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Little Known Facts About Mississippi
Here are some little known facts about Mississippi. Some of them are actually true. Some are partially true. The rest I made up. Try guessing which is which. "Mississippi" is the only word in the english language of 11 letters that only has 4 letters really in it. 72% of the people living in Mississippi can't spell it properly. The first mobile home sold in America transpired on April 12, 1926, in Highwater Desert MS. On April 15, 1926, it was hit by a tornado. More potatoe chips are found under the sofa in MS, than any other state. They are usually found when on a sock-hunt. Scientists have spent a great deal of time trying to figure out how socks get under the sofa in the first place, which led to the Big Bang theory of the creation of the universe, a theory which holds that all came about by a black hole, which is what I usually find in my socks. Most of the tomatoes eaten in America in the 30's were grown in MS, and there is a town in the state called T
Win A T-shirt From Me! Iburnclothing Salutes Needed!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I am trying to promote my clothing line by giving away free stuff!! It's easy! 1: I need IBurnClothing Salutes like below! I will pick 1 winner per week to start giving away shirts to! Just make a picture and upload it to your album! I will rip it! 2: Click the picture of the website below to sign up @ IBurnClothing.com to receive free stickers! 3: Last but not least! Buy a shirt and submit a photo! Weekly winners will win 3 day blasts!
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Surveys
Does the word "pudding" make you laugh? no, but the word peni*s does Do your parents consider the word "hell" a swear? hmm dont have any, and being a britt nothing is a swear word What do you think you mom does when she goes out? well i would imagine acts like the devil himself, if she is still around What food makes you guilty when you eat it? none Do chickens have feelings? yes they probably dont like it when thier head gets snapped off , lmao Do you know what a duvet is? If so, have you used one? yes when i lived in england and it was cold, here not so much Is there something you do to help you sleep? Or something you cuddle with? yes take ambien and read but nothing works, so i play on fu all night Is the person on your top number 1 your bf/gf? duh no its the internet Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made? parts of them Do you consider cheese a major food group? which kind of cheese lmao One person that r
Star Signs
Bright, witty, adaptable and quick to react. Very little troubles a Gemini or stops the relentless talking for long! Geminis can argue their way into or out of any situation. Having an active curiosity, Gemini is excellant at gathering all kinds of information and gossip. They excel at regurgitating this information in a constant stream, but not necessarily in a logical or understandable order! Geminis are capable of tackling almost anything, so long as they do not become bored. The difficulty lies in what subject to concentrate on today, Gemini is always engaged in two subjects or jobs at once. seems about right for me have fun
Pimp Out
Come Check Out This Great Fu-barian, My New Owner Kid SyN ~Juggalo Mafia~ Co-Owner of tha Carny@ fubar And if you have the chance come HELP him out by dropping some comments in the contest he is in > Fubar Sexiest Cowboy CountryBoy Superman wants you as a friend. He is mighty fine and will keep you entertain. Stop by his page to FAN, ADD and RATE this wonder Fubaian by clicking the below link Countryboy Superman (Leader of the JLM & Southern Sex Symbols) Owned by Zatanna@ fubar
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Wanna View My Cam?
hey guys !waz zup?just letting yaw know i have cam and its on yahoo.if u guys wanna really see more off me please rate my pics and show some love 2 my page.ill be here waiting sitting in my favorite stool in the fubar,jejeje! i'am realy hooked on this bar.
What Do I Do Now
The Truth
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? none 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? sleek 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? Sleepin 6. Your favorite thing? MASTER 7. Your dream last night? Hmm.. 8. Your favorite drink? Caffeine 9. Your dream/goal? Love 10. The room you're in? hotel 11. Music? METAL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dunno 14. Where were you last night? wedding 15. What you're not? hrmm..... 16. Muffins? -banana 17. One of your wish list items? stunner 18. Where you grew up? indiana 19. The last thing you did? listen 20. What are you wearing? t-shirt 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? noice 24. Your life? eventful 25. Your mood? wasted
Club F.a.r. Team Captains
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar ♥ Tsisquo'ga ~Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R.* *Sin Wagon* d.s.c@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN
Life
~r.i.p~ Chris
E-Mail News Alerts Get breaking news and daily headlines. Browse all e-mail newsletters Related To Story Video: Police: Hempfield Driver Hits, Kills Man After Day Of Drinking Police: Hempfield Driver Hits, Kills Man After Day Of Shots, Beers Young Grapeville Man Struck While Pushing Bike On Route 30 POSTED: 6:34 am EDT April 7, 2008 UPDATED: 1:50 pm EDT April 9, 2008 HEMPFIELD TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Family and friends are coping with a young Grapeville man's hit-and-run death, which state police said came at the hands of a drunken driver in Hempfield Township. Matthew Snyder, of North Huntingdon, drank at least 10 shots and as many as 20 beers before taking the wheel of the vehicle that police say hit Christopher Allen Hays on Route 30 early Monday, according to police. "Now that he's gone, it's going to be so hard," said Jessica McFadden, 16, who had been dating Hays, 18, for more than a year. "He was the best boyfriend I ever had, and I wish he woul
Help Me Level Her Please.....
Come On Everyone!!! Party at... Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~@ fubar While There Fan, Add, Rate, Bling, Rate Her Stash, Pics Etc... Oh And Let's Make Sure Everyone Gets Shitfaced ;) She is 91 K From Leveling!! Remember when you needed help leveling.. she was there helping you.. along with the Shadow Levelers. So Let's Go Party At Her 'Place' lol Make A Mess! :P This Party Announcement brought to you by: ~ Echo Angel ~@ fubar & Wildly Purrrfect ~WildCat~@ fubar (repost of original by '~ Echo Angel ~' on '2008-04-13 22:15:55')
Happy Hour Marathon!
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! LOOK WHAT SHE HAS DONE NOW!!! SEXYGIRLBLONDE IS SPONSORING 11, YES I SAID 11, HAPPY HOURS IN A ROW!!! THATS ALOT OF LUVIN SHE IS GIVING US!! SO LETS HELP HER OUT BY GIVING HER OUR 11's, RATING HER PICS, STASH, AND HELL LETS EVEN BOMB HER PICS!!! ITS A LEVELING PARTY AND SGB IS THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST!!! CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GET TO HER PAGE!!! This Announcement brought to you by ☆FTW☆@ fubar
New Club F.a.r. Team Captains
1st let me send love to all my Fubar friends, fans and most of all MY FAMILIA "CLUB F.A.R." the #1 family on the FU. I am announcing the formation of 8 Club F.A.R. TEAMS to better regulate the large number of members. Currently there are 8 TEAMS with 2 CPT"S per team and will in time consist of a 5 to 6 TEAM leadership with currently about 40 to 50 members per team. This is a process that has just started and will take a little while longer til we get to where we want to be. I have assigned 2 CPTS per team and they and i will assign rest of team leadership which will consist of Greeters, Pimps/Pimpettes and enforcers. I have also assigned a few initial members to each team by my choice and CPT's request. If you want into any specific team, please leave a msg with one of the TEAM CPT's of the team you wish to join and they will get with me for final approving. You have to get on it tho as members will be divided equally for now and then members can in the future join
Sinfuls Crew
Come over to Sinful's Play Pen & join! Come meet the staff and have a sinful time! Also meet the Sinful Crew too! Click on the pictures to come in! See you there!
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Going To Be Gone
OK GUYS I AM ABOUT TO GO TURN MYSELF IN TUESDAY I LEAVE TOMORROW GOING TO MISS EVERYONE BUT HERE IS THE DEAL A FRIEND OF MINE IS GOING TO USE MY ACCOUNT TO BOMB WITH SO IT MIGHT SHOW FROM TIME TO TIME THAT I AM ON BUT IT IS NOT ME SO I AM NOT IGNORING ANYONE I PROMISE LOVE YA BUNCHES
Making Myself Better
Things Arnt Always What They Seem To Be
The Genocydal Empyre Omega
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 6.17.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Tuesday nights are shows dedicated to new bands' premiere songs and the infamous Millennium Omega segments hosted by Lady Misty! We may have a guest on for Millennium Omega. Tonight we premier... new music from SINDADDY !!!Lord Genocyde will also be debuting new mu
Games:computer And Videogames
well i just got this game last week and it tiotally rocks you can plat a futuristic terrorist named Kane and attack the good guys lol or be the good guys and fight the terrorists troops of NOD. Good guys: Global Defense Initiative=GDI cast of the good guys...Michael Ironside, Billy De Williams..the asian gal from battle star galactica (Boomer) and plus more NOD=terrorists....unknown casts tho ithink some are from other shows..see game This is a great tactical game you can move all or some of your troops build tanks aircraft ect. check it out
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Life
Been a while since I did a mumm. I been so busy lately..havn't talked to everyone about whats been going on. I been working a bunch lately..and just feel exhausted alot. Not feeling my best. So, beginning next year..I am gonna be getting checked out..blood work and all to see why so tired. Also..January 14th I will be getting a breast reduction due to back pain. I will not be on much during that time. I am hoping this will help me feel better some..since I been having alot of neck..back pain. Just letting all know what will be going on..why I am not on much lately.. or why I wont be on then. I hope no one will forget me..but alot have already. hugs..me Hello all. I have not been on much..due to fact of getting a new member in my family. His name is Bruno..hes a great dane. Hes only 5 weeks old..so he needs alot of attn. Especially at night time it seems. He still crys alot..and I am hoping he eventually gets use to his crate at night..so I do not have to hear it. Its be

Show Luv!
Please help my R/L friend to Godmother! This is her first Auto 11's! Please show her lots of love! Diamondz are a girls best ~~Stiletto Girls~~Dylon's Diva Mafia~~@ fubar Please show luv to this great guy! I bought him in an auction, and he's been great! His VIP is ready to run out in 1 hour!! I can't afford to buy him a new one so I hope that everyone could stop by his page and add/fan/rate him!! ♥♥♥♥ ♥ b l $ *****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****@ fubar Show Luv to my Fu~Owner! Please Rate/Fan/Add her! ღ l hw Lvlr &ღ W zz & Owner of lostsoul~@ fu
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Kid Or No Kid
Songs
Got Me Going - Official Music Video
Racing
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Dear Randy
dear randy!!! we here at the attic request your prescence!! it would be lovely of you to grace us with your beautiful face n wittiness!! so get your bunz in here b4 we gather in a circle and wave our wands!!! love as always T n Juju!! and the rest at the attic!!! ^0^
Comment Contest
Randy Come Out Come Out
Rawr
Im sick of crying all these tears. i havent felt like this in years. u made me feel like a queen untill you turned mean. u lied. cheated. and god only knows what else. what do u want me to say? that im coming back? i dont think so. not after all that u put me through. ure juss not worth all the pain that i have felt and the tears that i cried. if i could take the time that i thought about you, talked to you, cried over you and spent with you. i WOULD be happier then i was before. maybe meeting you was a mistake. the biggest one that i have made. or maybe you letting me go what yours. who knowss. it dont matter in the end. were are NEVER to be again and being friends is juss going to make it worse. not talking to you at all is hopefully the best choice that i have made. The Pretender FooFighters Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones go marching in...
Current Events/updates
Not sure if the right people are going to read this, since it is for all the guys that like to do the local search for females in the area. Granted I could just change my location to US or some exotic location but I dont want to. Yes it says I currently live in New Castle, DE... Philly area... but in a week that will change. In 5 days I leave for NY ...YAY... to visit a friend :D and then I leave for Texas the following Tuesday. Its were I have spent the last 12 years and I miss it. So for those that keep finding me in the area and wondering if you want to meet... read my profile. It states everything there and you should figure out the answer.
All Moved In.......
Well I have FINALLY gotten the last freakin box unpacked and put all away. Got everything,...... ok well ALMOST everything, put away neat and tidy. House looks good INSIDE, now that warmer weather is comin I have to tackle the OUTSIDE! I have half an acre that is mostly brush and hasn't been taken care of for what looks to be 3 or 4 years. So I have to clear all the brush and make it a useable back yard to plant a veggy garden and flowers. THANK GAWD that it is all done. NOW IT IS PARTY TIME!! Can we all say HOTTTTTT TTUUUUBBBBBBBBB! Grab a drink and jump on in!
Comment Contest
Life
Well, I haven't posted one of these in awhile. As some of my friends may know alot has been going on in my life. One main thing that has been on my mind is my nephew, Ayden who is turning one this week! However he has been sick most his life :(. All I am asking is for all my friends to pray for him in hopes that he can get through his illnesses and for once be a healthy baby.If anyone wants to read more about this story this is a link that tells about his illness. http://www. channel941. com/Shows/ShrinkRap/tabid/2454/Default. aspx
I'm Fu-owned!
Come meet the COOLEST owner a Sweet_Thing could ask for!!! He is a real sweetheart and always helping others so go and love him up he doesn't have a whole lot of stash or photos so it wouldn't take long to rate them all! He's less than 150K from Fuberlord so lets go help him out and tell him Sweet_Thing sent ya! RK-F! [PR MMR F ǣ F..R -- FU-OWNER of _SWEET_THING]@ fubar _Sweet_Thing_ ~~~Fu-Owned~~By~~'RK-F!~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'TinkerbellMN84 (MY ACCOUNT GOT DELETED PLEASE HELP ME GET BACK TO FU-KING)' on '2008-04-13 19:21:03')
Daily Words To My Friends
I want all of my Fubar friends and family to know that I will be deleting my account at the end of the week...I've just outgrown this site...But I have made some awesome friends on here that I would love to keep in touch with...If you want to keep in contact outside of Fubar...Please send me a message with your preference of e-mail, IM (yahoo), cell phone or whatever, and I will reciprocate! I love each and every one of you! Best wishes to you all! Rhonda AKA MsRain You Never Know Author Unknown You never know when someone May catch a dream from you. You never know when a little word, Or something you may do May open up a window Of the mind that seeks the light The way you live may not matter at all... But you never know - it might. And just in case it could be That another's life through you. Might possibly change for the better With a broader brighter view. It seems it might be worth a try At pointing the way to the right. Of course, it may not matter at all,
Me Bitching About What Bothers Me!
Yall are so full of yourselves that you take this way too seriously. I mean come on now, you really think I would get that upset over a mumm. Oh plz, obviously you people have not heard of this new thing, it is called SARCASIM!!!. Not to mention I post this shit so you people will come to my page to check me out and find out why I am posting. It is a simple technique!! I think most of you guys need something stronger to drink. Maybe then you guys will be a tad more fun!!! Good grief, and yall tell me I got my panties in a bunch! Ok this bitch just pisses me off beyond belief and all her fuckin supporters telling me to "Feel sorry" for the bitch are out of there god damn minds!!!!! I mean come on now fucking feel sorry for her, the bitch drowned her 5 kids in a batht ub knowing full well it was wrong!!!! Depressed or not is not an excuse for murder. And that is what she is, a flat out murderer. Yes she does have mental issues. But so do we all at times. I have had times, when o0
Sher Needs Love Tonight
Doe anyone Know? My friend Sher who we all Know and needs some cheereing up. And we all know what she loves the most.
Why Should I Deal With Shit?!?!
I wished my Family && Friends would just support me with who I am and who I want to be. I want them to Accept the decisions I make in MY life. Only like a few people understand me, and that few doesnt concern my family. My family doesnt know me! They think im just the perfectest daughter, granddaughter ever! Yea I will admit, I am a great person, and I have never done anything extreamally bad. But they dont understand that life is differnt than the way it was when my parents were growing up! I dont like how my family always tells me what can I cannot do. I will be 20 before I know it, and gosh it just kills me! Soon Im gonna start making money so I can move out! Maybe me and my girls will get a apt! I never thought id be saying I want to move out so bad, but quite frankly I DO ! Mom gets mad bc im not like her, and im differnt, and she doesnt understand. Thats not my problem! I just want my family to understand me ! Why cant they. Its not hard. Im not a bad person.
Yahoo
ok so i recently got a new yahoo id. i have been in and out of the chatrooms and all i see is bots. the few real people i seem to find are guys that do not want to chat with me cause i do not have a cam and the few girls i find will chat but will not cam or trade pics with me. i guys will chat with me when i show them my pics but wont let me see them on cam or their pics. is it too much to ask to be able to trade my pics so i can see a person on cam or to trade a few pics?
In An Auction...
I'm happy to say I've joined my first auction today. Please place bids @ http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1237097&i=1616486104 Thanks VERY much!!! HUGSSS!!! ;) * ♥ Golden Sweetheart ♥ * **UPDATE** PLEASE SEE DIRECT LINK IN COMMENT BELOW! THANKS!! 8D
Charlie
hey to all the single fubar ladies
Koyote And The Moon
Coyote was walking along the lake one night. it was a clear and pristine night all the stars shown and the moon glowed with a radiance that blinded him. He sat and thought why he never noticed how beautiful she really was till now and was thunderstruck with what he felt. He knew he had to go to her, being the master shapeshifter he is, he turned him self into a moonbeam and flew up to her. He charmed and wooed her for many months, and she accepted his love. Now he lived there many years and was very happy for once in his life, but being curious is his bane. He thought many times of going back down but always put it off, he was too happy. But as things went by his curiosity grew and grew, he knew things where happening down there and many would be interesting even the mundane where calling to him. The wind on his face, the cold fresh water along his body, the sweet smells of spring, the time of harvest when he would fill his gut till it burst-ed, all wer
To All My Fubar Friends
SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND I'M ON THE RUN, PLAYING IN THE FLOWERS DANCING IN THE SUN. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FUN IT IS TIME FOR REAL LIFE I'LL MEET YOU IN THE SUN. BUT YOU CAN BELIEVE WHEN THE COLD DAYS COME I WILL BE BACK HERE FOR MORE FUN!!! BLOODY KISSES MINA P.S. I will be coming on off and on for a little while here and there, lol when i get bored....
Where's My Git R Done Family?
Where Are Our Git-R-Done Bombers!!! WE ARE NOW 22,000 COMMENTS DOWN!!! This is long and grueling but WE CAN DO IT! BUT WE NEED ALL FAMILY MEMBERS TO PULL THEIR WEIGHT! SO GIT IN HERE AND BOMB THIS PIC HARD GIT-R-DONE This Bully is for the Git-R-Done Family Bomb Squad As for the ones that Already know who I am in this Family ...Ya Know I've been away for two weeks without Internet access....But I am back now! whooot! To Those That Don't Know me Yet... Hi! I'm Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz BassTracker Was Giving me the inside Scoop of what's been Goin Down since I been Gone....So Thanks Hun! hugs! However....We Have Two Family Members Going For Happy Hour!!! Tweetyjinx and Ms.Bratt...Now after the last couple of days catching up on alllll the things I do for peeeps on here....I remain Loyal to this family... And now that I am Caught up...I'm Bombing Ms.Bratts Ass... But What I don't see is the members that were listed to help out Tweetyjinx.
A Great Partner
1. Someone who knows what you need before you say it. 2. Someone who knows when to laugh and when to cry. 3. Someone who truly listens when you have something to say. 4. Someone that's there for you during the good and bad times. 5. Someone who is caring . 6. Someone who loves you with all their heart and soul. 7. Someone who is interested in reality and not as a fashion display. 8. Someone who is honest. 9. Someone you can trust them like a sibling, confide in like a friend but most of all, love as the great lover they are. 10. Someone who is open and responsive. 11. Someone who is never critical and ill-tempered in respect to your needs. 12. Someone who knows when things have to be compromised in the relationship. 13. Someone who understands listening is a key, but using what is heard is even more important. 14. Someone who's there for you no matter what. 15. Someone who is trustful. 16. Someone who is a friend. 17. Someone who
I Can't Believe It...
I found out I AM PREGNANT!!!! I hope it's another girl but I kind of want a little boy too... I don't even know... I am so lost... For those of you that don't know, my divorce was final 2 months ago... Apparently, that was just enough time to get pregnant.... I am so excited..... I am 3 months along and I hope this one goes just as great as the last prenancy... I just want my baby to be healthy and happy in my home.... XOXOX
You Think Times Are Rough?
5 Secrets
Just about everyone wants to know how they can make their relationship better. They want to know how they can deepen the commitment and love between each partner. Unfortunately relationships are not something you can provide a "to do" sheet for and all will be solved, but with these five key secrets you can certainly improve your chances for getting all you desire out of your relationship. Do things unexpectedly. One key secret to a successful relationship is compromise. Meeting halfway on things shows your partner that you really do care about their viewpoint and you are willing to work on making each other happy. Every so often make it a point to do something that you normally would not agree to or feel like doing. When you keep your partner constantly surprised by your actions, you regenerate that "new love" feeling time and time again. So, when your partner asks if you want to try that new restaurantsay yes! If they ask if you want to try a new hobbysay yes! Show your loya
The Last Few Weeks
The last to weeks, needless to say, have been the worst of my life. For those of you who have not heard, my dad died on March 22nd of complications from diabetes. I found out mid-flight from Phoenix to Philadelphia. There is almost a feeling of guilt. I keep saying to myself "I should have been there", but there was nothing I could do. On the list of worst days of my life, on a scale of one to 10, this was easily a 20. Its a sad fact to think of now that Dad passing is what brought the family back together, Aunts and Uncles which i havent seen in 10 to 15 years I was able to see again, and my sister, who I have not seen since 1999, I was able to see again. This was the first time that my brother, me, and my sister have been in the same house at the same time since 1995. Dad was buried under a 75 year old oak tree and Whitemarsh Memorial Park on March 29th, 2008. He had fought for years against the ravages of diabetes and the effects of a quadruple bypass heart surgery
Important Notices
Have you seen who's Birthday is today? Well it is Black Dahlia's Birthday! Stop in and show her some love. Make her a Salute,Rate her, Add her, and send her some birthday bling. She is a sweet and beautiful girl! I know you cant resist her, I cant. She is also having an Auction so while you are loving her up stop in and bid on some people. L©KHL@ fubar A Birthday beauty brought to you by: DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper@ fubar and ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper' on '2008-06-23 04:31:59') (repost of original by '
Open Up
How often have you wished you had the ability to not worry about the result of something? The biggest fear in a relationship can often be the fear of rejection or the fear of a bad experience. Quite often you'll find people, maybe even yourself, who are so afraid of these things that they are not willing to experience the joy of a true relationship. This is quite understandable, especially if you've had a previous bad experience. The real problem comes when it's time for you to start enjoying something, and you're still held back by your fear. What do you do and how can you overcome this? A good starting point is remembering this motto, "Nothing in life worth having, or keeping, is going to be effortless or painless." If you're going to be involved with someone, this can also include a friendship, you need to make a commitment to them that you're willing to give it your all. Although, the relationship could end in heartbreak, it is far better to know you gave and loved with everythi
Friends
Mastercard
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks e
Asing For Help
im trying to earn my collar and be ok with me im struggling some with self esteem ok im struggling a lot so im asking for help advise support even outburst its to easy for me to pretend all is ok when its not so please i ask if you can help id appreciate thank you just a lil of the top i know what im doing and when to stop watch the beads grow and swell this i control my own piece of hell you cant understand the road ive been down its easier like this no matter whos around i need the power over this all please let me cut it stops my fall just a lil of the top i know what im doing and when to stop
Book Entries
I can see myself through you eyes Desperate and sad Lonely girl, tired and tainted Full of sweet bitterness Scorned and scarred I bask in the serenity of my strength I bathe in the vulnerability of my fragile heart I broke for you I am bandaged and wounded I am me without you. There is nothing better then you Well.... Other then me It all goes away Time and pain Memories and bliss Quieted by current comfort And forgotten tears All those nights Alone Tired Beaten down And given in Bound by chains of desire Stuffed and suffocated Dreams are so far from this place Tortured ideals and broken promises Left alone with this deceit ....This wakeful nightmare Night after night Birds bed for early morning release Grey light streaming through my windows Kissing my entwined eyelashes.... I hate you as much today as I did when My eyes brought me to sleep In the depths of last nights disappointment.
Nsfw Pics
Everybody asks about my fam pics so I'm saving them for my girls for now unless you are a good friend. If your a girl just ask and men please buy me a blast,vip or bling pack for fam pics.
The Fu-stuff
Below is a list of blog links. They will aid you in learning more about the site and its guidelines. As well, there are blogs that will help you code skins, bulletins, download fonts etc. Please repost this so that other members have a chance to read it as well. NSFW: repost of Scrappers Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 NSFW Flagging Abuse and Guidelines http://fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 Important FuBar Links :=) http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324245 Salute Submission and Verification..Step by Step http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324210 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Clickable Pics http://fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins/Blogs etc. http://fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Comput
Raven's Dream's
Flowing dress, Adding to a supernatural aura. Long flowing cloak, covering feminine beauty. Wide Hood, concealing a watchful gaze. Keen senses, Aided by unholy powers. Hidden abilities, Within her agile body. Daughter of a demon, Rejecting her heritage. Haunted by her father, Embracing her humanity. Fighting for the greater good, and her dark self. Wanting nothing more, Than to live as a normal person
Oddest Profile
What an odd person and profile... he appeared i my shoutbox with the following: ->texascount...: LOL texascount...: hi are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? I thought he was just joking (as my profile clearly states that I am married and says not to ask for my Yahoo ID) so I said LOL...and then went to go read his profile...and seriously thought there was going to be a punch line to his long pathetic rambling... but I guess not...because he blocked me for my simple "LOL" reply to his shout! What a fu-cktard!!!! http://www.fubar.com/user/1305039# Eric Smith aka 'texascountrysinger22' 23, Male, Lubbock, TX Status: (Online) Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Birthday: March 4th Joined: November 5, 2007 Marital Status: Single Level: Friend of fubar (10) [?] Friend of fubar --> Barfly 12,886 Points to go! Points: 37,114 Profile Views: 1,360 (last 10
Raven Queen
She walks with the dead, skyclad in the moonlight while dirt scatters about her paleness. Nothing is hidden here in this grove of lonely despair as she sings her song. Feathers adorn her hair They come to pay homage to her, as she twists about in some dark and sensual dance. Their fingers roaming about her form as she undulates for them. Then, sets them out upon the land Her children, damned souls, to roam about as she lays there indolent in the silvery light. That is when she calls out, a whispered voice upon the howling wind that echoes through the trees. To the ears of that one soul brave enough to venture to the lair of the Raven Queen. She calls now
2nd Happy Hour
Come on friends and family--I am in a giveaway and need some help reaching my goal so if you could click the link and drop me a few it would help a lot! I need 50,000, and have almost 28,000, so stop by and bomb away! My link is below: Thank You, ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Come help me Godfather, plz? I'm 421,000 points away, and I have a HH today @ 10 A.M. EST (7 A.M. Fu time). So can we get-er-done? I think we can, because I've seen it happen! So spank me HARD with rates plz? I have a folder of 100 pix for everyone to rate 10's or 11's during my HH, so rate away! ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ the Shadow Bombers Fu-owned by (TarheelTilley)
White Flag
White Flag I know you think that I shouldn't still love you, I'll tell you that. But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again And I caused but nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "it's over" then I'm sure that that makes sense Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will All that was then Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on.... Well I will go down with this ship An
A Little About Me
I SEE PEOPLE LIKE TO MESS WITH PEOPLE MINDS ON HERE AND TELL THEM THINGS THEY WANT TO HEAR THEN NEVER HEAR FROM THEM OR ANYTHING . JUST REMEMBER PEOPLE WHAT GO'S AROUND COMES AROUND AND YOU WILL GET YOUR TURN MAYBE NOT ON HERE BUT SOMETIME IN LIFE IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU . THANKS FOR READING Well I' am a very open and out going person nand love to have fun and enjoy life as much as I can . I have been in the military for 17 yrs and just returned home back in Aug from Iraq . I only been on this site for about two mounths and so far I have talked to a few people and the few I have talked seem really nice . I want people who read this to understand I' am not looking for a hook up , yes it would be nice to meet someone and see how things go and then go from there . I do not need anyone I would like to have someone but do not need a woman . Other then that I think we would have a great time and getting to know each other . LOOK ................IF I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU OR IF
Dragon Spirit
Dragon of scales Of fainted ember Glossy sheen upon him This December Cold wears in The knighted day Thoughts and feelings Of his way Shine brightly Dragon of night Learn to dance With lifes light Show your breath To others unknown Gently breathe the sound Of life shown Showing its path In all your delight Now forever within flight Wings protect the spirit within Others around him And his kin Hear me now Sweet dragon I know Fires burning breath Lets mystery unfold Scales of darkness Heart of gold Shine brightly Through the misty cold Bitter air apart Plush grass beneath Nature seeps in A lost defeat Precious as platinum Soft as gold Harder than marble Once was told Sprit of night Breath of fire Lost in sight In all desire Strong to fight A battle yet The spirit of a dragon Flying high above Fully contained Embedded within A spirit whole
Here I Go Again
just a few thoughts and explainations to my friends who dont mind listening... lately i have been distant to my friends, espically the closest ones who i talk w on the phone or txt... trying to help my family...and an ex of mine has come back into the picture again... i am probably setting myself up for heart break again, but i have to follow my heart... he joined fubar again..his new name is Lord Death... for most who have read my other blogs...espically the ones labeled feeding my soul... and missing my soul mate...i wrote them with this young man in mind... you know how sometimes u just instantly connect w a person b4 u even meet them??? well thats what this young man has done with me... i started haveing dreams and lucid visions of him back in october 2000... i met him online this past july of 07, i told him of these dreams...and all he kept saying is i found what i dremt... he claims that its been 5 years ago since he had such a strong connection to a woman a
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To My Baby Boy
How do you fix a childs broken heart, When you cant give his pet new life, When he begs you to make it right, When he asks " why me?" How do you give a child a reason to care, When you've shattered his world, When you've caused him pain, When he needed you and you weren' there? How do you begin to repair the bond, When you're the one who broke it, When you're the one who let him down, When you are the reason for his tears? How do you t4ell a child you are sorry, When you left him alone so long, When you didn't mean to hurt him, When you just can't find a way? How do you beg your child for forgiveness, When you caan't forgive yourself, When you broke his heart, When you're the one who said goodbye? How do you tell hi it will be ok, When you can't fix the break, Whrn you have no ideas, When you're broken, too?
Contest Help!
I need all the help I can get from my sweet friends!!!! I'm in a contest and I need like tons of comments on my photo. The contest runs through the 23rd. Can you please drop by and leave as many comments as you can on this pic? I will definitely return the love!!! Thank you sooo much!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox!!!!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg
actually *PIMPCESS* a lot of us do think of women that way but i think the song says it best ... Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money. I been trying for years to find someone and all i get is screwed over cause i cant buy shineys for chicks so maybe you should know the facts before you open your mouth. I am so sick of hearing women cry about bullshit but when a man comes along with a heart you women are to busy worriying about what car he drives or does he have a 6 pack or can i show him off to my friends . Stop being selfish and look for what you really want not what you think you need. Looks arent everything. I had to add this here cause im tired of heaing these baribie bitches complain about men because they cant settle and be happy!
Fu Fun
answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your frie
Mine
love is just a lie, made to make you blue................. wow! cool! far out! radical!! peace!!
Ohhh Check Him Out Ladiessss Bidding Now Started!!! Weehoo!!!
I recently received a pair of funny undies and figured it would be fun to see how much it would take to see me in them. The undies are a red pair with google eyes and a mustache glued to it. Under the mustache is a hole for my "nose" to stick out. The bidding will take place in the comments area of the picture, Just click on the photo below to go to the bidding page. The winning bidder will get pics of me wearing these fine undergarmets. If the winner chooses to have me post the pics for all to see, I will send the winner a video. Happy bidding and good luck to all! CLICK PIC BELOW TO CAST YOUR BID!! AUCTION WILL START NOW! AND RUN FOR TWO WEEKS, WINNING BID ON CLOSING DAY, WINS THE PRIZE HEHE MAKE SURE TO GIVE THIS FINE HUNK O'MAN LOTS OF LUVIN TOO, JUST CLICK HIS PIC BELOW TO LEAVE HIM LOVE! Naked Florida Boy (Sweetwater's Male Dancer/Greeter)@ fubar I recently received a pair of funny undies and figured it would be fun to
Anyone Interested?
I am looking for women who would like to swap nsfw pics with me..... Either through email.... or camera phone..... preferably over cam phone though. If you are interested in swapping pics let me know and we will exchange our information later.
Dear Diary - Wtf
Dear Diary, I just witnessed the dumbiest thing in my life. A small beat up trashy looking garbage dump of a car pulled up in the parking lot today. On its hood was a TV set wider than the car itself. Someone was bringing it home. WTF, was the driver thinking....... Dumb ass.
Behind The Scenes
Seeing Life In A Whole Different Way
Baby, I just want to thank you for everything that you have done to my life. You are my reason why I don't give up on hope. You help me through my rough spots in my life. You are always there for me no matter what. Even if it's to talk to me for a few mintues. Hearing your voice telling me that you love me gives me the most reassuring feeling that I'm glad I gave love another chance. If I hadn't ever had met you, I don't know where my life would be right now. But because of you I know everything is okay now. I love that feeling. I love the feeling knowing that I am safe with you. Knowing that I can come to you for anything and knowing that you will be there to wipe my tears away. And I love you for that. No matter what, I will always and forever love you with all my heart. Alright, all I'm going to write about is the fact that the people that say they are my friends...hah. Yeah, if you are a true and real friend, you'd actually treat me right. You'd write me when I write you. You'd bu
Poetry
Why do i feel this way? I am lost inside. No one to turn to. I know that people care but i feel like they don't. Why do i feel this way? Trapped in the unknown. No where to hide. Can you help me? Why do i feel this way? Everyone with there back to me. No ones face do i see. Do they care? I dont think so. Why do i feel this way? Left alone in this cold dark room. No candle for light and no fire for heat. Cold, lonely, and scared. Why do i feel this way? Looking for the answers in this big empty world. Hoping to find the will to go on. Will i ever find the life i so long for? Why do i feel this way? Please tell me why do i feel this way? Most days I wish I was dead. You wouldn't understand even if you were in my head. Life is no game. I feel like its always me that they blame. Sure many a mistakes I have made. But I don't think this is how I should be repaid. Why is life so hard do you know? Maybe I should just end it, maybe I should go. Welcome t
Vip Or 7day Blast Contest
Funny Undies Bid!
I recently received a pair of funny undies and figured it would be fun to see how many FuBucks it would take to see me in them. The undies are a red pair with google eyes and a mustache glued to it. Under the mustache is a hole for my "nose" to stick out. The bidding will take place in the comments area of the picture, Just click on the photo below to go to the bidding page. The winning bidder will get pics of me wearing these fine undergarmets. If the winner chooses to have me post the pics for all to see, I will send the winner a video. Happy bidding and good luck to all! CLICK PIC TO BID!!!!!
Looking
I am a married bi-bottom male and wife knows and she is looking for her first bi experience.We are looking for all as long as they are very openminded and dd free and if male must be cut and over 6inches.
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Thinking Bout You
Needs no words does it?
Untitled
His eyes so big and gorgeous When staring into them I melt like Ice Cream on top Of warm apple pie. His voice so remarkable it Sounds like the wind in my Hair as it passes through Each strand His lips as soft as a peddle On a rose that unfolds on the First sight of a beautiful spring day His touch as gentle as a Butterfly that lands on a Leaf for a brief moment Resting its wings
Relationship Crap ...
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN
If A Man Wants You.....
Quote: Sweeny Todd
There's a hole in the world, like a great black pit. And it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhadit it. But not for long! They all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs.Lovett tell you why Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs.Lovett There are 2 kinds of men and only 2, There's the one's staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs.Lovett Look at you! No we all deserve to die Even you, Mrs.Lovett Even I Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief for the the rest of us, death will be a relief WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE !!!! Sweeny Todd ......
Dimmu Borgir And Behemoth
awesome concert last night Dimmu Borgir Behemoth, and Keep Of Kalessin. But Heaven shall Burn just sucked
!!!naughty Application !!!
!!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10.Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13.Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A B
Ryonna's Birthday
today is ryonna's birthday and she just turned five! she is so excited as well as i for her. this is a special time for her. you only turn five once.
Public Eye
Apparently. LOL Says this guy: I found this amusing to wake up to, thought I'd share. So I rated his page and salute and sent him a "hug". [Thanks T$$] In 2007, the 'artist' Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, tooka dog from the street,tied him to a rope in an art gallery, and starvedhim to death.For several days, the 'artist' and the visitors ofthe exhibition havewatched emotionless the shameful 'masterpiece' basedon the dog's agony,until eventually he died.Does it look like art to you?But this is not all... the prestigious Visual ArtsBiennial of the CentralAmerican decided that the 'installation' wasactually art, so thatGuillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeathis cruel action for thebiennial of 2008.PLEASE HELP STOP HIM.I have signed the petition HERE and encourage anyone moved by this to do the same. If the link isn't working go here http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBldGl0aW9ub25saW5lLmNvbS9lYTZnay9wZXRpdGlvbi1zaWduLmh0bWw= Just copy an
Help
I entered her into a contest and she didn't know til last minute and is now stressing out!!! She just needs ratings right now!!! Help make her feel like she deserves to be in the contest cuz she does... It will only take a second to give her a rating... Thank you!!!
Jackson
What?
One day she says...text me! and gives the number. He decides heck why not........ So then it happens. He sends her a text..timid, slightly nervous...then it's there.. her response!! They text, they laugh they smile...seemingly starting a great freindship... "What do you do?" She asked... "I'm a comedian, HA no really I'm a professional Rodeo Clown, who moonlights as a Hallmark Greeting card writer..." LMFAO LOL...It's funny how friends meet and start to get to know each other! Simple, no complications, no drama, no pressure, just conversation. ************************************************ Now on to what this blog is really about! The story above is true, and really did happen...but below is what happens most often (I think) That seems so simple yet it's not always that easy. Some frinedship require much more work, to the point that one or both people feel as if they are the only one putting a real effort into the firendship. Is this fair? NO Does it happ
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2 New Members
we have 2 new members that poetic justice brought to us so please go by their pages and add fan & rate them thank you all tica@ fubar C.C.,read my profile please@ fubar so welcome tica and c.c. to our family we are very happy to have you guys ....ladymoose760..aka..laura
Bling Pimpout
ATTACK THESE PEOPLE WITH LOTSA LOVE!!!!!!! You all voted on doing this so go show lotsa love too fellow levelers and friedns that helped us get Scooter to GodFather!! Shadow Levelers & many friends were working very hard too get Scooter to GodFather. We offered a Levelers Pimpout for a day of pour love for helping him get too GodFather. I know alot of you are levelers so show the other levelers love... Please rate pictures, stash too show them love and how much we appreciate all there help. Thank you too each that bought him bling too get him too GodFather If they are not friends please fan, add, and rate. They are always willing to help in any way they can too there friends Please if you are showing them love from this pimpout thank them for buying him bling so they know it was worth the help!!!! ~~ChAoTiC LuViN~~wife and luver to The Animal{{{SHADOW LEVELER}}}@ fubar **k*kLХ h RGL* W ĵL*@ fubar ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER
Call Me Crazy
For a short time I'm accepting fubucks for access to my NSFW pictures. No less than 50,000. I'm saving for a spotlight bbys. :] The way you speak brings the taste of vodka back to my breath. And darling, I'm sorry to say it But you've got no room to move When you've said yourself it's just a game. I'm moving my players closer to yours, but you keep moving. I'm chasing the horizon and I've already reached madness. I'm not all that sure you're not him coming back to prove a point. I'm falling down that flight of stairs all over again. And I can feel the sharpness in my ribs. Stop spinning those words, I need to take a breath. Sooo. We all know that I'm generally not the nicest person in the world. But tonight, for one night only, I'm talking to everyone! I'm feeling really friendly! Keep it clean. Get in my sb people. :]]
Electrocution Via Toaster
Over time you learn certain things. Like to stop holding your breath, To back away from the window, To start blinking again, To move the toaster away from the tub, And to stop basing Every. Single. Thing. On hopeless expectations.
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Nicetouch
HI EVERYONE, NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN, IM NEW TO THIS AND I HOPE TO MEET ALOT OF PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD,I LOVE ROCK N ROLL,
Contests/giveaways Members Are In
10,000 comments for a 1 month VIP, or Blast...Has til Friday. April 18th. Dust_Me_Pink77
Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CORPUSCHRISTIFRIENDSFORDINNER/join LET ME KNOW BY RSVP IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE GROUP OUT FOR DINNER AT KIKOS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT 7PM
Rules To Live By
Rules I hope to instill in my son 1) Always be true and honest with yourself 2) Love is not a game to be played. Games have winners and losers. Love, much like life, is not a game. To treat it as such diminishes the hope and dreams it instills. 3) Honor, integrity and one's word are the measuring sticks of a person. Everything else is superificial. 4) Never make a mistake. The only mistake is a lesson not learned. 5) Make a decision and stand by it. No one gets out of life alive, don't allow regrets to prevent it from being lived. 6) Never allow others to influence how you feel about yourself. To do so gives them the power to dictate how life is lived. 7) Never mince words. Say what you mean and mean what you say. 8) Friends are those who complete and compliment your personality. Those who play games, use, take for granted the friendship are not worth your time. 9) Always reach for your dreams and aspirations, but never be blind to the fact that assistance i
Pimp Outs
needs 12,719 to level up Deana "D" 23,545 to level up Daisy 39,789 Debi Cakes
Future Godmothers
needs 296,577 HoakieGirl--Founder 1,281,373 ~red wing hunny~ 1,764,450 SilverPixi 2,513,113 RescueDiva 2,234,135 'Sassy'SpitFire LETS GET THESE LADIES TO GODMOTHER BeyonceGreen LightMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Pork Chops > Judo Chops
Starring Rev, J-Roxxx, Fat Sonny, and Misfit's Cat.
Friendship Circle Members
Are you looking for someone to chat with?? Do you want to make good friends?? The Circle of Friendship is looking to create a friendly atmosphere where you can share laughter, joyful news as well as the sad. Where loyalty, honesty, and trust are the every day norm. Where you can depend on help from your fellow members to rate you at least 4 times a week with a minimum of 15 rates. This is not a lot to ask of anyone. We will help you level when the time is near and also help you in your giveaways. We also expect the same from all the members; to cooperate with each other in making this an enjoyable experience for everyone. The Circle of Friendship is unending, traveling thru wonderful people, weaving a pattern of caring and luv that makes a beautiful and glowing tapestry of lives. Meet the Friendship Circle HoakieGirl--Founder jus'me--Co Founder Micki-blue-eyes--Co Founder Meet the members ~red wing hunny~ Sweet Mafia Prince
Leveled
I JUST WANT TO GIVE A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS THAT TOOK THEIR TIME TO COME ON MY PAGE TO LEVEL ME UP. SPECIAL THANKS GO TO MYSTICFAIRY AND ALL OF THE ANGELS THAT SHE SENT TO HELP ME. LOVE AND THANKS TO MY WONDERFUL FU-BOMBER FAMILY FOR TAKING ON THIS TASK. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE SHADOWS, YOU ROCK!! THE FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE THAT I HAVE GOTTEN FROM ALL OF YOU IN THE LAST COUPLE DAYS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. WISH I HAD THE TIME (AND THE MEMORY) TO LIST ALL OF YOU SEPARATELY. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I SEND MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL. LORIE CRAZYMAMA45
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Clone Wars
YES!!!! Another Star Wars movie. That's right, another Star Wars movie. It is due out in August and it will set up the television series due out in the fall on Cartoon Network. It will be released by Warner Bros. http://www.variety.com/VR1117980757.html
"i Wanna Be The One"
I wanna be the one who sings to you. And tell you how you are as pretty, as your eyes are blue. I want you to be the one, I tell how much I care. Caught in your arms, and can't go nowhere. I wanna be the one, who gives you the love you need. The one that holds, the only deed. I wanna be the one, whispering in your ear. And telling you, how much I care. I wanna be the one, you'll never say no. Take your time, and move slow. When it's all over, and time to go. You'll kiss me softly, and say, I love you so.
Prop4wrd
Metal Festivals should include Metal Bands. Having seen the line up for Download Festival I wont be going there! Lost Sodding Prophets are a flaming pop band! It's gonna be Bloodstock Festival as always for some True Heavy Fuckin'Metal! Heavy Metal, or no Metal at all, Wimps and Poseurs LEAVE THE HALL!
"my Soul Suspended By Life"
My heart cry out for understanding. My soul suspended by life. My mind, now beyond comprehension. And your love still cuts like a knife.
The Parrot
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check." Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Bull Dog, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" When the repair man arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business. The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid fuckin bird !" To which the parrot replied, Get him, Spike!"
Rate My Pic!!!
it's good but gonna get even better i promise!!
"understand The Understanding"
To begin to understand, one must first understand; the understanding. The learning of the understanding, is the beginning to understand. Understand?
My Promise As Your Friend!
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath - I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend. lol ~Larry~
Love Note
If this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
"into Tears And Sweat"
Can one begin to imagine, what the world was to be. Before Eve ate the fruit, from the forbidden tree. Casting their immortal souls into tears and sweat. Because of the tree, that which Eve ate. Adam too, took unto himself the fruit, and he too sinned. The end of the beginning, never to be again.
Statistics Of Sex
The Statistics of Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women u
Relationship Tips
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, rea
Girls
--------------Girls------------------ -------------are like apples------------- --------on trees. The best ones-------- --------are at the top of the tree.-------- -----The boys don't want to reach----- ---for the good ones because they --- --are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-- -Instead, they just get the rotten ones- -from the ground that aren't as good, - but easy. So the apples at the top think --something's wrong with them, when-- --in reality, they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to--- -----come along, the one who's----- -----------brave enough to---------- -----------------climb all----------------- -----------------the way----------------- ----------------to the top--------------- ----------------of the tree.---------------
Reality
You left me here to stand alone With broken dreams and a shattered heart The only solace I have to feel, Is your pain was lifted from your heavy heart. I don't pretend to know what you felt I don't pretend to understand But your loss is more than I can handle You were my life and my love for so long I am so angry that you left me here to stand alone You had no idea what you meant to us But I hope you can see now that you meant the world You left so many to grieve your loss So many say you took the cowards way But they just don't understand, your need to clear the pain. I can't pretend that I am not angry or devasted For I will never see your smiling face again Your love will burn inside of me until my dieing day. John Andrew Markey Jr.......RIP 20 Apr 08 I will love you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alrighty now....I really don't happen to step into fubar that much....maybe 5 mins a day or to blow off a little boredom after a night out on the weekends, but I know
Redneck Security System...
(Redneck) Home Security System.... 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Proud To Be White...
PROUD TO BE WHITE........Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this shit? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" . And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month.You have Black Miss America ,You have Museum of Black Art and History, You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) ... We'd be racists. If we had a White
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Sexual Fantasies!!!
1. On a mechanical bull in public. 2. During a thunderstorm in the back of a pick up truck. 3. In a waterfall, against the rocks, with the water falling on you. 4. In a hayloft. 5. During a nascar race. 6. On the beach with the water crashing into you. 7. Anywhere where you take the risk of getting caught. 8. Movie Theater (thanks to bigman495) 9. In a graveyard (thanks to tattoo freak83) 10. In a cop shop (thanks to PIERCED316L) 11. In an airplane!! 12. On nothing but rose petals!! (the silkiness of the petals against your skin wow)(thanks to citihik07) 13. In a cemetary!! 14. In an elevator! 15. Right after getting a tattoo! 16. At the top of the Sears tower!! 17. On a roller coaster!! 18. While sky diving!! (thanks to HOTASSMARINE)
Song/video
This is the kind of love you dream of...
I Know Jack Schitt
Cool Stuff
Come see The Slut and Blondeprincess tie the fu knot this is something u just cant miss!! There is a very very special surprise so hope to see u all there at 8pm in the fetish lounge! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54831 THEY WILL BE LIVE ON CAM!!!!! ~*BlondePrincess*FuWife2Hope*Greeter of FU Luv Bomb Squad*~Member: FU's Ultimate Bad Girls~fu en@ fubar THE Slut ,Owner of S.D.A, ChiefSpanker @Fetish,ChiefPromotor4FULuvBombers, FuFiance2 BlondePrincess@ fubar PIMP OUT BY MISS HOPE ELIZABETH: Hope Elizabeth *wifey to nic,ash and SteRiley@ fubar
Changed Accounts!
Hey all, I changed accounts, so many things went wrong with this one that I started a new one and will delete this account in the future. Mistress BeBe@ fubar
Fu Owned Check It Out
A Innocent Man
Juan Rivera learned his conviction for a notorious 1992 murder had been overturned on appeal when cheering inmates woke him early Saturday in his cell at the Stateville Correctional Center. The Illinois Appellate Court ruling tossed out his third conviction for the rape and fatal stabbing of 11-year-old Holly Staker and also barred Lake County prosecutors from retrying him for the Waukegan girl’s death. “He has been waiting for almost 20 years to hear these words,” said attorney Larry Marshall, a member of Rivera’s defense team who met with him Saturday at the prison near Joliet. But Rivera, now 39, already had learned his appeal had succeeded — inmates passed the word to him based on earlier news reports. “They woke him up with all kinds of cheering,” Marshall said. The ruling released late Friday means Rivera — who has been jailed for more than 19 years — could be freed from the prison within weeks, his attorneys said Saturda
"heart Of Glass"
An empty heart; is like an empty glass, with nothing to share. A broken heart; is like a broken glass, shattered beyond repair. Let joy fill the heart; let wine fill the glass, and bring love to mine. Empty the heart; And shatter the glass, destroy for all time
Cellblock69
TO GET KEY YOU HAVE TO CLICK TO ENTERCELL BLOCK 69!!!! CLICK TO ENTER!!
Lung Cancer Awareness
Lung Cancer Awareness I am a person who lost a love one two years ago to this day to lung cancer. The person in my life was my mom that I lost. So, Let me tell you my little story. My mom went to her regular doctor and they sent her for a scan to see if her stomach didn't have a ulcer. The tech let the scan go up a little higher then he should have let it, and it should up something on her lungs that wasn't normal. They show the doctors and the doctors was like they needed to find out what it was. So my mom went back to the doctors and they did 4 test on her to figure out if it was cancer or not. Which cause my mom to worry and stress about it. They said it was 85% chance it was cancer and they wanted to remove it. They didn't tell any of the family the risk of her coming threw the surgery with a full recover was low. So, She went ahead and did the surgery. Let me tell you my mom was a very strong woman and she was a fighter until she got out of the surgery. She wasn't the same
"the Lady In Question"
Knowing she was beyond, the touch of finger tips. I could fill the softness, of her firery red lips; rubbing against mine. Creating passions of fire, my soul blazing with internal flame; torch by her burning desire. The lady in question, was no mystery to me. We have met in passion, in sweet dreams of ecstasy.
Just Got Home From A Long Night
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"unforgetable Love"
One can begin- but one can never end, the feelings of love. For love is the foundation, that which we build upon. And this supports our reason of, this thing we call, unforgettable love.
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Sorry, Haven't Been Around
I am just stopping in for just a minute. It has been a crazy week at the funeal home. I have been lucky to get 4 hours of sleep. I finially got to get a full night last night and was unconcous for 10 hours. Now I have to play catch up with my school work. I have an exam to take. So I am not ignoring anyone, I just haven't been here, Now I need to get back to my school work, I hope to be back here more later on.
My Owner
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Own Me?
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Pearly Gates
So anyone that knows me from "that other site" knows that I love to blog about serious stuff. Mother Nature and the Earth, Demons and such...But since this is my first blog on "the cool" site I thought I would start out with a joke... So here it goes!. Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both die on the same day and go up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was standing there ready to greet them. St. Peter informs them that Heaven is filled up for the day and there is room for only one more person. He tells them that whoever can prove they are the most worthy can enter Heaven and the other would have to go to Hell. So Dolly starts thinking about this...."What can I do to prove I am more worthy of entering Heaven than this wonderful old woman that has ruled lands and did sooo much good while she was on Earth"? She ponders on this for a few minutes and comes up with an idea...She rips open her shirt and shows those huge tits that everyone has been wanting to see for many years.... "Wow"
What's Worse?
Hi Guys, What do you think is worse? Offering someone sex (in a flirty roundabout way) when you are married in a monogmous(spelling?) or snooping through someone's text messages and being justified in doing so? Which of them betrays trust more?
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Jokes
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road he accelerated to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the Highway Patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He accelerated to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. The old gentleman paused. Then said,Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. Have a good day, Sir, replied the trooper.
Another Sunday Alone...
Well its another Sunday alone, my Boyfriend is at work, then won't be here tonight. I am trying on how to enjoy time alone. But I sure do miss him :( Oh well..... I havent been on here much tonight, I am having man issues right now and I am not sure how I plan on handling them. But thank you all from your support. Sher
So Sick
well ppl im sick as hell .. on salary and yet i have to work this weekend .. short shift but i feel like crap... the facility where i work has a shortage of nurses ... if wed stop firing them cause the DON is pissy then wed be much better off ... sorry to whine but ugh ... i need a vacation somewhere tropical and relax without a care ... any takers ?? I am having the worst day of my entire life ... i am sick to my stomach and cant eat .. preggers you ask ... hell no if only ... i am lost and i am feeling not good enuf ... do i make enuf money ... am i trying hard enuf ... will i be able to take care of things quickly enuf ... am i worthy ... maybe doing my own thing is the answer was the answer - not of my choice ... maybe i am not good enuf to be the one... maybe i am just wishing and hoping for that unconditional thing ... is it really there or did i just see a glimpse of it ... made me want more ... made me laugh and smile and sing again ... am i capable of being the person i am a
A Little About Me.
well if you are reading this you are wanting to know a little about me. Or you are bored or curious... In any case I thought I would add a little to my page and see what turns up! I am divorced. No baggage though. It was amicable and as drama free as it could have been. I am looking to make new friends and have a good time. I am not so much looking for the love of my life. The lust of my life maybe? ;) If more then a casual friendship happens that is great but that is not my main goal. I am open minded and not easily shocked. I am 49 and have experienced life. I am open to people of many types. No certain look or size or body type. If you are a great person then I would like to know you! I am NOT interested in people who are fakes. Be real or be GONE! My home is in Southern Indiana. But I am going to visit some family in Oklahoma soon. Not sure how long I will be there. I want to be open about something here to. I have MS. I am disabled. But not
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
My Music And Lyrics
Ngayon, ko lang nabatid na hindi biro ang umibig nakapagtataka nadarama'y tunay na ligaya habang sayo'y buong pusoy ko ngayon tila ipaubaya. Chorus: Pangako sa'yo, ipaglalaban ko Sa hirap at ginhawa ang ating pag-ibig Upang 'di magkalayo kailan man 'pagkat ang tulad mo ay minsan lang buhay ko. Noon akala ko ang wagas na pag-ibig Ay sa nobela lang matatagpuan At para bang kayhirap na paniwalaan Ikaw, ikaw pala ang hinihintay kong pangarap Ngayon kapiling ka at tayo'y iisa Hindi ko hahayaan na sa atin ay may hahadlang Chorus: Pangako sa'yo, ipaglalaban ko Sa hirap at ginhawa ang ating pag-ibig Upang 'di magkalayo kailan man 'pagkat ang tulad mo ay minsan lang buhay ko Upang 'di magkalayo kailanman 'pagkat ang tulad mo ay minsan lang sa buhay ko Pangako sa'yo, ipaglalaban ko Sa hirap at ginhawa ang ating pag-ibig Upang 'di magkalayo kailanman 'pagkat ang tulad mo ay minsan lang sa buhay ko..... oh, lalala 2007 IKON ASEAN winner -Vina Morales "Pan
Pictures
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Vote For Me
Rip Grandma
hi everyone, i won't be on much today as its my grandmas funeral. i did another blog when she passed away on the 13th if u haven't seen it, it has her pics in :o) sorry i won't be able to return all the comments left for me, i hope u understand. thanks for all the love and support, i luv u all cya soon Michelle xoxox my grandma has just passed away this morning :o(((( the song is her favourite, she loved Neil Diamond. all the kids and grandkids chucked in money so she and my grandad could go to see him live in concert :o) she had been ill all week and was booked in to see the doctor tomorrow :o( we don't know why it happened. my grandad went down stairs to make breakfast and she was fine. he came back up to check on her and she had gone. i've just come back from seeing her before the undertaker took her away. just have to wait for the funeral details now :o( my grandma with my 2 kids my grandad with my 2 kids her name wa
My Birthday
my birthday is the 8th and i would luv to feel spoiled by the fu bar crowd. i no this will seem greedy but im so jelous of all the beutifull women on here with tones of bling!could some u hot ass men hook a girl up? ill do just about anything in return. thankyou in addvace and i love you all soooooo much
First Entry
Well, this is my first entry here, as can be noted by the subject matter of the post. Would like to issue a greeting to anybody whom stops by and a good day to all. First and foremost, I'm not the most social of people; somewhat reserved, at times even taciturn, in public situations. However, whithin this forum of internet socializing it can become easier for one to reach out and communicate with others. So, from time to time as interesting occurances strike, I shall denote them here in case there is anyone who may find them of merit or worth reading. Take care.
Stuff Not 2 Say
30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first..... 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump?
Come Show Some Love At:
This is Kenny, Mrkaramel, slimlover604, love2give604,somegoodgoodlovin604 KENLOC out of Dayton, OHIO Come Check Me out At: www.myspace.com/kenlockennyjamesthegemini and www.myspace.com/kenloc604 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- And the wait iz over it's finally here 'The New Rok - Da' - Spot' with songs now at: www.myspace.com/rokdaspot ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- My Queen Purpose has a Poetry Spot called Vibez & Visionz Go check her out At: www.myspace.com/vibezandvisionz ANd www.myspace.com/queenpurposemusic Also www.walk2purpose.com or www.againstdagrainmusic.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Cuz Tim Woodz has a sopt on here with hot ass beats and recording time (schedrule only) (No walk-ins at this point).........Che
Wow
Bizarre complaints! These are extracts from ACTUAL letters sent to various Councils and Housing Associations throughout the UK: 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 3. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant? 7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of them are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cle
Look I'm Up For Auction! Come Bid Bid Bid!!!
Look who's up for auction!!! Yes, I know I said I wouldn't do it again but I couldn't pass up being in the SEXIEST auction on Fubar! So lets make this one in particular my BEST one yet! So drop by and BID, BID, BID on the BADDEST MILF on Fubar (a title I think I have HANDS DOWN hehe) and show me MAD luv! Auction AND Giveaway starts tonight at 11 p.m EST and will run for a week. Also I have a GIVEAWAY attached to it so please don't forget to stop by and check that out too! DISCLAIMER: As the owner of this auction/giveaway I will NOT be participating in the Giveaway section of the auction. I will ONLY be accepting bids in the Auction ONLY! I want all you sexi FU's to have a chance to win some GREAT prizes!!!! Click here for official Auction/Giveaway rules in my blog... Have FUN and don't forget to come by and BID on your Fav MILF :D PLEASE REPOST!!!
My Great Nephew
My great nephew Alden was born on March 25th with Heart trouble. His parents ony held him for a few minutes before the flew him to Dupont hospital, a couple days after he had surgey on his little heart,he than was hooked up to so many machines,last week the doctors thought he was doing good so they tried to remove one of the machines than he crashed so they had to perfom another surgery. He is stable n improving but he isn't out of the woods yet.What I'm asking of you to do is pray that he has a chance to live and that his parentys get a chance to hold him in thier arms. Thank you once again for those who had prayed for him . He is finally coming home today what a wonderful mother's day gift. My great nephew he is doing well through God's will and all the prayers I'm asking this week on Wednesday March 11th please say a little prayer for him he is having his 2nd heart surgery. Thank You
Prbabyyari Alert
STALKER ALERT !! She uses her Mothers OLD account to keep sending me mail.Do Not send this person your E-Mail or Phone Number she needs help.Threated suicide and claim to have attempted once.The above two messages explain it.Her prfile is below.she also claim to have 2 other sisters all in her family list .She uses all three other accounts.Please warn your guy friends to steer clear of this one !! http://www.fubar.com/user/1580773
Just Some Thoughts
This is another modern day version on the conviction of jesus. very interesting outlook Dead Silent Your beauty is just a veil for the thrones Abide in your silence, to be alone All my hopes are burning Like a candle in the wind All my life lust draining I am weary and strained Embrancing, embrancing, like drowning Freezing and hurting Ghost of your smile still haunting me I would touch your heart again If I could feel you here by me In your eyes, once found ablazed Dark shadow dances free Yearning and praying like dying Freezing and hurting Ghost of your smile still haunting So it's dead silent now No sighing, sighing And it feels like I'm crushing While our love does the dying Unbroken Was there a time when I was feeling The time for shade of hope or fear Sometimes I wonder, am I breathing When was it when we were dreaming When did the sun, stop from shining Remember when I felt the rain Sometimes I wonder, am I fading When
The Store Guy.
So me and my girl jacie went to the store..I needed some ciggs n stuff.So we get what we need and Im paying..The guy behind the counter looks at me...says ur pretty hot (this is an older chinese man by the way) I was like LOL thanks.He then proceeds to tell Us that we are both pretty Hot...We thank him..he hands me the change...and says Keep it Real.....Yay for random store guys hitting on us...LOL
My First Happy Hour
Party Bitches
Advice For Me
ok this is the deal im a realtionship but i dont like him as i did but i love being with him its werid... My Ex bf in vegas found me on myspace an we have been talking an i dont kno wut to do i mean we stoped talking an that was it we were to busy but now we cought up on old things an connected an i still loved him an still do i dont know wut to do i need advice or sumthing
I Like To Write
Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (tag, you're it) and to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Since you can't tag me back, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see your answers. 1. I LOVE BEER SALT with my beer(not regular salt)-BEER SALT "YA'LL DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT" 2. goal=costa rica 3. beans make my ears itch 4.i shave(not bald) well you get the idea-must keep it tapered 5.i adore and worship my girlfriend like theres no tomorrow 6.my grandfather got rich off of viagra for real-(my grandmother was thankful) 7. i surfed every hurricane back in the day. 8.i put bbq sauce on my fries and big mac 9.goal--my kids will be the ones that other kids are invious of (bmw-mercedez) 10.i put sugar in my grits but i think that
Nelly
Stuff
You must clearly tell the harasser to stop Generally speaking, it is unwise to communicate with a harasser. However, as soon as you determine that you are truly being harassed by someone, you must very clearly tell that person to stop. Simply say something like "Do not contact me in any way in the future" and leave it there. You do not need to explain why, just state that you do not want the person to contact you. Sometimes it is helpful to copy this message to the abuse department of the harasser's ISP. Keep a record of this message for your records. Do not respond to any further messages of any sort from the harasser. Don't have anyone else contact the harasser on your behalf. It is common for the harasser to claim that you are harassing him or her, but if you aren't contacting the person, it is clear that you aren't the harasser. Save everything One of the first impulses many harassment victims have is to just delete any communications they've received, and that's a bad idea.
Nelly
Nelly
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Good Times
Wow, It's been a long time since I have seen some of the people on my myspace account. I have friends from, old jobs, high school, and even from my child hood. Life has been a strange journey and I have been riding it like a roller coaster up and down, this way and that way. But some times I still fell that I am standing in line as everyone passes me by. I don't understand how so many people who are connected together but go in so many directions. Things happen and this person changes and zips' off. I spend a lot of time people watching and have come to see things that still confuse me. Like how we our instinct and consciences conflict. There is one thing I have come to understand is how we like are surroundings to be comfortable. Familiar, close, and friendly. Some times the aggression comes out and we need to let off steam. There are things we turn to alter our personality to relax us or to calm us. Working out, alcohol, sports, drugs, work, there are many things people do world wide
Shadow Levelers 13 Apr 08
Shadow Levelers Members List Here are the members closest to leveling... :) Good Luck!!! :) 3,125 to Level 9 lost in love@ fubar 10,622 to Level 15 ladystartara*Razorblade Kisses or Crimson moon*@ fubar 12,335 to Level 11 truckdriverofhooterville{shadowleveler}@ fubar 14,611 to Level 17 laprincesa{shadow leveler}@ fubar 20,645 to Level 12 LionRawr{Prowler of the Savana - Defender of the pride} {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar 24,500 to Level 21 SARCASTK1 {SHADOW LEVELER}@ fubar 26,648 to Level 16 SHADOW LEVELERS..@ fubar 30,207 to Level 15 BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN/1ST MEMBER OF THE J.E.R.K. FAMILY/SPANKER&SHADOW/FUBITCH TO KILLER BLUE EYES@ fubar 30,758 to Level 24 lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥
Like A Dream..
Like A Dream Here I sit, thinking only of you Wondering what is to become of us Understanding all you have been through Hoping to slowly gain your trust My heart aches for you, and also I yearn I want to understand you In hopes that I will learn Your unique and special qualities amaze me Your smile Your mind Your voice Your eyes Your hair Your ability to cheer me up When you see that I am down My feelings for you go beyond that of words And at first it didn't seem real But that just taught me a lesson In doubting what I feel It seems I dreamed you into life And the reason for my stare The bluest sky The deepest sea Don't even compare You're so very special in every single way And thoughts of you Run through my head Every hour of the day I hope that you will understand Just how I feel about you I want to be your guiding hand For all that you go through
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My Awesome Friends Need Help!!!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
ok...old habits die hard. history repeats itself. everyone knows this. im more confused than ever. things are kind of progressing with the old flame that i recently. but i dont know if i should let them. my heart is telling me one thing, but my head is telling me another. my heart says to go for it. but my head tells me that i cant set myself up to be hurt by him again. ive loved him for 7 yrs. but he's already broken my heart twice. i dont know if i could handle having it broken by him again. but my heart is telling me to follow that love. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok...here's the thing... I met someone on here, but things ended up not working out between us. Then.... Recently I was involved with someone that didn't seem to realize that NO means NO!!! Before that...the guy i was with(that i had been friends with for 12 yrs prior to us FINALLY getting together) didn't know what a good thing he had until he became abusive and i l
Dj's
I LIKE WORKING FOR MMR RADIO IS THAT I LIKE THE PPL WORK THERE AND THE MEMBERS THAT COME'S TO THE LOUNGE AND HEAR GREAT MUSIC I KNOW ROLLING CAN PLAY SOME CRAZY FUNNY TUNES AND MAKES ME LMAO EVERY TIME HE PLAY'S THEM ROCK ON ROLLING BRO AND ROLLING AND DJ LOVE THEY HAVE COMMENT WAR'S DO'S IT EVER END HELL NO THEY HAVEING FUN TAGGING EACH OTHER YOU SEE MMR RADIO WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN LIKE THAT AND THAT WHAT MAKE'S US GREAT RADIO STATION WE HAVE THE BEST DJ'S ON FUBAR.COM.IF IT WASN'T FOR MMR I WON'T BE WHO I'M M ON FUBAR AS A DJ TY MMR RADIO.I LOOK FOR DJING FOR U MMR RADIO EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK THINK YOU MMR RADIO FOR EVERY THING THIS IS DJUNDERTAKER CAN YOU HANDDLE THE DARKNESS OF THE UNDERTAKER I WILL GET YOUR SOUL AND THERE IS NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHAH AR YOU SCARED OF THE UNDERTAKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND YOU CAN RAN AWAY FROM THE UNDERTAKER AND YOU WILL DO ANY THING TO GET AWAY FROM THE UNDERTAKER I WILL STILL GET YOUR
Help Him Level Plz
Who Will Hear Me
Calling out to the wind, it echoes back to unhearing ears Pitiful cries sounding more like arctic wolfs pained howls Cutting thick; deep incisions like glass on flesh The air as it hangs upon the earth in struggle But who will hear me as I whimper meekly outward And if heard, who will care? Echoes are but a hollow responding of me Bouncing off the walls of my internal existence Leading nowhere; meaning none to any Fear grips my soul and tears at my heart Like times long past; reminders of a darker day Swallowing bitter bile that rises to drown My embittered being; encased in doomed destiny Sitting in my own prison cell, I linger longing For a day when my own infinite echoes are not all that I hear. But who wll hear me?
Astrology
For about 25 years I've been doing Natal Wheel Charts for friends and family as a hobby. Well, now I've decided to expand my hobby and earn some money by doing them for other people. I do all my own calculations; I only use a regular calculator not a computer program. I have a blank wheel which I draw all my own signs, and planet placements. I include 9 common aspects of the planets, ascendant, and mid heaven as well as several traditional factors and some relative information about your signs. I've also include your Chinese zodiac sign and its traits. I print this all on high bond 100% cotton paper. If interested please reply with your Name, Birth Date, Birth Time, and Birth Place and an address for me to send the completed charts to. I am currently set up to take paypal in US dollars but I may take other forms of payment in the future. The price which includes shipping and handling in the USA is only $10. For other countries there may be an additional charge. I am currently only draw
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All Me
WORDS, SILENCE, AND A BROKEN HEART. What is is about words? You need words to speak You need words to write Without words...we could not communicate. When you get picked on at school... The infamous "sticks and stones" riddle is chanted.... Sticks and sones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. And why is that? They can't be thrown at you.....they can't break your bones! Maybe you see a not so god review about yourself And you tell yourself.."they are just words..they don't mean anything" The amazing thing about words? They CAN be thrown at you They CAN hurt you.... they CAN break you! You live by words, you learn by words. Some say actions speak louder than words....and that may be true Yet words hit you with a stronger force and have a deeper impact. Without words we would be lost We cling onto words like "love" "trust" "friendship" "forever" They mean so many different things to so many different people So why can one simple word brin
Packing Up And Heading Out
I'm not able to handle being heart broken anymore. Those of you who know me and know what's been going on between myself and someone else in here know that my heart's been broken in too many ways that I can't even begin to explain what each piece would have meant to me had they not fallen apart. knowing that i'm not in the 'lounge' as much as he is, it's better i step back and let him bring in more entertainment to the room than i ever could. he's more attractive than i am and is a dj on top of that. he doesn't have to hide his cam when he's on it, but i do with mine. it's pathetic, but it's my life for now. until then, i'm leaving this up for a few days to let everyone else know that i will be leaving here within the next week or two. i'm so glad to have made so many good friends and have gone through some good and interesting times with so many of you. however, i can't stand to be in a place where my heart has been hurt. i can't come back here...it's too much of a reminder
Thoughts To Ponder
Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong p
Life At Its Best!
The greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized systems of self-righteousness -- each system only too delighted to find that the other is wicked -- each only too glad that the sins give it the pretext for still deeper hatred and animosity.
Time Stands Still
Trusting? Current mood: indescribable I have met some nice men and some not so nice men. I find it harder and harder to trust my emotions when it comes to men. I have been lied to, felt used, abused, and my trust has hit a low point. I dont know if I will ever completely trust anyone again. Is it a myth, that there is someone out there for me. Maybe I have had my one true love and he was taken away for me. I am so lonely sometimes that I will overlook things, but I am cheating myself by doing that. I go out to the mall, a resturaunt, or the grocery store and there are people who have someone and seem genuinely happy. Is all as it appears? I keep hoping that I will find someone I can be happy, passionate, and trusting. It just gets harder and harder to have that trust. I know kind of depressing. Time stands still Current mood: sad Tomorrow is the 5 yr anniversary of my husband, Bruce's death. I can remember all the details of that day. I still miss him so
Poetry~just Me~
MY HEART written by: Jennifer Swerdon words can not express how i feel somethings in this life just dont seem real passion and heartache are part of my life sometime all i end up with is strife i fall in love so very fast and ever time it just dont last of all the problems i have faced love is the only one i must taste i have been used and abused and very much bruised still in this life, love i do choose in the end it may fail apart but still i will give up my heart and I choose to give my heart to you! An unspoken silence Time will fade so unbelievably fast like a tornado twisting and turning destruction at last. Bodies envisioned memories retraced hearts imprisoned chances erased. Conversations well versed hearts then misplaced agony has risen love now cursed. In the moment of time there is an unspoken silence an electricity of emotion even triggered by violence. Honesty~ Written by Jennifer Something ain't
Oh Just Life!
Well I just wanted to let everyone know that I am going out of town for 3 weeks. I am going to visit my grandparents in Missouri. I need a vacation from everything and need a break from life.... Well I hope all is well all day. Leave me lots of comments and messages!!! -Lindsey
Disturbed
Awwww
There is a Happy Hour on the way.... Make sure on June 4th you save all your 11's for 1 pm fu-time This lovely lady is having Her 2 year anniversary here on the fu! Make sure you show her love ☆CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆@ fubar and remember.... Wednesday, June 4th, 1 pm pst/4 pm est (repost of original by 'Miss Andi Owner of βṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ' on '2008-05-29 16:57:41') Well, in this case she is! ☆CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆@ fubar CantSleepClownsWillEatMe is hosting her first auction! The auction will be a one day auction held on Wednesday, June 4th. It will open at 12am fu-time and go for 24 hours. All Entries must be received by noon on Tuesday! Send the pic you want used and what you are offering to... Miss Andi Owner of βṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ
Im On The Auction Block
FIRST WATCH THE VID!!!!! NOW GO PLACE YOUR BIDS!!!! JeEzY ♠CpT. SaVe A HoE♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠@ fubar ۞NeaNea۞JEEZY'S WIFE۞@ fubar &hearts Phyre Phli &hearts ~DJ For Centerfolds*** +I &hearts Tequila+@ fubar (repost of original by 'JeEzY ♠CpT. SaVe A HoE♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠' on '2008-04-13 08:25:11') SEXXI PHYRE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! OK EVERY1 PHYRE IS OFFERING SOME NICE STUFFFF!!!! AUCTION STARTS TONIGHT ONCE ITS OPEN YOU CAN CLICK THE PIC AND IT TAKES YOU SO YOU CAN PLACE YOUR BID!
My Poetry
Im sorry I brought you out of the pit to make you see the world I gave you a place to be warm to give you the strength to live Im sorry for the pain of what I must do Im sorry for the faith that I had given you I taught you to listen to the voices all around you I made you talk so that you may cry Im sorry for the pain of what I must do Im sorry for the faith that I had given you I sent you out of my life so that you may have one of your own I forgot your memory to make room for the ones I am making Im sorry for the pain of what I must do Im sorry for the faith I had given you A Cry in the Night Rolling, Tossing, Turning As the night goes ever deeper into darkness You sink into a deeper sleep Not hearing a cry in the night Screaming, Shrieking, Crying As the days drift along so sinfully long You fall faster into a zombie like appearance Not seeing a cry in the night Fading, Disappearing, Dying As the
Private
Who Cares?
I just don't care if the world likes me my sarcasm is a part of my identity who gives a damn about another's reality? I wont waste my time thinking about u thinking about me.. I don't care... see?? I'd be lying if i said i care I know! I know! I seem so unfair.. Truth is, I still don't care!! Maybe it's the way I shut the world out when I wanna come in.. Or how I don't care to accompany another's sin!! Better yet, I think it's the way I wont let them control me.. I casually sway my swagger through society.. I don't care to hear your burden of a problem you can control When life has captured a leg of a child stroll! I don't care to entertain you with my debatable controversy of philosophy.. i don't care to explain ME!!!
Bout To Kill A Bitch
omfg i am soooo pissed off... i just went to the store for some milk... we were waiting in line to pay as i notice the cashier continually rolling her eyes... i ignored it at first giving her the benefit of the doubt... but no she kept looking at my son and rolling her eyes... my son was not running around like a crazy annoying brat... he was standing next to me like a good kid... a good kid with a 4in mohawk... i couldnt ignore her anymore so i said... "wow thats a pretty judgmental face" to which she replied "i dont understand why people do that to their kids" i was so pissed off... "because he wants his hair like his dads" "well at least its not blue" omg what a judgmental bitch... "well he likes his blue hair gel" another roll of the eyes... there was two people behind me in line that were tattooed and peirced... they were pissed to and commented how rude the lady was... i wanted to punch her in her ugly judgmental face... hunter immediately wan
Words To Live By
I have met a lot of great people on here, with the times being the way they are I have had to do away with my internet connection as I feared awhile back. My parents are running out of their inheritance money (helping me out while I go through the disability fight). It's unsure how long I will even be living where I am now. I know I can't move back in with my parents I probably could but climbing the stairs is most painful and almost impossible. For the record I had been getting a good amount for food on the EBT card. And also my kids are on Medicaid, I used to be until the change. I hadn't applied for any other assistance at the time because I didn't want any possible future child support should it ever start coming in again or when they (I'm hoping they do soon) approve my disability and send the first check it would go to them. I have a few home repairs and I could put a good chunk on the mortgage. Ya I read the fine print if I receive the cash assistance as well they'd t
Bullie
Looking for a place to hang and relax... Come check us out! Come in and have a drink Listen to the tunes... Exotic Retreat is the place to be... So come hang out with us... Lay on the beach... Be served by the sexiest beach babes around So click the pic above for your free ride to paradise! You wont regret it!
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The Fear
LEARNING TO LOVE AND FEEL AGAIN IS ALL PART OF THE FEAR.. YOU WANT TO BUT IT IS A HARD THING TO DO .. IT HURTS EVEN AS U OPEN YOUR SELF SLOWLY.. BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DONE.. U NEED TO WALK THROUGH IT SLOWLY AND WITH CONFIDENCE.. AND KNOW WHEN TO BLOCK THE FEELINGS.. AND WHEN NOT TO BLOCK.. YOU WILL MAKE MISTAKES ALONG THE WAY .. JUST LIVE AND LEARN FROM THEM.. THIS IS PART 1 OF THE FEAR... to be continued...... WHAT IS THE FEAR? THE FEAR OF COMING ALIVE..THE FEAR OF ABANDONMENT..THE FEAR OF BEING ALONG...THE FEAR OF EVERYTHING..THE FEAR OF BEING A GOOD PERSON AND LETTING EVERYONE DOWN I do not fear DEATH for he is a comfort to me. I fear LIFE. For LIFE brings pain and sorrow and loss. LIFE can also bring some happiness but along with the happiness is BURDEN. I cannot shoulder BURDEN as he is heavy. BURDEN brings you down. LOVE is all of these in one. LOVE is full of LIFE that brings u happiness and joy.You BURDEN love because you lean on her and u need her to live.Without LOVE is DEATH..
Hit And Run
So, last month my downstairs neighbors little boy was ran over by a "customer" of one of my neighbors. They are drug dealers and our neighborhood has been sick of them and their "traffic" for quite some time. But, of course no one likes to be a narc...blah, blah! Well .... When their customer ran over the little boy downstairs ENOUGH was ENOUGH! And our whole neighborhood banded together to MAKE the MESA PD do something about these crackheads! There was a verbal confrontation about a week following the accident when the crackhead was outside taking pictures of our children, vehicles and addresses. So, 20 of us confronted her and ran her back into her house. We called the Detective and he came out and took a report. As I always have my camera handy, I have pictures of her taking pictures. lol. WELL, today... The Sheriff came out and delivered 12 restraining orders. She's afraid for her life. lol. WELL SHE SHOULD BE THE PARANOID BITCH! When I get
A Server's Guide To Help You Understand.
Note before reading: I love what I do, I enjoy the thrill of working under so much pressure without a problem. I love the funny customers, the random ones, and I even love most of the people I work with, but I dont enjoy having my day ruin because people dont have manners/ are cheap. 1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS": If you have children, DO NOT (for the love of god) let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR CHILDS mess & to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. 2. "THE CAMPERS": We care about how long you stay in our table. A good rotation of tables to make money is 3 tables and hour, even second you waste chatting about how much shes a slut, or you cant believe he slept with her, is losing us a tip of at least 5 bucks. So if you want to stay an hour after you eat, make s
The Jerkass Report
I really have no idea. dont you want to see my dirty pics at the very least? Make yourself known, least my sanity suffer further!
A Fubucks Only Auction
im thinking about doing a FUBUCKS only auction. doesnt cost a thing to join. if your interested let me know. if i get enough people interested i will do it. if not i wont let me know James
Irish Lords
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make yo
Erotic
Erotic
What if I told you I wanted to get at you for a while, would you have put your number in my phone so later I'd dial. What if I told you I'd like to have sex with you tonite, would you tell me you wanna fuck cause it only seems right. If I told you I want 9 inches hard just so i could play, would you stay. If you told me 13, do you think I would run away. If I started it off good would you tell me I'm wrong, trying to find out if your gentleness would turn out strong, What if I could make you smile without telling a joke. You would make me appreciate the feeling with every single stroke. What if you looked in my eyes watching me and my motion, would you close your eyes and imagine we were floatin'. visions of ecstasy while were drifting on cloud nine, your tongue crosses my g spot sending chills up my spine. If you was beatin' it right and then tried to pull it out, I would scratch your back so you would continue the bout. What if it we
My Words
Unfortunately I'm not the "THICK" girl that everyone wants to fuck. Unfortunately, I'm not good enough to meet in person. Unfortunately, phone convo is as good of a time I get. Unfortunately, men don't talk to me in person. Unfortunately, I give my heart and fall in love too easily and then get hurt. Unfortunately, I'll be alone the rest of my life. Unfortunately, I'm just not that girl. I am a writer. The thoughts flow from my mind to my fingers. My heart aches and I put it on paper. Unfortunately, no one cares. Unfortunately, I'm not the one to listen to. Unfortunately, I'm not the person you think I am...I'm not popular like you...I'm not one that people flock to and want to be with...I'm not that person. My words are all I have.
Nonsensical Ramblings
A friend of mine recently posted a blog. He called all those opposed to Obama small minded people. I posted a reply, not defending myself, but rather proving him a small minded person. I wonder about the dangerous territory American are treading onto now that Obama has been elected and become a nation's hero. I have been accused of being a racist for not supporting him. This is not true. For while the election of a black man to our highest office is a day in history, it does not mean racism is obsolete. On the contrary, racism is very much alive. It is not just the white man that carries racism, but he is the one who is crucified for harboring the hate. He cannot start a group or call himself proud to be a white. But the black men can start as many groups as they wish, and in their creeds cry for supremacy over the white. Hypocritical? It is. And always will be. Now we have a president, that no one will dare challenge for fear of being called a racist. The people of th
My Husband...
I have gotten to where I can stand the way my husband is. He won't do anything to help me out with my bills or rven decent transportation. Lately things have really been getting worse between us. So bad I've thought about leaving, but I say why should I allow him to runme off from my home.
If You Think You Can Handle This...then Bring It!
1. i dont just give my shit up on the first try... my shit is just that good and too good to be just slinging leg for every guy that crosses my path... 2. some guys have tried for weeks and never convinced me they are worth it and can handle it... 3. and just because i agree to meet someone for a drink or lunch doesnt mean im slinging leg for them 4. i have a family that comes first... i dont accept text messages or phone calls at 2 a.m. unless i am already out and ppl know when im out..... 5. ppl who bug me for time or pictures, or just bug me in general for shit usually get axed before they even get a peek..... 6. i have experienced and have the knowledge that just because someone has a big dick doesnt mean he knows how to use it! 7. im not into playin in parking lots or giving quick bj's and leaving, if im giving im damn sure gona be getting and i usually get mine first.... 8. i was born and raised in the south. i am a true southrn woman, i am a bitch at the
So This Sucks..
Hey guys and girls.. I doubt many of you will read this.. but I just wanted to share why I haven't been around much lately.. either here or on yahoo. As some of you may know.. last Saturday I lost the baby. Its been a really difficult time for us, especially me this is the third that I've lost. I don't want anyone's sympathy I don't want ya know.. people to feel sorry for us.. what I want is just understanding. What I want is a break.. so here is what I'm asking.. for some respect and some just ya know.. time to heal. I know that most of you are used to me being here.. when you need me, but right now i can't be and I'm sorry. I hope you all understand that. I love you guys and I just wanted you to know everything is ok. I just need some time to myself right now. Dear Insomnia, FUCK YOU I'M TIRED MY BODY IS TIRED LET ME SLEEP! How is it you come between my body and myself from getting rest? Its a power struggle of my mind vs. my body. This crap is just getting ridiculou
Feel
He Should Be Ashamed
shut the fuck up ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: hollister Date: Apr 12, 2008 6:12 PM why you goin to hit me chad... i dont need to watch myself..its a free country bitch boy and you and your whore gf nicole can kiss my ass ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: bucsfan2407 Date: Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM watch urself ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: hollister Date: Apr 12, 2008 6:06 PM UMM no your not... a MAN and GUY dont hit woman ..only stuipd dumb fucktard lil bitch boys like yourself hit woman chad.. so you better check your self on that.. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: bucsfan2407 Date: Apr 12, 2008 6:02 PM yea i am ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: hollister Date: Apr 12, 2008 5:59 PM your not a man chad if you hit a woman you are a FUCKIN jerk... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From:
Sexual Fun...
now i know this is something that really just cant be planned or anything but damn i feel neglected... i have never had a threesome and i would like to have one BAD!! SMILES, every one i know both male and female have been in some sorta threesome action and to put it simply im FRECKIN JEALOUSE !! i shouldnt be but damn ... what to do, what to do?? i dont feel that i am a bad looking guy or anything and im pretty opean about alot of things i guess im just not that lucky !!
Waiting
We can envy others who have someone to love But what we have is better because our love comes from up above We may not have someone to physically hold But we have God who will never leave us alone Many times at night I wonder, when that day will be When I will have somebody to make me happy In the meantime Ill just wait, sit and contemplate Of how this love will be, so precious and great So dont envy those who has someone now Our day will come, someday, somehow
Sometimes
Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton , Colorado , was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: 'Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daughter, Rachel Joy Scott, and
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Poems
My Love By: Jacob Aaron Cope You have this power over me, this undesirable, undeniable, unmistakable power. You consume my mind. You invade my thoughts. You are the ruler of my dream world. You bring a smile to my face, a sparkle to my eyes, and a tear to my cheek. Your voice is like a sweet song I am hearing for the first time. You take my breath away. With the simplest things your lips utter you make me feel weightless, as though I could float up, and touch the heavens above. You make me look at life through new eyes, eyes that have never seen the light of days, until now. I feel as though I am using all my senses, for the first time, and suddenly everything I once knew, is now unfamiliar to me. You fill every cell of my being with joy, love and happiness. You make me want to stand up and scream at the top of my lungs, "I LOVE YOU, more than words could say." You make my heart soar like a
She Needs Leveled
vitamin d (blood stained sheets in a shape of a heart)@ fubar he needs 8461 to level please go by his page and rate his stuff...thanks poetic justice has added stash and is still adding it right now but she needs to get leveled she needs 3637 to get there please come help leveler her i have rated everything shes got on my ladymooses page now im on her stash with the home page thanks for all the help ...laura Poetic Justice (Member of the Misfits~Angels Leveling Crew)@ fubar
Blog Of Poem's Some Sad Some Not
I live out in the country far away from the city lights. Far away from the city sounds that goes on day and night. Nothing is as peaceful as the country can be but one other sound I love is the sound of the birds. The one who longs for the songs of the birds are the ones, who would,love country living,its such a peaceful life. It has a calming affect it eases your tension it relaxes your mind,body,and soul, A nice home in the country is where you should be.
My Buzz Status
HELP!!!! it used to be up all the way
My Thoughts.....
MY SON IS LEAVING FOR BOOT CAMP MAY 12,2008 AND THE TIME IS CLOSING IN ON ME....ALTHOUGH I AM EXTREAMLYYYY PROUD OF HIM...AS A MOM I AM LOOSING MY BABY!! HE'S OFF TO START HIS LIFE AND I CANT HELP BUT SELFISH BECAUSE I AM SAD AND DONT WANT HIM TO GO!! THIS IS MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IS WAS GOING TO BE!! :-( MY HEART IS BREAKING..... Trust me a girl knowsss when a man wants her!!! and if you dont know what I am talking about ya proly never will!!! much love to ya all!! THESE HATNG ASS BITCHES CAN KISS MY WHITE ASS....STOP REPORTING MY PICS AS NSF AND GET A DAMN LIFE LOOSERS!!! SOMEONE REPORTED MY LEG PICTURE AS NSF ALONG WITH ANOTHER ONE AND I AM FULLY CLOTHED!! WOWWW FUBAR IS PISSING ME OFF BADDD!!! I AM THINKING OF CLOSING MY ACCOUNT!!! PEACE YOU ASSHOLE WHO EVER YOU ARE THAT REPORTED ME!! BRIDGET!!!
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Whats On My Mind
i dont kno what do with my life anymore im soo confused! what if i mess up and make mistake then m whole family will hate me! ugh i dont kno what to do anymore!
Strange Things In Canada
just love how people join a lounge and then remove them selves from it 3 days later, its not like the music that gets played suck, the reguest get played when they are asked. Scientists have caught a fossil fish in the act of adapting toward a life on land, a discovery that sheds new light on one of the greatest transformations in the history of animals. Researchers have long known that fish evolved into the first creatures on land with four legs and backbones more than 365 million years ago, but theyve had precious little fossil evidence to document how it happened. The new find of several specimens looks more like a land-dweller than the few other fossil fish known from the transitional period, and researchers speculate that it may have taken brief excursions out of the water.It sort of blurs the distinction between fish and land-living animals, said one of its discoverers, paleontologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago. Experts said the discovery, with its unusually we
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Im Samantha
I havee an awsome boy friend. We are in so much love. His name is "Jhon Paul" which is so hot his name ain just regular john its sounds differ alittle bit. He is sexy, funny, caring, loving, sweet ,and completly mine!! "I love my boyfriend"
Morph
Is there anyone out there that is willing to make 1 or 2 Morphing pic's for me?? Any kind of morph will do (Surprise me). I'm heading outside to play with my little sister.
Sometimes...
If It Should Be
No More Blogs Ever
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Happy Old Man
Spel Check
Wtf
someone keeps marking my pics my art my kids pics ect......so now all my pics will be locked down for a few weeks!and funny thing is my pics are set to friends only
Banana Tree
Where Are All The Sexy Guys At??
if there are any hot sexy guys that are really lonely.... hit me up!!!
Sinful Bombing Crew
OH NO SEXXII LALA AND HOLLI ARE AT IT AGAIN... WHAT THEY DOING NOW... WHAT TO COME JOIN THE BEST BOMBING FAMILY ON FU BAR COME JOIN THE SINFULS CREW.. WERE U AINT JUST A NUMBER U A FAMILY MEMBER.... IF YOU WANT TO JOIN HIT UP SEXXII LALA OR HOLLISTER FOR MORE INFO make sure u add rate and fan all member's and say new sinflus member and put sinfuls crew in ur name Owner@ fubar hollister Co-Owner@ fubar
What To Do
LASTS: last song you listened to: HAVENT LOL last drink you consumed: SODA/PEPSI last time you cried YESTERDAY last time you got mad: 3 DAYS AGO last time you broke down: 3DAYS AGO last time you yelled: EVERY DAMN DAY LOL last time you been out of state: 3 DAYS AGO last time you saw your best friend: I DONT HAVE ONE/WELL IF U CONSIDER YUR MOM LOL WHO: who was the last person you hugged: CHUCK who was the last person to tell you that they loved you: My mom who is someone you always look forward to talking to: BILLY who is someone to make you feel upset: FRANK who last texted you: SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE who are you dating: MYSELF IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: eyes or smile: SMILE personality or looks: personality singer or dancer: BOTH FOR SURE punk/emo/scene or wigger/gangster: SOMEONE WHO IS THEM SELF someone who will talk to you when your upset: MY FAMILY HAVE YOU EVER: cried over someone: ALL THE TIME
Busy
To all my friends, For those fo you who have been wondering where i have been i will tell ya. I havent been on lately because i recently started a new job and i have been really busy. I have missed all of you bunches but my new job has taken to me days so im goin in at 7 and not gettin home till 4 or 5 and its been crazy. I took a job on days because that was the best move for me and my kids i need to be home with them at night so this was all for them. I took a major cut n pay for this but did what i had to do its not all about money for me my kids are the most important yes the money was good but i have to do whats best for my family. So to those of you who missed me now you know whats going on if you care. If you dont then oh well i guess i wasnt talking to you all. You can always leave me some love anytime its all needed and wanted. Also i will be deleting ppl off my friends list if you want to stay send me a private messege letting me know that you want to stay and if i d
Sex Stuff
AM I STRAIGHT, BI OR LESBIAN? I'm now straight, i used to be bi-curious, altho i never went the whole way with a female, i was attracted to a few of my female friends, and still am, i just respect my husband too much to go behind his back now, if i were single i might consider it, but now its not something i could do. WHAT SIZE ARE MY BOOBS? well the last time i was measured, i was pregnant i had put a lot of weight on and i was a 44c, but i dont wear bra's just strppy tops, i dont like to feel restricted. DO I WEAR BRIEFS, THONGS, FRENCH KNICKERS, OR GRANNY PANTS? I own very little underwear the things i do own, are french knickers, and corsets with suspenders, ect. i dont wear underwear usually, unless i feel like givin my husband a special night (wink) or at that time of month when the granny pants come out hahaha, other than that i go comando all the way. WHAT SIZE CLOTHES AM I? English sizes are bigger than American sizes so what size i am, take 2 off for my actual s
A Big Thank You!!!
SUPERFLYCHICKEN.COM I CAN'T BEGIN TO PAY BACK THE KINDNESS AND LOVE THAT YOU HAVE ALL SHOWN ME TRYING TO MAKE GODFATHER AND THE SPOTLIGHT...I'VE GOT NO CLUE AS TO HOW TO MAKE THE PRETTY BULLY'S SO THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO... THIS IS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...I'VE HAD FUBUCKS SENT TO ME, BLINGYS, AND RATES GALORE TO HELP ME OUT...EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MEAN MORE TO ME THAN I CAN EVEN BEGIN TO SHOW... ♥ Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.@ fubar ~~The Watcher~~Shadow Leveler~~@ fubar ~MysticFaerie~@ fubar #●Mlly●C-wnr●f Clṻb F.A.R●#@ fubar Mr 7,000,000...OWNED by Molly.co Owner of Club F.A.R.Club FAR TEAM CPT--DSC--I.B.I.C.--FuAngels--Lollipop Gurlz@ fubar TinkerbellMN84 (MY ACCOUNT GOT DELETED PLEASE HELP ME GET BACK TO FU-KING)@ fubar cindragon~IBIC~ShadowLeveler~Rider of many trains!@ fubar ~♥~MommaTasha~♥~DYLONS DIVA MAFIA~♥~@ fubar
The Light Gone From This Warriors Heart
Once a again this dark but good warrior travels a cold and hard road alone. To face all test and dangers alone in hope that my true queen well find me before evil and hate consumes my life and everything before it. Always ready to give all that i have but, never seems to be for the rite one and fall my heart deeper in cold cruel travel,were not even i know. Shes out there somewhere and i will be waiting for her dark warm and sweet touch. She being tho only one to calm my tortured and hurtin heart. She being the one to lite the way and lead my hand to the path that will bring this warroir to his reward and luv his heart most needs in this time of life and battle.
Ok I Need Some Help From All Of U So Show Me Some Love ..
i need you all to go to that link show me some love .i need my vip bad so pl help me out here. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1166057&albumid=808918&i=3455738375&idx
A Glimpse Into My Boring Life
Have you received the Gardasil injections? Are you having any side effects? Well then this is the place for you to vent. Come in and talk about it. My daughter was affected by this vaccine and Im interested in hearing about others who have suffered. I dont want to hear from pro-Gardasil people. There is another group or message board for that. This is for people who have been affected by the vaccine. http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/Lets_Talk_about_Gardasil/
New Comment Contest
im in a new comment contest help me out
Fubar Stuff
girls, please stop putting photos of your ass right next to photos of your kids you can make sepereate folders, and i dont think anyone wants to see your kids anyhow, so put them somewhere else. This is an adult area for adult fun. if i wanted to watch kids and ass, i would watch nickelodeon or mtv i mean really, would you let a guy go down on you on the couch while your kids were watching cartoons? keep em seperated stop calling your self sexy or lil or angel if you are like 200 pounds or older (like over 35) its a lie, and its nasty just put down "i should have gotten laid more when i was younger when i had the chance" and if your profile is abunch of pictures of you playing with toys or showing your tits, then come on, you arent really an angel angels are boring some women still look good when they are older, and some arent 200 pounds, im not talking about those ones. They are lying to us or themselves
Help Me Out Lovies
Test Bullies
Some Fuckin Truth
you want some fuckin truth? If you put nothin on your profile but pictures of you in lingerie and bikinis, and your favorite stars are people like Paris Hilton or Carmen Electra, then dont put things in your profile getting mad that people dont respect you for your mind Yeah, its cool to be sexy. I love sexy. I love to look at women, im kind of a voyer like that. And yeah, I take pictures too. But I also dont go around dictating how I want people to see me There was this girl who had 10 pictures in her profile, all of them she was half naked with the fake breasts and overdone hair. Her captions said things like "im smart too" and "im smarter than you", something like that Yeah, thats great. You might be better educated. Woo hoo. But if your complaint is that people arent seeing you for how smart you are, then dont present yourself to people as being all about your looks. Guys are fuckin stupid. I know, because im fuckin stupid when it comes to girls. You come off lik
Support Our Troops
if any of you have a myspace page would you please add this profile? it'sa new page to show support for all of our troops http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=317459279&MyToken=b57a3065-e387-4447-b925-dab1ccfef13c
Rambling.........
my soul knows you are meant for me no matter how confused you are you will realize we're meant to be its ok to be unsure love i can wait i feel you are worth it and you cant mess with fate when everyone else has left you for dead i will be by your side and you will remember what i said i give you everything i posess i give to you all that i am nothing more and nothing less all i ask in return is your undying love your soul, your life, your children and anything else i think of its a tough order for an average man but you are something special and you handle me like no one can so hear me love, i'll wait for you give me a chance to show you what i can do i have opened myself up for you... not really knowing what you will do putting my heart into your hands... hoping that you will understand... that i am wounded and broken inside and part of my innocence has died... but if you look closely you will see that same sweet girl i used to b
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My Love
It seems like nothing is changing and the shit between william and I are getting worse. I know its my fault and I dont know what to do to fix it. I want this and him more than anything in the world but I just cant seem to stay close to him once I get there. Maybe its because I have never done that with someone and Im scared. Maybe its because I am scared that he will hurt me.. Im deathly afraid that he will hurt me. I want him so bad and I want this to be forever, how do I get rid of all of my fears and just be happy. I hope that its possible or I fear that my negativity is going to drive him away and its the last thing i want. I need him in my life, he's my everything and I love him more than I have ever loved someone before. I have never wanted something so much in my life but dont know how to fix it or make it better. I love him. It seems that, in my relationship, that i have been very mean to my love, and havent given him the chance to be happy with me.. I feel like wit
R.i.p. Grandma 06/07/1920-04/12/2008
today my grandma passed away, ill miss her so much. i love you grandma.
Seinor Vs. Cop At Starbucks
The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I upped the ante and called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo jerk." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I rode to Starbucks on my bicycle. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. My doctors tell me it is important to laugh.
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Love Poems
I love you for you, you make my skies so blue, wiped the tears from my eyes, with never a sigh. You make me fly so very high. I love you, for loving me. letting me be, who i was meant to be. I love you, for sharing, always caring. Walking hand in hand, we listen to the band, walk in the sand. I love you, for being you, making my skies so blue. Good times and bad times, I feel so fine. With every mountain we climb, we can always find the rhyme. With every dream, we are always a team. With every smile, I know my love it was all worthwhile. Through every mile, and evry trial. I love you. I know you are mine, and in time. I will love you even more, behind these doors, i will pour, all my love on you. I love you. I love you for being you, making my skies blue. Like every rose, I watch our love grow. With every blooming flower, you give me the power. I love you. With every heart beat, With every tear, with every broken dream, With every brok
Question For Levelers
I know you have all worked endless hours too help Scooter because we love him and see what he does for everyone and how many he has helped.... We started pimping him at a high amount and some of us well the majority of us have been rating him non stop for days.. So im thinking too get more outside help this might work.. But I will not do it unless you all are for it.. Again ..This will be done for all levelers at GodFather levels and above.. For everyone person that buys him a bling we will have a one day leveler pimpout for those levelers that agree to participate in this.. That we will all hit the pages and rate pictures and stash too return the love back for helping him. This will help get Scooter leveled and we wont have too attack his page much longer.. Please leave me a comment on this blog of what your feelings are on this..If you want too participate in rating.. Say im in.. If you dont tell me this is a horrible idea.... Please dont anyone be buying him bling
Sexxy
Sexxy
Love Is...
love isn't it great... it frightens you and at the same time calms your restless soul... like you know that everything will be alright as long as that person is holding you tight... that love will always be there just as long as that person is there for you to touch, hold and see... love is a wonderful thing indeed.... when you fall in love sometimes its unexpected while other times you don't know till its to late it just hits you full force love is the greatest thing indeed even if you say you will never love that person again a little piece of your heart still holds them dear loving a person can be wonderful thing when you know you love them as they do you its the best thing in the world its the greatest thing that will ever happen to you when they kiss you and touch you with that loving grace there will never be a better place their loving arms wrapping around you in that loving embrace letting you know that you never have to worry that their love will never go
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My Auction
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My Thoughts...don't Like 'em...then Suck It.
I'm sick of the computer, but sick of having no where to go. i'm tired of little kids and talk of relationships. my insides are melting together...I'm kind of worried. I'm tired of medication and step by step repeditive days. I'm sick of hearing that i'm not liked " like that" so i'm giving up...sticking my nose in a book and ripping the word love anything close to it from my vocabulary. it just causes me to much heart ache then its worth.
Still Trying To Get Vip--i Need Ya'lls Help!!
Men Vs. Women
A Women's Guide To Male English -- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? -- I'm hungry = I'm hungry -- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy -- I'm tired = I'm tired -- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before -- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! -- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Man's Guide To Female English -- We need to talk = I need to complain -- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to -- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important -- We need = I want -- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now -- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
My Bff
this is my 1st blog and i thought i would thank my wounderful friend Miss Wild in it! She has helped me get back on here and showen me lots of love..in and outside of the FU...so..i would appreciate it if u could all give her a lil something back..i know im not the 1st person on here shes helped...so plz...show her all the love u can..she deserves it! tnxs again WILD..lol..luv ya bunches..XOXO
Pictures Of You
Pictures of you As I Look at pictures of you I look into your beautiful brown eyes All I see is heaven As my heart longs for you and I You know there will be a time I'll be yours And you will be mine When in need You just have to reach out I will be there There will be no doubt As I look at pictures of you My heart goes aflutter Knowing what I must do To keep us together Your an Angel I can see You were sent directly to me You Have my heart You have my soul There's no looking back I have lost control I will do anything Anything for you As I look at pictures of you Now I know what I must do My heart longs for you That is clear There will never never be another I swear Mark W. You look over at me I try to turn away Don't want you to see As tears roll down my face It's so hard being so far But being so close I try to fake I'm doing OK But I'm crying a river Not knowing when we will be This long distance love affair Somet
Sarcastic Comments
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 3. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 4. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 8. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. 9. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 12. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 13. Allow me to introduce my selves. 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 16 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 19. A cubicle is just a padded cell w
Poems
What Is The Correct Choice?
I Write Bad Poetry When I'm Tired
What thoughts are these that pervade my senses? Alien and unknown these feelings have made a home Beside caustic wit and false intentions, the usual defenses. Taking root within my soul, these thoughts threaten to make me whole. Knock down the walls and be exposed. Barricades built with years of struggle. Stand your ground and bear the pain. Take in the world love lust and shame. Through her I see the secret disease The malady which brings me to my knees Her smile her eyes her frail disguise Happiness and new life dance beneath those pools Born again from love lust and passion Sense a world where all is right, the man I want to be; by her side Whips crack and bottoms cry glorious, hanging naked in the sky. Hemp stretched taught over sumptuous flesh. striking and proud against diaphanous mesh. pleasure for pain, so much to be gained when the one you love is so firmly restrained. I am you, and you are me, and this is how its going to be be, we are lovers glued to th
Days
broken roads and wasted days dreams alive splendor in the fields rising above the horizon the days have slowly come to an end lifeless thoughts silent hearts among the wolves i lose my sense being alone once again shifting among the stars unwritten dreams shallow past all alone for days
Leah2107 Needs Ur Help!
TO all who are in teh electrician buisiness i've got great savings and would love some input on the economy and the price of electrical tape. if u could save $1.19 a roll for some awesome electrical tape made by Freezer Flex that is competative with Scotch 33 and Scotch 88 would u consider? I am trying something new to help elctricians survive our lovely economy right now. If u need electrical tape I know a great supplier who can save you loads of money. black and all other colors are available message me if ur interested and i'll contact you directly if u like. THANKS AND GOOD LUCK IN YOUR BUISINESS. HOW MUCH U COULD SAVE IS A SHOCKER!!! SO I AM GETTING ON A STUPID PLANE AND FLYING TO OKLAHOMA FOR A WEEK TO SEE MY KIDS. YESTERDAY I STARTED GETTING SICK AND AM STILL SICK. MY PLANE LEAVES AT NOON SO WISH ME LUCK AND GET ME WASTED IM GONNA NEED IT. I recently opened a new account on tap and neep my friends help. If u could send me a friend request on the account this blog is under it w
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My Life
Fighting Back The Darkness
Sitting here in the most beautiful place Surrounded by warmth and light Being in love is a grand thing Your love brings the sunshine to my world Even on a cloudy day But without warning Without any just cause I see a shadow The darkness I have fought for so many months It crowds me Knocks on my soul Calling my name As if I am something it owns I draw on your love to push it back where it belongs For now, I know I am holding it at bay However, I fear that one thing I seem to have no control over I refuse to give in to what lies there in the dark The suffocating and squeezing that I feel in that abyss Taking my breath away and pushing me to a place A place of fear and unknown I will not go back there Do I have what it takes to hold it back, To push it back where it belongs For now, I fight what I cannot touch I fight to hold on to all the light that warms my life No room for the shadows Nevertheless, weakness is here and I fear what I may not have the strength
Tickle
I stole this from Manly's mumms, he is a good buddy of mine. He is always making us laugh. Thank You Manly, Your Rock! There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of p
Auction Open To Win Me Blood`n`gore
Hey all i am in a auction, here's what i am bidding, of course these things are negotiable dependong on bids,auction ends 4-19 @8am eastern.,or 5 am fubar time 1.I will Rate 11's Ten times2.Fu owned by my name for the month3.One Morph4.Shitfaced for a week5.Added to family6.NSFW or SFW Salute -to be dicussed7.Put you in my about me section for the month. 8.Will add,fan & rate if not already done. BLOOD`N`GORE Don't forget to add the HostessSubmissiveMistress AngeAngelofDeathOwner of EmanonI.B.I.C.@ fubar
Jokes
Married Life Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes .. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a shiny raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer
Hot Hot 1st Time Only Trio Auction!!!
IT A SEXY CLEAN AUCTION FOR WOMEN AND MEN WITH A WHITE OR COLORED T-SHIRT AND ------- OR SEXY SLEEPWEAR, FOR MEN BOXERS! NOW ALSO ANOTHER AUCTION FOR THE SEXY COUPLES ON FUBAR! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A TRIO FOR FUBAR A ALL MALE AUCTION TO SHOW THE LADIES WHAT YOU ARE WORKING WITH Look what's happening now !!! An new auction is open and will run until April 14TH. This auction is HUGE. No Apprentices here. The rules of the auction are simple, listed below, and must be followed at all times, no exceptions: The rules: (1) Entrants will provide a list of what the bid winner will receive. (2) No drama whatsoever will be tolerated. Those involved will be removed from auction immediately and blocked. (3) No cheating in will be tolerated. Again those involved will be removed from the auction immediately and blocked. (4) Anything can be bid; fubucks, blasts, VIP's, and Happy Hours. Highest bid wins with final decision being up to the person being bid on. So, let's meet the
I Wonder
i have ruined 2 people lives by causing trouble between them i am the bad person here ,, so i am basicaly saying you have him i dont want him you win and i am veery sorry for doing this to the 2 people i got fighting,, its all my falt,, thats all i am done
Weight Lose!
I am currently trying to lose weight and I looking for support and words of wisdom! Anyone got any good exercises or tricks I could use to help me drop weight quicker but in a healthy way? Take care!
My Best Friend
I have learned to realize a lot lately.LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HOLD IN ANGER, HATRED, and ANIMOSITY I had two babies born on Monday...a beautiful baby girl named Kyllie from my niece and a sweet baby boy named Gabriel from my best friend!!! Should be the best day in our lives and we got news that my best friend has cancer: (There are 4 stages to the cancer she has and she is at stage 4)!!! Now, Gabriel is her second son; she also has a ten yr old son and no one to care for them if the good lord takes her!!! My home will be open to them, but it will not be the same without her. She is the person that makes you laugh when you want to cry, that gives you that beer when you think you have had enough (awww.come on one more wont hurt ya), she is the one that will stand by your side when you want to give up and she will literally hurt a man if he ever hit you!!! She has been my best friend for awhile and she has done all those things for meI am not ready for her to go and I need all the p
If She Only Knew.
Im a good guy, I do the best I can to try not to screw up, im not perfect, dose that make me like everyone else? I like attention. I like to be noticed, I dont like to feel a friend walked by and diddnt say hi. Sometimes I feel like number one other times 2 or 3. Am I number one? Why does heaven always turn into hell? Why do I feel like everything that is so close is sooooooo far away...Ill just put my head down, my tail between my legs and crawl into a corner till its safe to come out again. Am I a boy or am I a toy? I like to play, But dont like to be the game. For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you. And everyday I'm gonna blame you. Even if you justify every fucking bullshit lie, it only makes me want to break you. You pull me down, and you crucify my name, you make me insane. It's broken now, don't ever look my way. Don't even think I'm playin'! 'Cause I fucking hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. When you repeatedly take a
Poetry
Is it just an illusion, or is it destiny, Sometimes it's hard to tell. destiny Is it foolishness or faithfulness, True love or naive spell? If it be a spell, Then under it I am cast, Thinking that you'll one day come, And we'll be together at last. Often my thoughts wonder, But always come back to you, And when I get distracted say, Dear heart be constant, be true. And so true to you I am, True to the hope you'll come, True to the thought of our Married souls, our hearts beating as one.
Friends
Girly Comments & Graphics Should i take and try to forgive my ex friend? when she sleeped with my husband that is know my ex husband. 2 months after we got married. what should i do? she's suppost to be my best friend. Why would she do that. Please understand that it happend in my bed while i was sleeping on the couch because i was sick.
My Life!
Its fucking stupid...I get up every morning and run around like a crazy chicken just to repeat the process. And if its no bad enough I am jobless and trying to find one before May 8th. FIRE AND ICE TOUR comes to Worcester MA at the palladium!!!WHOOP WHOOP!!! I am still with Juggalo420. we have been together almost 2 fucking years...I am going through this bad self esteem stage right now so he suggested that I get on this site and it might help I have a myspace and a face book but all my friends are kinda too busy to write...my friends really do hang out much they do but there college students and I got to a different college than them and the ones that aren''t in college think that me and my college friends are bitches cause we want more from our lives that four scummy walls and cat shit all over our rinky dink ass apartment. I want a nice house and money to spend when I want and to marry my baby and just get through life in one piece...maybe...I write alot and post randomness all the


Bad Weekend
still suspended...auditing didnt find my ticket so now its turned over to surveillance..if they dont find it i will be job hunting:-( please keep your fingers crossed and keep me in your prayers thanks friends, Berta got suspended from work...went out 684 dollars short:( hopefully auditing will find my missing jackpot ticket and i will get paid for my time off on suspension...if not i will be job hunting:-(
Nicole Has Died 4/12/08 @8:30am
SHE's ALIVE!!! PRAISE GOD they brought her back..she had no pulse..no heartbeat..but her mum played my cell meesage to her and she came back slowly. Spread the word... She's ALIVE!!! she had an asthma attack and stopped breathing they rushed her to Hospital.. she had no brain activity for along period.. her pulse slowly came back.. if you don't believe in God now, please start! He SAVED her with prayers. Please continue to pray for her she will need it.. And please never again guys, ok? You know what i mean. WHOEVER READS THIS...PLEASE SIT NOW AND PRAY FOR NICOLE's poor Soul... (this is Dominique writing) she never had anyone treat her well except me and her mum and her family. Please Pray for Her Soul. I was the only man truly loved her for herself and didnt try to hurt her , scream at her, yell at her... There are several of you men that are on her page that now should feel sorry for what you have done, how you spoke to her, the meanness you did. I won't mention names but
Friends
My dear friend, Archangel is in a contest. It ends tonight at 10 Fubar time. At the moment, he is in 2nd, but is 3600 from being in the lead. He is trying to win a 25 credit bling pac, which he can use to help level people. If you have a few free minutes and can toss a few comments on him, I would greatly appreciate it. I would really love to see him win. It's Happy Hour!! Come Join The Fun!! The Watcher Is Hosting Happy Hour Today At 5:00 pm CST. (8:00 pm EDT) He Was A Level 24 When His Profile Got Deleted. He's Trying To Rebuild And Get Back Where He Should Be. Please Stop By His Page And Show Him Lots Of Love!! ~~The Watcher~~Shadow Leveler~~@ fubar
A Favor To Ask
my boyfriend just joined the site 2 days ago he doesnt have his pic posted yet, but what im askin from all my friends,fans and family is to check out his profile and rate him fan him comment,gift etc..... to help him bump up a lil bit i'll make sure on monday on his day off to get a pic to post for him but i'd appreciate it if everyone checked him out he's on my profile as phoenixdiver74 so i'd appreciate the help of givin my man a lil love!! thanks a bunch -jenn
Miscellaneous Thoughts
ok guys clue me in.... you tell a girl you like her you want to date .. you want to move in with her.. then you stop talking to her? im rather confused at this... you dont like her anymore .. why not tell her.. why not grow the balls and fucking tell her the truth... i know it hurts but hell thats life.. life and love both hurt.. im a big girl i can handle the truth.. i dont like being lied to and even more i hate being ignored and kept from the truth and all that ... ugh sorry but this is has just happened recently and has happened before .. i dont like it at all =[ i wish someone could just treat me right and actually like me for a change Do you believe in love @ first sight? i dont... i believe in lust at first sight not love.. you might really like them but love is to strong of a word in my opinion. i dont know how other people feel .. but love is a very special word and feeling and adjective and well everything to me. i can say i love you but its i love you and im in l
Stop Hatin
Ok Ladies.... I know my man is fine, but please stop checking me out. No matter how pretty you think you are or how sexy or how much you tell him what you want to do to him or that you'll ride him all night long...HE LOVES ME. I can do everything you can and he isn't superficial like most guys. He loves me when I'm dressed up to go out,first thing in the morning when we're waking up and even when I look like hell. Your naked pictures of your shit, boobs or anything else won't really matter. Yeah, he look for sure. I mean he is human. He may even tell you that you have great pictures etc. But, don't get your hopes up. He is mine. So stop hatin!!! oh btw, I'm a really nice, interesting and unique lady. If you're checking out my page and you think my man is fine, at least have the decency to say hello.
Perv.
read from the bottom up, its so nice to know that he supports the troops and their familys, he rated me a 1 and blocked me misterak25...: really? we will see how long that love will last when that proud us soldier is paying for what he fights for... bye ->misterak25...: NO THANKS PERV, IM HAPPILY MARRIED TO A UNITED STATES SOLDIER! misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive.
....... By Helga
....... By Helga
Frhling kinder drauen katz frisst vogel Hund jagt Katz und die Blumen Blhn. Bub zieht Mdchen an den Zpfen Mdchen Schreit Und zieht Puppe aus der Tasche ber Jungen Kopf. Bube blutet, Notarzt kommt, aber Junge tot :( This is the english version of my german poem Spring Kids are outside cat eats bird dog hunts cat and the flowers blow boy pulls girl on her braid, girl screams and takes her doll out of her bag over boy's head. boy is bleeding, the emergency doctor comes, but the boy is dead. :(
Welcome To My Life
Hi. My name is Andrea. I am 23 years old. My husband Jason (25) and I have been together for 6 years (we were recently married July 14, 2007) and together we have a two wonderful daughters, Hope and Kaitlynne. Hope is 4.5 years old and Kaitlynne is 12 months old. We live in a small town in Ontario Canada. If there is anything else you would like to know, feel free to ask.
Books Cover.....?
As the old saying goes....don't judge a book by its cover. For some reason, apparently some of my friends have the wrong idea of me. I ask about becomeing a Dragon Princess and next thing I know....I don't hear from them for awhile. As for my Dragon Princesses folder, it is marked NSFW for some of the pics. But if you look at the pics they are not pornographic or nasty. They are pics I ask if I can post. And I see them as very attractive and why not show the beauty when it is there? Nothing for noting, but if you didn't want people to see them you wouldn't have posted them. All I am doing is puting out more exposer for others to see. And comments I have added to these pics in thier profile are not nasty and perverted as MOST of the other comments I have seen posted. My comments are fun and sometimes witty....but hardly offensive. So please don't judge me by my albums untill you know what they are about. Thank-You Dragon Lord
Fubucks Giveaway
Fubuck's give away its easy i will have a folder called fubucks giveway get in my shoutbox i will add your pic to folder ,then tell your friends the link and start comment bombing it for every 100 comments i will give you $7,500 fubucks !!!_-AUSSIE-_!!!@ fubar
Da Wall
A Good Friend Needs Help!
SHE'S IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST. SHE NEED RATES AND *BOMB* COMMENTS (14,500) COULD YOU PLEASE CLICK THE PIC AND HELP?..ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED..{ HUGS) ~ROXY~ (repost of original by ''*RX*~PIIT V GT H UIT@PIIT' ЀЙ&PIЙBITh#11' on '2008-04-12 04:16:15')
My Son
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING ALOT OF TIME WITH MY SON TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME THAT I LOST IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS BECAUSE OF MY MOVING AROUND AND DRIFTING BUT NOW HAVE HIM ALOT AND TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME BUT NEVER CHANGE THE PAST JUST LOOK FOR A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY SON IN THE FUTURE
The Wedding Crashers
Just A Couple Rants...
I'm bored, if you wanna chat..drop me a line on yahoo.. ' his_highness_the_royal_asshole ' i'll be around You know, I'm sitting here going over profiles and what not. I've been noticing one thing to be true. Most of you little floozies on here that show your body off have absolutely nothing intelligent to say. Are you trying to make up for your lack of intelligence by showing your body off? You really think that real men want your body over a mind? Maybe if they're muscle bound meatheads with zero intelligence themselves, but real men like to be able to talk to their women. Because in time, your body will deteriorate and then where are you going to be? Used up, abused, and still have nothing to say. And what's with the fat girls showing off their junk too? I mean, cover that up..nobody wants to see your jelly rolls..tuck in your fuckin belly! I mean ew...are you trying to give us nightmares?! You know, I've been going through this site and I've been finding one thing to be true amongs
Stupid Bitch
Do people honestly think ur stupid??? I mean it's pretty fucking bad when ur drunk & can't keep ur stories straight even when ur drunk or wasted!! Does ur fucking ass think for a minute that u can get into my good graces again after what HELL u put me through? When I say I'm through with u, I mean it! U have successfully been wiped clean from my slate...FOREVER!! DO U UNDERSTAND WHAT EXACTLY THAT MEANS????? F U C K U & A L L T H A T U A R E !!!!!
Friends
she is trying to reach the next level. only 416k to go. please help out anyway you can. She's a wonderful woman and an excellent friend. F/A/R if you havent already. All love shown will be returned. She's in a comment bombing contest trying to win a VIP for the most comments. Click on the link below and show her lots of love. She's a sweetheart and all love shown will be returned. While you're there, tell her Ring Of Fire sent you. Some prick hacked into Sniper's account and got it deleated. Sniper was a FU-King and lost everything. Let's get together and try to help him get it back anyway we can. He is one hell of a nice guy. F/A/R him and he will return the favor. Thanks to all that can help.
Yall Please Check Her Out
Please Please help him level, he is so great !!! plz show him the love tyvm yall. he is the BESTTTT. 2MUCH(shadow levelers)@ fubar She is so Awesome, Beautiful, has a great love for ppl, yall need to show her some luv, she thinks about others all of the time !! Please help get her points down !!! She ROCKS !!!! I am hoping alot of points for her.... I Love Ya Sis LadyNeptune "Shadow Leveler"@ fubar
Update For The Short Bus Crew
Update For The Short Bus Crew
I Know.
lay down with me still and quiet, and know this . . i choose to give to you a part of me . . for an experience belonging only to us . . do not see my eyes . . . but the way they look at you do not feel my fingertips . . . but the way they touch you do not feel my body pressed to yours . . . . but my soul inside . . as it moves with dance and song . . . in joy of our closeness and pull from me, the parts I know not yet . . . and take them to you . . so I can learn them, by feeling them . . . from you as you give them back samson. the ends have memories that the middle and top do not. every section holds a piece of who he is and what he has done. like a loyal friend, there for everything . . . . touching the cheeks of his beautiful daughters as he kisses them goodnight soaked by the water, touched by the sun, and blown by the wind, at home in the outdoor elements he loves so much touched by his fingers through out the day he works so hard a
Much Thanks To Cool Guy
i wanted two say thanks to my friend ring of fire and others four helping out boat man@ fubar
When I Cheat On Mark
subject: Till You Came Along My Baby !! post date: 2008-01-05 08:25:30 views: 17 comments: 2 ratings: 0 I never knew that pure joy an happiness could come from such a very respectable man who is such a joy to talk to an how treats me like i am a human an loves me an is not afraid to tell me so, He loves me so much an I love him if you want to show him some love please do so he wont mind his link is below. I want to meet him so he will be comming to see me in a couple of months, an we will see were it goes from there. I LOVE YOU BABY ALWAYS & FOREVER Master_Hybrid @ fubar Keeper Of My Dreams When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The oneness I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his ha
Real Friends
Never take them for granted A real friend will always be there Always thinking of you on every occasion Continuously there through the good and bad Never judging but always supportive Real friends share their secrets, dreams and heartaches..... Laughing and sometimes crying together Real friends "What would you do without them"
And So It Comes Full Round
i have been lettin myself down a lil i missed school this week 3 days 6 classes i am very assamed of my self ... i was sick one day slpt the other and ... looks down just not good form at all i hate when i let me down round and round we go i kinda end in the same place over and over and i guess thats not bad i feel very alone i just feeling thsi huge longing for conection to something to hae smeone e close to me i miss being loved i miss being sun too i miss walking on teh grass laying down and seeing shooting stars i miss someoen having a fire for me and having one for them i am so alone these days so many ppl here but alone at the same time every night i am alone with my thoughts and i see allthese smiling faces wish for that it funny this song touches me soo i can memeber saying i wanna see u and hold u and it ment the same thing not to hold them but hold them freeze the moment and keep it i i keep looking at snap shots in my head of better
Auction
BID ON ME. this guy is holding an auction contact him http://www.fubar.com/user/1734271 go to him soon he needs people
New Fam
These rules will change and be updated as we go along. 1) No drama. ZERO TOLERANCE for drama. 2) Fam business stays fam business. DO NOT discuss issues with non family members. This can and most likely will be grounds for immediate dismissal. 3) From CT on up there will be the right to kick from group. No permission needed from me. CTGirl, BlondePrincess and myself have FULL discretion on who to kick. All others will vote. Majority vote needed. 4) We are functioning in coordination with FuLuv Bomb Squad. Membership in that fam is NOT mandatory, but appreciated. They are a great fam and CTGirl is the owner and they have EXCELLENT members that LOVE TO BOMB. 5) Our room is Fetish Lounge. Be sure to subscribe and check in from time to time. 6) While we are NOT a bombing fam, we will contribute to other members when we can for their contests. 7) All original members will F/A/R one another. And new member will R/A/F everyone already a member. I'll do my nest ( along wi
All New Fam
=== '**TwoCute** Someone's Babygirl**' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-11 23:33:54'.. ANNOUNCING THE NEW ALL GIRL FAM OF FUBAR.... myspace graphic is done on Gickr.com Slut's Devilish Angels If interested PLEASE contact THE Slut of Fubar. Owner/Founder THE SLUTTHE Slut ,Owner of S.D.A, ChiefSpanker @Fetish,ChiefPromotor4FULuvBombers, FuFiance2 BlondePrincess@ fubarIntroducing his Staff:2nd in command, Assistant to THE Slut:~*BlondePrincess8786*FuWife2Hope*Greeter of FU Luv Bomb Squad*~Member: FU's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar3rd in Command, Head of Security and Drama Control:Ctgirl *OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD* OWNED BY TUFFGUY-Addictive Lover-FuWife to Scout-Owner of Bigma@ fubarHead of Internal Affairs:Ryot ~Fu Bad B!TCH~ Head DJ @ Centerfolds@ fubarPersonal Assistant to BlondePrincess:̊̊MX̊̊?Owner of FETISH?fu-sub to soda?@ fubarHead of Promotions:
Vip
IAM IN A CONTEST TO GET VIP--INEED 20K COMMENTS AND NEED EVERYONES HELP--EVERYONE WAS SO NICE OF GREETING ME TO THE FU!! NOW HELP ME DO WHAT I DO--WIN!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND COMMENT ON IT (J-ROCC WUZ HERE1!!) [ fubar.com photo: 3866686916 ]
Cuz I Was Bored....
THE NAKED TRUTH Do you sleep in the nude? Who was the last person to see you naked? Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Have you been naked in a moving car? Do you prefer sex with lights on or off? Have you ever taken a non sexual shower with a member of the same sex? Would you participate in a wet t-shirt contest or want your girlffriend or wife to? Besides yourself, who was the last person you saw naked? Have you ever gone to a strip club? Would you undress at a nude beach with other people around? Are you naked now? Pick a scar and tell us how you got it? Do you have freckles or moles? Have you ever been to a dermatologist? Someone dares you to drive naked through a drive-through? What is your reaction? Would your reaction be different if they offered you 20 dollars? Who has the most beautiful body: Men or Women? What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest? Which body part of yours do you wish was bigger? Which body part of yours do you wish was smaller?
Bi Women For Threesome
The Long Night
The night is complete nothing can be seen not even the stars or the moon. I stumble through the woods trying to find a way out, but there is nothing, I'm lost in a darknes sthats not natural. I can hear things comming up from behind me but I know not to say anything for what is there is dangerious and maybe even deadly. I hold my breath hoping that they won't hear me, praying that this Darkness will lift so I may get out. Then I realize that the darkness is my heart, it's unnaturally dark because I've forgot haw to love. I've been distant for too long to cold to the world around me. And then I know what it is that is following me, it's death in one of it's many guises, tracking and hunting me down. Why I wonder is it after me, what have I done for it to hunt me down, and the it hits me and I shuder with the realization that I've been dead inside for years and now he just comes to claim what has been his all along. I know that I'm doomed now, for I'm empty and alone wondering th
How Do I Live?
My Love
Idk
as i sit here and wonder of all the things that could have been my main thought brings me back to you and i sit here and think what really could have been between the 2 of us and then i realize it would have never worked b/c we were just 2 different ppl maybe searching for the same thing or maybe we were never searching for anything maybe we were just hopeing we had found what were looking for but i guess if we aren't together now we didn't find it so i sit here and think more and thats when you walked in kissed my cheek and stared into my eyes like you did the first time i saw you the first time i really felt like i was in love but thats when i woke up and realized everything was still nothing but a dream......
Never Forget....
12 Years
Hmmm just hit 12 years in the Air Force. I can't believe it, seems like just yesterday I was a punk in boot camp. Anyway 8 more to go! damn I'm getting old...
Look What Happened
Hey what happened to all the cute cuddle girls from az hook it up I am lonely and tired but love is what I need LOL!
Contests
The Short Bus Crew Woooot
DA HOW+ βU2 ЯEW Want ﻛ make a lo+ of gweat fЯiends? Jump on board da show+ bus!!!! How ﻛ join! ﮟ must fan, add, and Яate all Яydrs In fЯiends Яequest put joynin the show+ βus If alЯeady fЯiends, leave them a shor+ βus pЯofile comi+ AfteЯ ﮟ have added eveЯy 1 you must add MoTsBc to youЯ name Яepost da Showt βus Яew Bully lik βus 4 βulleten Have fun!!!! Please send Dj Alien83d a message after ﮟ have joyned If ﮟ dont follow the Яuls ﮟ will β Яejected fЯom ﮟЯ seat. Head MasteЯ Tard: Dj ShadowDragon Co-Head MasteЯ Tard: Bran Muffin MasteЯ Tard: DjAlien83d@BM
Final Fair Well's To All
New Lounge
if anyone is looking for a place to go and relax listen to some music and talk to some cool people, when i get this lounge up and going good, come in and chat with us. if you would like to join.... its still under construction.... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=57016 we need a DJ and a couple more moderators, and someone that wants to be a co owner. and when i start getting money for the lounge, i will pay all employees for services. the music played in this room, will be from country music, some metal, classic rock, and alternative, and if you have any suggestions, let me know or when i hire the dj, let the dj know and we will see what we can do.
My Poetry
Sometimes LOVE is like a roller coaster with its many ups and downs turning this way and that way never knowing what lies over the next hill yet we each hold on anxious to see what is next hoping within that what lies over the rise is that long straight away where everything is calm and peaceful Sometimes there are straight aways but soon a hill emerges from nowhere this is part of life so when the ride is over Don't let it stop stay on and keep going for if it is love in the end you will find that place where there are no hills you just have to trust your heart it may hurt a little along the way but in the end, you will be happy that you stuck through it all. Christopher Wayne Rhea Copyright 2008 Christopher Wayne Rhea It forms itself from within building to a peak until finally it emerges bursting from the eye Yet slowly it rolls down your cheek so all may see its beauty trapped within the globe of liquid many emotions can be heard for this litt
Slippery When Wet
COME PARTY WITH THE DJ'S AND HAVE A BLAST!!!!!!!!!! COME VISIT THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR!! NOW TAKING ALL POSITIONS!! DJ'S, BOUNCERS, BARTENDERS, GREETERS AND SO ON.... GET CRAZY AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.. WE HAVE WEB CAMS AND EVERYTHING TO YOUR HEARTS IMAGINATION BABY.... WHOOOOT WHOOOOT!! JUST CLICK ON THE PICK TO TAKE YOU THERE!!
Spotlight Fund
ThE CoFfEe LaDy*Owner rockrules2001*@ fubar
Meology
Want to learn about the Hot Sex Fairy? Would you like to know what the 9 things I hate about everyone are? Curious as to what Meology is? Well stop trying to figure it out and find out for yourself. I dare you! Go on, get lost, and if you like it, please comment in shoutbox on the site and tell me you are from Fubar! http://meology.blogspot.com
Eye Of The Beholder
Eye Of The Beholder You say my eyes are beautiful And I know that it's true For beauty is in the eye of the Beholder And the only time you see them Is when they are holding you
I Feel Down And Out
What To Do
What do u do when ur losing the best thing u ever had because people want to talk shit and make shit up? i have screwed up i wont lie but i am trying my hardest to prove she is the one for me the one i dream about the one that i give my life for. What can i do to show her
My Wifey Nic
THIS IS MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER SO.......SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART!SHE IS VERY KIND AND SWEET TO EVERYONE U SHOULD GO CHECK HER OUR AND GIVE HER PAGE LOTS OF LUVIN!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ ThePurestofAngels@ fubar
My First 2 Chapters Of The Book I Am Writing
Chapter 1 A young girl of only the age of sixteen or so lay in the snow bloody and broken. She could hear the predators of the forest getting closer to her location following her scent. She whimpered in pain and begged for death to take her before they got there. Her death now would be painless compared to that of being eaten alive. She heard a crash in the bushes near her and screamed. A huge pony sized wolf came out his eyes burning with amber fire. She heard more coming and fought pushing herself under a rock ledge that was close to the ground. Her leg burned from being crushed in the jaws of the beasts that had attacked her. Her ribs were broken and she was coughing up blood. Moving had punctured something else within as things went hazy. She felt the wolf clamp down on her arm and screamed in pain and terror. Her screams echoed through the night reaching the ears of an unlikely savior. Drystan Emrys was returning to his estate after helping allies in a nearby city fend
Pirates Responsible For Global Warming
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. this is just proof pirates are fucking awsome! SEMPER PI BITCHES!!
My Most Loyal Friends On The Fu!!!
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY BLOGS TONIGHT AND RAN ACROSS THIS ONE FROM ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO! I AM PLEASED TO SAY THAT OUT OF THIS AMAZING GROUP OF PEOPLE, THERE ARE ABOUT A DOZEN OF US WHO BECAME SO CLOSE THAT WE HAVE FORMED OUR OWN BOMBING FAMILY! WE IM ALMOST DAILY AND BOMB OUR GIVEAWAYS TOGETHER, AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN DOING IT! ENTERING A GIVEAWAY BROUGHT ME A WONDERFUL SET OF FRIENDS! GO GIVE THEM ALL SOME LOVE AND BE SURE TO F/A/R THEM, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT THEY WILL RETURN THE LOVE! TY! I WANTED TO LET ALL OF MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT THESE FABULOUS PEOPLE! EACH ONE OF THEM DEVOTED HOURS AND HOURS TO BOMBING MY PIC ON TWO SEPARATE GIVEAWAYS! YOU ARE REALLY MISSING OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM! SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK THEM OUT, GET TO KNOW THEM, AND RATE THEIR STASH AND PICS....I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT FORGET IT! GȮ~FU~Owner Of Dylon~lbF..R~Dylon's Divas~Shadow Leveler~ MaE - mAe [ SHADOW LEVELER ] * I lOvE mY bAbY * @ fubarVicki@ fubar AngelTatt
Just My Life....take It Or Leave It
To See Syn...poem
I hear you comming... I feel you near... I need you by me... Hear my heart... Feel my touch... Need to be by me... Hear the night comming... Hear the sounds out there... Hear the beat of my heart.. Look into me... Look into the dark... Look into the stars... Feel the fog pressing... Feel the need we have... Feel the power we hold... Look into our hearts to see Syn. Jess 04-11-08
Recent Thoughts
Mother's Love Cold and wet bite the skin Eyes flash open Fear begin Heart begins to pound Quickness of breathe There is no sound Sight becomes keen I rub my eyes Bars are seen Cries pierce the night The floor is far Filled with fright Shadows stir, noises creak Somethings coming I hear them creep! A light shines over me Something familiar Mother...now I see Scoops me up, holds me near Warmth from her bossum Carresses me, wipes my tear With her milk I am fed She changes me Soon back to bed Rocking smoothly in the chair singing softly Running fingers through my hair Off I go, to sleep once more Soft warm bed A kiss, then closes the door. -- C.E. Penn 06/04/08
Thank You!!
I am the SUPERFREAK...hehe! It is finally over! I have won my Happy Hour contest. First I want to thank Freak for hosting this contest and letting me have the opportunity to win. Go show her lots of love!! Here is the link to her page: Freak ~*~Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar Two rounds, 50,000 comments, three weeks later, lost sleep, sore fingers and TONS & TONS of love from some great friends, new friends I met on my quest to win, and lots of other fubarians that stopped by and showed me love. I wish I could name you all individually, but I would be here forever, lol. It has been a long week already. OMG..I just want everyone to know how much I truly appreciate all your help. If you need anything in return, HIT me up!! I will update you all later, as to when I will be having my Happy Hour. Be sure to watch! I need a few days to rest my tired fingers, lol Please repost, so everyone that helped may get the chance to see this! xoxoxo Twisted Whispers
Classic Joke
In A Contest For Vip
here is the link if u want to help me out... ty http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=853070&albumid=965479&i=1993266930&idx=1#
Poetry Rants...
Bound by the ropes of silence, I am forced to try and escape this depressing, trivial state where I can feel nothing but pain. Yet this pain is caused purely by love so do I really want to attempt my escape? Perhaps I will sit, arms tied behind my back, and dwell on my love as I allow it to tear away the flesh around my breast. Perhaps I will try to control it, block it out of my mind and away from my soul, while it rips away the iris from my eye. Perhaps I will accept it, and learn from it. I'll free myself from this control and allow myself to heal, taking the knowledge that love has arrived and is here to stay. Even if I try to escape, love will remain so I'd rather spend the moments I have with the love, tasting it and savoring it, licking my lips after each breath. I found beauty in myself today. Hidden far away, underneath the mess I can be. I felt that special moment, within the words, wrapped around me like a flannel blanket on a chilly winter nigh
Blonde Jokes ..... Keep A Sense Of Humor
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey... "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise!" A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about wh
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Once More Jokes To Get A Express Ticket To A Hot Place
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Leroy Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try. Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle. Your Truly, Leroy Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried again. Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle? Leroy Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the
Jokes
Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children...and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?" "No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said "Closed for Remodeling". One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, "What are you doing here! No one is supposed to be here! We are closed
May All Your Footsteps Be Blessed!
We do not proclaim ourselves to be spokespersons for the divine or try to get others to follow us as their leaders. We do not consort with Demons. We do not believe in Satan, Satan was created by Christians. We do not sacrifice animals or humans because that would violate our basic tenant of "Harm None." We draw our energy from within, our personal relationship with the divine and nature. We do not use the forces of nature or the universe to hex or cast spells on others. Again, "Harm None" is the whole of the law. Witches have a very strict belief in the Law of Three which states that whatever we send out into our world shall return to us three fold either good or bad. With this in mind, a "True Witch" would hesitate in doing magick to harm or manipulate another because that boomerang we throw will eventually come back to us much larger and harder then when we threw it. This is not to say that Witches are perfect, we are human too just like everyone else and
Homer!
POOR HOMER IS GONE! LOVE YOUR PETS WHILE YOU CAN !!! RIP 4/11/08
A Guy Asks A Girl
A Guy Aska A Girl
A Poem
NINETEEN DAYS You were here for nineteen days Nineteen days of laughter, smiles, frowns.. Nineteen days of "up in here!" Nineteen days of you saying Your "AB's.." Nineteen days of "I'm in a time-out, don't talka me!" Nineteen days of snaggle tooth grins.. Nineteen days of Sam yelling "Get away from me!" Nineteen days of sweet goodnight hugs and kisses.. Nineteen days of warm, sweet good-morning hugs and kisses in Mama's lap.. Yes, you were here for nineteen days.. You celebrated your fifth birthday with aplomb.. Your cousins, aunts and family in attendance, You dropped your bomb.. You stated very clearly for all to hear.. We just weren't listening, we didn't want to hear.. Somehow, you knew you would only be here for nineteen days... You wanted to cuddle and cling You wanted to sing.. You got on our nerves with your singing, cuddling, and wanting to be so close.. You somehow knew what we could not hear.. You
Thoughts From A Dead Mind
i sit here in the dark with a massive head ach that i have had all day sence i woke up at 6:00am and i relize just how lonly i truely am with no lap to rest my worry head no hands to run through my hair no lips to tell me its ok or to kiss my forehead softly yes it is a truely lonely life i lead i sleep away the days and work away in the nights i sleep in the day so not to see other people holding hands walking down the street or kissing in the park i work hard at night to lose myself in my work couse at work i dont think i do my task at hand my mind does not think of sleeping next to someone warm and soft i do not think of going out to bars couse one truely is the lonelyest number when you go out more to come later just had to write things down ty
Quotes And Topics
Some say that the best thing to do in life is to keep walking forward keep pushing threw. When you find a wall break it down with a sledge and keep on moving.eventually the walls will keep getting smaller and smaller till there no longer there. Well unfortunatly for me my wall keep getting bigger and bigger and i cant seem to break them. I have been finding myself wondering is there any mark i could leave on this earth for the betterment of those i love and trust. I fear the answer is no. to those who know me I'm a Hero to those who Love me I'm a brother Son Nephew Father And Lover. But what will my mark be on this earth. I have held the hearts of others only to lose them in the chaos that my life is leading me threw. I've held the lives of others in my hands only to fail at saving them. I've hurt those who seem to be unhurtable by actions i have done. So again I ask What mark will i leave. One of Love, One of Trust, One of a Hero, Or that of Someone who has done no everlasting greater
Where Were You
I know where i was that night Forty weeks before April Ninth, Making love to you in your bed, I remember where you were then A few months later love got greater, When we welcomed our son, I remember you there, We named him Sean Two years passed, We didnt last, Sean got older, We got colder, Winter came, and the sky turned blue Where were you? I moved today to get away Hardly speaking, We both were led astray And we both got lost along the way I'm here, Where are you? Two kids and to jobs I sustain Four months we cant communicate April Ninth again, You missed his birthday, Dammit, where are you? Your married with a step kid, Can't see what he did, That my son didn't do, To deserve you as a dad, When my son never had you, Where Are You? For potty training and barber shop appointments There is no cure or ointments For sickness and scrapes, When your dad is in another state, I do what I can do, But where are you? You will see him aga
My Big Sis And The U.s Military
In case you think you know me..you really dont...I spent most of my twenties behind bars..I been shot,stabbed,draged by cars,robbed and did some robbing..wich i aint proud of.My life has been nothin but pain and suffering.but out of all the drama in my life..i beat the odds.i went back to school(*art)and graduated..i been all over the country,worked my ass off to acomplsh my goals.I was once and still am a graffiti artist wich i honed my skills to get through college..i finnally got tired of hustling..cant get a job cause of the mistakes in my past..wich i cant shake,cant teach,cause im an ex-felon....but i never gave up just like my big sis taught me..if you wanna know more,just ask..i have a billionn and one stories... I have a big sister..shes just not an ordinary sister,you know the kind of sib that has to drag you where ever she went...but thats another story..All my child-hood to hood ..my big sis always was there..during all the hard ships we went through w/ my mom..see she was
My Life Being Single Since 1995
i enjoy my income now i am seperated with my husband.my income is VERY good.but money isnt everything.when you have to raise your child by yourself,i was so used to being with my husband for 12 years now having to learn how to adapt to being with just my daughter.there is this guy that everyday of the week asking me to go with him every week, i got a phone call from different ones,or email from different ones but i tell them im married and not going with anyone unless im not married.not ready to be involved with anyone.you live with somebody for 12 years your so used to that person,its not easy to jump into something with someone else.i got a friend who lives in red level alabama who wants to meet me,and i guess its ok to have friends...but i cant see myself "dating" and im still married.just 'cuz my husband has a gf and is still a married man doesnt mean its right for me to do the same exact thing.however i do feel like a lucky woman to have soo many guys wanting to be with me.i feel
Wrapped In Plastic.......god (song By Combichrist)
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Letters From A Broken Heart
For so long I have hidden away my heart But something happens when I hear your voice Feelings and wants come rushing back My heart taking over in this I have no choice So many times have I been given false hope And for once I want to have it be true To throw caution fully to the wind Only wanting to believe souly in you To have the smiles and the laughs No looking back on the moments only to cry To keep you in my heart forever And not having to ask the question why So now I am gunna give it my all Close my eyes and see the world through yours Let my heart and your hand be my guide No more secrets, no more closed doors. I hopped from lounge to lounge tonight and not once did I see or hear anyone give thanks or mourning for my Brothers and sisters who A either couldnt be home to celebrate with their families because they are Busy Defending Freedom and their Country. or B Have died in the service of their countries. I find the modern trend of things to be rathe
Moments In Life
MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that com
Hello Fu Friends/family
Erotica
As we get closer to the beach we star to smell the salt air. You turn on the radio and her the D.J. talking about us. It seems a lot more people saw than I note. I take a glans at the rare-view merer and I can see a cop coming up on us from a distances. So I slow down to the posted limit. I reach in the back set and grab my backpack and open it and pull out the bikini that I first showed you and tell to put it cause there is a cop come up behind us. you get the bikini on just in time as the cop pulls up behind us and turns there lights on to pull us over. The cop takes his time to walk ever to us. thank god for that to cause you point out that my cock is sell out and quickly put back in the pants and zip my fly.The cop walks up and ask for I.D. exc... Then he ask me if I know why I was pulled over and you. readjust your seat. as you do this. the his eyes focus on you and says out load with out knowing it. That he wanted to suck on your breasts. I replied if I lit you do that can we
Bitch Ass Hoody
THIS THE LAST TIME I'M SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AND AFTER THIS IT'S WHATEVER. YOU WANNA CALL ME OUT?, YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN?, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO STEP FROM BEHIND THAT COMPUTER YOU HIDE BEHIND AND REALLY WANT TO MEET ME IN THE STREETS. YOU CLAIM YOU GONNA GIVE ME YA ADDRESS BUT YET YOU STILL AINT. YOU BLOCK ME AND MY FAM BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU COME TO OUR PAGES BY THE WAY THANKS FOR THE POINTS DUMB FUCK. NOW IF YOU TRULY WANT ME I'M RIGHT HERE THIRD & MAIN. DAYTON, OHIO. AND SINCE YOU'RE COMING FROM MD, YOU'LL TAKE 75-N AND GET OFF EXIT 24 THIRD ST, MAKE THE LEFT ON THIRD ST. AND DRIVE DOWN ABOUT 6 BLOCKS AND YA BITCH ASS WILL FIND ME. NOW IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SHOW YOU A MUTHAFUCKA WIT HEAD ISSUES STEP YA ASS RIGHT ON MY BLOCK. AS FAR AS YOU CALLIN MY SISTERS BITCHES I'M BE REAL I KNOW YOU CANT HANDLE PEOPLE BEING REAL WIT YOU BUT JUST TRY TO KEEP UP WIT THE GROWN FOLKS. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SISTERS WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. MY FAULT BIG BRO ALREADY SAID COME WIT
Thank To The Greatest Of Friends!!
HERE ARE OUR WINNERSall winners have been paidwinners are:1 mil - Colton - from BRATT1 mil - Just Me - from TERESA500k - Tima583 - fromTERESA500k - Colton - from BRATT500k - Traveling Shadow -from TERESA500k - BobbyBones - from BRATT250k - Tima583 - from BRATT 250k - Colton - from TERESA 250k - Lick - from BRATT 250k - Manboobies - from TERESA 4 Pimp outs:fromBRATT - Colton & Just ME fromTERESA - Tima583 & LicK Bling winners from BRATT 3 credit bling - Just ME1 credit bling - Tima5835 credit bling - Maverick 10 credit bling-Tima583- (for being the last one standing) THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US WE ENJOYED IT AND HOPE YOU COME AGAIN. I HAD FUN GIVING STUFF AWAY. LUVS YA ALL THAT WERE THERE.SEE YA NEXT TIME..... ~BRATT~ & TERESA I WANT TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS ,YOU GUYS THAT HELPED ME THRU THIS CONTEST ARE THE GREATEST. AND TO MY NEW FRIENDS I MADE THRU THIS AND A BIG THANKS TO MY FRIENDS THE (MAD FU BOMBERS!!)YOU WERE ALL AWESOME AND STUCK BY ME EVEN THOW IT WAS A LONGGGGG
The Ultimate Owned Compilation
Amen!
The Fern and the Bamboo..... One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo". He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. He sai
Sitting In The Park
(Woo-hoo-hoo-ooo) (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Yes, I'm sitting right here Waiting for a-you my dear Wondering if a-you ever Gonna show up (Show up) I don't know if you gonna show My darling I got to go But never-the-less, I said You got-a me waitin' (Sittin' in the park waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Sitting here on the bench With my back against the fence Wonderin' if I have any sense (Child, I'm) Somethin' tells me I'm a fool To let you treat me so cruel But never-the-less, I say again You got-a me waiting (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) Why, oh why, oh why, oh why Oh why, oh why? (Tell me why) Won't you tell me why? (I wanna know why) Oh, my darling I said-a right now Good girl I wanna know why? Why? (Tell him what-a-matter) (Sitting in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Tell him what-a-matter ) Sitting here on the bench With my back agains
Search For The Dragons Eye Staff
Prolog for Search for the Dragons Eye Staff As the twin, suns of Narrsus crested the horizon a stranger rode into the quiet village of Nexius. He grunted as he passed through the small village, His memories went to the way the village was once bustling with activity before the Dragon Wars, now it appeared to be almost deserted even though he could feel eyes upon him as he rode down the street. The village had been slowly rebuilding for nearly twenty years, he allowed his eyes to roam over the new building and some of the original structures that remained since the end of the wars, and then his eyes caught sight of a set of stairs leading up into one of the extra large trees in the village. Hmmmm still here after all these years. He urged his mount in the direction of the stairs. A thicket of gnarled tress bracketed the stairs. Sounds like the inn is still open after all these years. He murmured as he slowly started up the old staircase. The wood squeaked under his w
Next Week
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
What Is Wrong With Me
i served my wife with devorce pappers last week. she got them and called my 19 year old doughter to bitch and whine. why she does this i dont know. my doughter want nothing but to see her little brother and sister. yet my soon o be ex seems to always put her in the middle of our dramma. i am sorry she does this to her, but what can i do? as for my new relationship...thing are getting better as the days go by. we are learning to talk without fighting. starting my devorce is a weight off my sholders. can't start a new life without ending the old one first. the two little ones from that marrage are one step closer to seeing thier daddy again witch in turn means the rest of the kids will get to spend time with them to. anyway...ill keep you updated as things progress. OUTLAW i am i love with a wonderfull women. but 4 the last few weeks i have been crazy jelous. we both did things early in our relationship that were a li
Kylie
OK so those of you who read my blogs on my old profile already know some but to keep everyone up to speed. She just turned 7 months old today she was diagnosed with epilepsy the beginning of Jan. She was in the hospital for a couple days then they sent her home on medicine then it stopped working for her and she was in the hospital for almost two months they finally let her come home and she was home a little less than a month she is back in the hospital and things are not going well at all. They are almost completely out of options medication wise to try to control the seizures they do not know what caused her to all of a sudden start having seizures but she needs a miracle right now! Last night she had a seizure last night that lasted for 12 minutes she has never had one any where near that long before and after 3 minutes is when it can start causing brain damage. We are all very scared and worried about my darling little niece so I ask if you pray to please pray for Kylie and for t
My Best Friend Here!!!!!!
My best friend is in her first Giveaway. lets help her out a bit!! It is not a contest so I thought what the heck Good way to test the waters LOL Please go to my pic & drop a few comments I need 10,000 comments to get a VIP or Blast. Dont forget to rate the pic as well Bomb This Pic Please If you would, for me, Fan/Add/Rate the host as well Not part of the rules, but she is a friend & likes To be shown luv too =-)~ ~MommaTasha~DIVA MAFIA~Hosting Giveaway Bulletin Brought to You by ~Dream~ }i{ Girlfriend to *Big E* Bomb my Pic PleaseRate/Fan/Add Me If we Arent already Friends Thank you
Funny Stuff
Why parents drink: A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you . I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyo

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