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My Morning
Haha, so I had kind of a crappy morning and I just thought I'd share it all with you. It seems like it should have come out of some horrible comedy movie. So first of all, I got less that 4 hours of sleep because I had to get up at 5 to drive Ryan to work. Well, I slept through my alarm and ended up waking up at 5:30. So I was already pressed for time and was hurrying to get ready. Well, I got ready around 6:30 which was perfect because that's when I needed to leave the house. Well, I realized that I couldn't find my cell phone. So I was freaking out and searching everywhere for it but I could not find it. So I just decided to forget about it and find it later. So I ran (literally) full speed down the stairs, tripped on the rug and face planted into the wall. I yelled both out of pain and frustration because at this point I was about 15 minutes late. My dad heard me, came running over and picked me up and basically kicked me out the door. And then, I found my cell pho

Dear Santa
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Gh0st Do You Really Want To Know Him..
I bet that got some of your alls attention.. lol.. Yep that is right I can't remember if I told ppl b4 or not but I'm manic depressive or bi-polar syndrome.. lol.. Anyway, as I sit here writing this I wonder to myself what is the use of continuing to take my meds when they seem to dule the way I feel, slow my mind down and utterly make different from what I am use to.. It does help, I have to agree I don't get upset as easy and I don't fall into that deep depression.. ;-/ Okay to the point, I didn't take my meds yesterday and last night and I put up some great art work.. :D I love the way the art flows from me when I am feeling down, i can see the dismay in the pix that I work with. I see the pain in the face that I am looking at or the person they want to become. I am running on about 2 hours sleep due to alot of things going on in my head. Good thoughts, bad thoughts, and even some new pix I want to try to do. I don't sleep at night because my brain can't shut it self of

Can' We All Get Along..???
Can't we all just get along??? Maybe they should call this site...um...THE BITCH SITE...or maybe THE SHIT STIRRING SITE??? I really think that everyone needs to just chill out...smoke a fatty and re-evaluate all this SHIT!!!! C'mon people...this is the internet...a"make-believe" world...A "virtual community"...We are not a bunch of next door neighbors warring or disputing a fence line or a broken window or something.... or a buch of Jr. High kids arguing about He said/ She said..... When I first joined CT...I was amazed at the POSITIVE attitude of the Site and community...It in itself was addicting....People making other people feel better about themselves...Rating, commenting on pics,..and cool profile comments. Has everyone gotten so bored with that philosophy that they have to turn on each other? All of this CRAP is leaving a bad taste (or smell)... All I really see here is a ever growing group of whiners and bitches...all looking to stirr up a bunch of shit.... If I

Funnies
Lee Evans : Bohemian rhapsodyAdd to My Profile | More Videos So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand." You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End' So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch." I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?" So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel. I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels

Funny, But True?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.? Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all you

Idiots!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS. __________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I

Uhm...yeah?
A Different Christmas Poem > > > > > >The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > > > > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > > > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > > > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > > > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > > > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > > > And I crept to the door just to see who was nea

Funny Stuff
Sex Advice From A Friend Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, ey

Doshtaroths Personal
(1)cannot say "i know where that is" when going somewhere then all of a sudden say "where are we going again?i forget" (2) cannot tell Will to speak in english when he is talking in his sleep.he will only say "No" or "okay" and go back to sleep (3) cannot put a bucket over my head and run as fast as i can down a hill (4) am not allowed to go into best buy and make fun of the tvs having sex (5) cannot go into an appliance store and ask about how the little appliances were made and if they were made by the washing machines and dryers having sex. (6)cannot throw skittles and m&ms down the isle and scream "the ants are coming to get me" during a scary movie in the theatre (7) cannot flirt with mandy...will and spence might get jealous (8) cannot tell will i want pizza then change my mind and say i want ralleys then continously change my mind about what to eat. (9) while driving,can not tell the person in the passengerseat to press the little red button and then tel

Something To Think Of........
You clean your kitchen when it gets messy, you clean your car when the back seat gets cluttered, and you should clean your mind when it gets full of negative things. This isn't a question of ignoring real problems you may be mulling over, it's a question of letting go of worry. There are things you just can't do anything about -- those are the things you have to stop thinking about today. Move on with positive thoughts, and leave the old ones behind. Entry for January 12, 2007 What is your favorite color... Find out now how you rate... Kinda interesting... >If your favorite color is: > >RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex >in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take >hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could >make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and >weaker colors should beware! > >YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers

Lmao
Top Four Adult Jokes of 2006 Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should s

Look What I Found !!!
Hi all. I have yesterday started DJ' ing on one of my m8s online stations. It is new and i need to help spread the word. Please show some support. Please also go to the banner page if you don't mind, copy and paste the banner code onto your websites, profiles, etc, please please please. thank you all Have a bril day Hey ppl. I just got this new page up and running. You have all heard of ratemypoo.com. I have now got my own little rate site called ratemymoobs.co.uk Here you can upload and have others rate and comment on your man boobies. Go and have a look. Site still need to be finalised, but temporary site online. so, go and have a look at ratemymoobs.co.uk . Hi all Friends and Fans. I have something amazing to share with you. I have used this program in the past myself for at least two and a half years. It is to my knowlege the best cam chat program ever. I have also owned a few of my own rooms and know quite a few of the tricks within it. I definitely give

Uhhhh....
Ok, so I have worked in customer service for a long time and dumb people never fail to amaze me. I want everyone who is ever going to speak to anyone else to think before they say something. Imagine what you want to say and then think about what the other person could think of what you just said. In your imagination - do they call you an idiot? Cause that means that are going to say something stupid. STOP. Don't say it...Please.

Sorry
This is what most of the "NICE GUYS" deal with on a constant basis. Trust me, I know I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I would rather make out with you then just fuck you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anym

Thanks
i just wanted to let all my friends know that i will not and cannot post explicit pictures on my sight for a few reasons. i have little eyes near me often and its kind of hard to put pics up like that when i only have your typical webcam. not to mention i do not have the body for that!! but i hope this does not discourage you to rate my pics or even leave comments.i hope you all understand, thanks for taking the time to read this blog!!

Please Copy And Send
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love...................................................................................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love

Wats On The Menu
NEED SOME FRIENDS HERE PEOPLE , SO I CAN COOK UP SOME FLAVOR WITH SOME SPICES . SO HELP A YOUNG LAD OUT HERE . IM A NOOBIE WHO'S LOOKING TO BE DEVIRGINISED HERE , SO COME WITH IT LADIES IM TAKING APPS...........

I Seen Him!!
I went into a small Shopping mall that is not far from me,and was sitting down resting and Out of nowhere,comes this tall security guard. Didnt quite reconize him At first until he got closer, and then i Seen who it Was...and then I knew. It was He who makes my Heart skip a beat each time I see him!! oh how badly I wanted to reach out and touch him.. feel his touch..like i once did,..You had to be there to see the flirting going on! He flaunted around In front Of Me, AS he KNOWS i have a thing for Men in uniform. If We could have had a moment... just the two Of us!! I Better Stop here.. As He and I have shared some Very Intimate Moments together,.. and they Are My Memories. guess you could say we still feel the same way about each other.

My Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Freedom
>>Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. >> >>He stays up for days on end. >> >>_________________________ >> >>You take a warm shower to help you wake up. >> >>He goes days or weeks without running water. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. >> >>He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up >>with your friends. >> >>He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. >> >> He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You talk trash about your "Friends" that aren't with you. >> >>He knows he may not see some of his friends again. >> >>__________________________ >> >>You walk down the beach, staring a

Slave's Blog
I hate these long, sleepless nights. Sitting here alone, staring at the computer screen. I hate missing my Master when my emotions go crazy. Sometimes I just want to curl up in a corner and stay there forever... Yesterday I went and bought a cat tail and a pair of cat ears to wear for Master. I got the chance to wear them today *devious grin* I put them on and drew whiskers on my face and got in the floor to wait for him. He came in and walked up to me, and I immediately started sucking his cock. And, like the good little kitty I am, I even swallowed all his cum. Kitty likes making Master happy :) purrrrrrrrrrr......

My Plans
Hey everyone just wanted to put out there were im at and my plans. I was heading to cali but not anymore I have more important things to help with. Im in Ada, OK on the 16th im heading to Denver, CO I dont really plan on staying there too long just long enough to get some food for the road and smokes then im heading up toward twin falls ID.

Rip Denver
Leigh long time friend lost her daughter of 10 months passed away on the 10th of Nov. They still don't know what the cause of death is and may never now. I hope and pray that everyone around her can help her through this ordeal. Denver you will be missed. Your in my thoughts and blessing. Leigh words can not express my feelings and I am truely sorry for your loss.

Sickness Of Reality
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCC MAN WHAT THE FUCC IS GOING ON......I TECHNICALLY AM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND AM BEING HATED ON......JUST FUCC IT ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ANYWAYS.... i cant believe this im having a really good friday night and then i find out that loco gets himself in a drug deal and such and gets pistol whipped by three different weapons and three different dudes i spent till around three in the morning in the hospital with him.....then i woke up this morning and found out my grandmother is really sick in the hospital......i need someone to talk to or i will flip the fuck out no joke... Why the hell does everyone seem to want me dead kiCC my ass or have a problem with me....all those who want at me lets fuCCin have it im through playin games! line up! do as you will come at me at once i dont give a fuCC!

Important News
To all friends please read meassage below . Its happen all over the us at-t confirmed it.So please read. checked this with Snopes and it shows to be a real FYI! Vicki Kraemer Brazoria County DA's Office Criminal Investigator 979-864-1657 Subject: AREA CODES AT&T IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT AREA CODES: We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809 . "We didn't respond". Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 This one is being distributed all over the US . This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is info

Vist My Site Silverboy
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Rowdyriley'swildworld
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To All Me People.
But if I've talked to you on here more than twice then if you want you can call me at 803-773-2018. There is only a few people on here that I actually really talked to so I dont need my phone to be blowing up and all that lol.

Soldier'sprayer
Poem For The Troops In Your Honor Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreams—your lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ‘Neath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upon my heart, I feel The

The Rules Of Compromizing
To my ladies and all my friends. Today may be the day you place judgement upon my associate and I. With that said, upon request, I'll release the URL to this video. But?! You have to promise to rate it, the BLOG and the VIDEO, yeah or neah! Al Krammer 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends

Our Age By Eating Out
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Natalies Life Story
I knew i was Kinda diffrent when i was young kickin a ball about in the street with my brothers and friends ..i mean i did all the usual run of the mill london boys stuff and that but somehow felt different i wanted to be a Girl ... i wanted to play football yes but i also wanted to be daddys little princess too !1 you see i was the youngest of 4 boys and mums favourite too cos i was the baby mum and dad always wanted a girl and used to say it and inside i was screaming I AM A GIRL !! Anyway i got into my teenage years and had to get tough to survive especially whre i was from as it was very rough and poverty was rife in the east end of london . I absolutely excelled at sport especially football [ soccer] and athletics which made me very popular with the kids at school and at home .. like i said i did all the boy things got into scraps , Dated loads of girls and went to see chelsea play all the time ..but Still felt i should be a girl ! i actua

Love Is
You know I never knew what love really was until now. When someone is gone and all you can do is think about them day and night for an entire year or even longer. I wanted to write this blog because I wanted to let you know how I feel. I have gone through so much just in the past 5 years that I could never imagine. My husband will be home soon and I am going crazy because I want everything to be right for him and don't want him to lift one finger. He has been in Korea now since November 3rd 2005 and is coming home November 27th..only in a week in a half.The best thing to experience is going to see me and his daughter for the first time in over a year and I want it to be the best day of my life. There are so many thoughts running through my head like what am I going to wear, I can't wear too much makeup because it will be coming off anyways because of all the tears of joy I will have. But to me right now I am not totally concerned about that because I know he won't care what I look lik

Pain
We have all had feelings on helplessness at least once in our lives. Mine decided to come today. I got a call from my best friend and there was so much emotion in her voice as she was telling me about a trip to her doctors office. I don't need to go into details. She's only 18, same age as i am. I wish i knew what to do to help her or i knew what to say. I just feel so helpless. Shes sitting here crying on my bed right now and i just wish that there was something i could do. Well, guys any advice is greatly appreciated so please feel free to comment. Talk to you guys later. much love and kisses Yea, this is pretty much a vent/rant. My tooth hurts like fuck, my wisdom tooth is coming in, so i have to get the other one pulled to make room. Unfortunately, i cant get ot the dentist for about 3 more weeks, i have been taking everything from ibprofein to excedrine migraine to even percocet and nothing will kill this fucking pain. God help me, please. or if someone knows another way, please g

Dizbeemahblog
how exactly do you let go of someone you have held onto for yrs ?? how do you transition from one to another without someone getting hurt ?? your brain tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another. you cannot love a ghost, or can you ?? im a glutton for punishment. i have a choice to make. hold onto an old love, or build another ? or let them both go, and live your life loving this ghost. which is comfortable, but hurts like hell at times. when you fall in love, you hold this hope, at one point do you let go of that hope ?? when you fall out of love with them, or when you two are no longer together ?? and how the fawk do you know if youre still in love ? thanksgiving in our household is always so chaotic. however, the smell of food and the abundance of beer always makes up for everything in between. with seven women and only four men, it should be vaguely interesting. happy thanksgiving !! :) how important is attraction when youre looking to date someone ?? if youre not that p

Hey
your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. ___

Mikeninja
Inga Reviewed by Mikeninja 2.5 stars After her mother dies, seventeen year old Inga goes off to live with her attractive 30-something aunt Greta. Greta is sort of in a financial bind due to her young lover Karl who is draining her finances. When the quiet and shy Inga arrives she attracts every man she meets. Greta, not realizing the growing attraction between her kept boyfriend and her sultry niece, plans to sell off Inga's affections to a wealthy playboy who craves innocent girls but the entire plan fails when Inga hops in the sack with Karl and the two run off together . . . Inga was a scandalous Swedish sin and sex erotodrama from the late 60's reissued and restored as part of Seduction Cinema's Retro-Seduction Cinema line. The VHS edition contains a beautiful print of the B+W film, some outtakes, two trailers for Inga and a third for the sequel, The Seduction of Inga. At first it seemed to me that Inga was going to be an over hyped melodrama but after Inga (Marie Lilj

Comedy Of Life
I AM WRITING THIS AS A 26 YEAR OLD MAN. YOUNG TO SOME.....BUT IN MY SHORT YEARS I HAVE LIVED A LONG AND SOMETIMES HARD LIFE. IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN TAKE FROM MY LIFE THUS FAR IS THIS ONE CONSTENT......THERE IS HUMOR IN EVERYTHING. ALTHOUGH IT CAN BEHARD TO MUSTER UP....HUMOR CAN GET YOU THROUGH ROUGH TIMES. HERE IS ONE EXAMPLE: I WAS GETTING READY FOR ANOTHER OUT OF MANY SURGERIES. NO MATTER HOW MANY I'VE HAD, I ALWAYS GOT NERVOUS BEFORE EACH ONE. THIS ONE WAS ON MY LEFT KIDNEY. AS I WAS LAYING THERE IN THE PREP AREA WITH MY MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND, A MAN WHEELS AN EMPTY STRETCHER BY. MY MOTHER ,THE ETERNAL COMEDIAN, LOOKED AT ME AND SAID: " OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT." I HAD NO CHOICE TO LAUGH. THE FACT THAT WHAT SHE SAID WAS FAR FROM BEING PROPER MADE IT THAT MUCH MORE FUNNY. WHETHER YOU FOUND WHAT SHE SAID FUNNY OR NOT. THE POINT IS THAT, WITH ONE LAUGH I FORGOT ABOUT BEING NERVOUS. THAT IS COMEDY AT ITS BEST. UNTIL NEXT TIM

Just A Thought
I know that CT has become nothing but a popularity contest and at first it was great getting attention and tons of friend requests, but now it's just kind of annoying....I have tons of people on my friends lists and VERY rarely do I talk to any of them. It's crazy. Of course I know that most of the guys just requested to be my friend to see my pics and that was ok at first too, but now I'm looking for some real friendships. I think here very soon I am going to pretty much completely remove my friends list and start over.. with very few people staying on it. I get so sick of seeing "rate my pics to become my friend" bullshit. It's stupid and childish!

Troops To Teachers
I just watched a really neat program on TV about a program called Troops to Teachers. I just wanted to let all of the military men and wemon on Cherry Tap to know about it.I googled it and it is really easy to find out information. There are so many wonderful men and wemon that I have talked to that are defending our country right now.And there are some that came to my mind and heart as I watched this program. Just wanted you to know! Take Care, Brenda Heartsound

Things I Wrote
A new friend told me I might not like him once I see his pic's. This is a part of the reply I left for him. I liked it so much, I figured I'd write it down and share it with those who care to read it. ENJOY! I've been treated really horrible by men, abuse wise. I'll try to write a quote to explain how I feel. "The most handsome man in the world can hit just as hard as a not so handsome man. However, the man with the kind heart and handsome inside, no matter what his looks may be on the outside, wouldn't hit a woman in the first place". November 15, 2006 EL'LYNN ROSE I liked that so much i decided to quote it, I'm gonna put it into a blog. I write sometime and the name I use to write under is EL'LYNN ROSE The EL coming from my real first name which is Laurie, I'm spelling the L as EL, the LYNN comes from my middle name. The rose comes from my favorite flower :) ♥ Cherry (that's my nick name, has been sense I was 14 lol) RedheadedCherry Happy Hour!! Happ

Condom Lovers
"Which Condom Would You Use?" Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey, you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. ......KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.....this 1 is for me Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Bet 'cha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: "Reach out

Vacation
I am going to be on vacation starting on the 16th through the 28th....please feel free to leave me messages and comments...I would love to read them all when I get home....I will be cruising to Costa Maya, Belize, Tortola, and Nassau with my family for Thanksgiving....Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving...I will share photos when I return

Help Me Plz!
tell me why! why is it when a man shows nekkid pics he is a pervert and a woman does she is HOTT!...lol just wondering hell I thought i was special as a man being very open and an exhibitionist just turns out I am a pervert....lmao........ But yall know better1........... w-O-o-o-OHo-O-o............. hee hee! trying to make the next level plz help me get the last 210! PLEASE!!!

"don't Worry It's Only Kinky The First Time"
hey everyone....the title was just to get your attention. Hopefully you're not too disappointed at the lack of sex in this blog. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm pretty new to this site, so check out my page, rate it, leave comments, all that stuff....maybe I can get some more friends and no longer be fresh meat....anyway, check me out and leave some love...looking forward to hearing from ya.

Hi
When i lay myself to sleep I pray for a man whose not a creep One whose handsome,smart and strong One whose willy is thick and long One who'll screw till my body's twitchin In the hall, the garden or kitchen I pray that this man will love me no-end And never attempt to shag my best friend Then, as i kneel and pray by my bed I look at the wanker you sent me instead ( lol ) can someone please tell me if u can add more than one pic, be very much appreciated if someone would plz let me know, thanx :-) hi all i am new to this site so b gentle wiv me lol, hope to meet friends on ere if i can work out wot am doin lol, feel free to message me i will soon get the hang of it :-)

Poetry
I am not yet awake I'm not fully asleep I feel because I can Yet I don't want to Numb from my toes up Tingling from my head down I am a walking oxymoron! In a room With no way out No window or door That I have found. Stuck in here No candle, no light Left alone With only my fright. I see nothing Hear only breath Feel emotions Hear only death. Dreaming maybe? Waking, asleep Walking, running Alone I weep. Finally waking From my nightmares Was it real? Was it? Yeah I know I write some dark shit, but I'm really not feeling that way. A little down, maybe... Here I am With no one around me And nothing to make me Smile. Ever. I sit here In darkness, no candle To light my life, to light Up the night. A crappy pseudo-haiku created just now by yours truly. And no, I don't really feel that way ;)

What Kind Of Person Are You?
What kind of person are you? Kind heartedYour a all around awsome Girl to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it. Take this test

My Shit
I'm just writing a little note to say Happy birthday to my friend Daniel Roblee, He would of been 19 today but he passed away August 12, 2004..Still think about you everyday beautiful and I know you're still up there looking down at all of us, We Miss You Like Crazy Boy..Happy 19th Birthday Baby Boy Also its my friend Olivias birthday too, Happy Birthday Darlin =] ALSO..HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE hehe/div> Omg..i'm so fucking happy right now..it started off as any other boring day..but then I got a text message from my friend that told me my prego friend had her baby today :D:D hes sooo fucking cute too =) i'll upload a picture eventually:) He was born at 5:28 am weighing 8 Pounds 4 Ounces ..[Nicole].. - - - - says: I have hardcore hiccups LOL x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: me too x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x0x.. ..x0x....{{..It.All.Seems.So.Unclear..}} says: wtf x0x..(((.l|l..Coÿÿupted..l|l.)))..x

Under Ground
Ah yes, and while the sweet resentment of what you have done fills your brain, it will cause the blood to pour from your ear holes and seep from your eyesockets in the form of puss. And yet i must confess... that this piece of PiE which within crawls the sPiDeRs and MaGgOtS, is much to delectible for just one to eat, and so i shared it among the sMaLl cHiLdReN who peered curiously at the crust of this delight. made of the sKiN of the SiNful, stretched tight over the creepy CrAwLiEs. The children chewed at the sinewy membranes of worms of skin, they ate it and swallowed with a GRINN playing on thier lips, and then...They became the creations of Anti-Society, outcasts and morbid rebels. This...My dear reader is what makes up the underworld, Oh and before i forget to say..... Welcome, to the UnDeRgRoUnD.....

My Biich Box
This girl, whom I have made many tagz and licenses for has copied the 'about me' stuff that I have written on my profile. she has a few personl things different like name and occupation, but the rest is mine. I asked her to change it, and she blocked me! geeze what a way to go. Truth is, i have screenshots I am going to upload into my photos. compare if you want to. I worked long and hard on my profile, and I have the descency and respect not to steal/copy someones about me. or anything personal. Duhhh. that is sooo disrespectful. I asked her about it when I noticed it, and she blamed it on 'a friend'. But offered to change it, and 2 weeks have gone by, and I asked her again... and got blocked. COOL BEANS. Now I know the type person she is. I am calling you out on this one Cherrypie!!! Here is her link...see for yourself http://cherrytap.com/user/558597 When they came up with the spam trap shit, I then took 15 dollars a month and pay for a VIC/VIP... In order to be

Friends That Need Attention
I have a really good friend online that was recently hurt by a guy. She went to meet him and had great sex. She really liked him and he dumped her as a friend. Her husband has been really mean to her lately and she wants a divorce. She is being neglected as a woman and a wife. She has really been severly depressed lately and smoking a lot. She has also had had a few drinks here and there. She really was hung up on this guy. I do not think that it would be so bad if he would still talk to her though. Even though this guy shit on her, she refuses to tell me who he is. She thinks about him all the time and she starts to cry. She dreams about him too! I do not know what to tell her or to comfort her with this. Please go to my friends and click on her and show her some love. If that guy that did this to her is out there and reads this, please talk to her again. She really is a nice person, I have met her and maybe she was just nervous with you. Give her another chance, will you? Looks are n

New
Well, I guess I'm the new kid on the block. I tend to blog a lot in many other places. I don't think my story is unique- I'm 22, I'm a college student, I'm going to graduate in the spring. I like pubs and bars, I smoke like a chimney, I'm an HIV test counselor. Dark beers are my favorite. Nothing watery and girly for me, except maybe a cold PBR but that's a classic. I love hot classic cars and I go to shows whenever I can. I really want a '55 or a '57 cherry red Bel Air to call my own. I love vintage clothes. I wish I had more. But I'm sad and broke. Pass the ramen, thanks.

Daily
I hate not being sure. I'm sitting here reading 'industry' stuff - and I'm engaged and feeling passioniate about WHERE I can fall in that and WHAT I can contribute. Then I feel lonely because I don't know any other marketers. And even if I did, the worry that I'd be communicating ideas with other marketers is a major trust issue. I don't know what it will take for me to "break out of the box" but it needs to happen, I really just need to start earning some revenue, I've worked for little to nothing for years helping build people/ideas/companies, that it's time that I need to get compensated. I'm half frustrated and half hopeful. And almost spaced out because my father thinks spraypainting in the kitchen is a good idea and I've been exposed to this lack of air for two or three days now. XO, Bam -Happy birthday dearest Tammy, she isn't reading this, but I love her and she's been one of the most amazing people in my life. -I had a important chat with a now friend ab

Sex
well im trying to get back to all the fine pepole hear but my comp is tripping lol all of you i give 10 and moore tens ok! love all of you this kicks ass. look im also on yhaoo as askingbig101, if you like moore close up pics or u know let me know ok i aim to please ladies its 8 30 hear in mex. but at 9 pm hear i well be ready to go on cam if i get alot of want to see you lol. well thats all i love all the babes hear way moore kissssssssss. hello ladies and frends. man this place kicks ass! if you want moore fun? look for me on yahoo ok askingbig101 laters...

Greetings All
Hi everyone, just wanted to let you all know i wont be on much this weekend, I am not in the mood to do much of anything really. Im a bit depressed, but im not gonna bother everyone with why, just know i had a shitty week and im just not in the mood to do anything. For those of you who know the situation light a candle and just keep me in your thoughts. I am hoping that everything will get better and that all this shit will be over with soon. Anyways talk to you all laters hugggggggggsssssssss Raven once again i find myself in that state of mind where my thoughts are flowing too fast for me to stop thinking long enough to get to sleep. It's funny how life works and how the seemingly meaningless to some can make others go crazy. Has anyone else ever had a situation like that, im sure we all have, or at least i hope we all have. Maybe it is as i feared and i truly have gone completely mad. Well oh well if i am mad then at least i know i have had fun getting the

Hello World
Goin' out in a few. Freaks go to Jenks! Meet me on the dance floor. Buy me a shot & pour it down my throat. peace Ok, so I am told to join this thing. As soon as I do everyone & their mother starts emailing me. Still trying to find my way around. I'm not ignoring anyone...I just have no clue what I am doing. You are all sexy & I would love to take you all home with me but relax... I'll get to you soon. spanks

Random
Ok so I may be freaking ou tabout nothing but...does anyone talk to my best friend 'bright eyes'.....she acts like something is bugging her...but won't talk to me about it...I am asking you people who know her to talk to her and help please. And let me know if she is OK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lestat
I think that people put on a show when they talk online or go on a date.If people like one another they should tell them and then get to the point either they go there separte ways or the go right to the bed?Well that is what I think ok

Turkey Time
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's > house for the traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. > She told my sister that she needed something from the > store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey > out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the > turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the > stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she > reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother > exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister > started to cry. It took the family two hours to > convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE.........

I Have To Say I'm Sorry To All My Friends
Well, I knew it was going to happen and it did. I'm not on here 2 or 3 times a day sending all my " friends " comments, and my comments for me have been droped to one in about 2 weeks. And it was from my true friend KIM. you know who you are hon and I want to say thanks for your friendship. All the others that I've helped out and said they were my friends, now that they don't need me to level them up or have found others to help them, I guess I'm not worth commenting on or talking to anymore. It's been fun while it lasted but it looks like it's over now and that's fine. I'm not bitter because I had fun talking with all of you. I like to help others and it did me good to help those who were in need and I hope that your lives are wonderful and you are all having fun. Sue, the love of my life, is taking up a lot of my time. We are having so much fun together. I just never thought that this would never happen to me again but it has. I can love again and it's so cool. Well I guess I'm runni

So Far I Think...
CherryTap is like the Wal-Mart of social networking sites. I know it's touted as an "internet night club" or whatever. Clever, real fucking clever marketing department. I spent the better part of the last hour reviewing some of the user base. Hate me if you want, but I must be honest. -About 45% of the users are grossly overweight. They have nothing but headshots, which is a rather dead giveaway for "being obese". Being fat is OK, I'm not that much of an asshole, but don't try to hide it. Hide it, and then I'm an asshole. I have a PhD in being a ruthless motherfucker. -About 50% of the male demographic is kinda... disgusting. I'm not going to say I'm a prize catch or anything, because I'm really just a drunk guy with a sharp wit. But if you are middle age, hairy, and sending cherry blasts just asking "for friends", give it up. Give up life, man. Go to Tijuana and buy some hookers because finding someone to hook up with on CT isn't going to happen. -About 10% of the girls

This Is So True!!
"MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people" HaHa

Music Videos/ Lyrics
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Fuckin Slayer..........
So Slayer and Unearth are starting a tour together in smaller venues. They will bring the brutal music right up to your face in these places. Me and Metal Mark are getting tickets for Orlando's House of Blues on Feb.23rd. This is a friday and it will be a long, yet awesome road trip. well not that long. ive made the trip before and its 8 hours from ATL and about 4.5 hours from Statesboro. Tickets are $35. We are looking for two more people or so. If you want to see Slayer,and who doesnt, let me know asap!!! This concert will kick your ass! also we will get a hotel for friday AND saturday night. we will leave ATL on thursday afternoon, crash in the 'boro for the night and head to Orlando friday morning. we will be ariving back in ATL on sunday night. Orlando is a cool place to chill and hit the bars on saturday night. I have always had a good time when ive been down there. IF YOU PLAN TO GO, TIX GO ON SALE SATURDAY MORNING AT 10 A.M. DO NOT WAIT TO GET YOUR TICKET BECAUS

I Miss You....
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Ex's Bf's Should Stay Gone!!!
ok i've been broken up w/ my abusive ex for 14 months now. we were togeher for 2 years, i raised his son from the time he was 19 months old to the time he was over 3, pottytrained him, started teaching him to talk (he was a special needs child because his biological mother was a methaddict), fed him, clothed him, nurtured him, put him to bed at night, he called me "Shmom" short for Shannon-mom (my real name is Shannon). i supported them BOTH financially since the bastard wouldnt get off welfare and so i paid the rent, bought the groceries, bought the clothes on BOTHS their backs, bought diapers, baby wipes, everything! then the jerk had the gaul to track me down on myspace and send me a message saying "what happend to our love. i really did love u. it's your long lost love David" so i flipped. and i said "long lost YES love HELL NO!" u abused me, u hurt me took advantage of me and then broke my heart by cheating on me w/ your son's mother, THEN cheated on me AGAIN w/ some random chick

All In My Head
The things I hide inside my mind will never be seen by someone I cant trust and even if I told you everything on my mind you might be left with a feeling of disgust, would you undserstand, could you comprehend ? Its easy to say you do when you think youve heard it all but its deeper than knowing and even if you knew what to do in the end; can you help me if I fall ? For every action theres a reaction and every thought theres a root. Roots that start from things that happen way back when, now and then, again and again but it never stops growing from within. There were many times I would be going through a situation and I thought I was ok and my mind was free but what happened was I planted a seed that overshadowed my needs and gave me what I wanted but entangled my beliefs with greed. Now whats in my mind has become a huge hybrid tree that feeds on speed and is bigger than I originally thought it out to be. Thoughts and ideas that

Important Stuffs!!!!plz Read!! If You Really Care!!!!
Pentagram/Pentacle A primary symbol of Wicca. Represents the four elements and the fifth element of Spirit, or Mind, through which humanity transcends the four elements. Usually depicted as a continuously drawn five-pointed star within a circle, usually refered to as a pentacle ,although sometimes it is not enclosed within a circle. When it is not enclose it is usually refered to as a pentagram. A Wiccan altar usually includes a pentagram as a central tool, and pentagrams are often drawn in the air during acts of evocation, invocation, and banishing. These usually are drawn with a finger/hand, Athame, or wand. Water Represents love, emotion, intuition, womb, fertility, cleansing, sorrow, purification, menstruation, bodies of water. Fire Represents creativity, energy, will, passion, psychic abilities, sun, blood, healing, destruction. Earth Represents growth, nature, sustenance, prosperity, money, manifestation, materialization, body, death, plants, caverns, fields.. Air

The Sex Quiz
You scored as Phone Sex. "Talk dirty to me" describes your idea of a good time. A sexy voice really sets the tone of a good evening for you. Phone Sex83%Oral Sex78%Orgy78%Anal Sex72%Cyber Sex72%Normal Sex67%Gay Sex56%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

My Type Of Sex!!!!!!!
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test

Erotica
The Kitchen is just fine with me tonight... I can wine and dine you to my hearts delight... Cherries, Stawberries and Kiwi I know... With a european cuke I can pleasure you so... Carefull as we fuck, the stove is hot... Brand your ass with my hand, a big red spot... Clear the table, the guest have left... Milking your cherry, I am good at theft... You bend over the table, I place ice on your back... You almost pass out, your mind fades to black... I bury myself in that sweet wet mound... The sensations you feel, there is never a frown... Your flower so sweet and milky... I easily slide in and out, for it is so silky... Your body convulses, as orgasm nears... Rock on my sluty girl, have no fears... Twisted and tied... bound and ready to ride... Spank that ass till it's red... it eagerly awaits my head... the penetration is deep and swift... you exhale as my thrusts lift... Moans escape your lips, and a little whine... you back into me as I fuck that a

Sea Of Red
Lets truly be a SEAof Red Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn'tknow the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so fewdays. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicagoth

Today Was Not My Day
Today was not a good day for me today. The day started off all wrong. It rained this morning and then I had friends calling me very early in the morning. I leave and go to work and my manager is not acting rite. She is 4 months pregnant and she was getting on everyone's last nerve today just because the head people will be here to inspect the store in the morning when we get there. She wanted us to do everything from putting clothes out to cleaning the bathroom, the stock room, under the registers, plus mopping and sweeping the floor. I felt like snapping on people today and the customers were no better. I just hope tomorrow will be a better day.

Contests I'm Holding
Am Hosting another new Contest. The Greatest Fubar member of 2007!!! so you think you got what it takes?? then enter this contest and see if others think so too. 1st price = a 30 day blast and 300.000 fubucks 2nd price = a 7 day blast and 150.000 fubucks 3rd price = a 3 day blast and 75.000 fubucks. as for the rules!!!!!! 1)) everyone is allowed to bomb and selfbombing is encouraged!!!! 2)) no downrating or harrassing the other contestants for this will lead to immidiate exclusion of the contest. 3)) only sfw pictures will be accepted!! 4)) no need for people to rate /fan and add me to bomb their friends!!!(unless they want to) 5)) each comment counts as 2 points and each rate counts as 5 points. 6)) just have fun bombing your favorite!!! the contest will start as soon as i have enough entries in and will last for 2 weeks tops!!!! don't enter yourselfs when your not active please. if you like to win these prices then send me a pm with the link to y

Cherry_tap_myspace_is There Any Point??
Tonight I decided to add my name to cyberspace, why not sure.....maybe to get noticed....no f#cking clue! Or could it be that I wanted to see some pics of some hot girls...maybe...but why? Hmm....can you imagine the next 10 years.......

Erotic Poetry
wash your manlihood with my tongue press my lips to your ass suck you until you're hard, pushing the tip to the back of my open throat. May I arch my body, eagerly await the entry of that which is now hard You make your presence known to my womanhood, my ass, my breasts. My nipples are taught pinched by wet fingers. The sweat rolls down our bodies in the cold of winter. Here we lie, in each others arms, panting from our robust time. Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait for you to take. Laying back, I plead with no words, As if silent lips could somehow be heard. Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to that part of you, there. Beckoning please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, a grin on your face, Reveling in how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant me relief, Kno

Random Bullshit
Many of you know my mother. Well she decided to sign me up for a dating website, and when I filled out the usual retarded questionaires that every site has, for some reason I felt the need to think about who I am as a person... the following is what I came up with. It made me feel a little bit better about my situation... I should be putting up christmas decorations, and will now go back to doing just that, but I had to post this, not for you but for myself as a reminder of why I am the way I am and why I must continue living even when life and love deals me a harsh hand. A little about me... It is 4:11 in the morning I am putting up christmas decorations and I got bored so I decided I may as well put some actual TIME into this thing... I am a unique person, My friends have told me that my brain works backwards from other peoples, whatever that means... but If you are looking for basic knowledge about me, first and foremost I LOVE MUSIC, I can listen to just about anything,

Just Wondering
Well this is my first blog here, and I was just wondering why people hate, and just can't get along. Several years ago, someone tried to interfere with my family (ie: my wife and I) and I even tried to be a friend, then this person did the unthinkable, he convinced my wife to make the biggest mistake of her life. Yes I have forgiven her. However now that this person other relationship has ended, who does he run right back too? My Wife. This is even after to spread lies about her and bad mouthed her to no end. All I ask is you had your chance, you failed, like you have with every married women you talk to, so just leave me and my family alone. This blog is not to start any trouble simply to state feelings I have, and wondering why must people try to invade where they are not welcome?

Hi
hey everyone i'm very new at this I'm single and looking that is one of the main reasons i'm here just so you know also for friends too I'm very new at this so if i don't get back to you soon i might not can find out how to get back intouch with you LOL it'll take me some time to get use to this site so please bare with me if you are single and looking hey let me know sorry girls only LOL

Poetry By Me Lol
Never A sinking feeling fills your heart Anger and confusion takes over Pain so intense you cry out in anguish Tears blur your vision as the heartache fills your soul It wasnt suppose to hurt this bad It wasnt suppose to matter You knew from the start it wasnt meant to be Could never happen,Could never matter So why does it hurt Why does it matter You said you were strong that you can deal You build walls that remove your chance to be hurt But those walls were lowered in a blink of an eye And you were left naked to the pain Rejection feeds ur doubts making you question everything Regret shows in your eyes as you lash out Why did you have to fall for him You should have protected yourself You should have never lowered those walls Free You sit alone among flickering candles Their glow reflects off your still frame You tilt your head back as the feelings wash over you Conviction fills your soul You know what you must do You know has to be

Wtf!!
Men are fuckin pigs, they think they are so much fuckin better then women, and you know what i may hate the fuckin mass majority of women but fuck there is no person in this world that is better then the next. so all you fuckin assholes that think your better then me or any other women cause you got a dick, just remember if it wasnt for a WOMAN your fuckin erogant asses wouldnt even exist. No this doesnt mean all men but, im sure you know what men im talkin bout and if your a guy readin this if you think your better then anybody else, then FUCK YOU?! so now plz put your opinions, Thank you and have a nice fuckin day!! oh yeah and dont hit on a girl and tell her she is pretty then when you IM her tell her she is "too much" for you. ASSHOLE!!

Blogs
She means well but sometimes i just dont know. her car broke down we are stuck in this little town in god knows where. no one no's how to fix the car and people wont be here for a week. we are staying in this cheap ass motel that i swear is infested with aids. after the car gets fixed we are just going back home. YAY ROAD TRIP!! Ive been staying with Theresa in Yakima, but my cousin Onika who I stay with mostly out in Richland called me up. we are going all over I guess. First stop Portland she wants to do someting there. followed by vegas, california, mexico!!! awesome stuff i am excited. My cousin changed her plans weve been in portland for awhile now. we were gunna go to cali and mexico but now she wants to go to new york. whatever, ill do either. she wants to go to new york thinking she has a chance with her photography she took those pictures of me. thats all she really has. mexico would have been fun. i dont know what ill do in new york when shes trying to sell shit

New...
So yeah... I got this link from a friend of mine.. and I told her I would get on later.. and I did.. and look what happened.. non-stop messages.. lol... so if I dont get back to ya please forgive me and give me a little bit of time.

Woman
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS

She Had A Weakness For Writers
if i could find the courage to tell you how i really felt would you welcome the truth with open arms? if i could make you see would you still be doing this to me? now with shaking fingers and whispered lips how long until you realize this? this could be what makes you happy. someone pinch me wake me up from this slumber the rest is no longer needed make me see hard, cold reality. your response is empty and i am growing impatient, relentless lines over and over cross my mind just give me my moment just give me some time and well...you would realize yeah i was insane and shopping at the outlets from 12am-430am..lmao im surprised i didnt try to kill anyone.. it was insane BUT worth it..because the sales at coach..were unreal...lol oh how i love bags

Drop Me A Voice Message
Come on y'all...leave me a voice message. I want to hear all your voices so it can join the many others already in my head, lol (joking...or am I? lol). The call is totally free...CALL!!! lol Yes I am an attention whore as the message says. ;-) Number: 1(641)985-7800 Code: 2079402 Just call the number below, and enter the code to leave me a voice message that will appear here on my site. Number: 1(641)985-7800 Code: 2079402 (I'm not sure if you need to input the star, try it and if it doesn't work try it again without the star).

Holiday Receipe
Tequila Christmas Cake > > 1-cup water > 1-tsp. baking soda > 1-cup sugar > 1-tsp. salt > 1-cup of brown sugar > Lemon juice > 4 large eggs > Nuts > 1 bottle tequila > 2-cups dried fruit > > Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it...several >times to check the quality and it is gooood) > > Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the >highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. (I'm pretty sure it's high quality) > > Repeat. (Yes, it IS high quality!) > > Turn on the electric mixer. > > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. > > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. > > At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try >another cup...just in case. (Yes it's, uh, what was I checking for?) > jade: Turn off the mixerer thingy. > > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > > Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. > > Mix on the turner. > > If the

Hug's
Why is it I can give everyone 10's ! But know one ever buy's me a gift. That is it I not going to buy gift's for no one. If I really like you then You may alread gotten one from me so far! Just put them up tell me what you think!! Hey anyone that live near or by Beech Grove need's to come to the Festival in Beech Grove. If you come here you should come to Indy Ink Slinger or F3lonz skate shop. You may see me at both shop's or just walking around the Festival. So if you want to have fun and meet a cool ass chick you should come

Women
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Moving Violation??
Bus company sued for repulsive highway latrine-dumping incident NOVEMBER 7--An Ohio family is suing Greyhound Lines, claiming that they were driving behind one of the company's buses when the vehicle discharged its latrine, covering them and their car with a fetid stew of human waste, toilet paper, and chemicals. In a Court of Common Pleas lawsuit, Robert and Angela Stokes charge that they were driving last May (Mother's Day, to be exact) on I-75 in Toledo when "Greyhound Bus No. 6426" suddenly "emptied the contents of its latrine." The Stokes, who were traveling with their three children, claim that they and their 2002 Ford Explorer were covered with "human urine, human feces, toilet paper, other waste products" and a liquid toilet chemical known as F-104 Inca Gold. Along with destroying their car, the Stokes contend that the bus discharge ruined their clothes and caused them to incur about $10,000 in medical bills. The complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below, seeks at leas

The Good Life
LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels lookingout for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like awater buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only

Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,

The School Play
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, yo

Soap Box
What I find funny and a little disturbing at the same time is, there is alot of contests on this site, mainly about T&A. So when a friend of mine decided to do a different kind of contest. One that doesn't have to do with T&A or even people at all she doesn't get any response at all to the contest. And here I thought some of my friends in my list would of jumped at the chance to of gotten into the contest since I posted it over and over. But I guess I was wrong. So with that said, I don't want anyone getting their undies in a wad when I won't stop everything that I am doing and go vote for them in the best ass or whatever kind of contest it may be. But on the same token, most who really talk to me know I will bend over backwards for my true friends.

Stacy
hi my name is stacy,i have a 3yr.old son and i have bh hazle eyes 5"5 200lbs i love to chat as a friendship and i have a b/f i love to go skating bingo visit with my friends and i have a paper route that i do 6days a week

Drunk Drivers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th

You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time

Christina's Strange World:p
Well I'm about to move in with my bf in two weeks and I'm looking forward to it.. A lot:P I actually moved out from my mothers house when I was 17. I then moved in with my ex and we lived together for about 7 months. The relationship as you've probably already guessed went straight to hell and I had to move out when I couldn't take it anymore. So I moved home to my parents again. BIG mistake. We had a great relationship when I wasn't living at home, but when I got back it got bad. They became more strict than they've ever been and didn't want to realize that their little girl had grown a lot in the past 6 months.. But I'm hoping that my relationship to them will become better when I move out again:) And (of course) I hope this relationship works out better than the last one:P My mother lives out on the country side too. Too little action for me.. So I'm moving to Oslo! Weee:) Lets just hope that Oslo can handle me:P

Did You Know????
Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin where born on this day in 1809 the first letter of july,august,september,october and november spells JASON Did you know that the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same as your foot? WD-40 stands for water displacement formula that took them 40 tries to get it right. the statue on top of the capitol building is the godess of the underground Persephani. when you blow on you food your actually making your lips and the inside of your mouth hotter. you can't kiss your elbow. putting sugar into spicy foods reduces heartburn. when you add any two single numbers together the answer is always an even number. the only other creature on this planet that has sex for pleasure is a dolphin. my mothers youngest son(me) was born on friday the thirteenth and her oldest son(my bro) was born on april fools day. snakes can detect the smell of alcohol on you. when you look at a star the light that you see is years old. one out o

Working Out
OMG!!!! I'M OUT OF BREATH LOL.....I WENT TO THE GYM AND DID 2 SETS OF 15 ON EACH MACHINE AND NEXT TIME ITS 3 SETS AND I BARELY MADE THRU THE 2ND SET!!!!! WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?LOL..... Ok guys and girls....I got my first personal trainer appt set up for tuesday so wish me luck....Im doing this to be hot! lol kidding im really doing this to feel better and more healthy....instead of sitting around at the computer I need the excersise....mwahz to all who can give me tips and support me in this.....and mwahz to my friends too!

In My Head
Beyond what I know is real is infinate panic ideas that seem to vanish the minute my fingers slide around them and in the mean time, I'm left with unanswered questions and unattainable foundations. It's ever present, the malignant hole, that only gets bigger as the space between the understated denial flounders for meaning and acceptance. Is she real or just a version of something I saw on the shelf of another yesterday? An animated shadow of what could have been a glorious glimmering star, now just a waning amatureish dullness that has been rewarded in pieces of unhindered existance, groundless bottom. I've followed the footsteps set forth in front but in efforts I see that I've only started to go backwards into the depths of something that can only be described in short sylables Like the ooh's and ahh's but never more. Bound to this truth that in reality only begins in a lie weaved for posterities sake, it's become a rather tireless chore to emanci

My Roller Coaster Ride!
In the last 3 weeks my whole world seems to have fallen into the pits. First I seem to have lost someone I love more then he even knows it. I would pick up my phone and call but I get 4 or 5 rings then his voice mail. He explained to me that he has been going through a lot at the moment and I understand that. He tells me he loves me and that he wants me to be there with him, and I want nothing more then to make that happen. I have never loved someone so deeply and sincearly. I worry about him all the time. he is my knight. I love the way thinking about him makes me feel and if I could be there right now I would be damn it! I called him over a hundred times to make sure he was doing alright (and to hear his heavenly voice OMG *drools*) and he never answered... Then almost a week ago I was at home (when I was living with my roomate in an apartment complex) my sister (who had come to stay with me for a few weeks) needed me to go and get her money out of her car in the parking lo

My Blogs
Just a word to the ones I talk to often.... When I find a friend in someone and we talk on more than a few occasions you become family or I become your fan cause I have reached my family limit!! But I am tired of sifting through over 300 friends is hard to remember who I talk to... So if I am of any importance let me know!!! neworleanslady_72@yahoo.com sassyntx72@yahoo.com rarelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy used neworleanslady72@hotmail.com ~Tina~ HEY THANKS FOR THE 1O'S BUT WHILE YOU ARE LEAVING THAT 10 PLEASE COMMENT!!! THAT WAY I KNOW WHO GIVES A CRAP! THANKS OK to all the guys that ask me to cam with you and you know who you all are listen carefully~~~~~~~ And do not take this offensive if you have never asked me to do this!!!!!!!!! ~~~ I do not go on cam nude I do not have nude pic's.... and you will not see my body so give it up!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ ~I have respect and I am a mom so give it up!!! I am here for friends not to masterbate or watch you masterbate!!~ ~~~~~ YEAH I am talking to yo

In My Mind It All Makes Sense Anyway
Ok, I am getting married in 5 weeks. I bought my dress 5 weeks ago. When the day arrives I will be 5 months pregnant. So the ? is...will the damn thing fit?? LMAO. I am stressed like crazy. I have 4 weeks of school left until break so if I want to maintain my 4.0 I still have to stay focussed on school. But then I have a 2 year old who always wants to "help mommy with her homework!!" lol. I am tired all the time from this pregnancy, Mel and I only see each other on weekends. He gets off work just in time for me to leave for class. And as all this goes on, I plan a wedding that takes place 180 miles away from where I live 2 days before Christmas!!! I feel like I am losin' my friggin mind. Then, when I think I can not take anymore and I'm ready to cry...I walk in to school one rainy afternoon last week. I stop to talk to someone who was waiting for the elevator. Just as we concluded our conversation this girl who is real uptight and kind of snotty comes bursting through the door out of t

Scoobie Doobie Doobies
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..."

Back Home
ok seriously is it wrong to be picky on who we spend time with? i mean come on we have little time to spare as it is with our lives and yet some just spend their free time with people they can't stand. or have no interest in actually being around. this is why i am single and so picky. i know what little free time i have with work and side things, i want that time to be spent well. so i guess what i am saying is yes i am picky and no i don't care. and if i so choose to want to spend some time with you maybe you should think about that. maybe we all need to think about that and if you don't feel like you want to be around or see someone then don't as i walk through this valley of shadow and death, which has been proven to be what we call life. there is a small glimmer of hope and happiness. we call it love family and friendship. we are who we are by who we choose to be in our life. many people try to enter it but we have the final say on who we keep close to us. the ones who make the mi

Rejection
Heres some twisted thoughts...tell me, could you feel these words? REJECTION Naked to your words...Wounds fresh with stinging sweat...I throw my hands up in despair...Exposing my heart to your sharpened sword...i fear not the sound of it being unsheathed...It's a welcoming sound...With one upward swing the rapiers hilt fills with my darkened blood...You a maven with your poisoned words...As i lay before you darkness overcomes my immortal soul...You turn to walk away wiping your brow...Unaware of my darkened blood across your smiling face...My last words to haunt your every being... Heres some twisted thoughts...tell me, could you feel these words? REJECTION Naked to your words...Wounds fresh with stinging sweat...I throw my hands up in despair...Exposing my heart to your sharpened sword...i fear not the sound of it being unsheathed...It's a welcoming sound...With one upward swing the rapiers hilt fills with my darkened blood...You a

My First Contest :)
These CT contests are just for fun...you don't get a big house, or lots of money....or a championship ring even :) But people enter and people vote and comment...and its all in good fun :) So I decided to jump in and enter a contest...the sexiest back tattoo....there is some tough competition, all the girls have gorgeous ink...but you know what, I am greedy...yes I am...I want to win this contest. I know it won't get me anything, and it will be forgotten in about 2 seconds after the results are in. But I just think it would be nice to win something :) So I know some people will call this self-promotion...and I fully admit it, yes I am promoting myself....but why not, everybody else does the same thing. And if you feel like it, let all your friends know too.... Here is the link for the contest...comment on me tons and tons...please and thank you :)

I Miss Belfast Big Time
I miss Belfast In 2002, I've decided to go and live in Belfast.Why?? Because one of my friend kind dated a girl from there, who was part of a student exchange program. I got along very well with that girl ,Jennifer who is now one of my very best friend. You'll see why. I wanted to work abroad, and Jennifer told me that I could easily work in Belfast. took me a couple of months to get the money to go and live there. She let me sleep on her sofa for 3 weeks til I get a house.I eventually got one about 100 yards from her house, hahaha!!So she could pratice her French, and I had someone I trusted not far. I first worked in a French restaurant. I got fired. I honestly couldn't be bothered serving food honestly. I came back from work each night disgusted by the smell of food. I went to work in a hotel, doing some waitering at the bar. It was so much better. I was kinda paid to serve and party. It's really funny when girls see a guy working in a bar, I was often behind

My Personal Only If You Want To Know Me For Real Stuff
try not to conform the world to your image for it has greater plans instead imagine you conforming to the world and its needs-Sarai (yes i thought of it) damn fortune cookie things going threw my head all day Ok guys so you know i am going to apologize for not telling everyone personally right now. over the last couple of days i recently made a new friend who then quickly became my girlfriend and her son my son and my son her son so i want ever one to know this about me I love everyone i have met on here but i am now involved so continue to be my sweet sexy cherries that i love but be nice to me too ok much love Sarai TURBO EG6@ CherryTAP

Dreams Can Come True..
What do you do when you are faced with love, like you have never known. A man who has choosen me and shows me things I have never experienced or felt. Last night my boyfriend and I went to the beach, there was the beach, the stars, the moonlight, toes in the sand, and some of the most passionate kisses I have ever felt in all of my life. We held each other on the beach, loving every moment together. Then I started to cry it was like all the sorrow from my previous relationships and all the love I was feeling for this incrediable man had just weld up inside of me and exploded. I have never felt like this. It was a perfect night!! One that willl never be taken away from me and one I will always remember. Now this wonderful man is cooking ME breakfast ME OMG, How did I deserve this man?? What do you do when you are faced with hapiness and love you have never felt before, part of me is scared, part wants to run, and part of me wants to know how in the heck did I make to this point

What Would You Do For Me?
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold

Ladies
I ONLY HAVE 20 COMMENTS SOME GUY HAS 2500 AND YOU CANT EVEN SEE HIS EYES. PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME MORE COMMENTS./commentroad.com">commentroad.com/commentroad.com">commentroad.com People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart. I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "y

Dead In A Tub
I am in pain.last night my ex told me we could never be friends.it depressed me and i cut.i cut a star of all things in my chest. MY LIFE I WISH WAS OVER I AM MOVING AGAIN I CANT STAND THIS TOWNW.I CANT STAND ME.I SET MYSELF FOR FAILURE TO MUCH AND I FUCKING HATE IT.I HAVE 1 FRIEND AND EVEN HE IS BEING PUSHED AWAY.I LOST MYSELF TO HIM AND IT CONTINUED BUT HE SAID WEW HAVE TO STOP.MY HEART ACHS.

Anniversary
Ok for those who don't know I have been married for 10 years to the day. I just realized it when my wife texted me and said "Happy Anniversary" which surprised the hell out of me. Now on to the confusing part me and her haven't been together now for at least 3 years. We seperated because I became disabled and she couldn't handle all the pressure that came with it. She says its because i gave up living but thats kinda funny because I am still here.So do I continue to celebrate with each year or not because we aren't living together.Its just hard for me to think we are together. She now has a little boy with another man and even if there was a chance that we could work it out I don't think I could be around a child thats not mine.So anyways she thinks its 10 years I only consider it 7 years that we were together. Am I right or is she right?

Crazy Things Said In Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,

Life's Expectations
Anonymous Americas I Saw Three Ships I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas day; I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in those ships all three, On Christmas day, on Christmas day? And what was in those ships all three, On Christmas day in the morning? Our Saviour Christ and his lady, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; Our Saviour Christ and his lady, On Christmas day in the morning. Pray whither sailed those ships all three, On Christmas day, on Christmas day? Pray whither sailed those ships all three, On Christmas day in the morning? O they sailed into Bethlehem, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; O they sailed into Bethlehem, On Christmas day in the morning. And all the bells on earth shall ring, On Christmas day, on Christmas day; And all the bells on earth shall ring, On Christmas day in the morning. And all the Angels in Heaven shall sing, On Christmas da

Poems I Found Online
The Lonely Soul - Written by, Anto Thermadam The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life No other soul as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the daybreak He does his duties In the walks of life The lonely soul wanders Alone in the life He meets many other souls Who comes to be Unfit for the lonely soul The lonely soul wanders As the days pass by The lonely soul became More lonely, with no other souls as his companion The lonely soul wanders Alone in the walks of life The lonely soul decides Not to die, but to face LIfe in all its hardships The lonely soul wanders Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. - Brittani Kokko - Friends A friend is someone we tu

Crabby Old Man (great Poem)
Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?

Everything
So I am moving to Richmond once my lease is up in Jan. I need to know if it is truely not ment to be. My Son is in Richmond and I need to live closer to him. I love him. I miss him. I just don't want a large 'what if' hanging over me got the rest of my life. I want to know once and for all. And I am not going to be able to know for 100% certianinty that it is not ment to be unless I talk to Candi and try and work things out. I know we are good together. Atleast we were at one point and I need to find out why/how we got to the point of 5 months ago. I need to know if it is something Candi and I can work through or if it is something that we can't. But I can not find that out if I don't at least try. I am not worried about not having a wife when I move back if we are not able to work things out. And Candi and I have discused this that the main reason I am moving back to Richmond is to be closer to my son. He is my world. Candi and I have a lot to talk about it and our Marriage will no

Yukk
Ok maybe it's just me but when I am searching for people to become friends w/ on here....I go right past the pictures of people showing off their "goodies" Why would you put yourself on a low level like that? Do u really think that is the only way people are going to give you cherry points...GET REAL! Save the undressing for your bedroom or the strip club LOL Most of the half naked pics of the people probably aren't really even them.....so what seems to look like a nice set of double D's (some people on my list do have cleavage pics, but its tasteful...not 1/2 nips showing) and a size 32 waist is really probably a big ol' beer belly (nuttin wrong w/ that) bald headed, ball scratching dude! Have fun & REALLY be yourself! well i start my new job on saturday....i get the feeling i'm gonna be tired alot....i have to be there for 5pm and won't get off until 1:30am then it takes about 35-40 minutes to get home and my kids are up about 7:30 am......hopefully they'll let me sleep til at l

I am the new age prophet, I am the one sent to warn of the evils of religion and those who believe. The machine of christianity is a fierce monster that needs to be slayed. Only you can banish this fanatic cult of horror into the nothingness it belongs. Free the spirit and denounce the faiths. True faith in yourself and your creator, not some book of fairy tales and an image called "God". I am here to bring America back where it belongs, and that is NOT in the hands of the Theocrats. Nothing can stop this movement, we may slow down, we will not rest. Take back OUR America... FUCK freedom of religion, let us put this place back on the right track. The way our forefathers REALLY wanted this place... Celebrate freedom FROM religion. The only thing christians do here is persecute, they don't save lost souls, they do not act as "fishers of men", they PERSECUTE, they SHAME, no where in their "bible" does it say to do this, but they do, force you to believe, if christianity and God are so pow

Libra
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say? I met him on a site like this It wasn't long ago We dated and I trusted him Just why I'll never know Things were great or so I thought I didn't have a clue Till one day when things went wrong he broke my heart in two He lied and kept things from me a snake now plain to see a low life lying coward that's all he'll ever be Since that time I've moved on and my eyes are open wide I think before I jump in now my experience is my guide You Are Romanticism You are likely to see the world as it sh

Life And Sex
lets see i hate life and i hate people. . .most people just wanna get wit ya to get in ur pants and frankly i aint about that shit. . .sex is kool but its not a game. . .i hate people who think it is!!

In Memory Of 5-50 Crips No Longer Around.....
You all live on in my heart.....to all i knew baCC then if you see this please and your still around and remember me Ice.....Forever known as ICE.......i love you all 6lue straight from my heart yall i love you to no ends......to all i mentioned in detail.....and those i didnt i love you all.... the only other one on the set that was more my age a year older then me passed away before i really got to know him, still showin him some love...the war started over him...peace lil cuz...some say revenge is bitter sweet but about two years ago i got the bastard who did that to you... empty just like a shell...... extremely heartless... but looked out for his crew you know the prime example of someone who lost their sanity on the street. you know i didnt know you much now that you mention it no one really did... but fuck it... you saved me a few times so you deserve my rightful respect for a shoutout you know... i love you just the same cuz always got the crew in my heart. peace

Fun With Bettie!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE

A Little About My Daughter
So This sunday, being November 19th; my baby girl, Cami Elizabeth NiCole is going to be 6 months old...6 months and it seems like I've been a mom my whole life. I really dont remember what it was like before she came into my life. She is getting So big!!! Anyway I have some pictures of her on one of my photobuckets hehe! I'm not sure what order it should be but I do know that the professional pictures that are also found in my pictures are recent. Well...Enjoy and leave comments!! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/Jolyfli/Cami/?start=all

Freedom
RENO, Nev., Aug. 28 — President Bush told a receptive audience of veterans on Tuesday that an American withdrawal from Iraq would unsettle the entire Middle East, create a haven for Al Qaeda and embolden a belligerent Iran. He said Tehran’s nuclear programs threatened to put “a region already known for instability and violence under the shadow of a nuclear holocaust.” Skip to next paragraph The Reach of War Go to Complete Coverage » Speaking here before the American Legion’s annual convention, Mr. Bush said competing brands of Islamic extremism — the Sunni model exemplified by Al Qaeda and a Shiite version that he said was abetted by Iran — were vying for dominance in Iraq. That, he said, made it imperative for the United States not to fail in establishing a pro-American government there. “I want our citizens to consider what would happen if these forces of radicalism are allowed to drive us out of the Middle East,” he said in a speech interrupted severa

Wtf?
What a friggin bummer!! Ive only got 3 fans?!! :( :( :( :( :( OMG I am so new to this CherryTAP. Not quite sure ive got it figured out. Im getting aggravated coz my layout is SO not showing up. Ill figure it out soon enough. Plus Ive got like 15 people Im'n me all at the same time. Ever tried, to talk to that many people and learn a new website??? Hey guys... Whatcha think of the first song on my playlist? Its a kind of feel good song, no matter what kind of mood you are in if you listen to it youll feel better. I LOVE it!