wimsey's blog: "Test Results"

Want to know way too much about me? Really bored during a workday? Well, then, look no further than this amazing collection of Tanya's test scores, organized here for your convenience!



Personality Tests

• Dating Persona Test: Maid of Honor
• Long Scientific Personality Test: ENFJ - The Teacher
  
• Quick & Painless Enneagram: The Helper
• Personality Defect Test: Televangelist
• Nerd, Geek, or Dork Test: Pure Nerd
• Character Analysis Test: Moralist
  
• Relationship Problem Solving: Gentle Compromiser
  
• 4-Variable IQ Test: Verbal and Interpersonal
  
• The Alignment Test: Neutral Good
  
• What Type of Human Are You: Goody Two-Shoes
  
• Jane Austen Hero: Mr. Knightle

Boy/Girl Preferences

• Importance of Looks: The Appreciator
  
• What Kind of Man Do You Want: The Brain Child
  
• Type of Man: Pretty Boy
  
• Your Type of Girl: The Art Student
  
• Tits, Ass, & Cuteness: Asses Wild ('cuz I don't like fake breasts *rolls her eyes*)
  
• Beautiful Faces: Prominent Features, Sexy Demeanor (Alyssa Milano)

Sexy Stuff

• Sexual Style: Style Type A
  
• Lover Style Profile: Devoted Lover
  
• Sexuality Spectrum: Bi/Slightly Straight
  
• Three Variable Purity Test
  
• Intellectual Sexiness Test: Hot Tamale
  
• What Kind of Lover Are You: Great Catch
  
• Physical Desire Test: Gentle Flame

1.Name your last ex? Greg 2.Did you love them? Absolutely. Still do, in a "soooo do not ever want to get back together" sort of way :) 3.Do you miss him / her? Nope, 'cuz I just talked to him in AIM, and Wednesday we went to see "Stardust" and out for dinner. 4.Do you like anyone now? Hmm. I think there are people I find attractive and interesting, but there isn't one particular person tugging at my heart. 5.Have you ever had your heart broken? My second boyfriend ended our relationship very abruptly and for no specified reason, which did break my heart. It took me a long time to figure out what had happened. 6. Have you ever hidden the way you felt about someone? I pretty much don't hide anything. I'm complicated but open RANDOM UNCOMFORTABLE ? 7.Do you wear thongs? Sometimes. 8.What are you afraid of? Heights. And hurting people. 9.Do you watch porn? Not usually. Boringgggg 10.Are you a naughty or nice person? I'm like most people -- a little of both. I think generally people think of me as more "nice" than "naughty" 11.Name one hot person of the opposite sex? I'm boring if I say Johnny Depp like every other woman on the planet, right? :) OK, my photographer friend Charlie just posted photos of a total cutie named Cory on his Flickr site. So there. 12. Ever got a strangers number? Nope. 13. What is your least favorite body part on any person? Knees. I have to have a least favorite body party? 14.Whats your favorite body part on ladies? Mind. :) What, that doesn't count? Damnit. Mouth. 15.Do you measure your penis? *looks down* umm.... 16. Have you ever kissed the opposite sex? What am I, 12? 17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope. 18.Have you ever mooned anyone? Nope. 19. Do you hate anyone? Nope. 20.Have you kissed more than 10 people in your life? Yes 21. Out of all the people you've kissed who was your favorite? Viv was probably the most compatible kisser I remember. 22. Do you like to be naked? I don't mind. 23.If you had one wish what would it be? To be done with this @#$@#$ release at work 24.Do you keep a diary? I journal. A lot. Closest thing, I s'pose. 25. Who was your first crush? (Dating myself) John Stamos. Now Repost this as The Uncomfortable Survey

You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

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Blame Miss Cynthia again! 1. a guy/girl comes up to you and says 'hey baby, whats your name?' you say? I wish I had a witty retort, but honestly, noone ever comes up to me to say stuff like that. I'd probably gape and actually answer. 2. what's the last thing you put in your mouth? Hersheys Dark Chocolate Truffle 3. what does your last text message say? who's it from? "Yes we can. I'll text u" from Corey, in regards to Saturday's plans. 4. the last song you listened to? "Easy Silence" from the Dixie Chicks (on my iPod) ... but now it's Weird Al 5. if you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what song would you play? Something appropriate. What am I, a total shit? 6. where are/is your best friend(s) right now? My sister Holly (Sleepy Hollow, IL) My friend Charlie (Corvallis, OR) My friend Jason (somewhere in Maryland) 7. what did you do yesterday? Got up, worked, ate lunch and watched Alias season one. Worked some more. Read a book for a bit. Jon eventually arrived and we talked while I made dinner (veggie cheese omelets and fried potatoes with fruit). Then we watched Dawn of the Dead. After that he went to bed, and I stayed up chatting and watching Big Brother, my secret vice. Ended the day with a whole lot of testing with the above-mentioned Corey, which was annoying. I hate text messaging. What, you didn't want a play by play? 8. pick a scar on your body, how'd you get it? Mass of scar tissue on the top of my right foot and ankle, from slipping as I went down a hill and landing with my foot below me, then sliding on the gravel for several feet ... in sandals. Also sprained my ankle really badly. 9. what teacher did you have that you hated most and why? Oh, man, don't think I hated any of my teachers. OK, I did have this prof in college who taught 18th century literature who was quite possibly the most boring person alive. Also, obsessed with excrement. 10. what did you want to do when you got out of high school/college? Out of high school, I wanted to be an English prof. Out of college, I wanted to do anything but go to grad school to be an English prof. I was burned out! 11. how old is your mom? She's gone, but she would be 67. 12. what do you think really happened to steve from blue's clues? Who? 13. what are you wearing right now? Purplish blue keyhole t-shirt with jeans, silver jewelry, and my Jerry Garcia psychedelic Birkenstocks. 14. who's your most religious friend? I have religious friends? Geez. Jon? Since he actually goes to church? 15. who do you trust with your life? My sister. 16. if you could change your name to anything what would it be? I don't know if I would. I like my name. 17. what's the best compliment someone could give you? You're intelligent, interesting, and wise. 18. what do you hate most about your old school? Too big! 19. how often do you curse? Often. I have a potty mouth. I know, you wouldn't expect it, would you? 20. last time you took a plane where was it to? I flew to Portland, OR, then to Chicago, then home to the 'burgh. 21. how many times a day do you log into Fubar? Twice, 'cuz otherwise I log in when I get online, and then log off when I get offline. :) So once at work, once at home in the evening. 22. do you think any of your friend's boyfriends/girlfriends are cute? Sort of. I tend to have "asexual tunnel vision" when it comes to the significant others of my friends. 23. what's the first thing you would do with five million bucks? Pay off my debt. Then donate a lot. And buy a really spiffy car. 24. how would you confront someone you know was going to do physical harm to a friend? I have no idea. But I'd probably say something. 25. Who's the fourth person in your Fubar family, and how did you meet? Sandra. I have no idea! She probably friends-requested me. 26. how would you react if numbers three, six, and eight on your Fubar family list all of a sudden hated you? Feel very very sad, especially since one of them is Mikey and I adore him. Plus he takes my photos! 27. what's the next thing you'll spend money on? Dinner with my ex Greg tonight. 28. what's one toy you remember having in the 90's? Nintendo GameCube. 29. if you had a son what would you name him? Josh or Jake. 30. look through the nearest window, what do you see? I'm at work. So I have to ask -- what are those windows things? 31. what's your mousepad look like? Who has mousepads anymore? 32. who's someone you drifted from that you wish you were closer with again? Tons of people. I wish Will, who I was actually a bit in love with, hadn't disappeared. I wish my good friend and daily confidante Shawn hadn't disappeared. I love the internet, but one thing about it I don't love is that people seem to leave me far too easily. 33. which of your friends do you argue with most? Geez. Do I argue with any of my friends? I suppose it's Danny, who won't talk to me anymore because we kept fighting about stupid shit. 34. what nationalities are you? 1/2 Norwegian, 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Czech So, one half aristocratic Norwegian. One half Slavic peasant. 35. what's your dream job? I think I have my dream job. I like it a great deal. 36. who's the last person that you felt were stalking you? I went on one date with a guy about a year ago who then started getting ... weirdly possessive and demanding on me. 37. if you could have any car what would it be? Porsche Boxster. 38. what's your favorite breakfast food? Um... a ham, cheese, tomato, and onion omelet with fried potatoes and pancakes on the side with real maple syrup. Or the McD's Egg McMuffin 39. last time you cried in school, what was the reason? School? That was soooo long ago. 40. if you could get any piercing what would it be? Nipples. 41. how about a tattoo? At Halloween last year, I put a Gothic butterfly temporary tattoo above one breast, and I ended up really liking it. I've contemplated getting that done permanently. 42. who's the first person on your friends other than you? Right now, tester 43. what's a movie you want to see in the theatres? Uh.. not sure there's anything out right now that I'd be that thrilled to see. The last one was Ratatouille. 44. if you had to live somewhere else where would it be? Portland, Oregon, or Boston. 46. how many hours did you sleep for last night? About seven. 47. where will your next car ride be to? From work to wherever I'm meeting Greg for dinner. 48. if you could live in any tv show what would it be? Veronica Mars. 49. what video game do you play most often? Tetris, on my phone, if that counts. 50. where do you remember your childhood being spent? Mostly with my nose buried in a book!

I know you were all dying to know my decorating style. Aren't you glad I share these things? :) By the way, you, too, can take this quiz at HGTV.com.

You Are 24% Nerdy

You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

Your Psyche is Blue

You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you. By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go. While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side. When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding

Your Vocabulary Score: A-

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.

You Are a Natural Beauty!

You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about... One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though You have style, but for you, style is effortless

What People Think of Your Mouth

People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating. Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers. And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake.

You Are 24% Shy

You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal. You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.

You Are 81% Grown Up, 19% Kid

Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions. In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!

Your Personality Profile

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

Thank Brodie for this one... 1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? We split the bill, of course! 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it? John Smith 3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently. Texas. I'm sorry Will (please, move first) but c'mon, we can do without Texas, can't we? Think how much good that would do our country. 4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try? Peeing standing up 5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? Han Solo. Duh. 6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? Barbie Doll 7. Top two celebrities you wanna do? James Marsters and Katherine Moennig 8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? Smoking 9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you? Click. This country's love for that man frightens me to death. 10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? Oh, god, there are so, so many... 11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat? Cheesecake. 12. What's something that most people do that you've never done? Smoke 13. Before you die you want to go to...? Norway 14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do? Skydive 15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? Tiger 16. A drug you'll never try? Anything but pot. 17. If you were an animal, what would it be? Puppy 18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? My best friend Charlie 19. What's something most people don't know about you? Uh... I don't know! I'm an over-sharer. 20. First celebrity crush? John Stamos 21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? Bow 23. Favorite breakfast bread style? Banana bread (Frances Almjeld's recipe) 24. Favorite parody movie? Shaun of the Dead and Spaceballs (tie) 25. Worst way to die? Fire 26. Grossest injury you've ever seen? Uh... I don't know if I've seen a gross injury. 27. The worst injury you've ever had? I sliced my finger open. That's about it 28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving? Family 29. Sport you hate the most? Golf 30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? Charleston, SC 31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? Quilting 32. Favorite Actor/Actress? Don't really have favorites. Meryl Streep consistently does excellent work. 33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest? I don't know if I have a least favorite phrase. I hate the whole "internet language" thing, though, where people can't seem to master basic English. And that thing where they start using numbers and symbols to replace letters. Ugh. 34. What makes an awesome party? Board games and alcohol. 35. What's your material obsession? Books. Books books books. *looks around* 36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? "You're nice." 37. Favorite kind of dog? Friendly :) 38. Favorite carnival food? Funnel cake 39. Morning or night person? Night 40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit? Taking off my bra 41. Weirdest ebay purchase? A mixer? I don't know if i've made any weird ebay purchases. 42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? Anything with dip 43. It's Saturday at 3am. Where are you? Sitting on the computer, probably 44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? Cindee 45. Worst job you've ever had? Temp secretary at a hospital. I was bored out of my mind. 46. What is something your friends make fun of you for? My friends make fun of me for everything 47. Favorite cereal? Granola and Honeycomb 48. Book you could read repeatedly? "The Stand" by Stephen King, and most authors in my collection. That's why I own them, after all. :) 48. Book you could burn repeatedly? "Carrie" by Theodore Dreiser. If you read this and don't want to slit your wrists afterwards, you're a stronger preson than I. 49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? I made fun of a retarded boy who asked me to marry him in 4th grade art class. 50. What was your best Halloween costume ever? Toss-up between Pippi Longstocking (4th grade) and Goth chick (last year)