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When You Love Someone
YOU DO EVERYTHING POSSIABLE TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELFS. I REALLY LOVE THIS GUY AND HES AMAZING BUT HE DONT SEE IT.I HAVE YET TO GET OUT THERE TO SEE HIM BUT ONE DAY I WILL AND I WILL BE SO HAPPY TO HOLD HIM IN MY ARMS FOR THE FIRST TIME>

Why Not
Have u ever wondered why in a world where it is crucial for u to be yourself there are so many people tryin to be someone else.......why be fake in a world where the only thing that counts is who you really are!! One of my favorite quotes is "In a world where you can be anybody, be yourself"

Signs And Symptoms
Cystic Fibrosis Symptoms The signs and symptoms of cystic fibrosis vary, depending on how severe the disease is and the degree of bacterial infection. Almost always, a cough is present. Cough is usually worse in the morning and after exertion and usually produces very thick, yellow-, green-, tan-, or brown-colored mucus. The most common symptoms are: very salty-tasting skin; persistent coughing, wheezing or pneumonia; excessive appetite but poor weight gain; and bulky stools. To understand cystic fibrosis symptoms a bit better, you need to know that sweat cools the body and that mucus lubricates the respiratory, digestive, and reproductive systems, and prevents tissues from drying out, protecting them from infection. People with cystic fibrosis lose excessive amounts of salt when they sweat, which can upset the balance of minerals in the blood, causing abnormal heart rhythms, shock, and other life-threatening symptoms. Patients with cystic fibrosis accumulate the thick mucus in

Does This Sound Like You
Your Name: Age: Favorite color: Are you a virgin: Phone number: Location: Height: Hair color/style: How many piercings/tattoos: THE FUN..... Are we friends?: Do you have a crush on me?: Would you kissme?: With tongue?: Would you enjoy it: Would you ever ask me out: Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?: Would you bandage my wounds?: Would you take care of me when I'm sick?: Do you want to tell me something you couldn't before?: Would you walk on the beach with me?: If you heard a rumor about me would you defend me?: Do you /have you talked shit about me?: Do you think I'm a good person?: Would you let me sleep with you(in the same bed)?: Would you support ALL my life descisions?: Do you think I'm cute?: If you could change anything about me would you?: Would you have sex with me?: Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?: Will you post this so I can fill it out?: What do you rate me outta 1-10?: What do you think of my;Personality:

Read
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How Is Cystic Fibrosis Diagnosed?
How Is Cystic Fibrosis Diagnosed? First, your doctor will obtain a detailed medical and family history and perform a thorough physical examination. Next, your doctor may order some tests to ensure an accurate diagnosis. The sweat test is the most useful test for diagnosing cystic fibrosis (CF). It measures the amount of salt in your sweat. For this test, doctors rub a small amount of a chemical called pilocarpine (pi-lo-KAR-pen) on your arm or leg. They then attach an electrode to this spot. The electrode provides a mild electric current that produces sweat. This may cause tingling or a feeling of warmth. They then cover the area with a gauze pad or filter paper and wrap in plastic. After 30 to 40 minutes, they remove the plastic so the sweat that collected on the pad or paper can be analyzed. The test is usually done twice. High salt levels mean CF. Your doctor may also do the following tests to understand more about your condition and how to treat it: Blood tests to look

Cf Treatments
How Is Cystic Fibrosis Treated? There still is no cure for cystic fibrosis (CF), but treatments have improved greatly in recent years. The goals of CF treatment are to: Prevent and control infections in your lungs. Loosen and remove the thick, sticky mucus from your lungs. Prevent blockages in your intestines. Provide adequate nutrition. Treatment for Lung Problems The main treatments for lung problems in people with CF are: Antibiotics for infections of the airways Chest physical therapy Exercise Other medications Antibiotics Most people with CF have ongoing, low-grade lung infections. Sometimes, these infections become so serious that you may need to be hospitalized. Antibiotics are the primary treatment. You may be given several different types of antibiotics. The choice of antibiotics depends on: The strains of bacteria involved How serious your condition is Your previous history of antibiotic use The different types of antibiotics include

Living With Cystic Fibrosis
Living With Cystic Fibrosis If you have cystic fibrosis (CF), you should learn as much as you can about the disease and work closely with your doctors to learn how to manage it. Ongoing medical care is important. You should seek treatment from a team of doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists who specialize in CF. These specialists are often located at CF Foundation Centers in major medical centers. Good self-care includes: Eating a healthy diet Avoiding tobacco smoke Washing your hands often to reduce your chances of infection Exercising frequently Drinking lots of fluids Doing chest physical therapy every day Having annual flu and other appropriate vaccinations Taking your medicines as prescribed You can expect to have a normal sex life. Most men with CF are infertile, but they may be helped with modern reproductive techniques. Although most women with CF may be less fertile than women who don’t have CF, they usually can have children. Talk to

Random
A Japanese explanation about the small arrow on your computer monitor. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when you move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? The mystery is finally solved. Now, through the miracle of high technology, you can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes visible. Click on the link below and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download an d, when it appears , slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle and you will see how the magic of the arrow is revealed. http://www.1-click.jp/ Rules of living in the Houston area. Rules of Houston , H-Town, 3rd Coast, Bayou City , The Dirty 3rd, or whatever you wanna call it... 1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Hue-stun," not "Ewe-stun", or "house-tun" Oh yea, the street is pronounced "San Phil-ee-pay" not "San Phil-eep" ( San Feli

Key Points!!!
Key Points Cystic fibrosis (CF) is an inherited disease of your mucus and sweat glands. It affects mostly your lungs, pancreas, liver, intestines, sinuses, and sex organs. In CF, an abnormal gene called the cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator (CFTR) gene causes mucus to become thick and sticky. The mucus builds up in the lungs and blocks the airways, creating an environment that makes it easy for bacteria to grow. This leads to repeated serious lung infections that can damage your lungs. The mucus can also block tubes, or ducts, in your pancreas so that the digestive enzymes it produces cannot reach the intestines where they are needed to break down food. You have extremely salty sweat. When you perspire, your body loses large amounts of salt. This can upset the balance of minerals in your blood, which can cause a heat emergency. The most common symptoms of CF are frequent coughing with phlegm, frequent bouts of bronchitis and pneumonia, salty-tasting skin, d

A Possible Cure?
A Possible Cure? In 1985, the specific gene that causes cystic fibrosis was identified. That same year, a screening test for newborns was introduced. Laboratory tests of gene therapy have been successful. Small group tests of a genetically engineered enzyme have also been successful. The enzyme, administered in aerosol form, thins out the mucus in the patient’s lungs, making it easier to clear by coughing. Testing on this treatment continues, and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved it. Life expectancy for cystic fibrosis patients continues to increase. With all of the investigations underway in gene therapy, improved drugs, and transplant experience, the future of cystic fibrosis patients appears brighter than ever.

Airway Clearance
Airway Clearance Techniques Airway clearance techniques (ACTs) are treatments that help people with cystic fibrosis (CF) stay healthy and breathe easier. ACTs loosen thick, sticky lung mucus so it can be cleared by coughing or huffing. Clearing the airways reduces lung infections and improves lung function. There are many ACTs. Most are easy to do. For infants and toddlers, ACTs can be done by almost anyone. Older kids and adults can do their own ACTs. ACTs are often used with other treatments, like inhaled bronchodilators and antibiotics. Bronchodilators should be taken before or with ACTs to open airways. Inhaled antibiotics should be taken after ACTs to treat opened airways. Your CF care team will help you choose the best ACT and other treatments. Each year, review and update your routine with your CF care team. The Lungs Mucus How does mucus move out of the lungs? Airway Clearance Techniques Coughing Chest Physical Therapy (CPT or Chest PT) or Postural Drainage

Senior Dating
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me tw

Insomnia
I now have red paint all over myself, but the shelf looks pretty. I've been busy all day, and my brenda is sitting in my lap.all is well. I had a dream of you last night darling. It was wonderful. I miss you so much. PLease visit again. I love you xoxoxoxoxo forever yours, Stacie I'm sorry If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry... my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not white enough for you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. If I'm too short for you. I'm sorry.. If i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry.. If my hair isn't just the way you like it. I'm sorry.. If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't a

Notihng Else Matters!!!!!!
love one love two Love one love two its dont matter, love is love no matter what or whom it is. taken by heart taken by soul taken from it all its all love, no matter whatever comes of it love is love and i love you for you and who you have become in my place i call my LIFE Taken with love taken with life im all here and im all there always remember that, i care i love and i always WILL care and LOVE you and i will always trust u for whom u are and what u mean to me MY LOVE Nothing else matter anymore i see life i see things that i havent ever seen before... sitting and thinking and thinking i wont give up on things that i know in my heart are true and mean the world to me and others dont like it then oh well i dont need the lil petty ass bullshit no ways.... My poem above has many meanings and many thoughts into it. When its thought about because love one love two is all parts of life and makeing things work all for the greater good and taken

My Mini Series...
We learn through every process of life, but no one is the same everyone has pain in a diverse ways – everyone will feel it eventually – excavating within them! – Who can identify the other persons feelings really, or way of being? We’re constantly changing, and we can’t stop it, the change makes us unusual. We grow, whether we face the low levels of downfall, or the up scales of rising, it doesn’t matter which one we get first. If ur at a crisis, u may not realize it until its all over – or you may realize that u are not at a stable moment, but you sure as hell don’t think u need any help. Which only brings u to ur sad realization of ur stupid life that u brought urself into because of course, it’s from ur own poor choices – but hey, if u have the balls to think that ur better then the shit whole of life that ur living in – it would be an upside to the scary reality! Which states furthermore that u have hope indeed! That’s a reason why we all keep trying –

Guest Book
this is what really pisses me off sometimes.. i was sitting at home about 2 days ago, after rating a few pics.. i first faned, then asked for a friendship, and then in my shoutbox, pops up this person, whom say to me, that my friendship was denied. lol. like i really care, but, what did i do wrong? i asked her this 2 times. and then today. after talking to her for less then 10 mins, she was pissed because she was working, and did NOT SEE that i did rate her. this is a c/p from the chat. *~*Sapphyr...: have a nice day ->*~*Sapphyr...: and you dont hear me crying about it. i thanked you in your sb for it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: from what i was able to see, you rated 2 o my pics an 11. that was it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: i rate more then enough people every day, im already out of rates for today. *~*Sapphyr...: well lets see i tend to rate all my friends pics so i expect the same thing in return, ->*~*Sapphyr...: so what are you saying? *~*Sapphyr...: yeah i know

Abuse The Cheerleader
I am currently in Brazil till Saturday. A little bored. So I decided to go on Cherrytap and do a little updates. Miss Brittany is back to being her evil self. Hmmm well at least for the time being. I added a story (with pictures) of the time my friend Kayla and I abuse this college cheerleader who kept annoying us. We taught her a thing or two and the biggest lesson she leaned was DO NOT INTERUPT BRITTANY WHEN SHE’S TALKING!!!!!! Or she will be forced to to plus all your holes. Good luck ditzy blonde cheerleader…I don’t think you'll be able to be dancing around much less sitting down for a few days. HEHE HE Miss Brittany

Random Nothingness From The Army Wife
Well tomorrow I have a dr.'s appointment because I have been sick the past few days and my temp has been bouncing all over the place and then to boot my dr. here in killeen is booked until august so I have to go 20 minutes to see a different doctor ugggggg!!! anyways just randomness I love my husband he has been really good and he set up everything for me I dunno what I would do with out him Today has been a bad day for me with John being gone yet it being so close to the time he gets home I am getting sad because it isn't coming fast enough lol I know I should be excited but I keep thinking he is leaving for 15 months soon and I get sadder WTF!?!?! lol someone tell me to shut up already Oh god I am going crazy right now my husband's flight landed about 30 minutes ago I don't know exactly when he will be home or anything so I am just waiting for him to walk in the front door and I am so nervous I have missed him so much and every time he leaves for an extended period of time I get ne

10 Bucks A Month
Hi if your reading this blog you've got to check out this site www.freedom.ws. the access code is jimmyrplymouthjr Once in click on the blue box that says freedom for life. If you have numerous friends online and are meeting more and more everyday you'll want to view this opportunity! A great opportunity to earn a little extra beer money!

Special
This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Anchorage Telethon Executive Lock Up to help "Jerry's Kids®". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect people of all ages, right here in our community. I sincerely hope that you'll take the opportunity to support MDA. If yo

What's My Number?
i want your # I want your number. I bet you won't give it to me.. I dont care if i already have it. just send it to me in a message. I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. PS: I WILL call it once if you give it to me,a nd more if you let me. ;) PSS.. Here are my numbers if you are brave.. call me up and the first words out of your mouth should be... Hey sexy, I'm naked, are you??? Call anytime, I am always up!!! Home:704-732-2065 Cell:604-288-8260 Can't wait to hear you voice!!!! Love, Geekette

What Kind Of Angel Are You
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You? What kind of Angel are you? Angel of Love.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Poetry And Stuff!!
Current mood: touched The confusion began that day,When all of our hearts turned grey.The strength of Grace had passed away. Grace was my grandma's name She helped us with our problems and lives She lived with God in all of her heart She did 100% more then her part I remember her warm loving touch She shined so bright and cared so much! She smiled through her physical pain Knowing very well what she would gain. I went to her instead of God I know that now she's gone She is happy now,she can walk and run She's rejoicing in her perfect form with God and his son. I miss her and love her so very much She taught me so much,even on a crutch! I do want to see her again someday So Jesus please take all these sins away. Please Jesus help me take her place Give me the wonderfull words of Grace! Take me away from this world of sin I'll do what I have to untill you win. Direct me in your peacefull light Block the darkness tha

Inside My Head...
In Flames Studio Diary - Episode 1Add to My Profile | More Videos In Flames Studio Diary - Episode TwoAdd to My Profile | More Videos I made this promo video for PiaPale of Compulsory Skin. I love Compulsory Skin! She is so amazing. She writes, sings mixes, does everything herself! My brother and I think she sounds/is in a way like a female Trent Reznor... Even more amazing is she has been making her own music since she was like 11. You can also see other video's I have made on youtube. www.youtube.com/love2reznor www.myspace.com/compulsoryskin www.soundclick.com/compulsoryskin Current Mood: Hurt, Sad, & Gloomy. My confession: Because I'm diluted, perfectly flawed. I shall live by passion & not by law. And I'm insecure I need aggression to feed the spiders of perception. and I'm supposed to be strong & have all the answers. A cannibal in the new church of cancer. But I'm nothing special I'm not unique. I have many secrets & I eat the weak. And I'm at an end. I'm at an

Needing Help In Contest
COME ON PPL PLZZZZZZZ RATE N COMMENT A LOT ON HER PIC. SHE NEEDS HELP BAD :) http://www.PimpText.com/ - Pimp Text - Bling Text - MySpace Layouts (repost of original by ';)sexygyrl;) 100% sign my guestbook' on '2007-07-07 21:43:40') (repost of original by 'HOTTIE (rate me, add me, fan me)' on '2007-07-07 22:07:14') (repost of original by 'cajunman' on '2007-07-08 00:10:34') (repost of original by 'Big Daddy 33~~ Naughty N Nice family~'' on '2007-07-08 15:08:26') (repost of original by 'cajunman' on '2007-07-08 16:40:21') (repost of original by 'HOTTIE (rate me, add me, fan me)' on '2007-07-08 19:48:08') (repost of original by ';)sexygyrl;) 100% sign my guestbook' on '2007-07-08 20:11:51') (repost of original by 'Big Daddy 33~~ Naughty N Nice family~'' on '2007-07-08 21:55:47') (repost of original by 'HOTTIE (rate me, add me, fan me)' on '2007-07-09 21:24:39') (repost of original by ';)sexygyrl;) 100% sign my guestbook' on '2007-07-09 21:25:34') (repost of original

Precipitaion
there are stories of pleasure,there are stories of pian But the gods torment me with slad of rain it started on thursday and went double fortnight And Junior read stern by the pilot light he ate more cheese then time allowed Sowe stood him up sharp we stood him up proud And they looked at him funny ,but theylooked at him with spice I speak the thuth, i tell on lies been masterbatin' since the forth of july Spill the beans spill'em all The precipitation filled spring from fall he didnt like faxes he didnt like phones When he stood among many he stood alone He loved his sausage, but shied from greens Used to spin his little sister in the washin' ashine from the great mind of LES CLAYPOOL i just put my bike back together i have n

Thank You For All Your Love & Care.
Hey all, I wanted to take the time to thank all of you for the fantastic profile comments and love you've shown me. I also want to say thanks for all the gifts I have received. I wish I had more hours in a day but most of all more time to show each and everyone of you the same love in return. You don't know how much it has touched my heart all the love you all have shown me. As you all know by now, I got a new puppy so with my already busy schedule that has added more of my time. I'm in the process of house breaking her. As of now I have 21 new friends request and just cleared 13 of them in the last 2 days. Please be patient, I am trying to get to all of your profiles but like I said I need more time in a day. I may not make it to your profile or return the love immediately but I have noticed the love and I will get to you as soon as I can to show you the same love back. Again, thank you for all the beautiful comments and love, you all mean so much to me & I'm glad to hav

My Thoughts
Nobody will give a fuck about who you were or what you did. I for one have thought about this for several years. Do you know what I've come to grips with? I don't care if they do or not. I am living my life the best I can. I am trying to enjoy every day and to learn at least one new thing every day. I help others without expecting or wanting compensation. I work my ass off because I have pride in my workmanship. I don't make very much money doing the job, but hey its better than nothing. I do have several challenges in my life. I want to give more than I have time for. I want to please everyone (impossible I know, but I still try). I try to start all my customers days off so they are smiling, and its starting to work. Some people are just destined to be miserable as that's the way they want and like it. I understand that and don't let them bring me down. I, like most people have financial obligations. I am slowly getting those tended to as well. It doesn't leave anything extra

My First
Sir -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Your biggest turn off is death You will do anything, as long as it is alive. You are totally not choosy about sex partners and can get off with almost anyone. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cherrytap
ok, I am new to this site, so please bear with me, still trying to find my way around, and figure out how to work things on here. so please don't let me offend anyone. if I do, it certainly wasn't intended. and I apoligise in advance. sarah

Blonde Jokes - No Offense Meant Towards Blondes Lol
Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh HECK !' the blonde says, 'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.' Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight? She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"

All Settle In Now
well everyone at the age of 39 im now a new memaw to a beautiful baby boy ...he was born 3-19-08.his name is jeremey dean ausmus weighted 7 lbs and 14 oz 21.5 inches...he such a joy to have in my life..hes my 2ed grandchild but the first one living.my daughter miscarried when she was 10 weeks old and thats something i just cant forget cause the baby was part of my daughter....im sure i would have been a been proud of my daughter baby to if she had made it...thats why i say jeremy is my 2ed grandchild .anywho my son is a very proud father and jeremey mother doin just fine too and she will be a great mother to my grandson.i wish them all the luck and best of love i can give... well im all settled in my new apartment and lovin it!the last step was puttin up my pictures and damn i haft to get more frames so i can have them all up and just about all my walls will be covered.i was about all done when my daughter went into labor from her miscarriage (as the doctor calls it ) .i was never so s

Yeah
ok so I have like 1500 cherry points till lvl 5, and I only want to get to 5 because I want to post a mumm. But no one is helping me, granted I don't have a million pics, and can't rate everyones pics all the time, but seriously. So rate me fan me friend me something. I am really disliking this site so far, such selfish conceited people. Someone prove me wrong?

July 11th Meeting
TO ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY THERE WILL BE A MEETING TONITE AT 9pm EASTERN TIME ALL MUST ATTEND...IF YOU HAVE A REASON YOU WONT BE ABLE TO ATTEND PLEASE LET EITHER ms, maine or rubia KNOW PLEASE...IF THERE ARE ANY PPL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING OR JUST STOPPING IN TO SEE WHAT WERE ABOUT PLEASE FEEL FREE...HERE IS THE LINK TO OUR LOUNGE. http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7895 THANK YOU CANDYRAIN BBW/BHM BOMBERS SECRETARY thiers a meetin wat happen in the lounge

Newbie!
~Savannah~............... I really need help right now.. My VIP runs out on Saturday...I joined a giveaway, and this time it should be easy. I need to get a total of 7,500 comments. Hers the best part.. Comments count as 10 comments.. So if you can at least rate this pic for me, I would love if you could comment bomb but I understand. Please at least rate for me. Thanks!!! Please click the picture below.. It will take you to where I need the help, LadyGray is holding the giveaway I am in. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=2448971795 See her comment below for the pic link.... Hey all... I am new here. I am Wiccan and very much into astrology and zodiac as well. I am 22, and expecting my first baby girl sometime in late December. I am trying to get used to Ctap and all the things it has to offer so if I am slow at responding or giving you love please don't get mad at me... I will get there eventually. Take care all :)

The Birth Order Of Children.... Please Repost This.... Very Funny =)
the birth order of children Current mood: chipper Category: Life Your clothes: 1st baby: you begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confrims yor pregnant. 2nd baby: you wear your normal clothes as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the birth: 1st baby: you practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You dont bother because you remember that the last time breathing didnt do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epideral in your 8th month The Layette: 1st baby: You pre-was newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them,and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: you check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd baby: boys can wear pink, cant they? Worries 1st baby: at the first sign of distress-a whimper-a frown- you pick up the baby. 2nd baby: you pick up the baby when their wails threa

Weight Loss
Ok I was on my way home from work. I worked in Huntington Beach and lived in Long Beach at the time. I was headed up Valley View from the beach and I was almost to the 405 (San Diego freeway). The traffic was pretty heavy (as it always is in the afternoons in Southern California), so I split traffic. (If you aren't sure what this is, it's where people ride their motorcycles between the lanes of stopped/slow traffic. It's a common practice in So Cal.) The facts of the accident I had to get from eyewitness accounts and from the police accident report. I still have no recollection of the actual accident. I was splitting traffic and someone abruptly changed lanes into me, forcing me to rear end a station wagon that was going about 45 or 50 miles per hour slower than me, causing me to come to a rather sudden and abrupt stop. ( I often refer to this as the part where I "wore" a station wagon.) The next thing I remember, is someone pulling the shattered remains of my helme

Great Grandmas Say The Darndedest Things
The attached is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old.......woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. she must be one feisty lady!!! To whom it may concern; I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his depositing the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer of funds from my modest savings account, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty-one years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally att

Sound Familiar ? (lol)
'I'M GOING FISHING' Means: 'I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.' 'IT'S A GUY THING' Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical'. 'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?' Means: 'Why isn't it already on the table?' 'UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR...' Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN' Means: 'I have no idea how it works.' 'I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.' Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.' 'TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD'. Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.' 'THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.' Means: 'Are you still talking?' 'YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.' Means: 'I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first gi

Number 4
time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------- Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway. Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper. "Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance

Horoscope
Thank you to all who help. i would like to ask all my friend to go show this great guy some love, 1 day left of this contest it finishes the 31 and i would love to see him get first place, so for all of you who are my friends please comment him!! Thank you very much!! This is his first contest!! There's more here than meets the eye when it comes to how much you've taken on your plate. Don't rush things -- all these issues deserve a lot of thought. A decision should be reached only when you're ready. You feel so close to this person that their joy and pain are yours as well. Sometimes, though, this connection can be a touch overwhelming. It's time to remember where you end and the other person begins. mmmmmmmmmm........sometimes i ask myself some questions..

My Health
Wheelchair Bound 12/2/2007 Ok, so I have a bulging disc in my low back tailbone area & a bad case of arthritis. I’m not able to stand on my feet more than 5 min, or walk w/o being in a great deal of pain & feeling the need to sit. I have to rely on my husband and children to do the daily house chores, cooking, etc. It’s bad enough that I have many other health problems. But not being able to stand or walk, and not being able to do things I need or want to do, just pisses me off. I hate that I have to rely on someone else for stuff when I rather do it myself, then I know it’s done & done right (or at least to my satisfaction). I also get angry because I feel I’ve lost my independence and freedom. The fucking saddest part of all is that I can’t enjoy things w/ my kids like I used to. I miss walking w/ them on trick or treat night, going to any & all school functions, or riding a bike w/ them around the block, etc. Because of missing out w/ my

Lung Cancer Sucks
I just want to ask everyone who reads this topray for my mother. Last week she was diagnosed with stage 4 small cell lung cancer. It is terminal and they don't think she'll have more than a year or so. Shes 47. I am not going to preach about not smoking because it's not my place. I've sucked down a bit of smoke myself between fighting fires and the occasional good cigar. All I ask is for any smokers and fire eaters get your blood tests done every few years just incase. If they do find something, maybe you'll be lucky enough to have caught it early.

So I'm In A Sweet Mood...
Ok so I love finding out more and more interesting things. I love to look things up and learn as much as I can on all aspects. I have been researching for a while now on the New World Order and some people who may know the North American Union. For those of you who do not know these videos will be useful. Our new President..Which may I say is full of lies and bullcrap...And here is a good thing for you to see on who he truly. May I attract your attention here.... http://www.spp.gov/ Now this is in regards to the North American Union. Is a government site. For the public more or less. They can't say you did not know. It has been up for some time now and well before the election. Now then why in this video with Obama does he deny all this and write it off to be untrue..Now come on only a fool would believe he didn't know. And now what do you see...Hmm Should look at this... Now make your judgements..Do research. See what is the truth and what isn't the truth..

Me
Once a love now turned, Only a passion to kill your time, If my heart is nothing you want, I’ll cut off my lips, Sew the remains of the mouth, Silence seems to be all you desire, All you want is what you shall have. Emptiness, with only one regret- Heartbreak with no else left to say- Never ending void in my soul- My empathy so mislead- No one to stand on, or go to- Just a washed out life going on a path to nowhere- Neon lights of green, yellow, pink, orange. Drugged lies from boys Throwing everything I still had By drowning it in liquids of blue or mixed in punch Thought I was soon to drop off the edge Then you showed up At first I thought I was just another pretty face Slowly I began to slip away You reached out your hand And for a moment I stopped, looking to my past Thinking was on a road broken promises and hollow lies Never to return But when you showed me I was all wrong I know I could make it through then with you Everything then faded with my moon

The Picnic
THE PICNIC... THE WARM SUNSHINE OF SPRINGTIME BARELY FILTERS THROUGH THE TREES AS YOU WALK DOWN THE TRAIL TO OUR MEETING SPOT. STILL COOL UNDER THE CANOPY OF LEAVES, YOU FIND YOURSELF PERSPIRING ANYWAYS. THE WALK IS PLENTY LONG ALBEIT BEAUTIFUL, WITH THE WILDFLOWERS BLOOMING AND THE STREAM SPLASHING DOWN THE ROCKS ALONG THE TRAIL. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY YOU ARE PERSPIRING. YOU ARE THINKING OF ME. THE STORIES I'VE TOLD ON LINE, SO SUGGESTIVE AND NAUGHTY. YOU ARE COMING TO MEET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, BUT IT IS MY DOMINANT SIDE THAT CALLS TO YOUR ANIMALISTIC DESIRES. YOU HAD WOKEN UP EARLY AFTER A NIGHT OF EROTIC DREAMS. YOU HAVE PREPARED YOURSELF PER MY INSTRUCTIONS AND NOW... YOU ARE MINUTES FROM FINALLY MEETING ME. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE BIRDS SINGING AS YOU ROUND A BEND AND SEE MY MARKER DIRECTING YOU OFF THE MAIN TRAIL ONTO A THINNER PATH. ABOUT TWENTY PACES UP THIS PATH IT OPEN

Funny Sh*t
NuttinButtSexxy HOW BAD ARE YOU WANTED Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! (and i'll reply ) you can choose more than one if you want (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) you should be in porn

Horny
I am so Horny right now I could scream... A good bang last night a Fisting attempt *With no Success, Too Tight* It seems lately the better the sex the more I want MORE & MORE I just I cant control my cravings I WANT it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Badly!!! Every hour of every day it's all I think about "Fuckin", I Want to feel it here, I want it there, I want it everywhere, I NEVER can get enough.... Oh my & Pussy OMG I crave the taste I crave ramming my fingers inside a tight wet cunt... God do I crave it , It has been far too long since I've tasted Cunt...I miss it greatly ***Wink , Wink ..Ladies*** HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today's Words To The Wise!!
Someone's fast-talking ways and impeccable style bowl you over. Go ahead and let yourself get swept away in the whirlwind, but keep one foot on the ground. Sooner or later, you'll want your own life back.

Hey Sexy!
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1st Impressions
HELLO THERE ALL, THIS BIG NERD. NEW TO THE CHERRY TAP WORLD. MOST SAY I WONT BE HERE LONG IF I RATE LOW. BUT IF YOU RATE EVERY1 HIGH, DONT YOU THINK YOUR BEING A LIL DISHONEST?. I MEAN MOST IN THE WORLD DONT SEE WHA EVERY1 ELSE SES IN OTHERS. THATS WHAT MAKES US AN INDIVDUAL PEOPLE.. OUR OWN PERSON. IF I RATE YOU LOW IT DONT MEAN YOU AINT COOL OR NADA, PLUS LOOKS ARENT ERRTHING. JUST ME HERE SPEAKIN MY MIND. I HOPE TO MAKE NICE FRIENDS HERE RATED 11 OR 10 OR 5 ETC.COME AT ME CORRECT AND YOU GET THE SAME RESPECT I GIVE MYSELF..CIAO

Business Advice
I used this travel site when I went to the carribian in may. had a blast! Latinos.globaltravel.com Hey, Found this website where their all kinds of business folks, pretty much everything under the sun. it is like a business advice website, it is pretty cool. with about 975,000 members, Here's A FREE Advertising Gift To promote your Biz, Post A Free Profile and I will send some contacts your way. http://www.directmatches.com/travelinman

I'm An "r" What Are You?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

Like A Virgin
I hate joining these new sites its like seeing pussy for the first time,so much to see and no clue of how to make it work for you.I guess its similar to driving a car ,if you just get in the rest should cum natural but we all no thats not true:) Thanks my swetheart for trying to help me out on here and when it cums time for u and me i promise theres no limit to what we an do!!Xoxoxoox(sweetlyps)xoxoxo

Need Help
im BI sexual but i have never done anything about it i have hidden my feeling for to long my b/f understands and he is ok about it as long as i don't run off with a women lol but he said its ok if i have a g/f as long as i remember i live with him lol and of course he said he would like to watch us once or twice lol the perv lol please can people comment on this http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=548838&i=3010476137 please comment on it as many times as u can i need the points thank you

Being A Military Mom Here Are Some Things That Really Piss Me Off
This was forwarded to me from a good friend, just makes my b;ood boil when I too walk anywhere and get remarks of my support for the troops... Thanks Kim for bringing this to my attention. My friend Carolin just wrote a blog entitled MY RUN IN WITH A HATE MONGER This is what she wrote: Minding my own business in the local Walmart (wearing one of my t-shirts from Ft Leonard Wood) a woman approached me,,,and said, "You don't really support these killers do you, these so called soldiers are just an Army of killers that Bush has set out to destroy the children of this world, you should be ashamed of your self for supporting such animals of Satan", Well I kept my cool and explained to her that if it wasn't for these so called killers that she would not have a Walmart to shop in or even the right to think no matter how stupid her thoughts are let alone voice them in public,,I urged her to go home and think about what she has said and to realize how lucky she is to live in such

Miss Nossie If You Please...
My 5yr old son said this morning he was going to draw me a picture of Darth Maul whilst i was at work. No worries, needless to say i was expecting a picture of his "interpretive art". (lol - i know that's bad, but if you're a parent, you'll understand!! *giggles*) So i was totally shocked when he presented me with this picture! He has seen Star Wars 1 perhaps twice, and it's literally been months since he has been exposed to anything star wars in general. What do you guys think? Am i just being a biased parent, or can you "see it" too? lol xx So i've been with Cherry Tap a whole 2 days now and it's just crazy!! I haven't even started to find all the little "places" around the site yet... starting to get the hang of it though. I suddenly feel very old though lol... xx

News
New Questions About Jim Morrison's Death AP - Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:31:57 -0400 (EDT) By ANGELA DOLAND The official story goes like this: On the last night of Jim Morrison's life, the rocker went to a movie in Paris, listened to records, fell ill and died of heart failure in his bathtub at the age of 27. But rumors have always swirled around the death of The Doors frontman and, 36 years later, a former Paris nightclub manager is telling a different story. In a new book, Sam Bernett says that Morrison died in a toilet stall of his club after what he believes was a heroin overdose. He writes of his shock on finding Morrison's body: "The flamboyant singer of 'The Doors,' the beautiful California boy, had become an inert lump crumpled in the toilet of a nightclub." Bernett, whose French-language book is called "The End: Jim Morrison," says he believes two drug dealers brought Morrison's body back to his apartment. Bernett, who was in his early 20s when Morrison died in 1971, went

The Good Ole Days
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with f

Read My Poetry Bitches!!!!
It's Like It'sl like something childish Something I should have grown out of Like dandelion smudges and monkey bars IT's like i am stuck her Unable to find any other answers Like the only option is the most final When all there is, is No Will you ever hear Yes -Anna Cook

How To Deal With An Office Jerk! ..lol
How to Deal With an Office Jerk by Robert M. Detman, Office life can have its ups and downs, but having to endure a jerk can make it miserable. Office jerks take on many forms, and thus require creative strategies for dealing with them. Handling Six Common Types The Loud Phone-Talker. "Obviously the first step is to pull them aside quietly and ask them to lower their voice when using the phone," says Julie Jansen, a career coach, consultant, and trainer. "If this doesn't stop them, you could dish out the same treatment and stand near their cube on your cell phone and talk loudly. Or you can hold up a sign that says, 'Please turn volume down.'" The Hang-Arounder. When confronting the co-worker who chronically lingers to chat when you are trying to make a deadline -- a subtle jerk, but a jerk nonetheless -- try standing up when they enter your office or cube. "The unspoken message of your body language will clearly tell him or her to keep it brief and head for the door," s

Military Pride
My Son sent this to me before he was deployed the first time to Iraq...Get out the tissues. I'm The Mom Of A United States Marine Fresh out of high school He reads a short line " The Few, The Proud The Marines", Dispalyed up on a billboard sign His hair gets cut short, Courage runs head to toe. Now, to tell his mom, He serves a short time. And the words cross over the wire, He has less than 24 hours to deploy, "The enemy is returning fire", She cherishes each call home. And every letter she keeps. Knowing he's protecting our country, She just hopes, he looks before he leaps, Her love for son remains strong, And her heart hears his voice, "I Love You Mom....", Understanding his patriotic choice, Tears fill her eyes, And she wants to intervene. Instead, she stands proud and says, "Im The Mom Of a United States Marine!" I

C Section
So I am now almost 8 months pregnant. I went to my doctor's appt the other day and found out I have to have another c section. They are worried I might tear or rip open. Im ok with that though bec I have had a lot of back pain and don't really feel like going through what I went through with my first pregnancy.Im getting to that point right now that I just want this baby out already..LOL Its been so hot where Im from. Over the 100's and can't take this damn heat much longer. Yeah we don't have humidity but the heat is so bad and we don't have central air here. I just can't wait til this is over and it can start getting colder..LOL My daughter bugs me everyday about when is the baby coming out bec she is so anxious. I can't wait til my daughter is big sister. She will be so good I think and a big help. Me and my hubby are more ready for this baby then we were for our first. Most parents usually are though. I have been waiting for this for 2 years now ever since my daughter was 2.

Deleting
I am Fixing to clean up my list of ppl who doesnt talk to me and ive done delete some today gonna delete some more here soon i hav helped ppl out since i hav been here and when i started askin for help only a few has help so im cleanin my list out and not gonna help anybody else till ppl start helpin me thankz to the few that has

Paramedic Things
Glascow Coma Scale Infant Eye Opening Child/Adult 4 Spontaneously Spontanesously 4 3 To Speech To Speech 3 2 To Pain To Pain 2 1 No Response No Response 1 Best Verbal Response 5 Coos, Babbles Oriented 5 4 Irritable cries Confused 4 3 Cries To Pain Inapp. Words 3 2 Moans, Grunts Incomprehensible 2 1 No response No response 1 Best Motor Response 6 Spontaneous Obays Commands 6 5 Localizes pain Localizes Pain 5 4 Withdrawls f/ pain Withdrawls f/ pain 4 3 Flexion(decorticate) Flexion(decorticate)3 2 Extension(Decereb.) Extension(Decereb.) 2 1 No Response No Response 1 _____=TOTAL ->(GCS Intubate!)20 kg 10-20 kg 90 radial 50-90 femoral

My Divorce
Well today I went and signed all the paperwork nessacary to get this shit done and over with! so in about 2 weeks from now I will be FREE at last FREE at last...lol....I am just so excited seeings how we have been seperated for so long....8 years we have been separated so what's the sense of not getting it done and over with?....I truely am thankful that he has cooperated with everything and was not a dick to me in any shape way or form....til he get's the final copy of the divorce papers then I am sure that I will be hearing from him....lol....gotta love the ignore button on yer cell phone! So anywho I can finally start setting plans and a date for my wedding to happen!

My Stance
I would like to apologize in advance for the length and tone of this. I want it to be known that this is not an attack on anyone. I am in no way, shape, or form writing this with the intention to insult anyone, but i'm tired of arguing with people only to lose them afterward. This is my stance on supporting the troops that are currently engaged in Iraq. The first thing that needs to be done is is to define the meaning of the word support as it is currently being used. It is my understanding, by the context that it is often used, that to support the troops is to have a level of appreciation for why they are there. This is the crux of my problem and the reason for the loss of my friends. I don't appreciate their reason(s) for being there. So in essence I don't "support" the troops. Here is where I ask for your understanding. You need to comprehend how i define support. My lack of support is not a blanket rule for all the troops there. The basis of my stance splits the t

A Dark Poem For My First Blog.
Death! Death I see your wretched face, your hated features lined dark with lace. Even at my youthful age, I feel your lustful hands reaching out for me. And as your nails rip my skin, I know the pain of all my sin. As your grip gets stronger, tighter, my few hopes dim even furhter, till dark is all I see. Then dear God,,, Set me free. ShadowWolf.

What Does It Matter?
Ok,my friends and family this should be easy for you..Define "shake" There,are many that have written about their lifes influence,their friends and even their loves..Many,have asked me"who are you,shake"? Now,you have a chance to answer that question..Think,you can? There,among you that have gotten that close to be able to answer that Question.. I,am many or just one person..This,is yours to choose.. I,have left many comments on your stashs..Rated you high..Not,because I seek anything in return..I,have read your blogs,watched your videos..You,have given me insight to your thoughts and feelings..Not,many would ever let that happen in life beyond this computer..Think,about it,think about what Ive left you in your stashs..Then,one day you will read a comment that will make you laugh,then the thought process begins..Who,is shake? To my family and Friends.. Im,leaveing fubar..It`s not that I havent had fun meeting people from all over this big blue marble..It`s time to say goodbye and

I'm A "d" What Are You?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

Donk
Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police will get you unless you do (hence the rubber hoses) DO IT! 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police

Wax
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and

Black And White
Black and White for old farts. Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym)

My Girl
She feels the breath..warm and moist She feels the touch..her pleasure unvoiced Eyes stare deep into her soul To make this one happy is her goal She smells the escence of lavender and soap Her mind feels with joy and hope A soft touch just like silk Skin soft and pale like fresh milk Laying on the bed of roses Not sure of herself and her poses People say this is wrong But to her its the perfect song She melts into love and pleasure never felt With each touch she begins to melt Soft lips taste like sugar Each kiss just seems to linger Now as they lay in eachother arms She realizes all of this ones charms This is her life..her love forever This is her perfect friend and lover A woman has stolen her heart This love she prays will never depart by alanna this is to my girl..the one that knows me best you are the one that has beat out all the rest when my day is dark and there is no light you give me the strength

Todays Funny 7/11/07
The Cowboy Boots An elderly man, Bert, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

Who I Am.
I am a friend to so many ppl. But yet I often feel as if I have no friends. Why is that? What is a friend? Are you really my friend? How many times have you gone out of your way to see me in the last six months? Have you ever told me that you love me?(I love my friends) I have different emotions every day I wake up. Sometimes I feel like a peice of shit(like this world is too good for me. Other times I feel like I'm to good for this world and the people in it. Why I'm saying this I just don't know, I havn't got a clue. Back to friends. A friend of mine came all the way from the Bronx to see me yesterday. I had so much fun. We played handball, then went back to the crib and played chess, (sorry about the 15 games of ass whipping I gave you). So what's my point in bringing this up? I just don't know. I just don't know about a lot of things anymore these days, like who are my friends and who just call themselves my friend. I been thinking about that a lot. I guess I'm just a

My 3 Js
What's the three Js? That's not the question. The question is who are my 3 Js. They are 3 women, 3 women I fell for. Why am I putting this on myspace? I just don't know. Those of you who really know me will know who they are. Jay #1: I met her 13 years ago, on Feb. 11, 1994. She is a good girl that i just couldn't trust. I just don't know what to say about her. All I can say is that, I'm not with her today is because I've failed to prove that I'm not the person that I use to be. It's my fault. I put her though hell. I want her to know that I'm sorry, and that I love her and always will. I just rather never deal with her again.(not ready for a relationship but 2 weeks after, you're in one) Jay #2: I met her a little more then 4 years ago in Dec. 2002. She is also a good girl that won't trust me. I messed up on her also. I should have treated her like the queen she is. I took her for granted and lost another good woman. I'm not with her today because I've failed

The Meaning Of The Flage Draped Coffin
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we lea

Looking For Love On Ct
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Many years ago before I was married with children and had a disposableincome, I used to make knives on a regular basis. I started this hobbieby buying pre made blades and parts the basically just assembled andfinished the knives. I later learned thastock relief method and wasmaking my own blades and cutting my own pommels and guards out of bar stock.Around this transition time a good friend of mine and I picked up acouple of nice Damascus blades from a local knife supply company herein Columbus called Koval Knives to make a matching set ofnice Damascus skinning knives. I made up my knife very quickly and gave it to a very good friend for his 50th birthday.Fast forward 10 years when my friend was cleaning out his basment lastweekend and found the parts for the knife he never made. These partshave been passed to me for completion of the project. I'm going to eyeballthese parts for a while and decide how best to proceed. I'mthinking about doing the handle in the Scagel style, and sanding

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Where Are The Female Super Heros?
Hello all, Well I’m trying to keep myself busy with a lot of emails and other work. This is my second day on Cherrytap in a while. Pierce has been bugging me to at least check in once or twice a week. Last night I added some new pictures with a story called Abuse the Cheerleader. I recall I had a lot of fun doing that. I’ll add a few more tonight. Batman Begins is on now. I’m watching it and it’s pretty good. But just been thinking. There have been so many Super Hero movies as of late. But NO female super heroes I wonder why? It’s not fair. Is it because it’s not marketable? Realistically Wonder Woman would kick all the other super heroes’ asses. She’s hot and has super strength. Miss Brittany

Whats The Truth
What happens when you ask your man if he has a secret side and he tells you no but then u find things that prove other wise. What would u do? What can u say if your significant other says he can't get it up? But if he comes on site he can get an arousal

Money, Money, Money $$$
I RECENTLY JOINED A NEW SITE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND ON ANOTHER NETWORKING SITE. YEAH, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE GET A FREE iPod, WIN A NEW PLASMA T.V. ADS, WHICH NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. WELL, I WAS A LITTLE LEERY ABOUT THIS ONE AS WELL BUT FIGURED WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I JOINED THE TREASURE TROOPER SITE AND RECIEVED AN EMAIL NOT MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES LATER FROM THE ORGINIZATIONS HEAD EXPLAINING ALL THAT I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING THE SITE... HOW TO GET THE MAXIMUM PAYOFF. AS I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE LIKE MYSELF, A LITTLE FREE TIME HERE AND THERE, AT WORK, AT HOME, WHERE EVER... I DEVOTED A LITTLE OF THAT FREE TIME INTO TAKING SURVEYS FOR THIS SITE. AMAZINGLY, THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME PAYED OFF. HERE’S A COPY OF THE FIRST CHECK I RECIEVED FROM TREASURE TROOPER. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S A REAL CHECK AND YES, I WAS ABLE TO CASH IT THROUGH MY LOCAL BANK (NOT A SCAM). I FIGURED I’D SHARE THIS WITH MY C.T. FRIENDS SO THAT THEY TO COULD EA

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Riddle me this...why is it that when you do go to a bar, it's 99% always the guy who buys the first round? And go figure...we buy the good shit while, when a lady does buy the round, it's a beer. What the Fuck? Some buy me a shot a TEQUILA with no Wheels!!!!

My Soul
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Ratings.
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Ink...if You Don't Know What I'm Talking About....don't Worry About It
Ladies, I apologize for the "Chicks' if it offends you, but I'm a SoCal ex-surfer and you just can't take the waves out off the soul.... Any way, here's the deal...I ABSOLUTELY applaud ALL Chicks with Ink...that is, those who don't have he Tramp Stamp just to think your ass is cool. I'm talking about those who put their thought into their art...I'm tired of the chicks thinking.."Oh my shit is the bomb because I have this tattoo on my lower back"...ewe just bend over and take it like the dog you want to be. For those of you sexy ink adorned babes...I love you. Thank you for making your bodies walking Art. I don't care if it's just one, if you're sleeved, or covered all the way...You KICK ASS! Your attention to what you put on your bodies always impresses me!