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SweetDevilAngel's blog: "FUNNY STUFF"

created on 11/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/funny-stuff/b24825

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Sex Advice From A Friend Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!"

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While > >>>>they're sitting there having a good time together she starts > >>>>talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks > >>>>about it, the >more > >>>>excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into > >>>>having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink > >>>>for him. >The > >>>>bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- > >>>> > >>>>A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. > >>>> > >>>>The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman > >>>>explains. > >>>> > >>>>"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink > >>>>the >shot > >>>>of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the > >>>>lime juice." > >>>> > >>>>So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. > >>>> > >>>>He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. > >>>> > >>>>He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. > >>>>He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and > >>>>drinks it. > >>>> > >>>>.. In one second the sharp lime taste hits... > >>>>.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles > >>>>.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. > >>>> > >>>>This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to > >>>>disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When > >>>>he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, > >>>>"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" > >>>> > >>>>She smiles widely at him and says.... > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>"Blow Job Revenge"

Men Are Like...

Men Are Like... ...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. ...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...government bonds they take so long to mature. ...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. ...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
No cheating. Pick your favorite dessert from the list below, then look >to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert >personality test, send this e-mail onto others, but when you do, be sure to >put your choice of dessert in the subject box above and resend it to the >person who sent this to you. > >If you were making a dessert and you had your choice of those below or >(some great bakery was baking the dessert of your choice), which would you >choose? > >Angel food >Brownies >Lemon Meringue >Vanilla with Chocolate Icing >Strawberry Short Cake >Chocolate on Chocolate >Ice Cream >Carrot Cake >Cherry Pie > >NO ... You can't change! your mind once you scroll down! So think >carefully, what your choice will be! OK - Now that you've made your choice, >this is what research says about you! > >? >? >? >? >? >? > >Angel Food... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A >little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of >the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. > >Brownies... You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of >underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your >saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and >direction. You tend to be very loyal. > >Lemon Meringue... Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an >excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk >and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many >friends. > >Vanilla with Chocolate Icing... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very >grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys >being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious >in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life. > >Strawberry Short Cake... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other >people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be >overly emotional and annoying at times. > >Chocolate on Chocolate... Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very >creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior >but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for >anything average in life. Love to laugh. > >Ice Cream... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball >or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy >watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to >be self-centered and high maintenance. > >Carrot Cake... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You >are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm >hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. > >Cherry Pie... You have a sparkling personality, with a wicked sense of >humor. You have an honorable idea of right and wrong and seek justice for >all. Your love of art and technology give you many hours of pleasure. You >don't make friends easily, but your true friends are many. > >DON'T FORGET... PUT YOUR CHOICE OF DESSERT IN SUBJECT BOX ABOVE BEFORE YOU >FORWARD to your friends, including the person who sent this to you

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