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The Trucker And The Blonde;-)
This blond was driving on the highway and there was a trucker in front of her. She had to get into the lane that the trucker was in and she cut him off. The trucker decided she had been on the highway to long and told her to pull off to the side. The blond did this and waited until the trucker got out of his truck. He got out of his truck carrying his pocket knife. He told her to get out of her car and she did this. He ran back to his truck and grabbed a piece of chalk. Then he drew a circle and told her to stay in it. He got into her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around and looked at the blond she was laughing. He was furious, so he turned took his knife and cut out the seat belts and all the wires. Then he turned around and again the blond was laughing. Now the trucker was more furious than ever. He took his knife and slashed all her tires. When he turned around the blond was laying on the ground laughing very hard. Finally he just said. "Why do you keep laughing w
House Is Great
A Horse's Prayer
Feed me, water and care for me, and when the day's work is done, provide me with a shelter, a clean dry stall large enough for me to lie down in comfort. Talk to me, your voice often means as much to me as the reins. Pet me sometimes that I may serve you more gladly and learn to love you. Shoe me properly that I may serve you in comfort. Never strike, beat or kick me when I don't understand what you want, but give me the chance to understand you. And finally oh master, when my youthful strength is gone do not turn me out to starve or freeze, or sell me to some cruel owner to be slowly tortured or stoned to death, but do thou, my master take my life in the kindest way, and your God will reward you here and hereafter. You will not consider me irreverent if I ask this in the name of Him who was born in a stable... -Amen
This Is Bad
Murphy's Law For Witches
Murphy's Law For Witches No spell is as easy as it looks. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems. Mother Nature is sometimes a bitch. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong; and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will also go wrong. No matter what the result of a spell, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. (c) believe that it happened as a result of his own work. Once a Ritual is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. Everyone has a favorite ritual or spell that will not work. As soon as you mention something ... If it's good, it goes away; if it's bad it happens. If a spell requires 'x amount' of materials, then immediately before beginning, you will discover that you only possess 'x amount-1' materials. In any formul
My Life
my life has been living hell. there are a couple of people that i want to thank. you know who you are. you give me reason to live. i hope that i get to see you all soon as i can. i glad that met and reconnected with you all. i hope you feel the same way.
Live This Life
Inspiration As A Power Of The Mind
"Without inspiration, the best powers of the mind remain dormant, there is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks." - Herder Do you agree or disagree???
New Pic's
I added some new winter pic's.. Hope you like....
This Is Kool
Things Not To Say To A Horse Owner
Riding isn't a sport, the horse does all the work/ If you kept the house as neat as you do the barn, we wouldn't have to look for things. Sure, I can ride. I went riding on my vacation two years ago. Your horse is only worth what someone will pay you for him. Oh - you're going to breed her... how long will it take her to have a litter? Gosh - your horse trailer cost more than your house! Shouldn't that saddle in your front room be in the barn? Why do you have so many horses? You can only ride one at a time. Geez- It's ONLY a horse! How much did you say you paid for those shoes? ____ is old and you don't ride him anyway, why don't you sell him? Did you know that your horse is foaming at the mouth? The way you treat that horse, you'd think it was part of your family. I heard that Dr Phil said that owning a horse is good exercise - for the horse. Haven't you outgrown that horse "thing" yet? Any phrase containing the word "hayburner" If
I Dont Want To Know What That Is
Calmness
Calmness in our lives. I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Dorito's, a carton of Rocky Road icecream, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of calmness as well.
This Almost Made Throw Up
She Could Win America Idol
This Is Great How Can Anybody Watch This Show
Very Worried!!
Well I talked to my aunt last night and my uncle's health isnt doing much better. He went in yesterday for a MRI and today the team of docs at the VA will discuss what they will do. Tomorrow he is supposed to go in for a biopsy of his tail bone. The only good news is the wound vac was taken off and the size of the wound is a bit smaller now. They will put the wound vac on after the biopsy to help shrink it more. So far the blood work is as good as we can expect at this point. The infection hasnt so far as of last night become syptic. So far the plan is after the results of the biopsy he will go into surgery next week sometime. My grandma and a cousin of mine are going today to visit with him. I would love to go see him and be there for my aunt while my uncle is in surgery, but I cant. I start work on the 29th and cant miss any days for at least the first 90 days. So my good news is hapmered by my worry of my favorite uncle's failing health. It is amazing how long he
What Can I Say? I've Always Wanted To Have Office Sex ;]
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com So I've always had crazy fantasies about my boss. He was gorgeous, nice straight jawline that I dreamt of tracing and a perfectly built body. It was perfect... not too muscular but still very toned and his suit would slightly shift whenever he flexed when he was stretching or something. I can only imagine what his dick looked like. I was just his secretary but of course I would get all nervous whenever he asked me to bring in something. I don't think he has noticed because he still acts very nicely to me. Once he told me I did a really great job on one of the reports and put his hand on my shoulder and gently squeezed it. Man did I feel hot then. I started having fantasies about him a few weeks after I started working for him. I just wanted him to screw me. Anywhere… here, there I would have done anything. I had many fantasies about him in my dreams and I secretly hoped that my fantasies could come true. So much that I even wor
More Humour
Q: WHAT'S the difference between outlaws and inlaws A. outlaws are wanted! ------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. ------------------------------------------------- Three Bad-Ass Mice Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat." The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed." The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?" The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat." ------------------------------------------------- Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and t
Tru Juggalos/juggalettes
To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else[only have to cuz im a poor ass unlike scotts rich ass] 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt[but it does make old ppl stare at u funny when its 10 am and its in the middle of june]lol 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it)[chuck seconds that motion] 7)getting good grades and
Brighid's Well - The Goddess Speaks
Brighid's Well - The Goddess speaks The rounded grey stones of the well shine bright with green moss in the luminescent twilight. Withered grasses and the sharp brown umbrils of dead meadowsweet guard the depths. Above, slender Rowan boughs net the darkening sky with a tracery of black lace. A solitary berry, overlooked by the hungry birds, hangs like a drop of dried blood over the well. It is Winter and the earth is crusted hard, dusted with silver frost. It is not yet Spring, yet look up. The dry twigs are swelling at the tips, hinting greens as yet unborn. Look down. Look down into the waters of the winter well. Look down into the darkness. Look through the reflection of your own being. Look into yourself, into Herself. Look deeper. In the eye of the well, in the dark water, is a single flame, small and clear. Look deeper still. The quiet light illuminates a cavern, an earth cairn, the source of the well, where the water waits as yet unrisen. The flame burns, a small
More Jokes
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them." ------------------------------------------------- Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."
The Answer....
... to anyone who saw my blog yesterday asking you to guess who I drank with, ONE person answered me right. So here's the cover again: and the correct answer was: He isn't as innocent as he looks. ;)
Imbolc Correspondences
Imbolc Correspondences One of the 4 major Sabbats, Imbolc, celebrates the banishing of Winter and welcomes the Spring. At the time of Imbolc, the newborn Sun God is seen as a small child nursing from his Mother. Imbolc is a time to swept away Winter and nuture new beginnings. This Sabbat also represents spiritual growth. Imbolc is a good time to get your life in order, whether mentally, physically, spiritually or emotionally. The name Imbolc, is derived from Gaelic, and means "ewe's milk" after the lactating sheep that are feeding their first born lambs of the new season at this time of year. Imbolc is also known as Imbolg, Oimelc, Candlemas, Feast of Brigid, Festival of Light, Candlelaria, and Anagantious and is celebrated on February 2nd. Symbols used to represent Imbolc are: a representation of a snowflake, a dish of snow, the bride, burrowing animals, grain dolly, sun wheels, candles. Foods in tune with Imbolc are: seeds - pumpkin, sesame, sunflower, poppyseed breads, cake
Nin Getting Ready
Aman To This
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreig
Jokes Of The Day!!
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes." "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge," whispered Mil
The Reason I Wise I Was Older And Went To This Woodstock
Great Song That Will Never Be Played Live Because U Would Need Like 3 Drummers
The Story Of St. Brigid
The Story of St. Brigid Ffrom St. Brigid's Shrine Page http://pantheon.nuit.ca/celtic/brigid.html St. Brigid was born at Faughart near Dundalk in Co. Louth around 452.She was baptised by St Patrick. Her father was Dubhtach, a powerful pagan nobleman. Her mother was Brocassa. Some say she was a beautiful slave-girl in Dubhtach's household. Although her father selected a man of high rank to marry her, she preferred to follow the religious way of life. She started the first official community of nuns in Ireland. She did not believe in locking herself away but travelled the countryside helping the poor. Her most famous convent was set up in Kildare marked by a huge oak tree which inspired the name Kildare (Cill Dara) Church of the Oaks. She handed over her father's treasured sword to the poor. The convent dinners were given to those who needed it more than they did. There were lots of miracles attributed to her including the changing of water into beer and making lots of food out of
5 O'clock
Five O Clock Damn! There goes that alarm again… Jolting me from my sleep; like, the shock from the electric chair! No time to stare! GET UP! Its Five O Clock Fifty-two minutes till the metro comes. Fifty-one now… Oh Shit! It’s Five O’ One Coffee on Quick shower No shave today Wolf down breakfast; can’t afford to go slow! Warmed up to 22 degrees; still do want to go! Jack Frost ain’t nipping at my nose he’s tryin’ to bite the bitch off Wish I could go back to bed where it’s warm and soft. But, I gotta go ‘cuz… Five O Clock Comes way too early in the morning. I just laid down and started snoring. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The wood I sawed hasn’t even become kindling. Sleep filled eyes still squinting. As the alarm continues its incessant ringing But it’s… Five O Clock Time to repeat that fifteen hour routine Hour there, hour back, 12-1/2 in between That’s why I hate Five O Clock
Artist Bio
‘Ojekeme the Griot’; the preferred pen name, was born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio and has been a writer and performance poet for more than fifteen years. Ojekeme, a name derived from the Ibo tribe in Southern Nigeria, means “mothers beloved first son”. A griot in eastern societies was known as the village historian, teacher or story teller. For him the name is symbolic in that, he writes; “What we all feel at times in a way that each person may recall his (her) own experiences.” His early influences include; Langston Hughes, Claude McKay, The Last Poets, Imamu Baraka, Etheridge Knight, Don L. Lee, Sonia Sanchez and Nikki Giovanni. First published in the Ohio State University black student newspaper “Diversity” (late named ‘Blackwatch’ in solidarity with the rap group ‘X-Clan’), Ojekeme has appeared at open mic events and poetry slams or been a feature poet in New York, Washington D.C., Columbus, Memphis Cincinnati, and Cleveland. While living in Memphis, during the late ninetie
My Band In Cali Death Fest
My band D.I.C. is playing the California deathfest in September if you all didnt know. This show is gonna be sick as hell with bands like devourment, retch, foetopsy, goretrade, disgorge(cali), artery eruption, and many others. Brian and Grant have finally released the dates of the show. Its going to be on the weekend of sept. 28th, 29th and 30th. As far as we know we are playing sat the 29th at 1:00 pm. I havent heard what the venue is gonna be yet but when i get those details ill repost so everyone knows whats going on. If everyone would, repost this shit so everyone knows about the dates. This fest is gonna kill! (repost of my guitarists thread)
Naomi Campell Denies Using Witchcraft
Naomi Campell Denies Using Witchcraft Posted in Society January 24, 2007 at 2:21 pm (UTC) Rest assured: Naomi Campbell has no intention of casting a spell on those who provoke her. Naomi has recently denied her involvement with witchcraft. The supermodel has rejected claims she is interested in Brazil’s African-based Candomblé religion, which has rituals some have likened to witchcraft, after claims were made she was seeing a witch doctor to curb her temper. She told the New York Daily News newspaper, “I’m Church of England, Protestant. I was christened that. I went to a birthday party for Tuca Franchini, who is a Candomblé priest. I don’t discriminate against what religion people have. That’s what he does, but it doesn’t mean I have to be involved in it.” The 36-year-old did admit she uses prayer to try and calm her famous fiery temper. She said, “I work on myself daily. I work on my program of meditation and prayer and try to stick to it. It’s important to me. I’m re
What My Eyes Are!
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Passion67%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
Imbolc Meditation
Imbolc Meditation Make yourself comfortable and relax. Breathe slowly and deeply. You are about to go on a sacred journey to Ireland. Close your eyes and let go of the there and now, you are traveling to a place in the Other World. Slowly, with your eyes still closed, become aware of what's around you. You are walking through a pristine white, snowy wood just before dawn. The dark nights are beginning to lessen now, so near to Imbolc. The stars are bright in the black sky and you are very cold and weary. You crunch through a snow crusted path, and notice the first buds of snowdrops and primrose pushing up through the snow along the way. Ahead, beyond the dark pines, you see a light, and hoping for the sanctuary of warmth, you pick up speed and travel toward it. The trees open up to reveal a small abbey compound, surrounded by magnificent oak trees, their leaves mysteriously green in the midst of winter. Gratefully, you hurry toward the main building and pound on the oaken
Taken Applications Now!!!
I, Shayners is holding her first two contests... One for the guys and one for the girls hopefully starting them friday after noon if I get enough people to join... In each contest there will be three prizes... Contest for the women.... Sexiest Bra Contest The Rules in this contest are kinda easy to follow...Posting non NSFW pic's...There are two ways you can show off your prettiest bra in this contest...You can either wear it or have it hanging on a wall. If you wear it, it must not be see through (means no areaols or nipples showing. Your face has to be showing in order to do that one...If you just want your bra hanging on a wall..That is fine you do not have to be in the pictures... I have made room for 8 women in this contest... Your pictures must be in your CT Photo's to qualify...NO HARASSING OTHER CONTESTENTS... Prizes are as follows......... 1st Place.........Diamond Earrings 2nd Place.........1,000 Cherry Bucks 3rd Place.........100 Cherry Bucks You need to
What I Like : )
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent88%Wet75%Hot63%Soft63%Exciting63%Sweet13%Awkward0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Plants To Use In Creams And Lotions
Plants to Use in Creams and Lotions Aloe Vera The sap from the leaves is soothing and healing. Avocado An excellent skin food with high vitamin E and A content. Borage Good for dry, sensitive skins. Calendula (Marigold) A healing herb for rough or problem skin. Chamomile A gentle, soothing herb that also softens and whitens skin. Comfrey A healing and soothing herb that contains allantoin, a protein which speeds up cell renewal. Good for rough and damaged skin. Cucumber A cleansing agent and toner. Soothing and healing. Dandelion Contains a rich emollient useful in cleansing lotions for dry, sallow skin. Elderflower A good tonic for all skins. Reputed to soften skin and smooth wrinkles, fade freckles and soothe sunburn. Essential oils These are excellent additions to creams and lotions. Fennel Cleansing and soothi
My Own Quiz.. How The Hell Did I Get Submissive On Top? >.>
You scored as Submissive. Your a submissive, might make a good slave. Go offer yourself to some abusive jerk and let them turn your life to hell ^.^Submissive100%Spicy100%Furry/Scalie93%Dominant86%Curious61%Vanilla4%Innocent0%What kind of Kink are you?created with QuizFarm.com
I Hate....
the word POTENTIAL!!!! :P lol
Saint Brigid
Saint Brigid St Brigid of Kidare was one of the high goddesses worshipped throughout the Celtic world, commonly in triple form. Her name means something like "the high one" and is found in many Celtic name formations (for example the several tribes, in Gaul, Britain and elsewhere known as Brigantes). She is the patron of poetry, music, learning , healing, and above all fertility. One of the very early churches of the east midlands originally known as Civias Brigidae, was founded in Co.Kildare probably as early as the fifth century. Its foundress is said to have been a bondswomen, Brigid whose attributes are those of the great goddess. Her festival was on February 1st the old Celtic quarterly feast of Imbolc the name may refer to Belly or bag the feast marked according to an early text "the beginning of the lactation of the ewes" corresponding to the Roman Lupercalia, the Hindu Holi. Cicitas Brigidae may have been presided over by a female bishop, who gave way in due co
What I Like!
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Biting100%Bondage100%Whips83%Blind Folds58%Blood50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Did Not Happen To Me!!!!!
*Have you ever asked your child > > a question too many times? > > My three-year-old son had a lot > > of problems with potty training > > and I was on him constantly. > > One day we stopped at Taco Bell > > for a quick lunch in between errands. > > It was very busy, with a full dining > > room. While enjoying my taco, > > I smelled something funny, > > so of course I checked my > > seven-month-old daughter, > > and she was clean. > > Then I realized that Danny had not > > asked to go potty in a while, > > so I asked him if he needed to go, > > and he said, "No." > > I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child > > has had an accident, and I don't > > have any clothes with me." > > Then I said, > > "Danny, are you SURE you didn't > > have an accident?" > > "No," he replied. I just KNEW that > > he must have had an accident, > > because the smell
Imbolc Incense And Oil Recipes
Imbolc Incense and Oil Recipes IMBOLC INCENSE 1 part white willow 1 part rowan berries 2 parts benzoin 1/2 part lily of the valley 1/2 part periwinkle Rhiannon's Blend 3 parts Frankincense 3 parts Dragon's Blood 1 part Red Sandalwood 1 part Cinnamon 1/2 part Myrrh Imbolc Oil 10 parts clove oil 20 parts dragon's blood oil 2 drops rose oil 2 drops chamomile oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 6 drops frankincense oil 3 drops sandalwood oil 3 drops lavender oil 2 drops cinnamon oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 1/4 oz. almond oil 10 drops orange oil 9 drops Siberian Fir oil 5 drops frankincense oil 5 drops carnation oil 5 drops primrose oil 5 drops ginger oil 5 drops lavender oil 4 drops nutmeg oil dried orange flowers garnet, ruby added to bottle 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 10 parts clove oil 5 parts wisteria oil 5 parts lotus oil 5 parts musk oil 20 parts dragons blood oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 2 drops jasmine oil
First Quiz..
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Chains/Handcuffs75%Biting75%Whips67%Blood67%Blind Folds42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Imbolc Ideas Having To Do With Fire
Imbolc Ideas Having To Do With Fire . Brigit Fire Whether we circle around a hearth, outdoor bonfire, or kindle a blaze in a cast-iron cauldron, in the season of Brigit we welcome the return of light. Here are some suggestions for a safe and cheerful blaze. Cauldron Fire You will need: a cast-iron pot of any size a lid that fits snugly, for putting out the fire bricks, hotplate or other heat-resistant material to set the cauldron on. Epsom salts rubbing alcohol To keep the blaze going for 45 minutes in a five quart cauldron, you need 1/2 gallon of Epsom salts and approximately 4 to 6 pints of rubbing alcohol Any cast-iron pot can be made into a cauldron with a fire of Epsom salts and rubbing alcohol. This is a very safe blaze. Once the cauldron is secured on a heat-proof surface, pour the Epsom salts in until the bottom is covered, approximately 1 inch deep. Pour rubbing alcohol over the salts until the alcohol is about an inch higher than the salts. Hold a l
Pics
Hello Sexy ladies. i was wondering if you could help me. i need some ideas on what type of pics to up load. so if you have any let me know thanks
Ct "tests" And "profile" Thingies....i'm A Water Critter...
I am so grateful to myspace and CT. Without them I would never have known that I am (a): Freak Hurricane Midnight Revolutionary Rebel Sailor (LOL! this turns out to be my ideal job!) Eastern Orthodox INFJ Artist and (drum roll) that I will be hanged for sedition and rebellion. For whatever its worth. ROFL!
Circumcised -- This Is Priceless
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Shoe Size
Shoe Size A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn`t there some way to judge the size of a man`s equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of passion. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was $50 and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
Polite Way To Pee
Date: Jan 23, 2007 12:01 PM "Polite Way to Pee" > > > >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, >asked her students the following question: > > > >"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how >would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > > >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > > > >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What >about you Peter, how would you say it?" > > > >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > >I'll be right back." > > > >"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at >the >dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and >show us your good manners?" > > > >" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet >after dinner." > > > >The
Help Me Out Please
Hey everyone! Can you please go vote on my pic. I am in a photo competiton and looking for some help on votes. I really appreciate it. Thanks just click the link to my pic. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=582613&albumid=0&i=1832643066
Kiss
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Romeo + Juliet "Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Happy Hump Day To All...
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How To Pick The Right Gift For Valentine's Day
Hey, guys: Looking for the perfect gift this Valentine's Day? Posted by Dr. Laura Berman I've got some "hot" and "not" gift ideas to make sure you end up in her good graces, not the doghouse, this Valentine's Day. Romance doesn't have to be a dirty word. Trust me, it's the way to her heart...and a great night for you, too. A little effort and a personal touch goes a long way. Here's a gift guide to help you speak her language of love. * HOT: A bouquet of her favorite flowers or red roses...delivered to the office, so she is the envy of all her co-workers! (This last part was the idea of one of our regular posters.) Women want to be that woman who is getting romanced for everyone else to see. Sending flowers to work is a great surprise (unless you do it all the time) and creates some heavy anticipation for when you get home! NOT: A bouquet of yellow roses. This is the ultimate "friend" present. In fact, it's what you might send your grandmothe
Queensryche- Jet City Woman (jet City/seattle, My Home & Queensryches
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Could I Really Be This Way!!!!!!!!
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Just A Little One Liner
"In My Heart There Is Only Room For Two Things...My Life...And My Love For You." ~Ted E. Brown II {2007}
My Own Quotes
Throughout life you will encounter trouble, may it be health wealth or people. The stronger person will be able to see these troubles for what they are worth, stepping stones to a better life and move up and on.
I Wonder If This Is Me!!!!!!!!!
?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ?? You are Lust!Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long. Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. People however, have trouble keeping up with you. You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it down a bit! learn a little self control!But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Jimi Hendrix Energy Drink In Works...ummmm Yea....good Luck With That....lol..
CALABASAS, Calif. - A new energy drink doesn't promise to give you the juice to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix, but it does hope to give you a "Liquid Experience." Beverage Concepts says its nonalcoholic "Liquid Experience" drinks, named for Hendrix's breakthrough album, "Are You Experienced?" will debut in April. The concept is irking some Hendrix fans, many of whom still consider him the greatest guitarist of all time. "To see his image and the beautiful feelings it has created during my lifetime cheapened by base advertising ... is very disappointing to me," said bassist Michael Balzary, better known as Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The image of Hendrix, who died in 1970 from a drug overdose in London, has been licensed for products including baby clothing, an air freshener, lava lamp and a Christmas ornament. Portions of royalties have gone to several educational causes, including the United Negro College Fund, said Bruce Kuhlman, director of licensing and brand dev
Which Alice In Wonderland Character Are You?
You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life.Cheshire Cat88%Tweedle Dee & Dum75%Queen of Hearts75%Alice69%White Rabbit50%The Mad Hatter50%Caterpillar44%Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?created with QuizFarm.com
Day 1
The beginning of a different philosphy. I got a new book the other day, one that has been anticipated for quite a while. Its called the Eat Clean Diet by Tosca Reno. She is a world class fitness competitor and personal trainer. She cleaned up her eating program after she turned 40 and realized she was a mess. She lost quite a bit of bodyfat, toned down and now looks great. Its not going to be easy, even though I have been watching my eating program even more recently, I do still have my little slips. This is going to be tightened down even more. Im going to post frequent thoughts and updates as to if this program works for me. Its not a diet, despite the title. Its a complete change in theory and lifestyle. The nice part is, with my skills in the kitchen I know I can make even the blandest food taste good. If I am going to compete at the end of the year, it necessary to start making some changes now. The leaner you get as you approach crunch time, the less dramatic changes you h
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~~ Att: Angel Family Members ~~
~~ Attention Angel Family Members ~~ I really loved how hard you helped me out last nite with kings comments wow with that kind of help i can really win the contest! Remember we are to be a family here and we sure are not acting like it!! when i ask for help i should get it when other family members ask for help i would give it but it isn't working like that. Only a few of you are and i won't name who because u know who u are when you are helping me out and i thank you i will keep track as to who all help and those that don't well we will have to sit down and have a talk together. My idea about a family is to help out everyone and this just isn't happening thanks for your time maria click the pic to comment cause i really need the help!
Good Morning
Hi all I am finally begining to figure out all the stuff here. Seems this may be a cool place to hang out I have uploaded a few of my favorite pics feel free to drop in and take a look at them if you have time. Thanks for all of you who have been by my place and I will get around to getting to yours soon as I am finished getting things going
Alan Jackson-remember When Lyrics
Remember when I was young and so were you and time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give it up Remember when Remember when thirty seemed so old Now lookn' back it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, Where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we've had
Queensryche- The Thin Line !
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What Kiss Am I
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman "I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?" What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
What Ancient Breed Are You?
You scored as Shadow Spirit. You are a very strange being. Like nothing anyone has ever seen. You are a Shadow Spirit. You weren't born this way. This happened because you were betrayed so many times in life you just gave up. Don't forget; there are people out there who are just like you...you just have to find them first.Shadow Spirit100%Drow92%Dragon92%Sorceress83%Goddess75%Wolf67%Vampyre50%Zombie50%Elf33%Faerie8%What ancient breed are you?created with
Queensryche- Best I Can !
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I Got Most.
I May Not Have Gotten To All Of You However Did Try, I'm Showing Some Love So Be Happy With It...lol
Trisha Yearwood- Walkaway Joe Lyrics
WALKAWAY JOE LYRICS ( Momma told her baby, girl take it real slow Girl told her momma hey I really gotta go He’s waitin’ in the car Momma said girl you won’t get far Thus are the dreams of an average jane Ninety miles an hour down a lovers lane On a tank of dreams Oh if she could’ve only seen But fate’s got cards that it don’t want to show And that boy’s just A walkaway joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to deceive her He’s a wrong kinda paradise She’s gonna know it in a matter of time That boy’s just a walkaway joe Now just a little while into abilene Pulls into a station and he robs it clean She’s waitin’ in the car Underneath the texaco star She only wanted love didn’t bargain for this She can’t help but love him for the way he is She’s only seventeen And there ain’t no reasoning So she’ll ride this ride as far as it can go Cause that boy’s just A walkaway joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to d
Im A Leo
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Growing Up !!!!!!!
Most (Ok, some of us) do not want to grow up. So, you train your last 2 brain cells to NOT give in. My unfortunately, the body doesn't fricking listen. Ok...getting to the point. This past year, I guess, being the age. My bod has just not done right. The drama is: I've been fighting a sinus infection for the last 7-8 months now. So, finally on the 30th of Jan., I have surgery. Not going to be fun. I lot of pain, from what I've been told. And the Doc has stated, "You're going to be a challenge"..Fricking great....So, after taking 4 different antibiotics & steroids )did not fu_____king like). Now, my bod has other probs, because of the medicines. So, after, this..what in the hell is next. I've quit smoking over 4 months ago, hardly drink (think I'll change that) and been trying to go by what the docs say......I think they are full of Sh_____t...well, most of them....Sorry, just needed to vent, so I can get ready for next week......Oh, by the way..caught the fuc___ing flu for the last 3
Mid Terms Suck
I am in school right now and i just finished my english mid term I already did a history mid term and i have a photography one too but I am skippin that!!!
...the Hell?!
Okay who the hell calls a business and asks someone where they can get relaxing body splash?! Why the hell did I have to answer this question? I mean he spelled it about 35 times like I'm stupid, then when I told him that's not what we make he wanted me to tell him where to get it. Dude. Internet, look it the fuck up.
Awesome
I apparently, am the worst person ever. Hurray for me.
Observations On Pain!
How curious that I was once considered an "expert" in pain relief. Physical pain, primarily severe chronic pain, as opposed to severe acute pain! If you need an explanation of the difference, PM me! I mainly dealt with the severe chronic pain of cancer patients, either the pain of their disease process or the painful side effects of treatment. I was good at knowing what to do, what to ask for, to best relieve their pain. How amusing to think of that now! Emotional pain is much more difficult to deal with, much harder to relieve. I have stated before that pain is an excellent tool for focus. You can zero right in on it! The more pain, the better the focus! Enter painful processing, the Miracle Grow for individuals on the fast track to spiritual growth! Apparently, there is a schedule to be met for I am being flogged from one learning experience to the next! Nice visual! (Don't call me; I'll call you!?)May I have some breathing space here? Ah, yes! Back to pain. I have always
Lovesick Radio's 1st Single Get World Wide Release
It seems that the I-Tunes single,Boys Don't matter, is a worldwide release. The song was inspired by an e-mail a fan sent the band. The e-mail stated how when she listened to L.S.R she was able to escape the things that troubled her in her world. Work didn't matter, school didn't matter and boy's didn't matter. She went on to talk about how she was in a abusive relationship & that when things got bad she just turned the music up. The e-mail moved the band to write a song about breaking free of anything that makes you unhappy.
King Arthur And The Question - What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous t
An Attorney's Advice -- At No Charge!!!
I Didn't Write this, and I am not an attorney or certified legal counsel. Only an attorney can advise you to do anything, these are just smart ideas I wanted to share. AN ATTORNEY'S ADVICE -- AT NO CHARGE!!! Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials (instead of first name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your checkbook, they will not know if you sign your checks with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your checks. 2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED". (*I Use "Please SEE ID" as they are required to verify with every purchase. 3. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on
To You?
the sweet ocean breeze carressed my face, as i gazed out upon the great spance of space. a sea gull was wailing its slow lowing song, i stood there wandering what went wrong. as the sun shone in the clear blue sky, a slow burning tear clouded my eye. the waves beat steadely on the sands at my feet, while i played back your memories oh so sweet. i turned my back and i walked away, wandering how i would make it thru another day. i sat on my bike feeling it rumble, i couldnt leave lest id stumble. i got off my bike and returned to our place, and as i looked out i saw your face. it was your voice and in a beckoned call, it called out my name in a voice so small. i followed your voice so that i could hear, wanting to hear those words so dear. i never noticed as the water grew deeper, i just pushed forward ,no more the weaper. now i stand here your hand in mine, there is no pain ,no lonliness to wine. togather as one we will always be, as our souls sink togather in
Punishment (i Love This One!!!)
Punishment A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland,at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a messageis sent to the base, and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it. The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as to not risk criticism later. As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late, and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but punished." Shivering in the co
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The President [sic] Took Us Into This War Recklessly... We Are Now, As A Nation, Held Hostage To The Predictable ­ And Predicted ­ Disarray That Has F
Democratic Response of Senator Jim Webb to the pResident's State of the Disunion Address 23 Jan 2007 The President [sic] took us into this war recklessly... We are now, as a nation, held hostage to the predictable ­ and predicted ­ disarray that has followed... Regarding the economic imbalance in our country, I am reminded of the situation President Theodore Roosevelt faced in the early days of the 20th century. America was then, as now, drifting apart along class lines. The so-called robber barons were unapologetically raking in a huge percentage of the national wealth. The dispossessed workers at the bottom were threatening revolt http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/23/washington/23webb-transcript.html
Just Joined...
Wow, this place seems sorta interesting... Just joined. More later!!! Bye! - Rachel
Anger
So once again I tried to give the wrong person a chance to enter my life, and once again it was all my fault for seeing them for something I was wrong about, so I really think I am gonna give up this time, I just give the wrong people the chance to let me show them how "compassionate" I can be, well guess what.... I'm done and I know the wrong people are gonna read this and try to calm me down... it won't work this time, I am just sick of putting myself thru this shit just to be walked all over and once again I a, also probably saying a bunch of stuff before I actually think it all the way through and leaving a bunch of holes open and not saying everything that I really need to say but I am a little to upset to really think things through but that's just what I get for everything I try to do for rasons I just can't seem to stop....
The Paranormal
Hey all I just wanted everyone to know about my Paranormal web site i have been working on it for a while now that is why i have not been on Cherry Tap. I am hoping That some of you will check it out and if you do Please sign the guest book and let me know what you guys think here is the link just copy and paste http://NCParanormalInvestigators.piczo.com Thanks again, Olivia (Zombie Chick)
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
The Real Plan For Iran
The REAL Plan for Iran By George Washington 22 Jan 2007 A top former U.S. intelligence analyst has stated that the U.S. plans a broad-scale war against Iran... But how would the U.S. -- which has already stretched its military thin in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars -- pull it off? By using "The Khuzestan Gambit", as military planners call it. Basically, the U.S. would invade Khuzestan, a small region of Iran containing 90% of Iran's oil. http://georgewashington.blogspot.com/2007/01/real-plan-for-iran.html
Church Squirrels
Subject: Church Squirrels There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels . One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.. In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
Big Oil, Big Brother Win Big In The State Of The Union
Off the Rails: Big Oil, Big Brother Win Big in the State of the Union By Greg Palast 24 Jan 2007 Instead of unleashing the Reserve and busting Big Oil’s price gouging [George W.] Bush will double the Reserve, which will require buying three-quarters of a billion barrels of oil. This is a nice $40 billion pay-out to Big Oil from the US Treasury... But the $40 billion in loot the oilmen will get from us taxpayers for doubling the Reserve is nothing compared to the boost in the worldwide price of crude caused by this massive, mad purchase... Clearly, the state of the Saudi-Bush union is still pretty good. http://www.gregpalast.com/off-the-rails-big-oil-big-brother-win-big-in-the-state-of-the-union/
My Top 8 Morons Of 2006
(as emailed to me) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked th
Is He A Keeper Or Not?
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return!Is He a Keeper?
Which Movie Kiss R U ???
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions "I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
Cabin Fever
Another day and the F'ing capenters still aren't done yet. I am goin stir crazy sitting around the house. At least I got the Tap to keep me occupied. The crazy thing is that I'll probably be overbooked by February. It's feast or famine. I'm sitting here trying to think of anything going on I can include here but I didn't even leave the house yesterday. I didn't even get out of my PJ's. Just watched TV and surfed the net all day. I did get a weird phone call yesterday. Actually It started on Monday. Some lady called and left a message for Ben. I have no idea who Ben is so I called back to tell them they had a wrong number. Aguy answered the phone and I tried to explain but he got mad and handed the phone to the woman that called me. I told her she had a wrong number and she apologized. On Tuesday the guy that had answered the phone calls me allpissed off and asks for Marlene and says "tell her to come home," and then hangs up on me. I called back to tell him he's got the
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OK PEEPS CONTEST ENDS IN LITTLE OVER 2 HOURS!!DUE TO THE TREMENDOUS RESPONSE- LIKE OVER 600,000 POINTS WORTH!- I AM UPPING THE PRIZES!CHECK IT OUT! VOTE FOR YOU FAVES! YOUR BOMBS COULD MAKE THE DIFFERENCE!THE CONTENDERS ARE BOTH GREAT PEOPLE WHO ARE GREAT ABOUT RETURNING FAVORS!IM HONORED TO HAVE ALL CONTSTANTS ON MY FRIENDS LIST! FUNNIEST PHOTO CONTEST!!!! Think you have a funny pic? Want to earn a prize That can really help you in profile Ratings, comments,fans, and adds?PRIZES ARE:FIRST PLACE 1 WEEK BLAST!!!SECOND PLACE 3 DAY BLAST!!THIRD PLACE 20,000 CHERRYBUCKS WORTH OF GIFTS!!!(WINNERS DECIDE WHEN THEY WANT THE BLASTS TO RUN AT THE END OF CONTEST AND ALSO WHAT PRIZES THEY WANT FOR3RD PLACE)I will be taking entries til Sunday Jan 14 at 9 am EST. The contest will start at noon EST that same day and run til wednesday jan.24 at 12:00 noon EST.I have up to 40 available spots. Please send the link with photo in private message to me before the deadline or when spotS fill up, whic
This Was Submitted By Casually Insane!
I was surfing along and somehow it logged me into SeaMonkey's account. I didn't mess with anything on your profile bro. I just wrote this as prove that I was in. Maybe its because we are on the same network, but this shouldn't happen at all. Each of our computers should log in seperately to the site. Keep this up for a while so I can notify Mike, the site owner.
It's Too Early For This
Just a little rant at 6:30am here. I like to think I am relatively tolerant and polite to strangers online. All I really ask is that they be polite, accept "no, I don't have a web cam" as the truth and be able to walk away from a conversation nicely. I don't have a problem talking to people who are working on their English skills as long as they don't get offended when I can't understand them and start being pissy. I just kinda honestly believe that 6:30am is too early to ask about web cams or if I can get you a visa to the states. I realize it is 8:30pm in India right now...and I'm not really sure where these people get the audacity to accuse me of lying about not owning a web cam and then ask if I could help them get to America. If this was a one time thing i wouldn't be so irritated I suppose...but this actually happens to me quite a bit. I guess in a way it's my own fault for logging on so early, lol. Ok...off to start the coffee and prepare for the day! Hope you all have a won
Truths
I am of the very most prim and proper kind of Princess, sweet, perfect and innocent, I love to be praised and complimented and adored.I just have one thing to say...Where is my damn castle??? Truth of the matter is I feel People are too scared to be colorful... {Well some people anyway} sometime I like to stand out from the crowd through shocking and extreme behavior.I do not always feel like being an accomplished individual and always having to rising to the top.Guys kill me sometimes,,but I will say you cannot always have things both ways..you want a prim-proper princess in the eyes of others but behind doors you want the slut-goddess....NAW,,HELL,,NAW..I"m not going that route. I will say that I can put on a mini skirt,heels,garter with stockings,or I can put on leathers and kick back on the back of a bike,or I can put on a suit and be a professional,But rest assured that what I put on only fits a mood it has nothing to do with the kind of woman I am.Everyone here has known me
Things We Can't Have
Why is it we always want the things we can't have? And what we can have we never want? It's so frustrating sometimes.
R U A Snob??
You Are Confident and Secure You are practically immune to insecurity and self doubt. You're comfortable with who you are, and if someone doesn't like you - that's not your problem. Some people think you're too confident, but that's just their insecurities shining through. Your confidence carries you through your worst moments, because you know you'll always come out fine. Are You Insecure?
And Then There Was 4......
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Goal :)
hi sweet lady..how r u doing? ...wish i was ur lips :) u have cute pics and profile...if u wish to contact me mail me on yogs_32@yahoo.com or yogs_32@hotmail.com...see u soon :)
Feel Free Too.....
Plz feel Free to add me to your freinds list if you like too....Since I am back for a while...Have a great day and DAMNIT IT ITS SNOWING HERE!!!! GRRRRRRRRR
The Day I Quit Smoking
The Day i finally Quit Smoking Now here is something to post about. I have smoked for over 10 years and time and time again have tried to quit without any luck. I think it was because I really didn't want to quit so you know me if I don't want to do something trying to get me do it is next to impossible. I catch colds that turn into sinus infections very easily and about three weeks ago I caught a dozy of a cold. So I did what I always do dose myself with de-congestate, ibuprofen til it goes away.. Well over the three week period one day I would feel fine then a few days later I would feel like shit .. you think since I'm such a hypochondriac about when I get the simplest cold that I that I would have called my doctor especially when I began to weezing and cough. I don't know what made me not call maybe its was so that the next thing I am about to tell you would happen. But on Friday January 12 I woke up and I was weasing very loudly and my chest felt like some took it and th
Is He A Player Or Not?
Your Guy Is Not A Player! At least, all signs point to "negative" What your guy is: straight up, honest... And a one woman man. This one's a keeper - so hold on to him.Is He A Player?
People
why is it that when you add some one no one writes ya i cant figure it out. all i want to to do is write people and be friends with them. but i dont mind them adding me at all. at least drop me a line and say hi to me or something. i not here to complain or nothing i like all my friends and respect them alot. but i was just wondering that all.
Great Minds
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to Cmabrigde Uinervtisy rscheearch, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny ipr oamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.
Miranda Rights
Miranda Rights A female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right toremain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits."
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Little Patrick
Subject: Little Patrick For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on thishouse is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front doorwith a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last nightand heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard hertell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike
Stewies Money
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Reality
Many soulless eyes have gazed through me Yours were no different, Gorgeous, tainted, seductive, showing me things I didn't want to know you took only what you needed to satisfy your restless hunger, leaveing behind a empty shell. And now as your memory slowly fades into nothingness, it brings a tear to my lips forceing me taste my own stupidity. Mary Lee
Southern Women Show A Lot Of Class.
As we all know, Southern women show a lot of class. Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious." The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your hu
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His Mind Sees Things Differently!!!!
Subject: His mind sees things If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Yummy!!
You Are Smores Unusual and unconventional, you make your strange ways work for you. You've got personality - no one's denying that!What Dessert Are You Most Like?
Getting Better :0)
Hi Everyone, Well I'm back from the brink. Man was it touch and go there for a bit. I don't feel 100% or even 60% better, but anything is better than what i was feeling. Had to go to ER on Monday due to dehydration from how sick I was over the weekend. So I'm back up and running now. Here it is Wednesday and I have tons to do. I've fallen to 3rd place in my contest, hopefully if ya'll feel like it you'll go vote for me again. http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme/vote.pl I know you'll be happy when this damn contest is over so I'll stop begging for you to vote LMAO. Well, on the bright side you get to see some good BJ pics, right!?! :D Hope you had a better weekend than I did. XOXO, Aimeelynn
Sweet
You Are Jennifer Aniston Girl next door with a free spirit. You're low key and naturally sexy. Sweet and approachable, people are attracted to your upbeat attitude. And even when life doesn't go your way, you always eventually turn things around.Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
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I'm Getting Married!
Yep.. I am. I'm getting married. 7th April 2007 To Seph.. the love of my life..
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Angelina Or Jenn
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie Bad girl with a heart of gold. You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you! Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
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Thanks Johnny
Johnny left you a new user comment! someone rated your profile a '5'! Johnny left you a new photo comment! someone rated your photo a '1'! His comment? Yankees Suck. Why bother commenting.
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Pay It Forward
Everyone should try to pay it forward. I think we should all practice Random Acts of Kindness...theres so much BS in this world! Reuben St. Clair, the teacher and protagonist in the book “Pay It Forward,” starts a movement with this voluntary, extra-credit assignment: THINK OF AN IDEA FOR WORLD CHANGE, AND PUT IT INTO ACTION. Trevor, the 12-year-old hero of “Pay It Forward,” thinks of quite an idea. He describes it to his mother and teacher this way: "You see, I do something real good for three people. And then when they ask how they can pay it back, I say they have to Pay It Forward. To three more people. Each. So nine people get helped. Then those people have to do twenty-seven." He turned on the calculator, punched in a few numbers. "Then it sort of spreads out, see. To eighty-one. Then two hundred forty-three. Then seven hundred twenty-nine. Then two thousand, one hundred eighty-seven. See how big it gets?"
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What Dessert Are You
You Are Smores Unusual and unconventional, you make your strange ways work for you. You've got personality - no one's denying that! What Dessert Are You Most Like?
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Which Dessert R U ???
You Are Tiramisu Light and lovely, you pack a punch. You never overwhelm... but you always leave a lasting impression. What Dessert Are You Most Like?
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3 Crushes
well the first was obvious, and i luv u for it....*kisses* , all the hotties on here, and u picked lil ole me ! now 2 and 3 crushes....who r u?.....hmmmmmmmmmmm...........luv ya much anyways ! - amy
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Sorry's And Goodbye's
Led in her warm bath, Thinking about life. In such an awful mess, Not sure how she has got here. She had planned this night, Down to every little detail. To the messages she left people, To say her sorry's and good byes. She looks at her red arms, Watching the blood flow from her, Taking her life from her, Fading and withering like a flower. Like the rose she used to be, Its reached the end of its life. She was feeling to weak to think, Closing her eyes, listening to music. To songs that were her life, Sad, happy, love, death, and emptiness. Visions of her children in her head, Tears streaming down her face. They would be fine she knew it, To young to remember all this, Young enough to forget who she was, What she represented and had become. As she slips into a deep sleep, So weak and faded as she ends her sorrows. Smiling as she has ended her pain, All the torment that was smothering her, Being suffocated by the life she led. Its dark, memories all gone,
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If
If dreams could come true, I'd be there with you. If nightmares are real, I'd never know how you feel. If my heart was a safe, Only you would hold the key. If my tears started to fall, Its cause your not here with me. If my feet lead me away, Your hands guide me back. If my body's cold at night, Its cause your arms they lack.
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Animations!! I Need Some Help!!
I want an animation of me turning into a dragon but i don't even know where to start!! Could some one give me some pointers or even create one for me!!! Any help would be greatly apreciated!
Thinkgs To Do Im Public Toilets
3 1. Stick your palm open under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hm mm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick
Ice Princess
As she lays sleeping with her hand on her cheek, I sit here watching her and wondering to myself, What thoughts and dreams are running through her head. Shes my ice princess, Cold like the winter, White as the snow. awakening my soul My ice princess Her tears seem to be frozen to her pale face, Like the icicles that hang in the break of a cold dawn, Needing the warmth from the glowng winter sun. Shes my ice princess, Cold like the winter, White as the snow. Awakening my soul. My ice princess My ice princess stirs my spirit, and fills my heart, Her coldness is the mask she wears to hide he fragile state, So lost inside as she wonders aimlessly through life. As she lays sleeping i watch her with such awe, So still, so pale, and so quiet as she lays there, Unaware of my thoughts and the lust i have for her. Shes my ice princess, Cold like the winter, White as the snow. Awakening my soul. Shes my ice princess, Cold like the winter, White as the snow.
Closes The Door
Self respect at its low, Confidence no longer exists. Is this all you see me as, As some peice of skirt? Do i have the word whore, Written across my forehead? Do you like the fact im down, That i hate everything about me? You make me feel worthless, Just good enough for a shag. Never girlfriend material, And im never the girl. Just for once can you see, That im more than just a lay. There is more than just a body, Maybe i have a personality too. So take a look at me please, And no i dont mean at my body. Look deeper inside of me, And see i am me, in need of some love!
About Me
I am 34 years old. I have been married for 13 years going on 14 in Feb. I have 2 boys ages 13 and 7. No I was not pregnant when i got married juat 2 months after i got married. My first son was 1 month premature. I am a certified nurses aide at coryell memorial hospital at the meadows. which is the nursing home side of the hospital! I have been a cna for 2 and a half years now. I am very happily married but would like to make new friends!
Heres Some Remarks That Might Make You Life A Little Better ..lol
And your cry baby whiny arsed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm
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Poem
To feel his hand upon my cheek, Knowing my inner thoughts before I speak, How can love hold such sweet bliss, For our hearts join in this kiss, I can feel his love for me deep within, Keeping me safe and free from sin, We will never know, The boundaries of how far our love can go, A hunger and lustful need, Thoughts and feelings can be trying indeed, For our love holds no shame, My heart is his to tame, So now i say unto you, To thy own self be true, Carry me where ever you go, And you will be blessed from head to toe!
Once Again
If i was a brave lady, I'd tell you how i feel. If i was not so scared, This pain might just heal. I will continue to deny it, Never admit to liking you. Being just a good friend, A part of your little crew. I wish i could open up, As I'm really falling for you. No one could be compared, To everything that you do. You looks are adoring, Your charms are astounding. With the tunes that you mix, My heart starts pounding. I watch you in such awe, As you play at your decks. The smiles on your face, When your mixes have effects. I wish i could tell you, How you make me feel. But i know there's no point, So my lust i'll never reveal. So as i watch you walk away, Giving up on all that i desire. I know it will become a regret, But of you i will always enquire.
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You Go Granny
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!" Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!" The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!" The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!" The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME W
Good 'ole George
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other peoples business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He Sid nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.....walked home...and left it there all night. Don't ya just love 'ol George ?
Women
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his backside.
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Smoking Ban Bs
Last night I spent the evening at the county board meeting. It was held at the Civic Center, because there were too many people to fit in the regular board rooms for this one. I was there to speak my mind as were many others on the new bill that they were trying to pass to ban smoking in bars and outside the workplace. We spoke our minds to no avail. Beginning June 1st, the county in which I spend most of my time working and just hanging out goes smoke free, IN BARS! My question is where do we draw the line! Last I checked, cigarettes were not illegal. Last I checked, cigarettes were a personal choice. If I choose to smoke and decrease my chances of a longer life, that's my decision. I feel as though the governments are beginning to get too far into personal decisions. The government has NO RIGHT to tell me I can't enjoy a cigarette if I so please. I work at a bar every weekend, and that's going to affect me. We are actually looking at moving shows out of Olmsted county a
Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."
This Is For Razor!!!!!((( I Got 4 More Hrs To Go In The No Men Contect For 24 Hrs )))) I Am Winning Bitch Hahha
in 4 hr i am gunna go cock hungry live it up now chica.... cause ur so losing!!! told u i could go 24 hrs but no i didnt belive me hahha... btw did u see the hotties in that video mmmmmmmmm yeah when i think about it makes me wanna touch myself... w000t w00t!!!!
We Put Up An Album
Ok we got an album up for you all. Its called MORE PICS OF US and yes they are NSFW....HOPE YOU LIKE IT.....AND YES ALL PHOTOS ARE US.....WE GET REAL BORED ALOT...LOL
Work To Be Done
Work to be done The more focused effort you put into something, the more valuable you make it. The more time and attention you give to a task or activity, the more rewarding that activity will be. The process of building and creating is a naturally joyful one. Give of yourself to that process and fully enjoy the experience of making a positive difference. Decide not to carry around a burdensome resentment for what you have to do. Choose instead to be delightfully thankful for what you are able to achieve. Today is filled with opportunities to make things happen. Each and every situation is rich with positive possibilities. The many tasks you undertake can serve to bring you great joy. See them in the positive light of creativity and fulfillment. Be eager to give your time and the full depth of your attention to the work that is to be done in your world. And whatever that work may be, it will bring many magnificent treasures. -- Ralph Marston
My 'contest Update>>cut The Shit' Bulletin
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW CHERRY TAP RULES, YOU ONLY GET ONE VOTE SO RE-RATING THE SAME PERSON OVER AND OVER DOES NOTHING IF YOU WERE THE 4TH PERSON TO RATE THEM AND YOU RE RATED THEM 100 TIMES THEIR NUMBER OF RATES WILL STILL BE FOUR SO PLEASE IF YOUR GOING TO RATE SOME ONE JUST DO IT RE-RATES DOES NOTHING I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS CUZ THE PAST HOUR SOME KEEPS RE RATING THE SAME PERSON FROM 1-10 AND THEN BACK FROM 10-1 AND ITS FUCKING NERVE WRECKING SO PLEASE CUT THE SHIT RE RATING SOME ONE DOES NOT CHANGE THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF TIMES THAT THEY HAVE BEEN RATED WHICH IS WHAT I AM LOOKING AT OK I GUESS THAT ALL, KEEP VOTING PPL IN EITHER OR BOTH OF THE BBW CONTEST KISSABLE LIPS CONTEST POSTED BY EMANON
Work To Be Done
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 Work to be done The more focused effort you put into something, the more valuable you make it. The more time and attention you give to a task or activity, the more rewarding that activity will be. The process of building and creating is a naturally joyful one. Give of yourself to that process and fully enjoy the experience of making a positive difference. Decide not to carry around a burdensome resentment for what you have to do. Choose instead to be delightfully thankful for what you are able to achieve. Today is filled with opportunities to make things happen. Each and every situation is rich with positive possibilities. The many tasks you undertake can serve to bring you great joy. See them in the positive light of creativity and fulfillment. Be eager to give your time and the full depth of your attention to the work that is to be done in your world. And whatever that work may be, it will bring many magnificent treasures. -- Ralph
Love Vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each share their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alle
All Quiet On The Kosovo Front
Not much has happened since I last made an entry,which is a good thing considerng the potential for civli unrest is high. The people of Srebia,a neighboring country recently hekp local elections to which nothing was resolved as far as who will have control. We went back to the school on the hill yesterday and delivered some school supplies.Our company has decided to alot some money for the school to help with the building itself. I posted some pictures so all can have an ideal of how bad it reaaly is.Look under Kosovo life for the pics. The weather here has been the best in some time 50 degress during the day and no snow in sight which is fine with me. Well until the riots start which are bound to happen so long and Happy V day to all the Lovely Cherry Ladies
Plz. Vote 4 Babywhite In The Tattoo Contest
HEY EVERYONE, MZ. PONYGIRLSUE HERE ASKING MY FRIENDS TO TAKE A FEW MOMENTS OUT TO GO DROP SOME VOTES/COMMENTS ON MY GOOD FRIEND BABYWHITE'S ENTRY IN THE TATTOO CONTEST. SHE'S A GREAT GAL, AN AWESOME FRIEND, AND SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME SO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY FRIENDS SHOW HER SOME LOVE & SUPPORT TO PUT HER OVER THE TOP IN THIS ONE IF WE CAN. HERE IS HER CONTEST ENTRY LINK: AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT WHY NOT ADD HER ON AS A FRIEND AS WELL. CARLA'S AN ULTRA-NICE PERSON AND LIKE I SAID SHE'S AN AWESOME FRIEND TO HAVE. SO ROLL BY HER PAGE AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND LET HER KNOW THAT MZ. PONYGIRLSUE SENT YOU. **babywhite** Rate and Fan me Please@ CherryTAP MUCH LOVE TO ALL OF MY GREAT FRIENDS WHO RESPOND TO THIS REQUEST FOR HELP ~~~ THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOVE & SUPPORT ~~~ MZ. PONYGIRLSUE
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What To Write? What To Write ?
i have been asked by a few people now why i dont blog.. i got thinking im not realy sure anyone will want to know what im thinking and if they know what im thinking i may freak them out a bit LOL. im not to serious about alot of things, i dont care what people say or may think of me. either your gonna like me or your not. its simple.. im starting to do the mumm thing and its alot of fun, i am learning some cool stuff and some stuff well i wish i hadnt learned. the mumms are like a seperate world. so many different people. like theres one that just seems to hate it here but cant help to stay and make rude comments, she seems mad at life and i can apperciate that. then theres the fun loving one that just finds good in everything. if you hand her a lemon she will make a cake, pie and a drink to boost. then the guys! you got the jerky one that just says the dumbest things why because some of the mumms deserve just that. the insightful guy that seems to have positive imput,then
A Neat Little Parable
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher w ith a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's
My Place!
The Spirit Carries On
WHERE DID WE COME FROM? WHY ARE WE HERE? WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE DIE? WHAT LIES BEYOND AND WHAT LIES BEFORE? IS ANYTHING CERTAIN IN LIFE? THEY SAY "LIFE IS TO SHORT," "THE HERE AND THE NOW" AND "YOUR ONLY GIVEN ONE SHOT" BUT COULD THERE BE MORE HAVE I LIVED BEFORE? OR COULD THIS BE ALL THAT WEVE GOT? IF I DIE TOMORROW I'D BE ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT AFTER WERE GONE THE SPIRIT CARRIES ON I USED TO BE FRIGHTEND OF DYING I USED TO THINK DEATH WAS THE END BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I'M NOT SCARED ANYMORE I KNOW THAT I WILL TRANSCEND I MAY NEVER FIND ALL THE ANSWERS I MAY NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY I MAY NEVER PROVE WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE BUT I KNOW I STILL HAVE TO TRY IF I DIE TOMORROW I'D BE ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT AGTER WERE GONE THE SPIRIT CARRIES ON MOVE ON BE BRAVE DONT WEEP AT MY GRAVE BECAUSE IM NO LONGER HERE BUT PLEASE DONT LET YOUR MEMORY OF ME DISAPPEAR BECAUSE I BELIEVE AFTER WERE GONE THE SPIRIT CARRIES ON
Darkness And You
IN THE DARK MIRROR in the dark mirror where no light can reach I see her still face radiant with a smile her passion frozen in the dark mirror Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Flu Oh Noez!
So we have the flu...its going to be a miserable weekend. I hope everyone else is healthy. Ya ever see the MadTV where big bird gets bird flu?
New And Cool....
I new to this and home to make lots of friends of any age, race and gender. So hit me up if you'd like be a friend of mine doesn't matter where you're from. Maybe you, me and wife and kids can all get together and hang out sometime. Late!
I Am Pissed Off
to all my ''friends'' and i use the trem losely what the hell except for 6 or 7 people nobody says shit to me except when they are in a contest and need votes for it i am so pissed off people say they will talk to me but they do not the 7 people know who they are and the only other person i am excludeing from this is my beautiful wife Christina she is always their for me thank you and have a good day. from , Freak Boy
January 24, 2007: Surge Protectors
Those who oppose an increase in troops in [Iraq], like most Democrats and a few Republicans. Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in [2008] want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
New Blog
OK I WAS ASKED Y I DONT HAVE ANY PICS ON MY PROFILE THAT ARE LESS THEN APPROPRIATE YOU COULD SAY. I DONT HAVE THESE FOR REASONS........WHILE THEY MAY NOT SEEM GOOD TO YOU THEY ARE MY REASONS. FIRST OF ALL I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR MYSELF THEN TO PUT MYSLEF OUT THERE LIKE THAT. TWO IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ITS BECUASE OF ME NOT THE SIZE OF MY TITS OR PHAT ASS... NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO DOES HAVE PICTURES SUCH AS THESE ON THERE PROFILE DO YOU. NOR DO I LOOK AT ANYONES "PRIVATE" PICTURES SIMPLY BECUASE I DONT CARE I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU, AND FOR SOME REASON SOME PPL THINK THAT INCLUDES THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK. TO ME IT DOESNT SORRY....THANK YOU FOR READING IF YOU ACTUALLY DID....L8TER
If My Life Were A Movie....here Is The Soundtrack
My Life: Opening Credits: Poison - Shut Up and Make Love Waking Up: Good Charlotte - My Old Man First day at school: Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn (THAT'S JUST FUCKING AWESOME..lmao) Falling in love: Green Day - Are We The Waiting Fight Song: Ill Nino - Disposed Breaking up: Coal Chamber - Sway (again that is just bloody awesome!!) Life: System Of A Down - Chop Suey Mental Breakdown: Switchblade Symphony - Clown Driving: Marilyn Manson - Cryptoid Flashback: Linkin Park - Crawling Wedding: Evanescence - Missing (would be a good wedding song) Birth of a child: Stained - Run Away (is someone telling me something there...lol) Final Battle: Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire Death Scene: Live - White, Discussion Funeral Song: Live - I Alone (Wow the fates are telling me something *cries*)
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God Loves You!
GOD LOVES YOU! Psalm 119:2 “Blessed are they that keep His testimonies, and that seek Him with the whole heart.” Have you ever thought that if you lived according to God’s laws that you were going to miss out? Come on now be honest. Truth is if you don’t live according to God’s laws you ARE going to miss out! God’s laws are for your welfare. God is not a tyrant in heaven making a bunch of laws to make you squirm like a worm in hot ashes as you try to keep those laws. GOD LOVES YOU! Every time God says “Thou shalt not,” God is simply saying, “Don’t hurt yourself.” And every time God says, “Thou shalt,” God is saying, “Help yourself to happiness.” God has something so wonderful for you. Write the following down on some sticky notes and post them everywhere … God loves me. God knows better than I do. God is in control. God is good. GOD LOVES YOU!
My Father's Big Sister
Old poem. Someone reminded me of her today:) A mistake at Birth Now orphaned Again Without blood To rely on I am glad I have My friends A new beginning Starts once this Page ends Another chapter To explore A fresh life Ascends Faith and my Beliefs Allow no Anger in My Grief I allow a single Tear Followed by a Sigh Of Relief I now get to be The same old me Only different Dedicated to my late Aunt Sylvia Adler, who passed on January 7, 2004. I will miss you my friend. I STILL do!!
The Irony Of It All...taxes...
Good Morning and how are you? How many times have you just sat back (stood or laid will work too) and thought about the irony of it all sometimes is just mind boggling. Now boggling could have many meanings but for this we will use the term as outright shaking your head and saying what kind of idiot… Here is the reason for this. This story goes back a few years 8 to be precise. In the early months of 1999 the Golden State Fence Company were awarded a contract to build a fence keeping illegal aliens namely Mexican’s that crossed over from Mexico to California of their own free will. The company was given this contract for one thing proximity to the work site and it was a very sound company to do the job. They had the man power to do it and were low bidder for the job hence forth they won the contract. Officials monitoring the progress and the company’s books found an astonishing fact. Golden State Fence Company had on their payroll various amounts of illegal aliens (Mexicans) about one
I Never
I never knew what was there i never knew who was there I never knew the world was cruel I never knew the world was cold I never knew she was old I never knew what I was told I never knew it would be so I never knew it would snow I never knew she would go! Dedicated to my Grandmom
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I Wrote This For My Friend Sweetone
Serenade to an Angel Your wings are wide your thighs are nice your halo glows bright in the night your smile deafens any scepticism your eyes shine and you cant be mine your grace is not so graceful but you are an Angel your body a monument to Beauty your soft but unbreakable your single but untakeable your an Angel who dwells on earth I cant express how much your worth but seeing you 100 yards away is worth the wait even if you cant be mine Your beautiful from head to toe no matter what you wear you will always be amazing this is my weary attempt to dazzle an Angel with weary words of a man but this angel dwells within every heart and soul of man. With Love, George
I Wrote This For My Friend Sweetone
Serenade to an Angel Your wings are wide your thighs are nice your halo glows bright in the night your smile deafens any scepticism your eyes shine and you cant be mine your grace is not so graceful but you are an Angel your body a monument to Beauty your soft but unbreakable your single but untakeable your an Angel who dwells on earth I cant express how much your worth but seeing you 100 yards away is worth the wait even if you cant be mine Your beautiful from head to toe no matter what you wear you will always be amazing this is my weary attempt to dazzle an Angel with weary words of a man but this angel dwells within every heart and soul of man. With Love, George
Lmfao... Read And Just Smile Hell Its Humpday!
The mental ward nurse entered a room and found a patient sitting in a chair pretending to drive a car. The nurse asked, "What are you doing, Charlie?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" She wished him a good trip and left. The next day, she entered Charlie's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and asked, "How are you doing today, Charlie?" Charlie answered, "I just got to Chicago!" "Great," she replied. The nurse left Charlie's room and went across the hall into Bob's room, and found Bob sitting on his bed, masturbating furiously. Shocked, she cried, "Bob, what are you doing?" Bob said, "While Charlie's in Chicago, I'm doing his wife!"
Ooh... Me Abs, They Be A Burnin!
So... this whole gym thing. I am so sore all over!! My abs are like.. wow.. I dunno. It hurts to cough. I just gotta keep telling myself it will all be worth it in the long run. I am actually quite proud of myself for just pushing myself to go every single day, whether I fly solo or not or if I work 10 hours and have to go at 3am... However, anyone want to give me a massage? I'm achin!
My Birthday
I WANT TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS WHO WAS SENDING AL THOSE BIRTHDAY CAKES AND BIRTHDAY CARDS I LOVE YALL AND YALL SHOW ME UR TRUE FRIENDS MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Send this eCard !
Be Romantic....[ Only Men Please ]
Sweep her off her feet. Make him feel ten feet tall. And not only on Valentine's Day. Be Romantic Always and enjoy life!
Sorry
Just wanted to say sorry to my friends on here. I don't mean to avoid anyone. I've been taking time to myself. Right now, I'm taking a short break or seperation from my husband so I've been blocking people out. I'm okay..A bit numb and out of it I guess. I don't even know what I'm doing....but I'm hoping that I'm doing the right thing.
♥he Is The One♥
Faith
Do a search on 'The God Delusion' and Richard Dawkin's documentary. Agree or disagree it is very hard to stop watching.
A Tear A Laugh A Kiss In The Night
A laugh, A tear, A kiss in the night, You're there, You're here, Such a beautiful sight, A love we can share, Forever and more, My heart is for you, The one I adore, A true feeling of hope, Strenght and forgiveness of sins, I'm by your side through thickness and thins, I vow to hold your hand when things are tough, Nothing can tear us apart nothing is ever enough, I love to see you smile at me, Treat me like your queen, Our love is Up, Down, Anywhere in between, And so with words of caring and words of love, I hope you feel the feelings I speak of, My wish is that you don't deny of the things speak, For if you do there will tears running down my cheeks, A laugh, A tear, A kiss in the night, Hold me, My dear, And let our love take flight.
Im Deleting My Cherrytap Account.
Ill be giving everyone about a weeks time to add me somewhere either it being my AIM, Yahoo messager, or my myspace. AIM/AOL - ABAD V6 ON ROIDS YAHOO! - XXTHEENDOFHEARTACHEXX http://www.myspace.com/theskyweepstonight If you add me on myspace, be sure to message me first to tell me who you are. so i wont just delete you. Im just not feeling this place anymore... Tis all. -John
Silent Whisper
SILENT WHISPER I SEEN THIS GIRL STANDING THERE FROM AFAR LOOKING SO BRIGHT AS A NIGHTLY STAR GORGEOUS FROM HER HEAD TO THE SOLE OF HER FEET SO BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE'D MAKE ANY MAN'S HEART BEAT HER SKIN LOOKS SO SOFT AND HER BODY SO WARM SO SWEET AS HONEY CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY A SWARM I KEEP WONDERING IF I WILL EVER GET MY CHANCE TO SHOW HER IM A TRUE MAN WITH DREAMS OF ROMANCE HER SMILE SO BRIGHT IT LIGHTS UP MY DAY HER LIPS SO SOFT LOOKING IN EVERY WAY HER LITTLE JOY OF LAUGHTER MAKES MY BODY SHIVER AND WHEN I THINK OF US TOGETHER MY BODY BEGINS TO QUIVER I DREAM OF NIGHTS ALONE WITH HER UNDERNEATH THE RAIN SHARING IN OUR CLOSENESS AND ESCAPING THE PAIN THE PAIN THAT COMES FROM JUST BEING ALONE THESE ARE MY SILENT WHISPERS TO GOD PLEASE BRING HER HOME I CANT STAND NOT HAVING HER IN MY ARMS EACH AND EVERY NIGHT TO ONEDAY MAKE HER MY GIRL WILL BE MY FORVER FIGHT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THESE ARE TEARS OF SORROW OR TEARS OF J
Pain
I don't wanna fall for him again. i don't think I can take the pain. i don't wanna have these feelings if he doesn't feel the same. i don't want my heart to jump, when i haven't seen him in awhile. i don't wanna see him grin, if i'm not the one making him smile. i don't wanna reach out, every time i see his hand. i don't wanna try to explain if he'll never understand. i don't want tears in my eyes every time i see his face. i don't want my heart to be empty, if he's the only one that can fill the space. i don't wanna have to smile at him, when i really wanna cry. i don't want him to wave hello, if he really means goodbye. i don't wanna get played, as a result of his little game. but all he has to do to get me back, is simply say my name.
I Have A Secret
I have a secret, like most people do.. I'm full of regret, and I know I'm a fool. Love must have a sense of humor, who thought I would ever choose him? Life is full of many rumors, and my eyes are full to the brim. Many things I've learned in life, trust is hard to give. Now days are filled with pain and strife, yet without him it's hard to live. Hard to live without his love that I'm sure I never had. Hard to breathe without his kiss but I know my feelings are bad. Why would I want a chronic liar? ...But he fill my heart with a passionate fire... Yes, I have a secret, like most people do. I'm full of regret, and I know I'm a fool. I have a secret, like most people do. I'm full of regret . . . but I still love you.
A Bitter Reality
A Bitter Reality! by Tommy Reed She has gone, she has left, Leaving me like a cleft. Standing lonely in the crowd, No one hears, I'm crying aloud. Not friend, nor foe, She has left, and said NO! Burning days, cold nights, Autumn teases, spring sites. Life never seemed so useless, So troublesome, beyond clueless. That's how the dream ends, Toward disaster and life begins. This is what love lost is, Fool's paradise, a faithless kiss!
Soulmate?
WHAT A SOULMATE IS TO ME Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around......your SOULMATE. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition, but only a quiet calmness when they are near. You can be yourself an
Road Trip!
Well have to hit the road this morning! Hate it too! One of my lovely little Granddaughters(7 year old Brianna) is with her druggy Mom, and she called Late Monday night and told me to come get her!Of course they live in Indianapolis, Ind. too! So, am getting ready to leave in just a little while, found out we ( RERE & I) will be running into a LOT of snow!Please, if you are a friend of mine or miss RERE, keep us in mind today and pray for a safe journey. The trip takes about 10 or so hours depending on the weather , and we plan on getting a room for tonight then hitting the road home in the morning! So, keep us in mind , and hopefully we will talk to you wonderful folks upon our return! Hugs & Thanks......Lily
A Chapter Closed
I HAVE RELEASED MY INNER POET. A Chapter Closed By Tommy Reed A chapter closed, A chapter gone. The pages filled, The story done. A happy ending? Well, not this time. The sad reality, This story is mine. The laughs and tears, Still remain. The fun and fear, Gone again. The ink is dry, The paper crisp. I no longer, Can taste your lips. The journey's over, At least for now. Maybe one day, You'll come back somehow. The tears still falling, The last page open. I sign the words I hate to say, My heart for now, is very Broken.
Beware - Painful Processing In Progress!
So, here I am, awake at this hour again! I fought with my personal wakeup call this morning and finally gave in, lol! We, my friends and I, that is, are all on the fast track to personal growth, whether we want to be or not! Even the gregarious ones are pulling back into seclusion, dealing with the pain of it all. The strange and restless energy surges are not helping one little bit, either! Sadness, anger, despair, hysterical joy, uncontrollable attacks of weeping - we've got it all, friends, lol! Time for the heavy duty meditation. And lots of journaling to work this mess out! I've tried talking to others who are not "processing," but that does not seem to help. It's like the Universe is saying," You're on your own, kid; show us what you've got!!" Ouch, that hurts! It's become difficult to concentrate when treating clients as so much is going on in my head. Luckily, this is a slow week, lol! See how the Universe takes care of it all, lol!! I'm being reminded that I cannot f
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With Out A Last Good Bye
I look up at the stars, alone and so scared I call out your name, but still you're not there I try to hold your hand, but it's nowhere in my reach I think of things you've told me, for the love you gave had teached I need you `cuz I love you, and I love you `cuz I do All I had in my life wouldn't compare to you I don't know why you left me without a last goodbye You left me with a broken heart while tears fell from my eyes I still have to so many words that I have kept locked up inside While dreams kept running through my head, thinking you are still mine I don't know how to change what happened between us two Even though you left me hurt I can't help but still love you Wherever you are I know within that I'm still in your heart I would never let this pain inside tear my love for you apart But I know no matter what I do you never will return My heart will always be in two and my tears... will always b
Grains Of Sand
PLEASE DONT PLAGERIZE...this was written by me~ Grains of SAND Like slipping sand seeping through my fingers I feel our love starting to fall. Grain by grain it falls out of my reach and beyond my sight. Unnoticeable until its almost gone and by then, to late to save. I'm desperately search trying to find it, but each morsel so tiny with its own significance is single until pieced together to create a more significant, explicable form, that then grows and takes home in a heart, and is called love. It takes each piece, each grain to complete the puzzle, anything less is far too incomplete. Each is named compassion, soul, willing, giving, caring, concern, hope and so on. Once the pattern breaks and one grain is lost, like children the others follow, until everything you thought you lived for, everything you would have died for, is gone. Out of sight, out of reach, out of mind and requires much faith and worlds of searching to again find.
How**to**win**a**gurls**heart**
> 1. Hugs from behind. > 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). > 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. > 4. Cuddle with her. > 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. > 6. Write little notes. > 7. Compliment her Honestly. > 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. > 9. Be super sweet to her. > 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. > 11. Comfort her when she cries. > 12.Wipe away her tears > 13. Love her with all your heart. > 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). > 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). > 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! > & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! > 17. Take her for a long walk at night! > 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close > 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! becau
When Your Loved Ones Lie To You
Yes I got dumped Tuesday night and Im venting...no she didnt lie tuesday night but did in the past and I forgave her with little work on her part...yet for the last few days she has told me she loved me ETC, and even did so just two hours before slamming me back to reality and breaking my heart by dumping me on my ass....saying shes been trying to figure out a way for days to do it...then why lead me on lying to me making me think everything is ok and that you love me? PLEASE I NEED A COUNSELOR so with the above being said..... WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR LOVED ONES LIE TO YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO? When somoeone who looks at you in your eyes and says they love you lies to you what do you do, do you just forgive and move on in hopes that it never hpapens again??? or Does trust once given freely have to be earned back? Well for me if I SAY I LOVE YOU to anyone that automatically means NO LIES! For some people they lie so much that they do not see the forest for the trees a
Dangerous
I am a black which reside in Cameroon then I fight for the dominion black I am 21-year-old I am aware(conscious) that the whites have we too much to threaten we were for a long time their slaves maintaining to us all the blacks of to take revenge we have to make him(it) on the women a white, all the whites who will be interest in my blog to hesitate not to contact me marc the rough black
I Will Always Love You
Standing here all on my own, watching life go by, taking in those dreadful words, ...a tear drops from my eye, I stood there as i watched you run, and waited for the pain, love can be a painful thing, you used my love in vain, Why'd you leave me here to cry?, our love had felt so...right, why'd you go and break my heart, just like you did that night, let me kiss your lips once more, so I can see it's true, help me see your love is gone, that I can't be with you, don't leave me here to fall apart, to watch you fade away, tell me how you really feel, and why you just won't stay, I never thought I'd cry so much, I want to see this through... although you'll never feel for me..... I always will love you.
System Of A Down Psycho
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The Words I Love You
Some people want to hear "I LOVE YOU" Some dont really care but I only want to here it If you PROMISE to be there Be there when im in pain, and even if im not Be there when im falling apart dont leave me there to rot and if the whole world turned against me you will still be there you wont see me crying and be like "i dont care" Be there when i NEED you because i never wont If you say "I LOVE YOU" dont later say you dont.
Cross-dressing (the Fetish): What’s It All About?
Cross-dressing (the fetish): What’s it all about? Why do we do it? Who does it? When do we do it? What do we get out of it? Is it just a fetish? What do we do? Are we Gay, Bi, Hetero or unique? Is there a cure? If there was would we want it anyway? What does it mean for our Significant Others? Are CDs (Cross-Dressers), MIPs (Men In Panties) and TVs (Transvestites) different things? Here are some of my answers to these puzzling questions and the conclusions I have drawn. MIPs, CDs, TVs. First of all I have to define my terms for the purposes of this essay as there seem to be no universally accepted definitions of MIPs, CDs and TVs. This is unsurprising as all of us wear women’s apparel to a greater or lesser extent. For my purposes, I define MIPs as those who do not go beyond a pair of panties and perhaps a pair of hold-up stockings. My definition of CDs are those that, while they may or may not dress fully in women’s clothes, do so primarily for sexual stimulation a
Never
Never Say I love you if its not really there, Never talk about feelings if you dont really care, Never hold my hand if your going to break my heart, Never say your gonna if you dont plan to start, Never look into my eyes if all your going to do is lie, Never say hello if you really mean goodbye, If you really mean forever Then please say youll try, Never say forever cause forever makes me cry.
Irony Of Love
The IRONY of LOVE is loving the right person at the wrong time and having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life. Sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you're suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much you love the person. Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little. We all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always “right.” Most often, we fall in love with the person we think we love only to discover that for them, we are just for past times, while the one who truly loves us remains either a fr
Movies That I Love, But Will Prolly Get Shyte For...
AIGHT, MOST OF YOU KNOW I'M A MOVIE FREAK. MY DOWNFAL IS I LIKE MOST MOVIES, NO MATTER HOW SAPPY. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU SOME EXAMPLES, BUT I WILL ALSO THROW IN THE WHY ABOUT WHY I LOVE THESE MOVIES. FIRST OFF, I JUST WATCHED IT, SO YOU HAVE TO SUFFER. JERRY MCGUIRE. THE MOVIE IS BRILLIANT. I LOVE THE LITTLE KID RAY, WHEN HE SAYS FUCK IT'S ALL KINDS OF GOOD. THE MOVIE MAKES ME THINK THAT IF YOU CARE AND LOVE, NOTHJING BAD CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. SAPPY I KNOW. THE SECOND MOVIE IS LOVE ACTUALLY. THIS MOVIE IS ALL KINDS OF BRITISH HUMOR AT IT'S BEST. EXCELLENT COMEDY, WITH MESSAGES THAT JUST MAKE ME THINK, "DAMN WHY THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE." THE THIRD MOVIE IS MAJOR LEAGUE, WATCHED THIS MOVIE A LOT WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AS A KID, SAPPY HUMOR, BUT AWESOME FUCKING DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE CAST. DISNEY MOVIE, OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE FILMS, BUT ONLY THE BACK IN THDAY ONES. LIKE ROBIN HOOD AND ALICE IN WONDERLAND. THESE MOVIES ARE BRILLIANT, BUT PEOPLE GET SHIT FOR ADMITTING THEY LIKE THEM. ADMIT YO
Hinder Get Stoned
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Giving It All Tonight
So tell me another story Make it up as you go It's alright, we can find a new place to hide they'll never know We could wait here til morning It would be safer then It's alright, we can find a new place to start again A new place to begin Put your arms around me now, don't turn around This city's burning to the ground So we'll drive for days And I'll take your fear away And fail I might But I'm giving it all tonight, giving it all tonight I'm only fearing failure And everything's on track We're moving forward, never looking back As long as this will last Searching for our fate, however far away We're never coming home And I need to escape And you need to be saved We're in this all alone
Afraid To Love Again
I found someone that made me happy he made me laugh and smile but I cryed and frowned as well and kept this in denial I trusted him so much that I gave to him a gift that can NEVER be returned but now it only seems as if that gift has just been burned I thought I made a good choice, but now im filled with pain not believing in regret, i just move on not taking life in vain it was an exremely long journey to get over all of this I will NEVER give my heart away at just one kiss. Now, I found someone that makes me happy he makes me laugh and smile but after everything that happened LOVE will have to wait a while.
Supremacy Black
I am a black which reside in Cameroon then I fight for the dominion black I am 21-year-old I am aware(conscious) that the whites have we too much to threaten we were for a long time their slaves maintaining to us all the blacks of to take revenge we have to make him(it) on the women a white, all the whites who will be interest in my blog to hesitate not to contact me marc the rough black
In Regard To My Life And My Ex
IN REGARDS TO MY LIFE AND MY EX ( yes i got dumped Tuesday night by someone I loved dearly) OKAY...THIS IS WHERE I GET SERIOUS. AND I MAY THROW A COUPLE CLICHES OUT, BUT PLEASE FORGIVE MY RANDOM THOUGHTS.... I JUST NEED TO SAY THEM, BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE WILL READ THIS: I ALWAYS THOUGHT PEOPLE CAME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON. THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO PASS YOU A SIGN REASSURING YOU THAT YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT PATH IN LIFE. I THINK SOMEWHERE I FUCKED UP. I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE, AND AT ONE TIME WAS IN FULL CONTROL OF THAT AND MY LIFE. I DO NOT LIKE WHO I HAVE BECOME. I DO NOT LIKE THE REASONS I HAVE BECOME THIS. I DO NOT LIKE THAT THINGS BEYOND MY CONTROL HAVE TURNED MY LIFE INTO THIS. ALL THIS, AND LIFE HAS BECOME QUITE CONFUSING TO ME. I FEEL LIKE IM DROWNING IN A POOL BUT KNOW HOW TO SWIM, AND WAS ONCE A MARATHON SWIMMER. I FEEL LIKE IM FALLING FROM AN AIRPLANE AND I FORGOT MY PARACHUTE, BUT WAS ONCE A WORLD CLASS SKYDIVER. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS I DONT KNOW HOW
When I Am With You
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."
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Love
The closest analogy to being in love to me is like INVESTING MONEY. Most people invest money for the long haul.....they dont throw $1000 into the stock market on Monday and move it on Tuesday just cuz the stock went down. Most people leave the money in for TIME and see what the market does and even with the UPS and DOWNS usually if the investment was a smart one in the beginning they come out on top. To me LOVE is the same way. It changes daily....sometimes up, sometimes down, but the good smart investor IN LOVE, his profit and goal comes to fruition when YEARS down the road his goal was met with a LIFE, LOVE and a FAMILY. To me the HEART and LOVE is the GREATEST THING ONE PERSON CAN INVEST IN ANOTHER...and just like the stock market it comes with RISKS.....it all depends on WHAT AND HOW MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO RISK TO GET WHAT YOU TRULY WANT MY GOAL IS HAPPINESS AND WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO COME BY AND WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT WILLING TO WORK THESE DAYS FOR LOVE!
I Ammmm Back ! ! !
for over a month i was off line and wondering when i was going to get back and alot of times i was cring amd mising al my guy friends i thought well thjat was it for the web but i am so glad that i am back with all of you i missed you all so very much and there was not one day i didn't think about al of you i missed you all so much but i had to stay strong for me and the day when i came back did any of you all miss me ????? i hope so its so nice to be missed BRENDA let me know what you think ok thank you
Guns & Roses Live & Let Die
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No One But You
No One Can Stop My Heart From Aching. No One Can End My Pain and Aching. No One Can Say Their Love is True. No One Can Save Me, No One But You.... No One Can Make Me Scream In Pain. No One Can Make My Tears Fall Like Rain. No One Can Ever Help Me Pull Through, No One Can Hurt Me, No One But You....
Limp Bizkit Break Shit
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Key To My Heart
Moor precious then silver, More expensive than gold. Like the rarest diamond, Its one of a kind and The key to my heart you hold. Be careful with it, There’s no spare just one. And it belongs to you So guard it with your love It opens my heart, A secret world. You’ll find my love my world, My pain , my joy my private/emotions Hidden from all but one The very key to my soul, It’s the key to my heart you hold
Music Is Back!
Music is BACK! Well kind of. Its not quite the same but it will have to do for now. Go See! MAH
What I Have Lost
Why does it hurt so bad? To lose something I never had. To have these feelings and nothing to do. Just to sit around and wait for you. Why is it hard to move on? When all my feelings for you should be gone. In my soul when you are around. Your name is a beautiful sound. Now all I can do is wonder How I lost it all in a blunder. By not telling you how I feel, Trying to act like it's no big deal. Now I know the nature of my errors I just wish I can get rid of my cares Yet I know my heart won't let me Get rid of the person who fills me with glee. Just by hearing your sweet name Knowing my feeling for you are just the same. I must move on to a new life. Leaving behind the feelings and strife. I am only human and I am weak, But for you, there was a beautiful streak. I would do anything to repeat that day, When you hung on my words waiting to say. Now I am on a new track, Knowing that I can't have you back. No matt
Sex Iq... Hahaha I Win@!
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My Fuck Name
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Slow By Still
it's sad attraction that causes us torment and my predictions are suffering, at best operation "connect-your-feet-to-the-floor" is stealing heartbeats away and closing doors must we defend the need to pretend? correction! nothing is set for us, and i'm convinced departure engages us to try and find direction without a crutch to perform a sad perception that goes on unexplored a stale emotion, a partner on a string prepared attraction, and severed with a ring now: i'm reluctance, and you're integrity a dialogue reads "it's all we know" grand insight cannot feel this dead it's how we dive and descend this is a pact we've made to discover eachother we're building alone it's fair to think that time's the instrument apply the talent - expanding infinite.
1st Iidx Tatusjin Vid!
Alright, here's my first vid for IIDX. More will be coming out this week.
Bringing Sexy Back!
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
An Intimate Survey
ANSWER HONESTLY OR DON'T BOTHER!Age/Sex:33 femaleAre you a virgin?not even closeIf so you can stop now, If not how many people have you slept with?wow lets seee around 30Dated?manyKissed?manyBeen in love with?2Told you love?2Told they loved you?I am not sure I would guess around 6How many relationships?many short lived ones & 2 seriousLongest? Shortest?15 yearsBest and worst?my marriage was the best & the worstInfo about your first girl/boyfriend?I married himInfo about your first love?I married himLast girl/boyfriend?ahh I havent had one in about 18 yearsLast love?my childrenHow many people you dated seen you naked?all of emEver have a one night stand?yes Ever slept with someone and regretted it?yesHow many regrets? Why?I was having a sexual relationship with my ex husband for yearsWhere did you lose your virginity and to whom?At his house Devon Was it everything you expected?I hated it, I bled & ran home never lokking back & dumped his ass...Do you give head? How many people?yes
Could I Have Realy Found
Before i thought it was impossible to fall in love. i thought that there was no true perfect match. i used to laugh at people that said i love you to one another because i was hurt badly once by a man that i thought i had loved who ended up cheating on me. i had lost all hope in ever loving anyone after that, then eventually lost the thought of love and began to think it was all just a joke. until now... have i finally found the man who completes me? have i found the man i want to spend the rest of my life with? the answer is yes. he is my life. I love him with a permanence that endures the passing years. I love him with a joyfulness that subdues all doubts and fears. I love him with an honesty that was born within my heart. I love him with the calm belief that we will never part. I love him with the certainty that I’ll cherish him forever. I love him with the humbleness of one who has been blessed. I love him with the reverence of all that word suggests. I love him with a fervor that
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20 Ways To Win A Girl's Heart.
1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Don't force her to do anything. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she will scream and say put me down but really, she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it will get back to her! 17. Don't ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! 18. Take her for a long walk at night! 19. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close. 20. Neve
The Gummy Bear Dance
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I.c.p. Hall Of Illusions
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Way Upperclass/rich
1-22 --ghetto 23-33 --average 34-44--Spoiled 45+ --way upperclass/rich. What do you have? [X] Mother [x] Father [] Step-mother [] Step-father [X] Sister [X] Step-sister/half sister [x] Brother [x] Step-brother/half brother [X] Nephew [X] Niece [x] Cell phone [x] own bathroom [x] own room [x] swimming pool [x] Hot tub [] Guest room TOTAL: 13 [x] Fullsize or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [X] Watch [X] MP3 Player/iPod [X]playstation (ps 2) [x] Xbox/ (360) [] Nintendo Wii [X] Gameboy/ Advance [x ] Gamecube TOTAL: 9 [] Basketball hoop [] Air hockey table [] Pool table [] Ping pong table [] Fooseball table []Trampoline TOTAL: 0 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [X]DVD player in bedroom [X] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister [X] ever Shopped at AE [x] Own a Gucci, Dooney & Burke, LV, OR Guess, etc. [] Wears Lacoste [X] have a credit card [] Parents give you money everywhere that you go
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Adult Survey
You:What color eyes?bluest of blueHair?everchangingHow tall?5 '6How old?33What city do you live in?hereMale/Female?femaleThe Private You?How many people have you had sex with in 2006?4How many of those people were one night stands?1How many serious relationships have you had?2What is your favorite position?doggieHave you ever slept with more than one person at a time?neverHim / HerEyes?blueHeight?5' 8 or tallerWeight?anyBody structure?thickTall / short?tallPersonality?funlovingAge?35 or olderMisc.What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone?sadly there ussually isnt much talking before hand... maybe that isnt sad..lolHave you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship?yes I miss himIf yes, how many?2Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with?yesTop or bottom?eitherHave you ever considered being with some of the same sex?thought about itWhat are 2 turn on's?eyes & assWhat are 2 turn off's?conciet Why did you feel it necessary to fill o
Another Sexy Survey
I found this, and added some:How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?:manyHave you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?:yes twice I married one & the other left me=(Are you crushin' on anybody?:lusting isnt the same as crushing is it?Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:yesHave you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:I am sure I did but not intentionallyAre you happier single or in a relationship?:singleHave you ever been cheated on?:yesWhat is your favorite thing(s) about the opposite sex?:eys smile ass lipsHave you ever had your heart broken?:completely shatteredHave you ever broken someones heart?:I think I may haveTalk to any of your ex's?:yes If you could go back in time and change things with your ex's, would you?:I wouldnt change a thingDo you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:I believe that I would beHave you been in an abusive relationship?:yesHave you dated someone older than you?:yesYounger?:nopeDo yo
I.c.p. All The Way
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Abc's
1. A is for age: 27 2. B is for beer of choice: Bud Light or Ice House 3. C is for career right now: Being a MOM, I quit my Job 4. D is for your dog's name? Tiny,Missy and Gabby 5. E is for essential item you use everyday toothbrush and hairbrush 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Dont have one 7. G is for favorite game. Mad Gab 8. H is for Home town: Garland Texas 9. I is for instruments you play: NONE 10. J is for favorite juice? Apple 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I can think of ONE right off the BAT!!!! 12. L is for last place you ate: El Chico's 13. M is for marriage: have been for almost 6 years 14. N is for your full name Amanda Elizabeth 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: a few times giving birth to 3 kids 16. P is for people you were with today: My Husband and 3 kids 17. Q is for quote: "Never leave the person you love for the person you like, because one day the person you like will le
That's Not Nice!
My stupid profile reads me at 31! Im not 31 yet! Not till next month! *wimpers* And its so wrong neways.. I'm turning 25 again damnit! *skips off pouting*
Hey Everyone Leave Me A Sweet Voice Comment Thanks!!!:)
Anyways you can send me a Voice comment by clicking underneath my voice messages and it will give ya a phone number and if you get one on ur page I will return the favor thanks cherrys have a wonderfull nightz!!!!
Respiratory Syncytial Virus
Clinical features: Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) is the most common cause of bronchiolitis and pneumonia among infants and children under 1 year of age. Illness begins most frequently with fever, runny nose, cough, and sometimes wheezing. During their first RSV infection, between 25% and 40% of infants and young children have signs or symptoms of bronchiolitis or pneumonia, and 0.5% to 2% require hospitalization. Most children recover from illness in 8 to 15 days. The majority of children hospitalized for RSV infection are under 6 months of age. RSV also causes repeated infections throughout life, usually associated with moderate-to-severe cold-like symptoms; however, severe lower respiratory tract disease may occur at any age, especially among the elderly or among those with compromised cardiac, pulmonary, or immune systems. The virus: RSV is a negative-sense, enveloped RNA virus. The virion is variable in shape and size (average diameter of between 120 and 300 nm), is unstabl
What Are Noroviruses?
What are noroviruses? Noroviruses are members of a group of viruses called caliciviruses also known previously as “Norwalk-like viruses.” Infection with norovirus affects the stomach and intestines, causing an illness called gastroenteritis, or “stomach flu.” This “stomach flu” is not related to the flu (or influenza), which is a respiratory illness caused by influenza virus. In addition, noroviruses are not related to bacteria and parasites that can cause gastrointestinal illnesses. Norovirus is not a “new” virus, but interest in it is growing as more is learned about how frequently noroviruses cause illness in people (see Why is norovirus infection important for food handlers?). What are the symptoms of infection with norovirus? Norovirus infection causes gastroenteritis, which is an inflammation of the stomach and the small and large intestines. The symptoms of gastroenteritis are nausea, vomiting, and/or diarrhea accompanied by abdominal cramps. Some people also complain
What Does Your Name Mean?
Delete the other person's first and middle name and repost this with the title "what does your name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen. A : You like to drink. M : Best kisser ever. A : You like to drink. N: You like to drink. D : You like to drink. A : You like to drink E: You are easy to fall in love with. L: Everyone loves you. I : You Are Great in bed. Z : Always ready A : You like to drink. B : You like people. E: You are easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. H : You have very good personality and good looks. A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : You like to drink. E: You are easy to fall in love with. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N: You like to dr
Norovirus In Healthcare Facilities Fact Sheet
Virology Noroviruses (genus Norovirus, family Caliciviridae) are a group of related, single-stranded RNA, non-enveloped viruses that cause acute gastroenteritis in humans. Norovirus was recently approved as the official genus name for the group of viruses provisionally described as "Norwalk-like viruses" (NLV). Currently, human noroviruses belong to one of three norovirus genogroups (GI, GII, or GIV), each of which is further divided into >25 genetic clusters. Clinical manifestations The average incubation period for norovirus-associated gastroenteritis is 12 to 48 hours, with a median of approximately 33 hours. Illness is characterized by acute-onset vomiting; watery, non-bloody diarrhea with abdominal cramps, and nausea. In addition, myalgia, malaise, and headache are commonly reported. Low-grade fever is present in about half of cases. Dehydration is the most common complication and may require intravenous replacement fluids. Symptoms usually last 24 to 60 hours. Volunteer stud
O Please
HardCore.... Roll your tongue All over my body Push it in hard Smack my booty Make me scream Make me moan With your tongue My body roam I want it rough Give me what you got Bite my neck Hit my spot Make me cum Over and over again Leave me sore And stiff at the end Sweat dripping Down my body And into your back My nails I bury Make my body shake With pure ecstasy Make me say your name And call you daddy Make me remember What pain really is You know that pain To me is pure bliss Do it hard Do it fast Make sure baby That you last Riding you Or doggy style I dont care as long As I smile You know me I like the sex As long as I get mine F**k the rest Kiss me here Touch me there Baby lick me Everywhere Pull my hair Slam into me Baby boy Just give it to me khristinafaye2006
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tonight suck my friend got his ass kick when my he was saying shit to some black people
For My Robert
robert... When i first met you it was love at first site.. me leaning up against my White dodge Intreptid with you infront of me looking into my eyes... waning to kiss your soft lips but pullin away at the same time it was to early... We stayed outside smiling and giggleing for a while.. you took me upstairs into your room still lookin deep into my eyes and mine lookin into yours you goton stage as god intended lookin all hickish our sins wash away with it you hold me close kiss my head i would have never guessed the next thing to be said you looked me right in the eyes took my hand made the feeling right you got on 1 knee and i could see it in your eyes you asked me to marry you and i almost cryied words couldn't even explain my answer so with a million kisses and my massive smiles and laughter we danced all night and walked around the rack i could not stop crying I'm all over you go to the hotel room kissing and rolling around the hap
So Damn Bored.
AIGHT, SO THE BAR I OWN IS GOING TO BE CLOSED FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS DUE TO REMODELING. DROPPED CLOSE TO 300K IN MY OWN CASH TO MAKE THIS BECOME THE GREATEST BAR IN SOUTH CAROLINA!! THE VIDEO STORE I OWN IS RUN BY ITSELF, ABOUT ALL I DUE IS WATCH MOVIES, AND BITCH AND NERD BOYS ALL DAY. SO FUCKING BORED WITH OUT MY BAR BEING OPENED THOUGH. THE CURE FOR THIS BOREDOM YOU ASK? EVERCLEAR. SOUTH CAROLINA STATS. 195 PURE ALCOHOL. MIX IT WITH GATORADE TO MAKE EVERADE AND YOU HAVE A SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEDN WAY TO GET YOU TRASHED BEYOND FUCKING BELIEF. HAVE A CUTE LITTLE BARTENDER CHICK COMING OVER IN A BIT, AND SHE SAYS SHE IS BRINGING "TOYS" TO THE PARTY. SLIGHTLY SCARY, BUT DAMN HOT!!! SOMEONE TALK TO ME UNTIL THEN. BORED AS FUCK, AND THE ALCOHOL IS MAKING ME WANT TO SHOOT SOMETHING. HAVE I MENTION IN MY PAST BLOGS THAT I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF OVER 32 DIFFRENT GUNS? GOD I LOVE THE SOUTH!! THIS IS MY RANT FOR THE NIGHT, OTHER THEN THE FACT THAT I AM LOSING A CONTEST BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT
The New Dna
Yes, i have found a new anime i like! Titled DNA2 i love it! =]
Prayers
hi haven't be on ,my sister is having a hysterectomy to day she will be going down now for it she has a fibroid the size of a football the doctors said"that what ever it is latch on to will be coming out as well "so please pray that it is not stuck to anything like her bowel or kidneys,ect thank you bee.
Hmmm..odd..
As some of you know, I have 3 beautiful daughters. All unique in their own way, but I love them all the same. Tonight I was sitting here doin the mommy thing when I heard something outside. I went to look and found 3 adorable little puppies on my porch. I dont know where they came from or how they got there but they were cold and hungry..and did I mention, sooooooo cute?? I did what any good mommy would do, I fed them. I wanted to bring them inside but thought maybe the mom would come back and miss them, so I left them out there and they went under the porch. At 1am I decided to go check and see if they were still there, and feed them again. I broke down and brought them in. No, I dont need 3 puppies, or even 1 puppy, but I HAD to do it!! I was thinking to myself, if my 3 kids were for some reason on someones porch freezing and hungry, I would hope they'd be taken care of, so I brought them in and made them chicken lol. As I was putting them where they will sleep for the night, I n
Life As A Security Guard Please Be Kind To Them
I like my job as a security guard. But it really frost my ass when I hear people call me a rent a cop. Dont these assholes know that a security guard has as much power as a normal person if not less. the company I work for will not let you cary a wepon and they put you in the most shitiest places. well take my place that I guard it is called Madison Towers. It is a highrise housing complex, and I have a bunch of people that drink, party, and do as they please without conserdation for others. But you try and tell managment about the problems and they do not want to listen to you because they think you are an moron or somthing. like about four or five weeks ago I had an asshole thretning my life. all because I aked him to stop beging money from the residents at my building. so I called the police and it too them an hour to get there. If the asshole would make good on his word I would be dead right now. but with the good lord willing, he did not want me at that time, and I still t
Academy Awards
I am terribly disappointed that I wasn't nominated for an Academy Award. Disregarding the fact that I wasn't in a movie, nor did I direct or write one - shoot, I didn't even edit one or design costumes - they still should have nominated me for something. Is there someone that I could call? I am pleased, though, that "Little Miss Sunshine" was nominated. The climax has to rank up there with one of the funniest scenes ever.
Thanks Hun
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Send Out Some Love To Me!!!!!
I'm up to a level 4 cherry in 5 days of my joining cherrytap, So i'm still looking to get more points. So check out my profile, fan me, rate me and add me, and you have my word that i'll do the same for you. And a bonus is always to comment on my photos. Thanks, Matt (jensmat)
Old Men Are Disgusting.
so, as we all know by now, i got shit canned again last month. honestly, i did not make much of an effort to find gainful employment until about two weeks ago. yep, that's right, me and quite a few quarts of ice cream sat home for five weeks and enjoyed the holidays and my family on my couch. i don't really regret it, i got to spend lots of time with the boy and we sort of reconnected. i was feeling a little downhearted about the whole mommying thing, but after the past month or so i'm feeling a lot more confident. i suppose i just needed to find the patience within myself. of course, i'm broke and i have no car, but really those material articles can't compare. anyway, i digress. last week i began temporary employment with enterprise, the rental car company. now, i assure you, i foresaw that this was not the position for me, as the pay was less than what i desired and there's no actual career path to follow. but i was downing nutter butters like popcorn, and something had to
Friends. Fans And Family
Ok this should be a good one (I hope). We will start of with FRIENDS. If you are on my friends list,thanks for being there. I will try to respond to you help request ( I have helped some people out today), sometimes I cant. nothing personal. So dont send me bulletins about what an asshole I am! I get enough of that in real life. I will help if I can dont try to make me feel guilty about it. Ok, Fans. If you add me as a FAN. I will probably add you. If you like Snakes, Dragons, Cats, and, or the SEAHAWKS! Or since I have been in Mississippe for over a year the SAINTS! Ok lets see what I have written so far. Ok Family. There are some of you that are close. If you dont know who you are, you are the ones that leave me comments, or messages or shout outs. So if you want to be on my family list just ask. Oh one more thing. It would help if you can put up with spiders. You dont have to like everything I have listed you just have to put up with it.
Yeah Yeah That What They All Say!!!!
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Social Experiment
Just not too long ago I did a blog entry on these houdini girls who through trick camera angling make themselves appear 200lbs lighter. Usually the trickiest one is their main pic. I'm not saying it's unnatural but it's a truth. Previous to the article lets say I had some typical "noise" if you'd call it that coming from people saying all the usual stuff you say to a guy you think is neat or interesting. Well the noise has declined noticably. this tells me something about the general population on websites of this very nature. what you typically find is outwardly reclusive women who aren't runway model material who build themselves a world where they get to experience confidence. They make little accounts at places like this and work HARD to gain notability. Just go take a look at some of the top lists on this very site. See any angelina jolies in there? no you see hard working women who have made it their goal to attract as much positive attention as possible. some of the photos a
Anyone Out There?
well im just sitting here waiting for anyone to talk to me. anyone please?
I'm New Here
U want naughty pics u gotta inspire em, since i don't have any yet. I'll be warming up the cam hehehehe.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Does It Get Better?!!?
Does the pain of being alone every get better?!
Going Out Of Town Tomorrow, Will Be In Arlington.
Hey y'all, I'm leaving for Arlington tomorrow and won't have access to the internet for a few days. I'm getting a procedure done and am going down a couple days in advance to prepare. Depending on the outcome of the procedure, I could be gone for a few days or a couple weeks. It's like surgery, but it's not. I just want to finally stop being in pain and stop being sick all the time. Hopefully, this will give the answers. So, please be patient for my return and don't delete me! Kisses.
How To Put On A Pot Rally - Norml - Cannabis Culture - Gmm
How to put on a pot rally - NORML - Cannabis Culture - GMM http://globalmarijuanamarch.com/ http://globalmarijuanamarch.com/ 2007 Global Marijuana March Saturday, May 5 161 cities have signed up World map RE: How to put on a pot rally ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: NORML Date: Jan 23, 2007 8:37 PM How to put on a pot rally by David Malmo-Levine (19 Jan, 2004) Tips, tricks and techniques to ensure your pot protest is the best it can be. David Malmo-Levine revs up the crowd in his traditional `Stoned Cat in the Hat` hat.Thinking of putting on a marijuana march or pot protest in your hometown? I have been organizing rallies and events for 10 years, both in Edmonton and Vancouver. Here's some advice based on my experience and past mistakes.* Accept the possibility of arrest. First of all, you must accept arrest as the possible price of pot activism. Remember that it is better to get busted out in the open with all your frien
Never Fails...
So the single life just plain out SUCKS and im getting so sick and tired of all the drama and childish games that these so called men have to offer...im completly fed up...i duno what else to do or who to turn to anymore...all i really want it EVERYTHING and i guess thats too much to ask huh...???? why is that?????????
Why We Like Rain Pt 1
I came into the house from the pouring rain outside and found my girl sitting in one of our two oversized leather armchairs in the sitting room, reading a book using the side light from the lamp next to the chair. I was glad it was a Friday. She was wearing her usual indoor evening attire, an oversized t-shirt, some pyjama trousers, and some thick socks that could easily double as slippers. She looked up and gave me that calm, content smile that she gives me when we cuddle or will soon be cuddling. I hung my coat up in the hall, took off my shoes, and went upstairs to our room. I removed all of my clothes and put on my pyjama trousers and a long sleeve t-shirt. Then, slipping into my slippers, I went downstairs to prepare us both some dinner. Dinner was a simple sea food salad, some French Baguette and soft Brie cheese. I set out two plates with the food and poured us both a glass of Chardonnay. I took her dinner and drink into the sitting room and set them on the table between
For All The Girl's Out Here
i'm naked for you all stop by and see for yourself and feel free to rat thim or leve a comment???
The Polish Divorce
The polish divorce Apolish man moved into the USA and married an amarican girl. Although his english was far from perfect they got along very well untill one day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him. the lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? yes, an acre and half and a nice little home. No, Imean what is the foundation of this case? it made of concrete. I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge? no we have carport and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? all my relations still in poland. Is there any infidelity in your marrage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good dvd player. Does she beat you up? No i up before her. Is your wife a nagger No she white. Why do u want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? she
Live,laugh,love
hey all you cherry lovers it looks like this is the place to be to meet kewl peeps. so rock me roll me & jackyle me off! Can't wait to talk to all the peeps in "cherryland" holla at me
We Want Cunt!! We Want Cunt!! Jeffree Star..promotion
promotion....check out the rest of j-star tracks in my profile also add him on myspace www.myspace.com/jeffreestar
My New Ocean - And Some Ranting And Rambling. Thanks Mary!!!!! Broken I Stole Your Girlfriend Tonight!!! Lmao
****Kay Warning....some of you who might actually read this dont know who I am. Please excuse my sarcastabith lingos.....**** (I dedicate this piece of writing to my bestfriend here at home....She is my sister and inspiration for pouring your heart out on a piece of writing and having, the admiration from veiwers. She gave me the soul and energy to put this out here. Just moments ago I remembered she gave me a gift this afternoon that would forever create a moment or nine of artistry and words. "Thanks man I will always be there fuckin ya") HAHAHAHAHA.......nevermind. Back to topic at hand...... I am not out of my mind....I am out of my body. How possibly can anyone be out of their mind?..............I warn ya'll this could be a long review of my thoughts this evening......... OKay u can be insane, but if you're insane u still think things even if they are fucked up. You are still in mind. In any case no one individual can ever be out of their minds...Keep that in mind for a minu
My Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Come Leave Me A Voice Message!!
I added this player and u can call me and leave me voice meegsaes on my profile page...so you guys should do it! its prettyyy cooooll...ILl be excited to hear form ya!!
Adult Education (scene 1)
ADULT Education Scene 1 I've said for years that I need an outlet for my sensuality, passions and desires that I just cannot take care of at home, and I've been flirting for going on 10 years not. Casually at first mind you, through that silly AOL chat stuff, but in the last 4 or 5 years in much more earnest. Needless to say, I've gone through a few of those cycles that the web goes through. In one of those dry spells, I decided to attend a night class for creative writing. I'd been flirting with a couple of delightful women on-line, yet nothing had clicked...it was all kind of a strain to get anything moving. I knew that there was no chance of attending a PORNotica class (as my stories normally run), and that there was little chance of an Erotica class. Yet...I was hoping that some outlet would be good, that the interaction with other people would be good, and that I might learn something which could be applied to my new works. The class was taught...actually, they called it "faci
We Haven't Learned A Damn Thing...
Many people do not realize how different things are in Iraq as compared to our troops in WWII. Stop and think about it... when Japan surrendered at the end of WWII, that was the last time that any war (or UN Police action) was fought to an unconditional surrender. Take Korea.... when Harry Truman, relieved General MacArthur, we wound up in a negotiated peace. And today we are reaping the benefits of that peace. North Korea has a megalomaniac leading them and exporting nuclear technology to terrorist states. Vietnam was micro-managed by Robert McNamara, and again, we wound up in negotiated peace. Bosnia and Desert Storm were both a negotiated peace thanks to the UN and the failure of our "allied coalition" to follow through. All of them have been fought to a negotiated peace. It seems every time we get the politicians running the war instead of the military, we wind up just about where we started... in a virtual stalemate. We have the greatest military in the world. If we giv
Snow
Woohoo it actually snowed last night. I was out checking some trains and saw it falling and then just stood there looking into the night sky, as the snow flakes slowly drifted in the spotlights. Damn that was a magical sight :D Anyway the snowball fight started a little later once enough settled and I was surprised who started it ... the supervisor! I don't think any of the staff escaped, well i was able to dodge a few LOL. Some got buckets of snow poured over them, but i was missed :D Now as for riding home, well i was already told someone dropped their scooter as they was coming into the yard. Well it was a bit slippery but i got out ok, it wasn't until i got near home that it looked a bit dangerous, but the bikes ok LOL.
Don't Just Tell Her, Show Her
1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ev
Pan's Labrynth
Well, I have one thing to say...Beautiful. It was a spectaclular film. It is advertised as a "fairy tale", but it is so much more. It has something in it for everyone. It's full of action, drama, and mystery. The acting was superb. I was pulled in by the the film's dialog due to it's well done delivery. I didn't feel like I was watching a movie, I felt as though I was having a dream. That's how well done the film was created. I recomend this film to everyone. All tho, I must in good concious, let you all know, if you don't know this already, it is a forgien film. I highly recomend the subtitled version so you don't loose the magic of the wonderful acting. The effects, the story, the acting, the directing, the cinematography...all of it was wonderful. Please, take the time to check this film out...you won't regret it.
Redoin My Page
to all my friends who actaully follow me and give a shit.... i am in the process of redoin my page so it is gonna be a mess for a bit.. thanks to all those who have been patient and understanding when i was gone for a few when my profile was glitched... but now i am back and cant wait to talk to you al.. much love...kristie
Real Man
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you..... 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when y
Nodding To All My Stay At Home Mothers Out There.
man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. H
Elvis Is Alive!!!
At the heart of Bubba Ho-Tep is a surprisingly sincere reflection on old age and regret. It dares to take the aging process and the relationship between two old-timers seriously, in an industry that focuses primarily on sex, youth, and action. These three elements factor in here as well, but they serve more as a longing that the characters wish they still had more than a means of giving in to Hollywood standards. It is a film about finding meaning in the twilight of our days—about living in triumph, even in your final moments. What is surprising is that you won’t have to look too deeply to find the theme: Here is a poignant, character-driven drama, surrounded by a premise so absurd that you wouldn’t have expected anything so deep. Then again, anyone who could possibly dream up this scenario would have to be creative enough to actually make it about something, at least if there is any justice in the world. There is so much going on here that I am tempted not to explain any
The Girl Who Never Gives Up
Through the times she had in pain. Through the times she wondered if she was sane. Through the abuse. Through the misuse. She never gave up. When the going got tough. She never knew it would be so rough. She did too. No one knows what she went through. She never gave up. Then she broke down. And the only thing you saw on her was a frown. The tears never ended. She knows her broken life won't ever be mended. The girl who never gave up just did....
Of Absolutely No Importance To Anyone
Useless Facts 1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. 7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. 8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles. 9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. . 1
Velvet Black Widow
Velvet Black Widow Creeping into webs you made Through the forest and the glade Weaving life through every line Keeps me from straying off the hands of time Black Widow gave me poison And took me to my lair And brought the bats to fly through A tangle of red hair To strike you must Upon the brow Of every hurtful woman and man Who challenges the widow To don the cloak of black again Black Widow of the Wise Ones I write this poem for you Onward go the eight in number Threading each to transfuse In war you go to battle And take the living to the dead From your blood stained fangs And center eye of red And so from this a vampire fed And lifted up my slumping head Fast you travel onward to the center of this web To wrap a silk mummy A shroud of silk to bred Velvet Black Widow Arrow of day Challenger of night Seed of battle to fight And I will hold you so close to my breast in everyway For you are my friend tomorrow, today and yesterday!
Things That Start With 'b' (part 1)
I'm a bit bored so I am going to blog about randomthings whose name begins with the letter 'B'.The first thing that comes to mind, being maleof course, is boobs. Everyone, "hooray for boobies!"Although,the first thing I look for in anyone is brains.All the zombies, "hooray for brains!"Unfortunately brains and boobsdon't always co-exist.Being male means getting boners. Ladies, can I geta "hooray for boners!" please? Boners are usuallycaused by viewing, handling, or thinking of boobsor butts (no, I didn't forget the butt, aka booty).Blood leaves the brain in these instances, oftenmaking conversation boring, but when boobs and boners get together, fun that does not involve muchspeaking is bound to happen. If it does not thenyou must go back home and beat off.I mentioned blood, so let me mention it again: blood.Beside being vital to your body, blood is alsoreally beautiful and erotic. Just the vampiresthis time, "hooray blood!"This may seem like quite a change in subject,but 'burrito' is t
Squirl Songs
Such A Dream
start at my neck and work your way down make that tongue swirl all around bite on my nipple mmmm i like that come and gimme that one little tap nibble my neck and make me wet ill give you one night youll never forget place your fingers deep within me i want you to know i want you to see my heart races now knowing where this is about to go wanting and needing for you to make me flow run your tongue hard on my clit touch me right there you know where to hit sliding slow on top of you now going real slow and knowing how to make that dick jump and hit that right spot gawd how i love being on top grinding my wet pussy on you knowing you love how it drips down too i sit up a bit and watch yu go deep your dick inside i so want to keep bend me over on all fours and slide that dick in knowing ill love how you explode deep within pumping it hard making me gush my oh my dammm what a rush
Hurt
I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Well I started back to school again. Ugh I wonder if I will ever be happy with my educational goals??? I doubt it. hehe I now have 3 jobs and I am going to apply for another tomorrow. I want that Jeep paid off asap. I hate hate hate bills. I want to say I own that Liberty not Chase and I own that liberty. And now I am a Cherry tap addict thanks to Mrs Fey. Felling pretty good this last week, Mistress Fey maybe I found my cure. ICE BABY!
Come Take A Journey
come take a journey deep within me come take the journey see what you see it starts at the lips tender to touch nibble a little not biting too much slide that tongue in as you explore and seek suck on my tongue show me your freak pull it back out and continue down lay it on that clit its so round grab on my hair and pull me deep prob with that tongue the sweetness you seek spread my legs slowly and smell that sweet air open my lips and suck it right there feel as i tighten deep just for you taste as i flow because of what you do put in a finger or even one more feel what this pussy has in store take that chocolate and lay it on me slide it in slow let that dick free put in the head and just let it slide cause its pleasure and fun an incredible ride one stroke then two continual flow yes baby thats good just like that so pick up the pace and get it just right ill squirt on that dick al
Time Has Gone
time has gone by the past is the past a true friendship tho is sure to last lose a connection you felt was your soul thought you had lost that which is your whole they say that if you love someone set them free if it comes back yours forever it will be in this i lost faith and had moved on i thought then when needed most from heaven your brought a moment of silence time to explore a moment apart when you walked out the door everything in life is just as should be even tho you werent here with me you stayed free i thought you had left me i wasnt for you but i know now that just wasnt true i needed to grow and explore my soul i needed to be me and find my whole you came in my path and gave me a smile the anger i felt long gone after awhile you gave me the knowledge to know my soul you gave me the right to be alone yet still whole friendship first was always the rule that friendship we had my
Me And You Lyrics-kenny Chesny
ME AND YOU LYRICS Ordinary? No! I really don't think so, Not a love this true. Common destiny, we were meant to be, me and you. Like a perfect scene from a movie screen, We're a dream come true. Suited perfectly, for eternity, me and you. CHORUS: Everyday, well I need you even more, And the nighttime too. There's no way, I could ever let you go. Even if I wanted to. Everyday I live, (I) try my best to give, All I have to you. Thank the stars above, that we share this love, me and you CHORUS Ordinary? No! I really don't think so, Just a precious few. Ever make it last, are as lucky as me and you.
Here Ya Go
here ya go lil this ones for you lies lies i do despise truth is what will make you wise yu say you love me you say its true if it was your games would be thru keep spittin ya game cause im on to yu keep tellin me lies cause trust it is thru yu think yu are slick and i dont see shit but best believe im on to you trick dont bother with lines that yu feed to that whore cause deep down inside i know iam worth more you came in my life and tried to spit game what yu didnt see what damm yu are lame im not some dumb chick yu can lie to and run cause bashing your lies and ass would be fun i have no regrets for things i felt cause this hand yu alone dealt one day you get back what you gave and more one day youll get sick and die from that whore know that i dont feel hate or anger for you cause you aint worth the spit unda my shoe
Josh Gracin-stay With Me Big Brass Bed
Baby, the clock on the wall is lying It's not really that late It's too cold outside to be walking around the streets of this town And wherever you think you have to be can wait So why don't you stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed And we'll be alright as long as you stay with me, yeah Baby, there is just no use in hiding The way that I am feeling right now With you standing there baby I swear I can't help but stare Girl you're wearing me out, wearing me out Baby, stay with me share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed We'll be alright as long as you stay with me Baby don't go it looks like it's starting to rain And it's so warm here in this apartment wrapped up in this blanket So stay Stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun n
To All Who Think It's Ok To Drink N Drive
Went to a party mom... i went to a party, and rememberd what you said. You told me not to drink,MOM, so i had sprite instead. I felt proud of my self, The way you said I would that i didn't drink n drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was comming,Mom, something Ileast expected. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And hear the police man say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems so far away. My blood's all around me, As I try not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girls going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While i'm flying high. Because he choose to drink and drive, now I must die. So why do people do it,Mom, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a houndred stabbing knifes. Tell sister not to be afraid,Mom
Lying
lying together adventures as one knowing with time our pleasure is done how you knew to bite my neck there to bend me over and pull on my hair the bite got me moist and flowing inside my inner wetness unable to hide your lips on my back you hand on my head making me want to break up the bed the heat on my ass as yu slapped it so hard the heat between my thighs as yu played your card slidin it in slow not so rough not knowing how i like it so rough the first little tap to test how id jump knowing right then i needed that thump harder n faster you just hit that spot making me quiver and making me hot both of us cummin together as one a true explosion fucking 101 no feelings or emotions all just plain raw the tigress in me you alone saw collapsing together sweating and hot still feeling that throbbing on my special spot closing my eyes to get the last squirt fucking without feeling dammm
Eve Of Distruction-yesterday, Today And Tomorrow
The Judds Love Is Alive Lyrics
Love ain't a candle It doesn't burn for one night And need the dark to shine Love is alive And love ain't just a word In every dictionary With no where defined Love is a man and he's mine (Chorus) Love is alive And at our breakfast table Everyday of the week Love is alive And it grows everyday and night Even in our sleep Love is alive And it's made a happy woman out of me Oh, love is alive And here by me Love ain't just a mood A distant far away dream That needs the night to rise Love is alive And love ain't just a song Sweet words of music To go dancin' by Love is a man and he's mine (Repeat Chorus) Love is alive, here by me
From The Eyes
from the eyes of a broken soul nothing in life can ever be whole you need to know you are atleast loved by one without that knowledge your growth is done deep within me i thought i was whole hidden beneath fear i found my soul taking walls down you start to see the truth about life the reality of me to look deeper to sense and feel pain your complete self yu then start to gain to grow and move on yu must first let go say goodbye and let the tears flow to go on in life without setting free doesnt allow youre soul to just be you say you are real but its all so fake cause a broken soul that real it dont make all of my journey ive tried to please most of my journey i spent on my knees now that the wall has crumbled and fell i must stand and walk proud thru the fiery hell the light at the end of the tunnel is bright the end of my journey now is in sight cause ive finally been tru the hurt and the
This Makes Me Laugh Everytime.
http://www.freetheflash.com/flash/farting-cat.php Just watch it, I can't get over it. My wife makes me watch it if I'm in a crappy mood.
What Husband!!
celebration time! come on!! today i celebrate freedom from 8 years of marital oppression! not on paper yet, but more importantly, in my soul. YES!!!
A Love Poem
I WAS ASKED TO DO A POEM ON LOVE SO HERE GOES HOW DOES ONE LOVE WHAT THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN HOW DOES ONE LOVE WHAT THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN HOW DOES ONE FIND THAT ONE SPECIAL THING HOW DOES ONE KNOW WHEN THEIR TRUE LOVE WILL SING ONE CAN IMAGINE HOW LOVE SHOULD FEEL ONE CAN IMAGINE HOW LOVE IS REAL ONE CAN IMAGINE THE SOUND IT WILL MAKE ONE CAN IMAGINE THE COMMITMENT IT TAKES ALL THAT I KNOW IS I HAVE YET TO FIND THE KIND OF LOVE THAT CAPTURES MY MIND MY BODY MY SOUL ALL OF MY DESIRES IN ONE SINGLE PERSON ALL OF THE FIRE ONE DAY IT MIGHT HAPPEN THIS I DO KNOW BUT TIL THEN I CONTINUE TO GROW TO GET MYSELF READY FOR WHEN IT COMES I KNOW IN MY HEART MY PLAYING IS DONE TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH TIL DEATH DO US PART ILL GIVE TO THIS MAN ALL OF ME AND MY HEART HELL HOLD THE KEY TO OPEN THE DOOR TO HAVE ALL OF ME ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE
And Down We Go With Root Of Tree
My words need an exit From my lips I can taste the bitter sweet The memories that took me there Into your chambered heart to meet I walk the shores long for you And still I find a sea calm and subdued If only you can steal away this pain This emptiness and tears of shame And I can not tug forward my past I look to my tarot and see at last That someone shares this heart of gold And shadows change from my breath cold Oh here I stand through wild fields Where animals speak and I conceal Yet oh to steal from you a kiss Would drive me wild in sweet joys bliss And a horse that rides free without a whip I tear these chains and bite my lip For temptation takes me into the deep And I give in to the hearts drumming beat On my soul rocks like thunder Strikes to Earth a trail of fire Hail to this to my desire And wrap my leather around your skin Take me to the skies again Onward rushing wind Through valley together to ascend And a pastel palette shines to bl
Fool Of Me
i dont normally do this but this song has captured everything iam feeling these days i couldnt resist please read on and download it its a very emotionally grabbing song Fool Of Me (From the album "BITTER") I remember when you filled my heart with joy Was I blind to the truth just there to fill the space 'Cause now you have no interest in anything I have to say And I have allowed you to make me feel dumb What kind of fool am I that you so easily set me aside You made a fool of me Tell me why You say that you don't care but we made love Tell me why You made a fool of me you made a fool of me I want to kiss you Does she want you with the pain that I do I smell you in my dreams But now when we're face to face you won't look me in the eye No time no friendship no love Don't say don't touch you I can't touch you no more Can't touch you any more any more I don't touch you anymore You made a fool of me Tell me why You say that you don't care but
How Does?
how does our goal become incomplete how does our love turn bitter not sweet we had such great plans and goals to be met i thought lifes destiny with yu it was set something went wrong on the path that we took something not seen or read from a book i thought yu were mine forever to be this horrible ending i did not foresee we wanted the same things in life our big dream to get there and stay there we must be a team for some reason now we are both on wrong sides the dream that we had reality could not hide to sit in the dream and just not look back real life and choices they cut us no slack what you want is not enough for me what i see cannot make us free you want what you want i cant help what you need but my dream doesnt come from self love and from greed my dreams were of you and what you could be but you couldnt see that incredible in me you chose to look elsewhere to find your complete with foul
Balance
Ah, the blessed yin and yang of life. I lost my favorite pair of socks somewhere in the depths of my closet but the two pairs of pants I ordered off the internet arrived today. Who can doubt the endless cycle of the universe, or at least the socks to pants ratio? I challenge you reader to find your inner lost sock or UPS shipped pant leg in life.
Why ?
WHY DOES ONE STAY WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS WRONG WHY DO WE HOPE AND DREAM FOR SO LONG WHY CANT WE JUST LET GO OF THE PAIN WHY DO WE CRY WHILE WE SIT IN THE RAIN WHY DOES MY HEART LONG FOR YOUR TOUCH WHY DOES MY MIND HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY CANT YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY DREAMS WHY CANT YOU LET GO OF ME SO IT SEEMS WHY MUST I LOOK AT THE PICTURES OF YOU WHY MUST I REMEMBER THE DAYS YU WERE TRUE WHY CANT I CLOSE MY EYES N JUST SLEEP WHY DOES YOUR MEMORY MY HEART N SOUL KEEP WHY DID YOU TREAT ME THE WAY THAT YU DID WHY DID I ALLOW IT THE TRUTH IT WAS HID WHY MUST I WRITE POEMS OF YOU WHY CAN I NOT TO MYSELF BE TRUE WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU OWN MY HEART WHY CANT I LET GO AND JUST BE APART WHY CANT YU SAY ITS JUST GOTTA BE DONE WHY DID YOU LOVE ME AND THEN START TO RUN WHY DO I FEAR ALL THE PAIN THAT I FEEL WHY CANT YOU SEE MY LOVE IT WAS REAL WHY DO YOU HURT ME WITH WORDS YOU MUST SAY WHY WRITE THIS POEM YO
We Won't Be On For Awhile.
To all of my wondeful friends on MYSPACE. I am asking for you all to stop and say a prayer and give thanks for some wonderful people who do still exsist in this world. Nick and I will probably not be on much over the Next Few Weeks. LAst night (the 22nd) our hoouse caught fire. The babies and I got out all right. The entire upstaris of the house was engulfed in flames by the time we smelled the smoke. Things could have been much worse, yes, we lost toys, clothes and furniture, but someone waswatching over us, and there is much that can be salvaged. I want to say Thank-You to the local Poplar Bluff Police Department. They were there within 2 minutes of me calling 911. I want to say Thank-You to our Local Poplar Bluff Fire Department, who brought out baby formula and diapers, from a house filled with smoke. Who took the time to check on my children, many times, who let my son playwith their masks, so he was distracted from our house being burnt-up. I want to say Th
The Nasty Test! Answer If You Dare!
Subject: Nasty Test Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a n pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use dessert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and
The Clouds In The Sky
the clouds move apart the rain begins to stop the dreary day expected just isnt what you thought the sun fights it way to shine down on your face finding that special spot to put your mood in place lay back on your blanket focus up to me the light of your life in the sky yure sure to see i shine down and beam a ray thats just for you to show you life is good in all the things i do i help the trees to grow and even flowers too i make you feel a warmth maybe happy too sunny skies are here the clouds have gone away with these sunny skies the kids are sur to play iam more then just a light that brightens up your skies iam a heat so deep youll feel even when you close youre eyes take me not for granted because the rain will come thats sure enjoy my warmth and happiness my rays that are so pure
Bored Stiff
There are so many people on Cherry Tap, so why do I find myself bored to death... I have rated more pics than I care to think about in the past hour and left comments on some of my friends who are probably sleeping. Which is what I should be doing, considering its almost 1 in the morning. Still I cant sleep and have noone to talk to.. :( *Big Frown*
To Know
to know what i want but it be just out of reach to know all the words my god he does preach do unto others that it be done unto you why all the hate and why youre not true life is a lesson for something much more not knowing now all thats in store holding on tight to the dreams i explore wanting and needing searching for more stop for a moment to ponder your hope breath and exhale in life we must cope a road full of twists and turns to endure a love full of evil not always pure you say you know deep just what it is you adore then why in your life you continue for more it just seems so easy to say youre my need to not love me all is just your plain greed when you wake to the sunrise and open your eyes is it then that yu wear your mask of disguise why cant you just be what it is you become truth and deception soon become one stop lying to him he knows youre a fake dont bother with me if my heart yu w
Wine And A Crucifix
youve got your drink ive got my crucifix seems each will pull you thru stumble on see the sights along your way your eyes seem to deceive you ive built a life of confusion now its made of bricks but it seems you found your way thru mend the heart of a broken man and give him wine in time he will shine pass along the love of life and give him bread and youll spare him from the dead
Massive Fuckin Party
YOU READ WHAT IT SAID.. THERE IS A MASSIVE FUCKIN BIRTHDAY BASH GOIN ON THIS WEEKEND,, HIT ME UP FOR DETAILS
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I Am Loss Lol
I dont no what I am doing on here I am new to this site what ....
Health Update: Test Results/new Diagnosis
Yep, yet another medical blog. But, that's the story of my life. If it's not one body part having issues, it's another! ;) Well, today was the day for my re-check with my GI doctor about the results of all the tests he did. Since I've been sick since November, it's quite obvious that whatever was going on wasn't going to go away on it's own. He had the chance to go over all my test results by now. The ultrasound did show gallstones, but at the moment that is the LEAST of my problems. My gallbladder, while screwed up obviously, is NOT what's making me stay sick. The endoscopy shows major signs of GERD (gastrointestinal reflux disease) which is no suprise since they diagnosed me with stress related ulcers wayyyy back when I was 14. But that's not the problem itself, just a "side-effect" of what's really going on. As fas as my GI system is concerned, I'm a freaking mess. Apparently, as if the cystic fibrosis (in the case of my GI tract means my pancreas dosen't work properly), the GE
Pls Help Me To Help Her!!! Thanks
I'm in the "Not The Typical Girl Next Door Contest" and my husband has been commenting his ass off. He wants to make sure I win 1st. place. Here is where you come in, he says I can open up my NSFW pictures for one week if I win the contest, so if you want to see them copy and paste the link below and comment comment comment. He rarely lets me open up this folder so here is your chance to see my sexy pictures all you have to do is help him, make sure I win the contest. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=335512&albumid=187618&i=1024722378
I've Learned
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned - that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned - that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned - that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned - that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but to the best you can do. I've learned - that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it. I've learned - that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned - that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned - that it's taking me a long time to become the
My Friend Is In A Contest Please Vote For Her Thanks
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Reflection
I sat down the other day and started reflecting back upon my life and for the first time I wondered what if What if things had only turned out different and all my dreams come true. Where would I be now? would I have the mansion I always dreamed about Be retiring from the Major Leagues Would my father still be here with me Guiding me on my path Everything would be different But would I be happy The more I thought the more it hit me Everything that I have been through has made me the man I am today Losing my father made me grow up and become a man and I learned to cherish everyday as if it were my last. If things had worked out I would have never met my first wife who gave me the biggest blessings of my life and though one was taken away so young she sits on my shoulder as my Guardian Angel to help me everyday. I would have never met my soulmate who loves me for who I am and her children that I love as my own more blessing I would have lost ou
Salvation 13
yield to temptation and pray for salvation wash the sins of the night away nothing I can do or say a box of lies and hate the lid will close the only gate see my face in the reflection blacken my eyes with your deception follow the feelings in your heart spill the blood as it falls apart Ill never be set free a cloud of pain hangs over me ill bet the night will bring you by as you seem to turn a blind eye to what it is you really need you let yourself fall pray to greed alone you make the choice to be the lines of hope are what you see
African Americans Are Naturally Conservative...
I was asked one day by a gentleman here. How could I be black and a conservative? The answer is simple: I'm an African American and being a conservative comes naturally. How is that possible? Simply put, being a conservative is all about embracing hard work and surviving with less. Any black man over 40 can tell you stories about how his mother turned jelly jars into glasses. He'll show the junk drawer in his house. It's a place filled with nails, screws, and an assortment of other metal clasps and hinges. You didn't throw these things away, for you feared not having them if you needed something. His parents probably worked ungodly hours for little money. When payday came, it wasn't a time to spend like crazy. You rewarded yourself for your labor, but you made sure you had something set aside for a rainy day. In my piece of America, it was always raining. He'll tell you that these same parents worked hard. They preached education and taught the kind of values that never go
Talk
Allright really had somethings that needed to be said. But you know what? None of yall have the time to talk not a problem. Shall i remedy this for you. Im out. Have a nice life.
*lust And Envy* (wishing To Touch The Stars)
01242007 Wed. *Lust and Envy* (Wishing To Touch the Stars) Amidst the stars, their dust doth blow To settle upon the shadows below. All but shadows we are and trod we must Through the muck of life and the dust. Unmentionable how they look at us; And we, not worthy to even touch, Mocking through the sullen moon glow Here at us shadows down below. Rave on to yourself if you would; They hear us not, it does no good. Evil falls upon an open mouth Where shadows walk and trod about. Silence is their curse on us; Glistening, knowing we cannot touch. One wish in a breath, uttered within; Dying for our mortal sins. One life is all these hands can hold, Symmetry like a thorny rose. So trampled down below their feet We become their beggar to meet. Inevitable how they are so out of reach! No matter to pray or to beseech. Without a word, looking down on us The stars only glitter in eyes of lust. Unattainable forever until that day When the light in
To Many Thoughts....
I really don't seem to get it i suppose. People seem to give me all these hints towards things i should pick up on and i just don't seem to catch on; or, else i do and i just choose not to accept the outcome of what it will be. I come across as and asshole most of the time for just the way i talk and approach things. I tell it how i see it with no sugar coating. I also think that i'm a pretty decent guy towards woman. I might say sorry to much to woman only because i care to much and try to show them i actually care and willing to listen to whatever. Maybe this is my flaw. I just seem to care to much about woman. I try to fully open up to things that are on my mind, even though not everything i should share but i do. It anyone is to truely understand me they need to hear everything, good and bad. I know by opening up i will just get hurt in the end but its the risk i'm always willing to do and take. Most the time i don't get the full respect back or the openness that i am looking for.
Saturday
I have it off and i wanna go boardin at either Dodge or Bear........ Whos down? Ehh? Whos down to go? Hit me up!
Some New Things Happenin In Life
well folks, i'm engaged to jamie, he's my heart and soul, ....i'm about to become a step mom to his wonderful son trevor ...trev's pic is in my pic thingy if anyone would like to see him hopefully this weekend i'll have a pic of me and jamie up on here but i dunno cause by the time he gets here on friday's he's really tired cause he works all week long at like 2 in the mornin till 3:30 in the afternoon and he normally just wants to spend alone time with me ......unless we go out to the innfield ..........but anywayz ...oh i finally get my engagement ring back sometime this week (it was sent to be resized) ............well i just thought i'd let every1 know what the deal was since my bestfriend suggested it ...........oh btw .....CONGRATULATIONS JAMES KILMER AND HEATHER WAGNER ON UR ENGAGEMENT ...I"M TRUELY HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF U AND WISH U THE BEST IN THE FUTURE AND HOPE U TWO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER!
First Time
I have no idea what I'm doing, but here I am! Having fun with it all. I'l get the hang of it soon enough, I'm sure!
Work
Damn today sucked ass soooo bad. It was hellllla slow which was cool but then again it gets hella boring just standin around waitin for someone to come in. I only workd 11 hrs today. But it seemed like 14 cause it was so slow. My feet hurt my back hurts my legs hurt. I need a BOWL! hahaha Wanna join?
Please Don't Eat My Tampons
Please Don't Eat My Tampons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-09-30, 6:24AM PDT Can anyone explain to me why I continue to love and care for a disgusting little 4 legged creature who likes to snack on used feminine hygiene products? He is ever watchful, just waiting for me to slip up and provide him with an opportunity to dine on bloodied cotton. He leaves no trash can unturned at the most inopportune moments. For years I have thwarted him by leaving no evidence of my monthly curse behind. Tampons were the bane of his existence. Once soiled, easily flushed away, no tempting morsel to be dragged out of the trash and gobbled up despite my horrified shrieking when I'd catch him in the act. Until, that is, we moved to the country. A place no self respecting city girl should ever go, no matter how tempting. I fell in love with the house on the lake, the pretty scenery, the wildlife, the peaceful chirping of birds
What Is L O V E
what is love? well love is making yourself happy for the one u love as well as making the one you love happy? how do u know if someone loves you? well first off u never get enough of that person, everything they do can put a smile on your face. even when they make u angry they still know how to make u smile. if that person loves you back, they would do anything to make u happy right? i dont know but for the one i love i know i would do everything in my power to make them happy, i know i am not rich wealthy or anything like that but if i have love, thats better then anything i can go buy at the store right? so would it be wrong to expect the same thing in return? what ever happened to the GOLDEN RULE? whats wrong with the world today, why does it have to be a dog eat dog world? why cant we all jus get along converse and have a good time like they used to do back in the day when u could go to a house party and not worried about getting shot cause u were dancin with someone or talkin to s
Celebrity Love
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Dear Lady In The Bathroom
Dear Lady in the Bathroom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-10-11, 11:22AM CDT Dear Lady in the Bathroom: I wanted to reassure you that it's okay to go poo in the bathroom. That's what the bathroom is for. You don't have to wait for me to go into a stall, take off my pants, pee, wipe, pull up my pants, flush, open the door of the stall, wash my hands, check my hair, and then leave before you let that small ball of turd plop into your little porcelain basin. You see, when I walk into a bathroom, and I see someone's in a stall, I already assume that they are excreting something, whether it's #1 or #2. My goodness, it must be excruciating for you to sit there, knowing that you've got a good one turtling (you know, when your poo is kinda peering out to see if the coast is clear), when I or another woman has walked into the bathroom. I especially find it entertaining when you try to make some noise (wrestle with the TP,
Oh, Secretary. We Should Talk.
Oh, Secretary. We Should Talk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-10-13, 3:59PM PDT Dear Secretary: While I do appreciate everything you do for me, really, there are a few things I need to get off my chest. Please take a memo. Or something. 1. i can't tell you how fucking irritating it is that you always type your emails in lower case. we all learned in first grade that the first letter of a sentence is always capitalized, names are capitalized, and when referring to yourself, "i" is capitalized. you're a secretary for christ's sake. nobody, especially you, is that fucking busy to make one extra mother-fucking keystroke to properly punctuate. 2. In the same vein: Please, quit using the asshat Smiley Face, Wink Face, Sad Face, or Crying Face characters in your emails. I am going to walk over to your cubicle and Kick You In The Face if you persist with using those stupid little emoticons or whatever the fuck they
Sex
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Vagina Seeks Penis
Vagina seeks Penis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-10-21, 8:32PM CDT I am a 31 year old Vagina in fairly good working order seeking a nice Penis for fun and good times. Preferably not on the beach though, I do find that the sand chafes. I can't do any really fancy tricks but I can breathe underwater. I don't know if you're interested in threesomes but I always come with my best friend, Clitoris. She's a bit shy and doesn't always ask for attention but boy, is she a happy bunny when she gets it and I must say that I feel much better too. Oh and by the way, and this is probably the deal killer, I also come with a woman attached. Sorry, can't get rid of her, she's quite nice I guess, wish she'd lose some weight or not sit down so much, it's quite squashy down here. So if you're looking for skinny, I'm afraid you had better look elsewhere. She's a bit daft and get this, she wants to 'settle down and get married' S
Tidus And Yuna Kissing
The First Year We Were Testing The Waters...
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Small Penis
Small Penis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-03, 6:29AM EST You cannot trick me, Small Penis, into thinking you are large- by pounding away like a jackhammer. In fact, when you do this- I almost totally forget about you. I am more involved with the incessant slapping sounds of skin and flapping balls and trying to tune them out. You cannot shove and piledrive your way into my heart- bratty bullying will only make me notice you less. Small Penis, rough fingers have tried and failed to supplement your smaller size by jamming, manhandling, and stretching my sensitive pussy in ways that make it want to barricade the door and lock down the shades. It is true, Smally, that when I first saw you I did not get that certain rush of glee and pupil dilation that a giant cock will cause. I have small breasts- when I take off my shirt (I don't even need a bra) I am sure I am not providing a moment that would be filmed in
You Learn....
AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLDING A HAND AND CHAINING A SOUL....AND YOU LEARN THAT LOVE DOESN'T MEAN LEANING AND COMPANY DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN SECURITY. AND YOU BEGIN TO LEARN THAT KISSES AREN'T CONTRACTS AND PRESENTS AREN'T PROMISES....AND YOU BEGIN TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEATS WITH YOUR HEAD UP AND YOUR EYES AHEAD WITH THE GRACE OF WO/MAN,NOT THE GRIEF OF A CHILD....AND YOU LEARN TO BUILD ALL YOUR ROADS ON TODAY...BECAUSE TOMARROW'S GROUND IS TOO UNCERTAIN FOR PLANS AND FUTURES HAVE A WAY OF FALLING DOWN IN MID- FLIGHT. AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN THAT EVEN SUNSHINE BURNS IF YOU GET TOO MUCH....SO YOU PLANT YOUR OWN GARDEN AND DECORATE YOUR OWN SOUL INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING YOU FLOWERS . AND YOU LEARN THAT YOU REALLY CAN ENDURE ...THAT YOU REALLY ARE STRONG ...AND YOU REALLY DO HAVE WORTH ....
About Everyone In My Life
normally i write a poem to reflect my thoughts or events around me but tonight im not feeling poetic just an eerie calmness life is hectic everything is goin in many directions right now but thats how i function...ive been sitting on yahoo going thru blogs and came across people i havent seen nor spoke to in ages and thought maybe now is the time to let go of things past and move forward...i m wondering now what happened to some of us where did it all go i look back at moments shared together the saturday night chillin n gettin stupid to the sunday morning coffee that consumed most of our time.....there r a few people i havent spoke to or who i manage to catch everyonce and awhile so im gonna take this blog to let them know i think about you guys daily and know how special you are in my life even tho we dont speak or dont have the opportunity to catch up know you are in my heart always i dont even know if youll read this or see it or manage to get thru all the idle shit before seeing t
To The Stinky Hippy Dude...
To the Stinky Hippy Dude... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-10, 8:11PM PST Ok, now I know here in Santa Cruz, people are pretty laid back. Mostly. That’s fine. I also know that, for the most part, people are accepting of all manner of things, the weirder the better. Like the pink dude who walks around downtown with a pink umbrella and pink lace tutu practically every day. Good for him. You, stinky hippy dude, while I don’t mind that you smell of sandalwood (sometimes) and pot (most of the time), I do mind that you smelled, this Wednesday, like a porta potty left out in the sun for a month. Guarded by a wet dog. Why? I understand that you don’t buy clothes because it’s “supporting the captatalistic (sp) system of exploitation and mind-mind manipulation,” fine fine. I also understand that you don’t use regular soap because it’s “cruelty to the environment and it pollutes the rain forests, dude” (e
Who Knows.....
I SIT HERE THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE AND WONDERING WHERE I WENT WRONG.WHAT WRONG TURN DID I MAKE.AM I SUCH A BAD PERSON OR SOMEHOW DO I NOT FIT IN THIS WORLD?WHAT DOES GOD WANT FROM ME?SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TO ME IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME..OVER AND OVER AND OVER..IN SUCH A SHORT TIME AGAIN MY LIFE HAS CHANGED DRASTICALLY.ONE THING AFTER THE OTHER.IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE SOMEONE CRAZY.THE SAD THING IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT I DO , HOW I ACT OR WHAT I SAY THINGS JUST DONT SEEM TO GET ANY BETTER.THEY CONTINUE TO GET WORSE.IT'S IF I AM CURSED.WHAT IS MY PURPOSE ... WHAT IS IT? I STILL CANT FIGURE IT OUT .RIGHT NOW I DONT EVEN CARE TO KNOW.I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL.I AM NUMB TO THE POINT WHERE IF I WAS HIT BY A BUS OR SOMETHING OF OTHER IT WILL BE A GOD SENT.MAYBE TO YOU IT SOUNDS DUMB BUT FOR ME RIGHT NOW IT SOUNDS GREAT.SO MANY TIMES I WAS NEAR DEATH AND WHY AM I STILL HERE ?I AM SO TIRED AND I FEEL LIKE GIVING UP ON LIFE AND JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.I AM SO WEAK AND TIRED OF FIGHTING.FOR WHAT DAMM I
Shaved V Trimmed V Impenetrable Jungle
shaved v trimmed v impenetrable jungle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-21, 9:37PM PST Guys....PLEASE. Take care of your bush. You have us ladies trained to do it so it's time to step up to the plate. You can all agree that you LOVE receiving oral sex, so why not take an extra moment to trim that huge bush and make it more likely that you will get it? Why the hell do you think us girls do it? Because we like razor burn? It's to keep you down there for as long as possible! And on a side note...why is it that the same guys who have the horrendous stinky nappy bush are the ones who are trying to push your face down into their shit? Coincidence? I THINK NOT. If your junk was nicely maintained it would be easier to find women willing to go visiting it. And one more thing, since I am already ranting. Girls aren't the only ones who get funky down there. Some of you guys are truly a disgrace. It smells like balls an
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Our Eyes Met During Last Night's Orgy, But I Didn't Catch Your Name - M4w
Our eyes met during last night's orgy, but I didn't catch your name - m4w -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-22, 12:50PM EST I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night's pile that I couldn't get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was a brief moment, while you were reverse cowgirling that old guy and jerking off two midgets while orally satisfying the butch chick in the leather chaps, when our eyes met, and it was magic. First, I want to be clear that I wasn't calling you a filthy whore, it was the woman I was doggy-styling, and that was only after her repeated insistence that I talk dirty to her. I promise I would treat you more respectfully than that. I also want to make clear that I don't normally go down on other guys, but since you were taken and she was the only other attractive woman there, and
Love And Let Go..(it Hurts To Love Someone)
Love and let go..(it hurts to love someone) 12-01-06 I think this sums it up,How it has been for me over the years ...today left with a broken heart......... "Redeeming love has been my theme, until the day we die". No matter what comes our way...it could be so cold and unloving...When hardships comes one's way...or love that seems to elude one,but to love is our theme till we die... With and in his... grace and mercy...and above all Gods love that hold us together...It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. Maybe Gods wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right person We will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling the passion and the romance in the relationship and find out you still care for that person. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone, who means alot to you, only to find out in the end
Anal Sex: If She Doesn't Like It, You're Not Doing It Right.
Anal Sex: If she doesn't like it, you're not doing it right. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-30, 10:53AM PST Oh come on! Can you really be that stupid to think that you can "sneak" something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously just as clueless about it as you if you were "sobbing yourself to sleep" after she tried her vibrator on you. Clumsiness is unbecoming in a lover, so if you want to be coming in your lover, you'd better know what you're doing. I have *never* met a woman who didn't like it up the butt. Perhaps not at first because of misconceptions about it or the failures of inadequate former lovers, but when they were finally with someone who knew what he was doing back there, they learned why pleasuring the 100,000+ nerve endings in the backdoor can be more fun than the 20,000 in the front. Besides, it adds a "dirty/naughty/nasty little slut" feeling that you can't achieve vaginally. I can't tel
Do You Ever
do you ever get tired of just being me do you ever get tired of the mirror yu see do you ever get tired of fighting for yours do you ever get tired and want so much more i go thru each day striving for more thinkin what does life have in store each day i trudge on trying to better my life wondering why im stil not a wife i do as i wish others do unto me yet here i sit struggling to let my heart free i see others around me who have so much more and do shit to get it disbelief to the core this poem makes no sense but i guess thats the way its goes when so much comes into play thoughts in my head swimming a torrent of hell how did i get here going where not sure hell you all know i write what comes to mind right now im thinking when do i get mine i fight and i struggle and work off my ass while others sit back and get theirs so fast i try to do good and try to be right but for my needs its always
Lookin
lookin at yu i see all i need wanting to bite but not make you bleed your lips are so smooth and make me dream of how they will feel when on them i cream taste is a sense one we all feel the sweeet taste of your lips mmm so real kissing yu gently wanting much more in dives my tongue your mouth to explore i close my eyes as yu nibble on me in my mind yur lips only i can see touching and tasing down on your knees lips tasting of sugar mmm make me cream
Orgasm Notice - 3 Days To Pay Or Quit
Orgasm Notice - 3 Days to Pay or Quit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-11, 3:53PM PST Dear Sir, You have been renting my vagina for the past six weeks. In that six weeks you have had liberal access to myself and my fine ass bobbing on your dick, and you have taken advantage of this opportunity on a damn near daily basis. That is great. I love sex and I love it more when it is a daily experience. However, over the course of these past six weeks, I have recieved only one "payment" in exchange for your many lovely gifts of pearl necklaces and the like. This arrangement is simply not an acceptable one for my vagina and myself. This notice serves you with a three day period to pay up or get the fuck on. I want an orgasm. Look at this from my perspective, dear sir. I am a lovely little number. I do not smother. I come over late at night to fuck your brains out. I like the same movies as you. We laugh together,
Needing A Poo Whilst Driving?
needing a poo whilst driving? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-17, 11:34PM EST the most unfortunate thing for me , living otp and especially in cherokee county are the lack of shops open late, especially if one needs a really big poo, well a hot spicy poo after eating jalpenos earlier in the day. well i went to work, downtown so i normally have to leave at 6am, wake at 530, but i get constipationm in the morning so i didnt poo. at work had a cup of tea, brekkie, still no poo? lucnhtime came around adn i had jalapenos, and salad. hot!! well did my work, hadnt had a poo and met my wife, had hot, spicy soup and some thai dish and lots of jasmine tea and water. then as soo as i sat in my car, the familiar bowel movement, shaking and tingly skin from a really hot dose of spices. damn i had to drive from roswell to alpharetta kroger with extreme turtles head, sweating and if i had farted then i would have
How Could You Understand Me
how do you say you understand me when you lookin my eyes and still you dont see the pain that iam feeling the tears that i shed the worry the hurt thoughts full of dread you love me you think and want a piece of my soul but do you truly know what would make me whole yours words speak of lifetime your actions too weak and then wonder why i dont hear when you speak look into my eyes and feel what i feel if you love me that much youll know iam real to have someone love you but just not understand to not know your needs or the task thats at hand you say you know what it is i need you say yu know how i need to be freed for one second in time please just sit and look my eyes r my soul and an open book dont try to not see what i feel in my soul understand me the feelings me as a whole support me and comfort and just hold me tight just understand me if only tonight
To Mr. Aisle-seat Jackass
To Mr. Aisle-Seat Jackass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-20, 11:11AM PST ... Look, no one likes flying. Airports are havens of stressed-out, disgruntled people. So I can completely understand if you were not in the best of spirits. And I myself was not thrilled to be sitting wedged between you, Mr. Aisle-Seat Jackass, and Chatty McWindowseat on my other side. I just wanted to sleep, after having spent a weekend sharing a hotel room with my dad who snores like a friggin’ chainsaw (I could hear it right through the earplugs). So, after sitting down, getting settled and comfy, and dozing off while the flight crew jabbered about exit rows, I was somewhat startled awake by your sharp elbow painfully jabbing my arm off of our shared armrest. That's right, shared. And I was maybe using a centimeter of the very back of my side of said shared armrest. Well, Mr. Aisle-Seat Jackass, I am not one to be elbow-jabbed so rud
Well I Tried Too Hard And Failed
I think I hit a low point today , I was so focused on getting to the Wasted Cherry level , I tried too hard .. I posted a bulliten ... prospeceted like a possesed miner ... convinced I could finish the day Wasted ... only wasted I got to was a wasted effort ... it's crazy ... I was too focused .. lost my true perspective .. and ended up short on my points ... want to thank everyone that did spread some love beautiful strangers ... taking the time to help .. and I want to specialy thank a little devil .. some devils really rock my world!!
Inspiration Destination
inspiration destination places unseen that look in your eyes the thoughts in between words on a keyboard typing out fast praying and hoping the inspiration does last you move me in ways no one has ever been able to do you make my mind think of all we could do that sweet little smile yu hold on your face the way that one look makes my heart race to inspire ones heat a world of desire to spark that one flame with your inner fire actions speak louder then words they do say but today yu inspire with all of your play dont get it confused lust luv or hate but your eyes do inspire my soul cannot wait continue this journey with me and you see your eyes do inspire the heat within me
Why I'm Giving Myself A Vibrator For Christmas
Why I'm giving myself a vibrator for Christmas -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-25, 11:32AM EST Well, once again it's Christmas, and I must admit I am not at all full of the spirit this year. Why? Well, you could say it's because my boyfriend and I split up, or that my parents got divorced and my dad got hitched to some woman he probably met on CL, or because I'm too fucking cheap to buy Christmas presents. Well, all of those things are true, but that's not what Scrooged me this Christmas. In fact, there's no Scrooging going on at all, because I'M NOT GETTING LAID. That's right, folks, I'm not getting any of the ho-ho-ho. No one, not even a fat man in a red suit, is squeezing down my chimney this Christmas. In the past six months, I've had sex exactly once, and it sucked. And I'm starting to get horny. Really horny. There are ominous internal signs of my horniness. My hypothetical "age range" has increased b
My Delilah
so as much as i hate to admit it ryan you cock you are my delilah how ratarded... im retarted for well everything i guess isnt it silly the fantasy girls create in there heads ... i guess its the lie they really want to beleive ..does this even make sence ?it does to me in ways ....but delilahs dead at least what she stood for ... if you dont understand relate you life to something else it sthe same ... bunny of doom bitch bunny of doom .. if only it had never turned into the niss that it did ..shank ...its what you do to me ..and your to blame
Defining Poke
When someones uses the word poke, have ya ever had one of those moments where you can't tell how their defining it... let's look at the regular definition of Poke Poke (Verb):to touch with finger or other object briefly and then pull away. ok now the slang definition... LOL Poke (Verb):to have,want to, or plan to have sex. oh my...lol *POKE*
My Family Puts The "fu" In Dysfunctional
My Family Puts the "fu" in dysfunctional -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-25, 2:51PM CST Christmas Eve is always a fabulous time for me due to the fact that my family is so incredibly dysfunctional. Everyone drinks brandy old fashioneds beginning at about 3 p.m. It is downhill from there. I got asked "Are you seeing anyone?" and "You're not married yet?" at least 264,000 times last evening. I'm 25 and have not yet reproduced. I best get on that. Who else's family eats raw ground beef and onions? What about meatballs and mini franks in jelly sauce? I feel like I should have gone to the OCB for some healthier fare. My aunt argues about money with my mom, basically over how my aunt is going to sue everyone once my grandmother dies because there has always been such inequality. My pedophile uncle ogles little nieces and nephews. We have to watch him. He should be locked up. My other uncle waxes poeti
A Public Service Announcment For Guys About Marriage
A public service announcment for guys about marriage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-30, 10:04AM EST OK guys, I was talking last night and we got a consensus of at least ten guys that the following is what lies ahead for you in marriage. So think carefully before you pop the question. Year one: Sex, sex, sex. All you could want. On the floor, in the woods, the car, the beach. Every time you’re alone, you’re banging like rabbits. Nothing is off limits. Nowhere either one of you won’t lick, tickle or tease. Each time you look at her naked body, you are filled with gratitude that God has given you this woman. Year two: It slows down, but you try to keep it hot just out of fear. You don’t want to become one of those couples. But now there’s no more spontaneous blowjobs. Things are more routine, but that’s OK because you’re still getting it regular and you’re happy. Years 3-5: Along comes the house and kids.
A Fatal Attraction To Trouble
A Fatal Attraction To Trouble -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-01, 11:27AM MST You were the mugger/robber at Awkatukee theatres two nights ago. I was the man who robbed you in return. Did you honestly expect me to just hand over my wallet to you? I’m a foot taller than you. Did you honestly expect me to be scared of your kitchen knife? I love how you peed yourself when I opened my trunk and cocked a shotgun in your face. Did you honestly expect me to let you call my girlfriend a whore? I used the money from your wallet to buy her some New Years lingerie. I threw your clothes in the dumpster behind Best Buy, across from the theatres. Are you still tied with jumper cables to the handicapped sign pole? I hope not. Thank you for the use of your credit card. You can get away with not showing identification at Safeway, Chevron, and many other places. You just saved me a fortune on a
Re: Why The Hell Is The Dog Getting Laid More Than Me? - W4m – 35
Re: Why The Hell Is The Dog Getting Laid More Than Me? - w4m – 35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-04, 2:42PM EST Simply put it’s because animals don’t complicate sex with feelings. Animals don’t “go out for a drink or dinner or whatever”. Animals don’t have a “litany of reasons why they have not gotten out in a very long time”. Animals don’t say things like “Please be under 40, single, good looking, professional or at least well read, D/D free, and available Saturday night.” And animals don’t say “YOU HAVE TO SEND ME A PIC!” When an animal is hungry they eat. They don’t care much what they eat. Some dogs will eat themselves sick and will eat poisonous things too. When an animal is thirsty they drink. Again, not too much thought goes into satisfying this need. When an animal is in heat they mate. No talking, no dinner and a movie, no nice car, no nice shoes. They give off a pheromone scent and howl to let others
Looking For A Lazy, Semi-ltr
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-04, 4:14PM PST I'm a 22 year old hot woman, bright and socially well adjusted. Have my shit together--full time job, plenty of friends, clean apartment with good roommates, etc. I'm looking for a similarly together man for the following type of relationship: I work early, so we'll go to bed early on the nights you stay at my place (which will be more than i stay at yours since I doubt you'll be as clean or as frequent a sheet washer, and the two won't add up to every night of the week). We'll spend a lot of time smoking pot and watching shitty TV or doing low key activities like reading or crossword puzzles with a bottle of wine. Occassionally, we will go to a bar for a couple of drinks with friends, catch a movie, or you might like to surprise me and we'll try a new restaurant...or an old favorite. Doesn't matter. Some nights I will cook, ususally veggie heavy rabbit food that you
My Life Right Now .
iam trying to write and just dont know what to write about i have feelings inside struggling to get out that cant seem to surface a new year new beginnings new ideas new starts but where does one begin changes needed not sure where yet but i know this is not the end of my journey ..losing people you feel a connection too can sometimes remind us to do all we can with the time we have so i guess thats where my mind set is at .my goal for 2007 dont fall for bullshit stop listning to empty words stop believing in broken promises and to basically just expect from people around me the mindset and knowledge to just be true to me if not true to me atleast be true to yourself.............. words left unspoken afraid of the end thoughts and provoking sudenly dead what was once our dream is now yours alone my life from this day set to a new tone dont promise me flowers and bring me dread dont promise me love and bring silence instead dont promise forever when tomorrow won
One-night-stand Boy: I Have A Small Request
One-Night-Stand Boy: I have a small request -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-06, 4:32PM PST One night stand boy, Thank you for buying me all those fancy, lime-flavored drinks, and thank you for listening to me as I got tipsy and rambled on. Thank you for taking me home and fucking my brains out, thank you! Thanks for being a good guy and having condoms with you, and for wanting to use them, and being a responsible person. Thank you for needing to use more than one, and for having a huge dick. All in all, a wonderful one-night-stand experience. I realize that men are not all as enthusiastic about clean up as women, and that you as an individual may not be as fastidious as I am. So thanks for dealing with the used condom. Thank you for not just throwing it on the floor next to the bed like one guy I dated, who also threw his dirty socks and underwear next to the bed and thought I would pick them up and wash th
Good Night
OK YOU GUYS - IM OFF TO BED NOW...I'M TIRED AND COLD AND SICK AND I HURT MY BACK....SOOO...THIS DESK CHAIR ISN'T HELPING ANY. CHECK OUT MY STASH (AND RATE IT..PLEASE!) - ITS GOT A DECENT VARIETY OF MUSIC. I'M ALWAYS ADDING MORE STUFF ON MY DAYS OFF. THERES ALSO A FEW RANDOM VIDEOS...AND A LOT OF CHRIS DAUGHTRY PICTURES - I'VE KIND OF GOT SOME SORT OF OBSESSION!! HAHA!! ANYWAYS - GOODNIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS. DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. MySpace Comments Graphics
My Dream.....
You walked towards me...smiling at me you asked me what i wanted to do....and i told you that i would show you......i pulled you towards me..kissing you long and hard.your tongue was soft yet powerful.I knew that tongue would feel wonderful between my legs.You started to kiss me softly kissing me down my neck and slowly down my body.Caressing every inch of my curves....You started to undress me while i was undressing you.You started to caress my breast rubbed and suck on my nipples...are bodies trembling with excitement.You press your body against mine..i can feel your throbbing c~~k...i started to kiss your body slowly going down ...down... teasing you and driving you crazy to the point where you were on fire and begged me to suck your c~~k....i began to suck on you until i had you almost at the edge. I pulled my mouth away,licked the tip for a minute then slowly took you back in.You felt so good,filling my mouth completely.You tasted the way i imagined you would as i slowly slid you
Ladies, Lift The Seat!
Ladies, Lift the Seat! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-20, 11:00AM PST Hoping that I will not be evicted from the female gender by writing this, I must reveal the shame that the Western woman carries with herself daily as she roams the frontier that is the public restroom. For, while prim and proper in her own private toilet, insisting that the toilet paper dispenses over the roll rather than under and castigating any poor male family member for leaving the seat in the upright position, the same said woman will indeed piss all over any public toilet seat and leave the mess for the next unfortunate visitor. Men may now be shocked to learn that a woman would urinate all over a public toilet seat but it happens ALL THE TIME. Even when the same seat can be easily lifted out of the way, creating a larger target for the unseated urinator. Even now, in the days when old-growth trees are hewn and pulped to create filmy
Rant: The Rules Of Breaking Up
RANT: The Rules of Breaking Up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-20, 5:33PM PST There seems to have been some confusion regarding division of property and space since we have broken up. YOU, hereafter referred to as the Dumper, do not retain the same rights to such things as ME, hereafter referred to as the Dumpee. Clearly the Dumpee has been wronged (except in certain situations, see Section 1(b) below), and thus retains more rights than the Dumper. To clarify, I have assembled a crack legal team to outline this document, so that you will quit being a complete and total prick. Actually, not all of these things apply to us, but for the sake of friends, family, and members of the general public who have also been Dumped, I’ve included other situations. This document applies only to those relationships that involved terms such as “boyfriend” and “girlfriend,” not couples who have taken that long argumentative road-

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