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All For You
this is one of my fvourite! reading it brought tears in my eyes! thank you travis! For all the music I may play And all the obsticles in my way For all the endless nights And all the times I've said goodnight. For all the times I've submit and all the time I wouldn't quite. For all the dreamless sleeps I had And the many times it drove me mad. For all the times I begged you please And the times I was on my knees For all the acke I must take And the heart that is yours to break For all that I give to you And all that I know is true For all of me, I give to you And all my love, you know is true. For all the words I write so kind And all the time you are on my mind For all in my life that I have seen I have never seen a beauty such as thee

Sexy Man Chest Contest Updates
~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~ 1st Place is...... with 301 comments 2nd Place is...... with 52 comments 3rd Place is...... with 11 comments 4th Place is...... with 5 comments 5th Place is...... with 4 comments Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

Creative Couple Default Picture! 012307
Okay... most couple default pics are so small that you can hardly notice them in the thumbnails. This one definitely gets two thumbs up!!! Golden Boy! * colors * clarity * humor * personality Don't you agree???

Poos 2 Cents Worth!!
1) Don't order steak at the Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day; so let them cook something they know. 2) Don't laugh at southern people names. (Merleen, Bodie, Luther, Ray, Tammy Ann, Maribeth, Inez, etc.) These people have been known to whip a man for less. 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. This can lead to a whipping. Down south its called Coke. It don't matter whether it is Pepsi, 7-Up or whatever else, it's a Coke. 4) Don't show allegiance to any college football team that isn't in the ACC (NC State, Duke,Clemson,Georgia Tech, Wake Forest And I Guess UNC). All the others are just a bunch of pansies 5) Don't refer to Southerners as a bunch of hillbillies. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g., Welty, Williams, Faulkner, and Twain). We are also better educated, and generally lots nicer. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Ted Turner of Turner Broadcasting, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart). Natural

Awwwww He's In Love How Sweet!.... And He's Also A Little Peeved :p
Hey all been way to long a!… well I’m in love…. Ok I have been for a while now but I said that in my last blog!!! I’m in love with a beautiful woman some would know her as Elvis girl in windows livespaces.com! But she is my cherry blossom princess! ^_^ I’m still a little dark ain’t going to get rid of that but well maybe my story’s will be a little lighter! Hehe…… I’m still working on a few story’s! One of witch includes my lovely princess herself! :P Love you baby! You’re my world you know! My heaven and my darkness *wink wink* You’re the holder of my soul and keeper of what is left of my heart! I love you so much and if I have to move across Australia just to be with you I will gladly!!!! Anything for you my love!^_^ On a sadder note my family are all stupid shit heads that need to die and burn in some kind of hell!…in the immortal words of ZIM! "the stupid slimy worm pig creatures! i hate them!! obey me for i am ZIM!". Ok now that I said that I’m happier!

It's Your Choice
Many of us take our right to vote for granted. However, our state and federal government have been instrumental in the past in denying different groups of people the right to vote for many years. Some of the groups include African-Americans, woman, less fortunate people that didn’t own land and/or couldn’t pay a poll tax, people who could not read or write and young people. Throughout history, these groups have organized, struggled, and fought for their god given right to make the choice to vote. The Constitution didn’t specifically restrict voting to people by the color of their skin. But it stated that only freemen or people who were not slaves could vote. This made it illegal for most African-Americans to vote. It wasn’t until after the Civil War in 1870 that the fifteenth amendment was passed that allowed Black men to vote, but not Black women. After the fifteenth amendment was passed, many states passed a new law that restricted Black men to vote. The Southern States imposed t

Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say...
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Wrasslin's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? Who's Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better that espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened tea tastes better. Would you like you fish poa

Here For A Reson
We are all here for a reason to help one another some plant seeds & some water so to speek, we are all Gods children & are gifted it is withen each & everyome of you some dont even realize or understand you havt to ask for understanding. We are like one body working together each part has its own job to do , We help one another, learn & teach one another it is not that complicated though we make it that way some times, I am still learning & always will till I die. We have to work as a team people to make this a better world to live in never quit & give up hope keep the faith God bless you all your Friend forever Constantine

Attention: All Members Cowgirls/cowboys Of Ct
ATTENTION: ALL COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CT, YOU NEED TO GO SHOW SOME LOVE TO PINK AND HER NEW BEAU FIREMAN185. I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS THAT SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT YET BUT FIREMAN185(CHUCK) AND COWGIRL IN PINK(KRISTI) ARE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED FOR REAL, NOT THIS CYBER MARRIAGE DEAL. SO GO SHOW SOME LOVE AND CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM BOTH. Hosted By SparkleTags.com MRS.FIREMAN185- COWGIRL IN PINK~HEAD OF THE COWGIRLS & COWBOYS OF CT~@ CherryTAP FIREMAN185 THE THIRD IN CHARGE OF THE COWGIRLS AN COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP CT HUBBY TO COWGIRL IN PINK@ CherryTAP Hosted By SparkleTags.com Hosted By SparkleTags.com Hosted By SparkleTags.com Hosted By SparkleTags.com

First
well this is my first blog in cherrytap. I don't know much abut this place and could sure use some help getting my page up and running. I am used to myspace but a friend told me to try this out so here I am. Shit I gotta run I'm being paged

Sweet Southern Belles!!
Southern Belles This is for Southern Belles, Ladies who should have been Southern Belles, and those who would be Southern Belles if they knew the rules. Someone once noted that a Southerner can get away with the most awful kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced with the words, "Bless her heart" or "Bless his heart." As in, "Bless his heart, if they put his brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around like a BB on a six lane highway." Or, "Bless her heart, she's so buck- toothed, she could eat an apple through a picket fence." There are also the sneakier ones: "You know, it's amazing that even though she had that baby 7 months after they were married, bless her heart, it weighed 10 pounds." As long as the heart is sufficiently blessed, the insult can't be all that bad. I was thinking about this the other day when a friend was telling about her new transplanted Northern friend who was upset because her toddler is just beginning to talk and he has a Southern accent. My frie

Dam Beavers
LONG, but very good. . This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Qu ality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. *********************************** SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is i

Creative Default Picture - 012307
Just thought I would share this with you if you haven't seen it already....it certainly is showing a sense of humor without being so small that one couldn't see it when it is in thumbnail size. 3-Fingers@ CherryTAP Got to love this one too because of the lights/darks in the photo, the colors, and the personality demonstrated in the default photo... ღ Your Favorite Girl ღ@ CherryTAP This is certainly very different as well. Although the person isn't clearly defined, the shadows against the window is amazing... elwopo@ CherryTAP

Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say!
Things you'll never hear a Southerner say... I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Wrasslin's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? Who's Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better that espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened t

"up"
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this.... There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP a Why are the officers UP for election, and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning.People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close

Lil Of This Lil Of That
Well life has been goin real good as of late. We have ordered our tickets to go see Jerry Springer. HAHA!!! That is gonna be the end of Feb. Its gonna be fun. There will be like 16 of us going. I cant wait. I recieved my W-2 yesterday. I will be filing my taxes within the next couple days and then I can plan for my vacation. YAY!!! I made a comment to him about him not wanting me to go and he said I am going, so he obviously wants me there. YAY!!! I cant wait. If all goes well maybe I will be making more frequent trips out there. I miss talking to him as much as I was before but I guess until my unlimited minutes start I am stuck with only talking to him a lil here and a lil there. But its all good. I really like him and I have told him how I feel. He has told me a lil bit about how he feels, and I understand that he doesnt want to rush anything cause he has been hurt ALOT in the past. As have I. I have had feelings for him for a LONG time now and I just got the nerve to tell him about

A Letter To My Dearest
See what I came to say I can't understand way you act sometimes I mean do really know that sometimes you confuse you say the things you do am I good enough for you? OR am just taking this too far or when I lost in my own confusion See I got a delusion going on my head Well I don’t understand why you get so angry with me Or why this tension builds between us Look I came to be real without metaphors or riddles Because it’s the riddles and the metaphors that Get us to fightin All in the night when we should be cuddling Not trying to stab another’s hearts with a knife and I’m confused help me out, Is this what our love should be about? All these feelings that I can’t feeling aboutyou Love, Sadness and this rage sometimes I have against you isn’t really me Or you, See baby I’m just trying to say is that you’re dealing With a lot more than you say you are, and you can’t possibly Understand anything unless I write out so YOU Can see what I feel instead Or maybe

Burning Effigies Of Me...
COMMENT BOMB ME, OR THE MONKEYS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL, AND THE BODIES WILL HIT THE FLOOR. SIMPLE. JUST COMMENT BOMB, VOTE, WHORE AND DRUG AND RAPE ME IN MY OWN HOUSE. SIMPLE!!! DAMN PEOPLE COME ON!!

Feedback ....please
I am in school to get my accounting degree, and in the one class that I am taking we have to do a research paper. Well I am doing mine on abuse in prisons. I know that alot of people feel that a prisoner gets everything they deserve and to a point I agree with that. BUT the people that are getting all of the abuse is not the ones that killed someone or raped young children. The people that get raped or abused while sitting behind bars are the ones that wrote bad checks, got a D.U.I., burned down a house, things like that. They are denied certain things, like a toothbrush, deoderant, soap and toilet paper. They are humiliated and beaten when they talk out of turn or do not abide by the rules of the prison. I live in a small town and we have had c.o.'s beat a man so bad that he went blind in one eye and deaf in one ear. Do you think that anything was done to the guard that beat him? Do you think that the warden suspended that guard? No and now that man has to walk around this way. The bi

Who Am I :)
a freind asked me to fill this out she is a good person who likes to remind me and all her freinds that we need people to get us thrue life and i must say she knows about all of the peeps on her list thats realy kool when you think about it so heres a little about me :) YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU > > > I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. > > JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. > (male/female answer accordingly) > > 1. Can you cook? > yes was going to be a chef > > 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? > lmao > > 3. What talent do you wish you had? > painting > > 4. Favorite place? > tazwell tn. > > 5. Favorite vegetable? > potatos > > 6. What was the last book you read? hary potter all of th

Prison Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. > > > @ PRISON @ WORK > 1.. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell 1.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle > 1.. You get three meals a day fully paid for 1.. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it 1.. You get time off for good behavior 1.. You get more work for good behavior > 1.. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you 1.. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself 1.. You can watch TV and play games 1.. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games > 1.. You get your own toilet 1.. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat > 1.. They allow your family and friends to visit 1.. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family > 1.. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required 1.. You get to pay all your expenses to go

Opinion ... Love At Any Cost
LOVE AT ANY COST I’ve been accused of mis ing marbles, mumbled words and speechthatgarbles; syncopating facts and such, decorating lines too much, rhyming all I see, . IRRELEVANTLY . FEELING . LOVE. Yes, some folks say I’ve loosened screws, while others swear they’re lost, To which I simply shrug and say: “Love at any cost!” But … I DON’T play marbles anymore, and now and then I “snug” a screw; maybe all they say is true (of me) perhaps I have a faulty view (of we). maybe there’s only Sex and Money (I see), and all my dreams of Milk and Honey (to be), are funny wrinkles in a pickled mind of a greatly shortened Frankenstein! / /

Medicare !!!!!!
Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell: The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

My Sexy Eyes
So i'm in a sexiest eyes contest how about helping a girl out! I need all the comments i can possibly get to help me win!! Just click on the pic and it'll take ya right to me!! Thanks so very much muahz!

‘twas The Night Before Christmas'
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS' 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEY LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SA

Subject: Men Never Listen, Do They?
Subject: Men never listen, do they? As a visitor at a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to ! this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restro

The Dark Evil Night Misstress
O dark goddess or the flaming night sky for where we rejoiced the blood of the living From witch where the blooded hounds of the evil unknown vampires Who makes us do her bidding for when we return with the corpses? For her evil black untameable hounds who want you rip our flesh apart to eat Forever more they will become stronger with each bit they take…

The Sound Of Shattering Glass
No one knows but me. No one knows the pain, the hurt, the humility. The memories that swirl around in my head. The images that float through my every vein whilst I lay in my bed. The suffering that has come to pass. And the images I get when I hear shattering glass. The time that it takes for me to trust. And how I dream of the day they lay me to the flowers and recite the phrase "ashes to ashes, dust to dust". No one knows how hard I try to make everyone else happy and not worry about me. And how much of a good person I am, that I want them to see. How I swallow my pride and live by each day. And how much people love me, I want to hear them say. The sound of shattering glass echoing through every vein, the memories that embrace me. The sound of shattering glass, the past still looking the same, and the memories that you will never see.

Please Pray For My Family.
To all my dear friends at Cherry Tap: I won't be on for a short while, so please forgive me for not responding to anyone's messages. Last night I got a call from home telling me that my house was on fire. Although a lot of things lost, my family wasn't among them. My fiancee, our son, and her two kids made it out safely. Please pray for them and hope that we can make a recovery from this. I will hopefully be going home within 24 hours to assess the damage and salvage what I can, as well as look for a new home. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers, and I will let all of you know when I get back on Tap. Love you all, and take care. --baldarmyguy

Poem
How dare you come into my life, and con me into being your wife, Filling my heart with deception and lies, Ignoring my pain and desparation cries, You say I'm the reason we are apart, But it's all you! Right from the very start, Together we created a baby to love, Now she reaches for you, to only get a shove, I havn't loved you for years, Shed way too many tears, A chance, and a new life is what I need, So I'm telling you now, Please take heed! Let me go on to live and love again, With my precious baby, Amen.

It's Just Another Day.
Well another day. I’ve had a lot of free time lately cuz I’m waiting for the carpenters to finish framing a job of mine. Guess I’m not the only one that spent too much over Christmas. Nobody wants to have tile work done right now. Thinkin I might sell some blood or something J/K. At least I get to chill out at home and play with the dog and the kids. Anyway enough of my whining. At least I'm not over in Iraq trying to win the hearts and minds of people that despise me. I'll be honest, I don't miss those days. Actually in a weird sort of way I do miss them a little. I'd like to think what I did in the Corps made at least a little bit of a difference. It's funny how you can make the best of any situation when you have to. Even when it was at it's worst we still managed to have at least a little bit of fun, even if it was just busting each others balls. I really seem to be rambling today. Honestly I'm not on meth or anything. It's probably cuz I haven't been sleeping well la

Sweet Ass Car!!!
I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Golfer In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And he walks off. "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want ... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into

New Vid On My Profile
Hi all, We have just created a brand new 10 minute promo bit on my life and limb risking career that we will send out to booking agents and concert promoters. I just uploaded it to my profile page under my music. Click on the vid screen to play and be sure to turn up your speakers! Comments are, as usual, more than welcome. Cheers, Steve www.thedarkmaster.com

Set A Shining Example
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 Set a shining example The world around you will follow the example that you set. The shortcomings in others that frustrate you the most are able to do so because they resonate with similar shortcomings in your own life. Make improvements in your own attitude and behavior, and you'll see corresponding improvements in those around you. Focus your own thoughts on the positive possibilities, and others will pick up on and emulate that focus. Stop searching for blame and start mending what's broken. Stop seeking to judge and start putting your values into positive, productive action. Your influence is far greater than you now realize. Use that influence wisely, to build, to grow, and to improve everything with which you are connected. Every achievement, every injustice, every inspiration, every frustration that you notice has something to teach you about yourself. Learn the lessons well, apply them with true commitment, and you'll change your worl

Blind Deafness
A poem For the hearing impaired Yes I know you read These things I'm not that Unaware But I've knocked down All these walls Just to find Your new fence I know that there is Depth to you But this resembles Dense What if I Just left you there Trapped inside Your cage Would you finally Hear what I say And turn To the next Page?

Mystic Love Of Life.....
Mystic love of life… To cherish what you have… Becomes a prize with-in… To be love is a treasure… To lose a love… Becomes an inner experience of heartbreak… Destiny is a mystery of life… The past becomes a ghost that at time hunts you…. Today bring tears, laughter, joy, wonders, hug, kisses, but most of all it leaves you with hope, that tomorrow becomes a brighter day…..

What Animal Were You In A Past Life?
Guess that explains the facination with Shinys: You Were a Raccoon You are a master of disguise and multiple personas. You are infinitely curious and question others without fear. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Nocturnal Emissions
I used to have a really vivid nightmare every Sunday night. My mum used to say that it was because I hadn't done much during the day (some things don't change) and so when I fell asleep my mind was over active and I had nightmares. Thing is, the dream itself wasn't frightening. It was just loads of rocks falling and piling up. Not that scary, I'm sure you'll agree, but it used to frighten the ever-living piss out of me when I was a kid. Early indication of my claustrophobia? Possibly, but if you take into account that I used to lock myself in a box for extended periods as a very small child (before the nightmares) it seems a bit unlikely. I still haven't worked out where the phobia comes from. It started all of a sudden when I was about 9. It was pretty band for a couple of years, but there may have been other contributing factors, which I won't go into here. Nothing bad as ever happen to me in an enclosed space, so it isn't some sort of associative fear. So WTF, as the saying goes? I

These Cuts
these cuts they bleed and never stop these cuts they hurt but the pain i forgot these cuts may heal but the pain may not these cuts are memories that will soon be forgot these cuts are mine the blame should be forgot these cuts are deep yet still on top these cuts are fresh yet old to my heart these cuts where made by pain in my heart but to this pain lend it no thought these cuts are just flesh yet they are who i am these cuts come and my heart stops these cuts take the pain and also my life key fact i wrote this just in thought not in action so those who are thinking oh my god hes gonna take his life remember this i dont believe in suicide but the cuts help relieve the pain and i havent cut in awhile

A Little Upset
i got my raise and im rather disappointed though it was stupid to think they'd give me what i deserve. i work my ass off more then almost anyone else there other then the manager and i only got a 20 cent raise. i make a whole 6.40 an hour when i deserve like 8 or 9 an hour if not more i mean i work my ass off the whole time i'm there. *sigh* but, i don't want to try and find another job because all in all i like my job, im just screwed over by the corporation and it's fucked up. they've cut my hours enough as it is, i could have atleast gotten a decent raise, but owell. im pretty sure once dean moves ill get his shift, if that ever happens saying as originally he was gonna move in december. my hours will go back up after next week, it's just we have to cut hours a bit cuz sales drop. and the manager is trying to only cut one person's hours a week and rotate it out so we don't all get hit at once, and then once we rotate through sales should be up again so we can start putting in mor

Robin Williams Plan For World Peace...
Robin Williams' plan...We need to elect this guy! "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" with again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal Aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limit

War
Hi I’m five, and I’m waiting for my daddy to come home. He’s at war, and I really do adore my daddy, and I miss him very much. I remember the last time I see him. It was last December. I keep hearing on the news about daddies not coming back. I wish I knew for a fact my daddy was coming back. Just this morning to men in arm suits came to are front door. My mommy started crying, and I don’t know why. I wish I did. She came to me and said “daddy was okay” I knew that was a lie. Why would she cry? She told me the truth and all I could think about is why my daddy had to die.

My Sweet Revenge
Well, it goes like this. I gave you my love, my life, my heart and soul. I gave you my everything,my every being. I guess that was not good enough for you. You left me, cold, bitter, and at a loss. No explanation, no apology, not even a real reason. We never went out, you were to tired. We never just hung out, you always wanted to go to bed. I do not know what I did wrong. Last night I was walking down the little side road by the park, and I spotted your car. In pure hurt, I went to see where you were, you use to never be out this late. There you were, sitting in this restaurant that you use to claim was too expensive, a waste of money. You were not alone, across the table was MY BEST FRIEND.The one you use to forbid me to talk to, she was trash. You despised her!! now you are laughing, touching and together? Oh the hurt, the betrayal. What could I do but feel sick to my stomache? The pain I felt is purely undescribable. Why were you doing this to me? Why can't I let you go? You and h

24 Hrs No Men For Kaos Bet!!!
TODAY STARTING @ NOON EASTERN TIME I HAVE A BET GOING ON WITH RAZOR I CANNOT TALK TO ANY MEN @ ALL NO E/MAILS NO PM"S NO NOTHING FOR 24 HRS..... SO ALL YOU SEXY MEN OUT THERE MISS ME MUCH .. SMOOCHES LADY KAOS

Heres How I Feel About My Friends
Are you tired of all those sissy-ass friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad - - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is something silly, then I will rag on your ass about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I dont want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help

Fundraising
I will be very involved with a fundraising project for the next several weeks so I will not be dropping by here as often as usual. But, I will drop in and check on messages, and write my blogs. I will be concentrating on turning my down time into writing time to build onto my story that I have been developing in my head. I took some notes and creted my story line as an outline yesterday and found that I got very aroused just seeing the story develop in my minds eye. I think you are going to like what I have going in my brain. As soon as I start writing it I will send an excerpt from the first chapter and post it here. Try to imagine this... I am in the shower first thing in the morning on a Friday ... I am going to my first private swingers party that night and I am involved in shaving my legs AND MORE. My mind is running wild with anticipation of what I will see that night. And, I then have an orgasm using the most unusal thing. Just wait.....

3 Minute Managment Course.
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do Nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very Highup. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" Replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spot

Need Some Stregnth Today
need some stregnth today daughter goes into for tests on her kidneys and i am basket of nerves. i am sure things will be fine but it's the unkonwn. i am pulling some stregnth from the goddess though and she is helping me. just need that extra oomph i think lol. love and light blessings lady middy

Screwed Up School System
Notice to the Pinellas County School Board and Dunedin-Highland Middle School.It is illegal to hold an IEP meeting without the parent present in some form , let alone to implement said IEP.I know the IDEA laws that are set into place by the federal government to prevent this particular issue.My thoughts and feelings have not been heard nor have they been taken into consideration.I asked to have that meeting rescheduled due to a medical issue with my other child.Instead I get a verbal message relayed back to me by the child that the IEP affects saying ..."it can't be rescheduled ..sorry." The school board would best be reminded about the laws in which they are held accountable.I'm not a parent who does not care about my childs education..I am infact...A PARENT THAT IS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE EDUCATION AND PHYSICAL WELL BEING OF MY CHILDREN.The fact that one of your ESE teachers has once again gone against the laws that govern special needs kids highly ticks me off.They would also be

Hehe, Cool;-)
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself!
Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships

I Lay In Bed & Stare
Beauty is in the ashes and so lies my heart. Pick a pocket full of daisys and watch this fall apart. Because I've repeated this scenario over in my mind. It's how I want, how I'd love things to be. But you're unaware and I've been sleeping way too much. Drowning out the sound of all the calls that aren't really coming in. I lay in bed and stare. The screen is filled with liars, whores, and far away lovers. It seems for amusement, everyone joins in. While I wait in a sanctuary of fallen heroes and subdated widows. I sit alone and ponder. Will I ever make it out of here? Or will my heart be sick forever? Love is a plague and now we're contaminated. One tear can hold a thousand regrets. You can go your own way. I'll get medicated and get over it. Isn't that how everythings fixed these days? While patience is still waiting, I think I'll go back to pretending that you still care. Pop the top, the bottle is open. Have yourself another beer. We all need to escape sometimes, but I wish I coul

Goodmorning
A LITTLE BUSY THIS MORNING GETTING KIDS OFF T SCHOOL, AND MAKEING BREAKFAST FOR THE YOUNGER ONES, JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE AND WISH EVERYONE A GREAT DAY, BUNDLE UP, IT'S KIND OF COLD OUT THERE!!!

What Sports Car Are You?
I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena! You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Delicategray
When all my fears come screaming at me, and the air is too thick to breathe, torn apart from a past I can't escape. but yet I dream of so much more. left alone to be forgotten, yet I still find the time to smile. This distance never felt so cold. I think i'll hang on this thought for awhile. Sleepless nights make these sunny days tired. Too late to turn the hands of time, when life has expired. So before the bridges are burned, I'll make amends, then walk away. I finally figured out the lesson I should have learned. I'm forever delicategray.

I Believe -- Do You???
Believe . . .. Have a seat . . . relax . . . and read this slowly ....Think! I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep

Idiot Alerts
The Idiot Report........ Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It

A Tear Drop On My Pillow
For a tear drop on my pillow As it makes me pain to see you to lose your tears of love to me For I long to be there to catch your tear drop with my heart For I would gather them up as you love means every thing to me For I feel selfish not being there to hold you in my arms For I have to work for we need the money for all our sweet days to come And as they will do come to us when we are basking in the sunny beach On our dream island for our children will love us for working all the time As they will be doing the same for the love for there love For we will share the riches we have made when we was young For you’re the only one I want in my arms as we lay going to sleep at night

Hard Times
these times are hard all i know is pain pain in relationships and pain in just plan life you see me and the one i love sit and fight and fight and its over small stuff you would never really worrie about yet we fight and it seems whenever we get through one fight we git into another cause of something someone says then there my work and my p.o. theres all the pain there the pain of not being able to give affection to my girl whenever i want or need affection from her and theres always the thought in the back of my mind i could end up back in jail for more time and it scares me and what scares me more is thinking i could lose the one i love again i lost her once and i cant go through that again it takes all my srength from cuting myself every night i admit i fail at my restraint every now and then but i dont know what else i can do the one person that could help i aint alowd to see and when we talk we just fight and no one else in my life seems to care they turn a blind eye to it and fi

Some Other Points To Ponder....
*************************** Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand. *************************** I am in shape. Round is a shape. *************************** Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. *************************** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. **************** *********** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. *************************** There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year. ***************************

Got A New Boyfriend
well over the weekend I meant some one he seems to be pretty cool and well we are going to see where it goes. I am hoping that this will be it and i can call it quiets. andnot have to go out looking any more. hehe or have them looking for me. I have been working this job that i hate with everything in me . but it is a job. and well going to go looking for a new one today and see what i can come up with. and well the kids are getting in to it. they were fighting last night. and i just told them i had enough of it. well this is my thoughts for the day . so I am going to run away hehe ttyl

Kink Test
A friend sent me this link last night. LOL.Check to see just how kinky you are!! I am a kinky player..giggle. http://www.hotlanta.com/KinkTest.asp?SessionID=3545648 I think I'll post this as a bulletin!!!

Point To Ponder:
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Unknown Author

Walk In The Park
for a tear runs down your face as your hair blows gently in the breezy wind for when you smile you make me fall in love as two love birds fly tougher as we walk in the park we some how just in fall love all over again

If Gm Built Cars Like Gates Built Ms...
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives but occasionally feel like taking a hammer to it, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off The car, restart it, and re

Peacock??
A Peacock A peacock represents your sexual appetite. You like to look good to attract potential lovers and you are very preoccupied with sex – not that that is a bad thing. You are into fantasizing, and enjoy sex a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fun Sex Survey
Name or Nickname Age Gender Zodiac Sign Do you consider yourself... Straight Gay Bi-sexual Tri-sexual (will try anything ) Transexual confused about your sexuality exploring your sexuality a swinger Have you... lost your Virginity? had sex with more than one person watched porn went into a sex shop video taped yourself having sex taken any nude photo's flashed anyone before had sex with a stranger What are you into...(yes or no ?s) Exhibitionism Voyerism S & M Bondage Do you like... having rough sex watching others have sex (porn counts) anal sex oral sex Tell us... Do you have a fetish What is it Are you a master or a slave when did you have sex last how often do you have sex Are you a top/bottom/switch/neither Do you have any toys Do you prefer to fuck, have sex or make love

Part Two Of The How Many Of Me Blog...
Good Morning and hi there how ya doing and all that good stuff. I forwarded on thru email a piece titled “Just how many are there of me” It was not my work mind ya but a dear, dear friend I have crossed email paths with for years. The content was that of a question and find out style of email to which if a person wishes to know just how many people have the same name as they do they will have to check the site and see. The validity of it is unknown. Is there a site that gives out how many correct names of all individuals living in the states? It did not mention Canada or other countries. I did not check the snopes files to see if it was a hoax or truth. But, it leads to an interesting question. How many of me…are there? Well I can answer that quickly. Since I reside in Michigan, I do not wake up and bask in the morning sunshine of Florida so I am not there. I do not take the New York subway to work so I do not believe I am in New York either. I have no date on the ski slopes of Vermont

Don't Coast On Today's Blessings
1 Timothy 6:12 “Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.” Some of the greatest spiritual defeats you will ever have will follow some of your highest spiritual victories. Jonah, Moses, and Elijah all these men learned this. Why does this happen? Because we are tired and feel we can just coast a while. We think, didn’t God bless and give us a great victory? But, we forget that the devil is clever. He knows just when to pull the rug out from under us. Let me give you a little advice: Although the residual effects of yesterday’s blessings will bless you, you cannot coast on yesterday’s blessings. God has made you that you cannot live by experiences; you have to live by Jesus Christ one day at a time. Has God blessed you with an extraordinary victory? What are you doing today to live a life worthy of that blessing and in allegiance to the One who has

Sitting Desloate
Sitting desolate, lost and feeling blue, My heart ripped out and torn in two, Drowning in a sea of dispair Not knowing what to say or do I look at your pictures and what do I see, Your blue eyes shining in your love for me, I read your poems tears streaming down my face Your words so loving and tender mirrored from your face I shut my greeneyes to ease the pain, But here everyone of our talks over and over again Your tenderness, your loving , your ever tender heart, The pain evelopes me knowing I tore your heart apart If I could undo all the tears, pain sorrow and hurt, My darling know this I would do, But one thing I cant and wont change, Is this love I have for you

Truth?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Mysterious92%Eyes full of Pain67%Diamond Eyes50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Adult Survey
You: What color eyes? Hair? How tall? How old? What city do you live in? Male/Female? The Private You? How many people have you had sex with in 2006? How many of those people were one night stands? How many serious relationships have you had? What is your favorite position? Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Him / Her Eyes? Height? Weight? Body structure? Tall / short? Personality? Age? Misc. What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone? Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship? If yes, how many? Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with? Top or bottom? Have you ever considered being with some of the same sex? What are 2 turn on's? What are 2 turn off's? Why did you feel it necessary to fill out this survey and post it for everyone to see?

Drowning
Drowning drowning in a sea of deciet waves of despair ravish me a whirl pool of mixxed emotion taking me further out of reach my solid anchor starts to fail so on the rough sea alone i must sail no guiding light or save harbour insight battling this stormy sea to no avail what once was safe and firm and true i feel is lost not safe untrue was the one to guide and keep me safe the one that left me in this place lost alone and out to sea with only one shining star to guide me this shing star so clean and bright looking down with love and hope and light i know not where my voyage will end or other plights i must contend but this and i know is true is his love so clear and pure and true will help me see this journey through.

Jersey
You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that t

When I Think Of You
When I think of you my heart begins to pound. My mind fades in and out, It's as if I could never hear a sound. When I look at you, I think that it cannot be. That someone so beautiful, Is standing before me. When I see your face, You take my breath from me. It's like I'm frozen in time, And it's only you that I see When I hear your voice, My heart feels light. I think that I'd do anything, To have you in my arms tonight. And when I look into your eyes, It's like I'm lost and forever will be. I just wanted to say I love you, You're everything to me.

The Ultimate Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore-play include?

Two Lost Souls
Two lost souls Two lost souls were you and I Till that fateful night online Two strangers meet in a room Drawn to each other we no not why Something touched my heart that night I was so sad to see you depart Instinct told me I would see you again I did not know how or why or when A week did pass and all that time That stranger never left my mind At the time I did not no You were searching high and low Destiny smiled on us again And one day we did meet again You searched for me Like I had you The more we talked The more we smiled So easy and natural Suddenly I was alive The more we talked The more I new There was something special About you and us Someone was guiding us We may be worlds apart I know but in our hearts Our love did grow Two souls both lost Once poles apart Now joined together By our two beating hearts!

Got Fired
today i was released by my company :( the foreman yesterday threew me and another guy under the bus when me and him was suppose to do a job he had everyone come over to help becuase their was no onther work and when the boss called he claimed we didnt do anything and his guys did all the work, me and my partner was sentto do one job that we help do but it was taken away basically from the foreman and nothing we could do and he made us look really bad :(

Heavenly Rapture
The heavenly rapture of hearts entwined When you place your lips to mine Emerald orbs drown in pools of azure blue Totally lost and intoxicated by you Molten lave flows through these veins Your touch driving me insane Soft gentle caresses with a hint of danger and pain Fervrant kisses with loves gentle embrace My yielding to you with unbridled haste Hearts and mind soaring the passion unleashed Knowing only this one can tame this carnal beast

Just How Many Of Me Are Out There..?
Go to this website called How Many Of Me. http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/ Put in your first and last name and see how many people in the USA have your Name as well. I'll Start. After me just put your name and results below. Like I did. MAKE SURE YOU ONLY WRITE HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME EXACT NAME! 1. There are 73 people in the U.S. named Jody Jordan. 2. There are 354 people in the US named Darlene Gonzalez 3. There are 18 people in the US named Connie Roche--- 4. There is only 1 person in the us named Roxie Lumpkin 5. There are 155 people in the U. s. named Susan Craft 6. There are 433 people in the U.S.A. named John Metcalf 7. There are 17 people in the U.S.S named Robert Feil 8. There are 22 people in the USA named Calvin Conrad 9. There are 11 people in the USA named Dee Dawson 10. There are 10 people in the USA named Tara Lyle. 11. There are 275 people in the USA named Lisa Buchanan. 12. There is only 1 person in the USA names Jane Hanvey 13.

Thank You For This One Cuz I Know Its True
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey." You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." "You guys" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women. You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Did you eat yet?) You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, New Tripoli, Tunkhannock, Punxsutawney, Tamaqua, Susquehanna, Allegheny, Mahantongo, Shenandoah and Monongahela. You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade. The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least one Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila." At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 14~*
HOTT CARL: i want to spread ur peirced labias and have u piss ur sweet nectar down my throat PiercedQT: OH baby - that makes me wanna puke in your mouth and karate chop you in the nuts. HOTT CARL: omg, besides bodily fluids, women who know martial arts and can kick my ass is the next biggest turn on... willu also please let me filthy ramierez you? if not a portugese breakfest then? HOTT CARL: after thatthen u can give me a hot carl and i'll return the favor with a coney dog PiercedQT: Oh darling, I wouldn't be kicking your ass for sexual purposes... and the last thing I'd wanna be a part of, if your being turned on. But what the fuck is a Portugese Breakfast? HOTT CARL: a portugese breakfest is when a man fucks a chic in the ass, she leaves a terd on it and he is nice enuff to put some peanut butter on it before he feeds it to her off his cock HOTT CARL: a filthy ramirez is just minus the peanutbutter PiercedQT: I dunno man, I think I might be too busy cho

"hey Jealousy" And Why It's So Important
"Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms is a song dear to myself and my sisters. It's one of the few songs that totally define us or as we used to be. In parenthesis, I'll explain as best I can why) HEY JEALOUSY Tell me do you think itd be all right If I could just crash here tonight You can see Im in no shape for driving And anyway Ive got no place to go (We were so screwed up that we felt there was no place for us. We often slept at everyone's home except our own. Sometimes because we were fucked up and other times because we were fucking around) And you know it might not be that bad You were the best Id ever had (There's no one in this world that's better than my sisters.) If I hadnt blown the whole thing years ago I might not be alone (We, especially I, fucked A LOT of things up back then. If we knew what we know now, it would've saved everyone some heartache.) Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around (Pretty self-expl

Yay!
to all my friends and family i would like 2 anonce that i had my ctearly this morning i married my baby girl Christina and one day in the future we will be getting married for real it was a beautiful serimony we had a few friend their. later i will be posting the certifacte for all 2 see it

Sarah's New Year's Gift
Sarah looked around the large pool area feeling lost and very out of place. It was New Years Eve, and the room had been closed off to swimmers and decorated for the holiday party. The lounge area next to the swimming pool was so filled with people getting ready to ring in the new year, that she couldn’t even figure out where the girls she had come with were. The atmosphere of the party was typical, she supposed: noisy, crowded, dimly lit, and filled with the ever-present murmur of voices striving to be heard over blaring top-40 music. Not for the first time that evening, she wondered why she had come at all. Several of her co-workers at the nursing home had pestered her until she finally gave in. The party was in a fancy hotel a couple hours from the town they all lived in, and they had rented two rooms together to use as somewhere to change and get a couple of hours of sleep (if possible) before heading back home. Sarah suspected that one reason they had wanted her along was because s

New Laws For Civilian Contractors
New Law Could Subject Civilians to Military Trial Provision Aimed at Contractors, but Some Fear It Will Sweep Up Other Workers By Griff Witte Washington Post Staff Writer Monday, January 15, 2007; Page A01 Private contractors and other civilians serving with U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan could be subject for the first time to military courts-martial under a new federal provision that legal scholars say is almost certain to spark constitutional challenges. The provision, which was slipped into a spending bill at the end of the last Congress, is intended to close a long-standing loophole that critics say puts contractors in war zones above the law. But the provision also could affect others accompanying U.S. forces in the field, including civilian government employees and embedded journalists. The Pentagon has estimated that there are 100,000 government contractors operating in Iraq, doing such jobs as serving meals, guarding convoys and interrogating prisoners.

I Love You All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ALL KNOW I SEND YOU LOVE EVERYDAY AND THAT I DO IT BECAUSE I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT IM THINKING ABOUT YOU AND NOT TRYING TO GET POINTS.I MEAN IF I WAS TRYING TO GET POINTS ID BE FURTHER UP THERE..I HAVE SEEN PPL COME IN HERE 3 TO 3 MONTHS AFTER ME AND ARE ON 1 TO 2 LEVELS SHY OF WHERE IM AT BUT THEY HAVE OVER 100,000 POINTS..SO THAT SHOWS YOU I DNT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT POINTS... BUT NOW TO MY POINT OF THIS BULLETIN..I LOVE YOU ALL...I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF CT. I HAVE PERSONAL FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF CT THAT I LOVE DEARLY. BUT WITH MY FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF CT, THEY ALL HAVE EVERYDAY PERSONAL THINGS TO DO LIKE WORK OR SMALL KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF...I UNDERSTAND THAT AND THAT IS GREAT FOR THEM..I DNT HAVE A JOB AND MY KIDS ARE OLD ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES TO A POINT..SO THAT LEAVES ME WITH HOUSE WORK AND CT.... I COULD GO TO OTHER SITES AND PLAY AROUND, BUT I DNT...CHERRY TAP IS MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME...ALL MY WONDERFULLY AWESOME FRIENDS LIVE IN MY COMPUTER... YOU LADIES A

L.i.g.
Well so here it is at 4:38 in the morning. I guess I have this overly extended hunger to write some stuff so..whatever.. Anyways. I woke up today talked to some people online and then I took a shower, played some guitar and then left to visit friends. It's amazing how many people I have to hang out with now that my former girlfriend has left. *sigh* Actually she still thinks I'm her boyfriend.She doesnt know that I know how scandalous she was and still is trying to be, now that we've tried working things out.I guess in the end I should have just left it where I broke it, but it hurt really really bad.So bad in fact, that we've tried but I already know shes working against me even though she professes her undying love to me everytime I see her. I mean if you were trying to get someone back what would you do?I suppose I should just break it off all mean and nasty like but everytime I talk to her I just try to hint that maybe I know more than she thinks I do, and besides I'm nobodys do

The Turner Tree
This is a pic i did for my kids and their brothers and sisters.. ...in the center is their dad, he died 7 years ago, then from top we have my 2 step sons, Robert and Michael, then Mark and Sarah, then my 2 girls Josephine and Catherine, then Scott,Craig and at the bottom my Matthew..the apples on the tree are 3 each For the 3 kids i dont have recent pics of, Kenny ,Philip and Claire, then 3 for my step grandchildren, Roberts 2 babies and Michaels one!

Manure...a True Story
Manure...A True Story Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and

How To Care For Your Bruise
IF you truly wish to care for a bruise remember it grows flourishes ONLY under the best of care first one must incite said bruise I can tell you how to do this just go against what he says or wants or, if you are patient, you COULD wait silently and he will imagine you've imagined being with another man he will plant one on ya now dont RUN you must care for this tender blossom Small at first And unattractive grey colour Just watch as it blooms violence Oops, I meant, violet, of course Now to insure that the blossoms wont ever have time To completely fade AWAY hide them AWAY Where only you can see them sometimes Feel them all the time Oh, follow my advice please And you will soon be a living garden

Green
PROMPT: Write a poem about jealousy. If I was beautiful like you I would cut off my nose so no one would rape me and leave me in the dark to die If I was talented like you I would sleep my way to the top so no one would ever know If I was friendly like you I would bite the first person who tried to shake my hand and spit the blood on my teeth in his face I'm glad i'm not like you.

Who Am I?
I am the quintessential guy. The one you over look. I am the one you never expect to be where you think I shouldn't be. My grieviances are my own, and I hold yours close to my heart. My tounge is caustic though my heart sympathizes as I ply my words with self imposed Censorship. I am a Goth, its a Lost Art and most of you probably wouldn't understand. I am a Witch,a Pagan feverent in the faith, Its what I belive and not a form of Rebellion.. I am an optimist with a dreamers sense of wonder. I am a Techno geek though I know more of ther bablke than of its working. I am an Artist with a poets angst. My soul is deep my thoughts linear even the midst of a multifaceted conversation. I talk with a semi sophisticated articulation, but yet I say it all in a southren drawl. I hate those traits other possess because what I see appears in my self. These include Posuers, Callous liars ( even unto themselves) and those who think they understand me and yet fail to realize That they are c

Dreams Are Mice
PROMPT: Have some gothic fun. Think Edgar Allen Poe for a bit, then take a pen in hand and write. Stars pin light On eyelids rested Dreams are mice Mind infested Ice chilled breeze And I shiver Numbing arms ‘neath hands quiver A faceless form Swims side ‘stead up Drinking blood Red spilling cup Pointing down Spidery finger To my own Unwelcome linger Beckoning wordless To muck and mire Bidding me follow On forced desire Astounding steps Remain undaunted In reverie bound Before unwonted Cricket fiddle breaks On rotund clearing Silent savanna Mid forest leering Affixed in midst Rigid standing My host evanesce Yonder landing Still and dark Enveloping rush Breath nor wind Shattering hush Still…. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. THEN SHREIK! And moan! Hellish bedlam! From mud and grime Rising dead come Circling dancers Greet Horror’s child Rotting winds Cackling wild Rolling eyes Burn echoed sin Brown

Rules For Giving And Getting Head.
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone wit

Please
Ok here is the deal lol.. i have 586 friends and 179 fans soo.. I would love for you guys to check and see I you have fanned me or not I would love to have a close number of fans as well the number of friends..I fan everyone I am friends with, so can ya'll fan me as well? Please and Thank you

Our Last Kiss
The birds quit singing Their beautiful songs The flowers won't bloom Since you've been gone Rain is falling down outside The sun it never shines Music has no melody With no one to call mine The stars don't light The night sky above When you left me You took your love Butterfly's won't fly anymore Clouds fill the sky My world is so lonely Tears fill my eyes Everything that is beautiful Has ceased to exist When you left me Taking our last kiss

Idk... Some Stuff From High School...
I want to rub your body down with lotions, Pour the wine, and I'll dim the lights. No sound is sweeter than the commotion, Oooh, gi-rl, we're going to make tonight. Help me up out of my clothes, And I'll help you up out of that dress. Girl let's just hold eachother close, And enjooooy the sweet caress, Caress of loooove. To lay here would be just fine, There's no rush, we can take our ti-ime. But if you want it than just say so. Babe, I'm here whenever you want, to goooooooo...

Pj Contest
First I would like to thanks all the people that have helped in so far in the PJ Contest... At the moment I am in the lead with comments... However, the contest is also judged on ratings... I am way behind on ratings... So, if you have any time, could you please stop by and at least rate my picture if you don't have time to place any comments... Your help would be greatly appreciated... If you have helped me in the contest, and I have not sent you a thank you, please, please let me know by sending me a private message... I truly appreciate your help in this contest... Kisses... Carrie

Rant...
i'm bored... this job sucks. but it's the only one where you can sit on your ass and make a grand and a half. if boredom comes with a price, it is $1,584 a month. not bragging, just ranting. i'm the type of guy who gets kicked around by life. to find this job was luck... anyway, i'm bored... just had a heart attack for no reason. i'm in a call center, and a call beeped in and ended abruptly... my angel needs to stop while she is ahead. she needs to learn when enough is enough. ummm, when you talk and someone doesn't respond, do you keep talking to potentially dig yourself in deeper? or do you stop? or at least change the damn subject... that'd work. but no, she just keeps it up, and as of yet, her spade hasn't failed to hit a new layer of di-r-t. di-r-t to me is distrust in my metaphors. anyway, i'm bored and nauseous. i'm going to go hug some porcelain...

A New Cradle
I miss him. I long for him in the daylight hours I dream of him by night. Can I really go on this way? Sometimes when it's really late or really early, I catch a glimpse of something sparkling on my chest between the breasts he never suckled and above the womb that was his only cradle in life. Is that his light, I wonder. Does he still live close by in some way I can't fathom. Has he found a new cradle?

Goth Vamp Song
In Thee Night Drink me to sleep…feed on my soul Feed on my soul So we might…be together… forever Together… forever Take my blade...in the night In the night Open yourself...bare your heart Bare your heart So I may hold it...in my hands In my hands Kiss your soul...in between beats Between beats So we may roam...roam the earth forever The earth forever Roam the earth...together… forever Together…forever The moon is our light Our light In the Dark...in the night In the night For The ONE....You Know Who You ARE!

Life's Little Ironies. (warning, Emo Alert)
Haunted by life's little ironies. Ever felt that way? The little things in life that remind you of their existance, the second you think your scot free? Yeah, Today was a day for the ironies. Score one to them. You fuckers. Reminded today, by the ironies, was a little something I like to call, "Failure" Now, I'm gonna let everyone in on a little secret of mine. I can't stand failing. I fear it. I physically lose control and revert into a mess of sobbing, tears, snot and emo. Failure kills me. I've watched almost everyhting and everyone in my family fail... I can't be that. Anyway. Failure reminded me of it's presence today, in my relationships. Now, we may or may not know shit about the past, and I call it the past, because I feel the person I was is not who I am anymore. Although.. some of my so-called "friends" would have everyone believe otherwise. -mumbles something about cunt-driven fucks- I'm not. Irrelevant tangent. Ironies. Right. So, in Calc, they rear

My Last Year On The Computer!
A thank you to all my concerned internet friends regarding e-mail ?! I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks t

Mr. Wormwood
Dear Mr. Wormwood Dear Mr.Wormwood, This is a letter to inform you that your complaints have been heard and I WILL endeavor to keep little Jimmy from creaking so in the hallways at night, but for goodness sakes, please remove the garlic from your doorways. It does nothing but agitate my sinuses and won't help your cause at all. Sincerely, Mr. R. Mortus Dear Mr. Wormwood: I am sorry that I have been unable to keep my promise. You must understand that Jimmy is only a child and apt to find mischief. Toothpaste DOES wash from walls. Try vinegar diluted with a bit of water, and peanut butter should help remove the gum from your Suzy's hair. (Really, don't you think she's a little old to keep wadded chewing gum on her bedstead?) The lamp falling from the nightstand was my fault and I do send out a heartfelt apology, but you must understand how your screaming through the night at the slightest noise effects my nerves. I am certain that I am not ALL to bl

Bar-b-q Rain
PROMPT: Write a poem about rain. You know that sizzle before the storm when rain falls like pins from heaven Mother Nature is at the grill? Yeah, you do, too You may not know you know it You do Just give a listen next time it gets to pouring Felines and Canines galore falling to the ground and sounding like hunks o' juicy meat cracklin' over coals

Bored
cutter -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com You are 90% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are 66% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cant Sleep.
1. How old will you be in five years? 27 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Tina. 3. How tall are you? 5'4" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? I wish there was something to look forward too. 5. What's the last movie you saw? Texas Chainsaw ... the beginning. 6. Who is the last person you called? my mommy. 7. Who was the last person to call you? Rob 8. What was the last text message you received? Don't know. 9. Do you prefer to call or text? Call. 10. Do you have any pets? Two doggies. 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? trying to sleep. 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married. 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? umm.., a year ago... i miss her. 14. What color are your eyes? brown 15. What time did you wake up today? 9 16. What's your favorite Christmas song? silent night. 17. Where is your favorite place to be? not in el paso, thats for sure. 18

Nothing Worth Reading!!
just thinking of the past. and trying to move on. just think of all i've done and all i haven't done. just wondering if anyone would miss me. I've been hurt so many times and by so many that i never let anyone to close. I never say what i mean . I have friends that love me and yet half of them will never know how much i love them. I've been close to my blood family but at the sametime an outsider looking in. to me life is way to short not to let people know what you think and feel. Yet so scared to let anyone in,then when i final do I always lose them one way or anothe. I had a dear friend on here who told me that i have been down way to much lately.He wasn't the only to say that of late. I also so know alot of my friends who care and love me don't know why.Well now you'll all get a peek at to why. I've been handed a second shot at life in more ways then one,i know i'm going to get my ass chewed by a few dear souls. for keeping something so big away from them. I've just got back from a

The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign rea

Cheating
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your mistress find out you're married... 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis... or 3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring!!!

Ending The Family
I am ending the *SavagE HearT* family, so you can remove it from your name. Looks like I will be leaving Cherry Tap some time this week. It was great knowing you & I am happy you chose to be in the little family I created :-) Take good care of yourself!

Reason I Am Being So Damn Mean Latley
My daddy passed away on january 24th 2006 so the one year mark is in 2 days It is hitting me pretty fucking hard It kills me that he isnt gunna be here for my LIFE Im still REALLY young and he isnt gunna be able to see the rest of my life, The last time I saw my dad was about 3-4 years ago and the last thing I said to him was "I hate you" And now that heis gone I wish I would of been a different person to him My dad was never really there my mom and my dad devorcied when I was 2 and we moved away from the state I was born in [North Carolina]when I was 3 For the dumbest reason......I am so done talking about this opn here If you have any questions feel free to ask but please be careful and I am saying this for your own good IM REALLY PISSY right now Thanks for reading this it shows you care!

Wtf?
So I've been away on vacation to Thailand for 2 weeks, last night was my second time back to work. The area manager, I'll call him Bob, comes in and asks to have a moment with me.. sure, no problem... what's up? ... bla bla bla there's another spot open that you might be interested in... bla bla bla then he starts into how he keeps hearing how I have a bad attitude, I don't like it here.... and I must say I digressed and stopped to his level. Come on now! I've been gone for two weeks and that's all you have for me is to bust my balls about the bitching and moaning that we all do? omg... But hey, he likes me, says that I do a good job. Right. Lay it on buddy. So I go back in to work and I'm just sitting there, all pissed off, looking for something to smash. I stew for a bit, go for a couple long walks then I realize, he's a stupid idiot and he doesn't matter. You know how they always tell you that if you see something wrong you should fix it? Well, there's plenty wrong with th

Fill Out So We Can Fuck
1. Are you a virgin? If so, what are you waiting for? 2. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 3. Sexual preference? 4. How many different words can you think of for sex? List them: 5.What are your turn ons? 6. Do you masturbate? If so, how often? 7. How many drinks before your beer goggles on? 8. What's you definition for foreplay? 9. How many people have you slept with? 10. Are you lying? (men, divide # by 2, women multiply by 2) 11. What's the biggest age difference? 12. Where any of them your friends? 13. Can you name the people you've slept with in chronological order? 14. Do you remember all their names? no 15. Who was your best lay? Most interesting place to have sex? 16. Had a threesome? 17. Been with someone of the same sex? 18. Had sex with someone in the room? 19. Film yourself having sex? 20. Been rimmed? 21. Rimmed anyone? 22. Give or receive oral sex in a moving vehicle? 23.

Yes Or No
Yes/No Game THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. You can only say Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! 3. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING BESIDES YES OR NO!!! 4. Repost this as the Yes/ No Game! ------------------------------------------------------------- Over 18? Yes Kissed someone on your friends List? Yes Danced in front of your mirror naked? No Ever told a lie? Yes Tripped on mushrooms? No Done Ecstasy? No Been arrested? yes Kissed a picture? yes Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes Held an actual snake? Yes Ran a red light? Yes Been suspended from school? Yes Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes Been fired from a job? yes Sang karaoke? Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes Kissed in the rain? Yes Sang in the shower? Yes

1,087horsepower Car On The Dyno(short Vid)
this is one very tough car.it hit 1,087h.p. on the dyno b4 the back tires lost traction and he smoked the tires.when he floors it,the turbos sound just like a jet engine taking off.this is a very kool short vid. HorsepowerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

More Funny Drunk Jokes!
The drunk; A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks," How did you do that???? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!!!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes tot the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other g

Plz Answer
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a n pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use dessert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 18.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 19.If i

I'm Back !...(obviously)
Well, after a week in Florida and a week in Hawaii, I'm back in miserable , cold, boring Kentucky. Already planning my next outing...not sure where yet...still debating. Had a great time and posted some of the trip pics...Enjoy !

My Gift To You
my gift to you, my gift to you, is something from the heart, its always there, no matter what, from the good times, and the bad, the only gift i can give you, is my friendship, never gone, just silent till your ready, i am ready to be a friend, how about you be mine

What An Idiot!
Yeah me! Well as some may know i have been working on some code based around the irclib to transfer large files because all the other IM clients and file transfer programs out there, limit the file size that can be sent. Well i found a little tutorial and decided to base mine on the ircbot example. This wasn't a problem as i couldn't find any examples as to how to use the dcc parts of the libs. Well i checked to see if the library had been updated and downloaded a new copy. Guess what they had, yep an example of how to do dcc send and receive. It looks a lot easier than what i was experimenting with LOL Does that mean the code i was working, was all a waste? Nope as i realised that i can still use it for other projects. Now i can either copy the example code and expand around it, as the author allows you to do as you wish with it, or pull it in and add some glue. I think i'll copy the example and state in the code that i have used the example code as it does what i want. The only

Error: You Must Gain More Points Before You Can Rate Members!
Now, i see alot of people that say "rate me, become a fan" before any one can add you.. well, one this is what it says with us FRESH meat when trying to "rate/become a fan" whatever. Error: you must gain more points before you can rate members! AND Error: you must be level 1 or greater to become someones fan! So how can i RATE you if i cant rate you??? LET START ADDING PICTURES! i cant wait until i win THIS game... talk about popularity contest damn.

Its Happened To So Many Of Us All To Many Times!
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him. The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, ga

65 Questions
*BASICS* 1. Start Time___ 1:06am 2. Name__ Dustin Allen Clemons 3. Astrology sign___ Cancer 4. Gender___ male 5. Eye color__ Brown 6. Favorite color__ red, black, blue 7. Glasses___ yes 8. Tattoos___ nope 10. Sibling's name(s)___ Andrea and Carla *HAVE YOU EVER* 12. Cut your own hair?___ Yes 13. Done something in the past month that you regret?___ nope 14. Skipped school?___ yep 15. Bungee-jumped?___ No 16. Punched someone?___ yes 17. Hit on someone?__ yes 18. Been arrested?___ no 19. Broken into someone's house?___ abandonded house, yes 20. Cried yourself to sleep?___ yes 21. Been to a funeral?___ not once 22. Used a lighter?___ yes 23. Been on stage?___ yup, and it was great *FAVORITE* 24. Season___ fall 25. Food___ pizza 26. Ice cream flavor___ chocolate 27. Candy___ jellybeans 28. Breakfast___ cereal 29. Person___ i dunno 30. Book___ harry potter series 31. Song___ don't have a set

The New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now... The Alphabet 2007 A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. S is for sl

Fuckitfuckitfuckitall.
Fuck this. Maybe it's the lack of Zoloft. Maybe it's being let down too much. Maybe it's expecting too much. Maybe It's being sober enough to feel again. To think again. I'm moving to California. Up left? Maybe...I'm retardedly hopeful, even when I shouldn't be. Fuckfuckfuck. I feel forsaken. Fuck it.

So What Do You Guys Think...
Last night come home from work, and make it a point to stay up with him till 4 am. Tell him I'm going to bed, he says he'll be in after a smoke. I wait in bed till 4:30 then fall asleep. 9 am comes aorund and I wake and go in the living room and he is awake in there. I say what happened he says he got caught up in a movie and thought he'd just stay up. I get up and then he says he's gonna blow off helping his frined with his car and goto bed. I go on here while he sleeps this morning. HIs friend comes over about noon, and we go into the living room to chat. My beau comes out of the bedroom and stays there and chats with him also. I goto work and come home to friends here and them playing video games. I ask if there's another controller for me, he says no sorry. Now that the friends are gone he asks me to play. So, wtf do you all think? Is it just me???

"insomnia"
"INSOMNIA" I LIE AWAKE IN DARKNESS,MY MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY; DWELLING IN MADNESS,A MILLION MILES AWAY. MY SCREAMS DO YOU HEAR ME,AS I CALL YOUR NAME AT NIGHT; THE IMAGES THAT HAUNT ME,WAITING FOR THE LIGHT. THE SLEEP THAT ESCAPES ME,THOUGHTS THAT WON'T LEAVE; THINGS I CAN'T SEE,CAUSING MY GRIEVE. THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING,THAT POUNDING OF THE SOUND; THE WHEELS OF THE CLOCK,SLOWLY GOING 'ROUND. EYES THAT WON'T CLOSE,SLEEP THAT I FEAR; WAITING FOR MY ANGEL,TO SLOWLY APPEAR. I HEAR THAT BEATING OF THE WINGS,TO TAKE ME AWAY; I WAS SAVED BY MY ANGEL,FOR ANOTHER DAY. TRANQUILITY SLOWLY,I FINALLY FOUND PEACE; MY FEAR THAT IS GONE,AS I SLOWLY RELEASE. YOUR ARMS THAT NOW HOLD ME,SQUEEZING ME TIGHT; ONCE AGAIN YOU HELPED ME,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER NIGHT.

I've Got Soul, But I'm Not A Soldier.
the night was young. Nay and i were driving all over Olympia like high schoolers without fake IDs. i was falling asleep due to previous major insomnia, and all i wanted was a nice warm bed. BUT, i stuck it out with the help of a guava rockstar and my good friend, p-funk. i said to Nay, "what the hell would we be doing right now if we weren't old enough to get into a bar?"... eggs. yes, eggs. so, we ventured on over to the local 'dollar tree' and purchased the following: :: pink plastic basket with butterfly cut-outs. :: thirty-six plastic easter eggs, assorted colors [neon pink being my favorite]. :: combat zone figurines [military green]. :: one inch white plastic wedding doves. :: three permanent markers. :: 'over the hill' confetti [black and silver]. :: 'big blow' bubblegum. :: sugar-free 'fudgie rolls' :: sugar-free 'creme doublers' :: Dawson's Creek: 'Too Hot to Handle' in paperback. we proceeded to take these contents to the west side safeway parking lot to con

Insanity In It's Most Sane Form...
the fires of hell would freeze in light of the darkness within the outer reaches of your inner soul... tiptoe loudly through the shards of cotton being indecisively certain to never wake the eternal insomniac within... the dark glare of the blinding sun shining down upon the bottom of the broken repairs in her shattered heart... incompletely completing the trials of a thousand truthful lies while being unfaithfully loyal to the beautiful horror of her unlived life... quietly screaming within the confines of the freedom of the universe, she hears the deafening silence binding her to the nothingness that is her...

Doctors Having Fun
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Dr. SusanSteinberg, Manitoba, Canada I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right ey

Poetry
I take you into a smoky bar, My friends wonder who you are, Your dress is form fitting and tight, Our chemistry is never more right, The song dances across your lips, And to the beat you shake your hips. The next song is a slow groove, And then I decide to make my move, My lips and tongue tickle your neck My hands caress your lower back, But then we wait until we go home, For we'll be private and all alone. On the way home from the bar, While we are riding in the new car, I kiss you again and hold you tight, You tell me I'm your hot mister right, And then we get back to my place, I noticed you loved wearing lace. You squirt chocolate all over me, And start to lick so sensually, You caress me gently with your mouth, Then your tongue goes to the south, Love and chocolate's a kinky scene, But it makes you feel like a queen. Then you ask me where is the bath, I say to the left and down that path, As I hear the sound of running water, My passion for you on

Personalities
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes3.aspYour Type is INFJ Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging Strength of the preferences % 33 25 25 11 http://typelogic.com/infj.htmlIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging by Joe Butt Profile: INFJ Revision: 3.01 Date of Revision: 6 Mar 2005 Beneath the quiet exterior, INFJs hold deep convictions about the weightier matters of life. Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power. INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless. The concept of 'poetic justice' is appealing to the INFJ. "There's something rotten in Denmark." Accurately suspicious about others' motives, INFJs are not easily led. These are the people that you can rarely fool any

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How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida... "Nice Ass, Get in the truck"

What Some Nuns Will Do
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. > He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." > She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" > "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. > "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" > "Fo

Life Lessons Pt5 - Giving When It Counts...
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away". Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give hi

Life Lessons Pt4. - The Obstacle In Our Path.
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

Life Lessons Pt3 - Always Remember Those Who Serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neat ly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to l

Good Night!
IM OFF TO BED. I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HELPED MAKE MY WEEK OFF ENJOYABLE. YOU ALL KEPT ME SANE.BUT FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING - BACK TO WORK. *CRIES* IM NOT READY TO GO BACK. I'M GOIN TO HAVE CHERRY WITHDRAWLS LOL...SO HOPEFULLY MY DAY WILL GO BY QUICK. SO I GUESS I WILL SEE YA AFTER WORK TOMORROW. SWEET DREAMS TO ALL. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

Life Lessons Pt2 - Pickup In The Rain
One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Poetry 2
gasping for breath dieing to be herd pain every breath crying on every word you scream so loud hoping to be herd but the room you are in muffles the sound....what do you do they point and stare as you go to the back of the room all scared are you a project or just something to look at who knows dont be scared look twords the light you have to fight to make it right hear my voice follow the sound and before you know it you will be on solid ground

Life Lessons -cleaning Lady Pt1
lessons to make you think about the way we treat people During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

It's All Here Now...
Another week out of the way... progress has been slow but moving forward is always good! A friend of mine, Harvey aka Kegman, took me down in his truck to get all my stuff... and my car from Fort Smith, Arkansas... it's about an hour south of where I'm staying now... so now all my belongings are with me which is a big relief... first off, we had to push the car out of the garage it was in and then jumpstart... it had been sitting so long that the battery was dead... then as I backed out onto the street, I pushed the brake pedal down and it hit the floor... but the car wasn't slowing down... talk about an "Oh shit!" moment... LOL Thank heaven for the emergency brake! I got the car around to the front of the hose and checked the brake fluid... or where the brake fluid is supposed to be anyway... LMAO It was empty... so I filled it back up... and left the car running to charge the batter back up... I had one tire that was very low but not flat... we limped the car to a convenience store

Random Thoughts Running Through My Head (nothing Really)
I Haven't written for awhile and really can't explain why. I just have a blank for words on to as what to write. I get like that sometimes. It's been raining all day here the last couple of days I will be glad when it stops and the new things grow seems how the old things are already washed away by the waters. Seen a Rainbow this afternoon that looked somewhat pretty. Along with all the puddles and the mud. If the kids would have not gotten sick I would have probably jumped in them with them. I am tired but yet I can't sleep. I toss and I turn and I just end up getting up again. Sometimes I get so sick of these restless nights. Other nights I don't mind it. No one ever tells you the truth about life how somedays it will seem like you won't be able to get through them and other days will be fine. Everyone wants to go on about there business like everything is alright but you know they are hurting deep down inside. You see people and you think to yourself that the

Your 1996 Theme Song Is:
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Macarena by Los Del Rio When I dance they call me macarena And the boys, they say that I'm buena They all want me, they can't have me So they all come and dance beside me What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

Believing In Yourself
Believing in Yourself There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be. That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down. But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them. Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are. So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be. Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you. Keep Bel

Silly Ex Boyfriends
so way early thismourning i get a call pick my phone up and guess who it is ... ryan... he asked what i was doing and wanted me to come see his new apartment so i put on pjs and went i couldnt find parking so he came down i told him to get in and help me find a place and he didnt want to so i pulled him in the car hahahah it was funny we found a place but he parked and then we went up stairs it was a bare little apartment it was kool tho they just moved in we went to his room and watched a movie i just rolled over and went so sleep though well i triied i couldnt sleep though we talked a little ..i told him a bout xmas and asked about steve and evan and he told me they split up we talked about how strange it was that the fucking famous oc punks broke up ..but they coiuld devote enough time to it so it was best. we talked about sal and mel and bear and about how much we used to fuck and how we both have the same favorite crazy sex story.lol it was fun i layd my head on his chest and lis

F**k Men
There are certian men on here that are stupid ass holes you talk to them for a few and then after that their fucking jack ass then u asked if u did anything wrong for them not to talk to u and they fucking ignore you what the fuck is worng with fucking people these days you know it would be ok it they told u they dont want to talk to you people like this piss me off so much

Let Down Again
Why does it happen to me?? Why do I ALWAYS want someone I can't have, need someone that is not near or get used by someone for no reason? Is it really karma coming back to get me after all the wrong doing I have done in my life. Is this payback for all the pain I out my parents in for no reason other then pure selfish ones? I often wonder. But then I think why am I so bothered by all this? WHAT am I looking for/ wanting or expecting out of men or relationships in general? Am I looking for that never ending, euphoric love that everyone sees in movies and on TV? Here is an odd question, how often does that ever really last? Sure you meet someone, you fall in love, you lose your mind basically, then you decide to make a decision to spend the rest of your life together. Then after the kids come, and the mortgage and bills you have somehow fallen out of love and its now a routine. Its just a great pair of shoes that you can't live without but sometimes wish were new and shiney

We Will Always Remember You...r.i.p.
Some people come into our lives and stay a while, others simply pass by but leave footprints in our hearts... An Angel was given his wings this morning. A short time ago, we (the crazy crew) got the oppurtunity to meet an extraordinary man. His smile would brighten you up when feeling down, I know this, cause I cry a lot when I get drunk. His hugs so warm they would just melt you. He touched everyone of us in one way or another and I was blessed to call him a friend. News of someone's passing is never an easy thing to cope with, and harder yet when that person was such a loving caring individual that would do anything for anyone. He was simply one of the sweetest people I've come across in ages. I will miss seeing those eyes, so understanding, those protective arms, the intelligent words of wisdom and advice. Plain and Simple...I will miss you Malique. You have always been and will forever remain my Nubian Teddybear. R.I.P. Kisses to you in Heaven Sweethe

Literally
He sent me a message saying "send the papers". Then signed off or blocked me or whatever. HE IS FINALLY GOING TO SIGN HIS RIGHTS OVER! IM SO FUCKING HAPPY I WOULD DO A BACK FLIP IF I COULD!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO

If I Let You Hit It
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge!!!!!!!!

~~men, Don't Try This At Home~~
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip, recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, "I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages.". He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes a call. "Hello?" the woman says. "God, she sounded sexy!" the man thinks. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and

A Child Needs Your Help...
Finally got around to opening the daily mail and noticed a trend. All I got in the mail was a bill, couple of credit cards i was "pre-approved" for and if I acted now they would throw in a free mp3 player and only charge me 2.3% interest for the first 5 seconds then would go up to the standard 96% interest after that. Also go the you can save money by switching your auto insurance to this company and they wouldnt screw me until I got into an accident that wasnt my fault. and of course my favorite part of the mail. there is a starving child in africa/asia/cambodia/new jersey that needs yours help and for only $.30 a day you can help feed clothe and pay for their daily hiv vaccination because they are raped by aids infected monkies while they were busy picking through the trash looking for nikes made in the shop down the street. Ever get the feeling we get alot of crap in our mailbox? so im doing the right thing. Im sending all my junkmail to jumal in africa/asia/combodi/new jersey so he

Book-part-8
I slept in my car that night, till about 4 am. Then I went to Ricks to see if I could stay with him. He let me in and allowed me to stay at his house. We had been intimate several times by then so sex with him wasn't a new issue. Tonight however would be different. He wanted to have anal sex with me. I had tried it before with another guy and it hurt so I was very hesitant. He promised that if it hurt he would stop and never ask me to do it again. He was very slow and gentle so it did not hurt at all. This wasn't an invitation that was supposed to last more than one night so the next night I slept in my car in a laundramat parking lot. It got so cold I again went down the street to Ricks house. He again allowed me to come in. I moved in that next day. I guess that I was cramping his style after a while because while I was at my mothers doing his and my laundry, he had another set of girls over. When I got home from doing 8 loads of laundry he informed me that he had slept with anoth

Hands On Entertainment
Great scene, I think Avy is HOTT, I have more of her let me know! Partial Clip ;) [url]http://rapidshare.com/files/12463579/Avy_Lee_Roth___Julian_-_Horny_Spanish_Flies.mpg[/url] here are some screen shots of this movie [URL=http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44983_vlcsnap_792233_123_508lo.jpg][IMG]http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc508/th_44983_vlcsnap_792233_123_508lo.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL=http://img18.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44988_vlcsnap_792435_123_557lo.jpg][IMG]http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc557/th_44988_vlcsnap_792435_123_557lo.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL=http://img146.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44992_vlcsnap_792658_123_372lo.jpg][IMG]http://img146.imagevenue.com/loc372/th_44992_vlcsnap_792658_123_372lo.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL=http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44997_vlcsnap_792842_123_558lo.jpg][IMG]http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc558/th_44997_vlcsnap_792842_123_558lo.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Katie Morgan, since the boob job she is of my FAVS! Naughty Office Sam

Book-part-7
We went to Tampa General Hospital because we thought it would be cheaper. In the ER they told me that I needed a D&C. I asked them if it was gonna hurt. I was told that it hurt like severe cramps. I told them that I couldn't handle pain. The nurse got real shitty with me and said, "You can't handle pain and yet you were going to have a baby?" I told the nurse that I could handle pain to have a baby but couldn't handle the pain to lose one. She then told me that because I had a low grade temperature I couldn't have it done right then and there. I would have to be admitted. I was in a room with 3 other women. 2 rooms full of women shared one bathroom. We had no tv unless we paid for it separately. We found out that it cost 155.oo a day there. It was good friday when I received a D&C. The only thing I remember about the proceedure was that as I was going under my door was agape and people in the hallway could see me. There were 4 different people in my room when I went under. I had no

What's Going Completely Bald
I have been thinking about shaving my hair. Of course you know it's not the hair on my head because I am bald. Some people say it's ok. No hair in the mouth, cleaner, no musky smell, etc. Porn stars do it all the time. (NO. I don't think I am a porn star! lol lol) Other people say it looks funny, it's a gay thing. What's your opinion? What do you think about a shaved penis? If you can look.......then you can comment. hint hint

Book-part-6
At 14 I had become somewhat rebelious. That combined with my suicide attempt caused my parents to get me involved with this program for juveniles. I was to go camping in Minnisota for a 10 day canoe trip with the local intake center and be assigned a big sister in the big sister/big brother program when I got back. The big sister program ended up being a very positive thing in my life. It gave me a place to go and someone to talk to when life seemed so unfair. When I was 15 I dated a guy that I thought I was in love with. He was 17. He had baby fine blonde hair and amazing blue eyes. He was an artist. He used to write me letters with all kinds of graffics. I was impressed. I started getting high because he did and I wanted to share his interests with him. He had moved to our school from a country school. He had broken up with his girlfriend when he moved because he thought they would never see each other again. To my bad luck, that didn't happen. He had ran back into his ex and real

Book-part 5
I don't remember exactly how they did it, but mom and dad did make it into work that day. They left us kids at home because they felt we had enough to eat and drink and that we were safe. Both of them got stuck in their stores and couldn't make it home to us. Finally dad had the law bring him home on a snowmobile. Mom stayed at her store. The snow had drifted so high that you could see the snow stacked up above the windows. We had to dig our way out of the front door. For us kids, it was fun. We made paths in the snow like a maze. We spent hours out there because under the snow you couldn't feel the below zero winds. Not to mention that we didn't have to go to school. Like I said earlier, I had several males attempt to kiss me, touch me, or have sex with me. Before school one day the boy I liked had come to see me. I don't remember where my siblings were, but they weren't there with me and my bf. He had experience where I didn't. He kissed my passionately kinda like my cousin did, b

Marry Me?
This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"

Book-part 4
I didn't get the chance to go home and put away the crutches. While switching classes my crutch slipped in water and one crutch came out from underneath me. Again I fell right on top of the same ankle! I was walking with a classmate that carried my books for me so she helped me to my next class. I sat there for a long while with my head on my desk crying. Finally I was able to talk and ask to go to the nurses office. I was told that the nurse was not in and was dismissed like I didn't really need to go. I told the teacher that I would go to the office instead. I just knew my ankle was broken. Reluctantly I received a pass to go to the office. They called my mother and told her what I said happened. When mom got to the school I had managed to stop crying. She took this to mean that my pain wasn't that bad. I told her that I just knew it was broken but she didn't believe me. She told me,"You were crying alot harder 2 weeks ago and it was only sprained then." We went back to the emergency

Warped And Twisted
Warped & Twisted Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

Book-part 3
In 7th grade I became a play toy for the boys in class and for the men that I came in contact with. Not by my choice, but by theirs. I would be walking down the hallways at school when boys would walk up behind me and grab my tits. I was too embarrassed to say anything. There would always be a hall full of kids, and I wasn't sure who to yell at. In the back of my mind, I enjoyed this alot. The enjoyment I felt also cause me to feel ashamed, because now I was old enough to know that this was not right. I would babysit for some of the little kids that we knew. More times than not, the father of those kids would fondle me and/or try to kiss me when no one was looking. I never told on any of them. I just kept babysitting till I was afraid of it going too far. Then I would make up excuses to not go there anymore. My parents never suspected that I was being molested over and over again. While in gym class one day I was running after this other girl. I reached out to grab her shirt to slow he

Book
We stayed at my mothers 1st cousins house when I was 8 yrs old. This sticks in my head really strong because of the events that happened there. I was to sleep on the floor in the living room with my 16 yr old female cousin. I don't remember how it all started, but do remember several of the things that happened. My cousin started playing with my young niave body. She made me feel like I had the body of a grown up. She played with my undeveloped breasts and stroked my genitals in a way I never knew about. This secret is one that we never shared with anyone. I was so young that I didn't feel ashamed. I thought it was ok but was our secret. I actually enjoyed the feelings she stirred in my young body. I was allowed to fondle her breasts, and suck on her nipples. She had very large breasts with large nipples. I played with her genitals till I helped her achieve an orgasm. I felt totally loved. This was my very first sexual experience, and I was already doing oral. Giving and receiving I

Promises Made
Promises Made Yesterday's goals, dim memories. Dark saddened eyes, blurring with tears. Painful scars borne; Love's history. Futures crumble when doubt appears. No brightly lit hope envisioned, When following after harsh words. Hurt soul splits in twain, partitioned. Swooned by appeal - when numbness lured. Apologies made, never bought. Price paid turned out far too costly. Though never known what would be wrought - Must walk into the night softly. One wish, only to be released. Granted - now receive this token. Words written in rhyme, love's deceased. When promises made . . . were broken.

Nervous + Connections
I start my new job in the morning. I'm a little nervous to be honest. I also went to Chaparral Motorsports today only to find out I have some kick ass connections because of my new job. So that made my day. Anyway, I'm off to bed here shortly.

The Beginning Of My Book.
THIS IS A BLOG TO LET OUT SOME OF THE THINGS THAT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. I AM WRITING A BOOK SO HERE ARE SOME EXCERPS. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND GIVE POINTERS IF YOU WISH TO. My life started like most, uneventful. I had both a mother and a father, still married! I was their 3rd child but their 2nd girl. 2 yrs later came my younger sister. My first memory is one going all the way back to kindergarden. We lived in Muncie then and I went to Roosevelt elementary. I remember our Christmas gift exchange. My mom bought a 4 pack of playdough. I remember thinking how great of a gift that was. When it was my turn to pick my gift I picked a terrible cheap gift. It was a 2"x2" plastic bunkbed set with 2 naked formed babies in it. My second memory of my kindergarden yrs was when we fried pumpkin seeds. That was alot of fun. We sat in our basement room and watched the big kids play outside on the playground. One time I tried to go to school in such a hurry that I left the house without a shirt

Two Nuns
TWO NUNS There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened t

I Cried.....
I cried myself to sleep again... I know you didn't notice. you haven't noticed me in years... you've only just pretended. Pretended that i turn you on or that you care just how i feel I cried myself to sleep again... I know it doesn't matter. I haven't matter in years... I've been invisible. invisible to only you for others do take notice... but I do believe you realize and and use me to boast your ego. for even though you do not want me you know you hold me captive for what I need you will not give 'cept to some virtual dolls. but know in truth I am no other I will have what I need I cried myself to sleep again but I know my future is bright and I will have all I need, there will come a day, that I will cry myself to sleep but one last night, and then I shall live my life.

Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy Well,she was precious like a flower She grew wild...wild,but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy You can't fence that in Stupid boy It's like holdin' back the wind (Chorus) She laid her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice And that's what happens when the only voice she hears Is telling her she can't,stupid boy, stupid boy So what made you think you could take a life And just push it...push it around I guess to build yourself up so high You had to take her...and break her,down (Chorus) She laid her heart and soul in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a chance And that's what happens when the only voice she hears Is telling her she can't...you stupid boy Oh,you always had to be right And now you lost the only thing That ever ma

Letting Go
Letting Go How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way

Grrrr!
Tonight, I am somewhat sad and irritated, but life goes on, eh? I've come to realize that I truly do envy those who possess apathy. Not that it matters at the moment, mind you. I do hope you'll all forgive me for the tone of this post, but if not, I'd suggest you simply refrain from reading it. I'm going to run off at the mouth for a bit. I think it's about time that I get some of it out of my system. I don't always feel like smiling. It gets on my nerves that people take exception to any expression other than a smile when it's plastered to my face. I don't always have to smile, people. I don't always have to be cheerful. Yes, it does help and it is pleasant, but I promise that I'll bleed if you cut me. For those of you who are stuck on the "huh" aspect of that sentence, I'm merely saying I'm human. As such, I'm prone to experience a full range of emotions. I was going to go on about some other things,but I'm tired and to be honest, I don't feel like expressing myself

Please
Ok i dont want to sound like im bitching or anything but i understand that ppl feel the need to put pictures of then naked on there page.......more power to you but do you have to make it your main picture? I have children in my home and im not going to avoid going on this site just so they wont see something that i dont want them to see. Have some self respect....the size of your dick isnt going to make me want you any more or less.......lol

Can You Read This?
This is one of the many tricks to speed reading. They teach you to look at the frsit & lsat letetr of a word and your brain will fill in the rest. Pretty cool. If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud! Can you raed tihs? Olny 72 plepoe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a prboelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Wtf Part Ii
If anyone out there is the praying kind, please pray that I actually pass the NYPD Exam and get past all the bullshit. These city jobs keep screwing me and I just want to get past the medical, physical, and psychological. I passed it, but got fucked. And the NYPD has many other agencies (Traffic, School Safety) have also screwed me. And the Parks. Please pray for me folks. This exam is sometime in Feburary. And if luck is on my side, I should be called up soon (theres also a test in June for the same exam I want to take) this way I get called up fast.

To Ispire ... This Is Brand New
Hold me Touch me Kiss me Love me Bite me Free me I long to take you in my arms And all your defenses disarm To kiss you deep and long Feeling you is never wrong To make sweet passion to you alone make you cum harder than you have known To take you and use my mouth on you And lick you to orgasms long over due And to slide inside you and feel you grip As together we rock and in and out I slip And as we climax so strong together dear Our moans are so loud the world could hear And then we lay together you and I Wrapped in bliss till the day that we die By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Photo Card Update
Great News, the Photo card has been approved by the founder of the family. A meeting will be held Tuesday January 23 2007 at 4:00pm MTN. I will be posting another blog and a bulletin when these cards will be sent out

Well
my little baby sister called me today to tell me shes pregnant im kinda losing my head over it i dont know what to think, i wanna kill her boyfriend, brooke or tash i can handle but haleigh omg excuse me im gonna go rip all my hair out now thanks

Haters
I really dont appreciate bitches hatin me when they dont even know who the fuck I am or what Im about...If you dont like me and u got so many words to say to me then why aint u real enough to say them to my face?? R u scared?? Prolly cuz I would be if I was u! U must have some reason to hate me...is it cuz your scared I might take something away from you because Im better than u?? Hmmm I dunno for all u bitches readin this that feel the need to hate on me I would appreciate it if you would say something to me and quit bein a little coward bitch about the shit cuz I aint goin anywhere!

Ime Tired...lol
I'm tired. I'm so fuckin tired. I'm tired of being lied to. I'm tired of being taken advantage of. I'm tired of people KNOWING they can take advantage. I'm tired of my phone ringing. I'm tired of emails. I'm tired of message's. I'm tired of people asking thing's of you that they KNOW they will never do for you. I'm tired of allowing it. I'm so fuckin tired. I'm pissed off. I'm so fuckin pissed off. I'm pissed off that my true friend has to ask me what's wrong with her because everyone tries to use, lie to, take advantage of, manipulate her or just do her dirty in any creative way they seem to find. I'm pissed off that I have to see her struggle with herself to find that Bitch in her we all have just so she can get through one more date(that odd's are will end fucked anyway cuz let's be real...most men aint shit) without leaving with her feeling's hurt. I'm pissed off that I have to tell her that all that goodness inside of her(trust, faith, love, hone

Daily Devotional 1/22/07
January 22 - Daily Feast Volume II Words are judged by what we have in our hearts. Our ears pick up the words we hear, but once inside the heart decides the meaning. Love is one of those words. To some it is purely physical - and others hear it as flowery springtime with little substance. But to some it is healing and a deep and wonderful commitment that cannot waver. It is the power at the core of a person, a strength not dependent on muscle and bone but life and principle and character. If the heart is right, the decision Cannot fail. ~ I shall exercise my calm, deliberate judgment in behalf of those most dear to me.... ~ PUSHMATAHA - CHOCTAW LEADER "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 22 "The first factor in the revolution of consciousness is the mystic death of the ego - the death of negative thinking, negative personalities. We must purify the soul of the inner enemies. Every t

How Rich We Are
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son a nswered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our fo

Friends!!!!!
Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, If you're my friend please answer this. Are we friends or are we not? You told me once but I forgot. So tell me now & tell me true, So I can say I'm here for you. Of all the friends I ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven & wait for you. I'll give the angels back their wings, And risk the loss of everything. Because there isn't a thing I wouldn't do, To have a friend just like you!!!

One Last Post Tonight ! Lol
Tears and smiles at the thought Of all the things to me you’ve brought Of how my life is forever changed A miracle for one who affections were estranged When life and love had fled the heart And nothing good could ever start And hope had gone all was doom You walked in to my souls room Feeling grew as you touch me down deep Making me yours forever to keep And filling my head with visions of you Till no one else could ever do Held in the embrace of your soul Till only you could make me whole Desire no angel to grace my life Seeking a human to share the strife One who knows how past hurts scar One perfect vision that you are And now you’re my deepest thought For love to me is what you’ve brought By R. Thomas Dinsmore

How Is It....
...That a pulse exists in a bloodless heart, ...That silence is louder than a horde of screaming banshee at Samhain's, ...That a word, just one, can determine hatred or love, life or death, wealth or poverty. ...That selfiness precedes like or love ...That trying really isn't worth it, just do it, and let it all go.

Life And Love
As i set out I know not of the past, but of where i must be... Immortality of my love you consume me! Lead me... take me by the hand I know not of the past, but of where i must be..... Immortality of my love you consume me!

Just Another Never Posted
Life rhythms Seeking the calm inside the storm I sometimes step outside the norm And seek the voice of one in touch Who speaks of the divine and such Who places a perspective new Upon all the things I’m going through Who see with eyes different than mine Who brings my thinking into line With the order of life as it will unfold So I may accept this gift good as gold And make this moment the best it can be And follow the rhythm like tides of the sea And see the wonder of natures sweet plan To know life goes on within and without this man By R. Thomas Dinsmore

I Know How It Feels
I Know How It Feels I know how it feels To feel your pain Everything lost Nothing to gain Everyone shutting you down Taking away your dreams Trust me is not as bad as it seems I know how it feels To feel your pain Everyone telling you what you should do Never right always wrong In everything that you do Always being blamed Always feeling ashamed I know how it feels To feel your pain Alone in this world Ruthless and cold Closing your eyes Hoping they will stay closed Never wanting to wake I know how it feels To feel your pain Always being pushed down No one seems happy In the things that you do Always sad and in pain Just wanting to leave Wanting to end this game I know how it feels To feel your pain Cause I also feel the same

Tattoo
So I don't have a tattoo, but have been kinda wanting one for a while now. I think I've decided on getting the Breaking Benjamin logo tattooed in the middle of my upper back. Nothing huge, probably the size of a CD or smaller. This is what their logo looks like for those that don't know them It's just 4 B's intertwined, so I think it looks cool and will stand on it's own even if/when the band is no longer around. Oh and likely just in black as I'm not a huge fan of tattoos in color. Your thoughts?

Love
YOU THINK YOU FOUND THE RIGHT GUY AND THE POOF,HE PLAY'S WITH YOUR MIND BUT BLAMES IT ON YOU.SOMETIME'S I DON'T GET GUY'S THEY SAY THING'S THEY DONT MEAN WHY?DO THEY GET OFF ON HURTING WOMEN? I KNOW NOT ALL MEN ARE LIER'S,PLAYER'S,AND HEARTBRAKER'S.I REALLLLYYYYYY TRULEY CARED FOR SOMEONE AND THEY BREAK MY HEART WORSE THEN I THINK ANYONE HAS BUT AGAIN IT'S MY FAULT.I WOULD GIVE UP LOVE AFTER HIM BUT I'AM NOT I KNOW THERE IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE WITH A REAL HEART THAT KNOW'S HOW TO TREAT A LADY AND DOES'NT PLAY HEAD GAMES.IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME FOR ME TO OPEN MY HEART AGAIN BUT I'LL DO IT SOMEDAY.BUT FOR NOW I'AM JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN AND MEET NEW FRIEND'S AND HAVE A GOOD TIME..THANKS FOR LETTING ME BITCH AGAIN CHERRY LOL I PROMISE I WILL STOP.

My App
1. name? John 2. age? 21 3. height and weight? around 5'9" & 130 4. where do u live? Hickinsville, Mizzouri 5. do u think i'm hot? YES! 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? depends.. but either 7. what do u like to do on a date? be with u 8. if i maude a move on u, what would u do? follow along 9. would u hold my hand? ya 10. would u kiss me? ya 11. tongue or no tongue? depends on how i feel 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? ya 13. would u want to have sex with me? hmm... in realality it wouldnt happen, but u know.. guys r guys, so ya 14. do u want to now? kinda 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? lets say 7 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? i dunno 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? like a 8 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. -- O shit.. I dunno, there r too many things I could ask you. 19. would u seriously be

Hmmm. Icebreakers.
so, as i sit here, eating ice breakers. the tangerine fills my mouth with madness. im thinking. "wow. i didnt do all crazy homework we had today...damn" all well. i spent the day with josie. so, i went into the bathroom stall in walnut ridge's very small wal-mart. i was just tryin to be nice. i mean, come on! the first stall was locked and no one was in it. this chick was standing there. i was like 'yeah. i dunno why its locked" ....pause.... "yeah so you want in there?" ....pause.... "ok. i will" *crawling underneath the stall door* yeah. i did that. even though my pants were dirty afterwards. damn ppl. who's nice these days? i dunno. lol

What We Hate
OK I have had a very bad day. After driving 2 hours to get home from spending the weekend watching my mother in law get closer and closer to death I find out that my step son has taken yet something that belongs to me and sold it for drugs. He is 21 and I took him in when his own mother wouldnt have anything to do with him. I knew when he came he was doing drugs. But I gave him a chance. What did he do. He took and took. First it was little things like change he found laying around my bedroom and going through my drawers to find something that would get him high. When I found out he was doing that, I put a lock on the door to my bed room. Then I noticed that my extended DVD collection was dwindling down. I know I had over 200 and now im lucky to find 100. Then come the holidays when i needed my digital camera it was gone. Along with the printer. He took 2 Xboxes and sold them saying that the kids down the street took them Then the big one. He ask my youngest son to let him "borrow" hi

"the Yellow Rose"
this describes her so well.(and,yes i wrote it) "THE YELLOW ROSE" AN ORCHID IS A FLOWER,THAT BLOOMS BY MOONLIGHT; IT'S A MESMERIZING WONDER,LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. THE PICTURE THAT YOU SEE,AS YOU STAND AT A MIRROR; PALES BY COMPARISON,IT'S INNER BEAUTY I HOLD DEAR. LOVE CAN BE MAGICAL,THE MISSING LINK IN A CHAIN; YOU RISK IT ALL BY OPENING YOUR HEART,WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN. LIKE DEW FORMING ON A PETAL,AS THE SUN BEGINS TO RISE; YOU BURN A HOLE IN MY SOUL,BY THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES. BLOOD SEEPS FROM A ROSE,AN AROMA YOU CAN SEE; THE PROTECTOR OF THE FLOWER,HAS BEEN GIVEN TO A BEE. THE REFLECTION OF A STAR,LEAVES CATCHING THE RAY; BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TO HELP YOU,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. THE PAINFUL MEMORIES FADING,AS YOU LISTEN TO THE RAIN; WORDS OF COMFORT SOOTHING,REMOVING ALL THE PAIN. THROES OF PASSION GENTLE,SENSATION AT IT'S HEIGHT; A WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,"YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT."

Trust
THE MIND OF TRUST Fear a false evidence appearing real killing the love and the trust that we feel Loss of intimacy is replaced with anxiety unknown liaison found common in society Wandering eyes that seek out new a play mate expecting you home yet you come back late Plans the were made and now are in tatters pain at the thoughtless act, anger because it matters That one who professes love does things that create doubt is a sign of one self seeking without thinking things out As to who will pay the price for the things that matter least placing any ahead of love will give rise to the green eyed beast A monster with a will to destroy trust first of all it does this by using our pride to lead us to the fall It tells us that the one we love is untrue it shows us all of the signs of a love new It leads us to wonder where our love has been it creates images in our minds of the greatest sin Betrayal of all we held dear, now in disgust leaving us empty,

How To Stay Married
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared > everything. > > They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other > > except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet > that > she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. > > For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day > the > little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. > In > trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe > box > and took it to his wife's bedside. > > She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. > When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money > totaling $95,000. > > He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, > "my > grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She > > told me that if I

What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1974 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford becomes president of the US Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run to beat Babe Ruth's record Impeachment hearings are opened against President Nixon by the House Judiciary Committee President Nixon resigns President Gerald Ford issues an unconditional pardon to ex-President Nixon for all federal crimes Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the eighth round to regain the heavyweight crown in Zaire Heiress Patty Hearst is kidnapped by and eventually joins the Symbionese Liberation Army Dungeons & Dragons officially released People magazine is published for the first time Kate Moss, Alyson Hannigan, Penelope Cruz, Alanis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Seacrest are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VIII Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Blazing Saddles is the top grossing film All the President's Men by Bernstein and Woodward is published

"whispers In The Dark"
(THIS IS FOR MY SPECIAL SOMEONE) "whispers in the dark" When you whisper my name you release me; when you close your eyes can you see me? when i whisper your name do you hear me? when i embrace you at night can you feel me? when you see me smile will you kiss me? if you see me lonely will you hold me? if i gave you my heart will you take it? there are many in life that might break it. written words may not always feel the same but.... if you listen closely...... you will hear me calling your name.... because i am always speaking from the heart.. when i am.. whispering.... to... you... in the dark...

I Wrote This For A Christmas .. A While Back Lol
Gods Love God so loved the world he sent his only beloved son It began on a night long ago and through him it was done That the souls of men might find the way to gods love He sent forth his herald to us from heaven above Through the child we were given life forever with our lord He did not see it as some thing he could not afford The mother that bore the child that would one day die for our sin She took on the pains of mother hood and to god did give in The man who stood beside her and took care of them all the same He was a father to the child and for god he gave the child a name A name that last beyond all time and he lives on today Our blessed savior Jesus Christ who showed us all the way Let no one be called worthy who does not to gods will submit For all god ask of us is to believe and trust him through all of it To live as his only son lived and showed us all the way To be one in the spirit and love all every day How many of us would give up sel

Masculinity
You Are 37% Feminine, 63% Masculine You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Without Words (my Somewhat Winning Entry)
I looked acrossed the room I knew with just a glance her feelings for me were true and I was thrown into a trance. Her eyes told me all I needed to hear not a word needed to be said for I knew before the night was over I would end up in her bed. My heart began pounding trying to leap out of my chest seeing behind her smile the tonight there'd be no rest. I casually walk over and take her by the hand and lead her to her room with lust in command. Not a word was spoken as i slipped off her lacy dress with soft kisses on her shoulders as her soft skin I caress. Our passions growing stronger emotions in a rage savagely taking each other like the rustling of a page. Still not a word spoken and wanting written on her face her eyes burning a hole through me as we reach that blissful place.

~~health Care Today--ya Gotta Be Shittin' Me~~
So sad but so true! Healthcare Today Two patients limp into two different American medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, has a time booked for surgery the next day and, within two days, is home recuperating. The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? . . . The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen

Trip Home
Well, my trip home is all done. Back in westminster safe which is a good thing. The time I spent home was priceless. My friends were so excited to see and hang out. Dee started to cry and it made me happy to know that I truely have the best friends in the world. I can't wait until I get to go home for the next visit.

Your Beast
There’s not much you can do or say to change me Every time I try it just drives me crazy And further into the clutches of a deranged debase beast Try to snuff him out and he just comes back blazing And raging Grazing on how much you hate him Fuck water to wine, or bread from the sky Turn blood and cum into kerosene When it ignites it’s so amazing Pry your eyes off the exit, there’s no escaping I transcend your top speed with the flick of a razor Slashing at your various levels of soft, stupid plastic I hug like an iron maiden, it’s necro-tastic Executioner, mortician, grave digger, AND the raider of caskets Wake up the dead with a bitch-slap for the masses Fuck you back to life in a blur of static Stay below the radar but above the traffic Shine your glass bubble until it’s crystal clear I’ll smash through your façade with some all American steel You would never guess how rough my hands are Compared to how soft I can make it feel With a scarred and calloused hand I

Well I Have To Remember....
I HAVE TO REMEMBER TO THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR COMMENTS ON MY PICS...I LOVE YOU ALL AND I FORGET TO SOME TIMES SO IF I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU ALL ........I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...LOL...MUCH CHERRY TO MY CHERRY FAMILY....TammyCourtesy of MsTags.com

~more Men Should Be Like This~~
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol, so he had more than usual. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get gr

Cigarette, The Sweaty Hair
Everyone has a path, so it seems, some choose a map and don't stray, some can't find the map, some can't read the map, for those who don't know their own path, what happens? I was asked to do something that is so wrong by someone who will say anything. I hate him for that, i think hate is a wasted emotion but this time it feel right. I never hate forever, i only hate out of anger, how dare he, the words, love, care, compassion, he know what they are, just can't apply them to life. It all about me fits... x has signed out. (1/8/2007 7:11 PM)the Current mood: x: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard to think like that, mind over matter. Its amazing how one second can mean a year can mean nothing. Gompers pk... nothing..

Pretty Cool Just A Quiz
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

Iffff
If we had sex : 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you date me? 21. Would you do it today? 22. Would you do it tomorrow?

My World My Way
my box I am in a box, that is where you put me. Away no reminders no intrusions, things are in the way no need for distractions, no room for me. i have a bigger box but im still in the way, i feel in the way, its my box, i feel nothing, its never the box you belong in, its never the box that fits, its just that, a box. Someone elses box. I will leave both boxes and find my own, one that wants me, fits me, that does not get in the way, one that is not in the way.

Thoughts Of My Mother.
My mother went through years of rebelous kids, as do all mothers at some point or another. She tried to teach me right from wrong, but as a teenager I did not listen right then and there. I did however grow up to learn that my mother was so right more times than not. I have become a mother myself and made my own mistakes. My mother suffered a great deal before we had to let her go, so this was what we had to finally come to understand that we had to let her go. This is what we chose to show how we made the decision and how much it truely hurts when you lose your mother.... ~THE BEST~ GOD SAW YOU GETTING TIRED AND A CURE WAS NOT TO BE, SO HE PUT HIS ARMS AROUND YOU AND WHISPERED,"COME TO ME" WITH TEARFUL EYES WE WATCHED YOU, AND SAW YOU PASS AWAY. ALTHOUGH WE LOVED YOU DEARLY, WE COULD NOT MAKE YOU STAY. A GOLDEN HEART STOPPED BEATING, HARD WORKING HANDS AT REST. GOD BROKE OUR HEARTS TO PROVE TO US, HE ONLY TAKES THE BEST!

Sexy Man Chest Contest Updates
~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~ 1st Place is...... with 50 comments 2nd Place is...... with 3 comments 3rd Place is...... with 9 comments 4th Place is...... with 2 comments 5th Place is...... with 16 comments Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

Fairy Tales
Writing and Poetry Im still waiting for prince charming, well not really but what ever happened to him? Or the princess the white knight the 7 dwarfs and snowwhite? It would seem like our childhood heros do not exist anymore, who is suppose to teach us to be kind and help others just because they need us, who will kiss us and bring us back to life, who will watch over us when we sleep, who will climb the tower and and save us from the evil ?????. This seems like only a child should care but if that little girl or boy never reads the story they grow up not knowing the joy of what it means to freely love and be kind to strangers and fall in love with the sleeping girl that may come to life when you kiss her because she can feel the love. Who will be the one to protect us from the poison apple so we don't take a bite, because lets face it prince charming got erased from history all thats left is selfishness, hurt and unkindness and don't forget the evil stepmom and the wolf that ate

Hmm
Im hungry :( Who wants to cook for me since anthonys being a poopy head and wont :'( ♥ haha I still love him though. But seriously since im really not on here much if you want to add me on myspace its www.myspace.com/ard317 ♥ RATE THIS BLOG AND ILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRR

Strange Talents ???
Make your own Myspace Crazy Text at CommentYou.com Stange Talents .. We've all got something we can do .. something we've learned that not many others can do .. or perhaps nobody else we've met can do .. I myself have a stupid talent .. Serves no purpose but Ive found that not many people can do it ... Point Both Pointy fingers straight at each other . and Make one go forward and one go backward in a circle . yes at the same time .....Had to Update this cuz someone thought I meant Making the Shape of a Heart like making your fingers go to the side thats not the case . I mean one going To you and one going Away .. in a Circle . .this should clear that up for you Nameless person lol Woohoo what a stupid and useless talent .but not many people can do it .. So whats Your Strange talent ??

One For Faith
God Can , Let Him Listen and you shall hear the screams those who live with shattered dreams Those who's hopes have fallen to dust Paying the price of misplaced trust Those who loved most unwise cut down and abused before all eyes Those who built with all their heart living the pain when all fell apart Those who held others in high regard now recoil from the feelings way too hard Life is pain a true but hard fact nothing left but to analyze and act To find a way to live on and become whole searching the past and repair the hole This mortal flaw that lead to the fall time to turn and deal with it all No more blame for this folly in life let go of the words husband and wife Never a union that was blessed took place For we can't save our ass and save our face Humility becomes the result and frees the mind giving in to gods will, far better we will find For though we can't see it at the time in the end all broken hearts will god help us mend

Happiness And Light
I'm just saying......I had a friend tell me this. I love ya man!!!! But, you cannot make me believe that shit!!! I would REALLY like the whole happiness and bullshit thing.....First off...I do not deal well with bullshit!!! And, because I don't deal well with bullshit, that is exactly what I'm going to have to learn how to deal with once again!!! Yes.....I took another job at a bar. Something I did not want to do at all. But, when no one is calling you to work.....you have to do something. So, I start in a few hours. You see....I finally realized, that no matter what any person tells you, you just cannot trust them! You want too...but, eventually you just can't do it anymore! Such as life!!!!

Welcome To Mystical Enchantment's
Welcome to Mystical Enchantments, I live in a Mystical Enchanting world, where only Peace and Love Reign. I would like to say thank you for visiting my CherryTAP Page and I'd like to thank you for taking the time out to read what I have to say, that is very kind of you, and a little bit nosey. I haven't decided what exactly to do with this blog yet, but hopefully it will come to good service and be a great addition to your friends list. A little about me: I am a writer, I use creative words and emotional poetry to express the way I feel, I love natural art work and nature's beauty, I enjoy many forms of music as I am very musical, I play several instruments and enjoy most creations of music old and new a like. I love poetry both writing and reading. I am a single mother of a very lovely teenage daughter, who holds the light to my world and the rhythem to my life. I am very emotional about my family. I live somewhere in Kentucky, I was born here, Raised in Pennsylvani

Sick And Tired
As I sit and think about the things in my life, I wonder how the hell I got here. I am proud of what I am doing with my life right now, however I am sick and tired of the pitty parties. I have been hurt, walk all over, yelled at and God knows that I have been shit on more times then I can to count. I, however try not to let it run my life and God knows that I try not to feel sorry for myself. But there are so many people out there that think they need to feel sorry for themselves and try to make others feel sorry for them as well. I have come to find that some just need to sit back and take a good look at the life they have and what they have to offer to others in their life. I wear my heart on my sleeve and that is a down fall for me cause that is how I get hurt the most. I care a great deal for my friends and my family and God knows that I love everyone in my life, but I have come to a place in my life where I just want to shut down, walk away and never look back. So many times

The Offer That I Should Or Should Not Refuse
for alot of you that dont know and for some of you that do know i am an ex bassis/back ground volcals for a big hit local band called "let it bleed" i got kicked it out of the band cause of members getting jealous for all the attention i was getting and not them (not my fault i am a cool sexy bitch)... then when i got the offer to be in a music video called "let the fire fall" in new york for the band called virginia creeper... and thats when i started losing alot of friends cause of that offer well the point of this blog is that earlyer this morning i got a call from ret arc the singer for "let it bleed" asking me to come back and join the band again i basically told him to go fuck himself and then he told me to think about it and to call him when i made my decision now i am confused on what i should do... cause i got kicked out for the attention i was getting which i still get alot to this day... i am just concerned if they are going to pull the same shit again so sho

Wicca
Wicca is not a cult. A cult presupposes blind faith in a central figure whose every word is regarded as ultimate truth, and the utter conviction that no other way or philosophy will lead to this truth. You would be very hard pressed to find a Wiccan anywhere who would blindly follow anyone else. Wiccans are historically very independent people who seek truth from within through rituals, meditation, magic, study and communion with nature. Wiccans respect the right of everyone to worship in their own way. We do not feel that Wicca is the only way -- only that it is our way. Wicca is not synonymous with Satan worship. The very concept of a supreme evil spirit is alien to Wicca. In fact, most Wiccans do not even believe in Satan. The devil is a Judeo-Christian construct and as such, it has nothing to do with Wicca. The notion that witches worship Satan was propounded by the Roman Catholic Church as it made its way across Europe, in an effort to suppress the native earth-based religions pre

Al-zawahiri Dares Bush To 'send Entire Army'
Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, taunted President Bush in a new video that surfaced Monday on the Web, ridiculing his new Iraq policy and daring the U.S. to "send the entire American Army" to Iraq. “Why send 20,000 only, why not send 50 or 100 thousand?" al-Zawahiri asks in a video intercepted by SITE Institute. "Aren't you aware that the dogs of Iraq are pining for your troops' dead bodies?” According to SITE Institute, the 14-minute speech titled “The Correct Equation” was produced by the Al Qaeda's media arm as-Sahab, and was set to be posted on the Web. In the message, which includes English subtitles, al-Zawahiri calls on President Bush to send the entire American Army to Iraq, saying the Mujahadeen (warriors engaged in jihad) are capable of destroying the equivalent of 10 armies.

Men And Boobs????????
I've always wondered about the attraction men have for women's breasts. What is the big deal, it's just a couple lumps of flesh, of course nowadays it's silicone or saltwater lol. I've discussed this with a few people and have never gotten a satisfactory answer. This seems like a good place to hear what all of you think. I admit I'm as guilty as the next guy, so hit me up with your thoughts, looking forward to it!!!!!!!!! Ok I was serious about this, doesn't anyone have anything remotely intelligent to say?????????

This Is True And Its Bs That It Is
Im not racist, but this is vair true You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the

What To Do!
My boyriend claims that he doesn't have a lot of time for me anymore since hes workong a lot more then he used to. He actually asked me if we should break up,and I of course said no. I mean,we don't even talk to him much anymore. So, should I break up for now or forever with him until he does have more time for me? Or should I just wait?

Pain
The pain i feel is stabbing in my heart The pain i feel its just a start Somethings draggin me down deep into nothingness A war is waging inside my head and my heart Riping me into peices tearing me apart I try so hard but nothing seems to help How do you stop the pain the heartach the hurt How do you make it all just go away Digging deep within my soul i try to find the answers to what i did to deserve this pain What did i do wrong? I ask myself did i not love her enough did i not be there enough Great Goddess above please guide my broken heart and show me the way! As i will it So mote it be!

Goddammit
SO I FUCKED UP,DID SOMTHING I SHOULDNT HAVE I ADMIT IT,BUT TO RUB IT IN MY FUCKING FACE AND SEEK REVENGE,FUCK THAT SHIT!SOMETIMES I FUCKING SO HATE PEOPLE,THE CHILDISH BULLSHIT,HIGH SCHOOL GAMES!ITS NOT HARD TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG,BUT WTF LET IT THE FUCK GO!

New Job & Other Stuff
Well I started my new job last Thursday I am so happy about it !!! It is a company I worked before before , and I am glad to be back with them.. There is a lot to be said for smaller family owned companies... These people treat me great, It a lumber & hardware buisness.. My life was so gooofed up about 3 years ago, I was in a bad way & then some... It feels great to be happy again..

Wont Let You Down
Everybody says that when it comes to friends The truest kind are counted on one hand But take a look around before you hit the ground The only one you'll see will be this man I'll catch you when you fall, cause im the one who loves you. You'll never wonder if i care, I'll always be there standing, never losin' ground, Im you bestfriend now....I won't let you down. Yes, I've been a fool, but i've learned what not to do. Don't take for granted those who keep their faith in you And if you lose your way on some rainy day Just look above and i will be the sunshine breakin through I'll catch you when you fall, cause im the one who loves you. You'll never wonder if i care, I'll always be there standing, never losin' ground, Im you bestfriend now....I won't let you down. And every stop along the highway of your life I'll be the man standin' beside you, believe me that i will Dont forget you came and you saved me, you saved my life. I'll catch you when you fall, cause

California Dreamin'
When I met her… I was trapped somewhere between hell and insanity And she… was married. Although she said; “Not happily” I was reluctant to correspond at first But damn! There was something about this sweet lady’s verse. She was from L.A. And me… The DNA-LEVEL-C Her vibe was angelic, Like that of the city from which she came But, she was strong willed And even insisted on calling me by my birth name What began as a conversation About the inhumanity of our situation Evolved quickly like caterpillar to butterflies To include stories of each others lives And I was drawn to her like moth to flame Like players to game But like the cookie jar an the top shelf She… was out of my reach And I began to want her desperately Like a mute desires speech I was dreamin’… California dreamin’ Dreamin’ of ways to become part of her life Despite the fact that she was another’s wife So I whispered memories of my past to her Hoping that she would include me in her future

We've Always Been
I am yours I think I always have been You are mine I think you always have been We just never knew it No matter how my day has been No matter how bad I feel No matter how much the world gets me down When I see you it all goes away Everything just disappears It's just you and I You complete my little world Like no one else ever has Just remember that when the world piles up And your day is crap That I am yours And everything will dissappear When you see me I love you with all of my being No matter what I am here for you And you are here for me Baby we can get through anything As long as we have each other...

Soul Of Lies
THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE THAT EATS AT ME THE LIES IVE TOLD TO YOU CANT BE ERASED THEY FILL MY BLACK HEART WITH ANGUISH ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE I LOOK MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND DONT SEE A MAN I SEE A SOUL THAT HAS LOST ITS PLACE ONE THAT HAS WRONGED MORE THAN ONCE THAT IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT BITTER HATE WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME FOR EVER I FEEL THE PAIN IVE CAUSED CLOUD MY MIND THEN I SAY I WANT TO BE WITH YOU TOO THE FEAR OF TELLING YOU THE TRUITH MAKES ME BLIND I WILL NEVER FEEL COMPLETE AGAIN WITHOUT YOU THAT I AM AFRAID TO HAVE NO ONE AND I WONT EVER FORGIVE MYSELF UNTILL YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE....

Self Promotion
hey you when I stalk you it is all out of amusing myself,it is harmless and I am harmless,so never ever think I am a freak, no I take that back I am a bit freaky I am not a dirty old man, oh shit yes I am.Maybe I should stop here.

Everything
Hey Everyone!! Just a few lines to say what a great time I am having on CT.You guys are so awesome. I love all the comments, messages and gifts. I can be having a crappy day at work and log on to CT and I always end up leaving with a smile. So how is everyone’s New Year going so far? Mine is pretty good except for the fact that all my freedom is fixing to end. I am the head accountant for a CPA Firm. From January – April, I have no life whatsoever. Thank you America the beautiful for your lovely taxation. I would not be offended one bit if the Government changed to the flat tax. It would make my life easier and everyone would be treated fairly, and trust me, I have been doing this for 12 years and everyone is not treated fairly. Our tax laws stink, and our medical system is disgraceful. I have been overseas and needed medical attention and received treatment with no trouble. THE GIRLS Some of you have questioned the girl’s “authenticity”. Let me give you some background a

I-95 Blues
While I was traveling across I-95 between NC and SC, I had another experience of Mean People Suck. I was doing a little more than the posted speed limit, when I came up behind a car doing considerably less than the posted speed limit. When I passed him he got up behind me and stayed right on my back bumper with his high beams on. he followed me into SC and then proceeded to give me the one fingered salute as I was getting off my Exit. I should say that it was at night and the highway had virtually no traffic. I also gave him plenty of room, so I could not have cut him off in anyway. All of this got me thinking. Have we as a population gotten so wrapped up in ourselves that we do not realize there are other people around? I am used to seeing this kind of action in Metro areas, but I must admit experiencing it on a Interstate in the middle of nowhere, did suprise me. Another thought....to bad there was not a place to post the Plate numbers of these rude people. Like the

Passed Away
Hey You Guys My Friends And Family Here Online you need to know that i love you all i know it may not show at times then at other times you can't help but see it ( I Need You All Right Now } My Mom Passed Away This Morning 1/22/07 Iam Hanging In There Becuz I Know It's What She Wanted Know That She Went In Peace She Was Sleeping i know you have many questions feel free to ask it's ok cuz i know she's in a better place now i will always miss her and love her and she will always be with me in my heart Thanxs ya'll Love you Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today i just spoke to my mom friday and she said babiegirl it's 2007 and we need to see more of each other and i said yes mom i will be there next weekend had i known that she was going i would of been there saturday bright and early

Crazy Bitches
let me tell you about this crazy bitch i know. it happens to be my ex-girlfriend. this bitch knows i still have feelings for her and she lives with me.this bitch brings some guy she just meet to my house without aksing and thought it was ok. once again is this bitch crazy or what???? i hate stupid people this bitch is the apidamy of stupid. if you look up stupid in the dictionary you'll find a pic of her.you just don't do shit like that if you know the other person still has feelings for you. i know i should get over it but its harder then you think. i truely love this girl with all my heart,i would marry this this girl tomorrow if if i could.

Whoot Half Snowday!
"...as the tragedy escapes us, pullin thru the star-like razorsbut the blood from your hand is a memory..." ~Falling From Dying Hands "Stars Would Fall"~ today we had a 2 hour delay (whoot!). i got up around 7:30 and walked downstairs to ask if we had anything. mom told me that i had a two hour delay, maria didnt (that's what she gets for switchin to public school!) so go back to bed. i slept until like 9:08 when my mom called me to get going. thing is, middle school and high school start at different times but end at the same time. middle schoolers start at 8, high school starts at 8:50 so naturally a 2 hour delay would mean i had to be at school by 10:50. mom said i was wrong and i got to school and sat in the hallway for 50 minutes. but then again, i got to talk wit stefan so it was cool lol. we had 30 minutes classes and lunch after 2nd period. lunch was followed by 4 classes (no break). normally we have a break between periods 2 and 3 and then lunch after 4th. o we

Fake Ass Ppl....
ARE YOU FOR REAL? I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND MAYBE MEET SOMEONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE AND SEE WHERE IT LEADS. I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT HOW MANY OF THE PPL READING THIS ARE FOR REAL. I'VE RAN INTO SOME REAL PHONEY PPL AND SOME NICE ONES AS WELL, BUT SERIOUSLY MEETING SOMEONE REAL ENOUGH TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ALL SEEMS LIKE AN IMPOSSABILITY. wHERE ARE ALL THE R E A L LADIES THAT MIGHT WANT A DECENT GUY..........TXJRF

Carrot, Egg, Or Coffee...
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. T

Redneck To A (tea)
Red neck pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can ' t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I ' d like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I ' d store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty ' s only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I ' m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can ' t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wren

Read This!!
How Many Points Do You Get For Doing Specific Things on here? Im Gonna Make A List Of It.. All I Know So Far Is... Rating Pics - 1 Point Sending Picture Comments - 2 Points Inviting Someone (*Them Joining*) - 500 Points

Words Of Wisdom
1. The best way to get even is to forget... 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death... 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight... 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth... 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!... 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways... 9. Words are windows to the heart; eyes are windows to the soul... 10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery... 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt.... 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person... 13. The mighty oak tree wa

Interesting......
I didn't know! How could we? Did you know that 47 countries' have reestablished Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq? Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that Iraq's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft (under Iraqi operational control) which operate day and night, and

Balls
*I was at the golf store > > Comparing different kinds > > of golf balls. > > I was unhappy with the women's type > > I had been using. After browsing for > > several minutes, I was approached > > by one of the good- looking gentlemen > > who works at the store. He asked if > > he could help me. > > Without thinking, I looked at him > > and said, > > "I think I like playing with men's balls

Why Oh Why Does God Allow Stupid People To Exist??...
Well, this section of my blog is dedicated to a singular person at this time that is a complete and TOTAL assmonkey.... It takes alot to get under my skin but somehow this person has worked my last nerve and Ive had enough and need to blow this person wide open.... Ah but inquiring minds want to know who this person is dont you?....Patience my friends, all in good time...I will reveal who the thorn in my side and others side is in a moment....First some background info on the said individual... Now this person was once in the merry little group I belong to....Turns out they were a backstabbing little douche bag....They viciously attacked the leader of the groups gf and wouldnt let up...They took too far and now the the girl is leaving the site because of the stress and problems this asshole caused...She has lost friends and feels unwanted.. Also this person drug me into things WITHOUT telling me or asking me and little Ali doesnt play that crap....That was a HUGE mistake...

Poke..lol
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. 6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

Life Number
Your Life Path Number is 11 Your purpose in life is to inspire others Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return. You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying. You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet. In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level. You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself. You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them. You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?

I Need Comments....2500 Comments Please Help
Just click on the pic below and it will link you to the page to comment, and comment bomb all you want, it will be greatly appreciated. Thanx in advance...Muahzzzzzzzzzzz

Hard Times
Hi all i just wanted to let everyone know that i have come into some hard time right now and i will no longer be able to DJ, however i will still be on CT and in Club Deja Vu just not as much as i have been.

The Competiton
Me And My Girl Rosie Are Having A Contest To See Who Will Have The Most Points By February 21st...Shes Kickin My Ass At The Moment By About 3,000 points... Anyone Care To Help Me, Give Me Points And Stuff By Rating Me And My Photo's, Get Peeps To Add Me haha

Started New Job Today... Also Need Your Support In Lovely Lips Contest Still!!
SORRY IF IM NOT ON A LOT THIS WEEK EVERYONE..STARTED MY NEW JOB TODAY..I LOVE IT JUST GOT TO GET USE TO WAKIN UP AT 5:30 AM FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS LOL!! PRETTY TIRED TONIGHT!! THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IN THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST SO FAR.. IT IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!! PLEASE CONTINUE TO COMMENT BOMB TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT AND CONTINUE TO RATE ME A 10 IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY AND SEND YOUR FRIENDS MY WAY AS WELL!! I GOT A PRETTY GOOD LEAD SO FAR BUT WHO KNOWS HOW QUICKLY THAT CAN CHANGE ;-)!! ONCE AGAIN THERE WILL BE THE MAIN WINNER PICKED BY THE JUDGES.. THEN A WINNER WITH THE HIGHEST RATING AND THEN A WINNER FOR MOST COMMENTS... WOULD LOVE TO WIN ALL 3 BUT EVEN IF I WIN 1 I WILL BE HAPPY.. SO WITH ALL THIS BEING SAID HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN TO THE CONTEST PAGE ;-)!! LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS AGAIN THANKS AGAIN HOOVERGIRL

Sweet Friends
Friends is someone that u can count on. Friends is someone u love. Friends is someone u think of. Friends is someone that cares. Friends is someone who holds u . Friends is someone that prayes for u . Friends is someone that loves u . Friends is someone helps u Friend is someone that needs u Friend is someone that makes u laugh Friend is someone that knows u better then any one Friend is someone that loves u till the end. www.hostdrjack.com www.hostdrjack.com

Ugh Lame
i have a headache :( and every single sound right now is amplified by 100 right now light hurts my eyes, guh, i really hope i'm not getting a migraine :( because that would suck. i think imma lay down though with a cold cloth over my eyes ~_~ it always helps...

What Does Ur Name Say???? Repost
Adriana A: one of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for. B: Is wild and crazy. C: Licks People. D: is a damn good kisser E: has one of the best personalities ever F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks good I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: a big tease L: LOVED BY EVERYONE M: Makes dating fun N:Dead Sexy O: Best Kisser P: never ready Q: A hypocrite. R:Sexy as hell S: Easy to fall in love with T: crazy/hyper U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y:likes to flirt. Z:always ready. Repost: Does ur name fit u? (repost of original by 'cherry' on '2007-01-22 07:40:40') (repost of original by 'Onyx Dragon of Xxxtasy ~ KING OF THE DRAGONS ~' on '2007-01-22 07:56:11') (repost of original by 'KIM' on '2007-01-22 08:55:04') (repost of original by 'verticalmind' on '2007-01-22 08:58:00')

Could You Please Show Some Love
i have done this for many people tonight could someone do this for me....he's a great guy and always returns the love... hard4u(ADD ME,RATE ME, FAN ME AND I WILL DO THE SAME)@ CherryTAP

Naughty Survey
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Never done either 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having

Hatred
HATRED I hate you I learned to despise you all of you from the sound of your voice to darkness of your eyes Every ounce of my being Hates you You make me ill I can't stand you The devil is attractive compared to you I want nothing more than to never see you or hear you ever but that is not possible for we are tied by ropes of hell forever no flame too hot no knife too sharp will ever release the hold upon me bound by eternal hatred Exploding emotions a wrath of pain corrupts my mind leaving me angry I am pissed my blues eyes have turned to black for how much I loathe you bathe in boiling water singe the flesh from your bones cook the evil from within for I hate you I really freaking' hate you for when you die I will live! Written by: Melody 1-22-07

My Perfect Car
If I had a perfect car it would be a 1969 Ford Mustang Boss....tricked out of course but all black and chrome and hell bent for leather! And this would be the song playing full volume on the stero as I blurred by you! Her name would be Black Sunshine! "Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire. The wheels of his mustang exploding on the higway like a slug from a .45...True Death! 400 Horsepower of Maximum Performance piercing the night....this is Black Sunshine!" ~ White Zombie

Opposite Sex Survey
Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)--Your Favorite--Hair Color::any.. I like em bald & beautiful, dark & mysterious, blonde & horny Eye Color::blue preferably (Their)Music Genre Preference::jam band Height(estimate)::5'9 or taller Age::35 or older Personality Type::any --This or That--Older or Younger::older Romantic or Horndog::horndog mostly but romantic at times.. Smart or Stupid::smart Fat or Skinny::either Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular::either Punk or Preppy::punk The Big Picture or the Little Things::both Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present::niether I dont need candy & flowers die... give me a bit of you! Mixtape or Burned CD::burned Love or Lust::lust to start Emotional or Just Not::just not Sincere or Jokester::bit of both Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet::hott & sweet come on now Sexy or Just Cute::either sometimes just cute is damn sexy Arse or Abs::ass Hair or Hands::hands... hands.. hands Dimples or Eyes::eyes Biceps or Calves/Thighs::calves thighs Teeth or

Mall Stickiness
So I'm sitting at the mall minding my own business when this security guard comes up to me and starts giving me grief with the "you can't be naked here" and "why are you naked?" and "GOOD GOD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE CRAZY NAKED MAN!" Damn the Man.

Havin Fun Here..:)
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly wit

Just Thinking
As I was going to work today I couldnt help but think. You see going to and from work I have alot of time to myself to think. Why is it that when we are alone by ourselves are thoughts seem to come out more clearly? Everyday I think of the same thing going to work and then from work, but then there are those times where other thoughts come in. Some good and some bad. I cant help but think that I get paranoid when I have this alone time to think. Dont we all get like this sometimes. Who can honestly say that when they were alone with their thoughts that they didnt get some paranoia, depression or other down bringing thoughts. Lately I have been doing alot of thinking, maybe even some questioning about alot of things. My only hope is not to fall off the wagon. I know I have gone here before but the last several months only keep me to this, What is going to happen as time goes on. For those that dont know me and for those that do, the one fact that I have to face in my life is his

If My Life Were A Movie
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Yeah
Im in a BAD FUCKIN MOOD.. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK That Is All. =)

To: The Marquette Mi. Gaming Community
To: The Marquette Mi. Gaming Community OK I HAVE HAD IT!!!!! I am sick and tired of the Marquette Mi. Gaming community and how narrow of a focus the members of that community have developed. Everyone knows, or should know by now, that I am not a gamer and that I do not play any of the White Wolf games nor do I have any but a passing rare interest in playing D&D. Even though I am not a gamer and have absolutely no real interest in gaming I am in a position where I probably know more about all of the sub plots and even some of the major plots in the games that are running then the storytellers even do. I cannot go more then 72 hours without hearing at length from multiple people what is going on in the games... most notably Vampires the Masqurade. All of these people I met out side of the gaming environment, and all of these people I know have some forme of life besides gaming that has nothing to do with gaming, I know this is a fact, yet over the last 4 years I hear less and le

Rest In Peace Bam Bam
On the morning of January 19, 2007, Bigelow was found dead at the age of 45 in his home by his girlfriend at around 10 a.m. in Hudson, Florida. World Wrestling Entertainment has released the following statement: “ The sports-entertainment world was saddened with news of the passing of Bam Bam Bigelow. WWE.com has been in contact with several of the men who worked with Bigelow over the years, and this is what they had to say about the man known as "The Beast from the East." ” Following WWE's statement, many pro wrestlers gave comments about Bigelow and how great he was throughout his career. Reports declare that an autopsy will be performed on Bigelow to identify the cause of death.

Lust
Your Lust Quotient: 93% Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over. And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak! How Much Lust Do You Have?

Ink Blot Test
According to our experts, your personality type is : Buddhist Monk Other people like you display these traits. They listen to Brittany Spears They are trekkies They eat snails They are gas station attendents Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Remembering The 80's
Anyone whose been watching my stashz must have noticed a trent...well I've been remembering my teens and finding lots of long lost memories and vieos too... Anyone who remembers the 80's will certianly remember when MTV actually played endless rounds of music videos and 120 Minutes / The Young Ones / Top 10 Video Countdown were the shows to watch.... I was just feeling nostalgic and thought I would share....

I Need Help
hi to all of my friend or fans if you have not had time to rated my profile or pic can you stop buy and and check them out besaues, i'm laking 130 points to go to level five so if you all kid help me out that would be cool. thank you all???

My Sleeping Position
What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Another Convo With My Sis
..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: mom made rice crispy squares and the bottoms of them are greasy LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: wtf x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: i want some x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: UGH ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: lol yeah but there not supposed to be greasy lol x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: LOL ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: I think this rice crispy is gunna make me vomit lol x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: eat a tiny cookie then ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: I already did LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclea

2 Weeks , And Still The Pain Won't Stop =o(
I just got home from the mall , was supposed to get a new tattoo today but alas .. he wasn't there .. Dammit !!.. Oh well guess i'll get it later in the week if i have a babysitter *fuck josh that bastard LoL*...N-E wayz .. Since Edd and i , *broke up, took a break , seperated...what the fuck ever* i've seen him 4 times , talked to him a few times .. and each time its the same thing.. we're all cool and shit then one of us has to be retarded and bring this mess up .. I'm all about lets work it out , u can't do it alone .. blah blah if u love someone u support them no matter what , and yes i'm willing to wait for him as long as it takes i suppose , He on the other hand is saying that .. He's inlove with me and wants to be with me but this is the only way this can work and we can be better in the future .. for him to be on his own , and us to go back to the way we used to be *friends / friends with benefits ...* and then he comes out with the , Theres no guarantees that we'll get back

Weirdo'sss O.o
..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: mom made rice crispy squares and the bottoms of them are greasy LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: wtf x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: i want some x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: UGH ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: lol yeah but there not supposed to be greasy lol x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: LOL ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: I think this rice crispy is gunna make me vomit lol x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: eat a tiny cookie then ..[Nicole].. - -do you honestly fucking care?- - says: I already did LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x

False Thrones (a Better Life)
From what right does the righteous claim fame to thrones never owned by a man, a man's clan, stands as but a fictional bull in stampede of a race, where the pace is never set but always changing. For it is the sign of the time, where a fast world is slow in thought, where our self love is pursued but our minds rots. The bitter sweet symphony is played by a fool's procession, and it's no confession, but an obsession into transgressions. The lessons are never taught but the result is still unchanging, maniacal and stubborn its ever hanging like the gallows beckon poor souls to snapped judgments when innocent murdered men speak with blaspheme tongues cursing all until the last breath of his lung, devoured forthright chambered into hell as the scale for each demon is formed from the sins of man, yet we stand gracious and turn blind eyes to the demise of right and wrong, where we long for our success, but forget those who class less. The test of a man is not in his wantings, it's not in

Band Update 1-22-07
Whats happenin everyone? I thought I'd spit out a few words now since there is not much to do right now. Armed N Dangerous is making a couple small plans right now on a couple new songs to work with and possibly have them for the next show. Rumor has it that we might actually throw a gig as early as late February. Right now, I can't really comment that much about playing in a month now cause we're still refreshing some of the older songs they always did and maybe have a couple newer songs finalized in a few weeks. Songwise...I will still keep that on the down low until we have a gig. So far, I'm feeling great at practice and we are now practicing 2 times a week since an available spot got open on tuesdays. Other than that...I'll keep you guys posted and keep on readin my blogs. Also, check out some of my video uploads on my profile, get yourself some laughs and some amazement since I'm a Penguins hockey fan. Later all, SL

Rain The Beatles Experience!
I went last Sunday to see RAIN: A Beatles Experience. I got tickets from Brian for my birthday because he knew how much I love the Beatles. They played the songs of the Beatles exactly and sounded like them too!! What was cool was that they played a set with costume changes representing the bands era in music. For example: 1964-1966 they wore the black suits with the mop top hair. Then 1967 they wore the outfits worn on the Sgt Pepper's album cover. It just followed all the way to 1970's outfits. Again, they sounded exactly like the real band it was eerie. Below are some video clips. If you have not seen it, you should!! With a little help from my friends:She Loves YouCome Together

Friday Nite....
Well a busy week and next week comming up..Friday Night I am hanging with the hottest Porn Kings out there from Hole and A Heartbeat at a VIP party this is going to fucking rock..I think the moment I see Ricky Sinz I am going to explode hahahaha..he is aware of this ..nothing like buff hot hung guys with ink all over hanging out *wink* lol Then Feb 2nd a wedding for someone famous then the after party on the 3rd with him and the crew and Veins Of Jenna ..good times with great people..pics will be posted of Friday Nights events!

Deleted My Folder
ok i made a naughty folder n started out to be some1 im not lol...but reality grabbed hold n i deleted my folder..im not about to keep my nakkid ass online just to get a rating lmaoo...i know im better than any rating so why prove it heehehe... plus im not out to become popular on here...just to meet NEW REAL FRIENDS who might enjoy a conversation or 2.... stay real guys