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Lil' Things To Live By
What would you do if you felt your whole life was fallin' apart right in front of you? Would You just let it or would you fight for it? If you let it would it make you a quiter or would it make you weak? If you fought for it would it make you stronger or obsessed? There are so many ways to look at life but which parts of it are true? They have tons of sayings that in some ways makes since but in others they don't. Think about them for just a moment, They say "if you love something set it free if it comes back it was ment to be,"There are a couple ways to look at this one...If you set it free will it really come back? Or Will it be a hopless endless thought? Would it have been worth it all to set it free in the first place? I see it as if you love it that much it was ment to be. When you think of someone or something every second every minute of every day it has to be good. If you miss it or them thats real love. Or the old saying, "If you can't get someone or something out of your head
I.q. Test
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Life Sux
if life gets you down dont get discuraged just keep on going if it takes all you have some day it will get better
Complete Idiocy!
I have been through alot in my life but this shit really makes me angry! I dont get into drama but everyone here needs to know and be aware that there are some on this site with some real serious issues. Read from bottom up....I cant even write anymore im so nauseated and pissed off! My Shoutbox ->!!!horny a...: you said that to the wrong person, i was sexually abused from 7-10 and my son was abused by his own father, you make me sick ya know that read my blogs instead of lookin at my goddamn pics and maybe you wouldnt ask such a a stupid fucking question !!!horny a...: sorry sorry sorry...... ->!!!horny a...: offended me that is called incest you have some serious issues dude !!!horny a...: just wondering...i dont know u...sorry if it offended u ->!!!horny a...: i cannot believe you just had the audacity to even ask that question !!!horny a...: i just wana play wit u sooo much!!! !!!horny a...: hey do u and ur son ever.....u know.....play???
Saving Casey
Hey thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter. I was told to lean your head back when your nosebleeds so thats what I put. I have the characters OOC because I need them to be for this story. Yes anemia is a sign of Leukemia, I'm using it as a sign so Derek won't know whats wrong with her just yet until they tell him. Keep him in suspense and completely clueless. So heres the next chapter The next morning. George and Derek were loading up the SUV with the last bit of luggage that they were taking along on the trip and everyone else where getting there last minute items that they were taking along with them, such as, CD players, Ipods, books, toys for Marti to keep them content on the long drive to Florida. Casey was brushing her hair and grabbed her bag as she heard her mom yelling for her to hurry up, she started for the door and quickly turned around to grab the bottle of pills and headed downstairs, out the door to the car. George was closing the back hatch, Ed
Cry Of The Moon
Hey, guys hows it going? Thanks for your reviews. Jess Mariano I do not own, I just love his character, and Milo! Hes sooooo hot! Lol Okay okay! I just think Jess and Casey would make a good couple and would make Derek really jealous, but that won't happen yet. Chapter Three The new kid The next day Casey woke up in a good mood and got ready for school. Today she decided to dress a little bit more daring than what she wears every other day. She walked over to her closet and looked through her clothes and spotted a pink tank top that fitted her curves and a pair of hip hugger jeans. She put the clothes on and looked at her appearance in the mirror and she liked it and warmed up the curling iron to curl her hair. When she was finished her hair was a wavy sheet down her back and she grabbed her bag and headed downstairs. “Good morning Sweetie.” Nora greeted. “How about some breakfast before you go?” “No thanks mom, I'm gonna get going and I'll grab an apple,
Wtf
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Life
Stoners rule and stoners die but in the end we all get high
Censorship Has Prevailed!!!
I was sent today one last warning about removing the "pornographic" material from my profile page or else I was going to be removed. With a lot of grief I had to remove all of my beautiful sexy PICTURES!!! It just baffles me how an adult site enforces censorship and plays the cynical moral game. To me is easy as this: if you don't like it, don't look at it. Carlos The Butt Man (aka) masterhead
Should I ??
My Fave Fanfics
Defining a Hero Ron was descending the stairs to the Common Room to go to breakfast when he heard his two best friends talking quietly. On any other day, he'd have just gone over to them, but something they said made him stop in his tracks: "All right, I'll tell you... but you have to promise me you'll never tell Ron." Harry was serious about this- Ron could tell by the tone of his voice. He knew he shouldn't eavesdrop, but curiosity won over his conscience "I promise. I won't tell him," was Hermione's answer. Harry took a deep breath and went on. "Dumbledore said he owed me an explanation for not making me a prefect. He said it was because I had enough to deal with already. He didn't want one more thing for me to worry about." Ron heard his friend give a heavy sigh.. There was silence after Harry said the words. Ron felt a pang in his heart. He had always known that the badge really didn't belong to him, but deep down he hoped it did. That it had come to him be
Me
Hey anyone wanna help me out i am 100 points away from level five? Well my husband hit me agian does anyone know why men are so mean? I cant stand them sometimes!
Introducing ....me!!!
LCDF HUH,HMMMM,I DONT KNOW,THATS SOME CRAZY INITIALS.LOCK DOOR CUT FART?/DAMN I JUST COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE MEANING,I SAW IT ALL OVER CHERRY TAP BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT WAS.THEN A FRIEND I ALWAYS TALKED TO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GREAT FAMILY SHE HAD JOINED.IT WAS CALLED LESTATS DARK COVENANT FAMILY. WHOA I SAID,YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO.THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DEVIL WORSHIPERS. WHAT IS ALL THESE NAMES WITCH QUEEN? REBEL BITCH?WHAT KINDA WOMAN CALLS HERSELF A BITCH?YEAH ,I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A NARROW MINDED ORPHANAGE AD HAD NARROWER THOUGHTS. WELL OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS I MET SOME OF HER FRIENDS,COME TO FIND OUT THEY WERE ALL LDCF MEMBERS,WOW I WANNA JOIN THAT I SAID ,I SEE IT ALL OVER.WELL I MUST BE REALLY DUMB .I JOINED LCDF AND I LOVED IT.I MET GREAT PEOPLE AND DID SOME GREAT THINGS WITH MY NEW FRIENDS.EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT . THAT IS UNTIL I WAS TALKING TO MY GOOD FRIEND TELLING HER HOW MUCH I LOVED THE FAMILY AND HOW GLAD I HADNT GOT INVOLVED WITH THAT DAR
C - H - E - R - R - Y C-o-c-o-n-u-t //////// What Are U
YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45!!! NO JOKE!!! PUT: A - P - P - L - E = YOU ARE TAKEN C - H - E - R - R - Y = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT NOT SURE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU B-A-N-A-N-A = YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU LOVE THE GUY/GIRL SO MUCH THAT YOU NEVER EVER EVERRRRR WNAT TO LOSE THEM NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.. YOU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM.. YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!! G - R - A - P - E = YOUR SINGLE AND LOVIN IT C-O-C-O-N-U-T = YOUR SINGLE, AND DON'T REALLY CARE ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS JUST FLIRT L - E - M - O - N = YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP P - E - A - C - H = YOU THINK THERE IS NO POINT IN LIKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE P - I - N- E - A - P - P - L - E = YOU ARE JUST TAKING LIFE AS IT COMES W- A - T - E - R - M - E - L - O - N = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THEY DONT KNOW!!! S - T - R - A - W - B - E - R - R - Y = YOU LIKE/LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY LIKE/LOVE YOU BUT YOUR NOT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TONIGHT At
Hi Friends
i have stashed many new items all please take a look, and rate, rate , rate them, and ill send the luv back... hugs kat im sorry i really need to go crawl in a hole. she would be swt pears ... im going to go to bed before i hurt myself...lol having a blonde moment id say ... but thanks again all, so much... huggies... kat hey all look at my friend betsy's page please and help her out she is new to us and is thinking noone like her on here :( cause she is not making out to good,so give her a peek and maybe a yell... thanks to you all.....huggies kat
Jealous Peoples
MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING *** State police warning for online: Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually ; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail . He has the ability to track your home address. Whoever this person may be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of (3) women (so far) contacted through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping and beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo and AOL so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is
"i Missyou"
Be honest....... If you really miss someone, friend, ex, love, or a family member right now.., And cant get them off your mind... Then repost this titled as "I miss you..." Within 1 minute. And whoever you are missing will surprise you ......Within 1 minute. And whoever you are missing will surprise you ......
Ldc Stuff
Hello everyone! MamaBear here.. I just wanted to thank those of you who sent Birthday cards to me so that I can send out a group of them to Lord Lestat. I have just returned from sending out the cards that I have received so far, in the hopes of them getting to him by at least his birthday (this Saturday). There is still time (remember, like the saying goes, better late than never) if you are still interested in sending in a card. If you are, in fact, still interested PLEASE contact me, and let me know, and I'll get you set up. Remember, the basic idea is, all you pay for is the card, and the postage to me... I'll send the bulk of the cards out, and pay for that postage myself. Just let me know if you are still interested by clicking on my link below, and CT mailing me! Oh, and please repost this!! Thanks! ♥ MamaBear MamaBear ~ ÐÄRK ÈñÇHÄñ†ÈÐ þRÌñÇȧ§ Ö£ LÐÇ ~@ CherryTAP
What Makes You Hiper
For My Mother~~please Read~~
For those of you that know my mom,,,she is now sitting in the Hospital because of some jerk off she actually used to love on here,,Shadowravenblood. He had so many other women while he was telling her he was so inlove with her and wanted only her!! He was lying to her the whole time,,,,But unlike me,,she forgave him and still wanted to be friends with him,,why,,,,I have no clue,,I would not have even have given him that much. My mother and I are very close,, I have seen what has been sent and recieved between the two of them these last 24 hours and it makes me sick! Because of him,, her wrists and her will never be the same,, if she even makes it out this time....I and my brothers love her so much and if anything happens to her,, I will never forgive him or his words I have read,,both to my mother,,,and directly to me.Mom,,we love you,,,,please come home safe,, we are all praying for you. Love, Your Daughter Stephanie
Texax Hold Em Players Should Read
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If I Was Your Girl Friend
Fabricated Hero
Murdering King Atop your throne Shake me down And make me your own Murdering King Blade at your side Lay down your laws And make me abide When I start to slip His strength is such a waste To possess a broken moment Love has such a fickle taste When I start to see The ghost of him is all that’s there The failure on his shoulders And the hell I now have to bear
Liars..users... Fakes..
Wow you wanna know what I'm really tired of ?? People who always ask YOU for help, and you always help them.. No matter what.. You do your best to help that person out.. Go all out, and do what ever it takes, even the littlest thing to help that person, and do they help you ?? Hell no they don't.. But they have NO problem asking you for help.. I'm tired of it.. Do NOT ask me for help if you aren't going to help me out in return..I'm tired of being the nice one, and always helping people out.. But when I need the help, NO ONE is willing to step up and help me.. As far as all my "CT friends go" I am deleting friends.. If You want to stay on my list.. SPEAK UP or you will forever hold your peace.. Because you will be gone.. I speak to VERY few of you, yet have a SHIT LOAD of "friends".. So again.. Speak up and say that you want to stay and WHY You want to stay, or you are gone.. Have a wonderful night... Sorry I forgot to put in my last blog.. This isn't a cry to attention or anything li
Surgery
Danger!!! You Are About To Enter.... Rae's Cavern Of Darkness!
it's bullshit that ppl give you a low ratine merely because you gave them one. i mean i dont care what they rate me, but the only reason some of them are rating low is because i raated them low, then they bitch me out for it.PATHETIC!! most of the time i rate them low because they're pic quality is low. get over it. grow up! do you really think rating me low is going to affect me, other than pissing me off? is it really going to "get back at me"? no!
Sherry
Poems
People say ignorance is bliss, yes im sure it might be true, its not assured, but can be true. What of the things you cant ignore? the many facts brought straight to you, the many things you can not change, the many paths already paved. What if i cant ignore? all those things that have occured, they make me change, they make me cold, i cant ignore, not all the pain caused, all the friends lost, its happend before. What of the pain? the pain thats lasts from month to month, i feel it come, its hard to change, and overcome, and yet so easy to accept. What of the people that have my trust? and that of those i should avoid, it really hurts to be betrayed, i dont like that, its too much pain. What of those nights? ive cried at night, while i just lay there in the dark, my only grip of life, was to hold my pillow tight, and let all emotions, just run throughout. What of my change? of wanting to avoid my friends, that i just feel i should
Hand Me Down Matchbox 20
Important Informations And Where To Find It.
Things every person in the community should know. Where to find information: HELP: located on the task bar right above your Bar Tab. Here you will find the 1. Helpers of CherryTap/Fubar - they are called bouncers. 2. CherryTap Bible - here is a wealth of information about the site. the VAULT: 1. newletter for interesting reading and information. 2. Graphic sites to decorate your pages and comments The SUPPORT LOUNGE: here is where you ask for help from those in the know about problems you are having with site. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Find all your answers here: The TRUE FACTS BabyJesus blog: http://cherrytap.com/user/1 or Scrappers blog: http://cherrytap.com/user/22 This are the place where you go for help and info about the site. Place those questions shouldn't end up in are the MUMMS Thanks dear blog for letting me get this information out to all my dear friends Until the next time. Have a wonderful day. Gegi
Kinda I Want To Nine Inch Nails
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Confussion
Sitting , watching and waiting, slowley the answers come........nothing said and nothing given yet still the answers come, is all that it once seemed, heart and soul, neither seem given, hearing words so sweet they seem but how true they may be, remains to be seen, yet slowly the answers come It never fails to amaze me how, in this life it seems that, just when you start to get back on your feet once more and everything seems just right, something happens to pull it all away from you once again.... It would seem that through sheer coincidence, someone very very special to me has mis-read something that maybe a thousand people had, at that time the same status I had for mine, but it woud seem that because someone else in my family had the same status it was read that the two were in some way related.....I can not speak for the other person, or know whom their status was relating to but I feel it was not for me.....so I guess it can be read in many ways by different people at
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Hey
why do people cry over stupid things like money when we have people dieng in war no matter what happens to you in life you must always keep your head up and stay strong. everything that happens is for a reason and it makes us stronger. in likfe what your going throug it can always be worse. your shoes ripped and you need a new pair stop and think tht there is a person with out any shoes. and if u have no shose think about this there is a person with no feet. live life one day at a time and live it to the fullest. tomorrow has its own worries so y worry about tomorrows worries when u still have to deal with todays. if you fall down 7 times get up 8. for you never want to give up and qiut because winners never quit and quitters never win. there is a big difference then losing n failing then there is quiting. when u lose or fail at least you tried n went down swinging and fighting. whereas if u quit you didnt even try to make a mave. there is an old saying a man will fail many times but
Afternoon Delight Starland Vocal Band
Birthday Tomorrow
Show some love dammit lmao thanx advance! Mwah
Don't Stop Fleetwood Mac

You Make Lovin Fun Fleetwood Mac
Betrayed Guitarist
yep, my hair is now black and red, i will put pics up later, :)
Calling All Angels
Hi Angels , This angel is about 9,600 points away from leveling up Come & help him out . Thanks , Lisa skyjegreg~Proud Member~ Earth Angels Stash Club@ fubar Hi Earth Angels , I need everyone to help Lev out so she can level up. Here's the link to her profile & thanks :) Lev ...~*~Proud member of Earth Angels Club & TBS & TF ~*~ Hi Friends and Earth Angels friends , A Earth Angel member needs to level up now. Please go help her out . Girlsad girlsad PROUD MEMBER OF EARTH ANGELS STASH CLUB@ fubar
I Love You
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start I lay unadorned for you Desnudo... Descubrir... My beating heart fueled The touch of lyrical lips, fall upon lovers skin. --Inscribe your dreams-- I wait longing for you Esperar... Mariposa... My emotions taste your words Fingertips, found your heart, grasping to make you feel. --Holding on to this reality-- I alone; breathing; beating (heart) Si para el uno... Embracing love; taking --my love-- My precious, mi pricioso Pursue "this" reality... ...exhale. ~*For thoes who need it translated*~ I lay una
Dreams Fleetwood Mac
Downrater
Parties
Ok so i've been on here a whole 1 hour and already have people hating me. Not sure what i'm doing at the moment since I'm new to this, but thanks for all the "nice" comments Yup yup I do, I'm an independent consultant for Passion Parties and I love my job. If you would like to see what I do for a living visit www.passionsbysamantha.com and book your party today or contact me today.
Yah I'm Meetin Ozzy
I Knew I Loved You Savage Garden
Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac
Cool Night Paul Davis
Life...
I carry the memory of you very close to my heart...your beautiful smile and the way you decided to part. I'll always remember the way you made my heart sputter and flip... and I'll always remember you hanging with drool from your lip. I'll always remember the day you asked me to become your wife... but how can I forget the day you decided to end your life? There are so many memories of us, we were quite a pair... the memory that sticks in my mind though, is you dead with your blank stare. I carry many memories of you and these I'll mostly cherish... the memory that breaks my heart, is that you decided to perish. I'll keep all the memories, the good ones without a doubt... there's many memories though, I know I could do without. Dead With Your Fucking Frown.. Why do you look so odd? Why do your eyes look so blank? Wake up now, tired of this childish prank. Your lips are at an odd angle, there's drool hanging from them too...Your skin is so ashen, with a
Come See How Good I Look
So, basically I'm just doing this because I have nothing better to do. I have no idea how the hell to work this place yet, so if anyone has some interesting advice, please give it to me! Thanx
I Am Stonger
Well, seems as though I can't win for losing in the love department... I get a "Dear Jane" letter/email today from the one that said he loves me and wants to marry me... all because an ex gf comes back and messages him... apparentely they have talked about getting back together, thats ok... but a "I'm sorry I have to do this in an email" letter?? Grow up!! Get balls and talk face to face (or at least phone to phone).... My nick on here has changed, my pics have been changed (as far as "my man's" album was concerned, it doesn't exist anymore), I burned the notes he sent me. yes burned them. Bye Brew... I won't be there to pick up any pieces that may fall apart in the future.
A Juggalo Is...
Sup Juggalos, We live hectic lives, especially if you are a member of the American work force. This day and age we want everything...NOW. We want our email now. We want our Big Mac's now. We want our money now. If we trying to get with a person in a personal relationship or intimacy sense, we want it now. Life is fast and thus our needs and our wants come faster too. The "I want it NOW" concept is imbedded in our society. Even in the military the NOW concept controls us. In the Navy, we have a phrase called "Hurry up and wait". This means that whatever supervisor you work is going to want a tasking done NOW, but the problem is that a whole bunch of people want the same thing NOW, so you are going to hurry up and get in line and wait for the thing that was so important that you had to have it NOW. We see the NOW concept even in our children. Have you ever tried to get a Sippie cup or dinner ready for you child and instead of waiting patiently for it, they're screaming t
Its Almost Over, I Need Help.
It is over in 2 days and I am far behind. I need some help on this contest pic. The pic here is a link to the contest pic that needs comments. Any bombers on vacation who is bored and wants to help out I would appreciate it.
No Sugar Tonight The New Mother Nature
Whozurmomma
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im drunk bored and horny, what the fuck
New Pics
Hosted By: Jamie LukerWhen: 29 Sep 2007, 19:00Where: MY HOUSE107 KinsleyPemberton, NJ 08068United StatesDescription:Jamie Luker I have new pics please rate!!!!
Musings
Welcomes are fun, meeting new people, visiting their pages... now if I could just get my general interests area updated correctly. :^P That'll worry me while I fuss and try to get it just right - then I'll be able to relax and visit a bit....

DREAMS ARE ILLUSTRATIONS FROM THE BOOK YOUR SOUL IS WRITEING ABOUT YOU GOOD NIGHT ALL SWEET DREAMS
Hottest Mom Contest
DarthDragon1616@ fubar PLEASE comment bomb me please help http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=463102&i=2091116136 http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&albumid=463102&i=2091116136
Random
So how do you know if someone is being for real with you or just stringing you along? I'm sure that is not so cut and dry to answer but I just wonder.
If They Only Knew
In a area so populated by courageous Military men and women and their families, it's a shame that they are not told more often how proud we are of them Most of us have direct ties to the Military through family or friends, but how often do you thank them? I come from a very proud Military family. My Grandfather is retired Army, as was my Great Grandfather. My father is a Former Marine, and my Cousins husband is currently serving in the Army. I am so very proud to say I also have friends currently serving in the Military. John who is currently serving in the Air Force, Tiana, also serving in the Air Force, Eric, who is in the Air Force as well, and Wolf who is a Former Marine and currently serving in the Air Force. I think of each of these wonderful people everyday. I am grateful to each of them for everything that they have done and continue to do to keep me, my family, friends, and home safe. I will cry for my friend Wolf as he deploys for his 4th trip to Iraq in Se
Slave To My Addiction
KELLY CLARKSON LYRICS "Addicted" It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see
Stuff
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school... These are the things I learned: Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work some every day. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little see
What Happened
Sorry So Distant...this Day But I've Had Bad Day 1 Of My Dogs ..lady Bug Past Away This Day And It Bout Tore My Heart Out She Was Just Over 20yrs
Shiaine
He was nice and came back and rated me a 10 as well as some of my pics. It must have been a newbie thing. Show him some love. http://www.fubar.com/user/1083682 Shiaine Sometimes I just don't understand. I'm not trying to go crazy getting points or anything, it's not that big a deal, but I thought posting Mumm's would be fun to do. So I posted one Mumm that was meaningful and one that was silly. Well people started rating the silly one and leaving the most awful comments! They were like rabid wolves because I posted something silly. Like I'm the only one that does this? I have a huge problem with people who come down on someone just because they don't like something. If they don't like my MuMM, they don't have to post on it or vote on it. I've made some nice friends on here and yes I have people on my friends list I haven't talked to but that's part of the fun of Fubar, at least in my opinion. When you are online, God forbid you offend anyone in a community cause you're going to
How It Made Me Feel.
ok so i was on myspace, checkin out my friends stuff, and on the bullitin bored was this story (i posted it at the bottom of this) about a little boy who dies of cancer and what he told his mom. and it just made me think of Joe. and it made me consider and then reconsider how i have be thinking about him leaving. and i think that maybe i have been to concieted about it. ONly thinking about what he was missing, what things that we would never get to do. but this tory kinda made me rethink, and say,, maybe that was what God was going for. Joe wasn't a child, no. but he was in pain. He had migraines a lot, he knees hurt him, and his stomache. maybe he hurt more than he was letting on. I didn't think about it as being anything that would make me loose him. but maybe God said that he didn't want Joe to hurt anymore. Maybe he wanted to bring him home. And i know that that is what people have been saying to me tha whole time,, but i have been to busy saying, what about our wedding, what about
My Horoscope
Something that seems to be an impassable barrier is actually just slowing you down a bit -- as long as you're willing to keep trying. Your perseverance should pay off in a big way in the long run. Something that seems small to you is a big deal to the world at large -- and your reputation is climbing steadily as a result! You don't need to set anyone straight, because you can tell that it's all relative. Something has been bugging you lately, and the answer won't come to you on its own. It's time to hit the library or go online to get to the bottom of it -- expect a bit more complexity in the final result.
Diva Val's Passion Blog
Today's Kiss is the Angel kiss: You softly kiss the forehead of the one you love. Romantic Tip of the Day: Arrange for an intimate romantic lunch date with your husband. Put your passion to action! Val ~Your Passion Diva http://www.DivaVal.com Today's kiss is the Butterfly kiss: Rub eyelashes and blink. If you really like your husband blink faster! Romantic Tip of the Day: While your husband showers, heat up his or her towel in the dryer. awww! HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE? * Has your love life gotten a little stale? * Want to freshen things up? * Looking for some lovemaking games that aren't too "out there" Book A Passion Diva Party with ME! Earn Free Passion items just for hosting! Val ~Your Passion Diva http://www.DivaVal.com "Bringing Passion Home!" You asked for it... so here it is. The Kisses Course, day one. Try each of these kisses with your honey to SPICE up your relationship -- or just to have a giggle together. Kiss of the Day:
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How Did I Get Here?
Remember when bidding you can get creative, Fu-Bucks or real cash gifts (Blasts, VIP etc)are not the only way you can win me. Offer me custom graphics or morphs, personal salutes, rates, comments, pimp outs, The options are limitless The first person to correctly post my middle name will win a one day blast. Happy Guessing folks! Hugs and Kisses
Something For Your Reading Pleasure
OKAY I JUST MADE A BLOG OVER ON MYWASTE (LOL) WHERE I ENCOUNTERED A SITUATION THAT I COULD HAVE BLAMED ON THE OTHER PARTY BUT CHOSE TO SEE TAKE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN IT. I JUST SEE THAT AS I MATURE, YOU LEARN THAT ONLY YOU CONTROL SOME OF THE HARDSHIPS THAT YOU GO THROUGH. WHAT I CAN'T STAND IS SOMEBODY WHO ALWAYS LIKE TO BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR MISHAPS. ITS LIKE, COME THE FUCK ON! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SUCK THAT SHIT UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE GROWN! WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IS WHAT YOU ALLOW TO HAPPEN! AT THE END OF THE DAY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU WILL SEE WHO THE PROBLEM IS. ALL I SEEM TO HEAR NOWADAYS IS A BUNCH OF BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...WAAAAAA, WAAAAAA, WAAAAAAA. ITS LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT? I WOULD NEVER LET ANOTHER PERSON DICATE MY FEELINGS, LET ALONE MY ACTIONS, THATS SOME WEAK SHIT RIGHT THERE, PERIOD! STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM. OWN UP TO WHATEVER YOU THROW OUT THERE. I'M A REAL BITCH, THATS WHY PEOPLE FUCK WITH ME. I DON'T GO AROUND SAYING ONE THING AND W
Life...
"There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you p
All Hallows Eve
Its a bit long but reads quickly. Again another poem that I was challenged to write. All Hallows Eve My tale begins on October 30th The night before all Hallows Eve His name was Stephapolne Gorbeshnikov So we will just call him Steve He came to town in the dark of night Wearing a blackened cape and chapeau He moved into Jake's old house Just about a month ago The windows still boarded shut But from the chimney smoke would flow You knew someone was inside But never saw him come or go Then on all hallows morn Just a little bit past eight Transylvania ground and air Delivered a large wooden crate Shortly after, a work crew arrived Removing cob webs from the eaves Clearing a path to the mezzanine Hauling off both brush and leaves Unboarding all but one window So the R.I.P. would still remain Painted there 2 years ago When Jake and Sue were slain No one talks about that night Dispatch got a call from John By the time the sheriff arrived, Both the
"mr. Right" For Me And They Don't Need To Be
More Jokes
Pictures God Damnit
Okay the message was along the lines of (without all that shortcut lingo for txting lazy ass bullshit) For one it was from his younger brother... Which i find very odd...but thats just me For two it was along the lines of " well it's been three yrs where not going any where. i find it for the best that u go find some one else" i just loaded a bunch of new pictures it says they loaded but they aint fucking showing... some one wanna explain??????
A Little Horror Story
Be Careful Who You Talk To...
Be careful who you talk to. Recently, I had a discussion with someone who said they were a friend of one of my family members on Cherry Tap. With my family member's best interests at heart, I bared my soul about my feelings of an acquaintance of theirs. The feelings were not good. During the conversation I was encouraged to continue. The person I was talking to even requested to be my friend. I find out about an hour after the conversation that he sent the conversation to the person I had shared my feelings about. This acquaintance then calls my family member and everyone else she knows. So now there is super huge drama over what was supposed to be a private conversation. I also recently found out that the acquaintance is passing off the conversation as a letter that I directly wrote to her. So now I'm getting threats from her peeps. I'll tell you, I've really learned my lesson on this one. You really need to know who you are talking to before you can trust them with an
These Guys...
Me
im a 23 year old single female with a 2 yr old son name vai! i work at walmart parttime and have my own vitamin business! every thing i do is for the wellbeing of my son's future! i love him more than anything!
The Burning Times
The Pappenheimer's Torture of the Pappenheimers from 'Bamberger Halsgerichtordnung' (1508) The hapless family were pulled from their slumber and taken to jail. Ten-year-old Hänsel was left behind with the Pappenheimer's landlords. The next day, not knowing what else to do with him, the landlords took little Hänsel to the jail to be with his parents. The Pappenheimers were kept in the custody of a man by the name of Alexander von Haslang zu Haslangsreut, Grosshausen und Reid. Haslang had the responsibility of turning the Pappenheimer family into an example of extreme justice. After their capture, Haslang arranged for the interrogation and torture of the Pappenheimers. He accused the family of multiple crimes and of practicing witchcraft in league with the Devil. Although the Pappenheimers declared their innocence of crime and of witchcraft at first, a bit of carefully used torture made them change their plea. Fundamentally, Haslang was not terribly interested in
Ugh.
wow so im new to this...hi :) i have no idea what im doing so if u do happen to read this and you did something and i didnt return it? sorry in advance cuz i dont know how yet haha.
Spk8000lg~ What A Lier
who wouldn't take a resonalble warning from a phycho like me ! lol yeah now she has a pic on her profile of the 2 of them together , i think it was just to spite me im sure he feed her some sort of story, i sent her my last words though, a last warning and messages he sent to back my point up, my obsessive ranting and he replying back ya know if he had fucking balls he wouldn't have kept fucking lying to me and just told me HEY I FOUND A NEW GIRL nooooo instead he drags me around and keeps me on this stupid fucking lie about a car accident and him being really hurt and all sorts of bullshit , really it just got worse and worse i must say, now why i didn't go trying to dig shit up earlier i have no clue... maybe it took a lil more inspiration and my suspicions were finally ran high on him. so he blocked me on this site cuz i left a nasty message and his fiancee he'd been hiding from me hasn't blaocked me BUT she deleted all my comment i figured that though... hopefully he hasn't wormed
Girlfriend
Man I am tored of beign single and I have dated a couple chicks but they were dumb. If you live by me and are cute and responsible and want to go out on a date let me know ASAP. Thanks
Sos!...reign?....gonna Kill Ya!
Hey Reigh..ya WENCH!.so ya send me an email inviting me to this site but, WTF??????? I have NO CLUE how to use it! the email said it would send me right to your page! I look like a flubbering idiot! SMAK...NOT SWAK! ~Nicky (aka lsis77shovelhothead)
Matt
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Horoscope
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
New Creations
Its been such a long time since I have felt what love is all about. Now I have found someone that I feel deserves all that I can offer him with no doubt. My heart aches with pain because we are apart, Yet I now carry him in my loving heart. No matter how many miles in distance we are, My love travels to him no matter how far. Deep within this loving heart of mine, I know that everything will work out fine. Sooner than later all my dreams will come true. Baby, if you don't know yet, my dreams are all of you. Many will say it's too soon to tell. But the fact remains that I surely fell. To hear your voice puts a smile upon my face, And I always meet you in my dreams in the same place. I dream of being in your arms at night, Always knowing that everything will be alright. To love someone so much and yet can't show ore express it. It's like catching the game ball with your mitt. I want to so those three little words so damn bad. Not knowing if you love me the same is
Thanks For The Help
I just wanted to thatnk everyone that voted and left comments on my mum. This is a tough desicion. I've stood by before when my friends were molested and I'm fuckin tiyred of seeing these sons of bitch's get away with this shit. The only issue now is how not to go to jail myself. Fuck it, it won't be the first time. And at least the kids dad will stay free.
Fill It Out Bub
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have water fights with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you give me GIANT bear hugs? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 19.) How
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Been Awhile!
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My Poem's
As i look at you throw the reflection of our past its still hard to grasp the fact that your not coming back My soul is left with unspoken words the very beat of my heart with unspeakable verbs you left me without even a word I know i did no wrong i tried to make you stay my worst fear as come alive your not by my side I don't cry for the fear of looking weak remember im the strong one i always land on my feet you say your still my friend like you've always been but what make me believe you wont abandon me again how dare you say you still care when your the one that was never there! Don't say you love me becouse its not true, your the one that left me like a bad memory remember our past?
Adhd/add
This morning it was asked in a mumm: Is ADHD over diagnosed, or properly diagnosed with kids today?? My Response: I think in some ways yes and some no. Today we are seeing the effects of the chemicals that have been added to our food, having effects on people young to old. Food additives are now being link to a lot of health issues, especial growth hormones used in our meats and veggies. As the world turns ( so to speak) we have less and less folks growing their own food and eating more fast food that have many many toxic additives . So maybe with this along comes the increase of ADD /ADHD and many other health issues we have not seen in the past. Maybe with comparing the health of those in the past to our present day issues concern health. We should really look at the food we put in our bodies and how it was prepared. WE have seen increase in obesity, ADD/ADHD, parkinson, Alzheimer's. May its time to wake up and ask ourselves, Is the convenient drive through
Our Troops!!! God Bless Them
The last sentence is the best) Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching
Moving Soon
To all my friends at Cherrytap, I'll be moving to Dallas Texas sometime next month. I don't have an exact date yet but will try to keep in touch. Brian
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I Dont Get It.. But Its Funny.. Lol
Okies.. I dont know what the big fuss is over me??? lol. I cant help but laugh.....lol... I dont have big boobs like Jenna Jameson or Christina Dolce.... I arent skinny like them..... THey got gots perfect 20 bodies and flawless faces.. I dont have any of that.. Lmao!!!!.. I dont know why every says I am sexy or a hottie or cute of what not.. I joke in my pics.. lol But thats me I joke alot.. lol.. Thats my personality.. I dont know.. I just figured I would ask... lol....... :) I am just your average run of the mill girl.. Just being ME!!!! heheee...... But thanks for the compliments.. hehehe..... :0)
You Don't Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1. I am blind in my left eye. I was shot in it in 1992 I was 12 years old. I was an accident. My father was playing with a BB gun inside and he shot the gun and the BB hit the edge of the counter top and bounced and hit me in my eye. 2. I had my tonsils removed when I was 26 years old, and let me tell you I thought I was gonna die. 3. I had to have my ligiments and muscles reconstructed when I was in the 8th grade. I ripped them to pieces. 4.I have been diagnosed with having fibromyalgia. It is a muscle and joint disorder. I makes me hurt all of the time. And they do not know much about it. 5.I refuse to take alot of meds. The doctors all know this and they work with me to keep it down to a few. FAMILY- 1. I have two wonderful children. Ages 9 and 7. Th
Drinking His "milkshake"
Cum Nutrition Facts Why Swallow His Milk Shake? In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet. What's in Semen? Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vita
A Bulletin Nobody Will Read So Here It Is
Everytime CT has an Upgrade or a Meltdown as I call it.Something more Malfunctions.Todays Mail is Once again Out of Order.I keep sending my new Salutes an other Photos to CT mail.Real Funny Shit.Meassage says its there I go look it is not.If it's there,Unfortunately Invisiable An it can't be Found.These so called upgrades or Malfunctions also Erradicate Blogs of mine an Family Members.They steal Pictures as well.What the Fuck are these Peeps doing that are suppose to be Fixing things here on the Greatest Socialization Internet Play Palace in the World.After these Upgrades half my Morphs nolonger Morph.What the Fuck Baby J.Instead of Concentrateing on them Rude Disrespectful Error Messages.Get Off your Ass an fix the Enternal Problems of this Great Site.Actually my Bar Tab did work last night for the very first time Ever.But nothing Else fuckin did.That Hover Option on that Bit better Shoutbox is Fuckin useless.It works 1 time an HR. if I'm Lucky.You all need to get an Instant Messages
True Love
Hey friends/Fans, I want to share with you all on how I met Gary. I met Gary through my line of work as a client. We met back in March and when we both layed our eyes on each other it was love at first sight. I knew it was for me when I first met him but didn't know it was for him until recently as we talk about it now. Gary was supposed to have me out again to entertain him the next night but his company sent him out of the area. I figured it was another man saying he would see me again and not do it. Well I was wrong when I received a call from my agency to go back to this particular hotel ( that Gary and I first met at) that Gary wanted to see me. I wasn't sure if it was him but I was hoping. When I arrived I found it was him. I was so excited to see him that I greeted him with a long french kiss. He explained to me what happen. The hour went by quickly and he walked me to my car. It was raining and I told him to get in. We sat and talked for 3 hours while I was waiting on another
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Graduation
What a day i have had, had to get used to the fact that my son is growing up and to top it all off he graduated nursery today. The gowns and caps did it for me. Where does the time go?
Maximum Eclipse
To Forever Keep
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you wer e stu
Men
I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.
Just Blogging!
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug." There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.

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To The Tattoo Parlor!
A good friend of mine is getting another tattoo today and invited me to go with her to watch (my wife would be tagging along, but she works nights and sleeps days). So, I am stoked. Other than getting one myself, watching a friend get one is the next best thing!
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ARE PEOPLE ON HERE REALLY YOUR FRIENDS? I FEEL LIKE SOME ARE FAKE AND SOME ARE REAL.. THE ONES WHO ARE REAL KNOW WHO THEY ARE?? JUST WONDERING WHO REALLY CARES...
Funny
Please Share
Every day a drunk driver affects someone's life when they step into there car. Over 90% of drunk driver's hurt someone else when they get into an accident. I was hit by a drunk driver while riding my bike when I was 10. My father was hit by a drunk driver on his bike while traveling home from work. Please read this true story and pass it on to your loved ones and friends. Lets make drunk driving history!!! I was walking around in a store. I saw cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward
Silly Horoscopes
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
Another Epic Poem
Alas morning has come, the treacherous storm has passed The suns reflection scintillates the breaking waves Creating a sea of diamonds Each one reminiscent of the eyes that said farewell Anticipation heightens my senses As the wind swirls past, the essence of musk engulfs me Replacing the aroma of sea salt that once filled the misty air I am assured that my beloved pirate is homeward bound Perched upon my lighted tower I gaze out across the horizon, waiting, hoping For that first glimpse of the storm tattered sails That adorn the vessel that had denied me, that which makes me whole Although the competition that vies for the heart of the Pirate may be grandiose, There can be only one victor! I cachinnate at your feeble attempt To match wits with my poetic prose Step aside Oh witch of the sea And wipe the gull crap from your nose Tis my beauty and grace that will prevail I am the picture in his mind You are just a barnacle Hideous and unrefined I pi
Crazy Quizzes!!
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!"
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Our Unsung Hero's
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime
Forbidden Love
My Valentine Bathing in the light of a midnight moon. A soft picnic blanket is our cocoon. The metamorphosis has begun. As you and I, become one. The limits of love are endless Grandiose and noblesse Every moment a new plateau Emulating that first hello. Venturing to places never before seen. Dining on loves delicious cuisine. Unlimited courses for which to devour. Enabling the birth of passions flower. In the heat of passion, our bodies engage. A placid meadow is our stage. We let go of all inhibitions, Forever chasing love’s intuitions Melting together like warm ice cream. ‘Neath the lucent lunar beam. To you my heart, I do resign My one and only Valentine Colors splashed upon a canvas Expounding rhyme and reason The paintbrush tells a story Of love, trust and treason A flux of emotions spread abroad Fusing hues of green and teal Blueprinting a love gone wrong Phantasmagoric and surreal Falling tears of cobalt blue Embla
Ommfg Pervert Alert
Sorry guys, I am the pervert. And I need to drop some comments on this pic for me so I can win a blast and pimp my self out for the world to see. I am behind. My bomber family is on vacation (my luck huh)..I need alot of help. If you get time sometime between now and Friday, I could use some help on this contest pic. I am way behind and sort of embaraased since I belong to a bomber family. LOL. I am over 2000 behind right now. Just if you feel like it or if you want to. Thanks :-) REPOST PLZ
A Treasure Chest
I have a wooden cedar box Filled with precious things Most of no value to you But joy to me it brings A copper penny, 1961 The year I was given life A withered old white rose From the day I became a wife Two certified legal documents That tell me that I am free A US birth certificate And a final divorce decree Golden locks, adorned with ribbon Clipped from the head of my son A bag filled with tiny teeth Exchanged for a dollar one by one A report card, five A’s and one B My sons first year at school A tattered silken blanket Still covered with infant drool A book of poems that I had written While in my rebellious teens Fifty plus love letters From then, now and in-between Old yellowed photographs Of family long since gone A dozen crayon pictures That both my kids have drawn Hospital anklets, pink and blue That Danny and Sara wore A stupid keep out sign That I used to hang on my door Each item within this box Is a memory that I hold dea
I Knew I Was A Deviant........
Words
Within this realm I can converse Palaver, prattle or parley So many words from which to choose A choice to winnow, will and weigh With words I can tell a story Anecdote, fable or novel Or just convey some useless facts Unmistakable, data, gospel They can tell you what I’m feeling Sensations, semblance, perception Even describe the way I look Visualize, perceive, envision Words can induce feelings of love Affection, fervor, ardency And all to often inflict pain Suffering, anguish, misery Sometimes words are thought provoking Impelling, cogent, alluring While others can keep you guessing Uncertain, assume, surmising With words there are no boundaries Barriers, brims, extremities So free your imagination Invention, idea, artistry
Messenger
My yahoo I.D just ask Im always on! lol
Easy Contest
ok i need a new ct name and tired of the old boring "steph upyopurs" i want something dark..... whoever posts the best dark name will recieve a gift.... choose wisely.... the max # of names u can leave is 3.....
Risky Business
OK this was written on a dare. someone said women won't admit self pleasure, well I did LOL Risky Business It was a chilly night in June I was alone and feeling frisky The kids were due home very soon So I know my move was risky I dashed to retrieve it from the drawer I dimmed the lights, locked the door Dropped my panties to the floor Then summoned my friend the finger whore Tweedle dee and tweedle dum Look out pookie here I come Start me up and hear me hum Quivering thighs and wiggling bum Yes, yes the time is near Arching back and rising rear Racing heart and eyes that tear My objective is oh so clear One more flick, I will be there With fireworks and rockets glare Just one more do I dare Do I flick that flower there Yes Yes let that flower sing I feel my juices begin to flux I hear voices and the doorbell rings Son of a Bitch, This fuckin sucks!
The Blood Rose
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09
Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The Dream
i lay in my bed at night sleeping away i fall into a deep sleep and dream . away i dream of alot of thing it could be good or bad i look into the eyes of a demon in my dreams i fight him off of me i lay awake i finualy fall back to sleep i fight him again i hear the voice saying your mine now i'll take your soul i said no you may not take my soul from me away from this world of despair none shall pass from my dark side of me why do u want me so it just a dream that is all but a dream
What Is Your Sexual Nickname
Shawn's sexual nickname: "Throbbing Python of Love" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com mine was throbbing python of love
F.u.b.a.r.
2007-07-19 10:51:16 in a few minutes we'll be changing the name of the site.... have no fear, fubar is here! viva la resistance! -mike
In The Dark Heart And Soul
the darkness i carry in my heart ita deep wound that can't be healed like a black rose just blooming in the sun light my eyes see the darknessi can feel it i live it the pain and the shit i went through in my life my dad's death just went over the edge i love my father very much the darkness between light and dark the light hurts my eyes blinding the sun in the day i love the night life and beening a vampire is my fate then let it be so lady _desapir09
Embrace The Night
embarace the night by m'lady ----------------------------- emberace the night . a darkened sky peaking from the clouds was the full moon. witht he stars shining so brought the trees moving swiftly across the window the wistling of the wind. all the creatures o the night he sees her and embrace her with his arms and his deadly kiss to her neck drains her blood. he gives her life.he cuts his arm open and drips blood into her mouth embrace my darkness embrace my madness for you shall live in darkness for enteraly feed on upon others humans for they will be your food and the rain falls and he lives with her and they lived for ever m'lady
I'm Going To Jail
shawn will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
The Black Rose
THE BlackRose a rare rose it beauty and darkness feels my dark soul with blood dripping from the peddles of the rose it is a part of the gothic world it is the beauty and the hearts of us all it is the way of life it turns from red to dark red to black the dead black rose lives on the darkness with us and our soul
Janis Joplin Aka The Rose
jains joplin ( known has the rose) she was just likea flower a single rose she bloomed in to a star like a rose from a bud to full flower she up in the sky singing her heart out she was very sprit woman she sings in what she feels but now another life is gone her music still lives on. until this day ppl who still love her keep on listening to her music peace and love beleave
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Fake People On Here
This for all the fake people on here that don't even have a picture of them selves on here but yet just check out my profile but don't even rated it at all but yet want you to rated there's when they didn't rated thiers.. i know it seems bitchly but you can thank those that messed it up for the rest.. of u on here.. And im not going to even look profiles that do that because its waste of my time. And if you don't like it then don't do its that simple.
Arousal
As it turns out, shawn is aroused by ... Lime rinds 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com
Who Has A Crush On Me I Want To Know
i really want to know who has a crush on me please tell me i really do not like secrets Squeaker24
Mail
Ugh, i can not respond to shouts, and i cant recieve emails, so i am sorry to all of you who Are sending mails or shouts.... Hopefully ill get that problem fixed soon, its my computers Fault hahaha ! Just wanted to let people know that i for some reason can not open my Mail....... So if you plan on sending me some, sent a shout instead!!! Thanks