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Mee!!!
sorry everyone i rated low i didn't really know what i was doing i do now sorry new to this i wanted to know what you think?....is it sexier to show everything right off or wait and do it slower?.....do u think women or men who show everything right off is easy or a tease?...the ones who show very little are they stuck up or prude?.... well i just want to say for all those who left me a comment thank for all the love i had to get my yahoo id back and now i did so now i can get my comments and send them back
Vote For Marita!
Reposted for a friend ------------------------- THONG BIKINI OF THE WEEK COMPETITION I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN GO AND VOTE FOR ME! www.sexygirlbutts.com/bikini-of-the-week
American Idol
Looks as though tonight's format will be sticking pretty close to the traditional formula for a finale performance episode.Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis will each sing three songs, an original choice, a reprise from this season and, of course, the dreaded coronation song.Here are the rumored song choices and, while there has been no solid verification, they seem to be highly credible.Blake will lead off, after having won the coin toss but deferring the choice to Jordin, and will repeat his BonJovi night selection, You Give Love a Bad Name. He will also perform another Maroon 5 number, She Will be Loved, in addition to the crappy winner's single.Jordin will close the show and has chosen to repeat Broken Wing, her song choice from Martina McBride night, Christina Aguilera's Fighter and, of course, the crappy winner's song.Rumors are also spilling in surrounding the Wednesday finale extravaganza and are including names like Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Hicks, Jennifer Hudson, Smokey Robinson, G
Iphone
After Tuesday's flurry of "official" iPhone news -- pricing plans, activation details, local stores that will sell the Object of Your Desire -- expect a return today to rumor and speculation. Add to that an unhealthy dose of microscopic, obsessive analysis of the mainstream-media reviews of the device, and we should have an interesting day . . . as in, "may you live in interesting times". One common thread I noted in all four big-name reviews -- a general loathing of AT&T's EDGE network, which is what the iPhone will use to send and receive data. It's dog-slow compared to newer 3G networks, and the reviewers all said that the iPhone's ability to connect to Wi-Fi networks will be its saving grace. Expect an increase in subscriptions to services like T-Mobile HotSpots and Boingo as data-desperate iPhone users seek bandwidth water in the EDGE desert. For some, EDGE may be a deal-killer. When my Samsung BlackJack can't access AT&T's faster 3G network, it switches over to EDGE, and I drea
Aloha From Hawaii!!!!!
Aloha From Hawaii!!
Random Thoughts & Rants
I found this list a few yrs back & dropped it in a folder online, knowing one day i would want to post it in a blog. i added a cpl of my own. but generally these are the words i try live by and are important to me...enjoy! 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you," mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but
Sex Quiz
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Wtf!!!
So far this site has been fun, but I have finaly got a shithead that has reported one of my pics as NSFW. I thought this was a adult site for adults.. The pic they reported as art you can go see in a fuckin museum... Its not porn.. I love all art in all forms and I think it helps open hearts and minds.. Why would anyone hate on art?? I listen to things and see things I prefer to enjoy.. The things I dont care for then I turn off, or dont look at.. This is our 1st amendment right.. This right is one of the things I love about this country.. This is why many men and women have died on battle fronts around the world for us to have such rights.. And as with anything everyone tries to enjoy, it only takes one asshole to fuck it up for everybody.. People grow up, and excercise your right to walk away, turn it off, dont look, but dont hate on the freedom for anyone to express themselves as they see fit.. I dont send these pics out to people. They look at their own concious choice, and they ca
You Are 91% Fuckable!
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How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90% A Sicko60% A WUSS !!10% Average10% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
I Don't Care!
You Are 30% Bitchy You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them! How Bitchy Are You? "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? We're people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'l
To All My Freinds On Ct
I am looking for a girls name Kelly Ann Mitchell and Kimmie Ann Mitchell sister born to Michael Mitchel and Linda Vitallie in New Jersey on Nov. 21 1977 and Nov. 19 0r 20 1978. They have a brother name Tony and sister Angela. If you happen to know these people will you please contact me. This is very important for me to find them for my dad. He has been looking for them sent they where 5 and now we are tring once again by use of the internet. So if you know them or if you are them please contact me. On my space my yahoo is firefly_n_hell@yahoo.com or lizardlady28@hotmail.com. I am getting married in a week and I would love to have them here. Please help me!!!!!!! I am doing much better. The surgey was good. I should be back in a few weeks. My Computer has crashed so I will be offline for afew days up to a few weeks. So if you read this and you talk to meor comment me alot and I dont answer this is way. I will let you know when I am up and running again. Love you guys.
Stuff
Domestic abuse by a spouse or intimate partner knows no age or ethnic boundaries. Domestic abuse can occur during a relationship or after a relationship has ended. The victims of domestic violence and spousal abuse are five to eight times more likely to be women than men. However, men can also be the victims of domestic abuse. A common pattern of domestic abuse is that the perpetrator alternates between violent, abusive behavior and apologetic behavior with apparently heartfelt promises to change. The abuser may even be very pleasant most of the time. Therein lies the perpetual appeal of the abusing partner and why many people are unable to leave the abusive relationship. However the psychological and physical dangers of staying in an abusive relationship are severe. The first step in ending the misery is recognition that the situation is abusive. Then you can seek help. Domestic abuse between spouses or intimate partners is when one person in the relationship tries to control t
F*ck Me Running
I bought some Oxi-Clean yesterday & I was just doing some laundry, when I thought about writing this blog. I'm curious if anyone uses this stuff & if it works. I've done 2 loads with it & I don't see a difference. I was going to mention how I've only done colored washes & I just started a white load, but that sounded super racist to me. Seriously though, is this stuff better than bleach? I haz the sads :(. I should've waited to post this on Friday, since that's the last episode, but I couldn't wait. I'm impatient. (I hope none of these are inactive. :/ How annoying.)
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My New Name Is.........
OK.....take a minute and laugh!! MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Pr ofes sor Poopypants, by
A Poem To Give You Goosebumps
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys
Sears Supports Our Military Let's Support Them
Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up... Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. Pass it on. Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department: Received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have
Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-l
What 50 Years Can Do
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z
Oh Hell Yeah.........
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for
Will You?
I have a guest book in my profile..If you haven't already ,will you sign it? If ya have already, spank you ~hugs~ As a few of you may know I am only on once a week for a few more months or,, weeks.. Since looking back. I figured I have lost contact to most of you.. And either we barely speak to each other or only few times and that was it. So next week to all the ones that are on my friends list(except some new/recent ones) I will be going through my list and deleting some. If you want to be kept on it.. let me know.. If not.. don't bother I guess. If you have to think more than a week to figure out..(that's part of the why bother) Will be sad but,,sorry... I am on here for friends and family sorry,, Was at a stage I was looking for points, but will come out of it?Adding people just for points? I say if your funny make me laugh.. If you want a conversation. Pick a subject. If you just want to be silly..I can try to be that. I am a good friend for those who want one I may n
Usa
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forwa
Beware Of Hackers
views: 19 comments: 5 ratings: 0 This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log o
True American
A woman was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, She received a call from the doctor's office to tell her that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. She had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so she didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, she like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time she wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, she rushed upstairs, threw off her pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave herself a quick wash in that area to make sure she was at least presentable. she threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to her appointment. She was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when she was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure we all do, she hoppe
Bored
Why Women Are Smarter Than Men..lol
Estate Planning 101 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.
Tick Removal
> Please forward to anyone with children. or hunters, etc!! thanks! > > A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because
Somethings
and the newest one SO COME AND TRY US OUT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND YOU COULD BE ENJOYING SOME UNFORGETTABLE FORBIDDEN PLEASURES. ALL THE PEOPLE IN HERE ARE THE FRIENDLIEST ON CHERRY TAP. YOU COULD BE LISTENING TO THE FASTEST GROWING STATION ON THE INTERNET AND HAVING FUN WITH THE IN CROWD. DON'T BE SHY WE ARE ALL OUT TO HAVE A BLAST. COME AND ENJOY THE FRIENDLIEST CROWD AND ATMOSPHERE. YOU KNOW IT IS THE THING TO DO
Bored At Work!!!
Thank goodness for internet access at work. Work has slowed down alot for me lately and I'm just glad I can browse the internet and access Cherrytap to keep me entertained at times. I have to be here in the office at least 10 to 12 hours a day if not more. They just like to see people working long hours. I guess it makes the company feel better about their employess. I on the other hand think it's unfair. I mean people do have lives outside of work right?
Remy's This Friday, 7/13/2007
Welfare
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb
Need Advise
Ok, this is to all the guys out there that have girlfriends/wives. Why do you need to go on a site and flirt with people who you'll prob never meet if you have someone at home who you say you are happy with????? Not to mention the fact that that person didnt even know that you belonged to that site... Why would you lie abt something like that? Does it make you feel like a real man to know thst youre getting away with something that your girl has no idea abt???? WTF??? And then ignore her when she finds you on here and messages you.... I really dont get it? Is it because the girl youre living with and marrying next year isnt good enough for you? Or is it that it's just easier to get off to people who would never want anything to do with you anyway, so you pretend to have some sort of "dellusional realationship" with them with no strings attached? I really dont understand... Could someone please enlighten me???? Thanks...Oh, and Sean, if you read this, you better reply!!
How Men Choose A Wife Lol
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to sav
Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."
How The Phone Should Be Answered In America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldie
A Need To Vent!
I find it hard to believe that my pictures keep getting flagged as NSFW. I look at pictures scrolling by on the top and see girls in their bras with their nipples showing or guys with profanity in their names and yet all of that is totally acceptable ... so please explain to me how my fully clothed butt is so unsuitable for work or how my girlfriend and I playing with rocks making symbols on our stomachs is hardly safe for work. The hypocrisy of the site is anyone can decide they do not like you and tag a picture. I am sure no one cares about my rant but it is ridiculous!
Tired
please help me gain more points to get tothe next level. i have been at the present one for over 3weeks and i have been trying but i need help more stuff to my ct. if u think so then add me, rate me, comment me. then i will i need some help getting points. plz help me. comment my pics, rate me, send me gifts, and everything you can. if you do i will help u out
The Fireman
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible..The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix .. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Firem
My Everything
Everything for You You are my everything When I wake up it is you on my mind All day You put a smile on my face You have come in to my world My heart I want you and need you You complete me What was love without you? NOTHING You are my love My future is with you I am yours for the asking My love, my heart my time I love you It is unreal But yet true How much my heart belongs to you Do not hurt it Take care of it And it will take care of you
Things A True Boyfriend Does
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S
My Lyrics
{{{{{{{{{{ Its Easier }}}}}}}}}} ..........its easier to walk the fence than to choose.... its easier to keep on hand an excuse ..... But i dont mind ....i dont mind .... Better get off if you want ... or hang on for the ride... Its Easier to leave, behind than to stay... Its easier to curse , my god than to pray...But i dont mind..... i dont mind... Either get off while you can,... or hang on for the ride....i dont mind,... and i know ,..good advice, doesn't change ,and up hill climb,... i dont mind ,.if your heart tells you to be here...oh -no....you cant go ,...you cant try,...doesnt change the bottom line,..take your time ,... if you need to make all your "S's" clear.....Its Easier to say ,the odds are against you ,.. but whats difficult for one,..is easier for two,.. but i dont mind,.. i dont mind,.. either get off while you can ,...or hang on for the ride,.. i dont mind,... i dont mind ,....i dont mind ,.
3 Little Pigs Lol
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered
Welfare Recipient Lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary will be $300,000. per year." The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."
A Cool Gal
How Ct Profiles Get Hacked.
How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a se
I Had No Clue Amy
K.o.w. Morphs + Friends
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A.w.o.l.
Just wanted to let all my friends out there know that I am still around and kicking but am going to be away for a while as We are moving and I am going to be busy packing and moving and STUFF !!!!! Hopefully I will be back by the end of the month !!! Miss everyone and hopefully I will be back SOON !!!!! Russell Hello all: Sorry to have dropped of the face of the earth as I did but between computer problems and the constant pain I have just not been at the computer for any period of time.I was feeling a little bit better today so I thought I would at least let you know that I am still here !!!!! I might not be on as much as before but maybe from time to time I can log on and say hi... I also wanted all of my friends to know that I have missed talking and spending time with you but I just needed to rest some !!!! So for now if you catch me on and want to yell feel free !!!!!If I am here I will answer but I will not be around as much as I was before !!!!!
Do You Know What If Feels Like When One Of Your Children Needs Help And You Can't Get It For Them?
The Cold Within
Ok.. this is one of my favorite poems~ Author Unknown The Cold Within Six humans trapped by happenstance in the bleak and bitter cold.. each possessed a stick of wood or so the stories told.. their dying fire in need of logs the first man held his back, for of the faces around the fire he noticed one was black The next man set in tattered clothes, he gave his coat a hitch.. why should his log be put to use to warm the idle rich The rich man sat back and thought of the wealth he had in store and how to keep what he had earned from the lazy shiftless poor The next man sitting cross the way saw one not of his church and couldn't bring himself to give the fire his stick of birch The black mans face bespoke revenge as the fire passed from his sight for all he saw in his stick of wood was a chance to spite the white Their logs held tight in deaths still hands is proof of human sin They didn't die from the cold without.. They died from the cold within
Thank You "private Nurse" For Sharing This!
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going
What Amedeo And You Must Think Also!
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has
Circus Tricks
go vote for my ink in this tattoo contest http://fubar.com/images.php?u=837718&albumid=484896 i'm walking a tightrope and my mind is drunk clouded with thoughts of past, present, and future my body sways back and forth between bad and worse have to stay steady have to keep my balance no focus, no drive, the rope goes on forever no end in sight no safety harness no prize waiting on the platform no net below to catch me if i lose control i use the angel and devil on my shoulders to balance me but they're too busy fighting i cant make both of them happy i cant make anyone happy some want to see me fall and some want to see me make it but everyone wants to watch me struggle like a baby taking its first steps everyone watches the humility of me balancing on this thin line some say run faster some say slow down, one step at a time but no one really knows no one ever really tries to make it all the way the end is u
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My Dad
My Dad was admitted into the hospital last night. I am worried about him, not sure what all the problems are yet but when I know I will keep you updated. On the bright side my brother was able to get emergency leave from Iraq for our family emergency so he will be here soon. I am looking forward to seeing him! I have been so worried about him and have missed him alot. I ask all my friends to please pray for my Dad. Hopefully your prayers and thoughts will help and his stubbornness will pull him through. Thank you Simmer
Booty Call!!!
Body: BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie ther
Hell Hole
I cry myself to sleep at night sometimes My pillow soaked with tears Because it seems that I am worthless And my happiness is drowned by my fears It seems as if you all hate me Like my whole network wants me to die Deep inside I know it’s true I fake a smile for my lie I cover my eyes whenever I’m around you I bury my head between my knees To hide from you the pain I feel That spreads throughout me like a disease I’ve been along so many paths They all take me the same way It feels like the world is my predator Feeding on me as their prey I thought there was more to this life Than being smothered with all this pain The pain that I know I give everyone Is the reason I’m growing insane I wish I weren’t such a screw up And that I don’t live for very long Simply because I fucked up too many times And how everything I do is wrong So, to everyone who’s listening I’m ending
Burning Calories
Burning Calories... Current mood: horny Burning Calories… Giving Head messages jaw while burning 32 calories. **Swallowing is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. The American Dental Association says semen cuts through plaque better than mouth wash, so suck dick and save a smile.** Having Sex burns 358 calories. Having Rough Sex (make it hurt) burns 543 calories. Taking Partners clothes off with their consent burns 12 calories. Taking Partners clothes off without their consent burns 187 calories. Taking off her bra with two hands burns 8 calories. Taking off her bra with one hand burns 12 calories. Taking off her bra with mouth burns 85 calories. Putting on Protection while hard burns 6 calories. Putting on Protection while soft burns 315 calories. (this ones gotta suck!!) Looking for target during foreplay burns 8 calories. Finding G spot during foreplay burns 92 calorie
Secrets Of Women!!
Chinese Astrology
Chinese Astrology The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of t
Gotta Love Cops
I just have to vent off steam. I want to know if I am the only female that think cops are way too hot. Is it the uniform and attitude? I ain't no groupie and yes some do not fit the bill but the ones that do..Holy Shisters. Any other person feel this way. Guys you can say how you feel about chick cops!!!
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls I'm sorry that I opened up to you, and told you that I really liked you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect, and that I don't sleep with every guy that comes around. I'm sorry that my body's not perfect enough to 'satisfy' your wants. I'm sorry that I'm not 'hot'enough, to be your lady. I'm sorry that I'm actually nice, and not a bitch. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of going out. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I am there to comfort you, When you and your new girl got in a fight. I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when a hotter girl catches your eye. I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you whine about how badly
Whateva
PUNK, SKIN, SKATER, HIPPIE, MOUNTAIN GIRL, MOD, TOMBOY, DORK, ROCKER, JOCK, GOTH, ARTIST, FREAK, DANCER, MUSICIAN, FRIEND, EXHIBITIONIST, LOVER, HEALER, STUDENT, EMPLOYEE, SURVIVER, SPIRITUALIST, SISTER, FIGHTER, DAUGHTER, CAREGIVER, AUNT, TEACHER, NATURALIST, GROWER, GODMOTHER, OPEN MINDED, FRIENDLY, HELPFUL, JOYOUS, CONTENT, BELIEVER, DETERMINED, FREE, UNDERSTANDING, WILLING, ABLE, ENTHUSIASTIC, EXPERIENCED, TRUSTING, COMFORTING, INDIVIDUAL
The Story Of Life
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i dont like gray hair so i die my hair
My Blog...
For any of you who are able to reach the Waukesha area.... Calming Hands Healing, is once agian open! I have re-opend my Massage Therapy business in a New Location on the East Side of Waukesha on Arcaidian Ave. I do Deep Tissue, Reiki, Swedish, Trigger Point, Hot and Cold Hydro, relaxation, etc... If your interested or in need of a good relaxing or theraputic massage feel free to contact me! 262-224-3884
Undecided Can Anyone Help??
Richardbear8
IS THERE REALLY LOVE IN THE WORLD IF I WOULD LIKE TO FINE THE RIGTH LADY TO PUT IN MY LIFE THAT DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE ARE WHAT I CAN GIVE ALL I WONT IS SOMEONE LADY TO LOVE ME FOR WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE IS THERE SOMEONE IN YOU LIFE THAT YOU PUT IN YOU LIFE ANDGIVE THEM YOUR HEART AND SOUL SOME TIMES WE DO FALL IN LOVE AND ITS BECAUSEOF ALL THE WORNG REASON THEN WE FALL IN LOVE AND WE HAVEGOD IN ARE LIFE AND THAT RIGHT REASON TO FALLIN LOVE . THE WE THINK WE FALL IN LOVE AND ALL WE ARE LOOKING FOR IS SOMEONETO FILL THE HOLE IN ARE HEART AND ITS NOT LOVE AT ALL IT JUST SOMETHING IN ARE HUMAN NATUER TO DO . THE THERE WHAT THEY CALL SEXAL LOVE THAT LOVE OFTHE BODY AND NOTHE SPRIT WOULD LIKE TO FINE SOMEONE MYAGE WHO LIVE HERE INJACKSONVILLE FLORIDA TO LOVE ME FOR ME AND NOT HOW MUCH MONEYI HAVE ARE WHAT SHE CAN GE T OUT OF ME JUAST LOVE IS ALL IASK
Check Me Out
How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those Who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened In a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, Please forward this story on to others So that our nation and people around the world Will know about those who laughed When they found out about the tragic events In New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery To a convenience store in a California town Named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred In New York when he entered the business To find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval And support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, Called his boss and told him Of the very upsetting event! < /SPAN> He didn't feel he could be in that store with those Horrible people. His boss asked him, 'Do you think you could go in th
All I Need Is A Rate
could all my friends and fans go rate this pic please. u don't have to leave any comments unless u want to thanx and i hope u all have a great day
Marine Corps
February 11 is the day I went to MEPS in Montgomery, AL. I enlisted into the Marine Corps for a minimum of 5 years. I acquired the MOS of Avionic Electrition. I scored a 57 on the ASVAB. I plan to leave for Parris Island, SC in August but there is a complication with that I believe I just broke my rist so it will have to be delayed a month or so! I love the Marine Corps...Semper Fidelis!
Day To Day
My Sensual Side.....
who thought that that move was bad i watch it it was more about a strip club the wristling qustion why dose love take every ounce of strenth u have A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and he has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really sho
Nascar Lounge
Hey Gaters If your a nascar fan check out the new nascar lounge and join up and gimmie the feedback on the world of motorsports Later Gaters NEW PICTURES RATE AND COMMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Later Dexter
Cfl Game 2
please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day. please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day. please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day.
Venting!
Ok, everyone has noticed the changes going on fubar. First it was comments had changed, now its not ez to do ezrates or any kind of rating with out the bouncer poppin up all the time, and the prices went up on drinks. Well, there is a bully, and yes I even reposted it, to protest with a saying in your status on Friday. Well, I got to thinking that isnt going to do any good. You are still feeding into the frenzy. If you want to protest, protest with some meat behind it and dont sign on for a day or a week or quit buying everything...fubux & real money. Hit them where it really hurts, the wallet. I personally am not going to renew my VIP or sticky anymore bullys. If 1000 people do not renew VIP's this month...thats is about $15,000 in a month. All the status for a day is going to get you is possibly flagged as a trouble maker and get blocked from fu or even worse get deleted. So what should we do?? I just need to vent....I went to town to take some breathing screening equipment back. I f
Bitchology
Bitchology When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am ! and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to defuse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me
Be Truthful
NEED SOME HELP TO RATE, PLEASE ADD ME .. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ARE THEY ALL LOOKIN JUST TO GET A PIECE???? I'M SO SICK OF THAT, I WANT SOMEONE WHO CARES.. NOT JUST LOOKI FOR A HOOK UP.. ARE THERE ANY GOOD GUYS LEFT IN THIS WORLD??????? COME ON LADIES LETS SEE HOW MANY THINK SIZE MATTERS OR THE WAY HE USES IT MATTERS,
Recent News For Dying Regret
Come out and join us while we celebrate with our Drummer, Mike at the Jumping Turtle! We've made headlines online! Please check us out and buy our cd while the limited run edition of The Price of Human Ruin is available! www.cdbaby.com has this to say: Got twenty minutes to spare for some "unrelenting orchestrated destruction with beautiful overtones of pain?" Sure you do. While the world continues to be helplessly saturated with metalcore bands that all claim to be poised and ready to rip your ears off with their unrelenting assault, few seem to actually be able to cut the mustard. This EP makes a strong case for why this San Diego five piece might be one of the groups worth paying attention to. Heavy on the riffs but not dependent on them, these songs are fast and slyly sophisticated, throwing in hits and breaks that add a real variation to the structure of the rhythms. The drums may be the real backbone here, cranking into double time with ease and almost toying with the
Life
My day couldn't get any worse ... Im supposed to be meeting up with Brian (My CT boyfriend)..but insted i have his Aunt calling me and buggin out because shes afraid im going to hurt him... Hello!! I'm 5'5 ... He's 5'11 .. how could i possibley do him any harm.. Then i got yelled at for having a friend thats male.. and because i have a picture of me licking his face... Cuz thats against the law apperently... I can't stand it when people who have never spoken to me before judge me ... because of that picture and because i where low cut shirts im not "LADY LIKE" and I don't act proper... Yet he has nude pictures but thats okay .. U know what i mean? At least im covered up .. im not walking around with my nipple hanging out or anything .. so basicly shes calling me a slut .. but what i wear i wear to work .. So if they accept it in an Elementary School System then it must not be to bad huh? Yeah thats what i thought too ... ON top of that she threatened me!! That she would hurt me if anyt
My True Feelings
WELL THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG IN CT AND ITS MOST LIKELY A PRETTY DUMB ONE BUT WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ IT WITCH I KNOW MOST WON'T ANYHOW.... WELL I PUT MY HEART OUT THERE AGAIN FOR A VERY SPECIAL GUY I FELL FOR ALL HIS WORDS TELLING ME HOW HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE AND HOW HE WOULD WAIT AS LONG AS IT TOOK TO GET MY LIFE IN ORDER SO WE COULD BE TOGEATHER THINGS WERE GREAT (I THOUGHT) WELL HE WENT AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS PROMISED HES CALL OR CATCH ME ON HERE EVERYDAY (HUMM MAYBE HEARD FROM HIM TWICE) I WROTE TO HIM I CALLED HIM AND LEFT MESSAGES EVERYDAY BUT HE NEVER RETURNED ANYTHING WELL HE DID TWICE SAYING IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE OK TO JUST HOLD ON TILL HE GOT HOME NOT TO GIVE UP ON HIM SO LIKE A FOOL I SAT HERE AND THOUGHT ABOUT NOTHING BUT HIM DAY AND NIGHT AND FELL FOR HIM MORE AND MORE WELL HES BACK NOW AND I HAVE STILL NOT HEARD FROM HIM I GEUSS IT WAS ALL A DREAM AND I JUST WOKE UP I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE AS BAD AS HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME WOULDN
Why No Pictures??
Party
Body: T'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...SoOo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors... yes i did" "i am the walrus"=/ okay i added that one [charlotte] BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2yrs Body: T'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this w
Funny
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife &6 kids to support. Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico" Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a lar
The One
The One (Incomplete) By Clinton C. Ferguson Before knowing if the other person is indeed the one that you’re meant to be with, you must first know who you are. Knowing who oneself is allows you to understand what love truly means to yourself and the difference between what is wanted and what is needed to be in love and to love someone completely. This takes time, patience, and experience. Time: to contemplate on your own hart. Patience: that eventually, even if briefly, the one you are meant to be with will be found. Experience: learning through past relationships what will be the correct course of action when that particular person is found. Contemplation is necessary to bring about proper change in life and the best way to seek this level of love. Once that is completely followed through you are ready even if they are not. If the latter is evident then passive perseverance is highly suggested. Allowing the other person to discover all of these things out for themselve
Paris Hilton
Broken
Yesterday the 11 of april I had one of my facial plates removed. In 2006 I had an ostiotamy which involved moving my top jaw forwads and my bottom jaw backwards and pinned in place with titianum plates and screws. A year or so later I went for my orthodontiost appointment and complained of a pain where one of my plates were I was told that it was just bone... and it would reset its self... well in those 9 months the pain was getting worse, so I decided to make an appointment with the Dr. who did my sugry, he actually sent me for an X-ray, and found out it was one of my screw heads petruding through my gum! So he booked me a sugry dated in December! Finally on the 11th of april I had my surgry, I couldnt've stressed enough to the enisthetist that I'm petrified of needles and needed a gas induction... however I was refused! So I had to sit in the waiting room with this numbing cream on my hands for about an hour prior to sugry, which did help the pain of the needle going into
Wiccan Things
Bide the Wiccan Laws we must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live and let live, Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep the evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak but little, listen much. Deosil go by waxing moon, Chanting out the Witches' Rune. Widdershins go by waning moon, Chanting out the baneful rune. When the Lady's moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her, times two. When the moon rides at her peak, Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the West, Departed souls will have no rest. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go, Burn them fast and burn them slow. Elder be the Lady's tree, Burn it
Me,myself,and I
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Ching Chong Charlies
so i am in the process of writing up a buisness plan for a new comedy club i plan to open here in georgia....its comedy for two or three hours and then from like 11 to 2 its open musical stage...so my advisor who is also my uncle is very leary about me allowing rap performances...he hates rap but he is still under the perception that rap isnt music and that where there is rap there is crime...i do agree that yes sometimes it happens but here i am just trying to have an outlet for musicians and he is being predjudiced against one type of music...in response i will havethem play anyways....anyone have any ideas on what they would like to have in a club or comedy club let me know
What I Have Learned...
What I Have Learned...
Single And Down
Angry Santa Rants
want one? Who cares? no one reads any of this My mumm its sinfull nature is rightfully gone,FUBAR is the greatest place known to man, those in charge are no less then gods decended from the heavens to give us this wonderfull site, everyone here is blessed to be apart of this living miracle,no doubt in due time fubar will deliver to cure for famine,all known viruses,a working solution for the economy and more, my last mumm was blasphamy and i want to repent my sinfull way's please forgive me of my sins oh great fubar gods. mumm question Isn't fubar just a basket full of puppies on a unicorn riding a rainbow kinds of fantastic?
Stash
If anyone is removed from my friend list for what seems like no reason...I am only removing people that add stash after stash to the tune of 20 or more one after another. cause i get tired of hearing it. I don't get stash anyway. I mean really who gives a shit about what videos you like..How about spending more time on taking pictures of yourself rather than posting a thousand pictures of some model you think people want to see...if i wanna see models i'll go to a model site. If anyone is removed from my friend list for what seems like no reason...I am only removing people that add stash after stash to the tune of 20 or more one after another. cause i get tired of hearing it
Funny Videos
The Cost Of A Solider
The Cost of a Soldier A True Soldier is tough indeed standing tall and strong when there is a need A Soldier also feels sadness, pain, and sorrow Sometimes not looking forward to the trials of tomorrow When a Soldier is wounded in battle the nerves of his buddies it does rattle When news reaches friends and family at home how their worries and minds begin to roam A wounded Soldier feels inadequate at best stopping him from much needed healing rest A wounded Soldiers wonders will he ever be alright, trusting in God that he'll make it through the night. When a Soldier is wounded far beyond repair the loss and pain felt can not compare The Cost of a Soldier is set so very high they assure our freedom will always apply To stand beside a Soldier and walk through his pain will humble a civilian, no longer to complain Love, patience, trust and hope is what a Soldier needs to get them through some very treacherous deeds Dear Lord please watch over our Military
Just Me
Hey people just wanted to lat you all know that I am still alive and kicking.Lost my DSL for the time being and have to use dial up which really sucks.So I will try to get on here every so often just to check in and see if anything is new. Love ya all, Denise
July 10th
I WANT TO LET THE FAMILY KNOW DUE TO THE RECENT ISSUES I HAVE HAD IN REGARDS WITH MY EX AND MY SON I WAS TOLD I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOME RIGHT NOW...I WILL TRY TO COME ON EVERY COUPLE DAYS OR SO IF I CAN GET ONLINE...WHILE I AM NOT ABLE TO BE ONLINE I AM LEAVING BOTH CANDYRAIN AND CHERRY IN CHARGE...PLEASE SHOW THEM YOUR RESPECT... Thank You Rubia
Hacker Info
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way
Funny, Take A Look
1991 xj6 sov. 117,000 miles looks,runs,and drives great forest green with tan leather all power and moon roof blue book on this sweet ride is 5,700.00 asking 4,500.00 or best offer. A real MUST SEE. This is a story about four people named everybody,somebody,anybody nobody. there was an important job to do,everybody was asked to do it, everybody was sure that somebody would do it. anybody would have done it but nobody did it, somebody got angry because it was everybody's job. everybody thought anybody would do it but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done. 5280 to go to level..
My Fears....
I was once a damn good Sax player...and this song puts into words my own personal fears.... I was once the 4th best Sax player in the state of Florida and the 2nd Best in Hillsborough County here in Florida.... I was also in the best HS Jazz Band as well.... I ended up joining the Army after HS to be a musician and I screwed myself by not studying for my Theory classes and placing too much faith in my playing abilities and "flunked" out of the Army and havent played much since.. I guess Im afraid of failure like the guy in this video and being laughed at.... It was true in my case...I had a "pearl in the shell" under my nose and I never realized it... Such is life...You make mistakes...and I regret that I never did something with my musical ability...

Love is what everyone has some show it and some dont why does the sound of love make someone happy but at the same time it hurts.. It hurts to loose the person you love you think what did i do wrong? why me god? No one really knows how to appreciate the person they have right next to them and in their hearts until their gone forever.. i wonder why? Have you ever met that special someone that makes your mind spin whirl and twirl.. A special person the kind that can take away all the pain that your in That kind of person that jus comes along and wipes away ur tears and holds u and says im here for u forever and when they say it u know they mean it cause they look you in the eyes to make sure you know they mean it... That kind of person that jus makes u feel like a kid again when ur with them... Like no care in the world jus happyness and Joy... All of a sudden the minuet u think about them it makes ur heart beat even faster... In ur mind u jus kno they are the one and that u te
What Is Cf ( 2 )
What Is Cystic Fibrosis? Cystic fibrosis (CF) is an inherited disease of your mucus and sweat glands. It affects mostly your lungs, pancreas, liver, intestines, sinuses, and sex organs. Normally, mucus is watery. It keeps the linings of certain organs moist and prevents them from drying out or getting infected. But in CF, an abnormal gene causes mucus to become thick and sticky. The mucus builds up in your lungs and blocks the airways. This makes it easy for bacteria to grow and leads to repeated serious lung infections. Over time, these infections can cause serious damage to your lungs. The thick, sticky mucus can also block tubes, or ducts, in your pancreas. As a result, digestive enzymes that are produced by your pancreas cannot reach your small intestine. These enzymes help break down the food that you eat. Without them, your intestines cannot absorb fats and proteins fully. As a result: Nutrients leave your body unused, and you can become malnourished. Your sto
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What Causes Cystic Fibrosis
What Causes Cystic Fibrosis? Cystic fibrosis (CF) is caused by a defect in a gene called the cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator (CFTR) gene. This gene makes a protein that controls the movement of salt and water in and out of the cells in your body. In people with CF, the gene does not work effectively. This causes the thick, sticky mucus and very salty sweat that are the main features of CF. Each of us inherits two CFTR genes, one from each parent. Children who inherit an abnormal CFTR gene from each parent will have CF. Children who inherit an abnormal CFTR gene from one parent and a normal CFTR gene from the other parent will not have CF. They will be CF carriers. CF carriers: Usually have no symptoms of CF Live normal lives Can pass the abnormal CFTR gene on to their children When two CF carriers have a baby, the baby has a: One in four chance of inheriting two abnormal CFTR genes and having CF. One in four chance of inheriting two norma
Giving Part Of Me
i was recenlty approached by a few lesbian friends of my that want to have a kid and asked if i would donate my seed as it were so that they may have a kid. they have told me that i may see the kid any time i like when it is born. however they dont want my name on it any were (ex. the birth documants and so forth.). but it would be hard for me not to feel i guess some wanting to be the childs father in some regaurd. i dont know really i was thinking of asking to be the godfather of the child but i dont know if that would really fly. im really not sure any of you that read this please give me your input into my sitution.
Bored
subject: BEWBS received: 09/19/2008 10:45 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam LOVE TO KNOW WHAT TO DO TO SEE THIS FOLDER What should I tell him????? sorry, bored as fvck Besos Hey yall :P well Ive been gone for a month, I was in Alabama all of July (yikes) Me and my daughter went and stayed with my brother and fiance (they both work together out of town). Let me tell you, those people are SOOOO different, I was in southern Alabama, almost at the Florida line and let me tell ya, it was like a different country!!!! This one guy asked me where I was from and I told him Atlanta, and he said, "I like your accent" LMFAO!!!! But I just wanted to let you all know that I have missed ya bunches, so if you were wondering where the hell I have been, now ya know! I hope everyone is having a great weekend and has a good week!! Take care, ~Alexis Lyrics In English I cry for you (ENRIQUE IGLESIAS) "lloro por
What A Girl (me) Wants
so yeah the last one was a long list... but it is the little things that count in life.... and here's some more *if we're both "speds"... just laugh.... *someone who will brush the hair out of my face just to touch me... * someone who plays with my hair when i'm laying across your lap watching a movie... *someone who can laugh at my friends as much as i do... *someone who wouldn't mind staying the night just to sleep next to me once in a while... *a guy who if he wants it comes n gets it... the surprise and the agressiveness is a big turn on.... *a guy who isn't upset that i smoke even though you may not smoke what i do... * kiss me on the forehead.... *a guy who drops in purely to see how i am feeling when i'm sick.. (i'd do it for you).... *a guy who would leave a note on my car at work when i'm inside....maybe a flower too? daisies!!! * a guy who calls me beautiful (and means it).... * a guy who would be brave enough to let me shave his face...(trust me... it's an ex
Lifes A Bitch
life is a total bitch.. i'm a truck driver who finally found some work that got me home every week and my previous company tries to tell me that I owe them money after the last 10 months I spent away from my daughter and even missed her 6th birthday for them... If there are any truck drivers out here don't think of going to ffe that company sucks and I have worked with them for over 2 years.. american eagle, lisa motor lines, and ffe are the same company avoid them at all cost. but its all good i make more money where i'm at and get to be with my daughter 3 times a week now and loving it and now I can be on here and meet new people.. Now I get to look for my cherry pie...
Original Creepy Vs The Dancing Baby Picture
Being A Friend
Friends are like angels sent from above They came to give you an undying love. Summer, winter, spring or fall, They're there to help you when you call. I will be there for you, When your days are lonely and blue. You can call on me for a helping hand, I'll be there beside you to take that final stand. I didn't know where to start, But this is a poem straight from the heart. I'm here for you if you're here for me, That's why friends is a thing we'll always be.
Life
www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! IN LOVING MEMORY OF SWEET THING'S BROTHER "JOEY" WE LOVE YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH AND YOUR FAITH STRONG. When I dream under skies so blue I think about my life with you The life we made the love we share The lonely moments when your not there The time apart does some good Keeps love strong the way it should Our children smile and love to play With mom and dad they love to stay They say we're cool and lots of fun Although their lives have just begun So in my heart you'll always stay No matter that you are far away I love you more and more today Would love to show yon in brand new ways So smile my love for I am here In my heart you're alway dear I'll never leave from by your side I'll smile and keep up with a long stride So keep me close and love me more I'll see you on God's golden shore.
Get Along Little Dbs
Embarkation Area
You've probably been wondering what Creepy does with all the DBs that he hunts down and rounds up. Well, it depends. One of the problems with disposing of them is that if you simply bury them, they pollute the ground and the water supply for miles around. If you throw them in the ocean, they kill all the sea life in the vicinity. Burning them is one of the best ways to minimize the adverse impact on the environment, but even then toxic fumes are released and a very smelly ash becomes airborne and settles on things for a much greater distance around. Very high intensity flame and a system of afterburners to scrub the smoke helps with this problem, though. One of the best solutions that Creepy has found is to simply blast them into outer space. Unfortunately, the cost of doing this is prohibitive. Creepy was lucky enough last year to make a good deal on three used rocket ships that were scheduled to be cut up for scrap. He got them working to the point that he could be assured
Abcs
A is for attacking the phone everytime it rings. Even if it means sleeping with the handset or nearly careening off the highway trying to reach your phone in your purse on the floor...in case it is your soldier calling. B is for boxes. Packing them, unpacking them, shipping them, receiving them, using them to store precious letters... A Military Wife handles a lot of boxes. C is for cheering your head off when your soldier finally comes home from that LOOONNNGGG deployment!!! D is for deployments, and the deployments that extend. E is for the Excitement you feel when you know he is coming very soon after being away for a LONGGGGG time!! F is for the friendships that come and go due to moving every three years, and for those that last a lifetime no matter what the distance. G is for the Good friends you will meet despite knowing them for a short span of time. H is for the helpful hands that come when they are needed. I is for IRAQ, the nastiest 4 letter
Camp Creepy
Creepy has a very logical, scientific mind, and, beyond that, he's a master strategist when it comes to waging war, so he realizes how important it is to know one's enemy. Both as a matter of scientific curiosity and a means of gathering potentially useful wartime intelligence, Creepy established Camp Creepy, where randomly selected captured DBs are sent to be observed and analyzed. As can be seen, it is pleasant, well-kept-up, albeit tightly secured little encampment, nestled deep in a valley in some remote mountain range. Most of the resident DBs have been here for months, and when they are not being studied in the main laboratory building, all they do all day long is dance around in an endless circular conga line. Each of their little huts has a television set, but not one of them has ever watched, except when clips of teens dancing to top ten hits are piped in over the closed system. But even then their watching quickly gives way to getting out of bed and joining in the da
Everyone Should Have A Hobby
Creepy is always trying to find ways to make practical, maybe even commercially viable use of the otherwise useless, totally worthless DB. Here, he was thinking that he might be able to combine one of his hobbies, woodworking, with the goal of turning out a product that people would want to hang on the walls of their dens or over the fireplaces in their living rooms. What he had in mind was mounting heavily lacquered DB heads in a wide range of attractive designer colors on wooden plaques. He knew, of course, that there would be little market for any other part of a DB, since everything below the neck has been too close to the diaper for too long. He produced about 500 such plaques, which were made available to the paying public for a small price through a chain of fast-food hamburger outlets. The response was disappointing, however. Less than half of the plaques were sold. The hamburger chain then ran a promotion around the idea of giving them away for nothing, but got almos
Grease Or Gum?
By now, you know that one of the thorniest problems that plagues DB-slayers is finding satisfactory ways of disposing of their pestilent carcasses. The most effective, environmentally sound method is incineration by high intensity flame, but it always seems to Creepy that we may be missing a bet by not finding other, more practical uses for this most plentiful of potential resources. To this end, he is always experimenting with new ways of getting rid of DBs. Every time he happens upon a new setting, he asks himself if and how it might benefit from the use of DBs. This is a case in point. The other day he visited a manufacturing plant that relies heavily on the smooth, problem-free operation of a network of large gears. He was shocked when he heard how much a year the plant spends on gear-lubricating grease alone Of course, it immediately occurred to him that maybe DBs could be used as a cheap source of lubricant, so he came back the next day to see if he couldn't answer the
Creepy's Dance-a-thon
Creepy has a very inventive mind, and he puts it to frequent good use in coming up with new and innovative ways to remove DBs. When he gets a good idea, he never skimps on the funding, nor does he balk at putting in whatever time and effort are needed to see it through to realization. This was one of his more ambitious projects, but, as you can see, it was well worth the considerable investment that he made in it. Not only does it attract thousands of DBs to their deaths every week, there is nothing quite like it if you're in the mood for an evening of non-stop laughter. What could be more amusing than watching a dance floor full of dumb DBs as they dance perilously around. close to, and finally right into holes providing access to an ultra-modern, super-efficient DB-burner that takes up the entire lower floor? Many people who come to the Dance-A-Thons get a kick out of wagering money on which of two DBs will be the first to dance into a hole. You should hear them shriek with
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Packing Plant
At The Annual Creepy Clones Convention
Tears
Strafing Hard-to-get-at Dbs
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"cup Of Joe"
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Totally Happy Is Crazy.
I just got 2 messages from people saying this girl is saying we are stalkers. This woman is crazy. She has me mixed up with someone else. I am no stalker and I don't know who would want to stalk her butt anyways. I just want my friends to know out there to watch out for this person named Totally Happy. She is some crazy B@#%^.
I Need Bombs Ppl
ok to everyone on my list i am married and i am not going anywhere and if u dont like please remove from your list ..i am only on fubar too have fun and make friends ..so please stop running your mouths and assuming things when u dont have a fucking clue ...thank you and to all those who choice to stay friends hugs and kisses i love you all http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=148303&albumid=440409&i=3469914674 come show baby boy some love we need bombers.........http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=606666&albumid=510914&i=1350598998
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Guess What!!!
I dyed my hair Black...So stop by and have a look at my new pics!!!!! Let me know what you think!!!