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Bloggin'
Tagged Ten Random Things Bout Me. 1.Im Allergic 2 Eggs And Never Leave Home Without Benedryl In My Pocket. 2.Im OCD about My Car..NO U Cant Eat In It ,No U Cant Drink In It..Or Smoke Orrrrrr Wear Jeans (studs fuck up interior to all hell fuck that noise) 3.I Hate Mess..If U Drop Sumtin Ima Be Behind U Pickin It Up As U Do...ask my kids 4.Otha Peeps Take Their Coffee Black Or White Sugar Or No Sugar...I Take Mine Black Wit Lemon Juice 5.I HAVE to Kno How Things Work..And If I Dont Ima Take Wateva It Is Apart N Find Out (I Have A XBOX 360 At Home That Found This Out Tha Hard Way...) 6.I Dont Eat Anythin That I Cant Put In A Sammich..Period(Yea Ull Regularly Find Me Eatin Noodle ,Pasta , Or Spagetti Sammiches) 7.Fred Dibnah Fascinates Me The Guy Was An Engineering GENIUS..If I Could Buy ANY House In Tha World Itd B His..It Was Recently Sold Complete Wit A Water Wheel And Working Mine Shaft Attached..Now Thats AWESOME 8.I Like 2 Draw Or Paint If Im Bored...Aswell
Oif 07-09
I have been deployed to Iraq for a little over a month now on my 2nd year long tour... It is amazing to see how much change has happened in the last 2 years I have been gone. I remember the first time I was here I was dissapointed in the Iraqi Gov. and their lack of ambition to do the right thing to allow the coalition forces to gt out o this country and turn it back over to the Iraqis. Now I see more and more checkpoints stopping vehicles, Less sectarian violence, more Iraqi Army recruits, and Infastructure improvements all over the place. Its looking like they actually are trying to take their country back... Hoorahay!!!!
Bio Blog
Jeremy Moses Biography Hi, I am Jeremy Moses, but on several message boards (and here on Fubar) I am more commonly known as JMos. I am an internet radio DJ/Programmer on Baby Dolls Radio, which is a fubar.com radio station and lounge. I am also the Lounge Manager of the same. I also am the editor of Tri-State Media Watch, which is a blog about Cincinnati, Ohio-area media (meaning radio, television and newspapers). I blog there every day during the daytime hours (9am-6pm) or whenever news breaks out about the local media. I live in Florence, Kentucky with 5 other people. My mom and stepfather live here. I have three brothers living here too. Andrew Herald, Mitchell Herald, and Mark Moses. I have a sister as well, Truly Moses. And she has a daughter, my niece, Novelei Robbins, who is 2. And since I mentioned that the man of the house is my stepfather, I have to mention that my father is actually living in Hamilton, Ohio. Larry Moses is 62 now, and still out there having fun li
Early Morning Laziness
To lazy to leave comments..so guess what? you get to see me instead..lol! Just a little youtube for some of my family members.. sorry I didn't do everyone..
Poems I Have Written
Friends are those To whom we can shout When the pain is too much And you need to cry out If you need a friend To listen to you shout I will be there for you To hear you cry out. When I was in pain You were there for me You helped me rise above And set it free Please let me be The same thing for you If I could remove your pain It's something I would do Sometimes the darkness Is our friend A sign that part of the journey Is at an end If we listen To the sound of our heart We will know it's time To make a new start If we do not And make darkness our guide Down to the pits Of hell we will slide Reach for the light Let it be your key to living a life And loving without fear The fear comes from the dark From the ego we endure When our hearts are bruised And achingly impure Love with your being Do not keep score And if it wants out Hold open the door Because to love without fear Is to free without concern Hopeful and with faith Tha
Response From A Rockstar To Their "fan" Part 2
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clowning dog, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if
Poeta : Tanka / Senryu : Thoughts Of Women
Thank you for the time Together we’ve shared so far Your hand held in mine Emotions so true My mind swimming, heart on fire I reach out for you When you said good-bye I’ve never felt pain so sweet Torn heart taught to fly
~say Your Prayers Little Fly..
I tell the fly's that , they land on my sink and even on the fly swatter. and I tell them "say your prayers" they don't hear me or even care.. "SWAT" I tell them I told you so.. hope you said a good one.. then whooosh~ down the sink.. I use lemon pinesol...
Rock Fans~
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and
Heaven Scent
There seems no justice when you fall in love It gives you blindness when you are the one The one that's hurtin' Cause they've got the gun There seems no justice when you fall in love Save me Don't let me fall Heaven sent I heard the call Stop me Don't let me go Touch my heart And let me know CHORUS: HEAVEN SENT Thought you would set me free HEAVEN SENT Thought it could never be HEAVEN SENT If I had only seen That you were burnin' the fire in me You turned my passion Most of my soul But I will come back Baby Stronger than before Take my feelin's Leave me in pain I will forget you One of these days Stop me From feelin' this way Heaven sent You drive me insane Hold me Don't let me go Touch me now And let me know CHORUS: Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Am I to blame I'm fallin' in love LEAD Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Heaven sent But you
Morning Rain
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..
Thorns
We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess thats why they say Chorus: Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Yeah it does I listen to our favorite song Playing on the radio Hear the dj say loves a game of easy come and Easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that youd be here right now If I could have let you know somehow I guess Chorus Though its been a while now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains Solo I know I could have saved a love that night If Id known what to say Instead of makin love We both made our separate ways But now I hear you f
Im A Believer..
Super Pissed
Dci Is Talking About Politics? Damn
Poeta : Tanka / Senryu
Existential truths Questions building on questions Yet where are the proofs? Convictions I own Solid yet open to change Carved in fluid stone A flow of sweet tears Crystal mirrors of the soul Treasure for the years
Dci Is Talking About Politics? Damn
Something told me to write a blog about what's going on in my mind. That is what blogs are for of course. I normally don't write blogs or my thoughts down because I would rather act on them then record them. I wanted to talk about Obama, race, and freedoms from a logical point of view. That is very hard to do without invoking an emotional response from people, but I will anyway. I'm just that kind of guy. Obama is in my opinion a physical representation of what the country wants to be, but didn't know how to go about it. He is of mixed race even though everything about him is black, all the way down to his wife and kids. On top of that he is idealistic. One thing this country lack is idealism in the government. I personally am scared of people who have no ideas. That tells me that they are run off of programming like a robot and can not think outside of a box. The American people had to think outside of a box just to vote for Obama in the first place. I see much needed social cha
Life
Know what? I gotta be the Stupidest guy in the world. I had My Life going in a Good Direction. A Direction that My Mother actually approved of & was hoping that I would stay on. Let Me give You alittle background. 3 1/2 years ago, I was unemployed & sleeping on the couch @ My brothers. Didn't have much of a future. Well, in the mornings I noticed this attractive Woman that was about My age. She's actually 2 years older than Me. Well, We got to talking & soon after I got a job. It's the job I currantly have now & have had for almost 2 1/2 years. I really like My Company & the People I work for. Well, back to the story. As Me & this Incredible Woman talked the More I liked Her. She had been married a couple times before & has 5 Wonderful kids, All of whom to this Day I Adore & Love. Well, We would meet each morning for the bus. Me going to do My morning routine of hang with Friends before work & Her going to work at a local Hospitol. Even on My days off, I would be out there every mornin
Miami
I am cool as$ hell want to get to no others and live life.
The Best Lounge On The Fu
Happy Thanksgiving
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Me
when he loves a princess and she walks away he works harder eats less sleeps unsoundly he checks the time more frequently to see her picture in his watch he mumbles more as if talking to someone long ago or far away he looks at his cell phone hoping its her he stares at the stars and wonders if shes thinking of him as he thinks of her he loses a lot of conversations as his mind drifts to a time when the world was right he exsists cause without her he damn sure aint livin and he hopes in his heart she is not suffering what he is cause he wouldnt wish this pain on his worst enemy he sure isnt wishing it on the woman he still loves, the woman who became his best friend he mourns his own foolishness, he mourns the loss of his heart what else can a cowboy do when he loses his princess, his love, his life
Birthday Spotlight...
DJ CHOCOLATE BUNNY would LOVE to SPOTLIGHT! MY BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 2ND SO I WOULD LIKE TO SHOOT FOR IT... Chocolate Bunny Owner of THE BBW LOVERS~~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls I have 7 million so I need quite a few million more PLEASE help me out!!! Anyone that donates FUBUCKS will be included in a pimpout of those who have donated that will be posted often and included permanently in my blog! You will ALSO receive a minimum of 100 picture rates of a 10. Chocolate Bunny Owner of THE BBW LOVERS~~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls IF you donate over $500,000 FUBUCKS, you will get 100 picture rates of an 11 plus 100 picture comments, as well as the daily pimpout and permanent blog! If I do not have VIP status at that time, I will rate 200 pictures. Anyone donating one million dollars or more will get 100 pictures rated an 11 by Tulsa's Angel. ALL RATES WILL BE MADE WHEN A FINAL SPOTLIGHT BULLETIN IS PREPARED WHEN I MAKE SPOTLIGHT. THE RATE
Think.
Proverbs 20 10 Differing weights and differing measures— the LORD detests them both. In handbook; “A false balance and Diverse Weights are an Abomination to God.” • Abomination: an action that is vicious or vile; an action that arouses disgust or abhorence; "his treatment of the children is an abomination" So whatever I do not ingest and perceive with a selfish eye, causes a reaction of disgust; as well as an action of sin to misguide believers or non believers towards God’s level of disgust. Be careful with the spirit of the anti Christ. Interesting enough, in the following verse it mentions another part of perception that God provides us: 12 Ears that hear and eyes that see— the LORD has made them both. In my experience and knowledge of the word, he who asks will receive in Christ Jesus. Faith is a must. In the following verses, you will see the scales that one must oblige, if one desires to honor such devotion: 13 Do not love s
Hacker Alert!!!!! Plz Read!!!!!
HACKER WARNING THIS GUY IS TRYING TO SEND VIRUS BY SENDING U FILES THROUGH YAHOO THAT TRY TO GET ALL YOUR INFO TO HACK YOUR FUBAR ACCT THIS IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT BEEN GOING AROUND DELETING FUBAR ACCTS SO IF U KNOW HIM PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD ON FUBAR SO U DONT WAKE UP WITH A DELETED ACCT ABK@ fubar WELL THIS GUY USED TO WORK FOR ME, I GAVE HIM MODS, HE WENT ON A POWER TRIP STARTED BANNING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AND I TOOK HIS MODS , NOW HE GOING AROUND TRYING TO GIVE PEOPLE VIRUSES THROUGH YAHOO SO IF U SEE HIM ID DELETE HIM FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND GOD FORBID DONT LET HIM WORK IN YOUR LOUNGE AND BY NO MEANS DONT GIVE HIM MODS AND DONT GIVE HIM YOUR YAHOO ABK@ fubar ABK@ fubar
Amazing Videos!
A Must See!
Happy Thanksgiving To My most amazing True!Honest!Real!Fu Friends & Fam! I'm not gonna mention any names or put any links in here because i dont wanna leave anyone out!But You all know who you are & i just wanted to take a Quick Min away from rates,bling,points etc To let ya'll know that i'm Thankful for your Friendship & all the love you've shown me! I have met some pretty amazing ppl on fubar! Ty everyone for being who you are! Being Real!Being Honest! & Being True!! & Have a beautiful Thanksgiving!! This pimpout was brought to you with lots of Love & respect by.............. ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡Owned By The Neighbors House♡Owner Of Burg♡@ fubar
Dream Catcher
Random Gay Shit About Me
re u more comfortable kissing a boy or a girl? boy Ever punched somebody in the face because of someone you loved? yes Are you emotional? im like a robot Ever had your heart broken? yes Who makes the best cups of tea? tina Did you want to punch someone today? nope Do you hate it when someone doesn't reply to your text/calls? hell yes What are you wearing on your feet? socks! Do you miss your childhood? what childhood??? Innie or outie? innie ;) What do you want to change about yourself? hahahahaha Do you think relationships ever last? yes if both really want it and aint some fucking asshole that plays with ur heart and emotions and begs to marry you and knocks u up promising you the world just to fucking turn around and leave u and abandon your son making u a single mother barely getting by and enjoys putting a dildo up his ass and chose a guy over u but nooo hes not gay it was for a religion yeah he aint gay he's a fucking whore fu
One Of My Fantasies
So here I am In my tight black short dress with my beautiful breast sticking out just enough to make your tongue hard and of course I don't have any underwear on, and your on the couch with a drink and our friend shows up, Lisa, who has a beautiful head of blonde curls and Breast big enough to make my tongue hard, oh yea, but not obscenely large. we have some music playing and we are all having a drink and Lisa and I start dancing, Slow dancing and grinding, oh god, I get behind her and start slowly sliding her tight dress up and oh no she has no panties either...... oh man her pussy is so hot with just a nice little patch of blonde hair that is slightly moist already with her sweet juices.....I slide one hand around to her front and start rubbing that pussy and the other starts sliding up the inside of her dress searching frantically for the luscious breast that I can't hardly wait to get my hands on.....I find it and oh man her nippels have gotten so HARD because I have been stroking
My Sexy Owner.
So, I was in this auction. I got the sexiest owner around! Lucky me!!! Here she is. Please go love on her. ~Fiesty~@ fubar
Life
i see how people are day and the future tell why donot understand or they donot want too maybe they need to walk in their shoe tell why poor, middle, and rich we bleed the same blood and color is red tell why we live paid check to check one day at time tell why
Fu-clue
THERE’S BEEN A FU-MURDER!! Put on your detective hat and solve the crime! If you do, a 25 credit bling pack is yours. This is the FIRST train/game/contest of its kind! Wanna play Fu-Clue? This is not a race! Game ends Dec. 21 or when a player successfully posts a VALID and correct accusation. Please no drama and remember to have FUN!! It is a train, so as you go through the list of suspects and card holders you must F/R/A or comment them if you already have them as friends. Players will not be added to the train. All suspects and card holders will F/R/A or comment you back. It is a game! You will first visit my Fu-Clue folder to get VALUEABLE information. “How to” play the game is explained in there. Rate the pics, leave a comment on the last one. Move onto the Suspects in the train. They each have a blog dedicated to the game. These blogs also hold their Suspect Cards (SAVE these cards). The information they have will help you in yo
Life
Do you ever have a time where life just gets you down and you cant seem to pick yourself back up that's where i'm at right now. Hopefully things will start looking up soon before i end up even more depressed than i am now.
Friends Children Missing
This is a message that i recieved from one of my friends a minute ago..... Can you repost this to all your friends for us? I have something urgent I was hoping you could assist me with. A myspace friend of mines kids were abducted. I know you have alot of friends and could spread the word a lil faster then me and her put together but could u post a bulletin for her. Her children are ethan 14, thomas 11, and madison 3. Her url is www. myspace. com/tulsagirl13 Her name is Laura and she lives in Louisiana. There are pics of her kids on her myspace homepage and pic folder She has a scrolling pic thing that also has the pic of the abductor in it. Remember to call 78774462632 If you've seen them THANK YOU ALL!!!!......PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND!!!!!
Fuck Love
i am done no more will i fall for some one telling me they care for me i know now that i am to be alone for the rest of my life i don't want to say that but i know its true all i ever get from guys are lies nothing more but lies don't tell me you love me if you really don't don't tell me you will never hurt me if you are going too don't tell me that i can trust you when i know i cant don't tell me that you never want to see me cry when you are the one that makes the tears run down my face don't let me believe you when you say that everything will be ok don't let me believe you when you say you will never leave don't tell me that you love me ever cause you know you will go away no one cared to tell me that i would get hurt no one cared to tell me that love was a lie no one cared to tell me that all men lie no one cared to tell me that he would hurt me so no one cared to tell me that i would be hurting so no one cared to tell me that i was living a lie no one cared
Time Brings Revelation
So tonight when I left work there were several bins of pumpkins for employees to take home with them.  This is a normal thing this time of year.  However, they generally don't allow people to take one home with them until 2 days before Halloween.  This year was no exception. I have worked at my place of employment for 4 years.  Every year I have always ended up getting a shitty pumpkin because of the shift I work.  I work from 1 in the afternoon until 9:30 at night.  This means I have never been able to get a good pumpkin.  I've always been pissy about it.  Which means that this year if I don't get a fucking amazing pumpkin I will write HR and encourage anyone else on my shift that gets fucked out of a good pumpking to do the same.  The letter will go something like this:   Human Resources,   For the last four years I have been a victim of this company's discriminatory policy of denying the people that work the evening shift the chance at a good pumpkin.  This grievious error, whe
Pwning For Fun
Ok, Despite my utter hate of Politics and Politicians aka the bloodsuckers that lie to poor people. I digress here's a nice lil' video i found showing what the gamers thought about before the election now that it's over. Thank the Gods.
Pay Backs Are Fun
A little glimpse into the many side jobs of Seamus Mall Santa but he scares the kids a lot Village people tribute band ....everybody do it Y M C A !!! Gigolo....hes a sucker for the fake ones too He actually does not like anyone knowing about his play girl shoot Lucky for him when he was on Maury they all knew he was born a man
Puplover
well how is everyone in fubar drunk i hopemy fav drinks are budweiser and whiterussins the drink that is lolwell cheers all have a good night.
Thank You
What Ever
What Ever
I am 27 years old and I am married with 1 son who happens to be 1 he is the love of my life I am looking for friends I am a stay at home mother and I need adults too talk too if even just on line I enjoy music in general I love comedys I love to fish and just be outdoors
Bye Fubar !!!!!!!!!!
Well just letting all my friends know I am canceling my vip and making sure I have all my personal pictures copied and saved and then I'm deleting my Fubar account.. I will be finding 1 or 3 lucky people to get the rest of my fubucks here soon.... If you want to stay friends and you have myspace please go add me there thats where I have been the last couple of weeks mostly and taking care of my daughter.... Heres my myspace link if you want it>>> www.myspace.com/karen878806 would love to have you on my friends list there, the app games on there are pretty cool.... Fubar costs way too much for my taste anymore.. I rather spend my extra bucks on myself and my kids... Anyways I will miss all my close good friends on here ! Love ya guys I wish you all the best in life !!!! TAKE CARE EVERYONE!!! I'll be gone in a few days............ Please Repost for others to see this thanks!!!! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷKaren878806 R/F/A/Bling Me & I Will Give Luv
Wanna Own Me
Nsfw. You've Been Warned
Teresas Auction
Quotes
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best. M.Monroe"
Top What The Fuck Ever
You know if it were not for us People on here helping each other and all of you on the top remember that...=)
Have You Ever?
Have you ever wanted to tell me somthing ..but was afraid to? Or just figured I should know? Yes or No? Just kinda curious.
Offline Update
well i will be able to keep my internet after all, but i wont be online from 12-5 to 12-20, for anyone that cares...i cant get cable or internet connected until then
Time
Don't Cry Over Someone That Won't Cry Over You Some Day they'll Cry For you Like you Cried For them, Some Day they'll Miss you Like you Missed them, Some Day they'll Need you Like you Needed them, Some Day they'll Love you But you Won't Love them If you never met them, you wouldn't like them. If you didn't like them you wouldn't love them. If you didn't love them you wouldn't miss them, but you did, you do and you will. Without You - Hinder
To All Kitties
What The Hell?
Just The Simple Truth
My Run Of Things
I dont give a fuck who you are or what your needs are if you choose to be my friend then it will be done,male or female,but if you bring your punk ass up over here to start shit slinging your words it will go on deafs ear.If you are a woman and you think you have a man on here and you haven't met him yet he is opened season and I dont give a fuck what he has told you,if he is coming to my page you have your fucking answer.If you are a woman that comes here because you are bi and are looking for your woman here same thing goes for you but if your a man that is here because of your woman then join the fuck in because you know you would love to see that. I am very much in control of my life and if I want it I go after it and if anyone has a problem with that then here is your answer.I don't care. I like men and women and I am not ashamed of it if you dont agree then move the fuck on.I dont ask you to come to my page and if you do and get all pissed off then don't come back again. I got

A lesson that should be taught in all schools . . And colleges Back in September 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. 'Ms.. Cothren, where're our desks?' She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.' They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said. 'Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.' And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms.Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all
Labyrinth
Salty wetness streams silently As walls tumble broken Stones lay scattered crushed Anguish abounds A cruel darkness descends The eyes blinded Suffocation of all life Devastation Magic lost By Labyrinth aka Teresa 12/14/08 This Creature..... At times lost in darkness Covered by shadow Adorned by light A twisted Being of never ending webwork There is no one set idenity in this ever changing story Scars in stone each a testament of pleasures, desires, strengths and weakness of wisedom earned through endless weeping of tears Yet peering out like so many jewels Hope, Love, Faith, and Dreams still endure Enter then if you dare.....Fancy words written and of speech will not guide you ...for there are none...Seek the eyes and for what can not be spoken or written the eyes will tell all For should the power be given the mouth shall you taste, the body touch, the mind see, the soul enter I AM LABYRINTH Written By: Labyrinth aka Teresa 11/24/08
Buyer Beware
I normally try to stay out of the fuDrama, but sometimes it finds you no matter how hard you try. So it began simple enough, I had the fuBucks to spare and I bid on and won three ladies in Joey Stylez auction. Two out of the three were great, this is a story about the third. Of all three, she was the one that insisted on receiving the fuBucks right away. That should have warned me. Here is what she promised to do for me: To date all I have received is a fuOwned by in her screen name for a few days. What follows is every message sent back and forth from me to her: She told me she was having money issues so I told her get it when you can. Apparently, she took it as I'll put it off till he stops bothering me or forgets. Decidedly to cut my losses and ask for her to return the fuBucks that I paid for her and we would be square. What I got back was a nasty hate-filled message telling me that I would be taking food out of her daughter's mouth a
Hate To Do This
I am in a super great mood!!! My life is about to take a huge change!! Thats all I am saying!! //smiles and hugs! Alright I hate doing this.... can you stop by and leave a few comments on this page, PLEASE!!! I have been in a giveaway since June for a VIP and my VIP expires the 10th....
Fumen
I completely understand the needs for feeding children and the homeless and less fortiante ..And that maybe the gov shouldnt be involved ..But there are so many o called: help from everywhere saying they help the less fortainate ..and they dont ..And then the Humaine Soc ..All they do is take in the donations and after 7-10 days they put animals down ..Needlessly People that have lost thier pets And had hopes of getting them back wont if they are killed ..On my profile ..I have a picture of an akita ..A very exspensive and beautiful dog ,The story with him ..Is that he came to my home one day ..Stayed near the pond ..after a week I began to try to see if i could get him to trust me .And at first i was scrared because he is a large Dog ..Anyways i went up there and after talking to him twice the last time i told him alright Im going to the house if you want you can follow me ..well he did ..he cut across the creek and was thier waitin for me to get out and pet him which i did ..He was v
Fu-clue
Hm
Credit Cards And Bank Accounts
The Bluesman Blog
Being Silly
Was bored..so did a little youtube. lol. Just me being silly. I love to be silly..and love people who can be silly.. and got a good sense of humor! Do you have this quality?
The One It Hurts
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.
Download "sweet Angel" From My Fubar Page
Just go to the "Music" section of my page. It has my tune widget from ReverbNation. Click the "Songs" link at the top. Click on the song "Sweet Angel" and hit the download button.. Enjoy
Tag You're It! :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. Cotton balls make me cringe 2. When I was pregnant I developed an allergy to kiwi 3. Ulysses S. Grant is somewhere in my Family Tree 4. I hate fu-sluts who beg for things like a picture their name on my ass for 15k 5. I can clap with one hand 6. I'm insanely shy when first meeting people in person 7. I wish I could be pregnant ALL the time but actually have no more then 3 kids 8. I'm addicted to hazelnut flavored coffee 9. I can't stand JELLO 10. It's very rare for me to watch an entire show/movie and not cry at least once 11. I once threw up in my own purse while partying.. outside.. 12. I can't leave the house without my mp3 player and a book 13.
Fu Clue's
Clue accusation #4: Professor Plum with the Rope in the Study Professor Plum is an archaeologist and we know this man is trying to fund some expeditions in all four corners of earth. In an attempt to convince Mr. Boddy, my guess is that this clue character tried a final argument in the study (far away from the action) to try convincing his host to give him some money. The mansion is a very big building and usually the study is far away from distractions to keep it quiet and peaceful, making it a perfect clue room to commit a murder event if the victim tries to call for help. The reason why I think the clue weapon was the rope is simple. Professor Plum probably faked a demonstration of a suicide scene he saw in a far away country during one of his adventure trip. Mr. Boddy trusted this "innocent" old man and gently played the role of the hang man. It has been rumored that Mrs. White had a secret fling with Prof. Plum. After serving her
Why Do Some Men Have To Be So Rude?!!?!?
Ok so I'm over at the hh persons pics rating and hear my sb, thinking its my BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!, i look up at it to see.... texascount...: hello are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? so i reply..... ->texascount...: if You want an aswer to all these questions go read my about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alls he ahs to do is look in my staus and my about me to know the answers, hefck he never even checked me out or did F/R/A.... and his reply to mine... texascount...: if i want to ask questions then i'll ask them you jerk How, pray tell am i the jerk????? I AM SO TIRED OF THE RUDE MEN AND THE STUFF THEY PUT IN MY SB!!!! ANY ONE ELSE GETTING LIL TIRED OF THE STUPID SHIT MEN SAY?!?!?!
Do I Dare?
~Some search, never finding a way Before long, they waste away I found you, something told me to stay I gave in, to selfish ways And how I miss someone to hold when hope begins to fade~ The love I recive from those who care Is stronger than I am and I couldn't dare To think that I deserve this from them at all To tell the truth I would rather take a deadly fall My love isn't worth to behold For all reasons I should be in the cold Do I deserve to have a warm glove? Do I deserve your love? I love you----- Ya Te-bya Lube-lya You are so gentle---- Tee Ta-ka-ya Nezh-na-ya My sweetheart-----Lya-b-ma-ya Mo-ya You are so beautiful !-----Tee Ta-ka-ya Kra-sea-vwa-ya My little sun-----Soyl-nee-sko Mo-yo My little bird-----Las-toch-ka Mo-ya You are so affectionate (caressing, tender)-----Las-ko-va-ya Mo-ya I love you----- Ya Te-bya Lube-lya You are so gentle---- Tee Ta-ka-ya Nezh-na-ya My sweetheart-----Lya-b-ma-ya Mo-ya
Med-surg Class
Okay all this last exam I got a B- on it and the math test an A. So far I am holding an A for the class and B for exams have to have over 75% on exams to pass so I am doing better. Other then that not much else as for school. Well today had another quiz.. and since this time she used the reveiw questions for the chapter I shouldn't miss any cause I didn't miss any in the book.. Other then that not much. Next week is a speaker on Diabetes and then review for Exam 2 that is on Monday the 15th. And I already told the instructor that I may be late or not even there next thursday due to hubbie has doc appointments. So far Mid term grad is class A.. exams B+ just me Today was the first exam. I had to retake this class due to missing the final by 1 point last term. You have to have both a 70% or higher on total Exam grade along with a 70% or higher for the class. Well a 80 for class and 69 on Exam just don't cut it. Well any ways the 2 past quizes I got A's on, today first
Soo Bored. [survey.]
1) Taken​ or Singl​e?​​ single. 2) Do you like it? sometimes.. sometimes i don't. 3) Would​ you kiss your ex? no. 4) Have you ever had your heart​ broke​n?​​ oh yeah. 5) Do you belie​ve certa​in circu​mstan​ces where​ cheat​ing is ok? NEVER! if you don't want to be with someone; then don't. 6) Are you missi​ng anybo​dy right​ now? yessss. 7) Do you want kids?​​ no. NEVER. 8)​​Would​ you consi​der adopt​ion?​​?​​ a chinese kid maybe. 9) If someo​ne likes​ you would​ you want them to tell you? YES! 10) Do you wish you were with your crush​/​​boy or girlf​iend right​ now? i don't know about 'with,' but i wouldn't mind doing my 4th favorite thingg. 11) Do you want someo​ne you cant have?​​ i
Songs
Get up and go What are you waiting for Times like these Aren't worth the misery That holds you back from movin' on Gonna take these steps Make it out of this mess Not lookin' back It's for the best It's never too late To escape this feeling That has you crawling for the door Sacrifice the good life For that which is unknown Gonna take these steps Make it out of this mess Not lookin' back It's for the best Don't hold on To what is not yours Let it go This is my life Gotta get it in control Gonna take these steps Make it out of this mess Not lookin' back It's for the best Not lookin' back It's for the best It's for the best It's for the best It's for the best BY: William Burton I've dusted off these old cowboy boots of mine Goin' to try this dancefloor one last time It's been awhile since you left me girl She wasn't worth the pain I cause Nothing left at home but memories of you And the shadows on the wall Spinnin' around an
Poems
In our times of despair Memories we will always share About the loved ones That we hold dear Whether it's the sun, stars or moon We never forget The ones we cherish Or the ones we lose Hold them close Hold them near Let them know you truely care For when the winds blow We must let them go Forever in our hearts We will love them so! By: William Burton Gone with the wind I am Gone with the wind then I often comprehend The meaning that should of been No more worrying my friend It seems like it's over & over again Just take me back to where it all began For then your worries will end BY: William Burton Sometimes in life You need a little push To help you breathe It's just enough A smile, a hug, a kiss That's what you truely need Helps you cross that river When your blind & can't see Never give up Dance the dance of life Listen to it's melodies That's when you realize You don't have a care in the world A moment that set's you free W
Blogs
It's not everyday you get to meet a to meet a true American soldier. In every community around the United States and around the world there are people protecting all of us from dangers abroad. That would be the American soldier. They might be in the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Reserves, National Guard and etc. There are so many stories of bravery, heros and inspirational things. Likely those stories sometimes brings us joy, pain, tears, anguish, happiness and every other descriptional word in the dictionary. But what about the forgotten American soldier. The one who comes back from Iraq, arrives via a plane on American soil, not to cheers but laughter and mockery. No one knows his story or his plight in life. He walks through crowds with a noticable limp, his left eye is completely shut due to the fact he lost his eye, a scar all the way from his groin area up to the middle of his chest due to operations to remove shrapnel, noticable scars and deformities over his body. He walks th
The New Guy
Random Thoughts!!
Men
Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.
Shortcakes
Things U Never Wanna Hear @ The Thanksgiving Table
#1-Whatcha looking at?? #2-Uncle bobby after, 13 years of sobriety, feels it okay to have ONE drink #3- Mom, Dad you'll always love me no matter what, right??!! Thats all I can think of now. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Baby Girl Made This For Me
Make a Smilebox slideshow
Club Mystic Update 11/24/08
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so how is every budddy do today
My Writing....
BDSM VISUAL POETRY GODDESS DOGTAG LADYTK A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan Wrists tied above your head Feet spread wide apart Sharp nails digging into soft flesh Teethe sinking into a meaty thigh Hot breathe on the nape of your neck A stinging smack on a supple ass A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan The sting of My cane The swoosh of My paddle Whispering demands in your ear A wanton moan A slap A pain filled cry A sadistic laugh Handful of hair The feel of a sharp knife running across your skin Nipples in clamps A flogger across your back And then….. you fall to the floor in bliss… Be Silent!!! Be silent! Be silent and listen Listen to the Mother Listen as she tells you of her love, As she tells you of her pain Listen as she tells you of her struggle. The struggle to give you what you think you need. Be silent! Be silent and watch Watch the Mother Watch as
Name And Shame
the papers may be banned from naming and shaming the cruel vile killers of BABY Pbut i aint . they are TRACEY CONNOLLY and STEVEN BARKER of penhurst road tottenham. JASON OWEN is the paedo living with them. can we urge you to pass this this on so everybody can name and shame them. R.I.P LITTLE MAN (BABY P)
To Bad There Are
Misc.
Slow Fade
 Written by: Mike Hall

 Be careful little eyes what you see It's the second glance that ties your hands as darkness pulls the strings
 Be careful little feet where you go
 For it's the little feet behind you that are sure to follow

 It's a slow fade when you give yourself away
 It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray 
Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid
 When you give yourself away
 People never crumble in a day 
It's a slow fade, it's a slow fade
 Be careful little ears what you hear When flattery leads to compromise, the end is always near
 Be careful little lips what you say
 For empty words and promises lead broken hearts astray
 It's a slow fade when you give yourself away It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray 
 Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid
 When you giv
Misc.
5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
The Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World ''5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE'' 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!) And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night! and think of it the variations are endless
Why??
For those that just know the naughty side of me, this is the other side that comes out when naughty goes away. Sure it's most likely that if I had stayed there, all the events in my life might have transpired different, but besides my kids (which I love dearly), everything else I want is not here? All my friends are still back there. I'd be much closer to all my new fu-friends except for 2 that are actually here in Los Angeles. Minnesota is just so much closer. Call me weird, but I sort of miss seasons. Miss the trees changing color in fall. Miss the snow in winter. Miss the buds on the trees in spring. Out here we get a hot ass summer followed by freaking fires all over the place making the sky even nastier than it already is. I can't believe the air I'm breathing. Just know that if I ever move or to wherever it may be....those of you that are close to me have made a big impact on my life and will travel with me in my thoughts.
Drinkin & Drivin Don't Mesh Well! Drink Responsibly! Don't Be An Idiot!
(Okay this poem made a huge impact on me when I turned 16, I have lost many friends because of drinking and driving and it's very important to me that I try and change this problem...even if it's just all of you reading it...) Hope it effects you like it did me!!!!!!!!! Somebody Should Have Taught Him I went to a birthday party but I remember what you said. You told me not to drink at all, so I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that i didn't chose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, sure to get home in one piece, never knowing what was coming, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement. I can hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, as I try hard not t
Love Shack Love
Hey if you have actually started to read this then kudos to you because you are officially cool and thus, not lame. Anyways, the love shack is hiring....I'm pissed because I haven't been in there much lately and there are a lot of cool people. You can go to my pictures to see them with descriptions (muah of my choosing) and other stuff. Anyways leave them some love, join and have fun because its one of the few cool lounges that you will actually keep in your list.
Disrespect
tHIS IS TO WARN EVERYONE THAT MIGHT BEFRIEND GRAVEDIGGER123, THAT WHEN MY NEIGHBORS CATCH HIM TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY HOME AFTER 3YEARS OF TREATING HIM AS A FRIEND . THIS IS JUST A SCUMMBAG. BEWARE ALL!
Dj Danny
Turkey Turkey Turkey!! Yum
TURKEY POEMS Here's to the Turkey Here's to the good old turkey, The bird that comes each fall, And with his sweet persuasive meat Makes gobblers of us all! The Turkey Is a Funny Bird A turkey is a funny bird, It's head goes wobble, wobble, All it knows is just one word, Gobble, gobble, gobble! My Turkey I have a turkey big and fat, (spread arms out) He spreads his wings (fan hands at hips) And walks like that (strut) His daily corn he would not miss (rub tummy) And when he talks, he sounds like this... (GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!) Five Turkeys in a Tree Five fat turkeys are we. We slept all night in a tree. When the cook came around, We couldn't be found That's why we're here, you see! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble When the turkey gobbles, gobbles, It is plump and proud and perky. When our family gobbles, gobbles, We are gobbling down the turkey. HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!
What I'm Thankful For...
I've noticed so many people on here, puttin up backgrounds on their pages, for Christmas, and talkin about decoratin for Christmas. But it seems everyone has skipped over or forgotten Thanksgiving. It made me start thinkin... -That and my daughter, last night. She was watching a sad show, where a little boys mama died at Christmas, and he saved up all his money to buy her some dancin shoes, so she could dance one more time, before she died. My daughter came and cuddled up to me, cryin, and was telling me that she was affraid that I would leave her like that. Then she said that on Thanksgiving day, she was going to remember everything she is thankful for, and started to tell me all the things that she was thankful for. This is really what got me to thinkin of what *I* am thankful for. So here it is... Some of the things I am thankful for. *I am thankful for my home. -It might not be worth much, and might be a piece of crap. But it keeps the rain offa me and keeps me
Medical Update Post Op
Angels Dark Haven
DJ ANGEL EYEZ COME ON IN AND CHECK US OUT
Xenomorph
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Drama
Why is it people do not realize that this is the internet? Ok so yes I have some really good friends who I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORE whom I've never met face to face... BUT in the end 9 out of every 10 people you meet on the net are liars, cheaters, story tellers and drama queens. Chatting in chatrooms & Using networking sites is good fun. Sometimes you meet people that you build friendships and relationships with. I met the love of my life on FUBAR for godsakes!!! BUT, Then you have these people who have no lives but sit at their computers 24 hrs a day talking shit and making stories up. You sit in chatrooms & on websites, talking shit, running your mouth, writing blogs that make no sense... You sit there and run your constant cocksucker. You keep sending me e-mails and e-mailing my friends trying to make me believe my boyfriend is something he isn't just because you can't stand to see me happy. People who worry about who is "clicking" up on websites are nothing but losers. People who
My Pain
In life you experience pain and it is something no one can avoid. Pain is normally a thing that goes away so it only effect your life for a brief period yah it sucks but you know it will pass. For me is it a content thing, sleepless night after night so many tears pushing me to the point of just wanting to end it,these are the bad days and they are hard on me, not only the pain but the disappointment in myself of not being able to take care of myself let alone my home and my children and as if that isn't enough stress I have to be strong in front of my children so they don't have to see that it is too much on me, if I show I am weak in front of them then it effects their lives. I lie in my bed in the dark try to fight my way through the day in hope tomorrow will be better
Im The Last One Please Help Me .....
I need your help my fu-friends!!! I need 50,000 rates/comments to get me some bling!!
Fu- Problems
I am noticing it isnt worth buying people in Fu-Owned and then having them bought from you you dont even get close to the amount of fu-bucks you have invested in the friend or person you bought back when someone buys them from you.I bought a few ofmy friends and others have bought them from me but when they were bought from me i may have only gotten like 2 or 3 thousand FU bucks back after spending any where to 10 or 12000 FU-Bucks on investing on the newly FU-Owned... I am thinking maybe someone should check into seeing what is going on and if this is the plan that no one makes any money or anything or whats the deal on it i know i am not buying anyone until this is fixed or i am reimbursed the 25000 fu-bucks for the people that i bought and were sold and i wasnt at least reimbursed that amount that i bought them for!!
Songs
Hello me...meet the real me.And my misfits way of life.A dark black past is myMost valued possession.Hindsight is always 20-20,But looking back its still a bit fuzzy.Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story...tell it to readers digest!!!/chorus/Feeling paranoidTrue enemy or false friend? Anxietys attacking me, andMy air is getting thin.Im in trouble for the thingsI havent got to yet.Im chomping at the bit, and myPalms are getting wet, sweating bullets.Hello me...its me again.You can subdue, but never tame me.It gives me a migraine headacheThinking down to your level.Yea, just keep on thinking its my faultAnd stay an inch or two outta kicking distance.Mankind has got to knowHis limitations./chorus/Feeling claustrophobic,Like the walls are closing in.Blood stains on my hands andI dont know where Ive been.Im in trouble for the thingsI havent got to yet.Im sharpening the axe and myPalms are getting wet, sweating bullets.Well, me...its nice talking to myself,A credit to dementia.So
Random Ramblings
Before I begin, I need to state that I never break the law...I always ensure all my escapades are 18 or over *wink wink* I work retail for now..and at both jobs there are naturally a lot of jailbait working there with me. Normally not an issue. However..at one of my jobs I seem to have acquired a nickname. I've overheard some of the girls say it a time or two in the break room or stock room...but always assumed it was someone else since I mainly keep to myself and don't engage anybody in conversation. They call me "Sexy Silent Slim" :( Now...not a nickname I'm particularly fond of, but the really bad thing is all these jailbait chicks (some cute...but all still illegal so therefore no go) using it. I don't know if I should find it cute or be offended. It isn't right for a girl 11 years younger than me to call me sexy. Anywho...the funny part of this is, the person who gave me the nickname. Our 49 year old stock manager. Gay as Liberacci. He thinks I'm a fine piece of meat, and
Awww.....fuggit
Ok I dont know If you all know but you should...lol I am not a Nurse..I did take care of my daughter and her diabetes and all but...I AM NOT A NURSE and if some of you people on here think that I am I am not so...anyways just 2 let you know...and yes I changed my name again and this is 1 of many reasons why....=) Thanks...Cindy
What I Hate Most....
I hate when men have to play games with me. I had one that wanted me to take my NSFW pics down because he was jealous of the other guys that saw them. Then he turned into a royal asshole because I did not want a relationship with him after I told him I needed time. I was not playing any games with anyone, but he insisted I was. Thanks Eddie. Then, I tell a friend how I feel about him. I can understand saying lets just stay friends,ok. But he had to lie to me. And its apparent now that I was a piece of ass because thats the only times I saw him. So Im done with games. Go play them somewhere else.
Messed Up Shit
i really dislike people who try to act like my mother when they are clearly not. Plus they also act like spoiled ass children aswell. all i got to say to that is get a life and stick to you own kind(age, sexual preference, and lifestyle status). all people like that want to do is start drama where it is not needed. OH, when you get called on your bullshit own up to it like an adult. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR HATERS, FLAKES OR FAKES!!! if you are one of these people dont bother talking to me or cominng near me cause i dont have time for your drama in my life. I LIKE MY LIFE JUST THE WAY IT IS WITH OUT YOU IN IT.
School
All right I am in college and I am doing criminal justice and well I am wanting to change my major but having trouble I have always wanted to help people or work with people with disabilties. So I am thinking of changing to psych. or I can do health care administration. What is your outlook on this I know it has to be what makes me happy and everything.
If You Ever Need The Cops...
When I was in Catholic school Sister Maryann told our English class "if you ever need the police scream rape". This was because people would be more likely to react. Or was it fire? Oh who can remember these things. I was staying at the hotel this weekend. On Saturday morning I dragged my groggy ass down stairs to finish uploading our new operating system and updating all the rooms. I was about ten minutes into it when my Director of Housekeeping came running into the lobby telling me to call the police. "Ok, why". She told me that the guest in on of the rooms tried to rape one of her house keepers. I grabbed a radio and told my desk agent to call the cops. Erica was on the phone immediately. She asked me what should I tell them. I said attempted rape. The operator asked is he still there. We both looked at each other like does she mean inside her? I just said yes and sent our chef to go barricade the guy in the room. Mean while the Director of Housekeeping was taking of he
Recipies
Ingredients 1/4 cup butter, softened 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup dark brown sugar 1 lemon, zested 1/2 cup lemon juice 1 egg 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 3/4 cup assorted frozen cherries, thawed, drained well, pitted and chopped 1/4 cup mixed berry preserves Powdered sugar, for dusting Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In large bowl with an electric mixer, mix butter until fluffy. Add half the flour, then add in order: brown sugar, lemon zest, juice and egg. To remaining flour add baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and cloves. Combine both mixtures until just incorporated. Fold in cherries and pour into an ungreased 8 by 8-inch baking pan. Using a spoon, equally dollop preserves on top of batter and using a toothpick or skewer, drag the tip through the preserves to create a swirl pattern on top. Bake for 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes o
Xmas Crads
GREAT IDEA!! When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
Friendship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Official Family Rate Day,There Should be no Rating of Auto 11 people Today unless there Family, Time to Show Love to Family.Loyalty is the Key.A Wolf Pack has more Loyalty than Humans even though we are Rogue's.We are Still a Pack an Should Honor Our Co's + Family with Rate Love Ty > > > Family to be Rated with a Vengence. > > Pick a member that u deam worthy an Rate the Shit out of them Please. > Shayla needs Love Bad.If your Dedicated to this Family Pick a member an Rate Rate Rate.Newly Leveled Members are not to be Rated this Family Rate Day is for Family that Requirers to be Leveled Only.Below few Links to get started Ty.If you know of others let me know an they will be Added.Rates Given to myself Lord Wolf will be return'd with 11's. > > Seeking Godmother > ~Toxic Angel®~Co Owner of Rogue Wolf Levelers~ @ fubar > > TLC Official Account holder of our Headquarters her Pictur
Stuff Ive Written
This is the sound of a heart spread too thin spent the treasure buried with in given out all hes got wishing he was someone he is not beating his head against the wall hoping this isn't his final fall picking wounds open not to let heal letting them bleed just to feel giving self is the greatest gift watching his life turn to ashes he will sift fuck it all and get it all back this motherfuckers about to snap.... killing himself killing his fears what blood is spent will be payed back in tears the tears of regret are cutting deep they return to haunt him in his sleep hes tired from being the damned fears the slaughter for being The lamb! giving self is the greatest gift watching his life turn to ashes he will sift fuck it all and get it all back this motherfuckers about to snap.... death is coming from a far mourning his life from the dark curled in the corner for all to see wishing they all would let him be crying on the inside looking strong but
Great Friend Of Mine In A Auction
show her how much she is worth!!! She is in an auction and she will make it worth your wild. Show her you care and rate fan add her. Did i mention she rocks!!!! let her know i sent you and go bid and win her!!! vettelover76@ fubar THANK YOU SEAMUSHARDCORE and my family and friends are still way hott!!!
Rogue Wolf Levelers
Contest
AUTO'S ARE FOR SALE!!! HE HAS AUTO'S FOR SALE COME MAKE A BID CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO GO BID...... I'mSmut-fuowner of DJ sunshine princess, Belle and 8 others@ fubar WHILE YOUR THERE MAKE SURE YOU .... F/A/R THE HOST... COME ON YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT JUST WIN HE WANTS SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN HIM... ARE YOU UP FOR THIS CHALLENGE??? WELL COME ON LETS SEE... CLICK THE LINK GO MAKE A BID ...BETTER MAKE IT GOOD.....YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT GET AN AUTO IM HOME ....Everything is going better thank you all .....Now I need a favor I need help bombin my pic for my contest so come lend a hand all will be returned thank you Thx Mz.Belle Here is the link...
Firefighters Hall
Fuowned
Feel free to buy me if you're interested in this whole FuOwned thing. I'll happily accept the FuBucks I get from it. HOWEVER, do not expect me to thank you, bling you, add you to my family, show you my private pics, or anything else as a result of your purchase of me. Also, I'm not interested on FuOwning anyone. What a waste of FuBucks that I could spend on other things!
Im Just Mimi
Well 2011 a new year with a new life. I have a new baby boy his name is Jake he was born Dec30,2010. So now that make 3 beautiful boys i have and i love each and everyone of them to pieces. I'm a single mommy still haven't found my Mr Right just a lot of WRONGS lol. But im OK with being single right now, not in any rush to get committed to someone with a new baby in my life. But i do know now its goin to be a little harder to get a guy to understand my life with 3 kids, men aren't really programmed anymore to be OK with a woman that has kids. In my life my kids are number one and men don't seem to realize it they want to compete with my kids to be my center of attention. I want to find someone who is okay with an already made family and ok with my past. Someone who is passionate and sincere about family. Someone who will not look at my kids with hate cause they aren't his but not someone who tries to take charge of my kids like im doin something wrong with my children. I raise my kids
Cessna Contracting
I started my own business . The companies name is Cessna Contracting , I do small electrical , small carpentry . and some small plumbing jobs . I also do other small and odd jobs . I give free estimates in the Erie PA. area , outside of Erie area there is a estimate fee . but i will only be willing to travel up to so miles outside of the Erie area . For friends and family there is a discount . Cessna Contracting will beat any other contractors estimate . I can be reached at 814-392-8796 serious inquires only please .
Darkness
Barren trees, falling leaves Oh how I quietly deceive Pain and despair Nobody’s there Blackened clouds all about. Darkness overwhelms the light That once warmed my heart. Pain and misery surround me now. Tears and sadness deeply set, Heartache and loneliness closely kept. Love, forsaken, never to be found, Wanting, needing, roaming aimlessly around Day by day I pray for more Knowing not what lay in store. Pain and misery surround me now Where Love and Peace once could be found Chaos and confusion permanently abound. Lost in this world alone Diminishing Hope Far and away from my dear ones To deal solely with my woes Do they not know down in their soul Now is the time I need them the most. The same person they knew exists in here still I succumb to the loneliness of their will.
Rialto Metrolink Versus Freight Train Collision Injures Five
Five people were injured in a Metrolink versus freight train collision in Rialto on November 20, 2008 – the second such accident in less then three months. The 11/20/08 crash was far less serious than the catastrophic head-on collision in Chatsworth in September that killed 25 and injured hundreds. According to this Los Angeles Times news report, Thursday’s accident occurred at about 11:30 a.m. when an eastbound Metrolink train hit the end of a westbound Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway train. The freight train was pulling onto a siding from a main track just west of the Rialto train station when the accident occurred. Five passengers were sent to local hospitals with complaints of pain. Officials are still trying to figure out how this collision could have happened. Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad officials say their engineer had been given the go-ahead either by a signal or a Metrolink dispatcher. The freight train was traveling from Barstow to Rialto. The Metrolink loco
On The Brink Short Story
ON THE BRINK I like this place; it doesn’t have any windows, nice and dark even at 11 in the morning. Sunny days just don’t cut it anymore with the mood I’ve been in. So why am I sitting in the Valley of the Sun in Glendale, AZ in a joint called Cactus Willies? It’s kind of a fucked up story but if you have Marie get me another pint of Guinness and a shot of Jim Beam I’ll tell you about it. “Hey, would you reject that friggin song, you know I love Springsteen but I hate this Bobby Jean song” I yelled across the bar to the barmaid. I guess the whole thing started a while ago, a Friday night poker game over a buddies bar. Five friends and drinking buddies at a semi-regular game that was more of an excuse to get away from wives and girlfriends than serious gambling.OK, it was also an excuse to bring in a stripper once in a while, so even if you lost it wasn’t a bad night. “You look like you are about the same age as me, getting close to 50 aren’t you? That’s what I thought”. So
Happiness
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air {Jordin} If I should die before I wake It's cause you took my breath away Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh {Chris Brown} I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave My heart won't move, it's incomplete Wish there was a way that I could make you understand {Jordin} But how do you expect me To live alone with just me 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe {CHORUS} Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air Can't live, can't breathe with no air That's how I feel whenever you ain't there There's no air, no air Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gonna be without me If you ain't here I just can't breathe There'a no air, no air No air, air {4x} [Chris Brown] I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew Right off the ground, to flow to you There's no gravity to hold me down, for real {Jordin} But somehow I'm still alive inside You took my breath, but I
My Perspective
Falling a downward spiral Trying your hardest But you can't give up Public enemy is where you'll end up Constant testing Insistant oppressing Becoming an insomniac Because your head will not let you down Forced out of your shell Comfort becomes foreign And what do you have? Time cannot be wasted You only have one single short life to live And this is it This is your test People will sooner kick you when your down than help you up And people will love to watch you fall
What The Fu?
ok so the mother of my child s=doesn't help me raise him, nor does she help pay bills, nor does she clean up in the house she sits on her ass all day and watches tv...despite numeorus talks and many threats to leave or kick her out i can't seem to make any headway...my only issue is i don't want zane (my son) in a seperated parent enigma where he will eventually have to choose i am 18 and zane is 4 months so it's obvious i am new at the parent thing any and all help will get you r/f/a promise...
Me
People I love are sick, others seem to have forgotten me and in the last 4 years, at least 20 people that I knew, worked with or were related to have died. So has my dog, so has my car. I am in debt up to my ears, I have the IRS after me, bill collectors too. Things keep breaking in the house and I can't afford to fix them. I been unemployed since July of '09 and have sent out at least 10000 emails with resumes and have had people ask me to stop sending. I have tried to find work outside of my feild but was told that I have no experience, or have gotten no response. Unemployment cut me from $405 a week to $154, and couldnt understand why I was angry when I called to question it. Every day there seem to be fewer and fewer job options or names to send resumes to. I'm 53 yars old and going back to school at this time of my life seems futile, I'll be in my mid to lat 50s when I finish, and then I'll have to go in as an entry level employee. Thats if jobs are available at all. Every day I w
Goodbye Fubar!!!!!
I am for the most part shutting down my profile and removing all but one friend. I enjoyed all the points, the rates and the conversations. But it is time for me to shut this down. Take care one and all. James
Funnies
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy Thanksgiving
Second Life
Do you play Second Life? If so,here is a link to get free linden dollars.There are games to play,raffles,offers and much more.Click the link to sign up free Click here for link to MetaRL Dont have Second Life? If you are not a member of the virtual world and would like to be,Sign up for free here? Or Upgrade to a premium account for more options. Click here for link to Second Life Second Life is a online community.Build,play,shop,drive,chat and much much more
Life, Liberty & The Persuit Of Happiness
disclaimer- spell check is broken.  stfu if there's a misspelled word or twenty :p  I couldn't eat a burger @ a fast food place for almost a year after watching "fast food nation"- but out of sight, out of mind, right? I bought a book a couple weeks ago called "Skinny Bitch" since I'm a fat ass, I am trying to become a skinny bitch.  Anyway,  this book sat on my desk for these two weeks, and this morning I decided to drink my coffee on the deck and start reading.   I got to chapter 6 before my stomach (which was empty, thank God) started to turn.  The chapter is called "you are what you eat"   This book is promoting vegitarianism.  HAHA- if I had read that little tid bit of info on the back cover, I would not have bothered to buy the book.  These sneaky bitches left that out- and so here I get slapped hard across the face with detailed information about slaughter houses and cruetly to animals that I have been frying up, bar-b-queing- boiling-baking for years.  I seriously wanted to
I Want It All Back
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Me Myself And Chris
care for a drink to a lonely lady in here??? just before i go. God.. you remember me... I'm really surprised to hear you... wow.. that was movin' actually... you're not sounded happy but U didn't sound so sad... so I would assume you are alright.. I'm gonna admit I do miss you.. they didn't give me any value in here.. without you I'm useless... maybe I should move on also.. go to another scenery, new ambience, new life.. just like what you did. i followed all the things you've said; for it would make me better... but honestly, I felt more miserable.. so please do come back. please do. shallow... floating.... me like that.... buzzing in around.... roaming to every places but still never know where is my destination... journey is my thing... yet i dont know where to go... peeps... it was time to put myself to rest.... thanks to all of you who hit me here....
Another Week
Softball Parents
It Comes In 3's
hold me i shiver not when you're near while your touch gives me goose bumps in your arms i have no fear i came to you not ready for whats in-stored feeling your warmth and vibrations i do adore soft spoken words a deep breath, now and then curled up on your chest you hold me skin on skin your soft gentle beats a rhythm we share calling me beautiful while rubbing my hair you've loved your whole life without knowing a name your first and my only we're one in the same SHATTERED DREAMS NIGHTMARES AWAKE I'VE GIVEN MY HEART AND BURNED AT THE STAKE JOAN I NOW KNOW MY FATE WE SEE WHAT WE SEE WHILE WE'RE STILL OPAQUE A TREAT FOR THOSE WHO FORESAKE OR SOULS WHILE WE REACH FOR THE GODS ON OUR ASHES THEY LAY A ROSE THEY SAY A MAN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BE LAYED TO REST WITH THORNS ON HIS HEAD ITS NOT OUR FATE ALTHOUGH ITS BEEN SAID I'LL TAKE DEATH OVER LIFE OVER A FIRE LAKE BED
Humor
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don''t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn''t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn''s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ''wrong'' number. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You''re an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ''asshole'' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I
Identity Theft
So a friend of mine came to me here on Fubar and says Hey how did you find me on my yearbook i was so very confused i had never belonged to that site (until yesterday) well i was so completely shocked i could not believe it so they sent me this persons home page ..i just about flipped out she IT even stole my Lacey name but using BRIGGS as a last name this person has well over 6000 friends and using MY pictures then i go back on here this morning and the account i started last night is gone and this FAKE is still there I have posted unedited photos of me on there some of the ones this person is using are the cropped version and only i have the full pictures i can not believe this abuse has happened to me i have heard about it happening to others just never thought it would me http://www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGUmdXNlcmlkPTE1Mzk2Njg3 This person is NOT ME and if you are a member of my year book please know this is not me this is
Can U Give My Daddy Somthing?
Subject: Will you give this to my dad? > > I thought you might like to read this. It's a tear > jerker > > Will you give this to my Daddy? > > > As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support > 'Red Fridays.' > > Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. > While I was > in the airport, returning home, I heard several people > behind me > beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around > and witnessed > One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. > > Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their > camos. As they > began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost > everyone) was > abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and > cheering. > > When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being > applauded and > Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the > only red-blooded > American who still loves this country and supports our > troops and their > families. > > Of course I imme
A Great Sex Story
I get into the house and there is a note hanging where my keys go, it says to go upstairs get a glass of wine, undress, and soak in the bath I've made you. So as I walk the stairs I notice the bedroom is lit up with a bunch of candles and so is the bathroom enough to where I don't even have to turn the lights on. I go to the wine and pour me a glass, I notice it my favorite kind and it's chilled to perfection. I take a sip and start to undress. I grab my wine and walk into the bathroom where the bubble bath is so warm and inviting with the rose petals floating on top. I step in and it's still hot enough to take my breath away but is a wonderful feeling. After soaking for a few mins, you walk in and ask me if i would like my back washed? I say Please. You grab a wash cloth and lather it up with vanilla and start to wash my back. When your done I lay back against the tub and you begin to wash the rest of me starting with my chest playing around, pinching my nipples then grabbing my
Life
hello i just thought id write about my life and and how its going. well first thing is im lonely. see i always fall for girl right off the bat and never think that its never going to end. then i found out that they play head games and leave me hanging in the balance. wondering if they are going to be with me
What's Your Pleasure?
So I'm curious to know what is your favorite kind of clothes to shop for, wear, or look at ;p I've recently been thinking of going out and buying stuff not so much my norm but stuff that I still love, and doing a photo shoot. So I've been looking into corsets and leather, which I adore, but let's face it isn't something you don't see everyday. I've never been much of a lace fan but have even considered that at someone else's suggestion. My tastes for everyday stuff is whatever is clean and comfortable but...I do profess that I enjoy the more exotic/erotic leathers and satins and velvets. Textures that grip or are just down right fun to touch. So hell, thought I'd get some opinions or comments, and for men I do really enjoy looking at the more biker / badboy leather pants, trench coats, long hair, I suppose you could say Neo in Matrix but I'm really even more into the look Lorenzo Lamas had for that Bounty Hunter show. *Showing my age methinks* Anyways, feel free to shoot me a msg ;
Poeta : Tercets
What I Miss... What I miss Is the kiss That hides behind your ear And your touch That I love so much Whenever I hold you near When you speak It makes me weak To hear your voice so like a song For I miss the time Your hand in mine And it’s return is what I long Eros Aimed True Eros aimed true And pierced me through With an arrow aimed in my heart You came into sight What I felt was right Now from you I dread to be apart So don’t ever leave Else my heart will grieve The loss of your beauty and radiant shine There’s one thing though Which I want you to know; I wish you to forever be mine Subside Subside, O pain! Subside, O grief! Subside and give me a moment’s release Give me life! Give me light! Give me hope that this pain will cease Ha! Feel it burn! Feel my heart! Feel my soul as it begins to rise I see hope! I see light! I see my dreams burn before closed eyes Let it build! Let it ride! Let it crest like
About Me
101. I'm not sure if I should be with a girl or a guy in the end. Women are so sensitive and caring but men are rough and protective. I'm so confused, but I do know I only want one. One person to spend the rest of my life taking care of and making happier than they could ever dream of. 100. I saved a girls' life today that I don't know, and by doing that I may have put my friend's life in danger. 99. I won't sing in the shower unless I'm extremely happy but I'll sing almost anywhere else. 98. I love the holidays but I hate being crowded in the houses we go to even though I'm not claustrophobic. 97. Autumn is my favorite season, the leaves are gorgeous and there's always a light breeze. 96. When I clean anything I'm a neat freak about it, but I can't ever keep my room clean. 95. I looove candles, especially scented ones. 94. I've read the bible twice (all the way through) and I don't agree with everything in there. 93. I hate wearing shoes 92. If someone tells
Wild
lets take a walk on the wild side.........
You Can't Trust Men!!!
My Cats
Niki's story - in short It's March of '92 I move to Orlando. There are no security doors. Every apartment has its own private entrance. The spring time is beautiful. It's not hot. So the doors and windows are open. Next thing I know, I have this pregnant little feline checking out my place. I don't mind. There's no one here but me anyway. She's gotta belong to someone - right? Wrong. For the next year, when the nights are cold, or wet she's camping at my place. Disappearing for only enough time to give birth and wean the young - two times. At the end of the contract with the complex she watches as I move everything out of my place. Never getting in the way, but staying within sight. The whole time she has this somber, eager tone about her. The way she's sitting, walking, watching. She knows what's up. By now I know that she's been abandoned. I couldn't help it. I couldn't turn my back on her. She picked me. She was pregnant again, but I had to take her with me.
Happy Thanksgiving My Angels
SEXUPURPROFILE.COM Hello My Angels, just wanted to take a few minutes to wish you all a wonderful thanksgiving and let you know I am doing ok, I don't get on here much anymore but I want you all to know that I appreciate all the love and support you have shown me through all of this and I will cherish our friendships always, I know there has been times when I should have been a better friend to some of you and I am sorry from the bottom of my heart if my actions has hurt anyone. I wish only the best in life for each of you and I will do everything in my power to be there for you if you ever need a true friend. HAPPY THANKSGIVING & KNOW I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME. David A/K/A Drkangel6(*_*)
Should I Wait On Him
Please help me guys .. i wanna get to fubarlord before Christmas . Please come show me some love ..and please tell all your fans and friends to come show me love ...Hope you all Have a Wonderful Christmas ...... Thanks Ms. Kitty!!! Ok this is Dec. 03.. and i still haven't heard from my jj ... my fubar bf ... i think i need to give up what about ya'll .....do i need to move on and find one that will actually be around ... please comment and let me know what you guys think please ... Why do guys ask for your number? If they are not gonna call you .... A. To make you think that they like . B. Or they just asking ..just to be asking. C. Or they will someday eventually ....
Help Me Plez Yall!
Hey It's ME RickaChez! GUESS WHAT!!! I HAVE AUTOS ON!!! U know u wanna lvl up on me and check out my sexy pics... SO LOVE ME FAST AND HARD!!!... I like it like that! Hey It's ME RickaChez! My acct got deleted and i need ur help! Plez stop by and rate some pics... IF u really love me leave comments they can be anythin really *kasdjfnaskjnf* I just need ur help Show love all plez Dont forget to RFA me! Hey It's ME RickaChez! AUTOS TURNING OFF NE MIN! BE CAREFUL PLEZ I BLOCK DOWN RATERS NEXT WEEK ILL HAVE ANOTHER AUTO ON PM ME IF U RATED FOR RANDOM BLING THAT WILL BE GIVEN
What To Do
so there's this guy that i'm in love with and he says he loves me to. You know the whole I love you wanna marry you, want you to have my baby thing...but for some reason no matter how much i love him i cant get over the feeling that there is someone else. Go figure. I'm getting real tired of all these games. He needs to figure out what he wnats cuz he's about to lose a real good thing.
Soliders And Civilians.
Actually it was the richest man in the colonies, a silversmith who rode his pony shouting "The British are coming!", a scientist who electrocuted himself with a kite, a French general with a vendetta, and a handful of other ordinary citizens that gave us those rights. The soldier was, and always has been, the hand that guides the will of the brain. It is the job of the reporter, the poet, the campus organizer, and the protester to make every effort necessary to keep that hand out of a very nasty cookie jar. I do not deny the importance of the soldier, but in this present context, it is being used as a distraction in order to remove those very rights listed above. Go, go, patriot act. Simply because the man behind the curtain shouts into a machine that someone is fighting for freedom does not make it so. Lift the axis lids of euphemisms, fallacies, and deceit off your pupils and educate yourself. This nation has become a sickening reservoir of negligence, and only with the knowledge
Auction
Poeta : Sestets
DRUM BEATS Awake! Hear the beat of native drums Hear them match the beat of your heart Feel them catch you by the throat, pulling Pulling ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the Dreams of Dionysus Listen! Hear the waning beat of your heart Hear it match the beat of a funeral dirge Feel the constricting in your throat, tighter Tighter ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the sweet sleep of Death Cry out! Hear the impassioned beat of your heart Hear it’s song swell with the strains of a thousand strings Feel your soul sing endless songs, crying Crying ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the fool’s game of Love Actung! Hear the martial beat of the war drums Hear your heart march with the cadence of their beat Feel your blood rage with the passion of war fury, boiling Boiling ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the blood lust of Ares Friendship (a stave of six) In a time held dear in sweet memory When you were you and I was me
How Selfritightous Are People
I have been on this site since June the 24th of 2008, and I have tried to friend 2,078 fubarians of those only 1,596 have accepted. I have fanned every person who's page I have been on, of those 2,078 people only 636 have returned the favor of fanning me back. Before I decided to delete any one that was not my fan from my friends list I only had 560 that had fanned me back. How self-righteous are these people that they are to good to return the favor of being my fan? I put it in my online status that I was going to delete anyone that was not a fan of mine on 11/25 and I had a few people come into my shout-box and tell me to go ahead and delete them which I gladly obliged by removing my fan of them and then unfriending them as well. Who the hell do these people think they are, they want me to be their fan and be their friend so they can have the points and don't want to return the favor, what is the big deal? Are people so self centered that they actually feel they are to good to be som
The New Me!
before i had surgery i didn't care what life through to me but now after the surgery i am taking the joy of life and living likr its my ast day on earth!!!!!
Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
Climate Change
Ok not a new issue right? Well this is a issue that has recently sparked my interest as i learn more about it. I have been looking at the IPCC reports (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) and what i have read so far is very disturbing to say the least!. You can view the report here: http://www.ipcc.ch/#. So anyway, this is a panel made up of 100's of scientist from all over the world. So we arent just talking about some basement hobbiest here. They are saying that yes,global climate change is caused by humans and that if we dont do something about it right now, we are in big big trouble. i dont knoow about you but that concerns me. And this isnt the only source of my concern, also the AAAS (The American Association for the Advancement of Science's ) and the NAS (National Academy of Sciences) has put out simialar reports. Well actually not reports but a warning with a call for action! These are the biggest and most respected organizations on the planet when it comes to the scient
I Got 2 Penis Charts That Tell What Average Size Is. See What You're Working With. And What I'm Working With! Lol.
To find out the average penis length, go here: http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm. To find out the average circumference, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_circum.jpg. Between the two, you should be able to see what your working with. And remember size isn't everything when it comes to a serious relationship. Yeah, mine is 7 1/2" long and 6 3/4" around. Not the biggest, but definitly above average!! It does the job very well!! It makes me happy, but just don't be forgetting about my personality. I'm crazy!! But very good with relationships. Until you lie or deceive me, it hurts me, so i'll be hurting you if that's the way you want it. lol. lololol!! Yeah, so there. Have fun with the penis charts!! Chanda
Just Had Gotten Bad News
Gone For Awhile
Buy Me!
Bright Eyes
Difference Between Submissives & Slaves
Bdsm Honor & Trust
Scared Bitches
you are the biggest bitches on the entire planet. nothing but lies about other people are always coming out of your mouth. get a real life. and why dont you show your fat asses in pictures. you both continuously post only pix of your face so that all these guys wont be able to see how ugly and fat both of you are. Quit makin shit up to make yourselves look good. you are both nothing but traller trash whores and no man will ever be happy looking at a face like that for the rest of their lives. nasty ass bitches! there is a reason why guys only wanna fuck you from the back.. so they can look at the back of your head instead of your nasty grill.put your money where your mouth is, nasty putas'
Bdsm Life Style.
MY PORN AND FETISH WEB SITE (MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER SITE.) adulttoysbdsm<  BASIC DEFINITION: BDSM COMMUNITYBDSM—bondage, discipline/dominance, sado/submissive, masochismBondage —the art of restricting the movement of someone through physical, mental or emotional methodsDiscipline —a tenant of BDSM, discipline ranges from the discipline of the Dominant to ensure the safety of the submissive, and self-control, to the discipline of a submissive in obeying the Dominant. Discipline remains one of the pillars of BDSMDominance/submission —the power play that physically & mentally occurs in a BDSM relationshipSado-Masochism (S/M)—Sado Masochism is the giving and receiving of pain for erotic pleasure. A Sadist is one who gets pleasure out of giving the pain, and a masochist is one who derives erotic pleasure out of receiving the pain. The pain may be physical or mental, and may vary from very light (a bite, a pinch, a name-calling) to very heavy (caning, i
Mariah Carey
Heard this tonight, Great song had me, Great break up song they say. I just think music marks a part in you life. I guess I am marked heart & soul. Mariah Carey I Stay in Love Lyrics: Oh oh ooh ooh Oh oh ooh ooh Oh oh oh ooh ooh Oh oh ooh ooh Oh oh ooh ooh Oh oh oh ooh ooh Oh baby Baby, I stay in love with you Dying inside cause I can't stand it Make or break up Can't take this madness We don't even really know why All I know is baby I try and try so hard To keep our love alive If you don't know me at this point Then I highly doubt you ever will I really need you to give me That unconditional love I used to feel It's no mistaking We're just erasing From our hearts and minds And I know We said let go But I kept on hanging on Inside I know it's over You're really gone It's killing me Cause there ain't nothing That I can do Baby, I stay in love with you And I keep on telling myself That you'll come back around And I try to front like "
Attention All Shadow Levelers
Well today something happened.I have been told y many that we arent allowed too have more then one account.The Shadow Leveler Home Page has been deleted by Fubar. Im not sure the real reasoning. At this point in time we will use the Helpers page as the homepage. This is where we will go too post and find level ups. shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...@ fubar I need all of your help!!!! This is a mandatory thing.I need all levelers too send a private message too the home page so that we can do a up too date blog with the members. It doesnt have too be anything more then title member. Please if you see another leveler on your pge ask them if they checked this blog out.
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The Piano
This entry was inspired by a news item I caught this evening about a piano found abandoned in the woods of Harwich near Cape Cod Massachusetts. The Baldwin piano, which required 6 men to lift it into a van for removal, was found in tune and perfect condition along with a piano bench. The Piano A swirl of autumnal leaves cascade ‘round the piano in the wooded glade Pagan pianist unknown unseen Composing ballads to his forest queen His melody haunts the icey air Deep within his arboreal lair Her ethereal form floats by night Disappearing with each morning’s light His muse from which inspiration springs Accompaniment to the song she sings Phantom fingers on ivory keys Unlock the forest’s mysteries
Changing Of The Guard
CHANGING OF THE GUARD 'Constitutional crisis' looming over Obama's birth location Alan Keyes lawsuit warns America may see 'usurper' in Oval Office Posted: November 14, 2008, 8:40 pm Eastern http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php... The California secretary of state should refuse to allow the state's 55 Electoral College votes to be cast in the 2008 presidential election until President-elect Barack Obama verifies his eligibility to hold the office, alleges a California court petition filed on behalf of former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and others. The legal action today is just the latest is a series of challenges, some of which have gone as high as the U.S. Supreme Court, over the issue of Obama's status as a "natural-born citizen," a requirement set by the U.S. Constitution. WND senior reporter Jerome Corsi even traveled to Kenya and Hawaii prior to the election to investigate issues surrounding Obama's birth. But his research and discoveries only raised more qu
How I Get To Spend The Holidays!!
About a month n half ago, doctor said I had HPV virus and mild dysplasia. Well after biopsy pin pointed to one area, surgery went fine cut out the area of bad cells. Well the results came back on that, i went from Stage 1 to Stage 3 in that month n half. So now have a major surgery schedule, to remove the uterus. Ya at 27 i get to have it removed, thank god for my two kids. Dec 10th is surgery, just in time for me to take two weeks to relax. Hoping to be moving by Christmas. So Merry Christmas to all and hope u have good holidays. I will be around but at this rate i have Two weekends to get all shopping down and everything else. MUAH and miss ya'll. will be around when i can get on. Beth
Dear Dad!!!
Dear Dad, Did you know, I woke up Thanksgiving morning, at about 7:30 am, With such a strong feeling that I was seriously ill or would soon be dead. I was covered in a cold sweat, chest hurting and heart beating so fast, I was scared, but didn't know, in those few minutes, you had pasted. And still to this day I shed many tears and hurt inside, the pain is so raw, For you Dad aren't here anymore, to catch me when I fall. Dad I want you to know, you have, and always will be my Hero and a true man, I'm still looking for Mr. right, the one who will sweep me off my feet, and make me his fan. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for teaching, and loving me to the end, You need to know you aren't just my Hero and Dad, but one of my truest and dearest of friends. I am proud to be your baby girl, a pride I hold so close, I miss you so very much, but it's your awesome wisdom I miss the most. In a place filled with shadows since the day I felt
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Thank You All
i wanted to thank everyone who left comments and voted on my mumm. I needed to hear everyones opinions. i didnt do it for attention. i just wanted to know what was up. and like i said i know every stripper excuse is they are stripping to pay for college. but i really do need help paying for school. i have been in college for 5 years and just dont want to throw it down the drain. Yes i can get a part time job. but that is not going to help me paying for my school. i have to pay rent, car payment, lights, food etc. im not trying to be a bummer either. you know its just a crossroad i need to make. but once again thank you for all of your support. RAch
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Breath
keep you here locked away never more can i say how my heart beats for you. never have I felt so real. emotions racing. can't hold you here but never shall i let you go. lately even more so. i die inside wishing for you to be with me once more. I can't breath any longer with out you here. you haunt my dreams. the only place we can truely be together. finally to make my dream a reality once again. chance it all take that bet. give it all up. desicions haunt my head like the ghost of a past that seems like it should be the future. the love i found in you is the love that made me whole. forever is what i always believed. but alone is something thats seems more real to me. Little blue bird if you see him there please whisper something in his selfish ear. Tell him I'm waiting that I'll always be there. Sing him a song to show him i care. Tell him of the tears that have already fallen. Tell him that my heart is despreatly calling. Tell him he needs to come for he's stolen
Characteristics Of Healthy Relationships
OK MY FRIENDS ... i came across a page that was folded up among my books and i BELIVE and feel that this will help not only myself but hopefully some of you as well... the following is a list like a check list of many "ATTITUDES AND BEAHVIORS" that either are or are not present in ones own life and then many relationships we all have.. wether its a friendship, and intimate relationship , parent... print this off and sit and either check things off as u realize this different little things... hope this helps you all. HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING ATTITUDES AND BEHAVIORS ARE PRESENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS??? 1. COMMUNICATION is open and SPONTANIOUS (including LISTENING) 2. RULES/BOUNDRIES are clear and explicit, yet allows flexibility 3. INDIVIDUALITY, FREEDOM, and PERSONAL IDENITY is ENHANCED!!!! 4. Each enjoys doing things for SELF, as well as for the OTHER 5. PLAY , HUMOR, and HAVING FUN is common place 6. Each does not attempt to "FIX" or contro
A Different Christmas Poem
Admiration by Me The hunger lingers for that moment in time Longing for those whispers of gentleness Never to know her to only a dream Anticipation for her words of kindness Trusting her with all your soul Knowing nothing but only her heart Faith in her to catch me when I fall Standing there with a smile of virtue The reverie of her never will I touch Thankful to the knowledge that she shares I am humbled by warmth from her eyes To awake anew to a life full of love A Different Christmas Poem author unknown The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by
My Life As Of Now...
Lonliness
Well, if you read my last blog, you knew that I was having a hard time with feelings for someone that didn't seem to have enough time. Well, as the days change, I at least found out his true colors. He is a liar and I really should have listened to my gut in the first place. I am much happier now that I do not have that doubt hanging over me. I hope that they are happy together. I hope the karma bug bites him twice as hard. Maybe that is the wrong way to be around Christmas time, however, right now, I just can't send any "good will" his way. I am however, extremely glad I saw his true colors before it was too late. At least, I partially got out of having my heart broken, again. Good riddance to you. It is a damn shame, because you not only lost someone that cared deeply about you, but, you lost a damn good friend too. A few years ago, I met a fabulous man. He was a man that I was drawn to immediately. He made me laugh, made me smile and we generally got along quite we
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"too Twisted For The Campfire: Dark Adult Poems Of Horror, Madness, And Death"
Hi all, As some of you may know, I currently have several published books to my credit and the positive feedback I have recieved from many here and elsewhere regarding my dark poetry has convinced me that I will now author a new book featuring the stories posted here and many more not yet posted. This new self published book will be called, "Too Twisted For The Campfire: Dark Adult Poems of Horror, Madness, and Death." I am sincerely hoping that I can involve two of my good and talented friends, Scabby Cadaver and Seth Rose, both of whom have worked with me in the past on my live performance photos and in creating original dark artwork for my promo materials, to provide sinister photos and artwork to grace it's pages. I will keep everyone updated on it's progress. Cheers, Steve
Early Dvd Reviews
Ok people I REALLY tried here! I made it through almost an hour of it but I just can't get into it. I have no idea who the movie is geared towards. There are adult references that would make it inappropriate for some children and it's not adult enough to be for adults only. I think I'm going to take it out now and put something else in. If you HAVE to see it because it has Vince Vaughn then enjoy. You very well may actually like it :P Ok, so I figured that since I work at Blockbuster and I get to bring home movies before they are released on DVD I would let people know what I think about them after I watch them. I just got done watching Hancock and was telling my poi that she had to go and rent it tonight because it's such an awesome movie but I realized she couldn't rent it until Tuesday. So coming up in a few minutes will be my review for Hancock. Followed later by Space Chimps and Fred Claus. Enjoy everyone and make informed decisions when you go to your local vide
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Is Obama The "messiah" That Muslims Are Waiting For??
Is Obama the "Messiah" that the Muslims Are Looking For? Bible-believing Christians are joyfully anticipating the return of Jesus Christ, the true Messiah. Islamic followers have a false “Christ” for which they wait. He is called Mahdi, which means “Divinely Guided One.” The full meaning is “a messianic deliverer who will fill the earth with justice and equity, restore true religion, and usher in a short golden age lasting seven, eight, or nine years before the end of the world.” (Britannica, 1991 Ed. Vol. 7, Page 696.) It is scary to hear the hyper descriptions, reports of emotional titillation, and the actual term “messiah” being assigned to Barack Obama. Muammar al-Qaddafi, president of Libya -- one of the nations to join Russia and Iran in marching on Israel -- recently endorsed Obama. Here are his words, “There are elections in America now. Along came a black citizen of Kenyan origins, a Muslim, who studied in an Islamic school in Indonesia. His name is Obama,” said Qaddaf
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Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow. Toast to champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow. If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day. You want me to play You best bring your brain You best bring your money. Yay! Make me a superstar. Yay! No matter who you are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCejji2pOT0
Poeta : Cinquains : Multi-verse Forms
Again in my Dreams Memories true, unclouded and free Is how I nightly dream of thee For pure as honey, sweet and light The remembrance of your love Keeps me through the night Golden dreams of you my dear Next to my heart I keep them near Locked in a place safe from the harms Cruel Fate deals unforgivingly until Again I hold you in my arms Every breath with which you drew Reconfirmed what I always knew Something lives yet inside your heart Soon again to be awakened in your breast That which will refuse to keep us apart You are my honey, my one true treasure The depth of my love to great to measure I shall always strive to win back your hand To meet you again on a field of green Professing my love next to you I stand To always fight true the good fight To strive forth eternally with all my might Love, the greatest of all virtues Like St. George against the Wyrm I shall battle all to be again with you Of Ravens and Writing Desks There are no mysteri
My F#%*ed Up Life.
Now this is fucked up shit. Its awesome that I get to travel to the British Isles free of cost. The downfall is that I got to study the technology there
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Thanksgiving Blessing
For Any And All That wish it .............. Thank you, Earth, For your abundant bounty. I gratefully receive your gifts and blessings. For the air I breathe, I thank the plants and trees. The air, the fire, The water, and the earth. Thank you for sustaining my life And nourishing me. For the blessings of loved ones, who help me along life's path. I am thankful. My life is full to overflowing with gifts of ancestors. Courageous souls who survived, And made my life possible. Thank you great spirits of the cosmos, for the lessons I sometimes try to avoid, But which I need. And for the joys and pains which open my spirit and expand my heart. I am grateful for health, abundance, and challenges, each unique. Thank you all who have touched my life's journey. Each new day is a gift, To which I pledge the best of myself. For the blessings of life's great circle continue in me. From the cave to the stars, I have always been and will al
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i get no love, i feel rejected by tons of people, and no guys actually find me attractive, been called a dude. maybe i am what people think of me as...a fat ugly loser with no life
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So i had a few groups on here ask me to repost their stuff most of you know i stay far away from the fu group crap till now If you ask the question oh sonny can you repost this be ready for the comeback question from me of Got Mona? without Ms Mona in your group sorry folk's no repost ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ (♥All Girl Group♥) I make 1 other exception for the sinful kittie's so save your time i am sorry Sinful Kitties Homepage
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I really do not know what is going on but all day I have felt drained . All day long I have felt as if I was coming down sick , I am tired and sluggish, which isn't like me in the least . The only reasonable answer would be I am getting sick just before the holiday. But the way my luck goes I still have to work sick or not . At least its going to be quiet and slow the way I love it .
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Random Life Stuff
My convo with my ex, this is when we broke up. I left him. This was on 11.17.08 ( he took it a lot better then I thought he would. He always said that he was my soul mate and couldn’t live with out me. Wonder if that was a lie ) Me : It does thanks. My bday was so good that there is no words to describe it, thats how good it was. And i'm doing so much better since you and i are not together. No offense to you, its just the drama is gone, i'm taking care ok ky better and i'm so much happier. So up being only friends and nothing more is perfect. You do realize that you and i will never be together again under any circumstance right? And if you cant deal i'm sorry. Just walk away now and have a good life. Him : wells thats good I plan on moving out of state as soon as most of my bills are paid off. in a couple of years. so i'll probly not be in touch when I leave. Me : I dont want you to keep in touch then or now. I'm moving on with my life. You should to. Him : ok have a
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i have a twitter account now. it's like sheep following the leader from one place/site to another. twitter.com/alwaysthequeen it's private unless you ask. the question now is, what the heck does this site offer? seems like another facebook but just a headline message.... is that correct? any suggestions regarding twitter? Queen
Just A Poem
alone again Going deeper in my thoughts never seen this side of myself, no i don't pity myself, or feel low i just make sure that i am all there my brain says one thing and my body does another, I have felt the rain on my face and it feels like tears flowing from my eyes so warm and comforting at times. i will not wish it to go away i will only hope it stays to wash my body of the sins i think i might have committed i feel i need to be purified and taken under someones wings to be told how to do it all over again. I miss not knowing how to make myself whole. I want to be heard, touched, controlled, and loved. Is that to much to ask? I cry alot not for the hope someone will pity me but to cleanse my soul. Please don't look down on me just offer a hand and a heart along with a leash and a collar.
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Thank You All!
I don"t really know how to start this. But here goes. First off I would like to give a sincere heartfelt Thanks to all who have helped me along the way from the time I joined Fubar. I never thought I would make it to Oracle today. When I started my Auto 11's I needed 6.4 mil to make it. But with the love of of many ,, many wonderful whom I cant name because there were to many. But you all know who you are and so do I. I made Oracle. Now I can relax and help many others reach their goals on here. If there is ever anything I can do to help any of you please let me know. Again much love and many thanks to all. Joe This brought to you by me Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~R/L Hubby of ~Farscapecat~@ fubar
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Master's
To crawl on the floor for a great Master is not a bad thing its shows that you know how to be a good slave! To have some onw say that Y/you are theirs is a honor. I have made a lifestyle choice that I tend to keep in my life forever. To crawl on the floor for a great Master is not a bad thing its shows that you know how to be a good slave! To have some one say that Y/you are theirs is a honor. I have made a lifestyle choice that I tend to keep in my life forever. I am a smart and geniune sub, with a open mind and a great heart, I love to give my all and make my Master happy! I am just a regular person who does not heal well my heart has been hurt alot, but i believe that makes me a better person. i believe that I can be a great sub to a great Master with giving my all to Him!
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Tierd Of The Crap
You know its realy bad to hear all the conplaning and everythang about being single ! But yet when a man shows some intrest in thim thay run like oh no a nuther game ! I am not a game player at all !!! I am man that is looking for a lady thats wants a ltr ! ! ! ! ! One that knows what it is to have response ablitys and is able to understand thay need to be met. Yes i am a single dad and yes it is full time !!! Why should every woman i meet on here see single dad run My ex has no part in are life nore do she want a part in are life that why she left! ! ! ! ! Step up give it a chance be a woman and a lady !!! FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP THE CRAP AND GIVE IT A SHOOT sorry for the spelling its never ben my strong spot
Poem
Too many words left unspoken. Too many feeling left bottled up. Hurt so many time it seems numb inside. my heart can't take much more, yet here i am. once again putting my heart on my sleeve. for all the world to see. still no one to share my dreams. No smiling face greets me when i walk in the door. no one to tell my deepest secrets. A dream, a fantasy, of my prince is all i cling too. Soon I can't distinguish between dream or reality. The dream engulfs me till one day I accidentally bump into my real life prince.
Bad Conversationist
It seems like people nowadays are getting very difficult to deal with (now im not talking about anyone in particular......okay maybe i am, but chances are this is not about you). Even talk to for that matter. Now i say this because when i talk to some people via text message, or instant messenger, or email they only give you one word answers.....and by that i mean answers like ya, na, lol (or any variations of), nm u, o i c, nice, or things like that. Basically close ended answers to which you cannot reply to without changing the subject. See it wouldn't be so frustrating if they didn't want to talk that second now that is understandable, but what's worse is they get mad when you don't reply back or stop you talking to them!!!!! If the one word answers are not frustrating enough, what you talk to people about is just as bad. Now no im not saying the only thing that people should talk to me about is sex or nudity or whatever, im not saying that at all. Im saying that there ar
Auto 11's On
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Tattoo's
     Dragon Done 2. Personal Symbol 3. KmK Crown - Back side of lower L. Arm 4. Redo/Addon to Pentacle/Hatchet man (Double Lines, Fillin Spots, Add MMFWCL4L * WC4L * Blessed Be) 5. Ankh - Unknown 6. Eagle - Back between Shoulders 7. Power Words (Rune) - Lower R. back 8. The Seven Deadly Sins (Rune) - Lower L. Back 9. "The BullDog" - R. Top Breast 10. "Reverend BlackKlaw" L. Top Breast 11. BullDog Head w/ Crossed Flags (Confederate & Colorado) - R. Breast 12. Leprachon - L. Breast 13. Black & Red Butterfly - Unknown 14. "Dedicated to the Butterfly" - Unknown (Under the Butterfly) 15. Elemental Card Hand - Unknown (4 Aces w/ Joker Spades - Fire Diamonds - Earth Hearts - Water Clubs - Air Joker - Spirit) 16. POW/MIA Flag - Lower R. Leg 17. Stewie Head (Family Guy) In Picture Frame - Top Upper L. Leg 18. Bart Head (Simpsons) In Picture Frame - Lower Upper L. Leg 19. Bender Head (Futurama) In Picture Frame - Top Lower L. Leg 20. Rodger Head (American Dad) In Picture
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To My Fubar Friends
Hello My Fu-Bar friends and family, I have upload some tags in my stash in the pics catagory for you that I made a time ago and since I have to be a certain level to upload them to fubar , I have done them this way so you wont miss out. It's just my way of saying a Big Thank you to you all for all the R/F/A AND helping me get to where I am . Thanks Guys you all Rawk in my book Love you all God Bless SunnyDays Please leave comment so I will know you got your tags. Thanks!
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If any of you can just spare a few seconds of your time, please rate these two photos for me. I have entered a rates only graphics contest that my friend Ms. B. is hosting. Thank you and have a great day. RED Z28 HAS AUTO 11s!!! And he's paying for your rates! 10k per 100 during Happy Hour. Msg him when you're done! ENDS WED AT 9pm FUBAR TIME. He's my best friend on fubar & needs a good spanking!! Tell him the Princess sent you! BONUS! I will pay you an additional 25k above what he pays you... For each set of 100 ACTUAL 11's!! =) Just tell him in your msg & he will let me know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREDERICK!!! xoxo RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar Brought to you by..... cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar
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MYTH: The demise of the American auto industry won't really affect the American way of life. FACT: What happens to the U.S. auto industry matters on Main Street. From plants to parks. From dealerships to driveways. From gas stations to grocery stores. What happens in the automotive industry affects each and every one of us. In fact, the collapse of the U.S.-based auto industry wouldn't just impact the nearly 355,000 Americans directly employed by the Big Three. One out of every 10 people in America is employed in a service that is related to the U.S. auto industry. If a plant closes, so does its suppliers, the local stores, the hot dog vendors, and the local restaurants. The effect would be devastating in ways of which you never have thought: Nearly 3 million jobs would be lost in the first year alone – with another 2. 5 million to follow over the next two years Personal income in the United States would drop by more than $150. 7 billion in the first year The co
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The Country Of Texas
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848. ) We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to Take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election. We'll miss you too. Here is what can happen: #1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States , Texas immediately secedes from the Union . #2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas . So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic? 1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry. 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States. 3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole New meaning. 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that. 5. Natural Gas - again
Take Friends Seriously...
JESSICA~Kaleolani~ November 20, 2008 10:44 PM et's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I ha
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Reon
here is my msn and yahoo.. zoneinside_143@hotmail.com or zonesexy_143@yahoo.com
My Sister
My sister wont talk to me because my so called uncle told her i stool money that he had sent her and she believes him.....SO YOU ALL KNOW i didnt steel it and i would never stel a thing from anyone!!! and even though she knows that she is going to believe the bastard! and to think i use to be close to him and now he is trying to turn family against a few of us and so far its working. he has my sister pissed off at me so she wont talk to me she has everyone in a different state pissed off at my parents and they didnt do anything! the reason the fight even started is because he put a bill in my name because i was stupid and believed that he would pay it off....well he was putting the min. payments on it wich he said he would not do well my mom found out what he had done and she got pissed and held her anger in for a lil while and then one day and then confronted him about it well they had exchanged words and it pissed him off that she knew what he had done and he denied it all and she to
How I Am
This Song His how I am: I'm not suposed to be scared of anything, but I don't know where I am I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted and nobody understands (how I feel) I'm trying hard to breathe now but there's no air in my lungs There's no one here to talk to and the pain inside is making me numb I try to hold this Under control They can't help me 'Cause no one knows Now I'm going through changes, changes God, I feel so frustrated lately When I get suffocated, save me Now I'm going through changes, changes I'm feeling weak and weary walking through this world alone Everything you say, every word of it, cuts me to the bone I've got something to say, but now I've got no where to turn It feel like I've been buried underneath all the weight of the world I try to hold this Under control They can't help me 'Cause no one knows Now I'm going through changes, changes God, I feel so frustrated lately When I get suffocated, save me Now I'm going through cha
The Blog Page
Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all wise, all pervading, all powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So they formed energy into gases and gases into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. The Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and the human race so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth. The Goddess chose the Moon as her symbol, and the God the Sun as his to re
Writing
Seeing the future living in the past I never understood what made you last The dying embers that I see behind your eyes makes me think of all your lies A holding hand is what makes you calm but you let go the hand that holds You seek the dreams of the weak the blood you feel is what makes you peak The midnight screams that wake your sleep is what you feel makes you so deep A holding stare is what you fear while yet a casual glance is your trance A trusting friend never again you fucked it all up I say goodbye it's all been a lie Broken dreams and stealing wings for you that's all it brings Say goodbye don't give it the chance to die hold it back say goodbye.
She Thanks Master...........
But be prepared, this is going to hurt!" That was the thought that ran through her mind on that humid afternoon. It was that thought that caused her anxiety and the butterflies in her stomach. Those were the words Master had said to her about the punishment she was going to receive. She swore to herself that she was going to be his "good little girl" and take whatever punishment he thought she deserved. But never in her wildest dreams did she expect what he had in store for her. "You're late!" "Traffic." As she cast her gaze upon the floor that was the only response she could utter, but she knew it wasn't a good enough excuse. He led her to the back door, the afternoon punishments were going to take place in the woods behind his house. She was beside herself with excitement, after all this would be a first for her. The walk through the woods was unusually quiet. He did not speak so therefore she remained silent. As her thoughts wondered her body began to tremble with antic
Another Path In My Life
as i walk down the road and looks behind me and sees what life ha been and what life has 2 offer i see the happiness that life has to offer me ive gone from a very unhappy life to a life of love ,caring and gentleness a man who really loves me and doesnt try to change me accepts me for me and doesnt try to change that . I am the luckest woman in the world to have found this man Irocz i love you so much and thank you for coming into my life
Our New Owner
Hey Everyone.... We had the pleasure of being "bought" by the same wonderful woman in our recent auction!! So please meet our amazing new "Owner"......... ANNA Anna~Shadow leveler~The Pegasus Project -council ~ Teddy Bear Beer Hunter is my owner This is a Great woman!! She does so much for so many friends on here!! If you don't already have her on your friends list, you should go F/A/R her now!! If your lucky enough to already be a friend, Go show her lotsa love!!! She deserves it!! Oh and she ALWAYS has Auto 11's running too!!! *This Loving Pimpout brought to you by* ❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤ R/L Fiance'of ❤Jakξ The §Ñakξ❤Proudly Owned By Anna ~AND~ Jakξ The §Ñakξ R/L Fiance'of ❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤ Proudly Owned By Anna
Our New Owner
Hey Everyone.... We had the pleasure of being "bought" by the same wonderful woman in our recent auction!! So please meet our amazing new "Owner"......... ANNA Anna~Shadow leveler~The Pegasus Project -council ~ Teddy Bear Beer Hunter is my owner This is a Great woman!! She does so much for so many friends on here!! If you don't already have her on your friends list, you should go F/A/R her now!! If your lucky enough to already be a friend, Go show her lotsa love!!! She deserves it!! Oh and she ALWAYS has Auto 11's running too!!! *This Loving Pimpout brought to you by* ❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤ R/L Fiance'of ❤Jakξ The §Ñakξ❤Proudly Owned By Anna ~AND~ Jakξ The §Ñakξ R/L Fiance'of ❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤ Proudly Owned By Anna
Virtual Gifts
Thank you "Chicky" Virtual Gifts @ Comments101.com
Military Life
Passing my 8 year mark in serving in the army, i start to look back to the many challenges, heart break, and just how my life has turned since I raised my hand and put on the uniform. 2 divorces, 2 children later I'm still no closer into finding happiness than i was when i was 17.  I have traveled all across the world have seen such wonderful sights, and some not so great to remember. Done things the common man would shit himself, yet I do not feel proud. infact I do not feel anything, so much has happened it hard to put into words, but yet i keep going on, I continue to serve afraid of what would happen if i ever got out. Now I'm starting over again, new post, new home, new state. Alone again, missing my sons like a piece of me is missing, though that is the army life. Some families cant survive the long deployments, the constant training. Though I wish all could.      These are just my random thoughts n rants, better to get them out than keep them in.
Compassion Vs What I Want
Surveys (boredom)
Adult survey Body: For those of us older than High School age! Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?!'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcohol?'... 49.. questions for the people who are a little older 1. What bill do you hate paying the most?.. Rent because it takes the most of the money..lol 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Ya know, I don't think I've ever had a Romantic Dinner, how sad. 3. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sleeping, but it's too early 4. How many colleges did you attend? One 5. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? Because I had to work..lol 6. What are your thoughts on gas prices?. Amazed I am paying half the price I did 2 mos ago. 7. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?. I woke up an hour before the alarm..lol 8.Last thought before going to sleep last night?.. Umm yeah OK 9. Do you m
New York State Of Mind
There comes a time in the lives of all who cherish the heart of another, that sharing a private, special place is a dream long held. For years, I've wanted to take that one special person to that one special place. So many times I had been there, but always spent the evening across the table from people with whom I was doing business. During those long and sometimes tedious evenings, my mind would wander. This, I thought to myself, is that one special place where I will take that one special person. For years, as my memory declined, I kept this one special place in mind, so that when that one special person took my hand, I would know just what to tell the cab driver. I held out my hand, and the cab stopped. I'll never forget, he pulled over at the corner of 79th Street and 7th Avenue. Take us, please, to the corner of Mulberry and Hester Streets. Take us, I thought quietly, to that one special place, so this one special person will make that long held dream come true
Gotta Be Somebody
Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end? Is
First French Prophet ?
hi to all I will activate auto 11 bling today 11/23 at 9:00 am futime, ty to all who will come help me, i am trying to be the first french prophet on fubar. sum random blings will be given !!! i wish yu all a blessed day hugzzzz !!!!
Friendly Warning
Submission
Sounds that echo in the night Reminds her of the silence Filtered through her blinded sight And heightened in defense Goose bumps risen, hair on end Shivers up and down her spine Senses on alert ascend Adrenaline rush of fear sublime Flinching in anticipation Of the pain which she so craves Welts rise slowly, one by one Her body, heart and soul enslaved
Deleting
ive had a mass deletion t day and hav deleted over 100 friends as these peeps don know me or evan talk to me so ive raped my friends list lol . If ive made a mistake and deleted sum 1 i shouldnt hav ,emme no . Im a reral person lookin for real peeps as friends :) cheers yall
Reasons
Well I have been a lot of thinking of late, and I realize that some questions in my life need answered. I have been asked why I am still single and such, well it’s quite simple really, and I don’t want to be in a relationship! And I have my reasons; my heart has been so broken that it may never heal. I got so fucked over by my last love that I don’t want to be with anybody. But that is just one reason. I am bipolar, and most people can’t handle someone like that, they just don’t understand or have the patients that it takes to deal with someone like that. I have been rejected because of it, and made to feel as if I am not good enough. Me being sick is not my fault! Its not like I choose to be like this, I really didn’t and if I could I would change it, but I can’t, so I deal with it. Also I don’t want to be in a relationship because I just don’t think I can love anyone ever again. I gave so much of my self to my last one that I just don’t think there is nothing left. I don’t believe in
Poeta : Octets
Tantric Circles Concentric tantric circles Copulating with in a sphere. Consciousness, reality refined, Focused, the two intertwined. Combined displays of pleasure Rippling one to the other as one Within the whole of the all Rocking, like waves sublimed. Nefartari Nefartari, Where are you tonight? Where are you, Queen of the desert sands? Where are you When I need to dream Golden dreams Of distant lands? 12-31-98 Thank you... Thank you... Thank you for what is so precious and dear For the comfort in your eyes, so tender and clear For the understanding caress you so freely share As, like a dream, you chased away my every care Thank you... Thank you for knowing what I needed so much The half-forgotten dream of a feminine touch And for giving to me what I so dearly miss The tender, sweet gift of a feathered kiss Again... Thank you
Inspiration For Those Of Us Who Voted Because We Felt Need For Change In This Country.
"Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course" Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned "Titanic". I'll give you a sound bite: "Throw all the bums out!" You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore. The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom
Poeta : Doggeral
Rotting corpses stink And require lots of Drain-o When shoved down your sink There’s a putrid leak From your Hiroshima smile... Fucking mutant freak! a clean pate My hair line is thinning And getting rather bare I wonder why that could be? Perhaps I’m losing my hair
Love For My Friends~
I thought love was only true in fairy tales Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all my dreams Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried I thought love was more or less a giving thing Seems the more I gave, the less I got What's the use in trying All you get is pain When I needed sunshine, I got rain Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Not a trace of doubt in my mind I'm in love I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbo
On Bended Knee
So the prince would like to tell me a poem of love? whilst bent on knee with ring in hand? You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die. VIOLA Nor you for me. WILL Good bye, my love, a thousand times good bye. VIOLA Write me well. WILL (VO) whose soul is greater than the ocean … and her spirit stronger than the sea's embrace … not for her watery end, but a new life beginning on a stranger shore
~the Endless Sea~
My story starts at sea...a perilous voyage to an unknown land. A shipwreck. The wild waters roar and heave. The brave vessel is dashed all to pieces, and all the helpless souls within her ...drowned. All save one: a lady...whose soul is greater than the ocean and her spirit stronger than the sea's embrace. Not for her a watery end, but a new life beginning on a stranger shore. It will be a love story for she will be my heroine for all time. And her name will be..
Poetta : Quatrains
Of my flesh I can claim no possession For all we are is borrowed time in temporal clay I am more than the extent of my limbs I have been and shall be again before the day is through (this was among those I wrote in the days before donating my kidney) Prophesy Angels shake with fear Holding devils near Angel, cry a tear You die now I hear Prophesy, prophesy Please bend an ear Omens of darkness I weep a black tear Lost in a world Of hope and false love Die now, no struggle Come take this black glove Not Not to waste a dance Not to waste a dream Not to waste a moment In this eerie, black lit scene Not to be a fool Not to cast disparage Not to let my ego Grow uncomfortably large Not to follow rabbits Not to wake the king Not to trust the cat When the Queen is smiling Not to play with fire Not to run afoul Not to trust the Blue-man Or he who wears the cowl Not to know tomorrow Not to know today Not to separate the past
Only 6100 More Comments To Go
Help SilverPixi Thank you to everyone that has gotten me this far. You all are the best!! Only 5600 more comments needed to win an AUTO 11 BLING in my giveaway. Any and all help is greatly appreciated and I returns the love. Pimp out Brought to you by her friends in The Friendship Circle (repost of original by 'Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'' on '2008-11-11 22:20:37')
Where Does A Heart Lie?
Where doth thine lady's heart lie? not within any sea, nor within any land, to which could not contain it, nor could the stars in the sky span it. A love that never began and never ended, but always has been, only to be discovered, embraced and lived, as two hearts knowing no other, and no other knowing them. To thee I shall never say goodbye, not to the one I have always loved, my lady, my love, of whom I will cherish forever. With all my heart,
New Kid On The Block
i never thought of 2010 coming and going this fast, but as time goes on the years go by quicker. well all i can say is that there is a never a dull moment when it comes to the year and life. sometimes we have to take in count of the good and bad, especially this years music industry. the worst artists of 2010 are justin beiber and soldier boy. here is a fubar's cheers and jeers that goes out to you. bottoms up you no talents. so out with the garbage to a new year of 2011. yeah, i am going to get booed and hate mail oh well life goes on but you know to all the haters who are reading this blog you are making me famous..lol. i love you bitches to death..lol. anyways back to what i was saying, the year was very interesting not all bad but interesting.i met a few people along the way and learned a lot as well. would i trade it for the world? hell to the nah, it's all good. i do not have any regrets. the only regrets i have is none i think with what mistakes i made i felt like i came out on
Drown Me In Your Orgasm
Goldberg5306440
Party Time!!!!
I have went and did it this time!!! I am hosting a Happy Hour 11/23 at 11 A.M Fu-time. {2 P.M est} in hopes of getting closer to Oracle. I have added close to 2000 easy rate pics and will have an Auto 11 running at 1st HH. So lets all have a party. Much love and many thanks to all. Joe This brought to you by Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~R/L Hubby of ~Farscapecat~
Drops
Blogs From A Chef
http://www.fubar.com/blockuser.php this link is good to know,,my ex got my password and i just about went nuts trying to get my new girl unblocked!!lol well for anyone else,there it is
Riden Hard Put Away Wet
My First Blog
This is my first blog. Don't come here. This is a terrible place. Blogs are smelly.
New Poems Starting November 22, 2008
I dont know. My days just run together now. My life... at the moment... Seem's meaningless. Everything I think about.. It's... not normal for me. Its like... Its like the past. I... I shouldnt be thinking like this. People would call me crazy for my thoughts. But I can not help it. I dont know what to do. I feel... abandoned sometimes. I know I shouldnt. But I cant help it I want to talk to him... I miss him. Everything is... cockeyed & crazy right now. God I love him so much. I know he's doing stuff for our future. But still.. my heart aches missing him wanting to talk to him. I feel like crying. But I have no tears to cry. I want to cry. But my body wont let me. ♥ Rylee Mier
New Lounge
come check out southern by the grace of god for good country music and fun
Idiot
->ME: lol cool :) ripcurl1557: haha i was joking with you but if you dont belive me fine ur kinda ugly anyway ->ripcurl1557: and you looker older than 25 ->ME: and if you were, you wouldnt be asking me if I was into older guy, since we are only 3 years apart. So no, not convinced ->ME: you arent 25 ripcurl1557: 25 ->ME: how much older ripcurl1557: do you like older guys ->ME: sure? ripcurl1557: HELLO!!! wow you a freaking knockout. can i ask you something
Life Sucks
I Need Help
any 1 who wants to me promote a new lounge i just made let me know please will some 1 please help me make promotions 4 my new lounge fun in the sun
Fjdksjfdklsjklfds
Love meLove me 'cause I'm your only oneThat beautiful fulfillmentof sensual concealment...you give me butterfliesFuck mefuck me like you fucked herthat erotic releaseof absolute bliss...your secretive lying eyesHug mehug me 'cause I'll never see you againthat painful sensationof my desperation...you'll be my demiseHate mehate me like you've never hated beforethat sensitive exposureof not having closure...you say your final goodbye     -ash I am a lost cause on this earth nothing in the eyes of those around a useless fuck conceived at birth better off 6 feet in the ground ...I am your curse I am the black sheep of the herd a plague among the existance of man a lifeless vessel that only hurts a corrupt soul filled with sin ...Someone for you to subvert I am a remnant of reality nothing more than an infection with no cure much like disease beyond anyone's sight of perception ...I aim to displease         The unwanted lonerWho's never good enoughan outcastthat had to b
Train Out Of Hell
You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment. When you have rated everyone...send a message to me (Ike) to be added to the list (if you do not message me, I do not know you have completed the list). Rate the Fire & Hell folder to get your personalized tag. The Riders... 1. Ike™ 2. ♊aGEM4life♊ {Shadow Leveler} ღOwner Of The Life-Savers Familyღ 3. UnknownCowboy~Husband of Learning2fly (Account is set to friends only...simply send him a private message saying Train Out of Hell) 4. The BULLdaddy~Be Real or Be GONE~ 5. HersheyK 6. jc9764, Fu Owned by Katt1114 , Promoter for Hocking Radio, Member of The Life-Savers Family 7. ♥ TROUBLE ♥ PROUD ARMY MOM ♥ MY BABY'S ARE MY LIFE ♥ 8. *~*Niffy*~*Owned by Bartab*~* Moostris to RedHotSaphire*~*aGEM4life's
Do You Want An Nsfw Salute?
I haven't been getting any love shown lately. Im stuck on this level and I want to level up. If you would be nice enough to Bling me an Auto-11, I would gladly reward you by making a Personalized NSFW salute to show you my gratitude. Please help a girl out? chart_obama_3.gif What the stimulus means for youvideo What the stimulus means for you More Videos Quick Vote What is hurting you the most? * Housing meltdown and foreclosures * Job cuts and unemployment * Cutbacks in government services or View results NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- You've probably noticed: The Obama administration and Congress are talking about spending an unprecedented sum of money to try to revive the economy. President Obama and House Democrats laid down the marker with an $825 billion package of spending and tax cuts. The Senate version will be taken up by two committees on Tuesday. Dozens of proposals. Hundreds of pages of legislation. Billions of dollars
Fu Hubs
Hey It's ME RickaChez! I am in search of the perfect Fu- Hubby! If you think u can be him let me know and we will see! Alright yall I love yall and hope to hear from u soon! Marry me crazy ppl lol
Cancer
GOING FOR SURGERY MONDAY FEELING PISSED OFF BUT STAYING STRONG. JUST VENTING AND HOPEIN TO MAKE FRIENDS ON HERE. THANKS FOR READING.
Sorry
wrote a mumm and got my head bit off. just wanted to bitch. damn people get a grip
Difficult
Am i good enough for you, Am i strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When im kicked to my knees. Am i good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As i sit here again, Im alone day by day. I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. Its difficult to breathe, Its difficult to see, Its what you need, But everythings so out of your reach.
Blocked Members!!!
Below is a list of members I have blocked (list updated 11-28-08): ...User #2255000 (doug) ...User #1004471 (raleighfella) ...User #530529 (irandkim26) ...User #2250848 (Blade) ...User #1342101 (johnnieangel77) ...User #2242256 (havefun) ...User #1767682 (TLoveHer) ...User #1689833 (wraithe23) ...User #1115618 (chris_turner67) ...User #1868977 (shianz) ...User #2123817 (baby cakes) ...User #2273599 (guyinmirage) ...User #1338888 (helpme) ...User #2228344 (big m) ...User #1651405 (fat boy joe) ...User #1911076 (country boy) ...User #975367 (Anthony Flora...NJ Original) ...User #1995183 (rollo69) ...User #2226661 (Wildstar71) ...User #2301205 (aarondeyton) ...User #2294272 (ddianeepooh) ...User #432391 (432391) ...User #2273328 (fireboy) ...User #764084 (shutterbug) ...User #1604705 (casser) ...User #2300018 (NOCTURNAL NIGHT) [4 attention seekers not included in list]
Legend Of The Snow Pt. 2
Rescue Under Way!
The two-man crew of the charter boat S.S. Minnow and five passengers on a "three hour tour" run into a tropical storm and are shipwrecked on an uncharted, uninhabited island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. We are on a rescue mission and your help is needed! To join this train You must be at least a level "5"! Those are the requirements The Hostess has set for the contest. Then all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train If you already have them on your list please re-rate them if you can and drop a profile comment saying "Joining you on the rescue mission!" Of course this is not your usual train. You will also need to leave 50 comments (please number them 1, 2, etc...) you can click on the following contest picture to get there. HELP THEM GET RESCUED OFF THE ISLAND BY COMMENTING THEM BACK TO THE MAINLANDS! Please be sure to R/F/A the Hostess of the contest first: ♥BooBoo♥ Founder o
Creepy
ok so i went out for my birthday at a place called dave and busters its a restaurant and i had to go to the bathroom and since i was drinking a lil and it takes me alot to really get me drunk but i did have a nice buzzed going anyways moving along i ask where the bathrooms at after i ask 4 times since i never been to this place before when i did i did my thing i had to do and while i was taking a piss this guy next to me started looking at my dick iam not really sure what he said becuse i had my music blasting in my ear but god damn you are not suppose to check out another guys junk that is just so wrong in so many ways iam very tire of getting hit on by guys .
Passionate Silence
She sat in seat 13-A, looking silently out the window at the ground slowly moving by 35,000 feet below her, occasionally interrupted by a soft cloud passing by on the Friday afternoon. Her drink sat half-finished on the tray table dropped down from the seat back in front of her. She knew she wanted this flight; she had to get away, and she knew that what she would encounter at the other end was something she wanted, no, needed for herself—to feel like a woman again. This trip was the end of the slavish life she had left behind, a life that had started out well but had gone sour, corrupted and decayed by infidelity and the loss of trust that had come with it. The reward for that infidelity and breach of vows was her angry silence. In that dark time first she had shied away from everyone in her hurt, choosing silence over words that would hurt those that didn’t deserve it. When that threatened to overwhelm her, she had sought solace for her own needs in the other she wa
Insane Guitar
Sean Jefferds
If theres a fubar in Heaven or Nirvana and you can read this I just want to tell you thanks for all the smiles you put on my face. All the times you made me laugh. Thanks for the time we went to the prom at Alfred Almond together I had a blast. Thanks for making your sister, Ang and I laugh til we cried when you got beat up by that girl at that smash mouth concert. Being a die hard Nirvana fan with me. I will never forget the 10 minute crash curse of driving my car before your drivers test and of course you passed. Thanks for the wonderful trip to Bethel, NY for the Phish concert. Thanks for all the times you saved your sister and I from falling down her bedroom steps when we were to stoned or drunk to walk. Thanks for all the hugs and memories I have of you I will miss you dearly and so will everyone who was lucky enough to have met you.
Kitty's Blog
Lost in time those with power shall rise Those who shun evil..with fearful eyes. Breaking the soul of the weak at heart Through the lies of society this life falls apart. The souls who lay restless to cry forsaken tears will live on to do evil through thousands of years These people we have forgotten still lurk in the light Of that same forgotten soul who continues to fight. The beauty is only truely seen through the eyes of the willing and fearless...may love be your light..through this world who has forgotten us..we will rise again..and they will be reminded of why they once feared this shadow... I love the way you talk, I love the way you smell, I love the way you make me laugh, Even when my life's a living hell. I love your smile, And your soft and gentle touch, I love the way you show you care, When the world seems like too much. I love the way you hold me, And make all my fears go away, I love the way you protect me, So I know you?re here to stay. I
Who Can It Be.....
there is a feeling of loss inside,so deep it's only felt once in awhile....looking to the sky for strength to get through another day....crying is like breathing,but never is it known to the outside world....can anyone see???will they know my thoughts and if they did,will i be judged???or worse ignored!!can i hold onto hope! will i break free of the chains of self-pitty or will they choke the life from my soul???somewhat in the dark...listening for the words to come...i am hearing a tiny voice but where is it coming from...what is it saying to me???finally....I'm broken from the shame of the only thing that i can feel....am I worthy? is there love for me? In my complete brokeness is where i am the closest to my resolve.....the only one who can take away the pain that criples me...the one to feel my hurt and dispair and still imbrace me with wholeness i dont deserve.....can this be?im feeling all warm from the inside of me....as i rise to see what this is that would lift my oppression a

Casablanca Is Gone
Bogey has fled the site. Of all the gin joints in all the world I had to walk into the one with the obviously highest number of faked profiles by "studs" and "sluts". The irony is a true young woman hit me up and I am willing to break my rules of adult fun with online site members as a birthday gift...and as confusing as this site is, she will probably never get my message and just like in the movie I'll spend the night with a coctail, black jazz piano player and as I don't do men the dark night will have another friend so let down by sites like this I will just let the bottle drink me for the night. As time goes by....................... Giving away love has become usual for me.  I can come to your city and love you more than other men in your past...I hope to see you in my inbox wanting to know more...be honest and sincere since when asked exactly all the insane details I promise to have 8+ hours designed just for you...the woman first to rock me like a hurricane will get a special
Tired Of It
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as i'm typin this i'm smokin a cigar and listening to daddys wild wood flower by raplh stanley when my father past away in january that ended my military career for the time one year in, i had a dry spell of 6 months and i made my mind up to get back in uniform i missed it, i swore back in to my previous contract to finish it out 8 years and 10 months when i done my prior service physical the doctor pulled me away after the screening and asked me as anything tragic happen in the past year or two i said ya i just lost both my parents she said its not that hard to tell its the facial expression you got and the way your head is tilted forward and your eyes look down they have that hollowed look i took a test she told me the results i was border line to having post traumatic stress disorder and the loss of my parents could be a factor damn her since then especially in reclassing school i would wake up in cold sweat and the barracks would be ice cold i recall one night about the
Auction Time
Fake Friends!!!
Ok i haven't been back on fubar long but had several friends before i deleted,haven't found them all yet but i am already going to redo my friends list one thing i did learn from the last time i was here was you have fake friends and you have real friends,and some of the ones that accepted to be a friend again hasn't been so why have them on my page --i haven't done anyone wrong but i don't need fakes as friends so you might noticed that my list of friends will be changing--and the ones i am talking about will know this first ---thanks for taking the time to read. Deb
The Three R's
AHH, The three R's Retribution, Restitution and Revenge. How sweet and painful the thought; heroin for the heart. The anger feeds upon itself I relish the pain. And what is the price we pay, the annihilation being so complete? What is left when thoughts and dreams and loves are gone? And still another day Rises and sets devoured by Rage. I Raise my head and scream. It is my Right! I have been wronged! Time does not heal; I have refused it's comfort, Robbed of innocence and hope I clamor for restitution; I want revenge! My new dreams have murderous undertones, The screams of the wicked drowned by the laughter of the righteous. Eventually unrecognizable each of their faces bleeds into the next. I am weary, My grasp on this fantasy weakens. I have not the stomach nor the heart left; I am destroyed. But can I become the oruobus? Only by his own destruction does he continue to grow. Nursed on fear and injustice he was fattened with my hate. Those other faces long gone
2008christmas
My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit but Christmas will be tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below. How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out
Things I've Learned Lately
So there are a few things I've learned Today. 1. No matter how good of a friend you are its never good enough for some people. 2. There are things that even you dont know about people you've known all your life. 3. There will always be someone out there that will hurt you no matter how high your build your wall. 4. You can be friends one minute and enemies the next. 5. If you allow them to people will take advantage of you at every turn. 6. True friends dont just want to be your friend when somethings wrong with them or they need something. 7. Taking risks wont always pay off and are almost never worth the effort. 9. No matter how hard you try there will always people how dont like you. 10. The internet is the internet..so believe about 1/3 of what people tell you and dont take it too seriously! 10. Dont take life so seriously 9. True friends give back what you give 8. When life hands you lemons instead of making Lemonade sometimes you have to grab the
Love
i recently just realized how deeply you can love a person...sometimes it does take distance to make you see what you desire...i always adored her as a dear friend...but as time goes on I find she is everything i have ever needed in a lady...ever desired in a lady...and i never saw this coming...i flirt with many...but i love this very special lady in my life like no other that i ever have...or ever will.anyone who thinks it is not possible just won`t ever know the feeling..I love you Neeky...here...in life...til I die...ty dad, for showing me the way and answering my prayers now what can I say here...Neeky is a lady i adore...I said that..did I say I am going to marry her?...yes...in time that is what I will do, I asked her already and she will...my God how I love her. It is amazing how you can feel...just the thought of her touch...I will always be there for her...to love and honor her as she deserves to be...to support her, to protect her, to walk beside her...and always desire her.
Poem
If you want to get back at him use something that is close to him but that only will hurt him so it depends do you want to keep or destroy his trust throwing words and secrets back in his face in disgust only you he confided in getting even isnt something thats a must he's angry jealous of people mostly guys close to you he wants to get even make you feel the way he do knowing now your angry he made u want to say your through You still like him got feelings for him thats the way it goes Dont let him act like a ass make sure he stays on his toes Talk to him when ur not angry and where it ends up only god knows My body's like a gun With the clip fully loaded I pull the trigger my words shoot out Piercing your mind as it exploded Blood pours out as the meaning Of my words hit you That bullet my thoughts stayed wit you That shot wasnt a through an through Not having rhymes is like Being taking off life support Its as if having a dream but because Of unforseen cir
Im In An Auction
wont you bid on me i will make it worth your wild *wink wink * cuum check it out http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=661564&i=3125868493&albumid=1325750
Need More Mifa Pplz
HEY GO TO MY MYSPACE I HAVE TO ADD U BUT I THINK U LIKE IT THERE IS A GAME ON THERE THAT U WILL LIKE AND ENJOY NO THIS ISNT A FLUKE ITS REAL OR ADD ME ON HERE AND GIVE MY ADDRESS TO MYSPACE AND ILL ADD U OH YA THERE IS A STREET RACING GAME ON THERE TO PLZ COME AND JOIN ME ON THERE
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Jon Kelly is an experiential researcher known for his studies of secret backwards messages encoded in human speech along with the production of spiritual phenomena recorded on camera. A popular guest in the media, his unique catalogues of audio and photographic materials have been featured on over 1000 international radio and television programs. Following is an interview Jon gave to American Chronicle on their series "On the Road to Roswell and Burlington 2008 RNN: Jon, thank you for doing this interview. I want to get right at it, so let's being with the question: Are there secret unconscious messages hidden backwards in human speech? KELLY: Yes there are and we can detect these messages with the help of a digital audio editing workstation. Most people know about Freudian slips that occur when the unconscious mind takes temporary control of the speech organs. People may end up saying things they later regret but these slips are involuntary on their part. For example,
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Pimp Outs!!
Will some of you or all of you please take your time out to rate and comment my friends picture for a contest he's in...PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Thank You   here is the link:     hopefully You can see that...if not here is the link to copy and paste in your browser:   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1839346&albumid=1577806&i=1852945290&idx=1   Thank You Very Much In Advance **if you haven't rated this blog..please do so**      
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The Truth About Men!
Okay so i have been thinking and all men will never change! And we as women will never understand them. Men are cocky, stuck up, jerks, and throw bigger fits then females do when they don't get there way. Besides MOST males are addicted to sex, give it to them once, and thats all they want. Now some of you guys will say, yeah what ever or shut up its not true while reading this but honestly.. THINK ABOUT IT! Us as women ten to be ignore when it come to what WE want or what WE like! especially if it interferes with "GUY TIME". And you all know what I'm talking about, its when a guy gets into his thing, like sports or a job or some stupid hobby... Examples: FIRE FIGHTERS! No matter how important any female is to any man we get the back seat to this passion. AND honestly IM SICK OF IT!! We as women deserve better then all of this. We deserve better then to have things said like "I can't talk to you right now, I'm with the boys," OR "The boys come first babe." SCREW THAT! We are stro
Addicted
Ok, I decided to stop by the mall today just to take a look at BRA/PANTY sets.. It's a pet peeve of mine, I know it's TOTALLY RETARDED, but you will "never" catch me without a matching bra and panty on... I'm sorry, they are a SET, Just like shoes.. just like socks...they are a SET.. anyway, I digress.. I was just browsing with no intentions of actually Buying.. Well, I CAN'T CONTROL Myself....I bought "3" new bra/panty sets today, came home and put them in the drawer and saw various other sets that I have yet to wear.. What is my addiction to bras and panties?????? I can not have enough.. There's no way I could ever have too many.. sooooooooo I have decided to add a folder for pictures.. everytime I buy a new set, I will add a picture of it.. omg lmao!! It's a SICKNESS, and maybe if I see all the pictures, it will make me realize, I'm obsessed with them...and that I need to STOP... .. yes, I'm also addicted to shoes, especially HEELS, but not quite as bad as for the pant
My New Favorite Hang Out
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Flashback (lsd Daze)
I Just wanna Say Before you Read thisThat this was for the most part over 25yrs ago& I've never Done Heroin or Needles I Remember Sitting in Jr. High in a Science Class watching a Film Designed To Scare us away from doing Drugs,I explicitly remember the scene where a Guy takes LSD looks in a Mirror see's himself as a Ware wolf & Runs out to the second story Balcony & Jumps off Fast Forward..... I Don't Remember what Grade, Not Junior Year cause I'd Smoked pot as a Sophomore I Kinda didnt Like it cause it made me feel dull stupid & Boring (That was before I Discovered High Grade Indica, Fallbrook Ses. & what-not)So Me and a friend Had quit pot for our Junior yearsomewhere in late High School I Discovered Whites(beanies, Speed) for the 1st timeI wanted to Run Faster Jump Higher, Be more alertso at least a senior, & maybe even after Graduation, That Summer I Took my 1st hit of LSD, I Believe it was Orange Sunshine...   Search Video CodesI started out w/ just a 1/2 hit to
My First...
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Lose One And Gain Another
I feel like a man of confustion. I dont know really much of any thing any more i try to do what i think is right then i realise what i think is right is sometimes wrong as well I was raised in a single parent home so its not always easy for someone that way to learn all that they need to know but one thing i thought i did learn was responsablity to family give them what they need over your own needs and ive felt good about that for a lot of years now I knowim not the best husband and father to my wife and kids but i do my best to love and provide for themthe best way i know how but maybe just providing a roof over their heads and food in their bellys isnt always what matters to being a good father and a good spouse love and comunication hve a lot to do with it as well but how do you comunicate when other dont do it either driving down the road for hours and not saying a thing because your worried maybe what im thinking isnt the thing they want to talk about so you say nothing at all i
Leveling! Auto11 Users
Leveling! Reg Users
Leveling
HEY YALL COME SHOW VIOLET SOME LOVE SHE HAS AUTO 11S ON ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED SHE IS TRYING TO LEVEL TO DISCIPLE AND NEEDS ALL THE LOVE HE CAN GET SO ADD/RATE/FAN/BLING HER TO DISCIPLE Violet20 Member Of Americas Brave&Proud Leveling Crew3,267,378 TO PROPHET
Thanx To All For The Love During My Auto 11's
I want to thank my great friends that came by and showed me all the love during my AUTO 11'S and a BIG thank you to the Regiment Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers, you guys are the best out there.You all helped me level and I am so gratefull ~Bratt~
Its True
this is the myspace for grown ups. lol. its good to be at a place where you can actually know who you are talking to.
Read My Profile
I find it amusing that there are some that just automatically believe that because you have a page on this site..that your going to get all down and dirty with them...Hahaha...Read a persons profile first you lame brains... Pay close attention to someones relationship status...or ask first before you make a fool of yourself...You think that because of my little naughty folder that I'm going to whore myself out to just anyone...Damn you have some growing up to do... Have you ever heard of treating a woman like a lady first?...And btw...I am one first and foremost... I can be just as naughty as anyone on here...But that is saved for my significant other...And trust me...He's a very happy man... Have a Beautiful Day... :)
Happy Hour
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Legend Of The Snow
Char finds she likes waking to the sounds of the soft wisps Jim makes as he sleeps. Not to mention how much she loves the feel of his strong arms wrapped around her and the way he is holding her lovingly. She can feel the warmth of his body and the smoothness of his skin next to hers as she lies quietly next to him lavishing in it. Afraid to move for fear of waking him, she must because she knows she can snuggle closer into him and she not only wants to do this, but she craves it. The risk is worth the benefit so she calculates her moves and closes the gap between their bodies. He moves slightly, but only to wrap her up tighter and to move his face next to hers, then he becomes still again. As she lies there she reminisces about their night of love making, and the hunger that was extinguished. An insatiable hunger she had long ago given up on feeding which was more than satisfied now. As she thinks about their night together, her only regret is that she almost torpedoed it ea
I Miss Him
I feel like a tortured soul, it's been 2 months since he walked away and hasn't returned! His touch, his smell, his laughter still linger in my mind like a catchie sound you just herd on the radio. After almost 17 years of LOVE! how can he just walk away? I catered to his EVERY beck and call. He got more respect in one min. that most people get in a lifetime! Woke up almost every morning the way men like too! Fed him, cleaned his house take care of our family, I did everything for him! And HE JUST LEFT! No explainantion, nothing just an I DONT KNOW! Is it over? He wont say! Is he coming home? We'll see! With these stupid holidays coming up all I want is HIM HOME! Or to sleep till The middle of Jan. All I want to know is WHY WHY WHY! What did I do? He calls or sends me texts, gives me momey, his ring is still there, but he... is not! Come home Papi! Please come home!
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OMG AM I CRAZY OR WHAT. HAVE WENT AND ENTERED 2 MORE AUCTIONS THE FIRST IS HOSTED BY SPIZZY SpizZy™@ fubar THEN I JOINED IN ON SWEET CHERRY PIE'S AUCTION ALONG WITH MY NEW FU HUBBY PLEASE SHOW HIM SOME FU LOVE AS HE IS NEW TO THE FU AND THEN FRIEND LEVELER JOINED IN SO WE ARE ALL 3 UP FOR GRABS AND THIS ONE IS HOSTED BY SWEET CHERRY PIE SO PLEASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE TOO §ŵ† Çĥ®®¥ þî€*SDMF*Co-Owner Daddys Leveler*Mrs English*GM@Immortal~XXtremeFullThrottleradi@ fubar
Body Parts
ok here is the deal. i dont see what all the commotion is about showing off your body. people say that its a private thing but if you have seen 1 boob, dick, pussy, ass whatever you can pretty much just what the other ones look like. i dont think the body parts themselves are private just the act you do with them. some would say its cause im a guy i know there are women out that feel the same way hell lok at most of the profiles on here.
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Started My Own Lounge
hey all i started my own lounge hit me up in their http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=63148 its called sensual seductions
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New Acct Link
This acct is will be deleted on 12/12/08, as soon and the VIP runs out. Here is the link to my new acct if you wish to be on it! Thanks! Crystal (new acct)@ fubar
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Cajun Angel
I am the liberal progressive's worst nightmare, I am an american.. I am a master mason and I beleive in God. I ride Harley Davidson motorcycles and believe in american product's. I beleive my money I make belong's to me and my family, not some liberal governmental fuctionary be it democratic or republican:. I'm in touch with my feeling's and like it that way!... I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer it makes you a smart american. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. GET OVER IT! I beleive if you are selling me a big mac do it in english. I beleive that everyone has the right to pray to hisor her god when and where they want to . My heroe's are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, and Willie G. Davidson That makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycle's. I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor!.. I know that wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching it or argueing about it. I've never owned a slav
Cleavage
so my sis is n this cleavage auction and she needs YOUR rate. She is tryin to get a vip and has to have the most rates. Also u can bid on her if u'd like. Here's the link http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=262812&albumid=1308039&i=205447153#1357099852 Just check it out, rate her cleavage. Even stop by her page..she'll return all the luv!!
Im New To Thiz
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        LOOKY LOOKY!!! I'M HOLDING AN AUCTION!!! WOOHOO!!! WHO DOESN'T LOVE AUCTIONS?!?!? ALRIGHT... SO HERE'S THE DEAL... ENTRY FEE: 20K(NON REFUNDABLE) SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH THE PICTURE YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION AND A LIST OF WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING. I WILL THEN UPLOAD IT TO THE ALBUM LABELED AUCTION THE BIDDING WILL BEGIN ON 05.01.09 AND END ON 05.15.09 50K MINIMUM OPENING BID(NOTE:CONTESTANTS CAN CLOSE BIDDING AT ANY TIME) SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!? GET ME THE ENTRY FEE, THE PICTURE YOU WANT TO USE AND YOUR OFFERS NOW!!!! OH YEAH... I'LL ALSO BE AUCTIONING MYSELF OFF !! THIS AUCTION IS FOR MEN & WOMEN ! BE SURE THAT ONCE YOU ENTER,YOU PROMOTE YOURSELF AND GET IT OUT THERE THAT YOU'RE IN AN AUCTION!! I WILL BE POSTING BULLY'S WITH PIC LINKS ONCE THIS GETS ROLLIN', SO GET YOUR BOOTIES MOVING!!!! ******** *** MAKE SURE TO REPOST MY BULLY SO THIS AUCTION CAN BE A HIT!!! *** This auction is broug
Love Song Lyrics With Their Video's
wrap me in a bolt of lightning,send me on my way still smileing,maybe that's the way i should go,straight into the mouth of the unknown.i left the spare key on the table,never really thought i'd be able,i merely visit on the weekends,i lost my whole life and a good friend.i've said it so many times,i would change my ways.no,nevermind god knows i've tried.call me a sinner call me a saint tell me its over i'll still love you the same.call me your favorite,call me the worst tell me it's over i don't want you to hurt.it's all that i can say.so,i'll be on my way.i finally put it all together,but nothing really lasts forever i had to make a choice that was not mine,i had to say goodbye for the last time i kept my whole life in suitcase,never really stayed in one placemaybe that's the way it should be,you know i've led my life like a gypsy.i've said it so many times i would change my ways no,nevermind god knows i've tried.call me a sinner call me a saint tell me its over i'll still love you t
Own My A$$
Come own *Thump☆Star* Oh by the way I spoil the living hell out of my owner Happy bidding Here's the pic link Please be sure to Fan Add Rate the profile as well Thanks *Thump☆Star* aka Brad
Samiro
i am first time here i like pepoel from fubar my comefrom holland i living in amsterdam hmmmmmm my Naam is  SAMIRO  My comefrom ALGERIA  i living now in europe pays bas Holland amsteradam 2003 /2009 and i speek english frans duch i need contact with everybody women of men  from the world. I like chess/computer/politiek/footbal. samiro
Am I The Only One
Katfish's Blog
2 Sluts For Master..........
My wife Jane had been upstairs working on her PC, yes! She has her own PC with a dial up Modem connection back to her office. This allows her to work from home or to do overtime whenever she feels like it. She can also e-mail but only internally to other staff members within her company. As I climbed up stairs I called out, "come on you can switch that thing off, you don't like me using my computer to e-mail people so why can you!" "Yes but you know I can only e-mail company staff and not to any body on the net like you do". She snapped back She needed some information sorting out for the morning and even though it was almost 10 pm she e-mailed Lucy one of the girls who was working the late shift at her office. I did not see all the text but the gist of it went. Jane: [Can you pull a file for me and leave it on my desk for the morning?] Lucy: [Yes OK, What are you doing working this late?] Jane: [You know me, I'm so devoted! but I'm about to go to bed, as I am on
Adopt This Pu$$ycat..make Me Purrr :)
I AM UP FOR AUCTION COME MAKE THIS SEXY PU$$YCAT YOURS...YOU KNOW YOU WANNA IM A GOOD LIL PET :)
A Little Info
Yahoo id.... ihaveboobs@yahoo.com Home Number.. 382 563 3650 Cell Nuber.. 696 873 7326 and last but not least...my home address Sweet Addiction 38258 Dream Street Stalker,Fuland 37325 yahoo me,call me,text me and stalk me...ok then :)
Eric B & Rakim
Check out Eric B & Rakim: Follow the Leader, one of the best raps every written. Now a days, rappers have no content or meaning in their music, the older rap is still the best rap. Peace Brian
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. I HAVE GREAT FU FRIENDS! 2. Im a romantic at heart ! 3. I hate fake people 4. I will be supprised if anyone reads this 5. I GET STRANGE ATTRACTIONS 6. I'm very protective of ppl i care about. 7. I Hate being ignored by others just because i aint got a salute and i have a very good reason not to have one, it doesnt mean im not real!! 8. I love my fu family 9. I laugh at myself far too much 10. I can take a good joke as well as give them. 11. I love sports 12. I GET ANNOYED WHEN FUBAR PIX GET FLAGGED AND ARENT EVEN NSFW 13. I spend ALOT of time on the FU. 14. My weakness is letting people walk all over me. 15. Being respectful doesnt cost a thing.
Intellectual Musing And Random Thoughts
Welcome to the 2011 edition of getting to know your friends. Change allthe answers so they apply to you, and then send this to your friendsincluding the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you willlearn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not haveknown!Just press the 'forward' button then you can erase my answers and addyours.1. What time did you get up this morning?   10   2. Watches or Rings:   Rings   3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema:   Resident Evil Afterlife 4. What is your favorite TV show?  Glenn Beck   5. What do you usually have for breakfast:   Egg Sandwich 6. What is your nick name?   Zach, Snake Charmer, Jorge, Kal 7. What food do you dislike?   Asparagus 8. What is your favorite CD at the moment?  Infant Sorrow 9. Favorite Pastime:   Reading 10. Favorite sandwich?   Roast Beef 11. Favorite item of clothing?  Comfy Pants 12. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?    Anywhere thats not MN 13
Teen Commits Suicide Live On Webcam! So Sad!
This is a sad commentary of our times in so many ways. A bipolar Florida teen started blogging about committing suicide 12 hours before he actually did it. Then he directs people to another live streaming website so that they can watch him die! Apparently, bloggers and others watched this young man for almost 8 hours before someone had the bloody common sense to actually call someone about this matter!! Apparently, bloggers were egging him on and encouraging him to kill himself too!! Some of these people on bodybuilders.com referred to him as being an attention whore and that he had threatened to commit suicide on other occasions. This is an outrage and very disturbing in my opinion that so many people would actually watch something like this! What's next? Live murders on webcam!! I mean don't get me wrong, i consider myself to be a twisted and morbid person but I would at least try and help someone like that, if I found out about someone wanting to do such a thing. SUICIDE IS NOT THE
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Free Thoughts ...
So why is it that guys think if they tell u that u are sexy an shit that u will actually sit there an listen to all the bullshit they gotta say bout how sexy u is an what they wanna do to u. Fair warning mutha fuckers.. sweet talkin me gets u no fuckin where cause im not a sweet bitch. Take it how u wanna cuase i dont care. But if u send me a shout talkin nasty to me or sayin how sexy i am then im just gonna block ur ass. If u think im sexy then leave pic comments or go jerk off to one of them just keep that shit to urself. i kno ima sexy ass bitch i dont need remindence every minute. I gotta fan club bitches use it.. Groupies also welcomed! :P If this offends u then obviously u dont kno shit bout me or didnt do ur home work. Its called a profile go read it... Otha than that I hope everyone is havin a good night an doin the damn thang right.. Much love an untill next bitchfest im out... Sexy Lil Hell Cat... Always just heavenlei
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I Love Texas Train
The Rules: 1. Stop by Johnny Riggs's page, rate the Texas Train folder of pics... Starting with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "I love Texas" or something like that... 3. Private message me, Carrie, when you have completed rating each party guest. I will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request.
Poetry
Your Eyes Your eyes they scream of joy and pain they tell of kisses in falling rain they speak of passion hidden deep and dreams long gone in forgotten sleep they hint at things of darkest night and finding haven in the light they tell a story of where you've been and lonely secrets of forbidden sin Your eyes they whisper of night and day and joyous romping while at play they speak of fears that came to pass and silent ponderings of the past they hint of visions of storm lite fire and smiling memories of blissful desire they tell a tale of things amiss and speak of reasons why you kiss Your eyes they shout, they beg and plead and speak the thoughts of haunted need they shame the ones who did you wrong and show the world that you've grown strong Your eyes they call for all to hear the bardic songs of all you fear They tell of how your hearts turned blue and of your search for love that's true They speak of hope and dreams to come of buried scars not yet undon
Mindfucks
I MUST BE ONE!!!!!! stop being mind fucks plain and simple...Thanks have a good day:) dd
Midget
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Awesome Meteor Video From Edmonton Canada
November 20, 2008 the night/early morning skies were lit up by an unprecedented meteor crashing there! This video is the most spectacular meteor video I have ever seen! Check it out!
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Survey Thingys
Copy this and post and see what people rate you. 1:Crazy. 2:I'd Marry You. 3:Talkative. 4:Sarcastic. 5:Bangable. 6:Clubhead. 7:Moody. 8:Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10:Mouthy. 11:Random. 12:Hot. 13:Funny. 14:Fit. 15:Amazing. 16:Tough. 17:Cute. 18:Bf/Gf Type. 19:Player. 20:The Best. 21: God loving 22: Smart 23: Loving 24: Loyal 25:Trust worthy 26:Fake 27:Spiritual 28:PEST Alright fill it out and send it to my inbox guys ;) rawr! 1.Would you let me be in control? 2.Would you pull MY hair? 3.Would you whisper in my ear? 4.Would you talk dirty to me? 5.Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6.Would you say my name? 7.Would you go down on me? 8.Would you let me give you a hickie? 9.How many rounds would we go? 10.What would you wanna do afterwards? 11.Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12.Would you lick and bite me all over? 13.Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14.Would you want me to take
Understanding Relationships?
Ok, first off, if you are reading this, don't get offened. This is not directed towards anyone person. This is just a few of my thoughs that I had while at work last night. First of all does anyone truly understand men or women? I for one don't. For some reason men are known to be complete and total dogs. They like to play around with other people's feelings and in the end who do they really end up hurting? Only themselves really. That is why you see so many men these days that are in their late 30s early 40s and still single, or they have been divorced like 4 times. I mean, come on guys, at some point and time, its time to grow up and stop acting like you are in high school. IF you are interested in a woman, then be honest with her. For one this is chat. It isn't real life, its only a program where you can get to know someone easier then at a noisy bar. If you are talking to one woman, don't lie to her and tell her she is the only one you are tlaking to. Do you really
Growing Up
We never stop growing up...With the approach of my dreaded 42nd birthday...I find myself looking back on my life and realizing that even in a years time..I've done a bit of growing... We watch our children grow up...Often times for me..I'm saddened by it...Knowing that the day of their flight from the nest soon approaches...I've been through 2 of my children leaving and venturing off on their own...At first I was ecstatic...And now I find myself missing them more than ever... My sons birthday was yesterday...And because we have had a strained relationship the past couple of years...I couldn't even call him to tell him I love him...Not that I didn't try...The number I have no longer is in service...He has no idea how much I miss him and love him...He's angry with me...Past mistakes on my part I'm sure...I'm hoping that some day he will come around...I'm hoping sooner than later...But I'm patient...He's grown up from this sweet little loving boy...Always climbing up in my lap for l
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It's All In The Interpretation
Are You Ready For Children?
Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests... MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fishfinger behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego. (If Lego are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night). GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. FEEDING TEST
Von's Babblings
I gotta come clean here. I started as a member on Cherry Tap, had some problems with others (a somewhat game playing female), so bailed. I came back here because of a friend and again, bailed on Fubar. One day, just decided to step up and see what this site is all about. Man, I can't tell you how happy I am that I did. I've met some awesome people, and some extremely beautiful women, and most recently met a fellow musician whom I have been having fantastic conversations with. This place is chock FULL of great people. I want to thank those who took the time to talk, smile, giggle, laugh, let me get to know them, and just get to know me. Even if just a little. People like you make this world so fantastic. And you make Fubar the greatest networking site in the world!
New English Slang
Abra-Kebabra: A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor. Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Back End of the Batmobile: The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Batmobile." Beaver Leaver: or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual. Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Boiler Suit: The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought,
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whats a man got to do to see some tits and ass
The Shit List
1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted. There's shit on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet. 2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something. 3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it's still not clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks so that you don't stain them. This kind of shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. 4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about to stand up when you realise....you've got more. 5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't FOREHEAD
Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marriage status? A. Fair. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what
Funny In Flight Announcements
1. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." 2. "Last one off the plane must clean it." 3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." 4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!" 5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." 6. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbe
I Believe Those My Age Will Agree!
THOSE BORN 1920-1980 First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but
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Good Feeling
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely, ' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabam
Poems
fu-bar is the place i love heaven sent,a blessN from above an addiction that helps keep me free from the drugs and alcohal that got a hold on me talkN with 1s that dont know me comforts cuz im so cold and lonely rate pics,faze up then times up 4 this computers not mine i hate life and theres my sign and i know no change LOL...aint that strange laugh and smile stuck n denile it boils down 2 im not the 1 that got shot all the othR shit and what not a 2 time felon fu-luv thats what im sellN THANKS,GOD BLESS,YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND i remain lost 2 my frame of mind -JUICE sin is the path that we pave thats why aftR 3 days HE rose from the grave spring,flowRs N bloom,its the Bginning of life finilly a chance 2 b 4 givN 4 all of R strife so we celibrate the shineN of lite decurating eggs with colors beaytiful & brite hidden 4 the childern 2 find,fun is had smiles all around,not a face is sad gathRd N a basket,while laughs R shared all as a remin
Fun Contest
Adopt A Playmate/pimp
ADOPT A PU$$YCAT Are you looking for a new pet??? Well...look no farther…we have some wonderful, loyal, & down right sexy pets for you to own!!! This is a special opportunity to own someone in our family. So please take the time to see what each playmate & pimp has to offer…then place your bid. Check back often to make sure you still have the winning bid…you don’t want to be empty handed do you??? Bidding starts at midnight Saturday Nov. 22nd & ends Saturday Dec. 6th
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Scarey
When you shit corn, and you don't remember the last time u ate corn
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Dude
its amazing how many people can meet in just a short time

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