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Funny Shit
19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate - Stick your palm up under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" - Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." - Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. - Say "Hmm, I've never seen that color before." - Drop a marble and say "Oh shit! My glass eye!" - Say "Damn, this water is cold. - Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a place 6 to 8 feet high. Sigh relaxingly. - Say "Now how did that get in there?" - Say "Humus. Reminds me of humus." - Fill up a large water bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling "Whoa! Easy boy!" - Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters." - Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Wh
The World According To Sid
I had so much fun relaying our conversation about our new mom. I thought I would tell about some of our other FUNNY conversations. Same as last time my son's words will be all caps. I was watching 16 candles with my son, I had totally forgotten about the sceen where the camera flashes on a lovely pair of boobs. When this part of the movie came on my son said...... EWWWWW BOOBIES!! there is nothing wrong with boobies THIER GROSS Sid, that is where babies get thier milk. NO! ITS NOT!! yes it is. When you were a baby you drank milk from mom's boobies . NO MILK COMES FROM THE REFIDGERATOR (sarcastic like he thinks I am pulling his leg) yeah and where do you think it comes from before it is in the refriderator? WALL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!(in a duh tone of voice) where does wall-mart get it from? HHHHHMMM..........WALL-MART GETS MILK FROM MOM'S BOOBIES???????????????? (I am not real sure, but I think he was asking if wall-mart got milk from his mom's boobies.) (she would have to be a la
Hope
shawn -- [adjective]:Fetish oriented 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com reaching for the intangible the glimmer the spark the pinpoint light you barely see in the dark all you got is hope the rope you reach for whether that final score or bound for the floor gotta fight to keep it evermore
Dirty Americans
Okay, so if you're on my friends list right now, you have no excuse. If you haven't checked out my Dirtys yet, DO IT! Yes, I'm the most obsessed promo bitch in the whole world... but that's what makes me effective, right? Right. So, hit up these websites: Dirty Americans on MySpace DirtyAmericans.com If you're in MI... check out a show. They have a bunch coming up and you can find them listed on the myspace page. If you don't live in MI... the guys could be traveling with one of your favorite bands in a city near you. Last summer they randomly went on tour with Alice Cooper. You just never know where they'll be. Hit up the websites. If you like their stuff... show em some love. Doesn't get any more Dirty American ROCK than this people.
See Me On Myspace
i am on myspace more than here. please see me on there www.myspace.comryanarizona thanks
Mommy
People sometimes yell, "You're too young." As I walk down the block with my three week old daughter I would just glance at them and keep on walking They don't know me, so they can keep on talking I don't know why they bother It's not like they are the father The comments used to have an effect on me But now I keep my head up, and walk proudly I know that I give my daughter everything she may need Like love, to Christmas presents, and everything in between Sometimes I struggle, but I do it none the less I know my daughter knows that I am trying my best The moral of this poem is that if you're a young mom like me, Don't let people put you down, because they don't know how hard it can be.
Just A Poem ..
As most know me .. im one to laugh love and play .. thats me .. i love to have fun and such .. but time is always a burden to me .. cant ever sleep .. ha ha .. but ya'll know that ... i was one today and certain someone popped into my mind ... but anyways ... i get to get my son today which is def a plus .. i love my lil guy .... havent talked to him since sunday night when i dropped him off at his moms... he gashed his head open pretty bad sunday about 6 .. blood was everywhere .. but hes all good ... lol .. you know that kid off of big mama's house 2 .. the jumper .. well thats noah .. hes a strong one but i tell ya hes scares me sometimes ... gotta keep a eye on him thats for sure .. but anyways .. much love .. love you .. love me .. and drop me some lines !! Jessie .. A.K.A. wisdom969 on yaheeze Maybe Someday Home is where the heart is; isn't that what people say? But there are times it's not the truth and it doesn't work that way Sometimes there is that someone who c
Pu&&y
guys that get down rated get mad more then gurls hey are you gay do you really care if a guy thinks your cute cause im not gay and i would rather a guy didnt even look at me like that thats fighting words what dod you think my wife has the nices smelling pussy ever she washes it everyday with all kinds of stuff is it just me or is that wird or a good thing
Just A Thought
Just wanted to give a shout out good night and sweet dreams! Tomorrow I am going to see if I can find a second job to supplement for the very few hours I am getting at the job I have been working now. This past week I worked a whole 2 hours and thats not going to cut it. I may even see if I can just find like an 8-12 or 9-1 job so that way I can work the other one cuz I have actually made some kick ass friends there. This weekend went off ok, for those of you that know what was going on in the past week with my sister and I. Only roughly about a month and a half till I can go back to Deutschland and counting! Well Good night all!
Good Friend Needs Well Wishes And Prayers
Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am asking is that if you believe in prayer please say a get well prayer for him. He is a good friend to those who know him. He enjoys making new friends. He has an account here it is Jhon Thanks for your time. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/Jhonnyinuniform.jpg Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am asking is that if you believe in prayer please say a get well prayer for him. He is a good friend to those who know him. He enjoys making new friends. He has an account here it is Jhon Thanks for your time. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/Jhonnyinuniform.jpg Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am ask
Baby Elizabeth Sick With Bacteria Infection
Today I also found out that baby Elizabeth Dugar is sick in the hospital at St. Jude's with a bacteria infection that she has been batteling with for a week now. She has one more chemotherapy session to complete and she can not get it until the bacteria infection is dissolved. If you have been following along since I blogged about her, please say some extra prayers for her. She is only 15 months old now and has been doing so well with her treatments. Every child deserves a chance to live life! It will not hurt to pray for her wellbeing. Thank you. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/ElizabethmonsterfaceSt.jpg
Welcome Thanks
I just wanted to say what a busy first weekend it has been on CT. I was directed here by a 'friend' and find it enlightening and fun. The more I look here the more I find so forgive me for any delays in replying and other stuff like that. Off to work now (already late) but just wanted to say thank you to you all. xxx
Cowboy Beginnings.
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
Support Our Troops
I just wanted to take the time to say Happy Birthday to my "adopted" son. He is stationed in Korea at the moment and we miss him dearly!! I am very happy that I talked him into joining me on fubar!! Nick joined the Army right after high school and has been in Iraq for the past 3 years. He left in July for a years hardship duty in Korea. I am very proud and honored to have such a dedicated person in my life!! Thank you for fighting for our freedom!! Nick is in my family list,,Go show him some fubar love and respect!! Thanks! xoxoxo Have a wonderful Birthday son!! Stay safe and keep the faith and always remember that WE LOVE AND MISS YOU DEARLY!!! ~mom commentsafe.com SUPPORT THE TROOPS SUPPORT THE TROOPS SUPPORT THE TROOPS Subject: MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) > > Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a > good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from > the mother of a Marine in Iraq . > > My son told me h
Please Rate My Pics
i was ask for more pics so please rate i will do the same for u and tell me what u think
My Facination With The Elephant Lifestyle
(no they are not born in an egg, this is just artful photography) Reproduction Females (cows) reach sexual maturity at around 9-12 years of age and become pregnant for the first time, on average, around age 13. They can reproduce until ages 55-60. Females give birth at intervals of about every 5 years. An elephant's gestation (pregnancy) period lasts about 22 months (630-660 days), the longest gestation period of any mammal, after which typically one calf is born. Twins are rare. Labor ranges in length from 5 minutes to 60 hours. The average length of labor is 11 hours. At birth, calves weigh around 90–115 kg (200–250 lb), and they gain 1 kg (2–2.5 lb) a day. In the wild, the mother is accompanied by other adult females (aunts) that protect the young, and baby elephants are raised and nurtured by the whole family group, practically from the moment they are born. Self-awareness Mirror self recognition is a test of self awareness and cognition used in ani
Poetry
Lovely writing by my great long time friend~~one that I cherish and adore~~he has such a gift for writing~~ WHAT IF... There weren’t anymore wars Soldiers were at home when they slept. Politicians never spoke a lie Or made promises they actually kept. WHAT IF Families actually had conversations Mom and dads stayed together as one. Children were raised with values Never separated or had to feel alone. WHAT IF Neighbors actually spoke to each other Lent a helping hand and had a blast. All hospital were near empty Cancer was spoken of as in the past. WHAT IF There was no such thing as drugs No homeless people enduring each day. Crime rate and sexually committed diseases Had no place in society today. WHAT IF Everyone sadly sat with tears Their heads hung down in shame. Knowing there are no WHAT IF’S For reality is true, it is no game. Written by Doyle Kirkma
Sorry For The Delay!!!
Sorry to all my friends for takin so long to get back to you all. I had computer problems this week and just got back on line.... I will catch up with all my mail, rate and all that jazz as soon as I can... Thank you for your patience & have a great week!
Pray For My Mother
Last night my mother had a massive coronary , Luckily I was here at home. She is now in the ICU and not completely out of the clear as of yet. I never thought I would have to use my army training to treat my own mother, but it helped me to stop panicing and detach myself enough to help her through it. I stayed with her all night then all day, coming home tonight to grab some sleep, and am going back in the morning to the hospital. Please send any healing energies that you can spare. Love Amber
Goodbye
NightwishWish I Had An AngelMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com I gave you my heart you crushed it I had my wrongs but gave it to you again Only to have it shreded to pieces you had to riped it out in public you are no fallen angel as an angel would never do what u have done you have kids so do i why bring innocents in adult things you want to blame me fine ill take it all but dont u ever dare call your self an angel i may not have a heart no more but some day some where i will find my Angel the real one Fallen Dark Angel you riped me apart fine ill heal in time but be woman enough to leave me alone and let me heal all i ask leave me and my kid alone just move on and let us be good bye baby 2 chances not 3
Invite
Welcome To .....
welcome to fubar all you newbs! get stuck in and have a ball!
Old Timer 1..............
Old Timer 2
Hey Hey Welcome.....
Nowadays
Getting Shorted Retail | Miami, FL, USA | (At our store, we sell individual tea bags for fifty cents each. Free hot tap water and a foam cup come with each bag sold. One customer, a man in his thirties, has been coming in and buying a single bag of tea every Sunday for two years, but he never takes the water or the cup.) Customer: “I’d like a refund of $50 please.” Me: “We don’t sell anything that expensive.” Customer: “Well, I bought 100 of those herbal mixes and they haven’t done a d*** thing.” Me: “You mean the tea you buy every week?” Customer: “No, the herbal mixes in the little yellow packets.” Me: “Yes, that’s tea.” Customer: “You mean it won’t make my man parts larger?” Me: “No, it’s a beverage.” Customer: “Oh. Never mind, then.” (He leaves, disappointed. I never saw him again.) _____________________________________
Bulletins
I uploaded this restart i still get it.I hadto disable to get in. If you're reading this page, you probably have an old version of Adobe's Flash Player installed inside your web browser. Because of a *MAJOR* security hole in this plugin, you *MUST* upgrade the plugin to continue using fubar. If you don't, your account may be compromised and bad people might trick you into doing things you really dont want to do... Follow the red link to Adobe's Homepage and install the newest version of THE FREE Adobe Flash Player and restart your web browser. It should only take a few minutes. If it asks you to pay for something, you can't follow directions and you're installing the wrong thing. -mike Need help? Check out the Support Lounge and get answers! If you have upgraded and you keep getting this message, or if you don't want to upgrade and want other people to have access to your fubar account and your computer, click the button below to temporarily override the safety
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Girls For Good Guys
helo ladies 23 white male in midway ga looking to talk to some ladies and see where it could lead looking for relationship a good one dont be shy hit me up
Lord Chaos Realm
My Thoughts
ANARCHY and I are in a Happy Hour Giveaway we need to reach 50,000 comments each. I know it sounds like alot but with your help we will get there.... So if you could stop by and leave a couple of comments we'd really appreciate it :) ANARCHYS CONTEST PIC: MINE: Also FAN/RATE/ADD the hosts while you're there they are great ladies!! bbG©... Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL, HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT Ok im not sure if some1 was nice enough to reneiw my vip last month or not so im just writing a letter to first off thank them if some1 did and to ask them to drop in and let me no if they did so i no who im thanking for the kind gift unfortunetly fubar bein all great like it is didnt inform me of where this vip came from again thanks very much if some1 bout me one and if not thanks fubar for given me longer with it lol you may think this is stuped or what over i dont really care to be honest but my old dog died t
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay
A Real Man
What a "Real Man" is...? 1. A REAL MAN respects his friends and family first and foremost in his life. 2. A REAL MAN raises his kids - not JUST out-of-pocket, either. He's a daddy, not a father, to his kids. 3. A REAL MAN supports and challenges his woman to develop herself, so she can achieve whatever she wants in life. 4. A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first, and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5. A REAL MAN doesn't kiss and tell or need his ego stroked by bragging. 6. A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails that you've had cut or done recently. 7. A REAL MAN calls you beautiful and gorgeous... not just hot, sexy, fine as fuck or fine as hell. (Fine as fuck, how thoughtful and sweet of guys! LOL!) 8. A REAL MAN calls you back no matter HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS, because he knows he means a lot to you. 9. A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. He makes hi
Why Men Are Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You c
The Land Of Confusion
♥Shell♥@ fubar Can we all go help her get there please? many thanks Dazzy :D Ive seen quite a few bulletin reposts lately such as this ashley marc jones crap. PLEASE dont repost without running the name through google 99.9% of these are all total bollox and a two minute search in google will confirm it without filling up bulletin boards with unnecessary panic. Take care all, regards Daz :D
I'm Back!
Im So Emo
omg nobody loves me im so sick of life i just want to go cut my wrists and bleed all over ill sit in my corner because i am a loser nobody cares about me life sucks now im gunna be a emo elmo he he jokes are funny :D woot woot
Bored
kk we were in hookah talking about emo blogs..so...its now my turn to write one lol -sniffle- whyyyyy wwwhhhyyyy whhyyy did Fox stop making new episodes of DRIVE?????????? so like this morning I made toast n it burnt a little.....Im such a fucking loser So like I called my gf and she let it ring 3 times before picking up.... 3 TIMES!!! ..shes gonna dump me i know it... I hate you all Except you The End
Keep Ur Nails...cute Always....tips
here are times you may want to go without nail polish and realize after removing your polish that the nails are yellow. Smoking can cause nails to turn yellow as well as wearing nail polish in dark colors. There are a re few things you can do to whiten the nails and remove the yellow easily... Lemon...Probably the easiest way is to slice a lemon in half and stick your fingers in the halve for a few minutes. The natural acids in a lemon will whiten the nail... If the yellow is a little more stubborn, soak your nails in a 50-50 solution of water and hydrogen peroxide. This will clean the nails nicely... A whitening toothpaste can be brushed on and scrubbed gently with a clean toothbrush to whiten the nails... Some people soak their yellowed nails in a bowl with solution of water and a few drops of bleach...
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Poem I Wrote
New To Ct
just wanted to say hi all. I'm new and just lookin around right now but give me some time n i will have it all down.lol
Me..all About Me..
These People
"How much money do I have to give you in order for me to be allowed to hit it from behind?" I recieved this comment on one of my pics. I wrote him a message afterwards because I was upset and offended. I thought he would apologise but instead he wrote back something further upsetting. Here is my email and his. Tell me what you think? my email-Are you joking? Are do you honestly think I am a whore that sells my body to the highest bidder? I have never had sex for money..I am not a prostitute. In fact money is not my highest priority in life. My son and his and my happiness is. I have never dated a guy because he had money. I try to date nice respectful people that I have fun with and can laugh with. I will be deleting your comment..it was very rude and not sure why you would write one like that. His reply- 1. The comment was meant to be taken in jest (as a joke). 2. When you post "smutty" pics of yourself, your're going to get dirty and lewd comments like that. 3. How ha
These People
Thanks For The Love
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay
Dream Come True
Hey all sad news they have blocked everything at work but emails and google so I won't be around as much unless i am at home. I will miss chatting with everyone. I hope everyone has a great evening and I will try to swing by here as often as I can. Cherry hugs and Kisses to you all. Dream Come True Have you ever had a dream come true? A dream that totally amazed even you. I?ve had a dream most of my life, In this dream I find a wonderful wife. She is loving and kind and cares for me. She helps me to become all I can be. Sometimes I act so terribly sappy. It always seems to make her happy. She brightens my life more than the sun. We laugh together and often have fun. And during the times that I must cry, She is always there to make my eyes dry. In you my love, I have found all these things, And if you will, please wear this ring. And if you are nothing more than a dream, I hope I never wake up.
My Thoughts
Thinking
3rd In A Series
for those of you who have enjoyed the first two offerings (you know who you are) here is another of my little "stories". Rate, comment and share with your friends! remember, the more people who like them, the more that will follow! ---------------------------------------------------- Awoke this morning with a glorious dream fading from memory, so I figured I'd better get as much down on paper as fast as possible . . . As we near the end of another Steelers' Sunday, I sit at the bar chatting up the bartender, Carol. She's relatively new here at the bar, working mostly Sundays, but an excellent addition to the staff. She's about 5'6", thin, brunette and has what has been called the world's most perfect ass. I've been coming here every Sunday just to see her (well, that and to watch my Steelers) for the past couple months. We have started to get along pretty well, slowly moving into the land of friendly flirting. As I am helping her shut down the bar for the night, cleaning a
The First Hit Is Free...they Get Ya On Tha Comeback!
Giggity, giggity... This is how it all begins...spur of the moment impulse buy....webcam I've been hangin round these parts for several months...never put much thought into any of it... Boss at work mentions somethin about Skype...so back to the impulse buy...picked up a webcam for 15 bucks...kind of into technology, the whole concept is awesome...but that's for another blog. So, thanks to this impulse buy, I have finally been able to get a salute and increase my ranking past that 99.99% so many are stuck on. Cool, cool So, now, it's 1:30 Monday afternoon and I'm writing this, joining others who for whatever reasons are here too! So, I say High to everyone, Me
Tammy
if i was skinny i would have all the people in the world talk to me. but im not so noone wants to talk to me on.
Harley's And Pussy Don't Mix...
So I'm in Indiana riding with a friend of mine. We stop on this country road and out of nowhere a kitten comes running up under my bike. I reach down to shoo the kitty away suddenly there was a gravity burst and down went my bike with me on it. As I'm falling, I'm still trying to get the kitten away. My bike and I hit the ground hard, with full force (ouch). The kitty had managed to scamper over under my friends bike, while she was freaking out and running over to help me. We picked up the bike and found that the knobby end of the clutch lever had broken off. Then I noticed that I was bleeding from my elbow, hand and knee. Lucy sure had some splaining to do that night for sure. Luckily the bike wasn't injured too badly, I think I'll live and I don't think that kitty will be attacking anymore bikes anytime soon. Later that say we had a good laugh over the whole thing. We were both glad that the kitten wasn't hurt. We also decided that you should avoid pussy when on a Harley.
Help My Friend
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=310694&i=738775676 thanks
Horny Christopher
Considering how fat and ugly I am. I feel ugly as of late. Since I seem to repulse women all my life it's easy for me to feel this. Women say I'm cute and handsome, however they don't want to do anything with me. So it's not a surprise that I don't have much experience with sex or know much about bring a woman to the big O. So, that's my venting. I doubt anyone will read this anyway.
Mahalo Nui Loa! * Thank You Very Much *
Thank you all for all the love! Hopefully i'll get some more pics showin' dk. Again; thank you!!! If i never get back to you; I will! Thank you all for all the love! Hopefully i'll get some more pics showin' dk. Again; thank you!!! If i never get back to you; I will!
Just Some Feelings
Not really sure where to start but this is gonna be a long message with different parts so if ya wanna stick around to read it all fine if not fine. Ill start out with this... as most of ya know im a spanker and this club is the best bombin family on fubar! The month of April was a very long month for all members and leaders, and alot of people got stressed out over it. The leaders were workin on something to make things easier for us and for the members. I had something typed up and sent it to the leaders. Now the very first thing the message had said was.... ***** OK guys heres what im gonna post in the spankers blog as long as everyone is ok with it. **** "as long as everyone is ok with it" Now to me this means if ur unhappy or disagree with something that was said to say something about it so we can work it out so EVERYONE is happy. Instead of this happenin 2 leaders got pissed, posted something and quit. I received a short message from someone and something that was said
Tattoo Contest
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=212051&albumid=422681&i=1482313620 I am asking all my friends and family to bomb the hell out of my old man's tatt pic... would really appreicate it!!!!
Calling All Cherrrytappers
~onecrazymomma~(OTS)@ fubar PLEASE HELP!! HI, SOMEONE POSTED A BULLETIN A WHILE BACK AND SHOWED PICTURES OF THE RESULTS OF A BITE FROM A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER. I DON'T REMEMBER WHO IT WAS THAT POSTED THE BULLETIN. IT WAS IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SPRING. PLEASE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE, AND ARE THE PERSON WHO POSTED IT, COULD YOU RE-POST IT OR MESSAGE ME? MY GOOD FRIEND HAS BEEN BIT 3 TIMES. THANK YOU! ROBIN ONECRAZYMOMMA
3 Day Diet........and Walking
Hating On The Mumms!
Okay here it is you don't like me get the f*** off my friends list! But don't be an ass to me the very first time i try to make a stupid ass mumm. Grow the f*** up and try to be a man or a woman.. It's funny commenting on shit that make no sense hell i really don't care about that but the making fun of me for asking a f***ing question? so all i have to say is f*** you.. oh and have a nice day. At least my momma taught me to be nice to others...So get you ass off my friend list if you don't like it...bye... Oh yeah this only has to do with the ones who left nasty, hating, and rude ass comments to the mumm that is no longer there and f*** your mumms...
View All Of My Pics! Read How
THONG BIKINI OF THE WEEK COMPETITION I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN GO AND VOTE FOR ME! www.sexygirlbutts.com/bikini-of-the-week BONUS FOR ALL OF U IF U DO ME A FAVOR! IF U VOTE FOR ME AND REPOST THIS BULLETIN, SEND ME A SHOUT WITH THE WORDS "VOTED AND REPOSTED" AND I WILL ADD U TO MY FAMILY SO U CAN SEE ALL OF MY PICS! Please repost and tell your friends to vote for me also =)
To All You Soldiers
What Is On My Mind
well this is my frist blog so i thought i would start here this Friday I leave to go pick up my best friend in kentucky for her to come and stay with me for 2 weeks i will be back late saturday night we havent seen each other in 2 years cuz her hubby is in the army they just got but from a 2 yr tour in germany then he leave in october to go Iraq for 18-20 months so she is upset but she dont let show so while she is here i have to keep her occupied and keep her mind off of it but it will be hard for her but i figured it wont be too hard she get some alone time with him when she get back to him i am going make sure of that but he will be ok i know it in my gut and i know she will worry but he will be fine and thid will make them a stronger couple enough about them this about me right and i cant wait to see her and her kids lol i just got back from disney world with my sons and hubby is was great we took our oldest there for make a wish if you didnt know my oldest son is terminally ill wi
Forgotten.....
Left behind lied to , crushed beneath the heal but i get up again. Forgotten by anyone who once said it was all real left alone to face the darkness I got up again. hurt and trying to move on but pulled back into the same circle hard to resist even harder to forget. no one will be sorry for hurting me no one will ask me for forgiveness what they do leaves no mark on their hearts what i did leaves no spot on their memory naive to believe their silly stories and hold onto those silly promises but though they have moved on forgotten and becmoe what they are i am still here. I am still strong and my heart still beats for what was promised me once. I wont hold my breath though!!!
Sorry...
Darkness creeping all around... the steely call from the ground... sorrow continually hammered into her heart... meteal claws of fear tear it apart... shadows slinking through the night... slashing and screaming she tries to fight... she looks in the mirror at her battered face... angry her heart begins to race... she will no longer be his punching bag... she will no longer be tossed aside like a dirty rag... she greets him home with a smile... though her plan evil and vile... she cooked him dinner nice and sweet.. he has no clue the fate he will meet... she tells him tonight she wants to play... tells him they will do things her way... she cuffs his hands to the bed... her demons now stirring in her head... he has a smile on his rugged face... she leans forward for one last embrace... from under the pillow she pulls a knife... she will teach him to beat his wife... his e
Snakes For Sale
hey ya'll i didnt put this in mum but pepps get to butt hurt anyways i have 2 pythons for sale both a year old have a big ass cage with bedding food lights the whole shabang. all im asking is $300-250 obo just shoot me an email if ya might want em
Projekt Revolution
Life Without Them!!!!!
I was supposed to be going back to Mass in Sept but I just found out I have nowhere to live...My x is to busy to help me...What an asshole..So I'm stuck here in Hell!!!!!!!I need a change in my life so bad...I'm thinking of moving downstate to live with my bf but want to make sure its the right decision.....I just need to get out of the house I'm in and away from all the drama here...Hopefully things will work out for the best....... The Lost Soul, Susan aka Cleo I finally feel happy and loved....My bf is the best thing that has happened to me and he makes me feel so special and loved...I've never felt the way he makes me feel and feel like I'm a princess when we r together....I just hope I dont fuck this one up like I usually do cause I dont think I could handle losing him....Well just thought I'd let u guys know whats goin on in my life right now...Peace out!!!!!!! ive decided to move to Cheboygan with my bf.....My family will be pissed but he makes me happoer then ive ever been..
Test
Sex
You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
Today
Thanks everyone for the love you have given me. I was ranked #208 for today thanks to that.... i hope it keeps up... and i never thought i would get that .... Keep rating and commenting me and i will try to return the favor.. Lots of love! HUGZ N KISSES! Jessica There's just alot on my mind that i dont know where to begin.. i actually dont even wanna say anythin on here being that this site is more public than myspace... myspace is fuckin pissing me off though.. i wrote 2 different blogs and neither one of them posted....im frustrated because bloggin helps me get my thoughts out in the open but i cant even do that.. fuckin sucks. work is bothering me.. im so bored there.. and i think im gonna start lookin for another job. I just cant take it anymore.. when there are no customers there's literally nothing to do. It's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ughhhh i just cant say what i wanna say on here so whats the fuckin use... im frustrated.. can't sleep.... i just need t
A Dot Cizzile Speakin Tha Truth/life After Katriana
its real in dese streets.dats why we gotta carry tha heat.its real in dese streets.dats whay we gotta carry tha heat.(3x) (A.Cizzle) ah huh check it its real in dese streets dats why me and my dawgs gotta carry our heat and dats how it gotta be so fuck u if don't keep ur heat on ur hip ready to aim bust and rip dese fakers off dere feet we dat nine mil or dem ak's or choppas so be ready to get down or lay down and roc wit us tha village souljas hold up lil ones i thought we told u dat we always ready to hit yall in tha head or tha heart wit tha triple beams killin yall off like we eatin some jelly beans fa our team A Dot Cizzile is one of tha best in tha St.Bernard streets,cause i'm so ready to knock out ur teeth wit my pecie so don't come wit dat bullshit leakin out ur mouth,cause it be Tha Chossen Child,Big Pearl,n Da Murda Man in tha south wit dat tha dro and not tha fuckin drought i'm so 504 n 850 to my head down to my toes to tha meatshow fa all u hoes andBig Pearl show dese
For Mom- Rip
FOR MY MOM PHYLISS ANTIONETTE MESSINA
Things Of The Goddess
"The Goddess and God are equal; neither is higher or more deserving of respect. Though some Wiccans focus their rituals toward the Goddess and seem to forget the God entirely, this is a reaction to centuries of stifling patriarchal religion, and the loss of acknowledgement of the feminine aspect of divinity. Religion based entirely on feminine energy, however, is as unbalanced and unnatural as one totally masculine in focus. The ideal is a perfect balance of the two. The Goddess and God are equal, complementary." Taken from "Wicca A Guide For The Solitary Practitioner" by Scott Cunningham I like this statement because I am seeking balance in my life. It seems I have always been searching for balance. It is easy to walk a right path when others around you do so. It is far harder to walk a good path when others around you fail and flounder through the wilderness or walk down darksome twisted trails crying for you to follow. It is easy to respect the good Ear
Beautiful Girls!
B-day Tommorow!! (july 10th)
My B-Day's Tommorow!!! Wish me a Happy B-Day n Stuff!!
Why Dose It Hurt?
All I’ve been doing was crying, Crying my 1,000 tears Wishing you would come back to me, Wishing that you were here It seems right now as if you want, Want to hurt me even more I wish that you could understand that My heart is already sore I still cry a 1,000 tears cause you Throw a lot of women in my face I tried and tried but I can’t move on I don’t know why I think you can’t be replaced I don’t understand how you can tell me That you will never stop lovin me Every time I turn around I cry Tears my eyes can see Why o why is what I ask myself Why do I keep on letting you hurt me I never made you cry a 1,000 tears So why would you want to make me How can you tell me I’m not the one When it has been so many years Within those years you would think no tears But they came because you didn’t care You would think because of a 1,000 tears That I would be all dried out Nothing hurts more but to know you’re not here And that you are no
Today Is My Birthday!!!!!
Hot Weather
Writen And Screamed
He watches as her body writhes against the sheets Jealous of the one who is consuming her mind His body hardens as her hips raise swirl an fall His breathing matches her as his eyes stay on her body Her sighs sing out in the heated air as her body shivers His throat dry his lips parched his relief lay before him His name comes out as a cry as her body beckons him close With a sigh he goes to her quenching his thirst with her lips He cries out in joy as he sides into her velvet heat Their cries fill the room as their release come fast and hard Her whisper fills his soul as he fills her body Your mine my slave Forever my mistress The flame of the candle dances its life cought on the breeze that passes Life is like that flame fragile and flickering waiting to gutter out... The girl who stands in the bathroom staring at her reflection wondering what is it all for... The little boy who hides from the sting of the belt an
Fight
Do U Ever Wonder
Do u ever sit n wonder? I mean everyone thinks of the past, present, and the future. It all boils down 2 the endless possibilities life has. I often wonder what the hell-and then within a blink of an eye-reality sets in. Often it seems like u step into another time zone and then once your thoughts are done flashing through your head u take that blink of an eye and your here. Funny how it works huh?
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Islam Is The Religion Of Peace
Do you know who is the bankrupt? The Prophet (peace be upon him) once asked his Companions (May Allah be pleased with them),
My Arm Surgery
well has all of u know i had my arm surgery...they put me to sleep...took an hour and a half for both surgeries on my left arm...spent hour in recovery...im home now and they gave me pain killers but there not strong enough,but i'll make it...i'm so sore ...arm hurt's pretty bad.i got staples and stiches but not sure how many..wish me luck on a good speedy recovery..also i want to thank my family for being there with me ...love u all...also wolud like to thank amy , frank,and fred for being so concerned about me ...i love you all...ya'll mean alot to me.thanks alot frank for all the prayers..thanks to all 3 of you for being the best friends a girl could ask for...i appreciate my family and friends. will keep u updated of changes well just wanted to let all my ct friends and family know . i go to tri- county orthopedic on july 12th . ive already had another doc shock my left arm . my hand has lost alot of feeling in it and it's really weak . the strongest thing on my hand is my thumb. t
Hey You,yeah You! Read Me. :)
You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your siblings/cousins bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Mister Evil knievel. Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh? Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have unreal reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be
Satan's Page
Hmmmm
Just Me
I could sure use a good Blast. Anyone wanna help a girl out ? I wanna thank all who added and rated and fanned me... Kisses Bambi I just wanted to say hello to all the sexy guys and girls out there and you can Rate me, Fan me and even give me a blast if you like, I will TRY and return the Fav... Hugs and Kissed.. Bambi I need some Love here. I need alot of points to get to the next level , will anyone help me out ? I would show you the love you show me and More, I Love ALL you Guys ( and Girls ).... Big wet kisses and Hugs.. Bambi Ps... Licks to all of you!!!!
Do We Want To Change How 'things' Are?
SITTING HERE AT MY COMPUTOR DESK AND WONDERING WHY I AM ALONE IN LIFE AS WELL AS OTHERS. I READ A STARTLING STATISTIC AWHILE BACK THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY BY THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE DIVORCE RATE HERE IN THE U.S. WAS ABOUT THAT PERCENT BUT NEVER REALIZED HALF OF OUR POPULATION LIVES BY THEMSELVES LOL! GOOD SOURCE TOO FROM READERS DIGEST! I MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY NOT SOCIOLOGY BUT I WILL TAKE A STAB AT A FEW REASONS FOR THIS I SEE AND GET SOME FEEDBACK FROM MY FRIENDS HOPEFULLY. MAN IS A SO CALLED 'SOCIAL ANIMAL' RIGHT? WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BE COMPLETE AND WHOLE AND ESPECIALLY A SOUL MATE TO SHARE LIVE WITH RIGHT? LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE SEEN OVER THE YEARS RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON CONVENIENCE AND THE PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HENCE THE HUGE DIVORCE RATE WE HAVE. CONVENIENT SEX, THEY LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOLS PERHAPS, WORK TOGETHER, PARENTS WERE FRIENDS,ECT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SITTING ON A PORCH SWING AND TALKING FOR
The Greatst Iorny Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that
Stuck
Things have been so fucked up lately. I thought that I was depressed a few weeks ago, but now nothing can compare to how I feel now. We are being evicted from our home because my dad stopped paying the mortgage after my parents divorced. We have to be 0uot ASAP, and we have nowhere to live yet. I have to get rid of my animals....and I' mreally sad because I love them, and they are all I have left these days. There is no such thing as friends, or love. I've been completely alone lately. I thought I had friends, but they choose to ignore me in my time of need, so fuck em. Because shit has been so fucked up lately, All I've been doing is partying. I've been drinking to the point where I'd pass out... I'd smoke myself stupid.... fuck, I've even had alot of sex lately... nothing like fucking the pain away right? I Broke down and cried yesterday. I finally do know what its like to lose everything and be alone. Thoughs of hurting myself have crossed my mind, but who fuckin knows
Change
On 3/6/07 I was hit hard with reality. My world cam crashing down and I knew I had a long road ahead of me to rebuild. As I lay crying Barry smiled. He knew that what I was going through at that moment was a life changing event. And it was! I was suddenly able to see all the things I refused to see in the past. I was able to recognize things in myself that I ignored for so long, and that night I vowed to let the changes take me to a new and better place. After my sobs subsided Barry asked me how I felt. I told him that I had no emotions to myself at that moment. His respond was "That's enlightenment." I lay there for a long while, feeling high and gitty, allowing all the stimulus around me fill me with sensations. The moonlight through the cracks of the shade, the cool sheets on my skin, the tears drying on my face (and how they itched ever so slightly), the sound of Barry's breathing beside me. All these things filled me in a way that is inexplainable. It's taken me a lon
Good Reading Material I Found
Subject: BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
Learning To Love Again
topherthejoker: MASS ok i know alot dont like mass but i got a good friend over here needing everyones help help her nephew get home safe if you owne a site seen by the world over hit me up ill get yah the info yah need Nick Henry abducted 7-18-08 fron Buffalo N.Y. last seen in a maroon skylark 4 door if yah see or hear anything please contact your local authorities and pray for him to get home safe thers a pic on the site http://www.j-o-k-e-r-s-w-i-l-d.com/index.php ty topher I kneel beneath the same Moon that all the witches of old have knelt before. I am one with them in this sacred light. Hear me O' Diana, Goddess of the Moon, Queen of all witches, for I bear the symbols of the Old Religion. bear me then, and think yet even for a moment upon this worshipper who kneels before you. For I have heard the Strega's story, and I believe the words of the Holy Strega. When she spoke of your beauty in the night sky, when she bid us seek and find you above all ot
Just To Let You All Know
I just thought I would let you all know that I am finally moved. I really hate moving. But I am finally moved. I wont be on as much as I use to but I will still be on some so DO NOT to come show me some love and stuff. I have missed you all and I am glad to be back..
100 Years Of Kisses!
Congratulations to The Hershey Company!!!!! Hershey(R)'S Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates Celebrates Centennial Birthday "World's Largest Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Chocolate" Inducted into Guinness World Records(TM) HERSHEY, Pa., July 7, 2007 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX News Network/ -- The iconic Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates commemorated its 100th anniversary today with a record-breaking celebration in Hershey, Pa. The Hershey Company celebrated the brand's centennial by unveiling "The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate" at a birthday event hosted at Hershey's Chocolate World(R) Attraction in Hershey, Pa., The Sweetest Place on Earth(R). Complete with a seven-foot-long plume and 16,460-feet of foil wrapping, The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate weighed in at 30,540 pounds and was certified by Guinness World Records(R) as "The World's Largest Piece of Chocolate." (Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20070707/CLSA005) "Hershey's Kisses Choco
Summer Time Specials
Hey ladies it's that time...Sun is out, vacations are coming!! Why not have a party during the weeknight and save the weekends for the lake!! If you book a party for August during you will get...... Your party must be $300.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE Product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free Your party must be $500.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) You party must be $1000.00 or more 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) 5. Daddy from the Nati Free (a $38.00 value) 6. Be entered into a drawing to will a luxurious cruise for TWO to Mexico We will play games, have some "girl talk" and enjoy a night "IN"!! Call now to book while dates are still available!! Ref
Crystal
Don't Tell Me
Don't tell me you want to masterbate to my pics tell me you wanna masterbate in front of me . lol Thanks Tool for making me laugh
Important About A Military Friend!!!
What Gives With The Surveys?
Would you makeout with me? [ ]Heck Yea [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe [ ]already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ]In an instant! [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe Am I attractive? [ ]F*** no [ ]Hot as hell [ ]Fine [ ]Cute [ ]Okay [ ]Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ] i dk Are you a virgin? [ ]yes [ ]no [ ] wont tell I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]maybe [ ] no cause im shy Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me [ ] Have sex [ ] OTHER (give details)____________________ [ ] give me your number if so _________________ On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ]1 [ ]2 [ ]3 [ ]4 [ ]5 [ ]6 [ ]7 [ ]8 [ ]9 [ ]10 What would you want me to be
Stuff
k so i found my friends webcam crap but the pic is really blurry and he is out of town so anyone got any suggestions on how to fix it?? Hey thanks to all my friends who wished me a happy birthday!! Finally 21 hehe. I love you all and will comment when i can I'm at work so got to go!!! Thanks again!!!! Ok, maybe I was wrong. MAYBE all guys arent the same. Maybe there are some good guys left, ones who dont lie or cheat who make you feel good about yourself. Ones that dont just assume they are going to get into your pants right away. That open the door for you, and all that good stuff. Maybe.
Stories (nsfw)
--- She wrote: so here i am emailing you..yet again... sorry i got really bored over the weekend... anyhow i don't know why u wouldn't enjoy it.. i want a candle lit bath.. in a really big tub.. bubbles and rose petals of course.. warm towels when i got out and the in the bedroom message oils... and tell me if you've heard this one before.... a naked u.. and u can take it from there.. sensuality i like sensuality... and its not a trait you find in many guys.... and most girls(emphases on "girls") i've been with the exclusion and why is it that i always like the "taken" ones??? (guys and girls of course) *deep sigh* --- I wrote: well, if you really minded e-mailing me I'm sure you wouldn't do it.. ;) it's okay, I'd probably get bored on the weekends as well if i didn't fill them up.. ooh.. going for all out sensual here.. sounds good to me.. you do seem to enjoy your rose petals. and i assumed I'd be naked, or would you have been enjoying the bath by yourself? I'm en
Rants
ok, first blog. and yes its gonna be random. so, im kinda bummed/pissed off right now. i have 3 days before i leave for vacation and i still havemt found out if my friends i invited are allowed to go. i mean cmon who wouldnt want to go to the beach with me for a week? well, anyways.... so i might be getting off in just a few mins because i am really tired plus i have to work in the morning and it fucking sucks. so yea. whoever is gonna read this, g'night. -Jen
Life
I have to confess that I like to watch that reality show where an unsuspecting person has been nominated by friends and family for a wardrobe makeover. All of the subject's clothes are discussed and shown why they aren't flattering for the person, and then they are thrown in the trash. Then the person is given some new guidelines for clothing that will flatter their body type and has two days to shop for new clothes. And of course a new haircut and makeup are thrown in, too. But what really makes the show interesting to me is that, without fail, each person describes how it has been a transforming experience, really going beyond just acquiring new clothes. They have come to look at themselves in a new light, and to recognize their good points and how to take advantage of them. And they acquire a better sense of self-worth and self-respect. I think we could all do with a "makeover" every once in while, as a reminder of our good points and qualities that others see in us
Crappy Internet
Help Me Plse
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Bullshit.
Im really getting sick and tired of every single time I go to work, I do dishes. I never see any other waitresses do a full shift of dishes besides and and Scott. I wouldn't even consider myself a waitress- cause im not. Im a dish bitch, and it's fucking stupid. Just because I call in a lot(and i call in for good reasons) Im on dishes. It's old, and the hours suck! Oh, come in from 5:30-9.. what kind of shit is that? So, Sometime soon I need to start looking for a diff. job.. I really dont want to because I love working where I work- only cause the people I work with and we have fun sometimes- I dont feel like starting over somewhere else.. but this is ridiculous. So, I got to go get ready! Peace. So, since like 7 am this morning.. I've been puking and puking and puking and I've got diarhea badly.. and Im achy! I think I got the flu bad or something- I finally got back to sleep at like 4 something.. and im somewhat wide awake.. but i feel like shit! Well, LaTisha called me up because
Strawberry Tequila Overdose
My angel My demon My best addiction She lubes me And doobs me To reduce friction I am her shoulder To lean on My waist She wrestles When it gets To heavy In peace we nestle I may pull Her hair But never scold her The best part Of each fix Is when I hold her I tap it And slap it At her request She is open And listens And treats me best Her heart is My new drug I must confess But I am still Addicted To all the rest by my friend: RevJoe69@ CherryTAP
Non-poetry (stuff In My Life)
So I've been up late nights playing video games or computer games. I've still been writing poetry, but since I hardly EVER come on Fubar anymore, I just don't post any on here anymore. If you want my story or new poems, go to my other site, my actual main one: http://stormdragonz.deviantart.com Google search too! Also, a paper around five pages long is due sometime next month, so that's priority #1. Otherwise, I need to start being more alive and say hello to everyone and anyone I know. :) I'm doing better. Just a moment of needing a break from lots of stress and other things. Poems getting written, doing better in class, and still a bit mixed in feelings, but that's always existed. I hope everyone has a good weekend coming up for Halloween comes this Wednesday. :) Just so everyone knows, I'm alright and not dead. I haven't been feeling well lately for reasons I can't figure out. I am sneezing and somewhat coughing. My head gets dizzy spells now and then. Hugs are
Important Notice To Family!!!
ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY This is to notify you that after Aka Mrs.Ts contest which is between July 14th and July 27th The Family needs a serious break since we have had non-stop contests overlapping each other.So PLEASE refrain from entering contests after that until August 15th.If you do enter a contest you are entering at your own risk without the family's help. Some of our best bombers have not had a chance to have a break in between contests to recoopriate.Plus we need time to return favors if needed to those whose help we have been receiving now in our time of need.Also I need time to be able to recruit new members remember we are not the biggest group.Also remember we need to be a strong group not a burnt out one... Rubia hello family wildman55 of the nite hawks are in rubias ink contest now all are to go an bomb him to the fullest , rember he an his nite hawks was thier to help the bbw bhm bomber when we needed so now we must return the favor
Wow--where'd This Come From All The Sudden?
I just commented on a mumm about a girl that was abused in her last relationship and has been single for a year and a half. She is afraid to get back out there and trust men again. I have been single since November 06' and there is still no sign of things getting any easier. Things have changed drastically since I used to date many years ago. I am very sweet and reserved and it comes off as shy, which may be true also, but I am just trying to let you show me who you are and develop some sort of trust and connection before I open up. But nowadays it seems as if women only want the assholes anymore. Ones that will treat them like shit, ignore them, cheat, leave them at home and go have fun hitting on other women. I have NEVER cheated, NEVER had a one night stand, No booty calls, and NEVER played a girl to get something I wanted. But where does it get me??? No where..... I am beginning to feel as though there is no one out there for me anymore. I mean I have had dee
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so if you know me from myspace then you know when i get all messed up in my head i blog,, cause it's kinda like a couseling session to me. i can't keep a diary because i can't write fast enough to suit myself. everything that has been going on in my head lately has been really fucked up. i miss Joe so bad.and every day it just keeps getting worse. i mean he was my life, completely and totally. and i lve with my friends,, but i keep geting this drift like i am not wanted here. i talk to people online, and i try ery hard to make connections with them, but i can't do that with people that are around me. i have even begun to push davey ( a bestest since childhood) away. and in turn, because he doesn't undertand why i refuse to talk to him, he has pushed me away as well. and i only make connections with those online that i know i will have a slim to none chance of ever meeting face to face, for the simple reason that if i flirt with them, it doesn't make me feel as guilty for doin it and Jo
Love Is It Possible
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I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me. I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
Friends (sent To Me By Blue Eyes)
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l
Random Thoughts.
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
Hopeys Blog
What Is Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic fibrosis is an inherited chronic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system of about 30,000 children and adults in the United States (70,000 worldwide). A defective gene and its protein product cause the body to produce unusually thick, sticky mucus that: clogs the lungs and leads to life-threatening lung infections; and obstructs the pancreas and stops natural enzymes from helping the body break down and absorb food. In the 1950s, few children with cystic fibrosis lived to attend elementary school. Today, advances in research and medical treatments have further enhanced and extended life for children and adults with CF. Many people with the disease can now expect to live into their 30s, 40s and beyond.
Where Am I???
To all the girls I've loved.....oops...that's already been sung huh? lol....To all my friends on here/there, I've been gone, getting my bitch back on the road has been my passion lately. If I've neglected ya'll, then please accept my SINcere appologies.,....but she is my bitch and she needs to be between my legs.....if you don't know What the F++k I'm talking about, read my profile dammit!!. Laura darklin, TY for the Silver MC....and you can ride me/mine anytime..... bbl8r ya'll.......g
Goosebumps
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I got wood Few people have an idea as to what puts them in their "zen" place. Few people can realize what it takes to put them in that place. I have been lucky enough to find mine. As wierd as it may sound to the "normal" person I like to chop wood by hand. I can't really put my finger on what it is that is so satisfying about being out in the sun all day and feeling it on my back. drinking a beer or two and getting some much needed work done for the fire later on that everyone will gather around. They'll drink, talk, and yes laugh. Sometimes at jokes or someone's expense. The concentration of the cut helps also. Swinging a 15LB solid steel maul around, up, and over your head and trying to hit the same spot is a challenge I look forward to. The crack and then the splitting of the trunk I quess is where my satisfaction is. The feeling that I have the brute force to be able to break down in a few hours what took decades to grow and then die. It's times like this whe
Love Life
I wish you all a HAPPY and Prosperous NEW YEAR! Hi All! I now have another page on FUBAR! WITCHES WAY PROMOTING INC Please add! Thanks! I am still alone- I am not so sure that it is by choice anymore! For awhile I liked being alone and for the most part I still do- But I just want that one person that can make me smile, and who wants to be with me- Who wants to hold me in the middle of the night- And who wants to hold my hand through the good and the bad- Maybe I am just down today- Or maybe there is someone in my life now that i should just give in too- Its true there is no gold at the end of the rainbow- No prince charming after you kiss the frog! BUT isnt there someone out there that can sweep me off my feet- That can come and blow me away and show me that not all guys are the same??!!??
Fantasy To Reality
Contentedly dreaming... exploring Texas together Grabin' our hats ...slippin' into our jeans and boots...off to a trip to my little piece of heaven.... ( of course a few more comfortable things packed away ).... a time of back to nature, the great outdoors... feeling the energy of the sun and air filling you up, re-energizing your soul! Riding the mechanical horse of the day... 4wheelers needing gas and not hay... racing down trails... roaming the woods... seeing he surprises that pop out around the next bend, that big buck that is seldom seen, leaping from his hiding spot, the wild hogs running for cover.... turkeys flying back up to roost........ out of control, acting like kids, laughing it up... in wild abandon, without a care in the world... and noone around to give us a stare. Running thru creeks, mud and muck...getting covered from head to toe, just to stay cool....only to end up in the side yard pool. Once all cleaned and refreshed...it's out under a big tree, for an a
Cherry Tap Whores..
OMFG What are people BLONDES or MORONS.. They keep posting crap about the damn DRIVE there.. what they think that there INTERNET LIFE was over?? Come on mm If you had issues then well ITS BACk.. So Drop the Flippen Crap.. People needs to be Shot who keeps posting Stupid comments.. Like " hmmmmmm anyone else get the message...... and so forth Damn i love it when you see a females picture on here who is more FUGLY then you ever can think of.. Damn.. I was just scared away..
Bed
Ok im heading to bed.. and So who is not going to JOIN me.. lol maybe join me in my dreams.. if your lucky....
From Darkness To The Light
Deep in the chambers of the stalagmite house knows as house Mae'Iryn sat Matron Mother Zaani on her bed surrounded by her daughters, all high priestesses oh Lloth the spider queen, Zaani began the long process of labor. "Myrizz should i pass during this labor you are to be Matron in my place." Zaani said to her eldest daughter. "Matron Mother do not speak of such things. You have given birth to 5 daughters and are highly in Lloths favor you shall not perish due to mere childbirth." she said softly. "Quiet! This labor is different then from all of yours. It is draining me of my strength like its sucking my life." she said through a pain filled grimace. "Understood Matron Mother." Myrizz said solemnly. During the next 15 hours of labor Zaani labored to expel this child that was tormenting her, threatening to take all of her strength away. All the daughters helped in any way they could. Zar'Uit stayed at her mothers side holding her upright trying to make her more comfortable
Please Come Out And Support My Friend
Jeffrey Yaws Benifit Dreamworld Music Complex 3102 W. Division Arlington, TX 76012 Sunday July 15th 2:00p.m. Tickets are $10 at the door. $5.00 for kids 10 and under All Proceeds at the door willgo to Jeffrey Yaws and Family For his huge stack of medical Bills www.dreamworldmusiccomplex.com http://www.myspace.com/pheonixmusiccomplex (Card Subject To Change) TTW Title Match Texas Red (C) VS. Maxx Muscle Intergender Tag Team Action Kissy Boots vs. Miss_Diss Lexia & "Showcase" Shance Williams PWF Brass Knuckles Title Match (A Special Stipulation willbe added to this match the day of the show) "Chicano Assasin" Chuey Martinez (C) vs.Violent V vs. The "Hebrew Hitman" Dave The Rave 1ST EVER JEFFREY YAWS INVITATIONAL CUP (Every Match is 1 fall. The winners of each of these matches will go on to the final match, a Gauntlet/Royal Rumble style match. 2 Man will start. Every Minute a new entry will enter the match. Pinfalls, Submissions, TKO's, over the top are
Woo!
Wine Is Fine But Whiskeys Better...
Battle Of The Bands-the Sweet 16
Round 16 Boston 52.6% (30 votes) Round 15 E. L. O. 57.5% (23 votes) Round 14 Queen 80.9% (72 votes) Round 13 Motley Crue 72.7% (48 votes) Round 12 Heart 64.0% (32 votes) Round 11 Emerson, Lake, & Palmer 60.0% (18 votes) Round 10 The Eagles 80.0% (48 votes) Round 9 The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Round 6 Journey 51.6% (33 votes) Round 5 The Moody Blues 53.7% (29 votes) Round 4 Tom Petty 55.4% (31 votes) Round 3 Van Halen 61.0% (36 votes) Round 2 Led Zepplin 82.4% (61 votes) Round 1 Metallica 51.3% (39 votes) I need input as how to match up the winners. Please comment. Round 9 EJohn 45.8% (27 votes) The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) The Outlaws 6.3% (3 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Fleetwood Mac 17.0% (18 votes) Round 6 The Rolling Stones 48.4% (31 votes) J
Men
1. Learn that women are not the only ones that can change the toliet paper roll. 2. You can clean up after your self. 3. Never offer to help and then when she says thats okay i got it go and find something else to do we are only being nice. 4. If we ask do i look good you always say yes 5. Never miss a day of tell us: -how nice we look - how much you love us -how much we are needed Okay y is it that when you are with a new guy the old one always comes back some one explain that then you realize that you made a mistake and that you should really be with the old one because you still love that person. but when you get back with him you are so happy and all that but in the back of your mine you miss the new guy? and y is it that the second divorce is a hell of alot harder than the first on you mentally ?
Bodymod
I got my dermal anchor today thanks to Daron at Little John's. I love it now that it's in, despite the bruising. But let me tell you. If anyone is thinking about getting one of these done, don't let me deter you, but it hurts like hell. Or at least mine did. They have to go very slowly to work the anchor in and they have to press on it rather hard. I must say, as painful as my rook and industrial were, this hurt even worse. I mean holy shit it hurt. I didn't cry or anything, but I did mutter quite a few curses and was sweating profusely through the whole thing. Now I just have to give it 6 weeks then I can take the healing cap off and replace it with a gem or something. But as I said, please don't let this deter you, as it's a great piercing, and everyone feels pain differently. Tiffany
Wheres Weenie
Application For a Piece of Ass Name:______________________City:______________________State:_____________________Age:__________ Phone:______________SSN:_______________Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________Dentures: __________ Weight: _________Height:___________ Waist Size: __________Breast or Bra Size: __________Marital Status:Married___________Single______________Divorced:_________ Other__________Are Your Breasts Real? ____________Do You Like Them:Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____All of the Above____________Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________How Often? __________Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size:Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While Screwing Do You:Faint______ Fart_____
Tattoos
I am not a normal girl in anyway. I love getting durty and having a good time but what I like the best is Tattoos I love to give them and get them I have been doin them for about 6 months now on my own and I don't want to toot my own horn but I kick ass I will be posting pix on profile of the ones that I have done so check them out My favorite is the one I did on myself alright later
It's Official
So here's my dream for me: I want to do all the things I've ever dreamed of and some I haven't even thought of yet. I want to find someone who understands my need to feel things, not just let life pass by. I want to live without regrets from the past-it's done. There's only now. My dream doesn't necessarily involve a pair of rocking chairs, but it could. My deepest desire is for a true partner. A lover, a friend, someone who will always be there at the end of the day. Someone who loves me in spite of my faults and mistakes, who will keep my darkest secrets and trust me with his. I want to know that no matter what goes on when I'm not around, there's someone who will love me and respect me and just want me enough that they would never let anything touch that. That's true love to me. I want to be the warm safe place that he longs to return to. Am I dreaming? I hope not. I have to believe that true love will find me someday... I passed my national registry exam!! Got my results in the ma
The Bunny Blog
I stole this one from that cute hooligan. Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Or else I am sending Satan's minion after you and I can do that she is staying with me for a while.
Poems And Thoughts
we lay passionetly in each other's arms staring into each other's eye's while we give one another kisses here and there..... we enjoy each other's soft touches on every curve of one another's bodies ..... we lay and laugh at every little silly thing we share even if it ant that funny .... we whisper sweet nothings in each others ears tell one another blushes in embarressment .... we make all the right moves while we make love in the moonlight .... we slowly fall a sleep in each other's arms after we made the best love we ever made ...... will the love we share last or will just the friendship we have out last our love..... The Love a I share with you comes from so deep in my heart I wonder if I should share it at all because every time I share my deepest love for someone I always get hurt and I can never repair the pain.... The love I share with you is the strongest love I have ever felt it brings me to my knees .... The love I share with you is something I c
Paris Hilton
Filed under: Earnings reports, Conventions and conferences, Annual meetings, Starbucks (SBUX), PepsiCo (PEP), Sprint Nextel Corp (S), Bristol-Myers Squibb (BMY), Chesapeake Energy (CHK), Procter and Gamble (PG), Verizon Communications (VZ), Eastman Kodak (EK), Hilton Hotels (HLT), Symantec Corp (SYMC)Not much interesting going on except earnings -- so here is a run down of some of the biggies reporting next week.Monday April 30 Verizon Communications Inc (NYSE: VZ) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Verizon is expected to post adequate revenue but a decline in EPS. Investors will be listening for comments regarding the company's new FiOS cable and broadband service. Hilton Hotels Corporation (NYSE: HLT) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 12pm. Hilton is also expected to post a decline in EPS. Tuesday May 1 Procter & Gamble Company (NYSE: PG) to report Q3 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Liz Claiborne Inc (NYSE: LIZ) to report Q1 earnings; co
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