I'm cunty sometimes and people tend to think I'm a bitch, which is definitely true to some extent. I will tell you if I think you're being ignorant. I will put you in your place faster than a slap in the mouth. I'm married which means I'm not on here looking for sex, I get enough at home, thanks. I have a morbid sense of humor and a fascination with death, Hitler, and serial killers. I cuss A LOT, my favorite word is cunt. Strawberry slushes from sonic are like an orgasm in a plastic cup. I like cartoons, candy, and penis, not necessarily in that order. I love nature and animals. I'm the funniest person I know. I'll do or say almost anything to get a reaction. Stupid people get on my nerves. I have no tolerence for stupidity. I'm an atheist and it annoys the hell out of me when people try to change my beliefs. I truly believe my snatch could do a better job being president then the idiot we have now. I like to think that I'm not bitter, but realistic. I smoke way too much. I think marijuana should be legalized because it is ohhhh so delicious.