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T-g-i-f
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, > there was a > > blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, > "T-G-I-F." > > > > He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." > > > > She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more > slowly. > > > > He again answered, "S-H-I-T." > > > > The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she > smiled her > > biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, > "T-G-I-F." > > > > The man smiled back to her and once again, > "S-H-I-T." > > > > The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, > "'T-G-I-F' means > > 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" > > > > The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, > It's Thursday."
Southern Born Southern Bred
TEXAS: Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous. And not becuase of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fuckers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
Rules For Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. 3. Owner of the course must approve the equipment before play may begin. 4. For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course. 6. Unlike out door golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. 7. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention being give
Pit Bulls
Vick Case Sheds Light on Dogfighting By Tom Weir,USA Today Posted: 2007-07-19 14:06:35 (July 19) - No matter how Michael Vick's indictment on charges of operating a dogfighting ring is resolved in court, allegations against the NFL star have forced mainstream America to confront the grisly image of canine death matches. Karen Tam, AP This videotape shows dogs fighting in 1997. "When you go to where these fights have happened, you'll find a couple of dog corpses or a pit full of blood," says Mack Dickinson, a Louisiana state trooper who heads that state's dogfighting investigations. < Previous 4 of 5 Next > Law enforcement and animal-protection advocates who have participated in raids on the type of enterprises that the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and three other men are accused of running say the reality of the dogfighting underworld is even worse than most people can imagine. They say seized dogs inevitably are euthanized, the plywood walls of the typical fighting ring
2007
So I moved to Vancouver, Washington on the last day of May this year. It's now July 20th. I did have some lazy days through out this month and 20 days, but I have lost 10 pounds since moving here. Maybe in another 1 1/2 months i'll have lost 10 more. lets hope so. lol So yesterday I had a drug test and physical for a job i'm hoping to get. easy job too, like 12 dollars an hour to clean parks. yea, I'm excited. Anyways, I had to drive for half an hour to get to where my physical takes place, and by time I get near my destination, I realize I'm wearing the dorkiest boxers I could possibly wear while someone examines my body. My Scooby Doo "Do Not Open Til XMAS" boxers. Yea, they're red and green and have scooby on them.
Setting Back The Race
Circus Oral Sex the Magic of " Deep Throat" Sword swallowers who can swallow a non-retractable solid steel blade at least two centimetres wide and 38 centimetres long are recognised by the SSAI (Sword Swallowers' Association International). While that is impressive, I doubt that it feels very good. In a study of Sword Swallowers' Forty-six SSAI members took part in the study, 19 had experienced sore throats whilst learning, many had suffered lower chest pain following some performances, and six had suffered perforation of the pharynx and oesophagus, one other was told a sword had 'brushed' the heart. While I have received some truly AMAZING head only 1 woman has actually taken me into her throat and gone nose to stomach. It felt great but the shock of the sight of what she'd done was difficult to categorize. It was like watching some of the things Chris Angel does on "MINDFREAK" it is a sight I won't soon forget. Now to the mechanics of the act esophagus, the idea is to like
Something About Stacey
To all who have accepted Stacey as a friend....I am Stacey's friend,Katt,I run Stacey's page for him since he is currently incarcerated....if you would like to write to him you will find his address below...he is a great guy and needs penpals.... Katt My direct address Thank you for taking the time out for me and I'm looking forward to getting to know you. write me Stacey Taylor - J75560 k.v.s.p. B7-203U P.O. box 5102 Delano,Ca 93216 I will get a direct letter quicker than an email
Fubared Right Up My.......
Why does it seem that I am so forgettable? What is it that I am doing that makes it easy for males to break my heart? Do I have an invisible target on my forehead saying something to the effect of... EASY TARGET: STRIKE HERE: with a pic of my heart? I swear.. if people are not able to keep promises..they really shouldnt be making them. Do people not see, that we as humans, take for granted that they are not going to lie to us, and make us feel bad? God, I wish I knew what I was doing to let people think its ok to use me as an emotional punching bag.? I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change
Holy Shit
Is anyone else out there sick of television advertisers insulting out intelligence? Case in point. In a nice apartment in a city somewhere, a young man introduces his girlfriend to his parents who come from a different country. The father, in broken English, asks the son if he can use the bathroom, and while in there, discovers his son's body spray and accidentally sprays some on himself. Upon returning to the living room where the family is gathered in conversation, the young woman sniffs, turns and starts with this ridiculous dance and going "bom chika wah wow". Come on people, How annoyingly stupid can you get. The novelty wore off of those commercials after the first one. These are almost as annoying as the one with the young woman in a doctor's office in a neck brace. The doctor tells her that she has beautiful hair and then wants to discuss how she got herself in a position to have said neck brace on. Change scene to some women in a waiting room o
Kaleak Has Left The Building
Kaleak No longer wanted this account and did not want to waste the level ups everyone helped her get and asked me if i would take it over.Her vic will be ending the 11th of next month for she has already cancelled it out.I am SouthernBelleKathy.If you want some 11's before they end here then give them to me & i will give them to you.Come one come all!!!
Contest
i'm in a contest and need all the help i can get please please please leave a rating and a comment
Invite To The Fubar
Welcome to the FUBAR! Come join us at the FUBAR) Your FUN-tastic Unique BAR online. Join us for Fun, Music and Chatting, in an online social environment. Fellowship Unique Bonding Alliance Round-up A place where you have FELLOWSHIP with those of like mind. A UNIQUE experience can be found as you travel through the site BONDING with other FUBAR goers. You can form ALLIANCES with other , Own your own Lounge and make contest to find out if your Hot or Not. In the final ROUND-UP you may just find that extra special person. So enjoy your visit to the FUBAR. Join us at the FUBAR (then add your link). I am sure you will enjoy your time here as We do. Gegi
Just For Laughs
Y CANT A WOMAN BE A FRIEND WITH A MAN WITHOUT THINKING ITS ALL ABOUT SEX? I LIKE TO HAVE A MALE FRIEND TO HANG OUT WITH. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
F U Bar...have A Drink On Me!
Need more sleep. I came off of the road this morning, and after 24 hours of constant travel, I'm feeling it. I got to see some wonderful sites though. I drove up me-26 (Maine) and the view was amazing. The smell of fresh pine, nothing man-made for about 70 miles. IF you ever get a chance to go up that road, I'd suggest it. DON'T FORGET THE CAMERA!
Wt Hell?
ok so i take a pic of a t shirt and i put it in my default and i caption it and it is just writing and all and so i figure wthell ill put it my default thinking nothing of it ok i put more than one they are shirts for cripes sake one said "trust me im naughtier than i look" right so nothinig nsfw about that and the other and i can see a little why the last one was marked has nothing to do with being naughty it says "why can't i be rich instead of good looking ?" ok if u ont think i am thats your crap to deal with becase i could careless what you think ill still give your pictures tens regardless because im nice like that but when u think a shirt is nsfw ,and bear in mind im not standing up naked holding it or anything like that i was just wearing one and hlding the other to my chest which is also covered by another shirt and taking the picture , then ok you have lost you everloving bloody mind because IT IS JUST A FREAKING T SHIRT PEOPLE ! i mean really some one goes across the t
Miss Her
Ever Love Someone So Bad It Hurts? - Well I Do And To See Her Go On Dates Or Hear Her Talk About The Other Guys Just Kills Me Little By Little On The Inside
Taps
Im sorry That I bought you roses to tell you that i like you. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice, not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you o
New Bombing Family
glitter text 1. NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS GIVEAWAY 2. COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED 3. YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB YOUR PICTURE 4. DOES NOT MATTER WHAT LEVEL THE BOMBER IS 4. YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE PRIZE UNLESS YOU REENTER FOR ANOTHER PRIZE (Different Pictures) LOOK AT THE PRIZES FOR THE GIFTS: PM me with the picture you want (NO NSFW) entered and the prize you would like to receive...All gifts will be given the day after you reach your goal. tx_flutterby{Owner of The Rogue Bombers}@ fubar overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text
Plz Repost For Me !!!!! Amber Alert!!!!
All The Dsc Members
sorry that i havent been sendin back comments to the ones that have been commentin me ..but as soon as i can i will comment u back ..thank u all how have been leaving me comments and also to the new DsC.i will fan u and rate u when i can sorry if dont get to u for a while
Surgery Coming Up
Public
Saturday after noon I won tickets to the Jingle Rock concert! I have been trying to win tickets for the last month... Had to be caller 25 and I was always number 9, 15 or 20. The first two times I called it was busy then I finally got through and won tickets to Jingle Rock. Here's the link if anyone is interested and I got some awesome seats too!!: http://mix969.com/pages/promo/jingle_rock/layout.html The concert is Friday Dec 14th this is gonna be who I get to see: Lenny Kravitz Emerson Hart from Tonic Finger Eleven Dolores O'Riordan from the Cranberries Just wanted to share my cool news :-D Sex is like a Gas station. Sometimes you get full service Sometimes you have to ask for service And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service... NATURAL HIGHS 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing
Loveable!!
Alright everyone.....I really need your help. I need to get 15,000 comments in a month. That's it, if I do that, I get a 1 month VIP....and believe me - I will certainly be visiting all of you with it because I know there are lots of pics and stuff I have not rated.....I answer the calls for help when sent out, and now I am asking all of you - my friends, family, and DSC Crew to visit the link below and comment - even a few help! A BIG lovin thank you to all who have visited so far and left comments....YOU ROCK! A DAD'S STORY - A good story (please take the time to read) On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC , for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman ask
Stop Harrassing Fornicates!!!!
I have really fuckin had it..... I have not had to bring out the reale bitch in me in a long time..... FORNICATES is one of my 3 best friends on here!!! You GUYS stop harrassing her....... Lemme tell you GUYS something... to those GUYS that are harrassing her.... just remember something ... 5.0
Fubar Blogs
1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" 2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." 3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." 4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" 5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." 6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?
Vacation
to all my friends i will be out of town with my kids on a camping trip my boys are dying to go fishing so muah to all
Truth
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN AN HOUR MATTER OF FACT SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN THE SHOWER SO GET TO STEPPIN
Aggitated
Angel
NEED SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PUT MUSIC IN A LONGUE AND TEACH ME PLEASE I AM BEGGING 4 HELP.. THANKS ANGEL HELL LONGUE ANGEL People Ask" How can you be friends with someone you have never met?" I tell them" You have never been online I bet!". It's something people offline will never understand. You open up your heart to friendship with your typing Hands. It's a world full friendship at your finger tips, there is so much. Online, it only takes a heart to reach people with your touch. First you start out online, surfing all around. Next thing you know a great friend will be found. You will chat a lot and surf cyberspace. Soon it will be your second home, a comforting special place. A Friend to share your dreams and your tears and to help each other wipe away life's fears. You will share life together and help each other along You will make it thru bad weather because friendship is so strong. No matter how far apart you go, your keyboards will keep you together. and in your heart you w
Lyrics I Like
Another Song Parody - This one based on Shaun Cassidy's "That's Rock 'n' Roll" - Enjoy! *********** Well I was surfing the web from home When a friend messaged me on my phone It was a website They said to try out. Its called Fubar. So I set upMy account Became a fan and rarely log out Cause I enjoy it, While in the Blast Box When at Fubar.
My Words (7)
Life Life is nothing but a dream drifting far from reality a dream so far away from truth a vision so blurred we can barely see ================================================================ SIMPLY LIFE We take the chances get bruises fall... hurt others... and are foolishly denying the pain some of us are on the other side of the tracks in this world really things are all black and white watching our future fade is an option some of us accept in this cruel world you only have yourself so many lies and deceit in peoples eyes... loving people to your best ability no one said this life would be easy but we all play the part of disguising the hurt but why??? isn\'t it OK to cry??? but there are so many unanswered questions in this world... i have not been called a genius or even a know-it all BUT ITS SIMPLY LIFE =============================================================== Who can i ( my life) So much is happening at once in my
I Got New Pics Up Not Alot But I Got Tons More Juss Have'nt Had Time Too Put Em Up Check Em Out Ty
Seven Spanish Angels
Win A Sigtag
Win a personalized sigtag Would you like to win an original personalized sigtag made by me personally, all you have to do is going to the link below and rate my friends pictures then let me know you have down them, in return i will make you your own special graphic di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)) (BRITS ON TOUR)@ fubar
Love... .or Lack There Of....
low is the moon as alone I seek this place drawn here as time stands still for my troubles I seek to erase. mother earth now cradles her heavenly child with love as I find my place in shadows... for I find comfort in the night above. this place is my domain that which eases my weary soul lost now in the division of what it needs..what it wants hold- my arms reach out as I call to the shadows in the night help me- my kindred friends... guide me in my plight... I need your comfort and wisdom now in this time of want am I to go on forever alone.. will these feelings forever haunt...? I'm torn.. feel drawn apart inside- I want the pleasure of the flesh.. but must my soul fade out and die.....? my heart grows tired... for I've sought my peace in thought I've tried to find my comfort in the words that others brought.... yet something remains just out of reach for alone I feel inside... am I to go on as two for my one.. I can not
Honestly
Can you honestly say that you have lived a happy life?...would you be able to look back three years from now and say oh yeah that was the best day of my lif...? I mean one of the best days of my life was getting back in contact with a person that i didnt speak too for a few years, then a year later getting pregnant and haveing my last daughter...I can say that was the happiest moments in my life..yes there was tears and heartache in that time but fuck it was all worth it to me... I can look back and say This is where I belong... can you say that? Does Noone Love Me Anymore? ~cries~
Rain
Well folks, I am going to drive to New York this evening. I will be heading out at about 6 p.m. and won't be here for two days. The reason forthis trip is to keep two appointments with NYU, and to prepare for the fall term. This means I will not be online for a couple of days, and I will let everyone know how my trip up there turns out. It's supposed to rain. Rain is nothing less than the tears of angels, who mourn for a soul lost in the emptiness. And the emptiness is when the heart has known pain too long, and finally feels anything no more. When the mind has thought so much, that it thinks no more. Leaving the body free and unguided. Leaving only the most primal of actions, for the mind no longer thinks, there is no logic. The heart no longer feels, there is no emotion. There is the animal left. There is only the beast. There is only the monster within. It's supposed to rain... do the angels mourn for me? The world fades away into the deepest of black. The brightest of day
Fantasy Short Story
The Last One Is Coming...

Trees Lmao!!
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It’s neither, however, ....... .............. it’s the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in.
In Da House
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Is Anyone Out There? I am a engaged mother of 5. I live in Amarillo, TX. If you want to know more, drop a line or 2.
Sorry People
ok people i hate to say this but here goes, my computer crashed and i lost everything. so if u had an ID request im not goin to be able to do it, sorry. i lost the software and all my templates. i get my computer back tomorrow, but i wont have the ID stuff for a little while. when i get it ill post bulletins and blogs letting u know. thanx everyone and have a great day. ok people i hate to say this but here goes, my computer crashed and i lost everything. so if u had an ID request im not goin to be able to do it, sorry. i lost the software and all my templates. i get my computer back tomorrow, but i wont have the ID stuff for a little while. when i get it ill post bulletins and blogs letting u know. thanx everyone and have a great day. ok people i hate to say this but here goes, my computer crashed and i lost everything. so if u had an ID request im not goin to be able to do it, sorry. i lost the software and all my templates. i get my computer back tomorrow, but i wont have the ID
A Dream
Friend Requests
BEFORE HITTING THE 'ADD FRIEND' BUTTON, READ THE DAMN BLOG!! I AM GETTING 75-150 FRIEND REQUESTS EVERYDAY. I AM NOT AND WILL NOT ADD THAT MANY PEOPLE TO MY FRIENDS LIST! This is CherryTAP people, not MySpace. I am not here to have a Friends List that can circle planet Earth. I’m keeping it managable. I will only accept Friend Requests from those whom I feel I have something in common. I am not here for the rating, points, or monumental friend lists. One real friend is worth 1000 fake ones. So save yourself the time and humiliation. Read my personal information, if we have nothing in common... DON'T ASK ME TO BE A FRIEND. For those of you who fly in, hit the 'Add Friend' button and fly right back out, you can bet your sweet ass I'm not going to bother visiting your site to check you out. You have qualified for an immediate DENY. What the hell is with you idiots who come back and hit the 'Add Friend' button 2 minutes after I deny you the first time? All that gets you
Sexiest Milf
come on in and help the beautiful MILF by rateing her and leaving a few comments,,all favors will be returned thanks HEY EVERYONE COME ON IN AND RATE AND BOMB THIS BEAUTIFUL MILF PLS PLS PLS.....THANK YOU
New Cherry Name
ok people i heard it every day i need a new fubar id name so leave me a comment with what name u would like me to be called lol i`ll pick the 1 i like and guess i`ll give that person a gift or some them they want, lets keep it some what clean lol plez dont be shy plez help me pick a name thank you mike
For My Italian Friends
As I am living in my grandmothers old house now - I feel like I am immersed these thoughts. I feel like a piece of her spirit is in mine as I move through this house and the memories of the old italian ways that were my Grandma's become so vivid. When I saw this piece, it really touched me- because its exactly the thoughts that are coming to my mind now. It made me smile and even cry a little. If you are Italian with grandparents "off the boat" I know you will find a few precious thoughts in here that will make you smile and warm your heart - Much love to you all. - Queen *** I am sure for most second generation Italian American children who grew up in the 40's and 50's there was a definite distinction between us and them. We were Italians, everybody else, the Irish, the Germans, the Poles, they were Americans. I was well into adulthood before I realized I was an American. I had been born American and lived here all my life, but Americans were people who ate peanut butter a
Gotta Start Somewhere
This site is new to me, gotta thank my real sister for inviting me to it and my Brother by choice for inviting her. :) Vlachus you scandral.
My B-day
my birthday is n five days if u wanna give me some gifts go ahead if u wanna do other things halla at me
7 Sings
Something Funny
My Life
Beware
Today my kids found out that their biological sperm donor does not want to see them ever again. You know that it takes two to conceive a child. But in todays world it only takes one to raise a child. No matter if the parents are together or they are with other people, you never give up on your kids. You don't turn them away like they are a lost puppy. You helped bring them into the world and no matter what you do your children have unconditional love for a parent.So parents you don't have to be best friends with the other parent but always realize that your kids come first...
Wtf?
Brothers( People In General)
why is it everytime that something happens it is always my fault. my brother is looking for something that is at our house. no big deal i told him that i would find it. well i tryed to find it and where it is at is the spare bedroom that we keep our junk in. my daughter and her cousin have toys in there so it is now our junk toy room. anyway i had put this thing in a heart shaped basket when i was going to move out. well i didnt end up moving anyway. so we put the stuff that i packed it the spare bedroom. it was somewhat cleaned up untill my old mans brother moved in and he cleaned up a spot for him in the room. anyway this is turning out long and i didnt want that so. now im being blamed for not putting it back in it spot. i understand that but i thought that i did put it back and now i cant find it at all. well im a little pissed so ill ttyl bye
~ Amusement Park Rides ~
On-Ride video of the Son of Beast taken in June 2006. There is a slight problem after the loop (my friend accidentally held down zoom LOL) but you get to see literally all the ride. Truly amazig coaster! Blue Streak The Blue Streak is the oldest operating roller coaster at Cedar Point. But make no mistake about it - this "woodie" still provides a great ride! After cresting the 78-foot-tall lift hill, riders experience more than a half-dozen hills, a hairpin turn and maximum "airtime!" Named after a local high school sports team, the wooden Blue Streak has given more than 54 million rides since its first summer 42 years ago.
Fubar Bouncer
Chinese Zodiac
The Chinese Zodiac Tiger im the tiger leader of all TIGER 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 ..> "Born leader" is the key word for the Tigers. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Tigers are respected for their courage, even from those working against them. Tiger people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Tigers are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry. Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places. Tigers are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Althoug
Xfentertainment
My 12in. Penis!!!
Not really...LOL. But while you are by, check out this video of Small Town Sleeper on tour w/ Daughtry right now! www.myspace.com/smalltownsleeper
Thank You
Thank you to every one who stopped by my contest pic and left comments on it for me. I came in second.
I Am Worth It
"You Are Worth It" 1. Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. 2. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. 3. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. 4. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life 5. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. 6. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. 7. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. 8. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest
And The Other Thoughts Of Life
kay, alot on my mind lately, working on organizing all the thoughts and stories of all the shit thats happened the last few years, mainly with guys, i plan on writing a nice long blog sometime before the end of the week probally on my day off (monday) but i'm not sure, im almost thinking id like to do a video rant instead, though i may come across kinda shy or stupid looking and may not get all of what i wanna say in because i'll get focused on a certain anger point, seems like i get screwd over by alot of men, though i gotta say others were less heartache because though i wanted to belive them after awhile i find out there lies or its too overwhelming whether they are or aren't but i didn't wanna stay and wonder for 2 of the guys but i ended up pushing most these guys outta my life, some of them still hurt me really bad though, scars are still there, still nothing in compared to recent because i didn't love those other guys so even though they hurt me alot it's not quite what i'm goin
Why Men Die First
Why Men Die First 2
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you a
My First Blog
Sorry wont be around till later today...I actually got tp go to work..UGH!! Hope You all have A Great Day!! *MUAH*!!!! ~Dee Now you gotta repost this as, "babe are you mine?" The 1st person to message you saying "I'm yours." ... will be your fubar sweetheart... you'd be surprised just who wants to be yours...you have to do this even if you are taken Just seeing what the blogs are like on here, I blog everything on my Yahoo 360
An Old Current Event That I Wrote On 9/11 Attacks
Current Event(9-11) Its the 5th anniversary of the September 11th, terrorist attacks, and tonight at 9:00 Mr.George Bush the President of the United States will be giving a speech about how this attack on the United States changed us all. The one thing everybody is asking "Where were you on 9/11"? Well i was not at school like people were i was actually at a wedding in New York City like 25 blocks down from the World Trade Center(Twin Towers),but the horrible this is that i had family members in the North and South tower. This is the worst day of my life one that i more definitely will never forget about that forever. I just wish that most of the kids in the United States would understand what all of the Victims families are going through. If only our school would do a memorial service for 9/11 or at least just a moment or two of silence and maybe even a prayer. "Moment of Silence"< I know that's not part of the Current even but i really needed to do that its just really emotional tim
Help Out A Friend
A great friend of mine just joined Fubar about 3hrs ago .. What a surprise that NO ONE has been to her page but me and my wife ... Can you guys Please Please Please go show her some Fubar Lovin ... partygirl1975@ fubar Thanks A Lot ~Cowboy~
What's Up
Hello to everyone. Im a a newbie. I just created a page on here. My husband has been a member for some time now so I thought what the heck I would join too. So if you want to chat or whatever send me a msg. Hope to talk to you soon. Nails29
Gestbook
Native American Tribes
Language: Blackfoot, or Siksika, is an Algonquian language spoken by 8000 people in southern Alberta and northern Montana. The two main dialects are called Pikanii and Siksika Blackfoot. Many children are still learning Blackfoot, but the language is currently undergoing linguistic shift, with 'Old Blackfoot' being spoken by older generations and 'New Blackfoot' being spoken by younger ones. People: The Blackfoot Nation really consists of four distinct Blackfoot nations, who share a historical and cultural background but have separate leadership: the Siksika (which means Blackfoot), the Akainawa (also called Kainai or Bloods), the Pikanii (variously spelled Piikani, Pikani, Pikuni, Piegan, or Peigan), and the Blackfeet Nation. The first three nations are in Alberta, Canada, and the fourth is in Montana. ("Blackfeet," though the official name of this tribe, is actually a misnomer given to them by white authorities; the word is not plural in the Blackfoot language, and some Black
Epitaph
When your world is filled with gloom, And happiness can find no room. When desperation and strife, Have taken over your life. And the pain and despair You can no longer bare A quick solution I have found Sits within your grasp. A pretty pill Will kill your ills And leave this world behind you. You'll just slip into sleep, Where you'll no longer weep And you'll leave behind Your cares and woes While your eyes will forever close. Perhaps the afterlife, Will meet your needs Since in this life You will cease. I'll say a good night And kiss you my dear As the end It's drawing near. I'll slip into a deep repose, And leave behind To all of those that matter Shards of my broken heart, All torn and tattered. I wish you all a fond adieu, Don't be sad, And don't be blue. I'll be alright, I'll be just fine, Finally safe for hurt and harm Here in my afterlife. Farewell all... ADM XOXO
Newfu
newfu - my first level that means i'm newly fucked up, right?
Love Is By Charlene In Brazil
Love is Being happy for the other person When they are happy Being sad for the other person When they are sad Being together in good times And being together in bad times Love is the source of strength Love is Being honest with yourself at all times Being honest with the other person at all times Telling, listening, respecting the truth And never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is An understanding that is so complete that You feel as if you are a part of the other person Accepting the other person just the way they are And not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is The freedom to pursue your own desires While sharing your experiences with the other person The growth of one individual alongside of And together with the growth of another individual Love is the source of success Love is The excitement of planning things together The excitement of doing things together Love is the source of the future Love
Miscellaneous
A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked... One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow-driving habits. 'I can't stand it anymore,' she told him. 'Let's play a game...For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit (60 MPH) you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. * He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. * At 70 off came the pants. * At 75 it was her bra...and * At 80 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than he ever had before...he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree! His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. 'Go to the road and get help,' he s
Quotes
Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today- might burn your azz tomarrow. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke
Poetry One
no i don't care what they think 'wrong' is such a matter or opinion i will do as i please pleasure is what makes life good no body shud b denied that eva neva don't take it personal no body owns nE body eva neva its about freedom and pleasure get it rite A madness of empty weariness grips my mind. I've little will to do anything. All desire is but faded shadows and it matters naught. I feel the depression descending upon me. Its work already done in the quiet hours, unsuspectingly, has taken from me the will to fight its insidious intrusion. Suicidal thoughts flirt with my consciousness, whispering sweet nothings of the end of suffering.
Christians
I am proud to say that I can be a prayer warrior for God. I truly believe in the power of prayer. If anyone would like to be added to my prayer list just let me know and I will add you. God is so good to us and I thank Him for that. I thank God every day for all He has done for me and for all He has brought me through. He has done so much for me that I can't even begin to thank Him enough. I love the Lord God with all my heart and soul and I am proud to say that.
Heartless
For Me
You are everything to me Your smile touches my heart Your touch sets me free I love you today And all days that follow When you're not near My heart is simply hollow @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I know we could make it, if we had a start My love for you fills my soul Without you, I am not whole The love inside overflows for you I know a love so strong, must be true You are my heart, my soul, my night & day You'll always know this, I pray For with each moment, as time passes by We lose shared memories, and that's why I cry So, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and forever I will stop loving you NEVER! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I need you in my life., And I hope you need me too., Being with you is what I want., And loving you is all I want to do., Promise...You will always be my Baby.., and let me tell you... I Love You... I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I a
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Im Sorry
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new "one" comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm Sorry That i cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different. I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
Fun Stuff
Okay so heres an update i havent been on here in a while, i had to make a new cherry tap profile cause i couldnt remeber the passowrd and shit to my old one. Anyways i finaly got a job, i work at pudgees its a bar and resturant as a waitress on the airforce base where i live, I love it so far the girls i work with are really nice i make decent money and decent tips too. I needed a job, and it feels so good to work again. Scott and i are doing absoulutly wounderful he and i went to pudgees tomeet up with a few friends, and he danced with me which he never does cause he hates dancing lol. I had so much fun tho dancing, like noone was watching and even if they were oh well i aint embarrased, i admit i CAN dance very well just ask "vickie" lol. My legs are killing me tho. hehehe. Ive met some awesome people in the past 3 months too, chad, leezy, lester, amber H, jen, they have been amazing friends and awesome drinking buddies. I have also gotten more self confidence and self esteem, too in
Draco
life is short but not to long. everybody wants to live as long as they can.
Nsfw Folder Requests
Does anyone read my profile?? I asked her why she rated me an 8 but she wouldnt get back to me :P Another 1 LoL if you like these maybe i should start blogging my SB convos Lmao
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My friends are awesome!
Convicting Michael Vick Of Animal Abuse
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/vickpitbullfighting/ CONVICTING MICHAEL VICK OF ANIMAL ABUSE...petition text signatures email friends The petition I believe that Michael Vick known as the Atlanta Falcons quarterback should be prosecuted to the fullest extent for animal abuse and negelect where pitbulls are concerned. Vick was knowningly accused for pitbull fighting as well as having over 60 pitbulls on his property! I feel that this incident should be charged to the fullest extent due to the mere fact that he is looked up to as a mentor to our generation of children and has ashamed all that knows him. Just because he is recognized in the NFL does not mean he should get leniency due to the issues regarding animal abuse & neglect of these pitbulls that are thrown in pits to be trained. Our "PITBULL" problems are unjustified due to irresponsible ownership...hyped media and that is a huge issue of them being known as vicious animals and that is why they have such a bad rap!!! If
Ay Mi Amor
¡Ah mi amor! Yo le veo en mis sueños cada vez mis ojos admiran los cielos para un sueño pacífico. Cuándo usted toma mi duerme, consigo caliente y molestado perdiendo su toque, su beso, su sonrisa. ¿Dónde fue usted? ¿Por qué aquí soy dejado soñar acerca de usted cuando tengo suerte para oír su voz en un teléfono, mientras usted está a millares de millas? Cómo sea fácil para usted estar lejos de mí y me sale aquí solo, preguntándose lo que soy supongo hacer mientras usted es ido. La manera usted haría el amor a mí y haría mi entero soy me siento que bailaba arriba en los cielos, volando con los ángeles. ¿Regresará usted a mí como el hombre que tuvo el poder de hacerme deseo al hombre que usted estuvo a mí? ¿Piensa usted que acabo de aceptar usted cuando usted regresa, después de que cómo usted me hiciera me siento después de que usted fuera sacado de mi vida? ¡Sus palabras, sus palabras dañosas que dispararon por mi total que es, y dejó el corazón quebr
Horoscope July 21, 2007
You have a decision to make, but who says you have to make it right away? Weigh all the pros and cons. Most importantly, think about the possible ramifications. What can you live with in the long run?
Damn..
is this site all old people or what!
Your Erotic Mandala
Create your Erotic and Perfect Mandala Magic circles or mandala are symbols that form part of the knowledge you need to access the magic of eroticism. According to Tantric philosophy, once upon a time, the gods found an unnamed energy which vibrated in a perfect way between the heavens and the earth. They called it mandala, which means circle or circuit in Hindu. The Tao mandala: Ying and Yang Reading and studying have allowed us to reveal the millenary secrets of sexual magic. All the mysteries have been interpreted and explained in a practical manner, as exercises to be carried out in a certain amount of time and in a simple way, with the aim of heightening our level of sexual and spiritual consciousness through the different techniques. Mandalas are circles which power the electromagnetic field of our body and mind, concentrating in them all the images or symbols of the different dimensions or cultures. Owing to the high degree of chemical change at cell level occurring
Healing With Sex
http://www.wiccanredes.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=483 Healing With SEX Part 1: THE NEUROCHEMISTRY OF SEX Part 2: SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS Part 3: BIO-ENERGY AND SEX Part 4: SEX AND HEALTH Part 5: SEX AND REJUVENATION Part 6: SEX AND SPIRITUALITY Extrememly interesting..
Step Within My Darkness
I'm the one in your sweetest of dreams, Also the one in your worse nightmares. Sometimes you cry to me, Other times you run from me. I take you in my arms & hold you, Then I choke the life out of you. I look in your eyes & feel love, You look in mine only to see your death. I feel you reach out for me, Only for me to push you away & turn my back on you. You say you love me softly, Only for me to say, "I wish you were dead." As your dream comes to an end you wake, Only to realize it was me the whole time. I was my dream & you were a reflection... Of the other side of me. For I am my own sweet dream... But also my worse nightmare. Look in my eyes, What do you see? Look deep in my soul, Do you see happiness? If you do... Then the jokes on you. I hide behind a mask, My life is one big masquerade. I play the role the best I can, Only for the role to change. I try to keep up with the changes, Only to fall on my face. I look to find an Angel to help me, But all I
What Ever
so i lost my blog verginity...woo hoo... k im done
Stuff
My Love
Got Myspace.
This is Only For The Ladies. So Fellasz Sorry. Add My Myspace Acount. www.myspace.com/exclusiivekiid
Donnalisa
Would Anyone Like Me In Their Bomber Family!! :0)
Okies.. I am free and open once again... Lets try this again... If anyone would like to have me in their bomber family, or needs an Xtra person or girl...lol.. Just lemme know.. Or send me an email.... Just remember the MAIL here doesn't work all the time,.....lol.. Like the rest of this place....lol... I think it's INFECTED wiff ZOMBIES!!!! LMAO!!!!! Adn PLEASE stop by my Wonderful Beautifuls girl ANGELS place.. she is in a Best BOOTY contest... Please just leave a quick rate and some comments Please!!! She returns all love.... THankies... :0) CLick on this sign this is where she is in her contest go rate and comment please!!! :0)All help will do lots .. :) I wanna seee her win,. I Loves her.. hehe... :0) Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER & NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS@ fubar
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so now i understand by bush and cheany felt that we should go to "war"...george bush owns a factory that produces yellow ribbons...in his factory they make yellow ribbon stickers, yellow ribbon decals, some say support our troops (like we wouldnt support someone who is being forced to fight in a stupid war), yellow ribbon shirts, anything that has to do with a yellow ribbon is made by bush...this is how i figure it all went down...one day bush was sitting in the oval office playing game boy when cheany came in and told bush we needed to go to war so all his stocks in halliburton would go up and he could make like 50 billion dollars so bush argreed but then he asked "dick what can i do with my yellow ribbon sticker factory?" so cheany told him they would tell all the stupid americans to buy these ribbons so we can prove we are real americans...he also told bush to tell everybody "were gonna fight um over there so we dont have to fight them over here, but if we do have to fight um over h
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Cruisenights
ol' time bud,show some welcome! http://fubar.com/user/1570451 plan on doing the powertour to Somerset KY from Nashville,take the all original Z,or the the project IROC?
My Situation
I now have a place of my own and i will be moving in probably in the next few days,as for net access,it could be between 3-6 weeks depending on how fast Eircom gets off their arse and put a line in I will try get online as much as i can before i get back to normal I now have a phone line but now i have to wait for broadband to be put in so i'll be back to normal within 2-3 weeks As most friends on here now know that i have finally got out of London and moved to Ireland to be closer to my family,right now i do not have internet access until my new place is ready which right now could be 3-6 weeks but i will try and be here when i can so just to let you all know i've not gone missing but after being fucked around by Orange(my old UK ip) and moving here i've not been able to be online as much as i can
Gone Again
Just to let you know I will be gone again for a bit.. My Mother died last night about 8:00.. so I will be heading north again.. not sure about all details yet.. but if you are wondering why you are not seeing me much.. that's why.
Beer
this is the most retarded web sit ever I'm going back to myspace!!
New To Chat? Need A Good Place To Go?
This site has never been better than it is today http://chat.myfhn.net/index.php join and see what all the fuss is about...
Dresden Dolls
it was horrible, but I couldn't stop watching... see what you think. it's bad, right?