1-If your vagina has a 3 inch piece of skin that looks like chewed hamburger hanging off of it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
2-If you cant see your clit because of all the excess skin around it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
3-If your twat hole is as big as your mouth when you open it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
4-Guys: If you see a vagina and it looks like you will need a hard hat and flashlight to dig your way out of it once your in, DONT STICK YOUR PENIS IN IT, you may never get out alive!
5-If your dick is 4 inches long when its hard, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
6-Flacid cocks are NOT sexy, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
7-If you have so much hair on your genitals that it looks like you need a weed whacker to get through the bush, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
8-If you have nipples that look like they are retarded(i.e they point in opposite directions) DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM
9- If your gut hangs out farther than your tits or you can see your dick because of your belly DONT TAKE PICTURES
10-If your tits hang down to your knees, DONT TAKE PICTURES OF THEM
