1-I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet until you piss me off, then im a total cunt.
2-My husband never calls me by my name unless hes mad at me (otherwise he calls me little girl,super, or soup)
3-I'm scared of the dark
4-I wont sleep in my room alone, when my husband leaves for work in the morning I sleep on the couch.
5-I secretly like being tickled.
6-Ive laughed so hard that I pissed my pants on more than one occasion
7-My mother is my best friend and the stongest person ive ever known.
8-I LOVE bubble baths
9-I call my friends when I poop
10-I swallow my gum
11-Ive been told by numerous people that I am random as hell.
12-I have horrible mood swings.
13-I hate cleaning, I blame it on my mother and the chore list growing up.
14-My favorite band is Tool
15-I have a crush on Michael Stipe
16-Playing Sonic the Hedgehog pisses me off
17-I have a rainbow shark named Hitler and a snail named Herbert
18-Serial killers facinate me
19-I LOVE strawberry slushes from Sonic.
20-Last month I watched my grandmother take her last breath as she lost her battle with cancer.
21-I collect frogs
22-I still watch cartoons on a regular basis
23-Cunt is my all tiem favorite word and Im thinking about getting it tattooed on my wrist
24-I think Curb your Enthusiasm is the greatest show ever
25-I love nature and being outdoors
26-My mom was hit by a train when I was 8
27-I like to smoke a little pot every now and then
28-The happiest day of my life was when I got married
29-Ive been bitten by a brown recluse on my ass cheek
30-I have a big heart, but an even bigger temper.
31-Sometimes I throw fits like a 3 year old.
32-Me and my husband are both atheists.
33-My biggest fear is losing my husband or mother.
34-I have obsessive thoughts about death.
35-Ive had insomnia for years.
36-I find fishing to be relaxing
37-I rarely wear socks or panties
38-I get stressed out very easily
39-I miss the innocence of being a child
40-Me and my husband are retarded for each other
41-stupidity annoys me more than anything.
42-I love cereal
43-I love the smell of rain and fresh cut grass
44-I love to go out driving when it storms(I am going to see a tornado one day)
45-Ive been a live in nanny for two different families.
46-I havent had a job in 4 years.
47-I have severe panic attacks
48-I have anger and trust issues.
49-I pick my nose a lot
50-I would do anything for anyone
51-Basketball is the best movie ever!
52-I think all alcohol taste like shit
53-In the last 3 months Ive ripped the ass out of two pairs of jeans
54-I say and do stupid shit just to get reations out of people.
55-I dont have many friends but the ones I do have are the best.
56-Most of my friends are people ive known since highschool.
57-My husband tells me I have way too many pictures of myself
58-I have 4 younger sisters, two of which ive rarely ever seen
59-I was a virgin until I was almost 19
60-I was in the spelling bee in 6th grade
61-When theres nothing else on I still watch Saved by the Bell
62-I was a bully in school
63-I have a sponge in my shower that looks like spongebob and when you take it out of its holder it is wearing tighty whities
64-Im addicted to yahoo chat
65-I have a sick sense of humor that most people dont get
66-Im sick almost everyday
67-I despise washing the dishes
68-I cant stand peanut butter from a jar but peanut butter cookies are my favorite
69-Im an excellent cook
70-Horror movies are my favorite but I wont watch them if im home alone
