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Zodiac Match Test
Naomi, the best match for your personality is Aries Aries, the Ram (March 21 to April 20): This adventurous and energetic partner is just your type. Initially, an Aries is likely to catch your eye with their flirty charm and social ways. But as you get to know them better, you're apt to be even more drawn to an Arian's strength and confidence. People born under this sign typically know what they want out of life. They're also usually ready with a well-drawn game plan of how to achieve their dreams. In matters of the heart, don't expect your Aries to get too sentimental. Just be satisfied that this partner will both be generous and have an eye for quality. In the bedroom, you're apt to find the Ram to be a passionate lover with a robust sex drive. It's just one more way that Arians try to get the most out of life and live it to the fullest — even if that means sometimes living on the edge. go to tickle.com for more tests
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 03
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 03 by kristydoll © Tahlia entered the Tavern. Her eyes searched the vast room until she spotted Master Falcon near the fireplaces. With a quick step, she made her way through the crowd. He was in conversation with a man Tahlia did not recognize. She knelt quietly at Master Falcon's feet and observed the stranger. He had light brown hair and was considerably taller than Master Falcon. The leather he wore emphasized his broad build. Tahlia noted the hardness to his face and the almost cruelness she saw there. Strapped to his belt was a long bamboo cane. She kept her glances to a minimum, knowing she was to be still until her services were required. The earlier workday entered her mind. It had been endless. All she had wanted was to be in Master Falcon's presence. She thought of him constantly. They had many sessions together, but still, she couldn't get enough. He had strapped her breasts and pussy, paddled her, done inspections and watched while she mast
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 02
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 02 by kristydoll © The package arrived late Wednesday afternoon. Tahlia’s hands shook as she held it. It had been sent by Master Falcon. The note attached stated she was to wear what was enclosed for their session that night. She opened the box and looked inside. It overwhelmed Tahlia to see the bright red fabric. He had remembered her favorite color. Tahlia lifted it from the box. Her fingers slid over the softness of the silky fabric before holding it in front of her. It was a sheer-like slip with spaghetti straps, of a length that would fall mid-thigh. Also in the box were four solid metal rings, each lined with soft leather. A locking device was attached to each. She set the slip and cuffs down and nestled back into the couch. Her mind wandered to their last meeting at the Tavern. His hands on her body. Tahlia’s every sense intensified while she thought of him. Who was this man who provoked such powerful reactions from her mind and body? A smile pl
This Is For A Special Person They Know Who They Are!
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 01
Tahlia's Journey Ch. 01 by kristydoll © This is the story of one woman's journey into submission and self-understanding. Though based on real life experiences, this series is a work of fiction. It could have been any typical lunch time conversation, but this one wasn’t. The two women who sat at the corner table were oblivious to their surroundings while they talked. No one in the busy cafe noticed or paid attention to the dark-haired beauty or her more mature, though no less attractive, companion. “There‘s nothing wrong with you, Tal,” Wendy said, reaching over and laying her hand on Tahlia’s. “I feel the same way.” “What?! For you too?” Tahlia watched as Wendy nodded. “I thought I was the only one. I mean, I’ve felt this way ever since I can remember.” “It’s called being submissive, Tal. Many of us feel that way, and not just women. Some men do too. It can be a very rewarding lifestyle once you learn to accept it.” Tahlia sat overwhelmed in shock and dismay. Not
**r U Sure???**
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! What type of person do you attract?
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Thank You!!
I would like to thank every one for the add.As soon as i can i will go through and thank all of you personaly.
This Is Me
Female Ejaculation Part 2.....squirt Squirt Here...a Squirt Squirt There...here A Squirt ...there A Squirt....everywhere A Squirt Squirt
as found on: http://www.squirtingtruth.com/how_to_ejaculate.phtml SquirtingTruth: How To Ejaculate Before making any efforts to learn how to ejaculate please keep in mind that studies show not all women will be able to ejaculate. That is not to say that it cannot be learned but that it is possible that some women will not be able to, for whatever reason. For that reason ejaculation should not be considered the 'be all and end all' of sex for any woman. And it isn't. Many women who do not ejaculate have very satisfying and fulfilling sex lives. So why should you attempt this? 1. The g-spot stimulation needed for ejaculation may, in itself, cause a very satisfying type of orgasm. Whether you ejaculate or not, this intense orgasm is certainly worth the effort. 2. Developing your PC muscles, through Kegel exercises can also have enormous benefits, including helping non-orgasmic women achieve orgasm and intensifying the orgasms of already orgasmic women. 3.
Ok Folks....goodnight
I have no access to CT anymore from work so I will only be on during the late afternoon and evenings. I miss you all and love you all! Please feel free to leave me a message or comment and I promise to make sure and respond the next time I'm on. Until then...Cheers and Beers!!! Sam
My Cherries
**u Know It< Baby!!!!**
You are 92% Bittch! Wow! Your nothing but a big bad Bittch! How cruel can you be? Bittch!! Wonder what your mommy did to you growing up! She must not of shown you enough loving! Your a nothing but a total Bittch! There is not one decent bone in your body! How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
Tabby Tied
Tabby Tied by bigmaster_uk © It was a lovely sunny evening as I walked up the road to Tabby's house. I couldn't wait to see her wondering what she would be wearing for me. I knew that I was going to be in for a great evening. I got to her house and walked up the path to her front door. I pressed the bell and waited for her to answer. A few seconds past then the door opened. There she stood, just over five foot tall, wearing a small white bra, a little white lace thong and lace top hold ups, topping it off with 4" white heels. She looked so sexy. I walked into the house and took Tabby into my arms. Kissing her deeply, our tongues searching each other's mouths. Tabby broke the kiss and turned around and started to walk away, her hot little ass framed by the thong and stockings she was wearing. I followed her, feeling my cock growing harder by the second. She looked over her shoulder and smiled as she walked in front of me taking her little white bra off. She was teasing me a
That Is Right!
Jail
moose will go to jail for ... Biting someone’s nipple off 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Helpful Insight For My Friends......
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than
Some Shit Jus Gotta B Said
oPeN tHe mOuTh BiTcH Current mood: Im pleased LOL Here I go AgAiN~~ Some ppl are so fuckn fake in this world~~So damn blind that they cant see ova there pile of shit~~ Fake females always want wa you got~~N fake fellas, try to be something there not~ Why? Why the fuck do ppl try to impress, dress, and act like they betta then the rest? I mean for reals! Get ova yourself~~ Im sure this sounds like anotha dose of hateraide, ba trus, this isn't haten, Im jus fed up wit ppl that think eryone else owe them something~~When they the ones owen eryone else.. Ya know! We got our fake bitches~~ you know who i mean~~the ones that act all innocent n shit~~like they lil school gurls, hard to get, yet the bitch spread her legs to any dark dick that moves~~You got them ones that act yo friend, ba are really tryn to holla at yo man~~ always wana kick it at yo spot...the gurly gurls that fuck wit all types of heads~~the scadalous, schisty, nasty broads that cant hold there liquor and always be gett
If My Life Were A High-concept Movie, It Would Be
If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be The Perfect Storm (2000) meets Mission: Impossible II (2000).Take the What Is Your High-Concept Movie? quiz.
The Test For Jail
center> Marylynn will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
"a Story"
Plastered and drooling, unable to see straight because the alcohol had gone straight to his head, he seemed to grip onto the brick wall for dear life, trying like a desparate, dying animal to drag himself along, down the street. It looked so pitiful, this shameless act of alcoholism, that I couldn't help but turn my head away from it, feeling myself ashamed as I began to look back on past events, things I'd done that I wasn't at all happy with. Of course, those things were in the past, but when I looked at this man I couldn't help but think back on them. I felt a shudder course through the whole of my body, so I pulled my coat tighter around my body. It had suddenly gotten awfully cold out here. I suppose that when I looked at that pitiful man, when I saw what I had been through, my fate was suddenly sealed. I had no idea what was about to befall me, and I certainly would not take any of it back, because I have learned many a thing since then. I've learned more than I ever could ha
He-man
The Horny Guy
This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
Female Ejaculation Part 1...this Subject Is Too Good To Only Have One Part
as found on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation Female ejaculation From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid or a small amount of thick, white fluid, always from the urethra during sexual stimulation at or near orgasm. Female ejaculation is nearly always facilitated by stimulation of the g-spot (the urethral sponge, named after Dr. Ernest Gräfenberg), an area on the front vaginal wall. Contents [hide] 1 The nature of female ejaculation 2 Research 3 The 'female prostate' and female ejaculation 4 In society 4.1 Medical Contradictions 4.2 Female transsexual ejaculation 4.3 Pornography 4.3.1 Famous female ejaculators in adult film 4.3.2 British film censorship 5 References 6 External links [edit] The nature of female ejaculation Female ejaculation is not a new concept. The Greek philosopher Aristotle noted it
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The Hate Bug!~
~~I think I just had a dose of HATERAIDE~~ I just wanted to share some seriously overrated thoughts, that lately are just driving me up the damn wall... Questions, I know this may sound extreamly stupid.. but i just gotta ask... Who and when did ppl decide it was ok.. to wear your socks to your thighs, over your calf, with your damn basketball shorts?? I know, this may be a thing for ball players.. but seriously, wheres the leg??? And if you aint out playn ball... do you have to wear that shit to the grocery store?? Maybe i dont understand it, but damn it drives me absolutly insane, when boo wheres that shit.. i dont even wana go out in public when he dresses like that~~its embarassing, well at least to me it is~~ And hello~~ parents, why let your 13 year old daughter, where a skirt, that shows her ass~~ I mean, damn~~ what?? how you gonna let your lil gurl, where that shit, shorter than my damn underware, and expect some sick old man, that just got out of prison for umm, rap
What Sports Car Are You
I'm a Chevrolet Corvette! You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Intolerance
When I look at the intolerent people on this site, I get confused. When did so many people become extremely intolerent? There's nothing wrong with gay marriages. There is nothing wrong with being patriotic. There's nothing wrong with being proud of your heritage.
**is That All?!?!?!?**
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $762,005.03! What are you worth? Find Out Here
Gremlins
**a Tasty Libation**
If Christina were a drink they would be: 2 parts crazy1 parts flashy2 parts ambitious Get Your RECIPE Here!
**i'm A Gangsta< Biotch!**
The Toe SlicerPeople Iced:Twenty NineCar Bombs Planted:FourFavorite WeaponBowling BallsArms Broken:Thirty FourEyes Gouged:EighteenTongues Cut Off:TenBiggest Enemy:Disgruntled DonnyGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
What I'm Going To Jail For....
Angel will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com After you find out what you are going to jail for, have fun and leave it in a comment!!
My Life
Well, I don't know what to say except that I have been busy with our newborn daughter so I haven't made it on here very much at all. Merry Christmas, I just found out that my place of employment is laying me off as of November 20th. What assholes. With a newborn and family to take care of. Anyways, that is what has been going on lately. Sorry I haven't got to say hi very much and I apologize. Hope everyone has had a good week and hopefully I will talk to some of you later. Stephen
The Goonies
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License To Drive
The Last American Virgin
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Trick Or Treat
Trick or Treat by JimPet © I sat dozing in my chair; the ten o clock news was going off. Crap! I thought as I realized I had missed the entire hour of news. While gathering up the two empty beer bottles I hear the door bell ring. What the hell? I looked at my watch it was eleven o clock, its awful late for trick or treaters. Setting the bottle back down I hurried to the door with a feeling of dread, I'll bet its some damn teenagers out for pranks. I jerked the door open. "What?" I demanded. A young woman was standing on my front steps. Her long auburn hair was pulled into pony tails on either side of her head. She wore a tight fitting low-cut white sweater that ended just above her navel. Even though she was dressed like a high school cheerleader, she was to well- developed to be anything but in her mid-twenties. I could just make out the black lacy bra she wore underneath. Her long shapely legs were crowned with a short skirt that bounced enticingly as she move
Revenge Is A Bitch...aint It.hey Nicole Go Fuck Ur Self
u kno wat nicole i dont fuckin care if u post fuckin lyrics bout all us..i mean nicole where do u get the time to talk shit bout us when u have a dick in your mouth 24/7 u fuckin slut...i wouldn't call ya a whore cuz whores get paid and uhhhh ur not the type to get paid cuz ur a nasty std infested bitch!..its not really a bother to me let alone everyone and by means sayin everyone, u kno who i mean that u say shit bout us....i dont kno about them but i dont like you and i think ur the biggest slut in the whole school o wait a minute your the biggest slut in this whole fuckin town and thats sayin something...HAHA THERE I SAID IT....and as far as brittany goes she can kiss my fuckin ass cuz i think the same bout her as i do u, and if she thinks im scared of her she gots another thing comin and its my fuckin fist in her mouth! she dont scare me and im ready to knock her one ne time she wants...funny thing i told her that and she still hasnt set up the time to get the shit kicked outta h
Teen Witch
WHo remembers Teen Witch? This is one of my fave 80's movies LOL!! I know its lame but hey...it was the 80s!
Trick And Treat
Trick and Treat by Mike Franklin © Erin here again, with another story that I think you will like. This one happened at Halloween time on the night of trick-or-treat in our town. This was after the little incident with Kevin and his friends (see the story 'Erin Goes Anal') and Kevin and I had long since broken up. He and I called it quits that summer and I had spent a couple of months essentially alone, occasionally going to bed with a few guys but nothing too serious. I had remained single through the first month of school but I was starting to get the itch to have a reliable source of cock in my life. There was this guy named Adam at my school and one day in the library we started talking and he asked me out. I let him take me out a few times, to the movies and to dinner. We had made out a few times but I hadn't let him take me to bed. For some reason to this day I will let a random guy fuck me the first night I meet him if I'm in the mood but I make my boyfriends wine and
Damn .. I'm Almost Worth A Mil!!
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $960,933.86! What are you worth? Find Out Here
A Thought
I was talking with a friend tonight about walls we put up after being hurt ... I talked about how hard they are to drop and be open .... I got a shock .... She told me who are you to mess with those walls ... they exist for a reason and it is not your job to tear them down as it is more along the lines of getting to know someone well enough to let them in .... I don't know but it made a world of sence to me .... Our walls protect us from that side that lets anyone in to rip our world apart .... as some one told me .... the right one will scale the walls. NO ANSWERS The gifts that come from a higher source give us all reason to wonder why in due course some have the perfect most wonderful lifes and other have hardship and unwanted strifes Some are just blessed with all that is right others are working to get to the light of those who have only the best few of them know how greatly their blessed They take for granted the meeting of needs never knowing that it is mo
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Where Can I Find Him?
need someone to run free along my side in a dark place you can find his heart behind locked doors chains and all for i cant see his eyes it would cause a pain in life a thing once called love but tho i can never see is the truth and its actions too scared to even think of a scolded wound never to be rekindled run away start a new life leap of faith unrested soul dont know who you are finding yourself before finding others always wanting more never knowing why what if i couldnt go thru with this what if you couldnt live without this what would you do you've never seen the way you wouldnt even reconize it easy to slip thru play along or play with crazy or insane it all comes easy to the untrained eye let it take its course learn from experience and no regret where can i find him now???? (from the inside these are my words use them wisely)
Tribute To A Bbw
Tribute to a BBW by BulgyLover © A Big Beautiful Woman who said Yes. The best sex I have ever had was with a woman you would probably describe as overweight, or to put it more bluntly, fat. She was five years younger than me and at 22 years old she weighed 5 stone more than I did. She was comfortable with her weight though; she wasn't one of those pathetic women who whinge and whine about their being overweight but fail to do anything about it. No, she was fat, and happy with it. She had a relaxed manner that transferred over into her sex life. Nothing shocked her or caused her to shrink back. I suppose the one thing that stood out above all else was the fact that she always said yes. Looking back, I didn't take advantage of that fact as much as I could have. Oh, to have that time over again! I would do more, and get her to do more of the dirty sex things that she loved so much. She would have said yes to anything. She loved all kinds of sex. She gave great head and loved an
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You.....
You cheated I was defeated, Heart torn,ripped,broken was I jst another token, Did i not do for our children and you give us a life and a home for us to be alone. Wasnt it supposed to last forever, Instead I'm cring to do it again never. To be hurt again should i take the chance I'm a lucky guy that woman give me a second glance. You call to say the grass is no longer greener But I say you made your bed now lie , lie like you did to me . For my future doesnt include you ....... Ever again with me.
Backstabbing
The other day a very good friend of mine, was pretty much forced out of a group we belonged to. It was a Pagan Meet Up Group. Although, they never talked shop, it was more a social sex meetup group. But they started spreading around rumors about him, and then voted another person to take his place as assitant organizer without him knowing it, and only a quater of the members there. So, of course, he was upset. So I removed myself from this meet up group, cause he was pretty much the only reason I kept going back, and then message were flying on the message board of this group. So we would reply back calm, and respectively. Well then when they started getting nasty, when we told them that they didn't know how to run a group, we kept pointing out to them, that they were the ones that were acting childish, and we were simply laying out on the table our side of the story, and I guess the old saying truth hurts is really true. Cause they couldn't handle any of it. Then Finally I lo
More Thoughts I've Had Before...
I don't understand myself How can I keep doing this to myself? I'm tired of being treated this way Tired of being used Yet I keep doing it to myself It's become apparent that I fall for the wrong guys But I can't help who I fall for One part of me is always trying to warn the other But I never listen So I end up hurt And crying And regretting things I've done I just wish I'd learn I wish I'd stop hurting myself I hate the idea of being alone though I want someone there for me Someone to love me Someone I can love But it's like I'm just not good enough Not pretty enough, not funny enough, not smart enough I just hate the way I feel And wish more than anything it would stop ****** I know, not the most upbeat thing ever, but sometimes I don't ALWAYS feel upbeat, haha.
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Sorry sent my pic before i could say anything on it.. Hope u all had a good monday. wish u all the happness and love can't wait to talk to u again it has been awhile i'm behind on here sorry every one.. Have a great night and see u tomarrow kisses and hugs
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Trackz And What Not
WTF are up with Trackz? Started a lounge, Strigoi Vii, see my lounge section. Thanks to everyone who viewed and rated my profile and pictures! In Darkness Eternal, Astannun
Jones Soda Label...
Click The Link & Rate Me A 10....If I Get A Lot Of Ratings...Then The Staff Will Take A Look At My Pic And I Could Be On The Jones Soda Label!!! http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=697481&search=cassandra%20vacha&offset=4 If You Love Me..Please Repost This To Help Me Out!! If I Win, I Will Send Ya A Bottle!
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Dantes Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
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The Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your *ass good
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
How Are You In Love?
How You Are In Love You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02
Ultimate Strip Club Ch. 02 by lusthammer © After my first visit to the strip club, I could barely wait to go back. I spent more time examining websites to figure out which dancers were the ones who gave the nastiest and sexiest dances. The more I read, the more it was clear that I had chosen the perfect club to visit the first time. The club was outside the main city in an industrial suburb where the local rules were not as strict, or certainly not enforced. They had secluded VIP rooms for private dances and all kinds of nasty fun could go down. That was definitely my experience the first time there and I was eager to return, since my wife was headed out of town on business. On the website, I picked out a few girls that had the right kind of ratings – they are willing to perform "extras" in the booth for additional money. The club was busiest at night, but the daytime girls were often the raunchiest, and that was exactly what I wanted. I even jotted down the names of the g
Ultimate Strip Club
Ultimate Strip Club by lusthammer © A friend turned me on to a web-site that reviews all the local strip clubs. I had not been to one since college and I was nearly 40 and I knew my wife would not approve. I figured I would check out the web-site but never go to one of the clubs. I logged onto the site and starting reading. The clubs had a lot more than just girls getting naked. Many of the customer reviewers talked about "mileage", how far a dancer would go in the private booths at the back of the club. I could not believe what I was reading. Apparently, some dancers did lots more than others and the website had all the details. Certain clubs (the ones that didn't sell liquor) were the highest mileage and I got hard just reading the hints and suggestions about what might go down there. Weeks went by and I read the website a few more times, enjoying the illicit thrill of something that was so forbidden. My wife would be furious if I went to a strip club and spent our money o
Dantes Infreno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Poor Guy
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being the
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 10
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 10 by Sweetcheekss © It was late Friday evening when Brock called me from the Indianapolis airport. His commuter flight from Chicago had just landed and he was making his way through baggage claim. He was quite excited at hearing I was coming to his home Saturday for the cook-out and to meet his twin girls, Casey and Cassandra. We chatted for almost a half hour before concluding our conversation. Saturday morning, I awoke after a restful night's sleep. All I could think of was meeting Brock's kids and hoping I'd make a good impression. I'd chosen my wardrobe carefully, wanting to look nice for them without being overdressed. On the other hand, I didn't want to look too casual either. Dark dress slacks and a print blouse with minimal make-up and jewelry seemed most appropriate. Black high-heels, which I almost always wore, complimented my attire. Driving east on the interstate towards Greenfield, I kept running the do's and don'ts through my mind. My han
Gittin Married In Vegas
WELL AFTER MY NO MONEY TROUBLE... I TOOK OUT A LOAN AND AM GITTIN AMRRIED IN VEGAS OVER THE THANKSGIVING WEEKEND... DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS ON WHAT WE SHOULD DO ...???
Sony Ericsson W810i
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Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09 by Sweetcheekss © Leaving Gary lying in the courthouse parking lot with his mother hovering over him, I drove back to my apartment for peace and solitude. I should have felt happiness but instead, I felt just the opposite. Seeking a way to rid myself of the deep depression, I drank the only bottle of Scotch I had, downing it straight from the bottle. It relieved my tensions but not much else. Taking a few aspirins, I stretched out on the bed, falling asleep almost immediately. The phone rang a few times during the evening but I didn't bother to answer it, knowing it had to be someone asking how the divorce hearing went. That was the last thing I wanted to discuss with anyone. It was around midnight when I awoke to the sounds of thunder and rain. Strolling out to the patio doors, I looked out at the lake. The rain streamed down the glass, blurring my view but I stood there, looking out anyway. I felt alone, a feeling I always hated. The ringing of
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 08
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 08 by Sweetcheekss © It was the late afternoon Sunday when Cody finally wheeled the motorhome into his driveway. The four of us sat in silence for a few moments, quietly celebrating the completion of our trip to Sturgis. We'd already dropped off Liz along with her new trike off at her home in Crawfordsville. "Let's get everything unloaded." Kelly suggested. "Before we come up with excuses to put it off." While Cody and I unloaded the four motorcycles, Kelly and Heather cleaned out the motorhome. "I'm glad we didn't run into Cory when we dropped Liz off." Cody commented. "I'd probably have busted him in the mouth...even though he is my younger brother." "Get over it Cody." I advised him. "Put in in the past and quit dwelling on it." "That's the same thing Kelly said." He asserted, rolling his Road King into the garage. With everything cleaned out, I gave the couple and hug and drove Heather home. It felt strange driving a car after being astr
After A Long Day Sitting On The Beach
I drove to the beach today. It was cold as hell, and I dont really like the beach all that much. Anyway, I was sitting there thinking. Just watching these thoughts come and go. And the only thing I could gather is, its time to end this chapter. it was great, but to keep on with it would just make it cheap. So eventually I was able to leave it there with the ocean. But, I know it sounds all prolific, it wasnt. It was private, quiet, and something I had to do for me. It was time. Its time for a new beginning of sorts. moving forward and bringing only the lessons learned. I firmly believe that our lives are like a painting. All the wonderful memories we have are like blurry color blobs, and the bad ones are the definate black lines. But its those black lines that give our lives the other part of the painting, the shapes. As we learn and go along, we can see this masterpiece take shape. One is no better than another, just more or less colorful and some with more or less distinct lin
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 07
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 07 by Sweetcheekss © Waking early the following morning, we were confronted with sunny, cloudless skies. It looked like it was going to be a great day for riding. Getting into our riding gear, we unloaded Liz's new trike and Cody's Road King. Liz was grinning ear to ear, still excited about her new ride. I decided to try my hand at being a passenger, hopping on behind her. The rear seat fit me like a glove, elevating me high enough to see over Liz. We stopped at the Full Throttle Saloon for breakfast before heading south to see Mount Rushmore and the Crazy Horse monument. Liz was trying her best to keep from smirking; knowing Cody had tricked me for the second time since we'd gotten to the rally. "Don't be laughing." I threatened with a grin. "I'll get both your butts before we head back home." Making our way through the heavy traffic in Sturgis, we headed southwest towards Deadwood. From there we'd change highways to Rushmore and Crazy Horse. We did
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Two Wheel Desires Ch. 06
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 06 by Sweetcheekss © Cradled warmly in my arms, Liz drifted off to sleep within minutes. With Cory's wife finally tamed, I hoped I could do the same with her husband. I was tired of trading barbs with the smart-ass, fearing our differences would turn into an argument. We were here to enjoy the Sturgis Rally and gather information for Cody and Kelly's biker bar. An argument would only put a damper on the festivities. Sunday morning, I awoke before anyone else. Slipping from beneath the covers, I headed for the bathroom. Liz was sleeping soundly, as she had throughout the night. It wasn't until I returned to the living area that I noticed Cory wasn't sleeping on the couch. Peering out the window, I saw him wiping the dust off his Harley-Davidson Softail. Picking up Liz's panties, I tossed them on the foot of the bed, then slipped into the t-shirt and jeans I'd worn the night before. "Good Morning." I greeted Cory, cautiously approaching him. "Morni
This Burn
I feel the pain alone at night these bitter words they can not fight against the wounds that I have earned along the battleground that burned these desert sands they are my wake no amount of suffering can slake the thirst of death that grows abound no trees or grass or life around we lay here writhing, please save us all into the bottomless chasm we fall why must this happen i see no rhyme this isnt our place this isn't our time
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 05
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 05 by Sweetcheekss © I managed to ease my legs out from under Kelly without waking her. Although, Cody was still trapped by his sleeping wife. Rolling the woman onto her side, he managed to work his legs free. "Let's let her sleep." I suggested, tossing a sheet over her. "I need to take a shower." "I'll run down and put on some coffee, then I'll join you." Cody stated with a grin. "You wouldn't mind a little company, would you? "Better make it quick." I replied with a laugh. "I may not wait on you." Feeling the hot water spray over me, I stood motionless, enjoying the sensation. I thought about the events of last night, the seduction of Cody and Kelly Mitchell. I'd dominated the two, shouting orders and scaring the hell out of them. Through them, I'd worked out my frustrations without them being any the wiser. I felt better, sexually, physically and emotionally. "Hey! Gimme a little room!" Cody exclaimed, stepping into the shower with me. "
Instructions For My Boyfriend *thanks Adi*
From Instructions for My Boyfriend by BeautyInDarkness © "First of all, I’m submissive, I want you to handcuff me, tie me up, and do anything to restrain me. Handcuff my hands above my head, and tie my legs to the bedposts, so that I can’t effectively move any part of my body. Start by just looking at my naked body, let your eyes linger where you want them to. The fact that you think I’m beautiful makes me wet. Next I want you to focus just on my skin. Run your hands or some soft fur, fabric, or feathers down my body. Let your fingers linger, but not stop on the most sensitive parts of me: my neck, stomach, hips, and calves. Just let me feel your flesh graze down my ribcage, across my breasts, and down my waist. Now let me feel a little more. Gently scratch or graze my skin with your nails, run your long hair across my body, kiss the softest parts of me, make me quiver. Start to bite me. Bite me on my neck, hard. Don’t be afraid to hurt me, a little pain is a good thing. Run y
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For A Friend
Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out my blog! This is just a quick one to say come see my friend, Billie, in the Queen of LC Contest!! Please go check her out, she is HOT and one of the coolest chicas on this site. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=47672&albumid=102398&i=3319126211#leave_comment You can rate as many as you like.... it's more fun that way and i don't think comments count but they're always fun. I happen to be of the opinion that we need to BEAT THE BARBIE!!! Lol, you'll see..... Go! Go forth and vote! You won't be sorry! Oh, and if I'm right, spread the word, let's start a revolution! =)
Time To Tickle The Funny Bone Again
Recent Quips from Late Night "These activist judges are at it again. The New Jersey Supreme Court says homosexuals actually have the same civil rights as straight people, which means they can marry. See, this is the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats want gays to get married. Republicans know congressmen need to be able to play the field." --Bill Maher "Insiders are now saying that Hillary Clinton has had millions and millions of plastic surgery. They say she's so good-looking that actually, earlier today, her husband hit on her." --David Letterman "Officials said Tuesday that Iraqis have agreed to develop a timetable for progress in stabilizing Iraq. So there you have it. There's now a timetable for establishing a timetable. Welcome home, boys!." --Amy Poehler "According to the Census Bureau, earlier this month, the country's population hit 300 million. And Al Gore is blaming it on 'global humping.'" --David Letterman "Many say that London has r
What Ridiculous Surgery Should I Have???
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What Ridiculous Sergery Should I Get?
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Can I Bake You A Treat???
What ridiculous surgery should NANCY get? Have an easy bake oven inserted into your stomach so that you can make treats on the go 'What ridiculous surgery should you get?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 04
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 04 by Sweetcheekss © Waking later that morning, I grabbed a quick shower before heading home. The sky was overcast but didn't appear to be threatening rain. The ride home was refreshing, cruising along with the flow of traffic. I wasn't in any hurry, knowing full Gary probably wouldn't be home. I hated being home alone. The house we shared was much too big for just two people but I'd pretty much ruled out ever having any children. At thirty-two years of age, I felt my timeline for bearing children had reached its closing stages. Passing by Zachary's parents' home, I caught a glimpse of the young man standing in the driveway. He was leaning against a small import convertible driven by a girl about his age. Surprisingly, he looked up from the girl to wave at me as I rumbled by. I hoped he wouldn't show up unexpectedly again. The last thing I needed to have to deal with was some love-struck eighteen year old. Dealing with Gary and wondering what our extensive
My Tombstone!
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If I Say It Once, If I Say It Twice...
Well, I don't know if I've said it twice... If you're in the US, eligible to vote, haven't already voted in this election, ... etc. etc.- please. Vote tomorrow. May be apocryphal, but I remember a story of a person who sat out an election- in which they were a candidate. And lost. By one vote.
Kinds Of Sex
Kinds of Sex Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nu
What Type Of Person Am I
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Faith You are Faith. Faith is the belief in better things, in spite of the cynicism and doubt that swirls around us. Faith gives us strength; it inpsires us to move forward and follow our hearts. "Faith tells us what the senses do not."Love Charity Courage Peace Friendship Which Positive Quality Are You?
My Yummy Pics Take Duex
Okay I guess the first BLOG entry didn't make sense to you all. This is a little more clarification on my "private pictures" The one under YUMMY that all of you are trying so hard to look at. Just because you ask to be my "friend" and I accept you as my "friend", does *NOT* mean you have access to my "private" pictures. Just because you rated ONE of my pictures a 10 and didn't even comment on it does not mean I am automatically going to give you access to my private pictures. You actually thought I was going to?! Just because you talked to me for ONE day, and then never talk to me again YEP! you got it no access either! You are not just going to get access because you ask for it. Talk to me for a little bit...I will ask YOU if you want to see them!!! Okay, a little bit more, you should have MORE than ONE picture of you up! You should have NO ripped pictures of ANY female up (unless it is your GIRLFRIEND), yes I will ask the girl it is ripped up if she IS y
Cherry Tap
I just wanted to thank all my "friends" for being so kind and supportive. I really enjoy all of your comments and hope to be able to comment on your pages as well. Thanks guys and gals. Muah, Me
I'm Being Upgraded
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Libra...... Find Out
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The 6 Kinds Of Sex....
Kinds of Sex Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nu
Oh My, Lol
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Bad News Or Good News You Decide.....i Am Taking It One Day At A Time Til I Find Out
I went to the Doc's office today, and I found out some sort of bad news, I already know that I have a bad hip due to Osteo-Arthritic Arthritis, So I have been telling my Doc that i cant walk and because i am so young they are unsure of me having hip replacement, til today my doc told me my hip was in rough shape, and I might need it, but i would have to wait for a really long time for it to happen. But at least i got that news. But he wants me to have cane to walk in case i can't do it no more. So this my day. I just needed to vent sort of .... thanks for reading it
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 03
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 03 by Sweetcheekss © Saturday morning I slept in late. I had the whole day to kill before riding out to Clarksville and seeing what Ravagers was all about. Debbie had mentioned the place didn't really start rockin' till around 8:00pm. I wasn't sure what to expect but I hoped I was prepared. After catching up on some shopping I decided to lie out and catch some sun. Donning a white bikini, one of only a few that I possessed, I stretched out on a lounge on the patio. Being fair complected, I tan rather easily without burning. I hadn't been lying out long before I was pleasantly interrupted by my next door neighbor's son, Zachary or Zack as he prefers to be called. Zack was a cute kid, just having graduated from high school. A star athlete who'd graduated in the top ten percent of his class, his parents weren't happy with his plans for the future. He'd turned down several college scholarships, opting to attend some sort of technical school instead. Which
Fitting Since I'm A Vikings Fan!
What ridiculous surgery should Steph get? have the doctors insert purple dye into your bloodstream so that you can be a purple people eater 'What ridiculous surgery should you get?' at QuizGalaxy.com
To Those That Are Bitching About The Anti-military Woman
fuck the military@ CherryTAP This is my message too all those bullitens of that woman ^^^^. all i have to say is what i have said i dont know how many times to the people who treated me like crap when i was in the army. I may not like what she says. I may not agree with it, but i support her freedom of speech. After all i did help to defend that right for her. *side note* if you read what she says about her bf, she dont have one for real. Ok. I'm done. Please repost so i doNOT have to redo this every time. Thanks. ~Army Vet Gerry~ Army Vet Gerry@ CherryTAP
My Amazing Mental Ability ...
Hope's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can pee gasoline, if you concentrate really hard. Don't tell the oil companies... and don't play with matches (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Whats Ur Favorite?
Off the list of sex positions, which do you like or gets you off better: 1) Doggy Style 2) 69 3) Missionary 4) Spoons 5) Cowgirl 6) Other (Tell me which one besides the ones listed) I just thought it would be neat to compare
Why I Am Married Lol
WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew w
Thank You Everyone!!! (i'm Sick So This Made My Day)
Since this morning I've had countless friend requests, comments, messages, ratings, gifts etc. I've tried to return the favor as much as I could. Also, Thanks to the people who voted and commented me in the prettiest eyes contest. much love to you as well!!! It really cheered me up! woohoo!
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 02
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 02 by Sweetcheekss © The sun was just setting when I wheeled the Screamin' Eagle Fat Boy into the empty garage bay. Gary's Land Rover was parked in the next stall. I revved the engine a few times, allowing the rumbling to reverberate off the walls before shutting it down. Entering the house, I found my husband wiping down his precious golf clubs in the kitchen. He looked up at me like he was going to smart off. "Bought yourself a motorcycle, huh?" He stated. "Bet your dear old dad is going to love that." "Or, are you even going to tell him?" He added before I could answer. "I'll tell him...when the times right." I answered. "It's none of his business what I buy." "How was the golfing junket?" I asked, wanting to change the subject. "Who won? Or should I ask who cheated the most and got away with it?" "Well it wasn't me, that's for sure." Gary replied, checking the straightness of his number two wood. "My stroke was off something terrible."
What I Go To Jail For???
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My Gay Fairy Name
Babi Carolicious, your new Gay Fairy name is: Star Dancer ~ Your Special Fairy Skills ~ * Dancing in high heals.* * Singing in the rain. * * Spotting Rainbows. *
My Amazing Ability
Steven's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can go hours on end without a single thought - think of it like holding your breath ... but holding your.. um.. brain (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
My Porn Movie
The porno of martin clark's life will be called ... "Threes Company" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
My Drink, Lol
If Hope were a drink they would be: 1 parts flashy4 parts ambitious1 parts deadly Get Your RECIPE Here!
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 01
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 01 by Sweetcheekss © Arriving at the Regency Building, just off I-69, on the northeast side of Indianapolis, I checked my watch before exiting the car. "7:20, same as yesterday." I thought to myself. "I can't believe how regimented my life has become." Grabbing my purse and tan leather attaché, I strode briskly towards the front of the four-story building. Constructed of poured white concrete and dark tinted glass, it seemed like I spent more time at work than I did at home. "I've got to get out of this rut." I thought, pulling one of the huge glass doors open. "Life is going to pass me by and I won't have a thing to show for it but a big bank account." "Woohoo!" Exclaimed our receptionist, Evelyn Saunders, when she saw me approaching. The stocky black woman had been Regency Investment Group's receptionist for almost twenty-five years, rarely missing a day of work. Evelyn was my one bright ray of sunshine that I looked forward to each morning.
I'm Going To Jail
martin clark will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Friggin Awesome!!
Steph's Amazing Mental Ability ... You can induce others to fart just by concentrating (Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!) 'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Vote For Me
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Introducing..super Bitch!
You are Super Bitch.(Your alter-ego is Stephany) Your super-hero ability: thus causing the earth to shake 'What is your superhero ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
My Hitman Name Is
The Black AngelPeople Iced:SevenCar Bombs Planted:SixteenFavorite WeaponA CleaverArms Broken:NineteenEyes Gouged:TenTongues Cut Off:ElevenBiggest Enemy:Bloody ThumbsGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Native American Pride
Native American Pride
What Will You Go To Jail For?
You will go to jail for:When a prostitute asked you for the time Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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My Life Is Worth
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Hell Yea
You will take over Belize using only an underwater ray gun Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Lorain County Speedway
Wow, i really can't wait for the 2007 season at Lorain County Speedway i will be racing one of S&M Racings Brettas' and hopefully won't flip this one like I flipped my caviler like this year the whole S&M Racing team is going to be strong this year and hopefully one of us will get the track chapionship. Until next time... LATER~~~~~
The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state
I'm Changing My Name.hehehehehe...
My Gay Fairy Name is Tippy Toed Fudge Packer. How Gay.What's Yours?
My Headstone....
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My Life Is Worth
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $296,581.45! What are you worth? Find Out Here
Im Bringin Paxil Back!!!
My Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Prancing Prick. How Gay.What's Yours?
What Drink Are You???
If robert were a drink they would be: 4 parts foolishness3 parts loving4 parts cute Get Your RECIPE Here!
Two Bedrooms
Two Bedrooms by Whisky7up © I'm in bedroom number one. The one you use when you want cock. I've been playing with myself while you were in the shower. I heard you giggling with your girlfriend. I've been imagining what the two of you were doing. Were you kissing? With your breasts rubbing as the water cascaded over your shoulders, soapy suds slipping their way down to your buttocks? Did she have her fingers inside your cunt or were yours slipping inside her? Perhaps you were shaving her so she'd have a bare pussy for you later. My cock throbs at the thought of what you may be doing later on. It's as much as I can do not to masturbate furiously and bring myself to orgasm. You come into the room...you have dressed. Or rather, you have half dressed. Your hair is damp and gives you that sultry, just fucked look. Maybe that's what you were doing in the bathroom. Your girlfriend just fucked you. She used a dildo on you, slipping it inside you with one hand while she manipulated your
My Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Playful Pixie. How Gay.What's Yours?
When Will I Die
I will die on Wednesday, November 06, 2041 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
My Obituary
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Two Bedroom, Great View
Two Bedroom, Great View by scarfaccio © * * * * * Finding an apartment isn't easy. It had been two years since my roommate had gotten married and I was still stuck back at my parents' house. It can be pretty easy to get at home: free food and no rent can be pretty convincing. After a while I began to realize that no grown man should have to be told to clean his room because his grandmother was coming over. The apartment search was on. So this is where I am: tired as hell with the real estate listings in the paper peeled back to the "shares offered" section. Walking and riding the subway for hours can take its toll on you. I had one ad left to investigate and I wasn't hopeful. Wash. Hgts., Own room in 2 bdrm, 2 blks from A train, great view, $400. A nice neighborhood, cheap rent and apparently the current tenant didn't care if you smoked. In New York this is too good to be true. I was pretty sure that I would arrive to either find the apartment taken or it would be condemned.
Come Baby Lets Go To Vegas
You will go to jail for:You tried to cheat in Vegas Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Ya'll Can't Believe This Can Ya??
How evil are you?
(insert Maniacal Laughter)
You will take over Sri Lanka using only a car that is possessed by the ghost of Napoleon Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Type Of Person I Attract
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract models! You attract geeks! What type of person do you attract?
Contest
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Twins With A Twist Ch. 02
Twins With A Twist Ch. 02 by DreamOn © Please read part 1 first. A deal is a deal Jen reminded me the next morning. As she licked along the underside of my hardening cock it was easy to acknowledge the accuracy of her statement. I was happy to relax without worry for work on a wonderful Wednesday. In between licks and in her low, soft, sexy voice, she told me how cute Marco was and how she eagerly anticipated fucking him. All I could do was accept the ultimate truth that it was going to happen. There was little point in raising objections at this stage and I expressed what was intended to be my wholehearted approval. Internally it wasn’t as readily given as Jen might perceive but I knew for sure that any reservations I couldn’t get over quickly, would be a cause for problems later. With this in mind, I encouraged her verbalization of the fantasies she held and looked for aspects of them that I could focus on and cling to. I wasn’t going to give any signs of doubt if I
My Thomstone
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When Will You Die?
I will die on Saturday, November 06, 2055 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Star Dancer. How Gay.What's Yours?
Well I Just Mad It On Today
So I just made it on today, I love it. I love the ability to interact with so many people and if you want sexually and if you don't want to then fine!! Very cool!! What does everyone else think? Baron
Damn Stuff Animals!
You will go to jail for:Starting your own cult which worships beanie babies Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Twins With A Twist
Twins With A Twist by DreamOn © Twins with a twist. A story without a warning. I was telling Jenny about the anonymous feedback I'd received to a story submission. Somebody wrote to say that my "Do not read if you are less than 18 years old" statement, had put them off reading it entirely. "Too bad" she said "which story?" I told her the one. She'd loved that story. It was one of her favorites, "shame they didn't read it but how silly." She said "that was so hot, I started to read it on the plane and had to put it away." "I remember that." I said with a chuckle. "Squirming in your seat, that'd be a good title for a story too but maybe they're not so silly." I said. "Why not?" "Because the guy (or girl) made the point that if anyone had navigated that far with the intention of reading the story then such a warning would not stop them." "But warnings on cigarette packs don't stop people smoking." "Good point my little squirmy sex kitten but a different issue" I
Synonym
Monique's synonym -- loving (... as in affectionate!) 'What is your synonym?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Kinda Funny Right?
Your darkest secret is:You wore parachute pants Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
My Obituary
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I Knew I Was Right!!
Okay, so I just posted a new blog, then afterwards I did a test just to make sure I was right. I posted 2 bulletins. Both had the same content in them. On one, it has a title about the person that is on the air.. the other said "I can't believe this ass did this!!!" 8 people went to the one with the dramatized subject. Why?? Cause people like drama!!!!!!!!! They have to know what's going on at all times. If they don't, then look out. So, I proved my theory correct. So, those of you who are posting the stupid non-military woman, why not stop and think about what you're doing. You're giving the person who hates the military, more publicity, than those who support them!!!!
Damn Right!
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When Will You Die?
I will die on Sunday, November 06, 2050 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
To My Friends!
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
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New Pics
Updated the pics on the profile today with a bunch of new sexy ones. Come check and rate and comment them!
Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Galloping Groin Sniffer. How Gay.What's Yours?
Death
Sue Harstad Location of Death: Milwaukee, WI Date of Death: 11/6/2033 6:30:06 PM Last Person Called: Marcelino Last Number Dialed: 911 Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/6/2033 6:30:06 PM Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game
Get Your Hitman Name Here
Backseat BorrisPeople Iced:SixCar Bombs Planted:TwoFavorite WeaponShankArms Broken:FiveEyes Gouged:TwelveTongues Cut Off:TwoBiggest Enemy:The Tooth PullerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Gay Fairy Name
My Gay Fairy Name is Sparkling Rainbow. How Gay.What's Yours?
The Dildo Song Lmao
If You Were To Buy Me
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $904,430.57! What are you worth? Find Out Here
Tell This Bitch Off
ok to make this simple this bitch was talking some mad shit about the united states millitary this bitch needs to fucking die just for the shit shes saying i dont no if anybody else knows this but what shes doing is known as treason which means we the people of the united states of america can put this bitch on trial our selves and then put her to death with out the goverments saying now i dont no about the rest of you but i plan to make that happen cause i dont want trash like that in my country so if you feel the same way as i do let this bitch know how you feel about her and her fucking opinions http://cherrytap.com/user/394219 this is her link up above lets make this bitch know she is know longer welcome in this fucking country because my family has faught for this country since its been here and ill be dam if this bitch is going t get away with this shit
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chris roberts Location of Death: , Date of Death: 11/6/2023 6:27:54 PM Last Person Called: Moshe Last Number Dialed: 911 Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/7/2023 12:27:54 AM Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game
To Have Loved And Lost?
Some people like to say it is better to have loved and lost rather than to have never loved at all. I would like to start off by saying that love is a very powerful thing. Love can transform the smartest person in the world into a blithering idiot. Love is a blissful state of mind that is almost like being on some relaxing drug which makes everything seem alright in the world. I can go on listing what I know love to be for myself but I think I am starting to stray from the point I was about to make. The thing is this; I don't think it is better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all. The reason being is as follows: You would never take a bum off the streets, put him in a 7 star hotel in Dubai, completely cater to his or her every whim and desire, and then toss him or her back out on the streets. The reason is this, if you get used to a certain standard of living or reality, it is really hard to transition and or be forced into another reality of an inferior quality. To g
I'm Going To Die
I will die on Wednesday, November 06, 2041 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
Wonderful Sms For You ;)))
1. Never search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u are left alone 2. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows 3. These are some of the romantic countries in the world, holland: hope our love lasts & never dies, italy: i trust & love u, libya: love is beautiful & u also, france: friendship remains & never comes to an end 4. Some people have nice eyes, some people have nice smiles, others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a nice Herat 5. To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is secure but to love is insecure 6. Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every s
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New Update
I've just added new photos to my website, viciousvamp.com! It is me as the Queen of Hearts! I know, it is past Halloween, but better late than never right? :)
Shit....
Stephany Location of Death: Northfield, MN Date of Death: 11/6/2036 6:23:40 PM Last Person Called: Deon Last Number Dialed: (330) 467-316* Autoposy Performed: None Performed Date of Autoposy: N/A Cause of Death: Stabbing See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game
I Only Have 50 More Years.
I will die on Monday, November 06, 2056 When will you? Calculate Your Death Date
I'm Not Worth Very Much :(
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $271,358.67! What are you worth? Find Out Here
One Thing I Don't Have
What Women Want.... Current mood: crazy I wish i was a fucking man! It would be so much easier. So much more fun. Let me describe the benefits: -If i was a man, i wouldn't have to worry about keeping a rep and not fucking everything in sight. I would fuck so many girls...i'd be at 1000 rite now. lmfao....i would just not settle for one..id be with a different person every night. -If i was a man, i wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant. I would just have to go move on a rez and not pay for child support. A man can get scared from getting a girl pregnant, but he doesn't have to spit a fucking watermelon from his crotch area. -If i was a man, my friends would be the shit. There'd be no drama. Men tend to give each other shit and not cry around and make drama. I would play practical jokes on them and make them look like ass' without worry about their feelings. -If i was a man, i just wouldn't give a fuck. Men seem like anything can happen to them and their e
I'm A Bad Ass
Angel DustPeople Iced:Forty FourCar Bombs Planted:FifteenFavorite WeaponSwitch-BladeArms Broken:SixteenEyes Gouged:FourteenTongues Cut Off:None. Pathetic.Biggest Enemy:TwitchGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
I Cant Take It Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is it when you try to be yourself thing wont go right or they backfire. or when you say to someone im gonna do somthing they laugh in your face. I dont get people isnt the rule treat others how you want to be treated? So why is that so hard to remember? Why is it so hard to be repestfull to others? Now i fell myself shutting down becoming cold and not wanting to show emotions and thats going to fuck me in the long run but fuck it its all in a day i guess and maybe its gods plan to make me like this. Well nothing no emotions for me anymore i done trying to be a nice guy fuck nice guys im tired of nice im tired of people taking my kindness for weakness not anymore................
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The Arm Breaker????
The Arm BreakerPeople Iced:Twenty EightCar Bombs Planted:SevenFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:EightEyes Gouged:FifteenTongues Cut Off:ThirteenBiggest Enemy:Bloody BennyGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Thoughts Of You
I've dropped down. Fell! Here i lie, and there you stand. How can this pain come from one man. Go on living in the world of torture. I find not a thing in this life worth living for. I write these words but feel nothing. Will it come or shall i fail? Will i win or be unbeaten. Not fully understanding my thoughts. Complaining to the only forsaken. Read, yet undriven. I feel but unknown. Viewing the emotion unfully. You are the one who has stoned me. Climb higher but fall deeper. Swallowing the steel of my heart. Rip it and tear it apart. You drink from my only source. Fill you up, showing no remorse. Love is untamed, and you are drained. I run yet concrete standing. Do you know what anger can bring? I'm unspoken in the heart of a stranger. I do not feel this, i'm fine. Tired and cold, not wanting. Alone is where i ought to be. I wanna kill your sympathy. Your the only one who has made me see. I write this shit but never knowing. Feel the same, but thoughts growing. You'll never understa
Join Blingo, Dammit :)
Although I've been a Blingo fan for quite a while now, I've not gotten any signups. So, allow me to tell you about this wonderful place. Blingo is a search enging that uses Google's results - searching Blingo is the same as searching Google, the best engine on the web IMNSHO. So, why not just use Google then? Because you can't win stuff at Google. Every day, almost every hour, Blingo gives out prizes in the form of movie tickets, iPod downloads, even cash and gift certificates, just for searching using their interface. So, it's not only useful, and free, but you might get a prize! When you sign up as a friend at Blingo, should you win a prize, I also win that same prize. Therefore, all of you should sign up and use Blingo when you search, because I like free stuff. :) You should also get your own friends signed up, since if they happen to win something, you'll win the same thing. Nifty, eh? Now do it. Don't make me come over there. Oh, yes, and I Love Blingo!
Many Many Thoughts
Okay, I'm not much of a blogger, but I also don't post "rant" bulletins either. So, I see the bulletins flyin by tonight, and one that stands out, gives this girl so much attention for something negative, that it is unreal. Whatever happened to giving people with POSITIVE things to say, the boost? Proves that as long as you talk negative... YOU WILL GET NOTICED!! Once again, had someone not posted a bulletin about this insane lady, how many people would've read it? I didn't even give her the privilege of getting my two sense. Why?? Cause what would my word really prove on her page? That she got to me?? Anyhow, I also see things like, you have to do this, you have to do that. Who is anyone to tell me what I have to do? I don't follow orders, I do what I want because I want to, and if I don't want to, I don't do it. Simple as that. I think people are so afraid of what someone might say "bad" about them or who might post a bulletin saying something "negative" about them, they run
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Butter FingersPeople Iced:Thirty FiveCar Bombs Planted:OneFavorite WeaponBottle RocketsArms Broken:Twenty FiveEyes Gouged:FifteenTongues Cut Off:TenBiggest Enemy:Angel DustGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
Love Is Evil
Just sitting here and feel like bloggin some shit down. Why does one fall in love with danger? Ever man i seem to attach my heart to, something happens. Like God is saying.."your not ready to love, joanna" Its frustrating...what do i do. Ever time i meet a man, i'm faced with a challenge. Normal people have a man and get to spend time with that man. I have to wait, give it time, he'll finish his time. Fuck that. Why love someone who doesn't love you back? It says "I love you," but i just ain't feeling it. Can someone really be in love with words? Is it possible to just keep being in love by reading a letter? Thats jacked. If there is love there you'd think someone serving would have the time to write. And if your some bitch thats hating my words rite now...stop reading. You have no power to tell me what i should do, your not in my shoes rite now. You have no idea...so just keep your bullshit lines to your damn self. This shit is used to express my emotions...let you know what i feel...
I'm Fire Crotch
Fire CrotchPeople Iced:TwentyCar Bombs Planted:EighteenFavorite WeaponPotato GunArms Broken:ElevenEyes Gouged:ThirtyTongues Cut Off:SevenBiggest Enemy:The Toe SlicerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
My Drink
If Ashley were a drink they would be: 2 parts faithful1 parts evil2 parts cute Get Your RECIPE Here!
Get Out Your Wallets
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $696,224.39! What are you worth? Find Out Here
Hitman Name Lmao
Knuckle BruiserPeople Iced:SixteenCar Bombs Planted:FourteenFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:SeventeenEyes Gouged:Twenty FiveTongues Cut Off:TwelveBiggest Enemy:The Canadian StranglerGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME
What Do U Want?!
Ok, i have £7,000 odd to spend, what do you want and why do you deserve it?:)
Lizard King...
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My Worth
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $591,167.63! What are you worth? Find Out Here
Drink Me!!!
If Nancy were a drink they would be: 1 parts attractiveness3 parts extreme4 parts pervert Get Your RECIPE Here!
My Worth
If you were to buy me, it would cost you $137,615.38! What are you worth? Find Out Here
So Whats In Your Water?
as found on: http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/fluoridation/ Fluoridation "Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? -- fluoridation of water? . . . Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? . . . Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water -- why, there are studies under way to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake! -- children's ice cream! "Do you know when fluoridation first began? . . . Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual -- certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works." -- Gen. Jack D. Ripper, Dr. Strangelove Is your drinking water trying to kill you? Som
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Friends
xoxo 2006-11-6 16:37:41 anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the
Whats Love..
When You See Something in them that no one else see's.... When you know there not perfect but you see them perfectly... Thinking about them day and night.... When they mean the World to You!!! This Is How I have Been Feeling it is about time I have some happiness!!!! Just thought I would share!!!
I Don't Think This Is A Good Thing
If Steven were a drink they would be: 3 parts nasty2 parts cheater3 parts jealous Get Your RECIPE Here!
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If Tina were a drink they would be: 1 parts honesty3 parts loyalty4 parts extreme Get Your RECIPE Here!
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My Recipe
If Stephany were a drink they would be: 2 parts lustful4 parts charming1 parts hurtful Get Your RECIPE Here!
Drink Recipie
If Ari were a drink they would be: 4 parts thorny3 parts extreme4 parts risky Get Your RECIPE Here!
Hitman Name
The Black AngelPeople Iced:ThirteenCar Bombs Planted:FiveFavorite WeaponShards of GlassArms Broken:Thirty ThreeEyes Gouged:ElevenTongues Cut Off:TwoBiggest Enemy:The Arm BreakerGet Your HITMAN Name
Pics
what pics do u like? me, or tyannas, or my friends pics?
Melbourne Cup
YAY TODAY IS MELBOURNE CUP DAY EVERY 2ND TUESDAY OF NOVEMEBER AUSTRALIA HAS OUR MOST FAMOUS RACE THE MELBOURNE CUP OF COURSE ITS IN MELBOURNE WISH I WAS THERE =( BUT IM IN SYDNEY . . . SO THE RACE IS ON @ 3PM U CAN EITHER WATCH IT ON THE TELLY @ HOME, GO TO THE CLUB N WATCH IT OR JST GO TO MELBOURNE I CHOOSE NUMBA 22 THIS YR HOPEFULLY I CAN WIN AGAIN 3 YRS IN A ROW I ACTUALLY CHOOSE MAKYBE DIVA BUT SHES RETIRED NOW ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL LOVE YOU LOTS . . . . XOXOXOXOXO
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Join Me For Fun! - December 1st & 2nd
December 1st & 2nd, 2006 - A Party Weekend! It's Another Party Weekend! We are going to be partying on both Friday and Saturday nights, and everyone is welcome to come out and join us. This is a great time to come out to meet me if you have ever wanted to get together with me. If we hit it off, and I like you, I will "do you". :) FRIDAY NIGHT: On Friday, December 1st, a big bunch of will be at Cheers Bar for our usual Friday afternoon/evening drinks. We will have a bunch of Swingers and other sexually crazy people there, so come on out and hang-out with us, and meet the people you just may want to play with. Everyone is more than welcome to come and join us in a fun, in a very non-threatening environment. As we pointed out in our previous posts, Cheers is just a fun neighbourhood bar that is a great place to meet. So, come on out! We typically get there around 6:00, and stay until whenever. Dress is very casual, so there is no need to try and get "sexy" for Cheers. We sit to
New Pics...
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE NEW PICS..HAVE A FEW MORE TO UPLOAD BUT DONT HAVE ROOM :(..PLUS WE ARE GONNA TAKE SOME MORE TONIGHT..SO SHOW US LOTS OF LUV AND HELP US LEVEL UP SO I CAN ADD THE REST OF THE PICS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE..HEHE :)~ ~WENDY
Naughty Or Nice
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
Welcome Home And A Job Well Done
This is the group that my wifes cousin is in. We went there yesterday and welcome him home. Members of the 1-120th Field Artillery smiling and waiving to family members after touching down at Volk Field. More Area Troops Come Home VOLK FIELD -- Around 200 troops from the 1-120th Field Artillery Unit returned home yesterday. The rest had to wait until today. Newsline Nine was at Volk Field for their return and we caught some of those heart felt reunions. "There's no way to describe it. This is my family. It's too big for words," says Sgt. Fsc. Lawrence Hutchinson of Stratford. "Outstanding. There's nothing better," says Sgt. Jesse Borchardt, originally from Wausau. It's outstanding because like the rest of the 1-120th Field Artillery, Sgt. Borchardt has been away from his family for over one year. "It was very hard. Very tough," says Jesse's wife Mary. But tough is an understatement. These soldiers had to miss out on so many things. Like the B
Music Trivia Question 2 - Congrats To Salexanderdagreat!
Willie Nelson, Lars Ulrich, Alice Cooper and Huey Lewis are all proficient in one particular sport. However, one of these men plays a sport different than the other 3. This is a two part question and both parts must be answered correctly to win. Part 1: Who plays a different sport and what is it? Part 2: What sport do the other 3 have in common? WE HAVE A WINNER! salexanderDaGreat@ CherryTAP Willie, Alice and Huey all play golf while Lars plays tennis
Sexual Limit
I was ponering today: At what age do we stop being sexual, and does that mean we can no longer feel sensual. why is it that our children can never imagine the parents being sexy or having sex,why are they so surprised when they walk in the room and catch you in the act of just kissing and say ewwww. how do they think they got here. I'm a very sesual person and I hope to continue for a very long time. I welcome the warm arms of a man, the smell of his sweat and the glaze I put in his eyes when I rub his inner thighs ever so sofly,I want to be wanted and loved to be admired and sex is apart of life to be cherished and enjoyed. To kiss,caress,fondle and tease without these things we might as well be dead. so on lookers keep on lookin and youngins keep on wanting stay sensul and sexual as long as you can
I'm Damned
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My Dsl Is Gone!
So, as you can see by the title of this blog, I am gonna be online ALOT less than usual. We have no internet at home for now. SO I am typing this at the library right now. I will be stopping at the libary on my way home from work 3 or 4 times a week to check in with my friends here on the TAp. So Keep chekin my page out, keep showin me some love, I will return the favor. It may take a while, but I will still be chekin out pages, commenting and rating pics. So be patient with me, cuz we have all been knocked offline at one time or another. So to any who visit my page, i hope you will read this so you know why, I am slow in answering your messages and comments! NOw I am gonna end this, so I can go answer some messages and comments.
Quick Advice
1. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. 2. You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. 3. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him. 4. Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it. 5. The real measure of a man's (woman's) wealth is what he (she) has invested in eternity. 6. Laughter is God's sunshine. 7. Thank God for what you have, Trust God for what you need. 8. If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for. 9. Man looks at the outward appearance but the Lord looks within. 10. If anyone speaks badly of you, live so that none will believe it. 11. Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. 12. Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts. 13. Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminis
An Answer
Spiritual Journey The journey is different for everyone we are all in the process till it's done Seeking the road to peace of mind the path is easy to know and hard to find So often side tracked by things unimportant missing the wonders that are heaven sent unhappy that life won't bend to our will discovery that we have yet to fulfill just to live in the moments of the day accepting things that don't go our way knowing it is better to be a part of the whole these are the things that enlighten the soul ego and pride take away from the ride leaving us empty and wanting to hide to protect our selfs from hurts yet to come is the way of many and yet very dumb for without risk we can never be right we must be open to advance into the light Standing tall at the journeys conclusion free of the bonds of material confusion By R.Thomas Dinsmore
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Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Leve
I Wonder If It Matters ?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
How Many Have Your Name
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:9people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Get Fbi Files About Yourself...
The Federal Bureau of Investigations keeps files on almost every person in the entire country. They must send you your file if you want them to.There will not be any charge if the file is under fifty pages.If it is over 50 pages, then there will be a copying charge of ten cents per page. Your file can be obtained by simply mailing a letter to them. However,the letter must be worded properly or else they will not comply, or may only send you part of it. Here is the address which you may use to contact the F.B.I.:Director Federal Bureau of Investigations Washington D.C., 20535 Here is the letter: Dear Sir: I am requesting a copy of any personal file which you may have on myself (SSN ). In addition, I am requesting copies of all files, dossiers, documents, or materials referring to myself. If you consider some
Anti Military Wtf??!!!!
This is some fucked up shit....check out this Hoochie mama's Profile.....Yea I blocked her wish I could do more ARMY/NAVY/USAF/USMC, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELFS, Please@ CherryTAP
Suicide Genes
THE STORY OF THE SUICIDE GENE By Jon Rappoport Author of: The Secret Behind Secret Societies AIDS Inc.; Scandal of the Century In several big cities across America, simultaneously seventeen carpenters have committed suicide. This takes a while to discover, of course. But computers, digesting facts of police inquiries all over the country bring this odd fact up. And, of course, it is an odd fact. Why should this happen? No one can answer that. But right away a search commences for the cause. One enterprising researcher, Doctor X, has a pet theory. He's nursed this for years, has written articles about it, has garnered grant monies, has headed up investigative teams. The teams, though, don't actually go out into the field and paw over crimes, they study human genes in a lab in Maryland. Doctor X believes that there is a gene in the human which controls the act of suicide. This gene can be switched on or off, but when it is ON, the owner of the gene eventually commits suic
Radio Stations
Facts and Factoids "Just the Facts Ma'am" Radio Stations Broadcast Death Triggers Maxwell of the New Haven Register died in Mysterious curcumstances. He was an English newspaper baron apparently. His death seemed to get even OLD re-runs of Dr. Who upset, and mentioning it. Maxwell used to take a butcher knife out of his desk and warn Broadcasting managers with it. I guess Maxwell had something to do with MacMillian Publishers. Maxwell was an English Jew. He waved the British flag. He was bold enough to write about the Gambino crime family in his Newspaper in New Haven, CT. He was ALSO bold enough to write about the "broadcasted voices" that WELI radio and WEBE radio must have been broadcasting to people who smoked CRACK. Rick Craven... a broadcasting "brat" told me that they FIRST KEPT what they were doing with that out of print! These broadcasted voices... tell people to kill and they also repeat the victoms thoughts. That was the un-known effects of crack as reporte
Prozac
From: Adrienne Subject: Data on Prozac This article was originally published in the Guardian Weekend, 30 October, 1999, in South Africa. THEY TOLD US IT WAS SAFE (Africa News Service) Johannesburg (Mail and Guardian, November 5, 1999) - It was too good to be true. Prozac, taken by 38-million people worldwide, is not as harmless as we've been led to believe. Disturbing evidence has emerged, showing that Prozac can push some patients into so agitated a state of mind that they are a danger not only to themselves, but to others, too. By Sarah Boseley Prozac is the late 20th century's miracle drug - a medicine for a world that wants simple answers to life's complexities. Happiness is pill shaped. Unsurprising, then, that Prozac has been received across the globe with quasi- religious fervour. More than 38-million people have taken it. And, unlike the old prescription tranquillisers such as Valium and Librium, Prozac is said to be safe. It is almost impossible to kill yourse
Pentagon Murders On 9/11
Case solved. America's criminal ruling elite is responsible for the war-instigating mass-murders of 11 September, 2001. The proof is in the Pentagon attack. As you will see here, the Pentagon's security camera video sequence is "SMOKING-GUN" EVIDENCE, establishing the September 11 mass-murder as an "INSIDE-JOB," a frameup conspiracy devised to involve the U.S. in a war for monopoly Control of oil, for war munitions and war-debt profiteering, for greater centralization of Federal power over our lives, and for the continuation of Afganistani "Northern Alliance" druglords' opium shipments over the Silk Road to China to boost world HEROIN PRODUCTION thereby increasing the flow of drug revenues that are laundered into the big New York and City of London investment banks for investment in "global plantation" penny-labor super factories in the "People's" Republic of Chinese Triad Princelings. Open attachment or find the attack frames at these sites: animation sequencing http://www.a
Flouride & Stupidity
FLUORIDE and STUPIDITY SICKNESS CONTROL 101: FLUORIDE, THE LUNATIC DRUG "TELL A LIE LOUD ENOUGH AND LONG ENOUGH AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IT." (Adolph Hitler) "EARTH IS AN INSANE ASYLUM, TO WHICH THE OTHER PLANETS DEPORT THEIR LUNATICS." --Voltaire (Memnon the Philosopher). Controversial fluoride is one of the basic ingredients in both PROZAC (FLUoxetene Hydrochloride) and Sarin nerve gas (Isopropyl-Methyl-Phosphoryl FLUoride). Sodium fluoride, a hazardous-waste by-product from the manufacture of aluminum, is a common ingredient in rat and cockroach poisons, anesthetics, hypnotics, psychiatric drugs, and military nerve gas. It's historically been quite expensive to properly dispose of, until some aluminum industries with an overabundance of the stuff sold the public on the terrifically insane but highly profitable idea of buying it at a 20,000% markup, injecting it into our water supplies, and then DRINKING it. Yes, a 20,000% markup: Fluoride-- intended only for human cons
Did You Know?
The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth. When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn\'t understand German. St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish. The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927. St. John was the only one of the 12 Apostles to die a natural death. Gabriel, Michael and Lucifer (more commonly known as Satan) are the only 3 angels to be named in the bible. According to Genesis all demons are angels who were cast out of heaven after Lucifer tried to take God\'s throne and several of the other angels bowed down and worshiped him. Many sailors used to wear gold earrings so that they could afford a proper burial when they died. Some very Orthodox Jew refuse to speak Hebrew, believing it to be a language reserved only for the Prophets. A South African monkey was once awarded a medal and promoted to the rank of corporal during World War I.
Dantes Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Read This!
Question 1: > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids > already, three who > were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally > retarded, > And she had syphilis, would you recommend that she > have an abortion? > Read the next question before looking at the > response for this one. > > Question 2: > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only > your vote counts. > Here are the facts about the three candidates. > > Candidate A > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults > with astrologist. He's > had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks > 8 to 10 martinis a day. > > Candidate B > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until > noon, used opium in college > and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > > Candidate C > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, > doesn't smoke, drinks an > occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. > > Which of these candidates would be your choice? > Decide first... no peekin
Cell Phone Codes For All Sorts Of Phones...
Cell phone codes for all types of phones -- PHONE PHREAKING & HACKING FORUM Contribute & Reserve your VoyUser nameVoyUser Login (see contribute)VoyForums Directory/CategoriesNo-ads: Completely remove ads from your forumOwner LoginVoyForums HomepageCreate a New ForumVoyForums NewsHelp DeskVoyForums ExchangeFAQ - Frequently Asked QuestionsSearch VoyForums [ VoyUser Login optional ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Check update time ] [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:13:20 01/01/03 Wed Author: Mexoplyx Subject: Cell phone codes for all types of phones come 2 our site: http://way.to/wyretap.org Bosch 718 Secret Engineering menu (menu 10) appear *#3262255*8378# Display the IMEI *#06# To set the language automatically (Reset to English) *#0000# Set the Enhaced Full Rate *#3370# Reset the phone #3
Aids Treatment
DATE: 12-14-99 David Icke reveals that an AIDS TREATMENT FOR THE WORLD HAS BEEN SUPPRESSED FOR OVER TWO YEARS by THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH THE FEDERAL DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND THE WHITE HOUSE! AIDS CURE INVENTED BY OKLAHOMA GENERAL PRACTITIONER By Forres McGraw MIRACLE GIRL OR MIRACULOUS CURE? Seven year old Precious Thomas, by most standards, is like any other bright, happy seven year old. Precious' most incredible attribute is that she used to have AIDS. No, that is not a typo. During March, 1998, Precious was included in studies and clinical trials at the National Institutes for Health, one of the leading research centers for AIDS. On March 23, 1998 in a viral-load test administered by NIH, Precious' viral-load was 186,119. It went to ZERO. What NIH did not know at the time was Precious had stopped taking the drugs it prescribed her under its protocol. What has the NIH discovered since, that it hasn't disclosed?
9/11 Myth And Reality
The 9/11 Disaster The Myth and Reality by Brian Desborough THE SOUTH TOWER’S COLLAPSING! The startled exclamation of the television news anchor was echoed by hundreds of awed onlookers, as they fled for their lives from the vicinity of New York’s World Trade Center Site. In the aftermath of the disaster, the global economic collapse was accelerated, rescue workers contracted a mysterious illness (probably radiation sickness) and millions of well-meaning, but incredibly illinformed American citizens displayed the Stars and Stripes as a gesture of patriotic solidarity. The claim made by the United states Government and the corrupt mainstream newsmedia, that the disaster was perpetrated by the bin Laden terrorist group, is provably false. The four Boeing 757 and 767 aircraft that were involved in the 9/11 disasters, possessed fly-by wire control systems. In the infancy of aviation, aircraft control surfaces, e.g. ailerons, rudders and elevators, were connected to the pilot’s c
Struggle
Your love struggles to please the one you love. And so does he struggles to love you too. But it don't matter what obstacles comes between you two. Yours and his love are so strong that it can't be broken. Some people wishes they had that kind love. And some may want to brake that love, that you guys have for each other. But as they try hard to brake that love. They won't be able to brake it. 'Cause you guys are meant to be with each other.
Laws Of Physics Warped On 9/11
Muslims Suspend Laws of Physics! Part I by J. McMichael jmcm5@lycos.com Some of the sources have departed since this essay was originally published on October 21, 2001. Where I could find substitutes I have indicated them with the word "or" and a reference to an alternative copy. This revision was published November 25, 2001. I tried to be patriotic. I tried to believe. I watched those quarter mile high buildings fall through their jaw-dropping catastrophes over and over again. I listened to the announcer and the experts explain what had happened. And I worked at my pitiful lack of faith, pounding my skull with the remote control and staring at the flickering images on the TV screen. But poor mental peasant that I am, I could not escape the teachings of my forefathers. I fear I am trapped in my time, walled off from further scientific understanding by my inability to abandon the Second Millennium mindset. But enough of myself. Let us move on to the Science
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me, I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, and each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too. But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, and said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, That I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays The good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love we shared, and al
How Crazy Are You?
you are 14% crazy. you are so sane it's almost...CRAZY you seriously need to get a life and let loose you inner craziness! LET THE VOICES TAKE OVER!!!! (do you ever wonder how many people actually read these things or even take a crazy quiz? don't you almost have to be sane to take a craziness quiz)How crazy are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
Better Business Bureau
Breaking Big Brother Strategies for Regaining Independence, Freedom, and Privacy in America By Ken Adachi http://educate-yourself.org/BBB/index.shtml June 22, 2004 When I was a kid, it was common to see a big decal on the windows of many offices and stores in the downtown area with the letters "BBB" on it. The letters stood for the "Better Business Bureau" and membership with that organization was suppose to be an assurance that the management of that store or company was interested in maintaining an ethical posture with the public. If a customer was mistreated in some fashion by a shoddy businessman or a clerk, you could always pick up the phone (or your pen) and log a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. Over the phone, you were told that your complaint would be properly addressed and that the owners of that company would be duly appraised of the foul deed and steps taken to assure that it wouldn't happen again. It was the norm in those days for custom
Chinese Doctor
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next d
Italian Divorce Court
ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT  ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose  ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
Life
Sir is biting the cage, I am tired, and I stil have to do some work. Wow, what a great day. hahahhaa but Talked to karen, and Jamie, but Jamie didn't know once again he was talking to karen, and me, but Karen said something and he thought it was me. Good times with the bestfriend.
Sign Over A Gynecologist's Office:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************ ************** On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ******************** ****** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm
I'm A Nice Wizard- Howzabout You?
You are 79% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
I Killed A Deer
This is what happens when you hit a deer going 60 mph in the middle of the night on a deserted back road.
Beat That Speeding Ticket...
Beat That Speeding Ticket! About Speeding State speed limits Let's face it, we all exceed the speed limit at one time or another and some of us practice it as a religion. A recent study found that between 88 percent and 96 percent of motorists exceed the 55 mph posted speed limit on interstate highways in the states that still have it. Since you are reading this booklet on speeding tickets you either already have one in hand or you are just trying to avoid one in the future. This booklet places the emphasis on trying to get out of the ticket before you even get one since this is the easiest method of beating one in the first place. I am not a lawyer and I won't go into too much detail about fighting tickets in court other than just giving you some common defense tactics that an attorney would argue on your behalf. Most states immediately changed their interstate rural speed limits from 55 mph to 65 mph after the federal government allowed states to do so in 1987. The states tha
What Type Of Person Do You Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract Yuppies! You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.You attract artsy people! You attract models! You attract geeks! You attract unstable people! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace I am not a Yuppie..lol
Life
you wonder why i know im dead inside selfless help awaits on the horizon blistering cold scorching heat my love is shattered like a mirror lost unforgiven silently i pray eternity passes by whispering dying desperate for love help me escape grab my hand im falling enter the end close my eyes ill never wake up
Drunk Driver Joke
Drunk Driver joke A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''
Missing
WHYS DO I FEEL LIKE I AM MISSING PART OF ME? DAMN IT DAVE WHY? I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FINE AND NOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED! WHAT WENT WRONG? 6 YR OF MY LIFE. WHERE DID THEY GO? WHERE DID WE GO?
Oh Yeah Baby!!
Oh yeah baby, I am now down to 193 LBS. now woo hoo. Still losing weight!! I am slowly making my way to my goal weight of 160 LBS. at least or less. That was before I had my daughter, lol, hopefully I will make that again. Almost all done being sick hopefully!! Now my throat hurts, ggggrrrrrr. I hate being sick Image. Well I hope all is going well for everyone. I am making a lot of new friends and have been having fun getting to know them!! It's funny that most of them aren't close to me at all, but oh well such is my luck!! Take care and may the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all!
Life
I'm falling apart. I have arthritis in my back plus a fracture in it. I have arthritis in my knees and then to top it all off I have the beginnings of arthritis in my left hip. If I don't tend to it to slow it down I will have to have hip replacement. And I am only 26 yrs old for godsakes
Traffic Stop...
Published on FlexYourRights.org (http://www.flexyourrights.org) Traffic Stop Scenario Scene from BUSTED In any given traffic stop, with a few notable exceptions, the below rules will help protect your civil rights and improve your chances of driving away safely—so you don't have to be a legal expert to say and do the right thing. 1) Keep Your Private Items Out of View This is common sense: Always keep any private items that you don't want others to see out of sight. Legally speaking, police do not need a search warrant in order to confiscate any illegal items that are in plain view. 2) Be Courteous & Non-Confrontational If you are pulled over, the first thing you should to do is turn your car off, turn the dome light on (if it's nighttime), roll down the window, and keep your hands on the steering wheel. Don't immediately reach into your glove compartment for your license and registration. Officers want to be able to see your hands for their own safety. Wait until the offi
What Is With The Rerates?
I keep getting these alerts that someone has rerated my photo from a 10 to a 9. I must've pissed someone off...hehe
What Are Your Qualities
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Faith Peace Friendship Courage Which Positive Quality Are You?
Street Stop...
Published on FlexYourRights.org (http://www.flexyourrights.org) Street Stop Scenario Scene from BUSTED In any given public police encounter, with a few notable exceptions, the below rules will help protect your civil rights and improve your chances of leaving safely—so you don't have to be a legal expert to say and do the right thing. 1) Keep Your Private Items Out of View This is common sense: Always keep any private items that you don't want others to see out of sight. Legally speaking, police do not need a search warrant in order to confiscate any illegal items that are in plain view. 2) Be Courteous & Non-Confrontational If you are stopped by a police officer, remain calm. Don't ever -- under any circumstances -- talk back or raise your voice to a police officer. You have nothing to gain -- and everything to lose -- by escalating the hostility level of the encounter. Even if the officers are being belligerent it's always in your best interest to remain calm, courteo
Hello
This place is still new to me but I love every minute of it!! My birthday is coming up this Saturday and I'm hoping it will be great! Starting a new job this week and am a little nervous but it will be ok because my hubby will be there too!!!!
Naughty Or Nice
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand whilst your halo shines in the sun. Ah, we're just taking the mickey. But you are awfully good. Certainly, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stay in the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and- nude-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Organise a practical joke. Go to a strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! your Naughty! wild thing! Are you Naughty or nice
How To Speak Sothern
How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAWSE - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back
Searching
walking my path on my journey seeking my treasure searching for a small pleasure walking along singing a song keeping tune with myself listening to voices from where i do not know leading me on to my goal searching you out finding you near my love complete my dear
What Are Your Qualities?
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Friendship Peace Faith Courage Which Positive Quality Are You?
Not All Of This Is True
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand whilst your halo shines in the sun. Ah, we're just taking the mickey. But you are awfully good. Certainly, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stay in the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and- nude-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Organise a practical joke. Go to a strip club. Trust us - as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! your Naughty! wild thing! Are you Naughty or nice
Haha
new pics posted allllllllllll over my gallery *winks* but i am off and will give all yall some more love tomorrow. don't 4get bout me while i'm gone...lol
How To Say No ...
How To Say No We say "yes" to others because we want to please them. But when eventually we can't continue, we let them down and we feel guilty. Both parties suffer. Recognize that a desire to please often prevents us from saying no. Stick to your plan. If you have a written set of goals and strategies, this gives you a reason to stick to your course. ("Thanks, but I already have an investment plan, so you don't need to send me a newsletter about stocks.") When someone persists, repeat your position, perhaps in a slightly different way. ("As I already said, our policy is to donate to charities that help children only.") Make sure you understand exactly what is being asked of you before you respond. Perhaps the task is more time consuming than you thought. On the other hand, it may not take much effort at all. Excel at just a few things, rather than being just average at many. Don't try to do everything. You have a right to say no. Remember that others may take you for
Lol...me In A Nutshell
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Faith Charity Friendship Courage Peace Which Positive Quality Are You?
Oh My God...
I hate when people try to weasel into my business. I am finally just trying to keep something my own. Keep it to myself and out of everyone else's heads and look at where it gets me. I hate how nosey people can be sometimes where if they see something happen they feel they have a right to comment on it and they feel like they have some sort of fucking say on what happens in regard to it. Well I have news for all these people... YOU DONT. I understand that something a little unexpected was seen by our nice little group of friends on saturday night. BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. People need to stop bothering me about it and making a fuss because whether it be something or nothing it is of no concern to you. You dont have a say and keep your fucking opinions to yourself because they are not wanted nor needed. Hell, I ,myself, am leaving the situation well enough alone and everyone else should too. You all suck ass, goodbye!!!!!
When A Juggalo Or Juggalette Dies
when i die, show no pitty, send my soul to juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep,put two matches at my feet, put two hatchests on my chest, and tell my homies i did my best!!!!!! if ur a true juggalo or juggalette you will copy and repast this if you dont then ur not a true juggalo or juggalette your just a juggahoe!!!!!! magic magic ninjas what woop woop!!!!!! mmfcl
What Level Of Hell Will U Go To?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Chilliwack River Flood Of Nov 2006
Well Everyone The time has finally arrived for the "pineapple Express" to come to the Southern Part of British Columbia and Cause Havoc the Destruction once again. It has caused Severe Flooding and Slides in the Southern part of BC and near where i live It has Cause a Major River to Over flow its Dikes and Close off a road to Valley where people live.. Chilliwack RCMP ( police) the CHWK Search and Rescue are out in Force to go door to ddor to get anyone and everyone out of the flooded area Play for them Please and I hope the rain stops soon I personally have had enough for a while again TTYL Ross
Lol This A Good One
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
I Wanted To Send This To You
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no...... She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... SO NOW I WILL SAY: I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow. It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes
Redneck Birth Control
- Get Your Own
Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD STOPPED TURNING WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE LOST INTEREST IN OUR COUNTRY WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE 3000 LOVED ONES AND FIREMEN AND POLICEMEN AND PARAMEDICS DIED JUST DOING WHAT THEY DO IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS HUNG ON THE CROSS FOR A WAY FOR EPOPLES SINS AND WRONG TO BE FORGIVEN? WHERE ARE WE ALL NOW WHEN ALL OF US TAKE ADVATAGE OF all of our freedoms and love for this country and heart breaks and loved ones families falling apart and drugs and gangs and violence and rapes and miss guided wars and relationships?
Help Me Get Him Tio Stay!!
A friend of mine has been having some blog drama on here lately and is thinking about leaving..Lets show him some love and get him to stick around!! JT@ CherryTAP
I Gave To You
i gave to you a fire to light inside your hart to feel the warm embers glow a pice of the sun's ray to bask in it firery show i gave to you a pice of the rainbow to coler your world when it seems totally gray some roses for the sweet perfume to kiss your senses with its bouquet i give to you a sprinkling of some twinkling stars to wish upon at night the morning dew to kiss the day to bask in it delight i give to you a summer breeze to caress your face to shoe that someone cares the sweet song of the nightingale to remind you that there always there i give to you my lasting frendship always true a gift of love to hold side whenever you feel blue or just becouse you need a frend this frend will always be there for you
Untittled
I saw you sleeping so quietly and beautifully. And waited for you to wake up so I could hold you in my arms. But as I waited, I waited with nervousness, 'cause I found out that you was sick, so I got worried. I know you will get better, and I know that everything is going to be ok. 'Cause I'll be praying for you.
One More Day
I get my test results tomorrow and I am scared to death now.it is never fun going to the doctor alone when you will get results such as these.I will also be able to tell you when they are doing my surgery.Thanks to those that care.
Easy Beef Taco Dish
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:30 min Makes:5 servings 1 pound lean ground beef 3 2/3 cups hot water 1 package Hamburger Helper® beef taco 2 cups Progresso® red kidney beans (from 19-oz can), drained, rinsed 1/4 cup milk 1 cup shredded lettuce 1 large tomato, chopped (1 cup) Sliced ripe olives, if desired 1. Cook beef in 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. 2. Stir in hot water, Sauce Mix and beans. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. Stir in uncooked Pasta. 3. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 9 to 11 minutes, stirring occasionally, until pasta is tender (sauce will thicken as it stands). Meanwhile, stir Topping mix and milk in bowl 30 seconds; set aside. 4. Remove from heat. Spoon and lightly spread topping evenly over beef mixture. Sprinkle with remaining ingredients. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) No changes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 420 (Calories from Fat 120 ); Total Fat 14 g (Saturated Fat 5 g);
This Tells How Evil You Are Then Tells You Where Your Going To Be
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Very High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Tuna-stuffed Shells
Prep Time:45 min Start to Finish:45 min Makes:4 servings Pasta 16 uncooked jumbo pasta shells Tomato-Basil Vinaigrette 2 large tomatoes, seeded, chopped (2 cups) 2 tablespoons chopped onion 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 2 teaspoons dried basil leaves 2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper Filling 1/3 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 2 teaspoons dried basil leaves 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cans (6 oz each) albacore tuna in water, drained, flaked 1 large carrot, shredded (1 cup) 1 small zucchini, shredded (1 cup) 1 small onion, chopped (1/4 cup) Lettuce leaf 1. Cook and drain pasta shells as directed on package. Rinse with cold water; drain. 2. While pasta is cooking, in medium bowl, mix all vinaigrette ingredients just until blended. Set aside. 3. In another medium bowl, mix mayonnaise, 2 tablespoons basil and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Stir in tuna, carrot, zucchini and onion
Italian Ham And Pasta Salad
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:6 hr 30 min Makes:6 servings Salad 1 box (9 oz) Green Giant® frozen broccoli cuts 3 1/2 cups uncooked bow-tie (farfalle) pasta (7 oz) 1 lb cooked ham, cut into julienne strips 1/2 medium green bell pepper, chopped (1/2 cup) 2 tablespoons finely chopped onions Classic Italian Dressing 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup olive or vegetable oil 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil leaves or 1 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1 teaspoon chopped fresh marjoram leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram leaves 1 teaspoon ground mustard 1/8 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons white vinegar 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1. Cook broccoli and pasta separately as directed on packages; drain. Rinse pasta with cold water; drain. 2. In large bowl, mix all dressing ingredients until well blended. Add broccoli, pasta and al
Yesterday...
so yesterday was my bday! Me and a bunch of friends went out to dinner, it was pretty damn good. HELLZ YES... Im Legal drinking age. Bar anyone?
Slow Cooker Cheesy Ravioli Casserole (crowd Size)
rep Time:15 min Start to Finish:5 hr 15 min Makes:12 servings 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 1 medium onion, chopped (1/2 cup) 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped 1 can (26 ounces) four cheese-flavored spaghetti sauce 1 can (15 ounces) tomato sauce 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 2 packages (25 ounces each) frozen beef-filled ravioli 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 ounces) 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1. In 10-inch skillet, heat oil over medium heat. Cook onion and garlic in oil about 4 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender. Stir in spaghetti sauce, tomato sauce and Italian seasoning. 2. Place 1 cup of the sauce mixture in bottom of 5- to 6-quart slow cooker. Add 1 package frozen ravioli; top with 1 cup of the cheese. Top with remaining package of ravioli; top with remaining 1 cup cheese. Pour remaining sauce mixture over top. 3. Cover and cook on low heat setting 5 to 7 hours or until ravioli are tender. Sprinkle with parsley. Nutrition Info
This Is Dante's Hell Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Bag Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, wh
Ravioli With Peppers And Sun-dried Tomatoes
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:6 servings 2 packages (9 ounces each) refrigerated Italian sausage-filled ravioli (any variety) 1/2 cup julienne sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil and herbs, drained and 2 tablespoons oil reserved 1 bag (1 pound) frozen stir-fry bell peppers and onions, thawed and drained 2 cups shredded provolone or Havarti cheese (8 ounces) 1. Cook and drain ravioli as directed on package. 2. In 12-inch skillet, heat oil from tomatoes over medium heat. Cook bell pepper mixture in oil 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in tomatoes and ravioli. Cook, stirring occasionally, until hot. 3. Sprinkle with cheese. Cover and cook 1 to 2 minutes or until cheese is melted. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 385 (Calories from Fat 215); Total Fat 24g (Saturated Fat 11g, Trans Fat ncg); Cholesterol 135mg; Sodium 870mg; Total Carbohydrate 26g (Dietary Fiber 3g, Sugars ncg); Protein 19g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 40%; Vitamin C 40%; Calcium
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Mostaccioli With Roasted Tomato And Garlic (cooking For 2)
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 30 min Makes:4 servings 2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil 4 to 5 medium plum (Roma) tomatoes, cut in half 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt Freshly ground pepper 1 unpeeled bulb garlic 1 cup uncooked mostaccioli pasta (3 ounces) 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 1 tablespoon dried basil leaves 1/2 cup crumbled feta or cubed mozzarella cheese (2 ounces) 1. Heat oven to 300ºF. Line cookie sheet with foil; generously brush with 1 teaspoon of the oil. Arrange tomato halves, cut sides up, in single layer on cookie sheet; brush with 1 teaspoon of the oil. Sprinkle with salt, sugar and pepper. 2. Cut 1/2 inch off top of garlic bulb; drizzle 1 teaspoon of the oil over garlic bulb. Wrap in foil; place on cookie sheet with tomatoes. Bake 55 to 60 minutes or until garlic is soft when pierced with knife and tomatoes have begun to shrivel; cool slightly. 3. Cook and drain pasta as directed on package. Squeeze garlic into remaining 1 tablespo
Lasagna Florentine
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:35 min Makes:5 servings 1 pound lean ground beef 1 medium onion, chopped (1/2 cup) 4 cups hot water 1 package Hamburger Helper® lasagna 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed to drain 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (4 ounces) 1. Cook beef and onion in 10-inch skillet over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. 2. Stir in hot water, uncooked Pasta and Sauce Mix. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. 3. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 14 to 16 minutes, stirring occasionally, until pasta is tender. Stir in spinach; sprinkle with cheese. Cover and simmer about 3 minutes or until cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Decrease hot water to 3 3/4 cups and increase first simmer time to 17 min. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 400 (Calories from Fat 140 ); Total Fat 15 g (Saturated Fat 7 g); Cholesterol 70 mg; Sodium 1190 mg; Total Carbohydrate 37 g (Dietary Fiber 2 g
Lmao
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
Grilled Italian Sausages With Pasta And Vegetables
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:50 min Makes:5 servings 1 1/4 pounds Italian sausage links (4 or 5 links) 2 large bell peppers, cut lengthwise into fourths 3/4 cup Italian dressing 2 cups uncooked penne pasta (6 ounces) 4 plum (Roma) tomatoes, chopped 2 tablespoons chopped fresh or 1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. Grill sausages 4 to 6 inches from medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until no longer pink in center. 2. Brush bell pepper pieces with about 2 tablespoons of the dressing. Add to grill for last 10 minutes of cooking time, turning frequently, until crisp-tender. 3. Meanwhile, cook and drain pasta as directed on package. 4. Cut sausages into 1/2-inch slices; cut bell peppers into 1 1/2-inch pieces. Toss pasta, sausages, bell peppers, tomatoes and remaining dressing. Sprinkle with basil. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 565 (Calories from Fat 335); Total Fat 37g (Saturated Fat 9g, Trans Fat ncg
Golf Book
I'll be using this on Thursday - playing in a scramble tournament with my biggest customer. . A Truly Useful Golf Book Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9 am Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 1
Tortellini-shrimp Kabobs
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 20 min Makes:12 kabobs . Cook and drain tortellini as directed on package; cool. 2. Place dressing in shallow bowl. Stir in tortellini, shrimp and tomatoes. Cover and refrigerate 1 to 2 hours, stirring once to coat. 3. Drain tortellini mixture. Thread tortellini, shrimp and tomatoes alternately on each of twelve 8-inch skewers. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 55 (Calories from Fat 25 ); Total Fat 3 g (Saturated Fat 1 g); Cholesterol 30 mg; Sodium 90 mg; Total Carbohydrate 4 g (Dietary Fiber 0g); Protein 3 g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 6 %; Vitamin C 4 %; Calcium 2 %; Iron 2 % Exchanges: 1 Vegetable; 1/2 Fat *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Health Twist
True Marine!!
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She
Positive Quality
Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Friendship Courage Peace Faith Which Positive Quality Are You?
Lessons In Nature
I'm not a gay basher. This is just a funny joke. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment. Then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well,
Nothing New Lol
You are 81% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
The Blonde's Year In Review
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...Box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C"... isn't it??? October Hate M &M's... they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey
Best Of 2006 Video's
Friends
friend are the ones that come and bail you outa jail.. true friends are sitting beside you saying fuck that was fun
Woo Woo To The Family
welcome to the crazy fucked up life of the one and only Kganik Klown, KAJUN!!!!!!! WOO WOO....so what is going on my people? if u say nothing i am gonna have to chop ur heads off....only kiddin' so if anybody wants to step up to the plate next time we shall see if there is any more fun to be had.............MMFCL
I Don't Want To
I have an impacted wisdom tooth and it SUCKS!!!! I don't think I could wish this crap on my worst fucking enemy!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
This Is What Retail Makes You! Lmao
You are 83% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
For Every In My Hart
in this world thangs come and go and we can't know what the future may hold nothen stay the same and when we least exprct it our our lives are chang if something ever changes and we lose touch please know that ill all ways thank or you and miss you very much so be for the world changes i just want to say i;m thankful that we'er frends yeasterday and to day what time and fortune on our side i hope we never part but if we do remember you are forever in our in my hart!
"the World's Hardest Riddle"
The world's hardest riddle they aint lyin this is hard i turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Good Luck
How A 7 Year Old Explains Sex
Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty
Hmmmmmmmm...
This site can be really funny; one day it's awesome and there are loads of friends about making you feel at home.. The next its a really lonely place to be. No responses, noone online that you know. Thats how it is right now.. Lonely! Don't get me wrong though, I love it here :) P x
Lol The Second Type I Attract Is True!
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
What Type Of Witch?
You are 87% Witch or Wizard! You are the Witch or Wizard that sees the entire universe as one thing, using the power you have to create the world for us all. Blessed be!What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
How Much Of A B*tch Are You?
You are 45% Bittch! Well about half way there to becoming a full out Bittch! It won't be long now! I think you have a little devil and little angel in you! Right now there are fighting! Maybe the devil will win and you will be a big Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
Level Up
OK FOLKS, I NEED SOME HELP HERE. I AM CURRENTLY ONLY 920 POINTS AWAY FROM THE NEXT LEVEL PLEASE HELP ME LEVEL UP BY COMMENTING AND RATING MY PICS. SHOW ME THE LUV PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Thi Is So Me!
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."The South The Northeast Philadelphia The Midland The West North Central Boston
Even More Of Family
Football
not sure how to do this but if anyone can help me i am looking for things to put on my site regarding the dallas cowboys but still not sure how to do it and my excuse is im for the uk lol thanks for anyone that can help me.
Fact Or Fiction?
“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't
Meow.
♥ My mommas extremely crabby today. I have yogurt and its yummy. My tummy dont hurt no more. But im not testing it.♥ So like anyway i found like a million more icons. Cause they are all pretty and stuff. ♥ ♥♥ And its totally the truth ♥ Remember that.
Poor Janet Felt So Sorry For Her Looks Good Though
seen this in a stash here is url http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=33901 click here to see
Yeah Yeah Im New To This Lol
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What Type Do You Attract
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! You attract models! What type of person do you attract?
I Am Not!!
You are 70% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
Old Men Can Still Think Quick
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Old men can still think fast!
More Of What I Love
Love /hate Florida
Well its coming to a head , no pun intended. The honeymoon period is way over now. Its been 5 long years since i moved here and although I love the weather and beach it may be time to move on. Why? well not really meeting the quality of people and too many transients moving in and out of state, and in and out of my life as friends etc...... notwithstanding the other redneck fucks that live here, and Florida white trash...now dont get me wrong there are good rednecks and bad rednecks , just like their is good/bad in all our genre's. Job situation sucks too. Noone wants to work here and i feel like that shit is rubbing off on me. Ive always been motivated and worked hard but i find a few core values moving down the ladder of importance and i feel it. A huge discrepancy between the classes here too. Your either dirt poor fuckstick or a rich arrogant fuckstick......cant find good fucksticks like me stuck in the middle like me wether its age or $ or class im referring too
Random Thoughts
Why do people insist on sending chain emails to me? They should know by now that they will never get them back and I won't send them to anyone else. Same with stupid surveys of my favorite color and age and just plain stupid questions. If you know me well enough to have my email address you should know the answers to those questions anyway. Another thing that gets me is emails about God. If I wanted to get preached at I would go to church. Apperantly that's not on my list of fun things to do on a Sunday morning therefore it's not on my list of fun email to read. Not saying I don't believe in God I just don't like getting told how and where to believe. Another random thought. Why can't this part of the country put a decent football game on a network channel at any point on Sunday? Yesterday afternoon, I would have loved to be watching the Cowboys even though they lost they are more interesting than the crap that was on. I love football but only certain teams a deem worth watching. On
This Quiz Sucks....
What American accent do you have? Your Result: Boston You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.North Central The Midland The West The Northeast Philadelphia The Inland North The South
Artsy? Lmao So Not True
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! What type of person do you attract?
Inner Peace
Yep...this works for me! >>>Subject: Inner Peace >>> >>> >>> >>>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and >>>we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple >>>advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. >>> >>>Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all >>>the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see >>>things I started and hadn't finished. and before leaving the house >>>this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White >>>Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of >>>Oreos, the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the >>>cheesecake, some Arnott Shapes and a box of chocolates. You have no >>>idea how freaking good I feel. >>> >>>Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> -- Luv L X
What American Accent
What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central "North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.The Midland The West Boston The Inland North Philadelphia The South The Northeast
Follow'n The Recipe...not, Lol..
..Gotta Follow the Recipe.. A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed... "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims... "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."........Jim agrees and the two say good bye.. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.. Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed...."Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!.....You gotta follow the recipe!
Dr Phil Part 2
Hello everyone, I wanted to get on here and put up the next part of the Dr Phil Show...I Hope ppl will take the time to read this for those of you that watched know wht has been said or done on the show but anways here it is again im not going to change any name or anything like that Thanks again.....Here it is ............ Asking Tough Questions “I’m very glad Jeremy decided to take a lie detector test,” says Krista. She is convinced that the father of her 3-year-old daughter, Kaylee, has been molesting her. Kaylee has said that Jeremy touched her inappropriately. Krista adds, “I don’t think Jeremy is going to pass the lie detector test, because I think he’s lying.” “I think that he is going to find a way out of it,” says Bonii, Krista’s mother. Jeremy says, “When the truth comes out, I am going to walk up to Bonii and I am going to say, ‘You lying sack of crap.’ I know tha
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
A Soldier's Girl
A soldier's girl One night a soldier looked up into the heavens and made a plea to God. "God I'm so alone down here. All I do is fight and face the deamons of the earth. Please send me someone" So God called forth his angels and asked them to help create a soldiers girl. "Boss give her strenght!" cried Michael "So that she can bear the weight and pressure of always packing up and going with her man at a moments notice" God was pleased and added strengh. "She must have patience!" called forth Gabriel "So that she can have the understanding of the stress of the job that is required of her man" God was pleased and added patience. Peter thought about it and said "let her be compasionate, so that she can sooth away the nightmares and horrors that the soldier will see" God was pleased and added compassion. Jesus went forth and said, "Dad give her faith, faith that her man loves her and that no matter what it takes he will get home to her" God was pleased and added faith.
You Have Now Entered My Masquerade
THIS IS HOW I'M WIRED. I am DEEPER than you think. If you would like to contradict me, I'm game. I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you. I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind. I thirst for you to figure me out. You have now entered my masquerade. You can uncover your facade. I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love. I value my family and those who are REAL. I like to be fascinated by the anomalous. I am constantly thinking I have Loved... Lost... and Learned. The three things that every soul should feel. I yearn for those that put a smile on my face. I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back. I do not belong in anyone's Virus. Satisifaction is found on my own. Don't Lust for what you See... Desire what you know. Author Unknown
Cont...
ok so im wrong as hell! the previous blogs made for a disclaimer were intended to let the two or three people i actually talk to on this thing not get all scared and shit! little did i know those happened to be the only people that gave them a shot! how funny is that? you four( and you know who you are)...arent i a lier and an exagerator...lol...all kick ass for being my friend and understanding that "ITS JUST BUSINESS BABY" and what the hell! i thought i would have a million dudes lining up for those babies! lmfao!
Snow!!!!
Well it just started snowing abit ago! It looks like a huge snow globe...minus the shacking..lol. But either way it is so beautiful! I just had to share! I hope everyone eles is haveing a wonderful week!
This Kiss
This Kiss by Martini we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly
Evening Dress...
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Hey All
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19 Ways To Win A Girls Heart....
1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you e
Evening
Yup Im Posting Once again.. man what a shitty day this as been..tomorrow its gonna be the same ( hopefully not me being sick part ) its gonna rain ALL DAY and MY KIDS are out of school ( HELP ) lol... anyways... Ive got the flu or some kind of bug.. cant stay warm for nutin...and ITS FREAKING COLD outside and of all days the dogs wanna go outside lol can anyone tell im STRESSING lol... ok enuff with the wineing part lol.. How was everyones weekend? Mine was ( very very long ) anyways whos ready for the holidays? ( not me ) im ready for them too be over lol...anyways for the ones who read these things.. thanks and for the ones who dont ( oh well ) your lost ... Im gonna be cleaning up my friends list anyways.. some dont even post its all about getting as many friends as u can ( i wont even ) get into that .. anyways Im gonna close.. Ya'll be good Or be good at it ( whatever that may be ) Bec
Yes, I Might Be Leaving Ct :(
i have alot of cool friends on here, but it feals like i'm loosing touch with the one person on here that i've been talking to the most. i'm sure she knows who she is.....and i'm sure other people do to. anyway if i do leave i'll talk to some of you on yahoo when i get on. if someone wants to talk to me there just ask for my user name. another reason i'm thinking about leaving is because i have a cult on VF that needs me. if i don't leave CT i won't be on everyday, just whenever i get a chance. so please don't get mad if i don't respond to comments or messages right away.
What Level Of Hell? I Should Have Guessed Lmao
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
I Love...
I love my boyfriend! He's so great, and awesome, and I wish we both had more time to spend with each other. Not that we don't spend a lot of time together now, but I want a whole week =). Two weeks would be even better.
Revelation
Ok, so things have taken a right angle turn since my blog entry earlier anbout moving on. I decided I'd go and try meditation. I've tried it in the past with mixed results, but today for some reason it seemed really appropriate. So I turned everything off, stripped naked (don't ask me why, it just felt right for some reason) and sat in the center of my bed with my legs crossed and arms draped outstretched across my knees. I closed my eyes and almost imediately felt the world just go away, a very welcome feeling. All the thoughts that had been spinning in my head just fell silent un till all I heard or felt was the steady beat of my heart. This lasted for about 20 minutes, and then I had the urge to just get up and go walking. So I got dressed (no intension of going for a walk through the city naked) and just walked. I took a route I'd taken dozens of times in the past, but today it felt different. My perspective had changed, I guess. I was seeing the beauty in the things around me i
Sensual Touch
Her lover's flesh asleep with dreams,between two silken sheets She watches on with adoring eyes,inside she feels complete By the window in the still of night,the moon shines on her skin As cascading hair softly flows,so does the love within Tempted by the tender memories,fresh within her mind Her senses come alive again,arousal's silhouette defined Against the wall so cool,she leans and licks her lips As the taste of him unfolds again,remnants of his kiss Thoughts begin to stray, as she turns her face into the night Gazing out the window,at the stars and moon so bright She traces a painted nail,slowly over an ivory breast Pondering sensuous ways,she could touch her lover next There within the stillness,as the wind howls a tune for lovers Silently he breathes her in,her fragrant scent upon the covers Awoken by the missing,of her warmth and nakedness He rises with an aching need,to feel her soft caress His footsteps on the wooden floor,brings to life her dreamy e
Hats
Are really useful and often a fashion statement you know. what is the best hat?
Fake Ass Friends!
No offense but... People are getting too fake on here.They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as Fake ASS Friends. (repost of original by 'Lord Tigerblood' on '2006-11-06 06:26:09') (repost of original by 'o2snuz' on '2006-11-06 06:37:48') (repost of original by 'Italian Lover' on '2006-11-06 06:42:29') (repost of original by 'FallingWater' on '2006-11-06 07:25:17') (repost of original by 'tonguenu4hrs' on '2006-11-06 08:13:31') (repost of original by 'somethin for the imagination' on '2006-11-06 08:21:46') (repost of original by 'Chew' on '2006-11-06 08:23:50') (repost of o
Finally Coming Home
My husband "brew" comes home on the 12 dont get to see him until the 21 but hes coming home thank God To all you soldiers still ther God Bless and take care we are praying for you but as of right now MY BABY IS COMING HOME HOO-RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Need Sum Love For A Friend...
If you get a moment or two, stop by and show Cinderella some cherry love. She needs about 150 to level. Thanx and may you have a most wonderful day. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoCinderella@ CherryTAP
Seventh Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench
Since You Asked.....
How do I stay this beautiful? I'm extremely lazy....and chocolate...lots and lots of chocolate.
Bush And Company
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy" Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot "Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
Rain...
rain...softly against my chest..like a lover's rythm while he breathes... rain...softly against my lips...longing for the bruise of a hungry kiss... rain...softly against my skin...the touch of loving hands as i close my eyes... rain... softly against my face...hiding the tears rolling down my cheeks... rain...softly against my soul...soothing away my pain while my heart bleeds... rain...softly against my grave...as i lay in eternal peace...
Dedicated To Eric Draven...the Crow...
i'd sell my soul just to be loved by him, even if it's only for a day...i wonder what his kiss tastes like...how soft will his touch be...what it feels like to be in his arms...how tender will his love be...what it feels like to have his fingers on my face...what it feels like to make love to him... so yeah i'd sell my soul just to be loved by him, even if it's only for a day... (wake up girl!!!...go find someone in the real world!!! lmao!!)
A Broken Hearts Final Memorie.
Memories of the past come rushing back into my mind like the water from the waterfall. Good times and bad times. All those times you stood by me. The times of tears and anger stick out most over the times of laughter and happiness. I woke one day to find you gone. Thousand questions flooded my mind. Unable to stand them I found that knife. The one you gave me when you went away for the month. This will protect you. You told me. You were wrong. I just used that knife to cut my wrists. I saw the blood hit the floor. I couldn't feel the pain. Blood sprays the walls. My blood drops to the floor like rain drops. Drip. Drop.
Interlude Ala Macabre...
gloom in shades of black...perched like a vengeful gargoyle... captured the darkest thoughts...and chain stitched them to my mind... jumbled assortments of regrets... roller skated round and round... pain sadistically inflicted...inked and tattooed like a second skin... web of betrayal....woven like a deformed dreamcatcher... memories in bitter sweet refrains...a song sang out of tune... love in faded colours...windmill spinning out of control... ruthless raw emotions...erupted like a broken dam... arms opened wide...embraced the gut wrenched pains...
Walk With Me...
walk with me...in the rain... let me feel your arms around me...underneath the dancing rain... lay with me...by the sea... let me feel your sweet kisses...underneath the sky full of stars that see...
Heart And Soul...
if i give you my heart...will you rip it into pieces?... or will you cherish it and keep it safe and warm?... if i bare you my soul...will you devour it and then spit it out?... or will you hold it close to your heart and share eternity with me?...
Darker Than The Darkest Shades Of Black...
turmoil...wrecking my mind...like an angry sea... shutting and blinding my heart...chose not to see hiding behind the invisible shield... never want my heart to yield... i felt my heart died...the day i stopped feeling the pain... ignoring your desperate cry...as you called out in vain... i wish...though it's too late now... i wish i'd told you how much i loved you...and i wish you're here now... so if you wanna know what's the color of my day...it's darker than the darkest shade of black...
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A Fairytale...in The Shades Of Darkness...
gazing at you with love...underneath the moonlight... so pure and beaufiful...a smile so sweet and bright... eyes of emerald green...hair of the purest gold... laying in your arms...till the sultry night grows old... sensuality exudes...from every single pore of your body... touches me deeply...amour in parody... let me bath... in your tenderness feeling our bodies blending into oneness... your kisses passionate and bold... the sole emolient of my soul... when will the self-righteous swords fall...no one can tell... for you're an angel from heaven and i'm a devil from hell... when the sorrowful sky opens...he cries crimson rain... as merciful mother earth... swallows and shields us from eternal pain...
My Kinky Halloween Adventure
Did you have a Happy & Horny Halloween? I know I sure did! I went to this awesome Halloween Fetish Party that was absolutely wild! I went dressed as a Mistress (of course, lol) I love costume parties cause everyone loses all there inhibitions and you always seem take more chances than you normally would. Anyways, I had quite a sexy little adventure so I thought I’d share it with you. I’ve always fantasized about being a real mistress so I figured I’d have a little fun and after a while I really started getting into the whole role-playing thing. There was another hottie there whom I knew named Simone who was also dressed as a Mistress so we teamed up and started recruiting slaves. It was so much fun :o) I actually had one guy licking my boots! I'm usually pretty conservative at parties but the combination of the champagne, the costumes & the role-playing got me super-horny. Around midnight Simone and I decided to tag-team one lucky guy. The party was in a private club so we snuck in
Fifth Level Hell
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell! Fifth Level of Hell The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Excuses To Be Cruel...
I hate when people find a reason that they can be a dick/cunt/twat etc. People are people I don't give a fuck who your friends and family are I don't care if you have some horrid sickness that is killing you slowly. I don't care if you are crippled for life that's no fuckin excuse. Grow up and make your life better despite your condition help someone out don't jsut sit there in your sorrow like a bitch.
Just Like Me.
I sit watching friends and family go by. There's something they have that I don't. They have cloths. Food. Air. A car as well. They have jobs and friends. They bleed jsut like me. They have fears. They have a past. They get broken hearts just like me. They laugh and cry. They shower. They shave. They shop for food just like me. They do laundry. They pay bills. They watch television. They surf the web just like me. The one thing they have that I don't is love. Love for each other. Love for another. Love from eachother. Love from another. Love from friends and family. Love for themselves. So why not me?
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Time For You Guys To Help Me
Would I look good with my nose pierced?
7th Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ExtremeLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ExtremeLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Where Is The Love?
Darkness Personified...part Ii
the night sky...with a million eyes...the dark wind...underneath my wings... awoke from my deep slumber...i've soared in silent flight...searching in vain...for you on countless nights... the memory of a betrayed love...the judas' kiss... blinded by your love...fooled by your sweet promises...i'd let you lead me...to the cruel mercy of the slayers... a thousand stakes through my heart...a million suns on my burning flesh...does not surpass the pain of a ripped heart...by the hands of the one you love... the mortals say i have no soul...i can feel no emotion...then tell me...why do i feel such pain...such sorrow?... why do i cry tears that sear my soul?... why does my heart bleed with every thought of you?... and when i find you...i'll hold you in my arms...i'll watch the light fading in your eyes...as i drained every drop of your blood... i'll listen to the last hiss of your dying breath...and i'll devour your so
Dem West Virginia Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a West Virginia girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the sw
Darkness Personified...part I
when the darkness falls...and the shadow intensifies..i'll be there...in your wildest nightmare... feel my fangs sinking into your flesh...while you lay petrified... as the poison spreads...and your blood curdles... feel your helplessness...as you struggled...on the web i've woven...yet knowing the horror that awaits you... feel my deadly embrace...as your body decays...you'll wish death will come...but you'll die a thousand times over... feel the excruciating pain...as i devour you alive...and i promise...your fate will be worse than death... for i am...darkness personified...
Can't Break A Heart That's Already Broken...
the coldness in your eyes...like the siberian wind... can't chill me as i've already been frozen... your cruel words...like the howl of a banshee... can't hurt me as i'm already deaf to whatever you utter your jealousy games...like a thousand daggers... can't draw blood as i've already been bled dry... go ahead...break my heart...try as you may... you can't break a heart that's already broken...
The Police Have Left...
they found the couple.... a family violence report is being done.... the guy's Mom is coming to pick him up. The couple have been dating for 2 years...and were on the verge of splitting up. I am soooo very glad that that is over. I hope that I may find peace in my apartment from less banging around in the future. If there is a future for that couple, I do hope and pray that it may be on peaceful grounds.... Now, maybe I can have that nap that I was longing for???? K
An Unknown Poem...
forlorn...in the pouring rain... forever searching and yet don't know what... forgotten what it feels like to love and be loved... untamed...running free and wild... undaunted by broken promises... undying believe that the sun still shines tomorrow... crave...for the arms that used to hold me tight... caressing my pain away... counting the minutes till the dawn breaks... karma...the wheel of fate keeps turning... kaleidoscopic view of life and love... keepsakes of faded memories that once were vivid...
A Soldiers Ballad
The 6th ~ Second Level Of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
The Women Behind Our Soldiers
Bulletin
I think this is what is known as Satire, discuss Bulletin
Never More...
never more...will my wings be clipped...once again i'll soar through the sky...seeking the furthest horizon...till my wings are tired and exhausted...then i'll lay me down to sleep... never more...will my voice be muted...i'll roar like a lion...sing like a nightingale...let my voice be carried far and strong...till my throat is coarse and hoarse... then i'll be silent forever more... never more...will my eyes be blind folded...i'll see through all the lies...i'll find my way through the haze...till my visions are dimmed and blurred... then i'll be blind through eternity... never more...i promise...never more...
Candy's Poem For Me
OK NANA! I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR YOU FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS NOW! I LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT! You're one-of-a-kind An inspiration to my life The one I turn to When things get too hard You give me hope And the strength to live on When I lose my faith And I give up on my life You've better helped me In my journey towards God Reassuring me that he is, in fact, Always watching over me I may currently like you A little more than I should But it was your wonderful friendship That has lead this to occur I have never known a friend To care as much as I know you do With so much insight It has left a permanent mark On my heart and soul I love you more With every passing day And I cherish every single moment I get to spend with you I seriously don't know Where I would be at this time If not for your love and care Through all I have been through Although you weren't the only one There through it all What you've done for me Alon
That Familiar Old Feeling...
seeing but not registering... listening but not comprehending... touching but not feeling... can't tell when the day turns to night... the minute and second hands blend together... disorientation...confusion... when one plus one is still one... two minus two is still two... felt like a looney tune cartoon... bulldozed and flattened yet somehow... managed to do the paper thin walk... butterflies...fluttering...in my tummy... and pray tell me... how is it possible? for i didn't swallow neither egg nor larvae nor pupae... alas...my fingers ached... to comb through your long silky hair... cascading like a shimmering rainbow... the apprehension...the frustration... of not knowing...and maybe never will... looks like this old familiar feeling... will be locked up and buried... in the deepest abyss of my heart...
I Feel Better
Ya know I just watched the movie "Friends With Money" Afterwards I went outside and smoked a cigarette. I saw the sky with a new clarity. This movie helped me realize that not everything is as bad as I have been thinking it is. I don't know, but seeing a movie like this just brings things into focus. Everyone has problems, even people with lots of money. Yes things are terrible for me at the moment, but things will get better. My car is broken, but I have a mechanic who is going to take time out of his personal time to look at my car. True its tax free money in his pocket, but he doesnt have to do it. I'm going to be joining the national guard to help me through school. I am being forced to take a semester off of school, but its truly by my own accord. Doing this early will help my situation out. With a little more money I can afford the few things that I want but dont have. I'll have money to keep my fridge full of food. Money to keep my dogs fed, and i'll even ge
A Poem That Best Describes Me
ALONE By Edgar Allan Poe From childhood's hour I have not been As others were-I have not seen As others saw-I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I lov'd, I lov'd alone. Then- in my childhood-in the dawn Of a most stormy life-was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold- From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by- From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.
I Ain't Missing You...
i ain't missing you...eventhough certains songs remind me of your smile... i ain't missing you...eventhough i remember your strong arms around me when the nights get colder... i aint missing you...eventhough i keep thinking i can hear your footsteps echoing in this empty house... i ain't missing you...eventhough i can still smell your aftershave lotion lingering in the air... nah...i ain't missing you....................... who am i kidding!!!??? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liberty
Stolen Moments...in The Rain...
laying here...in the rain... washing away the unspoken pain... time...flies past...how i wish it could be endless... in our hunger...the embraces are breathless... you don't have to say anything...i can see it in your eyes... silently...you hold me...i could have stayed here forever in your arms... life isn't fair...never thought it would be... the desires of our hearts... are running free... just let the world stands still ... stolen moments...in the rain...
I Only Need 8 More To Go
Come on people only 8 more to go!!
Absolution
In absolution, I had found and can not return. It only deepens the soulful unwilling side I fought to regain, and suddenly accepted I found my place in this part of history. In a perfect realm the most of willing souls shall never be as one thinks would exist. The abomination I am, I accept and go about the dark and masosadist ways to rule the entire universe, making all those bow down and kiss my ass. BY: -DLoV- ME
Online Friends...
soemtimes i wonder why i hang around in this cyber world....maybe to seek refuge from the real world?? what do i hope to find?? i have no answer...
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Fight
I So Abhore Violence...
and I am listening to fighting and yelling going on upstairs... it sounds like they are going to fall down in my apartment.... Police have been called.... Auughhghgh... What a day! What a day! Guess it might have been meant to be my day to stay home... so sad. K PS - Freaky... I wish it were my cats. I live in apartments. :(
The 6th ~ No Sleep
Have you ever wandered what life would be like if we didnt have to sleep? If we didnt sleep just think of how good our technology would be, how much more time we would have, and how much more fun we could have. Now dont get me wrong i love to sleep but some nights like to night i just cant calm down so i cant sleep. Have you ever wandered why when you have some thing of signifigant value like a gold wach money,a girlfriend, or a boyfrined that you dont ever relise how much there worth untill they leave or you lose the watch? Im being real, Nobody Really know how good they got it. I mean a the first couple times or the first couple weeks are so easy beacuse your showin off and you think everyone is jelious because you thinkits goin to work out jst fine, but of course we all know that unless its love it detiorates into nothing after a while and your eyes start looking at different things Have you ever wandered what were here for, or what the future may hold? Has any one whos r
Thank You For Fighting For Me!!!!!!
Review- Music
ok, last night i went to a concert in a small bar in nashville called exit inn on church street. the opening band rocked, though at the moment i dont remember their name ( i will post it later) then there was the main group. Peelander Z. The f*ckin rocked!!! they are fun and put on a great show. lots of audiance participation and inter action. if you ever get a chance to see them, i highly reconend them!!! thier music is hard and heavy, very lound alt. rock. check them out. http://www.peelander-z.com
Omg!
OMG! I think i'm allergic to outside! I sneeze everytime i go out there! and my eyes start to water and my nose sarts to itch and then yea!
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Havent Been On
Sorry guys I havent been on lately.. I have been down with Pneumonia. found out that crap isnt fun to have. I hope that everyone is doing good and I should be up and running agian in about a week or so, atleast that is what the doctors are telling me. So if ya'll dont see me on here I will return. Miss ya'll Marti
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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUHLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I'm In The Best Eyes Contest
I've never done one of these before so i hope its a good turnout. Thanks to all of those who already voted for me!!! If you want to vote for me just click below Thanks!!!

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