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Vote For Sum Of None For Cpr Fest
Wassup everyone...my band is in a contest for the Big Star Search for CPR Fest,to play the openin spot at,this years CPR Fest,the local radio station summer concert,here on the Coast,all you have to do is vote for Sum of None,then 18 bands will be picked to play a battle of the bands,then the two winners go on to the pic it-or-flick it,the winner of that will play the openin at,this years CPR Fest,this is the link to go vote on,and its on the left hand side of the page www.979cprrocks.com we thank everyone for their support.
Wanna Own Me?!?!
Who Wants Fubucks
Wtf
Funnystuff
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?' Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the las t two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered me up.
I'll Be Away For A While.
Babyluv
PLEASE GO COMMENT MY NEW SEXY PICS PLEASE Hey what up everybody me and 1 of my friends on here are having a contest to see who will get the most comments and ratings so help me to win please lol so go comment me rate me do what you gotta do to help me when lol thank you https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/ index.aspx?referid=EmailFriends&p=445881&x=.jpg
Hit Me Up
HIT ME UP ON YAHOO MSGR. MY SCEENAME IS DOWNLOW1021 IM BOARD AND HORNY:)
Lonely And Bored
So tell me...how is that on St. Patty's day that I'm sitting in doing absoutely nothing? When I should be out getting drunk off my ass!!! Oh thats right....cause no one wanted to do anything!! Dagger...so I'm lonely and bored. Does anyone even care? Lol...I didn't think so..I know its my own problem, it just sucks!! Sooo..I just wanted to share all that with you..thanks!! LoL
Playboy Bunnies
We are currently looking for PlayBoy Bunnies for THE PLAYBOY CLUB LOUNGE! You will be apart of the lounge and be staff. You will greet people as they come. You will be auctioned off to members who decide to bid for you. If you would like to be a PLAYBOY BUNNY! Just leave a comment! I will give you even more details.
My Fantasies!!!
I love myself I want you to love me When I feel down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come running You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I love myslef I want you to love me When i feel down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no *spo
My New Owner:d
Go show this wonderful lady some love:D She will return it
Dirty Joke : Triplets
Smiley
Don't ask me why I feel the need to blog this... A few weeks ago while I was at work, I got a personal call on my cell... not supposed to get personal calls while on the clock and definately should not be on the cell at work, but no one else was there and it was from someone who means the world to me and I wasn't going to miss their call for anything. Eventually I did have to get off the phone when the delivery guy stopped by to get me to sign off on the invoice. The next week, one of the other people I work with was there when the same delivery guy came again and she told me that when he was getting the invoice signed asked where "Smiley" was. When she asked him who Smiley was he told her he meant me and he was calling me that because that was one of the first times he'd ever seen me with a REAL smile on my face. I have to "smile" at work but I guess it's true that if you know someone enough you can tell when it's a real smile or not. I've always told the person that I
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Best Friend
Moon, We met be chance..6+months ago. From the moment we started talking a connection was formed. As we shared with each other our lives, and hopes and dreams, a funny thing happened. I fell in love. Through all the drama that has swirled around us (caused by me, you have stuck by my side like glue. You have become my best friend. As we progressed, we started to feel each others touch and emotions. This is a new experience for me, and confirmed in my heart that you are my soulmate. When we finally met, we fit together like pieces of a puzzle. I have fallen hard for you, and all I want is your happiness. I know this is a rambling thought, but I am not much of a writer. I am not sure what hand life is going to deal us, but I do know that you will always be my best and closest friend, and I will ALWAYS be here for you. I love you unconditionally, and am grateful for the love you give in return. Thank you for answering me on that 1st day, and letting me into your circle of friends. You
Wrestlemania Poll
I need everyones opinion and votes here... who do u think will win this year at Wrestlemania? Undertaker vs Edge Batista vs Umaga Floyd Mayweather vs Big Show Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels HHH vs Randy Orton vs Cena please respond
What's Going On In My World...
I am now living in Temple and will be moving to a more permanent place soon. I started a new job today and am very happy with how today went. Overall things are good and I am happy :) More later...
A Friends Loss
As I talked with my friend Holley tonight she learned that a good friend had just died. My heart go out to her, her family and the her friends wife who I can only imagine is just devistated. Love and Prayers to all of you. To me death is one of life's greatest mysteries. It is creates the most important questions, because the answers affects how we live our lives. One question is simple; what comes after this? When we are faced with the death of a friend or relative, we are stunned with grief. We don't understand, he was here and now he's not, where did he go? Where does the spirit go and how is my spirit supposed to go on without you? This is the greatest and most diffucult spiritual quest that anyone must endure. To lose a dear friend a child or a spouce never seams fair, and that raises the question of why? Why this good man, good husband? Why not the rapist I saw on TV last night? Why him? Why do this to me? Why??? All these are questions I cannot answer. Nor d
Bored
My Vaction
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERY ONE KNOW I HAD A WONDERFUL; VACATION ....THANKS TO JACKCROW AND DONE HURTING FOR MAKING THIS IS BEST ANYONE COULD HAVE ....I LOVE YOU GUYS FOR EVERYTHING AND FOR BEING THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST.....YOU BOTH WILL ALWAYS BE VERY SPECIAL TO ME .....I LOVE YOU GUYS
Broken Heart
Bored
it fucking sucs to be bored on st pattys day, lol. i just had to share that. ~that is all~
New Place
I'm So Sorry To Anybody I Didn't Get To Return The Luv.. They Had To Mess Up My Phone And Internet To Transfer My Stuff To The New Place... When They Did It Reset All Of My Alerts And E-Mail... :-( To The Rest Of My Friends I Have Not Had The Chance To Talk To, I Have Started To Move To A New Place So Please Hang Tight And Don't Let Me Go Just Yet... ;-) Hope All Is Good In The Fubar Hood... Hope To Slow Down Again One Day... Take Care All And I Will Talk To You L8r.. I Know I Have Not Really Been On Here Much L8ly Anyway, But I Have Got To Do Some Things And Will Not Even Be Logged In For A While... Hope All My Peeps Are Well, And I WILL Be Back On When I Get All The Bull$hit Sorted Out... Take Care All And ThanXXX For Any And All Love Or Anything Else That May Get Lost In The Mess.... C-Ya All L8r On... P.S. Am I The Only One That Has The Problem Of Missing Friend Request??? (They Show In The Alerts, But The Are Not There) :-(
Little Irish Humor
AN IRISH MAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS MARTINI AFTER MARTINI,TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING THE OLIVES OFF THE STICK PLACES THEMS IN A JAR. AFTER ALL THE DRINKS WERE CONSUMED HE PRECEEDS TO LEAVE THE GUY NEXT TO HIM STOPPED HIM AND ASKED HIM WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.THE GUY REPLIES OH IT IS NOTHING JUST ME WIFE SENT ME OUT FOR A JAR OF OLIVES.
My Owner
She is not only my owner, but a great friend. Give her a good spanking. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH ~ {Captain 2nd Alarm Hotties Swat Team}@ fubar
I'm Mad
I can't beleive Flavor Flav eliminated Myamme!!! >:(
Untitled
Need Help Plzzzzz
Hello I really need all the help I can get on this one... so please help if you can... This is really important. I have helped many in theirs and I need the help in mine now... I think You are supposed to fan, rate and add to be able to help in this contest. Here is the link to my pic that needs the comments...
Amusing Tidbits From Nikkita Stone
Out of the mouths of babes comes this news. Budding scientist, 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts from Benito Middle School in Tampa, Fla., has created a science project that has lots of grown-ups sitting up and taking notice. Her conclusion: Ice at fast food restaurants is laced with bacteria. Lots of it. Tampa Bay Online reports that Roberts examined the amount of bacteria in the ice served at fast food restaurants and the amount of bacteria in the toilet bowl water in those same restaurants. The toilet bowl water was cleaner 70 percent of the time. Even Roberts found the results to be startling. She told Tampa Bay Online reporter Michele Sager, "I thought there might be a little bacteria in the ice, but I never expected it to be this much. And I never thought the toilet water would be cleaner." The study: Roberts collected ice samples from five fast food restaurants near the University of South Florida, including from self-service dispensers inside the restaurants and from drinks se
Accepting
my dear friend,i am not irish,but accepted from me this great st.patrick day,salutings and greetings for all my celtic friends,. celtic-kelta,this is hungarian word,deos,t mean, people cames from east..many hungarian words are in english,..lolove.laslo ,from hunland-hungary
Truth..and Nothing More
I am not your savior. I am not the person to make all the bad things in your life disappear. I am not the one who you will treat better or worse depending on your last relationship. I am not the person who will deal with your drinking or drugs and say “Baby its ok”. I am not the one who will deal with your lies or the promises you never intended to keep in the first place. I will not listen to those words which mean nothing when shown no action behind them like “I love you”. To me those are just words followed by more words that have no meaning if the actions behind them are not followed. Life sucks and it’s tough. But then again when isn’t it. So many say they are “searching”. For what I ask. What is it you feel you need to complete yourself? You will not find it in another. No one person can make you whole. I have met many on here and made some close friendships. I appreciate you all. So many have heard me say that I am in a time out so to speak. Well I am I no longer am searching.
Mans Best Friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
Far Away Love...
Far Away Love... I met this dear person, in a very unusual way, While introducing myself on the computer, one day. We said "hello how are you", and I gave him my name, We didn't get to familiar, 'cause I thought this might be a game. Then weeks progressed on, and we became close friends, Then all of a sudden, my feelings started to descend. I got scared cause I felt something that I couldn't explain, And my feelings towards him, dealt with love and some pain. All of a sudden he avoided me, not bothering to say much, Then one day came a message, saying "hi, it's me, keep in touch". I started to have more feelings, for a person I didn't know, Then days turned into weeks, and I let my feelings grow. Although apart by distance, but never in heart, Although not together, we're never apart. I believe there is something written about our love, It's written in the sun, the moon, and the stars above. Destined to be, I pray thats what we are, Even when it hurts, cau
American Idol Amanda Overmyer
Com'n Yall and let me know what you think of Amanda Overmyer. If you like her u can go to Amanda-Overmyer.org.
Miss Finn Says...
Starting is always difficult. Actually it isn´t if it´s just an action, but saying something is never too easy. This is why I prefer to sing. Beer helps too and maybe this is why I joined fubar. I like making friends, I love talking to people when there is something to exchange. There are many things up to happen in my life. Some real big changes and it will be nice to have a place to escape sometimes... Cheers! Miss Finn
Mistake
General Info...news Etc...
If any of you have Yahoo and read the news they posted yesterday, or pretty much any news source, then you are aware that we have reached 4,000 of our men and women that have died doing what they believed in. This is by no means a bash of any sort. I for one wish the war was over too, but will stand behind all of them until the day that I die!!! This is just so that those of us that believe in them know how many Angels have given all they had for us and that this is why we are here. 4,000 families given tragic news. 4,000 funerals. This is also so that those of you that may be reading this and don't support these Angels, just a little reminder to you of how many have given everything so that you may be entitled to that opinion, with no reprocussions. Nobody wants war. Nobody wants sacrifice. But these 4,000 along with the hundreds of thousands before them, believed in fighting for what you thought was right. For what this country stands for. THEY ARE ONE OF THE REASONS THIS COUNTRY IS
Crystal Slipper Size12
All The Things Your Man Wont Do - Joe IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH NOW,AND I've FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW "THE BAR"...WHAT I LOOK LIKE! PLUS...I've PUT DOWN "SOME TRACKS"! SO ENJOY THE MUSIC! LATER! I'm New,Y'all...So Give Me A Hollah...and A Hell Yeth!...Peace!
Tears
Well had a really great boyfriend but he decided after us getting into a argument that could of been corrected in other ways to break up with me.. ya that hurt .. and the big thing is i didn't even get to say anything to him before he decided to take all of his shit and move out of my house... damn that hurt cuz i thought i ment more to him then a damn letter and leaving without saying goodbye to... oh well guess fucking life moves on...
Emotional Attraction
The attraction I feel towards you is more than just physical. The Emotions I hold for you are more than just love. A true friend it there when you need them, and when you don't. Able to look past all the bull and forgive you, still love you. You broke my heart that day, and many others. I still came back to you. We were friends first and I wanted to keep that. But more than that we were lovers. I couldn't resist you and you knew it. You were the same for me but wouldn't admit it. Feelings you didn't want to have, pushed off onto another... Passed off onto another. A guilty conscience. Mine was too! But Still I have this Emotional Attraction to you! I'm pissed and hurt and spiteful towards you. But I will not tell you that. Just to talk to you is what I want. To be held and loved by you is what I need. But I'm not as stupid as you think. I know why you do it, why you deny me and lie to me. Never have I found my match until I found you, I think for you it's the s
Girl/guy Facts
1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Don't force her to do anything. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she will scream and say put me down but really, she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it will get back to her! 17. Don't ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! 18. Take her for a long walk at night! 19. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close. 20. Neve
Just A Rate
Please rate this pic need all i can get :) Thank you
Trust
Happy St. Patricks Day
The Words You Say
the pain still cuts me even tho i know it is thru. i can still feel the knife blade cutting, like the wound was still brand new. magical lies were told to me and i beleived every one imagine my suprise now that all the magic is gone. nothing left but lies and tears for something that i could not control. all that i have left to show for it is this pulsing, gaping hole. maybe i will bleed to death when no one is around. maybe it will come swift and never make a sound. wishing for death is one thing but recieving is the plan becoz that is all that is left for me since i will never again hold ur hand.

Fate In Your Hands
Our lives are ruled by a few things: 1. Good decisions 2. Bad decisions 3. Not making decisions 4. Allowing others to make decisions for us 5. Listening to bad advice. 6. Listening to good advice. Fate is, well, nothing more than a wisp of wishes felt or thought. However, hope is not a plan.
The Great American Santa Sale
SANTA NEEDS YOUR HELP! ...again... Click this picture and FAN ADD & RATE BELLADONNA! (you know you wanna) PLEASE HELP SANTA'S FAVORITE NAUGHTY LIL HELPER Be sure to Add/Rate/Fan the Santa too so you get coal in your stocking! @ fubar
Downrater 1
http://fubar.com/user/1027639 go show her some fubar love lol plz
Test
OMGGGGGGGGG!!!! DJ POUNCE IS KICK'IN AZZ IN HELLBILLY'S HIDEOUT!!!! SHE'S ONE KICK AZZ SEXY DJ COME AND CHECK HER OUT >
Music.
I effing love this song and musicjesus.com didn't have it :( I'm uber peeved! Does anybody know of a site that supplies you with singular music codes aside from musicjesus.com? :P This blog feels mighty incomplete! JA RULE LYRICS Put it On Me [Ja Rule] Where would I be without my baby The thought alone might break me And I don't wanna go crazy But every thug needs a lady [Ja Rule] Girl it feel like you and I been mourning together Inseparable, we chose pain over pleasure For that you'll forever be a, part of me Mind body and soul ain't no I in we (baby) When you cry who wipes your tears When you scared, who's telling you there's nothin to fear Girl I'll always be there When you need a shoulder to lean on Never hesitate knowing you can call on, your soul-mate And vice versa, that's why I be the first to See Jacob's and frost your wrist up Now you owe me, I know you're tired of being lonely So baby girl put it on me [Chorus 2X: Ja Rule] Where would I be
Mistakes
Best Quote
MY BEAUTIFUL GODSON angel WAS BORN MARCH 16, 2008 AT 6PM 7LB 20 IN LONG life is just a dream on the way to death...
Beautiful Women
Pitbull Playground
WE WANT YOU TO COME PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS. AT THE PITBULL PLAYGROUND. WHERE OUR BARK MAKES YOU WANNA DANCE. MEET OUR DJ’S. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLICK THE PICTURE AND COME TO OUR PLAYGROUND. WE ONLY BITE IF YOU ASK! We are also hiring the following.... Dj's, Greeters, Promoters, and Bartenders. Come on in and ask for Tracy!
What I Do....
Just got an email that a Rottie I have fostered for over a year may have finally found his forever home. wow...over a year. We have all become rather attached to each other (except when he hogs the bed). With a heavy heart I am crossing my fingers for him. The rescue I work with and Freedom's bio can be seen below: http://www.ncrottierescue.net/html/adopt_me.html#F Dear Friends: Please send this to any person or rescue that you think can save Poor Fluff, Golden Ret./ Chow Mix or any animal at this shelter. They are closing for renovations tomorrow and all animals will be pts (Put To Sleep). Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:45 AM Subject: FW: Poor Fluff-North Carolina-Senior-His home burned and he will die tomorrow!!!! Look at Fluff’s Pics Attached above!!!! http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10889779 FLUFF We think this poor old fella belonged to folks whose home burned to the ground. He and several other pets are now homeless and i
Be Today
Everyday of your life you are in the process of becoming that which you will be, today is a unique oppurtunity to own yourself and be. Today who is it you wish to be? Will you be brave? will you be bold? decisive Will you allow past failures to hurt your ability to suceed now Take control of your attitudes and selfdoubt and focus on what you want to achieve and make it happen! Be today the person you desire to be.
Awareness Test
Hot Tempered
Contests & Giveaways
Well, for those that know me...know I have spent alot of time helping my friends & even some of their friends out in contests & leveling.... Now, I'm asking for some in return...I have a beautiful friend that is in contest & needs bombers & raters...Plus, Im in a Giveaway myself...Come show some Love... Dragonphyre is needing 50,000 comments for a Happy Hour...She really deserves this...Click this link for hers.. Then...there is me *BIG GRIN* I am in a contest for a 1 mo. VIP & a bling pk. there is no time limit, but I need 20,000 comments...trying to get this done before my VIP runs out on the 29th of this mo. So, if you wanna spank me with comments.....Clink this link for mine.... Come show us some love....I will return love given...Show us what awesome friends I have...Woo Hoo!! Hey, while your there...Show the Hosts of these Contests/Giveaways some love too..I know it will be returned.... Thanks *HUGS* ~*Lena*~
Gansta Princess
NEED SOME HELP LEARNING THIS SITE AND WANT TO MAKE SO NEW FRIENDS ey yo we all need to get so fubared it isnt funny lol just wanting to make some friends
Back With A Vengence
Brought Back By Popular Demand! BACK WITH A VENGEANCE SHOW LIVE IN SPIRITS DEN! TONIGHT @7PM. CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER Music Provided By Snake Bite Radio Check Us Out !
Please Read And Repost - A Cause Near And Dear To My Heart
What: Paul Demas 2nd Annual Memorial Golf Scramble Tournament When: May 17, 2008, 1:30 PM Please sign up by: April 18, 2008 All proceeds benefit The Ohio State University Comprehensive Cancer Center-Arthur G. James Cancer Hospital and Richard J. Solove Research Institute. Can I help if I don't golf? Absolutely. Besides individual players and foursomes, we are also looking for sponsors and volunteers to help at our event. How can I volunteer to help at the event? Please contact Scott Long, Norris McMackin, or Paul Moore or send an e-mail to pauldemasmemorial@yahoo.com. How can I help sponsor? You can help sponsor in multiple ways: Individuals, groups, or companies can sponsor a hole for $100. Signs will be posted at each hole named for the contributor or the contributor's honoree. You can pledge a contribution of your choice. You may donate gift items to be used as prizes. Sponsorships, contributions and donations can be made through any of the above named contac
7 Day Blast
giving away a 7 day blast will hold a contest first person to 20,000 comments wins blast open to men and women contest will start as soon as i have 15 entries send me a shout or message me and which photo u want me to use thank you contest starts at 12pm cst on march 18th ist place receivest the 7 day blast 2nd place receives 75,000 fu-bucks 3rd place recieves 25,000 fu bucks good luck all and have fun ok prize update first place will receive their choice of a 7 day blast or a 1 month v.i.p 2nd person to 20 000 will receive a 3 day blast 3rd person to 20 000 comments will receive a 1 day blast all other people in contest will receive 5000 fu bucks plus 1 fubuck per comment minimum of 500 comments required to be eligiable for 5000 fubucks here is the link to the photo fo;der find your pic to comment on it http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1056604&albumid=918928
Nasnas
Dream Girlz :d
Go Show Them All Some Mad Love!!Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment Them!!! ÐJ §ëx¥ §HÈLL ÖWÑÈR ÅND Gênêrál ÖF ☆☆DREAM GIRLZ☆☆ Fu-owned by Sapphyre
Nasnas
Creativity
The smells of smoke and liquor. The sounds of Coughing and splashing The sight of you growing weaker The smile never fades. The smells of shrimp and chlorine The sounds of The Grinch and heart monitors The sight of you lying there The smile never fades The smells of incese and roses The sounds of tears and eulogies The sights of coffins and tombstones The smile will never fade. I can't breath I'm drowning in it I can't hear I'm distracted by the screams of it I can't even think I'm so completely consumed by it I'm so lost From following the path of it I'm losing it all Just from the thought of it I need help I need to run away from it I need you To help me erase the fear of it I hate thinking about what we were and what we should have been
Kinky
My Blogg
Facing Reality
Why Must We..
Why must we fight Why must we always be right Why must we have to be so mean Why must we always need to be seen Why must we leave each other in the wind Why must we always leave each other in a bend Why must we love each other like no other Why must we always see thru one another Why must we argue all the damn time Why must we have to play make-up thru rhyme. I just want to love you I just want to feel you I hate nothing about you I adore everything about you I hate myself for all the pain i've done I Love You.
Fubar Invitational Tournament
Down to 8! No need to hate! They will fornicate on the first date! But only if you blast or fu blinginate! Oh yeah go vote too. Round 1 is in the books. In true march madness fashion there were a few upsets thanks to you great band of mummers. One number one seed fell in round 1 which has never happened in the real tournament of course, but hell we all know anything is possible on Fubar. Round 2 is under way now and well it can only get more intense as the point whores fall one by one. Luckily for you all there are only 16 games in round 2. Round 1 took quite a bit more time than I thought it would because there were 32 games. Oh well anyhow, do what you all do bitch, moan, and yes vote. Well that's another round finished! We are down to 16 of Fubar's finest point whores. The tension mounts as the tournament draws closer and closer to an end. Who will be left standing? Tune in and find out. Same bat time, same bat channel.
Def Leppard - Rock Of Ages'! Marty Party Live On Drums'!
Plz Help...
if ya can help me please do bomb cc5250 thank you
New Pics For Seditionist Blog
1. these pics are meant for entertainment only. any solicitation will result in me blocking you. 2. no i don't cyber. if you want to jerk off to these pics, i'm all for it. i just don't need the details. :) 3. any comments are welcome even if you dislike what you see. 4. last but not least. as you can see from the name of the album, these pics are meant for someone VERY special to me. i know he's probably got half these if not more already saved to his comp, but whats a few more? ~grin~
Please Help Me Help A Friend
hey guys one of my good friend entered a photo contest and i really want her to win she seems down or upset she i want her to cheer up so if u can click on the link it will take you to the pic in the contest ty guy it means alot too me :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1029198&albumid=914764&i=4072505365&idx=4
Time To Say Goodbye
Sometimes its hard to say goodbye. Especially when you really wanted to try. Sometimes you screw things up really bad. But you pray that you can fix it. Sometimes someone gives you that hope and then suddenly takes it away. So it's time to move on and say goodbye. Tomorrow is another day.
Men
you know this is hard to say, but i'm really getting sick and tired of men. i sick of always being stomped on. i just don't know what to do.
Help Me Win! Plz Forward & Comment Often ...
plz comment pic link & pass it on .... Thx Thank you... please comment on this & pass it on ,, YOUR help is needed Thanks
How To Get Rid Of A Psycho?
My Poems
Life is a deaded road that we must travel everyday only to find that we must turn around and start back to where we once was. The places we see and the ppl we meet will somehow fade away like waves that travel through the ocean. Some will stay by yoursaide and help you along your journey But no mater how far we travel its alwaz comes to an end untill we travel our own path of discovery The screams of a tourched soul fills the air, Tears fall from a battered face as blood stains the ground, The sky slowly fades to black. All hope slips away, The vision of you being with me quickly turns to ashes. An empty whole in a once love fulled heart is all that remains, Darkness is all these bloodshot eyes can see. Slowly cascading downward plunging into insignificant nothingness, My spirit drifts below zero my humanity crumbles to pieces. Agonizing memories haunt my once tranquil dreams late at night, Portraits on the wall fade away into desolate frames. Hollow are the words t
The Waves Below
A Shadowy figure of a man stands alone at the edge of a rock cliff. Wondering why it had to be like this.Thinking about the past, the image of her creepied from out the darkest part of his mind. A single tear he sheds as he watches the sun slowly rising over the ocean on the herizion. Listing to the waves crash againest the rocks below the soft sound of her voice echos "I’m sorry" in his ear. The last words she ever said have haunted him for years on end. the choice is clear on what to do next, but the out come is unknown.Steady he stands looking back on the past on which he regrets so deeply. Choices he’s made that slowly eating away at his very soul. Time once the only friend he had quickly turns the table and now is the enemy.
Truth Will Get You Every Where Or Not
every one has all ways told me tell the truth if will get you every where but i think telling the truth wont get you every where in my lifestlye truth is very inportan so i dont lie when i am ask about my self when i find a woman i like and want to get to know and i tell them the truth about me it get me shut down they dont want to talk any more to me why is that if i lie you will find out in the long run then i loss anyway
Surgery Canceled For Now
o.k... went to the doctor today and he said that my condition has changed/ got worse and that he wants more test before he does any surgery. when i first went in it was for pain down the left leg and hip....now both legs are numb up to the knees....woohoo...so no surgery for the time being. I want to thank all my friends for being there for me I apperciate u!!! I think i will have to have surgery at sometime down the road though.
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It's Sad
SO, I am not who I was when I was here last. I was here about 6-8 months ago with a different agenda. I'm different now. I know what I want and I will not waiver from what it is that I want. I am really putting myself out there by saying all this but who cares. Yeah, I some may say I may never find it, but I have faith I will. Maybe not here maybe not on the internet at all, and that is totally O.K. with me. I am here to meet people and make friends. Not to find people to bed down with. I am better than that. We all are better than that. We all are selling ourselves short by doing that.
Thoughts 18
I had a really good time this weekend despite it's start! We intended to leave by 3:00 so we could get up there early and enjoy ourselves. We should have been there around 5:30-6:00pm. Only there were a couple of snafu's! One is that I ran to Long's Drug store to buy me some new headphones for my Ipod since mine were borrowed from my son and somehow broke! Anyway, I had Chris with me because I had just picked him up from school. When we pulled up to our house, there were about 15-20 kids that looked like bad news walking away from our house. I asked Christopher if he knew who they were? He said no. One of Chris' friends was up by our door and told Chris that he thinks they were wanting to beat up my son! I wasn't quite sure what was going on. Peter was at the hardware store and not home. Chris said that a girl likes him at school and he doesn't like her so her male cousin was going to get some gang kids in Middle School to "jump" him. I about flipped out! I started wa
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May B Not Mr Right But I Can Be Mr Good Enough!!
Will be doing some traveling soon. I will be going to Quakertown PA 18951 9/29/08 to 10/1/08 Why is it all the girls out there are always looking for Mr Right but yet will always complain that they can not find anyone? Does the perfect BF/GF really exist? You find me the perfect person and I will find you someone that is tied of putting up with them. LOL I am new to the Louisville area really I have never spent much time around here. Now that I am down here I am kind of lost on where to go and what to do. Are there any good places to go during the week? Or is this just a week end area?
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Casinos, Flat Tires, And Green Slime. Oh My!
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That Fxy Sho Can Cook..
THis is cool because the pringles dissolve Ok.. First you need to pick two cans of your favorite pringles and dump them in a bowl pick out the ones that aren't broken.....its tedious trust me helps if you have little ones with this one put they ass to work.. Ok.. Brown your ground beef and add black pepper and some mesquite seasoning After you drain the meat add two hand fulls of shredded cheese and sour cream (optional some people don't like sour cream) DO NOT ADD REG SEASONING SALT LIKE LAWRY'S OR WHATEVER IT'LL BE TOOOO SALTY 1ST LAYER- UNBROKEN PRINGLES 2ND LAYER-Meat and cheese stuff 3rd layer-pringles.. Keep repeating till your run out. Take the broken pringles and spred them on the top layer and over load the top layer with shredded cheese baco bits I dont know how long to let it cook because i just keep checking on it to make sure the cheese doesnt burn AND AS USUAL... DON'T BURN IT OR YOULL FUCK IT UP! When you go to eat it....the pring
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Feelings
As I look down upon the cold still body That once belonged to me. I see all My imperfections That no longer will be. For life became so hard And My mind had gotten so bad I could no longer control what I felt And it was slowly driving me mad I watched My sanity slowly slip away Drawing me deeper in to a pit >From which there was no escape Other than this life to quit So as I drew up my plans A happiness over came And I knew then and there That finally I would be sane It did not so bad A flash, a bang, a sting But no real hurt I felt Nothing, not a thing So now as I Watch the ambulance crew And suddenly feel so free For now no one else, Can tell me how to be me.
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My Blog
Our eyes meet for the first time as I slowly walk toward you. In your eyes I see all my dreams and the reflection of my soul I realize you’re even more beautiful then any picture could have revealed. My heart is pounding in my ears. I reach out and gently brush your hair away from your face, run my fingers slowly down your cheek, feeling the softness and warmth of your skin. We embrace for the first time, I can feel your presence in the depths of my soul. Gently I kiss you fore head, your cheek and finally our lips meet. We hold each other for only a short time but I will feel it for eternity. I whisper “I love you” in your ear, I turn and walk away because I know you will never be mine. I pray you will find true happiness and realize all your dreams. And for me, I pray no matter how much pain, I will always feel that perfect moment! There is a time when you find it necessary to dig down into that inner strength that everyone posses and take action. Over the years I have

I will not take credit for this blog entry. It was authored by a friend of mine named Derek Larsen. But it reflects exactly my interpretation of what the democratic party is doing wrong at the moment and the SEROIUS need to fix the problem before it is too late. In my private life, friends and family are beginning to question my anger at Hillary and the party to a point where I am close to rescinding any affiliation as a Democrat (I wouldn't be the first to do so over this debacle). This possibility is become more clear as the party is within days of changing the rules and scheduling do-overs in Florida and Michigan so that the Clinton Machine will end their temper tantrum over rules that Hillary and Ickes (her chief strategist) signed off on. Let me make my anger over this idiocracy clear: WE NEED TO WIN. In 1976, Gerald Ford and Ronald Regan fought for the Republican nomination all the way to the convention. Jimmy Carter won the general. In 1980, Jimmy Carter and Ted Kennedy fo
Psychomantium
so it all happens to everyone at one time or another well we can all get together throw a big fuckin party and say fuck you to who ever has screwed us over in life so lets all just kick back open up that case of beer and raise a middle finger to all those stupid fucks in our lives, oh yes and then just smile and enjoy the rest of this ride called life
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Funny Stuff
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body ama
Pittbull Playground
COME VISIT PITTBULLS PLAYGROUND!!!! TRACY@FUBARHAS HAD TO LEAVE US!!!!!ALL THOUGH SHE IS GONE SHE HAS MADE HER ONE DREAM OF FUBAR LIFE COEM TRUE!!!! SHES A GODMOTHER!!!!!!!!! GOOD BYE MISS TRACEY WE WILL MISS YOU AS MUCH AS YOU WILL MISS US!!!!! >
Friends
Wasted Time Or Just Wasting Time U Decide
psychotic is just another word for nothing left to lose its like driving in circles but everytime you stop you are somewhere new why it happens is what you make of it you may be nuts you may be crazy or you are just like everyone else you just don't know it yet
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St Patty's
Hello gang! Just wanted 2 take a moment 2 create my first blog~ Nothing earth-shattering, not the greatest blog you might ever read! But just a smile & thank you 4 all the adds, drinks, and being the best bunch of bar buds a guy and his spoted dog could ask 4! For that, i say cheers from the bottom of my heart, and the bottom of the bottle as well ~ So drink up, be merry, and Happy St. Patty's 2 all :) Silky ~
Why Me
Why Me
My Favorite Expression
Don't do to others what you don't want to get done to yourself and in french it is Ne fais pas aux autres de ce que tu ne veux pas qu'on te fasse
3/18/08
Friends
Definition of a friend? All I want is someone to trust, putting your worries to dust, Words are free, nothing to withhold, whenever they could be warm or cold... Someone being able to know, someone who listens, ready to bow, Where feelings are one, someone that takes ready-to-bow equally as poke fun... Someone to be proud to have, that one that’s ready to save, Someone I know we will never leave, just that one thing that makes life a relief! That one that is there, even when you are flying above the clouds, above the world, above the sky, in the air, The one I will give my word of 'I will be there'! It's such a filling feeling, the one that gets you off (or on) the ceiling, That one that sometimes brings mess, being to be able to confess ... Someone who you could trust your tiny life, even if he is man or wife, A word is worth a 1000 lines of feelings, you'd better be less on those ceilings ! He accepts you whoever you are, Whenever you like the
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Fu Handbook To The Hookup Progression
PHASE 1 Theres a ticker of faces scrolling by.. hmmmm This ones interesting. ya click the pics.. hmm yea that'll work. Rate a 10, fan, buy a beer, add to freinds, 80% of hookups never get past this phase. Phase 2 This begins when the shoutbox freezes a couple of dozen times. You give your IM address. its getting serious now bcs there are sexual jokes and personal questions galore. The how far do ya live? how many of you have mapquested at this phase?lmao! Many of these stop here after a couple of chats,In fact the handbook says only 10% of attempted hookups get past this phase. BUT those that dont, Camming anyone?? One wouldnt think camming would be so more personal BUT it IS!! Yep if ya cam your there... PHASE 3 Camming is not the only criteria for phase 3, Dont have a Cam?? No problem... Giving of the phone number also qualifies you for phase 3. This is also the phase where you begin to here things such as " we should hook up for drinks" or "You should fly here and see me" Made
Internet Guide To The Hookup Progression
Time Pass By
1. AGE DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS YOU ARE CHEESE 2. KEEP YOUR HEART A LITTLE SOFTER THAN YOUR HEAD 3. LOOK AT LIFE THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD NOT THE REARVIEW MIRROR 4. HAPPINESS IS THE JOURNEY.. NOT THE DESTINATION 5. THE KEY TO HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS IS TO HAVE A DREAM 6. LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHILE YOU ARE MAKING OTHER PLANS 7. IF YOU WANT THE RAINBOW YOU MUST PUT UP WITH RAIN AS THE CLOCK TICKS BY ITS MINUTES AS MINUTES PASS ON INTO A DAY STOP. LOOK AROUND. HEAR WHAT I'VE GOT TO SAY WHEN THIS DAY IS ALMOST OVER, AND ITS TIME OF LABOR THROUGH, IS THERE SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD TO SPEAK A KINDLY WORD OF YOU? DID YOU USE THE TIME OR WASTE IT? WAS IT WELL OR POORLY SPENT? DID YOU SPREAD A SMILE OF HAPPINESS, OR A SCAR OF DISCONTENT? AS YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TO SLUMBER DO YOU THINK THAT GOD CAN SAY, YOU EARN ANOTHER TOMORROW BY THE DEEDS YOU DID TODAY. how can you call the one you love a slut ? when she knows she not.
Buy Me For A Mouth
What Now?
Well, I am sitting here realizing that what I thought was love and life I wanted to have for the rest of my life all was one big LIE!!! I found someone whom I adored and loved with all of my heart, I moved seven hours away and started my life with the man WHO WAS the love of MY life, BUT I WAS NOT HIS REALITY CHECK!!!!!......Well life works in mysterious ways, things you think are real are not so real after all, things you thought were reality turn out to be as far from reality as you could imagine. Someone whom you truly did not know at all. I found out someone I fell in love with was not the man who he portrayed to be. I am hurt, sure who would not be, but now I am not sure where to begin my life again..... I sit and wonder if anything was ever true that he said, or claimed to have felt......or was it what I wanted to hear so he could have his fantasy life and someone to work and clean up in his real world and pacify her as needed...... WHAT NOW? HOW DO YOU MOVE ON FROM SUCH A
I'm Gettin Pimped Out. Check It Out
Hey everyone. I really need help from all my friends, if you can spare me a little time. One of my best fubar friends (Shauny Owner of the Mile High Club) is in a contest. She needs people to leave comments on her contest pic. I have been dedicating time and comment bombing her every day lately and would like help. It doesn't matter if you can help me bomb her or if you just drop in and leave a few comments. All help is appreciated. Please take a few minutes and help. Just click on the pic below to be brought to her contest pic. Please stop by and lend a hand, it means alot to me. Hey everyone. Just wanted you all to know that im being pimped out in a fubar auction. My friend Shauny (owner of the Mile High Club) is auctioning off me and several of my friends. Please check it out. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=239503&i=1300919261 My friend is in a happy hour contest and he needs your help. Please Comment bomb his pick at the link below. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1
My Statistics
Hope this helps you know me better. Name:Jared Michael Kinter Age:26 DOB:May 14th 1981 Sign:Taurus Place of birth:Somerset County Hospital NJ Hometown:Bound Brook NJ Height:5'8 1/2 Weight:190lbs Hair:Brown with blonde streaks due to the florida sun. Eyes:Hazel/brown with blue and gold Mother:Karen Father:Carl(Deceased) Brother:Devin,Dan Uncles:Marc,Richie Aunts:Patty,Janice Cousins:Emily,Brian,April,Collin,Joey,Steven,Anita,Jeff,Joshua Grandfathers:Joe,John(deceased) Grandmothers:Irene & Gina(both deceased) Great Grandparents:All Deceased Demeanor:Jay is a sweetheart by nature, is really caring with a big heart. Seems happy and carefree but uses this as a front to hide his pain.Jay has his fathers temper but is good at keeping it at bay.Known to be jealous at times and a bit cynical and is known to not take shit from anyone. Stress level:Moderately High Energy Level: Extremely High due to ADHD Successful Relationship level:very Low Mood Stability:Moods are usu
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I Had A Dream , , ,   You , , , Me , , , Alone , , ,   Camping , , , Waterfall , , , Catch Pool , , ,   Relaxing , , ,  Grilling , , , Swimming , , ,  Hot Passion , , ,   Evening , , , Warm Fire , , , Snuggling , , , Full Moon , , ,   Roasted Marshmellows , , , Bright Stars , , , Sleep , , ,   Your Breast As My Pillow , , ,  
This Is Y I Cry At Night
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whis
Vacation
Ok, I'm going to be working alot starting tomrorow with the new store open and then I will be on vacatin starting with Easter Sunday for 1 week, will be gone for a few days to Nashville, Tn to check out a college thatmy son will probably be going to this fall. so I wont be online mucht the next 2 weeks, but I will have a friend log in and use my 11's for me so some of you will be getting hit with 11's but I might not be here lol I'll be back to my regular schedule 2 weeks form today 03-31-08 Thanks, Marvin :-) The folder Ebay items, are swweaters that I had listed on Ebay still have alot of them, only sold about 11 of them so far. THey are designer Sweaters that I was sellign at about 85% off of retail price plus shipping, I dont have any of them listed right now, but ifyou see any your intersted in let me know and I can see if I still have that particular one in stock. Marvin
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Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club
Come and Check out Fetish Girl Shasta and her Bad Girls Club Girls...they are drop dead gorgeous....Add/Fan/Rate/Comment... Show these Hot, sexy and wild ladies some Mad Love!!!! Fetish Girl Shasta Fetish Girl Shasta...Founder: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar And Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club Girls Chita->;}Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar HellzBelle"Your Most Beloved Blasphemous Child"Otep.Member:Fubars Ultimate Bad girls Club@ fubar ¢¾¡ÚISIS¡Ú&hearts Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club, (Club President)@ fubar The Sexy Little Dead Chick@ fubar (¯`v´¯)F£iRT¥»GiRT¥(¯`v´¯)® Fu Wifey of ♥Courtney♥ Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girl@ fubar Ashley~Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club~@ fubar BondageBarbie~Property of Fetish Girl Shasta~Member :Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girl's Club@ fubar Ready for anything... Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club (Promoter @ Taboo)
Activity Update
due to a bunch of bs, Dylon blocking and deleteing me and some divas turning their backs on me b/c I had to much going on to be a part of the group and not taking too fondly of being lied to; I am not proceeding with the activity since I am not welcome to Dylon's Divas. I am sorry, but was gong to go ahead and proceed with it til Dylon delted me and blocked me and was told by a Diva who I considered a friend and will remain nameless to be respectful, to "tell someone who gave a shit". I am sorry for recruiting my friends to this group as I thought it was an awesome group of women. I have met A LOT of amamzing women b/c of it, but finding that some of the members were only pretending to be my friend. For those that are real I hope we can still get a long amongst all this chaos... just not into drama. If you want to be childish and leave hateful comments go ahead and show ur immaturity, and get the whole story b4 u plan to leave catty remarks. ~Love to my friends~ ~Dream~
Animals Better Than Kids
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no
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Hello!
I do apologize for not contacting all my wonderful friends in such a long time. I have been having issues with my computer, and I am still working 6 days a week. So, it is a rare occasion when I can get online for 5 minutes, let alone to individually send greetings. My computer is almost perfect now, so you will be seeing/ hearing from me more often, in the near future. Hope all is well with everyone. Take care of yourselves, and I will talk to you soon! Love ya!! H
Some Insight...
Let me tell you...I have never been happier to be single! I see all these women getting hurt and played by stupid ass men and in some cases, I am seeing men too pussy whipped to see them getting played and I just sit back and laugh! You dumbass people really need to wake up and read the rule book of the Game again so you don't endure it. Play the game to the fullest and may the best person fuck and win! HAHA!!! I'mma sit here and just watch with a smoke and a drink and then I'm gonna go shopping! ;)
Growing Up
Rater Haters
9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how an
Thoughts For A Day!
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being a human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more then she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." - BOB MARLEY Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching... Sing like nobody's listening... Live like it's Heaven on Earth. May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin o
Something To Think About
Why do I keep running into the crazy, obsessive, overbearing, insecure, lying men on this site? I've explained everything to you before... I'm NOT going to speak to everyone when I first sign on. I'm busy going through messages, friend request, picture comments, etc. I mean DAMN. I will speak to you when I notice you on. If you have a 'trying to work', 'stepped away' or 'gone'...there's no reason to speak if you are showing you aren't here. How am I supposed to know? I have many of friends. Not 1, not a few; MANY! I'm not going to get around and speak to everyone. I speak to most of my friends, I may not hold a long conversation, but I do acknowledge them. I've had others compare me to other people, that makes me not even want to deal with them. I hate that shit. Don't compare me with others! I'm not them. If they fucked you over, don't automatically assume I'm going to fuck you over too. If you feel this way...DON'T BECOME MY FRIEND! Don't LIE to me to gain my friendship.
Sunlight And Shadows
I had to watch this clip today because i feel so down today and this usually helps me put things into perspective. I know i need to toughen up but right now i just kind of want to curl up in a big ball and cry. I don't know if its because its gloomy and overcast outside or if its lack of sleep r just plain self indulgence but i really am having myself quite the pity party right now. I know there are people in worse situations than mine. I know there are people suffering from illnesses or losses or emotional devastation. I know i should suck it up and move on out this hole i seem to find myself in today but for some reason i just don't seem to be able to. I think the majority of my problem is that somewhere i mislead myself into thinking I had learned from my past relationships all that i was intended to learn. Clearly I haven't. I have come to the conclusion that I still give the absolute best of who I am to people who deserve it the least. I invest too much too quickly in
The Chaotica Syndrome
Irish Blessings
Tha Reason For Evolution
We as a species have only evoled 10.009% of what our bodies and minds can truly accomplish. Why is the reason for this pause in our acention? To be continued after I achive a higher level of awareness...
Stuff
I thought I ought to apologize for not being on fubar much. Not because I feel like I have to be here, but because I know I've meant some really great people on here and feel bad that I've been so busy doing other things that I haven't been able to talk to that many of you. I hope that you are all well, and for a few of you, I will do my best to call or get in touch as soon as I can. Ian I owe my friends an apology for a brief stupidity attack. The short story is I screwed up. Come join me in Club Envy it's pretty tight. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55779 I'm a DJ there, and I can tell you we play pretty much anything. You ask we have it. :) Ian
Wtf????
What the hell is wrong with everyone today? Every single mumm I have been in today has had some sort of drama. I had drama in my shout box this morning. People need to chill out and realize it's not real.
Sporks Update
Mother extradited from New York By Nathaniel Lukefahr The Facts Published March 9, 2008 It took 24 days to bring Caren Kohberger back to Brazoria County to be charged with child endangerment. It took 17 minutes for her to post bond and leave the Brazoria County jail. Kohberger, 27, the mother of a 3-month-old boy whose body was found Jan. 29 in Galveston County, flew Friday morning to Houston accompanied by two Brazoria County Sheriff’s deputies, Sheriff Charles Wagner said. She was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center at 9:20 p.m. Friday and released 17 minutes later after posting $20,000 bond, according to the sheriff’s office Web site. “She appeared in front of a New York court yesterday and chose to waive extradition,” Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said. “The state did not oppose a bond reduction, and she was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center.” Angleton lawyer Jimmy Phillips Jr., who is representing Kohberger, could not be
Where I Stand
Random Shit
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you 1.I chain Smoke when im bored 2.IM not concieded but i check my reflections in car windows and such 3.i can sleep until4 or 5 in the afternoon easily 4.i have a very bipolar music collection 5.i am completely in love with body modification (tattoos and piercings) 6.i have 9 piercings only ones i kept are my ears and lip 7.i have way more shirts than one guy should have 8.im constantly trying to fit random objects in my gauges 9. when walking around i love to have ld ppl stare at me it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside 10.im always changing my look my apperance to see what works best for me Who I tag Playprecious Bud Spike budy25 GT
Need Your Help
Ok I'm wanting people to go and level up my brother, He's going to do his picture thing when he hit level 10 and at that time he'll go ahead and do mine seeing as he was the cam. so go rate, fan, befriend him, what ever it takes to get him to lvl 10. There is going to be prizes: if yo are not on my friends list then you get an add so you can see my pics, if you are I will send you a personal photo of me doing whatever(you pick). now that goes to the person who gets him up a level.and yes if you lvl him twice then you get both and so on and so on, ok the person who puts him at 10 joins the family and getts to see my really good pics or if you are already in my family well then I'll let you pick the prize..hehe.. so let the games being Oh here's his link http://fubar.com/user/203856
Friends, Family & Fans
I just wanted to post to say thank you to all of my wonderful friends, family & fans! Everyone has been so kind to me on Fubar... I really have enjoyed my time here so far and hope to make many more friends. Thank you for all of your wonderful fans, rates, photo & profile comments. I try to post on each one of your profiles, read them and rate them... may each day put a smile on your face. Just a little bit about me, I grew up in the midwest. I'm just a girl that loves computers, reading, and art. Photography & Music are my passions. Please dont ask me to webcam or share in instant messengers. I'm here to have fun and make new friends along the way. P.S. Since music & tv shows are fun & enjoyable to me, I'll be experimenting with My Stash collection and some blog experiments. Please rate them if you get a chance... Hugs! Luv, Jess
Auction
Language Of Love
There is a special language That we all can understand There is no need to speak it Or to sign it with your hand Everyone upon this earth And regardless of their race Will recognise each letter And so put them in their place This language, it can speak a truth That is far beyond compare With no lies or double meaning Or any innuendos there It teaches us the ways of life From he cradle to the grave And gives us strength to face up to Lifes biggest tidal wave This language reaches deep inside Our heart and spirit too It gives a reason to believe For me, as well as you Come joyous times, with happy days Or when life, it hurts us so This language, it will see us through More than you will ever know You can speak it from within your heart So everyone can hear The message will be understood From far away and near You can hear it on the gentle breeze As it blows from high above A universal language Its the language of true love
Past, Present, Future
Past... Six years ago we locked love filled eyes There was no desire for speech; it was clear Your alluring gaze held a beautiful fairy tale Blissfully teasing me of our happily ever after From that moment on you captured my heart My soul yearned to CLIMB that endless barrier To lastly reach the gates of your treasured love Present... Melancholy days passed without a word shared The color in my eyes vanished; bleak hope fades You left without a single farewell; days darkened No desire left in my young heart to smile once more Until the moment you walk back into my life again I stumbled and merely SLIPPED on broken promises Murky clouds loomed closer; hope no where near Future... It seems the haze is clearly; illuminating eyes in view My heart just giddy with pleasure unable to sustain Once delightful dreams filled me with joy at night Now seem to brighten my days with carefree reality I can hear your voice calling from a mere distance Be patient my dear for
St Patrick's Day!!
Did You Ever
did you ever love someone? did you ever love someone and know they didn't love you you'd cry at night and wonder what good it would do did you ever look into their eyes and say a little prayer did you ever look into their heart and wish you could be there did you ever watch them walk away not wanting them to go when you whisper "I love you" but couldn't let them know you'd cry at night in misery and almost go insane for there is nothing else in this world that causes so much pain if I could choose between love and death I think I'd rather die for love is fun at first but the price is just too high that's why I say don't fall in love because you'll hurt before it's through you see my friend, I ought to know for I'm in love with you
I Am Up For Auction
I Am Up For Auction
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Feelings
I hate the way I am feeling, I feel empty inside my body I feel like I am just a hollow shell just left here on this earth to make other people. Well when is it my turn to be happy. I miss my happiness, my world. I want it back.
What Is Love
Could you be falling in love? You have told yourself that it is just a crush. After all, you are just really good friends, right? Though a relationship with him would be nice and he is the right kind of guy... No, you're being silly; he is completely wrong for you - isn't he? Figuring out if it is love is never easy 1.While shopping, you spot a pretty outfit. It isn't your usual jeans and camisole, but you buy the outfit anyway. 2. Your heart pounds a little faster when you get new mail from him - and you haven't even opened the mail yet. True False 3. You can't help but feel good when he's around, and just the thought of seeing him again makes you happy. True False 4.When you doodle on a piece of paper, you find yourself writing his initials. Then you add yours. True False 5.You calculate the number of childbearing years you have left and try to imagine if he would be a good father. True False 6, He forgot a t-shirt at your place, and you keep putt
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Pass Me By
"Pass Me By" "Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go to live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it, it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about being moved out of it. It will be yours forever." [Shaggy 2 Dope] I got shot, ah!, the murder was heinous The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus And I was hit, that was it, on the spot Flash, I woke up in a parking lot And I'm sittin in a '64 Reinkeys With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys I look around I can't believe that it's possible I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival I walk in, it's everything I dreamed of Everybody and they momma got clown luv Japanese, Lebanese, and Chinese, Portuguese, and southwest ghetto g's. (woowoo) Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers Instead of always givin' each other piledrivers I see
Help My Friends
here are some sexy ladies that need ur bids in same auction as me 1. dj bych 2.sweetlady 3. tnwildflower 4. dj carmale 5. nicci 6. 7. bironica here are some beautiful women that need some bids help them out 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. come help her out and bid on her
Ramblins Of A Mad Man
SEX What is about sex that makes people so damn stupid ? We all love it, we all do it, we all enjoy it. It can be a wonderful experience if done properly. It can bring two people closer than anything in the world, it ties ones soul to another. It can ease all the tensions of daily life, and comfort those that are at uneasement. It can bring happiness to those that are willing to bring the magic of children to their lives. It can be used to help forget and forgive ones disagreements on meaningless disscusions. Sex can be a very magical moment, to get lost in a world of passion with one whom who care deeply for. Sex can be used to express ones feelings and emotions to those that know no other way. So why is it then that it can also do the oppisite of everything listed above. Why do people offer it so easy, and why do people take it even when your parner does'nt want it. Why does it change people so drasticly, turn us into primative creatures. Why does
St. Patricks Day...
I posted a MUMM the other day about my son being in a fight at school. If you are interested in the outcome here it is. I emailed the principal of the school and I think he agreed with me about not taking the safety position from my son and is going to reinstate him after a weeks suspension. It could have been worse of course because he could have been suspended from school and that would have been worse cause it would have gone on his permanent record and it would not have been good in the long run for him later. Well I wanted to thank everyone that is reading this blog and those of you that had also voted on my MUMM. Have a great day and hopefully talk to you soon... To all my friends that I don't get to send a message to this is for you... MYPROFILEKISSES.COM ...I hope you all have the best day and lucky times with whatever you do this week. Thank you all for reading this and being a friend, comment back if you feel the same.
Hellcats Hitlist
JUST A REMINDER! THIS IS ALWAYS KEPT IN MY BLOG TO REFER TO. PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME AND STOP BY THE BLOG THIS IS KEPT IN AND RATE IT. I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! THANKS! THERE ARE ALSO NEW CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS LISTED THERE AS WELL. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO THERE. IN A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY? HOLDING A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY?? ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME YOUR LINK! PLEASE REPOST, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ASKED TO BE ON THIS LIST. THANK YOU TO MAIL ME YOUR CONTEST PAGE LINKS CLICK HERE =^HELLCAT^= ATTENTION ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL PAST AND PRESENT ATTENTION ALL MILITARY FAMILY AND SUPPORTERS!! JOIN THE "WE SUPPORT YOU" MILITARY PARADE! AN AWESOME WAY TO SHOW APPRECIATION! CLICK THE PIC TO GO TO THE BLOG FOR FULL DETAILS AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!
Mr. Big
Mr. Big
I would like to talk to you.. I can't even get on ur page.... My shouts to you don't show up on my screen.... what am i supposed to think? It says i'm in your family, but...... still no access to ur page. this user's permissions don't allow you to do this STILL NO ACCESS TO YOU!! I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU, BUT I CAN'T GET THROUGH!
Stuff I Wrote
BEAUTY COMES IN MANY DIFFERENT WAY'S, JUST NOT MANY PEOPLE REALIZE IT. THERE'S ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAT DONT REALIZE WHAT TRUE BEAUTY REALLY IS. SURE EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN BEAUTY, SOME SHOW IT OUTSIDE AND SOME SHOW IT INSIDE. BUT TRUE BEAUTY HOWEVER LIES WITHIN A PERSON. IT'S PERSONALITY,IT'S KINDNESS,IT'S THE HEART, IT'S THE LOVE THEY CAN GIVE, IT'S HOW THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES TO THE WORLD. A PERSON'S EYE'S CAN TELL YOU ALOT ABOUT THEM. IT'S THE EYE'S THAT WILL SHOW YOU SOMEONE'S TRUE BEAUTY. IT'S THE EYES THAT WILL TELL YOU WHO SOMEONE REALLY IS, THEY ARE THE WINDOW TO A PERSON'S SOUL AND THROUGH THAT WINDOW YOU CAN SEE WHO A PERSON TRULY IS. IF YOU CANT LOOK INTO A PERSON'S EYE'S AND SEE WHO THEY REALLY ARE AND ACCEPT THEM FOR THERE TRUE BEAUTY, THEN YOU YOURSELF ARE AN UGLY PERSON.
Happy St. Patty's Day
MySpace Comments TO EVERYONE!!!!
I'll Be Mia For A Bit.......please Read!
Greetings to you All!, There is no easy way to say this, so I’ll just tell you. My job was eliminated on Thursday. The economy is in really bad shape and there’s just not enough people buying high-end railing right now. I wanted to let everyone know. I won’t be on for awhile. I have some prospects in the works and of course, I’m playing on the weekends, so I’ll be OK ‘till I find another job. Keep the faith and Keep on Rockin’ Eric
Please Keep This Going Dont Let Him Do This To Women And Children
"http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=988846441 plz go to the link above n repost it az much az u can to keep it new? its very important to sum1 i love dearly to keep this assholez profile KNOWN since he likes to make death threats to women n kidz when he cant get hiz way. Blessed Be ~Tazy~" I AM REOSTING THIS FRIEND PLEASE EERYONE KEEP IT GOING COPY AND REPOST.
Cybersex
It Started out a quiet night. Home alone, a very rare event for me. I talked a little here and there with friends online, no one in much of a kinky mood. Soon I was fast asleep, that is until my computer started buzzing. You wanted to show me something. Half - asleep, I went to look at the sites you wanted me to see. As I viewed each little clip you would send me to, I grew more excited. You wanted me to see the things you had planned for me. Everything from mild to kinky, with each clip going a little deeper into what you wanted from me. Finally, I couldn't take it any longer, so I told you. You told me to go get my favorite toy. Laughing, I wrote back that I had never enjoyed cyber sex, had no web cam, all the excuses I could think of. You wrote back four words, 'go get it now'. So I did as I was told, still laughing at myself, but aroused enough to do as you asked. You had me insert it and sit straight up, then began showing me more clips, telling me what excited y
Driver's Test Today
well i passed i got my licence to drive woooooot goooo meeeee lol well im taking my driver's test today. yes im 25 and dont have it yet im very nervous. hope i pass im scared lol so pls wish me luck ty loves ya all
True Art
I did my first photo shoot yesturday and boy I was terrified and excited! I wanted the pictures to justice to the two beautiful people, but as it was my first, I wasn't so sure I had what it took. They showed up mostly on time and I introduced Alicia to Jono. They seemed to be very nervous of each other as most drop deads are and took a while to settle in. My nerves didn't disappear until after the shoot was finished and I started editing. I don't think it helped that I had an entourage as well... A bag and cloths girl, a driver, two models and various on lookers. It went well and a couple of close friends got to see me at work.
In A Nutshell
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimu
Phones
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Its Monday
its quite amazing..how different crowds act on here. I have read 2 mumms regarding cheating. The one , got alot of negative remarks..about how she should keep her nose out of it. The second one I read.. had alot of positive remarks. I just do not get it. http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=363071 http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=363147 the 2 mumms. Hope everyone has a wonderful Monday. Also hope you had a great weekend. Mine wasn't to bad. Worked 1/2 of it. I have been bothered some though. My ex bf from years ago.. the guy I dated before my hubby... I have seen at work. His dads up there,,dying. I feel so bad for him. A part of me still has feelings for him. We stopped dating, not for the reason of falling out of love. My dad, didnt care for him. My dads a little prejudice..and judges people. He thought my bf was trash. Its what I heard all the time..until I couldn't handle it anymore. I ended up breaking up with him. We both left each other with tears. It has always both
I Will Miss You Jb
THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY ME FOR A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WHO WILL 4 EVER BE MISSED. HE LEFT THIS WORLD ON 3-16-08 FROM INJURYS SUFFERED IN A CAR WRECK WE LOVE AND MISS YOU. HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. JB THIS ONE IS FOR YOU AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND I KNOW THAT I NOW HAVE ONE MORE ANGLE WATCHING OVER ME. Never Alone I feel you in the morning When at first I awake Your thought is with me With each decision I make You'd been around forever Since the first breath I took Now I have to go on alone But for love, I need not look Cause by what you bestowed In our short time together Will last in my heart Forever and ever Although you've left And now walk above I'm never alone I'm wrapped in your love Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that your love continues on What was taught to me, will be taught to mine Cause you live on in me even after you've gone
Enjoy
Apart by distance, but never in heart Although not together, we're never apart There is something written about our love In the sun, the moon, and the stars above Destined to be, thats what we are Distance can never be too far Hearts together, bound as one Souls united, a lifetime begun My heart, my mind, my body, my soul My hopes, my dreams, you have control My love for you will always stay Always, forever, plus a day!!!
Stuff I Like
Private Pix.....read To Get Access
Ok, here's the deal. I have some pretty hot private pics in my Ultimate Bad Girl folder. I do love to show off my body, but not to just anyone. You gotta spoil me first! Bling me! = 24 hour access Blast me/Ticker me/Bling pack me! = One week access Vip Me! = One month access Happy hour me! = Lifetime access And I will be adding new pics from time to time.
Confusion
He comes into my life then leaves. I have no understanding of why. He returns but only says three words. I am confused by him. Wanting to know what he wants. He knows how I feel. I think I will never know how he does. Sometimes it is better not to know.
To My Friends On Fubar
I just wanted to say thanks for everything and I am leaving for awhile but might come back soonier then I think MMUUUAAAAHHHHH ~~Jewel
Just Some Poems I Wrote B4..but Are So True
DAMN I MISS HIM... WHY CANT HE BE HERE? WHY IS HE SO FAR AWAY WHEN I WANT HIM NEAR? WILL I GET TO SEE HIM SOON? DOES HE KNOW THAT I WOULD FLY TO THE MOON IF I WAS JUST ABLE TO HOLD HIM? I LOVE HIM AND MISS HIM SO VERY VERY MUCH DAMN I MISS HIS LAUGHTER AND I MISS HIS TOUCH I MISS THE WAY HE WOULD HOLD ME WHEN I WAS FEELING SAD I MISS HIS LOVING WORDS I MISS THE WAY HIS VOICE WOULD BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY I MISS HIM SO DAMN MUCH IT'S EVEN HARD TO SAY I WISH THAT HE WAS HERE WITH ME NOW MAKING ME NOT FEEL SO SAD I WISH THAT HE COULD HOLD ME AT NIGHT WHEN THE TEARS HIT MY PILLOW I WISH THAT HE KNEW HOW MUCH I MISSED HIM I TRY TO BE STRONG I KNOW ONE DAY I WILL BE IN HIS STRONG LOVING ARMS BUT I WANT HIM NOW DAMN HOW I MISS HIM I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH I WOULD DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW JUST TO FEEL HIS LOVING GENTAL TOUCH I LOVE HIM AND I WANT HIM HERE NOW..... BUT NO THAT DAY WONT COME YET NOT FOR AWHILE IT SEEMS SO I HAV
Goodliness
Have fallen ill today being at home went out yesterday cooling down having arrived at Be at home lying in drinking the wine nearby net ~ ~ ~ over the bed top ~ Feel fault-like regards I am looking for a warm embrace I am looking for a tall on the shoulder I find a sense of humor, humorous friend I find people are you? If you said to me please contact Hi all, I am very pleased, just to recognize here so many new friends. Thank you for the gift. Where is everyone? Usual has been participating in party? Have fun gatherings? Tell me some interesting things in party
Cuddle
so i miss being able to cuddle with a girl and it sucks i miss it alot and i cant sleep wtf!!!!
Podcast Update
Daddy It Hurts
Body: daddy it hurts!!!!!!!! :( this is SOOOOOO SAD im not kidden! Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOU WILL BE AFFECTED BY THIS STORY . IF NOT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!! PEOPLE THAT DO THESE KINDS OF THINGS TO THERE KIDS SHOULD BE SHOT AND TORCHERED SO THEY CAN SEE HOW IT FEELS. My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a ca
Emerald
4. Katy woke at seven thirty the next morning and lay in the bed, feeling Jared’s arm wrapped around her. She nestled back close to him and thought of the previous night when he had come home before bar closing time. There had been no fire fight this time, no dramatics from either of them, and he hadn’t tried to force himself on her. Jared even seemed mostly sober when he came home for a change of pace. They had sit and talked about how each of them had lost their jobs the previous day. They had decided not to make a big deal of it as they were even on this one, though this was Jared’s fourth job since they had been together and only Katy’s second. They had retired to the bed room and cuddled to sleep being very reminiscent of days past when life was good for the couple. Katy slid from Jared’s arm and went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and then have some coffee. Jared came in the kitchen just as the coffee was finished and they enjoyed a morning cup together with very
Why
why is it everytime you meet new ppl other get jelous? why is it everytime you talk to others ppl get mad? i dont know i dont care anymore if i die maybe ill be missed maybe i wont..........
Just A Few Words
dont understand exctly what i have done to make people not respond to messages i send them. but it is ok i have learned to deal with people i want to talk to not wanting to talk back. everyone has things going on in thier lives and i am always there to help out in anyway i can. i do all of this to keep friendships old and new and look forward to keeping them till the day that i die. i know there may be things i do that no one likes, and by all means if i do let me know. but also remember one thing the things i do are meant to improve my life and hopefully make things better for those around me.
Question Of My Sanity
What You Need To Know...
I have been gone due to illness & surgery. Since I've returned I've been extremely busy with a backlog of fu-work. I WILL GET TO ALL OF MY FRIEND REQUESTS!!! Promise :D I'm still recovering too...So I cant be here 24/7. It may take some time but everyone I add as a friend I rate, fan, & leave comments. It's not a quick process-so just try to bear with me & ill have you added soon. Thanks for being patient... & to my friends, well....I will talk to you very soon if I haven't already! XoXoXo ~HPF
Photography Is Damned Serious
So, if anyone is looking to follow my continuation in the photographers world, and I haven't got the means to do so here anymore, I have two other places you can check out. First is: http://mynameisepidemic.deviantart.com/ That site may include portraiture, nature, zoo, self-portraits, nudes (tasteful, as I've always done), etc. You can also buy prints from that site, or through me. The other spot to check out is: www.myspace.com/anewdawnphotography I've got just about everything here as well, but include more of my event photography, and no nudes at all (obviously, its myspace). I only just created it and still have a lot to add and organize into folders, but just in case you want to be able to find me often and myspace is more your thing anyways. If you add me on either site, let me know who you are with a link to your page here or something. Not that I wont add you, but sometimes I like to know who's who, especially if you don't have a photo of yourself any
Lurkers
Just want to see who will look LMAO
Bikers Alley
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Prayers For My Baby!
Earlier today my baby boy Hunter had what appeared to be a siezure and stopped breathing on our way home from the park. I was able to do CPR and restore breathing before paramedics arrived. He was rushed to the nearby hospital where they did a CT scan and some blood work which all came back ok. He will have to see a neurologist this week for an EEG to check for epileptic activity. Today was truely one of the worst days I've ever had and hope to never have again! Please pray for my precious lil man and keep him in your thoughts. He is so younge and normally such a happily lil guy and this episode was absolutely horrible for everyone. Again I just ask that you keep him in your thoughts and prayers during all this...thanks so much! Kim
I'm Trying To Help A Friend
Please help my friend this is her first happy hour contest!!! She really needs your support!!! She's a great friend!!!
Us Of A
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Pimpouts
Rockin airwaves @ Club Wicked Paranoia and Wolfs Naughty Den. Check him out, show some love Fan/Rate/Add KAT is a true friend to me and has always been there for me Please show this beauty some major fubar love!!! Let me introduce you to one the coolest people on the fu! KAT Please stop by her page and show her a little love She has some of the coolest pics to go threw! She has some of the coolest stashes ever! F-A-R one of the best of fubar I promise you will never regret that you have! ¤·.·• KAT •·.·¤ ¨´*·~KILLERS KITTY & FU-WIFE~*¨´¤CWP MANAGER¤@ fubar Perfect Insanity - Disturbed (repost of original by '*Thump☆Star*™|CWP radio|Owned by Mirage|' on '2008-06-25 16:52:16')
Take This Job And Shove It....(and Your Truck Too)
*sigh* well my time has come, this Job has died, and has all my hope of it sustaining me, clinging to dear life, and barely surviving on less than what a person makes at mcdonalds with 20hrs a week is just Sooooo damned crazy, in an industry where I should be making at least 800 $ a week consistently, I have decided to quit the company of Knight Transport. Sure, I like driving...its my life..my love...but so is surviving. Today I pulled all my stuff out of my truck..which has been my home on wheels for the last four months. Nothing like moving...but when you dont have a home to move from...you begin to feel like the gypsy that often time flows through the blood of many nomadic wanderers who are themselves truckers.
Happy Hour Contest
Sex
Sex My head explode I think of you and overload I want you close inside the most Dig in your heels use your toes pull my hair Oh how it grows Breath in Breath out Scream and shout Up and down In and out Faster slower almost over A thunder bolt A midnight stroke pleasure beyond compare Oh God yes right there Harder Harder Make it hurt Smack my ass That always works Faster Faster Almost there Release within I don't care All over We stop and stare Sweat glisten in our hair It is what it is and that is that sex is what you want and sex is what you got!
Thoughts Of A Broken Heart
Today is not my judgment day, for I am still alive. I have lived by the ethics and morals that have been instilled in my very core: my heart, my mind, my body and my soul. My love flows deep and strong through my very being, just like the great rivers that course through this great nation. I stand up for my beliefs and would die defending those beliefs. I would die defending the things I love…..my children, my loved ones and my country. I have been broken….which has taught me strength……I have been hurt …. which has taught me to be kind......I have been made fun of.......which has taught me respect........I have been looked up to.......which has taught me humility......I have been lost.....which has taught me leadership……I have been loved….which has taught me compassion…..I have been in danger…..which has taught me to fear………I have conquered fear …… which has taught me percerverence…….I have been the protector……which has taught me to be selfless….. Judge me not for what you think
From Miki
Without You My heart broke a thousand times today, When you never said a word. I cryed out to you, But you never heard. I couldn't beg anymore, My will completly drained. You weren't you, You weren't the same. Did I do something to change you, To make you run so far from me. Am I that kind of wrong, Please tell me,I can't see Without you close I am lost, Like a night without stars. Without your help, I'll never go far. You are my light Without you I will always stray. Please stay beside me friend, And help me on my way. I stare at her from a distance, Now afraid to go near. All chances with her lost, And never will they reapeer. Not very long ago, She had put sparkle back in my eyes, Not very long ago, We said our final goodbyes. I miss her in ways, I can never explain. To think of what I lost, Still cause me so much pain. So now I stare at her from a distance, Never again can I go near. I stare at her from a distance, And my eyes shed
Fubar Is Funny
So my first 24 hours at this place...and it reminds me of this bar we have here in town. Cracking me up. I need a bodyguard. Lol..it has come to my attention..that skanks do not like me. Is it that I am NOT a skank? Or is it that, because they ARE skanks...they assume that I am too..and therefore will try to steal their skanky boyfriends? LMAO..thoughts to ponder.. Tomorrow is my dad's birthday..he would have been 57. He passed away a few months ago after a long battle with illness. I miss him with everything. My heart hurts. **Please don't post comments to this blog entry. It's not my goal..simply to get it out somewhere. Thanks..
Hmhhhh
need feed back negative or positive on new music vid planning on putting out would love your help YO!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PPekNa5Ob4 Templeton Salon Presents Infinite ExpressionFor more info please contact us :)
Venting
I am just wondering why is it that someone would want to keep something from you especially if you tell them you don't mind something, but you want to know what they are doing. Like you say you find something that kind of upsets you. How are you suppose to react. Are you suppose to say what the hell is this or what? Oh well, AND NO I am not talking about anyone in particular. So before you think I am talking about you honey I am not.
Dork Under Rated
I already know this is gonna be a touchy subject....but here goes. Lets think about red heads since there are so many on this site. Have you ever known an in-between redhead? For a red headed lady...there is no in-between...either they are very sexy...or just plain ugly. Same goes for us red-headed guys. Some of us have the big ugly blotchy freckles and some of us have the smaller almost sexy freckles. I don't think most of you non-redheads realize what we have been thru in life. Most of us, male and female, are picked on because we stand out...our hair is hard not to notice in elementary school. We hate that. But as we get older we learn to accept it and actually enjoy it. Its very rare to see a group of redheads hanging out together...but the group of people with the one redhead stands out above other groups without a redhead. I remember one class in high school where I was blessed with 4 other redheads besides me. We all sat in a group and intimidated everyone in the c
I Am Fun!
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. Without wait for a reply, he continued 'I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' 'W
My Site
Don't
My name is not Hon, nor sweetie, or babe, the name you can call me is the ones that I gave. You can call me by angel or Jenni or such but the terms of endearment are reserved for my love. He is a fine man my sweetheart I'd say so that is a term I might send HIS way. If you cannot remember who you are talking to then I don't want to be talking to you. No I don't have a webcam so if you are thinking about asking DON'T! No I don't have any other pics of me so if you are thinking about asking DON'T! I will not be taking any nude pics EVER so if you are thinking about asking DON'T! My bra size, my cup size, my jean size or any other size is none of your business so if you are thinking about asking DON'T! I will not be meeting you for lunch dinner or anything else you can think of so if you are thinking of asking DON'T! My relationship is great and I will not be changing it so if you are thinking about asking DON'T! This blog is not intended as a joke!
My "fu-owner"
Yes, it's true! I am now "Fu-Owned" for a month, as of today by ~*~SWEET~*~ and she is just that, SWEET! :) She has been a good friend of mine for quite some time now and if you haven't already met her, you should click on the link below and meet her! She's an awesome woman and you'd never be sorry for visiting her page! She was the highest bidder in the auction I was just in, hosted by Sweet♥Judy and in exchange, she is going to get a lot of nice things from me during the next month! :) So, go check her out and if you want, tell her, her "slave" sent you! :P ~*~SWEET~*~ Read My Profile!!@ fubar
Rude People
i dont like rude people..they contact you and then block you... so lets see hands up for rude people
Love
Today i looked into you eyes once more, my heart felt like it was to burst, my pulse raced like a car through the highways of life, i felt myself wanting you, to have you near, to touch you, caress your face, to hear you whisper in my ear how much you want and neeed me for eternity as i do. Yet all i can do is touch the screen of my computer, to hear your voice on the phone, to ache to find whats on your mind, to know if you love me as i love you. yet i still see in your eyes, where i see you....that you are someone else's dream not mine, and my heart slips away like so much wine. ___________________________________________________ well today love i looked into your eyes and got lost in them...deeply and deeper i went into them..following to your heart...my final stop...i saw it breaking and i mended it with love, for it was you i loved from the start, not the others but you, why you ask? because you cared about me, you showed me you loved me foer who i was and am, told me yo
Feelings
are all girls wondering about teh water moccassin?i am black guys arent thqt endowed r they? if it feels good do it

Bucks For Boobs
10 Worst Pick Up Lines!
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet: CAUSE: Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet: CAUSE: Improper Bladder Control CORRECTIVE ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE: a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights CAUSE: You have fallen over backward. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes CAUSE: You have fallen forward CORRECTIVE ACTION: See above SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet CAUSE: a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face CORRECTIVE ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror SYMPTOM: Floor Blurr
Beyond New Horizons
Agree'd to reason myself hold or let go accept challenges for tomorrow to be filled agree'd to reason myself show or not to show at all , yet seek passions beyond new horizons That Iam in search face to face onwards I'll press on from day to day wagering insticts perhaps if I shall fail agree'd to reason myself so what the hell Wont know if I get there or not when indeed where do I stop Exceeding challenges calls for taking chances I guess yesterday flew on by Today I'll collect and gather my tokens tomorrow I'll set forth , beyond new horizons Agree'd to reason myself hold or let go Agree'd to reason myself stand tall be bold upon within beyond new horizons agree'd to reason myself remain strong let it be known Agree'd to reason myself yes beyond new horizons
Me....gettin Low! :d
SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW! *winkz* LEMME KNO WHUT YA THINK OF MY LIL VID! DIS JUST A LIL SAMPLE BUT UMM SUM "WHITE GURLZ" CAN DANCE! :P WANT ME TO GET LOW ON U? *lol* :D MUCH LUV AND ENJOY! 8-P
Amen
It's another night in hell Another child won't live to tell Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death And as we sit free and well Another soldier has to yell Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath C'mon now amen, amen, amen Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse Natural disasters or these wolves in sheep clothes pastors Now I'm scared to send my children to church And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations Got me feeling guilty of being white But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior, I'm no saint But I believe in what is right C'mon now amen, amen I said amen, amen Stop pointing fingers and take some blame, Pull your future away from the flame Open up your mind and start to live Stop short changing your neighbors Living off hand outs and favors, and maybe Give a little bit more than you got to give Simplify, testify, identify,
Jackass Men!!
Why do men have to be assholes? I have been in my fair share of realtionships and it always seems to be that the men say they are going to do something and don’t fallow through. Now if this happened only once or twice I would assume that they got busy or forgot. That wouldn’t be a big deal but when it constantly happens over and over again waht are we to think. Then I love how they are pissed that you get mad. Hell yes I am going to get mad. You constantly are saying that you are going to do some thing and then don’t do it. We are always put at the bottom of the list like you think that we aren’t going to notice that we don’t matter and that an "I am sorry" or "baby, I love you" is going to fix it all. They may work the first couple of times but after a little while we start to realize that we just aren’t that important to you and we will move on to some one else. There is a quote on my profifle that states "One day you are going to wake up and realize how much she me
Poem
Day By Day by: d.p I live by the way of my CHI finding the right beat to maintain my sanity cant stop rainy days from fallowing me my heart is right but mind is wrong listen to the wind with just the right ears you will see that breeze does sing a song my worries and fears haven't manifested in years so many times I've tried only to be denied when times get hard thats when i show my true scars and pried never been beat to the punch but it always seems to end with good luck my soul to be set free only to come back with divinity when walking on the wrong path just remember that you can always walk back realize that these eyes never cry even if out of trees to get high my way of living is to tough for most hate those people who always boast with the lord by my side i have never been afraid to die knowing that JAH will provide mother earth please don't cry she has been beaten and sucked dry to kill this cancer men have to subside their pried politics use hyp
10 Odd Things About Me
Sick...
to all my friends and family, i would like to apologize if i am not on talking or rating as you would expect me to be. I have been struggling with migrains off and on for some time now... and this weekend they have gotten me down. I cant sit up long, i cant handle any bright light, and any loud noises are killer. I have literally been practically bed ridden for the past 2 to 3 days. if i am not feeling better tomorrow, i will go to the hospital when a nurse gets here to stay with my children. as most of u know i have a son who is handicapped and can not be left alone and i have no family or friends in the area that can or will help me out. so i am stuck at the mercy of the cnas that help with my son. so please be patient .. i will get to each and everyone one of my friends pages as soon as possible. thanks for ur patience and understanding. To all my Fu family and friends, I want you all to know that I love you all very much. I am sorry I have not been online m
Let It Go..
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The Bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay.Let them go.And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over and you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when
Test 30
Rants
WHEN I FIRST CAME BACK I HAD THE HELP OF THE BEST HERE MY FAMILY! WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?????????? YOU SHOWED ME THAT THERE CAN BE ONE HERE NOW I SEE PEOPLE BEING REMOVED BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD A GODBLING?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DELETE MY ASS I COULD CARE LESS ID RATHER BE FRIENDLESS ON HERE THEN SEE WHAT IM SEEING!! PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME! THATS ALL I SEE ON HERE NOW WAKE UP BEFORE ITS TO LATE FAMILY YOU ALL ARE MY FAMILY TIL YOU PROVE OTHERWISE THAT HAS NEVER CHANGED WITH ME WHETHER YOUR IN MY 50 OR NOT! I SHOULD SAY ACTUALLY YOU ALL WERE NOW IM NOT SO SURE MY FRIENDS I HAVE SAT HERE AND BASICALLY KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT WATCHING MY BAR TAB THE STATUS'S SAYIN PAY ME X AMOUNT FOR A PIMPOUT OR PAY ME THIS OR THAT FOR A RATE IM DONE WITH IT YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL IM HERE FOR IS OUR LOUNGE WHEN ITS GONE I FOLLOW GOOD LUCK IN YOUR RISE TO THE TOP IM ALREADY THERE........................................................   I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THREE PEOPLE THEY WONT RATE ME CUZ
Wierd
Fedral Government Economic Stimulis Rebate
The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. Thank you for your help & please support the US.
Life Goes On
Hey Matt it's only me just wanted to let you know although your gone I still have 3 kids and I have not been around you nor your sisters much since 96 I did what I could I came to your graduation as a surprise to you and Tonya and when you wanted into the Army I had no problems even though your mother blames me for you dying cause I signed you in I want you to know your my boy and always will you are my hero adnwill never change that. I remember the last thing you said top me Matt how you won't do anything stupid... Well nothing you can do is stupid and although it took the Army 9 months to find out what killed you and McPeek nothing has changed on Feb 02 2007 I lost my son Matt in Ramadi Iraq at the tender age of 18 from that day my life seemed to be spinning like a mini cooper on black Ice I went through the firsts ( first bithday of his first turkey day first christmas 1 year death 1 year buried ) now I am moving onward and hopfully upward going through a varied style seeing I've b
Friends...
Problems with friends...they always seem to go after the same freakin guy I want and yet I am the nice and loyal friend and back down...but ya knows what, no more Ms. Nice girl whenever I see a guy I want damnit imma head after him no matter what they gotta say, they can just cry and boo-hoo on someone else's shoulder...No more runnin over top of me ya hear...tired of that issue, it's time I wake up and realize that I have a chance too!
More Of My Work
You At frist i felt like crying begging god to dry my tears i sit and reminisce about all the good times i stare at you across the way block that i still care i'm still in love with the way you run your hands around me i'm sick of crying you know i love you i should stop feeling down & blame you instead you'll ask me why my friends still vibe i'll turn and walk away i'll tell you that i hate you we'll have nothing left to say we'll finally think it's over that this must be the end than one day my heart will stop as you hold your new love i'll force myself to realize that in time my heart will heal the feelings that i once had will slowly fade away.
My Little Blurbs...
AN IRISH VIAGRA! An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra' It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me th
12 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents. 2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with. 3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names. 4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft. 6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal. 7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene. 8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive. 9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober. 10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying. 11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers. 12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!
Tru Love
My Poems
Ok every one this is just one of my many poems that i worked very hard on. So please let me know what you think. Thank you Hope in a world of war She lies among a bed of rose in search for the light of hope in a dark sea of nothing puts on a smile to all the saddness she trys to rise adove all the pain her face still wet from the past and it's wounds she feel deep inside herself looks for a new streangth at last she sees the light of hope she grows wings so pure & flys away to find the one thing she's been lookinhg for her dreams did come true the wounds are healing her face no longer wet from tears of saddness and pain she has the streangth to go on she now sings a song of peace she found peace in a world at war.
Out Of The Box 2
Thank you all for being my friends but I have way too much shit in my life right now. I don't know where im going or where i will end up but when get there I will let you all know. Thank you to ll who have supported me and helped me but right now if I dont try and focus on me I will end up where Iont want to. My page will still be here but I ave to try and figure out my own life right now. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. CHARLIE Sometimes life isn't what you want it to be. You have to be able to step back and look at the whole picture from outside the box. I am just learning how to do this now and it is the hardest thing to do. We all are so used to being in the box that it is scary to step out but once you do it isn't so scary, hard yes but not scary. I have to thank my two best freinds for teaching me this Christy and Mike. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. It is still work in progress but in the end it will pay off. I hope other people can learn to do this it ca
Power Outage
actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi, I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, titled her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to the waist, thennn slip on this gown. Everything clearrr?" I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off! "Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag." Be
Addiction
1- It's not old behavior if I'm still doing it. 2- If you're looking to have an image in NA, look around at the meetings you go to and take a look at whom you're trying to impress. 3- An addict is a person who wants to be held while he's isolating. 4- addiction is the leading cause of relapse. 5- A treatment center is where you go and pay $25,000 to find out that NA meetings are free. 6- The idea that alcoholics, drug addicts, sex addicts, over eaters, smokers, etc, etc, should all just go to NA Meetings because a disease, is a disease, is a disease...was started by a treatment center that only had one van. 7- This is a ' JUST FOR TODAY' program. If you are clean today, you are tied for first place in NA. 8- If USING is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy USER. If work is interfering with your USING, you're probably an ADDICT. 9- I often obsessively pursue feeling go od, no matter how bad it makes me feel. 10- When I was new, I didn't think I
Love Or Drugs
Me personally I love my family and my house more than I love the drugs. i can say that I am more of a woman than someone that i know on here. i could not talk about this person if it were not true. That is why i live in Lecanto with my boyfreind and she is probably on the streets somewhere doing the crack that she wrote a check on someone account an d might go to jail for it. i know for a fact that if it were my account she would be in jail right now. i would never keep a 37 year old and a 16 year old trying to have sex with each other behind the mother back like they did either. I have more brains than to do that so I guess the person is glad i don't know where they live at now because I would send the sops to their door. 16 can get the person 30 years and no more seeing their own kids. NO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME.
Im Sooo Lonly
Why Women Are Crabby
PS: Keep smiling. Because if people do not already think you mad, they soon will. Why Women are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss wa

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of ThePlain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 44 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:"1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.5. Pay off your credit cards every month.6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their
Answers
Economic Stimulus rebate The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 economy stimulus rebate. If we spend that money at Walmart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of these options will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA. Thank you for your help & please support the US. YOU CAN ASK ME 5 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. _________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All quest

Auction
    TIGRESS & NOLI is haveing an auction for your choice of a cherry bomb or auto 11. The Auction Starts today 5/12 and ends friday 5/15. Get your bids in now. You know you want one of these. While you are there make sure you R/F/A her. Click the link below to take you to the cherry bomb or auto 11 auction. This Auction Hosted By: TIGRESS & NOLI ~~DBC 4 LIFE~ PU$$YCAT PLAYMATEZ!!!! PHAT CHICKS PROUD! Owned by TIGER!!!!@ fubar (repost of original by '~?~MommaTasha~?~PROMOTER @DINOS~?~HAPPILY OWNED BY Italian Princess~?~' on '2009-05-12 05:55:54')
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My FU Owner Ace of Hearts, Show him some love people
Girls And Guys Night Out_please Repost For Me
Just Some Quizzes ;-)
Your Inner European is Dutch! Open minded and tolerant. You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European? Well, this is a bit stranged since I am German. LOL You Are Low Maintenance Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You A High Maintenance Woman? You Were an Otter You are a faithful friend who guides others toward success. You are also light hearted, and love to play around. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Help Lower Gas Prices!
Friends
Come Visit Me
Hey guys and gals would love to have you come visit me and hang out in the VIP Lounge we have a blast. Great Music, Great friends and no asshats to deal with lol Click the link below to come play http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53711
Paybacks A Bitch
Paybacks a Bitch By: Deborah Boyd The day started normal Not a care in the world Till someone started picking on me Then it was on for sure There is such a word called Karma these Days What comes around Goes Around Its all in fair play So remember what you do Remember what you say Do onto others If you want done to you For life’s little Karma Is a payback to stay A vicious life cycle Till you’re dying day.
The Insomniac's Lunar Delights
Flirting
Hello... See, the thing is.. My friend Amanda has some friends.. and they all like to be around her.. she is gorgeous and so sweet.. but here is the deal... One of her friends has a mad crush on her.. and everyone knows.. and they are allowing his feelings for her to determine how they talk to her.. they don't flirt with her.. they moderate everything they said to her while he is around... Is it right of them to do this.. and tossing her feelings away.. and not flirting with her the way she wants? Would you allow his feelings for her make you watch what you say to her while he is around?
Misc. Writings
My travels had left me weary.. and the stop at the tavern had soothed my thirst. The company within the tavern was welcome as well. Three days of rough terrain on horseback can leave a man feeling empty inside when the only company kept is that of creatures of the night that are attracted to the fires built when stopping to rest. It was nice to come be home and when I exited the tavern doors into the evenings setting sun, I had no expectation of seeing you standing there across the way. I had seen you many times before in passing, but it was always among busy streets where I could barely even mutter a "good day". Seeing you, had always filled me with delight, but today you did not wear your usual smile. Judging from your motions it seemed that you were in a heated discussion with the street vendor standing beside you. I stood and stared for some time, and was surprised that no one took notice of my fixed gaze. The soft vibrant garments you wore were a testament to your style. Th
A Friends Poem
Due to the fact that I have had like 4 major nose bleeds in the last 5 days - my Smartass friend Deb felt like giving me a lil shit so this is how she did it. LOL - I have to say nobodys ever written poetry about or for me before - LMAO thanks Deb I feel special now!! Just remember paybacks a bitch! LMAO A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed
General Blogs
Sometimes people deserve second chances and sometimes they dont, The ones that see they made a mistake and apologise for it should be given a second chance if they are sincere. A situation that blew up last night in my eyes has been resolved, Authough I dont tell people what they need to do, I have myself accepted the appology for what I think it is worth and that is a strong Family Like SBRadio Family is that we work out our problems where thier is compromise. We all have faults and YES sometimes meds and alcohol can influence personalities and go one way or another, When I am Screwed up due to meds I myself take time off, When I drink i get goofy as sh*t, everything affects people in diffrent ways, My Family is my Family and I will work hard to resolve diffrences when people who are at fault admit it and try to fix it. Without mentioning names Yea I love you like a brother and I just hope if it was ever me in that sittuation that people would have the power within themselves
Life!!!!
Have you ever stop to wonder what everday life really is. It has to be different for everybody in their own views and opinions, thats what makes everyone unique in their own ways, no 2 people are alike, yet we have so much in common.
Joke....
Some popel were talking chit about you, saying how much you love penis sandwhiches, but I stuck up for ya and told them you didnt like bread!
Down Raters
hey everyone. just wanted you to know that scaryhot is passing out 1's. i have never given a one before and just rated her a ten. don't know what the bitches problem is but
This And That
Starting Over
By Cute Sexy Aussie
n Queensland, Australia, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukaemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfil all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukaemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Ben, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" "Mummy, I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mum smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Station in Brisbane, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Queensland. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Fireman Bob said,
A Man Named Dan
A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed

Help!!!!!!!
Help me i have been signed up for fubar for about 3 months and im at a level 3 please help me level up thanks
Reflections
Reflections By: Deborah Boyd I sit here and think Of that day With special fond memories No one can take away I awoke that day To find my life changed No longer alone No longer afraid You were just a baby So innocent and pure I knew in my heart That this was the cure As days turned to months And months turned to years Before long I knew it I had nothing to fear I brought you up strong With morals and such Respect for others With Intelligence as much And now the time comes To let yourself go To venture the world For all its glories to show But as you do Just remember one thing You’re here in my heart Amongst other things I’m there if you need me I’m there if you don’t You always have a home to come to No matter how much So go my little one Venture the world as you dare For I know in my heart There is nothing to fear.
Experience The Touch
leaves of the fallen drift slowly across my path green transform into burgundy,yellow,orange changing with the touch of the wind reminding me of a new season the reason to reach for new change each leaf gently swept up kissing the sky the warmth of the sun painting inspiring us to move on chapters in our lives turning a new leaf over into strength reminding,encouraging us that with each fallen leaf there is hope moving on to a new season let the leaves fall let the change begin experience the touch of a leaf that drifts your way
Can You Help Me Win A Hh ?
Day-2-day
Day-to-Day Walking backwards,moving the past Words unspoken,the past still whispering Music vibrations,pounding away the past Day dreaming, dream on and on past go away Red light Go, past creeping Green light stop,confusion of the past Confusion sirens,my mind you appear Paralyzed intersection, thoughts are frozen Over populated world, the past won't stop Day-to-day, you'll always be the past Dazzling muse,day to day confusion, the past You'll always remain the day to day Past.....
Sad Songs
"The Shadow" written by Larry Weaver (thats me) 2/17/2009 Perhaps only in my mind, will I get to see her soon, I look around for comfort, My only solace the light of the moon, For in it I see her face, hypnotized by its sight, Her eyes so piercing, it takes away any fright, In the day I hear her voice, as the leaves dance in the breeze, Her soft voice rings in my ears, calmness overtakes me, In the sun I feel her touch as it warms against my skin, Her embrace once comforted me..way back when, She does not see me, in the same light, I am her shadow, she casts upon the ground, And although im not in her thoughts at night, She closes her eyes and feels me all around, I long for the day that I may rise, Be more than just a falling star in the sky, In her tears you will find me, caressing her cheek, Falling to the floor, I lay at her feet, At times I am at the forefront, she sees me as I am, Knows my heart, flirts with the thought of me
Love Is......
Making friends that are true, loyal and long lasting!!!
Stuck In The Middle...
Last November after 7 years of not being a part of my families life..I reconnected with them. Moved from NY to MO because I was tired of being the girl that was always invited over to someone's house on a holiday and not being part of the family. Either way it hasn't been very good. I hate this po-dunk backwards town..and even though my family is five minutes away I never see them. Now after 35 years of marriage my parents are done. I uprooted my life to be closer to my family that I didn't have for so long..and now this... I am the designated translator for them both..and I hate it.
Just Life
Two Choices What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?' The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.' Then he told the following
What Up?
Is anyone else addicted to Rock of Love 11...and does not like to admit it?!
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The
I Have A Goal
Wanna Own Me??
Want to Own me? Want me to ravage you with gifts and rates?? You do?? Woot! Heres how it works.If you aren't already a friend with our lovely hostest PebblesinAZ then click on her pic and add her. :) Then you can find me in her Auction Folder. If you aleady are a friend, well then you know what to do! :) If you don't feel like playing, please stop by my page and show me some luvin anyway. ♥ Please be sure to rate/fan/add our lovely hostess, you'll be happy you did. ~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar
Poem
For my best friend.... Photo copyright © 2008 "ONE SILVER ROSE" one silver rose one single thought one simple wish for you to be loved.... "julia" March 2008 Used by permission of Shadow Dweller This is one of the most beautiful stories I have ever seen....please go to the website and view. Enjoy....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiGKWoJi5qM Jude :)
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A Special Place
A Special Place By: Deborah Boyd There is a place Where we all go A place in our minds Where our dreams may flow It may not be much But its ours to keep A place in our hearts Where we all seek It could be a pasture Filled with flowers and musk With rays of sunshine That soon turns to dusk It could be a mountain top Trees crested with snow Where Bambi and Thumper Just go with the flow It could be the ocean Where the Seagulls play The sounds of the tides Beckoning you to stay But no matter where it may be No matter the day All that is important Its ours to stay
Sad
WELL I DONT KNO IF U KNO ME BUT SOME PEOPLE DO ON HERE BUT MY NAME IS JULIUS AND IM 24 AND I HAVE 3 SISTERS AND I HAD ONE BROTHER BUT I JUST FOUND OUT HE DIED AND SOMEBODY KILLED EM AND I DONT KNO WHO BUT HE WAS 20 NOT EVEN AN ADULT AND IM SITTIN HERE WONDERIN Y ME AND HERES THE STORY I WAS TOLD HE WAS HANGIN AROUND AND HE WAS HIGH AND HE CALLED ME EARLIER TO CHILL WITH EM AND I SAID IM NOT IN DA MOOD AND I TOLD HIM ILL CHILL WITH HIM LATER AND HE CALLED ME AGAIN AND I WAS LIKE NAW ILL CHILL WITH HIM LATER AND AFTER I GOT OFF THE PHONE I HAD A BAD FEELING AND I CALLED FIVE TIMES AND THE LAST TIME WHEN I CALLED SOME DUDE SAID HE WAS BUSY AND I WAS HEARIN PEOPLE SAYIN WHERE YOUR BROTHER NOW AND HE WAS LIKE SCREAMIN OUT HELP ME AND THEN THEY HUNG UP AND THEN I GOT A CALL FROM MY DAD AND SAID HE WAS DEAD ME AND MY BRO WAS SO CLOSE LIKE WE WAS LIKE TWINS BUT WE R NOT BUT NOW I FEEL SO BAD THAT I COULD HAVE SAVED HIM BUT I FEEL BAD NOW WAT SHOULD I DO I AM LOST NOW AND I FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS
Fu Own Me??
Looking for a fu slave? feel like blowing some of those fubucks you have laying around? or maybe your just bored and might want to try something different. Well if thats the case I am in a auction and if your interested in bidding on me just click on my pic below :)
4 The Love Of Ink
fingertips tingling stomach turning heart pounding nervous excitement. ive made up my mind "are you ready", he asks its my first time some say its painful others, i hear, get pleasure from it i wonder how it will be for me "im ready", I say with a nervous smile Hes gloved, he touches me gently with an understanding of my fear he leans me back and positions me just perfectly he wettens his tool and gently enters me i squeeze shut my eyes and envision the end result short strokes, long strokes each as intense as the one before "your taking it well", he says he strokes my; skin with every other pass and assures me hes almost done he completes his task with a sigh of satisfaction I untense my body and open my eyes he helps me up my body is different now i have my first tattoo debbie holt 01/12/08 I got tats and rings among selected things. These I choose others I want to lose. Scarred for life, I've been cut by the knife. To justify I'll loose an eye. By my hand not Gods demand.
Pics
Sunday Evening Update
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW KIND OF EXPERIENCE ? ARE YOU WANTING TO FIND A LOUNGE WHERE THEY PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR ? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER !!! Come take a wicked ride with me !!! YOU CAN FIND ME AT ANY OF THESE GREAT LOUNGES , COME CHECK ME OUT BY CLICKING A PIC !!!!!
Boyfriend Application
Name: Age: Birthday: Where do live: Hair color: Eye color: Height: Weight: Work or School: Do you have any Tattoos? Piercings? Fetishes? Play any instruments or sing? What do you do for fun? Have a criminal record? Have any pets? Smoke? Drink? Roll? Do You Prefer girls with long, medium, or short hair? Jeans or sweats? Love or Lust? make up or natural? What the sunset or sunrise with me? romantic girl or super hot girl? being trearted like a princess or that you mean the world to them? hamburger or hot dog? tv or a movie? group date or just us? phone or computer? A girl that can kiss or a girl you can teach how to kiss? shy or confidnet? List your FAvorite Bands? Foods/Beverages? Colors? sounds? images? smells? movies? places? Animal? Misc. Would you party with me? If we were at the party would you watch out for me? Would you just stay home all day wi
Bizarre Ideas
And no, I am not talking about supplying weapons to the various sides of the conflicts around the world, although, it would indeed be a profitable business. I have figured out that what I need to do is use people's vices against them, or more specifically, their fetishes or hangups. Home automation is nothing new, but considering there is still a large percentage of the human population that believe that there is only one sexual position and sex is for procreation only, how about a system that immediately turns the bedroom lights out so repressive personalities can have sex, and design a bed that if one of the partners does something beyond basic intercourse, they are immediately catapulted from the bed and their pastor, preacher, vicar, or priest is immediately summoned for spiritual intervention? For the swingers in the population, the bedroom furnishings would consist of an electronic pick a number dispenser, with the added function of what the person is planning on doing,
What About Me?
First thing you noticed about me? Do I make you smile? WOuld you be able to spend time with me locked away in a cabin in the mountains? How would you keep me occupied? Could we be more than friends? How often do you think about me? Do you think you can trust me? If you are one of my girlfriends, would you trust me with your boyfriend? How long have you known me? Describe me as if you would to a friend answer these question in a comment or in a message send to my inbox
Out Of The Box
Sometimes life throws us curves balls. It all depends on how we take it. We can either stand there and let it hit us or move out of the way and ignore it. If we stand there and let it hit us then we learn from it. It might take a few hits but in the end when we learn from it. If we choose to ignore it we have learned nothing. I chose in life to ignore the curve ball and life was hard. When I finally let hit it me I was able to see things I never had before. Life is only what we make of it so either get hit or move away but in the end getting hit is the best choice. Sometimes life isn't what you want it to be. You have to be able to step back and look at the whole picture from outside the box. I am just learning how to do this now and it is the hardest thing to do. We all are so used to being in the box that it is scary to step out but once you do it isn't so scary, hard yes but not scary. I have to thank my two best freinds for teaching me this Christy and Mike. Thank you from the bott
Riot Makers Bully
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW KIND OF EXPERIENCE ? ARE YOU WANTING TO FIND A LOUNGE WHERE THEY PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR ? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER !!! Come take a wicked ride with me !!! Brought to you by HadesFury ! (repost of original by 'HadesFury' on '2008-03-16 00:08:37') (repost of original by '
Ultimate Love Survay
What does love mean to you? What do you want out of a relationship? Did you have a Valentine this year? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? What is or was the best part about being single? What is your dream date? Do you believe in love at first sight? Have you ever been in love? French kisses-- good or bad? Ever kiss on the first date? copy in a message answer the questions and send to my inbox or answer the questions in a comment in this blog
What U Must Have .....
ok so everyone is wanting a piece of me and the more ppl i give a chance the bigger losers i happen to find so here is an application its not hard and its not long so fill it out or leave me alone the things i expect and or want in a man are ...... possessiveness ,intelligence, aggressiveness, yet loving and understanding stable with a decent job not that im money hungry i can handle my own it just shows good character and that u dont need to be taken care of they must make me laugh and be good looking not perfect but attractive in some way , they must not mind that i have a son who is 14 months old and he is my world they must have a car nothing great but it has to run and have 4 wheels , license , tattoos are a plus but not a must i can deal with a little bit of belly but not alot of it arms are a huge turn on to me i love biceps they are gods personal gift to me losers need not apply like if u live at home with ur mother dont even try if u ar
Alpha
Blog It Out, Baby!
Like I said in my last blog about obsessive, overbearing, insecure men... Well, because I removed somebody from my family list he decided to call me a 'fake ass bitch'. This is the same person that keeps comparing me to other people because they fucked him over, not my motherfuckin problem. You have a problem with constantly women fuckin you over maybe it's you. Really. I don't care how you feel about me because I'm not insecure with myself. I mean you repeatedly tell someone to stop comparing you to other people and they still do it, wouldn't that push you away and not want to be bothered. Another person who became obsessive, controlling, demanding of me and I got tired of it. That's the problem. Not all women like that shit. Investigate ask questions before 'falling' for someone else to see if they like that shit. This one don't like it. This is the message I got.. "i see u removed me from family, straight up your a fake ass bitch. I was there for u 24/7 and u fucki
Fu Love App.
Name: Age: Height: Eye: Hair: Idea of perfect date: How far you go for love: Will you talk to me everyday: Fun part- Give me 20 reasons you will stand out from the other applicants! GOOD LUCK!! Copy this Fill it out send it to my inbox!
Wanna Own Me???
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Life
Journal
Ok so two of my best friends got together last night. That's great and I'm really happy for them but now everytime I'm with them I'm gonna feel like the third wheel. We were all hanging out the other night and they weren't even dating yet and I still felt like the third wheel because I know they really like each other. And now I'm afraid that they won't have time for me after awhile and that will really hurt, I don't have many friends anymore since I graduated and they're the main friends that I have. I guess I'll just have to wait and find out. Here's some pics of us Wow I'm just having bad luck. My grandfather is in the ICU and probably won't make it out of the hospital alive, he has prostate, lyphnode, and lyrnx cancer, my grandmother has mouth cancer, and my boyfriend is moving to Michigan. Well my life is just so great right now. I wonder when I'm gonna get some good news, probably not anytime soon, and this really sucks ass. I feel like this so much...the f
New Pics 3-16-08
Iight ppl... I've been gone for a few days I know.... And let me tell ya, its not ALL been fun and games. The first night was boring as hell so naturally I took some pics. Well, not me but some pics were taken (I took some of my 3 am customer). The rest of my week involved rain and was busy as HELL!!! Let me tell ya. I froze!!!!!!! So now... I am a sick puppy. But not to fear, its only normal. Damn cold. But I thought I would post some pics I took on Wednesday night for ya. Hope you like. Anyway. I am trying to get myself back on days... I missed everyone soooo much!!!! Talk to ya laterz.... Mwah!
Own Me!
COPY,PASTE,BID! EASY RIGHT? SO GO DO IT! LMAO http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=887339&i=1885880889 WANNA OWN ME WELL THERE YA GO!
Head Games
u need to fucking quit the fucking head games for real its fucking highschool bullshit knock it off i hope u drink urself to death and choke on ur own vomit u piece of shit....THERE YES I FUCKING SAID IT!!! NOW FUCKING JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!
The Loss Of Passion......
For the past 15 years of my life, i have had the pleasure to travel to many different states with the various bands ive been in playing music. Mostly in HEAVY METAL bands, but i have played a few acoustic sets, and jammed with some of the best musicians in my region. Today, i am giving it up. I have lost all passion i ever had for playing music. It doesnt make me happy like it once did, and i have had writers block for months now. Its really hard to let go of something that has held such a high place in my life, and i know i will miss the feeling of being on stage, and hearing the applause after something ive written has touched a handful of people. I will miss the practices, the shows, the studio process, the fans, the parties, hell ill miss EVERYTHING about it....but it seems that chapter of my life is finally over, so its time to turn the page, and write a whole new story. This website has NEVER been a place to try to promote my music, but alot of you have listened to my past work,
Auction
Heheheh got you to look... Well now that you are here... Check this out... I'm in my very first auction and in need of some bidders... Here is the offer from me... Rate all pics during happy hour Rate all stash during happy hour Pimp out on my page Permanent pimp out in blogs Owned by (your name) in my name Daily drink and gift Yahoo ID for SFW conversation 1 sfw salute More to be added for high bids> I'll add more for cash bids and so on... So get your ass in there and BID BID BID!!! click the link below to BID!!!
Whos Got Jokes?
JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister. After a while he asked, "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me? SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough." D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale a
Picture Uploading Activity
I know you have seen alot of recent activity..for those of you who have the Everything feature turned on...coming from me. I am making point folders. I am making ways for people to make points...I have 10 folders with 100 different pics in each one. Yes, I benefit from the points as well, but that isnt the point. I have closed the folders, until I can get all the pics loaded into each set of pics. So, the pic I am uploading shows, owner does not give you permission to view this....I dont want them rated until all pics are in the folder. The reason I am writing this.....I have several men coming to me....begging & getting pissed....cause I wont let them see the pics...when I tell them what I am doing...I am being rude too...or told to stop teasing. I am NOT a tease. Also, I do have NSFW pics on here. I have closed that folder. It is only open to those in my family. DO NOT ASK if you can be put into my family to see them...I will deny you. I will also more then likely t
Contest
Gardening
I awakened a short time ago very hot and turned on. It was a dream about hands, tongues, eyes and you in my head. I am in my herb garden feeling the plants tickling my legs as I walk among and through them -- crushing some leaves in passing. The scent of the rosemary, savory and lemon thyme is thick and cloying. The air is still and heavy with humidity. I am drawn to the lower part of the back yard. In my dream there is a stand of trees and undergrowth that is left wild for the birds, rabbits and squirrels. At this hot time of the year the wild area can be in deep shade and some parts are totally hidden. It’s almost like a little cave in my dream. Thinking I hear someone call my name I turn and a figure is before me. All I can clearly see are his eyes and hands. There is no fear because somehow I know him, so I smile and walk forward. It is you. Who arranged this? How did this happen? Suddenly, I am next to you in your arms. Your fragrance is as mine, only stronger, as if y
Toulouse
History Born during the Roman Empire, Toulouse was once a major metropolis of western Europe, but it sank into a sleepy regional-level status in the 18th and 19th centuries, completely missing the Industrial Revolution. In the 20th century, relocation of key military and aerospace industries in Toulouse by the French central government have awakened the city again. In an ironic twist of history, what was once a big liability for Toulouse has now become its best asset: no Industrial Revolution meant a falling economic status for the city, but it has spared Toulouse the environmental damages and painful socio-economic restructuring that are plaguing so many
For The Assh*les
News
http://bit.ly/amkAf2 By Roselee Papandrea / Times-News March 16, 2008 - 8:17PM SWEPSONVILLE NC - The missing 3-pound Chihuahua named Copper, that has been missing from his East Main Street home since Thursday, was returned to his owners Sunday morning. Amanda Cantrell's phone rang at about 8:20 a.m. Sunday morning. The woman calling told Cantrell that she had her dog. "I didn't get her name," Cantrell said. "I didn't ask any questions. She just said, ‘We have your dog.'" Cantrell threw on some clothes and headed to the woman's home on Swepsonville Road, which is about five miles from where Cantrell lives. She was thrilled to be reunited with Copper, a chocolate Chihuahua. Copper, a 3-pound chocolate Chihuahua, had been missing since Thursday. "Honestly, we were hoping we'd see him again," Cantrell said. "It was a welcomed surprise. It goes to show that prayers are answered." Copper got out of Cantrell's house on Thursday afternoon. He followed Cantrell's 5-year
Done With Games...
Well where to begin? I have been lied to, to death. I can't trust a word some people say. And to have to catch someone in a lie numerous times, you'd think I'd learned right?? Nope. Not me!!! I don't know what is wrong with me, I am to trusting. I let people walk all over me. Well ladies and gents. I am a new me. I had a lot of things happen today to change my outlook on my life. So if I don't seem as friendly, or I don't seem like I want to be bothered, chances are, I don't. So if I don't answer you, don't feel left out. You won't be the only one. All I can say is that certain people made me this way. And a cold hearted bitch is what I am becoming. So please, no sob stories, no guilt trips. I have had my fill and then some. I am simply done with the games!!!
Lemonade
So life's been a little crazy recently. Work has been busy as we had Inventory to do. But life has been slowly moving towards one big event and slowly further from another. I left my Ex-Husband almost six months ago. Our Divorce will be finalized in a weeks time. I'm looking forward to having it said and done with. But there will be some challenges along the way. His lawyer says I don't deserve Spousal Maintanance or as most people know it, Alimony. Prolem is I depended heavily on HIS income to serviv and now without it I'm barly making it month to month. The good news that rolls into this month is I have known my boyfriend for a month and a half now. We get along great and I wouldn't trade him for the world. It was luck and chance that I met him and I don't intend to do anything to loose him. So there we are. The current leamonade in my life is my new boyfriend and the people I live with - my ex-husbands Mom - life is moving steadily and surely just as it always days. Progressing o
Something Smells Fishy....
Stupid
Stupid" Night lift up the shades let in the brilliant light of morning but steady there now for I am weak and starving for mercy sleep has left me alone to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong it's all I can do to hang on to keep me from falling into old familiar shoes how stupid could I be a simpleton could see that you're no good for me but you're the only one I see love has made me a fool it set me on fire and watched as I floundered unable to speak except to cry out and wait for your answer but you come around in your time speaking of fabulous places create an oasis dries up as soon as you're gone you leave me here burning in this desert without you everything changes everything falls apart can't stop to feel myself losing control but deep in my senses I know
Politcal
Subject: Biblical warnings of Barack Obama Body: The Bible warns us of Barack Obama! Please Read All! The Bible has warned us that 'A man will come from the East that will be charismatic in nature and have proposed solutions for all our problems and his rhetoric will attract many supporters!' When will our pathetic Nation quit turning their back on God and understand that this man is 'A Muslim'....First, Last and always....and we are AT WAR with the Muslim Nation, whether our bleeding-heart, secular, Liberal friends believe it or not. This man fits every description from the Bible of the 'Anti-Christ'! I'm just glad to know that there are others that are frightened by this man! Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray
Sweet Poison
SWEET POISON! A MUST READ! In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick. She had stomach spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking was a major chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she was in so much pain. By March 2002, she had undergone several tissues and muscle biopsies and was on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not determine what was wrong with her. She was in so much pain, and so sick she just knew she was dying. She put her house, bank accounts, life insurance, etc., in her oldest daughter's name, and made sure that her younger children were to be taken care of. She also wanted her last hooray, so she planned a trip to Florida (basically in a wheelchair) for March 22nd. On March 19 I called her to ask how her most recent tests went, and she said they didn't find anything on the test, but they believe she had MS. I recalled an article a friend of mine e-mailed to me and
How Do You Know
How do you know who to believe and who not to?? When you're in a long distance relationship with someone and everything seems great one day and the next, it's like an atom bomb went off. You break up for three weeks and during that time he does something with someone else. Ok you can get over that because you weren't together. But then you get back together and things just start to not add up. And it almost seems that he may still be seeing that other person. What do you do?? Do you give him the benefit of the doubt or do you belive what you hear? Can't go by what I see because things on the internet are typically not what they seem and since I'm 500 miles away I can't just see what is going on.
Jeff Hardy
03/20/08 2:35AM Seeing Jeff’s Tragedy Through My Eyes I was having a pretty standard "gotta fly out early and go to work tomorrow" Friday night. I was washing and packing clothes, booking my rental car, and writing bills to put in the mail on my way to the airport in the morning. Around midnight on Saturday, March 15th, I let my beloved pet dog Lucas outside to use the bathroom. As I stepped outside, I smelled smoke. I walked around to my garage area and could see huge flames burning through the woods. The large flames appeared to be very close to Jeff’s place, about a third of a mile away from my house. My first initial thought was that Jeff was burning either trash or a brush-pile. I then questioned my thought, considering how big the size of the flames looked. For a second, I thought it might be the huge ramp on Jeff’s motocross track or his old recording studio. I quickly jumped in my car, and drove down the back road that connects our two properties. As I pulled around the
Fake Ppl
Just A Blog....
E U R O P E '08
Okay so this year I am finally going to EUROPE.. I can't wait... I will see all the family & all my friends.. I will finally go back to my roots... then I will be able to make the most imporant decision in my life. Although my oldest cousin has finally settled down & all, but I know for a fact he'll drag me out & such.. For which I can't wait.. because this will be the best trip ever.. I'm older wiser & other things.. so I know for sure what happens in EUROPE will definetly stay in EUROPE... I can't wait.. I am so overdue for a nice good vacation.. plus finishing some unfinished business as well.. So I do business & then the pleasure begins =)
Needing To Vent
I am a very nice person and sometimes flirty and I will talk to everyone and anyone. Thats just how I am even in real life. Just because Im flirty shouldn't make people think that I'm here for they enjoyment. or that I will get totally nake for them. There is that line of respect that shouldn't be crossed. But most people cross this line daily even in real life. I have some pictures up that are kind of sexy for me. And I don't mind by any means people leaving pervy comments thats fine. Its all in good fun. People are allowed to say what they want. But when people take things too far thats a different story. It really annoys the hell out of me that people ask for my YIM and think that I will get totally nake for them. That is not right, not fair and just not respectful. I am sure that there are many people on this site that are more then willing to show everything they have to the world but thats not me. I'm sorry. Yes I have pictures up of me in a bra. But this is where I am
Smoking Hot.
Smoking kills. Ok, it wont kill everyone and it wont attack all smokers with the same disease. But the impact of smoking on individual health, the health system and all non-smokers is apparent and real. I applaud smokers who are considerate. I think you should be, and thank you for being careful. However, when a smoker says "this is me, take me with my flaws" I dont think they are really thinking this through. What they are really saying is, "Im going to be a horrible example for kids, Im going to get sick fairly often, Im going to cost a fortune and in the end, I dont care what you think because its all about me." Its one of those addictions, like drinking, that takes a huge price on everyone around it even for the "casual smoker." The bottom line is ok, it smells bad. I dont think too many people would argue. Its not good for you. Ok, no one today will disagree. But its just plain selfish and shows poor judgement. Thats the real issue.
Sex Questions
Would u have sex with me? answer: What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: Would u wanna taste me? answer: Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: Give me a naked pic? answer: Would u do me in the shower? answer: Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: Would u talk dirty 2 me while we had sex? answer: Would u do me in front of people? answer: Would u do me in the rain? answer: Would u do 69 with me? answer: Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: If I gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer:
Being Sick .. =(
Okay so every year when spring rolls around the corner I get sick.. EUGH!! last year it took me until like May mid June to get better.. So now it's starting again.. Blah.. Maybe it's allergies but I had that test done unless I have new allergies that I have no clue about.. needles to say I HATE THE DOCTOR & I HATE BEING SICK.. But thank you to all who have left me get better wishes appreciate it.. & thanks for the cards also =) So I just gotta fight this thing before I leave for europe.. I can't wait.. what will happen in Europe will stay in Europe =)
Angel's Life
Life is just hectic right now alot going on and ot enough time in the day....
Happy St.patricks Ay Everyone...
Poetry And Muses
If you never saw me, would you place judgement on me? Would you give me the chance to get to know you ? If I am ugly , would you be able to tell just by talking to me ? Could you spare your time and take a chance with me ? Would you believe me if you could not look at me ? If you could see me , would it change anything you heard ? If you found out that you like me, would it change if you saw me ? would you trust your heart to find what your missing ? if you fell in love with me, would you hate me if i wasn't what you thought ? Could you live with the decision that you made after you knew the truth ? Would you still love me even if i was not the man of your dreams ? If I was that man , would it change the way you feel about me ? If I told you I have strong feelings for you, would you believe it ? Would you be able to develop feelings for me if you never truly met me ? If I told you that I need you, and want to be with you would feel the same ? Could you allow yourself
Free
That night I was lost sitting beneath the stars. They shined so bright upon me and my wondering mind. I could think nothing, but of her sweet innocence and her uncontrollable wonder at all things. Why do people pass by life and not see the simple beauty in what surrounds them in every corner. The maze of stars in an endless black. A freshly bloomed rose, with its unmistakable fragrance. The crisp cold air, filling your breath on a fall morning. These are the things that gleamed in her eyes. Her soul cried out to be free, to let go of the need for reason and to just embrace life as it is not as it’s viewed. To go and let her spirit roam free to the sky. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, well I saw true beauty in her eyes. If I could I would frame it and hang it on the wall of the galaxy for all life to see.

Fantastic Stuff!!!
I Dont Understand Sisters Yet I Guess
Ok this is not a pity party on me i just want comments, I need to know how other people feel about getting used by there sisters or brothers you know the drill. Here is a little bit about my story. I have a sister who will be 18, in June. She is rebeling against her father. Which is understandable. She called me all crying and that, said she needed a place to go. So I gave her a roof over her head, food, and what ever else she needed. The next day she went to get her stuff from her dad's and now she ended up with her 18 year old boyfriend. I feel she used me to get out of her previous house. I guess my question is, if she comes crying back what should I do? Should I say you wanted to be and adult and move out of your dads, so act like one....Or just welcome her back because everyone makes mistakes...
Stiletto Girls
Just would love to say hello and thank you for all the support to all the *Stiletto Girls* you are all hot and sexy and keep it up........
Family Notes
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with
Passover And Jesus Death
God begins the systematic, redemptive process of saving mankind with the Passover feast. This is the very first feast of His seven annual festivals. Each festival depicts a significant step forward to mankind's ultimate salvation as well as its glorious conclusion. Passover is not a Holy Day, but it is a feast; its primacy and meaning makes it the greatest of all feasts. For if there were no Passover, if Jesus as Passover never died for mankind, then we could forget about all the rest. They simply could not be fulfilled. Every feast that follows the Passover is utterly dependent upon it. Our Passover is Jesus Christ (1 Corinthians 5:7). For over three decades Jesus lived a sinless life, though He was tested in all areas as we are (Hebrews 4:15). The hours before His crucifixion, He suffered great physical and mental pain for our healing (1 Peter 2:24). Jesus was nailed to a stake and remained faithful to God (and by extension, to us) to His death. He died when a Roman soldier pie
My Help Me Spot
I am asking for the help of my friends to help me win my first contest. So PLEASE help me... :D Click on the pickture below to rate and comment the hell out of me.... Here's an insentive for helping me, for every 1,000 comments you will get a Fubling... Thank you all for help and all you have to do is ask and I will return the favor...
My Loving Wife
let us hold on to our love that never can die let us not question the love between you and I let us hold on to each other and love how we feel ours is a true love so deep and so real We took the vows for the good and the bad we can make it through times both happy and sad so just love me and know that I am in love with you yours is the love that made my whole world feel new By R. Thomas Dinsmore About my wife
Thanks To You All
First I want to thank my friend and new Owner Mikey for helping me level, and then next to BooBoo and her group of Shadow Levelers and others that came in force to help me the last little way to get to Insider! Thank you all so very very much!!! Mikey The Pіŧßull ­­­­МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Beeholt. Real Wife of DHoltStingray@ fubar ♀ Gωεη ♫ ☞ Shadow Leveler ☜ ♡ Heart's in Oregon @ fubar MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar ʝɨɭɭ εɭɨʑαβεʈɧ@ fubar Liberated Spice*FuWife to Big Jimmy*Club F.A.R.*DSC*I.B.I.C.*LOL Family* F Circle@ fubar £µÇk¥~D.S.C~Promoter in The Dawg House~r/l daughter 2 sammi4u2000{shadow leveler}@ fubar
Kope Goh Lounge
HIGHWAY TO HELL CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER GUARDIANS OF HELL LOUNGE & ROCK OUT TO KOPE RADIO! TIGG ON AIR REPOST BULLETIN & SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!
Muh Best Friends
Chat With A Lady
anything you want to chat about as long as it is clean, a little on the dirty side is fine, but not too risque.
Chinese Astrology
I don't really believe in Astrology but it's fun to read sometimes and this sounds very accurate for us. In Chinese Astrology, Paul is Horse and I am Tiger...Read on. The Horse and Tiger make an excellent match, more than any other combination of signs. The wild Horse feels an immediate kinship with the fun-loving Tiger. Both share a love of sports, nature and parties. They are also extremely active, and will have no trouble skipping sleep in favor of fun. The Horse will probably follow the Tiger’s lead, but won’t fail to speak up when he or she disagrees with the big cat’s direction. Horse needs to learn to not grumble when he doesn't get his way, especailly if he is unwilling to take responsibility for his own actions, desires and needs. The one thing that could potentially put a damper on this romance is the Horse and Tiger’s mutual love of freedom and the occasional jealousy Horse feels. Tiger is a show-stopper when the two are in the public eye and Horse
Naked People! Party! :)
Alright everyone, it's that time again. Except this time Mel is going to be 30!!! I'm having a big party for her and I want everyone here to show her a good time. I'll be making the desert, finger foods and jello shots. This is a BYOB. Please ignore the RSVP date. Just let us know so I can plan to have enough food. Message me for location info. -Erica
Contest!!
My FU-Bomber family has placed me in a contest for a I month VIP. I need 10,000 comments in 2 weeks. Here is the link for anyone that would like to help me out. Thanks to all, and much love!!! >
Moving Time
Ok I am moving tomarrow..... My dsl is up till tomarrow morning might be on for a few not sure. I got my dsl to stay on for another day..lol helps working for the company...get to have friends in low places lmao I am supposed to have my uverse on monday at the new place....so leave lots of love this weekend on my page please and I will return the favor when I get back on line....And IF everything goes as planned I should be back on monday nite... love to all....muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I will be in the process of moving this week. So sometime this week my internet will be off. I will be back on when I get Uverse on at the new apartment. YAYYYYYYYYYYY FASTER SPEED LOL. But we also know how slow ISP'S are about turning service on lol (yeah I work for them so I can say that lol) So when I drop off line for a while that is why. I wish everyone that is in the contest best of luck. And hope I can get back on asap. For those of you that are not part of the ~~Git~R~Done Family
The Pig !!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a
Whats This For ?
what is supposed to be here?
The Race For Sanity
I am on the frayed ends of sanity, As I sit here looking in the mirror of my vanity. My reflection is like a glassey disturbance, My surroundings like those of a barbed-wire fence. I can't tell the difference between a dream and reality, It scares me to think that my soul is pure brutality. As I stare out of these windows that keep me prisoner here, I've grown fond of the spirits that draw me near. The faces of death on my window shade, take a distance with fear and begin to fade. It's all in your head says the shrink of this ward, But without my imagination I think I'd be bored! Because my sanity acts as gravity of the mind, And without this there would be no time. There would be no memories of the past, Darkness would become an overwhelming mass. A vast feeling of self distruction would over-take my soul, And the pearly gates would open so I'd be free to go. But I wake up the next morning in this same damned place, Chasing my sanity in this life-long race!
Bling Me
I need some bling. Anyone who sends me bling will get a link to my very very very nsfw pics. JennJenn
Help
Help Scarlett in this giveaway You know you want to so Away and to it .. Thank You ~~** Goofball **~~ ~~** Goofball **~~@ fubar PROPHET YEAHMON Only Million = a few to go Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Leader~ Proudly owned by ms2dmngood2u~READ PROFILE@ fubar Thank You *Goofball* Happily Fu-Owned by Scarlett@ fubar Guns N' RosesLive And Let Die
Wanna Own Me!!!!
A Tear Inside
My tears are flowing for you As my mind wonders and heart beats My body is nothing without you And as the wetness of my cheek are beginning to dry And my thoughts weaken and try to forget I feel like nothing without you The beats within my chest were real, Something that no one will ever steal When there is nothing without you But as I try to forget you more and more My body grows weaker and begins to wear Mind floats, rises to react I know I'm nothing without you...
Fools
Time seems to linger for an eternity throughout the day, The nights even longer.....tossing....turning.....wasting away. The guilt and the anguish eat at the soul like malignant tumors, Truths cannot be reached before they are consumed by the rumors. For the hurt that was created by two fools, Selfishly dancing in the lust-pools. Too foolish to think of the other two hearts, They were breaking into tiny fragile parts. For this I will suffer for all of my days, Regretting the carelessness of my ways. Biting off every bitter day, that in the bed I made, I will have to lay. Tossing........turning........and wasting away, In the torment I created at my own dismay. One second too late to pull back the reigns, On an action bound to cause heartache and pain. The colors of life have faded for me, left to contend with my misery. I will always regret losing what I once cherished, Because of my ignorance, this beauty has perished. Dear God save me from this life I have created
1-million Fubucks Giveaway!!!!!
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A Tear Inside
the tears inside run softly down my cheek as i hide my eyes an keep my feeling held descreately no one is to know the sadness that i hold deep inside covered an hidden behind my walls with layers of anger until i feel as if i am oh so small drowning in my own pitful sorrow the front i feel i must put up to lot no one know the distractions i hold from the missions at hand always affraid of when i may be called for once again a medic hidden in the back until all else fells everything gets put onto one everyone expecting a miracle that one can not always perform alone an clowned on for being diffrent away from others for not being the same until one needs him bye his side screaming out into the darkness for his help hoping he can save the day but after all is done awhile will pass an the memories of what he has done will fade away an the tears will once again roll down his face.
For Him (you Know Who You Are)
Finding You... There were times my heart bled, My eyes dripping with pools of water Times when I stumbled and fell... But I picked myself up and headed for shore. Just when I wasn't looking for someone, When I thought I'd be all alone, When I believed everything was gone, I found you... You brought back my sense of being, You brought back everything I believed in, You gave me back my zest for life, I was back on track. Thank you for loving me. But most of all, For giving me a chance to love again, And be loved in return... Thank you... For the love that keeps me alive, A heart that reminds me with its every beat, And a love so precious I discovered in you...
My Anger Inside
My anger inside tearing out of my chest unleashing all the beast within tearing at my soul for ever hurtful second trying not to lot it come apart with every bickering thought the anger grows within ripping out of my mind but holding back all that i can cage in my thoughts lotting out the pain but showing no signs of fear with my anger inside watching all the deaths that happen all around with out a chance to stop it at all watching the mistakes other people make yet holding my tongue an wishing the power to make a change an wishing the knowledge to know how to fix my ownaffraid to lot others close for they may be gone tomorrow.
Summer Vac
hit me up on yahoo imtheone821@yahoo.com i need help uploading pictures from my phone to my computer any ideas? leave comments plz i need help, i wanna take my daughter on vac this summer since we really didnt do much last summer boringg lmao #1 i dont drive, gas prices whoa #2 dont know what to do or where to go #3 got 3-4 days off a week wouldnt need to take off work :) #4 no one would go with us #5 got 2 weeks i could have her for vac but would have to take off work to get her on days i dont got her, shes with her father! should i take her or should i just plan it when i have her and on my days off? dont really wanna take off until sept b.c i already got units plus i like savin my vac time just incase i need to use them :) so if u got any ideas let me know... what would u do? where would u go? how would u get there without a ride? help!!! july 17th is my daughters b day and i wanna do something very nice for her but not sure what to do, dont w
My Fu-owner
My Mind Will Go On
My mind will go on with the beauty of thoughts of holding one bye my side knowing i will see her soon time seems to pass bye slower and slower through out my days but when i hear from her each night my heart skips a beat an the evening seems to just fly away soon the time will come when i can hold her in my arms atlast holding her softly against my chest to feel my heart beat next to hers an softly kiss her lips with such passion that all the days events seem to fade away lotting her know how she makes me feel so deep inside and with that moment we will know it is meant to be an i will never have to lot her go.
Palm Sunday
Wishing everyone a Happy Palm Sunday.. and men, that does not mean to spend time with your palms. Giggle.
Quote Of The Day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can’t eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away
Ty So Much
A Woman In Mind
With A Woman in Mind With a woman in mind a man can feel like he can do anything anything can be achieved And nothing is to great to overcome with just one thought of holding her by his side with love in both of their hands and a open heart to guide them toward there dreams nothing is ever to big and the world belongs to just them but when he is alone he tries to look so tough an yet when she walks bye he can be so gentle as the wind across your cheek with his arms wide open to hold her close to his heart and he will now shed a tear for the happiness he now holds deep inside feeling whole now for the first time with a woman in mind and gently standing bye your side anything can be possible so dont be affraid to try.
Is It Possible
Does anyone here really think it is possible to find true love on the internet? I'm sure this is a question that alot of us ask ourselves. Is there that one person that holds the key to our hearts somewhere? If the answer is yes then, how can we be so nieve as to think that "someone" lives right around the corner from us or in the same town. If there is only one "soul mate" "true love" for each of us, would it not make more sense to think they may be "anywhere"? Myself I think that internet dating although different is a good way to meet people. If you have the ability to carry on hours of endless conversation with someone then you have to know that there is some sort of bound developing. Do people who are married to people they lived close to have that ability to chat together for hours on end and never get bored? If you find someone that you feel that sort of connection with is it wrong that they live 1000's of miles away or should you take it as a sign that maybe this is that someon
Work In Progress
its late an my mind is tired but i cant get you out of my thoughts i want you bye my side i cant get enough of your amazing smile to hold you to feel your lips next to mying to hear your voice upon every waking moment an yet still want you even more to hold you bye my side forever an always with your hand in mind an my heart belonging only to you it doesnt feel strong enough unless i know your mying forever to hold an never let go!!
Betrayed
Epitaph
  The wall on which the prophets wroteIs cracking at the seams.Upon the instruments of deathThe sunlight brightly gleams.When every man is torn apartWith nightmares and with dreams,Will no one lay the laurel wreathAs silence drowns the screams.Between the iron gates of fate,The seeds of time were sown,And watered by the deeds of thoseWho know and who are known;Knowledge is a deadly friendWhen no one sets the rules.The fate of all mankind I seeIs in the hands of fools.Confusion will be my epitaph.As I crawl a cracked and broken pathIf we make it we can all sit backAnd laugh.But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying,Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.  
Irony And Complacency
As I lay broken into what feels like a million little pieces on the uneven playing fields of love, I peer up into the shadows of Justice. She stands there, majestic as she hoists her mighty scales of balance with her beautiful flowing robes whipping around her proud full feminine form in the midst of the whirlwind of turmoil derived by my emotional angst. She begins to speak to me in her always reasonable voice, almost void of any humanity due to her seemingly callous, yet fair, judgement of life "I heard from Irony that you have befriended Complacency, before your friendship becomes too settled and dependant I should tell you about your new friend so you understand the choices you have set forth upon with this course of action." Somberly she continues, "You see my dear child Complacency befriends those who are fearful of change. She seeks out those whom she knows will fit within her ideals and not step outside of the boundaries. She adores and coddles those afraid to take a ris
Life
Install Husband
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAKING A WOMAN TO BED What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? Your inner sex gender: Male For you, sex is a highly physical act. It's all about how good it makes your body feel. And while sex with someone you care about is great - it's not a requirement. You know that sex wi
Friends
just bought a racehorse named"my face".He may not be any good,but i cant wait to hear the women in the crowd scream"come on my face" care to be true friends ??? Name: Yahoo: Number: Best time to call: text messaging yes/nooo : I DARE YOU to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get
The Wolvenheart Fu-blog
Check out this profile and know that it's a faker. The douchebag has hurt good women, broken up families, and quite possibly spread some STD - ladies, if you have ever been with this loser, get checked! Check out abood, a real brave piece of work who insults those that confront him on his behaviour, then blocks them from his page, and posts some lame childish half-assed comment that's supposed to be an insult on their pages or pics. The behavior he gets confronted on that results in him acting like that?Hitting on women, trying to play them, then getting all pissy when they see through it and turn him down - at least, that's what I'm guessing is what made this particular little piece of queerbait go and spout vulgarities and half-assed attempts at insults in the comments to a woman's pics. His bravery shows not, though, in how he blocks those that confront him on his behavior, or even in his half-assed attempts at insulting the women.It's showing truly in how, after his attempt at i
My Dear Friend
Well, I just have to share this because it is so funny... My kids have been on spring break this week and my mother in law came and picked up my son Ashton, who is four years old and very hyper... he stayed the night and the next day she took him to the movies... while they were in the movies he ended up getting stuck in his seat... they were unable to get him out so the fire department was called and two big firetrucks with a total of seven men came in the movie theatre to take the seat apart and free my screaming son... during all of this everyone had to leave and recieved free passes to return to the movies... My mohter in law called and explained it all and said she was bringing him home then... she was exhausted, mentally and physically... I can just picture all the commotion going on at the movies and it is so funny now that it is over... Just had to share... :) This may seem weird to some, but I have always wanted to go to Spain and do the running of the bulls... to me
Different Stuff
The gentle breeze of summer The sweet smelling flowers of spring The love I carry inside my heart The sheer beauty beheld in everything The laughter of a small child The sun that shines so bright The air that we all need to breathe The stars that fill up the night The rippling of the water The sky so big & blue All these wonderful things Remind me so much of you A big ole field of clover The magnificent pale moonlight The birds that gracefully sing You're never to far from my sight You are the love of my life And darling you'll always be These are just a few little reminders That your beauty is in ALL I see. For you Jeannette. It's a promise made of love And it's one I'll always keep, The essence of my strength When weary and feeling weak. It's the sunshine of each day Peace and comfort in the night, It's what soothes my very soul Letting me know it'll be alright. This beautiful gift from Heaven Was carried on an an
11 Rulez Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some
Mistakes
I have made a big mistake that I regret. I am with the love of my life and I keep pushing him away well after our latest spat I realized I don't want to lose him.So I have decided to not fight with him . These stupid petty little fights I have insited are my biggest mistake. And Chris if you read this I love you very much and I dont want to lose you .I hope to keep you in my life. I am sorry and thats the truth .Poohbear I hope you and I can get our acts together!!!
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Does Anyone Even Rate Blogs?
0. ability to communicate effectively1. tactful honesty. not brutal honesty.2. openness. with me. not the whole world.3. intelligence. not to the point of pretentiousness, but having philosophical discussions with me is so sexy.4. a sense of humor. sarcastic humor is even better. or ability to mix different forms of humor.5. as a spinoff to the last one - trading witty comebacks.6. subtle charm. no need to be a player as I can see through that (can't play a player right?), but charisma is great.7. eyes that pierce the soul. (IE: Kurt Cobain, Ewan McGregor)8. dresses well. Yes, straight men CAN dress well!9. imagination. this trait is useful in a lot of areas from determining new things to do together to sex.10. creativity. having at least 1 creative pursuit is always admired by me. to be creative in multiple medias and in general is even better.11. eccentricity. normal is boring.12. willingness for monogamy. 13. wants to get married someday.14. wants to have children someday and shows
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Mythology & Mythological Creatures That Move Me Or Inspire Me...
God of the winds. With his six sons and six daughters he lived, feasting eyernally, on the bronze-bulwarked island of Aeolia, where he kept the winds chained. In the Odyssey he gave Odysseus a bull's hide within which all contrary winds were confined. But just as Odysseus and his crew came in sight of Ithaca, there homeland, Odysseus fell asleep and the men, thinking the leathern bag to contain a treasure, opened it and were swept by the released winds across the sea and none of them except Odysseus ever saw him homeland again. One of the greatest of the Greek heroes who took part in the siege of Troy. He was the son of Peleus and the Nereid Thetis. He is a warrior of irresistible prowess but is subject to violent fits of anger, in which fits he is barbarically cruel. Indeed Homer announces, in the very first line of the Iliad, that the subject of his great epic is "the wrath of Peleus' son." The most famous instance of this is his quarrel with Agamemnon over the maiden Briseis.
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The story so far... Helen & Phil met each other in an internet forum and built a strong bond. Until today they had never met. Phil is from England & American-born Helen lives in the Californian wine region. Phil has flown around the world to see if their friendship and feelings for each other can develop to a higher level. He has booked a suite in a secluded country hotel. They enjoy a romantic dinner. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. The connection between them intensifies... We pick up the story at the end of the meal.... Outside, it was a warm sultry night. Helen and Phil sipped their coffees, gazing into each others eyes, unaware that everyone else has left the hotel restaurant. Both were already thinking of what lay ahead. Phil took Helen by the hand. They made their way slowly back to their four-poster suite, her resting her head on his shoulder as they walked. Inside the room, softly flickering candles bathed the room in a warm
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ATTN! I LEAVE MONDAY.... Body: Monday @ 1pm i leave to Sacramento to ship off! ill be in South Carolina for 9 wks, then in Virginia for 8/9 wks. I'll be back in Late July, in which at this point I;m not sure where I'll be after that. i dont know when Ill be back Online so leave me LOTS of love!!!! heres how to get ahold of me... Heather Ellis 820 Kimball Rd. Apt # 207 Red Bluff, Ca, 96080 (559) 679-3146 Thats the number Ill be taking with me to basic. All mail will be forwarded to me, so write me!!!!!!! I hope everyone is doing great! make sure to party it up and get fucking beyond plastered and baked for me since i cant do that anymore! Lots of love to everyone! Heather
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