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Ok
Ok yah so my last blog was a lil dumb. Im really sleepy and im trying to wake myself up. I have a LONG ass day tomorrow SO i cant sleep today or i wont sleep tonight. I think im going to have a few drinks and cheer up!...SOunds good to me!. SO hmm whats been going on with me lately. .............. Yah when it takes me a minute to think of one thing thats pretty bad. I started talking to a OLD OLD friend recently. Did alot of catching up. I guess i do have more friends then i thought. I cut down on my smoking ALOT. I want to quit soon but i found doing it cold turkey is near impossible. Feb 1st is mine and my boyfriends 1 year anniversary. I know thats usually an exciting time for a couple but i know we are gunna fight over at least ONE thing. Thats just how we are. My mom and sister might be comming up to visit next weekend. Not sure yet. Im sooo bored. Yah so you just wasted a minute of your life reading this. Congraduations.

Growls
I am so sick of the bullshit. I still don't know what is going on with Ben, and anymore, I don't give a damn. I've come to the realization that while I may be good enough for a lay, I'm just not good enough to be a girlfriend. Oh fucking well. All the things I've wanted for so long, I see going right down the toilet. Oh well, I guess that I'll just have to find something else to dream for.

*scratch Scratch*
posted 2 pics of me :) hehehe one my sister took me when i was falling asleep the other is the proof of my surgery :( they are itching lol the nights in the hospital were ok, but i feel like if i'm pregnant (yeah i feel my belly bigger) and my throat is sore... tubes tubes tubes... lol check this link, that's how they did it to me http://cybersurg.arachnis.com/pictour.htm appart from this... not much really, i fall asleep a lot like Abe Simpson lol everywhere!!! this meds are good! thanks again for everyone that got me in their prayers... :) love you all!

Who's The Best Family On Ct Contest
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Boys
Boys A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things, to see what makes them run, but when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we give our hearts, and then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is at night, you'll wonder if he's true, One moment you will be happy, the next you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him, your heart begins to dance, your life revolves around him there's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, you wonder day and night, you see, my friend, you're losing him, it never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature, the price you pay is high. He may seem sweet and gorgeous, but remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy, that takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man to get what you dese

Greed
Greed has caused you to become a monster Greed has caused you to become so cold You said you loved him, then you put him away "'Til death do us part" means nothing to you Greed has caused you to become so jaded We've got some news for you, every dollar you save Will cushion your pillows in hell You act like we're blind, deaf and dumb Betrayal has now left us numb We're sorry we can't escape from This choice now we all must succumb He's been thrown away, left for dead How could you choose money instead Greed has caused you to become a monster Greed has caused you to become so cold You said you loved him, then you put him away "'Til death do us part" means nothing to you Greed has caused you to become so jaded We've got some news for you, every dollar you save Will cushion your pillows in hell You act like we're we're blind, deaf and dumb Betrayal has now left us numb We're sorry we can't escape from This choice now we all must succumb He's been thrown away, l

"kissable" Or "fuckable"
Hey if you think that the person who posted this is "KISSABLE" or "FUCKABLE" then tell them through a message. Keep it CONFIDENTAL!!! You would be surprised to see how many people think that you are kissable or fuckable. So make sure that you REPOST to give others the chance to tell you what they may think about you!! You know that you are a little curious!!! HURRY AND RE-POST THIS WITH "KISSABLE or FUCKABLE"

Not Just My Boyfriend
Not Just My Boyfriend You mean more to me now more thatn ever before, You're not just my boyfriend, You're my bestfriend and more. You're a person i rely on, When in need of a friend, You'll help me through troubles, Staying with me through the end. We've trusted in one another, With our secrets and our fears, We've shared kisses and quarrels, We've shared laughter and tears/ What i'm trying to tell you, I've told you before, You're not just my boyfriend, You're my bestfriend and more.

Some Men Blah
some men not all men but some are inconsiderate and pathetic i dont know how we put up with those type of men i really dont.they treaty you like shit and dont give a crap about you what so ever why is that?you work your ass off to please them and make them happy in anyway that you possibly can.they dont care how you feel at all.about anything.when somethin is incredibly important to you like lets say your mom is very sick and she lives 3600 miles away and you need to be by her side and he cant be bothered to help ou out with getting what you need to get to her even though he can and just wont..pathetic really pathetic i dont know how we do it.put up with them that is but for some reason we do...........comment on this if you like id appreciate the imput from especailly the girls...

New Wu-tang Clan Alumb Due Out This Year
Wu-Tang Clan's reunion with Loud Records founder Steve Rifkind is official, as the group has announced a new album titled 8 Diagrams, which will hit stores this summer on Rifkind's SRC label, through Universal Records. 8 Diagrams, which is named after a Kung-Fu epic, is the the first new album from Wu-Tang Clan in six years. The album will feature RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef, Ghostface Killah, Inspektah Deck, Masta Killa and U-God, all original members of the Wu-Tang Clan. The new album will also contain an unreleased performance that will show fans why deceased group member Ol' Dirty Bastard "was considered one of the illest MCs ever," before dying of a heart attack in Nov. 2004. â€œThis is the perfect time for us to come back, the stars are aligned,â€ RZA said. â€œItâ€™s like when we first started with Steve. We put out real hip-hop at a time when it was turning into pop or R&B. We brought the focus back to the music in its rawest form, without studio poli

Crawl
As I lay this all to rest Shadows appear reminding me Of all things left unsaid by me Maybe one day you'll believe That I will crawl I will crawl on broken knees It's beyond what you really need Forcing it all out of you Will I make your life complete Come Clean Am I the sorrow That you won't reap Am I the secret That you can't keep Well I won't stop Until I'm complete And I won't stop Until you believe I won't stop until you need me

Forget Him
Forget Him -- Anonymous Forget his name, Forget his face, Forget his kiss, HIs warm embrace. Forget the love that once was true, Remember now he has someone new. Forget him when they play your song Forget you cried the whole night long. Forget how close you once were. Remember that he's chosen her. Forget you mesmerized his walk, Forget the way he used to talk. Remember now he's gone away. Forget his laugh. Forget his voice Forget that you were not his choice, Forget the way he held you tight, Remember hes with her tonight. Forget the time that went so fast Forget the love that now has past Forget he had said he'd leave you never, Remember now he's gone forever.

Bikers Contest Comming
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

I'm Okay Now! =)
UPDATE: I'm Doing SOOOOOOO Much Better Now..A Few Days I Posted This Video And I Cryed Everytime I Watched It..Now When I Watch It I Smile...Thats The First Step!!...I Still Miss Him But It Wasen't Meant To Be.. Yay Me. =) x0x -Ash Oh And A Little Word Of Advice..Be Careful When You Get Involved With Someone Online. It CAN Work If You Are Determined..But It Can Also End In A VERY Shitty Way!! -->¢¾AsH.WeeE@ CherryTAP

The Pit
Heading where I should not go Only wanting yet to know Perilous journeys have guided me here Eternally resting in a tear Sword is drawn I stand to fight And fall the same for what is right Never wanting anymore Daring to stand at loves door Dreaming that I shall not fail Remembering how far we did sail Emotionally wrenched in this pain Almost losing what is sane Memories to ashes Sweetness does fade Mortally wounding what we have made Enter the lair of times past Memories that haunt you from the last Only one difference to them all Remembering faces as they fall Into the darkness everyone goes Ever the events but never the rose Satan beckons the weakest of man And shows him how to make a stand Never go to this pit Dwelling demons hate and rip At your soul until youre gone Severing life as you go on Hopes of redemption fade away Eventually turning to a shade of gray Sweetness

Something To Offend Everyone Part I (good Stuff)
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Be

Going Away
Gliding down that velvet seam, Only having one last dream. Into darkness they will go, Never knowing what they'll sow, Going away in a low. Along that tunnel they may walk, Wondering where is the clock. Among the clouds they shall soar, Young ones missed still once more.

Self Love ~ My Own Words ~ As I See It
»-(¯`v´¯)-» What is self luv? My definition is ~ Luv that is directed towards the many aspects of yourself, i.e., our feelings, emotions, actions, physical body (the way in which we see our own image), and etc.. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Some ppl. don't know how to luv themselves, simple because they can't separate certain other states from the word luv; they get other things all twisted up in the mix.. For example..... »-(¯`v´¯)-» 1) Vanity ~ Some people feel they should be luved because they are beautiful. Vanity is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2) Narcissism ~ Some people are obsessed with themselves, forgetting to give unconditional luv to others. Narcissism is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» 3) Selfishness ~ The selfish person has the above characteristics as well as greediness. Selfishness is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Self luv increases our ability to luv other people. When you luv certain aspects of self, you start to luv the same aspects in other people. If you luv your assertiven

Fake
you seem to be interested pretending like you care i ask for an answer and no reply people wonder why why people dont like you your fake your soul is empty full of yourself i hope your die you dont care you never have your fake as fake can be never talk to me

Dreaming In The Dark
Dreaming In The Dark Just you and I togeather, dancing in the moonlight. You'll have my heart forever and a day. I give to you all of me, the best I have to give, your love for me is all I'll need to stay. In the world I go, there is life and a soul, happiness and a time for being, a fantasyland? maybe that's so, but with love so freely given. Take hold of my hand, walk with me awhile. I am the sun that warms your face, the rain that quenches your thirst. I am the soft gentle breeze blowing through your hair. I am the dew that softens your lips, the song that warms your heart, the stars upon your eyes, the happiness in your heart. How I long for the darkness of the night to fall, so I can close my eyes and dream of you. No one can hear what I say to you, or the words you whisper to me. Softly the wind touches my cheek, your hand is what I feel, the tender brush of your lips upon mine in the darkness of a dream.

The Surprise At Home
He was a very happy man. A good job. He had a great looking wife. Life could not be better. Forgetting to take some papers with him to work this morning, he thought that he would be surprising his wife by stopping by the house at lunchtime. But, when he arrived, she was not home. Damn, he thought. There went the opportunity for a lunch time quickie! But, such was life. As he searched through the bedroom tables for the work that he had forgotten, he heard the front door open. Ah, this he knew would be his wife, returning home, maybe after a shopping trip. He would have that opportunity after all! He hid, quietly in the closet, and waited for her to come into the bedroom, as was her habit, to put her shoes away. The closet was dark, and he left the door open a crack, so that all he could see was a part of the room containing the bed. She always sat there, on the edge to remove her shoes. He could already see her great legs, in a skirt, raising slowly to take her shoes off one at a time

Devotional 1/25/07
January 25 - Daily Feast Volume II Dust trails on the ground and vapor trails in the sky where man travels with such speed we can only see where he has been - and these are everyday wonders. Others have left tracks for us - men and women we may never have heard about, or it may be our own mothers and fathers. Eras pass leaving only the faintest signs. Hills stay pretty much the same, the sky changes and changes again. The wind sweeps a trail of seeds that give us trees and flowers. Universal tracks - footsteps we hear again and again. Will ours be marching - or rolling softly as the steps of an evening walker? ~ I thank the Great Spirit for making me a Sauk, and the son of a great Sauk Chief. ~ BLACK HAWK "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 25 "Also ask your heart to purify and cleanse this defect and harmful desire. Ask also the help of the inner father and mother. Every time we eli

Dave Thompson Christmas Special
this is from the 3rd annual dave thompson christmas special '06. yes. if asked nicely, ill usually strip down and be stupid. im a cheap floozy whore. oh yeah...thats frank. he kept checkin me out the entire time. i felt violated. but i guess i didnt mind all that much. he WAS caught off guard when i came down the chimmny and sat next to him. and i looked GOOD that night. like whoa. okey...that is all.

~²ºº7~ Who Is She And What Does She Desire ~²ºº7~
~²ºº7~ IN A MAN ~²ºº7~ Attraction is first so if you don't have a picture posted don't bother. (I just don't want to waste your time or mine.) ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ I'm looking to meet my SoulMate. I believe in True Love however i think it takes time to get to know someone. I'm not perfect however I strive to be better each day. ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ In order to Stimulate my Body you must First Stimulate my Mind. Life isn't about the things that happen to you it's about what you do & what you learn. I've learned alot and now i'd like to share it with that Special Man. I believe that love has no race and I open myself up to all possibilities. ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ I'm not a psychic so it takes Communication. I'm open minded and adaptable whether it be out for the nite or cuddling on the couch. As long as we're together the rest of the world doesn't matter. What you give is what you

Oh Ya
and my friend is an idiot too for saying she would get me an inspector and then not telling me when so i could get the realtor so show up to get in the house. the fucking inspector should be able to get the code to get in the house anyway. unless he is not a certified inspector..fuckerss jerking me around..

Little Melissa ... Valentine's Day Wish
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa

Don't Close Your Eyes
One of my Faves!! What's you're doing out in the night time Won't you call me on the phone Your mama can't solve your problem When's daddy ever get home So you think you're a little bit wild In the middle of the suicide Don't close your eyes Don't close your eyes Don't sing your last lullaby No one there to hold you No one is your friend You live life up and down now Nightmares on your brain Another lonely way of hanging round Don't you take it falling down no no Hold on hold on tight I'll make everything all right Wake up don't go asleep I'll pray the lord Your soul to keep Don't close your eyes Don't close your eyes Don't sing your last lullaby Don't close your eyes Don't close your eyes Don't sing your last lullaby

This Weeks Epiphany
So I've spent a lot of time thinking lately. I'm going through a lot of changes, and they have made me look back on my life so far. Here's what I've discovered: I have issues... well I knew that, but I found out that they are a little deeper than I thought. I don't want a relationship. When you have a million failed relationships, you start to wonder why. Here's what I've come up with. My own little epiphany if you will... I don't want a relationship. I keep finding myself in situations where I am always the one hurt. I keep picking the guys who subconsciously, I KNOW it won't work, because, in reality... deep down in the "inner me"... guess what, I don't want a relationship. The poor guys I get involved with who might just have a shot, who I think it maybe could work out with... I self destruct those ones. So right now, I'm happy to be who I am. I want to date. Not one guy, whoever the hell I want to date. It seems that once you've granted rights into your panties, guys forg

Homes..
been house hunting. man its a bitch! found one we like but damn the paperwork is a bitch!!!and our realtor is an idiot!!!!he keeps 4getting things,telling us things late..i hate him!!!!!cant find an inspector that can come at a time when me or my wife can be there. our schedules suck..HELP!! it shouldnt be this hard......we dont have the money for rent cause of lost hours when we had the ice storm here in tx...we are fucked!!!!!

Take It On The Run
Im feeling unloved soooooo Imma post 80's cheesey music so I feel Better!! Heard it from a friend who Heard it from a friend who Heard it from another you been messin around They say you got a boy friend Youre out late every weekend Theyre talkin about you and its bringin me down But I know the neighborhood And talk is cheap when the story is good And the tales grow taller on down the line But Im telling you, babe That I dont think its true, babe And even if it is keep this in mind You take it on the run baby If thats the way you want it baby Then I dont want you around I dont believe it Not for a minute Youre under the gun so you take it on the run Youre thinking up your white lies Youre putting on your bedroom eyes You say youre coming home but you wont say when But I can feel it coming If you leave tonight keep running And you need never look back again

°o.o~ Chinese Horoscope ~o.o°
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The Miles Between Us
The many miles between us makes me sad and blue can't wait 'til we're together I'm really missing you In my dreams you're with me holding me real tight whispering words of comfort saying things will be alright The morning sun awakes me another day begins my mind begins to wander with thoughts of you again I imagine you here beside me reality brings a tear my days drag on without you I long to hold you near My love for you is burning I need your tender touch thoughts of you bring sadness I'm missing you so much... "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed" Keep Smiling

Friends And Fans
WE BEEN HELPING A LOT OF PEPS LATELY SO NOW WERE CALLING ALL OUR FANS FOR SOME HELP THE WAY WE FEEL IS SIMPLE U DONT COME COMMIT URE NOT REAL FRIENDS WE HELP SO MANY AND IF U EVER NEED HELP U CAN ALL WAY COUNT ON US TO HELP OUT ALL U HAVE TO DO IS ASK WE ALWAYS TRY TO RATE AND COMMIT ON EVERYONE BLOGS STASHES AND PIC AS WE SEE THEM SO IF U WOULD FEEL SO NICE TO COME HELP THT WOULD BE GREAT THANK YOU JASON AND JESSIE http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=500742&albumid=194809&i=3775378603

My New One Its Long And Im Looking To Add Art To It Make It Like A Story Kinda Thing
trapped inside can't escape gatta fly wanna go wanna run I'll never be done I'll never get to fly never got to run I'm holding myslef back gatta let go just so i know that i can do anything on my mind my true destiny i must find Reviel to me my true power and give me the strength at my darkest hour to do what i know i must to get myself free and begin to trust for my past is not all bright trapped in darkness for so long now awaiting an escape from a dark past i need a reason to let the demons go let myself care let myself trust this has to be done before i self-destruct whether or not i can be free depends completly on me do I let go and forget who i am ordo I hold on becoming a stronger man a tougher man with no hope but of pain how can I stay sane no one can see the true pain in me no one can help the only one that can help me is myself this is something that I can't put on a shelve it needs to be done not just for myself wh

A Marine Goes Into A Dunkin Donuts
To my cherry friends and family...I received this email today and I thought it was worth passing this around. Very upsetting...I do not have a problem with any type of person who can come into this great country and make a new life. I hate to use the term foreigner. This country helps foreigners to start there own businesses. I used to live in NJ and many Dunkin Donuts are own by foreigners. As do the rest of America I am sure. I do not have a problem with that. What I do have a problem with if they do support Al Quada or have employee that support Al Quada. I realized that you cannot control your employee thought and feels or views, but those employees feel the need to express his or her views to the customer, then that employee should be fired. I know this country as freedom of speech and I am using it myself right now. For anyone living in this country that supports Al Quada in anyway, shape or form then you needs to get the HELL out of this county. This morning my friend went

I Want To Make You Smile As You Make Me
I want to make you smile as you make me (by Nicholas Gordon) I want to make you smile as you make me. I wish you saw my thoughts right through my eyes. You ask me what I'm thinking. I can't tell you. You are the stars, and I the empty skies. In me there is a yearning ever flowing That needs to reach an end that never comes. I cannot be myself without you with me. This is a truth no wisdom ever plumbs. You laugh, and say that I'm your personal angel, And this is what I want so much to be. The beauty of my life is like a passion That blows right through the person that you see.

Turn The Page
turn the page, a new day dawns,how life controls us little pawns. dont like the story, that life has wrote,it comes stright forward, no candy coats. dont like your story,does it sound crappy, then from here on out, make it happy. your the one, who moves the pen, but you cant go back, and start again.just be a man, and take control, tell it how, you want it told. its nobodys fault, but your own, you reap the thngs you have sown. its time to plant,a brand new seed, let your light shine bright, and do good deeds. be nice to people, be courteous, show people your one to trust. if you go through life, without a care,you'll mess things up beyond repair. family, friends and kids alike, they'll all tell you to take a hike. just do the right thing, you know how,dont waste no time, start right now. so, how do you want your story to be,a story of triumph, or tragedy? forget yesterday,take your past in strife,just remember,the saddest things a wasted life. so turn the page, a new day has dawned,ta

I'm Here To Piss You Off!!
I How are you? More than ever, I truly want to destroy people who hurt kids. Last week was a good week...missing children were found alive. BUT HOW DARE anyone say a word against the poor Shawn Hornbeck boy in MO who was held by that freakish fucktard Devlin for over FOUR YEARS? It was the boy's fault, right? He could have gotten away, right? WRONG, you ridiculous, brain dead, pablum spooning, Bush voting imbeciles. He was, is, a little boy. He will never be the same, his childhood stolen by a sick, selfish bastard who refuses to get help for his un-acceptable impulses. How can it ever be the child's "fault" that they are abused, raped or murdered? This boy was manipulated, terrified, in fear for his life. Please, my blissfully ignorant friends, get ANGRY, before it happens to your child or someone you know. We need legislature that assures human turds like devlin never see the light of day after their first offense. I know, Devlin has never been caught previously, but why didn

Brain Surgery
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.. " The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

—(•·÷[ What Does Your Name Mean ]÷·•)—
KEY: A: LiKeS tO dRiNk. B: LikE. A dAmN gOoD kIsSeReS pEoPlE C: Is wIlD aNd cRaZy. D: HaS oNe oF tHe bEsT pErSoNaLiTiEs eVeR. E. A dAmN gOoD kIsSeR. F: FuCkIn cRaZy. G: NeVeR lEt pEoPlE tElL yOu wHaT tO dO. H: HaVe a vErY gOoD pErSoNaLiTy aNd lOoKs. I: LoVeS eVeRyOnE. J: LiVeS liFe fOr fUn. K: ReAlLy sIlLy. L: LoVeD bY eVeRyOnE. M: MaKeS dAtInG fUn. N: DeAd sExY. O: BeSt iN bEd. P: PoPuLaR wItH aLl tYpEs oF pEoPlE. Q: A hYpOcRiTe. R: PeOpLe aDoRe yOu. S: EaSy tO fAlL iN lOvE wItH. T: LoYaL tO tHoSe yOu lOvE. U: ReAlLy lIkE tO cHiLl. V: NoT jUdGeMeNtAl. W: VeRy bRoAd mInDeD. X: NeVeR lEt pEoPlEe tElL yOu wHaT tO dO. Y: OnE oF tHe bEsT dAmN bF/gF aNy oNe cOuLd aSk fOr. Z: AlWaYs rEaDy.

I Would Like To Know My Friends A Bit Better And I Was Asked To Repost This Quiz.
1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of CT? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 7. Tell me one weird fact about you: 8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down? 9. Do you Trust me? 10. Have you ever kept anything from me? 11. What do you think of me as a Person? 12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? 13. Would you cry for me if I died? 14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? 16. How

What Religion Is Your Bra? This Is So Funny.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types.The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why

My Iq
this is what i got on an iq test oh yay. could have scored better but i was just trying to get thru it near the end. so decided to not think and figure out one or two of the questions tho i know i could have lol. Congratulations, Chance! Your IQ score is 133 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. .. hmm creative solutions like using a piece of a sucker to fix my guitar since i seem to have lost the peg to hold the guitar string in place? or how i didnt have to buy new electric gu

Am I Real?
A very old and dear friend of mine informed me via a comment that she had been asked if I was fake or not. Anyone who doubts whether I am please feel free to visit my comments section, and thanks Girly for standing up for your old wing man. Love ya! I get this shit all the time and I am tired of it!

Men: This Could Happen To You!!
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter- patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and suc

This Is A Rant!!!
Small rant of the day.... If you post pics on here, people can rip them from you. No problem there. They can even be sneaky and right click, and save if they want. Again, no problem. But here's the thing that gets me. I came across a profile today that had one of my pics as her main pic....ok, it could have come from someone else. So I look in her album...I admit, my curiousity got the better of me. There is my pic...and yes, it was mine....it had been very poorly edited to cover my username with some other writing. Still no big deal really....if I didn't want it ripped, I didn't have to put it up for anyone to see or take. But this girl.....I couldn't stop laughing when I read the caption for the pic....she has the nerve to say "please don't rip this pic from me" and "if you rip it, don't change it". I must say she has some guts to take a pic from someone, edit it to her liking, then tell other people not to do it to her...LMAO.... What goes around, comes around.

Poem For The Homies, Lo's, Lette's And Ninja's
Poem for the juggalo's We are the out casts of society We come from the rich an the poor We're Christians pagans, anarchist, and other Friends, brothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The Freakshow We're honor bound We live and die by the carnival Very few understand us The one's that do are Fam Friends brothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The freak show Grease paint,Hachets,faygo,and homies We don't rape, kill or anything we sing about We mug an do thing we ain't support to We are survivors Friends, bothers and sisters We're known as juggalo's The Freakshow we are every where We may not all agree Yet we stand together in the time of need We will watch one another backs For we are the freashow The family of clowns and ninja's Simply known as juggalo's

Enough
Have you every feel you have no one? I have people around me all the time like family and friends but I can't really trust or get respect from them! Sometimes I don't feel loved but used! I have a soft heart...I am good to everyone and those I love take advantage of me all the time. I get hurt alot from family and friends but yet I am still there for them! I guess my question is when is enough a enough and just say no and walk away an not look back or not feel guily cause I say no!

Fat Or Thin
OVER HERE IN ENGLAND A PROGRAM CALLED NEWSROUND WAS HOLDING A POLL TO DECIDE WEATHER OR NOT TO DITCH THE SKINNY MODELS AND USE MORE REALISTIC SHAPE AND OR SIZES. THEY STATED NEW YORK AND A COUPLE OF OTHERS HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO THIS I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE WHOLE THING PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK I WILL NOT BE OFFENDED.

Mending A Broken Heart
THIS WAS WRITTEN(BY ME) FOR VALENTINES DAY 2001 AND SUBMITTED TO A LOCAL RADIO STATION. IT WAS CHOSEN TO BE READ ON AIR! After having my heart literally ripped to shreds in October of 1994, I thought I would never love again. Two years later, while talking on my citizen band radio, an unfamiliar voice came across the airwaves like an angel on a mission. Little did I know that I had unexpectantly found the woman that could mend my broken heart. We talked on the C.B. for maybe thirty minutes, as I watched the meter on the radio to try and find her(she didn't think I would!). When I drove into her driveway, our eyes locked on each other and it felt like we had known each other for years. That feeling was quickly strengthened as soon as we sat down and talked for what seemed like hours. I could not believe how easy it was to open up to her, since we had only met that night. After only one month of dating, our feelings beign enormously strong for each other, we decided to get

One Day...
We are all time Travelers- as tomorrow will always be our destination--- So---- What have you done to personally make days yet to arrive great ones?? * Did you show a little patience with a loud child in a restaurant or store today?- One of the best ways to teach tolerance and acceptance is to show people that we tolerate and accept them? *Did you offer a family member with young children to--- go shopping for them, to pick up cleaning or maybe visit with them while they have their child/ children with them? People with young children say often, " It's amazing how having a 3 year old makes people not want to socialize with you!" * Smile at children when you get a chance to- it feeds and inspires young spirits to KNOW that they are approved of and enjoyed for just being who they are!

Friends
Can people on the internet that you never met really be your friend? What is a "real" friend? Someone who listens. Someone who cares. Someone to make you laugh. Someone you look forward to seeing. Someone faithful and loyal. SO the only difference is the physical contact. I would say I have a few very special friends who have shown me they care, they make me laugh even when I don't want to, and they are definitely people I look forward to seeing. Most of you have listened to me on days when nothing seemed to go right for me. So I just want to thank you for being real friends to me.. no matter how grumpy or moody I am (I can be moodier than a woman with PMS).. no matter how stressed I get. You have always been there for me. I love you guys!

Ordinary People
"Ordinary People" [Verse 1] Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday [Bridge] I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [Verse 2] This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss then we make up on the way [Bridge] I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second

Does You Name Match Your Personality?
does you name match your personality? S: Easy to fall in love with H: Has very good personality and looks E: A goddamn good kisser I: Loves everyone L: Loved by everyone A: Likes to drink M: Makes dating fun A: Likes to drink R: Just Drop by I: Loves everyone E: A goddamn good kisser J: Lives life for fun E: A goddamn good kisser N: Crazy! K: Really silly I: Loves everyone N: Crazy! S: Easy to fall in love with maiden - S: Easy to fall in love with M: Makes dating fun I: Loves everyone T: Loyal to those you love H: Has very good personality and looks

Wonderful Tonight
Its late in the evening Shes wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her make up And brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks me Do I look alright And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight We go a party And everyone turns to see This beautiful lady Thats walking around with me And then she asks me Do you feel alright And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight I feel wonderful Because I see the love light in your eyes And the wonder of it all Is that you just dont realize How much I love you Its time to go home now And Ive got an aching head So I give her the car keys She helps me to bed And then I tell her As I turn out the light I say my darling, you were wonderful tonight Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight ~Eric Clapton

Sweet Emotion
i'm missing you already you're simply a memory silence in a crowded room that's calling out to me a distant cry inside of my heart always tracks me down it will never want to part it will never let me down thorns of emotion sting me everyday they remind me of you and tell me to stay tears of sweet hope run down my young face they sing to me softly and show me your face sorrow fills my empty soul and tuck me in at night it fills my room with silent screams and holds on to me tight my heart has only one love one love to give pure as the feathers of a dove pure as the way we all shall live

Just My Life
Hey people I am getting married in July 19, 2008 to a very wonderful soldier of mine he has been there for me through thick and thin and will always be. I can't stress this enough when you find true love you will know because you won't stop thinking about the person even when you break up and then go back out and then break up and go back out. I didn't think that there was a person that would be my Mr. Right. But I found him and he found me and now we are just right. Happiness comes in all shapes and sizes. It doesn't matter who or what it is. He/she will be there even though you dont' want them too. It is time that people start to love people for who they are and not what they aren't or how you think you can change someone. But the only thing that can't be done. Love them for who they are and how they respect you. I couldn't be happier then what I am now. thanks to him I am writting my vows. I can't understand how people use others. What if the hand was turned and it happe

Now I Know
Took a chance, roll the dice of me and you Opened up, let you in my world Like a dance, started slow and then love took control Swept away, so proud to be your girl When you read a story much to fast Sometimes a happy ending doesn’t last Now I know that love ain’t meant to be a play thing Now I know it’s not an ordinary everyday thing Now I know that when this ride is so amazing When it’s wrong you gotta let it go Now I know Now I know Remember when, we said our love would last forever But then again, how are we to know There come a time, that love will change like stormy weather A sunny day will suddenly turn cold Time will teach you all you need to learn But there’ll always be a first time you get burned Now I know that love ain’t meant to be a play thing Now I know it’s not an ordinary everyday thing Now I know that when this ride is so amazing When it’s wrong you gotta let it go Now I know Now I know I don’t regret a single day Joy and pain along th

So Sick
Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that I'm alone Cuz right now it says that we Can't come to the phone And I know it makes no sense Cuz you walked out the door But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore (it's ridiculous) It's been months And for some reason I just (can't get over us) And I'm stronger then this (enough is enough) No more walkin round With my head down I'm so over being blue Cryin over you And I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? Gotta fix that calender I have That's marked July 15th Because since there's no more you There's no more anniversary I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you And your memory And how every song reminds me Of what used to be That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here

Hey Every On Show Me Some Love K
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I'm Not Support To Love You Anymore
We agreed that it was over now the lines have all been drawn the vows we made begin to fade but now they're gone put your pictures in a showbox and my goldring in the drawer I'm not supposed to love you anymore now Sherry says she's jealous of this freedom that I found she would be; she would be out of the town and she says she can't imagine what on earth I'm waiting for I'm not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn't care and wonder where and how you are but I can hide this hurt inside my broken heart I'm fighting back emotions that I've never fought before 'cause I'm not supposed to love you anymore Now I'm writing you this letter and it's killing me tonight that I agreed when you believed it wasn't right and I couldn't sleep up on the bed so I'm down here on the floor will I'm not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldn't care and wonder where and how you are but I can hide this hurt inside my broken heart I'm fighting back emotions that I've neve

Skydiver Charged After Love Rival's Chute Fails
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21120195-2703,00.html * January 26, 2007 BRUSSELS: A married woman who was having an affair with a fellow skydiver plunged 4000m to her death after her love rival and best friend tampered with herparachute. Els Van Doren, 37, fell to earth in a garden in front of a group of onlookers. Els Clottemans, 22, has been charged with her murder. Minutes earlier, the pair had joined hands in a star formation with two other skydivers including Ms Clottemans's boyfriend, a Dutchman named only as Marcel, who police say was having an affair with Van Doren. While Marcel and Ms Clottemans broke away at 1220m when their parachutes inflated, Van Doren, a mother of two, was unable to open either her main parachute or the reserve and crashed to her death in the town of Opglabbeek, Belgium. Her final moments were filmed by her head-mounted camera. Wally Elters, a witness at the aerodrome from which the fatal flight departed,

People Need To Grow Up
I recently left a lounge to go into another and a certain person is now pissed off at me. I didn't think anything of it cuz I'm a big girl thought to be free to go and do as I please I didn't know I had to get permission from said person to move on. but whatever, I guess some peoples lives really do just revolve around the internet I for one find it stupid that they are so upset with me and that they ended their "friendship" with me on here but again WHATEVER GROW UP

Phantoms From An Angel's Past :(.......
Voices call upon the tears I hold back, taking me once more deeper into the shadows. Carrying me back in time to a place where pain engulfs my every thought and inch of skin. Darkness seems to light my path, holding me in chains I thought were broken free. Trailing with the look of what people want to see, only behind the smile and bright eyes they will never see the truth. Hidden by the colors of the rainbow, tears shed free. Mind creating visions of the past I once lived, now making it so real as if right now is where it began. The truth of what I lived through, many may never know. Marking me with so many scars that never show. Cutting edges under my skin, making it all painful to carry on. Trying to break free from the steel I enclosed myself with. Never allowing any tender hand to touch, yearning for closure that will someday be sought. Hope that carries me through each day, just barely gets me to the next. Closing my eyes seems like forever in time. Wishing and pleading

What Do You Do?
What do you do when you've been hurt so many times? And then you finally have found someone you love, But, you're scared you're going to get hurt. What do you do when the person you love is the only one you can turn to? But, then that person is no longer there. What do you do?

The Way Of My Life????
Aggitation takes a bond blood boiling through every space fear of never taking one more step light seems so far away backing down from all the emotion consuming it all over once more darkness engulfs me in every way Waking in a new day dims blocked from the sun I once saw reaching out to not one replacing that wall that once fell knowing I can't get through another failure drowning in a depth of hurt that bleeds not being able to contain the scars that I once hid Holding the blade and pills in only my view I hold tightly to the memories that are dear choices and decisions flash before me faces standing still in front of my eyes steering a blanket of warmth over me treading to a hault at what I considered giving me the strength to carry myself into one more day...... ~Angel~

Abyss
The yawning chasm Of my bleeding heart Is filled with a flood of raging emotion The pain vanishes in that flood And I breathe a sigh of relief I experience sweet release As I fall into the abyss I lose myself in that depthless void And I let the tidal wave of sensation Wash over me As I drift along I let go of the pain and anger I draw peace and joy into myself And I feel them deep in my core As I emerge from the trackless depths I feel my heart begin to heal And I leave the pain and anger behind ~Phoenixx (written Jan.21, 2007)

Idiots
I ONLY MARKED NSFW FOR THIS BLOG BECAUSE I AM REALLY TIRED OF THOSE IDIOTS OUT THERE WHO THINK THAT A PLANE DID NOT HIT THE PENTAGON. GUESS WHAT, I WAS THERE AT WORK AND YES A PLANE DID HIT THE PENTAGON. IT WASN'T A BOMB, IT'S WASN'T A TOMHAWK CRUISE MISSLE AS I JUST RECENT READ, WHAT AN IDIOT WHO POSTED THAT, IT WAS A PLANE. HAS ANYONE EVER SMELLED JET FUEL? THAT DOESN'T COME FROM A TOMHAWK CRUISE MISSLE, IT COMES FROM AN AIRPLANE. HAS ANYONE SMELLED BURNED FLESH? THAT SMELL STICKS AROUND FOR WEEKS AFTER. I KNOW A GUY WHOSE 5 YEAR OLD SON WAS ON THAT PLANE, IF YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT IT WASN'T A PLANE, THEN LET'S GO ASK HIM WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HIS SON. I AGREE EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION, HOWEVER, WHEN IT DISREPECTS THOSE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF A TERRORIST ACT, THEN THEY NEED TO HAVE THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF THEM. ENOUGH SAID!!!

Hope For A Child....
How is it that you spend so many years helping so many get through, only to find that the one person you desperately want and need to help, feels that you don't care? In an instant you claim that you are so alone... In an instant you say there is no other way... In an instant you find my deepest weaknesses... In an instant you feel so much anger... In an instant you have chosen to be selfish... Many thoughts come to mind as I read over and over your hurtful words. Knowing in my heart that I must be strong for you, but feeling so weak. You take in what you know and have learned from paying so much attention to all the hurt and pain you have felt throughout your years, that you feel that death is the answer. Praying now more than ever in my life, that somone watches over you as you are not here. Visualizing your words and thoughts over in my mind, I can only show you how much I love you and hope for you to change your mind...... ~Always Someone's Angel~

Through The Eyes Of A Rapist
Through the Eyes of a Rapist This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates. Please pass it along. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts : 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and c

New Lyrics..
angels cry demons fly/ lucifers army right by my side/ upon me you fear no evil/ sixes in my eyes this murder so lethal/ evil be my witness my hitlist is like a bible/ i walk thru the streets with a knife and a rifle/ survival is dim for my enemy/ step to me, hoe...and a survivor you'll never be..

Jelly Beans Contest!!!!
okay here are the people in my contest this will start tomorrow @ 2:00 pm my time..and will run for 3days...so comment bomb your friend or your self there are know rules..just no bitch or crying about this and that i dont want to hear it...so lets have a good time and some fun...from jellybean (repost of original by '·ï¡÷¡ï· JÊ££¥ ßÊÁÑ·ï¡÷¡ï·' on '2007-01-25 10:00:24')

Not Perfect!!
I came on this site here to make friends,have fun and whatever more. I didn't come on this site to be criticize. I posted on my profile how I am. I said I was not skinny, was no model, don't claim to look beautiful an I know I am no perfect 10. As for my age well think we all get older. I say Hello to all I can an try to chat an be friends with all. I do for others as they do for me, an if I know they need help I am there. All I ask for is a little respect here nothing more an nothing less. I can be a good friend if given the chance, but some like to judge by your looks before they even know you. I feel for those that do that. As I said in my profile I am who I am and I am not changing take me as I am or go the hell on. Sorry to babber on but hey some need to learn to be a little nicer they may want votes or rating, an when you treat people like you do, well you don't get the help.

The Way We Met
One night, Oct 27th,1996 to be exact, a friend and I were playing Foxhunt with other friends. Foxhunt is where one person(having friends with them), goes somewhere and hides with their vehicle. Using the C.B., we keep them talking and use the meter on the C.B. to try and find them. Well this night, my friend and I took a short break to grab a bite to eat at his house. While we were there, we kept tabs on everyone, by listening to his C.B. Base station. I started talking to someone on the C.B. and he mentioned that there were a couple girls there that wanted to talk on the radio. So I said, I know at least one of them has to be brave enough to talk. All of a sudden, I heard one of the sweetest voices I had ever heard come across the airwaves. I said "Oooooh weee! that voice sounds so sweet, I am going to have to call you Louisiana Sweetheart!" Then I asked her if she looked as sweet as her voice sounded. She told me "Guess you will have to try and find me and see for yourself!

Still Trying.
i don't want to give up. i know everyone is tired of my asking (begging). i don't know any other way to make it to 4th place than to keep asking,will you please click my photo, rate me and give me some comments. thank-you so very much, sandra

Reality Check
I HAVE OFFICALLY HAD ENOUGH. I AM REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE ON HERE THAT EXPECT EVERYONE HAS TO RATE THEIR PROFILE OR PHOTOS TENS. AND WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T THEY GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE AND POST BULLETINS SLAMMING THE PERSON THAT RATED YOUR PIC A 1 OR 3 OR A 7. GUESS WHAT? NOT EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE HOT OR THAT ALL YOUR PICS ARE WORTHY OF A TEN. I RATE EVERYTHING A TEN PICS, PROFILES, BLOGS.... GUESS WHAT? YOU WON'T EVER SEE ME COMPLAINING WHEN PEOPLE COME RATE MY SHIT ALL ONES. GET OVER IT ALREADY. NO WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT YOU HAVE TO RATE EVERYTHING A TEN. IT SUCKS BUT EVERYONE ON THIS SITE HAS CHOICE TO RATE HOWEVER THEY FEEL LIKE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS IF SOMEONE RATES YOUR A 10 OR A 1. SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. THE OTHER THING THAT I'M TIRED OF IS THIS WHOLE FAN ME AND RATE MY SHIT BEFORE YOU ADD ME CRAP THAT SEE IN SO MANY PEOPLE'S NAMES. ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT FULL OF YOURSELVES? HAS YOUR FAKE INTERNET POPULARITY GONE TO HEAD? DOES HA

Plz Help Will Be Rewards For Helping Me!
~ Plz I Need Help With King ~ I need help with king in his contest the cat moved up to 3500 comments and contest over tommorrow at 12:05p.m. and he will make me wait the 5 mins so i need help with king to make sure we don't lose the contest thanks so much for ur help so far! maria click on pic to comment bomb to those that do help me win this drinks are on me...lol

Opening Night
If you know me, you know that I am very active in community theater. Well, tonight is opening night for Cats... The night when the months of hard work come together, and you finally get to perform in front of a live audience; to hear them respond with gasps or giggles makes it all worth while. You completely forget about the uncomforable fit of the costume, the insane itching on your face that you just can't scratch for fear of smudging your make-up, the ache in your limbs from the gruelling rehearsals, and the multitude of butterflies that took up residence in your belly just prior to the show... You simply lose yourself for two hours and become the character you've chosen to portray - In my case, a cat with PMS! LOL Wish me luck, all! *Muah*

Relationship Survey
Figured it was time for another survey. Stole this one from Darkness Returns. Thanks! Your name: Tanya Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Absolutely. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? All of them. Are you crushing on someone? No, not really. Just the fun kind. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? I don't know that it hurt because I loved them. It hurt because people you love always hurt you, even if they don't want to, and you're vulnerable because you love them. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? I'm sure I have, because we always hurt those we love. But normally they cry 'cuz they hurt me, not 'cuz I hurt them. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I'm more stable and generally happier in a relationship. That said, I'm very picky about who I get into relationships with, so I'm single a lot. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No. Have you eve

Dear Kailey
Dear Kailey , Facing life without you is very hard to bear. Losing you the way I did will always seem so unfair. It’s been nine years since you passed on. But my love for you will never be gone. I never got to see you smile. I never got to hear you cry. But I had some time to hold you close and a chance to say goodbye. The hopes and dreams of raising my twosome was shattered that day. People tried to comfort me in saying “you still have one”. But they don’t understand what happened to you can never be undone. For you can never be replaced and Brandon can never take your place. For he is and you are you. Kailey Ann I wish you all the best and pray you’re at peace in your place of rest with God and the Angels. In the Heavens above where you’re surrounded by ETERNAL LOVE. In Loving memory of: Kailey Ann May 16, 1998

Now You Got Something To Die For..
Now you've got something to die for. Infidel, Imperial Lust for blood, a blind crusade Apocalyptic, we count the days. Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar tree Flags for coffins on the screen, oil for the machine Army of liberation, gunpoint indoctrination The fires of sedition Fulfill the prophecy. Now you've got something to die for. Send the childrean to the fire, sons and daugthers stack the pyre Stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day Face of hypocrisy, raping the democracy Apocalyptic, we count the days. We'll never get out of this hole until we've dug our own grave And drug the rest down with us, the burning home of the brave Burn. Now you've got something to die for.

In Loving Memory Of
In Loving Memory Of Kailey Ann It’s been nine years now, Since you came into my life. Nine years now, Since you died. The tears have been many. The smile they are few, And my heart longs for the daughter I barely knew. So small, Yet perfect in every way, I asked myself why God took you away. I think of you often, In fact everyday, And I still can’t believe you were taken away. I look at your brother, He’s the image of you. And know I should be looking at two. It seems like only yesterday, Oh where did the time go ? In my dreams you are full of life, But when I awake I know. Even so, Through all of the sorrow you have become my strength, The strength to get me through today, And face what lies ahead of me tomorrow.

My Precious Babies
My Precious Babies God sent us a gift from above, Two little babies to hold and love, And with this gift I came to know, Each day, each hour you began to grow. For one life so short and sweet, My first who died in my womb. Still too soon for the other one, So cute, so small. I love you both, You were taken as the other laid. Oh how I wish I could hold you And stop the pain, Maybe just a dream of having two babies, Only a short while ago. Not one, but two to know. So cute, so small. My little girl and little boy, All conceived from love, One alive, so vibrant, so sweet. One taken away, so quick, and so mean. I love you all my lovely babies, If only words could tell you, How I am longing for you. Kailey Ann right now. To hold, to touch, to see, You were gone so soon, How could this be ? As days go by, your brother gets stronger and stronger each day. I feel Kailey Ann in every way. I watch Brandon sweetly sleep the night away, I pray for the day, I can

~ Tribute Ink Contest Updates ~ Ends Tommorrow At 9am
~ Tribute Ink Contest updates ~ 1st place is...... with 1444 comments 2nd Place is...... with 1260 comments 3rd Place is...... with 468 comments 4th Place is...... with 172 comments 5th Place is...... with 68 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! maria

My Story On Kailey Ann
On November 20,1997,my daughters 2 birthday, I found out I was pregnant again. I was so happy that I could have another baby. After my first child i was told i couldn’t have anymore kids because of an infection i had gotten. At 6 weeks i started to bleed and cramp, so my dr. sent me for a ultrasound. On December 9,1997,is the day my ultrasound was scheduled for. little did i know i was in for a very big surprise of my life. the ultrasound tech was a friend who went to church with me. she started the ultrasound and then she stopped and said she would be back. not sure of what was going on, i started to get worried. she came back in and started the ultrasound again. she was saying oh heather, oh heather, look baby 1 and baby 2. Twins!!!! i was having twins. after the ultrasound i was told to go to my dr.'s office. at the dr.'s i was told everything was ok and that i was due July 26,1998.i was so excited. i went home and told everyone that i was having twins. January 199

Bliss
another day silently comes to an end days have passed with nothing left the stars align between the sound of silence forever and a day i have wondered lifeless escape from paradise until the day a breaking thought occurs once again united we stand and we fall harder than before life is death death has become me tell me why another day passes finally bliss

Doggie Contest Updates
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Love Now And Forever
Love is a gift... a most precious find that takes over a heart before it enters the mind. Love is a feeling... very hard to explain that moves as a pounding wave much too powerful to restrain. Love is an emotion often sought, and sometimes found that works its way deep down inside leaving embracing people spellbound. Love is an attraction... bursting into brilliant flame. that shows in its bright afterglow neither any credit nor any blame. Love is a reaction... passion filled with strong desire that draws a couple much closer filling both with its hot, burning fire. Love is a blessing... a presence in the soul that draws people together making two complete as one whole. Love is full trust... a reliance on care that soars to newly reached heights within hearts most honest and fair. Love is a promise... of the times tried but still true Love may suddenly be found when it's least expected by you.

A-z Survey
THE LETTER A are you available?: yeah what is your age?: 21 what annoys you?: bitch ass rappers like g-unit, emo n country music THE LETTER B do you live in a big house?: naw when is your birthday?: June 20th who are your best friends: Rick, Sha, Angelo, Shannon. and my brother from another Kevin THE LETTER C what's your favorite candy?: peanut m&m's and almond joys who's your crush?: don't have one when was the last time you cried?: 8 years ago THE LETTER D do you daydream?: yeah i dream bout hip-hop all day what day of the week is it?: thursday what's your favorite kind of dog?: a pit or neopolitan bull mastiff THE LETTER E how do you like your eggs?: over easy or scrambled have you ever been in the emergency room?: yeah more den once what's the easiest thing ever to do?: rap THE LETTER F have you ever flown in a plane?: yeah do you use fly swatters?: yeah THE LETTER G do you chew gum?: yeah are you a giver or a taker?: both do you

Life As We Know It By Tracy
life as we know it will end someday life as we know it is short life as we know it is hard life as we know it is fast what now you ask life as we know it ends but another life is always beginning as well and so the cycle continues life never really ends its shared between many that is all

Death Of A Good Man
Death of a passionate public servant Saddened public figures from here to Albany praise his devotion to helping those in need Thursday, January 25, 2007 By TOM WROBLESKI ADVANCE POLITICAL EDITOR Assemblyman John Lavelle, 57, the Staten Island Democratic Party chairman and resolute advocate for education, whose gruff exterior belied his deep compassion for those in need, died last night, after suffering a massive stroke Friday. Lavelle (D-North Shore), a four-term state lawmaker from West Brighton who was first elected in 2000, died at 10:20 p.m. in Richmond University Medical Center, West Brighton, according to Marlene Markoe-Boyd, a spokeswoman for Lavelle's family. His family was with him. The assemblyman would have turned 58 tomorrow. Lavelle was a member of the state organ donor registry; his organs were immediately taken for donation. "He ended his life the way he lived it," said a statement from his three sons, John, Christopher and Daniel. "He was alwa

Teenager Contest Updates
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 4565 comments 2nd Place...... with 1666 comments 3rd Place...... with 34 comments 4th Place...... with 3 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

A Friend's Greeting
A Friend's Greeting I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have be

Pain
Damn the pain it is everywhere i go no one can see it but me pain in my heart pain in my mind pain in my soul pain every breath and every word i see pain in others eyes pain is everywhere to me i dont know what to do to get rid of the pain it stucks inside me like a soul trying to get out of a body in my mind racing like a mouse looking for cheese in my heart burning like the eternal flames of hell i need to get rid of my pain

Kisses Of Life
life tends to be a little short so ya gotta make the best of it i say, life must go on afterall and you gotta take it as its dealt to ya,it sometimes sends you for a loop i suppose but sometimes itll bounce back and kiss ya right on the lips,so charish it when it does cause you wont get many kisses and youll get lots of kicks in the butt,trust me on this one my friends it can be excrusiating at times but the kisses will always come back to you...

Kid Contest Updates
~ Kid Contest Updates ~ 1st Kid...... with 17 comments 2nd Kid...... with 81 comments 3rd Kid...... with 12 comments 4th Kid...... with 3 comments 5th Kid...... with 1586 comments 6th Kid...... with 1765 comments 7th Kid...... with 5 comments 8th Kid...... with 16 comments 9th Kid...... with 1 comment 10th Kid...... with 1 comment So Far so good! remember u can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Parcells Has Always Hated Football
DALLAS—In the last press conference Bill Parcells would give this year after leading the Cowboys through a frustrating 9-7 season and an excruciating first-round playoff loss to the Seattle Seahawks, the hard-nosed coach surprised reporters by revealing that he "was glad to see the season, and with any luck [his] career, come to an end," stating that "I can't remember a time in my life when I haven't hated football." "Come on—anyone who paid attention to my career must have suspected it," two-time Super Bowl-winner Parcells told stunned members of the press at the Cowboys practice facility Tuesday, reacting to their disbelief with surprise of his own. "When did I ever look like I was enjoying myself? When did you last see me smile on the sidelines or in the locker room? You must have at least wondered why I was always so angry with everyone around me." "I'll tell you why—I was goddamn miserable," Parcells added. "Football sucks." The coach expounded on his statements by expl

Sending Messages To The Support Team
I have noticed that since I have been a Member of CherryTap I have tried to figure out a lot of this stuff on my own without having to trouble some else about it but I do sometimes have a question that no one can seem to answer so I turn to the Support Team for the Answer(s) However, I also noticed that NONE of my questions are being answered even by them... I dont understand this what so ever...Dont get me wrong, I know they are Busy but dang at least they can send you a return message letting you know that they have received your message and they are looking into the problem.... Right???? So Can someone please send me the DIRECT PHONE NUMBER TO THE SUPPORT TEAM and PLEASE INCLUDE THEIR Ext. as well Thanks Jim

This Is Fucking Weird
so, i just woke up, and as i regained consciencenous, thar Stars Are Blind song by paris hilton was on, and now i cant stop listening to it....im scared for my own well being at this point...i hate paris hilton....why must that nucking futs bitch control my psp...and me?....this is weird.oh so weird

What Tarot Card R U?
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Burrr
My hands are freezing, I'm sorta in a blah mood and my class is tiring.. heh I ALMOST passed my test too, by only 2! *smacks self* Ah well, I learned some stuff.. so that's good right? Lol! I get to spend the wkend with my baby, so I'm a happy Mommy*big grin* And I get to meet a very special girl and her hubby who I can't wait to give a big hug to! Girl, you betta watch out, Im soooo attacking you! haha well breaks just about over, so I'm back to the grind.. tata to whoever reads about my boring so-called life

The Mugger
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs, "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Sangre
Formed in the summer of 1999, Southern California Heavy Metal band SANGRE has made a name for themselves by Playing Countless shows, through endless Footwork and self promotion, and by creating true to life, aggressive, heavy, and at times melodic metal music. Music with a message that everyone can relate to on some level. Life through the eyes of 5 young men struggling with, and overcoming lifes everday obstacles, and the world we live in. One minute you are in a trance of melodic guitars, and soothing vocals, next second you are in the middle of pure fury. Intense hammering Riffs, thundering bass, earth shaking drum rolls, double bass, and an onslaught of ear piercing screams, and growls. SANGRE has gone through several changes over the last 7 years, but it has all been for the better. The band has evolved musically on many different levels. With a wide scope of musical influences Sangre finds a way to mesh it all together thus creating a diverse versatile brand of metal. Combine

T.o. Is A Fucking Dick
DALLAS—Troubled, underperforming Dallas wide receiver Terrell Owens lashed out in a press conference at the Cowboys practice facility Tuesday, blaming a combination of teammates, world leaders, scientific organizations, and multinational electronics companies for his three-reception, 45-yard performance against Philadelphia Sunday. "I can't catch the ball if the quarterback can't pull the trigger on those passes, and he can't get the pass off if no one's blocking—and who can maintain concentration when [Afghan president] Hamid Karzai is criticizing [Pakistani leader Pervez] Musharraf for not doing enough to stop extremists in his country?" Owens said in response to reporters' questions regarding how he was feeling. "And now NASA says the shuttle came back from its last mission with damage to the protective foam? And I got to watch that news on a Samsung HP-S5053 that makes everything look all oversaturated. Is anyone out there besides me doing their damn job?" Bledsoe, the Cowboys' lin

Did You Know?
I wish I had written this, but it's from the fine folk at www.i-mockery.com DID YOU KNOW? In Chicago, Illinois, a Hatpin is considered a concealed weapon! Only the most elderly women still use hatpins, a long pointy device designed to secure ornate hats to women's hair so that they won't fall off! Alert Chicago coppers have been known to whack strutting Octogenarians to the pavement on suspicion at the mere site of a fancy hat on an old head! IT'S TRUE!! Got hot water? Anything organic at all? DID YOU KNOW you have all the ingredients of SOUP? Astounding, yes, but TRUE! Rooney Clestridge of Butte, Montana survived six weeks lost in the Basement of his local Library using only a tin can, his own urine, mildew and disposable butane lighter by MAKING SOUP! And DID YOU KNOW urine isn't strictly speaking water, but it is sterile!? That's a fact Rooney Clestridge knew and it SAVED HIS LIFE! DID YOU KNOW that Howard Taft, our 27'Th and heftiest President signed quite a bit of legi

Ranting Ranting Ranting
im feelin really bad right now.. i have step throat (Thanks to my son Dakota who gave it to me) and I feel like I have no friends... no one ever calls me or wants to hang out ... and it really upsets me to know end. I understand that people has their lives but ..i feel like im being constantly put on the back burner...Its more than One person who is doing this and i dont understand why.. my friend stacey i understand she has her nice cushy government job and all now but she can at least pick up the phone once in awhile and call me. ...Stacey is only the tip of the iceberg.....GRR I just feel like climbing the walls... i swear i can't wait until i move outta this area! Too many people filled with hatred and Racisim towards white people. I *NEVER* *EVER* said an ill word towards no one because of color or race or religion YET people downs me for my skin color...im gettin sick of my neighbors because of it..I hate when the lil kids yell out HEY WHITE GIRL!! I

Energy!
I am the sight of sound I am a constantly changing molecular compound Steadily rearranging my complex structure Because I am that original time traveler With memories of that first great year Which I still hold very dear To my heart Because I am a part Of that first super nova That infinite black hole That locks in secrets of times untold A place where a second is infinite in time The place where the Kemites hid the secrets to the pyramids design Where minutes become days And days pass faster than neutrino waves Through the infinity of space I reside 3 inches above the waist Chinese call me chi I am visible now only because I have slowed down long enough for you to see I am energy In my lifetime this body transforms Enough simple elements to keep New York City warm I am the thoughts that thinkers think before they know they are thinking I am the smells that smellers smell before they realize they are stinkin

A Texas Law Enforcement Surge
McAllen, TX] - A law enforcement surge. That's how Governor Rick Perry is describing the latest border security program called Operation Wrangler. What is an expansion of Operation Rio Grande, Operation Wrangler will deploy more than 600 Texas Army National Guard troops around the state, with a majority of them in the Valley to help crack down on illegal immigrant and drug trafficking. But Perry, in McAllen yesterday, says he needs 100-million dollars from the legislature to fund the new operation, along with its support plan Operation Linebacker: However, Operation Wrangler is drawing concern from several Valley police chiefs and sheriffs, who don't like the idea of local cops pairing up with specially-trained soldiers, saying it's another step toward militarizing the border. Some people just don't get it... militarizing our border is exactly what's needed. After living in the Rio Grande Valley for 12 years, I can attest to the fact that well more than a few local law officials

How Rumors Get Started
‘SO AND SO’ SPENT A WEEK WITH ‘MS. KEEP IT DISCREET’ AND AS LONG AS HE DIDN’T TELL THEIR RELATIONSHIP WENT SWELL THEN A VICIOUS RUMOR GOT STARTED FIRST ‘I DON’T WANT NO PART IN IT’ TOLD ‘QUIET AS KEPT’ ABOUT WHOSE BED ‘SO AND SO’ LAST SLEPT THEN ‘QUIET AS KEPT’ TOLD ‘I AINT ONE TO GOSSIP’ WHO RAN HER MOUTH LIKE A FOSSET ‘NOSE ALL UP IN MINE’, JUST HAPPENED TO BE STROLLING ALONG AT THE RIGHT TIME AND PASSED THE SECRET ON TO ‘JUST TWEEN ME AND YOU’ AFTER THAT ‘SO AND SO’S’ COVER WAS BLEW. CAUSE ‘MS. BUSYBODY’ TOLD A GANG OF PEOPLE AT HER GIRLFRIENDS PARTY. AND ‘YOU KNOW I WONT TELL’ TOLD THE STORY AS WELL ‘THIS AND THAT’ WAS ALSO GUILTY OF IDLE CHIT CHAT AND ‘YOU KNOW I CAN KEEP A SECRET’ WAS THE FIRST ONE TO LEAK IT THEN ‘YOU AINT HEARD IT FROM ME’ DID HIS PART TO EXPAND AN THE STORY WELL SOON THINGS GOT BACK TO ‘SO AND SO’S’ MATE AND WHAT SHE HEARD, FOR AL INTENTS AND POURPOSES, SEALED HIS FATE. SEE THIS IS THE STORY OF A RUMOR AND HOW ITS SPREAD IS M

Please Help Me Get My 7 Day Blast...no $$$ Required 6030 Comments So Far!
I am in Tazzy's blast giveaway and she will give me a 7 day blast if I can get 30,000 comments on my pic. It seems like a lot but there is not time limit and I can comment myself so I will be helping. Please stop by and leave even one comment. I would appreciate it! Please help me keep spreading the word about what I am doing here! Just click the pic below:

Busy, Busy, Busy!
Hey there...I hope everyone is doing well, and life is being good to you!!! =] I have become rather busy lately with all the real stuff. My son's wrestling has started and that takes up a great deal of my time, and I have been working on some graphic projects, and beginning to revamp my site MANIPULATIONZ, which I have been meaning to do for a good year now...lol The site is going to be more of a portfolio, gallery site for my work along with resources for all you photoshop freaks out there! I have also been working with JoeJoe on some graphics for his band Seven Ways West, an awesome group out of Michigan you should really check out!!! You are also welcome to join me at myspace too!!! SkiTz MySpace I will post the link to MANIPULATIONZ once it gets rolling for any of you who would like to take a look. I will always be logged into cherry just sometimes not available, and will try to touch base as often as I can... just seems right now I have too many things goin

Letting You All Know.....
Letting you all know that pretty soon I am going to change some profile that I will working on soon till I am not working during the week so just keep your eyes open for my new profile which I can make it better for everyone to see and you will get a notice from me soon so I'll upgrade this for new 2007 profile and time for a change and take care everyone and stay safe ;-) If you want to help me out,, let me know and I would be more appreciate your help and thanks again Love ya all ladies ;-)

Why Are We Diffrent About Sex Than Most!?!
Ok, well after last night I am left to wonder why are we (my couple and I) are so diffrent than the majority of people in the world. My girlfriend and I experianced our first foursome last night. It was ok, but the guy ran off a little freaked out. Granted it was his first time with two women, let alone a foursome. LOL, but he asked for it in the first place. I dont understand why people take sex so seriously to begin with. We laugh at each other in bed good naturally. We are very comfortable with ourselves in bed and enjoy pleasing the ones we are in bed with. It is sad to see that our world is such a instant gratification world. We get what we want, when we want it. That people today dont know the fine art of self control in bed anymore or the fine are of pleasing who you are with. I am a very understand person. I know that I know way too much about pleasing who I am in bed with to begin with. That majority of people can not handle me in bed. A good thing I du

Sexy Mans Chest Contest Winners Are.....
~~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Winners are......~~ 1st Place...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Dozen Roses with 425 comments 2nd Place is.......Shot of Jack Daniels ANd Dozen Roses with 142 comments I want to thank the guys for making this an okay contest....lol Thanks Maria

Friends List Being Cleaned
Hey All... Well I have done this before and it's time again. I got up this morning and after logging in and really taking a look at My Friends List I thought... WTF??? When I joined CherryTAP it was to make friends and have some laughs. I didn't and don't care about ratings and popularity. I am who I am and happy with me. So I have all these friends that for the most part... I never talk to and they don't talk to me. It's nothing personal just simply we didn't click or something like that. I see no reason to bog down my friend list. I am deleting those I think I need to delete. I thank all of you for your time and friendship. I will do my best to keep my true friends on here. You might still find yourself as being Fanned by me though. Hope you all understand and have an awesome day, God Bless, Eragon1021

Thank You
my sister had her op yesterday and the doc just took out what needed to come out her so thank god for that she still very sore and tender and went right in to the change. i just wanted to thank all my friends for there well wishes and prayers you all rock oxox bee

New Here
Ok, so i am new to this site and still trying to figure it all out. I can already tell I like it a whole lot better than myspace.....one of my good friends sent me the invite and so thank you Mitch my bitch....lol...so anyways if anyone wants to chat just send me a message.

Grandpa And Grandkid Contest Winners Are....
~~ Winners of the Grandpa and grandkid contest are......~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Rolex Watch And Dozen Roses with 4282 comments + 15 rates = 4297 2nd Place is...... Wins Mens Ring And Dozen Roses with 4116 comments + 27 rates = 4143 I want to thank the grandpas for entering the contest close contest it was! Thank You Maria

Family And Friends
It's good to hear from old friends.I was so happy that one finally contacted me.Yes finally I got to talk with Andrea.She was like I didn't forget you.I missed my old friends.It's great to know they still care.Anyways the other night Sarah finally came up to see me after year or so.She has grown up.She got in a wreck the other night got a broken arm, her bf got a Broken nose.I started another drawing of my little cousin emma.I am going to try and to draw shawn too.The new year was good.Things are the same.i can't wait til i can drive again.I will be happy when mAy comes around.

Please Help Dove Out She Is The Best Mom
HELLO EVEYONE OUT THERE FRIEND AND FAMILY, MY MOTHER DOVE IS IN THE CHERRY BLAST FOR A DAY CONTEST SHE NEED 10,000 VOTES WITH IN 24 HRS PLEASE COME AND HELP HER OUT. SHE WILL BOMB YOU IF YOU NEED HER FOR A CONTEST AND I KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU OUT THERE THAT SHE HAS HELP OUT ALOT SO PLEASE COME AND HELP HER OUT. HERE IS THE LINK.

Please Help Me Out
FAMILY AND FRIENDS OUT THERE I HAVE HELP MOST OF YOU GET YOUR CONTEST DONE AND VOTED FOR YOU SO PLEASE COME AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO HELP ME GET TO 10,000 COMMENT BY THE END OF THE DAY SO I CAN GET A FREE CHERRY BLAST FROM MY ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS TAZZY. HERE IS THE LINK ONE, TEN OR EVEN 100 IT DONT MATTER AS LONG AS YOU HELP ME I WILL HELP YOU. HERE IS THE LINK. PLEASE HELP THANK YOU

Friends And Aquaintences
It's been a crazy few days, my small cat Bella underwent surgery to be spayed and after the surgery she suddenly stopped breathing and its been touch and go for the last 30 hours. I now have her in my room at home, isolated so she can get use to being suddenly blind, but she is alive, eating, moving around, using the litter box and still a dollbaby, hopefully the blindness is just temporary from the trauma. Funny, I put it on a cork at State of Insanity and here on a bulletin, only THREE folks on my friends and family list even commented and asked, Three out of how many? Yet at SOI, 50 folks some I know some I dont said prayers and sent well wishes. Made me think about folks in my life that say we are friends..what is a friend? Are you a good friend? I know I haven't been when life deals me some heavy dibiliating crises... we can post about all the funny stuff, tag your it, some folks post so much stuff you wonder if its really due to caring or due to just following the lead

Touching Story
This one is very very touching. It is in our current times when stories of a man and his humanity are important to share..... I truly love this story and it will surely bring a tear to your eye! I know it did mine. In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the eleph

This Is Me!!!
Your Birthdate: November 20 You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride. Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing. When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it. It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious. Your strength: Your warm heart Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions Your power color: Black Your power symbol: Musical note Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Birth Date
Your Birthdate: August 1 You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Spices & Satan Silk
Closing my eyes as I gaze into a mirror Reflecting a sultry enigmatic look Temptation leads me down the corridors of my mind Where vital thoughts are apprehended By the warmth of their own creation Should my sensuality be delineated? As the inner child conveys the fears Preventing me from releasing The deepest desires and the most passionate dreams Or should I embark upon my own vessel Returning with a cargo of spices and satin Or just let it remain in the harbor undocked? Perhaps I step out onto the platform before you And reveal the magnitude of the beauty abounding My precious freight And gaze into our reflection Rippling on the waves of the sea Mesmerized by the slow motion of sails Seeking a way back home To the port of hopeful hearts And marvel as a canister of untold riches Tumbles through a glossy curtain of billowing silk White with hints of mother-of-pearl Blowing Saffron hues to the rising dawn

Who Am I ?
Who am i? To my parents, I am their child. Their darling daughter, baby, 'Pooh', Poogie', 'Monkey', and their heir. One to carry on their name, genes, and legacy. To my friends, I am their friend. Their buddy, pal, and confidant. Someone thay can talk to and a shoulder to cry on. Someone to lean on when needed. Someone to hangout with and share ideas with. To share their dreams and fears with. At times, to be 'Mother' figure. Someone to carry on their legacy. To my boyfriend, I am his lover. A companion, a friend, his future wife, his equal. Someone to take care of and to take care of him. A room mate. Someone to be with and lean on. A person to share his life with, whether it be good or bad. To be with no matter how rough or easy it gets. Someone to carry on his leagacy. To my enemies, I am someone to hate. Someone that they don't care to know, want to share their hatred toward, and someone that they don't want to understand. Someone they may fear cause I am different, or no

No Title As Of Yet...
From a cheek that has seen too many tears. Beyond useless papers and broken vows of years ago. Still lingers the dance we onced called love. Destiny, irony, love lost in defeat. the feeling of false security you once gave me. My soul left me a long time ago, The hot blood that once ran through my viens now cold, My love for you lies like dormant coals. laughing at you, Seeing the way you are now, Watching you struggling between power and redemption. and the endless contradictions. Don't tell yourself that I still care. I am here for myself and myself alone. And I will use you for my own amusement. The once lost warrior dove is now rejuvenated I am spreading my wings And I will use you as prey. By: Mary Lee

Can Any Help Me With This
i'm looking for someone to help me make a skin for my page and i need some help with it i have a pic that i want to use and i know how i want it to look so if you know how to make skins on here plz write me back i thank you and have a greatday.

Moron Test
The Official Moron Test 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark? 11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 13. What was the President's name in 1960? Here are the answers: 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? ...Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

Essence
Serene blue skies greet your senses As you look beyond the verdant canopy of foliage. A cool rippling meandering stream, Flows leisurely alongside you Melodic bird song infiltrates the moment, And as languid branches sway with the breeze Golden rays dance and glimmer through gaps Reflecting upon the inviting water, Hence eliciting a spectrum of colours You are drawn by the beauty, And you welcome the coolness, As the water eddies around your feet Your mind drifts into ethereal realms, You lose yourself in space and time, Hands as gentle as a butterflies touch Rest softly upon your weary shoulders, The tensions of the day dissipate, And your smile radiates warmth A magical ambiance surrounds the moment, In your hand a long stemmed crystal glass Filled with ambrosial nectar of the gods, Your lips seducing the rim… a tiny sip, A heavenly sigh as the delicacy lingers… Just like the subtle hint of the fragrant essence That wafts like a warm summer b

Your Ardour
'"And by her yielded, by him best received, Yielded with coy submission, modest pride, And sweet reluctant amorous delay. " Take my hand draw me close As I slowly breathe you in Savouring your desirous scent I inhale you through every pore Taste you within every membrane Touch your passionate warmth Feel you voice tempt my soul As your desire titillates my heart You lure me into your ardour And seduce my mind with your words As I hunger for your sensual touch Your hands caress my sensations I feed on your look of passion Aspiring to the satiation Of our ardent and fervent needs

Bigbirds....blast (that He Won For Funniest Pic)
COME GET YA PHREAK ON IN THE PHREAKZONEhttp://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4738 AND SPECIAL THANKS TO THOSE WHO HELPED ME WIN THIS BLAST THE BOMBSQUAD, SAPPY, PIMP, HEATHEN, POETIC, MIC, BABYGIRL, ANYONE I MISSED AND THE MEMBERS OF THE PHREAKZONE!!!!

Wrong Time To Forget
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

World I Live In
You scored as The world of a romantic. You live for a world of romance. Someone who would just love to hold your hand and sit by a roaring fire and talk about dreams with would make you very happy. With you romance is not a dead thing, but a must. Don't give up. clickThe world of a romantic90%The World of Mystery85%The world of child75%The high rollers world45%The fantasy world45%What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with QuizFarm.com

Its Thursday
The weekend is almost here. I am so excited I am meeting one of my fans. excited and nervous all in one. But I know we will have fun we are alike in many ways when it comes to having fun and enjoying life like there is no tomorrow.Have a tingling thursday sweeties..Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts

Anyway....
You can spend your whole life building something from nothing one storm can come and blow it all away Build it anyway You can chase a dream that seems so out of reach and you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway God is great But sometimes life ain't good and when I pray It doesn't always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway I do it anyway This world's gone crazy and it's hard to believe that tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all your heart for all the right reasons and in a moment they can choose to walk away love 'em anyway God is great But sometimes life ain't good when I pray it doesn't always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway Yeah I do it anyway yeah You can pour your soul out singin' a song you believe in that tomorrow they'll forget you ever sang Sing it anyway Yeah sing it anyway Yeah yeah I sing I dream I love Anyway. Yeah.

Omfg Roflmfaro
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

College Bound - Part 2
Sarah had no idea how long she had been in the locker. She had occasionally heard the sound of other people in the locker room, and she screamed into her gag, hoping that some one would hear her and release her from her captivity. But the gag had turned her cries for help into soft, muffled moans, and the towels that had been stuffed in and around her body and head had perfectly dampened what little noise she could make, so no one noticed her pleas for help. Her body was in agony. She had been forced to support all of her weight on her injured foot, and her leg was trembling in exhaustion and pain. Sarah found the ache did not lessen over time. It intensified in severity, and she had been forced to bite down tightly on the sock that filled her mouth in an attempt to deal with the pain. She clamped her jaws down tightly on it, and she could feel the sweat squeeze out of the sock and run over her tongue. She gagged at the taste, but swallowed the sweat without a second thought.

Love
Agood friend ( Sexy Moma ) posted this. This Is the way I feel . It feels good and hurts at the same time. LOVE NOW AND FOREVER Love is a gift... a most precious find that takes over a heart before it enters the mind. Love is a feeling... very hard to explain that moves as a pounding wave much too powerful to restrain. Love is an emotion often sought, and sometimes found that works its way deep down inside leaving embracing people spellbound. Love is an attraction... bursting into brilliant flame. that shows in its bright afterglow neither any credit nor any blame. Love is a reaction... passion filled with strong desire that draws a couple much closer filling both with its hot, burning fire. Love is a blessing... a presence in the soul that draws people together making two complete as one whole. Love is full trust... a reliance on care that soars to newly reached heights within hearts most honest and fair. Love is a promise... of the times

Friends I Still Have
I went through this morning and deleted alot of friends. If you are still on my list that means I want to get to know more about you. I will try to leave comments on all the pics my friends have and leave a comment on your page every morning. If you would like to get to know me. You can ask me any questions you like. I'm an open book. Hope to get to know you all better.

Funny
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

About The Bombing Comments!!!!
I just help you...... and someone asked me for thier contest or voting? I always say ok sure and ask them how many do they wants to? But i doing for them But i was asking them to help me to bomb comments on MY PICS from Contest on someone's profile!! and they say no or i am going to deleted you soon!!! WHY???? so i did for you and you dont doing for me??? I feeling bad and hurting feeling with all of people being selfish or meaning over me??? i was too nice and helping all of you?? i dont understand ???? i thinking they just being selfish???????? THANK YOU MIKE

There Is No Agony Like Bearing An Untold Story Inside You
Like a sudden cold wind which gushes and blows I feel an extraneous chill dominate my heart And I start to shiver unwittingly All movement surrounding me Cunningly submits to slow motion Sounds emitted reverberating deep in grave tone Everything reluctantly grinding into a state of paralysis Within I sense the oncoming heady rush And an overwhelming darkness begins to pervade Breathing untempered and somewhat laboured A distinct pulsating thud presiding inside my head Limbs heavy, yet no physical pain Urge to cry out met with an inexplicable inability Eventually, I too am rendered motionless and emotionless I feel trapped in a dark abyss The icy wind snarling; a maddening maelstrom I suddenly gasp, And retaliate with resolute unprecedented vigour Though my eyes are blurred, Down my cheeks I feel a cool moistness Realising then it’s a rivulet of tears flows ceaselessly Splattering silently to the ground Like the start up of a merry-go-round at a f

Ummmmmmm
Ok, I've been on the Tap for real now for about a week. I signed up back in June but never really got into it until I heard my friend Jeremy Crow keep raving, ranting, and talking it up. He has ways of doing that y'know. Anyway, I've met some of my friends from my PSP (Paint Shop Pro..not a drug) groups. Serenity, Miss Evil, NightOwls, JC, Lioness, and Kira. (if I missed someone, please knock me over the head) I'm glad to see y'all here. :) It helps to have some familiarity when starting new. I've run into some real nutz (in a good way) and some real just plain nice people. I'm trying to get my creations out there for all of you to enjoy. It's taken me a few minutes (days) to figure out how this place works but, as far as I can tell, it's worth it. I look forward to meeting more friends. Have a ball y'all CSC

Laugh For The Day
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're Horny. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're Horny, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and excl

Murmurs And Groans ...grrrrrrr
Hold me close let me feel your temptation I’ll snuggle in your warmth breathing your scent Your eyes so wanting they penetrate my soul Mine so needing silent messages being sent Sensuality resonates in your accented voice You whisper your hunger so softly in my ear The inflection I hear tells me all that I need The emotional flames lick wildly and sear Desiring your fervid and yearning touch As I feel your fingertips my body undress You move along slowly and set me alight And your lips upon mine urgently impress Candle light flickers as we dance our desires In that moment of frenzy inhibitions unknown Clothes strewn, discarded like a pile of rubble Bodies glistening in this no temperate zone Murmurs and groans as hands move adroitly Shadows splayed upon ivory coloured walls Silence bespeaks as we savour arousal Gracefully entangled, we upon cotton sheets fall Heaving and sighing, you fathom the depths The drive within us almost relentl

We Must Fill The Internet With A Demand For The Release Of The 84 Pentagon 911 Crash Tapes.
PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Crash Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the tapes would have been released almos

Who Has A Crush On Me????
Okay people it shows on my profile that someone has a crush on me and I'd like to know who it is...Cause you never know I may be crushing on you to..LOL So if the person that reads this is the one who has a crush then let me know, Send me a personal message. I will not tell

Do Not Disturb
Does anyone know the phone number to call to have your cell phone put on the DO NOT DISTURB list? These sales people are calling my cell phone daily and wasting my minutes getting stupid with me when i tell them i am not interested and it is pissing me off. SO if you know the number or where i can find it please share it with me. if i find it i'll post it for all to see. thanks. I found a website where you can register your phone number online. it's www.donotcall.gov.

As I Touch
search within complex dreams For the love whom I long to be with The enigma that took a hold of me And infiltrated into my very core With his Talismanic attributes He continually rules my soul Reaching across landscapes of my mind As he touches emotional spheres With invisible hands he caresses me With silent words he speaks with me Our synergies dance upon a breeze And then carried across widespread planes Over mountainous terrains and hilltops Through canyons, dips and vales Gushing effusively like raging rivers Flowing fluidly along meandering streams Reaching the shores of evolving desires A touch awakens me from my dream As my hand reaches towards my cheek A cool moistness I feel upon my flesh Is it but a splash from the wilful waves? Or tears which surreptitiously egressed?

The Building
I feel frustrated with the continual hindrance At times imposed emptiness exasperates me And hovering, is that false sense of loneliness Though I am so filled with love, happiness and joy A little sadness sometimes flits like a hummingbird Who's drawn by the nectar; that sustains its energy I swallow those bitter pills you lace with untruths And they ease through my being causing no ill effects Yet ironically I notice you seem more affected than I As you prolifically spin and weave bristling yarns You’re designing garments to suit your own needs And textures and colours seem obscenely obscure My comfort resides within my solid foundations My honour enhanced by the trust I have earned But you weaken yours every time you build on!

The Raising Heat
passion surging and burning pulsating every fibre every living cell warmth exuding every pore desires all running wild motions of love floating the waves heaving, receding now growing stronger sensual heat rising surrounding us burning our very core entwined in fervour from our lips a murmur desperately urging exhilaration, intoxication rousing arousal electrical energies rapturous moment excitation stimulation inspiration exaltation pitch of excitement now here !

Rambling
I've been working at this walmart now for almost 3 weeks. I have found a lil group of people I am good with. We can joke around and have fun and still work so this makes it all good in my lil work world. I am not as well off with the anagement team here as I was back home but that takes time. They are still thinking of using me as a CSM maybe during the afternoon shift. THat's all good too at least I'll be sleeping with Hank at the same time. I don't mean that we don't see each other but well it's hard when I'm sleeping he's working then vise versa. It works out ok though because we have 4 days off between us where we see a bit of each other lol. So far I like TN though I'm usually sleeping through most the day time stuff it's not to bad. We still have the house up for sale so somebody come and buy it ok? On a positive note we found something we like but again no buying til we sell. This will both be fun to look but irritating because we can't buy right away. Now I'm just whining b

Lmao..... Funny Shit
Tequila! A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle pops out a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish...anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife,"Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best

Great Day
Hello Everyone .. Hope you all are either having . or have a Wonderfully Fantastic Day . Im outta here . going tanning . then spending the day with my sister .. wanna get out and about before this snow comes in .. Ill be on later today .. Ill catch up wiht you all soon ( Repling to comments n messages n such ) .. Big hugs to all Xoxoxoxox Wen :)

Joke Of The Day
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey you! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,

Find Whats Right
ive spent a good number of years discovering who i am, in the process ive found love to be the biggest leap one can make. ive physically brutalized myself, been in steel cages with broken glass and barbed wire, and won more hardcore championships than i can count. no pain on the planet can compare to that of when you know you have that four letter word that means so much but at the same time means so little to everyone else. what i have problems with is finding the right lady to fill that gap in my life, its hard being a single parent and all freedom is stripped from you but the love is there for your children but what time do you have to find love for yourself. love hurts and heals they say but when you find it you will know. ive looked in all the wrong places with relationships lasting no more than 3 months the longest 3 years and even that went to hell after 2 years in. so how does one find whats right when does one find whats right them are questions i always ask and someday i migh

What World I Live In...............go Figure...lol
You scored as The World of Mystery. Night can bring you fear and intrique. You are very cautious when alone in the night. You feel safer in numbers cause of what might be out there. You're not saying there is such things as vampires and things, but you're not ruling them out either. clickThe World of Mystery100%The fantasy world85%The world of a romantic75%The high rollers world65%The world of child60%What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with QuizFarm.com

Why Can't People....
ever read a freakin profile?? I mean its not hard and its damn sure NOT brain surgery....Why is it people always ignore what people put in their profiles?? I read profiles like a fiend so I dont piss someone off accidentally.... Again, I guess Ill never understand the stupidity of some people....Sheesh...

I Don't Get It!
Okay so I get how you get a C in math cause I suck at math. And I even get how you get a C in Science cause I hated Science. But HOW THE FUCK do you get an A- in Spanish which you don’t even speak and a C+ in English?! Only my fucking kids I tell ya.

No Man Is Above The Law - Except Cheney
No man is above the law - except Cheney By Robyn Blumner 24 Jan 2007 The vice president [sic] made it a point to go on "Fox News Sunday" last week and declare that the recently reported spying being done on Americans by the military is all just fine and dandy. As usual, the vice president cut through all the legal niceties with his explanation of why the military's use of an investigative tool known as a national security letter to obtain the banking and credit records of potentially hundreds of Americans was not a violation of the general rule against domestic intelligence gathering by the military. "There's nothing wrong with it or illegal," Cheney said. "It doesn't violate people's civil rights." Ah. It's legal because he says it is - just like waterboarding isn't torture because the vice president considers it otherwise. http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070124/COLUMNISTS0209/701240304/1119/COLUMNISTS

Beautifully Stated
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it is harder everytime. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry cuz time is passing too fast, and you will eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt cuz every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Us Guys Never Change
An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work. They discussed finances,living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "Is that one word or two?"

What
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Get A Piece Of Paper And Number It From ...
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD YOU... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? A. HEADBOARD B. NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A. LEO B. VIRGO C. SCORPIO D. LIBRA E. GEMINI F. ARIES G. CAPRICORN H. CANCER I. PISCES J. AQUARIUS K. TAURUS L. SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASRTO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVI

Points!!!!!
OMG! What does a GUY have to do around here to get massive points? NEVERMIND don\'t answer that! I was just wondering \'cause I see some profiles that have like 9 gazillion point and they are like a level 300 or sumthin... when they have been on CherryTAP only a few weeks! It\'s not like I have BOOBS to flash to all who wanna see (well I do have MAN BOOBS, but those are not going to be flashin anywhere anytime soon) I sure as hell aint snappin no pics of \"work jr.\" and postin them all over everywhere. Is there sumthin I am missing here? NAH, this is the nature of the beast called social networking... The never ending supply of profiles to view and rate(never under a 10!) and read and comment on. The possibility of two people actually becoming true friends born of meeting on a site like this is slim to none (unless my definition of \"true friend\" is different than yours of course, and it just might be). So heres to True friends and CherryTAP friends alike.... ~/

Things That Make Ya Go *fock!*
Guys & Gals... I Havent a damn Clue at this point who Im caught up with as far as rating pics and profiles and blogs and stashes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! If I missed ya, send me a reminder message or something...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!~~Jenna

The Avoidance Of Glee
There I was Doing Well What I do Is there any Pleasing Or good enough For you You find the Pain In every Compliment Feel tears In each smile I wish you Understood Happy Is not a virus Or a curse It is something You carry It goes in Your soul purse

Time To Learn
OK I know that there are obviously physical differences to men and women that's apparent. But what I want to know is how does a young man like myself start to understand women on that level that leads to a long and happy relationship. Now dont get me wrong there is no such thing as a relationship where no one ever argues I know that. But how do you find that point where the little stuff stops screwing with two people trying to make a marriage work and they can concentrate on each other and not on all the problems they have between them. Let me know what u think ladies and gents Im in some definate need HOLLA! Sincerly a boy trying to become a REAL man

Pics Of Me
I appreciate the requests for more pics of me. unfortunately I have very few pics of me that will get past the morality board on most sites unless it is restricted to adults only. Since I am so new to this site I do not know if I can post them or where or how. Any help would be nice or I can e-mail more of my picturs to you. They are non-pornographic but definitely for over 18. Kisses Joanie

Head
LATE BREAKING NEWS>LATE BREAKING NEWS>LATE BREAKING NEWS>LATE BREAKING NEWS I seem to have acquired a magical power after all. I can now, subconsciously, cause people to compliment me on random body parts. Someone at work just told me I have a nicely shaped head. Now granted, you can see more of my head than a lot of peoples', owing to my hard-as-nails haircut, but nicely shaped? It's just the place where I keep my brain and some useful sensory organs. It's the right way round and still attached, which is about as much as I hope for. Why can't people just compliment me on normal stuff, like, er, legs or something? I am adrift in a sea of strange (many water metaphors today. I think I need a piss)

Omg, Wanna Work For This Company????
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Company Policy: Effective from 11/20/06 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare c

Ipod System For Sale
Iluv Ipod® Stereo Docking System With Dual Alarm (Black) Condition: New Model: i177blk Suggested Retail Price: $139.99 Your Price: $111.98 Power built-in speakers with jAura acoustic technology to add depth and clarity USB connection for playback with iPod® shuffle and other USB connecting MP3 players AM/FM digital tuner with preset functions White backlit LCD with digital clock display Sleep or wake to iPod®, AM/FM radio, or buzzer Includes remote and iPod® adapter trays

Sweetest Smile Contest...help!!!!
HEY THERE ALL MY 1900 FRIENDS/FANS/FAMILY..I NEED HELP..PLEASE COMMENT BOMB THIS PIC FOR ME..IM BEHIND BY LIKE 8 VOTES..I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO WIN THIS CONTEST..ITS FOR THE SWEETEST SMILE...I WOULD LIKE TO WIN, BECAUSE I THINK I DO HAVE THE SWEETEST SMILE...MUAHHHH... TY IN ADVANCE.. KISSES, CHRISTINE http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=543969&albumid=196038&i=1520690581

Some Muslim History
Democrat Keith Ellison is now officially the first Muslim United States congressman. True to his pledge, he placed his hand on the Quran, the Muslim book of jihad and pledged his allegiance to the United States during his ceremonial swearing-in. Capitol Hill staff said Ellison's swearing-in photo opportunity drew more media than they had ever seen in the history of the U.S. House. Ellison represents the 5th Congressional District of Minnesota. The Quran Ellison used was no ordinary book. It once belonged to Thomas Jefferson, third president of the United States and one of America's founding fathers. Ellison borrowed it from the Rare Book Section of the Library of Congress. It was one of the 6,500 Jefferson books archived in the library. Ellison, who was born in Detroit and converted to Islam while in college, said he chose to use Jefferson's Quran because it showed that "a visionary like Jefferson" believed that wisdom could be gleaned from many sources. There is no dou

Dear Alcohol
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale bbq chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time

Maxine On Border Patrol!!!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this >>country >> lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild >>animals >> attacking humans in Florida. >> Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result >>is a >> win-win-win situation: >> + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border >> + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans >> + Put the Florida alligators in the moat. >> >> Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Sexual Identity
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity... You selected the letter... -J- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. http://www.officepredictor.com/firstname

Ink Contest>>>>best Of The Best!
I am currently holding a tattoo contest....please stop by and vote but thats not why I am writing this....I am writing to let anyone that sees this know that I will be having 2 more regular contests after this one where winner is determined by most comments. After I have these 3 contests determined by comments...I will be having a best of the best where the top 3 in every contest will compete against each other but THIS TIME...only the # of rates counts so we will see who is TRULY the best and which ink is liked the most. In the best of the best contest...downrates wont hurt anyone so dont bother to rate if you are just downrating to hurt someone because you are just giving them a vote. My second contest will commence on February 7th and run for 2 weeks just like this one did so get your entries in now.

Appy Polly Oggys
I'm turning off my shoutbox to anyone that isn't family. Sorry, but I'm drowning under a wave of dorkness here, and I don't wanna. Comments or messages fromm here on out. If your nice I might add you to my family, and give you access to a whole other medium for abuse. Hugs 'n' screws.

My Painful Love
Why does it have to hurt inside? Why do I have to cry each night? I think I have to walk on by... Cuz I am starting to lose sight. What is it that changed your mind? Who is it that keeps you blind? Why did you change so fast? Did you really have to leave me behind? I start to think about all we could have And how it turned this way I guess I'll have to leave your side And turn my face away... Although my soul will die Although my heart will cry I've got nothing else to do I'm hurt deep inside But although I will leave your side You'll be always on my mind My heart and soul will ache for you Everyday and everynight You're my never ending love The love that keeps me alive You're the one I will love forever Although it hurts inside...

These Girls Are Hot Hot Hot
Im bored of the current Top 10 (no offense to them) so im posting MY Top 10. All hot, all cool, all deserving of your love. So add them, comment them, rate them, etc etc. Do it for CT and do it for me. Repost it too, lets see how high we can get them. xo IN NO ORDER!!! 1. Rainbowfukinbright@ CherryTAP 2. *KIWISTARR * I saluted * (ALL MY FRIEND FAN ME TOO PLZ!!)@ CherryTAP 3. Omg_@ CherryTAP 4. Itswutucrave.[K.O.T]@ CherryTAP 5. Star.@ CherryTAP 6. HotMomma2000@ CherryTAP 7.

What's Your Malfunction?
Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.What's your malfunction?

Ryan
the torment, the pain, the unecsapable web of dissapointment, the ghosts of unforgotten past, clawing at my flesh, leaving its mark and drawing blood like a thirsty vampire, the inner faces of silient agony, climbing to the surface, fighting my own demons, wanting to rid, but ceasing to feel, the unrepenting guilt swallowing me up and chaining me down, the cold stench of death of suffering burning my skin, holding on to the pain to remind me that im still here, still breathing the air that once before cleansed my soul, the thick smog of tretchery waiting at every crossroads, waiting to pounce like a panther in the dead of night, how long til i greet your presence and share our dreams, how long til we stare fear in the face and laugh at failiure, how long til we look upon our loved ones, together once more!

What Part Of You Goes To Heaven First?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and >she asked the question: >"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?" > >Susy raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands." > >"Why do you think it's your hands, Susy?" > >Susy replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands together >in Front of you and God just takes your hands first." > >"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. > >Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister. I think it's your >feet." > >The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. > >"Now, little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet?" > >Little Johnny said, "The other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the >air and she was saying >"OH! GOD, I'M COMING!" >If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." > >The nun fainted........

Winters Daggers
the cold night air piercing my skin, feeling its bite deep down within, open the skies and show me the sun, beauty and warmth like summers begun. I craddle the heat and nestle my head, just occasional breeze up over my bed, a picturesque rainbow, dont hear my complain, instead of the sun, we're stuck with the rain!

Volitile Wake
live my days in fear of tomorrow, a brand new day with brand new sorrow, the circle ive travelled in every way, tainted and corrupted in tatters i lay. For where do i turn if the circles the same? caught in this life and played as a game. familiar smirks behind green eyes, the muted echoe of my subconscious cries. the gutters awash with blood and bile, i hunger to rid this taste so vile, the sweat and grime from societys grip, leave my prison and the flesh you rip. I pray to sleep and in sleep i escape, fleeing from torture and spiritual rape. floating away on the wing of my dreams, no-one to fear and ridded of schemes!

Your Touch
I lay you down on a bed of whispers, takin in ur beauty and breathing in your soul, caught in the gaze of your wonderous eyes, the softness of your lips suffocating me, the delicate contours of your face penetrating me, your eyes of fire warming my very heart, as you close your lips in passionate approval, i take your flesh into my mouth, tasting your satisfaction and opening you to all around, the subtle caress of your body against mine, awakening my senses and allowin me to breath again.

Ready And Willing
Ready and willing In every experience of disillusionment is the small seed of hope. In every disappointment is the initial stirring of determination. That small tinge of hope, which makes the disillusionment possible, will grow if you let it. From utter despair can come brilliant success. What sets you back also sets the stage for you to move forward. What appears completely hopeless gives you more reason than ever to hope. The darkness gives your light a space in which it can be seen, and made use of, and appreciated, and truly valued. The challenges give you fertile territory in which to make a positive difference and a valuable contribution. No matter what is in your past, you now have the opportunity to create the future of your choice. Everything depends on which way you decide to look, and in which direction you make the commitment to move. This very moment can be the greatest opportunity you've ever known. When you are ready and willing, the possibilities are you

Best Breasts On Ct??????
I have been invited to be a participant for the best "dressed" and the best "undressed" breasts for the female members of CT. I will be deciding on which of my breasts pics will be submitted into each category later today. The contest will run through Feb. 14th (Valentine's Day). I will be sending out another blog as soon as I made a decision on which pics will be submitted. If you would like to help me with that decision please go to your favorite DRESSED and UNDRESSED pics of my breasts I have in my gallery here and send a COMMENT with the pic and say THIS IS THE BEST DRESSED... or, THIS IS THE BEST UNDRESSED or something along those lines. This could be fun..

My Closet
The flash of distant past, long been a distant memory, chills of agony and pain, like hot needles of rain. The fresh wave of guilt, the new found torture, can i not forget, can u not forgive? the crack of societies whip, seeking my misfortunes, uncovering my sins, and punishing me.... again! old sounds of terror, old faces of yesteryear, clawing at my flesh! burning through my soul.

Dreams
the image is getting clearer... the face of innocence and purity... ur beauty shining through the darkest of dreams, the dreams of relentless torment and agonizing pain, ur face washes down the horrors to prevail serenity, u radiate with an inner peace i hunger for, each and every breath u take is echoed through my soul, the warmth of ur flesh taking over my senses, out of my depth i long to hold u close and feel ur passion.

Up To You
Up to you It is easy to be miserable. It is just as easy to be happy. Being miserable will nourish and support your ego. Being happy will bring peace and fulfillment to your spirit. Being miserable can be very dramatic, complicated and sophisticated. It can make you appear quite impressive to other people. Being happy, on the other hand, is an expression of simplicity and freedom and joy. Chances are, others could be suspicious or resentful. Once you have chosen to be miserable, it will require a great deal of energy and effort to maintain that state of misery. By contrast, when you choose happiness, that happiness actually brings additional energy and positive passion to your life. The choice between happiness and misery is one you make in each moment, over and over again, day after day. Whether you're happy or whether you're miserable is completely up to you. -- Ralph Marston

The Grudge
The flash of distant past, long been a distant memory, chills of agony and pain, like hot needles of rain. The fresh wave of guilt, the new found torture, can i not forget, can u not forgive? the crack of societies whip, seeking my misfortunes, uncovering my sins, and punishing me.... again! old sounds of terror, old faces of yesteryear, clawing at my flesh! burning through my soul.

Desire
I awake in a shroud of confusion, my body unable to resist your subtle whisper, the gentle pursuasion of ur tender touch, i long to more from this numbed slumber, to allow my senses to absorb your every breath, for our bodies to levitate into a mass of hypnotic passion, to taste your soft delicate skin, to grasp this feeling of untainted contentment, the sweet odour of your perfume arousing my every pour, the shimmer of your eyes embracing my very soul, weak and paralised to act under ur imense beauty, far from reality and near emotional colapse, you are the reason. you are the wonder. you are my all!

Set A Shining Example
Set a shining example The world around you will follow the example that you set. The shortcomings in others that frustrate you the most are able to do so because they resonate with similar shortcomings in your own life. Make improvements in your own attitude and behavior, and you'll see corresponding improvements in those around you. Focus your own thoughts on the positive possibilities, and others will pick up on and emulate that focus. Stop searching for blame and start mending what's broken. Stop seeking to judge and start putting your values into positive, productive action. Your influence is far greater than you now realize. Use that influence wisely, to build, to grow, and to improve everything with which you are connected. Every achievement, every injustice, every inspiration, every frustration that you notice has something to teach you about yourself. Learn the lessons well, apply them with true commitment, and you'll change your world as well as yourself. Set a

Venom
Failing life for yesterdays triumphs, chasing death for fears of tomorrow, caught in a loop of frozen resentment, doughting the goals i never concede. I relish the glory of self mutilation, defacing the bearer of honour and pride, sunk to the depths of darkness and evil, an old timber tomb of solitude and pain. The scars i wear of hurt and betrayal, I brandish my heart as proof of this life, the cold coursing flow of poisonous venom, bile and blood both clotted with time.

The Value Within
The value within There is a vast storehouse of value within you that is waiting to be unlocked. Every now and then you catch a glimpse of it, and even those brief encounters can truly amaze you. So how do you tap into that extensive reservoir of richness that has built up in your life? You connect with it by letting go of all the superficial distractions and petty pursuits under which it is buried. When you give your awareness to things that have no lasting meaning or purpose, you distance yourself from the true joy that is your birthright. When you pin your hopes on shallow, fleeting sensations, you cover up the beautiful substance that can bring your life true joy. Isn't it time to start living with fulfillment and purpose? Haven't you grown weary of running and hiding from the real joy that you know can be yours? Aren't you tired of struggling to pretend to be someone you're not? It's time to choose instead to live the rich and authentic life that is the real you. Im

This Is For The One I Love In My Life
the one i love is so pure and true i hope your love will bring me back to you. but for now my baby we shall take this time to pass and to find our love will forever always last. from this spell of protection that i cast shall come at last that some day our future will soon become our past. soon i hope that one day will be our start together at last. which i hope to find this year comes and goes for how time that we need who ever knows. so i say this for you and me lets our love soon grow together like no-body never knows and hope the future will forever together be soon our past. this poem is for the one and true love of my life which i am really missing her sooo bad that it killing me inside. and she loves me just as much in return as well as i do her. her family don't even know me but they wanna pass judgement on me like they do. so who ever reads this please tell me what you all think of goth. cause i am gothc all they way around. plus me and her has plnned on ge

Look
I look from these spheres of sight, catching a glimpse of the tranquil light, miles apart from the life ive seen, images of pain and self loathing, pictures of hate and inner turmoil, a life on the run from my own shadows, afraid to aproach and shaken by desire, alone in this breading ground of ill repute, judged by the ignorant and stoned by society, held in contempt for my repented sins, never forgiven yet always forgotten, i stand alone on this shelf of madness, no-one 2 gaze at the wonder within, with war and destruction in every heart, i long for your eyes to seek my warmth, to open your heart and breath me life, to see me for me and not a ghost, open your eyes for you will see!

...im A College Girl Now.. And Story From My Work With Some Drama
so yes im officially a college girl. i signed up for two classes.but it was like 461$ my parents paid for a little bit and then i had to get books and they were almost 200$.i wasn't expecting it to be cheap but damn.lol.Yeah.so work this weekend freakin sucked...i have a story and its somewhat long. okay so like i was letting all these people out of the carousel (if you didnt know i work at kemah in the rides). okay soo i let everybody out and then this black lady's child comes in and doesnt stop and so i tell her "hey this is the exit, the lines over there" and shes like okay looking at the funny..so shes like "im going to go get her". I waited for quite a while and then i was like "fuck it"....So i let everybody in and then the ride stopped.I looked around nobody was on it except for this small girl.so i helped her get off cuz she was still stuck.then the next thing you know the black lady comes up and is likee "my daughter is falling im going to go get her" i said okay. and

Just Pondering Life And Meaning I Suppose
As silently as the tears slide down ones cheek wondering what life has in store for us, it makes you sit back and breathe. Makes you ask yourself, do all the little things in this life matter, do they make you happy, or is it the actions behind those little things. I guess what one should ask themself is Love about giving someone the power to hurt you, yet trusting them not to?... I surmise only the individual behind those feelings can judge the depth of their love and decide if its right for them. I know for me, I would give my life in a heart beat for the man I love, I would walk to the ends of the world and build a bridge to climb to the highest cloud if it was possible. I love him more than he will ever be able to fully grasp. If you ask me what I have done in this life so far would I do it again, certainly without hesitation, why you ask, simple, one word can only describe it, LOVE. I have been told that no one is that special, well i disagree, I believe that one person is that s

How'd This Happen
How could this happen? How could i devote myself to someone for him to wake up one day and not want to be with me? or just neds time to figure out if he does or not? how does this happen? i'm so confused baout all this.i don't really know if there is someone else but i do know that this shit isn't kool. am i cursed?hell i dunno. if whoever reads this has any idea on how a person could just stomp on another person's heart and just walk away please by all means let me know.or just let me know what i'm doing wrong here besides picking real winners.

Love Now And Forever
LOVE NOW AND FOREVER Love is a gift... a most precious find that takes over a heart before it enters the mind. Love is a feeling... very hard to explain that moves as a pounding wave much too powerful to restrain. Love is an emotion often sought, and sometimes found that works its way deep down inside leaving embracing people spellbound. Love is an attraction... bursting into brilliant flame. that shows in its bright afterglow neither any credit nor any blame. Love is a reaction... passion filled with strong desire that draws a couple much closer filling both with its hot, burning fire. Love is a blessing... a presence in the soul that draws people together making two complete as one whole. Love is full trust... a reliance on care that soars to newly reached heights within hearts most honest and fair. Love is a promise... of the times tried but still true Love may suddenly be found when it's least expected by you.

I Have A Hard Enough Time Sleeping...
But when one of my roomates forgets his keys before he goes out drinking, comes home drunk, starts alternating between ringing the doorbell and banging/kicking the door to try to wake someone up to let him in, and then proceeds to get snotty with me when I open the door because it didn't happen when HE would have liked, but rather a few minutes later, I tend to get a bit upset and wired. Unable to fall asleep again. No, that's not it. I went back to my room to try to get back to sleep and he starts banging/kicking/slamming doors and walls. Why? He's not happy about how he was locked out. (Nevermind the extra key we have hidden in the backyard for just such an occasion.) After a while that stopped. But the cops showed up. Seems another one of my roomates called them because he heard all the noise. Well, they determined that, since nobody actually SAW him banging and/or kicking the walls and doors, nothing could be done. (Your tax dollars at work.) Good thing he's leaving. Moving back

Won't
I won't approach your love cup If its coffee's bitter or plain I won't hold your cup and drink it Unless it is extra sweet I refuse greed in feelings Adore excess I hope your expression of affections is like a cascade I hate neutrality Don't accept being frugal in caring But admit the principle of extravagance The scent of my love flower doesn't dry under the shade of excessive care It withers if saved in a box' My heart isn't a machine that works with buttons at demand If it won't find warmth and tenderness in return for its giving It will be turned by a fit of anger If it doesn't find its giving mutual It will escape from you It won't tolerate harshness nor dryness Won't approve famished love years My heart doesn't like planning, tactics and maneuvering styles Don't know how to implement strategies Wishes to love spontaneously Doesn't prefer to act reasonably Doesn't like half solutions Won't like you to meet me half way Nor give me half of your heart Nor ha

Pathetic Photos
I cant take it not more people!!!. Will you some of you stop taking those photos where i can see you holding you damn camera its trying me nuts. Do you realise how silly you all look, you dont look cool at all people and i dont care how sexy you think you are but you just look plain stupid standing there infront of a mirror and taking a pic of yourself. GOD people get somebodyesle to take if not use self timer you know that timer takes photograph without u needing to stand infront of the mirror and posing like a numb nuts. I sorry if i offended anybody but i pissed off seeing peeps standing infront of mirror bare chested and think u look sexy IT IS DAMN WRONG SO STOP DOING IT PEOPLE LMAO. sorry rant over :D lol

The Moment You Touch My G-spot
I Wrote this upon a request from a friend here,i hope it's what you had in mind.ENJOY Cant wait to turn it real. I was surprised by the sound of the doorbell and having just finished my shower and with nothing on but my bra and undies , I grabbed my robe and ran downstairs to answer the door. I peeked out through the peep-hole first to see who it was and there you were. What an unexpected but pleasant surprise. I open the door and invite you in. You sit in the family room and I sit at a chair in the kitchen and we make the usual "small talk." After some moments of silence, you say "Do you know I am very attracted to you?" Then you get up and walk over to me and take my face in your hands and give me a very gentle kiss on the lips. I tremble at your touch and you take my hand to help me stand and face you. You put your arms around me and kiss me again only deeper and more passionately. I say "Do you know how many times I have fantasized about this moment?" You reply "No, but why do

I Am Too Busy Daydreaming To Sleep At Night
I have taken too many strangers into my life. Talking to these people at work, on the street, in the club---it is so different from talking to someone from heart to heart. I have been talking and people hear me, but they don’t feel me. I AM NOT LIKE THEM AND I CANNOT PRETEND TO BE. Lately, I am seriously doubting the consciousness of the world. I tried to lose myself in everyone else, but this idea doesn’t work out for me. It turned my reality into an illusion. I became different as I broke down the barriers to the realm of the unknown. I have struggled to get as far as I am but I had forgotten for a moment that I had some place to be. I have had a different routine every day now for quite some time now. I am not sure what is out there, but I am still looking. It’s hard to regain the moment after it is lost. My third eye is blinking at you. It’s time for me to keep on going.

Understanding Chpt 1
Understanding Chpt 1 Category: Blogging I have finally decided to go ahead and make a public account/diary of what I've been dealing with.I want this particular aspect of my life to help and educate others.I want to break the nasty stigma associated with a condition that is NATURALLY OCCURING in women.I will be posting my trial and errors and keep a diary of this new phase of my life. I want to educate BOTH men and women about this issue.I'll even be pulling out excerpts from medical journals and what not with links for you to go and get the info yourself. Regardless of whether you believe me or not ,I am a healthy woman in her late 30's.In recent months my body has undergone alot of stress and illness and what not.Amongst the things I've also started early menopause.That's right I used that frightful word:MENOPAUSE. Now.. this is a naturally occurring issue with women that can start as early as the mid to late 30's.Now I also have a few other things that has set this into motion

Are U A Diva?
You Are a Super Diva Some may complain about your diva ways, but you brush them off. You simply demand the best - and there's nothing wrong with that. Don't stomp on the little people too much though! You still need them to get to the top. Are You a Diva?

Personal Trivia Day!
Good morning/good afternoon, one and all! Thought I'd spare you the processing garbage today, lol! My young male cat, Louie, is scheduled for a nice little trip to the vet today! Yeah, it's time to neuter the young one. He is not a happy camper in his carrier, right now! Oldest grandson Damian is taking him shortly. Man, he is making an incredible racket!! I didn't make this much noise when I had my tubes tied, lmao. Yeah, I know, guys! It doesn't translate, lol! Funeral arrangements have been completed for Damian's white rat, Penelope! Yep, she finally met her end. After Damian acquired her, we found out white rats tend to get brain tumors. Yeah, that's what she had! Damian is in mourning and we had all better be, if we know what's good for us, lol!! I will admit she had a lovely personality! Rest in peace, Penelope! I think I actually have clients to treat today. What a concept! It has been one of those weeks, all the way around, lol! I'm sure I will have forgotten somet

How Well Do U Know Men??
You Have Your PhD in Men You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?

Cherry Taps First Exclusive Album By Synasta
> Get First Only On Cherry Tap Exclusive Album Release > With Artwork Done By Cherry Tap's 1 and Only > WIKKED MAMI~K.O.T. Member@ CherryTAP > > DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM HERETIC BY SYNASTA CLICK HERE > Click the above link to download the Album by Synasta, some straight up hard rap, commin straight outta Phoenix

Worth Every Penny!
Morris and his wife Esther went to the Army show every year,And every year Morris would say, "Esther, I 'd like to ride in that Helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride Is fifty quid-- and fifty quid is fifty quid". One year Esther and Morris went to the show, and Morris said,"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride in that helicopter this year, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty quid -- and Fifty quid is fifty quid". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for The entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you Say one word, it's fifty quid." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds Of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil Tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the Pilot turned to Morris a

Synasta The Album
Get First Only On Cherry Tap Exclusive Album Release With Artwork Done By Cherry Tap's 1 and Only WIKKED MAMI~K.O.T. Member@ CherryTAP DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM HERETIC BY SYNASTA CLICK HERE Click the above link to download the Album by Synasta, some straight up hard rap, commin straight outta Phoenix

The Mists
UNBELIEVABLE POEM!!!!!!! THANK YOU AGAIN The Mists I come upon a lake nearby, Not knowing what surely may lie. I pick up a stone or two, Skipping them across, There was nothing else to do. Thinking of you holding me tight, Wondering if this will be my last night. A suddle tear falls from my eye, Like a drop of rain falling from the sky. Wondering if you would ever take my heart Or break it, beat it, and tear it apart. Beating, pumping, yearning for you, Is there truley anything I can do? A shadow appears before my eyes, Like a rolling fog, it passes by. A hand raises from the lake, Is this a chance that I must take? A calming voice fills the air My senses are highten, should I dare? The touch was gentle and full of grace, Was I to belong to this mysterious place? I grasp the hand and firmly hold Pulling the phantom, oh so bold. Ermerging from the water deep Wondering what it wants with me. A woman appears be

Your Silent Friend
John 16:8-9 “And when He is come, He will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment: Of sin, because they believe not on Me.” What would you think of someone who gave you the secret of life? Do you think you might instantly call him your best friend? You bet! That’s what the Holy Spirit did for you. The Holy Spirit gave you the secret to not only life, but eternal life! He convicted you of your sin. He drew you to Christ "No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him, and I will raise him up at the last day." Don’t get the idea that anybody can simply come of his own will and his own volition to Jesus Christ. No one could come. No one would come except by the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit has given you the secret of life. And He has drawn you there Himself! That’s some best friend, wouldn’t you say? Don’t keep quiet about your Best Friend today. He wants to be known and He’s given you the privilege to be His mes

What Kind Of Dragon Are You?
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics) Lightning DragonWith a spark of flashing light you appear, rulling over the storms and chaos. You're tempermental and can change your mood within a flash. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I

Who Fit's My Persopnal Criteria As The Ideal Woman.
I originally joined Cherrytap just to pass the time over this winter. Then I opened my Febuary addition of Playboy and found my dreamgirl in it's centerfold. 1. I find her to be immensely Physically Attractive. 2. She's an athlete in my personnally favorite activity. 3. She's a self starter; studying to become a CSI, & innitiates contact with men she is attracted to. 4. She's a clean cut, wholesome young lady who is p[osing in Playboy for just the money.

Something I Wrote
I can see you Plain as day And to hear you Takes me away To a time when Things were better All my best friends Still together Laughter and tears Went hand in hand But as time passed New lives began Over time things Just fell apart Now here I sit Pouring my heart Keeping in touch In many ways But it can't touch Our golden days. So I touch this pane of glass I can't get through to see you. And it breaks my heart in half To see all the things you do. And the only thing I want Is to be there by your side But behind this pain of glass Is the world where I reside. I can whisper And I can scream Try and break it But nothing seems To make it through This awful wall Yes it helps when I call or write But it can't help Those sleepless nights It just scares me That as time flows You'll forget what I hold so close So I touch this pane of glass I can't get through to see you. And it breaks my heart in half To see all the things you do. And the o

Robert Burns
Scotland's national poet Robert Burns was born on the 25th of January, 1759. In Scotland we celebrate his birth by having a bit of a party, eating haggis, drinking whisky and reciting his poetry. Burns died on the 21st of July 1796 and his works are still read world wide. Burns wrote in the Scot's dialect, which isn't always easily understood - even by Scottish people! My favourite Burns poem is: My Luve is like a Red Red Rose O, my luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June. O, my luve's like the melodie, That's sweetly play'd in tune. As fair art thou, my bonie lass, So deep in luve am I, And I will luve thee still, my Dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my Dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun! O I will luve thee still, my Dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only Luve, And fare thee weel a while! And I will come again, my Luve, Tho' it were ten thousand mile! In standard En

Gonna Be Out For A While
hey everyone...just letting everyone know that i'm not going to be on for a while...i'm about to move and don't know when i'll get to see the tap again. everyone in here is hella cool and hope to see y'all sooner than later. take care all you fine cherries! :) -SW-

New To All This
Hi all im new to cherrytap but have been using myspace for ages now. mypsace seems easier to use and ill stay on there as ive alot of freinds :D cherrytap seems slightly different, i dunno how to make myself a cool background for one... any help would be appreciated!! also my profile says im 36 eeepp not 36 till august!! :S thanx for reading. lottie

Players
Players can be proven! I have this friend & her name is Brandi. She had been wrestling with these feelings of someone online so she ask me why should I do.I saw that she was having this struggle with these such feelings,so I created Cherry Tap to see if I could help her figure it out.So I went to this guys site & then all of a sudden he comes to mine & we speak & I find out he has not only lied to her about things he had told her of his ex-wife but he never mentioned her,even though he was ready to leave everything just for her even his son for awhile if needed.So much love he says he had for her all the while he was hitting on me. Now this guy also has been playing with another person's feelings as well by the name I will just call her Rockie.Now he booted her to the curve because of my friend(blocked her told her off) & by the way I understand Rockie even made alias names just to talk to him & my friend & him figured it out together what she was up to,needless to say as soon as my

A Monkey?
Good Morning…. I pause because today’s topic…I can’t even believe I am lowering myself to talking about. I have heard many times the phrase that our country is being run my Monkeys. Case in point does that mean Uncle Sam is a Monkeys Uncle? Or the other way around? I have never heard of this next name before but perhaps you have. Mr. Adam Monk. Have you? I haven’t until this morning while coming into work on snowy ass roads and temps into the high teens. The conversation had turned to stock markets on the radio and who has bested the market four years running. Stock Market that is. You got it, Mr. Adam Monk is who. He has picked the three top area stocks four years running and he is an employee of the Chicago Sun Times newspaper. Normally hearing about a person who had done such a feat would surely be popular and receive many calls and questions how he does it. But, Adam doesn’t speak English. Well actually Adam doesn’t speak French, Russian or Italian either. His favorite foods includ

How Daring Are You?
How Daring Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 75% which makes you Very DaringYou would make a good contestant on Fear Factor and we bet you are the life of the party. You better make sure you have your heath insurance paid up though.Find out how daring you are at Quizopolis.com

Texans & Californians
TEXAS ALWAYS WINS!!!!!! Bring it Cali! Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on thier asses at the bottom. OH SNAP WE KILLED EM! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the fi

Bush Preparing To Play The Bioterror Card And Declare Martial Law In Time For The 2008 'elections:'
* Very Important - Please Rate This Blog Scientists tighten security over germ terror threat --MI5 issues warning to universities and labs http://www.legitgov.org/ 25 Jan 2007 Britain’s laboratories have been ordered to strengthen security on stocks of more than 100 deadly viruses and bacteria after an MI5 warning that 'Islamic terrorists' [US bioterrorists] are training in germ warfare. The biological agents include polio, rabies, tuberculosis and avian flu. Scientists and laboratory staff in universities, hospitals and pharmaceutical companies who deal with agents will have to be vetted by police, and their laboratories will be checked by government safety inspectors... The crackdown comes after MI5 privately warned the Foreign and Commonwealth Office that 'al-Qaeda' was actively recruiting scientists. [But as we know, and as the CLG has been documenting for two years, it is the US Army that is reconstructing the deadly 1918 flu, to foment bioterror. The U.S. is goin

If U See This Psychotic Bitch Pack Ur Belongings And Run For The Hills Like Ur Camping
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/230431 ok this bitch above me is a joke she said i was stalking her but if u go to her profile and read her blog i dont see shit about stalking which is funni lol for one she must really miss me to keep that shit up then shes got all her cumguzzling alies marching threw on her page adding shit well guess wut i decided 2 can have fun lol this bitch is weird for one ..... so im so ugly i need to stalk somones that lives half a world away lol it makes no sense and if u notice only people that comment on her page about it is her family lol which is pretty sad and this dude http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=561342 fat sony this fat fuck lol just look at him do i gotta say anymore to a dude that eats out at all u can eat every night of the week lol i bet he stared in ghostbusters 2 as the pillsburry dough boy will anyone ask him when the sequel comming out i gotta watch it lol he looks like that fat fuck in borat that was jerking off to the

In Memory Of My Fiance's Great Aunt
Hello all my friends,family, and ppl who I do not know yet a couple days ago My Fiance Kristina got a call from her sister, saying that their great aunt who they loved so much has passed a way, I know she's taking hard right now and all I asked of u ppl please stop by my fiance's profile and please give ur condonses, and best wishes for her in this trouble time she's dealing with and hope she feels better as time goes and we all get older and let her memories of her great aunt keep her alive in her heart so her spirt will go on even after it has left this world, in lite of all of this I think we need to spend time with the ones we love and care about in knowing life is short, and live life like it was or last day on earth and give remembrance to all those we have lost in the past, our family and friends and make everyday count from the time u wake up to u go to bed, and give thanks each and every day of our lives and bre thankful for the things we have and not take advantance of what w

My Birthday
WELL JUST TO LET U ALL KNOW I GOT SOME VIRUS AND HAD TO SEND THE COMPUTER IN,BUT ON A GOOD NOTE I HAVE AN OLD ONE WITH WINDOWS 98.LOL. BUT COME WITH CAM TILL OLD ONE COMES BACK. AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WILL BE GOIN TO THE SMOKEY MOUNTAIN AT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. I HAVE UPLOADED SOME NEW PICS BUT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE OTHER COMPUTER TO COME BACK TO UPLOAD ON HERE. TY FOR ALL UR COMMENTS. I GOTTA GET UP AND GET OUT OF HERE SOMEONES GOT TO COOK BREAKFAST FOR THOSE FARMERS.

Guess What I Went And Did ???
OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

Two Election Workers Were Convicted Wednesday Of Rigging A Recount Of The 2004 Presidential Election
* Very Important - Please Rate This Blog * Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election Ohio election workers convicted of rigging '04 presidential recount 24 Jan 2007 Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election to avoid a more thorough review in Ohio's most populous county. Ohio gave President [sic] Bush the electoral votes he needed to defeat Democratic Sen. John Kerry in the close 'election' [2nd GOP coup d'etat] and hold on to the White House in 2004. http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20070124-1508-electionworkers-trial.html

Insomnia
I don't sleep well. and when I do I dream too long. I can't sleep now. I try so hard, but I can't. He doubts me. I know not why. All I know is I can't sleep anymore. Now I need him. When I am in his arms, sleep will come. Along with the comfort I have been begging to return. All the things I have been chasing All of the things that I need to sustain... Somehow ran to him when I lost them oh so long ago. I have been chasing them for years. They led me to him. I just have to finish the commute. To sleep and comfort and love. A week or two.

The Perfect One.
Miss Perfect, God Given. When I was lost, you made my life worth livin. I love everything you are to me, Love the way you've helped me see. See the love and see the way. My heart is yours, Each and everday. Can't help but cling, To every word you say. Wondering what your doing, Each and Everyday. You are the best of all miracles, and my favorite sin. Found me, And showed me, the Love I have within. Your so Loved, And make me feel the same.... You make me wanna stand with you, together in the rain.

Report
Well, surprise, surprise, Cherry Tap. LIED TO ME! I have not, in fact, acquired and preternatural skills. I did some tests. 1) Tried to turn water into beer (water into wine is shaky ground, theologically speaking) RESULT: Failure. Couldn't even make a shandy. 2) Tried to fly. Took Bill Hicks' advice and tried to take of from the ground. After ten minutes effort, all I got was tired arms (no change from the result of my usual recreational activities). Not even a David Blaine-esque levitation, although I did become monosyllabic and have an overwhelming urge to ask girls in the street if they “wanned to se sumthin”. 3) Communicating with the dead (don’t ask where the ideas of magical powers came from, you’re better off not knowing). Again, nada. Except I freaked myself right out and had to call my mum. So I think I feel a hefty lawsuit in the offing. I mean, when I was a Twisted Cherry, I certainly was twisted (still am, truth be told). Likewise with Psycho (come back, I only

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 15~*
Sometimes we grasp at straws, trying to come up with that special present we want placed at the very top of our Christmas wish lists. That one gift that would make you forget about all others. This 30 year old man knows exactly what he wants... And he's determined to get it. th_devils: hello Goddess th_devils: how are you ? th_devils: you are beautiful PiercedQT: I'm great and yourself? th_devils: im alright .. i would be better if i had a Goddess to serve . lol PiercedQT: Well it's almost Christmas... *Sings* I want a Mistress For Christmas th_devils: lol ... yes i think i really do .. lol PiercedQT: LOL Good luck with that. th_devils: awww ... that doesnt like you will let me serve you .. PiercedQT: Serve me a cheque for like 200 dolla! th_devils: well ...thats possible .. th_devils: a check huh ?? PiercedQT: Yeah - sorry - Cheque = Canadian for check th_devils: ok th_devils: 200 th_devils: and what do i get ?

Hottest Cherry Contest
Hi everyone, I AM IN HOTTEST CHERRY COMP MY FIRST ONE GO TO THIS PROFILE AND VOTE FOR ME RATE ME COMMENT ME DONT RATE THE BLOG RATE MY CONTEST PICS, THEY ARE IN A FOLDER ON DIVERDOWNS PAGE XOXOXOXO if u r havin trouble with link go to my page and find diverdown in my family list and go from there, ps dont rate my pics on my page just on diverdowns thank u all ALSO GUYS YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIEND OR FAN OF DIVERDOWNS TO BE ABLE TO VOTE..........I HAVE 763 FRIENDS 260 FANS AND ONLY 5 PPL HAVE VOTED 4 ME SO FAR PLEASE HELP ME OUT GUYS AND TAKE THE TIME TO VOTE FOR ME I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND I ALWAYS GO AND VOTE FOR PPL ON MY FRIEND LIST WHEN THEY ARE IN CONTESTS.... THANK YOU XOXOXOX diverdown See the hottest Cherry Girls VOTE for the best * NSFW@ CherryTAP

Questions
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Internal or External ? ( When I Cum ) 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge...Leave/Send me a messege!!

How Honest Are You?
How Honest Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 58% which makes you Mostly HonestYou are mostly honest. You can occasioally stray from the truth but its mostly minor stuff and often for good reasons. Not to worry, too much honestly can be bad for you.Find out how honest you are at Quizopolis.com

Late Night Tv
It's kinda annoying that our sleep schedules are so off that I'm up and awake at 1:22 in the morning...I sleep too much... I'm sitting here listening to the end credits of "Inuyasha" and find myself thinking, 'hmm, doesn't really matter what show it is, I usually like the music in anime. Of course, one of my favorite shows is "Cowboy Bebop" so... yeah. I also like mythbusters... well some of them... the other ones are just dumb :P .... I'm going to curl up in a ball on the chair now ::^-^:: hopefully I'll get sleepy...

When I Get You Alone
When I Get You Alone Lyrics by Robin Thicke Oooh... Eah! [Verse 1:] Baby girl, where you at? Got no strings, got men attached Can't stop that feelin' for long no Mmmm You makin' dogs wanna beg Breaking them off your fancy legs But they make you feel right at home, now [Hook 1:] (Ooooh) See all these illusions just take us too long (Ooooh) And I want it bad.. Because you walk pretty, Because you talk pretty, 'Cause you make me sick And I'm not leavin', till you're leavin' [Hook 2:] (Ahhh) Oh I swear there's something when she's pumpin', Asking for a raise (Oooh) Well does she want me to carry her home now? (Oooh) So does she want me to buy her things? On my house, on my job On my loot, shoes, my shirt, My crew, my mind, my father's last name? [Chorus:] (Ahhh) When I get you alone ('lone) When I get you you'll know baby (know) When I get you alone ('lone) When I get you alone now (it's all mine) (Ahhhh....oh) Come on Oh yeah-yeah [Ve

So What Is In A Name?
3 people I care very much about here on CT all have men in their lives named David. I will not say who they are, but I am sure few will be able to figure it out. So, in many ways do I wish my name is David? Or do I just wish I was David. Or who am I really? This I really do not know. I thought I did, and you'd think after 31 years i'd have a clue. Nope. I am mostly alone in this world and push anyone who does get close away. Not even really sure why I am writng..... I guess a few nights ago I was lucky to have someone to hold as we slept. It had beed awhile, a long while. And now I wonder if I should hit the road to see a friend for her birthday today (thurs). She will be about 4 south of me, and well, I do not really have to money to make the trip, but this has never really stopped me before. I really like her very, very much. And have no real idea what to expect if I do go see her. Probly a long drive back home later that night. Who knows? I am a hopeless romantic,

Kiss And Say Goodbye
Kiss And Say Goodbye - UB40 I had to meet you here today There's just so many things to say Please don't stop me til I'm through This is something I hate to do We've been meeting here so long I guess what we done, oh was wrong Please darling don't you cry Lets just kiss and say goodbye Many months have passed us by (I'm gonna miss you) I'm gonna miss you I can't lie (I'm gonna miss you) I've got ties and so do you (I'm gonna miss you) I just think this is the thing to do It's gonna hurt me I can't lie Maybe you'll meet, you'll meet another guy Understand me won't you try try try try try try try Let's just kiss and say goodbye Ooh, yeah (I'm gonna miss you) Let's just kiss and say goodbye (I'm gonna miss you) Yeah, yeah (I'm gonna miss you) It's gonna hurt me I can't lie Maybe you'll meet, you'll meet another guy Understand me won't you try try try try try try try Let's just kiss and say goodbye Ooh, yeah (I'm gonna miss yo

Goodbye My Lover
JAMES BLUNT LYRICS "Goodbye My Lover" Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your hand. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. [x2] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I am a dreamer and when i wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched

Karma
Alicia Keys KARMA LYRICS Weren't you the one that said, that you don't want me anymore. And how you need your space, and give the keys back to your door. And how I cried and tried and tried to make you stay with me. But still you said that love was gone, and that I had to leave. Now you, talkin bout a family Now you, sayin I complete your dream Now you, sayin I'm your everything You confusin me What you say to me Don't play with me Don't play with me. Cause what goes around, comes around. What goes up, must come down. Now who's cryin, desirin to come back to me What goes around, comes around. What goes up, must come down. Now who's cryin, desirin to come back I remember when I was sittin home alone Waitin for you Til 3 o'clock in the morn And when you came home, you'd always have some sorry excuse. And explainin to me, like I'm just some kinda fool I sacrifice the things I want to and do things for you But when it's time to do for

My Eyes
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious100%Eyes full of Pain100%Passion58%Diamond Eyes17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Best Sex For Me
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Kinky Turn On
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs100%Blood100%Bondage100%Blind Folds100%Whips67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Red Alert
Basement Jaxx Red Alert Lyrics Red alert! Red alert! It's a catastrophe Don't worry.....Don't panic Ain't nothin' goin' on but history, yeah But it's alright, don't panic And the music keeps on playin' on and on And the music keeps on playin on and on (repeat) On and on On and on And the music keeps on playing on and on ( repeat ) The way you shake, shake, shake, shake The way you shake, shake, shake, shake Baby Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo Yippie-yay-yay-yay-yo On and on On and on And the music keeps on playin' on and on ( repeat ) And the music keeps on playin on and on....

Piercing
You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.Dirty Piercings80%Labret Piercing70%Nipples70%Cartilage Piercing50%Lip Piercing50%Nose Piercing40%Tongue Piercing30%Belly Button Piercing20%Earlobe Piercing0%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

My Style
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent100%Hot100%Exciting75%Wet75%Shy63%Awkward19%Sweet13%Soft13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Far Away
Nickelback Far Away Lyrics This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore ----------------------------- On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything,but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreamin you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore --------------------------------- So far away So far away far away for

Artsy Huh?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?

Nobody Likes Them But I Do.
I was so much an outcast No one ever liked me cause I wasn't wanted I was so different from the rest of them all Fucked up on the drugs, from all the speed And I never got no sleep Cause I kept on trippin' over what they said And everything that my mom said made me mad And everything that my dad said made me sad Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I cannot seem to keep from freaking out You keep shootin' those glances Relating to the rawness, of a fuckin lost kid Trying so hard to become just like me, talk like me, walk like me You keep trippin' on everything I wear, every time I swear Even when it comes to my hair It seems like you don't have the time to relate to my kind I'm not a dumb fool in your life Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I canno

Color
You scored as Black. Although black is stereotyped as a very depressing colour, this is not always the case. Black represents fashion, elegance and at occasions, pride. This color shows that you are very serious about life and sometimes like to stand in the background and watch what is happening, but you are not afraid to intervene when you feel the situation needs your help. You are serious.Black94%Purple72%Blue61%Pink55%Red33%Orange22%White0%Green0%Yellow0%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Rude Ppl!!!
IF UR GONNA BAD MOUTH SOMEON AND OR RATE THEM LOW ON PURPOSE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LET THEM KNOW WHO U ARE AND Y U MAY JUST BE BEIN AN ASS OR U MAY HAVE SOME GOOD SUGGESTIONS DONT BE SCARED AND DO IT ANONYMUS !!!THAT JUST SHOW HOW CHILDISH AND ASHAMED YOU ARE OR THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHIN AGAINST THE PERSON.

Horror Killer
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Pinhead65%Jigsaw65%Hannibal Lecter60%Candyman50%Freddy Krueger50%Michael Myers45%Captain Spaulding25%Jason Voorhees20%Leatherface15%Buffalo Bill10%Wh

Do Your Thing
Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing Lyrics I don't need no tv, I don't need no news All I need is a bumpin beat to bump away my blues I don't give a damn what the people say I'm gonna do it, gonna do it my way Gonna let it all out an do my thing Boom boom boom an a bang bang bang Oooh-do your thing Do your thing, make my body sing Do your thing, your thing, my thing, oh oh oh oh Say shut your mouth you're in a fatal tiz Free the mayhem in your mind, release the need inside of you You're gonna suffer Do your thing, do you Boom boom boom an a Oooh-Do your thing Do your thing, make Do your thing, your Give me ying-yang Do your thing, make Do do do

Hush Boy
HUSH BOY by BASEMENT JAXX There we were at a table for two What with a glass of bubbly and my brand new shoes Found the restaurant on the internet This Mexican place, but they haven't finished it yet He took my hand and said, "I love your eyes, your lips, your hands, your toes" He seem intoxicated As he started to chat ? I put my fingers to his lips and said Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Just take it slow big boy, there's no need to rush it Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Come on boy, don't play it tough So the food was good, I had a chicken fajita But he finished the plate and had four margaritas As we gazed into each other's eyes His ex walked in with her brand new guy My man he tried and jumped on me To kiss my arms, my legs, my hips, my lips He knocked the strings off my ? As he started to make an apology, I covered his mouth with my hand and said Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Ju

Where's Your Head At
Basement Jaxx Where's Your Head At Where's your head at, at, at, at... Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you You get what you give that much is true Don't let the walls cave in on you You turned the world away from you Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at Where's your head at You have found yourself Trapped in this incomprehensible maze Where's your head at Where's your head at Don't make it easy on yourself Where's your head at Got to get... Got to get... Got to get... Got to ge

The Answer To All Your Questions ""why Dont I Have Nsfw Photos""
OK ALOT OF YOU BEEN ASKING WHY DONT I PUT NSFW PHOTOS SO YOU COULD SEE WHAT IM WORKING WITH...OK NOW HERE IS WHY.... I DONT BRAG ABOUT MYSELF ITS RUDE! THATS JUST TO BEGIN THINGS NOW I THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO WHO POST ADULT PHOTOS OF THEM SELFS UP ON THE NET HAVE NO SELF RESPECT. LIKE I REALLY DONT CARE BUT YOU PEOPLE ASKED WHY SO IM TELLING YOU...AND LADIES THIS IS REALLY TO YOU ALL...YOU SHOULDNT EVEN WANT ANYONE TO LIKE YOU BECOUSE YOU HAVE A HOT BODY NICE ASS BIG TITTS YOU SHOULD WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU AND LOVE YOU BECOUSE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING SMILE OR YOU REALLY MATURE OR YOUR EYES ARE GREAT NOT BECOUSE YOU HAVE A NICE WET PUSSY AND TO THE ONES WHO UPLOAD PHOTOS OF THEM GETTING FUCKED...YOUR JUST....BLAH...LIKE..I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THE ONES WHO DO THAT...BUT YEAH THATS THE REASON I DONT PUT UP NSFW ADULT PHOTOS OF ME..I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR MYSELF SO I WOULDNT DARE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT..AND THATS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT... OO YEAH AND TO THE ONES

A Drunkards Life For Me
Some people might think by reading my first blog that I might be an alcoholic. This is as false a statement any one could make about me. I am in fact a drunkard. I even have the pirate flag and subscription to prove it. You see, I was at a local magazine shop looking for something "different" to read. My ex-girlfriend turned me onto some "conspiracy" theory type magazines that I found fun and entertaining. But I almost dropped my jaw when I saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE magazine. THE MODERN DRUNKARD! I picked up a copy and read it then got online and found the online version. That's when I found out that I could have it sent directly to my house and they even had their own pirate flag. Being somewhat of a pirate myself. I just HAD to buy it. If any one is interested the web address is: www.drunkard.com

Crash Into Me
Dave Matthews Band Crash Into Me Lyrics You've got your ball you've got your chain tied to me tight tie me up again who's got their claws in you my friend Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock and sweet you roll Lost for you I'm so lost for you You come crash into me And I come into you I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare boned and crazy for you When you come crash into me, baby And I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream If I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you to forgive me in my haste When I'm holding you so girl close to me Oh and you come crash into me, baby And I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me In a boys dream.. In a boys dream Oh I watch you there through the window And I stare at you You wear no

What I'm Here For
Sacrifices are made, regrets begin to form, sadness becomes as wild as the raging storm. Raindrops fall, ticking off another minute of life gone by, Staring at him with anger I wonder why I even try. Material things are of no value when given as a gift of lust, a relationship is meant for love, respect and trust. I know you don't respect me because of the way you act or speak, terror fills me at the thought of laying awake to listen to the floor creak! When it comes to women I can't trust you out of my sight, why, when I try to tell you my thoughts do you not listen, you just fight. Am I just your personal maid and private whore, please tell me, I want to know what I'm here for. This one was written during a rather bad relationship 2 years ago.

Single
Natasha Bedingfield Song: SINGLE LYRICS Ah yeah that's right All you single people out there This is for you I'm not waitin' around for a man to save me (Cos I'm happy where I am) Don't depend on a guy to validate me (No no) I don't need to be anyone's baby (Is that so hard to understand?) No I don't need another half to make me whole Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't [Chorus:] This is my current single status My declaration of independence There's no way I'm tradin' places Right now a star's in the ascendant I'm single (Right now) That's how I wanna be I'm single (Right now) That's how I wanna be Ah yeah Uh Huh that's right Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good (I like who I am) I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cos I would I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cos you say I should (Can't romance on demand) I'm gon

Multiple Personality Disorder
Horror, darkness, desertion and physcosis, for what we are, there is only one diagnosis. After all she had ben through insanity fragmented her mind, we were created, each personality unique and one of a kind. Each of us have thoughts of our own, nightmares to wake us screaming, pain inside us, insanity is something we wish we were dreaming. She can't get rid of us and we dont follow her rules or any order, we are stuck forever in her shattered mind, we are the disease....Multiple Personality Disorder.

I'm Moving On
Rascal Flatts I'm Moving On Lyrics I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons Finally content with a past I regret I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness For once I'm at peace with myself I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long I'm movin' on I've lived in this place and I know all the faces Each one is different but they're always the same They mean me no harm but it's time that I face it They'll never allow me to change But I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong I'm movin' on I'm movin' on At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone There comes a time in everyone's life When all you can see are the years passing by And I have made up my mind that those days are gone I sold what I could and packed what I couldn't Stopped to fill up on my way out of town I've loved like I should but lived like I shouldn't I had to lose e

Alone In The Darkness
Dancing alone in the dark, fear no longer a worry, I walk in silence watching people live their lives in a hurry. Loneliness welcomes me into its solemn embrace, my tears used to flood but they no longer race. Moisture never comes to my eyes only sadness, all because I'm used to being alone in the darkness.

A Deck Of Cards
Please do not delete! You will be glad you didn't. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks to me like you're going to play cards." The soldier said, "No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two

Heaven On Earth...
Poem: Heaven on Earth > > Golden wings upon your back > Spread them wide > Like an eagle > A Leap from the heavens > Sends you soaring > > Come to me... > Will you, come to me? > > Adorned in white from head to toe > Softly glowing in the night > Like an angel > Flying down from clouds of purity > Sends you floating > > Come to me... > Will you, come to me? > > A backless dress I will wear > Sequins sparkling > Like the stars > Waiting on the ground of sin > Sends me wanting > > As you come to me... > > A painted angelic face > Of pastel pink and blue > Like a baby's blanket > Looking in the sky > Sends me waiting > > As you come to me... > > Wings broken and bleeding > Softly fall suffering > Like a wounded bird > Landing on cold hard ground > Finds you hurting > > As I come to you... > Like you came to me > > Tattered and dirty > Sweating and smelling > Like a lost soul > Struggling from

Fun Times
So me and my Broseph Jimmy Popp were conversating about driving long distances in my truck during the summer when i say damn my truck would over heat and break down ... knock knock ... woman answers the door ... My Truck Broke down , Can i eat you out ... now i got to thinking if a woman's car broke down and she knocked on my door and asked can i suck your whang ... what would i say. well the answer to that would probably be yes, and im totally laughing my ass off at this because of 2 reason's first of all its fucking weird, second of all i'm telling you all this, soo how many would allow me to eat them out to use there phone... it would have to be one of those weird days where my cell phone is dead or has no reception and i would have to be driving through the desert to get somewhere , granted i love to drive; but i hate driving distances. just a thought throw me some love on this one and admit it was funny to read much ♥love to all♥ Zach A.K.A Sach, zachagewia

My Trip Home
The road trip was a hell of a good time. Since I had full reign of gas and lodging costs, courtesy of a gov't credit card, I went ahead and let the trip last three days and spent some time in the South's finest shitholes of motels LOL. I never ask for much, so honestly I'd have to say that it was all a lot of fun making my way here. I formed seven different distinct road gangs. Because of them, I sailed through Alabama, from bottom corner to top opposite, at over 100 mph the whole way minus short plugs. For those of you that don't know what a road gang is to the full term, let me explain. There's several kinds of highway speeders: The Loner: Speeds constantly, but hates when anyone follows him. IF you follow him, he will either slow down, or depending on his temper, slam his brakes or flash to tell you to get off his ass. The Leader: Speeds like crazy, and if people jump on his ass, the more the merrier. He has no problem with pulling you through the mess. The Hitchh

60 Things Not To Say Ata Naked Party
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever

Just Stopping In
Just stoppin in to let ya all know that I haven't died or nothing, I have been really busy, we got all this damn snow and ice and it really sucks ass...anywhos, I am still here somewhere, so plz if ya visit my profile drop me a line...Take care all of you and be safe in all you do, I will be back at a later date to maybe update my profile and change it a bit, till then......Laterz

I Am Leavin Cali And I Want To Flip
i am leavin cali in a month and i just got out of a four year realationship and to be honest i am just tryin to hook up with some funloving women before i go so if any ladies wanna kick it holla at me baby i love this site i think its a great way to be real and up front with people later Ortega

To All My People
just in case I did not get to all of you that added me to there friends list I wanted to say thank you fro adding me to your lists. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Dis Es A Dark Day For Deh Good Cherriez Yarly
Deh pak of top cherrie cheeterz are winning yarly. Good peeplez r gettin hurt fo sho. Meh hope 1 day dey will stop yarly but dey will have 2 get deeleted befo dat day eva happen! If dis madness continuuez meh will reveel mah true self and fite dem all 4 sho! And dey do not want 2 c deh devil no wai. Me pwnd lotsa n00bz yarly! hoot! =(^_^)=