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Here's Your Letter
"Here's Your Letter" Cut the skin to the bone Fall asleep all alone Hear your voice in the dark Lose myself in your eyes Choke my voice, say goodnight as the world falls apart I can't let this kill me, let go I need some more time to fix this Here's a letter for you But the words get confused And the conversation dies Apologize for the past Talk some shit take it back Are we cursed to this life I can't let this kill me, let go I need some more time to fix this problem I need some more time to fix this I'm talking to the ceiling My life just lost all meaning Do one thing for me tonight I'm dying in this silence The last star left in heaven Is falling down to earth and Do you still feel the same way I can't let this kill me, let go I need some more time to fix this problem I need some more time to fix this
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Question Of The Week
Question 1. Someone posts a MuMM like all "My boyfriend left me and our kids for some other broad and now he wants to come back, only he hits me and that, should I let hium come back? lol". What's your response? a) "Grrrrrr" b) "Shut up Bo$$" c) You cut-and-paste a poorly thought-out "Picture/Big Word/Little Words That Are A Joke", or a cartoon that you maked of yourself. d) "Go as a Frankenstein, that's a traditional costume that everyone gets a kick out of" e) "STFU Usted" f) "Bless your [insert appropriate adjective here] heart" g) "Shut up Bo$$!" h) "LOL, morning everybody!!" i) You post a disturbing hom0-er0tic picture of Hoehunter, yourself or sometimes kins. j) "poop" k) "Your's an asshole. STFU and GTFO" Now tot up your scores, and see how you did!! Mostly a's : You are Illusion, and you need more coffe Mostly b's : You are Usted Mostly c's : You are kins. You used to be quite funny, but it gets old Mostly d's : You are Locu
Land Of Confusion
Greetings everyone, I know quite a few of my friends here don't know me that well, but As most of you will learn Im a passionate writer and take great pride in what right and my views, this video speak louder then words and volumes, Im a passionate writer. This video and lyrics of this song is very powerful. The way this world is, is very messed up, we truely live in a land of confusion. In 26 years of life almost 27, the world has has gotton worse and worse each year, its my wonder whats going to be left the future generations.If it were not for our military I fully beleive I and many others would not have a tommorrow. But as it looks the world gets worse and worse each day. This is disturbed Land of confusion I have lyrics below along with the video. Everyone please comment I truely welcome it! I must’ve dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet They’re moving into the street Now did you read the news today T
Making It Rain Fu-bucks
/> I'M MAKING IT RAIN FU-BUCKS YOU WANTS SOME I'M GIVING THEM AWAY IT'S EASY EVERY 100 COMMENTS YOU PUT ON YOUR PIC U GET 10K FU-BUCKS NO TIME LIMIT IF U WANT TO GET FU-BUCKS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH A PIC I CAN PUT IN MY GIVEAWAY FOLDER.. THANKS EVONNE Evonne~ @ fubar (repost of original by 'Evonne~Fiesta Tappers~Club Far~RisingStars' on '2008-03-26 06:58:00') (repost of original by '~~ Sam's Seductive Angel~~ R/L Love to FOGG65~~Fiesta Tappers NO Salute No ADD' on '2008-03-26 07:12:10')
I'v been waiting for a call back for this job I had an interview a couple Thurdays ago....I thought it was going to be a lost cause till yesterday evening...they called me and set up orientation for wednesday at 10a.m.! so now im not going to be a broke hooker anymore! lmao! i finally got a call back about a job that i applied for a couple weeks ago...i got an interview tomorrow at 3p.m.! i hope i get it! iv been out of work for around a month and im broke lol. well wish me luck! :)
I lost my only brother on March 19, 2008. He had been sick for some time. I loved him so much and he will be missed by all his friends and family. He was 49 years old. Please keep my family in your prayers. Thank you and God Bless you.
The Bermuda Triangle is a triangular area of water going north up the US eastern seaboard, south west into the Caribbean and east as far as the Azores. It is alleged that ships and planes disappear mysteriously in this area. It was first mentioned in articles in the early 1950s, with Fate Magazine joining in. It became world famous following books by Vincent Gaddis and Charles Berlitz. seaplane The area is the busiest shipping area in the world. So is it expected that 1,000+ ships and planes could disappear? Lawrence David Kusche argued, in 1975, that disappearances are not greater, the numbers exaggerated by sloppy research. Well publicized disappearances - such as Flight 19, where a training wing of fighters disappeared in Dec 1945, followed by the plane sent to find them - added to the mystery. The USS Cyclops disappeared in 1918, taking 300 crew with her. There are many theories. They include UFO activity, leftover tech from Atlantis and the tormented souls of black s
Contest Results
I passed my G.E.D. Test!!!!!! I am so happy. I can believe that i passed it, i thought i was going to fail the math portion of the test cuz there was nothing on there that i was refreshing up on. I am so glad i passed...I am at a lost of any more words... :) I am so excited!!!!! This April I am taking my G.E.D. test. I am also nervous about it cuz the 1st time I took it I fail it by 3 pionts..this was back in 2001 or something like that. Then Friday I go take my placement test for collage..I am so excited. I can't wait to get this test done for G.E.D. so I can get past this point. Wish me luck.. they say I don't need it but I think I do. :) (D)
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Funny Stuff!
Being a bloke is top because......... Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. Wrinkles add character. A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?" You can appreciate great sport. You can throw a ball more than 5 feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. A five-day holiday require
American Idol
this guy.. or david cook.. are my choices for American idol winner.. in case u care. lol
Uh Oh
She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched Listen close as we wait for a sound to go It's true, we are we are destined to fail [x2] And there's a problem here with our society The absence of my tears is my sobriety I have a growing fear and you're only helping me Am I the only one who realizes it's true? Beat but I'm not broken Got me through way around Leave with your words spoken Show me how to listen You're persecuting me, showing hypocrisy I have a remedy for your insecurity It's all the same, sadly Nobody works for free Am I the only one who realizes it's true Beat but I'm no
Wtf Already
Been A long time since I was last on here. Well been in Iraq for a bit now and this place still sucks....Not much to report but cant wait to get home and be with my family and I get to hold my newborn daughter who will be with us In FEB 08 I cant wait to hold her...YA I know my luck I will have 3 daughters then ...well catch you all later and have a great day...Im getting ready for a night patrol here ..ya fun fun... Brendan Well finally got rid of the skank for good got sick of her bs you can only take so much bs before ya say fuck this dont talk to me.omg glad i ahvent seen her in 2 months wow relizing she drove me nuts with the crap she pulled all i can say she learned it from her parents wow they are a bunch of real fucking winners...freaking apple didnt fall off the tree it fucking stuck there. Fuck IT So Jessye is ai lieing bitch yup I said it . Lets she she mooved out back in Febuary said some shit about I love you but cant love you anymore bla bla
Love, Deception And Pain
Some one will always hurt you and take every little hope and dream away. But some one else will always be there to be your Hero and carry you from the burning ashes of pain and torment. The flames will dig in deep and your heart will start to ash, but you will be rescued from it all by the right Hero. As I sit here and burn to wait for mine. I choke down the thickness that it may never happen. As the time passes and my skin starts to melt off me, I begin to cry out my pain to any one who can hear me. My blood starts to boil and my heart feels the heat. Slowly I fade away, waiting still burning.
Something About Scary
...After the second crane collapse in a week, both deadly, America needs to ask themselves, "Are we safe"? ...The answer is "no". ...Anyone walking downtown in any majojrcity, probably has to walk under a crane site at some point. ...Between lazy, crooked inspectors, and shoddy, half-assed work by the construction crews responsible for raising these monsters, we are looking at more and more accidents waiting to happen. ...Innocents will die. Lawsuits, bigger than the cranes themselves, will also rise to the legal heavens, and after the initial firestorm, we will forget the whole thing. ...The house crushed in Miami's crane collapse was the house used in the hit movie "Something About Mary". ...This is South Florida's 4th crane accident in 4 years. Guess what? we don't even have inspections down here or certification for operators. ....Ironically the people killed yesterday were in a safety meeting. ...Let's raise hell America , and get this fixed! ...You might be next.....
City Vs Country Bitches
Country Bitch * A City Bitch will take you where you need to go. A Country Bitch throws you her keys and says, ' It needs gas in it'! * A City Bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A Country Bitch will say, ' beat her ass' and look at the crowd and say, 'better nobody jump in'. * A City Bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. A Country Bitch will just knock her out!!! * A City Bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. A Country Bitch tells you,' we need another shot, we bout to get f***ed up'! * A City Bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. A Country Bitch goes to the club with you and says,' lets show these City Bitches how we do it'! * A City Bitch wonders.... Who your New Man Is. A Country Bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's
You Make Me Feel Like I Belong
i know a few people are going to rip this no matter what i say but don't forget to put that you riped it from me. You make me feel I belong knowing now nothings the truth today, I guess I’m with you; yeah I’m with you. Lying back, how is the past just thought I would ask, how the past. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. Thinking bout all that you do I’m in heaven I’m with you yeah heavens with you. Sitting here listening to you bout all that you do with that smile that’s so you. You make me feel I belong you make me feel I belong, to you. ~by Vincent Eggleton~
Soo Alone
I cant seem to bring a smile to my face... only tears from my eyes... i look back and see nothing... just the same thing... always hurting... always looking to be loved... but never really gets it... just wish to be held...
Warning About Badlands Hosting
Hi, My name is Tammy and I just wanted to warn anyone out there who has a radio station about a server that you do NOT want to deal with. My husband and I came across a great deal back in December and couldn't pass up the, we decided to take the offer we received thinking that we had made a great choice. We thought we would help them out as well as get a good deal on hosting services. Well for about the first month our station was only up about 20% of the I said, we didn't think much of it because we thought they were a new hosting service and just trying to get things going. Well, from that time to now, we have learned alot, their uptime went up, but not to the limits they claim. They say they have 97% uptime, which is a lie. We were down every weekend at least 2 if not 3 days. I'm talking Friday Saturday and Sunday here. The days when you usually have the most listeners on your stations. Anyway, we let it slide and we stayed with him because by this tim
or sould i say retard...with no "s" cuz i realy can only think of one!! someone please tell me what kind of man makes plans to go see a chick he met on line and tells her she is everything he wants, and she makes him horny, and calls her all the time askin her to cam with him, show her body to him, and do dirty things for him?? Then after she reluctenly does them becus she realy thinks this guy wants her, he stops talkin to her and doesnt even have the balls to tell her why?? Well hey i know what kind!! Ozzy!! Ozzy is that man...he did that shit to me!! I was played!! Stupid yes, but sad that he cant get a chick that lives around him he has to get his golles by tricky a young girl in to wantin to be with him!! he never even told me he wanted this other nasty bitch the whole time!! sending her the same comments he was sending me...and telling her the same lies!! And you know what i ant gonna warn her, she can have him and btw to all the other women on fubar that might want him...dont wa
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Moving Process , Ppfffftttttttttt!!!!!!!
Well, still in the moving process, almost done but dang, it's a big ole pain in the big ole hiney! Havin to move two households, 4 dogs and a total of 4 ppl along with gettin rid of things from one person ( deceased )...... I can't wait till it's all over with, cuz it's been wearing me plum out! Reason it's taking so dang long = only had , yes HAD two regular sized vans to do it with, and then went from two vans down to ONE dang van to do it with, cuz MY van ended up havin to sit cuz of what it needs to have fixed on it. : waaaaa : lol lol. I swear right now I should be in bed but I'm hurtin so much that I can't even sleep! Today is gonna be the last day for us to be able to get the rest of the stuff left at the old house, so it's gonna be another very long ass day for sure, don't know if I can take it! Anyhow, just wanted to let whoever cares lol know what's goin on. Hope all is well with all of ya. xoxox's ........Jade
The Chronicles Of A Cherubim
He found himself to be in the middle of the forest lashes made him bleed but no matter he kept listening to that voice Myst appeared and blocked his eyesight he can no longer see any direction his mind awakened again and warned him: "Hast thou not been before in this spot? Would thee not awake before thou rots? This creature might be luring thou not think? Look and witness, indulge thine eyes there are others that are led to sink.. Cherubim sat on a rock while the voice chanted still "begone you!! " he suddenly said but the voice kept on rotating as he bled. As the road seemed endless, Cherubim became calmer, focused only on his feet that never seemed to seize moving, but suddenly he heard a voice, his broken wings twitched, Cherubim was startled, his wounds were patched tho his wings are not restored. He felt a soothing warmth growing inside his chest, no matter how faint it was, it seemed constant and rejhuvanilating Che
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Baby Love
ok now i know that baby love is great as a matter of fact it is the greatest my grandbaby lives with me and well i think she is spoiling me rotten she is the greatest teacher of pureity she loves unconditionally she tells you in her own way what she needs and likes and she shares her emotions freely now that is what being a baby is all about and being a teacher as well oh yeah and she give out baby hugs and lots of them and baby kisses as well yayness
Top 10 Silly Website Names
1. Whorepresents A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is 2. Expertsexchange Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at 3. Penisland Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at 4. Therapistfinder Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at 5. Powergenitalia Just paying the bills... Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… 6. Molestationnursery And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: 7. Ipanywhere If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always 8. cummingfirst Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is 9. speedofart Then, of cou
Red Fridays!
This is one of those good stories that keeps getting to you each time you hear it. I just had to share it with you all again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stoppe
Hey Everyone!
Alright, my page is probably gonna look like crap until I get some time to put into it. So be patient and chill out, send me a message if you wanna ;) l8r
Sh*ts N Giggles
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The Fubar Blog Of Dave
hello here it is...i have this fubar crush to use and well don't know who to use it ladies between the ages of 18 and it goes. if you are interested in being my crush, message me with why you should be my crush...i want creativity! i want someone who is actually going to talk to me :) also, i'd like someone who is going to be open with me and someone who is open to getting to know each other. so ladies, if you're up to the challenge...send me a message. hey everyone, whats up, i'm dave...i joined fubar cause i thought it'd be a great place to get to know people...and well i havent really had any conversation with this is more or less an invite for people (hopefully ladies) to get to know me better. message, put stuff in my shout box, rate me, fan me, add me....i will reply/return the favor...thank you all for taking your time to read this, i appreciate it. -dave
Awww This Is So Sweet...
it is cold here in Northern Illinois sitting all alone, below zero snowstorms ravage outside and I feel a loneliness that chills to the bone. Because it is lonely far from you, I wish I was in Penna with you in my embrace, watching deer and squirles in the night and the moon glowing upon your face. But I feel you over the miles and I know you feel me as I feel you so close our hearts finally set free existing in this love we share. Patience is a virtue but distance is a curse, but someday we will be as one, we've both waited so long to find what we are missing, to share life's song, I can't wait till it's you I'm kissing. You warm my heart and soothe my soul, I am a part of you as you are such a part of me, together we are finally whole. I want to be your everything, each and every day, I want to take all your pain and heartache away, give to you all you've given to me, to turn us gold from this blue. So hang on, baby, it's up to us,
Very Very Nsfw Poems
Beautiful Morning Daylight comes as the morning breaks, You wake with a deep seated ache, As your Master sleeps there by your side, Your need for me is something you can't hide. Slowly your hand slides down my chest, Not wanting to disturb me from my rest, But deep inside there burns a fire, Not knowing if you can stop your desires. Gently you wrap your hand around my cock, Enjoying the feel, so warm and soft, Slowly you stroke it up and down, The ache inside grows in leaps and bounds. Slowly under the sheets it starts to grow, As you slide the sheets down past my toes, Lower you crawl there in the bed, Gently you wrap your lips around the head. Taking me deep as far as it goes, Feeling more pleasure as it continues to grow, Back to the top to where you can taste, Catching the precum, savoring the taste. Quietly you suck it in deep, As your juices are beginning to seep, You freeze as you feel me move, Hoping I don't wake up to soon. You look up
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Hes Such A Fool
Its time to let go of the pain and the memories...I got to thinking, eddy and i are nolonger on good terms. no longer married. we nolonger have our baby girl in our lives after her passing, but her spirit still lingers with us, even though now him and i are in diffrent states away from eachother. He is getting married again and has another baby on the way. Im very happy for him i guess you can say. We are on bad terms no days. Havent talked to him in two months.. Eddy im sorry that things didnt go the way we wanted them to for us. You will always be in my heart. Even though you and mary hate still here for you. I still think of how it would be if we had our baby in our lives. And how happy i was to be a mother. But when she passed how devastated we both were...after that we grew apart and moved on with our lives with out eachother. I found some one, and you found someone. I hope you're happy with your life. I hope you are well. -Laina IN LOVING MEMORY OF OUR DAUGHTER
LOOSE ENDS Current mood: peaceful Category: For Me Goals, Plans, Hopes I have tie up loose ends now, but whatever isn't completed by now may not get finished today or tomorrow. But I'm not givein' up. I matters most now, so I'm keep my attention on my goals even if they seem to be slipping away. I'm remember, the momentum I'm building will help me later on in life.
New Here Looking For Friends
I am a married mom of 4 wonderful children and I am married to the most amazing man. I am here to get adult conversation because I am a stay at home mom. One of my children is special needs so I could use the time away now and then. Please feel free to ask question, or talk to me about things, I am very knowledgeable in the areas of tantrums, public and home, stress amanagement as well as time management, open marriage and not open marriage (it either works or it doesnt) Special needs children, nursing and then a bunch of other non "mom" topics lol I am here for friends. I enjoy outdoors, decorating, gardening and reading. Say hello lets talk soon.
Just John Fogerty doin what he does best. mere words cannot discribe how great this song is. has to be one of the greatest songs ever. yeah it's that damn good. LOL! Johnny and June would be so proud of this song cause it does them justice. for those of you who have yet to hear this song, I highly recomend that you listen to it. You'll be glad that you did. Hi everyone. Hope you all had a wonderful Holiday today. mine wasnt to bad, except that i had to work today Grrrrr. other than that it was ok.
Rate Spankers: The Official Rules.
1) I'd prefer you be a level 10 or higher, with a verified salute to join. If you're not, I will still let you join, but you need to work on getting a salute. 2) The Princess has a folder in my pics called the "Rate Spankers" with a pic ripped from each member....if you have a preference, let me know. Please click on the "ripped from" link next to each pic to go to each member's page. Then fan, profile rate, & add each member. They will do the same in return. DON'T DO THIS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE CONFIRMATION THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED AS A NEW MEMBER! =) 3) NO DOWNRATING & NO DRAMA!! 4) When you get close to leveling (see the following), send me a private message. a) Level 10 - Level 17 contact me when you're 3,000 points from leveling b) Level 18 - Level 19 contact me when you're 5,000 points from leveling c) Level 20 - Level 21 contact me when you're 7,000 points from leveling d) Level 22 - Level 23 contact me when you're 10,000 from leveling e) Level 24, trying to God
2 all my friends out here just wana say hey an give u all kisses an say thanks 4 beenin so cool an sexy i have only sexy friends he he an i love ya all i might not no all u like some but im really glad i have u all so lots of kisses an hugs 2 u all
Just The "internet"
True. This is just the internet. And when I see people write stuff scoffing at people and things done to them on the internet, it gets under my skin sometimes. When I lost EVERYTHING in Hurricane Katrina, it was my "internet" friends that couldn't do enough for me. People I only talked to online or a very few, on the phone, was there for me and my family 110%. They gave to the Red Cross and other similiar organizations, but my "internet" friends offered to help us personally. They wanted to send anything and everything they could to us, direct. I have family members that wouldn't even do anything to help us. But my online friends were there for me always and still are. So when someone writes a mumm about what someone else did to them on here and they're upset about it, before you leave a smartass comment saying something like, "it's just the internet, get over it", remember that yeah, even though that's all it is, there is still someone REAL behind the screen and at the keyboard. And t
Please Help These People
This is a pimpout for Loving Mommy Please help my friend level She is trying to get to fuberlord Loving Mommy@ fubar needs 79,702 Points to go! (as of Monday 9:50PM PST, Tues 12:50AM EST) please repost This pimpout bully/blog was brought to you by: ~MC is My Angel~CLUB F.A.R. Member~Owner of Kingdom of Dolphins~Shout box is Friends Only!@ fubar
Results On Intellectual Quizzes And Info!
You Are Disturbingly Profound You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense. Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you. Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people. No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them. Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing? .:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers- Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because your listening, don't let anyone think you haven't got an opinion! Your not quiet because your shy or sad, your usually quiet because you are thinking. Your answers are well planned and helpful so people generally seek your advice. Your the perfect balance between solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a little time to yourself to sort out your emotions
Its 2 Bad Queens Of Fubar!!
What Is Love
In Memory
I was on here last night in one of the lounges and someone came in and wished everyone a HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY.  Now I have no hard feelings for this person or what they said. But I actually started to notice, and I see alot of people saying it. Hell I have said it myself before. Another thing I have also noticed  some people are classifying this as a day to remember the troops. When in all actuallity it is a day to remember  everyone we have lost.  Not just the troops,but also police,fire and rescue, EMT's,and even civilians. Mothers,Fathers,Brothers,Sisters,etc. I guess the point to this is that I found it ironic that people say HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY on what in my opinion is the saddest day of the year.  With that being said, I appreciate all the thank you's and thoughts and prayers I have gotten from everybody. If it wasnt for you I couldnt do my job. You all make it worth it. Those of you who know me know that I live in Kansas, and I am in the National Guard. So the whole thing about thi
Diva Birthdays....
When is your birthday so we can show you... "Dylon's Diva Mafia" some serious birthday luv!!!! I would love to have all the divas bdays, so that we can show each one you MAD BDAY love. Please send me a private message or leave it here...Thanks so MUCH. PEASE AND LOVE...MsMaine AKA The WiseGal Hapy Birthday !Please show her...
Well i'm no stranger to how the "game" is played but in all fairness when someone you think you love is going around leaving other chicks comments on there page whom live REALLY freakin close is kinda upsetting.Just when you think you found "Mr.right" he is Mr.Wrong in all the wrong places because he has "fantasies" i guess you would say. so im going to ask a question and would like some responses on this....If you love someone you move in with them and can have sex WHENEVER you want would you go and cheat on her? would you talk to other girls sexually? I am wanting some ideas here so help a girl out
Slk Ranks
Owner 1. General 2. Lieutenant General 3. Major General 4. Brigadier General 5. Colonel 6. Lieutenant Colonel 7. Major 8. First Lieutenant 9. Second Lieutenant 10. SERGEANT FIRST CLASS
Where The Hell I Think This Up...i Have No Idea
Pursuing new ventures so eager, so ready Life does sojourn not willing, not steady Mindless am I, recalcitrant to submit to its whim Unfaltering never, for nimble is as I wish to be Yet does my being remain in waiting Still does my conscious need to be contemplating Mine own thoughts run away in wonder and admiration Against all reasoning, against all logic Tis I suppose the meaning of a fanciful thought The meaning of crave or want But still I will stay and still I will be To tarry along, tarry along.
Ramblings From Misskitty I got my first tattoo last night. tat2edup (number 2 on my friends list, also in my family) did my tattoo! for everyone out there, ya'll need to go to him! i am ultra afraid of needles and this guy did an awesome job. he has a light touch with the needle and he takes the time to actually get the right shading and color! so if ya'll are in Killeen, stop by and get a tat from him! you ever start playing a game that you don't really like but it gets addicting, and then the further you get into it the more you like it? yea. so my husband and i picked out this video game that seemed pretty cool. when i started playing it, i hated it. but i figured i would give it a chance and play for a little bit. it got i can't stop playing...and i have like 4 other video games that i am in the middle of but i can't bring myself to quit this game long enough to finish any of the other ones. and looking at the game, well it seems like i might be playing this game for a long long
Blogging Whores
im what people call a blogging whore i love to blog its how i get my poems out in the mainstream and it lets people kno what im thinking so if you call me a blogging whore i tell you shut your fuckin mouth
Im New Help
ok so my mom got me on fubar ok yea im already shitfaced drunk ok and i dont even know how to even check my mail or omething so if someone can show me how to custimize my background i would love you forever thanks a lil pixiegirl
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a God-send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They
Get Undressed With Miss Jess
Have you guys seen that show “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila”? I am like addicted to it. This woman is like the ultimate bratty princess BITCH. On the show show she has boy and girl contestants fighting for a chance to date her and to make them show their dedication she has made them get her name tattooed on them, walk on glass, sip a gallon of hotdogs on buns with ketchup and mustard through a straw that has been blended in a blender and eat pig vaginas. She has done all of that and more. She is completely my evil bitch inspiration! I have been talking a lot about TV lately. I get totally sucked in when I have the television on so I apologize for pushing the dumb box on you guys. I had sort of a crappy day. I had a lot of really cool stuff happen and a lot of iffy/sad stuff as well. Well as you all know I had a list of things I wanted to get done but between video uploading, journal posting, forum posting and email answering I was like at the coffee shop for hours befo
Paper Man
This Ones For Her :)
Lately i have been feeling really REALLY depressed. My grandmother was diagnosed with lung cancer, and she goes to kemo every monday. I cry every day. Shes my star, my world. I love her with out a doubt. Her and my Grandpa both have been there for me, more then anyone else in my life. I am going to fall apart if my grandma dies. I know that i have to stay strong for her sake and mine, beacuse i mean im only human, and im very fragile. I can break at any moment. I think about her everyday, and ive been spending most of my time at their house, just helping her and loving her and cherishing each moment with her. Shes as beautiful as ever, every time i look at her. She glows. :) She means the world to me. the other night i just cried myself to sleep. Adn some times i feel very alone and afraid. I dont know what i would do with out her. I mean holidays and every day wont be the same, i wouldnt be able to walk into their house.i would always look over to the hall where my grandma walks, and
My Info Making a baby. This is hilarious! > There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. > > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate > father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, > Mr. > Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man > should > be here soon.' > > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer > happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, > Ma'am', > he said, 'I've come to...' > > 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been > expecting you.' > > 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you > know > babies are my specialty?' > > 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a > seat'. > > After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' > > 'Leave everything to me
A friend of mine posted this: Im sure everyone been thru a breakup or know that LOVE that you try so HARD to holdon to thru thick and thin but,although you try to deny it in the back of your mind you know that it wont work.its like you put your all into it but the other person isnt doing or making an effort to do the same like you taking 3 steps Forward,.and there taking 2 steps Back. i know i feel your pain and im tired Games and Drama Where the Real gurls at? these days True love is Hard to find and they say Loves blind but give me a Sign and i Promise if your Worth my time ill show you Love at firstsight its NOT blind and i keep my word and Promises all you got to do is show me your Different im tired the Typical girl you can have Beauty but do you have Brains??you can have Money and Fame but do you have Happiness?tell me How many ppl can you TRUST with your Life in there hands?im Deep with the pen and thoughts so unique god bless
So here I am sittin here listenin to songs and reading comments abou the recent voters on the MuMM lol ...also im votin on MuMM's ...anywayz besides the point I am at today... its been quite the day parents are not impressed with my atm...but they shall get over that pretty quick I've decided that I am going to be moving outa the little crap ass of a town I am in lol...and moving to a slightly ;) bigger city than this..haha not even a city but whaaatever...gonna live with my sister for the first little while then ima get a place with my friend and boyfriend :D and then yeah it'll be raaadtastic ;) then in the end of the year what I am mainly excited for is saving up for the Vegas oh8 trip with my best-friends and boyfriend and their boyfriends and what not :D it'll be hella aweesome I definitely cannot wait for that..also two of my friends are having babies, due dates the same day :-O how randomly wicked is that...anywayz July is gonna be one awesome month..also I fu
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Have I Ever Told You
once my life was filled, with so much hate and anger, that my heart was dead inside, as i was sitting in my own hell, wonding what in gods name does, god keep me here in this god forskaen, world, i got this message from above it sent to me, from an angel from above,come join us, and as i sat there i said what the hell, and went there not knowing what to expect, when i got there the room was dark only 1 light, in the hole room and it was centered on her, i could not see her face but she walked up to me, and said welcome to heaven,as i stood there traped by her beauitful face i could not move, as time went forward i stared to feel somthing that i have never felt,all my hurt and anger was lifted,all by a simple beauitful angel, i though i have never met her face to face she is still very real to though time and space,but i do talk to her all the time though this thing we call the net, when i talk with her it seems that time dont move secs turn in to mins and mi
Rip Shannon
I write this thru watery eyes so please forgive the errors. Over this Past weekend, when it's supposed to be a joyous weekend, with me going home for Easter and being baptised and all, it turned out to be a miserable weekend. A good friend of my oldest daughter sister was killed. Shannon was 1 day before her 21st birthday when her life ended so horibly. She was killed in the flood waters in southern Ill. My heart goes out to family. I wrote this after losing my god-daughter to murder, and when my god-son was killed at the age of eight by an elderly lady who drove her car through wall of the school cafeteria. So I thought I'd post it now. I'm just numb and tired of going to childerns funerals, and yet again asblog I said in a previous blog it's that damn question of why and it makes me question my faith WHAT MAKES A PARENT I THOUGHT OF YOU AND CLOSED MY EYES AND PRAYED TO GOD TODAY. I ASKED WHAT MAKES A PARENT AND I KNOW I HEARD HIM SAY. PARENTS HAVE A BABY
Sb Of The Day
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New To This
I have myspace I am better at it I just went on to this page so it is new if I don't get back to you it is because I can't I always do myspace and I have no clue how drink buzz happens or anything a friend is going to show me they have been updating for me.
The Truth About Brandy
Rewriting My Thesis
Just wanted to let you all know that I will probably be off-line for about a week. My professor just called to let me know that the form, style and subject was not what the University was looking for. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hopefully, when I return, it will be with all my capacities. LOL Love you all and miss you more HUGS C~
Something Like Life...
All those nasty comments can’t get me stressed From what I’ve heard about you I’m not that impressed Petty hoes and skanky tricks Fuckin’ freely and suckin’ dicks Fuck what you say, I’ma do me You can keep hatin’ jealously You tried me and I came with class Mad as hell cause he don’t want your ass Throwing stones when you’re just as guilty Yeah, look at you, you just filthy You hatin cause you want my spot But low-class hoes can’t get what I got Grimy, dirty, trick-ass skeez Look at me? Na, look at you…bitch please.
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Just Wonderin
i was just wanted to know if theres a hardcore lounge up in here.
Hold on, to the pain, feel my hand against the walls, of dust, you crawl, onto me, we fall, let the ashes spread, umoung the dead... Feel, my wrath. Wrap around your neck you tie another knot in the noose. heat the spoon, push in the fucking needle. you are mt dying slave, morbid salvation, human starvation, for true...onto we are in this world, of lust...of pain...of war...OF HATE! separate the bones from the skin, dig a little deeper within... You are my dying slave, morbid salvation, human starvation, for true..onto we are in this world, of lust, of pain, of war, of guilt. so dig a little dipper, search a little harder and you will find.. Feel, my wrath. wrap around your neck. you tie another knot in the noose, heat the spoon...push in the fucking needle and... me... digg a little deeper, slither a little slower crawl on your hands an knees and pray to the gods of false intention, and spit on
The 411
So.. let me tell ya a little about me. I'm female, duh, 34, wishing I was 24 again, and a VERY proud mom! I have some great kids... human kids as well as feathered and furry ones. I'm a lover of animals, (NO not beasteality, thanks for asking!)and a proud mom of 9 beautiful birds, a cat, and a ferrett. I am not single, since I do have a live-in boyfriend, but I'm not married either, so what do you call that? Best of both worlds! I have been a long time internet user, chat whore, and blogger, 12 years or so to be specific. I don't like players, I can't stand pathetic people, and idiots just piss me off. Other than that I'm pretty outgoing and caring. Wanna know more? Hire an investiGATOR!
Stuck In My Head...
These are the thirteen goddesses after whom the months in the Goddess Lunar Calendar are named. 1. Astarte, Hebrew and Canaanite goddess. Her oldest temple at Byblos dates back to the Neolithic and she flourished in the Bronze Age where she was also known as Demeter in Greece and Ishtar in Babylonia. ... Her symbol was the dove and coinage portrayed Astarte as the heavenly dove of Wisdom ... Christian iconography will preserve her in her dove form with "seven rays emanating from the dove of the Holy Ghost: an image that went back to some of the most primitive manifestations of the Goddess". — Astarte and Yahweh 2. Bast, an Egyptian goddess, the sister of Heru Sa Aset (Horus), and thus the daughter of Aset (Isis) and Asar (Osiris). She is an aspect of both Tefnut and Sekhmet. She is represented as a cat-headed woman holding in her right hand a sistrum and in her left an aegis. In her cat persona she was originally associated with the rising sun (and later, by the Greeks, with
We Fly High It's No Lie You Know This
Smoke Dope Get High Doesnt Matter When We die chilling out or starting fights fuck the police we have our rights speak the words of a true rebellion marching through the gates beside the hellion kicking your ass as we continue on we never rest til the stress has gone rapping away in the ghetto streets ya mates making up there own beats all this done while we smoke this weed til the munchies come then we feed raiding the cupboards for food we can find while your mate skin up and Grind
Earth Day
Life Is A Peach!!!1
Dont You Just Hate It
Have any you all had a really great day i mean everythings going right work or school just going great weathers great, just relaxing chilling then someone tell you one thing and it dont bother you but not till like 20 mins later your like wtf are you forreal and just makes the whole day just feel like shit i dont know if that happin to you all but just seem like every time i get a break something eilse wants to take stab at me fucking bad luck i gues?!?!
Yes, these are not fake pics, if you know me from offline! I got my check within 5 days of requesting it, and have earned on top of that an extra $40 for new members signing up under me. The site does require a SSN. It is the next 'paypal', so if you have one of those, you know what I'm talking about. If you have any questions about it, feel free to message me :)¢¾Jenni I found a new website, that you get paid for every post that you do. It's actually a really fun site, and I've already made the payout this month. The payout is $10 via paypal. Check it out, and if your interested, join :) ♥Jenni
My Poems. Please Dont Copy
Its a moonlit night a stary sky. a perfect time for you to be by my side hold me tight. please dont leave my sight. you are my strength. when im scared you are what makes me smile when no one's there. when im with you im never afraid. the rest of the world disappears in every way My final goodbye Tears build up Please don’t let them fall Last time I heard your voice Was the last time you called. Now I’m sitting In this damn bench Wishing for a little more time It’s to early for goodbye You were the love of my life You never knew What I felt inside was true. Now its time Time for my final goodbye All eyes are on me Everyone is watching me I’m the first to see You resting so peacefully My sorrow gets the best of me. Now on my knees The first tear falls Finally I give in Bawling, wishing for one more time To say goodbye. Wanting one more time To look in your eyes. Pleading, please get up This isn’t right. I was
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I Am A Cheater
For those of you who may not know, I have been in a relationship for 9 months with a girl whom i swore i loved.. to the point i bought her a ring.. but she recently found out that i have been cheating on her. Please do not contact me on here anymore as i am no longer participating
Friendship is like peeing on urself!! evry1 can see it, but only u get that nice warm felling from it :-)
Don't Worry
Bow Down
The Abc's Of Dwayne
You Decide
Body: Aug 23, 2007 11:49 AM Subject: two tough questions Body: Body: 2 Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wif
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking. A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover. Cmon ladies, do it for da money hehe. No just kidding, both of them are degrading and pathetic.
well this is a blog and you are suppose to put what you are thinking right? so if you are not interested in my ranting then please exit this particular blog. I do not even know where to start. I have not felt so frustrated with my name since elementary school. I usually enjoy my name and how unique it is. It is indeed Candy on my birth certificate, SSN, drivers license, and marriage certificate. It is not a nickname or short for Candace. It is Candy. I understand that it comes with a certain amount of ribbing and teasing, but OMG how many yumms and mmms and I would like to________ can a person take in one day. I will not change my name just because some people can't help themselves. I will continue to put up with this sort of treatment for the rest of my life. I just wish people would try to get to know me before attempting to be cute with my name. Alas they never will and I will most likely feel better tomorrow, but today, I feel like I am in Kindergarten all over again.
Within the mirror lies a reflection, Deep within that, Reflects a unknown face. No matter how many times you run from the mirror, You always want to look back... Moreover, that reflection still lingers, wanting, waiting, For you to join it. As the mirror turns black, Your reflections grows stronger with it, Turning away the fright, You might try to escape. An unknow voice might call your name. You might resist, even turn away. Neverless, in the end your reflection will coax you to look back, Moreover, you will gaze at the mirror, Seeing the reflection staring back, The unknown face, Moreover, Together your reflection and you will become one..
Beautiful Thought
I've been broken I've been infected, I've been seen as I am, If you don't like it, I'm not worried, You will have your opinion, Whether I worry or not, I'm not cool, I'm not anything you want me to be, Judge like a pro, Be who you are, I'd like to thank you, For making me the focus of your conversation, You don't know me, You have no idea, What it takes to become, A beautiful thought like me.
The Rat Race
Once you work on something for some amount of time you usually want the outcome to be in your favor. Take me for instance. I've been in the army for 7 years, I'm good with ppl and don't really get into trouble.....I know my job, and I'm damn good at it. Yet all I seem to get is "You fucked up", or "You didn't do that right." I've been on three deployments. All I have gotten is a handshake. No awards saying that I have served my country, nothing, nothing at all. Shit I can't even get a fucking reach around, or have them use KY when they fuck me over. I'm sick and tired of striving in this life when all i get is.........nothing. Nothing to show for my hard work, and dedication to what i do and to what I love, and that is to the uniform i wear every day. The ppl that thank me everyday for serving my country is great, and I am greatful for it, but damnit sometimes you have to give credit where credit is due, and i'm on the deserving side of it.
My Mind Is Numb
I have had a rough week because of my son Anthony being just the worst! Also, I thought I could stop taking the medication for the arthritis in my neck and that was a huge mistake! It started with Anthony being a jerk on his birthday and the next day for his birthday party. They party was fun despite him! It was just mostly family and turned out quite nice. Anthony just doesn't get it. He cut school yesterday and then lied about it. I am upset at Peter for not punishing Anthony more. He has been just "talking" to him about all this stuff. It is really causing a problem between Peter and I. It isn't good at all. Peter went in and started painting his room white since Anthony let all f his friends graffiti all over his walls a while back. Yes, he let his friends write all over his walls with markers. This is the kind of shit we have been dealing with. I asked Peter why he was painting the walls and not making Anthony do it. I told him that was ridiculous and he sho
DIVAS MEETING...SUNDAY MARCH 30th @ 5:30pm EST, 4:30pmCST,3:30pmMST & 2:30pmPST We will be having a Diva Meeting Sunday March 30th to talk about a bunch of stuff htat is goin on. The meetin will be held in the DIVAS DEN is the link..... ALSO...Dylon is having a contest to win 250K in Fu-bucks. All you have to do is submit your idea for a new Diva badge. He will chose the winner on March 29th..He will tell us who won in the meeting on Sunday. So submit your new badges to Dylon before Saturday March 29th. See you all in the lounge...MSMaine
New Version
Looking at you with unwritten expression, But wanting to teach you, a valuable lesson, So I got out my pen, a notepad in my hand, And wrote you my version, of "Footprints in the Sand". One night I had a dream, I was walking alone with you, Across the sky I heard God telling me what I should do, Two sets of footprints in the sand, one mine, one yours, As we walked hand in hand, along the sandy beach shores. I prayed to God that he would help me through, Guide me through this time, when I didn't know what to do, I then looked behind me, and still saw two sets of prints, I better get this show on the road, I've already dropped hints. "I don't think this is going to work, you love her more than me," He looked at me, with impatient curiosity, I longed to say more, but saw his glazed eyes, Suddenly all I wanted to do was get lost in disguise. I knew he wasn't really crying, it was only a fake, I knew I had just made, the biggest mistake, I knew what he was capable o
Yo Momma Joke Got Any?
My darkest hour in the night Looking in smudgy tears with fright A deep bleeding gash at the wrist To this there is no twist Walking all alone in some foggy rain Nothing from this sight to gain Only to trip, to slip and fall Hearing people shout "this is your last call!" A smooth cold shiny silver blade It comes and knocks down the door to invade I shout and scream for it to leave But it always wins and ends up under my sleeve The water smooth and clear as crystal But this sight is unofficial No one knows what really goes on Behind the woods of this seemingly sweet pond THIS IS MY FINAL HOUR... I was cold and hurting lost out in the night wandering and searching for heaven's light I saw the night sky clearing when you spread your wings But little did I know what joy you would bring From that first moment our friendship did start you kissed away my tears and sheltered my heart I bless the day God sent him from above
Findin Somone
i have no girlfriend no one to call my baby im lookin but i dont kno where to start can u guys give me some ideas
Hesitancy smothers my lips, holding back the secrets I hide. Doubt crawls through my veins, second guessing each thought on my mind. I can feel the hair on my neck rise, as my head and heart argue the truth. I'm incapable of being sure of myself, It feels as if there's nothing else I can do. I've found my words are useless, me speaking is just a waste. You dont need to pretend to listen, I have nothing left to say. My eyes have lost all interest, any care has been left behind. My voice is void of emotion, all my thoughts trapped safely inside. Nothing seems to matter anymore, everything's just another part of the game. So go ahead, think what you want; keep believing the smile stuck on my face
In A Daze
Nothing different, nothing new Just myself and nothing to do Need some alone time to get away Need some love 'cause nothing's okay Eyes closing, tears won't fall And I'm still stuck with it all This isn't how it was supposed to be A bird in a cage is never free Hurricane of emotions, trapped inside Mental suffocation: access denied Walking on a rounded track Wanna run away and never come back Living with the need to hurt, to scream Living when letting go is just a dream A dream reduced to ashes and dust And in reality, life has lost its trust Nothing's different, nothing's new Just myself, everyone, and you Tomorrow's just another day And in the end, things will turn out okay
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I try to step back Every once in awhile Try to take in everything That I see going on I try to find the good in people While also taking in the bad I try to listen to peoples hearts And listen to what their soul is singing Of everyone I have ever met I don't think that I have ever found a person I didn't learn from That's when I met you Your heart was broken Your life was falling apart Tears stained your face And your soul screamed for help Your body was broken Your mind was confused Your eyes were empty And I could see you were lost And of all the people I've ever seen You were the most abused On the inside and out I'd never seen a soul take so much hurting That's why it surprised me When you smiled at me... Then I realized I was standing in front of a mirror
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Yo Momma Joke Got Any?
yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry? yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! yo momma teeth so brown she spit yoohoo well thats all for now but feel free to submit you own yo momma joke for judgeing winner will get a fuzzy navel have fun lokin forward to reading all submition ok i now have a date april 18 now accepting entrys no limit to the submition submit now submit tommorow submit yesterday HAVE FUN GOOD LUCK!!!
"friends W/ Benefits"
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
Poem #1
the colors I see used to burn bright but now to keep them up I have to put up a fight I never thought this would happen between me and you for what the colors stand for is my eternal love for you
Sept 11, 2001
Songs I Like And That Make Me Smile
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Depression Is Cancer Without Love!
This was written by me 2-15-2008 Depression. you are in this crystal clear bubble floating around with lifes ups and downs. The bubble becomes filmy not quite as clear and still bouncing off lives challenges and pleasures. The bubble becomes milky and heavier. Not bouncing with the breeze, but rolling along getting by with life's quandries. The bubble begins to get greyer, darker, heavier. You must push to roll the bubble along life's downward spiral. The bubble becomes more of a dark grey translucency, becoming more a ball than a bubble. It feels like others are playing soccer with your bubble. Kicking you to get you to move. You push hard and fight to make the ball roll even just a bit. Trying to get over just a wee bit of ground. Fighting with all the energy you have left just to make it budge. The ball/bubble solid opaque. To heavy to move, to dark to see through. It just sits. To hard for others to play with, to heavy for you to move. Your ball is pushed aside waiting. The sile
So Called Poetry!
Catalysts of the existential sufferings, the words have the force and the capacity to transcend life, to exceed its condition, to change form. Put into sentences, the words wear clothes of joy, pain, intense memories drawn from childhood and adolescence. I wanted to share with you bits of my existence, of silences of childhood, the questions which were never asked, of the lack of love never expressed. Because you will find in these poems a little of your own existence, a little of your own interrogations and doubts that you perhaps never dared to express. Prisoner of my education. Prisoner of a society sensitive and afraid of asking the important questions, the human being carries the burden of his anguishes from childhood to the adulthood. I will tell u it can be different if the individuals speak to each other, listen to each other and respects one another. This while transmitting positive values from generation to generation instead of the incomprehension which closes the
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
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~just Let It Be~
~Just Let It Be~ I went through life, meandering, wondering... Where life's road is taking me. One day up, the other, down, searching... Knowing not my destiny. All these years you were there; committed... As was I. Firm boundaries in place. Then one day, these fences fell, clattering... Leaving us both free to choose. Now we have choices, yes we do - unlimited... A freedom until now not known. No demands, no expectations; hesitating... Could we meet our separate needs? You are most wonderful by far, more exceptional... Than anyone I've ever met. You give, you love, you share - unique... Could this be it for both of us? You are kind, loving and warm; unselfish... You give so much day by day. And I receive that warmth from you, unending... Will you tell me what you really feel? The days are early - we have time; contemplating... About what's important to us both. If we were meant for one another, forever... Will all be revealed in time to
Gotcha "also"
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I "ALSO" hate doing these chain blog. 2) I "ALSO" am pretty straight forward and tell it like I see it. 3) I "ALSO" tend to use the F bomb on more than one ocassion in a conversation, but I don't cuss around my kids. 4) Oh, yeah, I have two awesome squirts, ages 13, 11, and 6. 5) I "ALSO" have been married for almost 15 years but have been separated since November. 6) I "ALSO" think you have to be an awesome kisser to be good in bed. 7) I "ALSO" try not to judge other people unless I've walked in their shoes... 8) I like chocolate pop tarts. 9) I "ALSO" think a whimpy hand shake is a sign of a whimpy personality. 10)
Just stole this from Sandy Moo :D's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name: .........................Emma 2. 4 letter word:..............Evil 3.Vehicle: ....................Elise (Lotus) 4. A city:.....................Ely 5. Boy Name: ..................Elvis 6. Girl Name: .................Elaina 7. Alcoholic Drink: ...........Elderflower wine?? 8. Occupation:.................Electrician 9. Something you wear:.........Earrings 10.Celebrity:..................Emma Bunton (gosh I'm sad) 11. Food: .....................Eel (jellied.....ewwwww) 12. Something found in a bathroom.......Emma having a shower lol 1
Okay... So my friend Sam had a baby, and about a week after this beautiful angel came into this world, we found out she was dying. She had brain cancer and a hole in her little baby lung.... This beautiful girl lived for only a few months... She is still the best thing to come into my life... I think in all the time I was around her, she cried maybe once... And for a baby that was in this much pain, wow.... She truley is beautiful... I wish she could have made it longer in this world.... It's just not fair.... She was sooo young. November 30, 2oo7 - January 14, 2oo8
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The age gap between a man and a woman has always proven to be somewhat problematic in the dating world. If a man dates a significantly younger woman, he may be accused of robbing the cradle or taking advantage of a young girls inexperience. If the woman is older, he could be seen as a kept man or someone seeking out a mother figure. Dating someone noticeably younger or older than yourself can be very challenging, but it can also lead to a strong relationship based on more than just similar interests or life experiences. An older woman could provide a sense of maturity and emotional stability, while a younger woman could provide a sense of wonder or a renewed zeal for new experiences. Here are some tips for handling a significant age gap while dating. 1. Remember that age is truly just a number. Keep in mind that youll be dating a person, not a birthdate. The sooner you get that number out of your mind, the easier it should be to concentrate on the things that truly attracted you to
Hello Fubar Peoples, I just want to get some stuff off my chest so I am writing a blog. Let me explain myself to you first and for most. I came online at fubar to get away from my real life problems and to meet new people and have fun with them. I went into a few lounges and meet some interesting people. I am a single guy and I start talking with a wonderful girl. She and I have had our problems within the 3 weeks of talking but we both have came to understand where our problems went wrong at. These two ladies start talking to both of us and start in telling us "we wasn't good enough for each other" both of them was on the phone with my gf and telling her a bunch of lies and then start in saying how I am a player and a user. I never onces played anyone on Fubar. I have told the truth about everything. Well, that cause alot of problems with me and my gf. Now, they are right back at it again. Telling their friends to go to my photos and rate me a 1 and leave nasty comments on my page
Just Wondering
I just wanted to make a blog...
Look What My Guy Did!
my parole offic... (Online) M, 27 Maple Valley, WA Do I tell her or not created @ 2008-03-25 05:13:24 -- expires in: 15 hr [EVERYONE] I am falling in love with my girl, but I am in the military and those duties have called. In a undisclosed time I am deploying to kick ass and take names. The dilemma I am facing is should I tell her when I am leaving or wait till soon before I depart. If tell her I am leaving she might panic and be a nervous wreck through out the remainder of time. If she doesn't know when I am being deployed she will live everyday to the fullest and not have time to really stress. What should I do keep my deployment date secret till a appropriate time or tell her now. I do love this girl and plan on making her wife till death do us part.... 434 votes 1902 views 231 comments tell her my deploy date 85.5% (371 votes) enjoy time till then 14.5% (63 votes)
If A Man Wants You
Leveling Challenge
If A Man Wants You
*IF A MAN WANTS YOU* If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat
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Show Him Some Fu Love
Please show my friend Dan some fu luv. He's new to fu and needs some friends and fans. Hockeydevil19 @ fubar Thank You **muahs**
Bind Us...poem
Come to me in the night, Share the moonlit darkness with me. What is given freely is taken with all my soul, submitted with perfect love and trust. Fly with me as lighting strikes the earth, carry us in the shadows of all time. Cover me with instinct and take from me that in which I give, take my lifes eccence. I offer up my life, so that you may feel the devotion I have for u. Share with me in this life time that which will build into the next, for I was made in eternity for you. Bind yourself to me as we do in each life time, Knowing we will find each in the next. I will spread my wings across your flesh, so that for always you will feel protected. Bind us in the stars and in the night, For will out you I am nothing. And without you I am lost.
What Is A Woman
Hi To All My Friends
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My Poetry/songs.
Something's burning Someone's getting to hot No one's learning Something is beginning to rot. Someone's crying Don't you even want to know why? Too much dying Too many living a lie. Something's shaking Could it be faith in yourself? Visions breaking Falling right off the shelf Someone's hurting Multitudes living in pain New springs spurting Deserts are praying for rain. The sky is falling The oceans are causing a flood Nature's calling Everyone is swimming in blood Can you help us We ask each other each day We always answer Only if your willing to pay What to do The answer is easy to see See what's true Teach love to humanity Can you help us? Can you help us? Save The World - One Click At A Time!On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day! Click here to post this on your page or 'blog Have you been put together fr
Salute Pic
> > I don't ask my friends to "Bomb" me in contest. I don't ask that you to spend hours leaving comments for a 20 dollar prize. What I AM ask my friends for is 1 rate of a pic. No need for comments. This is my salute pic and it is rated #19. With the help of all my friends it could be in the top 10!! So take 3 seconds and click the link below. Rate the pic and thats have helped me. Thanks in advance for the love!! Hugzzzz and kisses Fleetwood MacGypsyMusic Video Codes By Music (repost of original by '~~Perkkey~~' on '2008-03-24 20:43:36')

My Godmother Pimpout From Booboo
i just wanted to say im so sick of fake people..why is everyone tryin to be something there not? its getting old.
This Past Weekend....hehe
what happened in Seattle....stays in Seattle.....heheheheheheheh.......
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To Feel Again...poem
In the darkness I find you again. The storms roll in and the lighting sets my soul on fire. Where have I been? Why was I so lost. In you I find the light that is missing from my soul. Pull me to you, shelter me, I beg of you. Share my soul...give it back to me for a time. Drink from me, and I shall give you the world in its eternity. Cry for me, scream for me as I give my tears to you as the fire is pulled from my body. Burn for us, and I shall bring you into my shadowed world. Let me touch you for now and eternity and let me...let us feel again. Papa Roach Videos | Rental Calendar | Tourrettes sur Loup vacation rentals
That's it!! I'm getting a pet. Any volunteers? My problem is simple. I'm no good at seduction. When a man answers the door in less than a towel, I become a retard and don't know what to do. I had no boyfriends growing up, unless you count a first grade crush, named Blake. Blake would send me sweet little notes and meet me after school, and hold my hand and kiss my cheek. Things were awesome when Blake sent me a special Valentine card that he had cut into the shape of a heart using pink construction paper and a red doiley, and glitter. It said, "I Love You" on it, and he had made it with his own two hands and put it on my desk. I kissed him after school and when I showed the Valentine to my dad, he told me that I was too young for a boyfriend, that I couldn't have a boyfriend till I was 35 and that he would get his shotgun after him if he tried to take me on a date. My father of course, was being over-protective and kidding, but I cried that night and told him the next day th
Hallo U Guyes!
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Hello Everyone: Well, I had my surgery and everything went well. I did have to stay overnight though. But that was ok by me the bed was very comfortable. Ya know one of those with air ride lol. Thank you for all the well wishes. God Bless you all.. Amy Hello Friends, Fans, and Family.. I might not be on as much for a few days or not at all. I'm having surgery on Wednesday, March 26, to have my gallbladder removed (it's full of rocks)lol. and a umbilical hernia repair. Yeah, lucky me, I get a couple weeks off work. I would have rather had a nice tropical vacation with one of the hot fu's of my choice but you know how it is, we don't always get what we want. I'm going to be fine, I'll miss chatting with my friends though. Don't let the place fall apart while I'm napping, I know how fast things change if anything good happens while I'm sleeping don't forget to message me about it and don't forget to keep me up on all the good stuff that is going on in fuland.
Moving To Cali
I probably will not be on for awhile because im moving to California- Sacramento to persue my modeling / porn career. Those of you that are from there, please hit me up and let me know.
Yummi :)
Uhmn, today was a really boring day! And I hope that someone will rescue me! I'm bored to death! HELP!! --> where are u people?
My sister had her third child this morning. She is a year younger then me. I am an Aunt again. I think i am going to steal one of her other kids for a while, hehehe.
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Help Me Win This Contest!
Hi there! I am currently in a contest for a one day ticker and need your help!Rates are worth 2 points, and comments are worth 1 point, the person with the most points by 4/14 at 7pm east, wins!....tell your friends too...come rate and comment! on the pic link below!...I need all the rates I can get!!! Hey there! I need your help win this contest. to win 1 million fu-bucks I have to aquire 50,000 comments in 5 weeks..(.even if I only get 15,000 I still get 250,000)...if you could possibly click the pic below and go leave me as many comments as you can I would greatly appreciate it...I'd be more than happy to RTF!
My Touch Is Yours
As I sit here alone in my room Your voice echoes in my head The warmth of your words The caring in your tone The love that leaves your lips My eyes closed and imaging you here with me Without realizing my actions My hands wander across my soft skin The touch is not my own Your fingertips caress my soul Reaching my supple breasts Nipples erect in anticipation of your touch A slight pinch and twist sends a soft moan from my lips Hands continuing wander Reaching the soft bald mound between my legs Gently touching and slowly spreading the lips Exposing the moisture built up Glistening in the light from the lamp on my table Fingers excitedly reach my clit and firmly roll it between them Hips slightly rise Moans and desire fill the air I long to feel your touch Smell your scent Be held safely in your arms I see you with me Fingers feverishly working me into frenzy Without warning one finger slides between my throbbing swollen lips The wetness invit
Pissed And Fittin To Fight
so this is fubar. . . nice little thing here. . . well. . . hello happy people. . . what a day. . yesterday I got me some Everclear for my 20th birthday got fucked up. . . it was nice. . . and now I am on here. . . well just smoke some green and think of me peace kayo
Just Me
No Better Match I could sit, wait, and stare be late for something and wouldnt care because Im sitting there right next to you youve got me under a spell, theres nothing I can do, Give me your hand and Ill show you everything there is to show Tell you everything there is to know And give you piggy back rides Boy I just love those pretty eyes, I see you each and everyday Hoping youll never change and always stay the same I could spend the rest of my life with you thinking it was a dream, a dream to good to be true, Id give you pretty things like this and such And tell you I love you this much So please dont leave and let me be because theres no better match then you and me.
Thought And Statements
My Dream
I had a certain dream one night That has not left my mind A dream that I was able to call a certain beauty mine The beauty that could leave anyone thinking of him for days His beauty that parts the clouds That could leave any person in awe A dream that I was able to touch the soft lips of my angel My angel of grace that is so special to many By seeing the angel that is him makes my days complete Even if he were not to feel the same way It would not take away the feeling that I get when I see him Wishing he felt the same It would make my life perfect And wonder if it was heaven A dream that is only a dream Making the dream a reality would be perfection Perfection that would make my life breath taking The beauty and angel is the same person all in one The same man I dream about This really is a special dream of mine
Don't Give Up On Me
Don't give up on me. I know there are days when I say things I shouldn't. I know there are days when my actions are foolish. Don't give up on me. Inside of me is a good person, though that person is not perfect. I laugh and I love and I cry and I bleed. Don't give up on me.
Today I feel nothing yet I feel everything at once Im not sure what to do Im not sure what to say Your everything to me yet your nothing at all It was supposed to happy yet im so sad Changes come and go yet everythings the same still feel the same if only for one more day
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Poem( Written By A Friend)
Top 10 Country and Western songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long. poem if tears are all i have when my tears fall like rain i never wipe away the pain i use the time to find myself to understand where i have been and who i am when i will get there and what i have done wrong or right to help someone else feel better in this life. written by a friend. very aweso
hi everyone I'm in a bombing contest. please if you can try to help out. here is the link to the guy's site that is having the contest. cut and paste it into your browser. first to 5000 wins. all help is appreciated. someone just notified me that the link i sent did not work. the guy's nae is "Suave Da Great" and he's in my friend list as well as my fans off list. all you have to do is F/A/R him and then click on his million dollor contest folder. thanks to all that can help. here's the direct link to the contest. just F/A/R the guy and you're in. thanks once again to all that can help.
How To Build A Wonderful Life
The Philippines is an archipelago's nation made up of 7,107 islands spanning 1,840 kilometers north to south. It is part of the East Indies, a vast island group lying south and east of mainland Asia, with Taiwan at its northernmost coast and Borneo on the south. The three main Philippine island groups are Luzon, the Visayas and Mindanao. Luzon is the island of contrasts. The most modern districts in the Philippines, including the capital city of Manila, are in Luzon, but so are some of the oldest tribal communities in the nation like the Ifugao of the Cordilleras. Luzon is also where a visitor can see the latest model luxury cars overtaking a carabao sled or modern skyscrapers within driving distance of primordial volcano's. The Visayas is famous for its charm, a trait shared by many other southern regions in the world, but here seems to run deeper among a people who are intrinsically connected to their sun soaked island home. The Visayas is also famous as a seat of history, bei
i am homesick for my old friends and depressed for no reason, and unable to make anyone around me happy anymore. Why the hell does this shit always happen to me? I wish i could disappear and hide but that will only make things worse. I am a poet..most of u prolly don't know that..and stting either tomorrow morning or later tonight i am gonna start putting my poems online here in my blog..not like anyone ever reads blogs anyways LOL. Maybe that will help my depression. U can call me silly if u want to but i am a real person with real thoughts and feelings that I need to get out of my head. Hey are you on fubar like all day long already anyways and wondering what to do while you are here other than post commetns on pics you could care less about, and vote on mumms that are completely retarted most of the time? Well..come check me out in sex sells..the steamiest lounge on fubar....i am in desperate need of some dj's. So..come hang out with us, and talk to me or dj hihoney about bec
Final Update
Hand To Hand
i u my hand to pull me up and u hold it tight so i will not fall again. then u fall then i give u my hand to pull u up . i guess god gave us that because we care for other . so we let go our hands does that mean we never see each other again. or we help each other always and forever. so we must have our hand to hand so we can show our love ,care , friends.
My 1st Contest
please add him and rate him so you can help me with my rates and comments, this is my 1st contest, i know i am a little peon but it would be nice if the lil guy(girl) would win for a change thank you very much Capt America@ fubar
Teaching My Heart
Eh Whatever
So what is this fear fad that some people are getting into? Webster's Says: fear(fîr)n. 1. A feeling of agitation and anxiety caused by the presence or imminence of danger. 2. A state or condition marked by this feeling: living in fear. 3. A feeling of disquiet or apprehension: a fear of looking foolish. 4. Extreme reverence or awe, as toward a supreme power. 5. A reason for dread or apprehension: Being alone is my greatest fear. Alright I can go with that. So now that we all know what fear is, what causes it? Is it like number 1 says? Because of imminent danger? Nah can't be, that doesn't apply to the reason for this blog. Number 2 is out as well, same concept as number 1. How about 3 or 4? Nah those are both out too, there is no great power here and certainly nobody to look foolish too, except the one you face in the mirror each morning. SO it looks like our winner is behind door number 5. Alright now that we've determined it's a reason for dread or apprehension th
Well Im Officially A Drop Out
well i officially dropped out of school tell me how loserish i am.....ugh! im so sick and tired of feelng sick and tired. I'm 4 months preg and still sick. It will not go away!!!!!! I have tried everything, nothing works. you would think i would be over this by now, im so depressed
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When Love Is Not Enough
What do you do when love is not enough? How do you convince your heart to move on when it hurts so badly it skips a beat? Whether its miles between you or an unseen distance how do you close the gap? How do you move on when your air is lost and you cannot breathe? How do you convince your mind to let go of the one you love? What do you do when love is not enough?
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The prizes will be fubucks and everyone can win (perfect for if you wanna bid on the spotlight). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get. How it works - however many comments you have at the close of the giveaway, I will stick a 0 on the end of the number (so yes I multiply it by 10) and thats how many fubucks you will get. (Example, if you get 5,000 comments, you will get 50,000 fubucks for your prize) A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Must Have At Least 2,500 Comments To Win Any Fubucks. Rates = 5 Comments Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate or comment,but it will be helpful as i may post blog's or bulletins throughout the give away.However You MUST Have A Salute And Be A Level 5 And Above To
Think Your Having A Bad Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!! A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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PROFILEPOUNDER.COM Thank you to all my wonderful friends family and fans for all the Birthday wishes, gifts, comments, and Instant messages. Yall are some kick ass friends, and thank you again. Much love and respect to all of you!! cammy
Righteous Beggers
The other morning while driving through town, I encountered a group of people standing at various positions around the stop light in the center of town... Each of them are holding out buckets with the name of some church plastered on them... These people are begging for money!!!! Some towns have laws that prevent bums from standing at street corners begging for handouts, but what is the difference here??? Since I live in the Bible Belt, I imagine that most people weren't offended by this... In fact I saw some people open their windows and deposit money into the buckets... I, on the other hand, shook my head at the begging man with the bucket... I do not support any church... I believe in spirituality, but not religion... I just don't understand why these people, in the name of religion, can get away with begging when a legitimate needy person can't....
The Dreaded Diet
I've always had problems with my weight..In high school I suffered from both bulimia and anorexia..Mine actually started in Junior high... I attended a small community school...All my classmates a total of 40 something kids...boys and girls included...My physical ed teacher weighed every single one of us in front of each other..yelled out our weights so that her assistant could write them down...and..mine..well..let's just say that every kid laughed at me... I was humiliated...But..that was the day that I made a choice that I wouldn't be laughed at again...In a matter of 4 months...I lost over 92 lbs...I would eat at home..but..would end up in the bathroom with my finger down my throat...Even water was a no no...I could just feel the fat growing on me when I would drink...At school...while everyone else was at lunch..I would be in the gym...running...I would walk with my friends to lunch...but..would make an exuse to leave and go run...Since it being a small school..All grades at
Wondering What I Am Doing?
I am revamping the blogs because some people do not know how to get to all blogs within a blog. Now all you have to do is click where it says "blog" on the homepage and you will see a complete list of the blogs. Remember this is where you will get information on upcoming events, what is happening now, and other news. Thanks, Rebel'sAngel I get this account up there a little bit on the scale of levels... I am going to be voting the heck out of mumms.... lol... at least today, while it is Happy Hour. :) Right now I am working on some graphics for the team. Hopefully I will have a few to put in the photos sooooooooonnnnnnnnnn. lol ~Angel
Something I Wrote For The Ladies
Just think to yourself that you have been out to dinner with me and as we talked the conversation got a little steamy so we finished our meal and wine and we left we then take a slow walk back to your place. as we walk I lean into you and I give you a slow gentle kiss on the cheek you then turn as I go to kiss you once more I then slowly start to kiss your lips slowly taking each lip between mine in turn now before we get carried away in the middle of the street we slowly stop kissing and carry on walking this time I have one hand rubbing your spine through your open back dress as we walk we talk all the way back to your place once there we walk through the door I then get hold of your hand and turn you towards me with this you then see for the first time the large lump in my trousers I then pull you once again in close to me as you come close I start to kiss your cheek then your neck and behind your ear I then slowly make my way back heading towards your mouth once there as we start t
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Coming Undone
I sit here as if in a fog. I'm lost and can't find the way. So many times I've tried to do things right yet so many times I've screwed it all up. Will there ever be a time when I can just have happiness? At this point it seems that it will never be. I just feel as if everything is coming undone. Someone please help me put the pieces back together. I am coming undone. I am coming undone.
Just Wanted To Share This With Everyone , Never Know Who Might Need It
Living a Resurrected Life Every person goes through adversities or times of difficulty. Maybe you didn’t get a promotion you deserved, or you lost a loved one, a friend betrayed you. It’s easy to get negative and bitter and lose your enthusiasm for life, but understand today, you are not defined by your past, you are prepared by your past. Every challenge you’ve been through, every adversity you’ve faced, God has deposited something on the inside of you. Your character was being developed. Strength was being increased. Your vision was being enlarged. With every difficulty, you can experience a new level of God’s goodness! You may have had unfair things happen, but remember, all things work together for good when you love the Lord! It doesn’t say that all things are good, but God will turn your test into a testimony. No matter what challenge you may be facing now, no matter what you’ve experienced in your past, if you’ll stay in faith God will turn it around for your good! Choose to
Thank You From Miss Butterfly On Helping Her Godmother
I Want to Thank All that helped me Level to Godmother, Especially BooBoo and her Shadow Levelers > > I Would Also like to Thank My Fiance Andrew for even getting me this far. If it wasn't for all his hard work, I would have never made It. I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART AND THANK YOU! WIZARD ~REAL LIFE FIANCE OF MISSSBUTTERFLY~ Once again Thank you So very much! All Love will Be returned! (repost of original by '}i{MisssButterfly}i{~FIANCEE TO WIZARD(ANDREW)~Member-The Friendship Circle~' on '2008-03-25 06:51:12')
Idot On Fubar
clear_blue_cowboy: you say you want to talk with me and you wont even come into my conference clear_blue_cowboy: i see how big of a woman you are mattie snyder: WHAT HAPPENED TOTHE CONFRENCE clear_blue_cowboy: point is mattie you cant fucking talk with me with bring in edge and lala mattie snyder: YA WELL U BROUGHT TIMNA clear_blue_cowboy: she done with the shit mattie and all she wanted was the damn trurh clear_blue_cowboy: i told her everything mattie mattie snyder: YA AND clear_blue_cowboy: and she told me how you keep on with her telling her how better she could find clear_blue_cowboy: so come and talk with us without your little staff and army mattie snyder: SHE CAN FIND BETTER THAN U mattie snyder: OK FINE mattie snyder: BUT I AM BRING JEAN clear_blue_cowboy: no mattie just me and you and kristina clear_blue_cowboy: no jean mattie snyder: NO BRYAN JEAN AS WELL mattie snyder: WHAT U TO AFFRAID OF THE TRUTH clear_blue_cowboy: cause mattie the problem is mattie yo
No Men
What Is A Friend
A friend is someone Who’s always there, To love and comfort With secrets to share. To help you out When things look blue, To give advice and encouragement When you don’t know what to do. Someone to see you For the person inside, To partner your journey To share in the ride. To never ever judge you And understand your sorrow, To give you the strength For a better tomorrow.
Last Tribe Member Directory
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Unicorns Soccer for God It was a week later when Uni was woken early by a loud banging on the front door of the Ice Queen’s palace, he groggily slipped into his shorts and staggered, bleary eyed to the door. Outside was the young angel Amanda, dressed in soccer shirt and shorts wearing soccer shoes, she held the soccer ball under her arm that she had been kicking against the door. “Horse here?” She asked with a grin. Uni just mumbled, still half asleep, and leaving her at the door, headed to Sheen’s room, he shook Sheen by the shoulder, told him there was someone at the front door to see him and to get some clothes on, as Sheen pulled his pants on, Uni collapsed on the bed behind him, and even as Sheen turned to ask who, he could see that Uni was already fast asleep. As he headed towards the door, still doing up the top button on his pants he heard her voice seconds before he saw her, “Come on horse, we got a big say ahead of us.” Sheen had a huge smile on his
I would just like to thank D Smith-Smitty for buying me in the hotties auction for 275K.. Much love, hugs, and smooches.... Please go and add/fan/rate and crush him is the sweetest man alive...
My Heart
a,As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a king, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.
Shawna's Screwed Up World!
I am not going to be on very much. I am dealing with my own things, and they are very serious. So I am pretty much dropping off the face of this earth for most of you. Those of you who I regularly talk to have my yahoo. I am not going to the extreme yet to delete my account but I wont be on as much. Sorry for those of you who I wont say goodbye to. This is hard for me because a lot of you are amazing people and have been there a lot. It's nothing that anyone did on here..this is real life struggles. I am getting a big wake up call. And when I do come back believe you me I am going to need all the support I can get. xoxo Shawna xoxo
Baby Girl
Army Bound!
Wake Up People !!!!!
With all that is happening in Washington, I was just wondering how the CHANGE is working out for ya'll ? WATCH VIDEO BELOW Just watched this vid. and it is very disturbing. Why is it just a small hand full of people really see what is going on? I have been asking questions like this for awhile now. Back in the early 90's when they tried to take down the World trade centers from the parking garage, what did everybody think, it didn't work they'll just stop? It took them a few years to come up with a plan but as history shows 9-11 happened. People need too WAKE UP and SPEAK UP before we have Marshall Law. Then you'll hear people complain about our civil liberties being steped on. So in short say nothing and you will have nothing later.
Drama has started on both of my names cause of One person... Named Amanda Ive never saw the bitch before in my life and don't know who she is.anybody that knows me.Knows I don't start drama.I'll walk away from a fight and drama at that.I shouldn't have listen to a bunch of she said this ... why r u lying and she said you had this why ain't you being truthful...I mean what the fuck!I have no problem blocking you! I'm over this shit...I'm about over fubar.Unless you give me a good reason to stay most likly Ill be gone soon..I cant take it anymore sorry.. xoxox Tori
Sex Addict
i am a panty freak........well when i have to wear them. i love all kinds, but my favs have things like skulls and such. i can't help getting things that make me feel sexy. the ones that are the best are the ones you can find in the porno then again some days you roll out of bed and say "fuck" do i have to put clothes on? lol ~~yvette~~ I've been having sex.....let's say for over 10 years now and have never realized how much I truly enjoyed it until the last few years. I know I hit my sexual peak last year and damn I am enjoying the ride.........i feel like such a sex addict. Do I need to seek help? J/K.....
I have a friend with a very sick daughter. Ivy is in a great deal of pain most of the time and has a poor quality of life due to the nature of her disease. There is medication that can give her a good chance at a normal life but she has been denied the opportunity to take it. A petition has been started to try and get Ivy the medicine she needs, with more information about the illness and the medication. Please sign it HERE I couldn't think of a title. I'm not thinking about punctuation or grammar. Its just an outpouring or rubbish...what I'm feeling right now. I have a habit of sabotaging myself. And taking other people down with me. I seem to be unable to let myself be own worst enemy in a way. I push away the people that I love and who love me and have no idea why. A friend worries more about any man that becomes involved with me than he worries about me because he knows...but doesnt understand. Did that make sense? Too bad. I really don't care. Anoth
4 My Fu-owner
17K to RockStar *Be my crush for a month *Rate all stash during HH *Owners name as my status 4 at least 1 hour a day *Fuowned by them in my name for a month and on a 1 day ticker *1 profile comment a day for duration of being owned *At least 500 11's during the month *Link their profile on my main page *Pimpout blog *SFW salute
What A Little Theif
What A Little Theif
she is as cute as can be a fuzzy little girl and her name is bear bear the ferret yes she is a little theif she will steal anything she can wrap her little paws around or hang on to with her little teeth and once she gets her paws or teeth on the item who knows where it will get off to cuz she has 1000's of places she hides things including but not limited to closets and the like and her favorite things to steal are maxipads and baby bottles :D so be aware of the willey and sneaky thief named ferret
My Life My Thoughts
ok here is my new bitch. ok so I am sitting here minding my own business and shit commenting my friends pics and leaving there page love when now apparently I can't do that. so i think from here on out I am not going to leave comments and I am taking a break from all this bullshit that surrounds me. Apparently I am nothing more then a shit starter and I only cause Drama. I am really getting sick and tired of all these girls thinking that I am out to take "their men" away from them. Ok well first of all I am not trying to do shit. I am who I am and if that means people want to call me a whore or a slut then have fun but at least I know who I am and I know what is in my heart. My heart belongs to one guy and one guy only and that is my son. No one else has it but him. I am married and love my hubby for who he is. I love my life and the way I have choosen to live it. I may not be the most hottest girl out there or the skinniest for that matter but I do have a good heart and I care for
12 Types Of Females
12 types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventua
Wings Of Heaven...
THE UNHOLY GRAIL CAM INFO Go to this site and add log in information as fallows from LEFT to RIGHT Come Join The Fun And Meet The DJ's That Rock Your Fu World!! ~DJ RAIN~ ~DJ OLDS~ ~DJ LuANGEL~ WOOHOO!!!! AUCTION LIVE IN WYKD LOUNGE..... 1. You have to be a member of WYKD LOUNGE to be in auction. 2. You have to be a member to bid. (so invite ur friends tell them to join) 3. To enter send 1,000 fu-bucks to RAIN....... 4. You have to be in lounge to be auctioned off ( no refunds on entry fee) These are the rules to go by when you have been bidded on.... Random stash rates Random gifts Daily profile comments 100 11's if you have them / if you have no 11's then 200 10's (which can be spread out the 7 days) This is for one week ( 7 days ) Whatever the winning bid is, will go to the person that was bid on...... Be there Sunday at 8:00(central) THANKS and LET'S HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!! Click Pic below to enter
Poetry - Again Again
I asked you to let me know. I've waited so long. You've told me something. It may be true, it may be false. It may be killing me, It may be the end of you. All that I have is, had is, was... Never mine at all. Your answer was never the thing, that I needed to get fucking by. I waited to be coated, in bullshit so deep I could not hear your lies. See the way you turn from my eyes? That tells me they make you wet. The haste of your breath I would, match and exceed. Sacrificing my back to your nails. Carried away by the swells of your chest, loving the way your hips still buck. Spilling inside you. Oh so sweet. Throbbing until you drift on down, sighing until you fall asleep. I wish in my heart to be something more. More than a passing non-existant thought. More than the nothing I seem to be. Couldn't I stroke your heart a while? Give you a chance to care for me. Give you a chance to scream out loud. Give you away to the wolves outsid
Journal Type Thing?
Wicked Jesters Laughing In My Mind Wicked People Laughing In My Face Always Am I Trying To Find Wondering, Wanting My Place Wanting To Grow Numb Not Wanting To Feel AnyThing Anymore It's Your Love, I Want Some Every Day I Want It More and More I Pray To What Ever God(s) That May Exist I Pray That You Find Me At Times I Just Want To Cut My Wrists Maybe Then You'd Open Your Eyes But That's Too Emo For Me I'd Rather Die Like A Man You and Me, Us, I Want It To Be I Know It's Hard, But Damn I May Never Live To See My Dreams Come True But Most Never Do All I Have In My Life Is My Family and Crew I'm Always Coming Home, Wanting To Come Home To, Guess Who? Just Take My Hand Lets Just Go To A New World A World Of Sand A World With No One Else's Word Just Us And Some Beer xD Well The other day at work, I started having chest pains, sweating, dizzieness and a fainting type feelin'   So, I went to the hospital After 2 EKG's, 1 CT Scan and 2 Th
To Help A Friend
Fu Auction- His And Her's
Yummy Yannie
My World
how is it that someone can sit and say how much they love you an just play with your heart over and over and then choose a best friend over love and still keep insisting they love you just to keep breaking your heart until you think of nothing else but dying and wishing your time on earth ends? our souls and hearts are not tools to be played with but to love and cherish ..and when you find that special one that you know is true , loyal and most of all treats you like someone that really cares for that person why do you break ther hearts and make them out to be fools? they are the ones that truly can make you happy for the rset of your lives...not your best friend they come and go in life just like everyone else but true love only somes once in your life you should hold on to it with all your heart and soul...
Read My Mind
I was going to post this on someone's comment wall, but it applied to too many women, so here goes. Women are almost being forced to put disclaimers in their "About Me" sections saying they're not interested in engaging in all these sexual encounters in which they're offered to participate. I see this and I kinda chuckle to myself because it's pretty sad. I will defend my brethren on this and then will provide criticism. First, we're all very human, and the fact is that humans are animals. Testosterone is a powerful chemical, and obviously, the more you have in your body, the more aggressive you are. That being said, we are thinking beings, and my suggestion is that we think about our image and how we are going to be perceived before taking action. I will admit I'm a huge perv sometimes, and I really admire the female anatomy, but in the end, I'm much more of a thinker and understand I'm not attractive enough to secure attention from females like many Alpha males can. It take
Alex It was a very warm Saturday afternoon and I was at Bellevue Square, having a bite to eat when I saw her at the Nordstrom’s perfume counter sampling various fragrances. She was lost in the aromatic beauty of it all. As I approached I noticed that she had on very high quality clothing, designer labels by the appearance and she made them look good. She was in an eggplant colored dress that appeared to move even when she didn't, it simply flowed on her. It was a bit low cut and every so often you could detect the presence of what I assumed was a silk camisole. She had on very tasteful heels and was wearing glimmering stockings, the kind that requires a garter belt which I could just make out under the silky dress if I watched carefully. "Hot" came to mind as I admired her beautiful brunette hair. Her make-up was applied flawlessly and she had chosen a soft pink lipstick that seemed to have a hint of white floating above the primary color. From my proximity she appeared to have
Millions To Give Away
PLEASE READ BELOW FOR ADDITIONAL PRIZES!! ?RogerLee ? Fu-Owned by Wonder Woman ?@ fubar Ok so here is the deal, first one to 25,000 comments wins a million fubucks, first person to reach 35,000 wins a million fubucks and first person to reach 45,000 wins a million fubucks!! THATS A TOTAL OF 3 MILLION FUBUCKS TO WIN. Lets say the first person to reach 25 thousand points, stops at 25 thousand, that means you could still win a million, or one person could win all 3 million fubucks, any questions?? I will give every player that reaches 5000 comments 100 thousand fubucks!! Let the games begin

Rush - New World Man ! Live Drums' By Marty (party) Kays !
Rush - New World Man ! Live On Drums' By Marty (party) Kays !
Vote For Unreleased 25 Page Chapter
25 page rough draft...very rough Category: Writing and Poetry I am curious as too whether to use this 25 page cut or not. So who better to ask than my readers. IF you are intrested in reading it and seeing what may or may not make the cut of the 9 please comment and let me know. What you vote for will make the final descion whether to keep it or delete it. Now, this is a very rough cut, it’s typing and mispelling at it’s worst. But, you get to see what it actually looks and reads like before I do revsions and several editing processes. Do you want to see it? Never seen before chapter and may never be seen. Vote now for it’s posting!
Up And Coming Contest!!!!
Okies here is the deal, im going to have a contest coming up Friday April 4th. Its going to be a contest with 4 places....yes i said the top 4 people will win something!!! It's a comment contest and will be for the wackiest/sexiest salute to me. So I Need as many entrants as possible people!!! First place: choice of either 30 day blast or 3 month VIP Second place: will recieve choice of 30 day VIP or 7 day Blast Third: will recieve choice of 3 day blast or Bling pack Fourth: will recieve 50,000 Bux So Ladies, get the creative juices flowing and come up with something sexy for me. Fellas...think of something wacky. For all interested in entering into this contest let me know by E-mailing me:
Rush - Subdivisons' ! Live Drums' By Marty (party) Kays !
aint ever gonna stop always gonna rock never gonna drop never gonna flop this shit's in my veins ima do this til u be usin canes this is my hip hop the rock is wut ima bring making the ladies sing and the haters bleed show them wut i can do merging the metal an the flow let them ppl rock at a show straight from the get go aint ever gonna stop always gonna rock never gonna drop never gonna flop gonna bring the rock til the music stops gonna bring the flow til the wind never blows "babybit"at one time u were the bestnow your like the restjust a bad memoryanother bad dreamthat i wish i could forgeti lay awake at nightand wonder where it went wrongwhy did u lead me onfor so very long?all i ever here is our songis that your wayof making me payfor all of your sins?
Def Leppard - Love & Affection ! Live Drums' By Marty Party! Special Guest Apperance Buddy Love !
Def Leppard - Excitable ! Live On Drums' By Marty Party !
Lil Joke For Everyone...
a blonde is driving down the road. she glances out the window and sees another blonde in a rowboat out in the middle of a wheat field. the 1st blonde stops her car and gets out. she puts her hans to her mouth and hollers "it's blondes like u that give us a bad name. if i could swim, i'd go and kick your ass!" to my ppl.... need lots of help w/ ur girl some love! mwa!!!!!! 2 blondes & a brunette are on an island. a genie comes along & gives each 1 wish. 1st blonde says "i want to be smart & get off this island". (poof!) she turns into a brunette-swims away. 2nd blonde says "i want to be smart & get off this island". (poof!) turns her into a redhead-builds a boat & paddles away. brunette says "i want to be smarter than both of them so i can get off this island". (poof!) turns her into a man-walks over the bridge! lol!
Def Leppard - Run Riot ! Live Drums' By Marty Party !
Def Leppard - Dont' Shoot Shotgun ! Live Drums' By Mart Party !
Sitting naked, I teach you phrases in German, and with every correct pronunciation, you get to do what you want to me. Sitting naked, you're teaching me how to sing, and with every correct pitch, I get to let you do what you want to me. This could have been beautiful, the most pretty and content of its kind. I watch you on stage, and my lust builds a castle, only for your sweaty hands to storm. You sense me there, your desires expand and start to wander, but are captured with my wet lips. I have what you want, that no other woman can give you. You would have been complete. After every home run, I strip one more piece of my Red Sox gear, and you end up grand slamming. With every field goal kick, the Patriots take the lead, but they are not alone. Excitement within our own warped dimension would have kept us alive and free, since no one could have ever forbidden us. You leave for eternities and return, but without pent up frustration because I was there for you. I misse
Zees Musings
What do you think? You scored The Physical suggestible traits are: 1. Tends to learn or take information in directly and literally. However, they speak inferentially. This means if you ask a Physical a question, they will have a need to give you all of the details leading up to the answer. 2. Physicals tend to put their physical body out in front to protect their emotions. They can sometimes appear to be very demonstrative and center of attention. They will dress to draw attention and like to touch others while communicating. 3. A Physical likes team sports; enjoys working with people; heart ruled; sexually responsive at all times; prefers to fix things themselves; prefers a sporty car rather than a practical one; feels emotional and physical pain at the end of a relationship; and easily expresses affection openly. The Physical suggestible priorities are: 1. Relationship (and this equates sex with love). A Physical can be very ambitious, however, if their per
I have had a lot of up's and down's in my life. It has not been easy for me and i think the hardest is not being in a relationship. I gotten tired of bouncing from one relationship to another so i have just decided to stay single. In a chance encounter i met a wonderfull man. We started dating and on the first date is made clear from both of us that we did not want to start a relationship cause he was heading off to iraq. Well something just grew between us and every chance we had to spend with each other we did. In my relationships that i have had in the past after about a yr they fall to shit. So i am in a bit of a pickle at this point in my life. Should i wait a yr till he comes home and just keep in touch with him as i am now then pick up were we left off and see what happens..or should i try to find another to fill the void in my life. In my heart i dont want to start another relationship just to be put in tourmoil when brad gets back. Either way im sure i lose another yr of happ
Family Tragedy
In the last month a close friend lost her baby to miscarriage, I recently added a very good new friend that lost a baby too, and tonight at the hospital we learned my wife has now lost a child. In the span of about 2 hours we learned she was pregnant and that we lost him/her. Can't say much more right now. The words just won't come out right.
Angel Pic Help

Where's The Justice??
yeah talkin 2 ya right now tryin 2 deal with a negitive situation keep ure mind positive daWg don't let no 1 hold you down tell them look in2 your eyez! tha eyez are windowz 2 the soul my mama tol me at tha tender age of 12 that life will be hell cause ima young black male i think u better watch your step don't be a dumb nigga in & out of trouble in school i waz a fool breakin all the rulez tryin 2 be kool smokin Koolz at the bus stop a nigga shop non stop & no regard for them punk copz i ust to hang with my nigga bean but at the age of 15 that nigga turned in2 a crack feine i still lov ya but ya fucked up!I hope you change your wayz and pray to God that ya don't get sucked up in2 this babylon drinkin gin hopein that my woundz will mend now who can i depend on in my life ? I guess young black malez allready got 3 strikes so when you look in2 my eyez tell me who you see ? look me str8 in the face are you liein 2 me ? fuck me once shame on you are you so blind 2 look me i
Lordgarfield's Giveaway ;-)
Who Do We Want For President?
My Life
Hey hey....I just got one of them snapvine comment things. It is located under my music player. You can either use ur puter mic or call the phone number to leave me a voice comment. I would love to hear everyones sexE selves or if u just want to hear me...take a listen I guess. Oh and Fox is not talking about Fu people. She is talking about snapvine staff who leave u annoying messages about snapvine crap. I delete them when I get them so it sounds like Fox is referring to fu people but she is So when u get a chance...I command u to leave me a voice comment. That is all ;p Besides Roxxanne I also have a Beta Fighting fish. His name is Beta Man!! He is pretty bad ass and evil. Jumps out of the bowl to attack my finger....I really like the mean lil buggar so I wrote a song bout him. Its called beta man and its sung to the toon of Pearl Jam's Better Man Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's time to eat Feed him, clean his bowl, he prac
Just Some Of My Rantings From The Past
From my year in Iraq Reasons I shouldn't work alone nights- 31 Oct 2004 The strangest things occurs to me at 2 or 3 in morning, I guess I shouldn't work alone at night. Odd things like this: The real four stages of life 1) you believe in Santa Claus 2) you don't believe in Santa Claus 3) you are Santa Claus 4) you look like Santa Claus Or how `bout the weird cycle of success in life at age 4 success is not peeing your pants at age 12 success is having friends at age 16 success is having a drivers license at age 18 success is going all the way at age 30 success is having money at age 50 success is having money at age 60 success is going all the way at age 70 success is having a drivers license at age 80 success is having friends at age 85 success is not peeing your pants ---AND--- More reasons I shouldn't work alone at night- 17 Nov 2004 Reasons people over 30 should be dead: According to todays regulators and bureaucrats those
I Was Tagged By Mark
The purpose of this little game is to list 10 random and/or unusual facts about yourself,then you tag 5 people on your friends list and have them do the same thing. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ok here goes........ 1. I collect lighthouses all different shapes and sizes. 2. I would love to time travel. 3. My favorite christmas decoration is snowmen. 4. I have a quick temper. 5. I consider loyalty the most important quality in a friend. 6. Autumn is my favorite season. 7. Unlike most women, I hate shopping for shoes. 8. I believe in the "conspiracy theory" of JFK's death. 9.I would love to see Alaska someday. 10. I wish I were taller sometimes. Ok the people to be tagged are Chuck, little Italian, Dave,n1kgm, and crow.
Things Done For Me
HELLO THERE FUBARIAN! Boatman needs your HELP! DO YOU KNOW This Person?? DO YOU HAVE THEM ON YOUR FRIEND LIST???You DID ! His Account was reset for whatever reason..but whats Important is HE'S BACK!! Please re add and FAN Help how ever you can to get him back on his feet again Thanks all ! HAVE A GREAT EVENING LOVE Y'ALL Tiffany and Christian BOATMAN@ fubar (repost of original by 'ACHILLES™.Married to Tiffany' on '2008-03-24 20:24:18')
One Day I Will Find True Love!
How I Feel
I Leveled During Daisy's Hh!!
Stuff That I Think About
LIBRA - The A-hole (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. *5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The SUPERIOR One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed.*15 years of bad luck if you do not repost SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . *24 years of bad luck if you do not reposT THIS CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships
What Is Life
my lover. my friend. And now my life. we will last forever. through dark and deep we will be side by side. kids in the halls, us at the holler. no rain or death can split us apart. Together forever and ever. the angels in heaven envy us. The demons in hell hate us. but we, we love us. One man told me that if you dont leave your heart open you will never find love. Well i left my heart open. I found more then love. I found taht if you love everyone no matter what you will be happy. And if you dont love everyone, the one person that needs it might not recieve it. And when i learned this i almost cried. Love is beautiful. Its prettyer than any person and any object. We are like flowers. We live such a short life. In time we slowly wilt and die. We are so beautiful yet its only on the outside. Inside we are ugly. We have no emotions for others. We care only for us.
Funny Blogs
A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," Demanded the agent. " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to - -- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer. One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio were Listening to the radio during breakfast. They hear
My Poetry
lost in the grand scheme of things forever in perpetual motion seeing but not seeing feeling but not feeling a constant battle of what is real or illusion adrift in a vast world of saints and sinners charlatans and the righteous always at my door wanting more giving nothing tearing me apart bit by bitter bit for their own selfish lustful needs never giving always taking filling my heart with sadness and angst leaving me to my inner chaos broken and alone thoughts flying familiar shadows searching waiting wondering an enigma kind yet cruel seeing yet blind it waits stalking innocence eyes flutter pulse races sweat beads nails bite flesh torn answers found unwanted and discarded tears fall inner demons scream quiet solace darkness overwhelms silence has won oh we need a little christmas and that's all you'll get with bills and life all my money is spent no ribbons and paper or shiny new bows only misery, sorrow, and other such woes my son wants everyth
Don't You Know Me
Ice Night Club In Kop
A New Account
ok someone deleted my old account kinda bums me out but its all good so anyone who knew badhabits...well this is him...Paul...i just made some changes so i could get back here am the same guy stop by and add me PLEASEEEE
The Tiger's Den
First Time
A girls first time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod f
A boy gets on a bus, as he sits in his seat he notice man sitting next to him wearing his collar backwards. So The boys ask the man, Y do u have wear ur Collar to ur shirt backwards?. The man replays, Im a Father. The Boy says well my dad is a father an dont wear his collar backwards.The Man replys Im Father of many. The boys says My dad is father of many I have 3 brothers an 2 sisters an he dont wear his collar backwards. The many replys well Im Father of Thousands. The boy leans over an says, Maybe u should wear ur pants backwards!
Sitting Home Alone
So I stayed home sick today I did not want to make everyone else sick also. I just hate being sick. It sucks.
She embraces it The only love she'll ever truly know The only love to never let her go Never hurt her Never betray her She holds it so tenderly in her fingers Careful not to let it slip away Its her sweet serenity It loves her as much as she loves it She can't let it go It's her only hope she grasps its tighter Letting its love sink into her LIght begins to fade Its just her and her love She falls into an empty space Embracing it tighter She feels it all drift away Before she goes she whispers "My only true love is death its self." ok so yea my dad wants to bring sum chick from africa to the us and im really against it but he wont listen to me i still live with him and i think its should be part of my decision to even tho its his money i jus think its a really big mistake....any one have any advice as to what i can do to show him shes jus lookin for a sugar daddy?
Magic Of Love
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're a
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Todays Comment 3/24/08
Sorry I didn't get to send any comments out today. Doesn't help to kick the and now its time to go too work...ugh I hope you all have an awesome day! Hugs and Kisses! Thank you for all the compliments on the comment I sent out...but...I have too give kudos to Mantis...the guy I own this month for making it for me. He did an awesome job. I love it! Below is his link: ЮägØñ¤†ämë® - Please read profile before adding@ fubar Thanks ROCK!!
Passing The Time
Im In A Contest!!!!
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When Is Ur Birthday?
Which Baby are you... ---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spe
Spiritual Connection
And I have been waiting 29 years! But's MY time to be happy! It has happened and I'm not fighting it! Out with the old and in with the new! I'm gonna leave you all on this note for this week: You will never know what is right in front of you waiting for you if you walk around with your eyes to the ground! So keep your head HIGH, grab those wings you see in front of you....and FLY BABY FLY!! I'm holding on to my special wings and we are going places and seeing things. No one but Him and I...
Have A Good Month
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I WENT TO COURT ON FRIDAY, I GOT SOLE PHYSICAL ANS SOLE LEGAL CUSTODY,AND HIS VISITATIONS ARE AS I SEEM FIT AND WITH MY PERMISSION, ONLY. IT WAS GREAT... I GOT ALL I WANTED BECAUSE HE NEVER SHOWED UP FOR COURT. SO WE ARE MOVING TO TEXAS IN 11 DAYS AND WE ARE SO EXCITED..... I WILL KEEP ALL INFORMED AS TO WHAT HAPPENS AS IT HAPPENS. This past week was the best week i could ever ask for. i was able to spend the time with my family all together. My daughter who is in high school and goes to Monahans high ( that is monahans texas), had break the same time my jr high daughter did, and my husband brought both of my kids to see me so that we could be a family for the week. i dont i could have asked for anything better, than to spend it with all three of my girls together. it was the greatest week ever......
My Life
Well not sure where to start. As my my close family members knows ive been having some problems with my husband. On February 14 we had split up and we had worked things out and went back together. Things wasnt getting and easier. So we had split up again. Well I went through alot of thinking about what was going on and today I had decided to end the relationship with him because he had put his friends first. It looks like i wasted 10 and a 1/2 years trying and hoping he would change. But nothing worked. So now im sitting here wondering is there really love out there? As of right now I dont believe in love.
Im writing this because after the week ive gone through a lot has happened to me. me and bri have split up. I didn’t do anything to mess it up just in case u all r wondering. But I love her to death and I would give anything just to have her back by my side. I mean im sorry if this hurts a few people when I say this but yeah, she is the world to me and right now its hard to not think about her. She has been so good to me and I just want her to know that I love her with all my heart and that im here waiting for her because she is the one person I want to be with for the rest of my life. Now on to something more important that I need ur attention on. Recently ive had been sent to the hospital twice cause of my stomach pains because its been hard for me to eat. I mean I want to. I want to bad but when I see it I just lose all apetite and all I do is go lay down and cry myself to sleep because what is going on really sucks. Im really scared because its not fun when the doc is looking u
~pervocity~ A Definition
Hi everybody! I'd like to take the time today to talk about Pervocity, but first I'd like to say this...To all the Nancys out there who I'm about to offend: GET BENT! Ok, now that I have that out of the way, I feel better. I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the definition of Pervocity differs from person to person. Everyone has a line that they won't cross, and if you've done something that makes you feel icky inside, you've crossed a line. That said, there are sometimes when crossing the line is a good thing. The definition given here is my opinion only, based on my own experience. So all of you who are easily offended, and those who disagree can go F*$ yourselves! Now that I've alienated my entire audience, I can continue. Pervocity is a funny thing. What's pervy to one person is just Wednesday to someone else. In my estimation and experience, I have to say that Pervocity is a very good thing. It gets a really bad rap however by those who take it to a icky place.
~pervotard~ A Definition
PERVOTARD: A DEFINITION Category: Parties and Nightlife ~PERVOTARD~ ~Noun~ An individual who enjoys, or is aroused by deviant sexual activity, but lacks the skill to perform it properly. Usually due to inexperience, ignorance, or laziness.
~pervalicious~ A Definition
Pervalicious {per-va-lish-us} ~Adjective~ 1. Acknowledged by the individual or individuals in question as unnatural sexual thought,word, or activity, but still immensely enjoyed by them. ~Example~ I'm feeling extremely Pervalicious this evening! Pervalicious {per-va-lish-us} ~Adjective~ 1. Acknowledged by the individual or individuals in question as unnatural sexual thought,word, or activity, but still immensely enjoyed by them. ~Example~ I'm feeling extremely Pervalicious this evening!
Contest Going
plz click the pic below, comment/rate 4 the contest I'm in...Ty....The Jas
Jericho Cancelled Again
THIS SUCKS! I UNDERSTAND THE PRODUCERSREAD THIS BOARD MAYBE THEY WILL PICK UP ON FX, SCI-I IF YOU ARE A FAN- LAST CHANE!! GO HERE TO "VENT" HERE IS THE STORY: LOS ANGELES (AP) -- "Jericho," the post-apocalyptic CBS drama whose devoted fans rallied to save it from cancellation, has met its end. The show failed to increase its audience and will air its final episode Tuesday, the network said Friday. "Without question, there are passionate viewers watching this program; we simply wish there were more," CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler said in a statement. "We have no regrets bringing the show back for a second try." "Jericho," which stars Skeet Ulrich, was canceled last May, triggering a fan protest that deluged the network with about 40,000 pounds of peanuts - a tribute to the defiant "Nuts!" line uttered by Ulrich's character in the first-season finale. CBS relented and ordered seven new episodes, wh
Have One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
I think so one day
Application For Houseboy
~APPLICATION FOR HOUSEBOY~ Are you now or have you ever been naked?...............Yes/No/Maybe Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________. What size speedo do you wear?......................small/med/lg/XXXL(it means exactly what you think) What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____. Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!! Are you accustomed to living in a basement?..........Yes/No/Where are the shackles? What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________. How often do you masturbate?..... NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists Do you cry during orgasms?.................. Yes/No/Mommy Didn't Love Me! A description of your sexual stamina level is…
~pervertology~ A Definition
~Pervertology~ ~Noun~ ~Pronounced~ {pur-vur-tol-o-gee} The study and experiments with food, small animals, and inanimate objects for sexual pleasure in the name of science. ~Pervertologist~ ~Noun~ ~Pronounced~ {pur-vur-tol-o-jist} An individual who studies and experiments with food, small animals, and inanimate objects for sexual pleasure in the name of science. Also, see MetalGirl_1
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~pervertologism~ A Definition
~Pervertologism~ ~Noun~ ~Pronounced~ {pur-vur-tol-o-jism} A religion based on Pervertology. Not to be confused with Tom Cruisism, which is a sin in EVERY religion.
Help Me Out
I need some help to win this contest. Well you help me? I got alot of friends that comment boom right? where are you now that I need help. I helped alot of people win things and now I need your help. So here is the link. so comment away and thanks for the help! WOW Where do I start. Something that is going on in my life. Well I feel used by my friends. I feel as if they only call me when they are in need. What kind of friends are that? I ask you? What would you do if you friend only seem to call you when they need.... Money, Food, Sex. A place to sleep.   Someone tell me something? BYRD915
I Wish U
Subject: i wish you all the sunshine and love that your hearts can hold i wish you happienest when the nght falls i wish you peace of mind when troubles come i wish you laughter throught the song i wish you find the one true love in yourselfves and know the beauity of all around you and never take one breath of life for granted and enojy what life has to hand you in every way may every dream came true and every prayer be answer for you with love
How is it that one person can make you feel so happy and so sad at the same time???
Ok well this is like my first blog on here! So I dont know what to really say! But I guess I will start by saying that I love FUBAR! It's so much fun and I have met some really kool people! U know who you r! Ummmm Im gonna be graduating in May! Im really excited for that! I'm not working yet but am looking for a job! Im really family orriented! I love my friends! Im single!!! So Im free boys! But I do like someone right now but we'll see! Well I guess thats all I mean like I said I have never done one of these before! But hey R8 me add me fan me anything and I will return the favor! Much Love!
Taking A Break
Hi taking a break here, need to do a couple things, thanks to my true friends for being here...see you soon I hope..hugs
My 1st Fu-owner
Ok so Rick and i got the girls each a fish for Easter. We got an Oscar fish and a sucker fish.. the girls named them Fishie and Sticky... Kids i tell you.
Idiocracy Lives
This is from an article in the local newspaper.. happened three doors from me. POLICE SAY HE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS MESSING WITH GRILL A man arrested early Monday morning after police say he fired several shots off a Bloomington back porch reportedly told police he was just trying to scare off the person he thought was messing with a grill. Chris Williams, 31, of Bloomfield, was arrested on preliminary charges of criminal recklessness with a weapon and carrying a handgun without a permit. He was taken into custody shortly after 1 a.m. after officers heard a weapon being fired near residence. According to Bloomington police reports,officers Chris Scott and Joe Henry were on bike patrol in the Crestmont neighborhood whey they heard what sounded like a shotgun blast. Backup officers arrived at the scene to help find the source of the gunshot sound. After aboiut a half-hour, they again heard the shots. They were able to pinpoint the gunshots to an area in the
Ok so i've been dating this guy for two years. He treats me like shit. I ask myself, why do i stay? And the answer always is : because of the kids. I know its not right to do but i feel i don't have the strength to go on. I am sure there is someone better out there, but will i find him? Who is going to want someone that has four kids? He downgrades me, tells me to leave, just an ass....... and yet i stay. I do have bipolar, so i know i can have my own moods, but, this is bullshit! any advice??
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was born in New Orleans,LA 2.I was adopted. 3. I love to cook/bake. 4. My favorite color is yellow. 5.I used to have a cattery and bred show cats. 6.I was part of the team that was responsable for getting the IMAX camera operating on the space shuttle. 7. I hate yard work. 8 I grow orchids.. 9. I love classsical music. 10.I'm an amateur radio operator, and certified skywarn spotter/storm chaser. I am sending this to...Chell, Beep, Sylvia, Learning to Fly, and Cheryl.
No-tell Motel...discreet Motel Rendezvous
It was late, my wife had already gone to bed and I snuck downstairs to turn on my computer. Moments after signing online, I received my favorite smiling happy face. You were online too. Immediately my cock stirred in my boxer shorts and I typed back my response, ‘Are you wet?’ Immediately your response in capital letters was and emphatic ‘YES’. My cock grew harder, my hand found its way into my boxers and yanked it out and began stroking it. I met you on MySpace. Just my luck, you lived in MI close enough where I travel to several times a year. You too were sexually exploratory, needing a friend at first. I did not want to play any mind games with you, and I told you exactly what I was looking for from the start. I needed a discreet, no strings attached fuck buddy. This was to be hot sex and nothing else at first. You admitted to me that you too were interested in that kind of a relationship, but I must absolutely love eating pussy. I informed you that you had definitely come to
Anexiety Is A Bitch
ok so Ive got bad anxiety which if its really acting up makes my insomnia really bad an makes it so i cant sleep. Now yesterday I was having major problems with my anxiety and had a crap load of tour buses hit us at work. A grand total of 20 or so buses came threw from twelve noon to eight pm. During my entire shift at work i must have delt with at least 800 customers plus cooked all the food for the Chinese side of my work area. It was so busy that we were very backed up and sold out our entire stock of pizza thus making a few customers mad, but that could not be helped. Thus yesterday I dealt with way too many people that i almost lost control on the slight grip on my anxiety and blew up at quite a few people including the punk ass eighteen year old guy that doesnt really do his job in the first place. So today, being monday now, and tomorrow are my days off and im not planning to go anywhere i dont have to go. You might see that i am online but that i may not answer your shouts
Just Slow Down...
JUST SLOW DOWN Wait a minute God, just slow down I’m try to keep up But the world keeps goin ‘round I’m feelin dizzy and a little weak I tried to yell But I couldn’t speak Yeah… Out of control and my voice is gone Stop for a minute, just slow down You’re going too fast Moving too quick I know you have jobs to do You paint the sky, the deepest blue Fill the darkness with Twinklin light Listen to my prayers late at night So could you do me a favor I won’t ask much Just wait a minute God Just slow down I’m try to keep up But the world keeps goin ‘round I’m feelin dizzy and a little weak I tried to yell, but I couldn’t speak Yeah… Wait for a minute, just slow down You’re going too fast Moving too quick, yeah Moving way too quick, uh huh Stop for a minute God, listen to me It won’t take long You will see I’ve got something to say and things to do But I need your help, you’re the only one I could never survive without you So listen to me, it
My Pouncey
ok so i suck at making bullys so heres my plain n simple one my bestest fubar friend pounce is like 83,000 from leveling so plz go show her some love she is a awesome bish ♥DJ Poundexter *Happily Taken* HELLBILLYS HIDEOUT (just a listener bishes)@ fubar one my bestest fubar friend pounce is like 83,000 from leveling so plz go show her some love she is a awesome bish Brought to you by: Punkie
Zodiac Sex
center> Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking.You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself.Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at
Thoughtful Thursday
My soul is gone.Lost and broken.The dreams have faded and This charade is faulted.The endless sorrow continues Through the night. While the hope flies off into the distance. I'm so bored right now... I'm trying to level myself but its not going fast enough... any ideas? >US TANKER: lol it's not past my bed time, I don't have a bed time US TANKER: ok well sweet dreams im sure its past your bed time ->US TANKER: no thats ok US TANKER: maybe next time when you come over to the adult side of the site ->US TANKER: lol ok US TANKER: I deleted my bid ->US TANKER: you already bid though ->US TANKER: you obviously didn't read my offer carefully enough US TANKER: oh well nevermind I thought this was an adult site ->US TANKER: No adult fun, what I offered is what I offered. US TANKER: win sorry ->US TANKER: if you will me? US TANKER: so if i will you do i get any adult fun ***From my shout box earlier. I realize this is an adult site, but adult doesn't necessarily mean stripping of
Love Ass Holes
why cant i make ne more mumms??? i havent made ne today ok why cant i create ne more mumms did i do something wrong to get the ones i did deleted and that had something to do with it?
Well I am more confused now then ever. my wife kicked me out of the house a month ago now and on Easter she said she still loves me but doesn't want to talk to me. To me that doesn't make since. If you love someone wouldn't you want to talk to them at least?
No Talk In The Motel
You meet me at the local motel. When you enter the room, I'm waiting for you right by the door, and I cover your mouth with my hands, motioning you not to say anything. I grab you in my arms, and I kiss you deeply and passionately. You are immediately turned on, for you can't believe how I took control of you. I push you back against the door, and I don’t ask, as I move my hands down you body to your skirt, and I pull it up to your waist. In the same movement, I unbutton your blouse as my hands continue to work up your body while I don’t let you move against the door, locking you lips to mine with a deep exchange of passion. My right hand continues beyond your breasts and moves behind your back between you and the door and with one movement, unhooks your bra. You barely notice when I slip off your blouse and bra in one movement. I don’t even bother to remove my clothes, only taking the time to unbutton my pants and let them fall to my knees as I pull you panties to the side, shoving
My Random Thoughts
"There are 39,000 men and women who make up the United States Coast Guard. This is because we are the Elite within Law Enforcement & Search and Rescue. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports - We go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy - We go out. When the holy lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys his good work with winds that rip houses off the ground - We.. go.. out. So, if by some miracle, you actually have what it takes to become one of us - then - you get to live a life of meager pay, with the distinct possibility of dying.. slow, cold and alone somewhere in the vast sea. However, you also get the chance to save lives and there is NO greater calling in the world then that." United States Coast Guard Semper Paratus (Latin - Always Ready) Well - it's OFFICIAL!! This probably explains why I haven't been around here often.. or more or less off and on.. I've been recommended for re-enlistment by U.S. Coast Guard lega
Kluckin Films Monday Midnight Massacre Radio Show.
Kluckin Films Monday Midnight Massacre Radio show. We want to invite you to listen in on Kluckin Films Monday Midnight Massacre Radio show. Yes, you heard that right, We now have our own radio show. BlogTalkRadio and Kluckin Films announce the launch of Kluckin Films Radio show. Hosted by the Inde Filmmakers of Kluckin Films Dwayne King and Wendell Smith, with Priestess Kandi Ranson behind board making it all happen! Kluckin Films will debut their first Monday Midnight Massacre Radio show in Monday March 31, 2008 Kluckin Films Monday Midnight Massacre Radio show is a live radio show from the creators of Kill Syndrome, Piggy, Nightmares and many other horror films. Kluckin Films gives horror fans a place on the radio to call our own. This program will feature Interviews with celebrities and stars in the movie & music industry, as well as other entertainment venues. Live listener call-ins Updates on Kluckin Films Movie Reviews Contests Gi
Tag ...
Hey Everyone . First of all i just want to Thank all my Friends and Family For all the love you have shown to me .. I have had a death in the family and I will be leaving for Minnesota on Thursday night or early Friday Morning . And will not return home until late Sunday night or early Monday morning I will Miss all of you . I wish the best weekend ever for all of you . All my best Darlee . I sit here today wondering about life . Why it has to be so complicated .Why things never seem to go the way you want them to . I found out today that my son in law had a close call with a I.E.D damn this war . I support our troops to no end . But i hate this damn war . I know that sounds like a oxy moron but i have the highest regards for our troops. My son in law means the world to me . He is the father of my 3 beautiful grand daughters. And the husband of my beautiful daughter . God i pray please bring our troops home .The sooner the better .I know i do a lot of rambling in my thoughts some
Just Like You
I could be mean I could be angry You know I could be just like you I could be fake I could be stupid You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you I could be cold I could be ruthless You know I could be just like you I could be weak I could be senseless You know I could be just like you You thought you were standing beside me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you You thought you were there to guide me You were only in my way You're wrong if you think that I'll
What Hair Suits Me Best?
What Hair Suits Me Best?
Ok,I have a guestion for everyone. Well, i die my hair all the time. So, do i look better with or try: *Blonde *Brown *black *Blonde with brown *Blonde with black *Brown with black *orange, blonde, brown, with black ??????????????????????????
Mom Of The Year Award
I Am Going To Be Going Back To Work
just wanted to let everyone know that i am going to be going back to work here shortly ,so i won't be on during the day .it will probably be next week sometime but i am not sure yet .i will let everyone know through a blog :D.i am going to miss everyone severely ,cause i am probably not going to be on that much period ,but we will see how things go .well just wanted to give you all the heads up on what's going on in my life right now ,oh and i almost forgot to tell everybody ,my wife and i finally got a place of our own :D.
Girlfriend Vs X-girlfriend
It never fails that I seem to have trouble starting any kind of project. Ok, let me clarify.. I'm working on a Bachelor's degree in Psychology. I'm getting there, but dammit... fubar keeps getting in the way of my thoughts! So many people to look at and talk to.. I want to give them all of my attention. Hell, i cant even concentrate on the weddings i'm trying to plan!! Someone save me.. I know they are out there. I need a face to face individual that will keep me occupied. Takers? how often do you put yourself out there? I mean, people come and go like leaves on a tree. How often do you dive in and tell your secrets, hoping that that one 'stranger' could be the one for you? My defination of stranger is one you hardly know anything about. Yes, you think you know things about them... name, age, location... but do you really? A smart person doesnt tell all at once. DUH it's the internet! Isnt that the place where you can be someone you want to be, not who you are? If you are play
Club Fantasia
For all those interested, I am in an auction... check out the details at I got nothing but mad love for my Fantasia family... MadMac ~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Hot Dj.....Dj Tigg Live Interviews One Night Only In Club Fantasia ~
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The Daily Muses
Again and again Enchanted completely, a prisoner of love bending time and space to live again two hearts, beating as one rhythm each a heart within love's heart bursting the barriers of distance the touch of love more than real more than the solid illusions of life deeper than the souls from which it came love, and only love conquers all addendum 621 Dear you, It has been a very long time since we shared a word. Long gone are the days when we were both shared, light and easy and we always knew just what to do. We were so good at the lovers song and dance too. Now I can't open up to anyone, the words won't come. I've tried to share my feelings, but my mouth remains dumb. Writing words that I know you will never read I scratch. The scars on my heart that to this day tingle and itch. Some days I wonder how you are getting along. I hope you staying happy, healthy and strong. Other days I wish I could go back and erase the past. Rebui
My Kids
The Loss She took you away from me The memories of your beautiful faces Is now all that I can see I love you all with all my heart I have been so very devistated As the days and the miles drive us apart I have never stopped loving you You are all my angels Without you all my heart is blue Now as I sit here and see in my mind’s eye You all are growing up and getting older As the days just roll on by Now our time will be here And we do all the things we do We will be together with no fear
Midnight Special
Midnight Special
i am a submissive...not a switch not a top i dont flip flop. i'v been in lifestyle for 6 years i know how to behave in public and at home..i wasnt "born" a submissive events and relationships throughout my life have shaped how i do things im passive by nature and love to please however . i have a mind and opinions and most of all feelings, i am obedient once i'v submitted . i give Respect where its Earned and Courtesy in any other instance. i am loyal loving caring and rarely forget what One likes or expects i am not in to poly arrangements or cybering. texting and yim is fine at first but please be honest with Yourself and me on what You are looking for and Your expectations of any relationship You are seeking with me. i am looking for a caring patient loving loyal content honest accountable attentive Daddy Dom that is NOT married or otherwise attached and IS local and at least active. i am so tired of games and falseness it would be a nice change of pace to find someone who has the a
To My Friends
To my dear friends, I want to tell you that I love you. Yes, YOU! There is no one special person in my life right now. But I have an immense amount of love to give. I do not feel that I am capable of loving any one person right now. To give all my love to one is a risk I am not ready to take again so soon. So, instead, I would much rather share my love with as many people as wish to receive it. I do not mean this in a sexual way! So get that nasty thought out of your head this instant! I mean that I am interested in so many things and in learning so many more things. I am interested in finding out what you all have to say and share with me. I am becoming a new woman and to that end I need help from my friends. Those of you that have become close to me know that I am searching frantically for my place in this world. I am searching for a purpose and a goal, and YES, someone to share it all with. Now, with that all having been said, I hope each and every on
Just Venting Here.....
0k here we g0.. I've g0t al0t 0n my mind lately. Well I just m0ved int0 my 0wn place and thinking w00h00 this is g0ing t0 be exciting. 0mg the first week was heaven I g0t t0 run ar0und naked and just enj0y it.. Then reality hit 0mg c0uld this be anym0re b0ring?? I am a c0untry girl and m0ved fr0m the city back to the g00d 0l c0untry and I l0ve it here but my s0 called friends never c0me and visit me. (That sucks huh).. So n0w that am here by myself I spent al0t 0f time on the interent and man are there s0me weirdos on here.. Ive came acr0ss al0t of g00d sites, Fubar to name 0ne, but I need m0re. So d0es any0ne have any ideas? D0es any0ne 0n here ever have like get t0gethers 0r meet & greets 0r s0mething? Well if y0u have any advice or c0mments by all means please resp0nd.. Thankd f0r taking time t0 reading my vent sessi0n.. Mander
Hey guys how you doing? Hope you all enjoyed your weekend & I wish you a great week ahead. Yesterday Alexis Machine (my boyfriend's band) was offering 10 tracks down loadable for free on Reverbnation. Due to the tremendous response & feedback they’ve received, they decided to extend the offer. I am pleased to let you know that these tracks will be available for free all this week! (Monday March 24 - Friday March 28 @ Midnight) To receive your free down loads simply go to: Hope you enjoy ;-) Tattooed Angel
My Fubar Friends Are The Best!!
Hello my fu-family! How is everybody? I just wanted to introduce ya'll to some of the most awesome people on fubar! If you don't already know them, click on their link and stop by and say hi, maybe even R/F/A them if you like... Mr_Hott**MsRain'sHottLove** {Please read my "AboutMe" to get to know me!}@ fubar Ms Cj Timberlake ~* The Hottest Head Bartender at GCS~@ fubar seankilloran1978@ fubar lovelace@ fubar -Jamiie -@ fubar pjcountry**Member of Spankers*@ fubar ~snowflake~ fuwife of wiggles@ fubar wiggles fuhusband of snowflake@ fubar *BooBooKittyFuk* * FU -OWNED BY *A-MAIZE* & *RAINDROPS* b4 add,favor is ALWAYS returned!@ fubar budman_35@ fubar tappinit ~~ Up for BID ~~ Get your very own Animations ! ~~ C Blog
~i Love To Touch Her~
~I Love to Touch Her~ Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch Peace.
~one Taste~
~One Taste~ When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole Peace.
~her Paradise~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Her Paradise~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bring me to her paradise a feeling of within, naked to her loving eyes caressing me with sin I long to feel her softest kiss upon my dampened skin Bring me to her paradise, and let our bodies meet the trickle of the rain outside would shower us with heat, I wish to be her fantasy and make our love complete Peace.
Pissy People!
okay.. for those of you that decide you aren't talking to me anymore cuz i am not constantly on your profiles commenting you... get a freakin' LIFE! i have one......... fubar is NOT it!!! i do what i can when i can... if you choose to validate a friendship with how many comments you get... sucks to be you!!! for the rest of yas... i love yas!
Thinking Of Leaving
When I first signed up on here I really enjoyed it. Met a lot of really great people, one in particular. But lately it seems all anyone cares about is NSFW pics... or rating pics NSFW when they shouldn't be... and leveling up. No body wants to chat anymore. And as for that one friend. Well her and I had become "best friends". However recently things have gone down hill between her and I. Not really sure how it all started. But awhile back I... well lets say I did a favor for her. She told me recently that she would be able to "return" that favor. Hmmmm yea hasn't been returned and in fact I now can't get her to return my calls, emails, etc. Guess so much for that "friendship" What a laugh, right? Guess you could say I learned my lesson. There's not much point to this blog... just needed to get some of my thoughts and aggravations out. Not yet sure if I'll leave this site for good. Although some of you may have already noticed I'm rarely on here anymore anyway... now
~lover's Embrace~
~Lover's Stolen Moment~ A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames Peace.
~reach Out...i'll Be There~
~Reach Out...I'll Be There~ Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it
My Future
Well its been about almost a year and a half now since I graduated with my bachelors degree and life came to a crashing stop. I dropped out of med school and decided to party and travel. I finally found myself in Tennessee with a decent life but not being satisfied. I have been contemplating life what I really want to do. I am debating on going back to med school and finishing. But in order to do that I would have to sell my house and move. So what do you think I should do? Should I just live with what I have and keep living my life or should I go grow up and go back to school?
so i walked into the casino with 500$...and left with 60,000....  ho...lee.....shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!!!!!!   okay....this is awesome....  bbl.... goin to dinner!     RP! im finished with my LA its time to hit new orleans for a week......we are staying in the french quarter for 1 week.... then im heading to massachusettes to work and kikass......  so. ...LA was a success with everything......and it was awesome to see friends and hang out n stuff.  ...quiet mikes drivin a is still werkn @ wonderland...lil wendy finally turned 21 and shes always our lil sis....shes awesome!.... danielle took the CA. bar exam....twice.....and didnt pass...but she will.........jaquiline is MIA......  irish james died like 2 weeks ago @ beckas house......becka turned into a hooker this year........big black james is not as angry as he used to be....colin hit 1 year last week...holy crap!!!...... lil alex gained 8 lbs. ....then lost 4.... wtf?...... everything seems cool asid
do you love life or do you hate it?
Cum Play With Me
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Help Me Plz!!!!!!!!!!!
help me level up to level 3 please
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Pics That I Am Making For Friends
The Army Of Darkness
The Army Of Darkness
LIFE IN THE 1500'S > The next time you are washing your hands and complain > because the water temperature isn't just how you like > it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts > about the 1500's: > > > Most people got married in June because they took > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting > married. > > Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot w ater. > The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean > water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and > finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the > water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the > Bath water. > > Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, > with no wood underneat
Vacation!!!! (we're Back)!!
Well my 8 year old daughter and I had such a blast in San Francisco and will definitely go back. We stayed at the Radisson on the Wharf, great Hotel, typical hotel, never absolutely quiet as a hotel is not unless you spend lotsa money but it was very nice. Got there kinda late the first day, so just kinda walked around the Wharf a bit and had dinner. Next morning, did the Alcatraz tour. What a trip!! Never knew so much history there and would love to do the night tour. Ooooh scarey!! Went to the Aquarium on the Bay which was very cool. My daughter loved it. Took the BART to Downtown Berkeley to see an old friend and had dinner with her. It was a wonderful visit. The last full day we had there it was kamakazee!!! Rode the old trolley car, chinatown, Gheridelli, Museums, did alot, I mean ALOT of walking. Spent the last evening on the Wharf and just enjoyed all the sights and sounds. Didn't get to do all the things we wanted to do but next time we will do things differently. At least n
~pieces Of April~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Til The World Ends~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seasons change and summer's gone Another year of love I've known Fades like a dream Rearrange, girl, make yourself strong You're not the first or last who's lost everything And you can bundle up your feelings Hang them in some closet Until you need them again All of us brokenhearted young lovers Oh, we'll search for one another 'Til the world ends Frosty window, scribbled name Stabbing sad refrain of What's come to pass The candle glows, so follow the flame The light of hope can ease the pain of loneliness And you can bundle up your feelings Hang them in some closet Until you need them again All of us brokenhearted young lovers Oh, we'll search for one another 'Til the world ends You know we all live for once Using is a part of living your life Daylight always follows the night Looking at life as it's always been It will be that way here 'Til the world ends Peace.
I Have To Leave Again
Haley@ fubar ->Haley: no Haley: interested? Haley: basically in exchange for being teased ->Haley: why? and in exchange for what? Haley: i know a friend who wants to provide that for a girl ->Haley: what are you talking about? Haley: hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to work or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of? ->Haley: hello Haley: hi This fubar member rated me a "1" and left a very ugly comment on my page. This was in retaliation to a comment I left on one of his recent blogs. He was totally downgrading our Military Personnel. All I did was send a comment in support of our Military. Please stop by his page and show him the same love and respect that he does for our Military Personnel...which is nothing! Porch Monkey 4 Life@ fubar This guy just went to one of my friends page and ripped all of her photos, including one that was made special just for her. When she tried to confront him to ask why, he blocked h
~eve's Side Of The Story~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EVE'S Side of the Story~~~~~~~~~~~~ After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc......... she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I w
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 years and 55 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a n
Well I recently found out that I have alot of loose ends still out there.... Is it human nature to always wounder what if or what could have been? I feel so guilty, I have a bf I am truely in love with, but yet I still wounder what could it have been? What if he would have choose me over his problems? I wish it would go away! I am happy with the one I am with and dont want anyone or anything else, but yet I keep thinking about it. Its not like I am going to leave, I have no intentions on that. I just want to know why I have to wounder about something I don't even want? Any words of wisdom? I need help!
Disabled Pregnant Woman Used As Target Practice
ALTON, Illinois (AP) -- Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete floor. Dorothy Dixon ate what she could forage from the refrigerator upstairs, where housemates used her for target practice with BBs, burned her with a glue gun and doused her with scalding liquid that peeled away her skin. They torched what few clothes she had, so she walked around naked. They often pummeled her with an aluminum bat or metal handle. Dixon -- six months pregnant -- died after weeks of abuse. Police have charged two adults, three teenagers and a 12-year-old boy with murder in the case that has repulsed many in this Mississippi River town. "This is heartbreaking," police Lt. David Hayes said. "It was almost as though they were making fun of the abuse they were administering. This woman was almost like living in a prison." Investigators put much
Just Me Being Me!!! :)
I know I haven't been online lately. Its been a rough couple of weeks. Really ROUGH!!! Things are happening here in my real world that are making my head spin. Then with Easter coming up, my youngest child coming home, family and friends visiting for the holidays... it was an absolute mess... I am sorry for not being around. Hopefully things are slowed down enough for me to be on line a little more. I am still awaiting my 4 (soon to be 5) year old's arrival. That should be TOMORROW!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Once my life gets back to some level of normalcy... I will be online more often like before. I am sure you can all understand... somethings in life... have to take PRIORITY over FuBar!!! With Much Love To All!!!! ~AngL~
The Truth
I don't understand, why are you being so mean, you're a mean mean man. you're just jealous because im gay and your not get the dick out of your mouth and that is why you are of me because you, you just can't do what i do so instead of just admitting it you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie, a meanie but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you look an idiot when you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie big weenie. aight listen, i need you to focus, i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important, we are going to perform an experiment of the sorts i'm gonna have to ask you to bare with me for a moment, now i need you to open, your mind your eyes close em' you are now about to be placed under my hypnosis, for the next four and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mind to find out why your so f**king jealous. now why did
Funny Crap
Well according to Mel and Ty tartar sauce and mayo make pretty good substitutes for sperm, but now this has me thinking... If you could actually chose the flavor what would you chose? Sorry Mel, if I hijacked your blog..but thought this would be a funny add on..because mayo and tartar sauce makes me wanna puke at the moment! lol Would it be a condiment..or something better?
The Story Of My Life.
In the movie of our life, starring you and me. Hollywood is in for a treat, wait until they see. The stage is all ours, so let's put on a good show. We act these roles so well, but they will never know. Shakespeare seems out of date, Romeo and Juliet got old. Baby they have nothing on us, so let our story be told. We write romance scenes, like forever had no end. It all comes so natural, with an amazing boyfriend. We've only gotten started, the end is far from now. Nothing can break us up, not even a broken vow. People watch the notebook, is that all Hollywood's got? Boy, you and me alone, make those scenes look hot. They'll write a story one day, and a movie to go with it. Just get us to act it out, It would be the greatest hit. We may never be Hollywood's hottest, Brad and Angelina will be in the past. It will last as long as their careers, but baby you and I will forever last.
All Of My Online Poetry
A picture is worth a thousand words, at least thats what I've been told. But a picture of you is worth more to me than gold. Cause you are the spark that ignites the fire inside of me. Illuminate the dark and set my spirit free. You are the spark that ignites the fire inside of me. You have the key to my heart so set me free. With eyes like diamonds you draw me close Until your lips touch mine and were nose to nose. A million butterflies flap their tiny wings, As a chorus of heavenly angels gladly sing. You are the spark that ignites the fire inside of me. You have the key to my heart so set me free. You asked if our love will last and I think it might, If we try hard to make things right after every fight, To wipe away eachothers each and every tear, To be there for eachother year after year. You are the spark that ignites the fire inside of me. You have the key to my heart so set me free. © Brett Harper Awake, awake oh mighty Athena, feared and honored g
The Moon and Stars are the objects In my mind. When the night falls in to the darkness, my mind drifts in to sleep. I think of you, the only one for me. Wonderful thoughts, of our past, fill my mind, your soft touch, your arm around my body holding me tighter and tighter each time. Then my mind wonders to our future on the day I wish I could be with you. In a few hours I will be with you, and It will be like it once was, and our life will be happy.
My Stories
April, 26 2008 07:00 PM - Edgefest , Little Rock, Arkansas - check out for more info April, 27 2008 07:00 PM - Cotillion , Wichita, Kansas - April, 29 2008 07:00 PM - Aztec Music Hall , Amarillo, Texas - April, 30 2008 07:00 PM - Cain’s , Tulsa, Oklahoma - May, 2 2008 07:00 PM - Shrine Mosque , Springfield, Missouri - May, 3 2008 07:00 PM - Beale Street Music Festival , Memphis, Tennessee - May, 5 2008 07:00 PM - House of Blues , Myrtle Beach, South Carolina - May, 6 2008 07:00 PM - Valarium , Knoxville, Tennessee - May, 8 2008 07:00 PM - House of Blues , Orlando, Florida - May, 9 2008 07:00 PM - Sloss Furnace , Birmingham, Alabama - May, 11 2008 07:00 PM - The National , Richmond, Virginia - May, 12 2008 07:00 PM - House of Blues , Atlantic City, New Jersey - May, 14 2008 07:00 PM - Bogart’s , Cincinnati, Ohio - May, 15 2008 07:00 PM - Piere’s , Ft. Wayne, Indiana - May, 17 2008 07:00 PM - Columbus Crew St
Why Are Ppl So Mean
I never received a Blast before. Would someone be kind enough to give me one please?
Drunken Stories
To start this blog off, I am finally among the living. I had a wild Saturday night and paid for it all day yesterday! Having to be around family all day long with a hangover and 4 hours of not so good sleep does not make for a fun Easter. Saturday was a busy day of cleaning and shopping and appeasing Peter's sister by showing up to her house for their BBQ(even though I didn't go)but Peter did for a short while so that made it ok. We then went to our friends house for dinner. We had planned to get together for some drinks that night but she bought salmon and shrimp for dinner and invited us over for that as well. Dinner was delicious and we started in on the margarita's. We were having a good time. Their older son left and their younger son was asleep, passed out up stairs in his room because he had stayed up all night at a friends house the night before playing xbox live. We really only intended to drink 2 bottles. We somehow went through them pretty fast. The stuff i
Easter Is Not Dead!
My Blast Photo
$25,000 fu-bucks for a photo of my BLAST
The Diamond Vault
My Recipes!!
FUNK MARTINI 1 1/2 OZ. Vodka 1/2 OZ. Triple Sec and a splash of Cranberry juice, and Pineapple Pour liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well, strain into a chilled martini glass!! now I tend to not be so fancy, lol, and mix the ingredients right in my glass(and i'm not classy enough to use a martini glass anymore lol so i use the rocks glass) I also want to add that this does sound sweet but I promise you will enjoy it has a fruit punch taste that will knock ya on yur butt!!! lol enjoy! ROCK ON DANI!! This is an easy recipe and fun to make hope you enjoy!! PEANUT BUTTER CAKE!! INGREDIENTS * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups packed brown sugar * 1 cup creamy peanut butter * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 cup milk * 3 eggs, lightly beaten * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips DI
Sent 2 Me
Other People's Words
I love the original of this song by Adele.  I mean, it's Adele.  What's not to love?  However, this accapella version by John Legend...unf.  It's been on repeat for days now. John Legend - Rolling in the Deep (Adele Cover) by johnlegend Day 01 – Your favorite song (Somebody to Love - Queen)Day 02 – Your least favorite song (Lips of an Angel - Hinder)Day 03 – A song that makes you happy (Fuck You - Cee Lo Green)Day 04 – A song that makes you sad ( Behind the Wall - Tracy Chapman and Wreck of the Day - Anna Nalick)Day 05 – A song that reminds you of someone (Best I Ever Had - Drake)Day 06 – A song that reminds of you of somewhere (Antes Muerta Que Sencilla - Maria Isabel)Day 07 – A song that reminds you of a certain event (Prozak - Dexter Freebish)Day 08 – A song that you know all the words to (La Vie Boheme - RENT)Day 09 – A song that you can dance to (Feedback - Janet Jackson)Day 10 – A song that makes you fall asle
Interesting Converstation ... Start At The Bottom
As always start at the bottom. Name: ♫Punkin™♫ ♥♥... (Online) Level: Henchman (22) Gender: Female Plymouth, IN Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Enter message: ->♫Pun...: I do wish you the best of luck .. Later.z ->♫Pun...: I won't bother you no more .. you think I am just a rambling ex ... but I am the one that is smart enough to say he isn't worth it ... ->♫Pun...: I really hope you get to read what was talked about. I have no ill will toward you .. I just don't want to see you go through the same shit I did ->♫Pun...: all I have to say is he is good ... I wish you the best of luck .. you are gonna need it ... ->♫Pun...: he used the same lines on me Punkin I swear to you ->♫Pun...: why didn't you just take him wiht you when you came here? Name: Jedi Master Goatse Level: Pimp (17) Gender: Male Plymouth, IN Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Enter message: ->Jedi Maste...: did he tell you
Words To Live By
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

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