The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...okay, OLD.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Equitable Gas. I like to be warm, but geez, do I pay for it. Literally.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
My house. Obviously.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I was 19. Yes, it's been that long. Why? 'cuz I was always the one getting everyone else home, completely clothed, and not accompanied by that scummy guy that they'd not look at when sober. So I always stayed more sober than everyone else.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Yeah, who can see me doing that? Yeah, me neither.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Miss Marlin
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Saying what a good girl I am while someone fucks me. He knows who he is.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An English professor.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
One. Well, I took classes at the community college while in high school.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I look good in it? Geez.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
Sooo glad I drive a Toyota.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where to and who with?
I'd move nowhere. I'd bring my family here. Or one of the really cool guys I keep meeting who don't live in Pittsburgh. :( Or maybe I'd move to Canada. It seems like a nice place. And all the hot, intelligent guys live there.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"Ugh.. errmmm... grr..."
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I'm a fuckin' idiot for staying up this late when I'm this tire...*snore*
14. When's the last time you showered?
This morning.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxers. Baggy. I want glimpses here, people. Nothing like a pair of boxers loosely hanging on a lanky guy. Yummm...
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Going to the grocery store.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
No. I'd volunteer at something else.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Oh, gee, now this is obvious... sleep in. ALWAYS. I never ever get up early if I can help it.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The Tick
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddle and watch movies. Well, and talk, of course.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I have no secrets. Seriously.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
When a hot 21-year old jumped me and my first thought was, "God, kid, I'm old enough to be your, um, much older sister!"
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Pretty in Pink.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Smoked turkey.
25. What do you get every time you go into Wal-mart?
I NEVER go into Walmart if I can possibly help it.
26. Beach or lake?
Lake. I like lakes. I grew up going to lakes. I don't do the beach. In case you can't tell, I'm white, people. VERY white.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
I hope not.
28. Who do you stalk on LC/CT?
I stalk my friend Andrew/Crazy Dragon. (He said I could!)
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Zebra Cakes.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
While You Were Sleeping
31. What's your drink?
Milk, Mello Yello, Mike's Hard Lemonade, a margarita on the rocks
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Paul Ovnik. Who still looks as hot as he always did, damn him. Except now he has glasses. So even hotter. Damn him.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Probably BOB "We play anything!"
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm!
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby Show.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Falling for guys who are long-distance. That SUCKS. Also, falling for guys who are married/involved. That also sucks big huge boulders. Wow, I sound like I'm pretty stupid with relationships, don't I?
45. Do you like the person who sits across from you at work?
Believe it or not, I like everyone at work.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
No one.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Pink.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Hmm... well, I've narrowed it down to: James Marsters, Cillian Murphy, Jon Bon Jovi, Jason Dohring, Lauren Graham, or Ryan Philippe.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope!
50. Last book you read for real?
I'm reading a collection of zombie stories. And I just finished the latest Janet Evanovich.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. I have lots of stuffed animals. They were all gifts from guys. I have no idea why. I hold onto them for sentimental reasons. My favorite is a big bunnyrabbit named Jackrabbit the Ripper. o:-)
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Outside, in the woods.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to?
San Diego.
54. Number of texts in a day?
Phone texts? None. IM's? I couldn't even count.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Relationship, definitely. I like my career.
56. Do you go to church?
God, no.
57. Pencil or pen?
Both
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Anybody? Anybody?
59. How many jobs have you had?
Legal secretary, temp secretary, mortgage loan processor, technical writer (Oracle, three positions), technical writer (Manual3), two jobs as a contract technical writer, and then my current job as a tech writer for 8 1/2 years now. So, nine total in 20 years. Not bad.
Well, and jobs I held in college. I transposed music for a blind music major, tutored stupid freshmen in music theoy, and worked as a computer consultant, which, since I worked the midnight to 3 a.m. shift, mostly involved playing on the internet and putting paper in the printer.
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Have children. Trite, I know, but true.
(Hey, did you actually *read* all this? I'm impressed... you get extra cookies from me.)
