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Katt Williams : Everyday I'm Hustlin'
Rambles Of A Crazy Woman
I really do go out of my way to try and keep up with my inbox, shoutbox and all that, sometimes its just difficult, given the choice between an empty message with a drink attached and someone who wrote a  paragraph, you can tell who's going to talk to me.   I really don't ever give out my messenger, most of the time when I'm online, I'm at work, and I can't use Instant Messengers anyway. Even still, your not getting a cam show, pictures of me that arn't on here, or anything along those lines, and guys- seriously- I have no interest in seeing your dick in any capacity, I  won't rate pictures of it, I don't want to watch you stroke it, You can shout me and see if I bite, but... its getting old quickly.   If I want your phone number, address, or life story, I will ask. I respect people that respect me. If you have nothing to say to me other than 'wow your sexy' 'I wanna fuck you' 'or nice boobs' then I probably won't say anything back. My photos are the place for all that, you Contest
The simplest yet! Okay guys One Rate and two comments gets you put in the pot for this one! Wow!!! Rate this picture, Leave a comment saying Kazy or Kasper sent you then Leave a comment on the blog. Have i lost my mind? Well maybe but ya'll have thought that for a along time! The contest ends @11pm East today 5-5-10. Tomorrow AM I will cross check the comments on the blog and the picture.. and randomly draw a name out of the hat. It is that simple! Get to clicking!     Closed! Sylent is the proud new owner of a boomering! CONGRATS! Starting Jan 4, 2010 we will kick off the Scavenger Hunt for some hot bling. Mon-Fri we will play a riddle between 8am and 11pm 2 times daily. You must be listen to get the clues. Gather all of the pictures and on Friday after the first riddle has been played be the first one to PM me w/ all five of the staff members names and the picture to win some hot bling
Spotlight Glory
So I have been on the Fu for two years (almost three) and I have never attempted to get the spotlight. Well I'm not to far away from Godfather and feel like getting the spotlight would help me reach it or at least get very very close. So I am calling on all my friends, and their friends and their friends to donate fubucks and your whoring out skills to me.    ♥ Please and thank you :)
I have been included in the publishing of this two book project!  I was fortunate enough to have been invited by the editor to submit photographs earlier this year, and it gave me the opportunity to work with several beautiful women over the age of 40.  This was a fantastic project, showcasing the beauty and sexuality of mature women, and I'm very honored at having been asked to participate! I have four photographs in one book, and three photographs in the other.  The books have sample pages available for viewing, and may also be purchased at the following links... Project 40+: Mature & Sexy (Book 2a) Project 40+: Mature & Sexy (Book 2b)
When you get to my age (hah I'm trying to sound old here but I'm not), and if you got nothing to your name - no wife or kid(s), life is pretty boring and pointless. So when this occurs, you begin to wonder if what you're doing in life is really worth it.  I mean, you go into work, work a day, and do it again tomorrow. Been thinking lately.  Since I feel this way, I'm wondering what I can do to fulfill a meaningful purpose in my life. Been thinking of joining the military lately.  I'd need to get into some serious shape, though.  Where the fuck is Mickey when you need him? My right eyelid suddenly got real itchy just now. I was called into work yesterday afternoon.  Said I could make it, but yesterday some renovation guys were supposed to show up from 8:30am to 5:00pm or something like that.  They didn't show up.  Bastards. Now I was waiting for them to show up this morning.  I had to call in saying I won't make it to work for these guys, once again, they didn't show up.  Oh well,
The Office
 a thousand daimonds upon the ground lie scattered in the snowey ground ..the moonlight showing them all around as the colder it gets your breathe you see some even still floating down from the trees wind does whipp them an blow to an fro the daimonds in the snow ..sparkaling shimering bright as stars from the heavens... the magic of a white christmas some times can happen.....///G.G
Dreamers Dreams
The rain so cold pelting against my raw flesh. I cried for him longed to be what i knew we never were. It looked to real through un-pure eyes.. The feeling's were all lies.. It was a holiday we both lost our selfs in a dream of something we both could never have been... I wake up never feeling so alone. I whispered to him the story of my soul. I held his sorrows and embraced there pain.together i thought we'd fight this thing. He whispered to me my hearts desire true love could it be.. he gave to me the thread to bind us as one.. I could not we were never meant to be.. the threads always came unravelled. the words whispered carried further than i could hear.. they landed upon someone elses ear.. I felt his heart beat and shared his air. I loved the feeling of never being there... the roots went dry and a silent ringing filled the air . his eyes were empty hollow we were never really there.. the roses he gave to me wilted away . they stood as a reminder that our love was a facade. sober
Ecs Member List
2nd Alarm Hottie Coc (code Of Conduct)
       Welcome to Everyone & glad to see you all here. 1. All 2nd alrm Hottie Prospects must have a verified salute & a minimun " 10 new pics " of yourself 2.All Hotties Must Be Female ( no exceptions ) 3.Must sign the COC ( code of conduct ) agreement below as a comment of "I AGREE " in order to be placed into voting procedure. 4.Shout Box Fu Mail must be open to all Officers for communications .Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose, unless all Officers are made we can communicate with you when necessary. 5.2nd Alarm Hotties Homepage must be added to Your Family while being considered a Prospect & remain in your family after admittance.Fire Chief (Founder) must be added to your family as well but doesn't h
Playing Make Believe
I have been trying to keep a positive outlook on life.  Smiling as much as I can, telling everyone that everything is fine, when it isn't.  And although I am getting better at it (which scares me) it's still lying.  It's still pretend.  Sure, people think I am in a better place and are somewhat more chatty than usual.  But what if the usual is once in every three months to begin with? That would mean the "more than usual" is once every two months....  But then everything seems even worse than before.  Cause you're hurting inside and falling apart...but they don't know.  And unless you suddenly disappear or suddenly behave eratically...they wouldn't even think to ask how you you REALLY are.Even better is when nobody actually hangs out with you in person.  When you have to buy your friends drinks to get them to hang out with you don't have to drink alone, which you fear would lead to your own end.When you are so down into a downward spiral.... how do you get out of it
Baby Make Me Ur Personal Princess
Welcome To The World Of Magical Sensations
Welcome to the World of Magical Sensations Where I Melanie Lang will be your Personal Undercoverwear agent. Here to assist you in a night of pampering yourself maybe with a nice Hot Dead Sea Salt Bath then slipping into a cozy Lounging outfit to relax for the evening, Or maybe assist yiou and your partner in finding that special something that will ignite the passion between you both, with Style and Sensuality.                  Enjoy Shopping At the World of Magical Sensations                              Please click on the link above or copy and Paste it    Thank you
My Love
You mean the world to me. I cant bear to see myself without you. Having the taught of living without you, is something unnatural to me. We have been at it for 3 months, the best of my life. We argue and fight. We scream and we cry. And even after all that we have true love. You and I are like the moon and night sky. We are perfect together. But some hate us. We have true love within each other and everyday its stronger. Place your hand on mine and I shall do the same. A promise we have made, to love each other always. Together forever is what I want. I hope its the same for you. Don't worry about me been so far. Faithful I will remain. Shall you remain too. Never will I leave you. Till the day that we are apart by death. And even then immortal we will remain. Our love will never die! I mistook by trying to ameliorate,I tried to listen to you the best I can.As for school, sometime I ran late,Just by attempting to be your last man.I ran out of time when we're talking.I can't discern ment
Final Goodbye
Emotions ran through my headI found myself wishing I was deadAll because you were moving awayI knew I would never see you another day You got in your car and waved goodbyeand then I was left all alone to cryI felt helpless, and all aloneI could only talk to you on the phone You were my neighbor, and my best friendWhy, Oh why did it have to end?You made me so happy, so carefreeYou made it feel okay for me to be me It’s been almost a year since you moved awaybut it feels like it was only yesterdayI remember everything you used to doIt may seem impossible, but it’s true You were the best friend I ever hadNow that you left me, I am beyond sadI love and I miss you more than you ever knewYou’ve taught me so much, and I want to say thank you. When we were still together,I truly loved you,but what’s happening right now,I guess we are through,it’s really hard for me,to get off with you.but I know this might be goodfor both me and you. I love you but i have tos
I gave you my heart,even though it was made of glass.It was already chipped and cracked,the reason why, you never bothered to ask.Then you went and dropped it on the ground,Now it's lying there, shattered.And your walking away,like it never really mattered. I don’t know if you’re pushing me away or pulling me closerI don’t know where I standI don’t know what you want from meOr if you care at allYour words lash out and hurtThen lovingly draw me inI don’t know what you want from meDo you want this to endDon’t turn tablesOr place this on meJust come out and tell meWhat it is you wantI can’t read minds I don’t know where I standAre you pushing me awayOr are you going to finally let me in I do not know what to think I do not know what to doI am sitting here in tears Because I will never be with youI thought you would be the oneTo take away my feelings of blueBut now I can seeThat I was so truely wrongI have been thinking a long time About you
Getting Bling
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Easy Money
Letters From My Mother
any comments or advise is very much appriciated.   From: caroleTo: J-RoxDate: Jul 13, 2009 8:16 PMSubject: I dropped out of life................This is the first time I've checked my email in 6 months. So I was not ignoring you. I didn't have any money to send you though.I'm super broke. I mailed you 3 letters and they came back. I sent landon a msg and he never I figured you didn't want to hear from me anyway unless I had money.Good news....I have a terminal illness called Progressive Superneural Palsy. At first it looks like Parkinson's. but when the parkinson meds don't work....they do another MRI and plaque like substances can be seen on the film confirming PSP.The doctor told me usually 6-8 years from when it first appeared. That is usually optimistic. The last years aren't pretty.I hope I can figure out how to get the type of drugs your Aunt Peggy had 'cause suicide is painless.I loved you very much but obviously never could do it right. I'm sorry I fucked up.I h
Just Thinking
People  always ask  me   why I am grouchy   around the winter holidays....  well lately..   Dad seem to go into the hospital for something.... My  sis gets beat up  and moves back home... I  am still in Debt.   Next month a  few days  before my birthday my childhood real life best friend   died... What makes me  think of her again?   Guess what first rock  movie  we seen together w hen we were younger,,,, Purple Rain...  Heard that song 2ce,  recently   less than 2 hours..     Oh yea..  Did  I tell you?? I  work in retail for 18  years   Enouugh  said  Don't  you feel it's strange sometimes  when  you think you have made good friends, you'd thought they  would be there for a while??Yes,  Being on vacation and staying up late @ night   with no one up and around me.. Just makes  me  wonder on   the who and what....Most of the time it  is hard for me to stay in touch because the only thing  lately  for me in my life is just grief..  I  don't  want to go to a friends page  and  
Lustful Longing
Tell me what I'd have to change. What would I have to do To slip into your arms; for me to make sweet love to you. Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor Crawl over broken glass - would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause? Slide my hungry tongue between your parted lips. Run my anxious fingers along your quivering hips. Wrap you in my passion, expose your every need. Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed. Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest, Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip your wrists; look into your eyes, and say the words you long to hear Kiss you roughly, and scream my name, forever hold me dear. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin, my greatest fault, tha
Obama Needs To Go
Because of obama, a terrorist got on a plane in Detroit, and the only reason it didn't blow up is because his bomb malfunctioned. "we need to find out why they don't like us and see if we can reason with them" THEY DON'T LIKE US BECAUSE WE DON'T FOLLOW THEIR RELIGION!!!! GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU RETARDED INBRED-ED FUCK!!!! Maybe we should just follow the Muslim religion, like he obviously wants us to do. I'm so disappointed in my country, and so far they're starting to be. The President's approval rating is the LOWEST it has EVER been in the history of ANY President of the U.S.A. Everyone blames Bush for the economy but the truth is the unemployment rate was decreasing with him in office up until jackass got elected. Ever since then, the unemployment rate has gone way back up, and NO it is NOT Bush's fault it is OBAMA'S fault because it has been one year since he was sworn into office and now things are messed up. You can't blame Bush anymore. Some people may be forgetting that the Presi
Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?""Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? "The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please sendTony Blair in here, would you?"Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brotherand it is not your sister. Who is it?"Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me.""Yes! Very good," says the Queen. Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question."Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
    So I was at my brothers house on Christmas day and was sitting there talking to someone that out of respect, I call “Pop”.   We were talking about life itself.  He looked at me and told me this story.  With it being the end of one year, and almost the start of the next, it’s fitting to write this now.     “My wife and I have been married for 58 years, and in the past seven or eight months, we’ve been closer then ever.  We go to bed at night and hug and kiss each other goodnight, wake up in the morning an hug and kiss.  Neither one of us know if when we go to bed, we’ll wake up in the morning.  When you get to be my age you realize that every day is a gift.  We’re both in our 80s.  Hell, I went out the other day and before I did I made sure that I gave her a hug and a kiss and told her that I love her.  You just don’t know when your time is up.”    I know that may sound pointless but it’s really not.  Every day should be th
Military Thoughts
I was fortunate enough to be in the USARMY for many years and had a lot of fun. I did get to travel to many places and do many things, most people do not get to do. I have lots of special memories for things I have seen and done. However, one of the most lasting thoughts in my mind were for the things we did not have. Our income after 15 years in the Army was just above pverty level, even though I was at a higher rank than most of my peers. On active duty we always had to scrounge the items we needed from others that had gotten in a shipment of things more than they needed, yet many had to do without. I understand the supply system is over worked and has it's problems, but the issue were much deeper than that. Currently our troops need many items and they ask those of us at home to send them if we can. Surely there can be a better system for the things they need than to write home to ask for them. One of the best times, while overseas, was mail call. It was always a pleasure to get m
Help Get The Kids Art Center Up And Influencing Lives
Yo Fubar check it out. Josh a.k.a Tat2artist a.k.a Fubars unofficial favorite tattoo artist is hittin the streets tomorrow and going to every law office in town and finding a lawyer to set up the 501c3 for free to help out the kids and teens in the community I live in. We are gonna get this building for these youths up and running. If you wanna help we are gonna take any donations you want to give send pens paint paintbrushes anything cd players we got noting so far. I dont expect people to hand out no money cuz i know its hard out there for everyone but if you got it like that and you got a heart for givin some kids a place to kick it where instead of trickin off their time doin stupid stuff (you all know what i mean) and a safe place from the negative influences of the world hit me up through my inbox and ill send ya my email address. Look forward to talking with you all if you got some ideas shoot them at me. one love respect and peace Josh
Live,laugh N Love
Two whispered soulsFrom across the roomWho have thoughtsof despair and gloom.But for just a moment They're lost in timeAnd spirits liftWhen smiles collide.Suddenly, they feelthat all's not lostKindred souls togetherA simple gesture's brought.A gentle lift of sunshineupon lips that cannot hideThe act of human kindnessWhen smiles collide.
The New Year To Come
As the year 2009 is  in it's lasting days and moments,the New Year awaits us and with all of our heart's desires , we all are hoping for a great new year. so here is to ya..... Happy New Years..May it bring all u desrie and may all ur dreams come true, Wishing you all, Love Peace and Prosperity in the Year to come... xoxoxoxoxo Dorie
Kelleys Blogs
IM SO SICK OF BEING SINGLE... is there any decent guys out there?? Seriously... i must be attracted to fucking assholes. lol i just want to have a cuddle buddy and be loved i hate this single shit.. Blah.. And I dont want any wierdos either... or any guy over 25.. lol 1)who are you?2)are we friends?3)when and how did we meet?4)how have i affected you?5)what do you think of me?6)what is the fondest memory you have of me?7)how long do you think we will be friends or enemies?8)do you love me?9)have i ever hurt you?10)would you hug me?11)would you kiss me?12)are we close?13)emotionally, what stands out?14)do you wish i was cooler?15)on a scale of 1-10 how nice am i?16)give me a nickname and explain why you picked it17)am i loveable?18)how long have you known me?19)describe me in one word20)what was your first impression?21)do you still think that way about me?22)what do you think my weakness is?23)do you think i'll get married?24)what about me makes you happy?25)what abo
-as my eys start to close the light starts to fade away. -as my breathing slowers the sweet scent of your skin fads away. as my mind starts to stop working my momories of you are no longer around. -as my heart stops beating you begin to cry knowing that you never said goodbye. -as my spirit leaves my body it never leaves this world to protect you. -as you begin to cry I'll be the one holding your head up high and the voice in the back of your head telling you that everything will be ok. -as you start to break down I'll be the one to put you back together from the inside. -as you start to fall I'll be the one stoping you befor you hit the ground. -as you find yourself in a dark place all alone with strangers I'll be the making you fell safe. -as you start to remember all the great times he had its not to make you feel sad and cry its me telling you that im still around and i havent forgotten about you. -as you see your loved one talking to him self when he'
T me marrige is a bond that two people have taken the promise between them.If one should cross that line than that bond has been broken and may never be repaired.If the love is as strong as is looks than good luck at putting it back together.Just be strong and your love will only get stronger. what is a lie a lie is when you don't tell someone the truth like if you are married you are engaged or that u are single just don't say your single when your profile says your marreid but some people don't even care if that person is or not married in a relationship or not just as long as they get what they want even if it means splitting up a couple who is really married do you even care about that or is it yourself that matters   I feel trapped in a world were my family does't know that I'am there.Why does family push other family members away just because they get married.And female women on this site why do they always want to cause problems by showing there bodies in full nude sh
I come to you in your dreams in the pale moonlight, a shadow creeping over goosebumped inner thighs, crushed velvet curtains pulled aside to reveal lurid glimpses of carnality, where we may rendezvous in secret. We are alone my darling...Gaze deeply into the sultry abyss of my eyes..slip into the dream world of the undead. Succumb to searing carnal fever and rampant delusional desire. Fall deeper, surrender to your wanton impulses. Cast off all restraint. Sink downward, inward, to the heart of your darkest, most sinful passions. Let the fire burn. I am a stunning beauty, no? A masterpiece. An enchanting maiden of the dark, Queen of the night. The one you hunger for. Come to me my pet, Let us quench our torrid thirst for lust.
The Disease No One Is Talking About
Hello Fellow Directors, Officers, Volunteers for Debbullan. I received the below compliment today and immediately thought of each of you. This compliment belongs to all of us that have worked hard to raise attention to Hepatitis C over the past 7 years. Without your help, guidance and selfless efforts I would only be this tiny voice with little impact. Through Debbullan Inc. we have made great impact for the HCV community. When we started there were a handful of organizations in the US with little impact. Little information on the web (much of it incorrect), barely if no, world supported effort  trying to work to speak as one. After 2007, and our 4th awareness event, Everything is Possible 2007, where we placed awareness of HCV in front of over 20,000 people in 13 countries, the cause of awareness took off. I saw a shift beginning back then. Today there is a monument of information about HCV on the web, (and now in the media as well), many organizations vying for attention
Hey just letting people know  if you want contact information (email, IM, etc.)  just send me a message and go from there. If any questions just ask Thanks Im new and was wondering what pictures to post? Any suggestions on what you all would like to see will be appreciated. I will do my best to post what yo all want. Thank you
Godly Truth
we need love like any other creature in this world as we know it always people will  be close to there parents and aunts and uncles cousins and brothers eeryone needs love sme cant find it in these days socity please if this sounds like you speak your mind
True Story
True story written by my brother in law Alex.  Pretty hot.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
I got to say one thing... Well more than one thing..but it all gos together. I am so freakin tired of people bitchin when I don't have time to talk to them..of people saying I am snobbin them..etc. 1:  I do not live on here I can not ignore you if I am only on here a few minutes lately. If you got a problem with me..tell me .. not go telling someone else about it. I ainm tired people thinking that they bought ya a bling..or gift in the past..that you owe them. I have blinged back also..and done stuff to help my friends. If you think I owe you..then just delete me because I do not need friends like that. I never asked you to buy me stuff..that is your choice. I am sorry again..if you feel I ignore you. It is the holidays ..and time to spend with family.  I will not be on here much. I will also not be on much next month due to my surgery. So.. anyways.. anyone got a problem with me.. you can bad mouth me here or in a box.. but don't be a backstabber. If you think I owe you.. jus
What I Believe
  1. Life  means suffering To live means to suffer, because the human nature is not perfect and neither is the world we live in. During our lifetime, we inevitably have to endure physical suffering such as pain, sickness, injury, tiredness, old age, and eventually death; and we have to endure psychological suffering like sadness, fear, frustration, disappointment, and depression. Although there are different degrees of suffering and there are also positive experiences in life that we perceive as the opposite of suffering, such as ease, comfort and happiness, life in its totality is imperfect and incomplete, because our world is subject to impermanence. This means we are never able to keep permanently what we strive for, and just as happy moments pass by, we ourselves and our loved ones will pass away one day, too. 2. The origin on suffering is attachment The origin of suffering is attachment to transient things and the ignorance thereof. Transient
Shes A Man Eater
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Family And Friends - Fubar Style
I am going into a curious period in my life. I am relocating it appears over the next few weeks to the North Texas (well I consider it North) area in or around Dallas. This is an economic mood, precipitated by the economy or lack of it.  As such there is a need to make a few changed in Fu, a couple for the short term.  Some may have noticed a couple of changed, people always seem to notice more than I would have suspected. First change is more a Fu requirement. I am dropping my ViP at least until I get settled in my new digs. Here are a couple of changes, most won't care...most haven't noticed.  1) Family Members - I expanded my family to 45. I added 3 yesterday. I removed all family members from Top Friends, this gives me 70 people that I can and will rate with 11's everyday. I will only have 100 for now to work with, so I won't have a lot left to do too much more.  Having fewer 11's is a bit of a motivator to make sure that I do not waste time NOT being rated or even noticed by F
Straight Answers
I wake up this mornin hoping for an answer like I always do,but I see my heart on the floor in nothing but crushed dust.My mind goes blank,and my soul empty.I was a fool to see you as something more than you gave yourself credit for,but I was wrong.You give claims of love,yet it was not there.You put that blindfold over my eyes when i thought I was seeing clearly,and you led me away from the truth.   My mind and soul cry,Cry for what was taken from them.Mind and soul embrase to stay together,For they, together,try to keep heart from disappearing into the wind forever..........Goodbye. You know when you meet someone, your natural instinct is to be honest and straight forward. Well for some. Me I have a tendency to trust too easily, as a good friend of mine told me recently. I guess that's part of my character. I've always had this thing to get EVERYONE to like me, in fear of rejection. But what i didn't realize is that me acting that way has caused me to be rejected continuously thr
Thoughts On Life
  i used to be searching for a permanent place. someone to stand by and take care of. i found it and it was wonderful for a very long time. but as the saying goes... people change! i didnt... but i have to now i see. i always loved making children smile. thats why i knew i had to have some of my own. i just didnt think about the heartbreak it would cause me to lose them. they say life isnt fair and i know how true that is. i love them more than anything in the world! its so troubling to know that someone will take my place and raise them as they want. the most i will miss is being able to be there for them at any moment they need me. i will always love her for giving me those little angels... but i know i just cant trust her anymore. the saddest thing is she never trusted me... why? im not really sure. most tell me she probably had a guilty conscience and was justifying herself by accusing me all the time. maybe... i dont care anymore!    im gonna find where i belong one day and then
How Come?
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ghhh stiupid jealous haters!! They hate on me because they got nothing to do LOL I'm bored of one site, and I'm about to delete off there, posted a goodbye thread.MizzClaudia: well, I think I'm out of here, this site is really boring, I prefer facebook and fubar over this site. Plus I don't need negative people in my life especially if I want to loose some weight right now and I'm on the right track so, have a good one everybody and yes I am being serious, I'm not coming back anytime soon, perhaps later down the months! For my friends, you have my contacts, Best Wishes everybody!!!then haters come right in:why make a thread? just fucking leaveleft by ___BiLL___ 23 minutes agoI know people that care..left by MizzClaudia 9 minutes ago deleteif I fuCking feel like it I will create a thread but thanks!left by MizzClaudia 20 minutes ago delete So That Bill guy got mad at me because I shoved his faggot ass on ignore, I didnt need him to be negative on me in my thread. So he then createes a t
Why Do Some Knock On Your Arm
why would some one knock on your arm
The Forest Woods
The Forest Woods    I walk each they invite me deeper and deeper into the haze of the forest woods.......   There is not a sound but my footsteps crunching the leaves and broken branches under my feet.....and the little forest creatures scurrying around as I approach their domain.  I pause for a second to just listen....and I hear the wind gently calling me..........   "Come" whispers....enticing me on.....further into the enclave.   There is a distinct smell......but I cannot place is unique to this place. the woods themselves....calls for me to continue..........   As if whatever it is I am alive in it's being, and tantalizes ALL my senses to conjoin with it......  become a part of it's it wishes to with me.   I am at peace.....yet highly awaken to every fiber of my being.
My Poetry
Alcohol Sedated and Numb I fade from his mind You give him what he wants His emotions go blind I am stripped of him I lose him everytime I long to be his angel But I see he isn't mine I was robbed at birth And again later in life You stole my father I gave up being a wife Constantly first and better I resign myself to alone You have ripped my life apart Left your sins to atone So I lock up my heart Let my love fade Sedated and numb by sadness My emotions drift away I concede him to you You win yet again I am never first And I will never win Melissa Lay May 12,2009 I want to touch your body Feel your nakedness Wrap my legs around you Cover you with my kiss   I want to feel you close Your skin pressed to mine Run your hands down me Slide a finger inside   I am wet with desire Trembling from your touch Pulling you against me Needing you so much   Send me to my knees I'll swallow you with my lips Bring you to the edge Runnin
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∞Mrs. Durham♥∞ {RL Wifey to David} Greeter@BBW Fallen Angels said:OMFG seriously you still don't understand? Okay, let me explain it from step one SINCE YOU CANT READ.. now.. my mother buys they're presents from us to them, that means.. "from mom, stepdad, daughter, and son" & goes out of her way to make sure EVERYONE including the old, young, inbetween.. and no-show people HAVE SOMETHING... I WASNT ABLE TO MAKE IT b/c i recently moved to Florida WITH MY HUSBAND for his job, something a little more important. MY MOTHER & STEPFATHER are upset b/c they didn't even bother to tell them to tell me Merry Christmas or give me a card or ANYTHING.. they just think it's unfair.. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? & i never said YOU CALLED ME WHINY.. what I said was its a free country and people are allowed to whine about whatever they please.. if you don't like it.. FUCK OFF. [image] MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS OVER & OVER UNTIL IT GETS TO YOUR BRAIN since it seems to be slow.The Best Bad Kit
They Got Me!! Family Christmas 2009
Take 5 Mins.
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here.   Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported.
Show Them Some Love
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here. Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported.
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merry christmas to everybody....
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Shine By Sevendust This is the last time I will talk to you I feel like I'm in a blocked state of mind Am I getting through I'm on a free fall So hard Hard for me to shine Been so long If you look real closely You can see right through The pain I created I'm putting us through I'm on a free fall So hard Hard for me to shine Been so long To find Try and find myself Hardest thing I've ever done To find Try and find myself I'm on a free fall on a free fall Characteristics of a Virgo Woman A charming Virgo woman is perfectionist and realistic in nature. The main characteristics of Virgo woman are honesty, perfection, sincerity and dependability. Read on to know more about it. Virgo, the sixth sign of the zodiac, is also considered as the sign of critic or craftsman. Practical, modest, loving, helpful, active and fussy Virgo people are born between August 23-September 22. Its zodiac symbol is represented by a woman. Its ruling planet is mercury and Wednesday is its lucky day. T
  I puked in my mouth a little.   Now I'd like to receive some kind of damages to my optic nerves due to this.   I'd also like to be hit in the head with a bat so I won't ever have to think of this again.   /End Rant Ok, so this was in my shoutbox this morning when I got up sugardaddy: SWEET LIPS I BET THEY WORK ORAL MAJIC I would like to say that this is NOT even remotely how to get my attention. First of all, I DO NOT SUCK DICK. Sorry guys, it's true. Second of all, this may be a meat market, but I'd turn lesbian before I'd fuck or even come close to considering fucking 99.999% of the men here. (Again, I know, truth hurts.) Third, are you fucking kidding me? Has the art of masterful conversation been completely lost in this day and age? Have some pride in yourself. Do you honestly want some skank who will down any dick that comes along? Sure, it's ok in the short game, but for the end run, you need more than that. Finally, who the fuck can't spell magic? Guy
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Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house, the creatures were stirring yes, even the mouse. We tried melatonin and gave a hot bath but the holiday jitters they always distract. The children were finally all nestled in bed when nightmares of terror ran through my OWN head. Did I get the right gift...the right color and style?  Would there be a tantrum or even, maybe, a smile?  our relatives come but they don't understand the pleasure he gets just from flapping his hands. "he needs discipline," they say "just a well-needed smack, You must learn to parent" and on goes the attack.  We smile and nod because we know deep inside, the argument is moot let them all take a side.  We know what it's like to live with the spectrum.  The struggles and triumphs, achievements, regressions.  But what they don't know and what they don't see, is the joy that we feel over simplicity.  he said "hello" he ate something green!  he told his first lie!  He did not cause a scene!  He peed on the
Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for anenvironmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for thecalendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of c
You know i have tried men my whole life and been with a few beautiful women of all my women treated me as a queen abd my men always beat me.... so heres to all the sexy women love you all and love the games you DONT play  
 stunning mobile phone conversation overheard on sky train , so feisty! Morning, on board sky train Siam Center station, quite crowded, rush hour, but not unbearably jammed. A girl with long straight hair stood next to me. [She had] a bob with bangs that were slightly slanted. [She was] dressed stylishly, a bit sexy but also a bit cute. How do I put it? Black, ordinary black t-shirt, but with a large collar, inconspicuous in the front but a large portion of her back was exposed. Tan, smooth skin, jean shorts, tan legs, a pair of white sneakers, long black socks that comes up to the knees like a school girl. She didn’t have a bag, just one hand hooked onto her belt, the other holding onto a pole. Yes, yes, you all want to ask me why I observed her so closely. Her phone conversation later made me feel that she is just too interesting. Extremely interesting. I’m a girl and I feel that she has personality, what she said was extremely feisty At first, I didn’t notice he
ow Ol' Dougy Stole Christmas....Almost.T'was the week before Christmas, and all across the nation.Arrow truckers were stranded, they couldn't get home for vacation.They wondered and waited for help to arrive.The Company Chief said its up to themselves to survive.The company lawyer said it was up to them to be handled.After all, Ol' Dougy stole our money and gambled.While in Bentleys and Maseratis Ol' Dougy did drive.Arrows truckers were left stranded, some barely alive.While in private jets, around the country the Pielstickers they flew.All of Arrow's employees were about to be screwed.Three days before Christmas they were out of a job.All the while Ol' Dougy hid from the angry mob.Ol' Dougy he laughed with glee and with cheer.He thought he had made off with Christmas this year.But then something happened that he would never believe.The spirit of America gave the drivers a Christmas reprieve.From around this great nation came calls and came texts.People from all over asked "How can we
Boondock Saints
The Family Prayer "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."   Il Duce's Prayers "And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."
Xmas From Alaska
XMAs from alaska     its snow, its cold its christmas moring the trees glisten the children listen as santa goes     the family gathers. the pies cool and all is well   then from no were they start to sing and all is perfect in alaska towns
Play Time
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G-d has been called a few names over time, but none of them are actually His/Her name since no one knows it. The first was YHWH then Adoni, then Eloheim and now, simply G-d. When Moses asked G-d what he should tell the people about the name, G-d responded with "I AM That I AM." So Moses said I will tell the people that "I AM" is the Lord. In fact you can actually trace historical references to time periods by the name that was used in the reference.  So, since we don't know G-d's name, we dont know what He/She looks like, we really only know what G-d told us, we use names to represent G-d. That leads biblical scholars to feel that the word god is therefore a representation of G-d and in itself holy. Hence, it is considered proper not to write the whole name out since it is a holy word (even though its not the real name.)  I have a Lutheran pastor friend that does the same thing, but my own Rabbi doesn't. He writes it out as God. I just wasn't raised to spell it out so I dont.
So I work in a cancer hospital and well anyone who works in one knows it can take up a lot of your life and you can become close to the folks you work with much like a combat unit, So this post is for a fallen comrade, a plucky ole gal, who not only worked in this cancer hospital but battled it quietly for years, until losing the battle one of the nurses I work with without a second thought said Marcy your comin home with me, lol not only did she take her home but they  actually went on her dream cruise to the Bahamas together, and tonight Christmas eve at approximately 4 pm Mary Brown Marcie my friend and coworker and the dear friend of My dear friend Wendy, lost her fight with cancer but as my status says not before she gave each of us that knew her the chance to see and use the depths of our humanity and for that we owe her a debt of thanks Sitting this desk, letting my mind wander to so many wrong roads taken to all the time and love and energy wasted, to what lies ahead, to the ni
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The Holy Fool "There's a sucker born every minute"Few things are more embarrassing to witness than a flagrant display of belief in theridiculous, especially when it occurs in people that are clearly smart enough to knowbetter - if they would just try. Religious people are not all fools, although the vastmajority excel at foolish thought and behavior, they just suffer from a weakness thatpredisposes them to slavishly adopt the facile beliefs surrounding them, especially whenit comes with the imprimatur of authority. People that always want to do what is 'right'don't ask questions and will follow the rules regardless of the logic, or lack of it,underlying those rules.Think of the most idiotic, asinine, foolish rituals and practices imaginable and somereligion or cult somewhere has turned it into a sacred tenet of their belief system. Thelist of examples is nearly endless but a few are listed below. And remember that thesereligions and cults maintain that they alone are the one true fait
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas! I'm tired of the phony family bullshit. Fuck the kids! I'm tired of  the snotty ungrateful kids! Fuck all the gift giving! Spending money on bullshit gifts! I'm going out tonite with a friend and celebrate Christmas my own way!! Crack open a bottle and spend time with a good friend!!
When time comes to read these words that I have written for you with an open heart and know my words are true. To my first Grand-daughter Emerald my blooming flower shall my heart enrich you to your ending days for I walk beside you always. I wish you to take the time to smell the roses, And collect a pocket full of poseys. Take time to watch the wings of a dragonfly, And go see that a willow really does cry. Go run barefoot through a field of flowers, Know yourself well;know your internal powers. Watch the flames of a high blazing fire, To see the dragons full desires. Never blow a flame to put it out, Should smother without a doubt. Make a wish on a first seen star, May your thoughts be true and up to par. Sing a song out loud for all to hear, You'll always have a listening ear... Take a ride bareback on a Unicorn on its way to a hidden place, Learn the true meaning behind a butterfly..look close for you may see a face. Hold close the true meaning on unconditional love, Fo
Christmas 2009
We are home in NC and miss Jesse .. His mom is stopping him from coming to be with us this christmas break but that will soon be settled with our lawyer eating hers... shes such a huge cunt assed bitch... anywho... We miss him so ... Matt and Becca and Daniel are ready ... Becca still believes in Santa which is great to me.  Howard and I know that next year Jesse will be living with us perm and that we will not be maxed out ....but just having this family makes this time even more special.  Howard has no idea how much i love him ... loll thats funny to me... we hope all of you have a great holiday and safe too... spend it with your family or friends and just be thankful-- i know i am ....ohhhhhhh and my father LIKES i mean REALLY LIKES Howard .... i know riggghhhttt!!!! Merry Christmas to all of you.
Trip To Az From Nc
What shovel? Current mood:  amused [Hispanic Disclaimer]On the way from NC to Arizona, we were all pretty damn tired, we were driving with one eye open the other fully asleep.....We made it  in less then two days ,there were alot of funny times on that trip ( as Joy says-Memory making times)...One funny episode was involving Daniel when we were driving through New Mexico at around oh I would say....1AM.....While I was driving and I do mean driving "Half Crocked" as in one eye open...I better clear that up or Im going to have to post another damn "Disclaimer"...Oh yes back to where I was.....While driving behind Daniels car, because thats how we drove...switching back and forth to try and stay awake...needless to doesn't work...But anyways...I was driving behind Daniel in the wee hours of the morning, pitch black outside with an awesome heat electrical storm ...was so awesome...made me feel so small...I was watching his lil red hot rod for ohhh about 1700 miles
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Blizzard 2009
Once upon a time there were two cars ... filled with 5 people respectivlyand one small dog. driving across the country was eventful this time in a way that was totally different from the trip out West.  We made good time and with Daniel sick and driving his car without heat cause his thermostat wasnt opening up or some such mechanical dealy....we ate and stopped and slept taking our time and still made it in 4 days however for some ungodly reason we decided after stopping in chattanooga to head north up to asheville on 40 and not head thru atlanta and up that way which would have been shorter and less traumatic... do you think we would do it the easy way ..? noooooooooooooooo not us....As Howard says ... that would be against the rules....loll Howard had never seen snow fall before or felt it on his face.. closest he had come to it was on the ground up in Big Bear in Cali. He said he was excited and as we drove over the mountains-- and were deverted onto a interstate that was pretty s
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THIS BLOG WAS WRITTEN IN THE KIDS WISH NETWORK SITE..I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK THE KIDS WISH NETWORK FOR THEIR HUGE DONATION AND HELPING US (AMERICAN'S ENDING HOMELESSNESS, INC) HELP SO MANY! I have been with Kids Wish  Network for almost two years now and have had the opportunity to experience so many different things. I feel so blessed to be part of something that not only gives back but brings hope and happiness for so many different children that walk so many different paths in life. For example, last year before the Holidays, we decided that we really needed to help children right out our back door. They economy has been so relentless and has caused many charities to be stretched beyond their limits. After working with many charities that serve the homeless and underprivileged children I started to become more and more aware of how bad things really are out there for these families and their children.   Two weeks ago, a charity called American Ending Homelessness stopped by af
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She wonders is she in my dreams,In my thoughts in the day.Will she ever relieze shes all,Shes all in everyway. She could be the beat of my heart,If she ever wanted to.Everytime I'd see that smile,My heart would run to you. For now on your shelf,Watching you go by.Everyday without you,My heart slowly dies. Without her smile,Some beauty hides.I know its there hidden,And longs to come outside. Does she realize about her,The main reason for her,why I care.I can't see all of her beauty,If it doesn't touch the air. Without it,she is still a dream,Well beyond my grasp.But her smile,Sweet beautiful smile,Breath,It will go with me to my last. Her stare never soften,As I looked into her eyes.The times they'd seen before,To her I would spin no lies. Her beauty and grace so impressive,Like a queen deserving of a crown.I would offer her myself,With my knee to the ground. To capture her attentionI could find no thing more rare.As I kneel,humbled by her beauty,And hypnotized by her stare.
Sometimes you think you know someone, and you see the side of them they show to people that they for some reason they hide from you. I just joined here, and just started using all the net stuff that my sister has been using for decades. As far back as i can remember she has had some sort of book or eletronic device in hand. But to day I saw what I guess most do, but I have always over looked. She is talented, and more pretty than I ever gave her credit for being. I feel sad in a way having over looked her in so many ways. But we are still here so maybe in time I can let her know the beauty I saw today viewing her and her world from where she spends so much of her time. I love you Tame'ra !!! I hope you know at least that !!!
A Journey To Darkness
Hanging by the rope of death,With eyes so vein, and no breath.My mind is thinking what is wrongAs My spirit sings deaths song.Before my death, a note i did write.With somber words, on paper white."Dear my love, I promise you,To always be there, and be true.""The one I gave my heart away.I remember it like it was yesterday.I was walking down your street one nightAnd as I passed, I over heard a fight.""You stormed right out, with eyes of red,Thats when You turned to me and said,'You wanna get out of this stupid town?'You said, 'I'm sick of being the clown!'""I took you to my humble abode,And to my surprise, later it snowed.We drank hot cocoa till we passed out,Thats when I saw our love did sprout.""I leave this world, to leave the pain,To leave the work, and from going insane.To leave the love I had for you;To leave the dog and the children too.Goodbye cruel world, and the love within.I leave all love, with vice and sin.I leave this world to go up above.I leave the world, goodbye." Signe
What Pisses Me Off
Recap On A Secret Gift
Kickin' Shit
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' exclaimed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.' Sometimes I wish some people couldn't see that I am even on this site....
I Am With You!!!!
I give you this one thought to keep--- I am with you still--- I do not sleep, I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain, When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swiftk uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight.
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Christmas Again
Well here we are again, Christmas. A time we are to be happy. Well let me say I am happy so happy u can not believe. I haven't enjoyd the hollidays since '97. Thats when I lost my mom & dad. Even when I was married I didn't care for them. It's now 2009 and a lil angel came into my life. April Marie is her name. She change my life, make me enjoy life again. She fills the empty feeling I've had for so many years. I might not have much, but I do have the greatest gift to give, my Heart & April has that. I just ask one thing, April please hold it close never let go, it can't take another break. I love you. MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY
Christmas Spirit
So I have made to attempt to hide my dislike for the Christmas season, hell I STILL haven't even put up a Christmas tree even though my 9 year old won't shut up about it. Well, I broke down and wrapped a few Christmas presents for tomorrow night which include my 4 nieces.  Now 3 of my nieces I adore and can stand to be around without wanting to strangle or duct tape and throw in a closet. My fourth niece however is a HUGE brat who gets anything she wants, gets by with everything and never does anything even remotely wrong in the eyes of her mother, father and grandparents. Last Sunday she was visiting her grandmother (my mother-in-law) and she was in full on brat mode. She was starting fights with my daughters, jerking things from their hands and back talking me and her uncle. I told her fine, I would just give her present to her sister. She said "You will not" and kicked me in my shin.  So today I wrapped the little shit's present and had a wonderful idea for a little payback. (Yea
Yanno ive always been a down to earth kinda girl, never shallow, always honest and perky, played hard but safe, and always tried to see whats the real person under those eyes. Spent most of my life sad but with some happy. Ive always done the right thing because thats how its suppose to be. Ive never used someone just for my benefit. And ive never cheated on someone. Seems ive always done the "right thing". But it gets me down that i look around and everyone else (almost) has more or has achieved what they have for playing hard and dirty. Always finding an easy way out or the easy way to obtain anything. It makes me feel stupid to work sooo hard for something i could easily get with a smile or a flirt, just by give a "lil" of my time to someone. i dnt know am i rambling? or does this make sooo much sense? or am i just taking pity on myself? seems its soo much easier to do what everyones doing and just follow the flow. But im getting tired of doing the "right thing". sometimes i just wa
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Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the house I was making my plans to look more like my spouse I carefully laid out my very best clothes My bra and my panties, my slip and my hose My stockings weren't hung by the chimney tonite They were on me instead, feeling sensually tight My dress was of velvet, a burgundy red And on my long nails a new polish was spread With makeup and jewelry, high heels on my feet I was looking so sexy, and feeling so sweet When out in the yard there arose such a noise That I sprang from my bedroom, forgetting my poise The moon on the snow with it's brilliant white glitter Reminds me of lace, to set my heart a-twitter When what to my long-lashed eyes should appear But a person in red with a sleigh and reindeer But I couldn't tell, was it a 'he' or a 'she' The one with the pack was dressed somewhat like me There in the sleigh was this 'cutsey' old flirt With a white wig and makeup, a red blouse and skirt The reindeer were sparkling, with rhinesto
Anatomy Lesson
Time for yet another lesson. I know I said I was going to talk about my days as a wing man for the guys I hang out with, but this became important.   The gang got together for a few drinks which ended up in discussions concerning sexual exploits. My buddy Brian had a bit and started bragging to one of the girls about how good he was. He told everyone that he was so good that he had his current girl on all fours on the floor and was banging her so hard she lost bodily functions and chitted on the floor. Everyone burst into laughter……everyone but me and my best friend…we looked at each other and grinned. (Hopefully you caught his error as well)   I sat and looked at him and then asked him, “Brian, are you into scat?’ He looked at me and said “Yes” and proceeded to do his best Ella Fitzgerald impersonation. Ok now we laughed. I then rephrased the question, “Brian, how long before you wiped the chit off you?” He stared and then s
A Man who displays sensitivity Will be a Master who is sensitive to you A Man who displays humility will be a Master who will show you respect A Man who is not afraid to cry will be a Master who understands your tears A Man who is quiet will be a Master who will hear your quietest whisper A Man who knows fear will be a Master who will not leave you to face yours alone A Man who will listen to a child will be a Master who will always work to understand your words A Man who can stand alone will be a Master who will not crush you under His weight A Man who controls Himself with ease will be a Master with the ability to control you in the same way A Man who does not have to prove His point will be a Master with many worthwhile points to share A Man who never makes demands will be a Master who treasures anything you give A Man who doesn't run after you will be a Master you will never need to run away from A Man who is calm will be a Master who can weather your storm
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Its All About Me ;)
I picked up the phone and called Shezz. 'Hey, you got a guy for me yet?' 'Yeah, Sasha. Farrell. He'll meet you at Galleyway Hotel tonight at 8' 'WHAT! That's in like, 40 minutes. OMG. Shezz, u could've called earlier' 'Well, I only got the request like, 30 minutes ago. Anyways, get ready and go' 'OK, guess Ima have to right?' 'Right ! Now go !!!' I hung up and got ready. Best clothes. Primark. Well, I've only JUST become a prostitute! Gawd. But that outfit was hot!!! OMG. Bare Midriff tank top, Hot pants and 7 inch heels. WOWZA :D I stumbled out the door and hailed a London cab. The guy stared at me through his mirror the whole ride. When II got out, he declined my money. So I kissed him. He fainted. Oh well. I was 20 minutes early. I had brought my coat with me. Galleyway doesn't accept prozzies. So I put it on and got a room. I said to the receptionist. 'Can I have a room with CCTV please' 'We haven't got any ma'am' 'Look, don't give me that SHIT!. I know you got some' 'OK, ok. Here
Meanie Pants For Friends!!!
Nothing I ever do for you people is good enough... I HATE YOU ALL!   HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUGH.... I will eat my pancakes as i wish mister!!! I heart you cause your my bff with a penis. Listen Witchie I will sleep where i choose in our spooning... YOU CANT TAKE WHAT YOU WANT!!! also its not nice to hoe out a pregnant lady then make her buy you a cheese steak. Witty i love you but im not funny today so i didn't comment but i do heart you and nice hair. Theonlygallo you will have multiple children if you don't be nice to me.. and im talking double digits fucker.... For those i haven't mentioned you have not pissed me off "YET" today and i love you *PUKES ON EEL* Wicked and her FETUS!
Remembering The Lives Lost In 2009.
  Pats better watch outBrady better not cryRandy better not poutI'm tellin you whyIndy's got the Superbowl, Locked down... See MoreFreeney's sackin the bestAnd hittin them twiceGettin a second ring is gonna be niceIndy's got the Superbowl, Locked downPeyton'll catch you when you're wheezinHe knows when you're a flakeHe knows who's coverage is bad or goodHe's the best for goodness sakeO! Pats better watch outBrady better not cryRandy stop poutinI'm tellin you whyIndy's got the Superbowl, Locked downIndy's got the Superbowl, Locked down
Fu-mafia For Homos?????
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit,They passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down."Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy
Last night I decided that my new years' resolution was to get out from behind my computer and live life to the fullest.  I am kinda an internet junkie and fu is one of those things I must admit I have become addicted  I have met some really great people on here and built some great friendships but sadly have neglected the friends I have around me.  It is time to be adult and face the life I have.  I am going back to school in January and finishing my degree so I won't have alot of time for social sites...not to mention all the drama that comes along with it.  For those I have befriended, you know how to get ahold of me :)  I wish you all happiness and joy and hope you find what you are looking for out there.  Watch out for the crazies I know they are in abundance.  I was lucky though to find some of the greatest guys out there :)  Love to all and happy flirting!
Late Night Thoughts.
I sit here watching ATHF and I continue my thoughts about life and death and how no matter who you think you are, you will always be remembered by what people thought of you and wether they loved or hated you.You struggle to achieve a lifestyle of comfort and status, but in the end what has all that got you? I family who's only goals are for them selves and for their status. We as a people need to recognize the bull shit that we place in material possessions , and need to value our fellow man and that each is an individual who should be able to have their own opinion. Why do we judge others by how they look and are they the same as ourselves, and measure them by how they treat others and just enjoy the time we have with each other. Life is short and the time we share is valuable. Enjoy the friends we have and the relationships we make, do not take for granted the potential each man has to improve the life of others for we are our brothers keeper. 50 years from now younger generations w
Welcome To My Break Down...
please help us out and join us at the lounge. . look for friends_and_family under the lounge tab. if you like to become staff be sure to email me or just wanna join. .head into the lounge and click subsribe please help us out and join us at the lounge. . look for friends_and_family under the lounge tab. if you like to become staff be sure to email me or just wanna join. .head into the lounge and click subsribe. . welcome everyone who is part of is welcome to join the lounge! In the site of loving myself I begin to love you. . wanting to know what else I could do, The rest of life the peace in mind still trying to see that I can you can love me as I love you. Days can go life slows down. thing is do we really know what can make us happy? What we can do about the hate in our lives? Or even maybe the mess we give ourselves. . No matter what I know you'd be there and I can be there aswell. . Got one thing to ask. . how do you know that this life is what you want? How can you t
So I never do this...But times are tight, money is short, and I'm screwed three ways to sunday.  I have some tickets...that I've been trying to pay since Feb...that just can't get caught up on.  My income is about to drop even more than it already has, and all my other routes aren't you think you can drop a buck or two...please feel free...if not, no biggie you guys already do a ton already.  If you know a lot about my personal life, you know why it's hard for me to save any money, and that just got nipped in the bud click it, don't, whatever..just have a happy holiday and value your families while you have them, it's what keeps us going every day. * I deleted the link...the best way to do it is to go to paypal, and send it as a personal gift or something like that... if you want to do it, my email is  thanks again *   *UPDATE* i had court on the 28th, and they gave me some more time (late Jan) to get everything cleared up..
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying  the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the  whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big  gift certificate envelope.  At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported  cigars.  The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.  At each of the houses along his route, he was met with  congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.  At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful  young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently  led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up  the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison.  Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and  f
These Words I Write Keep Me From Total Madness...
Minus the Bear - White Mystery     Left her at home in the cold London night. She had nothing on. (not a stich) Nothing on (not a stich on) And she stays that way (till I get back) With all regrets and (till I get back) Another bottle of Good times Her body’s under the covers And there’s nothing wrong with a single inch In the same position Laying on her back waiting for a kiss A kiss that she gets, long and slow Starts at her toes,and then it goes And goes, and goes, and goes And goes, and goes, and goes And moves slow And when get to her lips I still have skin to expose Her body’s under the covers And there’s nothing wrong with a single inch And then we change positon She’s got me on my back Losing common sense, They are bright lights x4 You can’t hear the music But we’re playing the same tune Each beat every note played perfectly by you They are bright lights   --- HOT. The beat is great as well. Hmm. ;) So I am quite exhausted,
Tis The Year
So, life changes....for the good….. for the bad...time always seems to betray us.  We always cherish some things and forget others.  We don't know what we have until it is gone and when it's gone, it's unforgettable.  I am writing this blog on the brink of Christmas.  Tis the season to buy shtuff and give presents.  There is problems with this time of the year though.  It is always a reminder of what we lost., wanting family and friends back in our life that we lost.  I have lost a great deal of people so I feel the burden but at the same time I still have my mom, dad, and sister in my life so I can not feel what others do but I see why this season is so much of a downer.  So, why not have a happy cheerful blog like usual?  I say this a lot in my life - "You can not know what is good in this world without knowing what is bad."  Just enjoy life as much as you can.  Enjoy the remaining family and friends you have and don't forget bout them.  Life is rough and busy but those people
Cajun Christmas
I'm Looking For People To Actually Hang Out With And Talk
Girlfriend Application
Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Phone Number:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do you like the beach?5. If so...would you go with me late at night?6. Do you like movies?7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?9. If not what would we be doing?10. Do you play an instrument?11. If so...what?12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?14. Favorite body part on a guy?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?16. What do people think about you?17. Would you give me kisses just because?What Would You do if...I said I liked you:I kissed you:I wanted to have sex with you:I touched your ass:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got in a fight and you were there:I got dumped:I pissed you off:What
Through The Years – Kenny Rogers Music Code
Miss America
Real Miss America...   This 19 year old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (i.e., she shot him). It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a  US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers. The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her: (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!) And the last thing that came out of his mouth ... was his ass!
Love With In The Night
It was a dark cold rainy night, the wind was loudand the lightening bright, rain was comeing down hardand the fog made it hard to see 40ft infront of you...  alice who was a brown hair, 5'6, green eyes, had 38 Bbreast size with milky soft skin that makes a man want to touch and curesse every part....  She walks over to the fire place and lays infront of it, with a see through nighty and a thong that isblack but also see through, and a matching bra to go with it..  her hair so soft, it falls to the floor gently as she lays her head down, stairing into thefire that keeps her worm and comfy. the light thatcomes from the fire moves across her body fillingin all those curves of hers, makeing her more beautifulto the eye, and more tempting...   Her eyes are getting heavy now, when lightening makesa silowet of a man standing at her window, she jumps,the man walks over to the door, starts to turn the door knob, she doesnt relize she forgot to lock the door when she came in, thinking that she f
..:: Life ::..
after so many years and all , I got card from the family and they sent me $15 gift card and note tellin me to enjoy the card and also ask me not to come home this year again there will be NO room for me to stay where they have other family members stayin and wont be enough room for me to stay , what a family I have ... oh well nothin new with that ... I will use the gift card to go to the movie and see whats playin ...  
Think about your direct bodily experience in life. No one can lie to you about that. How many hours a day do you spend infront of a television screen? A computer screen? Behind an automobile screen? What are you being screened from? How much of your life comes at you though a screen, vicariously while you sit and watch. Is watching things as exciting as doing things? Do you have enough time to do all the things that you want to do? Do you even have enough energy to? Do you think for yourself, independently, or do you take others words for the truth? How often do you find yourself repeating something you heard another say without it having any bearing on your personal experience; your personal truth? How many hours a day do you sleep? How are you affected by standardized time, designed solely to synchronize your movements with those of billions of other people? How long do you go without knowing what time it is? Who or what controls YOUR minutes and hours? The minutes and hours that
No man nor beast, shall asunder, for life and reason shall be wonder. Truth is not what we know or dream or wonder, but what we both shall dream and wonder. I used to think that I was alone,Always walking into an empty home,But then came a day soon after I met you,That I could not even forget you,I cant help but think of you everyday,For knowing you helps me find my way,When I come home and sit in my chair,I know soon after yout will be there,Although we are but worlds apart,I keep you held within my heart,Such lovely hair,That radiant smile,The words we have spoken,While after while,I cannot help these feelings I hold,Albeit at times I may seem quite bold,Your unlike so many of those that I've met,Even my actions and thoughts are both different,For when I start talking to everyone I know,It eventually surfaces and they say it shows,I cannot help this pain within me,For you I look at and start to envy,So many things I have done and got burnt,The change I make some said is earnt,I canno
Holy Crap
I just found out where the blog thingy was on here o_O, so Im writing a blog Blog blog bloggity blog blog You just wasted like 30 seconds of your life by reading this   O_o (h) Ty :D Jerry
Surveys And Quizes
In the polarity of humans, a person's left side has been determined to be feminine, while the right side is masculine. So when it comes to single ear piercings in men, why is it that straight men pierce their left ear and gay men pierce their right? You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.   Every time I
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Stupid People
what the fuck is up with people nowadays.everyone thinks they are the shit i mean its ok to have some convidence but dont get stupid with it.And jealousy ok yeeah who fuckin cares who you date or your fu-married to just in case you didnt know fubar is fake its not real life so wake up dumbasses
F.s.i. Fags
This group of so nice individuals who don't know how to play fumafia, let alone keep fumafia in fumafia. They seem to think it's cool to fuown me, and rate me 1's. I am here for fumafia and fumafia only, I could give a shit about my fubar profile, now it is my objective to just beat everyone in this turf as I level off them!
Help Me Out
Please vote for My Nephew Whitmer Panters Goalie Austyn Roudebush in the BCSN Weekend Warrior. He deserves it.
Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?So Many Times. Are you a mean person?Yu Tell Meh. You've locked yourself outside and no one will be home for a few hours, you?Call Tha Landlord Next Door..?Or Call A Couple Ppls. Do you remember the first time you kissed, the last person you kissed?Yup. You walk past your most recent ex in the street, what do you say?Word.. Have you ever kissed someone whose names begins with an A?Alex. Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can't stand?Yeaa.. You kissed someone last night, didn't you?Yea. Do you have a favorite number?Sheeit. Did you have a dream last night?It Was Fucked. Do you feel like you're drifting away from someone close to you?Nawh. Would you give your own life to save someone else?Depends. Would you rather get a new puppy or a new car?Chevy Avalanche kThnx.I Got Three Pups Already.Fuck Another One. You see your last ex and they say they miss you and you say....No Comment. Are you a jea
Any Thing
Playmate Or Soulmate
 In our quest for happiness we must be sure that we don't settle for a playmate when God has a soulmate waiting for us. Sometimes this is hard distinction to make.  Playmates are tricky, they are so much fun to be with that even the smartest of us will be fooled into thinking this has to be our Soulmate. Worse yet, too many of us attempt to make a soulmate out of a Playmate. The danger of this is that later (after years of playing) we will meet our Soulmate, but it maybe too late then. We may have already made a lifemate of our Playmate and created life-long bonds (emotional, children, etc.). Or we may have been hurt from playing so hard that we are in no shape ourselves to be anyone's anything.  How can we distinguished between the One, and just another one? First we must be open with ourselves about who we really are and what our soul yearns for. Only you and God know what is truly in your heart and mind. Only you know what will make you truly happy and whole. In order to find your
Getting Stuff Off My Chest
I got way to much stuff on my mind atm. Its weird how things happen... The news I got a few days ago has affected me more then I thought they would.. I wasnt prepared for this.. and now I cant decide what to do.. well. I have decided, but I cant make up what to say... and its bugging me like crazy!! I keep going over it in my mind, over and over and over...But it doesnt get better, it just get worse. Its now making me unable to sleep...     I hate this!!! Dear lil Hell Spawn.. I know we havent met yet.. but I already love U with all my heart... I hope U and I will get by on our own and that U wount miss Ur dad too much.. I wish thing were different.. but I know we can make it on our own.. I can´t wait til U get here!!
So I Ruined Xmas
Big Angry Verizon Killing Mob
Something Something?
K@n U Im@g!n3
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.                                                                                      Thomas Jefferson    
Tis The Season
I want to wish Everyone Many Blessings during the Holidays... may all your dreams come true It is a time of renewal of the spirit... a time of growth I have been blessed with exploring a part of life that I have kept in the distance... I am finding peace again, a chance to heal and grow ... a chance at regaining the life I lost so long ago and I am thrilled and nervous about it ... but the calmness it brings me is from knowing that I will find myself again through this journey... I have been blessed. I wish this for every one of you ... a chance to see your lives become new again.. A chance to learn and grow ... a chance to step out of your box .. to stop hiding from the old and allow the new to embrace you. Thank you for allowing me in your lives Thank you for helping me to grow Many Blessings and much love for each of you this coming year and may we never lose the closeness that we have found with each other Much Love Dark
Party Jan 9 Pirate Republic Ft. Lauderdale
  "SURRENDER THE BOOTY PARTY"   BIGGEST, BADDEST, PARTY and BIKE NIGHT IN SOUTH FLORIDA     EVERY SATURDAY STARTING JAN 9   THE PIRATE REPUBLIC BAR (Formerly Shirttail Charley's)    400 SW 3rd AVENUE FORT LAUDERDALE, FL Bucket & Food Specials Live Music by Rough Shot (Rock/Southern Rock) Give-A-Ways Indoor & Outdoor Bars Pool Table Swimming Pool AMPLE ON SITE FREE BIKE PARKING Vendors 2 Floors of Fun...Right on the River THE SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY THAT EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT   IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO PARTY...YOU WON'T WANT TO BE HERE!!!!     DIRECTIONS: Take Broward Blvd (East) exit Turn Right On Andrews Ave (over Bridge) Make Immediate Right on 5th Street (first street immediately after bridge) Right on 3rd end   PLENTY OF FREE PARKING - YOU CAN ALSO USE MARINA PARKIN
Thoughts From Beyond The Living
hey first blog. put em up. LOL First and foremost i neeed to enter the newest theory that sprung from my mind today. health care is nothing more than a scam to force the general population to conform to neofacist docterins designed to clone us and then sterilize us so the World population growth can be dropped to nothing, allowing the government total control over our lives. Next........i'm at a lost, i not good about talking aboutt myself..... so please forgive if my thoughts are chaotic. oh i got stopped tonight. cop was going for glory bust. kept trying to get me to say i had drugs on me or in my car. which i didn't. but i also didn't have my liscence. which due to being so angry about not gettin his glory bust, he completely forgot about it, let me fof on a warning for failure to use my blinkers. freaking glory hounds.   not much else happened. so i guess i willl close. Ordum Necronis
what's going on? where is everybody? I just bought some shoes on line. They're Dr. Marten ballet flats. I didn't know Dr. Marten made ballet flats but they do and I just got them for $30 bucks through Amazon. Hooray. I've been tearing up shoes ever since I started school and hoping these will stand up to beauty school. I went over to my sister's house yesterday. It is so awesome to have a car again. Hello sweet freedom. We went to dinner and a coffee place I love in downtown St. Pete. I'm going back over to her house to watch some movies and finish up some projects I have going on. I know my sister and I go through our ups and downs but there is nothing that can replace that bond. Plus it's just nice to have some where to go when the shit hits the fan. I've had dreams about that before. Not having anywhere to go and ending up at her house. I feel like last week was a crap week for a lot of people and I hope this week is going better for everyone. Blog update: If you get a chan
Fetlife Events!!!!
welcome all! is having a Christmas Give Away of kinky/fetish items donated to them from various online stores. anything from corsets, vibrators, floggers, piercing kits, straightjackets.. you name it, its probably on the lis. you make 3 choices and they enter you for one of the three. anybody feel lucky?
My Midget
Remember Our Soldiers Overseas This Season!
I Am
I am ... A woman With a full heart, hidden Somewhere in an empty room ... With eyes not quite of autumn's gold, and yet Neither all of summer's green; I wonder ... If love is a tale made for children -- A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence -- A honey-coating to help their throats Choke down the bitter draught ... I hear ... A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed, Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot draw Another breath unless this spectre be unmasked, His lies mangled ‘neath my righteous tread; I see ... A woman, proud, uncompromising, Diaphanous as air -- less, even, than the tears That fall in desolation about her weary feet, Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ... A measure of quietude, a certain silence, The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming, The nothing that stills the wanting, The numb, the cold that laughs at pain; I am A woman, hidden ... I pretend ... That I can live forever -- that Time Has no puissance but that which I afford
Rnr Random Musings
Noticed others playing this *game* and I'm bored at work so What The Hell... 1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? We shall see... 2. Are you involved with anyone? No 3. Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere warm, although home would work too (at work still). 4. What should you be doing right now? Working or getting ready for Christmas. 5. Does sex mean love? No, but then again I don't believe in casual sex either. 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Life's a bitch and then you die??? 7. Are you a bad influence? I don't think so but I've been called one. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good)? My Children I guess. Perhaps my boss, he gives me the freedom to be creative and innovate. 9. Night out or night in? Night In... if I had to pick one. 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? Am Single and have a wonderfu
Just In Case
Here I am its almost 7 am and I havnt gone to sleep yet. I just cant get someone off my mind. Its rather silly I know, since I hardly know her and we just barley started talking. She just seems so down to earth and cool. Granted most people start out like that but thats not the point Ive sat here the last few hours since she went to sleep just thinking about her.  Now granted I think shes way out o my league..Its been a while since Ive had a little crush on someone and it just  feels really nice. Heres to hoping she doesnt stop talking to me.                                                   Am I the only one that could care less about this time of year?  Granted its fun to watch little kids faces light up when they find that one toy when they go shopping in my dept. but other than that. I find it hard to deal with after of years of being with no one on christmas and years of working retail. Its kind of zapped it all out of me
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Thinking Of Sex
I'm so horny right now. I sitting here rubbing in between my legs. my pussy is throbbing for me to touch it. ummm   so nice and wet. very hott. oooo as I touch my clit i move my hips, moans as I move. slides my finger in my pussy, so very wet. wishing i had my toy out. but can't .. so i just keep rubbing on my clit and moving my hips. this time sliding 2 fingers in my pussy. o yes !!!   I keep sliding them in and out, i move faster every time.  O I think I'm gonna cum !!!   
Dear John....
Ode To Tiger Woods!
Twas the night of Thanksgivingand out of the house,Tiger Woods came a-flyingchased by his spouse.She wheeled a nine ironand wasn't too merry,cause a bimbo's phone numbershe found on his Blackberry.He been cheating onpoor little Elin,and as each day went byanother woman came out squealing.He'd been on Holly, on Jamie,on Rachael, on Corrie,on Joshlyn, LaliekaTMZ had the story.From the top of the worldto above the fold,Tiger's evermore sordid taleit was told.With hostesses, waitresseshe had lots of sex,and when he wasn't hosin' 'emhe sent 'em hot texts.He crashed the Caddybut didn't call OnStar,yeah, he played "spank me Daddy"with a skanky ole porn star.He's been naughtyso with Santa he hasn't a chance,'cept a big lump of coalto match the lump in his pants.But despite all his cryinand beggin and pleadin,Tiger's wife went right outbought a new house in Sweden.And I heard her exclaimas she packed the Escalade,"if your gonna get laidthen I'm gonna get paid".And now she's not poutingin fact s
Breast Cancer Awareness Project
Breast Cancer Awareness Project - Any that wish to participate choose a sfw and a topless photo. I will then photoshop a pink ribbon onto the photo and post it on my page. Only the sfw will be public and the topless photo will be open only to the friends here. There are no fellas on the page.
Monday Blues!
have the day off today and have nothing to do! Did watch ESPN for my Steeler highlights. Can't decide wether it was luck or a good play that one the game! Still don't think it's enough to make the playoffs,we need just to much help from other teams!
From Love To Hate
We may not always realize that everything we do, affects not only our lives but touches others, too! For a little bit of thoughtfulness that show someone you care, creates a ray of sunshine for both of you to share. Yes, everytime you offer someone a helping hand... everytime you show a friend you care and understand... Everytime you have a kind and gentle word to give... you help someone find beauty in this precious life we live. Happiness bring happiness and loving ways bring love; and Giving is the treasure that contentment is made of.
Cowboyz Bowl Bound
I Wish You All Majical New Year 2010
"Thank You" to each and everyone. Thank you especially for the support, care, kindness and love i recieved.....  I wish you all a majical New Year filled with loving wishes and beautiful thought.  May 2010 mark the beginning of Tidal wave of LOVE, HAPPINESS, BLESSINGS and BRIGHT futures.....  Those who need someone special, may you find true love.....  Those who need money, may your finances overflow.....  Those who need care, may you find a good heart.....  Those who need friends, may you meet lovely people.....  I wish you all a very BLESSED and PROSPEROUS  2010!!! 
For Thought
Shrouding all the ground around meIs this holy crow above me.Black as holes within a memoryAnd blue as our new second sun.I stick my hand into his shadowTo pull the pieces from the sand.Which I attempt to reassembleTo see just who I might have been.I do not recognize the vessel,But the eyes seem so familiar.Like phosphorescent desert buttonsSinging one familiar song...
Favorite Recipes
Prep time: 10min Cook time: 20min Ready time: 30min Servings: 6 Ingredients: -1 (10.75 ounce) can Campbell's® Condensed Cream of Chicken Soup (Regular or 98% Fat Free) -1 (12 inch) prepared thin pizza crust -1 (4.5 ounce) can Swanson® Premium Chunk Chicken Breast in Water, drained -1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese -1 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend -8 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled -ranch salad dressing Directions: 1. Heat the oven to 375 degrees F. 2. Spread the soup onto the pizza crust to within 1/4-inch of the edge. Top with the chicken, cheeses and bacon. Bake for 10 minutes or until the cheese is melted and the crust is golden. 3. Drizzle the ranch dressing over the pizza.   Prep time: 10 min Cook time:  20 min Ready time: 30 min   Servings:  48   Ingredients: 1 (7 ounce) jar marshmallow creme 1 1/2 cups white sugar 2/3 cup evaporated milk 1/4 cup butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cups milk chocolate chips 1 cup semisweet chocolat
My Bad Christmas
THE NEWS TOLD A STORY OF 4 BOYS WHO WERE KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL BECAUSE THE TEE SHIRTS THAY HAD ON WERE OF THE AMERICAN FLAG. FIRST OFF, " THE VISE PRINCE ASSHOLE" SAID THE SHIRTS COULD MAKE THE MEXICAN STUDENTS MAD, AFETR ALL IT WAS MAY5TH. WELL I SAY TO FUCKEN BAD!!!!!! IF THE FUCKEN MEXICAN'S WHO BITCHED ABOUT DOSENT LIKE IT GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHIT HOLE OF A COUNTRY!!!!! ONE STUDENT WHO WAS MEXCAN, SAID IT WAS DISRESPECTFUL TO HER, WELL SORRY YOU DUMB FUCKING MAEIXCAN CUNT, SEE WAS ARE AMERICANS FIRST THEN WERE WE CAME FROM SECOND !!! YOUR NOT MEXICAN-AMERICAN....YOUR AMERICAN -MEXICAN AND THETS JUST THE WAY IT IS !!!!!!!! And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were in great fear. 10 And the angel said to them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. 11 For to you
Deep In Thought
So everyone wants to know what goes on inside my head huh. well here we go. i believe suicide is the easy way out so why not try it why love only to get hurt more whats the use in it.people only care about themselves on here so why should i give a fuck wait cause im a caring person. friends ha ha thats so funny there is no such thing on here nor eal life 99.9 % people only look at you as a way  to get ahead in life. yes im a man an yes my eyes cry im unlike any man on this earth but my heart is not mat for you to walk on please dont take my kindness as more than what it is cause yes u push that wrong button im worse than the devil himself  i dont like liars whore fakes im real as it ever get if u dont like me oh well guess what u dont i know this isnt much a blog dont like dont read. I'm torn in twomy heart is breaking I don't know what to domy soul is for the takingYou left me hereAlone and coldwith no one to hearand me with no one to hold my skin is tingling my emotions running wildm
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Poems All Poems Love Dark Ect Military Poems 2
JOSH IS MY EXHUSBAND I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM OR U LITTLE CUNTS EMAILING ME FUCK OFF by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonA brilliant mans honor forever i shall holdhe fought for the Americanshe stood until he could stand no morehe hung the flag high upon the poleeveryday he raised itevery night he sheltered it from the coldhe was old there was no doughtbut his spirit never ran outhe loved this country and this landhe didn't care about the presidents planhe fought for his wife her kids and so onbut now he's gone America will always remember you by CassandraXVeronicaXONealaXLawsonHonorhonor, respect, courage,strengththis is what the military needsno cowards,liers or thivesno room for no bad companythey will stay strongand fight all night longfor this country when in needthis is the americansM-I-L-I-T-A-R-Y
Just Because
Do you know what you got? really? I have been told by a certain few,that I have had it made,then,threw it all away. No disrespect to them,and,I do love,and appreciate their input,and friendship. But,I really hope that you know what you have got. Whether it be kids,family,worldly possesions...etc...I hope,for all,that this is the merriest of Christmas's,and hearts out there to those that have loved and lost this time of year. I appear to be going through a major loss of my own at this time of year,and will struggle to always have a happy heart,God knows,I am the biggest kid when it comes time for the holidays.  OK...enough rambling,I wanna give shout outs,and thank-yous for the real folk,I have found here at Fubar. Starshine,and Peace and all that! You are the greatest!! Carolina Girl.thank-you for somehow always being there...Little Italian Nymph,so very glad to have met your aquaintenence,damn,now can't spell. Paula G. and all at Dangereous Curves,I love ya! Kitty,maybe one day back i
Let Yourself Be Yourself
  If you are resisting life's goodness, then working harder at it will push that goodness farther away. Instead learn to let go and to allow.   Simply generating more activity and energy will not help you if that energy is pointed in a negative direction. Choose to re-direct all the energy and awareness in your life toward those things you value most.   If the results you are getting fail to bring fulfillment, do not seek to merely, create more results. Instead find the path that truly your purpose.   there is nothing to be gained from making life needlessly difficult. See the truth that life is beautiful, and align your energy and your actions with your very own expression of that truth.   When you let yourself be yourself, richness flows easily and effortlessly and naturally through every moment. Your greatest accomplishments come from who you are.   Let yourself be yourself. And you'll be as rich as anyone can ever be.
My Faith I sit here tonight alone pondering what I will be shown Praying for the guidance that He will bring my years pass by from spring to spring   I feel the love that He offers each day as I awaken from my sleep to give thanks and pray with temptation in this world all around I seek His presense and assuredly it is found   Written @ 11:02 on October 2, 2010 by Rhonda Reneau Alone User Rating: 7.9 /10 (38 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10   Print friendly version
who needs a turf I got a new one just starting up everyone in it is cool and drama free come see us and we will invite you to stay with us
Fubar Stuff
I am now at level 31 where I can offer my points to users for 12 hours. So I figured that I would post a blog so that the people asking about it would know what to do from now on. I would like to be able to help out my friends on leveling as much as possible but I can't always afford to do everything to help everyone. So when I Alturize you, You get all the points I make and the fubucks I make during the 12 hours.   If you want to be Alturized and recieve my points for 12 hours heres what you need to do...   You will need to give me an Auto 11 bling. When I recieve the Auto 11 I will alturize you and start the auto. You will then start recieving MY points for 12 hours. If you want to get more points you can give me a bomb as well and I will bomb for you too. I will put out a ticker during so that it will bring in more raters as well to help you get more points.   If this is something that you are interested in PM me so that we can work out a date and time for this to be
Random Stuff I Find Entertaining
skylar@ fubar
A Secret Gift
i wrote a blog on how i was gana help someone i over heard talkin at a christmas party i hosted. and it went well, that night i delivered her car, gave her the money in an envelope not signed and under her door. along with an application to our other resteraunt so she could have a job. she found it all and wasssssssss flabergasted she came in for the job and got it and asked alllllllll kinds of questions. and. she still doesnt know how wanderful is that shit.                    hugs frankielee I ve been pretty much a grump for the last several years. and around the holidays it always got worst, with never getting at least a card from family or a bonus from work i just simply gave up on the whole thing. even went so far as maken myself dissapear so i didnt have to deal with it. But somthing happened on tuesday that got my full and undevided attention. Im a chef as you well know and i hosted a christmas party in our ball room that evening, and i happen to be behind a curtain and over
Rip Brittany Murphy
Movie star Brittany Murphy is dead of a heart attack at 32. She went into full cardiac arrest early Sunday  and could not be revived, the Website TMZ reported. The Los Angeles City Fire Department got a call from the home of Murphy's husband Simon Monjack about 8 a.m., fire officials told TMZ. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead on arrival Murphy starred in "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word." The starlet became a household name among teens in 1995 as the sidekick in "Clueless," who went from awkward wall flower to snotty hottie. A few years ago, she released the single "Faster Kill Pussycat," which became a dance club hit. Her last big movie was "Sin City" in 2005 Read more:

It is the voice in the back of your mindthat whispers all the thingsthat seem too cruel to say.It is all that is locked up tight.Never to see the light of dayIt is not a husband....It is pain.It is not a father....It is failure.It is not a son....It is hate.It lies drowning in a pool polluted with frustration and self loathing.It is all my hatred pressed downto the head of a pin.It's heart is black...Beating in time with mine.It is not a leader....It is useless.It is not wanted....It is black.It is not needed....It is worthless.It is everything and nothing, all at once.All it has is darkness.It needs to feel.It needs to hate.Keep it locked up inside of me,so only I can feel the pain. I listen to almost anything theses days really. I believe the right music speaks to you and lends a voice to your soul, and allows your heart say things that otherwise you might not have the words to say. The songs I choose for my page say things about me and how I'm feeling. So if you want to know about m
Im sitting here being ooo soo lazy this AM or evening if  you will and just have alot on my mind!!!  lol i am not gonna sit here and try to catch my miss spells, or my punctuation. lol i am on IE not firefox so this could get ugly spelling wise!! those of u that know me well know my fingers are way faster than my brain!!  I been sitting here looking through some pics from a friend that is stationed over in Afgan, as u will see in my pics i Uploaded a few of em!! Just yesterday i was fussin with my mom about the shoppin and the blah and the blah lol i just been really bah humbug this year, So i was getting ill with a few things on fubar and i decided look through the pics cus i had been meaning to do it!!!So i layed here and i really looked through those pics and I really let it sink in whats going on over there, ever since my cousin got killed in Iraq a few years back i have kinda blocked it out and some how managed to just pretend that its not going on till i came in contact with KW
Daily Bible Readings
Genesis 27   Genesis 28   Genesis 29   Genesis 30   Genesis 31   Bible Reading Plan -- Complete NIV Bible in a YearRead the NIV Bible in a year, reading three chapters daily and five on Sundays.   Genesis 32 &nb
Learn Myself Quizzes
$93,531.00 Free Poll Suzieis96% Go straight to Hell You’ll be remembered in much the same way that Hitler is. You know you’re going to hell but it doesn’t scare you. You’ll most probably end up running the place. This summary only serves to backup what your friends already know and acts as a warning to everyone else. You will steal from the poor and elderly Take advantage of lonely neighbors Laugh at children in pain Collaborate in the murder of a mother Let 5 people go hungry for more money Steel large amounts of cash Violently chase those trying to help others Park in disabled spots Choose money over happiness and love Ignore your dying mothers last request Get away with murder if you’re able to   My Motivational Behavior    
The funniest turf feed evermade by one chicken...from top to bottom December 18, 2009 in a quiet turf called VooDoo Nitrofish=> fu...: [pvt]: srry Fuc.... he has geared up...... fuckin' shitpants..... SEXY SKITTLE PIRATE JOLLY ROGER (OWNED BY ALWAYSASMILE)'s mob of 500 fought with: 68 Leopard II Main Battle Tanks, 4 Blast Shelters, 7 Tactical Utility Vehicles, 496 Full-Body Tactical Armors, 500 M134D Gatling Guns, 425 Armored Trucks........Tasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: but yet still you winTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: fuck shitpantsTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: he done buyed his way out nitroTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: blinging fuckerTasty Voodoo Ch...: shitpants, think of your turf and just surrender, we will not go away!!!!Tasty Voodoo Ch...: or do you not care for what they want?Tasty Voodoo Ch...: stupid prideTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: let his people fuck with that notionTasty Voodoo Ch...: see unlike you we do not block our enemies bring itTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: I will get the dickwe
Tips By Me
I'm a nice quiet guy and you'll be surprised to know that i love playing online is the website i like most of all:'s a great site for beginners and for pro's
The Bounce Theory
Dear Alcohol,     First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:1. Phone calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have  much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night.2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatbal
I dont know why we all hang on to something we know we're better off letting go. It's like we're scared to lose something we never really had. Some of us say we'd rather have something than nothing at all, but the truth is... to have something hhalfway is harder than not having it at all. As we grow up... We learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder everytime. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt. because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of hapiness you'll never get back..... Why do you still care for a girl who obviously doesn’t care for you?Accept the fact t
A.R.K. Act of Random Kindness   ARK stands for Act of Random Kindness ARK has always been around but with much thought and help from God I have decided to make ARK known to Fubar! ARK is a group of people all working together to give love to Random people on Fubar and all across the world for that matter! Acts of Random Kindness don't require a whole lot of time or effort, but they can scignifialy improve another person's day! To be blunt Acts of Random Kindness shocks people! What's it going to hurt to take a few minutes out of your day to help bring joy and goodwill to someone other then yourslf for once? By giving a little can do a whole alot... crazy huh? Not at all its actully pretty amazing! I'm sure you have noticed as well as me that there's not awhole lot of love spread around threw Fubar or the world! Just giving even your time to someone you have never met pays off in the long run... you might be saying no it don't... but think of all that you have, think of the gre
...i get shite(e) like this in my inbox pretty regularly but for the entertainment of (and warning to) others, please don't fall for such desperate & devious moronix: Dear Zen, I am Barrister Wilson Dima, an Attorney At law, and the Personal lawyer to Mr.S.D Zen, a foreigner who used to work with Shell International Company here in Republic of Togo, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.  As it may  interest you to know, your contact was giving to me by divine inspiration at the office of the Chamber of Commerce and Tourism in Lome-Togo as I was going through some directories. I decided to contact you in order to champion such a business magnitude without any problem. On the 31st of October 2003, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Kara-Sokode expressway while arriving from Holiday to Lome. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made severalinquiries to locate any of their extended relatives
What can I say about him? I love him to death. Besides my kids..hes my greatest joy.  Best dog I have ever had.  Today he got hit by a car. Thank god..he is huge..and thank god..he just got bruised and nothing else. We took him to vet to be checked out. Came out of there feeling alot better..even though we were 150 dollars less..and still owe more. That was gonna be for more christmas stuff..but hey? Somethings are worth more than gifts.  He is worth it! Has been a pretty emotional day.. all I can say. It truly amazes me someone can hit a animal like that..and just drive away though. Anyways.. thats been my day. I have also been working last few days so not been on much.. but all my family on here are in my thoughts.. I wish all a wonderful Christmas.. if I dont speak to u before then. xoxo nikki
Fumafia & Mobwars, Etc...
...ok, so just know that i don't play the online games (except the fubar drinking game cuz-a all the cool peeps i've met on & offline)... if ya wanna join my turf, please feel free to do so BUT know i won't actively be engaging in any of the festivities... ...i recently joined disturbed1's turf cuz she asked nicely with no pressure & i like her overall 'tude & she knows i won't be gamin'... if ya "attack" me UUUUUUGGGHHHHH! i'm mortally wounded *die* ...big woop, i have no interest in "attacking' ya back... it is, i spend a lot more time on fubar than i would anywhere else on the web but it's a groovy place so it's time well spent... The end. ps - support my public access show (L.A. Zen) & all efforts to make it something fun & enjoyable for urselves & others...thank you!  
The Unkown Lover
In Pain
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Vampyric Evil Train
      Vampyric Evil   The Rules:   1. Stop by Reapers's page, rate the Dragons folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... See Reapers's folder for the "VAMPYRIC EVIL" tags. Rate all the tags in the Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag...   2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Reapers's train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train...   3. Private me
In Love And Confused....
No More Strife
We’ve both had worry and both had strife Searching for a happy, a better life Through all the pain and tears Waiting many, many years Hoping for true love to come and be mine That day in your eyes, I saw a sign Holding your hand…kissing…, can this be true As the rain fell and the wind gently blew I found someone! I found you! Your touch is electric, your kiss warm How quick love can take form The answer is, quicker than we knew Before long you loved me and I loved you As we grow together I have to ask This one very small task Take my hand and pray with me That our love will be for eternity Building our family day by day I will be with you, my love, every step of the way Being the husband you deserve The Lord we shall serve We too shall have a beautiful life With love, honesty, commitment and no more strife Together my love we are destined for success I’ll break my back, I will not rest Until you know this one thing is true Forever and ever I will always love
"part 2"
Well my friends, I know it has been a long 4 days sense i last spoke but my dog was so sweet as i was leaving (she brought me another beer) that i couldn't take another step. (again it was the beer). but i went on with my journey even though i knew i would miss my dog,(boy could she make a mean Jack and coke). I've made it to the sidewalk now one that i didn't know i had , anyway after i took my third step i realized "My god I'm not even at my house"! I don't have a side walk. So was that my dog after all ? do i even have a dog? I'm so confused at this point. Do i go back and ask the dog? or do i continue on? At this point it's a really hard desesion knowing that the liqure store is only one block away. It has to be the worm. This is going to be a hard on to make up my mind on. Ok hold on i found another piece of a candy bar in my pocket . I must set here and think, i will be back. "Damn Worm"
  "Transition from Arkansas to South Carolina"! Part 1 Current mood:  drunkCategory: Life Dude's, after my divorce I've been lost for the last 6 years.  So after 15 beers, 3 shots of Jager, 2 pints of Vodka, 3 Twinkies and a Snickers bar with a shot of Jack I decided to go on a quest and I figured out it would be a hard one.  After my 16th beer and 8th shot of Jack I decided "Ohh well, I'll take a piss and we'll get this show on the road!"  Unfortunatly my water was shut off, so don't drink the worm...  So I walked to the door and realized that it's 16 below 0 out there and I lost all my clothes in the damn divorce.  Thats when I came to the conclusion that there's still half a bottle of Jack, 2 beers, a shot of Jager, 3 twinkies and half a snickers bar.  So I looked at the dog, petted her, and let her know I needed to take yet another piss, damn worm.  After I peed in her water bowl, thinking it was my bathroom, forgetting I didn't have one (damn worm again!). 
A Man's Action's
My First Blog here on Fu-bar ,,,, Well I have only been here a few months and I see that alot of us are affriad to get involved once we have have been hurt ,, Both Men and Woman these days are very abusive with there partners both Physically and Emotionaly. Myself I have been there as well , I will not aloow My past or what has happen in it to stop me from finding someone to truly Love and cherish . My real life Generousity has become to some a Co-dependcy and that what has caused My heart ache , I can not blame no one except me fpr allowing it to happen and manily continue once it got out of hand . I know One of you ladies here are looking for a true hearted man as I know there is a true hearted woman amongst you .. Just take the chance talk to me find out that I am 100% me ..  No Games No Lies and No Bullshit .. Jusy a honesty Loving open heart human being .. is my e-mail and messenger ,,   Thank you Sincerly Daniel aka Howller
"DUH" I had a blonde woman walk up to me the other day when i was on my computer, and she said: "I don't undrestand all this computer stuff" and i asked her "What do you not understand"? she say's, "Well every one i see that get's a e-mail they read and respond by that re; re; stuff on the same message". and i said "so whats the problem with that"? and she asked' "well why don't you guy's just start a new message to answer the mail wouldn't that be easier to read"? i replied to her, "were doing are part to help the earth". and she goes," what's that"? i told her ,"We are saving paper". she gives me a hug and say's "That is so cool". "DUH"
Thoghts And Feelings
I am alone I am dead inside I cannot even cry anymore this misery has no name I cannot even begin to describe what i'm feeling the one man i thought would always be mine is no longer. I saw pictures today of him and his new girl and it felt somewhere between a gut punch and my beating heart being ripped from my chest. I know i have to except that he's over me and i do want him to be happy even if he's not with me.. but why does it hurt so bad. I just want the pain to end, Why can't anyone love me? i know this is a pathetic blog but i just had to put down my feelings. I think i have finally had enough, i think i am going to delete every account i have like fubar and facebook and myspace and POF and Mingle and Tagged. I am seriously tired of people adding me as friends but never talking to me what is the point in that!??!? I also hate people who pretend they care just to get in my pants and if they succeed i'm ignored again, so i think i'm done!!! I think i'll just be happier alone
Its Nothing 4 U , But It Is Only Me
just only u? its realy mean something :) sigh.......... i knew now how important i am to my friends and family here no one remeber or notice that its my birthday
Just Me If You Care To Know
I thought i would take time out of my super busy schedual (NOT!!) to tell everyone who care's a bit about my self and how i came to be the person i am. My Name is Tyna, I was born in Springerville Az. was born and raised in Arizona for the majority of my life. I am the youngest of 12 siblings (ya i know mom and dad shoulda bought a tv), By the time i can really remember most my siblings were grown and gone, it was only 3 or 4 of us in the house yaay.  As being the youngest, i am the Baby my oppinion and thoughts mean nothing to my family i learned long time ago to just shut up and do whtever they decided and it came to the point even to today if someone ask my oppinon or asks what i want to do, i find myself at a loss. I usually just say... "whatever u want" and if i'm not happy with the dicision i suffer in silence. I moved from Eden Az to Teme Az when i was 18 to find a job and start a life of boring lol. Any ways to jusmp a few years of nothing i met my husband in around Thnksgiv
The Best From Nature
This is proven ... But by no means do you stop anything unless you have your physican's support!!!!   DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.METHOD OF TREATMENT1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting 2. Brush and
Poems (mine)
Love is fate. Fate is love. But fate keeps us apart. But love will pushes me on. Hold on hold on. I wont be gone. Time will tell. But for now its hell. I want you.I need you.Say you want me too.Tell me I’m yours.Tell me nothing else matter.Let your pain go.I want you.I need you.Is this to much to ask.Will you be mine.This is killing me.I love you.I need you.I miss you.I want you. I know we just met.I know you have fear.I know you just cant think clear.But you must know.I am here.You push me away.Thats all to clear.But have no fear.I will be here.Open your eyes.Dry your tears.Im here for years.Thats all to clear.For your first kiss.I have no fears.I have you on my mind.I wish you were here.I know you love me.Thats all to clear.We just have some fears.Oh please oh please.I just want you here.
Aaron's Art
 Hey everyone, Aaron has been hitting some blocks when it comes to his creative means. He's needing some help thinking of some ideas. Sad thing is, I can't come up with anything he hasn't already done. LOL. SSsssoooo... if you've gove some tattoo ideas, or some sort of picture idea that you'd like to see then just e-mail us here and describe what you want. Thanks for the help
Our Nsfw Pics
 Ok, for those of you out there that want to get in and see the pics in our NSFW folder, well here is what you are going to have to do to prove that you are 'worthy' First off: If you're really wanting to get in to the family, you need to either give us a bling, HH, Blast, or, if you're not wanting to shell out money on this site for something you can easily find on the net for free, then you will need to do a Salute to us.  If you do a salute, then you will need to show us that you're really worth it then. SO, you will need to write the salute on yourselves, in large print, or on a big poster-type and then be out in public and have the picture taken. Just a simple pic of you in your room will not work.  The only way that you get to see our NSFW pics from here on out is if we both agree that you should see them. So, if you're not wanting to work for something like that, then by all means, fuck off and search out porn on a free site.
OK, first off am not good at this. I hate selling myself. But here goes. I am a excellent image retoucher. I have been doing it for almost 15 years professionally. I need fubucks. So it is simple. Go to my Default and my bomb folder. You like the stuff I do, I trade bucks for work. Simple free market stuff. Morphs, flashy gifs, composites (combine several images) sexy image effects. What ever you need. Of course, the complexity of the work will determine the price, but I promise you will get something you like. It will be good stuff. If you want to see more, go to my web page If you do not need or want anything, please pass on the word. I am trying to raise a lot of fubucks and could use the help. Like I said, I suck at this, buck I kick ass at working images. Help me spread the word. Dan
Ltc's Essay
You Can Only Type One Word.Not as easy as you might think.Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.It's really hard to only use one-word answers!1. Where is your cell phone? Table2. Your significant other? None3. Your hair? Blondish4. Your mother? Wonderful5. Your father? Perfect6. Your favorite thing? Son7. Your dream last night? Wierd8. Your favorite drink? Water9. Your dream/goal? Happiness10. The room you're in? Bedroom11. Music? Country12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy14. Where were you last night? Work15. What you're not? Mean16. Muffins? Banana17. One of your wish list items? Secret18. Where you grew up? Texas19. The last thing you did? Coffee20. What are you wearing? Pajamas21. TV? Nope22. Your pets? Energetic23. Your computer? Ok24. Your life? Satisfied25. Your mood? Bummed26. Missing someone? Definitely27. Favorite Store? Kohls30.
I need help on fuMafia: Right now my Mafia Rating is 100 and my Mob Size is only 44 so hurry up and come join me and my mob on fuMafia! (It's way better than those other mafia games here.)
A Good Start
Is It Strange....
I’m the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she’s sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you… I’m the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant… I’m the girl who says,“ok, but you owe me...” jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you… I’m the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you… I’m the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms… I’m the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me… I’m the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have… I’m the girl who once I let you into my heart, there’s always a place there with your na
Trashroom And Its Followers Of The Deep
VERSE1: lee yells let all trash be sorted! and be placed in the right vestibule and jeffers yells true dat foo! VERSE2: Trash that yees to be sorted will be made "holy" and placed on thine galley floor. VERSE3: lee shouts to thine people above if you do not obey these rules thine coppers will be filled with rubish and jeffers states "yup". VERSE4: if thy refuselet it be known that we will strickey you from the depths of below with moldy cabbadge, rotten celery, and other unholy products found on the refer decks. VERSE5: if thine personal misconstrive with the trashroom dwellers of the deep thine sheets and blankets will become one with due thanks of the cpo. VERSE6: if all who readeth these adendums of a know stated nature, and rightously becomes disobedient to them, ye shall be smitten with trash refused guilt. and that sayeth man and men promulgated before thee"lee and "holy" of holies" jeffers" shall then smote ye. with foulness and its sfore mentioned bindings (warner 1-23:55
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; ... - Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves ha
Shim Sham (soft Shoe)
SHIM SHAM  (Soft Shoe)   And you feel it but you won’t say.   You want it but you walk away.   Tomorrow’s pain don’t hurt today.   But you’re creeping along,   Already gone,   Sure as the dawn…   You’re the bitter wind on the beach in the sun.   You say listen, baby, what’s done is done,  
What The F###
let me start out by saying this is a serious topic so please dont respond unless it is a serious reply. Im so sick of adults "and there children" blameing there shortcomeings on telovision and video games. there have been so many ppl blame child viloance on the games they play and the shows they watch. yesterday i was watching t.v. and saw that they had a special on the tyra show about teen pregnacy being a result of the shows they watch and that is bull shit pardin my typeing. but if your teenage child partys and/or gets pregnant it is there fault "and yours", Not telovision... if your teenage child shots someone it is there fault "and yours". The ESRB puts a rateing on shows and games for a reasson your child should not be subject to the content that is not age apropreate so you are to blame for that and your child has something that we all have and thats free will to make there own choices noone holds a gun to there head and makes them have sex therefore it is there fault. me as we
Omg Thank You
I can not begin to thank everybody  for all of the help you gave me on that mumm, you all brought me to tears ...I knew I had friends on here but I didn't have a clue how many now I do ...WOW  I promise to be here  for each one of you anytime you need me ...I love you all so much   Special love to Shirley Knox and LarryB
Delicious Playhouse
Stephi's Blog
'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house The whole damn family was drunk as a louse Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song And the kid was in bed flogging his dong Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed to see what was the matterAway to the window I flew like a flash Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects belowWhen what to my blood shot eyes should appear But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer With a little old driver a pounding his dick I knew in a moment, it must be Saint NickSlower than snails his reindeer they came He bitched and he swore as he called them by name Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls.Then up to the roof he stumbled and fell And came down the chimney like a
Where Do I Go From Here
I swear I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.  My relationships with men are like a nightmare set on a loop.  It's the same thing every time.  Things are great then they just disappear on me all together.  And the excuses....GOD THE EXCUSES.  I love how men think I'm stupid and will believe the lies they tell me.  I'm not a moron.  You can only have bad signal on your phone soooo many times.  And the fact that it's everywhere you go??  Hmmmm yea I believe it. I need to quit bein so nice and forgiving.  And I need to quit wearin my heart on my sleeve.  All I'm doin is lettin people take advantage of me. Look out...this MILF is growin a set...try and play games...just remember, never play games with a woman who can play better. >:)
Say A Prayer For My Brother!
Say a prayer for my brother..My brother is in intesive care at Hershey Hospital on life support, his body sytem just shot down on him without warning encluding his liver and kidneys, his been in the hospital this whole week..the doctors don't know what causes for his body system and live to shot down, out of the whole intensive care unit my brother is in the worst condintion, last we talked to his doctoc he made it clear that there is nothing that they can do for him, he is gonna die in a few day unless he's own body can heal him self..It's very bad..however there has been good news, been a week since he ate cos his liver and kidneys being shot, but they fed him today through tubes and his kidneys kicked, it is good news cos he is showing recovery signs, his other body parts are starting to function, but there still is bad news, his liver is not responding or showing any signs of recovery yet, despite the fact his kidneys and other body parts are starting to function if his liver don't
The Screams Of Fallen Angels
dear angel verse 1 dear angel, could you carry me blood is dripping from my broken feet i cannot go on, i know you'll understand its hard to smile, when you got nails in your head chorus i am the line of chalk, they always put me down you better watch where you walk when your in this town i am the wooden cross,they always burn me down you are the stagnate pool, where all my children drown verse 2 dear needle, could you pardon me i call you empty, your quick to disagree my soul is hollow, there's nowhere left to hide its hard to smile, when there's a hole in your side  chorus x1 verse 3 dear father, could you answer me ill pull the plug and end your suffering collapse your towers, crush your bleeding heart its hard to smile when you've got thorns  in your head chorus x2 then fade with music FADEDMEMORY I dont want you coming around I dont want you banging at my door forget my name forget my number I dont want to love you anymore cause all you are to me is
Beware Of Drama Queen
so its my 1st day on fubar, 1st i want to thank everyone who was nice and chatted with me. i like talking and getting to know people.2nd, tip to some guys, don't ask for naked pictures after 5 minutes of talking.also to "no drama queens please" i just met u, we talked for like 10 minutes, stop bossing me around like we're married, stop commanding me to get on yahoo to talk to u, stop judging someone u don't know at all, stop being manipulative, stop being controlling, stop telling me what to do like u own me. we just f'ing met for like 5 min on fubar. stop whining like a little girl, grow some balls, grow up, learn to treat a girl with respect, learn to not rush things, learn to be nice and respectful. for someone with no drama in ur name u sure are full of it. never seen anyone so clingy or rude in my life.
Reagan...american Hero
Reagan conducted one of the most absurd invasions of American history, targetting the tiny island of Grenada.As president of the Screen Actors Guild, Ronald Reagan informed on fellow actors to the FBI.The Reagan administration was the most corrupt in American history, including by one estimate 31 Reagan era convictions, including 14 because of Iran-Contra and 16 in the Department of Housing & Urban Development scandal. By comparison 40 government officials were indicted or convicted in the wake of Watergate. 47 individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine were convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes with 33 of these occurring during the Clinton administration itself. There were in addition 61 indictments or misdemeanor charges. 14 persons were imprisoned.Using a looser standard that included resignations, David R. Simon and D. Stanley Eitzen in Elite Deviance, say that 138 appointees of the Reagan administration either resigned under an ethical cloud or were criminal
Shadow Of A Doubt:the Clarence Elkins Story
Six-year-old Brooke Elkins woke to terrible noises in the middle of the night of June 7, 1998. She had just been to a birthday party for a cousin and was spending the night at her grandmother's house in Barberton, Ohio, near Akron.   She got out of bed wearing her grandmother's pink nightgown, opened the bedroom door, and went out to the living room, where she knew "Mamaw," who was 58 and legally blind, would be asleep on the couch. But she wasn't there. The terrible noise proved to be coming from the kitchen, where Brooke saw a man standing over her grandmother with a shiny implement in his hand. The child ran back to the bedroom and closed the door, but she'd drawn the intruder's attention. He entered, and she felt the impact when he struck her but then lost consciousness. The intruder strangled and assaulted her with an object, apparently leaving her for dead, but she woke up hours later, bruised and hurting. She slowly arose and went out to find Mamaw. She needed help. But Mamaw
Winter Solstice
Ancient cultures, so many of them dependent upon agriculture, celebrated major festivals on or around the day of the Winter Solstice.We may no longer know it, but the majority of festivals mark the seasonal cycle. In the old days, farmers relied on the festival calendar to tell them when to plant, harvest, and store food for winter. The slow death of nature drew attention to the human dead. As daylight diminished, the ancient peoples wondered: would the sun return, would there ever come another Spring?The pivotal moment was the Winter Solstice. It is the shortest day of the year, when the arc of the sun against the sky is the lowest. To help the sun ascend again, most ancient cultures devised rituals and ceremonies.It is not clear when humans realized what the solstice was and when it occurred. The Neolithic grave at Newgrange in Ireland, built c. 3200 BC (thus predating Stonehenge 3 I, dated to c. 2600 BC) is a solstice timekeeper: at dawn on the day of the Winter Solstice, the sunlig
Poker Tournament Watch theis video and rate and I'll be able to be on TV!!
Recipes For Christmas :)
Chocolate Rum balls: 1 (6 oz.) semi-sweet chocolate bits 3 tbsp. corn syrup 4 tbsp. orange juice 4 tbsp. rum 1/2 c. confectioners' sugar 1 c. finely chopped nuts 2 1/2 c. crushed vanilla wafers Melt chocolate bits in top of double boiler. Add corn syrup, orange juice and rum. Mix all ingredients. Refrigerate short while. Shape into 1 inch balls. Roll in confectioners' sugar. Keep in covered tin in cool place. Easy Banana Bread Recipe INGREDIENTS • 3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed • 1/3 cup melted butter • 1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup) • 1 egg, beaten • 1 teaspoon vanilla • 1 teaspoon baking soda • Pinch of salt • 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour No need for a mixer for this recipe. Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). With a wooden spoon, mix butter into the mashed bananas in a large mixing bowl. Mix in the sugar, egg, and vanilla. Sprinkle the baking soda and salt over the mixture and mix in. Add the flour last, mix. Pour mixture into a buttered
Merry Xxxmas
i yelled merry xxxmas to fubar and dove in for the night the end merry xxxmas fubar friends twas the night before xxxmas in the fubar house . everybody was drinkin even the mouse. some girls were flashin some being rude.some girls were being lascivious and lewd. a blond on my left a brunette on my right and a little hot redhead atop of my thighs i was about to have one hell of a night . when in the corner isaw such a site a dozen nude women ay yiyiyi. i jumped out of my seat and got there in a dash the leader grabbed me and shoved my face in her gash. and as everything else went out of site
Only Open Blog
If only for a momment,Her smile was meant for me.Where could my heart fly,For only her eyes to see. Right now she smiles for another,And I will wait for my time.If it ever comes,a day,When she would be mine. If fate has chosen,Her smile to never shine at me.I will still always be her friend,Because God has willed it to be. I awoke to a beauty.   Before I had never seen.   I wonder if she smiles.   Or in her day she will think of me.   She is now in my thoughts.   And will be on my mind.   I hope in this beauty.   A new friend I may find.   My hand outstreched.   Come please walk beside my friend.   And I will walk with you.   Until my lifes journey ends. In two days it will comeThe day he was born.Hopefully my wish will come true.On that christmas morn. To see her beauty on that day,The rest of the year would pale.To make her smile once for me,For this I will not fail. To my God this is what I ask,Please bring me this beauty.As for wishes,It would be my la
Little Johnny
Pics And Family
If you want to see more of me like some of mentioned you will need to contact me. I don't just add anyone to my Family. I am willing to show off for a time and add you to my family, but if I don't know you that well there is a price. Cantact me and I will let ya know.
Will The Saints Do The Unbelievable?
Chapter One
A cool mist clung to the blades of grass on Luciano’s lawn like children seeking the succor of their mother’s caress as the car pulled up along the circular drive to his palatial home. The house was long and flat, ringed with simple columns as a Roman estate might. White stone composed its walls. Like the Pantheon in the city of his birth, there was a single rotunda in the center of the home, also ringed with columns, that rose slightly from the rest of the house. The car came to a stop before a porch with a high pitched roof. Among the rest of the house’s architecture, the roof, with its shingles stood largely out of place. The rear doors opened. The woman, Luciano’s companion for the night and all of his many centuries, stepped out. The rain had stopped. She held the door open for him while he floated from the car. Both he and she walked to the front door of his house. The door opened. Standing there was an older gentleman. His balding head and proper stance
All Saints Nfl
My Response To Why The War On Drugs Is Failing
Mine, But I Share, Hehe
Random Thoughts Of The Day
Sometimes I just wanna be a fish. Because being a mermaid would rock. flippy flippy A true Photogenic Fucktard's day is never done. Is currently in one of those " Im so hot phases" Please Hold. :) Imma giddy nerd.
i would've been there for you though it all, but you never gave me the chance, running around and tripping, tripping over ourselves blindly without a glance, our friendship taking the defeat. once upon a time our souls would join as our eyes met. id stick around for you, but your not doing the same too, i finally opened my pretty eyes to see, the old scars healed, then blackened as you made a deal, to never reverberate your voice my way, everything between us died that day, the poison is still in my veins, as you kill me quietly with no fair chance for change, it hurts so much i know words will never be enough, and i guess thy never were. the words were rough but we are still alive, and if that doesn't say something i don't know what does. I Love You so much. whats the point of going on?  when everything is gone? i'm stuck here with no love to my name, abandoned in a vacant wasetland, to pick up the shards and somehow form my love for life again, walking on the
Zeroking Fits The Scene, Like Rivets To Sheet Metal!"
25 Oct 2009, 17:08 Just wanted to post an excerpt from a live concert review, 3 years back. Zeroking LIVE! 80's rock/metal/Just Plain Kick-ass Metal, from Huntington, W.V."...Zeroking fits the scene, like rivets to sheet metal!Jalon and I arrived a bit early and found ourselves a seat with the guys from Further Lo band and the place was getting packed already. "So this is where all you, Ohio party animals hang out?!?!"First up was Zeroking, kicking off with one of our favorite songs from them, Celebrity. Lead vocalist Andy Haught, is very accomplished and proved he can dish out the same caliber of performance live, as on their CD. Wow! This band really understands pleasing the crowd!Drugs Will Keep Us Together, was most likely the crowd favorite song from them. This song speaks volumes about the social interaction of some narcotics and speaks more about the musical abilities of these four, West Virginia wild men.Shane Day is varacious and nimble on lead axe and drummer Chris Webb is
**tag Your It **
its the scrawny fuggers birthday...lets look back on some snap shots of his life     Lordy lordy at that fro hair !     some day he will be a man ..... I think     we all know about his work ethic and his ablilty to think thats just fine     he sure does love spending time with his older ex fighter dude friend     good thing every dog has his day ....even Mike          
Come Join My Fumafia Crew
Another Stolen Music Survey
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Keep your stuff until they PCS. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you. Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your
Things On My Heart
Do you feel each scar I put on my body? Do you feel the pain I feel inside? Each scar I place on my arms  represent each scar you put on my heart. The pain on the outside make's the end side not hurt so bad. I keep thinking you can't hurt me any more and then just when I think we are ok...There ya go and hurt me again. Maybe someday I well give up and just walk away. But today is not that day. I well stand my ground. Tear the flish from my arms to hid the pain. Because I beleave in you. And the man in you that loves me and our family. And maybe some day the pain well stop for both of us.
Things That Make U Go Hmmm
  A store that sold husbands has just opened in New York City, where a Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:   Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, lov
Christmas Break - Early Dismisal
Early Dismissal     It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students haveturned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All thechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an earlydismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly canleave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smartand will answer the question."Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."Johnny is even madder than before.Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may
Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus, So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, favorite pitchman, Billy Mays, and favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Barack Obama. Thank you!!!!!!
Nifty Stuff fullscreen and follow the instructions , then look at your hand when it tells you to look away.  
Leveling From 28 To 30 Angel Or Demon
OK .........so0o0o if you are wondering why you cant level check your fu setting some ppl are sitting there with all there fubucks to pay there fu dues and have there refearls but cant fig out wth is going on and why they cant level it happend to a friend the other day..... well i went and looked at his setting you have to make sure your home page in your edit my profile is set on POWER not NORMAL or you will not see your yellow bar that will say "find out if you qualify for level 30" then you can push the lil level up box under the box where you see other ppl who have leveld before you..if you have all the requirements met   Good Luck Hope This Helped RideR ChulA If You Have Any Questions Fell Free To Sb Me =D      
My Poems
((work in progress))Vicious, Vivacious, and Violent, and VainThe screaming source of my inferno of pain.There's something about the wayShe killed me that dayThat I just can't explain.Like the Hate for each individual cellThat Makes up my body, deteriorating, the smellof my rotting flesh peeling from my bonesThe muscle, the ligaments, the shards of my soul,               As she stands in a skirt over my shallow grave,               While snakes slither into my mouth, which is full               Of spiders and worms, dried blood and decayAnd I wish I could say,"You're Vicious, Vivacious, and Violent, and Vain.And though I despise you, I crave you the same."Howling in pleasure, my lips form her name.          Untame.          Compulsively lying: psychotic, insane.          And perfect.I loved writing this, but I never finished it because I lost interest in the chick. lol. I might continue to work on it someday. Do you dare to know better?To tear yourself open and expose your bare bones to
Lyric Thingys I Like
Whatcha thinking wearing that skirt? Whatcha thinking being a flirt? Whatcha thinking wearing PVC? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking smelling like a dead hand? Whatcha thinking digging that band? Whatcha thinking doing your dance? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking?   Are you the prince... of E-Ville?   Whatcha thinking smoking those cloves? Whatcha thinking wearing those gloves? Whatcha thinking using that cane? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking smelling like dirt? That poetry of pain and hurt. Whatcha thinking flashing your fangs? Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking?   "Could you be any more gothic pretentious?" "How dare you speak to the Prince of Evil that way you slut!?" "Prince of Evil? You work at fucking Dairy Queen!"   Whatcha thinking? Whatcha thinking? Are you the prince of... E-Ville? How can you call yourself a god, Don't even bother to interfere, Created in your fucking image, What kind of creep does that make
Check Out My New Page   check back on the page often as I am updating it daily.    About Dixon Dixon Resale and Repair shop offers much of your electronic needs, we have a little bit of everything from computers, cameras,game systems, games you name it. IF you need some thing hit us up. we also do computer repairs and so forth. You may reach us at our office at 573-759-3574 J.D is the owner and Tech here so please give him a call if you need computer repair. Contact Information Address Dixon, MO 65459-7543 Website Email  Please check our my personal business web site on facebook, I also sell on ebay! so be sure to check me out.   About Dixon Dixon Resale and Repair sh
About Fu Love
fuBar is a great place to make new friends. I must say I made some great friend`s here on fu. Over time you'll notice that one person on Fu who just stands from a far distant and just watches, doesn't say to much at first, but always shows love, always nice, never asks for anything, always thanks you, is always there to congratulate you. Take notice of that person. Don't let the craziness of fu-bar keep you from discovering who they are. We all have past experience with love. Some are good, some are bad. This person will make repairs on your broken heart with out you knowing it, listen more to WHAT IS NOT SAID THEN SAID, who watches WHAT YOU DO, NOT WHAT YOU SAY, always POSITIVE, they PROTECT you when you don`t know it, and they really see and know you for WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU STAND FOR. When you can meet someone who make`s you stop and think, "what is it about this person that makes you notice them"... but you really don't understand why. It is a force that can not be bought at a
Read I Changed My Mind
    As I looked out the grey hound window I was on, I could see the rain work its way down the glass.  Slow bands that would only change their course when the wind would.  I had watched them most of the night.  It seemed as if the rain was cleaning the path ahead of me.    The sun was due to be up soon and I still had no idea where I was.  Some where in between Minneapolis and Chicago.  It didn’t matter really, because I knew where I was headed.     Patricia…    She was the reason I was riding on this bus.  I was risking everything being on this bus.  My job, my house, and my life just for her.  All things considering it was an easy choice for me to make.    I would ask my self why?  Why would I risk every thing just to have her in my life?  What was so important that I needed her in my life?  The answer would come as if some one was talking to me.      “Because you love her.”     I reached up and turned on the light above my seat.  I had to check my bus ticket
Why Nsfw
Adult Humor Courtesy Of Wv's 'hillbilly Hollar'
 (If this offends anyone, I apologize for it)   The President was looking for a call girl. He found such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?” She replied, “$200.” To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was “$100.” He then asked the red-head.. her reply was:  “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment, and screw me the way you have retiree’s, then it isn’t going to cost you a damn cent!”       One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainees didn
Bali Island
Here's a new skin I just made for Lisa-Jane. Here's a preview To rip it to your profile use this URL
Info On The "just Some Stuff I Write" Category
A little info on the "just some stuff I write" category. They are in no particular order. Some are even older than the time I've been on fu. They may not be for anyone specific or they may be for you. If indeed it is for you...more than likely you will get it via email or some other way. I write because I write, sometimes it flows and sometimes it doesn't. Some are pretty fucking good and let's face it....some are garbage. But I think it's smart to post the garbage as well. Just to show how the Muse works or doesn't work. Some are rantings that must be purged or it will poison me inside. I do write from deep within but sometimes it is embellished in some form to make it work. I am not always miserable (ok a lot of times I am). But it mostly works for the type of writing I do. And I am by far NOT the best (I have seen some amazing stuff on here) But writing is good for the soul therefore I do it. So I just wanted say that they are not in the order they were written. For some reason I th
My Daughter
I had no clue we had a blog here..Well its like this up until 2007 I was rollling along lifes highway feeling so good..Then the dragon raised his bufugly head..When I got sick well I got sick..Started tx in the fall of that year...It was real bad..First off loosing the money I use to make was bad then this tx crap well hell man whats next? Well suicide attempt was next..The tx had me crazy..I mean truly nuts..I couldnt sleep eat think nothing was the same and since then nothing has returned to true sanity...My daughter was so use to being spoiled the littel brat and having to loose my business due to the dragon well money left us..I live on disability now and well who the hell can live on that tiny bit of cash..So this last couple of years I have lost...So much but  mostly I have lost Savannah..her innocence was taken away due to my sickness..She is so out there it scares me daily..I love this child more than my own breath..She was my late in life child..So needless to say she was unex
First Blog
all i know is a week aog i met the most amazing guy in my email box,and now i feel totally lost,because i can't seem to really reach out and connect with him the last two days  
What is a friend? A friend is someone who is always there. A friend is someone who is always dear. A friend is someone who is always near no matter the distance between the two. A friend is someone that always lends an ear or two. A friend is someone who always lends a hand or two. A friend is someone you can hold no matter what you’re going through. A friend is someone you can depend on in the time of need, no matter how big or small it may be. A friend in deed is what I have in you. ©WMW2004
My Love For Thee
My Angel
For never more will my heart be cold, for thee I tell you, I now have a heart of gold, now that I have you to hold. We now hold the keys to each others hearts and souls.So listen to the sounds of our bodies as the story is told, for we may never know what will unfold.I love the gentle touch of your hands, as they warm my body and touch my soul.I love the gentle touch of your lips for they are never neither rough nor are they ever cold. I love the soft words that you speak as they caress my mind and make me whole.I longed for the moment that we are joined together as one, now my love the story of our bodies starts to be told, with you for me to ever hold. ©WMW2004 I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up, I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up, I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up and if this is a dream then damn sure don't wake me up; but if this is truely reality then please lord don't make it a fatality...Lord hear my cries and hear my pleads if this is truely an angel you
My Angel
I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up, I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up, I'm slippin and fallin and can't get up and if this is a dream then damn sure don't wake me up; but if this is truely reality then please lord don't make it a fatality...Lord hear my cries and hear my pleads if this is truely an angel you have brought onto me then guide us into the path so that we may be for all eternity...As I sit here with my back up against the wall I swore I would not fall, but as I look to see it is me who is slippin and fallin and I can’t get up…I have wished in my dreams for an angel to come onto me to show me there is true love waiting for me, but is this all a dream or is it reality…I need reality with out fatality if im gona slip and fall then I need to slip and fall in to the arms of my angel for all eternity! ©WMW2009
Sterbating Standing Up
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For Fun
You:   What color eyes? Brown   Hair?  Brown      How tall? 6'6"       How old?  28 What city do you live in Fairfield,nj   Male/Female?  Male      The Private You?   How many people have you had sex with in 2009?   none   How many of those people were one night stands?  None   How many serious relationships have you had?   serious 4 whatevers a few more then i would like to talk about   What is your favorite position?     Doing it any way i can!   Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Yeah      Him / Her   Eyes?   Yes that would be weird otherwise     Height?   no shorter the 5'1"      Tall / short?  I already said     Personality?     One is required, yes   Age?  Older then 18 under 35     Misc.  She needs to have a brain   What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone?     No diseases right? lol   Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship?  done it a few times lol   If yes, how
For Holly
Lyrics to "round Here" by the counting crowns, the lyrics in this song,are so painful and so beautiful, I WISH more musicans put themselves out there like this, it's so hard to just connect, and when you hear something that just hits u deep down , we remeber no matter how lonley we are we are never truly alone. this is the very essence of what drives me to write and express my self     Step out the front door like a ghost Into the fog where no one notices The contrast of white on white. And in between the moon and you The angels get a better view Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right. I walk in the air between the rain Through myself and back again Where? I don't know Maria says she's dying Through the door I hear her crying Why? I don't know Round here we always stand up straight Round here something radiates Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand She said she'd like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis And she walks along the edge of where the ocean meet
Poem: Flaxen Buzz (-k-)
 Flaxen Buzz Flaxen buzz on her mind tonight.  She's so high and wound so tight. She must die till the feeling's right.  Satisfied, Eve'll take another bite of the apple tonight.  So surreal in her kaleidoscopic world. All too real as she collides with the sky.  'Cause she knows that Satan's ceiling is God's floor on high.  She sits and spins on her globe of clay. Molding it to her liking, then destroys it in vain.  Platinum goddess in her playground land. Props her dolls up at the table, butcher knife behind her back.  Plays "off with their heads" this queen of black hearts.
Poem: In (-k-)
In  In the wake of your love’s funeral. Your love there, dead, she lies. Yet you take from the cathedral the godlessness in her eyes? In the moon, full, you see her face. And tragedy in her stare. All too soon love is replaced with a contempt that is found everywhere. Within your empty waking appetite you are swallowed every night. Like a web's razor-edged heart, it dissects you into soulless parts. In the scheme of life's nightmarish dreams, no evidence left in the undertaker's cart. In your dreams are you being dreamt? Casting shadows? Or are they casting you?     Author: Kirk Edwin Fields (-K-)/authored (copyright): May 31, 1996
For Our Troops
Who Am I I am kindness, tenderness and understanding. When you are sad, I will cry with you but I'll also hold you in my arms and kiss away the tears. I am funny, charming and witty at times, and inquisitive I look for the humor and the excitement in life and appreciate all the the fullness that life brings. I enjoy finding new things to experience. I am serious, a thinker, responsible I value friends and family. I try to keep my promises. I will stand by you in times of crisis. I am affable, social and friendly My friends are important, they know I will be there for them if I can, I trust them and want to see them happy as I trust that they want to see me happy in my life too I am old and I am young. Much I have experienced in life and much more that I want to experience. I am faithfullness and devotion to the one I'm with Even when we are apart, you are always in my heart and on my mind. I am artistic, creative and imaginative I paint, I photograph, I see the world at times t
How To Be A Mobster
Turf wars can only be initiated by boss or underboss. When turf war starts everybody hs 55 minutes to get as many wins against the turf we are at war with. The turf that has the most wins takes the enemies turf tax for the day! So check the "Turf Wars" tab to see if we are going to war with anybody and log on during that time to be part of the war. Remember the more people that participate, the more wins we get making it more likely to take the other teams turf tax! Happy Hunting! Casanova This is what your mobster should look like by lvl 150 WEAPONS 750 M2 Browning Machine Guns (Offense) 750 M134D Gatling Guns (Defense) ARMOR 750 Body Armor (Offense) 750 Reinforced Blast Shelters (Defense) VEHICLES 750 Armed Subs (Offense & Defense) or 750 Regular Subs (Offense) 750 Tanks (Defense) Do not get Apache Helicopters, upkeep is too high and just not worth the money! Until you get all your tanks, buy TUV's for your defense! Until you get all your Reinforced Blast Shelters, bu
[[my Own Passenger]]
Stephanie's Random World
Poem: Dearest Love Of Mine
Dearest Love of Mine  If I had an eternity to show you how I feel, we'd witness the dawn of life infinite times over.If I had the vision, I'd show you with such precision -How love lights blind with delight as embers under the universal night.With raw passion and intensity we're devoured by life's brief but overbearing immensity as we drift with souls of Eden.  Eden! Wash us pure of this modern day manure.And make our bed from all of your precious flowers.Take us to God's lips to be captured by the kiss that enraptures us with bliss.And lets our limber bodies fall to Earth's abyss.  Please heed our humble plea and set our mortality free.For it cries a tearful sea.One so shallow, one of sorrow and of misery.Keep us fearful as we were as babes.Keep us cheerful for the love we praise. Unto no man give ethereal release -Until his time has ended and his weary soul's at peace.Unto no woman give weighty tasks of heart.As of a Mother torn between reason and abandonment by umbilical departu
Having Fun Fun
Photo and video editing at  Dirty little thoughts … they cause a stir … create heat and passion. Late at night sometimes I have naughty ideas ! I share those ideas with you sometimes, other times I just keep them in my mind, I love sexy scenarios. They range from exciting places to have sex to just different sexual encounters. having wild imaginations ! One of the most exciting parts of the daydreams I have are the long lasting passionate kisses. Kisses are so personal, so intimate. Nibbling my lower lip can be very dangerous … I am going to go lay down and daydream something sexy … erotic … wanna join me ? There he was … right in front of me. I never wanted to wake up from this dream. I had been waiting for this feeling, this excitement for so long. My heart was beating so fast it felt like it would beat out of my chest. We were snuggled together on the balcony of our room overlooking the ocean wrapped up in a soft
Cassandra's Blog
So this year we are very low on money for christmas especially since im single mom and i have 3 kids. so i started to post ads on craigslist to sell a bunch of my baby stuff that i dont really need. a woman responded to one of the ads wanting my double stroller for 30 dollars. she showed up yesterday and  i showed her the stroller and she handed me the money but said. im very sorry i thought i had 30 dollars in the car but im short 2.50. i will be back tomorrow to give you the rest. i told her it was no big deal but i asked her if she needed any other baby stuff because i had more to sell before christmas. and she said she didnt need anything else. today she came back as she promised and handed me a white envelope with my name on the front. as i wished her a merry christmas and shut the door i opened it and noticed that there was way more than 2.50 in it. the envelope contained 50 dollars and a note saying god bless you. i was overwhelmed and started crying. it was just too much. there
Part One
My Bff At Work
Fuck All You Bitches
You never lied to me,Your words were always honest and true.You never let me downor let me walk away with tears in my eyes.You held my hand when it hurt,and fixed my broken wings.Taught this baby bird to fly,and listened to her song.Turned this duck into a swan,And let her find her way.Away I flew,But back to you my heart will always stay. go give him a peace of your mind I understand that you and me,We will never be.But you will always be the one,With the biggest part of me.A tear rolls down my face,As you walk away.I reach out to youBut it's too late,You are already gone.
Take A Peek Of My New Creation
Only way i can add a new pic haha New picture of me. Recent pic of me  

Sign by Danasoft - Get Your Free Sign     I came into ShockWave not really expecting the hospitality that was shown to me. For that, I must thank all of you. These past two years have been really difficult for me and I couldn't really deal with people. Everywhere I looked I saw my friends turn into enemies. Because of that I had retreated back into myself and severed myself from the world. I just went about every day like a zombie. I figured that going into lounges and getting back in tune with people would be good medicine for me. However, that was not the case. I've been in plenty of lounges and in each lounge I felt out of place. Then when I came into ShockWave I was surprised at the kindness and hospitality of the members and staff. Y'all made me feel at home and shown me that there are still people out there with love and kindness in their hearts. I appreciate all of you and I am proud to be a part of the family. I love y'all very much.   Love and Light,   Danielle   AKA "N
  Tequila Christmas Cake   1-Cup Water 1-Tsb Baking Soda 1-Cup Sugar 1-Tsp Salt 1-Cup Brown Sugar 2-Cups Dried Fruit Lemon Juice 4 Lg Eggs Nuts 1-Bottle Tequila   Sample Tequila For Quality (I Already Sampled It...Several Times To Check The Quality) Take A Large Bowl, Check Tequila Again. To Be Sure It Is Highest Quality, Pour One Level Cup And Drink Repeat Turn On The Electric Mixer Beat One Cup Of Butter In A Large Fluffy Bowl Add One Teaspoon Of Sugar. Beat Again At This Point Its Best O Make Sure The Tequila Is Still Okay. Try Another Cup...Just In Case Turn Off The Mixerer Thingy. Break 2 Leggs And Add The Bowl And Chuck In The Cup Of Fruit Pick The Friggin
Redd Alert
Why You Should Wrigt Your Fu Wife Or Fu Husband In Jail!!!
First off you should have a fu spouse!  If you have one then you should read this. My fu wife and i were talking and i realized that she is a very cool chick and i would like to talk to her forever but anyway we talk everyday and if she got locked up then i would wright her in jail! My reason is that it would be good for them because a lot of time when your locked up ppl that are your real friends and family don't care enuff to wright witch i think is messed up and if you care for someone and tey are put in that perdicament then you should keep in touch! prison sux so if this ever happens to you take my advice and just send them a letter a day or every other day because like i said you get lonly and a few kind words from your fu partner would sure brighten anyones day! I LOVE YOU AMBER!  
New Social Network Virus
Ikea recalls children's high chair 5 hours 35 mins ago Buzz Up! Print Story Furniture giant Ikea has confirmed it is recalling a children's high chair following safety concerns. Skip related content Related photos / videos Ikea recalls children's high chair The recall comes after reports that locks securing the seat to the frame of the "Leopard" children's high chair may break, which could result in children dropping through the frame. One child suffered bruised legs after falling through the chair. There are also concerns that youngsters could choke on the detached snap locks. The company is calling for customers with the chairs to stop using them immediately and return the seat and frame to Ikea where they will receive a full refund. A spokesman for the Swedish retailer said: "Ikea has received 11 reports of broken snap locks, including one incident where the seat with child dropped
Becoming An Ecs Member
BECOMING AN ECS MEMBER: In order to become an ECS member, you MUST have a salute legible salute approved by Fubar. If you do not have one, you will be required to create one before you we can add your picture to our albums. Upon receiving our invite and you agreeing to join ECS, "ECS Prospect" MUST be added to your name. Once this is done, we will rip a picture to our ECS Prospect folder and will remain in that folder until the following has been completed. You MUST FAN, ADD and RATE our top 7 members found in our family as well as all of ECS members. The group is growing every day and to fan, add and rate all ECS members is time consuming. We understand this but, until you have completed this, ALL ECS PROSPECTS will remain a prospect. The ECS homepage should be added to either your top friends or family. After completing the above, please contact the us via private message or through the shoutbox letting us know that you have done and completed the above. Once we have confirme
Early Dismissal   It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students haveturned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All thechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an earlydismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly canleave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smartand will answer the question."Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."Johnny is even madder than before.Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leav
A Sunny Christmas
A Sunny Christmas     Every year at Christmas timeThere's not a sign of snow.Instead we spend our yuletide daysIn the sun's warm cheery glow.     We have the best of Christmas things,The lights, the gifts, the bells,(And "snowbirds" who arrive en masseTo fill our beach hotels.)     The glorious weather fits right inWith our happy Christmas mood,And we can also walk and runWithout having to be snowshoed.     So don't feel bad for your Florida friendsWho have no snow or ice.We think our sunny Christmas hereIs a holiday paradise!
Chivalry   i would love to know the honest truth on this   it seems like some people are so ungreatful for real men who does these acts   and iam paying the price for it   i admit at what i did was poor judgement   but my heart was in the right place
Holier Than What?
New Comm. # 2
If I am supposed to write for one,And only one for all time.Would she hand me her heart,To hold till the end of time. Would my words calm her,Bring a smile to crying eyes.Would they carry her so softly,Like clouds crossing the sky. Would my smile please her heart,As she opens her eyes evevy morn.Would she take my hand willingly,And let a love be born. These questions unanswered,To find them I wish I could.My answer to her very simple,Yes beautiful I would. You search the worldFor riches you'll never findIs there any way to make you realizeTo open up your mind. The treasure that you seekOn a map cannot be foundAnd it cannot be weighedBy the ounce or the pound. The wealth that you huntYou've had since the startBuried deep inside youDeep inside your heart. When I saw her beauty,I could not run away.When she said hello again,I didn't know what to say. Her beauty ran through her,From her head down to her toes.Just looking at her I lost my words,My mind knew not where to go. When a
Little Girl Poem...9/11
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy
Sane's Asylum
I am a beautiful, intelligent, divorced female with a great sense of humor. I am a mix of Native American and Hungarian. with some British thrown in, as if I was not different enough I suppose! I DO have kids and I DO have pets. One of my children is special needs and a total handful. If that is a problem, well, thanks for stoppin by! I have long black hair to my waist or so, green eyes, about 5'8 1/2. Im not anorexic skinny & im not frighteningly huge. Im also not perfect. (But most people are convinced im pretty close I am not religious. Tho I dont mind it. I like rock, metal, punk type music. Scary movies (old skool) & slapstick comedies as well as fantasys and meaningful type movies. What am I looking for? Some one who is kind hearted , caring , loving... A GREAT sense of humor and an abundance of patience a must. As is a family oriented soul. You dont have to be an eternal optimist (lord knows im not!) but you DO need to have hope and the want for a happy lif
Doin' It On The Cell Phone
We had a record blizzard. 3 feet of snow. I love hiking 1/4 mile through hip deep snow with 50 pounds of gear because some dumbass decided to a) boil beer in the middle of a blizzard, and b) dump the water outside, thus resulting in him slipping and spilling it on him. Then his wife decided to a) try and drive the SUV through 3 feet of snow, and b) got it stuck. So I got to treat a patient in an SUV while waiting for a plow truck so we could get him to a burn center. *Sigh* some people... 72 hours, 74 unit responses, one tired fireman. Slept for 12 hours. I needed that. Might go for another 12 tonight lol. I have a feeling this is how my weeks will be going for a while now. To say life went to hell in a handbasket this week is an understatement. I've having to choose between compromising my morals for the path of least resistance and letting a minor evil go unpunished, or making a mountain out of a molehill, which is the technically "right" thing to do, but which will screw me royally
My Cockteasing Whore
I have a question for all you women, why are most of you so afraid to make the first move on a guy? Whether its just asking him out on a date,or just asking for a one night stand? lol I mean yes we men are true hunters by nature but do we have to do all the work? Or is it because women are just to afraid in fear of getting rejected or shot down.  Come on ladys, enquiring minds wanna
5 Lies Of Obamacare
Are Obama and his friends taking you as a fool?     You have to wonder what they really think about the intelligence of the American people.     Obama repeatedly has out-and-out lied about his healthcare plan.     Here are just 5 of the big whoppers.     Lie #1: 'You Keep Your Doctor, You Keep Your Insurer'     This is a complete fabrication.     Under plans Obama has backed in the House and the Senate, almost any business can opt their employees into the "public option" — the government health plan.     That means you could lose your insurer. And if your doctor is worth his salt, you'll lose him or her as well.     Why? Because great doctors probably will not want to get the very low rates the government will pay private doctors who are part of the new government system.     So, without your consent, you very easily could lose your insurer and your doctor.     Lie #2: The Elderly Will Not Face Rationing or Medicare Cuts    
Simply Devine
"May I Please have a moment of your precious time. And share a dream with you, that may just help you unwind. With this special message, a dream we will create. With magical abilities having both of our hearts, and souls at stake. Close your eyes for a moment being well aware. And let's dream of our biggest dreams if we only dare. We must believe this magic is truly happening, right now to us. Being very gentle and kind to our hearts, for it is only in ourselves we must trust. Allowing our imagination to begin stirring, while feeling the warmth of magic occurring. Believing with both of our hearts, that we know, one of our dreams will create a desiring spark. Now see your dream taking form, and give a smile .. the type of smile you haven't had in awhile! ... Are you smiling? ... Keep on smiling and reach deep within, and touch your soul so that one of us may win. Now keep believing and make your wish. ... The biggest wish that is on your list. ... Now after all of that, and reading all
Hey You!!! Yeah You Come 'er!
Body And Mind
acceptance means that you can find the serenity within to let go of the past. acceptance is the road to peace, letting go of the worst, holding on to the best. acceptance is the hearts best defense, love's greatest asset, and the easiest way to keep believing in yourself and other's. accept what comes to you totally and completely so that you can appreciate it, learn from it, and then let it go. Acknowledging fear is not a cause for depression or discouragement. " Because we possess such fear we also are potentially entitled to experience fear (fearlessness). True fearlessness is not the reduction of fear; but going beyond what you fear. Sometimes your in pain and at times you might be happy.  Tranquil is almost null, at times you feel kidnapped by your work and entrapped in your life.  Some live in constant change, others feel abused not knowing where they go.  This place is quick, fast, blurry; at times there is no moment for rest, endings to life here are vague, some happy, some
Art And Science Prolonging Life
What makes fighting unique among most forms of exercise is the way it blends strength, endurance, flexibility and balance. Although the studies were small in scale, their findings should make people aware of fitness alternatives to traditional sports such as running and lifting weights. In recent years elderly individuals 60 and up tend to take up tai chi, a Chinese martial art that uses slow, smooth movements to train the body in balance, endurance and strength. Other forms such as karate, judo, tae kwon do and kung fu have been known to produce similar results. The results being stronger joints and a stronger immune system. No arthritis problems in the joints or back pain. Young adolescence and adults ages 14-18 generally gravitate towards wrestling after school or taking up boxing or some form of boxing. Studies have shown that doing so produced a stronger immune system and somewhat heightened reflex, not to be confused with super human strength and speed, but rather h
It's nice to fall in love with the one and only everytime i turn around i wish he could tell me that he wants to hold me, but in real life we all know that he cant be my lover so i face the facts that way you'll get to know me on top of all, i love how your eyes shine through the morning and once you put that smile on me i really wish i was your one and only My tears are fallingYou had meYou hurt meI love youPlease help meYou made my tears fallNow please make them stopYou used meNowMy tears are fallingIt’s up to you to stopMy tears from falling You were one here but went away.Forever in my heart you will stay.You were the one everyone loved.Now you are the beautiful angel up above.Why did the lord take you away?And leave me alone this way?all alone with nothing to say butThat i miss you more and more Each Day
Ok peeps, these are the rules (Guidline's More then anything) NOTE: IF ANY OF THESE ARE REPORTED TO ME MORE THEN ONCE I WILL DELEATE THE ACCOUNT WITHOUT NOTICE!!!! I AM THE SOLE CARE TAKER OF THIS PROFILE ANY CHANGE WILL BE RUN BY ME FIRST!IF IN ANY CASE I CANNOT BE GOTTEN AHOLD OF, IRISH MINISTER CAN BE ASKED! Ok here are the guidlines: 1) The Name is DJ () @ The Black Shamrock.The () is where you put your name, once done with your shift, Remove your name! 2) add one pic of your self in the defualt album and where you put something to say under it put your FU NAME and Staff tital. 3) other pics can be uploaded, NO NOT SAFE FOR WORK PIC'S PLEASE 4) be nice to the other Dj's who use this do not upload to many pic's please We are also looking for dj's who ethusistic and interested in doind what we do. If you would like to dj for us come to the lounge or privet message us so we can talk to you. thank you
My Poetry
The night is stalking the day an inch at a time Locked together in a dance forever intertwined Ever so close only allowed to touch at twilight This passionate kiss forever fractures the night Not dead or alive but dreaming somewhere in between Eyes forever open listening for the silent scream Of the innocents lost to feed the eternal need The eternal hunger, I give you my body to feed I love you in this second for all eternity I'll share this life together our immortality Passion red as a rose and sharp as this thorn Poised above my neck ready to be reborn The nocturne sings to the children ever lost The gates of heaven and hell forever shut Thirsting for the wine of the deepest cut Drowning in a flood of reverent blood the rain had fallen, leaving everything a glistening wet behind, the drops fell off of the windowsill, drip drip drip Where a bird lay perched, Its sleek black feathers matched the dreary scene, It feet tapped the metal, tap tap tap The bird with the wi
Thoughts From An Epiphany
So in any normal circumstance I'd never post anything here, but I figured I might give it a try. Actually, I was a frequent blogger years and years ago back during my undergraduate days (wow, I'm starting to feel old just thinking about it. And I just barely graduated a year ago as of Dec 13th here in 2 days). BUT, looking back on it; I see how immature I was back then. And as I've gotten a bit older, posts are fewer and far between; unless it seems important or something of relevance. Now on with the post... Abandonment? Meaning (as defined by Merriam-Webster) "given up." A lot of things can come to mind when you think "abandoned" (or any form of the word). Myself? It unfortunately brings back a lot of painful memories. Memories I never thought I'd ever remember. Not until 2 nights ago... I was on the phone with one of my best friends in Shreveport and while I was speaking, I happened to mention a few things on my mind. In particular, my string of horrible luck in relationships...
Writing: Kink
It was late... a late night in the apartment as she lay there in bed, covered in the smell of wine and smoke, and still wearing her clothes from the earlier evening spent with her friends. As she laid there, her mind buzzing from the alcohol, she could not find sleep. No, her mind wandered upon a man... the one in the next room sleeping on the couch. She often thought of him, when she felt like this. Amanda and Rick always had get-togethers like this, and with their drinking one or more of their friends would end up staying the night. But it was also in these situations that she and Mitch would happen to get a little adventurous. Of course, in Amanda and Ricks' old apartment, it was much more so due to their being no guest room for her... they were on the couch, their hands exploring, lips crushing, even though drunken clumsiness kept making them giggle. Despite that, she still felt aroused at the thought as she turned onto her side with a frown. After all, Mitch was a good looking m
life is not what it seems... You will end up falling inlove with your ex gf and getting engaged to her and she will get all mad because she finds out you have a tazer but oh well love is love.... i know it's not much of a blog but it's a start
Me Speakem!
True friends are those who walk in while the rest of the world walks out.   True friends are those who visit you, just to SEE YOU... without wanting to borrow  or ask of something.   True friends are those who say sorry just to make the peace even if it was you that was at wrong.      **Damn!...where can you get one of these?  Sorry! it just dosen't exist anymore! why do you need an excuse/a day... to all come together and pretend that you like each other and stuff yourself with food till you are bloated and accept crappy gifts that had no thought go into them. Lets just keep it for the kids and not worry about the surrounding false pretence that comes with it.   amen! Went into the sex store yesterday and amazed how now, the kinky stuff is out from the back dark corner and out in the light.   Looks like BDSM is becoming to popular...i use to like hiding in that dark corner when doing my shopping.   *SIGHS*
Do you treasure your friendships to the point where you would protect them at any or all costs? Hey errybody,   I just was inspired by a certain ladyfriend....Wouldnt it be AWESOME if everyone made Christmas salutes for me( and each other )if you choose?? post them in my pics and we could exchange them at our leisure???.....I am trying hard to get into the Spirit of giving...i figure since a pic is worth 1000 words, we could have fun with it......   what say you peoples???   1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? maybe   2. Are you involved with anyone? That depends on your definition of "involved"   3. Where do you wish you were right now? In Brazil on a nice beach drinking a martini with a certain someone   4. What should you be doing right now? Nothing in particular.....   5. Does sex mean love? Nope   6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Sometimes you are the bird, Sometimes you are the statue.....   7. Are you
History Of....
Khmer Boxing (Boxing of Cambodia) was apart of the khmer empire's military training in Cambodia. The king was the expert in combat techniques. Warrior's learned Khmer boxing or Khmer kickboxing to supplement the sword in close range combat. Khmer boxing techniques use hands, elbows, knees, shins, and feet. Our philosophy is to teach students discipline, self-confidence, respect, patience, developing body coordination, speed, balance, and mental health. More importantly we teach our youth to be good citizens. Some people may confuse this art with Muay Thai of Thailand and maybe even american kick-boxing. Both of which are break offs of the much older form of kicking boxing that originated in Cambodia. Kmher Boxing as a sport Before each fight the boxer perform a ritual dance called KUNN-KRU. which pays respect to family's and teachers. Fights consist of three minute rounds with two minute rest periods. The fights are controlled by a referee and decis
recently i have een trying to find a man by the name of chris heckman for my daughter wants to know where he is i have put his name on myspace and facebook and yahoo and yearbook but no one knows him this my last try if you know him and know his mom by the nam of terry heckmen please email me at thank you
Stuff Like
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is with the bean of java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.   How many of you live by the same code? lol
Its Whatever
u think u know me but u don't. u think i will care but i won't. u think highly way too much of ur self but i really know what u r. if u really think about it u don't know shit about me unless u make the effert but i know and u know u won't. thats why i'm still going strong and moving on to make it better for me and thats why its whatever. lol random i know
Baby's Daddy
To many people are claiming to be my child's father, can you help me find the true one.... I thought Witchie was it... Dammit she came at me with a turkey baster, had me all tied up and everything... HELP WIcked and her fetus
Head Under Covers
What if your mind be enslaved by others?Opinions and judgments are what you'll showLiving and dying, head under the coversForsaken: the wisdom taught by mothersStrangling mind's garden, like weeds non-truths growAnd now your mind be enslaved by othersYour life is a fight waged against brothersYour world is in darkness, all that you knowLiving and dying, head under the coversPerhaps your senses be dulled by loversCircling down, from truth away you goAnd now your mind be enslaved by othersEmotional anguish, you discoverOut of your life all of your hope will flowLiving and dying, head under the coversWasted: the mind that's enslaved by othersDown the true path this mind will never strollAnd now your mind be enslaved by othersLiving and dying, head under the covers
Is Obamacare Constitutional?
A reporter recently asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D;CA)where in the Constitution Congress is given the authority to forceAmericans to buy health insurance, she responded, "Are you serious?Are you serious?" Responding to a follow-up question to thisnon-answer, Pelosi's press secretary said, "That is not a seriousquestion." I think otherwise and so should all Americans who value the liberties which our Constitution protects. And once the mandate question is thoroughly examined through the lens of theConstitution's original meaning, the answer is inescapable: it is not constitutional.For those with a traditional understanding of the Constitution as acharter of liberty (as opposed to the 'living version'), the list ofCongress' powers in Article I, Section 8, grants it no authority torequire any such thing. To defend their unprecedented expansion of federal power, Obamacare's proponents rely upon excessively broad interpretations of Congress' powers --namely the powers to regulate inte
I Need You!!!
My mom entered the "Share Your Bright Holiday Moments" contest for UL (Underwriter Laboratories) and Brickfish. All the entries are great, which makes for a very close competition. She has two entries. One of them (SOLD OUT!!!) is currently #2 and the other one (Brightest Holiday Moments) is #7. I would REALLY REALLY appreciate it if you could help her, PLEASEEE IT’S THE LAST DAY!!! I gave directions, below, and if you have any questions or need anything don't hesitate to ask =) . Click the green button "VOTE"(on both) and then click the blue button "SHARE"(on both) to post to your sites or email (to get more votes)... Thanks again, I can't even explain to you how much this means to my family and I. Share Your Bright Holiday MomentsSponsored by Underwriters Laboratories Inc.
News Worldwide And Such
  Dr. Paolo Zamboni has come upon an entirely new idea about how to treat multiple sclerosis, one that may profoundly change the lives of patients. He found that scientists who had studied the brains of MS patients had noticed higher levels of iron in their brain, not accounted for by age. The iron deposits had a unique pattern, often forming in the core of the brain, clustered around the veins that normally drain blood from the head. Dr. Zamboni wondered if the iron came from blood improperly collecting in the brain. Using Doppler ultrasound, he began examining the necks of MS patients and made an extraordinary finding. Almost 100 percent of the patients had a narrowing, twisting or outright blockage of the veins that are supposed to flush blood from the brain. He then checked these veins in healthy people, and found none of these malformations. Nor did he find these blockages in those with other neurological conditions. Zamboni dubbed the vein disorder he discovered CCS
Stolen from...a lot of someones...layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsNO!!!!!!!!!!! layer two:- name: Theonicia - birth date: march 14, 1974- nicknames: Theo, NiNi, Denise, Bitch, Wifey(Seamus MUAH)- current location: in Wittys CLoset- eye color: Blue- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty  - best friend[s]: both Ws a S and a H and a few morelayer three:- the shoes you wore today: High heal suede boots.. - your perfect pizza: Feta, ham and green peppers with fresh tomatoes - the last time you cried: in the tub when i realized my belly was expanding....layer four:- your best physical feature: my ass - most missed memory:hopefully child birth the second time cause ill be drugged uplayer five:- pepsi or coke: Gingerale- mcdonald's or burger king: MEAT!!!!- adidas or nike: High Heals damn you all- lipton ice tea or nestea: Chamomile - chocolate or vanilla: vanilla - cappuccino or coffee: Really do I have to answer thislayer six:- curse: absolutley fucking not.- do you
I'm A Lil Secrect...shhhhhhhh!@ Fubar
Jo     Just so you know how much you mean too me   ................................... You are such a special person and I am so glad I met you, you have the kindest heart and such a lovely way about you, and for me to know you, makes me so lucky, I am so glad that you finely are sorting your life out and I truly believe that you are going to be so happy and have such a nice life down in Cornwall. For the past 3 years that I have known you it’s been a really tough time but I really hope that in some small way I have been there for you and helped, I know there have been times that I have annoyed you, but I hope that you can just remember the good times and the laughing we did, as I will always remember the fun we had, you will always be very dear to me and will always be my very best friend (Just don’t ask me too look after your car keys again or ask me where they are :)) I know you were always going to leave but I never thought it would be as hard for me when the time c
Nazareth Said It Best...
I never expected to be here again... in LOVE!! Said I would never be the jealous type... but the on-off switch is broken. Yes, as much as it feels good being in Love, It also has it's down-side. Thanx "Nazareth" for giving us all that reality check...                                   LOVE HURTS
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To Be Honest
Some time in life we want things in our life that are amazing we want them to flourish generally one of two things happen: a it is not truly what we wanted and it self desructs or be it works out perfectly and it goes great . if we want something bad enough is it worth waiting for worth giving it our all even if it is risky. If we are ready to change and want to finally work to make a true give and take can it work. Is it worth it to risk taking the time even if nothing may come of it. If you put yourself out and you lose it do you let go. If time changes all, why is a risk to let things go back to how they were. If relations can truly build from friendship and can sex ruin relations could the former and the later balance out and actually become something good . well the fact of the matter is that whatever life brings there will be pain there will be pleasure and everything in between and if we are to scared of those things life will be miserable and we will be alone for the rest o
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RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?Pat[2] You were in the car with?Andrew[3] Went to the mall with?The family[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Pat[5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar?WrekkaT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?TrueQ: Been searched By Cops?FalseQ: Been suspended from school?FalseQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?FalseQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?FalseQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?TrueQ: Shot a gun?FalseQ: Donated Blood?TrueWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?Drink[2] Be serious or be funny?Funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?Beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?Getting shotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Sun[2] Winter or fall?Fall[3] Left or right?Left[4] Black and white or colo
The Truth Doesnt Hurt
A Wish

Please understand that I am NOT here for your entertainment. I do want to make new friends, which is fine, but there is a limit. -UNDERSTAND- *What you see is what you get *When its convenient for me to take pics I will, not for you *If I dont respond to you right away, chill the fuck out, I do have other things to do *Im not here for sex or to hook up with every one of you motherfuckers *I dont like to be bothered 24/7 about my pics,getting on cam,calling or texting you and other bullshit *I can and will say whatever I want and do whatever I want, so dont fucking question me about it *I will not explain myself to you and I have nothing to prove to anyone *Yes I am single, but just because I talk to you doesnt mean Im interested *I do speak my mind, so if you dont like what I have to say, then you can kiss my ass -AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST- *Im not here to please anybody, Im simpl
My Poems
In Your Eyes you are holding me, loving me so carefuly, the way you touch me. as if i'm fragile, i'd break won't break...just ache... to feel you inside me. your eyes are like a mirror. my heart is look at me as if i were the only thing you know sweet, fluid, smoldering hot... you look right into me feel what i am to you looking into my soul, with those eyes seeing what lies inside of me. wet, anticipating every touch, every move of your body...your skin slides over me, like a blanket. you lie on me, and the heat, the feel of your body, just makes me want to scream... like the howling of a wolf. i want this..i need you.... all i want to do is just be.. even to just lightly touch the surface of who you are what you want why do you want me? feeling your body tense, as you push against me.. oh, what pleasure this is....i feel like a black panther... like I'm prowling just to see what i can do next..just to feel you, any part of you, o
What A Day
  Today was an interesting day. See I've been divorced for about 6 months now. I've had no contact with her or my 2 beautiful kids. After the divorced she changed phone number and her address. So as you can imagine it's been driving me crazy that i have'nt spoken to my kids. So today i decide to log on to yahoo messenger and talk to a friend of mine. But to my surprise as soon as i log on she quickly sends me a message. Message said the kids miss you like crazy, why have'nt you called them. At this point im getting pretty upset,but i held my composure. As nice as i possibly could i tell her how the hell am supposed to call or write to them. Very quickly i saw the conversation was going nowhere. She then starts to tell me she made a huge mistake divorcing me. See fubar friends this women betrayed me. After 7 years of marriage she decides she's gunna have an affair. Unfortunaly i caught her on my bed with another man. No matter how much i tried i can't get over that, which led to di
This Christmas
Hello my Fu Friends,    Tis the season again,and this time it has found me in a awkward position. My company has transferred me a thousand miles away from all family and friends. I spent Thanksgiving walled up in my room here in TX,feeling bad that isolation and lonliness really affects people,I will be here alone for X-mas too. But you know what? There are always others less fortunate than you...or me. God bless our troops overseas,giving their lives,pray for them,feel for the homeless,be glad everyday that you have somewhere,or something to call home. Take the time to reach out and touch a strangers hand,even if it is only to extend a friendly smile,for they do a long way ya know. Think of the sick and weary in hospitals that will not be home for this holiday,be grateful always of the health and happiness that you have,and hope to keep.    Happy Holidays to all of you,make it the best it can be...
My Son
Well everyone keeps wondering where I have been..I have been in and out of the hospital with my son..Not just for his broken hand that he just had surgery ,but for some issues with his chest. I am unsure what is causing with problem and as much as we have been in the fucking hospital you would think that they could find out what it is .  It started this summer when he went to basketball camp in Denver he texted me to let me know he was sick or something at least that is what he was told..maybe he had broncitis. Well being I was still in alaska its hard for me to deicided so wait till he gets back.  When he gets back he seems fine. He tells me his chest was hurting him there and he was coughing alot and the coaches said was probably cold or something. Well since he has been back I have spent alot of time in the E.R. with him because he keeps getting these attacks that are just like heart attacks. The hospital says it has nothing to do with his heart and the heart doctor didnt really do
For My Friends
1) How many times a day would you kiss me?2) Would you hold me?3) Would you have sex with me?4) Would you take me places?5) Would you love me?6) Would you lie to me?7) If I was sick what would you do?8) Would you leave me for one of my friends?9) Want to have a future with me?10) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?11) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?12) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?13) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?14) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?15) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?16) If I said I loved you would you say it back?17) How good do i look from 1-10?18) How do you feel about me?19) Have i ever made you smile?20) Want to spend the night with me?21) Would we just chill together?22) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?23) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
Who I Am And What I'm Not
Picuters Of The Year
International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year                   1st Place                 First Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.'               2nd Place                     Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Moun
D/s In The Real World
Our journeys are diversified, but our paths have led us to experience and learn a great deal of information and knowledge about a lot of the various aspects of the lifestyle. However, it's also important to note that even with all of this experience and knowledge, we're not experts. We don't hold degrees in psychology or human behavior, nor have we written any books or workshops. We did want to share with all of you what tidbits of knowledge and experiences we've seen, read about and gone through so that it may offer a different ideas and approaches of how to maneuver around the major lifestyle obstacles. It's important to note that there's no right or wrong way in handling much of the issues and situations we are going to bring up today. As the caveat goes "your mileage will vary" and some of these ideas may or may not work for you. In the January 19th, 2004 edition of Time Magazine, a journalist interviews a bdsm couple about how they love one another through a D/s, M/s relationship
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            MERRY CHRISTMAS 2 all my Fubar friend's an family !                                                                    Luv, Sassy Gurl !
A Joke!
Why does the NAVY have Marines on board ship? Because sheep would have been 2 obviouse! What does a man @ carpet have n common ?If u lay'em right the first time u can walk all over them a life time!HE HE HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
My Feelings On My Brothers Death By His Girlfriend
 in these words i have to say i  includes ....U , i , and 99 percent of the people that will read this  ...and if you are in that one percent ...u sure the fuk are here by accident....cause  the net and everyone is full of shit....loathing....jealousy backstabbing , i hope this  pisses u off . even though i dont know . you im talking about you and u know it and ur self rightous justifacation, misserable, holier than tho ass cant take the fact someone knows you without knowin your name ....hide behind you lies...your self justifications for blocking this person or that person. he is not cool enough or she is just to homely lookin ...i am here for the fukkin music an if i meet someone cool or a friend for life thats a fukkin bonus....... who i am honestly is  not a liar on a fukkin keyboard... i just wont talk to you till the next best thing comes around...if there is not a connection i will tell you ..i wont string you along and i expect the same in return.. if i dont like you ..i wont
Psychotic, Possibly Deranged.
I'm only writing this in hopes that there are a few people out there like me, people who actually give a fuck about another person besides themselves. I'd say that 99.9% of you have already judged me, put me in a nice, neat li'l box with a name. That's fine, but please don't think for a second that you're correct. I understand that some peoples minds are so simple that they must do this in order to survive. The truth is, I'm so simple that it makes me complicated. I'm a chameleon, truth be told. Able to adapt to pretty much any circumstance. I'm a mess, I probably will be until the day I die. My emotions get the best of me way too often. I'm working on not letting them have such a negative impact on me. I'm my own worst critic, and when I hear negativity, it just makes it that much worse. I know, grow some thicker skin right? Well, I've tried. Everytime I think my skin is thick enough, something cuts right through. I've made so many mistakes in my life, some are unforg
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Wtf World?
I don't normally feel compelled to blog about the movies I watch, but this one is different. I love scary movies, but alas I hardly ever see a good one anymore - one that is actually SCARY. Paranormal Activity is an exception. It is the first time in many years that I have felt my skin crawl whilst watching a movie, and it is the first time in just as long that I've laid in bed awake a while, feeling uneasy. I don't want to give anything away about the movie, so I'll just say that if you're a fan of the genre then watch this one!  
I've been siiting here think about my ex-fiance a lot lately, not the same way I used to, it's more along the line's of wondering how he is and if he is safe over there in Kuwait. I wonder how his kid's are doing too, I wonder if they are happy and healty, and yes, I even wonder if they know the real reason why I left Kansas. Randy and I met on here June 6th 2009 while he was deployed to Germany, and we got very close very fast and I even fell in love with him almost from the first week.....but it would be 8 month's before he would admit that he was in love with me too. In March of last year we finally met in person, and it felt like my life was just beginning to have true happiness in it again, and he proposed 6 day's before I left to come back here....and of course I said "yes". I couldn't believe how lucky I was, and it wasn'r because he was a Soldier in the Army either, it was because he was everything i could have asked for in a man. He has two children, a daughter that will be 13
Auction Block
I'm Offering 100 11's everyday during HH for 2 weeks 2 Salute pics of your choice Add to my family for 2 weeks Add as my #1 friend for 2 weeks Put your name in mine R/F/A if I havent already If I get a blingpack of 135 ot larger, I'll buy you a cherry bomb or an auto 11 I'll Keep You shitfaced when I'm online Leave your offers as a comment        
Planet Shredded Lettuce
[this is an example of how a status comment can turn into a ridiculously stupid lil tale about turtles dominating the planet & renaming it] Provoked by Cute_but_Psycho's status blurb...AS FOLLOWS!: Status: !!!!!On Vacation!!!!! Will be back Dec.25th.....Wish you all a Merry Christmas..Much Love, Peace, Happiness and may all your Hopes & Dreams come true ♥ my stupid ass reply...AS FOLLOWS!: mon (57) day (57) r8d...VACATION YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (57) ... [Message for the future: I hope you had a great time. While you were off doing gosh (*) knows what, turtles infested the planet and are now the dominant life form on plantet Shredded Lettuce - yeah, they went and renamed Earth...humans were one vote short cuz you just HAD to go on vacation....anypoot, no one works traditional jobs anymore, everybody has to do 24/7 shifts doing what we're forced to call "bellyrubbies," where we have to put on furry mittens and rub the underbellies of the entire population of turtle overlords...T
What Do You Think??
** What is your opinion on spanking your child if the really need it? By all means not saying beating your child, i mean if your child is disobeying you or not listening do you think it is alright to swat your child's butt? there is alot of people that go around saying its beating you child if you are spanking them, but when you asking them about when they were young... they will surely tell you when they needed it their parents weren't afraid to spank them to set them straight!! ** so how do you feel about this debate on spanking you child?**
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In Memory
"I remember Dom...he was a friend...please accept my condolences and prayers. On more than a few occasions he did speak about how proud he was of you. Sorry for your loss."   Just got this as a comment from a man i never knew. Telling me how my father was proud of me. I'm happy and wanting to cry at the same time. It's been eight long months, and i think of him everyday. I'll never love any man as much as i could my father. The only man who could tell me I'm beautiful and i won't doubt for a second that he didn't mean it. It's true when they say " no man can love a girl like her daddy".  R.I.P. Dominick Rocco Locantore II 9.24.67 ~ 4.11.09
Being Me
why did I decide on this/ I decided long time ago that I'm not that person who everyone wanted me to be, I love being whom I am now and thatis Angelica Mae Calquhoun and I am very proud of being whom I am now.
Fuckin Bull
if you lost all youre  dreems !! what would you do !! if you lost your wishes what would you do !! would you kill  thing that toulk all of youre dreems away !!??  or would you  forgive and let go ????????????????/  
Altruize You I Will
My Juicy Peach...
I glide my fingers over your velvet soft hairAnd admire the ripeness of your smooth blushed skinGathering you in close I can smell the sweet scent of youThe anticipation of how you must taste making my mouth water I run my tongue along your groove and kiss you deeplySinking my teeth gently into your virgin pink fleshBeads of nectar wet my lipsMaking my hunger for you all the moreI will myself to slow down and delight in your giftTrying to catch your essence as it dripped down my chinI push you harder to my mouthMy tongue deeper into your coreAnd eat you from the inside outDrinking greedily every droplet that flows from youAnd when you have poured all you are into meI will lick up what is left of you on my fingersFor you were made to be savoured Not simply devoured My juicy peach
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Lovers unknowingly searching for each other, crossed paths at the intersection of fantasy and dream land, each cognizant of the other, but neither one had any idea of what was going down, once their spirits met. As the wonders of an internet romance came to fruition, through the miracle that is e-mail, their spirits entwined and became as one. Intoxicated by the passion that flowed from their fingers thru their keyboards and into each others hearts, and libidos, they both found the emotional bliss, both had been seeking for decades, in a matter of timeless hours. He found in her, all the qualities lacking in many past lovers, her invisible embrace offered him the emotional sanctuary he had sought his entire adult life. He could sense her lips kissing and sharing their sweetness in a manner most men craved but would never find. Her succulent body, thru his imagination, clung to him in an extreme carnal fashion, and brought forth mind blowing ectasy, which seemed endless. She found in hi
Married Life
Life as a married woman has changed alot. I now have a lot of responsibilities to do and more things to think about. Such as looking for a nice condo and getting a new car.  But other than that, my life so far is going good.
Bedtime Blessing
In the still of the night while the world around me sleeps may the angels smile upon me and the Lady bring me peace. Blessings upon (list those whom you would like to remember in your prayers). I know that You will care for them and bring them what they need. Instill in me great harmony in thought and word and deed. So mote it be.
It was a ravishing Sarcophagus Anointed with alluring gems of Hyacinth and Onyx Fitted for a Queen, A women with beauty of the fabulous Houri of the Turk For her to lay in the abyss of eternity with her only beloved in Luxor It is an astonishing Sarcophagus The envy of all the Mediterranean She who lay inside will be glorified in history It is the perfect Sarcophagus To deliver thy Queen upon Anubis He will take her prematurely It is a curious Sarcophagus In that the Queen still walks Why the luxury for this fallen women It is a mysterious Sarcophagus To be banished from the world herein And her dishonor with it It is a disgraceful Sarcophagus Which inside lies no Queen, in fact, But the Harlot who thought she was It is an avenged Sarcophagus For tramp who murdered the Queens heart Now lays with scarabs It was a mercifuless Sarcophagus Not only buried was the cold body of a young girl slain But the unforgiving heart of a humiliated Queen It i
What Is Love?
     If you were expecting someone perfect,  you  picked the wrong girl. Go buy a damn barbie!      What is love? why must we always search for love? Do any of us really even know what love is? hate is so much easier than love. That's why there are more wars then peace... love is easier to give up on. how do you really know if your in love? honestly? lust is easy confused for love. so how does one really know what love is? Some people just say its out of habit some say its cuz they are more in love with the idea of love then love it self.. So how do we find this out? i mean some say love is being able to see a person at their lowest point and still don't want to give up on them. Some say its loving a person to the point that you
Rebelicious's Blogs
Please say a prayer for my friend scott norman, he recently found out that he has a progressive brain tumor and the doctors say he will be lucky to make it till christmas. he decided to do a walk across america before his time is through here on this earth and i am asking for my fu friends and family to please pray for him that he finishes his walk. All prayers will be greatly appreciated.   I am very passionate about cancer and my heart goes out to all that have suffered from it...the reason i am so passionate about it is because it took my family one by one. I pray that there will be a cure to stop this monster from hurting anymore. God bless you all and remember your in my thoughts prayers and heart.
For My Friends
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The Cask Of Amontillado
THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. It must be understood that neither by word nor deed had I given Fortunato cause to doubt my good will. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation. He had a weak point -- this Fortunato -- although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. He prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine. Few
One ring to show our loveOne ring to bind usOne ring to seal our loveAnd forever to entwine us
What I Want
I wish I had a woman here right now. I want to sit her down, lean her back, open her legs and lick her pussy til she cums just a little. I want to flick her clit with my tongue, I want to slide my tongue deeper in her to the point where she grabs my head and pulls it closer to her pussy. I don't go for the moans and groans, I try to make her body tremble and quake. Just when she thinks she can't take anymore I would stop, open her legs more and slide my manhood into her. I would start off slow, gradually moving up the speed of the fucking. I want her to be so into it that she wraps her legs around me and tries to squeeze every ounce of oxygen out of me, as she barely utters a word. I want to grab the back of her head and pull her hair as I shove my cock deeper in her. I want to fuck her harder and harder until finally we both cum at the same time, we are dripping wet, out of breath and spent. Is that wanting or asking for too much?
Free Shoutcast Server
Trying to find a Cheap Shoutcast server or just tired of paying for one? Why dont you get a FREE one instead? How you ask.... it quite simple. There are many sites that offer free ones but they dont allow you to stream out side of there web site they give you... or can you. With a simple work around you can! Dont beleive me, check out mine at the whisky lounge. now heres how I did it. Go to and make an account and install the server, it will give you several choices of server locations to choose from. Then will give you the ip and port, setup sams ( or your favorite streaming software) to stream to that server. change player in lounge to the new server, and start streaming. Listeners will need to open up the page that is setup for your server just long enought to hear music. Have them press play in your lounge player and close out the listen2myradio page and POW!!!! You are using your 100% free shout cast server out side of their site. Still d
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