I don't really like company functions.. I.E. I don't fit in with hanging out with .. "the man" lmao
They are usually boring.. cuz they get all drunk.. and party.. and I don't .
Plus.. I can't take anybody.. I can hang with my buddies but I can't take a girl..
(that can get a bro fired!) no joke..
So its kinda a downer..
Sure.. its all .. go ahead roy take some one.. we'd love to meet her..
Meaning.. oh.. so help me .. if your girl is prettier than my wife you will get points and a suspension! Do you feel that!
Its the same with the "employee of the year" that is a dictator joke.. we vote and they pick some screwed up family member.. !!!
There hasn't been a minority or woman chosen in 10 years!
and I like my screwed up job .. so I won't be taking my blonde best friend with me.. I know i'd get fired! lmao
Oh.. yeah.. I have to take my russian penpal friend out of my tool box.. "theman" was looking in it and that can get me points..
:( hehehe
i mean.. geeeeez where do I live again..???
Its always a constant reminder that I really need to move to some island like on "lost" lmao
where my lotto tickets
peace
Roy
edit
unwritten rules for a brother..
I was told these today..
Test management.. bring your sexiest best friend and have her pick you up for lunch..
If you get the .. "oh your so fired " look.. then duh! u know..
Strike up a convo with "theman" see if i had
done that at my 1st job in indiana.. I'd have known the rules..
I can date a blonde woman.. but she has to be from another country.. then its okay..
(only applies if your me or someonelike me) its true.
Never bring some exotic woman to a Christmas party.. (you really don't like your job do you?) lol
If you disobey rules 1-3a.. then please stay for 30 mins and leave as quickly as possible..
Why.. cuz the wives and gf of the family members and bosses will start to cry and moan about her.
if you do bring some pretty exotic woman.. make sure she's abusive and treats you like crap..
(I have this one covered actually) I can call the lingerie model or that egyptian girl. the both treat me like crap..
The man feels sorry for you.. aka pity.. and then.. you might get a raise!
I've seen it! rofl!
ok. me go now..
