A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package
of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 ?" dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, one for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.
" "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"
he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a
tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February,
one for March, one for april,one for may........Ect