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7th And Counting
hey y'all, this is the latest in an ever-growing series. at least a few of you are enjoying them so they will keep coming, so to speak. this one derives from an IM, role play session with an old friend. hope yinz guys like it, rate and commment, let me know whats good and/or bad about it. thanks. carl ----------------------------------------------- Passion in the Stacks ---------------------- Seems like you spend all your time here at the Library anymore. I can’t wait for you to finish your thesis so we can get back to our normal relationship. You’re not at your usual table, but I notice your book bag, so you must be close. I begin to wander the stacks and there you are. Seeing you reach for a book from the top shelf, I take advantage of the situation and sneak up behind you. I stretch out one hand, grab your wrist and pin it to the shelf, my other hand quickly covering your mouth so you don't scream. Leaning in close, I whisper in your ear, “Hey sweetie, I

Support Our Troops.
22:28You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He

Life
Life as it were called is nothing but pergatory. Nothing but suffering till judgement is passed. Day after day is a test of your will to either fight the pain or submit to all that is given. Never a break nor a release. To live is to die inside. As life goes on your spirit does fade, you begin to want for nothing but an end. Fight or submit is the only true choice to be made.

New Fubar Levels & Rankings
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50

Heartbreak Hotel
Pain. What exactly is it? Is it the physical or the mental, or is it perhaps both? What causes it? Breaking up with the love of your life? A family member dying? Falling off your bike & scraping your knee? Or is it all of them? How do you explain heartbreak? because you feel the pain...but its indescribable. I've recently found this out. Trying to explain why i dont feel good to my friends. Heartbreak. I recently went thru a break up with my boyfriend of 19 months. We were in love. and the break up was out of nowhere, my guess is another girl. oh joy. It makes me wonder if i wasnt good enough, not perfect enough. But all good things must come to an end...

Help Out A Friend
hey there to all my friends its time to help me level up! have all of your friends fan rate and add me as a friend and i will return the favor to them as well. just have them follow my link and then take it all in. hey there everyone this is my first blog and im doing this to help out a good friend of mine. his name is john and he needs to level up so everyone go and check out his profile and add him as a friend fan him rate him and hell do the same for you. all you gotta do is follow this link to his page and help him out shader4life@ fubar hes a good guy just in need of some help.

Ummm Okay...see This...
My take on the Name change for Cherry... If you don't like it you can kiss my ass.... Mike(baby J) and Scrapper have worked hard on this change....it's their work and their decision. If you don't like it leave. It's here whether you want it or not...haters can go do the donkey thingy. I, for one, appreciate the hard work that's put into this site to make it enjoyable and full of competion. I think it's the best site on the internet... You don't like it? There's the door >>>>delete your account and STFU! Now...come kick my ass if you want.

One Of My New Songs In Progress
lady, i see you heaven knows baby now i need you, i love the way you smile. i first saw you from afar like a bright shining star, your laugh warms my heart. where have you been? what took so long? love like this just cant be wrong. two hearts collide, two lives join in for the ride. your eyes light up my soul. pain has lived in our past, now heres a love thats bound to last. your hair shines just like the sun. where have you been? what took so long? love like this just cant be wrong. ill never treat you bad, and ill never make you sad, walk beside you till yhe end of time. ill follow wherever you go, and i want the whole world to know, baby ill never let you go. when i wake up i wanna see, your beautiful face , right there next to me. your lips like satin rain. baby put your trust in me, a faithful partner ill always be, and love you through eternity. where have you been? what took so long?

Go Read Your Bulletins Please
If you are one of the many friends who have your bulletins turned off on your home page...for me, real quick, go to your account settings under MY profile and turn the bulletins ON on your home page, and REPOST the bulletin I posted a few minutes ago, please. When you repost it, it goes out to all your friends, some or all of which may or may not be on my friends list. This the value of reposting a bulletin for someone. I would appreciate it.

Host A Passion Party!
Have a blast with your friends, in the privacy of your own home. When you decide to host a Passion Party with me, you'll be on your way to providing your friends with a truly fun and exciting experience, while you get rewarded with FREE GIFTS and CASH DISCOUNTS just for hosting! As your consultant, I will make every effort to ensure that you are the hostess of the best party possible. Together, we will introduce and educate your guests on the many ways these Passion Products can help to enhance or improve their relationships. Passion Parties will introduce your guests to a full range of products - from mild to WILD, so there will be something for everyone on your guest list. You supply the place and the guests and leave the presenting to me! Contact me now for a hostess packet, it's free and there is no obligation. The packet is filled with lots of information as well as tips and guidelines for hosting a very successful party.

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry when I believed you when you said you'd love me forever, I'm sorry I thought we could do anything as long as we were together. I'm sorry you feel that everyone takes advantage and treats you like shit, I'm sorry you can't see how you and I are perfect. I'm sorry we don't always get along and often fight, I'm sorry there's nothing I can say or do to put this right. I'm sorry you can't hold me tight and make this all go away, I'm sorry I'll never get the chance to have your baby someday. Most of all I'm sorry you can't see what's true.... the most perfect love right infront of you I'm sorry when I believed you when you said you'd love me forever, I'm sorry I thought we could do anything as long as we were together. I'm sorry you feel that everyone takes advantage and treats you like shit, I'm sorry you can't see how you and I are perfect. I'm sorry we don't always get along and often fight, I'm sorry there's nothing I can say or do to p

Trouble Maker
This gal below and I had it out. I blocked her and now shes spreading lies. You Might wanna block her. She emailed me some very nasty stuff. But shes a trouble maker and I guess cause I blocked her she's going around and spreading lies! Sinnocence@ fubar

Friends
Military Friends OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk ass hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for l

My Life As A Funwhoopee Diva
The past few days have been hell. Last week I got T-boned by a man shooting out of a parking lot. I'm ok but I couldn't get my car into a body shop until this past Monday. So I was without a car for almost a week right before school started for all 3 of my girls. It will be 2 weeks or so before I get it back. I am finally starting to think what am I gonna fill my days with? Lunch and margaritas with the girls, shopping, Fubar...so many choices! And then yesterday my littlest fell off the monkey bars and broke her wrist. Second day of kinder. poor baby. Man when it rains it pours....This momma needs a little FUN for a change! So today is Tuesday. I slept in with the little ones today. Nice not having to get up and join the rat race. My "job" is so cool...I had a couple of ladies call me today to see if I could squeeze them in for a party. My girlfriends IMed me all day today wanting to know if I was going to be at Bravos this Wed. for Margaritas. But of course! Man I have

Tigerlady
hello all my bar revelers! I am in Dallas Texas with the love of my life! I am so happy and I am so in love .........Although I did not meet him here at fubar ): I did meet him on E-harmony so it does work! I still want to be freinds with all of you and continue to have some fun at the fubar!! Cheers mates!!

Fubar????
In each state the Liquor laws are different... What state are you in and when do the bars close? We're in Connecticut;1am Sun-Thurs and 2am Friday and Saturday. Hello friends....let this guy see your pics and he tries to threaten you with them. Personally I don't care otherwise they wouldn't be posted...but some of you may (and our x-rated photos are copywritten lol) here's the conversation: Fu-Love to All!!! moo: i will still give you credit moo: can i? moo: since it is "copyrighted" moo: can i put them in my fubar folder. i am asking for permission moo: hehe ->moo: whateva moo: well thats ok, i got them all now anyways!..lmao moo: shux no more access to the photos, you said it would be available til 10 moo: and you wanted to do a salute photo for me? moo: ok, is the only site, or do you have other sites, and do you sell vidoes online moo: a salute photo ->moo: this is our site...1st thing YOU need to do is get a salute photo moo: listen, i am jok

Everything Pertaining To Weed
Supporters of marijuana’s legalization need to develop political skills and learn more about what it takes to be successful advocates and influential citizens. Public opinion is moving in the direction of reform; this is a good time to increase the pressure on our Congressional representatives to consider the legalization option. The persistent use of marijuana in the United States provides constant pressure on Congress to recognize the failure of prohibition, as does the widespread cultivation of marijuana throughout the country. Confronting Congress with public support for legalization, though, is necessary to develop cannabis reform as an important political priority. In many respects marijuana’s legalization is a simple numbers game. When enough people contact Congress in favor of legalization, Congress will act. It’s really as simple as that. There are 22 million adults in the United States who use marijuana in the course of any year. We need to convince 1% of them to co

Butterfly Encounter
~BUTTERFLYZ~ (song) Hmmmmmmmm... Lately, when I look into your eyes Baby I fly, your the only one I need in my life Baby I just don't know how to describe, How lovely you make me feel inside You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz It seems like the likey thing From the start you told me I would be your queen But never had I imagined such a feeling Joy is what you bring I wanna give you everything You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control these butterflyz You and I Are destiny I know that You were made for me OoOoOh...oh I can't control it It's driven me It's taken over me and I OoOoOh... You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me bu

Who Wants To Ct Marry The Midnight Zombie Girl!!! :)
Okies.. here goes...... I see alot of the Ct marriages going on.. And I think its soooooooo kewl........:0) ..... So just for shits and zombie giggles.... Everyone and anyone yeppers including you woman...... Cuz I love the ladies too.. hehe.. :) ...Send me an email/comments, as to why you would like to Ct marry me..... Remember its in SICKNESS and in health.. And I am a very sick little Zombie... If you have read my blog.... """ This is my Real Life"""" You would know....And why should I pick you.......lol.... ooooooh and dont forget ... Diamonds are a girls best friend..... lol... :0) Now lets seee some heavy Zombie girl lovin............. .......Midnight Zombie Girl.......

"i Am A Witch"
I found this letter in a wicca group that I belong to online. I thought it was very powerful and wanted to share it with you. Those of you who would like to add this to your book, feel free. Blessings. Author Unknown. (If anyone knows the author of this letter, let me know, as I would like to give credit where credit is due.) Thanks. I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world, and there are people w

A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now

Posting Pics...
Ok well i'm sure most know how i feel about someone i care about posting pics of such nature..... yes breast,pussy watever..... so i was wondering would it be wrong for me to do so... someone said i should post a pic.... should i? do let me know...lol wonder if i could get points..lol thanks ..... tongue.....

Why? (rant)
So I have posted my opinions about people that take car pics and pics on the phone. Here is my next rant, why do people use so much Gaussian Blurr on their pics? Do they think we cant tell? I find it funny as hell that people complain sooo much about other people being fake and yet they have to photo shop their pics before they post them! Umm we can tell that you removed the wrinkles, and if you are 50 you cant look 18 again. you cant get rid of the turkey neck, or the ugly! Congrats to all the people that stay real! BTW try cropping your dirty laundry and messy floor out of the pic. And maybe a rotate or two would help! P.S I drive to my Banks AtM machine today and it asks if I want to use English or Spanish! Umm English because this is the USA! Thinking about it more I wonder if I had selected Spanish would the machine had gave me Pesos? OK since this FUBAR change I went to leave a comment on a page and when I clicked submit I got this big page with a cartoon bouncer that a

Peter Mathew Byrd Ruiz
I am always thinking about how my life would be if my brother was still alive. Would I cry this much? Would I feel I have nothing left? Would I feel as if I am the only one how could hold my mother together for my sister? All thesee questions run through my mind when I think of how my lfe would be different. Never in a million years, I would think I would lose the most important person in my life. I miss the little things about him like the way he would laugh, his voice, the way he made things okay, and the way he would through you over the counter and hump you no matter who the person was. I never though I would be the person who made me, me. We were so close and we did everything together like getting chicken pox, to getting going to school. It is hard getting through the days hopong by some chance I would wake up and he would be laying by my feet like the way we slept every night. I miss the arguing and fist fighting we did. I never knew that it would end, if I knew I wouldnt have d

The Life Of Danidangerous
just when i think things are good, and gonna stay that way it blows up in my face. i guess for the most part, things are okay now.. but it still bothers me that i put my all into something && get a slap in the face afterwards. sometimes i just want to go back to the way i was. jaded, and anti-social. but then again, i wasn't completely happy with that person.. but it sure as hell saved me from a lot of hurt and drama. sometimes i just want to give up on life in general. but i can't do that to the people i love and care about. they're what keeps me going.. i just don't know how much longer i will be able to deal with this shit. *sigh* i just want things to go back to the way they were when they good.. is that really too much to ask for?? things are going really good. ken has a new job, that he really likes. and hopefully soon i should have a new job myself. i've also decided that i'm cutting certain people out of my life. they keep trying to bring me down and screw my life up.. and hone

Rough Day
so today i was nudged awake by my husband in the early morning hours because he was having chest pains. Took a trip to the ER....hours and hours later I am home. He was scheduled for a catheterization on MOnday but since he was having paid, they did it today. I think i did okay and kept my cool in front of my husband but I was tired, headachy and my stomach is still in a knot. it was so cold there. I was freezing most of the day. stupid me only threw on flip flops and a short sleeve tshirt...i should have know i would be in the artic zone. turns out there is no blockage in his artery which is good news and the heart seems fine..also good news. But he is now dealing with the aftermath of the catheterization and he also has some kind of cold flu thing that is giving him a harsh cough which is not good after having this procedure. also we still don't know what caused him to have the chest pain that woke him up out of his sleep...that is the most frustrating thing. After bringing h

Come Check Out My Bros Lounge
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS 1Club.FM : 80s Dance Hits Get a cool scroller sign at MyToolSpace.com

Yo Mama
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. Yo mama's butt is so big, i

F.u.b.a.r.
Have you tried to leave a friend a photo comment today? You don’t even have to be bombing a contest to see this annoyance! Once you leave a comment, as usual it goes to the page that says “successfully added user comment, click here to go back”…well, if u don’t click to go back, it will take you back to the user’s default pics or other album pics. So…I started clicking “back” on the browser rather than using the “click here to go back” option before the page turns on me. When it takes me back, I was then hitting “refresh”. Now, how are we supposed to hold successful contests any more??? I guess Fubar doesn’t like contests cramming their servers! Also, by using my method for commenting on contests, I would like to know HOW the hell I could possibly get one of these…. And just WHY did I not get a warning before this happened??? I usually get about 5 warnings before I see anything like this. Screw it! Put me in time out if you want to FUBAR! I’m a Ta

You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup

Weirdo Neighbors And Such...
Ok, this has been driving me crazy all summer, and I have to vent... Our neighbor across the street is a whack job! We all live in this great planned community, golf courses, nature trails, protected habitats, etc... Basically, a very serene setting. This neighbor is right on the golf course, he has a double deck with a beautiful view of the greens and the lake. However, he is always sitting in his garage on a piece of crap lawn chair staring into our house!! I don't undertand... I thought that maybe it was just my imagination, maybe even paranoia...but there he is again today. He gets home, opens his garage, sets up his chair and stares... He can't possibly see anything else but our house. We are right across the street, and we have a huge privacy fence, so it's not like he is "watching birds" in our backyard or something. Seriously, go to the Club House and have a drink or something...but get your nose outta my house!! :)

Jokes
What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. Yo mama's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on. Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine. I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!" Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealo

100 Pink Lines
There I was 4 Years Old laying in my bed looking at the wall. Crying because I just realized My Mother and my Grandmother were going to die. Someday... I had just watched the news on the Television and realized after asking my Grandmother what the lady meant when she said that two people had died in a house fire the night before .. With a sad look in her face she told me my fate. When I asked what that meant my Grandmother told Me about Death and what it would mean. She told me that we all die and that someday I would. I asked her how long people live and with a Hearty smile she said that some people live to be 100! I remember thinking how long that seemed, and at the same time I was still Disappointed in her answer. I went to bed that night with my pink crayon clutched in my hand, as I Lay there thinking of death I made 100 pink lines with my crayon, next to my bed just under the mattress so my Mother and Grams would not find them while making the beds.

Q's & A's
Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed? A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot! Q: Whats the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!! Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A: He's all right now. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: How do you get holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it. Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment. Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: Dam. Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What

Redneck
Dear Mull, I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same. We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more. I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd don

One Wild Night
There was a full moon out above Tokyo Japan and there was a growing tension in the air within the car that I sat in with the four armed gun men.The driver was taking me into one of the most crime ridden area in the city.The part of the city where the Yukuza had the most influence.The cars stopped near an old power plant factory that was long shutdown.Outside the car window I saw a middle aged man

Stupid Crap
ok whats up with all the stupd crap they put up for mumms? love me/ hate me, hot or not, name change.....i mean come on thats stupid shyte..lets be honest if you want to know the honest truth don't ask they will tell you if you ask your setting yourself up for all kinds of answers an jus making yourself look outright stupid even down to being an idiot..if you want lies then stay in your own little world an believe everyone loves you an thinks your hot or put it out there an find out your not all that like you think

Winders '98
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ---- ats aww-right * cancel ---- hail no * reset---- awa shoot * yes --- shore * no--- Naaaa * find--- hunt-fer it * go to ---- over yonder * b

Poems
The Darkness calls to you Beckoning throughout the night Oh you lost and lonely soul So wounded and so wise The spirits whisper your name They reach out to your mind But don't be afraid The unknown lies before you The ordinary lies behind This new world is black and cold But still feels so much more like home With every shadow you embrace With every fear that you face You know danger lurks behind every corner As does a dark beauty, a strange solitude An intriguing mystery, an unimaginable incident You are not blind like the others No veil of disbelief covers your eyes You see and hear and understand The Darkness gives you sight Gives you faith, gives you truth Gives you that much needed sanctuary To shield you from this life Oh you wandering and weary soul So miserable and so misunderstood The Darkness heeds your cries And offers you a place to stay A place to rest, a place to hide Whether your spirit is tormented Or content and at peace The Darkness w

Dogo Argentino's
DACA Breed Standard As in all the canine breeds, and more so because the Dogo Argentino was bred for hunting big game; a few years ago some discrepancies arose among show judges as to it’s physical specifications. The creators stated that the correct Dogo temperament should reflect their rare contrast between extraordinary courage and incredible kindness of character. The creators went on to say, “The Dogo is the most docile and mild of the hunting dogs and without a doubt, not even lap dogs have the kindness and patience to withstand the teasing that he can take from children.” They outlined the standard below so that there will now be no possibilities of error in respect to the regulations by which the Dogos are judged and the goal to which responsible and conscious breeders of the breed ought to aspire. HEAD: Massive, convex front to back, and transverse through the relief of the masticating muscles and the nape. FOREFACE: The same length as the head. T

I Just Went Live!!! Cum Check It Out!
First I really want to thank everyone who was so sweet and checked out my new site. I am soo excited to get it up and running, and so glad to have u stop by. I just posted my very first update, and I think you all will love it. It is not the biggest update, but a hot one for sure. You know the nsfw pic of my playn with the fountains around my pool??? Well check out this update if you want to see what other fun things I did with them! I also have another update going up tomorrow and I did manage to get some pics up on my panties page. Thanx again for checkn me out. Let me know what you think jezabellehaven@yahoo.com Kisses, Jezabelle I told you all in my about me that I was working on a site where you can see more of me...... I am soooooo excited to tell you it is up!!! Went live today, and I put in my first update for tomorrow too. If you want to cum see some hot pics here is my link. http://www.southern-charms.com/jezabelle/main.htm I hope you can

Breed Specific Laws...
BREED SPECIFIC LAWS: A BASIC PRIMER Material on this page © The Animal Council 2006, 2007 BREED SPECIFIC LAWS designate one or more specific dog breeds, mixes of these breeds or dogs having an appearance of the designated breeds. These may include: * Bull breeds – AKC, UKC, ADBA, mixes, appearance * Rottweilers, Dobermans, German Shepherds * Lesser common breeds – Akitas, Malamutes, Siberians, etc. * Rare breeds – American Bulldogs, Presas, Tosas, etc. BREED SPECIFIC LAWS impose prohibitions, restrictions or requirements on keeping the designated dog: * outright prohibition * future prohibition with grandfathering, with or without permits, restrictions or requirements * immediate permits, restrictions or requirements BREED SPECIFIC LAWS have been enacted by state and local governments (no federal law to date) * provisions in general animal control provisions; or * may also be used in the context of a dangerous dog law to

My Hot Surveys....yes I Want You To Comment, And Post Them Public.... Unless Your Afraid!
75 Dirty Little SecretsHave you ever...Glued your fingers together?: yesKissed a friend?: yesKissed a brother/sister's friend?: yesCheated on a test?: yesCheated on your homework?: yesCheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: noBack-stabbed a friend?: noTold people someone's deep, dark secret?: yes (not someone I cared about hough)Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?: yesLied to your parents/a boss?: yes (most kids do)Lied to a friend?: not reallyLied to a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: noLied to get money?: noLied to get out of doing something?: yesLied to make yourself sound better?: noSpread gossip?: .....i plead the 5thMade up a false rumor to get back at someone?: noStolen money?: noStolen anything else?: yes- when i was 5Talked about a "friend" behind their back?: .....yesTalked about a family member behind their back?: yesTalked about an enemy behind their back?: yesGotten in a big fight for no real reason?: yesGotten in a big fight for a real reason?: yesTrie

Military
*You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wear

Very Iratated
WELL I WAS PAYING FOR VIC ...VIP BUT I HAVE DECIDED TO CANCEL IT THE ONLY WAY I WILL HAVE IT AGAIN IS IF I WIN IT BECUZ IM NOT GONNA PAY FOR SOMETHING AND NOT HAVE ALL PRIV.. MY MUMMS WERE BLOCKED OVER TWO WEEKS AGO AND I HAVE READ THE BLOG OVER AND OVER AND SENT SCRAPPER EMAIL TO TURN IT BACK ON AND I GET A EMAIL FROM HIM TO READ HIS BLOG AND I HAVE ALREADY READ IT AND READ IT AND READ IT BUT I TOLD HIM THAT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT WELL ANYWAYS IM VERY IRATED BECUZ THEY GOT BLOCKED FOR A STUPID REASON ANYWAYS SO NO MORE MONEY FROM ME WILL THEY GET AND AFTER THE BEST INDIAN PIC CONTEST IS OVER I WILL NOT HOLD ANOTHER THAT HAS WINNINGS OF VIP OR BLAST BECUZ I WILL NOT GIVE ANY MORE OF MY MONEY TO THEM NOPE NOT FORGET IT

The Dollar Bill Life
you sprung into my life and left an imprint that could never be erased no matter how much effort was put forth with just the thought of your smile in my thoughts was all i ever needed and wanted but to have you on my thoughts was all I ever endured just to see you and feel you with every warm touching embrace was enough to last a lifetime but even after the second it stops I wanted and craved for more to search for you took a lifetime to keep you in that reach it only took a stretch to keep you was a journey but well worth the steps to walk forward it was all bout making you feel you were need n wanted and all I ever thought was that you were just enough but when it came down to it you all I ever wanted n needed you completed every vision that I ever thought was possible and every wanted and dream of coming true you like that tatto with that everlasting imprint on my heart so ceptable to be broken but easy to mend just with a smile and a love you you made my eve

Support Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears

"pitbull"...breed Info....
Pit Bull Breed Info "It is true that Pit Bulls grab and hold on. But what they most often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart, not your arm." -Vicki Hearne Note: Throughout discussions of the Pit Bull breed, you will notice two words repeated over and over again: Responsible Ownership . With media hysteria and BSL looming closer every day, we good owners, find ourselves endlessly having to defend our breed. Every bad story and headline damage our dogs even further. Irresponsible and ignorant owners have done almost as much damage to these dogs as dogfighters have. The Pit Bull is an exceptional breed that requires exceptional dedication and ownership.This page may seem to paint a grim picture of Pit Bull ownership, but the breed's very survival depends on new owners knowing what they are getting into, and ALL owners being responsible and protecting the breed's reputation. "What did I get myself into?" Pit Bull Breed Info By: Susan Thompson Edited version

Pitbull Who Fights Against Drugs
The Pit Bull who Fights Drugs Summary of the December, 1997 Dog Fancy magazine: "$30 Million Sniffer Nabs Smugglers" "Taylor, a 4-year old pit bull mix, shows a real knack for his job. In his first two years on the job, he has sniffed out more than $30 million worth of narcotics...Out of more than 100 dogs in the San Diego [CA, USA] district K-9 unit, Taylor ranks as a top performer." The article went on to say that Taylor, a muscular, 86-pound light brown brindle, was rescued from a city shelter by a canine enforcement officer only two days before he was due to be euthanized. He was selected largely because of his intense focus on a tennis ball the officer, Robert Root, bounced in front of the dog to test, in his words, how strong his intent is. With intensity being a integral characteristic of American Pit Bull Terriers, it is surprising that they are not used more often in this work. However, the article stated that "Although Taylor's eagerness was unmistakable,

Search & Rescue
From Puppies to Pioneers - The story of search & Rescue Pits From Kristine Crawford For PitSake I got Cheyenne when she was 4 months old. A friend of mine worked at the local animal shelter and felt sorry for this emaciated, hairless puppy that had just been brought in. Due to the fact that she was a pit bull, she was going to be put down the next day. My friend brought her home. She couldn't keep her because she already had 5 dogs so she gave her to me. Even after all the puppy had been through, Cheyenne was a little bundle of joy. I worked in retail at the time so I was able to bring her to work with me. Everyone fell in love with her. We went through obedience, did some agility, and even started doing some schutzhund. But when it came time to do the bite work, she just didn't want to do it. Then I decided that I didn't want to excel at something where people would see my pit bull biting someone. Cheyenne did really well in the tracking part of her schutzhund

Spike The Service Dog
Dave and Spike Spike is my service dog and significant other of 12 years. I have been a quadriplegic for 12 years and Spike was given to me right after my accident. Actually Spike was the property of a, not very reputable, breeder and was going the be raised and trained for a, not legal, activity. Then Spike became a trading commodity in an illegal substance transaction and when all was said and done Spike inherited me and I inherited Spike. Spike learned basic obedience through a couple of years of Shutzhund training and he picked up most of his service training by just growing up with me. We are still living in a nursing facility and Spike has become a part of the facility. Over the past year he has gained about 8 pounds. Residents and staff keep dog cookies in their rooms and as we go down the hall he has to visit everybody. The Pit is sure a mean and vicious animal :-) Update - 15 December 2000: I just said goodbye to my Spike... I just got off the p

Pitbull Saves Other Dogs With It's Blood
Pit bull saves other dogs with its blood Published Monday, October 18, 1999 From The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin By Kevin Smith Staff Writer RANCHO CUCAMONGA -- Sunni loves to catch Frisbees and chase tennis balls. But the 4-year-old American pit bull terrier also participates in something far more important - donating blood. "She's what they call a universal blood donor," said Toni Klemstein, the dog's owner. "She's missing the antigens that cause other dogs to react to a donation. She's already donated blood three or four times." Klemstein, a receptionist at Baseline Animal Hospital in Alta Loma, said blood is frequently needed for dogs that have been injured or have autoimmune problems. Once, I had a little, old couple who had a tiny poodle," the 43-year-old Rancho Cucamonga resident said. "They got a kick out of the fact that a pit bull's blood was used for the transfusion." Baseline veterinarian Bruce Armstrong said the practice of blood typing for dogs has

To...
Every time i think im over you i always end up loving you i cant stop thinking of you or dreaming about you i still so much in love with you i dont know if im special too you or if the only one that feels this way i cant resist you i wanna be with you nite and day i wish u can tell me "i love you too" i cant explain why i feel this way

Ownership....
Responsible Pit Bull Ownership "Let's show the world why Pit Bull dogs are so deserving of our love" Spay and neuter your Pit Bull. Altered pets live longer, "happier" and healthier life. They are also more stable and easier to raise when not triggered by their sexual hormones. To date, no fatal dog attack by an altered dog was ever reported. Never allow your Pit Bull to roam free. Dogs are just like human children. When not supervised, the decisions they make are often not for their best interest. When a Golden Retriever runs up to a person, they say, ?How sweet!? When a Pit Bull does the exact same thing, people say, ?Vicious dog!? The public doesn't wait before calling animal control or even the cops when they see a Pit Bull on the loose. Due to their bad reputation, these dogs are frequently killed by police officers. This is an unfortunate truth. Let's not make the reputation of the Pit Bull worse than it already is. For the safety of your dog and the general dog populatio

I'm In Love
Be honest If you really like/love someone right now, and you miss them at this moment, and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute. And whoever you are missing, will surprise you in a good way... tomorrow. **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS COUNTING..........NOW within 1 minute

Las Vegas Confidential
A flurry of gossip and rumors hit Las Vegas last week when two completely unrelated news stories emanated out of the ‘The Rock’ in back-to-back days, leaving some to question their coincidences. First, and more importantly, longtime promoter-turned-DJ, Jack LaFleur has resigned from his promoters post to focus on moving forward with his career on the turntables, “I’m loving DJ’ing,” LaFleur said late last week, “I really want to see how far I can go with it.” He will still be a fixture at Body English, at least for the next bit, serving DJ residencies at their popular Sunday School promotion, as well as their newly launched Wednesday’s. The other rumor, with more sinister implications, was the news that a major Hard Rock Hotel investigation had found several employees producing and selling counterfeit Rehab wristbands. One source tells us that the property believes as much as 7-figures in potential revenue had been re-routed into the employee’s pockets. “Rehab is

Party Weekend
Its Friday and I am ready to get out and party hard. Funny thing is I think the only reason I work during the week is to get to the weekend so that I can party. Its time for a few red headed sluts and kamakazi's Whoo hoo!

525,600
what do you do when you cann't make up your mind and the road ahead looks like the one you left behind when ghosts of the past look like friends that will last and the endings are all comming way to fast where do you go when consummed by what you don't know and second guessing keeps you from learning your lesson

It's The Fear!!!!
Waits for the day, I will let it out Give it a reason, to give it its might I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I am losing the struggle within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Hold down your head now, Just let me pass by Don't feed my fear, If you don't want it out I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I'm losing all beauty within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Long ago, it came to me I'm, ever since that day, Infected with its rage But it ends today It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is g

See Who I Am!!!!
Is it true what they say, are we too blind to find a way? Fear of the unknown clouds our hearts today. Come into my world, see through my eyes. Try to understand, don't want to lose what we have. We've been dreaming but who can't deny, it's the best way of living between the truth and the lies. See who I am, break through the surface. Reach for my hand, And show them that we can free our minds and find a way. The world is in our hands, this is not the end Fear is withering the soul at the point of no return. We must be the change we wish to see. I'll come into your world, see through your eyes. I'll try to understand, before we lose what we have. We just can't stop believing because we have to try. We can rise above their truth and their lies. See who I am, break through the surface. Reach for my hand, And show them that we can free our minds and find a way. The world is in our hands, This is not th

Say My Name!!!
Say my name so i will know you're back you're here again for a while Oh let us share the memories that only we can share together Tell me about the days before i was born how we were as children You touch my hand these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving today behind to be with you again We breath the air do you remember how you used to touch my hand? You're not aware your hands keep still you just don't know that I am here It hurts too much a pray now that soon you release to where you belong You touch my hand these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving today behind to be with you again Please say my name remember who i am you will find me in the world of yesterday You drift away again to far from where I am when you ask me who I am say my name these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving to

My Heart Of Everything!!!
Nor the pain and the sorrow caused by my mistakes Won´t repent to a mortal whom is all to blame Now I know I won´t make it There will be a time we´ll get back our freedom They can´t break what´s inside I´ll face it cause it´s the heart of everything Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up your eyes See what you´ve become, don´t sacrifice It´s truly the heart of everything Stay with me now I´m facing my last solemn hour Very soon I´ll embrace you on the other side Hear the crowd in the distance, screaming out my faith Now their voices are fading, I can feel no more pain I´ll face it cause it´s the heart of everything Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up your eyes See what you´ve become, don´t sacrifice It´s truly the heart of everything Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up yo

The Never Ending Saga!!!!
Armies have conquered And fallen in the end Kingdoms have risen Then buried by sand The Earth is our mother She gives and she takes She puts us to sleep and In her light we'll awake We'll all be forgotten There's no endless fame But everything we do Is never in vain We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? Forests and deserts Rivers, blue seas Mountains and valleys Nothing here stays While we think we witness We are part of the scene This never-ending story Where will it lead to? The earth is our mother She gives and she takes But she is also a part A part of the tale We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? We're part of a story, part of a tale Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane No one remembers how it began.

Idk
I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet I finally found the one who makes me feel complete It started over coffee; we started out as friends It's funny how from simple things the best things begin. This time it's different; it's all because of you It's better than it's ever been cause we can talk it through My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime?" It's all you had to say to take my breath away. This is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone to share my life I finally found the one to be with every night. 'Cause whatever I do, it's just got to be you My life has just begun I finally found someone. Did I keep you waiting? (I didn't mind) I apologize, (Baby, that's fine) I would wait forever just to know you were mine. You know I love your hair, (Are you sure it looks right?) I love what you wear, (Isn't it too tight?) You're exceptional, I can't wait for the rest of my life. Oh, this is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone

In Memory Of
Today marks 2 full year that my dad passed away from lung cancer....He entered the hospital Dec. 2004 and was never able to come home again passing away July 20th 2005, 2 weeks to the day after my 27th bday...We watched this great fantastic man fade away before our eyes... We were so happy..anyone guess which one is me? Christmas was always a fun time for us He loved his grandkids so much...Had nicknames for em all like...Wimpy Woo Woo(Brit), Wing Nut(Allen), Sarah Teapot(Savanna) and lil Shithead(bre)...lol I was and always will be Daddy's Lil Girl Was alw

Fu-bar Song,
Here is the lyrics I wrote for the new name Change. Have fun in the New FUBAR! (Sung to the tune of Kung-Fu fighting) Fu-Bar Chatting Everyone is Fu-Bar chatting Those Fu’s were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they typed with expert timing They were Funky Mummers clan and Lounges with the bands They were typing hot or not and they were chatting hearing tunes. Its an ancient chatters art and everybody did their part From a comments that we share, to pictures if you dared Everybody was Fu-bar chatting Those keys were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they typed with expert timing There was funky babyjesus and little Scrapper . that were Buds They said here comes the bugs , lets work them all out, They took a code and made it work, started a amazing site with the clan The click of the keys made a new name, now we’re into a brand new trip Everybody was Fu-bar chatting Those keys

Today
Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a TON of SHIT' May 25, 2008 Quote of the Day "Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule." – Samuel Butler August 12, 2008 Quote of the Day "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Theodore Seuss Giesel I need to live by this, unfortunately I dont!

Do You Know?
You think you know me..But you'll never know the pain i have suffered thru or the battles i am fighting me yet you see me as someone you can talk to someone you can use to get naked someone like a whore..you dont see my smiles or my tears or how i deal with the passing painful years. You dont know the hurt i live with everyday..the sarrow that just wont go away.you dont know my favorite flower or my favorite color..You dont know the life i have to live or the hopes and dreams that i can conceive..you dont know the fight i have left in me or the little pride that i dwell on..You dont know the seemly happy person who hides behind a mask but yet the battle shows in the eyes from the past..You dont know the stress of being me..so please repost this if you care i wont promise things will happen to you things that really wont..If you know me as well as you think you do tell me..I am dieing to see who really cares

Uhmmm A Trophy Wife, Not
Stupid NYTimes.. of all the things they could slam Fred Thompson with, a trophy wife is not one of them hehe. She's 40, and has children.. I tend to think of Trophy Wife I think of Anna Nicole Smith, or Donald Trump's girlfriends, wives. I got news for them, 64 year olds with 40 year olds is nothing new, and no one is going to bat an eye. Hell he was divorced for almost 20 years before he married again... hewwwo. Now if she was in her 20's, it would be more of issue... no wait we are talking about the NY times... not Foxnews lol. So this should not even be an issue. Is this the biggest issue they can come up with about a conservative??? Geez...Mitt Romney is a Mormon, and Fred Thompson's wife is 24 years younger than him. Oh MY lol. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/fashion/08JERI.html?ex=1185076800&en=5bf099d19ef189ff&ei=5070 http://newsbusters.org/node/14039 This is not even close to a Presidential canidate saying he is reporting for duty, and he received a

Out Of The Office Replys...lol
Wouldn't it be fun to use one of these "Out of Office" email Replies? 1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request. 2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 3 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return on April 1st. Please be patient and your Mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server co

Number 1
You're at the center of a whirlwind of positive energy, so enjoy the gusts! You may find yourself blown in an entirely new direction, and if so, expect to hit the ground running, surrounded by good people. Without realizing it, you've drawn a fair number of people over to your way of thinking. Today is perfect for pushing forward with this momentum and seeing how far you can take things in the right direction. Ok well. here's my first blog.. I have new pictures up.. I just got my hair cut yesterday.. and im gettin pretty good feedback:) Thats always good, right?? Im bored.. I hate this town.. there is nothing to do.. someone give me something to do.. and nothing nasty! lol...

Extra, Extra!
Recently my husband (Tony), my 2 daughters (Sierra & Peyton), and I were involved in a auto accident which occurred on 1/8/08. The other driver was at fault & was cited for "failure to yield on left turn". The accident happened so fast that we could not avoid it. Due to the accident our vechile has took a total loss in value. It is only driveable during the day as it has took damage to the front end affecting the...headlights, has no heat, the frame (bent), and it is missing the front passenger side fender. The accident has really hurt us not only physically, but emotionally as well. It has also been draining on us w/ money. We have been under alot of stress dealing w/ the Insurance company and everything else in regards to kids, school, housework, bills, etc., that we barely have time for ourselves to rest. We ask everyone to please be patient with us while we try to feel better and recooperate from our injuries. Thanks, Shelly Hey yall, Just wanted to let a

As I Prepare To Leave This Hell Hole That This Fubar Has Become
I Lord Wolf,The man with many Morph Faces of the Wolf.Will Return here to myspace the place he Vacated almost 1 yr. ago to the day.People of myspace do you Desire a Wolf morph?I will return with my Morpher my 4 Luna's.An others in my Pack..Time to Rejoice.An Dance with The Wolf. ga-lu-hlo-wa-hya * u-gv-wi-yu-hi- v-hna-i- wa-ya's This is Cherokee Lord Wolf King of Wolves. ga-lu-hlo-wa-hya * u-gv-wi-yu-hi- v-hna-i- wa-ya's Master Morpher SpiritWolf.Many Faces. /photobucket.com" target="_blank"> Comment Tag Creator:Boo Another of my Trusted an Loyal Luna's. Loyal + Trusted,Lakota Princess:1 of my Luna's. Another of my Luna's:Gina Alpha Luna: Another of my Luna's Angel. I Lord Wolf,Have the Best Internet Family Possible.So send a Friend Request,Lets take Myspace into the Next Millinieum. My MySpace URL: myspace.com/sobriety_rules06

Party
Anyone that is interested in hostessing a party next Friday or Saturday (the 27th or 28th) I will add an extra $100 to your total party sales which will bump up your hostess credit and add a bottle of lube to your order at no additional cost! Contact me asap!

Golf
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks. Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again." A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'

Why I Don't Wear A Weddding Ring.
The last ring I wore went through the intake of a T53L13 Lycoming Turbine engine, completely destroying it. Just slightly embarrasing. After that, I vowed never to wear another ring and have not broken that promise. That was 39 years ago.

Bikers
For all who know Motorcycle Riders and More Importantly those who don’t....... I saw you; when you hugged your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put $10.00 in the Salvation Army donation kettle. I saw you; when you pulled your child closer as we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; when you frowned at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run Toys for Tots. I saw you; when you were yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me pat my child's hand, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you; when you changed your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw me. But, you didn't see me there attending a meeting to raise more money for Tornado Victims. I saw you; when you rolled up your window and shook your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your Cigar