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Mom: Wake up honey. Chris is downstairs waiting for you. Sarah: Oh my gosh. I woke up too late! I still need a shower and everything! Right when she said that Chris walked into her room smiling from ear to ear. Chris: No baby. You're beautiful just like that- now come on, I'm starving. Sarah: Okay. Sarah got out of bed, put on some clothes, took his hand, and walked out the door to his car and got in. Sarah: Where are we going? Remember that I have to be home by 1. I have cheerleading practice and you have football. Chris: I know.. Then Sarah noticed that Chris was really pale-looking. Sarah: Chris are you feeling okay? You look like you're sick.. Chris: Yeah; it's just my allergies. Sarah: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctor yet? Chris: Yeah.. I went yesterday. They just said to take some allergy pills and that I'll be okay. Sarah turned to look away from Chris. She knew there was something wrong. She has allergies and she does
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Our Love Is Sweet
HI to all of mine and Harley1961's friends..Harley will be gone from dec 30 and i will be off and on till jan 2nd.THEN WE BOTH WILL BE GONE FOR AWHILE....WE will be moving and starting our life together and yes for REAL...so WE want you all to know you all will be in our thoughts and WE will be back just not sure how soon..WE hope our true friends will NOT forget us..But WE want you all to know this as well..WE are going to be sooo happy and WE have alot to do..So with this said..please take care , love much, be happy, keep smiling, and WE will be back as soon as things settle and we get our internet back up and running.THANK YOU ALL ...SMILES ....Love and Many Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...HARLEY AND ROSE UPDATE...12-31-08....HARLEY IS ON HIS WAY TO ME SO HE WILL BE IN MY ARMS THIS FRIDAY..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :) :)..HE SAYS ...OUR NEW YEAR WILL BE HEAVEN AND HE WISHES ALL OF HIS FRIENDS THE VERY BEST AND...WE BOTH WISH YOU ALL A VERYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR
The Veteran
Happy Shopping
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'Up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are far too many people in This country who no longer understand it.' I wanted to give everyone a heads up that if you tend to give gift cards around the holidays, you need to be careful that the cards will be honored after the holidays. Stores that are planning to close after Christmas are still selling the cards through the holidays even though the cards will be worthless January 1. There is no law preventing them from doing this. On the contrary, it is referred to as 'Bankrupcy Planning. Below is a partial list of stores that you need to be cautious about. Circuit City (filed Chapter 11) Ann Taylor- 117 stores nationwide closing Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug ,and Catherine's to close 150 stores nationwide Eddie Bauer to close stores 27 stores and more after January Cache
Fallen Angel;; Poem
She sits all alone with nothing but her regrets shattered dreams held unaccountable a room so black not even the light from the moon can penetrate silk sheets lay upon the windows waving with the breath of the nights heart with eyes tightly shut she rocks herself back and forth whispering to the calm a razor to her right; pen & paper to her left she sorts through her imagination untieing her pretty red ribbon; her hair flows slowly down placing the ribbon tightly around her small neck from which the nights breath tickled she wants to write a letter, but no words seem to form weeping from defeat she picks up the tiny razor gliding it perfectly across her pale white skin ectasy building droplets of crimson blood make their way down to that one blank sheet of paper as her last breath draws near she wants nothing more than to be one with the chill across her skin his love's abiding kiss to her is death A dream is a mere wish the heart makes so i heard and i want t
You Pay For What You Get!
Thoughts
you know what i hate the very most.... stupid ass women that are never happy or content with what they have always looking for something "better" take my might as well be exwife for instance.... she chose to go out and screw some OLD ASS BEAT UP looking POS and then stole my son on his birthday while my back was turned... now she ran out of state with this guy taking the kids (which didnt even get a decent christmas cause shes a MOOCH) i mean with me she had love and respect... guess that wasnt good enough... though it seems thats never good enough for most women theres always something more they want or as they put it "need" seriously what does money have to do with relationships? i cant say that ALL women are like this but seems that a lot are and its not only women who are like that i will admit that guys are like that too but in this instance im focusing on women (now can they really be called women or just girls?) its really really frustrating that all most women seem to be mo
Twisted World
Throughout this twisted world of hatred there is a certain thing which is pure and true.... This is Love .. no matter how far you go or how long you search, you will always find Love no matter where you are.
Old
Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Well at least not stupid. Drunk seems to be getting pretty easy to live with. A lot of things seem to make me yearn for the painless oblivion of really intense, hardcore drunkenness these days. I have the best job in the known universe, truly. I work with awesome people, wear shorts and flip flops at my leisure, set my own hours, and make pretty damn good money. Yet, everyday when I leave work I face the ridiculous choice of either getting drunk (often on generic, store brand blackberry brandy, or the like) or opening an artery and watching all my worries drain thickly out onto the carpet of my car, filling in the cigarette burns and slowly but steadily staining the door panels a vaguely morbid but curiously soothing crimson hue. Why? Well, in truth, there exists no plausible explanation. Of course there are things I have to deal with. Whining customers and lackadaisical (borderline disrespectful) employees who take advantage of my gen
My World
This is my world of sorrow to which no one may enter I cast a blame apon myself and deal with the guilt alone This is my world of pain to which no one is allowed I endure this pain everyday and seldom let it out This is my world of regret to which no one may intrude I relive my life day after day and wonder what I could change Welcome to my life to which no one knows anything about
Me
iam surrounded by nothing more then darkness in my own mind the more i try to change my self for my self iam even more lost then i was before i started its like my eye are shut my tongue is riped out so i can speak on how i feel all i can do is hear and feel its like a big dark pit where i can find the exit at i cant climb out of the pit cant call for help and it gets worse everyday i push alot of people away even online alot i dont no how to act any more when iam nice its like iam lying to my self but when iam a asshole it feels like i cant be good enough there suppose to be a happy medium like with the whole good in evil yen and yung iam so confused with everything and about my self specially now since iam moveing out on the first to move in with a few other people into a house at first its a great thing i only have to pay 300 something for rent but at the same time i cant help but thank of the negativity i dont plan on paying my rent where i live if they take me to court
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Am I Asleep
am I awake? can this be real? I'm drunk in my desire as you lay next to me in a bed of rose pedals and forgotten dreams. somehow you brought it all back to me feelings of erotic passion and a breath of life I thought they were forever lost in an eternal darkness left by lovers gone my eyes smile once again at the beauty before them my lips ache once again to be kissed my hands long to touch your burning flesh my heart pounds so hard it nearly escapes my chest oh, I must be asleep! can this really be true?
For Morrigan
=== 'Not tellin ™ McLovely has a POI and he owns my bits...all hail babysatan' wrote the following at '2008-11-27 20:33:44'.. > > At approximately 6 pm on the evening of November 26th, Krista Lyn Breeze Godfrey, age 13, walked with her friend to the corner of her street, said goodbye, and vanished. > > She is my daughter. And she hasn't been heard from since. > > > > > > > > She was last seen wearing blue jeans, white tennis shoes, plastic and beaded bracelets, and a tan spaghetti strap shirt. She has shoulder length curly blond hair and blue eyes. She is 5'4" and weighs about 115 pounds. She could possibly be traveling in a blue Volkswagon Jetta with a man described as being in his mid to late 20s. It's being assumed at this point that she has been taken across state lines. > > This isn't a cry for pity or a way to bring my personal drama/trauma onto the site. This is a plea. If anyone sees her...if anyone knows or thinks they know ANYTHING...call the Pinal Coun
She Is Such A Great Friend
this person is so fantastic words cannot describe her. She helps everyone she knoiws giving and giving,please give her some back!! if true friend of mine you will show her love please do Angel Kitty@ fubar
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Bible Stuff
John 14 Jesus Comforts His Disciples 1"Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 (New International Version) 4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.
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The Destructive Powers Of Alcohol
A Trip Ill Never Forget
here it is november 24 my bags are all packed im heading to chicago/indiana via train too meet someone...well i got a call from her saying she had family emergency...im thinking great im gonna be stranded at a train station in chicago...so i go grab a bite to eat at the station.then i sit there thinking what should i do...first thought was to call my sister...call my sister saying im gonna be stranded..we talk a few minutes and i was prowling thinking of what to do..she asked how far from airport and how much money i had so i told her..she said ok go find a taxi and tell them u want to go to airport..thinking ok find a few taxis ask them how much money to get me to ohare airport 40.00 one guy said...well one guy said come on ill take you to airport... well this guy walked me like 2 blocks to a train and wanted 40.00 in doing this i was like for what??you walked me there.then he said i carried ur bag...then i catch this train and it had 17 stops to make till it was at airport..once at
Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?
Thankgiving Is Done Now Christmas Yea!
well today was something else it was one of those days you just want to start over and have things go better. at least i got the turkeys in the oven on time . i had my cousin over today i had to go and pick him up as he is blind well i go to my car and she won't stay running after i just put in a alt. come to find out the voltage reg. on it is bad .its brand new but ok i go to use my sons truck and it is not working the fuel pump went out had to walk back home ok now how am i going to get my cousin here ok a friend has his truck here for my son to fix so i use it well its a piece of shit truck but it was better than our own so now its time to eat got to love holidays we cook all day and bake the night before to have the perfect meal only to find out when you start putting everything on the table your son and husband already started eating some of the food like the deviled eggs,and the pies already cut into. got to love the holidays it was good in spite of everything that went wrong.go
Happy Thanksgiving
what do u think of when we say happy thanksgiving ? my answer is we give thanks for our familie's, and for the food we eat, also for our country .
Deleting My Account
Dj Knight
☠DJ KnightCptKiller70j *ஐ☠@ fubar I have had several approach me and ask me what is wrong.I had a guy on my list called Dj Knight.I had denied him twice because he kind of creeped me out but on the third try I thought why not.I don't even think we spoke.He may have sent some gifts not really sure I would have to look and if he did I probably sent one back. Anyway he started sending me things in emails that kind of scared me and I was talking to a friend and behold all out of the blue I am told to watch out for this guy that he had stalked and harassed other girls on here and when they blocked him they paid dearly.I already knew he didn't feel right from the beginning I mean I denied him twice with that gut feeling but I always try to see the good in people anyway. After blocking him he has sent out numerous emails talking untruths about me and making me sound really bad.Now with that said yes I know who I am and what I do but I am not ashamed of any of it and eve
The Mystery Of Love
The Mystery Of Love Love Is Full Of Mystery, Like A Maze Never Knowing Where You’re Going Or Where You Might End Up Only Hoping To Choose The Right Path And Not Finding A Dead End Can You Ever Find Your Way Out? Or Is It A Never ending Path? Which Keeps You Going In Circles Or Is There A Hidden Path? One That You Cannot See One That May Not Appear But If You Do Find A Way There May Be A Key To Happiness That Can Set You Free From Loneliness Or Will You Walk Through Fire Before The Maze Expires Look Out For Many Traps While You Watch The Time Elapse Falling In A Deep Hole Searching For Your Soul Because Even At The End LOVE IS STILL, A MYSTERY?
The Sounds Of Life
THE SOUNDS OF LIFE The world is full of emotion And mixed up commotion Sometimes the sounds Can turn into mounds Or the lowest whisper you hear Can be the most important it appears By the time you hear You turn around, they disappear You choose to pay attention You float away with the wind You don’t use precision The wrong message you will send And search for a way To fix it everyday While you ponder a solution Through all this confusion You stay strong and maintain Hope your soul will not stain One day you will say Everything is okay
Fun Facts About Scorpios
Fun Facts About Scorpios I don't know about yall, but I'm a sucker for the 'what personality is your zodiac' things, and in the spirit of entering the scorpion sign today I thought I'd share this with you. Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there's an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, Scorpions are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their bac
Story Of The Tatty Teddy
The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down. All the things that once made the house nice and cozy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on……and even, surely by some mistake, a little brown teddy bear. He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn’t move. Then, one day, a very cold day, something fell from the sky… a little snowflake. It landed on the teddy bear’s little nose and then was followed by many more. He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier. The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue… so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad. Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer. One beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when she spotted t
Single Again
*smile*
We needed a new blog. :P That is all.... Mmm a lovely, long, Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Candles lit, Matchbox Twenty playing softly, no man yelling "are you finished yet?" through the door, no kid yelling "Mom where's my ___? I can't find it!" Get out, slather yourself in lotion, spritz on some yummy cherry vanilla scented perfume, snuggle in to your favorite soft fuzzy robe, and fix a cup of hot tea. I am soooo relaxed. :P I just wanted to take a few moments to wish all my wonderful friends here a very Merry Christmas and the happiest of Holidays!  It's been a very trying and worrisome past few weeks, but things are so very much brighter for my family and me.  Our Christmas wish came true.  We got the best present we could possibly receive this year.  I so hope that each of you will receive what your heart desires.     Remember......   Please, if you are able to do so, there are always tiny angels here on earth who need wishes to come true
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Whisky's Ramblings
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes .' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer. Growing more
Whats Up
so, today i didnt go to have thanksgiving with my family, because they suck. i love my mom, but everyone else can go straight to hell in a hand basket for all i care. i spent the day at my best friend erin's house with my son. it snowed a shit ton today and erin almost ran off the road taking me home. my sister is a cum gurgling gutter snipe, if she died i really could care less. she has done nothing for my whole life but fuck it up and talk down to me. my grand mother actually thinks this drug addict junkie slut is better than me. i am in college and getting my shit together....WTF? my father told me he hates me and that shit hurt alot. oh well...hes a ass gobbler anyway. late' ashlee i added this stash video because i love peter petrelli from heroes. his real name is milo ventimiglia, so hott. i would die happy to be able to touch him. he lives in L.A. and loves to surf, snowboard, and wakeboard. i really love this guy. too bad ill never have him. i can still dream, right?
Waynes Auction
Myspace
If you have a myspace account... You are more willing to add me... at www.myspace.com/ksredneck27 Don't be a stranger... Thank you, Richard AKA Kansas Redneck Nora Sue says: omg sis im going nutz Nora Sue says: bored ass crazy Lital says: why sis Nora Sue says: cuz........mindy is at work and rich is well..............ignoring me lmfao Lital says: I see Nora Sue says: i think we at the end of the rodei sis Nora Sue says: *rodeo Lital says: Hmh I see. Nora Sue says: its ok...........im ok honest just a thang....shoulder the lesson and move on Lital says: he has barely said a word to me Nora Sue says: baby girl he is 5 minuted down the road from me and wouldnt even talk to me in lounge............... Nora Sue says: life happend Nora Sue says: happens Lital says: sis may I sujest something that might help fix this even if it might be out of line. Nora Sue says: shoot hun Nora Sue says: i got nothing to lose Lital says: ok dont be mad ok bu
For The Soldiers
The American Red Cross is sponsoring a national "Holiday Mail for Heroes" campaign to receive and distribute holiday cards to servicemembers and veterans both in the United States and abroad. Holiday Mail for Heroes, which began Tuesday, Veterans Day, is a follow-up to the 2007 effort that resulted in the collection and distribution of more than 600,000 cards to hospitalized servicemembers. This year's program will expand its reach to not only wounded servicemembers but also veterans and their families. The goal is to collect and distribute 1 million pieces of holiday mail. "As we enter this holiday season-a time to celebrate with family and friends-it's important to remember the thousands of men and women who serve our nation in harm's way and those who are recovering in military and veterans hospitals," said Army Col. Norvell V. Coots, commander, Walter Reed Health Care System. "The Holiday Mail for Heroes program is a wonderful outreach effort and a great way to acknowledge
Contest Is Open!
Nsfw
Some clown comes into my photos today after this pic has been in my folder for almost a month now and the bouncers never marked it as NSFW but some wanker decides "oh lets have a report day on pics" and what do ya know BINGO the bouncers are up me ass and therefore send me the lovely message One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of fubar. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. WTF is up with some ppl are ya jealous of the person or the persons pic at the time ya viewed and reported? get a go
Prostitution
Crikey i came a cross a comment that was left by a chick on some dudes page with out nameing names here was the content left on the dudes page..... [If I could prostitute myself for Fupoints so you could level, I'd do it.] Are points making ppl go that far i don't have anything against NSFW pics as most of us have them but to stoop this far for points all i can say is fuck me swinging
Music
Thanksgiving
I really hate thanksgiving this year my boyfreind really needs to go fuck himself. I guess if u don't like someone now is the time to say it. I'm in denver. Well just north of there. Whatever rt? Not much difference. But anyhoo It sucks here. It's ugly and not that cold really. I'm from washington it's alot colder and snowier there. Truthfully I would have liked to have seen some snow today. I hate the broncos they r ugly and suck. I know the seahawks do to now but at least they got an excuse. Ok i may have offended someone from denver but i don't care. I had to make a reservation to go to dinner that was nasty and dirty. It cost like 75.00 for 2 not including drinks. and a tip. they didn't deserve one they were a bunch of fucking pigs there and if u didn't keep the reservation they chg u 25.00. Which would be fine if they were good but they arn't. Gross. I know it's cool here if u ski and snowboard and what not but i like that too. I do it in washington where ppl w
Out Of Your Damn Mind
Arkansas
HELLO ALL ARKANSAS MEN WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME JENNIFER MONROE ARKANSAS' #1 TG GIRL. PLEASE EMAIL ME HERE AT FUBAR. PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME FOR SOME ADULT DISCRETE PRIVATE FUN. I GIVE THE BEST BJ'S AND HAVE THE TIGHTEST LITTLE HOT HOLE YOU WILL EVER HAVE! PLEASE MEET AND GREET ARKANSAS' # 1 TRANSGENDER GIRL JENNIFER MONROE I AM NOT ON HERE TO PLAY GAMES. I DO NOT DO CYBER OR PHONE SEX. I AM ON HERE FOR REAL HOOK-UPS ONLY. LOOKING FOR HOT SEXY LOCAL MEN OR MEN TRAVELING TO ARKANSAS FOR DATING, HOOK-UPS, HOT SEX, FUN AND MAYBE EVEN MORE. I AM D/D FREE AND I PLAY SAFE. I AM A VERY ORAL AND ANAL TG GIRL. Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close 2 your heart because you might just wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. PLEASE BE REAL AND HONEST I AM. I ALSO AM VERY, VERY, VERY PRIVATE AND DISCRETE GIRL AND WILL DO SO FOR YOU AS WELL. HOPE TO HEAR FROM ALL Y
Check Out My Friend He Is Cool And Can Sing Like No Other
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I Was There.....
THIS WAS 2004....JUST LOVE THE WAY THIS SONG ALWAYS STARTS THE SAME AT EVERY CONCERT,HE DOESNT EVEN NEED TO SING IT IS SO GREAT, YEP WE ARE JAMMERS...OR JAMHEADS. ACTUALLY IF YOU LOOK AT MY ED FILE YOU CAN SEE I WAS FRONT ROW AT THIS CONCERT ALSO:P DAMN IT THE EFFER ALWAYS DOES SOME STUNT AFTER DRINKING 85 BOTTLES OF WINE AND SMOKING 18 CARTONS OF CIGS....WATCH THE CLIMB TO THE ROOF ON ROPE LADDER........I WAS FRONT ROW....DAMN NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK, LOLZ
Do You Know Jak?
Hydaway Reposts
TO REPOST Doc's BULLY COPY N PASTE HEY IF YOUR BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL OR STUFFED OR JUST WANTING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. WELL THEN JUST CLICK A PICTURE AND AND COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS.. CLICK THIS PIC AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS... TO REPOST Dj SexiBoi BULLY COPY N PASTE Come Check out Dj Sexi Boi Hey whats up Were calling all Looney's and if your a member then your Arse's back In HydawayRadio Dont forget your Straight Jacket.. Cuz your about to enter The Asylum TO REPOST Jesters BULLY COPY N PASTE Hey.F@kin Jester Is On air
A Simple Word
Ok Ive gone in another auction wanna own this island goodness just click on the link below much love Milk & Honey Ok this is just a rant.....is it so hard for someone to say thankyou on here....LeT me explain.. I love to bling people and actually I do it randomly sometimes like when I see someone close to levelling Ill bling...( rating is not my thing)..and most send me a msg saying ty thats all I would expect.. I do not bling to get something in return just a ty, so why is it that a few on my friends list cant be polite....I was brought up with manners I guess I cant say the same for others..anyway thats my rant....have a great day...
Just Read
To Those of You Born 1930 - 1979 At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, please Read what he said Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in
Moni
Happy Thankgivingto you and yours
Happy Thanksgiving
Well I Guess I Have A Strange Mind.
Lonely Soul
So last night I was hanging out at the house where my friend Sean died. I was hanging out with all my buddies and it was a lot of fun. We even jammed out and I grabbed Seans drumstick, highhats and snare drum and even did a little bit of some shit blues drummin' while Snoop played the harmonica and Kevein was rockin his brand new awesome ass Fender Precision bass he's got. It made me very sad though. Last Thanksgiving, Sean, myself, Dirty, Noggins, Seans Aunt Karen and a couple of her friends were camping down at Lake Monroe here in Indiana. THanksgiving camping along with Feburary camping was becoming tradition with us. So anyway, as I was leaving the house to go to a bar with my girls I went into the room that Sean died in - morbid I know - but I just felt I couldnt help it. Sean was my brother, my friend and my family. Someone I've know for a large portion of my life and I just couldnt help but see where it happened. I even sat on the bed. I was overcome with this saddness and lon

A Little About Me
Forever Young -german Version
Thanks Giving
Search For Survivors After Attacks In Mumbai Kill More Than 100
Pissed Off!!!
Well, because of being followed, and someone trying to hurt me, my parents have flown me back to cali along with my kids! I will miss all of my friends in Texas that I talk to, and hopefully we can still talk, but until this jerk who has been fixated on me gets caught and goes to jail, or tells me who he is and then I send him to jail that way, I will not be coming back there again. I am having my paperwork for going in, sent home, and I will fly from here. I am also changing my duty station so that I will not be coming back to texas either. So this is good bye to all of you, and please keep in touch! WANTS TO KNOW WHO IS FOLLOWING, HARASSING, STALKING HER & HER FRIENDS! LEAVE ME ALONE I'M MY OWN PERSON & NO ONE ELSES! LEAVE ME ALONE B4 I BRING THE COPS IN!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS GETTING THREATENED OR ENDING UP DEAD BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE THINKS THAT I AM HIS FUCKING GIRL!!!! I AM NO ONES FUCKING GIRL AND WHOEVER IS DOING THIS BETTER GET IT RIGHT, AND QUICK BEFOR
New.
i'm new to this and quite stuck tbf. i really dont get the jist of it, help me please. i've only uploaded one pic the now to see how this site rates for me :-D anyway, add my msn emabee1006@hotmail.co.uk ;-) i'm quite boredd.
Death
Happy Thanksgiving
To one and all have a blessed day.... Lyric
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody.
Newbie
http://fubar.com/user/2313486 Everyone please meet Chris make him feel welcome as you all did me when i first joined Fu Land Or find him via my friends list plz show luv rate,add,fan etc etc you know the drill we all need it when we first come to Fubar ty all....hugs P.S yes hes also from New Zealand
Misc
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Destiny's Angels
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Thanksgiving
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Inspirational Stories
Thanksgiving "train"
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Inspirational Stories
Inspirational Stories
Inspirational Stories
Holidays
So much in my life has change since this time last year. I have had a million ups and downs. Left's and right's. Back's and forth's. And here I am today. Sitting in my kitchen, staring down that pecan pie, wanting to take a big ol' bite out of it. No really, here I am today, sitting with my family. This family that in a year, I have built with Andrea. This crazy roller coaster relationship we have built, with these three crazy kids. We started out here on fubar. Most people probably don't even know that. And most people probably think we are just to desperate lesbian girls looking for a good time. Oh no, so wrong. We love this site, because this site gave us each other. She used to check my page out everyday. (Andreachpmnk that is) She had rated all my photos, rated all my stash. And well I was Ms. AllCOX, I didn't rate peoples things. Oh no, I didn't know that's the drill. I was like oh, this girl must like me.. LOL And I was like what the hell, I'll hit her back.
Insirational Stories
Ladder Theory
A mans ladder are the females you want to have sex with the most, they will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder we pass the following people: 1. The people we really want, who may even be out of our league, are on top. 2. Then come the people we like. 3. Moving further down we pass the people who we would fuck if we were intoxicated and would admit to doing it later. 4. At the bottom are the people we would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later. Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly. Now let's take a look at what the typical woman's ladder looks like: The first thing is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a wo
Hurt
i don't understand why when u love someone they have to do things to hurt your feelings. i have had it happen to my a lot and always at the same time of the year why s it that they do that too me is it because they really don't care or are they being selfish? either way i don't know but i do know when u love someone u don't do that too them.
Train Of Thought: My Epic Poem..
Wandered here to mesmerize stayed here to scrutinize layed here to buglarize our souls from our own eyes like a damn cheapshot waiting for daylight when we'll raise arms and fight until a thousand midnights go by my train of thought Fears have been stirred as our dream are brutally massacred now our lives, blurred as our speech is slurred because our eyes are bloodshot feeling like a hired gun and I'm trying to outrun the blast from a shotgun on top of my train of thought Entering this sleep, hypnotic the world around me, chaotic why is life considered exotic when everyone here is psychotic? thinking as an afterthought the only thing left is doubt are we all supposed to fade-out? because someone sold out? are our minds that distraught? As my emotions swung to my slain dreams, I clung the pain stung and screams unsung can't be heard from a blindspot realizing, shock seeing your own cellblock like a movie from Hitchcock floating through my train o
Holidays
I love sending and receiving Christmas/holiday cards. If you'd like to exchange cards via snail mail please private message me and we'll swap information. Seasons Greetings :-) imikimi - Customize Your World
Holiday Blog
I AM SITTING HERE MISSINGMY KIDS AND THE LIFE I HAD LAST YEAR..BUT I GUESS IT IS FUNNY THE DIFFERENCE A YEAR CAN MAKE..I AM NOT WITH MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS FATHER AND I AM NOT GETTING TO SEE MY KIDS THIS TIME..GUESS THE NEXT YEAR WILL HAVE TO BE MORE REMARKABLE..MANY CHANGES TO COME..NEW LIFE IN AN OLD HOME TOWN..NEW LIFE IN THE MAKING FOLKS..CROS YOUR FINGERS..PRAY THAT I CAN MAKE THIS BETTER THEN WHAT I HAD BEFORE..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..
Thankful For
its been a good year so far and there is alot to be thankful for. for starter my family, especially my cousin preacher billy for puttin my up for a month while in guatemala. the towns folks of joyobaj for acceptin this gringo and for allowin me to be apart of there community. i am thankful for my buddy matt goin to amsterdam with me, without him i might still be there.. maybe i shouldn't be thankful for that. lol. also thankful for my nieghbors and keepin me workin without ever having to leave the lake. nice when ya don;t have to go more then a mile to go to work.. and lastly i am thankful for all the awesome peeps i have met on here in the last year!!! hope everyone is as thankful as i am and that you all have a grate thanksgiving day meal with friends and family!!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
A New Site For The New Year In Solorolo1 Town
Well hello all hope this note finds u all happy and glad in all that u do. here we are we have ust made it to thanksgiving, we have a new president and a few new other politicians and we are heading head first in to 2009. I have a new direction in life, i will am single again and will be able to be happy even if i am not with some one. My daughter will graduate and start collage, my son will come home from Japan fo a while. and looking forward to the day where, i can get out and start meeting some of you if you are interested. I will do a lot ore roaming of the country so if you are open to a friends visit let me know. all will be welcome here for visits can show you the great mountains called the Rockies a great adventure,and very beautiful i am done for now so if you have any comments leave them would love to here from you all
Friends
Hate Em'!
WHY IN THE HELL DO MEN LIE ? I MEAN IS IT ALWAY'S IN THEY'RE GENETIC MAKE UP TO LIE ? WHY WOULD A GUY GET TO KNOW YOUR MOST INNER THOUGHTS, SHARE PARTS OF HIMSELF THAT ARE PRIVATE AND THEN IT ALL BE JUST ONE BIG LIE ? ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU..... MEN LIKE THAT TRULY DO MAKE ME SICK! YOU ACCEPT SOMEONE FOR WHO THEY ARE FAULTS AND ALL, AND THEN LIE TO YOU! NOW, I AM NOT SAYING THAT WOMAN AREN'T PERFECT, BUT COME ON! HOW MANY WOMAN DO YOU KNOW THAT HONESTLY LIE ABOUT SHIT ? WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY A GUY WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THAT ONLY TO BE LYING TO YOU ABOUT LOVING YOU, AND WANTING TO BE WITH YOU, AND LYING ABOUT PROMISES HE MADE ..... *SIGHS* AND THE MEN OF THIS WORLD WHO AREN'T LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE ASSHOLES OUT THERE, WE APPLAUD YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING THE DECENT ONES OF THE WORLD WHO ARE HONEST, DON'T LIE, LOVE,AND ARE TRUE TO THEMSELVES AND HAVE A HEART THE SIZE OF NIAGRA FALL'S, THANK YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY A SELECT FEW OF THOSE MEN L
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Generic Pilgrim Voyage
I’d like this To be eloquent As that seems Appropriate Maybe wax Poetically About the time We’ve spent And what that Meant to me Fill the lines With love And emotions So you understood That the words Are true But keeping it Simple Is the perfect And most Accurate Thing to do The best way I can say it Is that I am Thankful For You
Giving Thanks
Rose
A GOOD MORNING KISS AND HUG JUST FOR YOU I LOVE YOU MY SWEET MORE THEN YOU KNOW I HOLD YOU SO TIGHT IN MY ARMS AND MY HEART SO NOTHING WILL HURT YOU OR SCARE YOU MY LOVE I KISS YOU LOVING AND GENTLE AT NIGHT AND WAKE YOU WITH ANOTHER AT MORNINGS FIRST LIGHT YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN MY LIFE SO BRIGHT YOU ARE THE VERY REASON I WAKE TO GO THROUGH THE DAY I LOVE YOU MORE NOW THEN I DID BEFORE AND EVERY MOMENT MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS I LOVE YOU ROSE WITH ALL OF MY HEART SOUL AND BEING AND THIS IS FOR YOU FROM MY HEART WITH ALL MY LOVE YOUR HARLEY
Double Standards
Thanksgiving
Early this morning. a 19 year old local girl passed away, from a cancer she had been fighting since February. So every year from now on her Family has to deal with Thanksgiving as the day their daughter died. So please everybody enjoy what you have and be thankful for it! Things are just things, it's the people who mean the most to you that matter. Rest In Peace Danni!! God Bless your family on this Thanksgiving day! *hugz everybody!! Happy Thanksgiving!!! http://dannifrain.blogspot.com/ that's blog page her mother kept up to date if you're interested in checking it out.
Css & Html Coding & More
Here is some common CSS TEXT Codes Set the color of the text Set the background-color of the text Specify the space between characters Specify the space between lines Align the text Here are a few charts listing the color codes for CSS and HTML Here is a list and Example of basic CS
Sooooo
yes thats right im going for spotlight again so gimme monies please k thanx       well mom and i had a really long (almost 2 hours) talk tonite....the last half my stepdad was on the line too and they are bringing me down there on thursday and i can get my truck and we can sit down and figure things out... yeah we had a good cry fest also...i think it got the kinks out of the system...dunno when i will be on after thursday though and my phone will be out of service for a while since im going to be there and any cell service sucks there... will keep you posted since 99.9% of my friends wont read this then wonder why things are happeneing im just gonna let them wonder no one is really around much anymore and so im deleting this weekend its been fun y'all
So Long Hughie My Friend
Heres the first thanksgiving that i can truly thank the spiritual power that controls all that we know this blog is in honor of a truly great human being ,a great musician,and a good friend. You gave the world a sound no one will ever copy and those that do will honor you... you helped me through times of uncertainty and despair and helped pull myself back to my feet and let me know the blues that i had lived. you have gone before your time and you will be missed by the world that hears your guitar ring in their every day...such that is mine i will miss you and your captivating guitar as well as your sweet melodic harmony...they will ring forever .. go with your brothers as you are truly ghost riders in the sky...you will in this heart forever and in every note i play ..goodbye my friend in fond memory......Hughie Thomasson r.i.p. sept /07/07
My Birthday. Nov 28.
Leave me love fubar boys and girl :-) Much love Rachelle
Super Bowl Sunday Party Time
I want all of fu land to let me know who they think is going to win the Big Game I hope u and your family have A Happy Holiday season,God Bless What team is going to win Pittsburgh Steelers or the Arizona Cardinals. Lets see who fu bar people thinks is going to Win.
Troops On Thanksgiving
I would like to wish all the troops men and woman who could not make it home for Thanksgiving!!! We all because of them have the freedom to celebrate this time of the year!! If u know a soldier man or woman tell them how much u appreciate them!!!
Fuckin Insanity
WTF is wrong with me? starting a fire in the smoker at 4 am in the pouring rain???????? no choice, couldn`t do bird in oven as it was already soaked in brine i`m a gonna get fucked up today i do believe happy thanksgiving my friends, and you too fiesty one
Thankful
imikimi - Customize Your World I hope each of you know how thankful I am for the friendship that each of you offer me here on fu. I wouldn't make it sometimes without some of you and you know who you are. I would especially like to thank Captain Morgan, BunnieGrl/SugarLips,Rock On,Vet,and I know I am leaving someone out but I am very thankful for these especially. I pray God bless you each and everyone one. My mind keeps going to our military families this morning and I pray God be with them all today and with our troops that our fighting to keep this nation safe. I hope you each enjoy your day and remember we all have something to be thankful for!!! God Bless You All, Sweet T Tonya
Happy Holidays To All Of My Wonderful Fubar Friends And Family
Ramblings
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river. The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back. Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream. "Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?" "Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly. "Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"
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About Me!
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I Know But He Is Hot
yes i have seen him in concert a ton of times, and yes he touched my titty,s lolz
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My Bestie Is The Best!
The Crowing - Coheed and Cambria LUV UP THE BEAUTIFUL PARADISE GIRL!!! 250 K TO HENCHMAN!!!! SHOW HER MAD LOVIN!!! SHE WILL RETURN IT!!! CLICK BELOW AND MAKE A GREAT FRIEND!!! WHILE MAKING SOMEONE THANKFUL JUST TO SEE YOU!!!! (¯`•._.•[PąяаđǐšεĜĭŗŁ]•._.•´¯)@ fubar BULLETIN MADE BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar (repost of original by '▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼' on '2008-11-27 00:55:31
Paradise Girl....give Her Something To Be Thankful For!!!!
Lets Get It On - Marvin Gaye HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!! LETS GIVE PARADISE GIRL SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR!!! 250 K TO HENCHMAN!!!! SHOW HER MAD LOVIN!!! SHE WILL RETURN IT!!! CLICK BELOW AND MAKE A GREAT FRIEND!!! WHILE MAKING SOMEONE THANKFUL JUST TO SEE YOU!!!! (¯`•._.•[PąяаđǐšεĜĭŗŁ]•._.•´¯)@ fubar BULLETIN MADE BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar
Funny
Funny
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter' I might never get another chance.'   To this, Esther replides, 'Morris that helicopther right is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'   The piolt overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.  If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I wont charge you a penny! But you you say one word it's fifty dollars. Morris and Esther agreed and they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.   he did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.  When they landed. the pilot turned to Morris and said. 'By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well to tell you the truth,I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know' Fifty dollars is fifty dollars!    PREGNANT T
Thanksgiving Poems
Thank You For Inviting Us Thank you for inviting us To your Thanksgiving dinner. A day spent in your company Is invariably a winner. Thank you for the time you spent Preparing all the food; For making us feel welcome, You have our gratitude! By Joanna Fuchs Thanksgiving Feasting When the Halloween pumpkins are gone, And the leaves have all fallen to ground, When the air has turned windy and cold, Then Thanksgiving will soon be around. Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together, Pleasant pictures from past times appear To dwell in each heart and each mind-- Then Thanksgiving is finally here! The kitchen has scrumptious aromas, The dining room looks oh, so fine, Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys, And now we are ready to dine! First the napkins are placed on our laps; Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed, Then we stuff the good food in our tummies, And we hope for it all to digest! By Joanna Fuchs More Than A Day As Thanksgivin
Dont Ever
Dont ever go to my friends page again.It is disrespectful to me and to him.I have submitted to him and I have made no fucking secret about it.It happens again your off my list and blocked.I don't check up on you I deserve the same back Stay off of Guido's page
Im Pissed Off
LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS GOS MAINLY 2 YOU IOWA GUYS...THIS IS BETHS FRIEND MISSY.. IM FUCKING DISGUSTED AT THE WAY YOU ARE JUDGING HER BEFORE YOU HEARD HER SIDE OF THINGS...SO ASSHOLES BEFORE YOU JUDGE HER WHY DONT YOU HEAR HER SIDE AND THEN MAKE A JUDGEMENT.. IM TELLING YOU WRITE NOW SHES INNOCENT DAMN IT AND YOUR GONNA BE SORRY WHEN SHES CLEARED...CAUSE YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING TO KNOW A GREAT GIRL..OH WELL ITS YOUR LOSS NOT HERS!
I Want To Grow Old Wih You
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Career Personallity Test....i'm
Social Have a knack for helping people and you enjoy doing so. You enjoy helping others—whether it's simply offering a kind word or propping up a friend or family member during a crisis. You have the patience of Mother Teresa(just an expression, I don't know how much patience she really does have), empathetic, and generous. You are often a strong team player - good at achieving consensus. Some careers you would probably enjoy would be: school psychologist, mediator, nurse, physical therapist, social worker, personal coach, employee trainer, or even a school based counselor/psychologist.
Otherstuff
here is a update i am home now i have a cute little baby boy i named him blake richard waters he was 8bls and 10oz 20inches he is doing well since we are home now i will get some pics up when i get my cam up and going and i hope i can get online more but since i still have staples in me right now i cant sit at the computer that long and i have to get them out well half of them out next week and the other half another week that what the doc siad since this is my 4th c-seation well i am off of here i will be back on when i can and thanks everyone ok this is my last week be4 the baby is here and i will not be online during this time cuz there is still things that i need to do but i will get on line when i can and i hope everyone is still doing really good and i will let everyone know how things are doing if not i know my hubby will let everyone know how i am doing so i hope i will be back on line after i get out of the hospital to give everyone a up 2date love you all my family and frien
Just A Question
I'm sure you guys have seen the picture of the shower, with the word 'me' in it its starting to piss me off i mean, now, when i see an album called "me in the shower" with one picture in the album, i know what picture is gonna be in the album, so i dont look at it, but like, the jokes been used far too many times, enough is enough its getting annoying now ..... without having a job? hahahaha im kidding, i know thats very unlikely but i really do need money or just spacers in general any ideas on how to get either of these? Is there a way to make my cock bigger, without buying pills, or commercial pumps or other products?
Observations
I have been working as a PC/QMRP now since September 1st and it has been full speed ahead since day one. I cannot say that I dislike my job but I can say that I dislike the mess left behind for me to clean up. Part of the reason I was given the promotion is the fact that I have a reputation for following policy and being a strong leader. I am currently working many long hours organizing the houses and retraining the staff while attending quarterly and annual meetings for the consumers on my caseload. I have done a move from one home on another team to one of my own and have been informed that I will be opening two new houses by the end of this year. YAY!!! I enjoy the people we provide services to. It is the staff that have me pulling my hair out as they see how far they can set themselves up for failure. I have already made it very clear that I will make attempts to retrain and then if this does not work I will rehire. I have almost filled all the open positions and if I could quit
Aching
All the things that have no answers Everything is all going away My feelings are going numb There is nothing in my world My self-destruction is catching up with me Every one i cared about are slowly dying And i know i'm slowly dying too People say they don't see the pain But they don't look deep enough My scars are bleeding on the inside The only pain they see is the tears that poor down my face I try to ease the pain But nothing works Is the only answer to the question Death ? Its all around slowly trailing in peopls lives Soon enough death is going to come to close And all questions will have answers? Knowing that i lost you breaks my heart A part of me died with you Part of it was my fault for my stupid doing I know i should have stopped but couldnt he took control over my mind You died, YOu were what we made, The love i thought we shared is now gone with you regreting those days those stupid feelings Wanting to take back time and chang
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Touched My Heart
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a
How To Get ,blings , Or Fubucks And Level Up
BACK BY DEMAND BACK MY DEMAND ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 12-23-08 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs N FUBUCKS GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 4 & 5 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..LOL I have my Auto 11's activated. Come rate my pics with a 10 and YOU and I will both get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A example...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 32,400 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS till????:)** *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#17*GODFATHER*1st,Oracle* FAN/RATE B4 ADD,TY*@ fubar Viva Las VegasBy ZZ TopBest Video Codes
Love......
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took the life of the child only a short
I Am Me.
so me and my friends saw twilight last night. and it wasnt as good as i thought it would be. it was okay. i just wish they picked a different actress to play bella. i dont really like kristen stewart that much. i think camilla belle would make a better bella. Camilla Belle but so anyway i dont know why my friends found edward cullen hotter than James. I so think james is the hottest male character in the movie. James I was a bit bored with the movie but its not That bad. oh and we didnt get to buy popcorn anymore coz we were late :S good thing i bought my caramel macciato earlier wooooh starbucks forever :) Toodles! xoxo WTF is wrong with china? i wont even say that im not reffering to EVERYONE in china because i think i am! fuck i think ive turned racist against chinese people! i just so have to fucking blog about this because china has done too much harm not only against filipinos but to other countries too. first the lead scandal
Why Is Life As
As I look in the world. I find myself a dying breed. To want to love with little want of any return. My wants are of those of the world and of myself. It may sound corny but how many out there pay it forward, without wish of return. The world has become a fest pool of taking from one another with no giving back. I am not saying we should all go back and live as the Amish. There is a compromise between living like an Amish and the technological minded people we are today. Young girls feeling that they have to dress like a promiscuous woman just to be looked at by a fellow male. No wonder the rate of pedophiles have risen steadily. Now we can say it is because the internet, TV, and the media. But it is not it is because we don’t care enough for ourselves to correct what we have lost. Love, peace and understanding that there are just some things that we can not control. Tomorrow I dare all who read this to go up to that person at work, school, or somewhere on the street and carr
Lost
why do we wonder thro life thinking we know what we want just to realize we r more lost now then we ever were... and why is it the ppl we turn to for love and comfort end up turning us away ... is it so hard for ppl to realize that maybe all a person needs is a hug or a kiss or for them to just wrap there arms around them to say hey i care or hey ill always be here.... dont they know its the security that a person seeks knowing that someone will always be there for u... a loving touch or a gentle brace .. what does a person have to do to get that love they long so much for .... do ppl not understand that we put on a smile just to hide what we r really feeling or we say everything is ok just because we r to scared to say what is on are mind or how we really feel for them in fear they will turn away or the feelings arnt the same .... is some ppl really meant to be alone forever to never feel the lo
Crush
I hung up the phone tonight, something happened for the first time, deep inside it was a rush, what a rush, Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same away about me, it’s just too much, just too much Why do I keep running from the truth, all I ever think about is you You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized, and I just got to know Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go, Am I crazy or falling in love, is it real or just another crush Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do, Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away Has it ever cross your mind when we’re hangin’, spending time girl, are we just friends, is there more, is there more, See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take, cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last, last forever, forever Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that w
The Lady Of Th Dragons As Originally Posted By Firewalker...
thank you firewalker for letting me borrow ur wonderful poetry and reposting it to my own page to share w many others! The lady of the dragons The lady of the dragon sleeps When all about her life is quiet Her deep love of life awakens in her the brilliance of a new day She hastens to care for those about her - Her dearest friends They eagerly await her gentle ways, her warmth from within As she cares for them, Showers love in her endless words and manner Unknown to them is her strength- her courage, her humor And silently, proudly her mother watches as this woman-child grows Into the beautiful lady of the dragons that has always been her dream
Something Else
Title: Something Else By: detox Numb I can't feel a thing Wondering Will this ever change? Can I make it through Am I lost in thought? Or is this a memory I've already forgot? Is this pain all in my mind Or am I a failure by design A broken soul inside and out Just something else to write about Something else to settle the score There has to be something more Something more than what I became Someone else to place the blame Something other than hurt and pain Something else I can't explain
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Thanksgiving
The reason we eat turkey for THANKSGIVING is because vegetarians won't fit in the oven.
Hey Boys
im so sorry i have not got to return the favor to all of you. i can only get on now when im at work or at my friends house. but i have not forgot about everyone. so be patience and ill make it up to all of you. ok take care
Why The Fighting Irish (for Incredible Hulk)
Why the "Fighting Irish"? Many people wonder (or worry) about Notre Dame and that word, Irish. To us, it doesn't mean race exclusively; nor is it just another nickname. The fact is, it keeps alive the memory of a long, uphill fight for recognition against a spirit that was not always generous, nor even fair-minded. The Irish, as known at Notre Dame, has an authentic history and a meaning deeper even than race. Notre Dame began athletic relations chiefly with local colleges founded by various denominations. Press reports would refer to the schools as the "Baptists" or the "Methodists," and the like. For Notre Dame it was the "Catholics," or the "Irish." But the players were never all of Irish ancestry; nor were they all Catholics. The usage was not original, but a continuing custom from earlier Colonial times. The bulk of the first Catholic immigrants were Irish -- so that Catholics and Irish were identical in the public mind. It is sad to recall now, but few of the original st
No More Fubar Drama
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Santa's Naughty List Train
Just when you thought you were safe! Santa's Naughty List hit the FU! To join this train and find out why he has a Naughty List please rate my Christmas Folder and leave a comment on the last pic. Click on this picture it will take you to the folder! Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone that's already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment asking "What does Santa say about you?" or something relating to the train. When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished to be added to the train. Please include a pic link for your Tag,or I shall have to choose one myself! Your Hostess 1.♥TexasAngel♥~Rating Revolution Recruiter~♥Fu Angel♥ Who else is on Santa's Naughty List? 2.Michaela daydreams...alot...~Slave to OZ~member of the Br
Holiday Season
Hey there, just wanted everyone to know that I still luv all my fu friends... With the holiday shopping season here, I may not be on much... But after it is all said and done, I'll be back and better than ever! xoxo to all and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Dan
Family
hey just a blog bout whats going on . im the oldest child in a family of four. i have three sisters that i dont get to see but once or twice a year and i have always been protective and a bully to them but it helped out in the end cuz when they got to high school they were tough bitches but when we all get together its like hanging with the guys. cuz wen we were growing up they followed brother around.its great to have them here for this thanksgiving thought i would share sumthin personal hope yopu enjoyed it.
Online Shopping
Greetings everyone! :-) I am currently a full time mom, working a part time job outside the home. However, I also do some side work as well. My bestfriend talked me into doing AVON sales. It's not much, but it has helped her a great deal to make some extra cash so she can pay some small bills and has quite a bit of luck doing this. So I thought I'd give it a try. I know that not everyone shops AVON or even likes the products, but there are those few that are dedicated customers and really likes the products. I thought that this would be a great way to advertise. So, if you're interested visit my e-store at www.youravon.com/kboyer Check it out, there might be something that you like or you know someone else might like. You can view the brochures online in the comfort of your home and pay for your items right then and there, also there is free direct shipping, you never have to contact a person to tell them what you want and then hope they don't over price you, or mix up your
Random Thoughts....
A poem on how I feel.... yeah, it's sad, but true! *sigh* Why? Why is it you always want someone you can’t have? Always aching, needing, wanting, but never getting anywhere. Alone, still, with a heart full of love to give… Wanting to give it to that one who will give it back Is something wrong with me? Am I not good enough to be loved? There seems to always be someone better And they take my chance away with someone I want. Being 2nd best really does put a damper on my heart It makes me wonder if I will ever find that someone Who will love me with all they got? I believe I deserve someone who will treat me good Not like my last one, who abused me with words. All I have left is to give my sadness to God. And hope and pray he will find me someday A love I’ve been wanting for all my life…
Fun Games
No Cheating You Have To Send to every one on your buddylist & see what they want from you!!! 1=A baby 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner 7=Lap dance 8=To chill 9=To cuddle
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Watch Out For This Guy
this guy started calling my friend a bitch and any word possible thats not nice at all he made her upset and if you all know me by now i hate it when men disrespect women anyway possible. if you know this guy plz either block him or help give him a piece of my mind cause apparently this jackass has his page only access giving to friends crap. his name is StoneCold1Head so if you can pass along this blog if possible and spread the word to your friends this guy has no love and respect for women so plz show him no love there is a guy going around asking really stupid questions and being an ass. plz show support and if he comes across your page or tries to talk to you tell him to fuck off or whatever you can. and if you are curious about the questions hes asking think of them as the ones you all hate being asked and what not. hugs and kisses to all my friends and family and especially to the one who brought this jackass to my attention you know who you are. here is your link.... texasc
2 Sexy Men Up For Bids!!!!
2 Sexy men up for auction, come take a peek and make a bid, they can be all yours!!=) TEY JAY TJATTHEROCK ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar
Making Things For People
I have been spending a lot time in photoshop making some stuff for the wife and I. I want to expand and be creative for my friends and family. Here is some examples of some of the things I have been making. If you like a style or have an idea let me know. All I ask for in return is to make an offer on some Fu bucks for the time spent making it. I can also make name tags and morphs but my specialty is graphic design.Here is some of the examples of some of my work. Made For SDMF ASHLEY My New tag Made this for my step daughter Made for DJ chaotic Evil Made this one just for fun Made this for my wife Another I made for the wife This is my main was bored Some of the tags I made Shadow leveler tag Made for my wife Auto 11's tag I made for myself
Thought It Was Cute
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? BORROWED FROM DRMAMI0031
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First Ever Auction
Ladeedadeedada
i just wanted to thank everyone ive talked to on here you all are pretty much AWESOME! and i enjoy talking to all of you... just wanted to let you kno
A Smile
Tomorrow's thanksgiving right? and tonight while I was on the phone with somebody who's become very dear to me, I realized that all I want for thanksgiving is for the people I love and care about, to be happy, and to know that they mean the world to me, and to know that I cherish and am thankful for every minute I get to spend in their thoughts, and for every minute they're in mine.
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Myspace
www.myspace.com/sorerightthumbs more pics and stuff about me!
Study On Hepatitis C
I received this info and thought I would pass it on. They said they would give me $40 referral fee. You can either tell them to make a donation to HepCAware.org or keep that for yourself. ;) Dawn Here's the email I received. Thank for your interest in the study on Hepatitis C study with patients. We are looking for patients, based in the USA . We are very interested to talk people who are living with Hepatitis C. What we require of the patient: Complete a self-completion diary (around 10 minutes in the evening each day) for 7 days preceding the telephone interview. 1 telephone interview lasting 90 minutes moderated by an independent market researcher. The telephone interview will involve discussion with 2 other patients on the topics as above. Patients will be required to have their completed diaries to hand. The incentives will be paid the day after the study (cheque of $200,- sent to the mail address that they will provide). I would like to re
The Real Thankgiven...
The year was 1637.....700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe, gathered for their "Annual Green Corn Dance" in the area that is now known as Groton, Conn. While they were gathered in this place of meeting, they were surrounded and attacked by mercenaries of the English and Dutch. The Indians were ordered from the building and as they came forth, they were shot down. The rest were burned alive in the building. The next day, the Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared : "A day of Thanksgiving, thanking God that they had eliminated over 700 men, women and children. For the next 100 years, every "Thanksgiving Day" ordained by a Governor or President was to honor that victory, thanking God that the battle had been won. Source: Documents of Holland , 13 Volume Colonial Documentary History, letters and reports form colonial officials to their superiors and the King in England and the private papers of Sir William Johnson, British Indian agent for the New York
Ignorance
is it 2 much 2 say sorry when u bump into someone? i hate when ppl walk in the middle of the street when ur driving down it. n whats with these asshole drivers who cut u off just 2 get 2 the red light? do u get a prize 4 that? n would it b 2 much 2 hold the door 4 someone who's carrying a ton of bags? oh n grabbing something out of someone's hand should result in that hand being chopped off!! i think i covered alot of it..feel free 2 add.
The Release Of My Third C.d.
I am very exited to announce the release of my third C.D. "These Times". It has 10 new original songs and sounds great. Click on the link below and have a listen. Thanks, Pete
Friends
The Best
No Sex For Months Can Realy Chang A Man
i haven't had sex now for 4 mouths and im starting to think something is rong fith me. im a realy out going guy,i dont get mad that esey and i dont think i look that bad.so what am i doing rong?
Random Stuff
you know i put pics on my profile for just the fun of it and hate when other profiles have they're pictures set as private but i'm beginning to understand why they did it...especially when one i'm told one of my pics is NSFW...when it clearly is not but i'm half tempted to make my pics private
Blast
okay someone got me this blast thing so I type it up and send it in.Hour later I was notified it had been approved which was great,then I go and read it and they cut part of it out because they don't know german.Should they have not allowed me to correct it and put it in english before activated it and taking it totally off what I had written.It looks so fucking stupid now/I have written them but no response.I mean people pay for these right and if they do and they decide to cut a part of it out shouldn't they at least let you correct it.
Thanksgiving
"I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new." Ralph Waldo Emerson US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) Hope you'all have a wonderfull and thankfull Thanksgiving with your friends, family and loved ones.. Doc
Happy Thanksgiving
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Dispelling An Sfi Myth
Dispelling An SFI Myth One of the biggest misconceptions about SFI is that there is a monthly fee or purchase requirement. This is, of course, completely FALSE. There is NEVER any cost to be an affiliate. And you can become an EA (Executive Affiliate) at no cost by simply generating 10 SVP (Sales Volume Points). Yes, thousands of SFI affiliates DO purchase SFI products for themselves. It only makes sense, after all, to buy from "your own store"—especially those items that you are already purchasing from someone else (more on this in a moment). However, this is TOTALLY OPTIONAL. The best way to become an EA is to generate 10 SVP through personal retail SALES. Here are just a FEW of the ways you can generate 10 or more SVP: * Give away free coupons from NiceOffers.com. Each coupon has an SVP value assigned to it. When your referrals redeem the coupons, you’ll earn the SVP. In addition, you’ll also earn a share of the Net Bounty! Coupons redeemed totaling 10 SVP
Nice To Know
Nice to know that people are back lying about us again. First we were lyers, but NO ONE could tell us what the hell we lyed about. NOW all of a sudden we are stealers!!! First off, I have NEVER taken anything from anyone WITHOUT asking first!!! I was raised better than that. I may JOKE, on that subject, but I would not accually do it. I mean come on people. Where the hell are you getting this crap? Why would I steal something from a kid, i was WORKING as a babysitter MAKING money, what reason would I have to steal from some kid!!!!!!!!!! It makes no since what-so-ever. I was making $50 a week babysitting for Jess and Billy...... so why would I steal from some kid? I mean think about it, with the 50$ I was getting thats a game for my brothers Xbox360, or a few wal-mart 2 for 10$ movies...... or even something eles that I may want to spend money on, like wrestling gear..... I don't know who is now telling others that I stold something or in fact anything!!! But I am saying this right FZ*
Awesome Music Numbers
I'll Show You
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I NEED IF YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU TEACH ME HOW TO LIVE FORGIVE LET GO AND GROW I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEVOUR MY LOVE LIKE A SAVAGE TO A BEAST, FUCK MY MIND FROM BEHIND IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT TAKES TIME I'LL SHOW YOU THAT SENSITIVITY AND QUESTIONABLE REALITY CREATE ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY COMPLEX CONTROVERSY OF PHILOSOPHY ABOUT SHE I'LL SHOW YOU THAT I'LL ACCEPT I AIN'T SHIT IF YOU MAKE HER BELIEVE SHE CREATED IT CAUTIOUS HER MINDS THICK SSHH SHE CAN'T SHAKE IT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO TWIRL MY HAIR THROUGH YOUR FINGERS CARESSING MY INSECURITIES, SECRETLY
Searching
Twisted, alone, I search for meaning. To be found, I think not. As a Gypsy, I roam. Searching for love lost. I once had in the grasp of my palm. I let it go. Mistakes made. No reason to continue. On this souless journey. Without you by my side. I am alone. Reaching, grabbing, I can't find. The meaning of life. A soul to match my own. Once was close. But now is far away. Distance from my heart. I had one close. But no more. She is gone from my life. I am alone. Beauty, love, are no more. In this time of wandering. I must start anew. A journey of lives. A journey of love. Love lost. Life no more. I am alone. Why should I go on? Without you I am nothing. Sadness consumes my being. I once had a soul full of hope. But that is no more. I held the key for but a brief moment. Not long enough to matter. Try as I might to get close again. You push me away. Cold as ice towards me. No hope for warmth. The love of your heart. Is out of my reach. I
Drugs
Artist: jerk lyrics Song: love your drugs lyrics Jerk Music Videos Jerk - Love Your Drugs (Live @ Channel V) Music Video Ringtones left icon Send "Love Your Drugs" Ringtone to Cell Ringtones right icon Took you down for one more hit, when you gonna stop that shit? 'Till the next time it's OK, slowly watching your decay Just one more time, just one last time Deep inside the living dead, Zombie fucks, retarded head, I know just what you will say, Get the fuck out of my way Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Guess it only mattered when, I turn my back on you again For a second I felt fine So I tried to save you one last time Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs, You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Why can't you just love me like you love your fucking drugs You tell me that you hate it but you never get enough Without you I found
My Stash
As many have noticed I've added a lot to my stash the last couple of days, all have some meaning to me. The Staind videos mean the most, Aaron Lewis' music tells you of the pain and hurt in my soul and the video of "believe" speaks to me about some one I truly love and respect, he has taught me recently that I am a beautiful, intellingent, strong woman and no one can take that away from me. However, this person has made me fall in love with him so that song has special meaning to me for that also.
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Auto 11's
I have recently began geting sick of those with auto 11's..seriously and only my opinion on the issue. They come buy slap your profile a rate so you will take notice to their gift....you rate them they gain points as well as you, but do these fools ever rate yours...seriously?? I know of a couple that would and like usual I leave them nameless cause they like most dont desire attention. I will say if i'm rated i'll rate back and recently i've been taking a lil time away and not noticing much, yet when I came back these fools take notice rate me so I do their auto's ummm nooooooooo!!! Yet to those that pay me some mind i'll return the love with or without autos!!
Happy Thanks Giving To All
Holidays
Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to all my wonderful people in my life! I hope that there is something for each and everyone of you to be thankful for. Much love from the pin-up girl Kellieann
Auction To Be Held 11/25 Tho 12/5
user/1604988">Happily Taken R/L GF to Im4u2Inslave, Proud Military Supporter*~Head Greeter @ Babydolls*~ Twilight' wrote the following at '2008-11-28 06:44:02'.. > Ok guys the auction is now open! It will run until Friday, December 5th. We are going to be accepting entries until the end of today. After that nobody else will be able to join. That way everybody has a full week of the auction time. > Here are the lovely men and women who have already entered. Come bid on them and show them tons of love. They are all offering many great things. > You can find the men in the Seductive Sir Auction on Happily Takens page. > Happily Taken R/L GF to Im4u2Inslave, Proud Military Supporter*~Head Greeter @ Babydolls*~ Twilight@ fubar >
My 12 Yearold Pitbull Is Very Sick
happy thanksgiving everyone its not gona be to good for me idont relly have much family yea im goin to my bros for dinner icame home from work bandit my black and white pitbull ihave alot of his pics in my pics is very sick hes gona be 13 in june hes not gona make it he can hardly move ihad to pick him up to take him out not to easy hes 100pounds ijust hope he dies in his sleep ive had him since he was 4weeks old alot people have told me how pretty he is hes been agreat dog not amean bone in his body ijust felt like writing and tellin everyone
Making Memories Of Us ..
First Cut Is The Deepest
There Was A Day
Poetry
Who cares, who weeps? All is lost and the sickle reaps. Blank eyes look deep; love and hope crumble to my feet. I don't care if I've made my mark on this angry world that's left me in the dark! Just cut a message on my stone, "I want to be alone" Feel the knots twisting inside as I look to the bullets to be my guide. In a razor's edge should I confide to open my veins and bleed them dry? The endless pressure, how can I cope? I try to release but the valves are broke. A psychotic grasp upon my throat I wanna hang the rope! Death I feel is my friend as it calls from the black unknown. Voices hounding at my mind echo to the bone... Alone in Suicide I used to honor my day of birth. Cherish life and place it first but now I view it as a curse. Dig my grave and rent the hearse! Every night I take a walk that leads me trapped in an empty box. A liar's face and the voice that mocks, I want to stop the clock! Fetid simulation of this wretched congregation Disciples of the fallen and the
Have To Read
Thankful
Be Thankful Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire, If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something For it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations Because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge Because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary Because it means you've made a difference. It is easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they can become your blessings.
Women Over 40
Women Over 40 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and hon
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CLICK THE BANNER TO JOIN US.... WELCOME TO *WYKD Radio* COME HANG OUT WITH REAL PEOPLE GREAT MUSIC LOTS OF SEXY PPL ITS A PARTY GET IN HERE AND SEE WHATS GOING ON =) WE ARE WAITING ON YOU LIVE ON AIR NOW ONLY @ WYKD Radio $Ðj ßåßý ߺý${ Ð.$.Ç} º.G.ÞîmÞ ºƒ †h€ Þu$$¥Çå† Þlå¥må†èsOwned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar
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Unrelenting Passions
Unrelenting Passions Current mood: energetic Category: Romance and Relationships There are times in our lives that we search out different and new things for us to indulge in. Whether we are seeking it for the fun of it, or to fill a void in our lives. It is the ultimate in thrill seeking, the most fullfilling human emotion of physical attraction that hits you heart and soul. Is the passion that two people can share when totally attracted to each other. The connection between man and a woman is far more than just an expressed idea. If you are not happy with a current relationship and feeling unloved, then leave, get out and find what it is that your heart wants and desires. There is another person out there that wants to give you what you deserve. Here is a person that knows how to make your dreams come true. Here is a person that can and will show you the most wonderful passion, the most intense fire will burn deep inside you, as your body temperature rises, heart racing,
Bitefight
My Day
If I were to put an "Man Wanted" ad out...here's what it would read: Man Wanted. Between the ages of 20-27, 6'0+, preferably country, or from the south. Love blonde hair, but not required. No thin guys, but no overweight one's either. Work out once or twice a week. Must love: horses, country music, trucks. Driving a truck is bonus points, and guys with cars need not apply. Applicants apply within. =P 12.24.08 Rachel passed away at 7:30 on 12.24.08 & i'll miss her so much. All because some 19 year old kid was too impatient to just wait for her to turn. He hit her while she was trying to make a left turn into a driveway. He and his girlfriend walked away from it all. I've never hated someone so much, so instantly. I know he didn't mean to hurt her, but it just hurts so bad. R.I.P. Rachel Maggie! We'll love you forever!!! 10. My favorite color is blue. 9. I have an irrational fear of needles. 8. My folks divorced on my 8th birthday. 7. I will NEVER have c
Wtf Am I Susposto Do Now...
Ok I marked this NSFW so dont give me any shit about the content. Im Trying Really hard here to have a positive outlook but I cant keep all of this shit in any fucking longer. The place I work at is in a BAD way... I work for a company owned by an individual who is now Really Struggling to just keep the doors open. I REALLY blame the economy, we were doing FINE until about 6 months ago. Now its all down hill and losing 3-5k per month and falling deeper into debt. Most of you might think "So what, its not 'Your' company". Fuck you, This is my livelyhood, This is the FIRST job in a LONG time that I love. I LOVE my job, I love going to work. I have tried to buy this place, but I cant get the funds to get started. So now its like this, Either the owner Fires the shop manager (aka my roomate) and he moves back to be with his family in South Carolina, and then IM Fucked because I have to find a place to live... OR IM Royally Fucked and the places closes its doors and we all
Holidays
well, there are many reasons, mainly my family's apparent curse for the day after one of my favorite holidays, it started a few years ago, when we got robbed at gunpoint, my dad, my sister, me, and my cousin in my aunt's driveway, another one i broke my ankle, another my husband got arrested and taken to jail for a month over a 25 dollar ticket and his sentence for non payment was a week, that was it, he got out right before christmas, and on top of it, what caused him to get arrested was driving me home from the hospital witha cyst. He had no driver's liscense but i wasn't about to let my dad come in during a pelvic exam either and i NEED someone in the room when I'm going through that. He got all of that taken care of this year, paid his dues and whatnot, but seriously why the hell should I want to leave the house on black friday because it's apparent that every black friday will not only be black, but bleak! I'm terrified to drive home after thanksgiving dinner, because I have no
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Fubar's Next Godfather
He's a really good friend and always returns the rates. Let's give him a good spanking and get him to Godfather! Thank you and have a great night. KIPSTER ~ RATE SPANKER'S member ~(fu-hub to the queen)~@ fubar Please help out a good friend of mine. He has probably helped quite a few of you along the way and now it's his turn. Message him and he will return the rates. Lost Soul ~greeter at Baby Dolls Lounge~Club United~RR Fu Ownerd by SinfulBrat & Happily Taken@ fubar from becoming fubar's next Godfather. He's not shy about returning the rates, so hit him hard. Thank you and have a great night. fireforeman 20-04; ems chief 20-71; rate spanker, taken care of by my lovely ozzyfreak@ fubar
Bar Jokes, A Little Nasty!
Little Johnny and Grandpa go fishing... Grandpa asks little J to pass him some coffee, little johnny asks, " can I have some?" "Well little J," Grandpa asks "can you take out your dick, put it in your ass, and fuck yourself?" "No Grandpa, I can't, replies little J." "Then no coffee!" Later that day, Grandpa asks little johnny to pass him a beer, "can I have some Grandpa?" johnny asks as he gets the beer. "Can you take out your dick, put it in your ass and fuck yourself?" Grandpa asks again. "No Grandpa, I already told you I can't" "Then no Beer, Johnny." Later that night, after they are headed home from fishing grandpa asks little Johnny, "are you gonna share the fish that you caught today, Johnny?" "Well Grandpa, can you take your dick out, stick it in your ass and fuck yourself?" "Why yes, little Johnny I can!" "Then why don't you go fuck yourself Grandpa?" FAMILY LOVE!!!!!!!!! How do you brainwash a blond? Turn her upside down and give her a douche.
Happy Thanksgiving
Just a quick blog to say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Hope you have a great day..and don't forget to remember the things you are greatful for.
Michelecute18@yahoo.com
hellow to all add me now in my yahoo.maqil this 1 add me up michelecute18@yahoo.com so we can talk thanks
My Dad
Panties In Public
I was at the bar where I work at the other day, not behind the counter for a change. This time I was the one making demanding drink orders (not really that demanding) and I got a little silly... I decided to bar hop in town (very small town) in nothing but panties and a tee shirt that says "Santa... I can explain". So, I went to the three bars in town, bought condoms in each men's restroom vending machine, and returned to my seat at my bar. Sooner than later, I was dared to go next door to the deli and boy a box of condoms. The deli was PACKED, no one thought I would actually follow through, but guess what!!!! I DID!... no tits! ALL BALLS!... so thing is... now my Best friend is pissed at me because people are talking trash about me around town, I think they are all just jealous, but my friend thinks I ruined my reputation. I don't really care.. should I?
Spotlite
SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!! SHE IS SPOTLIGHT AND MY OWNER!!!! Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍ ~ ♥ Head Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ (repost of original by 'shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...only accepting friends from levelers' on '2008-11-26 10:21:45') (repost of original by '~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~' on '2008-11-26 10:23:01')
Dirty Little Secrets
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A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,
Heartache
i had a lady she said she loved me and always wanted to be with me. then out of the blue i got i don't love u and leave me alone. she couldn't do it herself she had someone else do it for her then she checks me out and she lied to my daughter she said we would be together to her and then she did this if u read this u know who u r i just would like to know why u did this to me.
You Just Have To Read This -- It's Funny, I Swear!!!
How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Gu ide for taking a dump at work. *CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. *FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. *ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking
Knew It
Mini Me
Liz And Her First Real Love
Liz has always keep a part of herself from people in her life. She knew loving someone all the way, would be the most beautiful thing in life, but could also Be the most devestating. She learnt growning up she never wanted that kind of pain. Liz let her guard down and decided she would see someone she knew deep down to back away from. She was tired of living on the edge of life. Never knowing what it was to give totally and completely of yourself to another. Wanting their happiness and contentment above her own. When she meet this one man,her instinct was to turn , run and protect herself. Her heart wanted differantly. Her heart overroad everything else in this. Nervious, scared, excited, and the attraction she felt for him hit hard. Pushing the nerves and scared feelings to the side, she went with the rest. It is a choice she does not regret today. She exsperienced the wanting him to have her all, and did what she could to give . She learned things about herself she did not
Thank You .
I wanted to thank everyone for all the rates and comments you gave me while the Auto 11's were on. I especially want to thank this wonderful lady for giving it to me ..~*♥ ÐRËÃΜΖ♥*~@ fubar, Thank you so much. I also want to wish everyone a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving. . Thank you all again. Tom
Very New Here
Did you know a man thinks about sex every 8 seconds and a woman thinks about sex every 24 seconds! Well lets rock people im new here and show me the way! Im a easy going guy and love to share my life with other people to have fun and live it to the fullest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So even though men think about sex 3 times more than a woman can blame a guy for trying !!!!!!!!
Up Inside U
When we look up inside ourselves only to find that the looking glasses no longer reflect what we had hoped to still see instead a stilted view... of what is no longer there What we had allowed others to borrow, taken what should not have been removed. The intangible us, that we alone know is amiss. apart from ourselves almost unnoticed Bonded in layers of tissue paper, what we once knew was familiar still. Feral from the outset, on a shelf swallowed in dust. that which has slipped into sleep Unaware it was supposed to remain intact, dismantled by the sirens steady through the nite. something them, they could not possibly feel. what we should have known to protect.
My Private Auction
  DJ Devil Kitty Is up for auction! Auction Ends April 11th, 2009 @ 10pm EST! BE THERE!!!!!!!!!! Click the Pic Below to bid on Devil Kitty!!!!! Pwease!!! DJ Sexy Kitty Is up for auction! Auction Ends February 17th, 2009 @ 9pm EST! BE THERE!!!!!!!!!! Click the Pic Below to bid on Sexy Kitty!!!!! Pwease!!! Sexy Kitty is Up for Auction!!!!! This is a Private Auction. Ends December 1st at 12pm Eastern Time! Good Luck!!!!!! Click the kitty Below to Bid on Sexy Kitty!!!!! Pwease....
~attention Drama Queens~
Why do you want to come on here and create virtual drama?? Don't you get enough in RL? I know I do! Im sick of drama queens messaging me to tell me who I can and can't talk to....or to say something stupid to try and pick a fight...LOL...truth is ..I don't care what you think.. Mind your own buisness....I will mind mine...Im way to old for any childish drama that you want to start....Get a life! and Grow the heck up!
Ilangel
HI EVERYBODY HOPE I CAN MEET A LOT OF FRIENDS ON HERE
Stories And Such
Sitting at home after work one day, John heard a knock at the door. Shortly after hearing it he got up from his easy chair to answer the door. Upon opening the door he saw the family babysitter Jayna standing there looking a bit desperate. She explained the last time she was there that she thinks she misplaced her cell phone somewhere in the house and asked to please go look for it. John said "sure" as he closed the door behind her. He wasnt much concerned and told her to just lock the door when she left. Jayna headed upstairs to start looking first. As she headed up the stairs John walked past the stairs on his way to the living room and caught a glimpse up her skirt. After arriving in the living room once more, he tried to get comfortable while getting back to watching the news. He sat in his chair squirming and feeling a bit frustrated at himself. He just couldnt forget what he saw as he walked past the staircase. I mean seriously who would really want to forget about crotchless
Happiness
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life
Who Wants Love
We all want to be in relationship dating. We all want to be wanted and we only want someone that someone else wants too. Here are 5 reasons we are addicted to relationship dating. 1. Keeps us feeling alive 2. We deep down want some love. 3. No matter how much we love freedom, we love LOVE more. 4. Variety is good no matter who you are with. 5. The world is a big place and our curiousity is just as big! For some great tips on dating check out my new blog.... http://www.whowantslove.com
Sick Of It All!
It really has become very pathetic that in a place where we can be our selves that so many hide behind false mask's. The whole of the internet has become corrupt. It was supposed to be a place where people can come, escape reality and BE THEM SELVES. Yet how many people fain at friendship, only to sit there and talk smack behind your back. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. The art of flaming has evolved. People need to wake up, this place, the whole of it not just fubar, has become a breeding ground for hatred and bigotry. I'm of a much older skool of net head's, back when it was pure, before the day's of flaming other user's. We are a community with out border's. I am who I am, I say stupid shit, I do stupid thing's. By no means am I perfect, nor do I wanna be perfect. I am happy being imperfect cause it is my flaws that make me who I am. All these whiny ass attention whores and false faced retarded monkey's need to wake up. This is not what the internet was designed to be. From here
The Barrett 50 Cal Sniper Rifle
So, I did a favor for the Special Forces unit and to repay me for it, they took me out for an Afternoon of shooting the Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle. I tell you, I was so excited, I was shooting with a woody. Here is the video. The same day, a bird landed out in front of me. I misses the bird, and switched to the truck. You can see the rounds impact almost instantly.
Auto 11's
tryin to help a friend out...stop by drop a rate and comment if ya can. SEND ME A PM ill return the favor! thanks!
One Rate!
bustin my ass to help a friend get some auto 11's! Can you stop by drop a rate and comment or two? Send me a pm when done...i'll return the favor!
One Rate
Rate this pic please...comment if ya got time..
What To Do Now
i need help. i am told i am loved everyday....but.....he lives somewhere else for work i live in his apartment...but you guessed it my relationship with him out of 3 months is on the phone...do i wait for him? i sit at night most nights waiting for the phone call from him and he always uses the excuse i fell asleep sorry i love you..or he cuts it short when i do get to talk to him...am i waisting my time should i go for someone else be by myself or should i give him the benifit of the doubt and suffer with being alone with a heart that hurts?
The Little Things...
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. ~ Aristotle
One Rate
Rate & comment this pic please!
Rates From Me.....
As stated in my other blog if i for some reason miss what you say or rate me as im sorry.... Please understand as i am at work while on here. If you want to ask me something and want to make sure you get my response send me a message not a shout. As well if you want to add me as a friend ask to do so, I may miss your offer at that time its sent and dont want for it to be taken in the wrong way. Girlfreaky I just want to let everyone know that if i happen to not go and rate every single picture you have please dont hold that against me. I am normally at work when im logged on here and dont always have the time to look at all the pictures you may have posted. If you stop by and rate me or my pictures thank you in advance again, but i will at least say thank you and do my best to rate you back till i have the time to sit down to go and look at all your lovely faces. Hope this will help out any confusion or anger that I may have caused you by not doing as you might h
Holiday Thank Yous For Troops!
One Rate
Ok i'm busting my ass bombing over here...I'm asking my friends for just one rate and leave a comment or two if you have time. Send me a pm when your done and i will return the favor! *click pic* Rate & comment for me puuuuuuuhlease! While your here rate my blog k?! Thanks!
Holiday Thank Yous For Troops!
I AM SENDING OUT A BUNCH OF HOLIDAY THANK YOU CARDS TO DIFFERENT TROOPS THIS YEAR. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT NEEDS ON OR IS GOING TO BE AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS LET ME KNOW NAMES AND ADDRESSES SO THAT I CAN SEND ONE TO THEM. THANKS
Just One Rate
Hello, Friend is in a contest..can you PLEASE STOP BY and rate this pic....leave a comment or two if you have time. Send me a pm when done I will return the favor!! *click pic*
Five
Author Nathan Walker We all know every sports freak has thought about it--which football players could survive on the basketball court? Which basketball players on the football field? I did not bother with which football players would make it in the NBA, because I think they would all make it. They would just have to change the maximum fouls from 6 to 12 and allow flagrant fouls. But basketball players are a different type of athlete from basketball players. If you had to attribute a type of music to each sport, football would be heavy metal and rap and basketball would be more like jazz and R&B. Basketball is more of a smooth sport while football is more rough. I have picked the top 5 players from the NBA who could make a successful transition to the NFL. 1. LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers Height: 6'8" Weight: 250 lbs. Basketball Position: Small Forward Football Position: Wide Receiver Of course, Lebron James has to be up on this list. He even played wide receiver i
Fate, Luck, Charm, Or Karma...
So tell me - do you believe in those things? Or are they just things that just happen because they happen? Fate is not something I believe in. What?!?! Okay, okay - I have to say I dont believe in fate, I believe in Faith. Fate is knowing without a doubt that something is going to happen whether it is for the good or bad about someone or something. Broad definition, I know, sorry! For me - I believe in Faith. Knowing without a doubt that one way or another I shall be taken care of just as you. I believe nothing is impossible for the Lord to handle. I believe that the Lord has a plan for everyone. That doesnt mean that I agree with everything that happens but I believe all things happen for a reason. Luck - ha, this one is easy. Have you ever seen my luck?? It SUCKS!! Not just a bit - a whole lot - every day, all the time, year round. Take for instance this morning - trying to climb into the car and I fall out of the car. Take for instance trying to ride the horse and I end up g
Goddess Of Souls
It's took me 39 days to finished the painting. I'm happy with the gorgeous color of the girl! This is my New artwork of Biker Babe came with 3 different packages including nude artwork at My PSP Tubes. Adobe Photoshop CS3 & Wacom Intous4 Model: Blanche   The birth of an ancient Goddess, the daughter of Egyptian King, Pharaoh, jealousy, sinful, against the law of the Egyptian ruler. Souls stealer Goddess was banished from Egypt to Germanic and hid in the deep forest for many years preying for souls of the dead. I spend a lot of time working on this through Adobe Photoshop, by adding texture, color texture, painting, forest painting background, the souls brushing, the tree leaf, light, eyes color texture, curv, gradient, lips skin, shadows and foggy effect at the background. Hope you like this picture :) Artist CommentIt took me 9 days to finish the painting of my friend Jasmine, and made her into the Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad Of Gay Tony (fanart) game cover art. Thus
Yup
~yesterday I told my crush that I was falling for him. And I feel like a complete ass. Ive done things in the past that I am not proud of, and I am afraid that it is going to bite my happiness in the ass. ~Things have been different since I have been seeing him, but *shrug* who knows. ~been seriously considering leaving fubar again... or just walk away for a while so that I can fix the life that I have *outside of the box*. think I am going nuts. He is making me insane. Cant stop from him being on my mind. While he works I think of him, and I wait for his calls. That makes me nervous. My stomache flutters I cant talk to him... tongue tied. want to be there for him~ want to love him~ want him to trust me... I promised to be his one and only. I will honor that. I wish that I could take care of him... to cook and clean, to make happy~ What a day. I wake up at two am. I dream of him, longing for him, wanting to touch. But cant... oh well, maybe tonight. I want to call b
Happy Holidays .. Been A Good Year
Whenever the holidays arrive I always find myself reflecting on the past year. Most of you know me and know that I am a positive person. Thus, it could probably be the shittiest of years in the eyes of some, but I always seem to find the bright side. For instance, most think Mondays suck, but I think they are great. The way I figure it, if ya’ don't like your job, get another one. I do. Nevertheless, for the past month I have been reflecting on my year and my 8 months on Fubar. All in all, it has been a positive experience and I have truly had an abundance of fun meeting some wonderfully bright friends and family in cyber space. When I arrived on Fubar in April it was without fanfare. I didn't shoot to the top or buy my way into friendships. I don't do it offline and I won't conduct myself any differently online. As in real life, friends come and go for a multitude of reasons. I have experienced the good and the bad, the vile and the jealous, the beautiful and the repugnant. I have
Thankful
For True Friends
Poems!
Poems!
My Love Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms slowly as the lilly in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your chimes voice and leaps like a spider at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great blue jay wing. I am comforted by your eyes that I carry into the twilight of lipsbeams and hold next to my heart. I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water. As my eyes falls from my thought, it reminds me of your bedroom. In the quiet, I listen for the last beat of the day. My heated hands leaps to my bra. I wait in the moonlight for your secret shimmer so that we may fight as one, hands to hands, in search of the magnificent black and mystical glow of love What do u define as a friend the person you laugh with the person you cry with the emotions of a friendship filling inside me you may have a friend but are they real real enough you can tell them anything i am surrounded by lies i may think my friends may be
Fk'n Bored
Holy shit...I am so damn bored today...anybody got anything good? Need some distractions...help. Ready to start drinking... /blah i'm working on my buzz and stalking blogs...Bring on the Feet porn!!
Questions Unanswered
Well somethings haven't changed. I feel like I'm put in the middle and being asked to choose between my oldest and my relationship. Why can't it be just simple. I love both and they love me. The tension at home is very strong. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop
Less Than A Month Now...
White Guilt
Only So's You Know Rockford Only Kinda Sucks....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FX cop drama “The Shield,” created, written and produced by Rockford native Shawn Ryan, ended Tuesday after seven seasons. Ryan told GO Columnist Georgette Braun last month that Rockford would be mentioned in the one-hour-45-minute finale, and he was true to his word. (SPOILER ALERT — do not read on if you don’t want to know how the show or series ends.) In one of the final scenes, Corrine Mackey — ex-wife of “Shield” main character Vic Mackey — and her children are relocated from L.A. through the Witness Protection Program to Rockford. The town isn’t mentioned by name, but as the family is introduced to their new house, a federal agent tells them about the “quiet” town where the “schools are getting better, there’s an ice rink a couple of miles away” and a “museum here with an actual dinosaur. The largest and finest juvenile T. rex in the world is right here at the fabulous Burpee Museum. He
White Guilt
What Thanksgiving Means To Me.
what does ThanksGIVING means to me.... To me life is about giving THANKS durring lifes ups and downs,,, IN the middle of all the storms in our lives.. we all have them.. we all have our stories... so here is mine for the last almost 2 yrs has been a battle for me in my life.. lots of stuff that could way me down if i allowed it to.. BUt i dont... I made the choice to smile and be happy and make others laugh. well some of the things going on in my life are... my x started having an affair (this mothers day will be 2 yrs.).this black friday will be a yr since the last time i said i was done and told him to leave.. i took him back 3 times durring the affair... i did this so i never had any WHAT IFS in my mind..like what if i would have tried this or said this... so i have no what ifs in my life about it now.but it was very rough time.. he got her pregnant. but she lost it.. and then she got pregnant again.. and she should be giving birth any day now.. so much i could tell u that s
You Be Real
It seems no one really reads profiles around here so if you haven't please read.It is located on my front page. Look all men and women alike I grow tired already of just the little fucking bullshit I have seen.If you think I am talking to someone other than you I get smart ass fucking remarks not happening guys and women oh you have fucking tested me to the limit.Who gives you the right to think you have a god given right to say what is yours and what isn't and when you think that is in jeopardy you attacked me.If you want him then fucking meet him and if you dont then shut the fuck up.I am having fun deal with it and to say I am not real.Who the fuck made you judge and jury and what does it fucking matter to you.It matters only to the ones I enjoy spending my fucking time with.Did you catch that(THAT I AM SPENDING TIME WITH)I didnt see you in our conversation did you?You saying I am not real makes me laugh my fucking ass off at you.I mean is that all you got.Just move the fuck on y
Starlight
For Others Cuz They R Luffered
Hey It's ME RickaChez! And I have a friend that needs ur help! Plez Click on his Pic LOVE HIM LIKE U LOVE ME! HARD AND FAST! Ty everyone and just so you know... THIS GUY FOOKING RAWKS! LOVE YALL! *MUAH* Hey It's ME RickaChez! And I have a friend that needs ur help! Plez Click on his Pic LOVE HIM LIKE U LOVE ME! HARD AND FAST! Ty everyone and just so you know... THIS GUY FOOKING RAWKS! LOVE YALL! *MUAH*
Secrets.......
i have a secret, known only to me of a love i am holding in my heart so deep. who? do u ask.. thats why it is hidden.. noever to be touched, it is forbidden. coz this love that i have will never be.. tho i love him so much unfortunatley. no one will ever know no one will ever see coz this secret is hidden deep inside of me.....
My Shit
hey yall iam running for juggalette of the month of the tjeforum.com so g and vote for ninjette jingles666 and help me win iam trying to show that you dont have to dress slutty and show ur tits to be juggalette of the month so any help will do thank luv yall byeeeeeeeeeee
I'm Sorry
Im sorry i'm a fuck up and cant get nothing right. im sorry that i cant sleep thinking of u everynight. im sorry you will never know the love i truley feel for u. im sorry this is the last time that i'll say i love u. im sorry for never making sense, when the answers were so clear. im sorry that i couldnt make u smile through all ur tears. im sorry that i couldnt make u see that you really had my heart. im sorry you didnt trust me, not to tear urs all apart. im sorry how i ramble on and never stop to rest. im sorry that you couldnt see that i was giving u my best. and mostly i am sorry for the things i didnt do... and knowing that i have to spend my life alone, being in love with you.......
My Insanity
too many things, too many voices, too much shit, too many choices. where is the light, i can barely see... and who will be the one at the end, waiting for me? i have one that i love, too many love me. for reasons unknown, and it keeps haunting me. i just want to cry, scream out in the night. i wish for the silence, a quiet mind. bit it never comes, the voices get worse, and come early morning i just want to curse, the light and my life that i cant recognize, as the tears flow freely from my eyes. who am i, what am i, do i even exist? am i even alive, or just a mist, of the remnent of love, when will it end? please someone come save me, at least just to lend, an ear to listen, a shoulder to cry, a heart to love me to never ask why... save me from all these voices, chaos in my mind. are u the one to save me??? we will see in time.....
Just Being Me
well first off let me say to those hatters dont need you dont want you dont care for but as we all know all they do is talk behind my back thats all good because they must be so bored and always got me on thier mind it kinda makes me feel specail because im doing me taking care of my family the best way iknow how im not into any drugs or gangs i dont steal to nake so if you plan to get at me to hang out party or pull a lick you can miss with all that @#%* and ALL YOU HATTERS TAKE TWO STEPS BACK ok well by now knopw i bored the hell out of you so im out late
Who Wants To Own Me?
Level Her Up.....
She needs rates to level please help her
Poeta : The Art Of War, Interpetation Of Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu The Art of War Essentials Chapter 1 The Five Factors (a Chant Royale) War is a matter of vital importance and it’s practice is mandatory, for life and death is the providence and the outcome of martial study; so thus the factors fundamental be so impressed upon the General who rises up to lead his nation, whether in conquest or salvation, for within these five it is revealed, that he who follows this instruction shall taste of victory upon the field. The first factor, moral influence, must be inferred that harmony, established through benevolence and extending from his majesty, set forth a wise and ethical public measure for one and all; for then a banded population will stand together against aggression and thus the Prince whose heart is steeled against the sin of persecution shall taste of victory upon the field. In preparation for the advance of mounted troops and infantry, one must first consider distance and the terrain’s difficulty
Songs I Sang
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My Info Contacts .. Etc ....
heres my yahoo messnger and msn ... cutesofia09@yahoo.com cutesofia09@hotmail.com hi ,, my real name is victoria .. not ammelle anyways i like that name ,, bcos she was my favorite actress .(local) .. hmmmm ] ad me up on my yaho msn acc ,, here ,, cutesofia09@yahoo.com and cutesofia09@hotmail.com.. ok ? ynx !! so we can talk... heres my "ABOUT ME" Beautiful girl in here, with the sun in her eyes, a smile that lights up your world and a body to die for... Open your eyes, i'm REAL and always ready to fulfill all your fantasies! Why my chat room?: I'm hot, sexy, wild...I can be everything you have ever dreamed of...I'm your hottest fantasy..mmmmmm....you want to see me touching myself...caressing myself...i know how to make YOU feel good....because with me it's always PLAY TIME! Fantasies: I like to be kissed all over, that really turns me on. . . I know u like it too :P! Let' s have some fun Turn ons: YOU!!!!!!!!!! Turn offs: I hate liers.. r
Live Forever
Words and music by Brian May There's no time for us There's no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever....? There's no chance for us It's all decided for us This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever? When love must die But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?
Okiewild1
MAGIC MERLIN LOOKING FOR YOU finally got my digital camera back so here Iam HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
Poem
Why does love come with pain My heart cant take it any more It has been beaten and tattered Look into my eyes and you will see The scares and breaks that it holds I try and fix it but it does not work Nothing strong enough to pull The pieces all back together Trying everything even a band-aid But that to is just as weak as my will Starting to think that I should quit Wondering if some one will come And fix this dormant heart of mine.
Jerk Heavens Waiting
Sometimes I feel just like a bat locked in a cage It's hard to live beyond the walls It ain't no life at all But don't you tear it down Chorus Take your chances, I'll take mine Chasing thunder is only wasted time Got no reason to walk that line Heaven's waiting if I can make it home tonight And with the years I've found a faith that gets me by It shows me the truth in a hurricane of lines My baby's left a light for me That's really all I need They won't bring me down (Repeat Chorus) Aimlessly rushing leaves you with nothing You need some loving to make you feel alive In less than a moment, life can be stolen I know where I'm going, gotta get me there tonight I'm holding on to what I can Like any other lucky man Love won't strike me love won't sell me out
More About Me
Now it been 3 days since I was rushed to the er for an seizure attack that last over 20 minutes.When the paramedic's can in my home they were to my mother and boyfriend.My bf was trying help before that jerk from his arms and I was complete helps couldn't anything about.I pull me through the pull kitchen and then my living.They wrapped there arms around me and it made me throw up on my closes they give a shit. then grab my arms so tightly to were it was hurting me and forcing me to walk when I was unable to even stand on my own two feet.Then they put me the gurney hard.Well I was in the they talked to hateful and rubbing my chest bonr so hard it was hurting me.Then my started rolling back and Tony O. put finger on my right told me quite faking my own seizure,well the other male paramedic put more rubbing pressure on my chest bone again.The male paramedic rammed the iv into my left arm that wont's the worse put I passed out and Tony O. break the small salt instead of waving h sticks up
Pretty Cool...
Hello Everyone! My name is Teeah P. I'm going to be 20 on Dec.28,I'm pretty excited about it. I live in Oregon,I live with my family who love very dearly. I love to draw anime,I'm not afraid to say what's on my mind.And when I get bored I watch T.V. or get on the computer. So if it sounds interesting to you from just reading this,you should become my friend and find out how I really am! Hey ya'll, Well,It's almost time for Christmas and we still don't have nothing up...we don't usually celebrate any holidays like we use to. But three days after that though is my Birthday! I'll be 20 yrs old! Wish you all a Merry Christmas! Wish me a happy Birthday! Hello One and all! I'm back...ok the newbie is back,yes,yes. I just wanted to let all you Fu People out that eating a whole turkey for Thanksgiving isn't a bad thing,just be thankful for toilets! HAPPY THANKSGIVING FUPEEPS!
Winter Wounderland
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Friends
People are part of your life for a season, a reason, or a lifetime. Unfortunately, we do not know of the people coming into our lives if they are one of those three ways. We only may know this until after the relationship is over: **When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. **Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. **LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: Things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. Broken relationships tend to fall under seasons....you needed to learn from the relationship and grow from that. Its hard, but in
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Something I Wrote......
Please don't tell me not to cry. Please don't say there was a reason why. You don't know what I am feeling. Or how much I hurt. The wet spots are from the tears on my shirt. You think I should go on with my life. Forget about it and be strong. But, deep down I am sad and I don't want to go along. I don't expect you to understand why. For no apparent reason I break down and cry. My life has changed forever, you see Thats the reason I'm not acting like the same ol me. So, please dont act like nothing has happened Because it changed my life forever. I will never be the same again. Not today, Tomorrow, but never. The best thing you can do for me is just be there. Just like always my friend. My heart is broken and will never mend. You took away my pride told me i could run but never hide. You torchered me and and broke my heart,you drive insane and tear me apart. I can't break away from these chains of burning steel,
Just My Stuff :)
Ok so here's my thing... Why do things happen the way that they do.. I am a firm believer in the statement that "EVERYTHING happens for a reason," but what is the reason??????? How do I find out the reason? Will I ever know the reason? Why do we hurt and get hurt, or better yet, why do we allow ourselves to do either or???? I just so happen to also be a great communicator.. So if someone wants to say something.. ANYTHING.. why wouldn't they? I am here to listen, react, give advice, comfort, empathize.. etc.. TALK TO ME!!!!!! Anyone reading this is probably going like What the HELL is this woman talking about????? I'm venting.. I just don't get how things happen, or why they do... and probably never will.. I know it is all a part of our "BIG PLAN" that ole boy upstairs has set for us, but DAMN if it isn't one thing its another and it is NOT FAIR! Someone once told me that life is only about 50% fair... I disagree, I would say more like 15% GRRRRRRR Anyhow.. while I am hoping that this a
My Down Raters Hall Of Shame!
subject: Ok People Got A Downrater/Stalker/Psycho (repost) date: 2008-11-25 22:08:17 http://www.fubar.com/user/2242377 Her name is Marley. Heres the story. She came to me page I went to hers. I rated her a 10,fanned,requested her,and rated her 2 pics 10's. Then she started babblin in shout and rated me a 3. I was like a 3? No answer babblin on and on still no answer. Anyway she went to my #1 and stalked her for a while and started askin about her. Asked who I was in the pics....duh She got mad when my #1 went to her page. Spewed off some crap about me hittin on her which haha noo not my type too donkeyish. Anyway slammed her with a 1 so I expect she got more of my friends list so be expectin psycho stalkin and downratin. My advice...downrate her first and block her ass haha (repost of original by 'Demonhunter666...*Regiment Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers*' on '2008-11-25 20:52:10') This woman (and I use that term loosely), Marley, came to Demonh
Thank To Great People
I just want to give a big thank you to THE ZODIAK BOMBERS and every one else that have been comment bombing the contest im in,it goes for 10 days so its only day one. I joined late and with all the hard work you guys are doing you moved me into second place,keep bombing away i will be giving out random FUBUCKS every day to different bombers..once again you guys Rock and a big thank you!!!!!!!!!! Please click the picture and rate and comment as mush as you can
Navy Wife Thoughts
Since I got so much sleep last night and this morning, I figure why the hell not stay up for a while just to see if my husband comes on or not. So it's a knock-off spaghetti o and smirnoff ice night for me. Guess it's time for me to watch a bit more of "Carrier" Laters.
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Crazy Mankind...
U know more money is spent on boob jobs and viagra then alzeimers research??? By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits and stiff dicks and no fucking idea why!!! DARK HUMOUR I KNOW...BUT FUNNY AS HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL
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Don't you bring me down Kick me when I'm down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate As I hold my breath And you say you don't want any part of this now Where did it go so wrong I guess I'm finally finding out It's got me tripping now The little things, everywhere I go It's such a shame Why you held on, so long Why don't you confuse me a little more? Confuse me And I never thought that you Who would believe that I wasn't good enough? Those things I never thought you'd do You got the best of me You got the best of me, when you said you didn't love me anymore And I know, this will be the last time You've got me, running in circles like a freak So why do you try, to kick me when I'm down I'm down, all the way down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate While I hold my breath Don't sweat the lies that you say I control Confuse me a little more (Confuse me) And I never thought that you Who wo
Not In Jail.
hey whats up not in jail things went good at court. glo and lil please call me 727-768-6652 leave a mesaage with name and number i will call you back. and anyone else that wants to call.
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Winter Wonderland Auction!!
It's time all you fine Fu's! I'm hosting my 1st Fu-Auction as a Godfather! Join the Winter Wonderland Auction!!! This auction will be heavily promoted! Entry fee 100k bids start at 100k THere will be a most rates bonus!!! Sweetpeabayba Just private message me with: a link to photo to be used in your tag and a text list of your offers Sweetpeabayba Here's a sneak peek!!!
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End Of Story...
omg where is god?   im so disgusted with so much going on on this planet but my heart goes out the the 'survivors' of the 'old school ifbc church' their male dominated 'cult motto, "to forgive and forget"  in my opinion, seems to have become an excuse for extremely perverted and sadistic behavior against there own women... how sad for those women that put up w/and allow such treatment and are being deceived ... in my opinion those men have damaged the image of christ the worst...and are devils come to deceive and rob you of your dignity...cheat you and   ...when is god gonna come and sort this all out... I doubt that anyone would be interested in this. But, I do have something to say. I miss my friend. He hasn't called me for a couple of weeks and I am tired of this game. He knows what I felt. This has been on going for more than three years. We met online at Match.com. It was trouble from the start. I thought my crazy yet charming bass-plucking, keyboard druming, guitar
Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that t
Please Help This Awesome Friend In Contest
Please help with Bombing contest Please leave a comment and I will try to return all love! THANK YOU ALL SOO MUCH!!
Thanks
Just wanted to thank everyone who has given me ratings comments messages drinks etc. etc. WHOA! this online community doesnt play does it?! When you all see a new peson you jump right on the task to make them feel welcomed! Thanks again to everyone jumping to the task of being so friendly!
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Bad Humor
Two nuns walk into a strip club, the first one walks up to the bar sits down and tells the bartender "One of the usual Joe" he looks up and says "Bambi why its been for ever since you've been in here, you coming in for amateur night tonight, I see you dragged out the old costume." The nun just shakes her head and takes her drink turning around to face the stage, the bartender shrugs and goes back to his other duties. The Second nun walks straight up to the stage and sits down slapping a twenty down on the stage bringing the girl over, the stripper bends over picking up the twenty looks at the nun squeals and ducks her head and says "Sister Martha what are you doing here?" The nun looks up and says "Just take off your clothes and do your job" Stunned the stripper begins to strip for the nun. After the dance Sister Martha stands up walks over to Bambi and says "Okay baby I'm ready to go, your room or mine tonight?" One Afternoon there is a knocking at my front door, I answer the do
Rainbow's End
Help Godmother In Her Bombing Contest
HELP GOMOTHER…..12,500 K AND SHE WINS AN AUTO 11’S….ONLY 12.5 K….WE CAN DO THIS EVERYONE….SHOW HER MAD LOVIN……SHE DESERVES IT AND MORE!!!! SO LETS HELP HER OUT EVERYONE!!! CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND JUST START BOMBING…..COMMENT ANYTHING YOU WANT…JUST SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE!!!! THIS BULLETIN MADE BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar
Happy Thanksgiving.!!!!
Hi there all it has been a good while sence my last blog and now it's Thanksgiving wow how time flys huh. I hope all of you will have a Happy Thanksgiving with all your friends and family hope everyone is doing ok so far, it has been a while sence I have been on here, I now have 4 ferrets 3 girls and 1 boy. I will leave another blog soon I stay busy now with 2 jobs and gym time, take care everyone and have a Happy Thanksgiving.. Jay
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Sick To Death
Superman Where Are You Now?
Babe In The Woods Wonderings
Superman Where Are You Now?
EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG SOME HOW? THE MEN OF STEEL MEN OF POWER LOSING CONTROL BY THE HOUR! yes I was listening to, "Land of Confusion".
Christmas Poem For The Troops
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE , IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE . I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT , A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS . WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS , A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT , OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WE
Creation
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
When I Take Over The World
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish sp
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Contest
Naughty Application NAUGHTY GAME Mark ALL that apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 1.) 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate m
Help Me Level Up, Please!!
Everyone go to Span Rican's profile, and rate his profile and all his pics. Span Rican is trying to level up. But be nice, or he will get his little friend after you. LOL Go ahead check out Span Rican! Spanish graphics from www.MyOnda.com Span Rican - The Real Owner of Kristen Victoria@ fubar Spanish graphics from www.MyOnda.com WHat's everybody, this SPan Rican I just posted new pics that feature yours truly with my family from Spain at my cousin's wedding to check out. Its under My Cousin Wedding in Spain (Family Only)-Bling Me, to have access. That's right there's a catch, if you are under my family list, you're good. And you could go ahead & rate them, but you are under my friends list but not family list, here's the deal. Any member who's in my friends list, but in my family list, send me a bling, any bling, and I will add you on to the family list so you can go check em out & rate those pics. So, what are you waiting for. Go ahead & checke em out. Welcome to t
Boredddd
so bored.. any suggestions on how to not be?
Godmother! Thank You!!!
Big Thank YOUs to my Friends and the Shadow Levelers!!! I'm a Godmother now! Auto11s ON! I appreciate you all. I loved the surprises along the way.... Thank you...xoxoxoxo's ~heart (omg the Shadow levelers mean business! There were times where the laptop could not make noise there were so many rates at one time! you Rawk!!!) Will turn on auto @ 9AM
Contest Reminder
Irresistable!!!
Come Give Me Some Love!!
Hot! Myspace Comments GET ME STARTED OFF GOOD NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO GIVE ME SOME HELP. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. REALLY WANT TO TRY AND WIN THIS ONE. JUST CLICK MY PICTURE AND COME RATE MY PICTURE AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR ME. I SO, SO, SO APPRECIATE IT. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hot! Myspace Comments
Fav Love Song Please Comment
what your perfact love song ???????? please comment oxoxoxo
Living Life
Proud Of Myself!!! Current mood: accomplished Category: Blogging Hey all! I know I have been out of the swing of things but that is because I back in Feb got myself mixed up in a lot of drugs and drinking. I did this for many months till i got really ill in August from not eating and keeping my health up where it needs to be. So I decided I could not do this no more, especially after waking up in a puddle of blood from falling on my face from doing drugs and drinking. So I a week later put myself in the hospital to get some help. I spent only a week there. They discharged me and sent me to some out patient therapy which has helped me a lot, but I wanted more knowledge of what I had gotten myself into, so I decided to make a call to an inpatient rehab. I finally was headed on on a road to recovery. I went to Florida to a place called A New Day, I was scared, nervous, I didn't want to be there, but I did give it a chance and I am so glad I did. I learned a lot while I was there. I s
Fuck You,fuck Me,fuck Us All
The children will sing a song in the streets it sounds like the 23rd psalm to the music of 21 guns the flowers are dead in a vase by the bed the place where the old woman died it's the place where she started her life the papers will all say her name but probably print the wrong date the day that she died cause we're all gonna die cute little puppies, and bunnies, and birds people who sing when they don't know the words, you will die cause we're all gonna die it's just part of life all men, women, children hermaphrodites too animals, aliens, and certainly you you will die cause we're all gonna die cause everyone dies and all that was ever and all that will be single celled creatures anything green you will die cause we're all gonna die start saying goodbye! from the moment you start up the miserable life you should know that it's only a matter of time 'til you die cause we're all gonna die start saying goodbye and the morons at labels who think they know tunes the army of lawyers that
Desperate
are we really that desperate that we grab hold of the first thing that passes by and says hello or looks in our direction.
My Life
i'm sick and tired of people running their mouth. if you have something to say,say it to my face. don't go running off like the pussy you are, to others expecting them to care. you feed off of people's reactions to your stupidity. you're an adult whos acting like a little child. grow the fuck up, and get a life. [this is implaied to a gay guy in my class] It never fails;as usual my brothers go at it yet again.Every holiday,birthday or special occasion;as long as there is alchol invovled.My brothers always bump heads,over the most stupidist things.There will never be a nice moment with the family, as long as my brothers are in the same room together.
Where I Have Been
Blue
For those of you who knew Hawk and I were expecting... those plans have changed. We went to the doc last week and were told we had lost the baby at some point though there was no actual miscarriage. There was no development and we had to induce a miscarriage. Life sucks right now. I though tIw as doin ok until this afternoon. It has really hit me hard for some reason today. So, for now we are going to appreciate our princesses and love them and spend as much tie showing and telling them that. Just thought I would let ya'll know. One day at a time we shall get through this. Life Sucks
A Big Thanks
I would like to extend a huge thanks to Auto 11's on, thickinluvinit, ~~~FU-DADDY, goingnuttynow, and everyone who has helped me level three levels this week. Some just voted 11s, some rated profile and pics, and some had auto 11's on and i voted on them and some even gave fubucks for rates. i wouldnt have been able to do it without all of your help. If anyone knows how to a morph will you contact me cause i want one done. Also a guest vip or auto 11s would be nice but does not need to be done. Once i get enough fubucks i will pay them in fubucks or buy them whatever they wish but that is once i get enough fubucks. i have over 200000 but will need more before i can do anything. much thanks.
I Need My Spankers!!
so im tryin again for an auto 11bling...contest runs till december 4th..most rates and comments wins! some come spank me yall :D any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance to all who help me! luvins, Trixxy click the pic and bombs away!
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Returning Pc
most of yall know i was away from pc for about month cause of my pc takin a dive n whatnot..i got a new out of box pc other day and it seems to be havin problems and acts like its been used allready and repackaged so i may be back on if they have another pc or when i can get another one i may go get one somewere else
Dinner
My Owner
Meet My New Owner!!! (Don't forget to show him LOTS OF luv!!!) TώåunεVålêntïnô™ §näke Ëyeš ®ädïð «d♫j» *@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By: dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ ☯ YdaFnot's Light ☯@ fubar
What Is It That I Love?
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.
This Is Soo Sad
I had to post this. This is sooo sad. Even tho he didn't have much time left, he thought of other people, instead of himself. That takes a lot of courage. He is a real Hero, in my eyes.
Just Wanna Know What Ppl Think
some girl just told me im fat and ugly now thats fucked tell me u all think plzs
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Just A Guy
yeah i don't have a six pack for abs. i ain't got big arms, but big enough and not from working out. i'm not made for speed but if i have to chase someone, someone going to get hurt. unless i am chasing a female. i don't have a big fancy house or a sport car. but i stay warm in the winter and cool in the summer. my car get me where i need to go and back and it's clean always. i like all kind of music, sometime it's too loud and other time i am just kicking back. sure in the hell don't look like no modles, most of them are gay anyhow. my momma tought me how to treat a woman, or she would have kicked my ass. rest in peace mom. i do like to drink my beer, but i don't get drunk, just give me a buzz and i am good.
Could Anyone Help
was wondering if anyone could help me get the codes for these videos so i can put them on my profile. http://www.usmra.com/farewellmarine.htm http://www.usmra.com/download/untilthen.swf thank you, military supporter
Just Wanna Say Thanx!!
Thank you everyone for adding me, showing me luv and making me feel welcome here!! I look forward everyday to being here! Fubar is my family!! xoxo!! [ fubar.com photo: ]
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For A Ghost You Bleed Just Fine
my heart is innocent, but i hold it responsible for every mistake. i have two sets of eyes - those with which i see, and those that i wear when reality is drifting right through me. and i am not asking for anybody to learn the difference. we're silence and sushi eaten with fingers bruised and bored with nothing left to do but eachother no more smoke rings or kissing 151 proof and this is not fitting together, but eventually wearing down like sandpaper i appreciate your concern, but in actuality how dare you say he better be a "good guy", when you were the one who defined for me what good is not.
About Me
I come on here to chill and unwind. A good friend is addicted to this :) and MADE me come here!!..LOL. I won't post pics of me because I have a public job, People will do ANYTHING right now to get someone's job including manipulating a webpage.I understand if you don't want to add me or have rules about me not viewing your NSFW pics. I guess everyone wants to see your naughty pics or yahoo ID..ummm..I would not mind seeing your *parts* but I'm not going to be a pain in the ass about seeing them. I really don't want your Yahoo unless you need someone to chill with..I'm NOT here for dates,sex, cyber, phone..whatever. I just wanna enjoy the pics and writings of interesting peeps. In summary, I can be a good friend but I don't give many chances or like head games..your screw me over your gone.
My Stuff...get Your Own.lol
Rias Corner Of Hell
Heart pounding a thundering sound a tear shed disappointed the fans Like the ocean beating the jagged rocks the blood flows from wounds not yet healed the rope spun against the rafters counting one, two, three, The nerve lost a broken wing the angel that once flew high Like dead rose frail dark yet still hurts to touch The rain that follows clouding her head an rush of distress tired eyes close quietly surrender bound still by actions uncompleted what was once planned now an angelic accident Yeah *FOODOLOGY* What is your salad dressing of choice? Balsamic vinergarett or Italian What is your favorite fast food restaurant? hmmmm Taco bell What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Columbos On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 3-5$ What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? What are your pizza toppings of choice? Linguica sausage pineapple ham and pepperoni (not all on the same pizza
My First Midget
Level Up
My #3 friend/family is new to fubar. Just got his account today. If you could F/A/R him, that would be great.
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom. I didn't know the feeling of having my hear
For All Thoes Who Want To Put Thier Nose Where It Dont Belong Read This
OK FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW THE WHOLE DAMN STORY ABOUT A B K WELL FRIST OFF HE BAN SOMEONE FROM THE LOUNGE WHEN THE GUY CAME BACK IN HE ASKED WHY WAS I BOOTED FROM THE LOUNGE A B K SAID ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE GUY ASKED WHAT WAS HE SUPOSED TO SAY SORRY FOR AND A B K REPETED ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE ASKED FOR WHAT AND A B K BAN HIM WHEN ANOTHER STAFF ASKED WHY HE GOT MAD AND LEFT T.S (TEAM SPEAK) FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW WHAT T.S IS AND LEFT THE LOUNGE AND YAHOO SO NO ONE COULD ASK WHY THE GUY WAS BANNED SO HIS MODS WAS TAKIN UNTILL HE COULD SAY WHY HE BANNED THE GUY CAUSE WHEN THEY SEARCHED THE CHAT BOX NO ONE COULD SEE ANY THING THE GUY DID WRONG TO GET BOOTED AND BEFORE THE GUY GOT BOOTED ANOTHER MEMBER ASKED HIM TO S/B ( SHOUT BOX ) THEM AND A B K SAID WHAT EVER YOU GOT TO SAY IT CAN BE SAID IN THE LOUNGE HE DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL ANYONE THEY CANT TALK TO ANOTHER MEMBER IN S/B SO WHEN HE FOUNFD OUT HE GOT HIS MODS TAKIN AWAY HE STARTED WHINNIN LIKE I BITCH ABOUT IT AS FO
Non Smokers Not Allowed
If you don't smoke don't add me
Avon Representative
I wrote this quite awhile ago (before I met me boyfriend I have now).. I found it today and I bet alot of you can relate to this! As I sit here alone, wondering to myself, when will the day arrive that I will know I have found true love. I have never seen first hand what true love consists of, however my imagination tells me how majical it can be. I see day to day of couples together, knowing and thinking to myself if that'll ever be me one day. I fear the utmost fear of all that I will and always will remain alone. Jealous of all, angered by many. I have known many a men, wishing and dreaming that they could be the one, but unfortunately knowing that they will never be. People say, love can be right under your nose, however if your blinded by bitterness and anger, that one love can move on without even knowing it exsisted in you. I feel as if I need someone rather then to be with someone, for I noticed a path of which I'm taking which seems to revolve around what they want and not
Humorous Sex
The Dick Once a weapon of mass destruction Now relieved of his tension Sacrificed for womankind Well-used, worn, and beaten Gone are the creamy spurts and manipulation Finally free of the boss' fornication Soft and harmless upon the curly knoll Tired from her teeth raking your balls Greedily swallowed by mouth and womb The stone reads "Woody lies here because of you" Light a cigarette, enjoy the solitude while it lasts Wipe away the remains of your love on her ass Never forget the days of her nails raking your back The quiet is only temporary, until the next hungry gash Bon
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Dc Girl Blogs And Shout Outs
I just want to say thank you So Very Much to all my friends and family for helping me to GodMother... w00t w00t!!! A Very Special Thank You to Fat Sonny And Mr Lincoln for getting all Their friends and family to come help level me!! Ya'll are the sweetest!! Thank You SickBoy :( Hope u get to feeling Better, But i appreciate all those photo comments profile comments rates bling & gifts lol u spoiled me BAD!!!......Thank you 2 My sweetie Geo For rating my page every day and leaving the sweetest photo comments & Gifts ever, all the time HEHE ..ILY :P And As Always Thanx To Paula Abby & Cris They Helped me so so so much You Guys are the Best and i love Yall dearly!!... And ty to all the DC Girlz that came to show love!! It may take a while but imma get back to u all and return all the luvins :P!! Thanx Again Luv u all Muchez!!! >
Johnny Bully
This bully is to warn every1 on fubar about this loser he is being nasty about women on fubar there are pics below to prove this Stay away from this ass his name is clint1131
The Curse Of Love (poetry & Stories)
*Written for myself and for those who've been waiting... In Time I miss you every day As I watch the clouds move away from me Drifting towards you Direction and intention changes throughout time I can't even begin to imagine How it could be if you were with me I close my eyes, tilt my face to the sky Thinking Dreaming That you're watching me Touching me Loving me Far deeper than any before you A hesitant exhale from lonely lips Under a sleepless morning sun So quiet, I can hear your voice whispering That you're waiting Not wanting to want me But you have no choice I take a long drag of my cigarette Knowing Hating That time is never on my side Frustration runs thick Like the smoke whirling away from my lips Can you smell it in the air? I'm thinking that lonely skies shift over time This familiar, stagnant air could fade With another sway of direction Excitement is just over the horizon And everything could change In time I don't want to wa
Love
Just Screw It
Dress me up in leather, and tie me to the bed. Have a seat up on my face, and let me give you head. Now crawl down between my legs and make me want to scream. Make your tongue flick wildly until I start to cream. That takes care of forplay, so let's get right down to it. Just thrust your dick into my cunt, and basicly just screw it.
The Pussycat Adoption
Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf Calling all Friends and Family Members, This naughty Pu$$ycat is up for Adoption, and needs a good owner!!! I got sum awesome offers, and am looking for an equally awesome owner. If a VIP, 30-day Blast, $65-bling pack(or higher), or a HH is bid will increase offers and add NSFW Salute, all offers are negotiable and can be changed or more added.. So come check me out and make some really great bids, I promise I am worth it!!!!! Dont forget to check out our Pu$$ycat Playmate & Pimp$ homepage for more info on our Pu$$ycat Adoption, and how to become one urself!!! I'll C U There!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by non-other than The Sexcee "Bisexcee" Herself
Newly Found Feelings
Joey's Diamond Auction
Well hello :D I Figuerd since the first auction i made Was good so why not make another auction? Well i will be giving a Diamond Bling To Whoever Signs up!, and also will Run A Happy Hour To Invite The Whole Fubar Peeps To Come And Bid On You! and i will give a free auto 11 to who ever gets the hightest bid! For you and for the person who placed the highest bid! isnt that just great, ah am a giver and it makes me feel good :P hehe, and the rules are simple! and they are: 1) Once Your In, U Cannot Back Out!! 2) The Person who placed the bid, has to pay first, in order to get what they placed thier bids for. 3) IF Your a Woman Then Love Me!!! lool So If u want in! just sent me a private message with the pic u want, and What u are offering!! auction starts tomorow!!!
Thanks Giving Day With Out My Father
Save,save And Save.
You can save huge money on kids cloths,this hoilday season.brand name cloths like Fuba,Nike and a whole lot more.Emil me@ jimmythesaint99@gmail.com
Auto 11 Contest
If want to take a ride on the wild side and i know you wont regret it then stop drooling and bid on me then.   calling all SEXY fu's! heres a ride just for us sexy people! its easy to get on this train start with this album rate it and leave a comment on last pik when ur done then R/F/Add me wildonesexywoman@ fubar last but not least R/F/A all below me and above you message me once your done and ill get you added on the train tags will be available here a pik of you is needed or one will be picked for u REMEBER NO DRAMA!! lets get this sexy on!! wildonesexywoman
Prayers Needed
My mom is having alot of problems it all started this month! she gets these spells that cause her to have really bad pains in her chest there so bad some times she says she can't move she has an appointment today around 1-130 they are going to give her an e.k.g and a stress test to see if any thing shows up! i can tell you right now my mom wont get threw the stress test! she has had a stress test once or twice before and was never able to complete it! I feel like its my fault she is having this problem right now! it started after i got married and after i told her if i needed any more surgery's because of an existing health problem that i have i told her and my dad both that if i needed surgery i would not go threw with it anymore because im to scared to not have them there with me! they have always been there with me!!!! I talked to my sister last night and she told me that my mom has been having these episodes this month it has happened 5 times im not sure if it started before
News From And About Our Girls!!
Hey girls...Imagine is hosting a HH at 10pm EST tonight 3/14...lets show her some love xoxo Imagine~Dangerous Curves Girl~Owned by Hep7.5@ fubar Hey girls Happy Bubbles is hosting a game that gives you an opportunity to win 600K-10 million Fubux and 1-35 credit blings...go check it out.... http://www.fubar.com/blog/270359/992524 ~HppyBubbles~ Dangerous Curves Member~@ fubar
Loyalty And Betrayal
Heaven Or Hell
Heaven Or Hell
So everyone with religious beliefs strives to go to paradise, Heaven, and avoid damnation, or Hell. Heaven has all these promises of eternal happiness and bliss, or Hell with it's eternal suffering and pain. So with this expectation of greatness, what if Heaven isn't what it's cracked up to be? What if it turns out to be disappointing? If you expect the worst from Hell and it's not as bad as that then you're pleasantly surprised. My point is this, I would rather expect the worst with room for improvement than leave myself open for disappointment. Worst case scenario it's just as bad as i expected. Just my thoughts though. Let's party Satan.
The Kitchen Bitch
I got this little joke in an email and it made me giggle. Hope it makes someone else smile today. The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing >with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches >who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all >of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are >to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train..but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say... > >"All passengers, please remember your things, thank yo
Contest
Hey beloved friends of mine...I am in a contest to try to win myself an Auto 11, any help you could spare would be great! If you could at least rate it for me I'd be greatful & if you have any free time please comment away...I will return ALL love, give drinks, gifts, etc...help you in a contest whatever just let me know what you need...thanks in advance everyone...much love...Miss Bitch AKA Amy
Help Please
I need 75k in comments for a year vip . Please drop in and send some love Have a long way to go still . Thank you HUGSSSSSSS
What My Name Means
What Spanky Means You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard
Saving Money.
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Best Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heav
Your Zipper Is Down
10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson.. paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the 1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped: 1 . I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Ldc
My Stuff
This morning I was doing a survey on MySpace about Thanksgiving. It was nothing special until I came to a simple question. The questions asked me who would not be at Thanksgiving this year. Without even a bat of my eye I burst into tears. A simple question hit me so hard. It reminded me that this year Grandpa won’t be there. I just sat at my desk and cried as memories of Thanksgivings past flooded my mind. I have so much to be thankful for this year, but for some reason I am sitting here feeling crushed cause my mentor and idol will not be there. For the first time in my life I won’t get to hear his strong voice of assurance tell me Happy Thanksgiving. So while I have so very much to be thankful for I have one very large reason to be sad this year. No words can ever say what he was in my life, and nor would I ever try anyways. But this year as I sit at the table I will be thinking of him and how much I hope to be just like him for James.
Onions And Christmas Trees
Auto11s To Godmother!
Auto11s ON to Godmother! Hi Peeps...I am hoping to Level to Godmother today! Would love to see you there! Also saving up fubucks for Spotlight! Come enjoy the big points and help a Fu~ Thank you...xoxoxoxo ~heart
Giving Thanks
For those of us whose never realize what we have, take a moment and really think about what you have ............Health , Family, Your Home, Your Car, and yes the love you have with-in your world of friends and family. Someone ( more then seen up front) maybe even alot of someones, Have none of the Above. REMEMEBER GIVE THANKS EVERYDAY NOT JUST THANKSGIVING
7th Staff Bully
7Th Circle Of Hell 7Th Circle Of Hell are hiring Loyale staff so if you think you have what it takes to work in hell then click to apply Click To Apply
What Do I Do..
So my friend that I expressed my feelings for claims he didnt lie to me, though his words were contradicting, fine, whatever. But what do you do when youre told you blew it cause you got a boyfriend? I felt beneath him and that he desereved better then me, so I didnt say anything. I got a boyfriend, that didnt last long. Now Im told its too late, I just dont know what to think. He said some pretty mean things to me. Its quite obvious he doesnt know me well. Hell he couldnt even spell my name right. He has no idea how my mind works and claim I act like the world owes me something. When I asked how, he didnt answer. So the only thing I wonder about, is should I try to wait to see if he changes his mind or just walk away for good? I didnt want to lose him as a friend, but Im pretty sure I did.
Things You Should Know
Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my bf/gf?
With Love And Pride.
There are no words that can describe how i feel this morning .First i would Like to Thank all our Men and Women In uniform.And also a big Thank you to the Families of our Soliders .And My Friends and Family .My Family and Friends Have helped so much this last year. I was really excited last night when i finally Layed down at 2 am .The thought of someone you love coming home from a War zone is overwhelming .As I sit here this morning Knowing that the 293rd Infanty Division . Has Landed in Indianpolis My heart is filled with love and pride . This has been a long Year with out My Son in Law. I am so proud of him and my Daughter for the Sacrifices They have made in thier lives . God Bless Our Troops And keep Them Safe .
Impressions
I have such wonderful friends on here, that have made a big difference in my life. I love you all.. This is for you.. A lifetime can be likened to a lonely beach of sand. a stranger makes a mark one day, an imprint of a hand. As time goes by the beach once clear is now a cluttered field of memories and keep-sakes of the ones that we hold dear. Time does its best to wash away remembrances of those - the ones we never meant to meet - the ones we never chose. But as through some odd twist of fate these are the ones we cherish. The time we spend with these such friends, will never, ever perish.
Nurserobynne
Today Nursey has a funeral to go to. Her aunt died. Please show her some extra luv today. I know you will. You guys rock. :) http://www.fubar.com/user/1887057
Happy Thanksgivings Everyone..
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Friends
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today, by practicing for hours in the mirror, you will finally be able to keep a "stiff upper lip." Much to everyone's surprise, it will prove to be an excellent boost to your career. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Today is the second-to-last day, of the 19th segment of your life. Time to learn to appreciate tofu (bean curd). Gemini (May 21 - June 20) As Buckaroo Banzai said, "No matter where you go, there you are." Oddly, this will not be entirely the case for you, today. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Today you will be up the creek, but you will actually have a very large number of paddles with you, due to some excellent planning on your part. Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are about to leave a footprint in the sands of Time. The editors of Time would prefer it if you'd ask permission first. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You've about had it with one particular fool in your life. Have you considered investing in a tranquilizer
My Heart Is Yours
my heart is yours cant believe its true all i did was kept searching until i found you swept me off my feet said those magical words and in return i told you my heart is yours spent everyday together like time completely stopped i showed u my love opened my heart ill be there for you no matter what and in return i ask is for u to come home why you ask? my heart is yours
Emanon Is A Trip!!! Bwahahahahaaaa
subject: Fu-Dictionary... post date: 2008-11-24 15:19:07 views: 284 comments: 58 ratings: 0 Fubar Dictionary... (Written by Emanon) To be taken as a joke.. satire if you will... if you take it to heart then futard please block me!!!... 1)Fu-tard (men)/Fu-tart (woman) Some one who believes the world outside of fu is non-existent there for spends their lives to on this site... How to spot a futard.... Some one who is easily hurt by simple words of strangers... Some one who gets irate at a different opinion then their own... 2)Legend- Someone.. usually a woman who lacks self esteem and is defined by the color of their name and how many fans that they have How to spot a legend... Continuous bulletin repost telling you to fan some one so they keep legend status Continuous bulletin repost saying help me make her legend 3)FuWhore- Some one who finds self worth in the amount of bling they can accumulate in the shortest amount of time How to spot a
Completely Random
So... I entered that contest. And asked you guys to vote.Some of you did, some of you were probably too lazy to help me out.Then some of you couldn't see the designs. Apparently you're still using IE.(which is garbage if I may add, you really should be using Firefox)So I had to resubmit my designs per request of the site in a different color mode.And well... They become new images and votes get reset.So if you guys, or the ones who gave a shit enough to do it the first time,could just go back and vote on my designs again, I'd be grateful. Thx.Just click on the images.Women's design #1:Women's design #2:And the Men's design for those of you who didn't vote after the first note,but have suddenly had a change of heart or odd feeling of guilt.... First day of Impaired Driver Intervention Program. Or IDIP for short. It went fabulously. Of course, going in with a bad attitude didn't help. I know. But it was a little hard for me to muster up the positivity. I tried. It just wasn't there. None
Good By Myspace
you know i found out some people know so much more about me than i know about myself, its really damn disturbing cause you know the next time i guess i'm gonna be a saint or someting or own the world that i didn't know that i did... people that are in the 40's can't seem to stay away from drama, just figured by that age they would of grown the hell up? right you would think that but i guess not... I don't take it lightly when someone internet threatins my family.... on other notes LOL just got off work and i'm fixing to go to bed.... chat at everyone later sense now i have gotten some stress off my chest
Wise Up....seriously.
Okay, so maybe I'm wrong in calling people stupid for the things they do. It's a real shame that I don't care. I mean, you've got dudes online who will e-mail women pictures of their wangs and expect a positive response. That rarely works, but they still have the nerve to get all bent out of shape when it doesn't. Honestly, I'd say buy a hooker if you need to get laid THAT bad. I mean, it's a whole lot less work. Then there are some women who post nothing but pics of them in their underwear and have profiles that brag about their "assets" THEN whine about how all guys want from her is sex. Um...would you like to buy a clue? Seriously. That's like owning a bakery and saying: "You only come here because you want cake! What about my feelings? WAAAAAH!" Seriously, WTF? WISE UP, PEOPLE!
Fu-clue
> > > > > > > > > > > Clue accusation #5: > Reverend Green with the Candlestick in the Billiard Room > > > > > Mr. Green or if you prefer Reverend Green is another clue character with fuzzy intentions. This man is always hunting for money. > > > > He will pretend that his religious convictions are driving him where he can find more funds for holy reasons, but deeper thoughts are corrupting is mind. Green clue character is mysterious, but in my opinion, he was probably at the mansion for a debt he contracted with Mr. Boddy. > > > > In an attempt to clean his due, he challenged him to a billiard game and was about to lose more when he made the lethal hit with the candlestick. Clue rooms to make a nice little chat away from the others a not rare in this mansion, but this room was the perfect setup and Mr. Boddy didn't have any clue about the real motives of reverend Green, except for making a little money. > > > > Miss Scarlett has als

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