Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness's blog: "poop weiners"

I'm in a good mood and have nothing to bitch about at the moment. Enjoy it while you can because I'm sure I will have something by the end of the night.

When I first came to this site I liked it a lot. The concept was neat and the people were nice. Ive met a lot of cool people and some not so cool people. Now everyday when I log in I read shitloads of bulletins about voting in contests. What is the point really even being in a contest? You get a fake gift woo fucking hoo. You get a bunch of people gawking at your naughty bits. Do you bitches have such low self esteem that you feel the need to spread your pussy or show your dick to every Tom, Dick and Harry on the internet? Its degrading. Have a little class. Also posting the same bulletin about your stupid contests is ridiculous. Ive gone through and deleted a bunch of people for that shit. This site has become nothing more then a porno site and I think its pathetic.

I watched this movie tonight and in all honesty it was one of the most disturbing things ive ever witnessed. Jesus camp is a summer camp for evangelical christian children, 95% of them under the age of 10. It "trains kids to be warriors in Gods army"(I say its brainwashing) What made it so disturbing was the fact that these kids were so young, yet so far gone...Here are just a few things from the movie that really pissed me off. Children who werent old enough to tie their shoes saying they were willing to die for the lord. A man came in preaching about abortion and how it was a sin, they put red tape with the word LIFE over the kids mouths and went and stood in front of the white house, again these kids were no older then 10 years old(I dont know, but I dont think I would want some strange man talking to my 5-10 year old about abortion and how it was wrong.) Kids sobbing uncontrollably for the sins of other people as well as their own.(what could a kid do that was so wrong that they were absolutely terrified of going to hell? They should be playing,making friends, and loving life...Not being told that every little thing they do wrong is a sin and they will burn in hell. Thats fucked up) I honestly think that any parent that would subject their child to that kind of brainwashing should be charged with child abuse.

Being a cunt is so fun, but its a lot of work.

Im becoming slightly irritated with this site. It seems to me that people in charge pick and choose what is considered to be adult and what isnt. I get flagged for a word while there are pictures with skanky girls bent over in thongs or girls grabbing their tits in a lame attempt to be sexy. Had I known this was a website for whores I probably wouldnt have joined. Everywhere you look its spread pussies and lopsided titties, small dicks and big bellies. When is going to end?

In case you didnt read my bulletin One of my pictures got flagged as adult today which I think is lame. I see pictures of bitches bent over with their fat stinky twat lips bulging out of their thongs that are two sizes too small on the front of their profile that no one says anything about. I put up a picture of the word cunt...just the word and nothing else and it gets flagged?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? Give me a break already. Apparently someone needs to do their jobs a little better. If youre flagging me for just having a word you need to flag and remove all those nasty bitches pictures too.

Arghhh Having to wear a bandaid on your ass for 2 months straight is not fun times. It itches so bad, im going insane.

1) What curse word do you use the most? Cunt...its cuntastic! 2.) Do you own an XBOX? No 3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most? andy 4.) What time is your alarm clock set for? 4:15am 5.) What color is your room? white 6.) Flip flops or sneakers? Flip flops 7.) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? take 8.) What was the last movie you watched? Accepted 9.) Do any of your friends have children? Yes 10.) Has anyone ever called you lazy? yeah 11.) Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? sometimes, insomnia sucks 12.) What CD is currently in your CD player? Tool 10,000 Days 13.) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? chocolate 14.) Has anyone told you a secret this week? No 15.) Have you ever given someone a tattoo? No 16.) Who was the last person you called/texted ? courtney 17.) Do you think people talk about you behind your back? im sure of it 18.) Did you watch cartoons as a child? duh 19.) How many siblings do you have? 2 20.) Are you shy around the opposite sex? yes 21.) What movie do you know every line to BaseKetball 22.) Do you own any band t-shirts? Yes 23.) What is your favorite salad dressing? Cucumber ranch 24.) Do you read for fun? all the time...reading is cuntacular 25.) Do you cry a lot? almost daily 27.) Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Desktop 28.) Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? Im going to get the word cunt tattooed on the inside of my wrist 29.) What is the weather like? rainy, cold, windy...I love it! 30.) Would you ever date someone with tattoos? Yes 31.) Is sex before marriage wrong? thats silly 32.) When was the last time you slept on the floor? I cant remeber 33.) How many hours of sleep do you need to function? 10 35.) Are your days full and fast-paced? my days are long and full of boredom 36.) Do you pay attention to calories on the backs of packages? Im already fat so why bother 37.) How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 25 38.) Are you picky about spelling and grammar? people who cant spell make me gag 39.) Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point? six flags 40.) Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? Both 41.) Do you like cottage cheese? why yes I do like cottage cheese 42.) Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? side 43.) Have you ever bid on something from ebay? no, im poor 44.) Do you enjoy giving hugs? depends on who im giving them to 45) What was the last song you sang out loud? the rock the boat song from the m&ms commercial 46) What is your favorite TV show? Law and Order SVU 47) Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with? maynard james keenan 48) Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? at the funeral I was at last week 50) What's one thing you wish you had? my sanity .

Im not saying any names but here is some friendly advice: ass pimples, stretch marks and meat curtains are NOT sexy

I think any girls that are in contests showing their loose sloppy pussies and saggy titties are all a bunch of fucking retards. Yeah people vote for you and leave comments, but other than that what do you get? Not a damn thing worth a shit. What you do get is a bunch of horny perverts gawking at your twats. The person holding the contest is getting the points, not you, so tell me please, ladies what it feels like to be skanky cunts with no self esteem?