Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them,
The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert.
Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It’s neither,
however, .......
..............
it’s the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in.
