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So my best friend Courtney just called to inform me that she has a surprise for me. She sucks at keeping surprises so she just told me... SHE'S BUYING ME TWO TICKETS TO SEE TOOL IN CONCERT IN JUNE!! I cant fucking believe it, I'm so excited. I never thought I would get this chance. Thank you Crodniferous, I LOVE YOU!

woohoo!

So I have successfully deleted 115 people from my friends list so far, I have about 195 left to go. I really wish the site would let you delete more than one person at a time. My hand is already sore from all the clicking. I think ill be done for tonight and finish the rest tomorrow.
1-I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet until you piss me off, then im a total cunt. 2-My husband never calls me by my name unless hes mad at me (otherwise he calls me little girl,super, or soup) 3-I'm scared of the dark 4-I wont sleep in my room alone, when my husband leaves for work in the morning I sleep on the couch. 5-I secretly like being tickled. 6-Ive laughed so hard that I pissed my pants on more than one occasion 7-My mother is my best friend and the stongest person ive ever known. 8-I LOVE bubble baths 9-I call my friends when I poop 10-I swallow my gum 11-Ive been told by numerous people that I am random as hell. 12-I have horrible mood swings. 13-I hate cleaning, I blame it on my mother and the chore list growing up. 14-My favorite band is Tool 15-I have a crush on Michael Stipe 16-Playing Sonic the Hedgehog pisses me off 17-I have a rainbow shark named Hitler and a snail named Herbert 18-Serial killers facinate me 19-I LOVE strawberry slushes from Sonic. 20-Last month I watched my grandmother take her last breath as she lost her battle with cancer. 21-I collect frogs 22-I still watch cartoons on a regular basis 23-Cunt is my all tiem favorite word and Im thinking about getting it tattooed on my wrist 24-I think Curb your Enthusiasm is the greatest show ever 25-I love nature and being outdoors 26-My mom was hit by a train when I was 8 27-I like to smoke a little pot every now and then 28-The happiest day of my life was when I got married 29-Ive been bitten by a brown recluse on my ass cheek 30-I have a big heart, but an even bigger temper. 31-Sometimes I throw fits like a 3 year old. 32-Me and my husband are both atheists. 33-My biggest fear is losing my husband or mother. 34-I have obsessive thoughts about death. 35-Ive had insomnia for years. 36-I find fishing to be relaxing 37-I rarely wear socks or panties 38-I get stressed out very easily 39-I miss the innocence of being a child 40-Me and my husband are retarded for each other 41-stupidity annoys me more than anything. 42-I love cereal 43-I love the smell of rain and fresh cut grass 44-I love to go out driving when it storms(I am going to see a tornado one day) 45-Ive been a live in nanny for two different families. 46-I havent had a job in 4 years. 47-I have severe panic attacks 48-I have anger and trust issues. 49-I pick my nose a lot 50-I would do anything for anyone 51-Basketball is the best movie ever! 52-I think all alcohol taste like shit 53-In the last 3 months Ive ripped the ass out of two pairs of jeans 54-I say and do stupid shit just to get reations out of people. 55-I dont have many friends but the ones I do have are the best. 56-Most of my friends are people ive known since highschool. 57-My husband tells me I have way too many pictures of myself 58-I have 4 younger sisters, two of which ive rarely ever seen 59-I was a virgin until I was almost 19 60-I was in the spelling bee in 6th grade 61-When theres nothing else on I still watch Saved by the Bell 62-I was a bully in school 63-I have a sponge in my shower that looks like spongebob and when you take it out of its holder it is wearing tighty whities 64-Im addicted to yahoo chat 65-I have a sick sense of humor that most people dont get 66-Im sick almost everyday 67-I despise washing the dishes 68-I cant stand peanut butter from a jar but peanut butter cookies are my favorite 69-Im an excellent cook 70-Horror movies are my favorite but I wont watch them if im home alone

Sexy Christian Morals

So that one can fully understand the obscurantism and obtuseness of Christian moral, here are some passages of the moral code regarding sexual relationships: 1) No sin is committed if the married couple have sexual intercourse without feeling pleasure. (casuistry) It was following this precept that women, in order not to commit the sin of lust which they would have to confess, (it is probable that there are still some today), during sexual intercourse recited: " I am not doing it for my pleasure but to give God a son 2) ".If during sexual intercourse either the husband or wife passionately desires the other, he or she commits mortal sin. (S. Geronimo – theologian). 3) The fondling preceding sexual intercourse is to be considered venial sin if it is limited to simple caresses and becomes mortal sin if the mouth and genitals are kissed especially when the tongue is inserted. (Debreyne – Theologian) 4) Husband and wife should not have sexual intercourse more than four times a month. (Sanchez – theologian). 5) It is not considered a sin if a couple has sexual intercourse during the day and it is repeated the following night. (Sant'Alfonso de Ligueri – theologian). 6) It is not considered a sin if the husband or wife withdraws from coitus before emitting semen. (This was because it was believed that the woman produced semen too). (Sanchez – Theologian) 7) As the man weakens before the woman it is considered a sin if the woman expects to have sexual intercourse twice running. (Zacchia – theologian). 8) In sexual foreplay it is considered venial sin if the penis is inserted into the woman's mouth or the man inserts a finger into the woman's anus. (Ecclesiastical code). 9) A man who measures the length of his own penis commits a serious mortal sin. (Monsabrè – theologian). 10) Female masturbation is considered venial sin if done on the external part of the vagina and mortal sin if the fingers or any other object are inserted into the vagina. (Debrayne – theologian). 11)) As lying on the back is not natural, the woman must have sexual intercourse turning her back to the man otherwise she will commit a sin. (casuistry). 12) When a woman claims to have been raped by the devil, a careful examination of her vagina and anus must be carried out in order to assess the effects. (To get an idea of how the inquisitors carried out these examinations on the nuns in convents when they claimed to have been raped by the devil, we can read some reports made by witnesses: " The vice of the inquisitors was evident in scandalously obscene ceremonies""(Margaret Murray). "The curiosity of the judges was insatiable, they wanted to know everything about the sexual intercourse the nuns had had with the devil in very fine detail " (Henry Lea), which is still done today in the confessional), and Jacques Fines, a reporter of the time, wrote that he had seen the inquisitors themselves raping the nuns during their controls. (Practically the inquisitors used their penises instead of their fingers). 13) So that coitus should not be considered a sin, the semen has to be deposited inside the vagina beyond the lips of the uterus. (Zacchia – theologian). 14) In order to eliminate the frigidness which was the result of the lack of erection of the penis, Sanchez believed it was necessary to hold three mass, other theologians believed that it was preferable to resort to exorcism or to the practice of the communion. 15) Anal intercourse is not considered mortal sin if the semen is deposited in the vagina. (Sanchez – theologian). 16) Seminarists or young priests only commit venial sin if they reach ejaculation through simple caresses. (Diagonali). 17) Contrarily to the involuntary pollution which does not generate guilt, masturbation must be considered a serious sin because it can be considered adultery, incest or rape, depending on who the person is thinking about at the time. Masturbation becomes a horrible sacrilege if the object of desire is the Virgin Mary. (Sanchez – theologian).

Death

Friday Feb. 2nd at 11:24pm I watched my grandmother die. She was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer back in april. It was in both lungs,her bones, and eventually her spine. She asked for me for 3 days before I could get there but she held on. I got to the place where she would let go just in time to say goodbye. She was pretty much unconscious when I got there at 10pm. I stayed strong for my mom, im the only one she has, but it hurt like hell to look down on the woman who worked her ass off her whole life and never complained, The woman who watched Wrestling and yelled at the tv. I walked into the room where she lay unmoving and held her hand,told her I was there and not to be afraid to let go, that I made it for her. She had told my mother earlier in the day when she was still responsive that she could see the clouds and my grandpa and great grandparents and she was ready, but she still held on for what I truly believe was me to get there to say goodbye. I talked to her, held her, hugged and kissed her. I told her to go to heaven even though I dont believe in Heaven anymore then I believe the easter bunny or santa claus, but it was something she needed to hear. An hour and a half after I got there she took her last breath while my mother held her. I stood outside the door in the dining room and watched my mom turn into a child again crying and sobbing. I think that was the hardest part for me, seeing my mother, the strongest person ive ever known break down. After she died I kissed her forehead and told her I loved her and waited for hospice to come pick up her body. The week after that was horrible. Death brings out the worst in people. greedy bastards and drama is all that took place. It was seriously the worst week Ive ever had in my entire life. To watch someone die especially someone you love is hard and I hope I never have to see it again. Its made me think a lot about my own life. Ive realized I have to stop focusing on all the negative and embrace what I have before its too late. A lot of other shit happened during that week that I wont go into because of privacy, but I am glad she doesnt have to suffer anymore and I kinda feel like shes the lucky one because she doesnt have to deal with this bullshit hateful world anymore.

Ridiculous

I think I might be done here, at least for awhile. This site has become absolutely ridiculous. If its not whores its drama. Now the whole not safe for work thing. I think its all fine and dandy but when you have idiots flagging pictures for no reason other then to be a dick its getting to be stupid. Im not sure why my spider bite has been flagged. Ive been posting pictures of it for 2 and a half months now and not once has it been flagged as adult, now all of the sudden it is? WHY? Its a sore, not even a really gross one. Ive seen twats that look way worse then the brown recluse bite I have, and thats pathetic. So I think I might just leave this shit. Who knows.

Oh for fucks sake

People who cannot spell piss me off so much. Why is it so difficult for people to type the g on words like playing, giving, looking, so on and so forth? Its only one extra letter idiots. Also people that use the number two instead of to or too. Come on losers, you learn that shit in 2nd grade! Using U instead of you is lame too. Put that shit in your pipes and smoke it, you bunch of fucking retards.

yippee!

I am so freakin excited...My best friend Tracy is flying to tennessee on the 29th to visit me for a week. Its going to fantastic. We are going to sit around in our pajamas all day and get so high we probably wont be able to leave the house. We always have so much fun together and its been years since we have gotten to hang out without other people being around(other people meaning my other friends, which I love dearly, but it seems as though none of my friends get along with each other so it kinda sucks...I cant help it im so cool...sorry) But yeah im happy and time is going to go by so damn slow. On another note im attempting to make my second thanksgiving dinner this year...ALONE. I kinda did it last year but had some help from my aunt. This year it will me mine and andys first thanksgiving as a married couple and it will only be the two of us. I hope it all turns out ok. Thats it for now. Im just waiting for something to piss me off so I have something good to write about.
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