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Im Funny And Clever When Bored
Have you ever dated someone more than twice your age? um no, I dont have daddy issues Have you ever "dined and dashed"? I prefer to eat and run Have you ever been cut off by a bartender because you were too drunk? no but i've been cut off by a dealer for being to cracked out Have you ever dated someone just because they had money? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, um no Have you ever flirted with a cop to get out of a ticket? never gotten a ticket, so you tell me Have you ever gone on a first date with no underwear? My pimp said that's the way it's done. what? no? *shrugs* Do you treat attractive people better than others who aren't as attractive? no i treat all people equally bad Are you more comfortable with friends that are less attractive than you? no, that brings down my game Have you ever hated a job to the point that you tried to get fired? not consciously, but im pretty sure locking myself in my office and eating and talking on the phone all day was a cry for
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I Love Her Words
one of her babies is rotting in the sun and the other one was found drowned in the ocean her mom and dad are in their van crushed and bloated and her husband was thrown from his fishing boat so please give me a break from all your complaining about who was mean to you and how your stepdad is a pain - i care, i swear, but i just can't take it, not today all i can think about are tsunamis and earthquakes everything she's ever known is gone, gone, gone everyone she's ever loved is gone, gone, gone the only reason she's alive is she grabbed a palm frond and held on and held on you can call me crazy but it seems to me we could have sent more than we spend in one day killing iraqis to help the hundreds of thousands who are injured and diseased and hungry and homeless and without families i'm appalled by our government's initial reaction and the fact that they asked for a verbal retraction from the folks who called them stingy they're just covering their assets well,
Gq Movement
Kolcraft Enterprises recalled 1 million play yards, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said, because the side rails can unlatch unexpectedly.  The recall is of Kolcraft Travelin' Tot play yards and similar items sold under the names Carter's, Sesame STreet, Jeep, Contours, Care Bears and Eric Carle, The CPSC said.  Consumers should stop using the item immediately. consumers can contact Chicago-based Kolcraft at 866-594-4208 or kolcraft.com for a free repair kit, the commission said.-Washington Post~Make a difference, Join the Movement~ Massachusetts sued the U.S. government Wednesday over the federal Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as a union between a man and a woman.  Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley said the law interferes with the right of Massachusetts to define and regulate marriage as it sees fit.  The 1996 law denies federal recognition of same-sex marriage and gives states the right to refuse to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other s
Fyl...
Cuz I Said So End Of Story
Friends..please Read And Fwd

I have 1 true friend and i wouldn't change that for the world. she stood by me through the worst part of my life. Been there when i lost my parents and when my son past. She is a true friend and so happy that she is my friend.
For My Son...aidan
Remember me Smile under the sun And know that it is me looking down on you The warmth on your cheeks is only a kiss from me. Laugh when you see the stars glittering in the midnight sky Knowing tha i always watching over you the glittering stars is only a wink from my eyes. Cry when yu see the rain fall from the gloomy grey clouds Its only my tears knowing that i can't be with you right now. Smile when you the rain passes and a rainbow forms And remember that I am smiling when i think about your laugh I will see yo soon my heart, my soul, my life, my Aidan. For my Loving son Aidan MJ Watters.
Idiots That Insult Children
These two people came to my page and started bad mouthing my 3yr old daughter for no reason. Calling her ugly and everything else.   beware of these two.   http://www.fubar.com/user/2785629   http://www.fubar.com/user/3203513  
Losers, Liars, Lost Puppies
These are the type of guys I seem to attract!!!Let me give you the warning signs Losers...the ones who have NO job, NO hope of finding one, won't look but swear they can't find one, oh and big flashing sign...has a kid and they don't pay support (or 2)Liars... constantly changing their story, swearing up and down you didn't get it right the first time they told you!!Lost Puppy Dogs...mooching off you, using you for a place to lay their head(s) you BIG ONE HERE.. THEY CHEAT ON YOU OR THEY USE YOU TO CHEAT ON SOMEONE ELSE, and they swear its ok there is nothing going on anywhere else!!  Then after they have used you for everything they can get out of you, they run of with some nasty skank who thinks they are so lucky, even though the guy is going already cheating on them!!! ROFLMAO!!! WATCH OUT GIRLS, AND GUYS, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! EVEN HERE!!!
Music
I always needed time on my ownI never thought I'd need you there when I cryAnd the days feel like years when I'm aloneAnd the bed where you lie is made up on your sideWhen you walk away I count the steps that you takeDo you see how much I need you right now[Chorus]When you're goneThe pieces of my heart are missing youWhen you're goneThe face I came to know is missing tooWhen you're goneThe words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it okI miss youI've never felt this way beforeEverything that I do reminds me of youAnd the clothes you left, they lie on the floorAnd they smell just like you, I love the things that you doWhen you walk away I count the steps that you takeDo you see how much I need you right now[Chorus]We were made for each otherOut here foreverI know we were, yeahAll I ever wanted was for you to knowEverything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soulI can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah[Chorus] frost has covered trees and grasswinds cut l
Daily Thoughts
some days i sit and think "what the hell happened to me?"...when i was 18 and just graduated from high school i knew i wanted to be either a history/PE teacher or continue my culinary arts education...i was accepted into the art institute of seattle culinary arts program on a full scholarship but i gave it up to move to missouri to help out my aunt rebuild her house after hers was burned by arsonists. al though i didnt expect to be thanked it still would have been nice to hear or at least say they appreciated the fact i gave up a career to bust my ass and get degrated because i wasnt an ass kisser.   i moved home and met my daughters mom which i consider the worst decision i have made...but i love my daughter more than anything and nothing will ever change that.   i have made mistakes in my past but i was young and stupid and yes i spent a lil bit in jail but i wish people would learn to leave that stuff in the past and realize that i am not that same person i once was...i want peo
Can Someone Please Explain
Why Is t when you pour your heart out to someone,90% of the time you et the anwer"I dont  know what to say or WOW?"I feel like i have put a damper on our friendship by telling this person how i felt.Was i wrong for doing it?
Ranting, Commending, And Such
Why is it that in the month or so we have been up and running I see so many ups and downs? I see people with out THE Baby Dolls in their name. I see people not showing love. I see members who have their buzz meter's at 0%. I see members VERY close to leveling, yet not getting help. But then on flip side I see members like Joy, who every single day I see her on several members pages, gifting, commenting , rating. I see Tonya, recruiting, keeping home page open. I see Luscious, making tags and pics. I see other members being active. I'm not pointing fingers, naming names ( for the negative anyway) but I want us to be THE strongest we can be. I want us to be THE group that people think about when they think about premiere groups on fubar. I want to be a trend setting group. I want other groups to envy us, pattern their OWN groups after ours. But most importantly I want EVERY member to feel love from EVERY member. Ok. I'm done. *steps down from soap box*
Pudgey, The Loving Puppy
R.I.P. PUDGEY on x-mas 2008 we got our daughter a puppy.. he was such a cute little thing, just an adoreable lil pup. when we went to pick him up he was in a litter of 7 pups the guy was giving away. after a few moments this pup was just standing there with his front paws over the edge of the box. our daughter went over to him & they were nose to nose. he licked her & she kissed him back. they were ment for each other, love at first puppy kiss if you will. at first we had a hell of a time gettin him trained to potty outside & being "gentle" around the baby (our daughter). but it didn't take long realy until he was the one gettin the blunt of the punishment.... from the lil one!!! lol she jumped on him , sat on him, poked @ his eyes, pulle dhis ears & lips,  and he never snapped at her. not even once. now how many puppies or even full grown dogs will let a child do that with out snapping at them?  likwe i said they were made for each other. he was her protector. the way i was tea
Ill Minpin
Well since this is the first time here on Fubar I will tell a little about myself I am 53 years young, and newly Divorced after 8 years of  being married to a nut case. Hope to meet a lot of new friends here
Victory Not Vengeance
this song and its lyrics are for those that have been through recovery and are succeeding, and for those that fell and relapsed....Thank you, Trent Reznor for writing this song, and thank you, God, for giving him the means to write it.     I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingtry to kill it all awaybut I remember everything What have I become, my sweetest friend?everyone I know goes away in the endand You can have it allmy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurt I wear this crown of shitupon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsthat I could not repairbeneathe the stains of timethe feelings disappearand you are someone elseand I am still right hereWhat have I become, my sweetest friend?Everyone I know goes away in the endAnd You can have it allMy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurtIf I could start againA million miles awayI will keep myselfI will fi
What I Have Lost..*cries*
The Hip Hop World
Life
We should have quit back when we learned this wasn't everything, that it all fades. but we never learned how not to care. somehow, it still fades. these are the days that should have killed me...getting to comfortable with pain. going nowhere in the name of hope, growing into broken bones. the fractures have all healed, and i forget that they were there. 'sometimes' becomes every time. just wait, it will be any time. and you'll forget where you come from, if you can say it to yourself for long enough. but you're not going anywhere. 'long enough' becomes your life...forgot how you got there. we aren't letting go. we aren't letting go. this is letting go. and i'll forget where i come from. said it to myself for long enough. i can't go anywhere from here. been living 'long enough' to know that it's been long enough. i'm letting go Severed heads dont roll quite as well as expected a perfect body bag prom queen waiting for her close up like a declawed pussy cat bleeding on
Core 4
Mrs. Wh's Corner
Hey ya all! Been awhile... look Im on another page, I woke up one mornin and relized virtually conjoined at the hip but now we are the same person on Fubar, and life partners in Real Life... Yes hes still here in North Cackalacki, Hes expanding his business here ...and thats a good thang...we really been learnin each other and throw in three others (my children).... And every mornin I wake up and think to myself " OMG Hes still here"... Im learnin what its like to be with a man that I can be completely honest with, he still makes me blush and the passion I feel for him is stronger then ever, I watch him with my children I see our family developing... Funny enough I have trust issues and it amazes me everyday this "Ex-Playa" is the person I trust above all others, Im proud of him, hes still brings a smile to my face every mornin and gives me that reason to continue my life... On a final note and synopsis: of our time thus far plane, kiss, sex, kids, more kids, drama, movies, hote
Stories
She faces to the left. It's the only comfortable position when her wrists are bound together above her head. She lies on her stomach and watches the candlelight shadow of me preparing. The smell of the jasmine incense hangs in the air like a silent witness to the evening. She move against the ropes. Not to get free, but to feel that she can't. She resists the tug of the ropes securing each ankle. Embarrassed, yet excited by the open position. The noise of the leather strap makes her flinch. The sharp pain brings a whimper. The Safe Word goes unspoken. Blood flushes her face as she anticipates the next stroke. She squeezes, then relaxes; not knowing which will lessen the pain. The lash comes sooner than she expects. A louder sound, a sharper sting, yet the Safe Word goes unspoken. While her cheek warms, she feels the light touch of my glove tracing her tattoo. The colored curves of the design on her lower back feel icy cold compared to the hot marks on the back
Please Vote For Me!
i am trying to win tickets for nickelback ( yeah i know they are lame but i never win anything!)  please help by going to this link   http://www.1065.com/cc-common/radiobase/contest.html?id=22264&_show    and voting for #165 (i think) with the giant tonguering!  thank you all
Today's Blog
Hey, Man..It's been a long day. Worked all day. I am learning that maybe I don't understand some of my friend's like I thought I did. It's crazy, you know.. I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and stab you in the back. Wouldn't a true friend stab you i the heart and not in the back? I don't know it all seems crazy...
For Mr. Adorable
Last night I had the weirdest dream..... It was the future and everyone had flying cars and houses floating in the sky. It took a while to get use to flying but i started to be able to make tight turns and stop on dimes in my hybrid cadillac SUV which runs on the worlds garbage. I felt good driving around in a large SUV making the world a cleaner place..... I'm sure at one point during this dream i must have been using my arms to fly the car because i remember Jeff telling me to stop hitting him... back to the dream I'm floating around in my cadillac, trolling for woman when i see my friends. Witty, Witchie, Satara, LaLa, Pixie (oh I've missed Pixie), Blue, Brain ...... the list carries on.. well I couldn't take my eyes off their cleavage... all these woman are LARGE BREASTED. They make me drool... woman make me drool ( no wonder my pillow was drenched when i woke up. Needless to say i pick them up , Cerri and GBT, Sweet and Lilboops.... once i get all the woman in the cadillac i fl
Delano
Character
Labels can be Dangerous, when someone labels another person. It may be that when a person does this they feel that way about themselves down deep inside. Is there any other reason to why they choose to project their issues on another. if one doesn't know how to handle this it can be devastating and damaging to them not only emotionally and mentally it can hurt them with their self esteem. What kind of character does a person truly have and how does this reflect the relationship they have with themselves? The reality is the only way to take a label or comment whether it's negative or positive is to say Thank you! Each person decides how to take it and it solely depends on their relationship with themselves. Sometimes when we fail we learn and sometimes we don't. Some of the greatest and most amazing people throughout history failed many times until they accomplished what they set out to do in the first place. We are always learning and always have constant and never ending improvement i
How Ever You Want To Take It
ok well this is my first blog on fubar. so lets go and see where i can take you? im a father of 2 great kids and i love them more than any thing in the hole world. i came from a small town i mean real small. but i got big dreams i think you can learn more coming from a small town. i know i did ha ha ha. i love to draw and to sk8 board and ski and snow board and i love vid and pc games. and for the most part music. music is 2nd just under my kids i love music so damn much that if i was cut off i would be lost for ever. i play guitar and drums. so thats about it for now. this is just a warm up so sit tight and injoy.
True Life Means What!!!?
Widgets
From A Messege I Got Here
Someone sent me this messege here.. and she would like to remain nameless...it is so sad.. i thought I would share it with you and Gods knows she is right.. so here it is..it tugged at my heart strings and it happens a lot here and us women are hurt a lot cause of it.     i read your note and i know what you mean,,,alot of guys wont even rate any part of your page if there are no nude pic or if a person doesnt display most of their flesh,,i have had countless men just pass my page up or not even rate any of my pix because they didnt have anything to feast their eyes on,,,how sad. You are very beautiful and you dont need to show off anything else,,if men dont like it...screw them,,they are shallow to begin with.,,thx for your time,,,hang in there,,you are lovely...    
Italianguy
i am new here and i need as many friends as possible and maybe a fu engagement i also need to get drunk so plz show ur love and buy me some drinks or some bling
Come One! Come All! Up For Auction Again
I Have Some Awesome Offers For My Owner http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1329213&i=2518114205&albumid=1726208" target=_blank>[ fubar.com photo: 2518114205 ]  
Helping Friends
    USMCMARC is only 2,000,000 AWAY FROM GODFATHER! Come show your support for this Service and Family man by helping him level to GODFATHER status! Click his pic to visit his profile. Let's make him GodFather!
Alice Cooper Freak
i hate rain! alice is coming 2 cleawater fla i october.
Fantasy
Kristin sits on fu rating. Just another day in her life or so she thought. Her phone rings and on the other end is a familiar voice that she loves hearing. The voice speaks and says "hey beautiful". A smile crosses Kristin's beautiful face. Her Cheeks turn red as she blushes, her beautiful eyes sparkle with the light of stars. Kristin replies "hey sexy". The stranger on the other end of the line smiles with joy and naughty intentions. "I want to see u, I am on my way to get u be dressed" the voice says, then hangs up. Kristin with great excitment jumps to her feet and begins to get ready. She showers thinking about him the whole time getting wet (in more ways than a shower is intended). A car pulls up and it is Kristins mystery caller. She rushes out the door and to the car. As Kristin approaches the car she feels eyes on her watching her every move. Those eyes travel up and down her body enjoying everything they see. The door is opened and as Kristin sits down she feels a hand on her
A Dream
A dream floats into my head. A dream where u are laying on the beach enjoying the sun. The ocean is calm and the sun is bright. There is a slight breeze just enough to keep u from getting to hot. I lay next to u enjoying your beauty and the sound of the ocean. U turn to me asking me to rub tanning lotion on your back. I happily say baby anything for my little teapot. I put the lotion in my hand, rub them together, then begin to massage it into your skin. I start at your shoulders, working my way down your back and ending at your legs. When I am done we relax, enjoy each other, and wait the day out until the sunset. The time has come for the sun to go down so that it can rise again. I sit with u between my legs, holding u, and watching the sun drop behind the horizon. We wait and watch as the day becomes night/ We see every star as it awakes and adds a sparkle to the night sky. The moon begins to glow and reflect of the ocean. As I look at the beauty of the night I only think of how it
Show Sum Love
  DANNI LOST HER UNCLE...HE WAS DEAR TO HER...HOPE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY CAN SHOW SUM LOVE AND A WORD TO HELP GET THRU THIS DAY
Sexual Desires
Just a thought~~ Ever wonder why people walk around so up tight daily? You go to the store every1 is a grump ass, you try to say hi they look @ you like your crazy~~ There is too much negativity going around~~ I feel if more people would start their day off the "RIGHT" way then there would be more smiles in the world LOL Stop being so uptight and get in tune with your inner self and your sexual desires!! When you start doing that the world will be a happier place!! Live by Mr Rogers words: (lol) "So lets make this the most beautiful day, Since we're together we might as well say, Would you be mine? Will you be mine? Could you be mine? Wont you be my friendly neighbor? ( LOL) awwww Gotta love Mr Rogers~~ Now take Sammie advice:If you want to walk around with a smile on your face then listen to your inner self and stop being a bore (don't be scared) lol Before you get outta bed start your day the "RIGHT" way (daily) like brushing your teeth lol and I gaurentee you wont be a grump ass
Short Story
There are 3 things you should never try in life. 1)      Wasabi, the super hot sauce offered with Sushi, especially if you don’t wish to look like an idiot, fanning your open mouth with your hands; 2)      Grated cheese with marinara spaghetti and 3)      Taking your cat to be groomed when it’s very rainy, especially if the car park was miles away from the Vet of your choice.   Sometimes I wonder where my angels are!  If they are beside me, with a notebook in hand, scribbling down notes and rating my actions to every solution I come up with, or else playing poker, God only knows wher
Small Towns
 reminds me of home only instead of tractors and> dirt roads  think boats and bayous and who would> think out in the bayou you would pick the same canal to> party in that your dad decided to trawl in that day. > > The> only one missing is the one I used to live by: Make sure the> dirt road you pick is NOT where your daddy is coon hunting> with his buddies!!>> SMALL TOWNS> >  > > Those who grew up> in small towns will laugh when they read this.> >  > > Those> who didn't will be in disbelief and won't> understand how true it is. >   > 1) You can name> everyone you graduated with. >   > 2) You know what> 4-H means. >   > 3) You went to parties> at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a> dirt road.  On Monday you could always tell who was at> the party because of the scratches on their legs from> running through the woods or cotton field when the party was> busted. (See #6.) >   > 4) You used> to'drag'Main . >   > 5) You whispered> the 'F' word and your parents knew within the>
Priceless
> THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS> SITTING ON THE TOILET.> > > HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE> GOES  IN TO SEE> WHAT'S UP.> > THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS> LEFT HAND AND> > HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.> > HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? > YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A> WHILE."> > BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T> GONE 'DOODY' YET."> > MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE> > MINUTES.  BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON> THE HEAD?"> > BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR> KETCHUP."
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Adult Goodies
Slumber Parties www.slumberpartiesbynicholesage.com come check it out and place orders, theres alot of good stuff spread the word. Tons of toys and gag gifts and lotions and lubes and for the women there are cute little outfits there too. All resonably priced, if you have any questions about any of it feel free to ask me!
There Only One Way To Rock
Smoking and drinking is all that you do. no wait that's me, how about you?
Read Me!!!
Others Have Died This Month Sooooooo True!! With no disrespect intended to the Jackson family, this sure does reveal the shallowness of our value system in this country. While the focus today, tomorrow and for the next God-knows-how-many-days will be the death of a pop culture icon; while many will mourn, wail and quite literally make fools of themselves over it and while many will speak endlessly about it, allow me, if only for a moment, to remind us all that others have died this month; others whose lives were cut short; others who leave behind loved ones and whose families will dearly miss them; families who'll suffer with much more dignity and honor than we'll be exposed to on the tube in the coming days. Yes... it's true... we've suffered a great loss... but forgive me while I tell you that I'm not talking about the king of pop music. These American military members died in Iraq this month: Sergeant Justin J. Duffy Specialist Christopher M. Kurth Specialist Charles
War
This is my account of what occured on the day of 15 Jul 05 while serving in combat operations in Baghdad Iraq.   I was on a special security team called a Personal Security Detatchment, or PSD for short. We were pulled from our Infantry line units, and thrown into HHC (HQ). Our main objective for our 12 man team was to provide critical close security for our upper echelon chain of command, reporters, government officials, VIPs (not of the FU type) and on site static security for meetings. Essentially, we would mostly take commanders to meetings, pull security and bring them back. I was fortunate enough to be in a real good unit 3rd Batallion 156th Infantry out of Lake Charles, LA (Louisiana Army  Guard). They led from the front, as we did raids, Traffic Control Points (TCPs), route clearance, humanitarian aid. It was great. And since you are on a PSD,  you don't get a small area of operations. Because you work for a command, they have several smaller line units under them, so the HQ
Am I A Horrible Friend Or What?
I have a problem and I need to get it off my chest. I realized the other day that I am a horrible friend on fubar. I feel a bit like a user and I wanted you all to know that I do love you in my own special way. Hopefully you can help me with my problems   1.I hardly ever rate anyone's pictures. I hate doing it, I would rather spend hours chatting then hitting 11's on pics. 2. I accepted all those friend requests during my spotlight, while knowing in the back of my head I would delete them first chance i got. 3. There are people on my family list that i like but they never come to my blogs or talk to me. Do i delete them and then do i explain the reasons. 4. Every once in a while I wipe out my entire fan and secretly admired friends. Cause I think its fun to see my face pop up on their pages again. 5. I dont understand why people like me, im a total perverted dork. It amazes me people talk to me. 6. I love giving fumbling its my downfall, I give and then when i run out, i reali
A Mistress On The Plantation
  My name is Louise Antioch and I am a female psychopath. Having antisocial personality disorder isn't a disease. It's a lot of fun to me. Trust me on that one. A five-foot-ten, plump, green-eyed, blonde-haired woman without conscience. That is yours truly. One of the free spirits out there who can do anything at all without feeling guilty. These days, it's the early 1900s and I live in rural Georgia. My family has owned the Great House Farms for years. We've become short-staffed, so I hired some people to work for us. A lot of folks from the local black village were looking for work and I hired them. I paid them decent wages, and expected some good service. My most unruly worker was Sheila, a tall and muscular black woman from Atlanta. I decided to teach her a lesson. I invited her inside for some tea and crackers. As soon as she got inside, I cornered her. I had a demonic light in my eyes and I could tell it scared her. Good. Sheila was a large black woman and thought she could inti
Virgin
My first sexual experance was climbing through the window of my girlfriends house when I was 14...she was 15 and she was grounded for doing something stupid..so the only time I could see her was late at night..so there we are in her room at night...fucking away all summer long...so you know what they say is true...if you don't let the boys in through the front door they will be climbing in through the windows....
Friendship
On Friendship  Kahlil Gibran Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. And he is your board and your fireside. For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace. When your friend speaks his mind you fear not the "nay" in your own mind, nor do you withhold the "ay." And when he is silent your heart ceases not to listen to his heart; For without words, in friendship, all thoughts, all desires, all expectations are born and shared, with joy that is unacclaimed. When you part from your friend, you grieve not; For that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain. And let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. For love that seeks aught but the disclosure of its own mystery is not love but a net cast forth: and only the unprofitable is caught. And let your best be for your friend. If he must know the ebb of your ti
Erotica (c) By:kayla B.
FOLLOWING IS AN ORIGINAL STORY COPYRIGHT PROTECTED BY: KAYLA B./SHAKTI SHAMAN. Breakfast in Bed – the man’s perspective   Hmmmmm, I can’t believe the power of sensory memory.  I can still fell Kayla’s warm sensual lips running up and down my shaft.   As I reach down to relieve the ache, her soft cheek meets my searching fingers, and I smile.  I feel her answering smile in the palm of my hand, in the change of her mouth surrounding me.  In a smooth motion she replaces her lips with the warmth of her hands as she kisses a path to my mouth – “Good morning”, she says.   I then watch as she places a finger against her lips.  Her tongue flicks out to moisten the tip, indicating promises to come. She then slips her finger into her parted lips and circles it with her tongue.  Slowly she withdraws her moistened finger and places it on the breakfast tray she has placed on the console table beside the sofa bed. Her finger lazily stirring on the tray
Thoughts
Allow Your Own Inner Light to Guide You There comes a time when you must stand alone.You must feel confident enough within yourself to follow your own dreams.You must be willing to make sacrifices.You must be capable of changing and rearranging your priorities so that your final goal can be achieved.Sometimes, familiarity and comfort need to be challenged.There are times when you must take a few extra chances and create your own realities.Be strong enough to at least try to make your life better.Be confident enough that you won't settle for a compromise just to get by.Appreciate yourself by allowing yourself the opportunities to grow, develop, and find your true sense of purpose in this life.Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way. A STRONG WOMAN VERSUS A WOMAN OF STRENGTH A STRONG WOMAN VERSUS A WOMAN OF STRENGTH A strong woman works out every day
Anger
HAVE YOU EVER HATED SOMEONE SO MUCH YOU WANT THEM TO DIE BUT SAYING THAT HURTS THE ONE YOU REALLY LOVE AND THAT IS NOT GOOD BUT HATRED IS THE FORMOST PART OF ANGER ITS MY HATRED FOR THE PERSON EVEN BREATHING I CANT STAND THAT PERSON AND DONT WANT THAT PERSON EVEN AROUND THE ONES I LOVE AND I CAN NOT DO ANYTHING ABOOUT IT BUT ITS OK CUZ TIME WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING PEOPLE THAT TREAT OTHER PEOPLE BADLY WILL GET THERES I JUST WISH I COULD BE THE ONE THAT GIVES IT TO THEM LIFE IS FULL OF REGRETS AND ONE THING I DONT REGRET IS TELL THIS ONE PERSON IN MY LIFE I HATE THEM LIFE IS SHORT TO BAD I SPEND MINE HATEING SOMEONE SO HARD THAT I CANT LIVE IT LIKE I WANT TO  death is not a part of life that is easy to lose someone that is close to you is the hardest thing that you will have to endor the loss of a loved one will fell like your heart has been ripped out i lost one of my closest friends this morning and that was my grandma and it hurts to the point my body is cold i love her still eve
Education
"Educatio est omnium efficacissima forma rebellionis" which is scripted in Latin. The English translation means "Education is the most effective form of rebellion". The moral of Thorin's quote is that much more can be accomplished with a book rather than a bat. The system itself cannot be beaten by simply dropping out and having a middle finger attitude. To truly make a difference, you need not only angst, but also a firm foundation on what makes the system what it is. Past revolutionaries (Che, King Jr, Gandhi....) all knew how to use the system to their advantage and bring about change. Society loves stupid people because they are so easy to control. To truly make a difference organize with the tools that truly bring about change: Education and Unity. The sheep (people in general) are force fed crap everyday via the media. Unfortunately, they take it all in with their mouths open wide. The uneducated cannot tell the difference between truth and lie, instead they tend to believe every
My Friend
How very, very true this little picture is………    I may not be the most important person in your LIFE. I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say THAT ' S MY FRIEND!
Stupidity
Spread the Stupidity Only in   America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in   America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in   America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.   Only in   America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ...
I Love You
About Louisiana
Viva La Louisiane!!!If  Hurricane Katrina causing the levees to break in New Orleans is the only thing you know about Louisiana , here are a few more interesting facts about the Bayou State :  * Louisiana has the tallest state capitol building in the nation at 450 feet.  * The Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans is the largest enclosed stadium In the world.  * The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway is the longest over-water bridge in the world at 23.87 miles.  * Louisiana's 6.5 million acres of wetlands are the greatest wetland area in America.  * The oldest city in the Louisiana Purchase Territory is Natchitoches, Louisiana founded in 1714.  * The first bottler of Coca-Cola, Joseph Bie Denharn, lived in Monroe, Louisiana and was one of the founders of Delta Air Lines, initially called Delta Air Service.  * Delta Airlines got its start in Monroe, Louisiana when Parish Agent, C.E. Woolman, decided to try dusting the Boll Weevil that was destroying the cotton crops in the Mississippi River Delt
How To Dance In The Rain
How to Dance in the RainIt was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if
Cajun Joke
Now Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax > > her to marry him... > > > > > > Marie > > was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da > > bees. > > > > > > Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford > > to take much time off for a honeymoon.  So, dat night > > dat dey were married, dey retired to his little shack on da > > Bayou Teche.  When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie > > said, "Oh Boudreaux! What dat is?" > > > > > > Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to > > Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love, I > > am da only man in da world wit one of dees."  And, > > den, he proceeded to show her what it was for; and Marie was
Crazy Cajuns
Cajun AngelsGabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have someCajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They areswinging on The Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce isall over their robes! Ham hocks, spareribs, and crawfish shells are allover the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heavenclean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds! They have eatenalmost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing theirhalos, saying it is messing up their hair."The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven ishome to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do foryou?"God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are hav
Have Something To Say
Have something to say.I wanna scream it out loud...I wanna yell to the city and want to scream it cause I'm proud. I had a dream to day!I've had a thought.Ive had my revaluation and its not what i sought. I've dreamed this dream for days long past.But this thought in my head ... It just lasts... I wanna breathe again.Take that long awaited breathI WANT HOPE AGAIN.To lay my worries to rest. I want to thrive againthrive on love. i want hope again i want yours.Open your heart and ill open doors. Open hope to me and ill sail any sea.Open that heart and believe in me... I'll be perfect...as i always thrive to be.I'll stay yours and be what ever you want me to be. Let me be yours,I'll let you be mine.Let me have hope again,Help me learn to shine. give me hope...I'll take your pain.I'll love you without question and have the world to gain.
About Me
I just found out that I have Cervical disc degeneration is a common cause of neck pain, most frequently felt as a stiff neck. Cervical degenerative disc disease is much less common than disc degeneration in the lumbar spine because the neck generally is subjected to far less torque and force. Nonetheless, a fall or a twisting injury to the disc space can spur degeneration, and accumulated wear and tear on the disc over time can also lead to neck pain caused by disc degeneration.  Finding out that this is a injury that happoned in my early childhood.  DR. told me that I was in much to bad of shape for my age.  In addition to having the low-grade pain of a stiff or inflexible neck, many patients with cervical disc degeneration have numbness, tingling, or even weakness in the neck, arms, or shoulders as a result of nerves in the cervical area becoming irritated or pinched. For example, a pinched nerve root in the C6-C7 segment could result in weakness in the triceps and forearms, wrist
I Wish I Was Devious...
constantly hear about how guys are incapable of expressing emotion. Maybe it's my contrary nature, but fuck that! You asked for it...I am 25 years old, with a mind that fluctuates between a 5 year old's optimism, and 90 year old's crushing surety that all is wrong in this pathetic fucked up little world we live in. I live in constant fear of myself. I have PTSD, whether or not any of you bastards care is none of my concern. I do. It's real. It's why I sleep little, and think too much.I don't drink anymore. Drinking leads to time I can't remember, time I won't get back, and it led to a marriage I will always regret. My only true pride in my life so far is a beautiful little blond girl with a knowing smile, and heart-breaking blue eyes. She has more value than could ever be equaled. She is my reason to get up every morning, to try to sleep each night, and to make it to work everyday whether or not I succeeded.I have a passion, obsession, and fixation with eyes. They are the windows to a
Not Usually One For Mushy Stuff But Read This
lost in the eyes of an angel, she takes my heart and breath away when i kiss her i close my eyes and am lifted into seventh heaven cause im lost in the eyes of an angel, i cant sleep one second cause i might miss a breath from you thats the truth but now my heart belongs to you i was once lost completely but now im found in the eyes of an angel held in the arms and flying thru the clouds because of you hearts of gold in a field of bluei fall to pieces when i hear you my heart races across the world because of you

I want to apologize if I've seemed out of it or distant recently to anyone.  I buried my father on Tuesday which leaves me no living relatives.  Finding myself suddenly alone, I'm at a loss for what to do and where to go.   Please bear with me, I'll get my life back on track but it may take some time. Okay, so I've started an actual blog, you want to follow it it's here: http://mollysla.blogspot.com/ Don't have time to update two of them.
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Cyber-sex...harmless Fun Or Cheating?
Recently, my girlfriend walked in on me having cyber-sex with a woman who lives half way across the country. I had known this chick for a couple of months but only online when we decided to cyber. My g/f came in early from work and caught us. To make a long story short, she went ballistic, packed her stuff and left me because she said I was cheating on her. Let it be known, I never met this cyber partner and never intended to. To me, it's nothing more than reading a Hustler or Playboy magazine but my g/f said it was cheating. When she asked me why I did it, I told her the truth...it felt nice to know that other chicks found me attractive. I didn't do it because I wasn't getting any attention from my g/f, in fact, we have, or should I say HAD a great sex life. It was just nice knowing that other women find me sexy and attractive, and hey, it beats solitaire all to hell. What do you folks think? Am I right or is my girl right? Is cyber-sex innocent fun or is it cheating?
Make A Wager
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Benefit...help Needed....
BENEFIT AUGUST 1ST @ CORNER POCKET IN PASADENA       A benefit is being organized to help raise money for Cheryl Smith & James Green. They were involved in a terrible motorcycle accident in Winnie, TX while on their way back home. Both were taken by life flight to Memorial Herman Hospital. Cheryl suffered a broken leg which required surgery & a large portion of her leg required extensive skin grafts & surgery to repair muscle tissue that was lost. She will be unable to walk for a minimum of 3-5 months. James remained in a coma for 10 days and is currently being treated for brain injury & trauma. We are still unclear about the extent of brain injury James has suffered but it is certain that he will need a lot of rehab. He is the sole provider for his family and is now unable to work. He and Cheryl have 2 young children who still need to be provided for. This family is now unable to pay the bills on their home as well as the medical bills. WE NEED LIVE BANDS!!! We are loo
Art And Life
I was recently asked to convert a ghost hunting website into a sister site for a paranormal research team. It has been a very tiring and frustrating last few days.  But what I really need is help from anyone who is interested in paranormal research.  I need to begin adding articles involving EVP's, different views involving the paranormal and other paranormal activities.  If anyone has a particular interest in the subject, please feel free to send me a message. Until then, who is from Tulsa and wants to go ghost hunting?! Oh yes. Baby Retouches. So scary. Johnathan got some filler tattoos put in around his original Skulls and Muscle Flames by Brandon Mull over at Mission Street Tattoo in Sapulpa.    
Rum!
Heartistic's new game is a pirate game and the prize is 15,000,000 fubucks. I want em all!! lol So if you want to help me win please visit her blog to learn how to play. http://fubar.com/blog/147861/1041431  My fubar id number is #1037376 you will need this if you are sending me some rum!! I wanna be the drunkest pirate ...............and the richest!!!!!!!!! Oh.........and every time you send me rum, you get some too!! HELP!
Radio Stations & Howard Stern
alapin1980 has over 20 Howard Stern videos on youtube. 
Shaftalicious
So its after 1am, here I am sittin here watchin my baby sleep, which is what I should be doing as well but how can I sleep when my babies hooked up to all the fkn machines? So I let my bestie talk me into signing up for this fkn site. Lord I must be outta my fkn mind. Fk it~ Idgaf anymore! I have learned in the year of being a single divorced mom that if a man has the internet~ he ain't bein faithful to you! PA-LEASE! Too much fkn temptation, even if every bone in their body is loyal. You put a lappie or pc in front of that muthafkr and he will find his way into some badness! Even if your man is over seas in sandland doesn't matter if he's talkin to you 24/7 on im ~better believe hes lookin at another bitches titties on an im window. lmfao! Been there~done that! It's sickening to me that noone seems to be faithful or geniune anymore. Seriously! You meet someone and you click but something just ain't quite right. You wanna trust em but at the same time there's that instinct telling yo
Faba Actions
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Discipline
The submissive has to surrender their being to the full control of the Mistress to be trained. Training needs discipline. They have to learn, when they step out of line, punishment will be their first reward. And that is the role discipline plays in various situations. Are you not feeling just a little guilty about your hidden desires?  Have you not sneaked away, played truant, to visit your Mistress?      That is stepping out of line, not being the person you really are, and you must be disciplined for your attempts to play another part. Discipline can be administered in various ways. How would it be done? The use of toys is essential and requires a working knowledge and uses for each one.  Often a heavy hand is required for those brave enough to be spanked over the knee, often replaced by paddles and slippers, which sting and burn the skin with its touch. Light, sensuous whips, genital w
Tattooing To Raise Money For Cancer Research
HEY PARTY PEOPLE! AS MANY OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW MY MOTHER HAS BEEN VERY SICK FOR A YEAR NOW. THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DISCOVER THE CAUSE OF HER EXTREME ILLNESS UNTIL RECENTLY. SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A HORMONE PRODUCING TUMOR IN HER LARGE INTESTINE. THIS TUMOR IS NOT CANCEROUS, HOWEVER, THIS TUMOR PRODUCES HORMONES THAT CAUSE BREAST CANCER. AT HER RECENT MAMMOGRAM, THE DOCTORS DISCOVERED A LUMP IN HER BREAST. THIS LUMP HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO BE BREAST CANCER. HERES WHERE MY AWESOME IDEA COMES INTO PLAY. I HAVENT WORKED OUT ALL OF THE DETAILS YET. IM LOOKING FOR INTERESTED TATTOO ARTISTS AT THIS TIME TO PLEDGE A FEW HOURS ONE WEEKEND (DATE WILL COME AT A LATER TIME) TO TATTOO TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH. IF THINGS GO AS I PLAN THEM TOO IT WILL BE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A TATTOO CONVENTION, OVER A 3 DAY PERIOD. IM CURRENTLY SPEAKING TO SOME BIG NAME TATTOO ARTISTS WHO ARE EXCITED ABOUT HELPING WITH MY IDEA. (I WONT GIVE AWAY THE NAMES JUST YET BUT ONE OF THEM HAS THEIR OWN SH
The Baddest Babe On Fubar!!
{{MeL}}http://b.pcb2.fubar.com/68/59/939586/tn_346112064.jpg">@ fubar            BOMBING Do's And Dont's 1.  Read and Respect the Bombers Status! 2.  If you are not runnig 11's and Bombers is callin for 11's! And you arent Running Auto's Especially if you dont Know the Bomber DO NOT Disrespect the BOMBER or Yourself by Begging! It will get you no where! Do youself the favor!  R/F/Add the Bomber way before they Bombing! Then Rate all Pics and Stash. Talk to the Bomber and get to Know the Bomber! You know have a huge chance at getting bombed! 3. Now for you People That dont Know the Bomber But are Running Auto's! Read Bombers Status First and respect it! If Bomber is calling for auto's, Go directly to your Bomb Folder Right clickof your and copy or save link location for That Folder then go Directly to Bomber's S/b! Hit Bombers s/b Once and Once only! If Bomber doesnt Bomb you your link is bad! Dont get pissed! Go to plan B, Go to bar tab of tha Bomber and start rating Bombers pics! O
Memories
well well well... ok so back in the high school days... there was this girl.  i liked her, but i was always a dumb ass at what to say to girls.  i suppose i'm still dumb in the brain but just less scared, lol. so... after just starting up facebook, i found her.  even though i'm back home in MN i didn't get the chance to see her.  i suppose finding her on facebook was pretty good. long story short, i once responded to a question wrong and it hurt her feelings and we kinda stopped talking at that point.  i really liked her as a friend, but after she stopped talkin to me, it hurt me a lot to not have that friendship. well, in hind sight, you know how you think back to those days and there was this girl that you say, "man. i wish i could have married you..."  well, i think she was the one for me. i just really like her personality and who she was as a person.  on top of that, she was really cute too. well, i'm deploying, and this is my last night back home in MN before i fly back to b
I'd Walk A Mile
I'd walk a mile,Just to see you smile.That's what Papa use to say,Before he'd leave the very next day.His blue eyes shinning like stars,On a dark country night.His smile so comforting and bright.Always knowing how to make things Seem so rightHe made you laugh when he said silly things.His favorite one was "You'll always be my horseEven if you never win a race."He came up with storiesJust to put a big smile on your face.When he got sick his eyesSeem dull like a fading light.He grew weak but never gave upAnd put up a fight.He couldn't speak when I last saw him.They asked do you have anything to say to Papa Jim?I love you PapaWhen are you coming home?All he did was squeeze my handTo let me know he loved me too.On April 15, 1999 his years had endedAnd a part of me died inside.But I'll always remember him sayingI'd walk a mileJust to see you smileBefore he'd leave the very next day
Experience
We all go through different things in our lives with many feelings and emotions attached to each situation. We can deny ourselves of this or choose to embrace whatever comes up. Pain is one of these where some will cover it up escaping it any way they can so they don't have to look at what it really is. If we choose to allow it to work through us we can walk with it exploring and becoming friends. It can take us too many levels. Are we wanting this or do we want to stay stuck in our zones? Any  thought  is followed by an action then  a feeling. There is always hope and a light that is out there when we have a glimmer to at least try and see it. When we look deep inside of ourselves in our soul many things happen and it takes us to a world that some may not even know is there. What is the difference between self pity and empathy? It is huge for instance feeling sorry for ourselves or someone doesn't get us anywhere. Empathy is about compassion and caring about someone which is like unco
Piggle
wha???? Get me another scotch, godammit!!!! you want me to what????? christ, where the hell is the can?
What Does Not Kill You...cripples
Pumped Up (radio & Lounge) Coming Soon Please Read!!!!
SO MOBB DECIDED TO MAKE A STATION AND A LOUNGE AT THAT ! WE WILL BE LIVE 24/7 PLAYING RAP,HIPHOP,OLD SKOOL, RnB, DANCEHALL,CLASSIC ROCK AND WILL BE HAVING LATIN NIGHTS ( REGGAETON ) ! THERE ARE 4 LIVE CAMS ! THE LOUNGE WILL BE INVITE ONLY THAT MEANS YOU CAN ONLY BE INVITED ! NO BULLIES EXCEPT FOR PROMOTE ! PLEASE RSVP BY LEAVING A COMMENT !   WE ARE HIRING DEDICATED STAFF RIGHT NOW SO IF YOU WANNA WORK HERE YOU WILL HAVE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME OR THE OWNER !   WE ARE HOPING TO GET THIS OPENED BY AUGUST SO BE PATIENT ALL !   AND AGAIN MAKE SURE TO RSVP BY LEAVING COMMENT THANK YOU !    FROM THE OWNERS   MoBB & STARLITE !
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A Night With Friends
  As I stated in my My Sanity Saved blog,I have friends who would do anything for me but now,has come the time to do anything for one of those friends.  I have a friend who is a heroin addict,she's been that way since 2006. It started after a guy she dated got her on the stuff. Now that he left her for some whore,she's left alone with her habit. I'm not sure how to approach this because of three factors,I have been in love with her for a long time (before her addiction)I am newly divorced and I don't want to seem like I'm using her need for help to gain a new relationship beyond friends. Katrina is one of the greatest people I know. She's one hell of an artist and a damned good friend. I have been staying at her place,trying to convince her that what she's doing is going to kill her BUT most importantly,being there as her friend.   It kills me just to look at her,the drugs have made her so different. Not just in looks but in her self-esteem. I've dealt with this with my ex and my dad
Info Blog
hello FABA familyxoxi have cleaned things up i think a lil anywayso im making this blog to announce whats going on as of nowin here u will find hints and tipsand where to find what you need to help us be great!**requirements**R/F/A all members before youa small commitment to love the MOD each day you canread/repost all FABA bulletinsread all NEWS STASH and blogs**incentives**Nominations:THIS IS IMPORTANTmembers nominate eachother (when loved nominate the member to get nominated show love)why do this...10 of them gets you blingmost at month end gets a bonus 3 credit bling for being a great loveryou can find random nomiations to claim by showing members lotsa lovelook for them in the comments of pix or stashes as u RATE them(must reply to original random nomination comment)salute FABA for a nomination    BOMB FABA's bomb album for 3 nominations   rate/comment FABA's bomb album for 5 nominations   FABA will nominate you for each ticker you send   FABA will nominate you for each bl
Fubar Is Just Like A Real Bar!
Michael Jackson Dead
I'm still trying to figure this whole Jacko thing out. The man has not done anything relevant in a really long time, became a recluse, acted wrecklessly with his children (let's hang them over a ledge), and has been accused of some of the most despicable things a human can do (and bought people's silence) .............................and people act like this. Where is common sense folks? Since when do we celebrate this kind of thing? There were U.S. soldiers killed in Afghanistan on the same day he died, this was not reported on most networks, instead there was a love fest for this turd. We've got our priorities all wrong. As to Jacko, I feel bad for your children losing a father, but I'm not sorry about you, you brought it on yourself with your chosen lifestyle. RIP to those troops whose blood was spilled so Jacko can have his coverage.
The Story Of Heartache!!!
My wife and I ( Terri) have been married for almost 4 years now. We have 2 kids together. Well about 2 months ago we were living in Houston, Texas and she said she wanted to move back to Waco because she was not happy in Houston. Thought being a good husband, I said O.k. So about 2 months ago we moved here and the second day we were here she told me in bed that she no longer wanted to be a wife or mother. She then left and abandoned the kids and I. Well, in 3 weeks time she got with a 20 yr old boy named Josh and got pregnant. Since then she has been with his brother, and cousin...which is a female. She has been with one of her friends babys daddy and his sister which Josh's brother held her down while she was passed out and directed my wife to go down on her while he fingered her ( I believe that is rape). She has also been with another friends sisters babys daddy, and some guy named Milky. She also one day in a fit of rage came at me with a knife saying she was going to kill me and s
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to be or not to be
Daves
Slow Dance
I Havent Found A Title For This Yet!
Falling In Love With You Is Something I Do Over And Over Again.... When You Smile At Me....When you Reach For My Hand...When You Take Me Gently In your Arms.... That Same Breathless Feeling I Knew From The Start Comes Over me Once More.... And I Know That I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life Endlessly Falling In Love With You... I wrote This For my Daughters Around Christmas Time... This Christmas just doesn't seem right,Your not here for the all decorations and the pretty lights.I will miss your smiles and the look on your face,Cause this Christmas your in another place. There will be no laughter and your hugs i will miss,Along with the  good morning christmas kiss.I won't hear your voice that day,Because your so far away.No loud music or noise,From all those silly little toys.Christmas just isn't the same this year,Just thinking about it brings me to tears.I wish you were here this christmas time, To make this Christmas a special one of mine.Missing my girls this christmas and all th
I Need Your Prayers
  We love our family... and one of our family needs you.A great friend and fellow fu member needs all of our thoughts and prayers.His mom is very ill after heart surgery with a poor prognosis, so please send his mom and him all your love and prayers, they both need them very much!Loveable Teddy Bear  R/L BF and Madly in LOVE w/ HolliSugaTits@ fubar       IF LINK  DONT  WORK RIGHT HE IS MY  NUMBER 1 FAMILY  
A Prayer Chain
We love our family... and one of our family needs you.A great friend and fellow fu member needs all of our thoughts and prayers.His mom is very ill after heart surgery with a poor prognosis, so please send his mom and him all your love and prayers, they both need them very much!Loveable Teddy Bear R/L BF and Madly in LOVE w/ HolliSugaTits@ fubar
An Prayer Chain
Fnord!
Fnord? Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs. Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee. Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming. Fnord is this really, really tall mountain. Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten. Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted. Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry. Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots. Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm. Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients. Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on. Fnord is where the buses hide at night. Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book. Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason. Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam. Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe. Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages. Fnord is a pickle
5500 Points Till I Move Up!
Cd & Hl Wedding
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Hanna21
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The Really L-o-n-g History Of Hell Michigan
He probably wasn't a whole lot bigger than most men of his time and place, in height or in girth, rolling into the third decade of the nineteenth century in Sullivan County New York. George Reeves, if not imposing, was certainly a man who required a bit more elbow room than most. Maybe his expectations from life, and from himself, were just a little larger than those of the folks who surrounded him. For even then, in the mid-1830s, he found the insistent swell of population to be an infringement of what he felt to be his sanctuary from civilization, there in the Catskill Mountains. So, after convincing his brothers James and John that the territory of Michigan might offer them some adventure and an opportunity to stake a claim in a land that had just been newly wrestled from the control of the Potawatomi, they gathered a few belongings and were swept into the tide of migration that followed the Erie Canal west in 1837. At that time, Professor William Kirkland, formerly of Utica, New
Life And All The Crap In It
Ok, I've been sitting here for nearly a year without a job. A real job, one that pays and is constant. Ok some of you might think what the hell for. Well lets look at it this way, staffing agencies are not jobs! They don't give you a stable history that a person needs. That's all there is in this area, I've been told "oh move to a bigger area" well that would be nice, but you have to have MONEY in order to do that, and without a job you don't have money! Right now I'm trying to find a way to get back into college to get my Master's Degree. When I went to get my Bachelor's I was working a 30hr awk job, being a single parent, and taking care of a parent that later passed away, this resulted in a bad gpa. That isn't good when trying to get back into college. Without a job you can't pay the bills let alone the student loans that piled up. This is frustrating as hell! In the area I live in, there's really no jobs. Burger King only wants high school kids, and I'm old enough that most emplo
Randomness
When I was a child, taking photos was as much a part of my life as eating cereal for breakfast.  Having come from a very photograph-happy family herself, my mother had inherited these traits and was (and still is) constantly lining up her family members for the obligatory photographs on every holiday, every birthday, vacation, special event, and then at random moments when she finds something she wants to remember.  Said photos are always accompanied by the cheesy, fake, toothy smile which most people display in their photographs.          I spent the last year working in a historical society where I found photographs of people without smiles on their faces.  They didn’t look unhappy.  They looked relaxed, natural, and accessible.  And then I see newer photos of people with the big cheesy grins and I wonder how many of those smiles were forced and how many were genuine.  I know that, at least in mine when you find a big toothy grin (which is rare), most of those are forced.  I
Lil Angel's Blog
Sometimes we see things that aren’t meant to be seen.Sometimes things aren’t always as they seem.Sometimes we need someone to call our own,Especially when we’re alone.Sometimes people just can’t understand,Why things get out of hand.Sometimes life just isn’t fair,Especially when people just don’t care.And sometimes it's hard to say,Why things have to be this way.Sometimes it’s all you can do to get by,Especially when dreams continue to die.Sometimes it’s nice to sit in the rain.Even to just relieve the pain.And when we’ve had a really bad day,Sometimes we just need to get away.We never know what’s wrong with out pain.Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.And sometimes when people get hurt, Even the strongest ones may need comfort His Castle, Her Prison   Memorized by his charms, He captured her heart and soul. With a promise of lasting love, He placed upon her head a crown.   Adoration gleaming in h
Triva About Canada
Did You Know?? The world's largest piggy bank is located at the Royal Canadian Mint in Ottawa, On.  It is 13 feet tall and 18 feet long. Longest Coastline - Canada's coastline is the world's longest at 243,792 km or 151,485 miles (including the coastline of the country's 52,455 islands).  Stretched out as a continuous line, it would circle the equator more than 6 times (25% of the world's coastline) Largest freshwater system in the world - Canada's 2 million lakes and rivers cover 7.6% of our landmass or 755,000 square km. The largest Sitka Spruce tree in the world (Canada's tallest tree) is in the Carmanah Valley (BC).  It is 95 metres tall.  The world's largest known red cedar tree is at Cheewaht lake, Pacific Rim National Park.  It is 59.2 metres tall and 18.98 metres in circumference. Sparwood (BC) has the largest dump truck in the world at 350 tonnes.  It was used for coal mining. World's largest Peogy is in Glendon, Alberta. The largest operating Cuckoo clock in the world
What Is Life?
Life is Short Life is Fleeting Life is forever in demand, but forevermore in short supply Life is not granted Life is not easy Life is not a joke, but laughing will make your life so much better Life is tragic  Life is free Life is sad  Life is depressing life is color, heritage, and species-blind Life does what it wants to  Life gives you signs....follow them
Deleting Friends
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New Friends
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Piedaddy Made Me Do It!!
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?my best friend[2] You were in the car with? Taco [3] Went to the mall with?Taco [4] Person you talked on the phone with?Mandy[5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar?PieDaddyT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?trueQ: Been searched By Cops?falseQ: Been suspended from school?falseQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?True/ just the under side of the back of my headQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?falseQ: Shot a gun?TrueQ: Donated Blood?falseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?Fall
This Is Bull...
Songs And Life
Change – Rich Scales July 2009   When we feel lonely, remember the things we had When were at conflict, not knowing good from bad. If this life is really, just a test for all Free will is ours, the writing isn’t on the wall.   Change is life Life is free But the cost Is knowing what we need to be   There are times, I wish I could rewind Rewrite my life, just so its less unkind Setting boundaries, feeling guilt Breaking down a smile, that I’d already built   Change is life Life is free But the cost
Flat Stomach
Here only b/c it's NSFW   A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and somtimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "You are wasting your time." said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over gets on her knees and blows it right back up again."  
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Old Account Blocked
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Blogboy
it is hard to find a nice looking girl , one thing im a shy type of person, i can not  find the nerve to ask someone out, can anyone give me some tips
Spider Of The Week..

Spider Of The Week.....
Learning Process
in our day to day life we have so many things happen...we just learn how to appreciate things in our own way and of course accept things the way that God given us...so in learning period as of now...i'm learning the process in which you building your own family...but unfortunate i'm searching for my right guy yet his not came...so to end up this blog...i'm inviting evryone to have you or to get to know you...maybe your the right guy for me..!!! so be the one...have a nice day to all.....mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and sh
Mama Says
    I woke up laughin @ myself this morning from the shit I did last nite..or tried to do. Let me start with saying that if any1 owns a BB, it's very hard to take a pic of yourself(my teen age daughter won't do ANYTHING, especially pics)...so my pics r from my cell, taken in a mirror. Ok, I promised a friend a would make a foot/toe salute for him, harmless enough I think. But, I wanted to be creative w/it...BIG MISTAKE!!! 1st of all, I had the bright idea of standing with my foot up by my face & the salute....are ya startin to see where this is goin? I didn't want to do it sitting or lying down as to not give any ideas of the whole "ankles by the ears" thing. So, I tried putting the salute between the toes, but it looked like I had toes missing besides bending the paper. Literally almost 10 pics later, I tried sitting....on my excercise ball. NOT a great idea. I tried everything, but I just couldn't get everything in the pic. Do you have any idea how hard it is to NOT
Reminder
Copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. Deck: Ancient Enlightened Tarot Children's Tarot Crystal Tarot Dante Tarot Etruscan Tarot Fairy Tarot Fey Tarot Leonardo Da Vinci Tarot Nefertari's Tarot Tarot of the Gnomes Tarot of the Hidden Folk Tarot of the New Visions Tarot of the Renaissance Tarot of the Spirit World Tarots of Marseille Tarots of the Sphynx Universal Goddess Tarot Universal Tarot Visconti Tarots The Queen of Chalices card reversed suggests that you may have difficulty accepting love or intimacy without strings, or are tired of faking it or being exploited. Looking in the mirror and reassess the value and power you place in sex, beauty or compliance. You have much more to offer in a relationship. This habitual process of distancing yourself emotionally could be a defensive mechanism to keep from being abandoned or rejected by love again. There might not be any happiness or future in this solitary illusion or passionless situation. Take the opportunity to finally give voice
Just Want To Vent A Little!!
ok, here it goes, tell me how an 84 yr old woman who has survived breast cancer for over 20 yrs, colon cancer in which they removed a large piece of her colon and sewed it back together. the death of a child and her husband, most of her brothers and sisters, can walk into a hospital, and sit for 12 1/2 hours before she is actually looked at, with enormous pain and swelling of her extremities, a unkown type of rash, that after 7 days the doctors still havent concluded what it is!!! she was admitted and treated for 3 days the swelling and rash lightened up, they sent her home the very next day back to the same ... swelling pain, rash has spread further. and they still havent conclusively diagnosed her!! now my problem is .... this is my mother firstly, and how do you send a ederly woman who has these symptoms, and pain, home when you havent cured the symptoms to begin with only lessened them !!! i am soo frustrated!!  now the best part its what they " THINK" it might be is vasculitus, wh
Looking 4 Auto 11's
I'm Looking for Anyone Selling an Auto 11. If anyones intrested in selling me one hit me up with price!
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Music
ya know there is some songs that u think are really hardcore ...then u read the lyrics and find them very funny slipknot sings this song get this or die ...and i was like ew it sounds hardcore just looked lyrics up and it is the funniest  go to lyrics.com and check it out
Tired
Battlefield
My Grandson....
oh yea we have survived another year. We have survived turmoil, strife, the mundane and the ridiculous. Its only a mere pity that someone like Obama is only beginning. Even though it is a very great thing that we have managed to overcome racial issues to elect a black president, the fact that that president has caused more problems than we need is in a word... sad. So, let's hope with the new year, that he will pull his head out of his ass and become the president that we wish him to be. The greatest thing we could have for the new year is not a president thats a minority or a low unempoyment rate or medical care or whatever. No, the greatest thing we can have is...hope. Because if we have no hope then we have given up and America does not ever give up. So I hope you all have a great new year and many more to come to those friends I chat with and know about him, my grandson was born last night: 8:57 AM 7/8 Cayden Hunter was born at 9:39 pm on 7-7-09. Weight: 6 lbs 8 oz Height: 20.25
Come Bid On Me!!
My "type" Of Girl
The Hot Friend 36% Sexy-Cute, 49% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you! 8| Damn I'm screwed!!!
Jason
If I Were To Vanish
Fml
FML is a website that i get these off of.. they no way have anything to do with me LOL i have had a couple of people ask me... ok i dont take nakey pics with my cell phone then sell it on ebay... i dont hump pillows in my sleep... LOL... just so you guys know!   take it easy! "Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML" "Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML"
Who Wants To Own This Booti
              MZBOOTI2BIG IS UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN..AND EVERYONE KNOWS SHE SPOILS HER OWNERS ROTTEN..SO COME ON BY AND PLACE YOUR BIDS, YOU'LL BE SO HAPPY YOU DID!!WHILE YOUR THERE PLZ SHOW LUV TO THE AUCTION HOST PLZ BE SURE TO A/F/R HIM! YOU CAN BID ON HIM AS WELL..HE IS UP FOR GRABS 2 HEE HEE               
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Out Of Touch
Hi everybody! I've been out of touch for the past week or so because I have been moving around alot. Right now I'm not in Trashcanistan. I am in Kuwait (it looks like a giant ashtray here) for a food service symposium and then when that is through I'll be trying to get a flight back to the good old USA for a couple of weeks before I go back to the land of very shakey goats. Getting on the internet has been impossible for me so don't take my absence personally. It's really hot here so stay cool for me, ok. This is mainly for sports fans and major league baseball fans in particular. Think about the sport of baseball, it's long and storied history. In thinking about that I would ask you, what team, out of all of the teams in either the American or National Leagues has been, by virtue of it's history, been awarded legendary status? What team has the most World Series Championships (26 in all) and the most players enshrined in the hallowed halls of the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY? What
Sexy Azz Men
$safe_uid_dname@ fubar DJ MR. Romance Himself@ fubar Lets101 Quizzes - blog quizzes   Are all Scorpio men just too much to handle?
Fu-bling Auction!
For All Frustrated Mothers
I saw a news story today about a woman who smothered her baby with a blanket.  Why?  What in the hell was she thinking?  She was frustrated.  That's it.  She was frustrated!  What kind of lame ass excuse is that?!?  The same thing happened several years ago in Houston, Texas.  A mother drowned her three children in the bath tub.  Just before she killed them she telephoned her husband.  She was frustrated too.  Parenting is hard.  Everybody knows that.  Those that don't have serious issues.  But what do I know...  I'm just a guy.  I can't know what it's like being pregnant or raising a child.  Men don't change diapers, warm bottles, or play Peek-A-Boo.  I got a surprise for ya...  I was a live in nanny for 4 years.  I was with the family through the pregnancy and beyond.  Their first child passed away due to SIDS.  I stayed on for their second child.  They were my friends.  I was also a children's entertainer for 15 years.  So I know a little about children.Kids are tough to figure out.
Please Read This
I HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS AND LOST ONE AWESOME FRIEND BUT THAT IS OK..WE ALL HAVE GOOD AND BAD DAYS..WELL FOR ME THEY ARE ALL BADS ONES NOT ALBE TO SEE MY SONS WHICH REALLY BITES..NOT SEEING THEM IS KILLING ME SO MUCH HOW CAN I EVEN GO ON ANY MORE THEY ARE MY LIFE .HEART SOUL..DAMN IT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND MISS THEM SO MUCH.. BRING HERE LA SALLW FUCKING BITES ASS SO MUCH I HATE BRING HERE IN IL SO MUCH MISS MY MOTHER SO VERY MUCH BEING AWAY THIS LONG FROM MY MOTHER HURT SO MUCH...I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME ANY MORE BOB YOU CAN FUCK OFF ..I AM HURTING SO MUCH  YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN CLUE ANY MORE...I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I KNOW THEY ARE THERE FOR ME IN MY TIME OF NEED.....AS I LOOK BACK ON 2009 I HAVE COME SO FAR FROM BEING NOTHING IN THE FUCK UP WORLD NOW I AM ABOUT TO GET MY G.E.D SO FUCKING WHAT IF IT TOOK ME THIS GODDAMN LONG TO GET....I AM SO DAMN PROUD OF WHAT I AM DOING IN MY LIFE ..BUT YET I STILL GET PUT DOWN LAUGH AT ..YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY DO NOT
Gay As Hell
This website is by far has the most fucked up lonely people and is so fuckin confusing thank u and fuck off!
Past Weekend!
America And My Views
its hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of, you just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last….some don’t even start I walk down the long, dark winding tunnel. Darkness consumes my soul with every step…. yet still I walk and walk and walk. Searching, searching for something elusive, something essential that will make my life complete yet not knowing what it is. Despair claws at my core, heartache consumes my being, indifference is what I strive for, always trying to lessen the ache of being alone. Friends are there yet not around, they try to understand, but how can they understand when I can’t fathom what’s erroneous. Smiling faces all around, laughing, full of glee… poison in my soul and wounds, slowly consuming, ever consuming until all is gone. Humanity, compassion, kindness all fades to nothingness in the face of sadness and freezing cold hatred fo
Yummy
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Thank You
hey guys i am new on here and i dont know much about this site so i wanted to say thank all of  you for looking at my page and rating my picture and feel free to leave messages or add me to you page..     brian  .•.•..¨)*********¡Ù ¡Ù*******..•.¸(¨..•.•..¨)..•..*********♥ ♥***********..•.¸.•..***********¡Ù ____________@@@@@@___________@@ @ __________@@@____@@@_______@@@@@ ________@@@__ ______@@_____@@@@@@@ ________@@___________@@__@@@______@@ ________@@____________@@@__________@@ __________@@________________________@@ ____@@@@@@______@@@@@___________@@ __@@@@@@@@@__@@@@@@@_________@@ __@@____________@@@@@@@@@_______@@ _@@____________@@@@@@@@@@_____@@ _@@____________@@@@@@@@@___@@@ _@@@___________@@@@@@@______@@ __@@@@__________@@@@@________@@ ____@@@@@@_______________________@@ _________@@_________________________@@ ________@@___________@@___________@@ ________@@@________@@@@@@@@@@@ _________@@@_____@@@_@@@@@@@ __________@@@@@@@
You Broke My Heart -
'm sitting here whilst writing this song ,Thinking of how it all went wrong, I can't quite make out, what i said to you, To make you act like your starting to, You're breaking my heart, With the pain you put me through, I'm tearing up the letters, That i got from you, I'm looking out my window, And guess what i see? ,A newly married couple, That's what we were meant to be.,Stop breaking my heart,With those words you say to me,I not gonna listen,I'll throw away the key,I'm running away from the madness in my head ,Trying to find a reason why,You did what you did and said what you said,I think it's time thatwe said goodbye,You're breaking my heart,Over and over again,Why cant i make you see,That i ain't like other men,  hope your happy now, To see me in this state, Now you're saying sorry, Well tuff it's too late, You've broken my heart, And what you see is true, I'm living like a tramp, This is all down to you,.......   Love forever no more Rhino
I Like It Bloggy Style!
Read on... And I have nothing for you. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I'm tired and kinda sore. Perhaps my blood sugar. Perhaps I'm still a bit outta my tits over the shooting that JUST took place in my parking lot45 minutes ago. But then again, perhaps I'm not as creative as I'd like to pretend I am. Regardless, I should put some things in here. So I decided to just give you some silly news stories, along with my take on them. Wait...don't go yet! I haven't started! *sigh* Fine...okay. so how many are left? Show of hands? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? WHY I LOVE MEXICO Seriously...where else can you read about fake fighters getting done in by fake hookers? Bonus points for the faux fighters being midgets. God bless you, Mexico. Hungry Hungry Hookers You want more proof that people have little standards? There ya go. Or maybe the chips help the jizz go down easier. Anyone have any thoughts? Owwww! All I can say is that THIS dude is more hardcore than Terry Funk, Mick Foley,

My Dear Friends...
Much love & appreciation to my dear friends that haven't forgotten me while I have been unable to be here...I miss you & have you close to my heart.  We have a family crisis right now...my brother in law has been in a terrible accident.  It was life threatening but as of now he is in critical but stable condition.  Each day is one of new hope.  Please keep him in your thoughts & prayers.  I'll check in when I can... Hugs from my heart to yours ~ Loey Stopping in to say hello to everyone & tell you how much I miss you all! My heart is so touched, my dear & wonderful family of friends.  I really appreciate all the love, caring, concern, support, thoughts & prayers from each & everyone of you. I want to let you know my brother in law is well on the road to a full recovery.  He is awake now & there are no signs of brain damage, thank God.  He is still healing & having physical therapy for his bodily injuries with hopes of coming home soon.  It has been a long journey for him & all of us
What Did I Do
Im in fort bliss texas getting ready to head for iraq in a month. The best part i volunteered. My mom always said i was special but i just now realized what kind of special she meant. Seriously I love this army stuff.
So In Love
i am so in love with my sweetie she means everything to me
In Love
When God puts 2 hearts and 2 souls and makes them 1 its a bond for life when 1 breaks the bond 1 will survive and the other will perish without love again dont let that happen stay strong to your soulmate love them no matter what they do that precious bond should never be broken
Roller Babies
Love
how can you really tell when your in love. How can you tell when a person loves you back. Why do the people that you love hurts you. Do you some times feel that love is not real? Do you feel that maybe love is just a word? Love is real. Some times when you try to tell some one how u feel for a person that sometimes it makes no since at all to them but it make since to you. Well I think when your in love with some one your heart fells different its like ur heart has a glow to it and u cant stop thinking about that person at all even if you really try really hard to forget about them but you just cant. You want to hold them all day and all night and you want to kiss them every time you see them and when you do see that person you just want to jump up in down just because your really happy to see them. So is love real or is it just a word?
Short Stories
Musings Of A Crazed Mind
Hung Chow calls into work and says "hey, I no come work today.  I sick! I really sick.  Got headache, stomach ache, my legs and arms hurt.  I no come work today!"   The boss says, "you know Hung Chow, I really need you to come to work today.  When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that ok?"   Two hours later Hung Chow calls into work, "I try what you said and I feel great!  Soon I be at work......You got nice house!" A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra.  The doctor told him that he could not prescribe a double dose.  "Why not?" asked the man.  "Because it's not safe" replied the doctor.  "But I need it really bad," said the man.    "My girfriend is coming to town on Friday, my ex-wife will be in town on Saturday, and my wife is coming in on Sunday!  Can't you see, I need a double dose!"   The doctor finally relented but said, "you have to come in on Monday morning so I ca
What's Up With That???
help anyone know how to change ur IP address on ur computer.using a proxy server to get here but cannot rate or shout or comment or even buy drinks...not even sure it is gonna let me post this What is the deal with all the higher level people helping each other level up? I spend way too much time rating photos and voting mums to really enjoy the fun stuff.If those that are higher levels helped those way down here ,we could all have a good time instead of getting headaches and clicker finger spasms! So when ever u wonder what happened to some of the people that don't come around here much...ask yourself what u did to make their visit here fun.....help when u can...and stop making fun of those who ask....they are only tired not begging!!!!
Are These Funny?
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket." "Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." "And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket." The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" th
Sluts R Us
if you ask me everyone on this shit are sluts and no good man would want want to be with any of you whors
Whats Right
ARE YOU A REVOLUTIONARY ??? DO YOU WANT CHANGE ???   Money is being thrown around while our great nation is driven into the ground while our troops protect our freedom, we sit amongst our own doom So in order to do whats fair, we must first clear the air Take a chair Listen well to a simple idea from a simple man It may not prove too  simple, but it will prove worth something Unless "We The People" as individuals, take control of our own destiny The officials WE put in charge will destroy us and all we have worked for Just by doing what they are told by who's in charge My choice is to work every day of my life for an honest days pay, and the respect and loyalty of others just like me. Our numbers are strong and our convictions are clear. But our right to work, provide and survive is being threatened more and more every day.( or being taken from us) Devoted people impounded for 30 yrs in labors they CHOSE to toil, each day; Now have NO choice but to sit and stare, at the wal
Wills
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you were wrong. Hi Dan!"
Nothingness
This blog is about nothing, thanks for taking the time to browse. ;-)
Hmmm....
the song has played in my head again,its slow tortureous beat...the drum of life seeking out the deadthey're rushing for my soul,sick and twisted is the song,honest to its beat... though only imaginary by realitythe lyrics are coming whole,the rift has formed around the stringsthe song grabbing at my feet...the ears that hear the sound start to bleedeyes only seeing coal,a tune so chilling to grasp my heart,its deadly wonders almost complete...i have to wonder from where it comesthe song most real as the maniacle lyrics flow,the blood hath flowed from the heart's destructive wound,powerful is this songs feat...to bring misery yet to enchantthe bass has dug the hole,the song plays now louder than it ever has,reality within reach...the touch of the tunes dark lipsits mouth an unending goal,striving for the strength of a ballad,whose truth is now complete...i shall carry on the words of its helland place its torch upon the pole,the words i have learned are quite simple,endurence is all i
Respect And Relationships ;)
well let see here , thiis my first one so here it goes,  To start off I dont want people to take this the wrong way but some of these muder fudgers on here dont respect the fact that some people on here are in a relationship and that a lil flirting is just that , A LIL FLIRTING !  It eats me alive to think that azzhole dont seem to respect the sanctaty of a relationship, I here some guys say  "I bet I can do you better ! " , Get a clue ass-clowns , If you could do it better then why are you on here trying to get some ? HMMM ? If you are sooo good then go get your own and dont be a lil assjack and mess up someones relationship just so you can get off .   I know that this is the web but come on people , If your "GAME" is so good then why the f-ck are you on here trying to get somthing ? you can't do it in person ?                              WEAK ASS PUNKS  Now there are a whole lot of us on here to just have a good time and have fun , not trying to see how many booty calls we c
Angel Wing Levelers
Sexeytyler
leborn is my brother i am living with him and i hope he dose not leave the caves and i go to school in canton worley and go caves.
Johnny
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New
i really dont care about points or any of that i just want some comments on some sexy pix. i really just want some opinions. please!!! check me out.   i have some new pics check em out and comment and rate please! sexy new pics of my and my girlfriend. ***NSFW!!*** gimme a comment
Mid-life
6/25/09 - A Sad Day For Our Nation
On June 25, 2009 the US lost a brave soul and true American hero. Of course, you'll never hear of him. If he got mentioned on the news it was only as a statistic...a mere number on a tally sheet. Celebrities and reporters didn't come out of the woodwork to praise him. Nobody made a fake tagged profile in his honor. No one will sell tickets to his memorial service on ebay. No helicopters will follow the progress of his casket. Maybe, if he's lucky some old vet will do his best to play taps by his grave.   You see, he was merely a Firtst Lieutenant killed by an IED in Afgahnistan. But they die every day, so it's no big deal. Maybe if he knew how to moon walk somebody(besides HIS devastated family) would care?
Submissive
I wonder what its like to be... The sexual creature Of every mans dreamsTo do the things that HE wantsTo taste him...To tease him...To give myself fully to him...To let him tie me upTo whip me and make me cry To call me names and punish meTo let him degrade me To be his play toyTo break and shake meTo be at his beck and callAll to fall to my knees and whispher \"I love you.\"
Yours
Taste my PassionFeel my desireFeel my hearts lust filled fireFeel my LoveThis very nightTaste my PassionGaze into my eyesand see my paradiseTouch my heartEmbrace my soulFeel the hunger inside MeThe Hunger for LoveI sit here in the darknessSearching for your intimate lightI watch the candlesblowing in the windTaste my PassionFeel it as the clockstrikes midnightFor I live for the nightand lovemaking after midnightKiss meTouch meTaste my Passionat midnightTaste my PassiontonightAching and lustingfor a loverMy body hungersmy soul cravesI lick my lipshungering for a man to kissto touch, to embrace and caressto feel my sensuality, and taste mypassionate fireaching and lustingwith so much passion and desirefor a loverIts been an eternitysince I have sharedand embraced I'd just like to add...passions of the fleshDesires of the soulsince I have felt the pleasures of intimacy, and lovemakingHungering, Cravingaching and lustingFeed me with your passionEmbrace me with your desireAching and lusting
Sexii Photos
I SHOULD HAVE SOME SEXII PICS UP SOON IF MY MAN PUTS THEM UP THAT IS LOL WELL IF YOU STICK AROUND U MIGHT GET TO SEE THEM (LICKS LIPS)
Profund Thinking
!To my dearest family, some things I'd like to say...but first of all, to let you know, that I arrived okay. I'm writing this from heaven. Here I dwell with God above. Here, there's no more tears of sadness; here is just eternal love. Please... do not be unhappy just because I'm out of sight, Remember that I'm with you every morning, noon and night. That day I had to leave you when my life on earth was through, God picked me up and hugged me and He said, "I welcome you." It's good to have you back again; you were missed while you were gone. As for your dearest family, they'll be here later on. I need you here badly; you're part of my plan. There's so much that we have to do, to help our mortal man. God gave me a list of things, that he wished for me to do. And foremost on the list, was to watch and care for you. And when you lie in bed at night, the day's chores put to flight. God and I are closest to you....in the middle of the night. When you think of my life on earth, and all those
What Kind Of Friend Are You?
I am posting this to all of you to see how many actually read their friends blogs. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a God send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has b
Ramblings Of A Madman
Okay, so it's not *really* serious, but I need advice.   I'm going to a business orientation tomorrow and business casual is the dress attire.  Coming from a blue collar background, I'm oblivious to this term.  From what I understand, it's something along the lines of slacks or khakis and a polo or dress shirt.   Am I thinking the right idea here?  I need input because I have to go out and buy some clothes, since I have zero pants in this area, that fit lol.   Help an idiotic fella out. How can I? Everything around me is crumbling, everyone near me, I push away or hurt.  I'm a plague, that does nothing but eat away at anything I touch.  I feel like people are better off, as I just cause misery.  If you don't want to continue reading, I understand.  I'm not here to entertain, or ask for forgiveness.  I am here, because I have no where else to turn to. Even now, as I type this, it kills me to share my feelings, and know that it only digs the hole deeper as I'm obviously feeling
My Offer
I offer you my heart thought it is slightly bruised. Just do your part to be sure it is not mis-used.   I offer you my love that is full and complete. But please do not shove and make me feel defeat.   I offer you my body for what it is worth. I know it is shoddy and contains too much girth.   I offer you everything that I am with the hope that it is enough. You have shown me that I can stop the pretense of being so tough.   The things that I offer are not worth much but they are the things that I can offer for free. I can offer a loving touch all you have to do is agree.   What I ask for in return may be too much for you to be willing to accept. I may need you to be my crutch but I won't need you to make me feel kept.   I ask to be able to see in your eyes that you have feelings for me. And though it would be the greatest prize unconditional love for me does not need to be.   I know the love that you can provide is much more than I deserve. But bec
Michael Jackson The Joke Of And Jokes Here!
1-  Knock knock. Who's there? Not Michael Jackson anyway...2- as Michael Jackson's body decomposes, the first thing that will rot off will be his nose!!!3- When Michael Jackson arrived at the pearly gates St. Peter looked at him and said, "Beat it!".4- After Farrah Fawcett died she asked God to please save the children. Poof Michael Jackson is dead.5- i heard he died of food poisoning, he ate an 8 year old weiner6- did you know michael jackson is 99% plastic and in his will he asked if he could be melted down and made into lego blocks so finaly kids can play with him??7- WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MJ AND ACNE? ACNE DOESN'T COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOUR A TEENAGER.8- MJ WAS A GREAT MATHMATICIAN. HE KNEW HOW MANY TIMES 50 GOES INTO 12!!! 9- They are not burying Michael Jackson, he is being frozen. He will now be "The King of Popsicles!"10- how do you say michael jackson in chinese? i like em yung11- Hey, did you hear the latest news about Michael Jackson? He's still fuckin
When Best Friends Love
My Vacation In Florida
Application
Copy and paste, and then fill it out………………   Name: Age: Place of residency: Why do you want to fill this out? What do you think about me? What was your first impression of me? Do you still feel that way? Do you wanna kiss me? Do you like to cuddle? If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... or spending the night with me, what would you choose? Pick one word to describe me: What reminds you of me? On our first date, where would you take me? If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... but so was mine and we only had one TV... would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted? If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends? Are you controlling? Are you FUN? Do you fall in love easier than most? Do you have sex? If so how many and favorite positions? Do you get depressed easily? Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite: What do you spend most of your time
Darkness
My mind seems consumed by an inosence that holds onto anger n hurt. The very depths of my being fill with contemplations of suicide. No longer does a smile fill this room with desire to go further into the life that has become nothing more than a darkness within the walls of my very existing and breathing tortured being. My eyes no longer look into the light ahead for it only comes with memories of what I am n used to be. This angel of wings so jagged it can no longer soar the heavens of pureness the ones I so loved. My shatterd halo sits in the corner of my clouded room room shattered to bits no longer glowing. I'm but a fallen being trapped in this darkness that is me, barely recognizable by those whom cross my path n step all over me. My eyes they cry tears of blood that glisten like rubies crushed against my face under the only light I see the moon. It too has forsaken my existance! My lips thirst to be touched n yet the simple thought of this brings pain you'd never want to know.
Tired
Ok so there's always that person who helps u out unconditional of what it may be so long as they to have means to do so. They take u loan u money. And understands when ur down u jst need a simple boost back onto ur feet. Well that's usually me! I help every1 n I had stopped doing it for a while. Now I'm in school n had gotten a grant check to help me n pay for 2nd semester. I paid it n from April to end of June used rest of money for gas in a car I no longer can use mind u if left it with a full tank when parents desided to take it n not let me use it plus paid 50 to have the thing towd cus broke down! I paid for things my man n I did when he got back home cus he was strugglin for a new job, n now isn't barely makin enough to live after his rent. My parents won't help me n now if I dnt get to school ill owe 900in grants back not to mention be completely utterly screwd I'm tired of not being able to lean on any1 when I need help yet always being there for them. I need a job no1 hiring m
Legend Of Dj Stormie
AS OWNER OF RADIO STORM.. I HAVE SPENT A YEAR IN FUBAR TO BOOST UP THIS SITE.. MY RADIO STATION HAS PROMOTED AND SUPPORTED FUBAR IN MANY WAYS.. THE LOUNGES AND FANS AND FRIENDS STORMIE GOT ALONG THE WAY WAS FOR NO OTHER REASON THEN TO SHOW GREAT TUNES AND PUSH ALL TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER WE ALL SHARE SAME LOVE OF GREAT TUNES.. I HAVE SHOWN GREAT SUPPORT AND EVEN POSTED FOR OTHER LOUNGES.. I HAVE SEEN A DOWN HILL SLIDE IN FUBAR DUE TO DJ STORMIE NAME BEING ON LOCK DOWN.. I HAVE TO SAY PLEASE SHOW LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR IF YOU BREAK A RULE ALWAYS FACE THE PROBLEM HEAD ON SINCE YOU DON'T SEE HER AMONG YOU SHE IS STILL PUSHING HER STATION TO NEW LEVELS AND NEVER GIVE UP ON RADIO-STORM LOUNGES PUSH TO BE THE BEST AND NEVER GIVE UP NAMES ARE ONLY A PART OF WHAT RADIO-STORM IS ABOUT IT HAS GREAT DJS WHO TAKE THE TIME TO FLOW THOSE AIR WAVES BRING THOSE FANS TO THESE LOUNGES AND SHOW THE BEST OF SKILLS.. CONTINUE TO BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS AND NEVER LOOK BACK FORWARD AND KNOW WE ALL ARE DOING JUST
A Good Cause
I don't care were you come from, what you look like, what you have done or what might be done. If you are at my side I will die for you. It seems the word is not getting out for the Paitnings for the Fallen. Should I try for the spotlight ? Because this is important to me. Bury all your secrets in my skinCome away with innocence and leave me with my sinsThe air around me still feels like a cageAnd love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage againSo if you love me let me goAnd run away before I knowMy heart is just too dark to careI can?t destroy what isn?t thereDeliver me into my fateIf I?m alone I cannot hateI don?t deserve to have youOoh, my smile was taken long agoIf I can change I hope I never knowI still press your letters to my lipsAnd cherish them in parts of me that savor every kissI couldn?t face a life without your lightsBut all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fightSo save your breath, I will not careI think I made it very clearYou couldn?t hate enough to l
I Love When This Happens
Lyrics to Blame It ft T-Pain by Jamie Foxx Blame it on the Goose (goose) Got you feeling loose (loose) Blame it on Petron ('tron) Got you in the zone (zone) Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the alcohol (fades) (Verse 1) Ay, She say she usually don't But I know that she front Cause shawty know what she want But she don't wanna seem like she easy I hear you saying what ya won't do But you know we probably gon do What you been fening deep inside Don't lie now (Chorus) Girl, What ya drinking Gone let it sink in Here for the weekend Thinking, we can See what we can be if we press fast foward Just one more round If you're down, I'm for it Fill another cup up Feeling on your butt-What? You don't even care now I was unaware How fine you was before my buzz set in (My buzz set in) Blame it on the Goose (goose) Got you feeling loose (loose) Blame it on Petron ('tron) Got you in the zone (zone) Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame
Test!!
Gratitude
Unlocks the fullness of life. it turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance,chaos to order,confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vison for tomorrow..       Was given by a Friend  ty  :)
To *you Know Who You Are* ;)
I love you with what parts of my heart are available! i wish alot of times things whould have went differently!
Important Things
Female genital cutting From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Female genital mutilation (FGM), also known as female genital cutting (FGC), female circumcision or female genital mutilation/cutting (FGM/C), is any procedure involving the partial or total removal of the external female genitalia or other injury to the female genital organs "whether for cultural, religious or other non-therapeutic reasons." The term is almost exclusively used to describe traditional or religious procedures on a minor, which requires the parents' consent because of the age of the girl. When the procedure is performed on and with the consent of an adult it is generally called clitoridectomy, or it may be part of labiaplasty or vaginoplasty.[2]HYPERLINK l "cite_note-2"[3]HYPERLINK l "cite_note-3"[4] It also generally does not refer to procedures used in gender reassignment surgery, and the genital modification of intersexuals. FGC is practiced throughout the world, with the practice concentrated most heavily i
Gratitude
                      Gratitude  Unlocksthe fullness of life. it turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance,chaos to order,confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vison for tomorrow..  thank you all who viewed this.                                                
Poems
  Ex’s You say you like me, then the next time around you say you like my best friend! What is wrong with you? I fell as if my body is just going to shut down in front of you. You ask me to hang out with you but do you show up? No, your out screwing’ some other chick, I hope you burn in hell. You say that your sorry, And you want to get together again, And I say yes to that, And get my heart broken How dumb could I have been? Now I lay thinking of what will happen next? What am I going to do with you? Oh wait there is nothing I can do with you with your lying and cheating I just can’t take it anymore Your gone, out of my life, secluded away From me, Thanks for making my life a living hell. You Are you are the words I keep beneath my heavy breath you are my one last hope when nothing is left you are the razor against my skin you are the cuts upon my jutting hips you are the wrong turn I was never supposed to take you are the strings that mend my
Missing You All!!
I want to thank everyone for helping me with the spotlight......     Now on to normal crap. I have been really busy and I'm not sure how to talk to everyone my first day back .. So here goes Hi, I had a flood in my basement, no worries its all cleaned up My X sister in law is staying with me well her kids are while she parties , I'm annoyed Business is crazy and sorry I haven't been on much Cerri just told me her favorite word is Cunt, I love her for it Seamus was shocked when i hit the accept on marriage thing. Long story but I'm evil Hugh is my best est friend and hes having a bad day , love you Hugh you drunk , hawaiian shirt karaoke singing man Misfit is seriously stalking me...... Witty is my stalker that I know and love Witchie i miss Name is a seagull and loves tits Congrats to swift he has joined me in the non smoking club Someone tell Brain men are stupid I miss you all alot Tell me whats up with you And please if your name isnt above its cause im an as
New Show
Poems
  So very many nights I gaze at the sky above me. And it fills me with a peace that nothing else can give. I know that as long as I have my night sky, I will keep the little sanity I have left. So many nights I wish to be a star in the so peaceful night sky. To take me home where I know I belong. I always know that my place is in the stars.   ~Jes   If we truly were ment to undetstand all things. Do you really think we would call this life? For life as I know it, is beyond our understanding. If we truly understood all things There would be no need for confusion, heartache, and pain. We are human made up of many emotions. And left with no true understanding For one thing can mean something different from the next. We may THINK we understand But truly we get a glimps of the whole understanding. Happiness, pride, and joy something we all think we understand. For we may understand what feelings do to us. But do we truly understand what it does to us all?   ~Jes To tr
Cherokee's Thoughts
Salutes!!
Lots of people asks me to make them salutes, so.. If you want one, just let me know in a comment in this blog, and also let me know if you have any special requests (NSFWs only done in special occasions). And then, when I do salutes I will start at the bottom of this list and work my way up!   Xoxo Annipoo    
Wanna Play A Game??
Hey everyone, I was thinkin today (scary thought, I know) about all the songs that evoke feelings of Love and Hate.  I have a few that make me think of certain people and was wondering what songs do that to all my friends.  I am such a music junkie, that growing up I knew all the words to every song I heard on the radio.  I kinda still do, and prolly could win 'Name That Tune' if I tried hard enough....lol  So I challenge everyone that reads this to add their 2 cents and tell me your favorite Love Song and favorite Hate Song.  I will be posting them here, and I may even tally them to see for myself what songs I really should have in my library.  WANNA PLAY??   Leave yer top 2 (title & artist) in my comments or PM me and we'll see who comes out on top.  I'm not really doing this for points, or have anything to give in return, just curious and don't wanna post a MuMM...too much drama there...lol *hugs & muahz* Kare I'll start the list, so here goes nothin... LOVE SONGS
Want To Get Bombed?
So here it is... i know someone that is taking donations for his CB.. if you give.. he will bomb. Come on go luv him.. you both will get off.  :P   Follow this link   XFACTOR DEPUTY@DAISY'S DUKES LOUNGEhttp://b.pcc1.fubar.com/84/86/3006848/tn_1351942596.jpg">@ fubar
The Somnambulistic Narcoleptic
i need someone who aint distracted by all the vagina in this pearly gated think i am in heaven but yet the torture is hell......groovy slinkys 4 x-mas
Complexity
While sitting in the lounge the other day...bickering with stupid people just to pass time, a comment was made in regards to "closed" profiles.This is something I don't understand. Why close your profile off to friends only? Profiles are there so that you can tell people a little bit about yourself, so people can see if maybe you have some common interests. The chances of meeting someone you would never otherwise meet are increased dramatically if they see that maybe there is some common ground. Some people are shy, some have a hard time finding something to open a conversation with...knowing a bit about you may help them open up those lines. And really...a private profile SCREAMS "leave me the hell alone I'm a very unfriendly person". Not the best first impression a person can make.Now, if you view it from a totally different point of view...when it comes to rating profiles...if you're one who cares about the 'point' system, it's rather hard to rate a profile if you can't see it. Due
Lol Still New At This
I am slowly figurin things out i had an awesome time in the eagles loft last night. you all rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i guess i am figurin this stuff out i am know a grasshopper so thats a good thing. I still confuses me from time to time but dial up make it as slow a greased owl _ u fill it in. i am so confused i dont know were to start first like the blog says i ams still new at this so if anyone has any helpful advice please drop me aline  
Autos On
AUTO 11`S & BOMBING TONGIHT - 1AM EST   OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP I WILL BE RUNNING MY AUTOS ON JULY 8 AT 1AM EST TILL JULY 9TH AT 1AM EST.. COME LEVEL UP ON ME!!! ALSO THE ADDED BONUS... I WILL BE BOMBING ABOUT 130AM EST IF U BLING ME ANYTIME FROM NOW TILL I START BOMBING.., U WILL BE ON MY BOMB LIST FOR TONIGHT ANYONE THAT HAS BOMBS GOING.. CAN U PLS BOMB ME AND I WILL BOMB U BACK I AM TRYING TO LEVEL TO DISCIPLE HELP ME GET THERE.. THANKS
A Poem Written For Me!!!
KISS ME,KISS ME-MY SWEET HOLIDAY OF MY"N-HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS OF THE EVERYLASTING NITE--SHOW ME LOVE,GIVE ME LOVE AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY HEART TO NITE.AM A SOUL FROM A DRIFFERENT TIME MY PASSION WILL SOON PASS BY,IF YOU HOLD ME ONE TIME YOULL WOULD FEEL MY ENERGY GOING THROUGH YOUR LEGS OF YOUR DAY.OUR TIME THAT WE SHARE WILL SOON BE YESTERDAYS,SO LETS US DANCE ON THIS ANCIENT LAKE THAT WILL SOON TAKES US TO THE MIDNITE BRIGHT,I AM THE WATER YOU ARE THE FLOWER THAT GROWS AT MY HEEL,SO CARE NOT TO LOOSE WHAT YOU FEEL----- LETS SWIM TO THE MOON,AS I STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUN STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR,IT WAS THE MOON,IT ASK ME,WHAT HAPPEN?-SO I TOLD THE MOON-I AM MADE OF TIN AND I SEE A RAINBOW JUST LIKE ME AND THEY ASK TO BE LET IN,THEN YOU CAME ALONG WITH A SUITECASE AND A SONG-OH HOW THE SUN COVERS AT US.-------
Scotland
Post June 30th
We have been looking forward to the historic day in the Iraq War of June 30th for a long time. I’m sure a lot of people have been also. A major change was put out for us prior to the day. Leading up, our platoon had been running daily and nightly “joint” patrols throughout Baghdad. The night before June 30th, four soldiers from our brigade were killed and we ourselves don’t know all the details. Everything around us leading up to the 30th had a spike in violence and we expected to be quite busy on the day of the turnover. On June 30th, an order was put out for US troops to refrain from rolling out of the wire and into sector. Instead, we stood by ready to roll on QRF (quick reaction force) in case Baghdad turned upside down. I will say this until my dying day but the Iraqi Army is good for their people. I would not have them patrolling our streets in America. But they know their people better than we do, so I say they are more than ready. They feel they are r
My Hubby's Family
Song Says It All. Peace
Travis Tritt Best Of Intentions :I had big plans for our futureSaid I'd give you the whole world somehowI tried makin' good on that promiseThought I'd be so much further by nowNever could build you a castleEven though you're the queen of my heartBut I've had the best of intentions from the startNow some people think I'm a loser'Cause I seldom get things rightBut you make me feel like a winnerWhen you wrap me in your arms so tightPlease tell me you will rememberNo matter how much I do wrongThat I had the best of intentions all alongI gave you a ringAnd I promised you thingsI always thought we'd doBut my best-laid plansSlipped right through my handsTo show my love for youAnd if you could read my heartThen you'd know without exceptionIt was all with the best of intentionsI gave you a ringAnd I promised you thingsI always thought we'd doBut my best-laid plansSlipped right through my handsTo show my love for youAnd if you could read my heartThen you'd know without exceptionIt was all with
Newbie
Yea..I am the new guy on the block just chillin in sunny and hot Baghdad. This is new to me and I am lookin forward to meeting new people.
Stupid People
Wtf!?!?!?!
Ok, so I've had some recovery time after this weekend. I was so exhausted last night, I had a friend over and fell asleep. Anywho, I've been trying to motivate myself to write this blog even though it won't be very long.  Friday night after working all night. I had to pick up a trip at a bar downtown. I pull up to Intermission and wait. Five guys come out carrying one guy toward my cab.. I already know this won't end well for me.   They put him in the back. He doesn't speak English. Luckily I speak Spanish, but he wasn't understandable in ANY language. I tell him if he needs to puke to get it in the trash can. This was a waste of breath.   I didn't make it to the end of the block before *blahgahjg;agak* "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Puked all up in my cab. I was so pissed! *Blaghaghaghagahga!* "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm just trying to hurry up and get him to his street. His shitbag friends just threw him in my cab and left him to die and me to clean up after it. I was continuously trying to g
Adopt A Stoner Auction!!
AUCTION SAT. OCTOBER 1ST @ 6PM EST U CAN'T MISS IT!!!!ADOPT A STONER!!!!WELCOME TO FUBARLOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS ??U CANNOT MISS THIS!!!~ SECRET SMOKERZ SOCIETY ~THERE IS NO OTHER LOUNGE LIKE US...COME CHECK US OUT!!!(repost of original by 'DJ BONZI FuENGAGED TO DJ DIGGER AT S3RADIO' on '2010-09-13 11:44:55')    
Naming My Puppy
Lyn's Lounge
I'm brand new so give me time to learn this site!!!!
Rockstar Energy Drink
Please join my in boycotting Rockstar energy drink. I have been a huge supporter of this product, untill I found out who is behind it. Michael Weiner, aka Michael Savage: Anti-gay, Anti-lesbian, ultra-conservative radio-talk show host and co-inventor of Rockstar Energy Drink. Wow Is this who you want to support? I have since switched to monster energy drink. They are owned by Hansen juice and distributed by Coke. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Offline For A Little Bit!
Yes, I Am Insane
Just so much! So much pain! So much hate, anger, lust, love. Passion hidden. Life lost. Love not found. Everything wanted and it's at your fingertips that retract. Always wanted, but fear holds us back. Even me. I am scared. I am petrified of losing.  I am petrified of winning. Letting go. Life still spins. The search stops yet still goes on. So CLOSE!!! So far away. Is this to be it? So many ages passed. It's all gone, but infront of my nose. Chasing shadows in the dark. Where are they? Looking for the contrast of white on white.  I see it, but where is it? Time still slipping. Gotta catch it. Have to catch time. Have to find the shadow. Can't see the white........... You can't see the white because you're not supposed to.  You're not supposed to find the shadow. The answer is in the rant, let go.  There is no spoon. There is no secret, there is no secret ingredient. There is nothing but everything. You're not supposed to get it. Life is chasing shadows in the dark. The only real que
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“Love is when your mouth has no need to move to make her happy because your heart is beating, and that’s all that matters.”
God Damn Dogs
He tore up blinds. He broke every glass ting in the house. He jumps on the counter when theres food on the stove. Hes a dumb dog???? Any oppinons?
Broken
Its been over a year & I still hurt, heart still aches & body still yearns...when will the feelings die?  They say time heals all wounds but how much time...?  I've moved on with friends, I've moved on with lovers, and I'ved moved on with with my life.  But still I wake in the still of night reaching out to a memory that will never be again!  I try not to visit places where I might encounter a confrontation.  The few times I had the opportunity I walked away making no eye contact.  I try not to remember the good times and only concentrate on the bad.  It still does me no good.  I still look for the car when I go anywhere...I still look for the face in a crowd...I still cry myself to sleep.  All the could of's, and would of's, and should of's never leave my subconscious.  I try not to dwell on the whole situation because I cannot change it, but in the loneliness of my soul, I am broken! To make a bad situation worse... I found the pictures of a happier time.  A place and time in my
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The Beast
Moving!! :d
Well 3 more weeks left, and down to Delaware I go!! It will be interesting to see how much has changed since I last lived there.. Well It Ought To Be Fun!! ;)
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Psalm 23 A psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, he restores my soul. He guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever.
A Little More
I have quite a predicament. I have been seeing this guy, friends with benefits type, you know the deal. anyways it has been about 7 years or something like that. I have never had feelings like that for him in all this time. but all the sudden, i cant get him out of my mind. i dont think he even thinks of me in that way at all, like more than friends.. its just bugging me. dont know what to do about it, i dont wanna ruin what we do have, cause its good, really really good, i guess theres never such a thing as no strings is there?
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tammy must be a lil sensitive about her looks, but i still like her because before someone came along and told her the truth she had hope for goodlooks...she can still get it but it might be hrd if she is worried about what others think... your life is yours my 1 aint gonna kil no one... there is a reason the one is there so the winners won honestly and not have the whole world lie to their face. if fubar did not want us to be truthfull the scale would have started at a six. i just got on here with yall for something to do..... are you really upset i gave you a one or two. then dont put the fuckin picture up for rating if you cant handle the rate. it asked me to rate a pic and i aint gonna be the one to lie and say you look good or i like the pic when i dont. so before you put yourself out there think if you really want to hear the truth or not.. rate me a one a two i dont care as long as you aint lying or taking it personal. thanks for the revengfull one and oh right on for that two..
Mistakes
IWROTE THIS BLOG A WHILE BACK IN THE MISDT OF GREAT PAIN AND SUFFERRING, I WROTE WHERE I WAS AT AT THE TIME. I AM MUCH GREATER NOW, BUT YOU CAN NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAM FROM IF YOUR GOING TO BE INTENT ON THE FUTURE AND ITS CHANGE! In this part of my life, i realize that i have made an incredible amount of mistakes. Honestly, not knowing what i was doing. It is true that i am very intelligent, but when your lost in a maze, puzzling to figure out your way, situations arise that can be very damaging. Things in life have led me to try to make a better life for myself. Emotions get caught up in moments that bring contentment, peace, rest, and the finding of newness. It is very possible to become so lost that you really forget good judgement. Your sight can become so cloudy and  so mystical, that  you could be in a moment that is surreal.  I  think what happened to me was my mind took an alternate way of thinking just to survive. Trauma, will do that to you. It will cause one to just make
I Just Don't Freaking Get It..lmao!
What in the fuck is going on??? People want to pay fake money ( fubucks ) for something that people bought that actually cost real money???? OMFG I am cracking up....Do people really do that on here swap fucking stupid computer made shit  they bought for real money and stupid stuff only used for this site for fucking fake ass fu money.....please tell me this isnt so.......
Me Goddamnit Me
so its about me im 25 been married twice if that scares you i dont care its not my falt  that men are assholes to me and i only find the roughten ones lol  im trying to do the best i can i stayed with one for 8 years getting mah ass beat . and the other 6 years with him acting like a woman and saying he had a headake when it came to sex so i dont think i look bad so idk what his problem was but enough bout that i like to hunt hike play ball shoot pool and just hang out like real folks i hate fakers players and hters of all kinds so if you are any of the above dont even try it  but as for the rest lets just have lots of fun ????????
Ladydiva6966
Is it just me,or does it seem  like now  that Michel Jackson is dead,everybody all of a sudden has sooooo much love for him?   I mean,where was all this love when he was mutilating his face?Or when his last record Invinsible flopped?If you ask me,these so called friends need to hang their heads in shame because it appears that none of them was around when Mr. Jackson needed them the most.It just seems to me that  if they all truly loved him when it counted,he might just  still be alive.Well,that's my ten sense.What's yours?
Why Are People Emo
3 Years
Friday will mark the 3 year anninversary of my dad dying.  It has never been easy on me being the last of 4.  I spent my life with him when my mom and dad divorced, so this makes it even harder. He and I did alot together, and they say it gets easier as the time passes.  To that I say bullshit, it has not gotten any easier.  It still hurts as much now as when I heard the news and seen him on the stretcher.  The day we buried him I had amazing grace (his favorite song) played at it but the version I had played was on the celtic bagpipes.  Try listening to that WITHOUT shedding one tear!!  So as the days get closer to that date, I get more and more distant. If that certain someone that I hurt for some chance happens to see this, I am very sorry for what I did, time is to short not to tell that someone one last time "I love you".  I never had that chance with my dad......
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Demented And Tortured Souls Of Glassious Helio
demented souls run about and slash at the very existence of man kind in an effort to alter there existence of pure pain and torture of there very souls. The escape they find is not of freedom but of bondage, bondage to there master of which there is no escape and such fall to the ground with thousands of other hopeless demonic beings only to rise up again from there moment of rest to forever endure the pain, torture and torment that awaits them for being being an honored but wasted existence. Congratulations you are one of The Demented and Tortured Souls of Glassious Helio
Fantasy Reality
OMG! WOW! FINALLY! I have waited so long for this. O where do I start. hold on baby let me get that for you. just go sit down cuz tonight its gonna b all bout U. wait let me take off ur boots yea i know but thats ok dis is about you all for u. O yeah u noticed, yeah I told you I was gonna start back working out I know u didn't believe me, o u really think its lookin good n tight yeah baby did it all 4 u! but nuff bout me tonight is bout you. i got a nice bath waiting for you food is ready yeah didn't know what you were in the mood for so i fixed everything! yeah looks like a freakin feast huh. o dats cool go head baby i know ur hungry just wash up for dinner. WOW! been so long, can't help starin at you WOW! ok ok im gonna eat i try to stop staring. just been waiting so long now that wait is over. please finish i try to stop watchin you. so r u tired i know it was a long trip back o sorry i can't help it ok ok...hmmm let me help you with that better yet just stand there i will undress y
Delberta Bound
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Your name:Megan Marie TrustyOldest/youngest/or middle sibling:youngest middle childYour dad's name:John David Trusty-HaskettWhat kind of phone do you have?verizonFavorite type of music:Country and Melodic Death MetalHow many pillows do you sleep with?as man as I can get my paws on, but usually just two.What do you find most of in your room?mismatched socks or wires...How many piercings do you have?3 *ears are guaged to 1/4 inch, then my tongue*Who is your neighbor across the street?Rena and DavidDo you dye your hair?never have Own a pair of skinny jeans?um, ew, now lolHow many cell phones have you owned?2What were you doing this morning at 8am?taking the dogs outsideWhat are you wearing?wifebeater, bra, jammie pants, and socksAre you mad at anyone right now?kinda...Last person to send you a text?JeannineHow many different drinks have you had today?water, tea, milk, and ummmmm...... pink raspberry lemonade Do you draw your name in the sand while your at the beach?not mine noWhat are y
Beautiful Poems Written By Others
Black RosesYou gave me roses,But they weren't red.You swore to me freedom,But the promise was dead.You abandoned me here,Just to make me cry,Do not act innocent,Should  I ever die...You gave me roses,But they weren't white.You stole my whole heartAnd left me with spite.You turned my heart black,Empty and cold,And my days grow darkerThe older I grow.....You gave me roses,
Baby Mama Drama
Baby Mama Drama
Time to start new fresh life has been crazy if you been down wit me then all of ya understand Im still around and have much appreciation for all who has been there you know who you are 
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Hellrazer
hey whats up peeps and family what a weekend
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Nilla Made Me
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question.  (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you
Being Married...
I jsut wanted to say that I waited until I was 31 to finally get married and all I have to say is WOW!  It is nothing like shacking up!  It is so much better - I hate to souhnd like a cheezeball....but I love being married. 
Love
thank you for all over your blog come see me  aget love u self all was
Time To Play The Game!
~ Acid_Induced_FairyTale~     this person led me to believe that she wanted a real realationship, and told me that she wanted to spend all the time in the world togethor, well i made the time, on the first day i saw her, stupid me gave her a 100 to help her pay a bill and right after that, i was blown off. left hanging, etc..you do the math, so everyone pass this along,here is another prime example DTA!!!! DON'T TRUST ANYONE YOU DON'T KNOW... hows it feel to have your true self put out there for the world to see? hurts don't it It's time to play the game Time to play the game! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha It's all about the game, and how you play it All about control, and if you can take it All about your debt, and if you can pay it It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it... I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am control, no way you can change me I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me I am the pain, and I know you can't take me Look over your shoulder, ready to ru
Scorpio Sex
SCORPIO October 24 - November 22Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. This basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.FAVE POSITION:Anything, as long as it gets them off!BEST SEX TOY:Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boysSCORPIO MALE IN BEDHis sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumor that the Scorpio man is the most s
What The Hell......
 I just want to scream everytime someone pisses me off. Why do some guys have to be such asses?
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Loved
  My hart and soul has lost the flames that make me want life love singing happiness I have gone into this place that has not feelings of good or bad no happiness no real lafter I want to cry all the time yet not even a single tear has fallen. I have ran as fare as I could till my legs became useless still I fell a may never come back to the world and see it like I once did I fell all the bad tings in my live all the hate I have for any thing I hate all the times I threw my what around stepped on people and just cased them hart ache I now swim in all that I think a sewer plant has less stench flowing from it them my soul dose I have died inside theirs not a breath of happiness left in me that I can fell have death has found me butt left me in a place worse then death my own self pity. Maybe I will have this  back I can fell all the happiness I once felt before.
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Grandma Williams
Happy belated Birthday Grandma. You are still so much a part of my life. Every day, you live through me as I work, baking desserts, pies, cheescakes, brulee's. There was no one more special to me than you. Your word was law. If you were displeased, dammit, I changed. I remember Lasagna on Thanksgiving, Fried Chicken on Christmas, and those Christmas cookies. God, you would think that Kroger sold their entire stock. She would bake for days only keeping some for herself and mostly her guests. She gave out trays of cookies to the church, health groups, family. The greatest compliment I took from your funeral was when Junior said he felt like family when he began recieving trays of your cookies each Christmas. I should have known that last Christmas when you didn't bake, that you knew. And it would be our last together. I have tried to keep the tradition up since you have been gone, using your recipies. The fig nut pinwheel is not right, i will keep working on that. After four long years o
Thanks For Being My Army
I never meant to start getting sick like I did 5 years ago I didn’t ask to be frustrated and sick every single day All the pain that I go through I thank GOD every day that you don’t have to go through And every night I may not be on my knees praying but I GOD knows That the pain im going through has a purpose even if im not sure what it is I will keep on bearing this pain until reality sets in and I fall to the floor Open my eyes and the pain will hurt no more I will get up strong as knowing I won the battle between my life and death And I will throw my hands in the air and praise you like I never have before And I will stop on the ground and say you had me for all those years held down with the Chains of hatred, anger, mistrust, anguish, and rage, OH SUCH RAGE and HATERED And I will scream at the top of my lungs now who’s next ive been through it all I refuse to let you take anyone in this world from where they are meant to be I’m fully equipped no
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Levelling
Once again I levelled tonight - with the help of some very lovely people on here - and now the usual if you helped me level over the past 24 hours please rate and comment this blog as soon as so I know who to return the love to - after all if it wasnt for you lovely peeps I would still be considering deleting :D lol     ONCE AGAIN LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS TO ALL THOSE THAT HELPED OK so tonight I levelled to Henchman - yay - basically this blog is to thank you all for your great help and rates and comments and friend adds etc - if you are one of the ones that helped me level - please leave a comment on this blog so that I know who to rtf to - also please bear with me if I take time to get back at you..       Once again THANK YOU ALL xxxxxx
Funny Stuff
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, " Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immdiately falls absolutely silent... In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair --- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat. 2. The boucer is a blond girl. 3. I'm a 6 ft tall, 175lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.  5. The lady to your right is a blond and a professional westler.  Now, think about it seriously, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times"..... 
In The Beginning...
Ant the Rant of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I sit and watch you front reckless, like third-person perspectives. S-A-double-V - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: I stunt like X-Games, and X you off my checklist... eat a formidable brain for breakfast. My curricular is extra, so check this... my flow is terrorist, hit you where it's least expected. The stratagem, like a nail-bomb... but way more reckless, exploding in every direction. I wear a wrecking ball, as pendant and necklace. Try to snatch my pride and get embarrassed and disrespected... aggression - fuel for my erection. Demolish the facade and resurrect it, lace up game and teach lessons. How do you stop it, if you can't defend it? I rig examples, like presidential elections. I'm a tattoo surrounded by millions of freckles... a grand master who's never been bested. Your antics lack direction, like a chicken runnin' headless. How can you reap success, if the expense has never been accepted? My crew's amused by you
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King Tut Exhibit. Only Not
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=370193229&albumId=1134525&authKey=N1kDpmMp8iXn1e7Klq01cbJpngaBReerup0YDtzALZ93DtpF5ZVvEh1Cou77MU5KX05xLQXsj3lsI0QkGRY96LB4tbXzXmwvM0lMRPrxsaQ%3d I went to the Children's Museum today to see the King Tut exhibit. You know that golden sarcophagus of him? The ads show it, the commercials show it. Only... it's not there. The only Tut stuff is a chair, some statues of wives and canopic jars. There IS a small Ramses II golden face. But the actual King Tut golden sarcophagas? NO. Which kind of made me mad. I mean talk about false advertising! Geez. Don't get me worng, the stuff that was in the exhibit was pretty, but it's called King Tut. I mean, the King isn't there! LMAO. Just a warning for anyone in Indy or someone who wants to see it. I also saw Dino exhibit and Star Wars. Now let's be clear that the Star Wars is based off Clone Wars. Yeah. The worst film out of them all. Plus the cartoon part on Cartoon Netwo
Auction
I am up for auction again...please show how much you love me click the link to go to place your bid   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1393370&albumid=1756249&i=408695348&idx=2#408695348 here is what I am offering:   owned by in name for a month rate/fan/add/crush and added to family for one month linked to in profile 1 SFW salute rating 10's during Happy Hour if VIP is offered 100 11's a day Cash bids will get all of the above plus 1 NSFW salute added to yahoo messenger daily gift keep shitfaced blog pimp-out special daily comments made just for you   Do you love me???      
Blocking !
Can someone PLEASE tell me why some people get on here and say they are your friend and then when you are not on line an for no reason the block you ? If you wasn't messing with someone elses man you wouldn't have a problem ! It was real childish to talk shit about me then block me ! But you know what ? Computer's can find alot of things ! Some people are so dumb and don't realize who they are messing with . Why don't you go find your own man and leave the takin one's alone . Stop trying to make friends an then blocking them .
Rum Runner
ok the way it works is You go to Heartistic Soul and on her page click FuPal now each tankard of Rum is 500 fubux   you enter the amount ex: 2 tankards is 1000 fubucks   then in the message you write   2 Tankards of Rum for New Patriot Id number 2298261   Then please let me know if you do so I may rate some pics for you or something like that...   Thanks
Tears Of An Angel
Tears fall down her cheek, Like pouring rain, she cant believe You have gone away, her safe place is now gone, Oh how she will miss the safety.. And love of Your embrace, she only has one person to blame, her selfness pushed You away, Sorrow and sadness tears through her heart, Like a knife to her soul... her wings are torn and tattered, she reaches out to touch Your hand... But all she feels is the coldness of the air... Caressing over her hand where Yours once was, she lets out a sigh and lowers her head, The tears fall and stain her pale cheeks, she buries her face within her hand,
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7/6/09
Virgilene Greeter@Classicshttp://b.pcc1.fubar.com/50/10/2250105/tn_4277126023.gif">@ fubar Today is oldest bday 18!!  graduated HS and going to college Stayed home today, was feeling sick so why not make it a 5 day weekend!!
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Love
I love the though of seeing two people in love that is something so amazingI think about love everyday. is she in love?how can I show her my love. What makes her smile? Now I think to myself on why do you love the thought of something I'll never get back?you are too old my friend, A life without love is life without a partner that you can laugh with, cry with, fight with love in the afternoon with. Love is your partner for life not the moment. you have lost love my friend   Psycho~Sexy
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Leveling Advice
LEVEL 1 First thing, get your maximum allowed pic count loaded, this is a way for people to help you grow points. Also, get out there! click people, rate their pics...you score when you rate...  Make sure you Rate, Fan then Add so the other person gets the benefit of max points. Identify someone, and find something to talk about, ask for advice or whatever...biuld a relationship...go to a lounge, great place o talk to someone...gradually you can ask questions about how to advance, or level up.
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Rattings
Well here it is,     I personally think that this ratting shit has to go, I've heard plenty of bullshit from fu~users about my rating on your pictures!! I think SOME pictures do suck, Get over it you ass holes.. I gon't give a shit if I get a 1 or 2 ratings!!      Send your message to the ass hole who can up with the Idea of 1 to 10 rattings. Some of you DEFINATLY look like shit, I know I don't look that good but hell I'm not bitching about it!! I don't send other ass holes to get back at me for you.. Be who you are and face the fuck'n fact.      I rate what I see, Blurry,fadded,bright snap shots,Internet pictures,Cheep shots and dark shots pictures they get rated from 1 to 8.. Oh and also on the looks. LMFAO some of the pictures looks like Ugly!! Yellow Teeth, Missing tooth!!! Hell If you want a better ratting from me you know what to do!!!!     9 and 10 Ratting are the clear and well you know where I'm going with this.. So say all the bullshit you want to say and block me, I personal
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#10 Lately sits at the computer naked. # 9 After signing off she always has a cigarette. # 8 Has a giant rubber inflatable disk drive. # 7 In the morning the computer screen is all fogged up. # 6 She has gotten amazingly good at typing with 1 hand. # 5 She makes sarcastic remarks about your software. # 4 Lipstick on the mouse. # 3 During sex she screams "A colon backslash enter insert" # 2 The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties. # 1 The fax file is filled with pictures of some guys ass.  
My Sexy Babygirl~
He never knows the sins for which I'm atoning. His one question gets all the information he needs."Have you been a bad girl?"Though I'm sometimes unclear why, I always know somewhere deep inside myself that yes, I've been a very bad girl, and I desperately need to be punished for it.We've met like this several times now, and the pain gets more and more intense with each visit. Tonight was the last night before he had to go out of town for a ten day business trip, and I was more than a little wary of the evening's possibilities. He showed up at the door around seven, and I didn't see him carrying anything. This is because, I later realized, I didn't look hard enough. We sat on the couch for a while and chatted about upcoming events, recent shows, excellent movies - the usual things people chat about. Skeleton Key drifted around the room through the smoke from my clove, and I was beginning to feel relaxed. The atmosphere was light, and we were trading tasteless jokes. Before I'd even rea
Why
Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path GOD laid for me. I took his hand when I heard him call I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks undone must stay that way. I found that peace at close of day. If my parting has left a void Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss ah, yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with time of sorrow I wish you sunshine of tomorrow. My lifes been full, I've savored much, good friends, good times a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief, don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and share with me GOD wanted me now; He set me free. Everyday I waken just to see you, frozen speechless unknowing            what to do. My heart went to you in fear, just to let my soul tear. I pray that I find in you is found in me, the very special thing that              can set you free. jus
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Women
Why do u give a women everthing in the world and treat her  like a queen and. Then they cheat on u anyways.....
Want Do I Need To Do
Some Of The Best Lyrics Ever Written.
S.O.J.A.  Soldiers Of Jah Army - True Love Just like the land that bear the name Africa,Love is on my mind.It's for everyone no matter where you're from,Love, it cross all lines.Like the feeling of all the seasons changing,Love is memory And in these last days, when iniquity blazing,Truth Love Speaks.Chorus:I need true loveDo you know what you mean to meDoes it show as I live and I breathIn the valley of the shadow, I know you'll be.I defense, I conquer deathI conquer the enemy (envy).What is love really if it only affects, one aspect of life?That's like a musician who only accepts, his own musical type.That's like a preacher who only respects sunday morning, and notsaturday nightThat's how a soldier can come to reflect,that Love is more than a man and a wife.ChorusIn a time of plenty, Jah gonna keep I strong.Things get how and I keep cool, yeah,Jah gonna keep me strong.When InI cup is empty,Jah gonna keep I strong.When InI cup is full, yeah,Jah keep I from their temptation. =======
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Tomorrow
Just giving you all heads up.. tomorrow I will be a mess and the next few days... you probably won't want to talk to me.. I am going to break down and probably crying all day...My daughter goes back home tomorrow.. her two weeks here visiting me is over tomorrow. And it is already killing me.. I have swallowed so many tears so she won't see me crying so much.. but thought I would give you all heads up. I might be even more fucked up than I already am. I don't know when I will see her again. So, I am really sorry ahead of time.   Cassie.
Just Because I Can
HER TOUCH TAKES MY BREATH AWAY HER KISS IS THAT OF ANGLES SINGING IN MY EAR THE WAY I LUST FOR HER IS THAT OF A DRUG ADDICTION I LOVE THAT FEELING OF LUSTFULNESS AND THE WAY SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM THE ONLY MAN ALIVE SHE IS THE MOST BEAUITFUL WOMAN ALIVE AND I CANT EVEN FEEL HER NEXT TO ME
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Manual & Memoirs Of A Master. A Blog For Lifestylers By Marq
Cover Page Herein contains a culmination of experience, information, and opinions on all things concerning the lifestyle of B.D.S.M. This work is a labor of love that was started over four years ago, and has since amassed a considerable amount of chapters. It contains over a decade of personal experience and analysis of nearly every topic associated with my life style. This cover page will be used as a contents section, containing the links of all the chapters posted in My blogs. Let it serve as a navigation guide for easy referencing to any subject, as dictated by the chapter headings. I thank you for your interest, time, and curiosity, enjoy! Contents: Forward: Memoirs of a Master Chapter 1a: B.D.S.M. Acronym Examined. Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M. Foreword:Memoirs of a Master The intentions of this book are to allow me to communicate my Maledom perspective concerning B.D.S.M. This is not to discount, or overlook Fem
Who's Bein Scammed?
My original account screen name was Ravinglunitic.   That account was closed on me by Fubar on the 3rd.   Reason for closing, I appeared to be a scammer...   Whats the deal, plain and simple, i started surfing using a proxy.  Apparently the proxy address I was using cross referenced with a scammers addy, my account immediately deleted... At least thats what Im able to gather from Scrapper between "read my blog".   So, there's 6 months of fulife errased with no warning, gone.   There is no mention of proxy addys anywhere in the terms of use and if they actually reviewed the accounts before deleting they would see I was not who they thought.    Thanks a ton fu and scrapper....  I appreciate having all that taken from me for BS reasons.  
Lazy Men
I crawled out of my seat and retrieved a pair of blankets from the overhead bin. The cabin was silent and dark, the flight attendants busy in the galley.I sat down next to Scotty and handed him one. Scotty chuckled softly, drawing me back onto his lap. "Good idea". Scotty pulled the blanket around us and worked at the buttons on my blouse. I stared up into your eyes. Suddenly I felt a bit light headed. I think we need more privacy, I whispered. Ill meet you in the bathroom. Wait for a minute or two and then come back. I rebuttoned my blouse and crawled off of you, then tiptoed down the aisle. I wasn't afraid, and that's what surprised me the most. I had spent years being fearful of one thing or another. maybe it was the alcohol, or the altitude- or simply the man himself. But I knew exactly what I wanted-no doubts, no insecurities. A few seconds later Scotty knocked at the door. I opened it without hesitation. I was going to have this man, here and now. And I was determined I wouldn't
Liars N Cheats On Fubar Oh My!!
It amazes me how many people on the net live several lives~~you have "THE SUCESSFUL MILLIONAIRE" Oh baby I'll cange your life 4ever and give you the world~~ Then you have "MR ROMANCE" Baby I don't have much, but my heart 4u will be more than you will ever need ( yet their heart is all over the place) Then you have your "MR IM SINGLE AND LOOKING 4 MY SOULMATE" Oh baby you are perfect 4 me and you are all I need in my life, yet they are telling that samething to 10 others lol Or the BEST  one yet " THE ONES WHO HAVE 4 SCREEN NAMES and play 4 differnt people on them" Can we say Sybil? LMAO This isn't me capp'n on men~~Trust me women are worse!! Women tell men daily "I LOVE YOU" Then @ night they are in bed w/ theyre husbands~~ Are people on the net that desprate 4 attention, addicted 2 lying, bored, needy, or just game players that bad that they have to toy w/ peoples emotions??? I feel 4 the FEW people who are honest, continue to be honest that will shine thru~~ Bull shit ALWAYS SME
Passin Me By
If you think life is hard..wait til you grow up and your kids are all gone. Time is just passin me by.I didnt realize how hard it would be til my babies had grown and slowly leaving me. So, now is my time to renew myself and show the world I am on top, I am still sexy, I love my life. Come say Hi.....
Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places
I am lonely and looking for love in every site i can. i drive a truck across country. not many chances to meet someone to fall in love with. am i doing wrong. don't i deserve love. any comments or suggestions.
Long-distance
Bonnie * R.i.p.
I lost a dear close friend and the world has lost a beautiful person.  Her family, her Husband of 28 yrs and their three children have lost a very loving, kind, so proud of them Mother! We met in 1981, my father had been transfered to Ft. Rucker, AL. I was a junior in HS and Bonnie's family was our neighbors.  We were the same age and became insperable, she had lost her mom when she was very young, her Evil Stepmom was just that.  Bonnie practically lived with us and even called my parents MOM and DAD! It was great because I was an only child, I now had a Sister.  We spent every weekend at Panama City Beach, FL.  It was 90 min. drive but we knew some short cuts and with Radar Detector, we made it in an hour!  Her older Sister lived there and we could stay as long as we wanted! We moved into a one BR tiny apt right after school. Money was tight, but we could get fruit cheap, being so close to FL and the things we learned to make with mac and cheese an tuna!!!  That was short lived tho
*shocker* Fu Only About The Money! Lol
I actually find it somewhat reassuring to know that in this age of bailouts, cover-ups, excuses and apologies, one organization can be counted on to brazenly and unashamedly be ALL ABOUT THE MONEY!   THANK YOU FUBAR!!!   It is nice to know that we can count on FU to NEVER respond to a single glitch-report we file,...never to listen when hundreds, nay, thousands comment on blogs about changes they would like to see,...never have a bouncer in the lounge give offer a single piece of useful assistance. (I always love the "it's just a glitch" response when I complain about disappearing friends requests or pictures I have moved to new folders never to actually apear in those folders).   But lest we wrongfully assume FU is just sitting around doing nothing, be sure to notice the revolving door of new bling and the BRILLIANT changes to the notificaitons we get when comments are left on our pictures now.  What a useful change!  Before, when we moused-over the "new photo comment" notification,
California Love Story
I got this in my email today and cracked up lol check it out. Hope you like lol. A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After great sex she spent the next hour rubbing his Testicles, something she loved to do. As He was enjoying it he asked her, why do you love doing that? Because, she replied I miss mine. Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it. lol  
Mumm Within A Blog Hehehehe
Mumm Within A Blog Hehehehe
Warning !!!!! This is a test of the EMERGENCY BLOGGING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!   The writer of this blog is trying to see if he can comment in "said blog"   this is just a test .....................................beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep   if this had been an actual emergency ,you would have been asked to bend over and kiss your arse goodbye  :O:O         ok ,after being dared ,by a few of the sexy mummettes ,i just want to see who amongst the "lady mummers" has me on their "to do lists".i am sorry ,that this is pretty much a "hot or not " blog ,but i am just curious .don't be afraid to say "helllllll no you aren't " ,you won't hurt my e-feelers at all .don't be afraid to let me know though if i am on your list :D :D  hehehe . well that being said ,let the mayhem insue ............... Well ,i was s
Last Thoughts
A woman whom I never met, Lived in a land I never knew. How could I know what love is? Yet, I do, I do, I do! The woman I never met, Was real and proud and strong; Her eyes were deeply set, And she could sing a song. And she could make a joke, And laugh when in the mood; But long before she spoke, I guessed her solitude. The woman I never met, A shadow in my mind; I saw her silhouette, But will I ever find, That shadows can come alive, Making my dream complete? But then will she arrive, The woman I've yet to meet? All my days alone, And all my nights it seems; I have known a woman unknown, Who shares my secret dreams. But still my dream one seems to hide, When really she should be at my side. The woman I never met Is half a world away; She may not find me, yet I'm waiting for the day. The day I go out to meet The woman I've never met.
The History Of Eddie Guerrero
Eddie Guerrero, born Eduardo Gory Guerrero Llanes (October 9, 1967 – November 13, 2005) was an American professional wrestler of Hispanic extraction. Born into a legendary wrestling family, Guerrero managed to maintain the storied Guerrero family legacy. Through the 1990s, he had a distinguished career, working for every major professional wrestling promotion in the United States during that period: Extreme Championship Wrestling, World Championship Wrestling and World Wrestling Entertainment.Guerrero's in-ring character was that of a crafty, resourceful wrestler who would do anything to win a match. His famous mantra became "Cheat to Win." Despite being a heel for much of his career, he became extremely popular because of his charisma and the fact that his character seemed to largely be a reflection of himself.Throughout his career, Guerrero encountered various substance abuse problems outside of wrestling, including alcoholism and an addiction to pain killers. His problems outs
My Love, I Am Sorry I Hurt You......
I am sorry to hurt your feelings my loveI should have kept my promises as I have told youBut I don't know the reason why I did wrong to youI felt sad when I show your tears rolling on your cheeksI know you are very upset over meand don't want to talk to me eitherIf you feel that I had hurt you by unpleasant wordsthen please forgive me and accept my sorryDo not stop talking to me my love If you do so, my heart will burst into thousand piecesYou know how much I am in love with youand without you my loneliness will take me to hellAlways, there is a special place in my heart for youwhere my love for you is so passionate and trueNo one can melt my heart like you donor clutch my soul to give me new life like youMy love, please talk to me again and I promise your love in my life will be pleasant until my end    
Why?
you know i consider myself to be a pretty good person, yet i seem to always find myself hurt, or broken. Im tired of letting someone in just to have them kill me slowly from the inside out. Im tired of all the lies and the "i love yous"....do yourself a favor and live and let die..like they say, often its the most deserving people who cannot help loving the one that destroys them. I do have one thing to say to you mathew allen loura....you're not my favorite mistake you are just a simple regret. i thought i knew who you were, but watch how fast and watch how well i FORGET............
Naughty Fun!
This shit is pissin me off, if you wanna be with us then so be it don't SB me/email unless your for REAL... I'm sick of all the LIES, I'm about ready to say the hell with it all an forget about trying to find someone! Don't be afraid to explore ur sex life, I mean hell you only have one life why not enjoy things you've never done before? It may sound scarey at first but once you have gotten to know someone that ur comfy with then let it all hang out...lol... My husband knew that I was BI before we got married an hell ya know thats every mans dream (DAMN NEAR) besides those that are (GAY) in which I have no problems with... If your interested in talking about it or wanna hook up sometime please feel free to contact us here or @ wildcpl3338@yahoo.com tell us what your looking for & maybe swap some photos? Anyways I do hope this has opened your eyes to new things, and think about what your missing out on? Till another time my friends have fun and take care...   Much love 2 you & yours a
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I am looking for my brother inlaw. his name is Roald Diganzio. his last know address was in Newport Ri. and help.
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My Love And I
->spl-bass: good night love spl-bass: im going to bed good night->spl-bass: I know i cant wait eitherspl-bass: I cant wait till you come down and see me->spl-bass: i love you to brianspl-bass: I love you ashley ->spl-bass: ok well i gotta go to work i will talk to you laterspl-bass: nope not lieing baby.->spl-bass: ah i see. i hope your not lieing to me cause i cant stand liersspl-bass: she is just a girl that is obsessed with me->spl-bass: if your single then who is Melanie?spl-bass: yes baby i am single->spl-bass: you sure. dont lie to mespl-bass: yes i am->spl-bass: thank you. Are you single?spl-bass: good u r very sexy->spl-bass: hi how are you?spl-bass: Hi sexy
Polictically Correct
Ok, I have heard enough small peeps want the word midget banned from TV!  I think the world is going to far with this non-sense.   Here is my reply to all this non-sense. I am half Irish call me a Mck pronounced Mik, I am also 1/2 Italian so I guess that makes me a ginny. I also a little over weight so call me fat, I wear glasses at work so I am a Geek, damn monitors kill my eyes, I like country music, the outdoors boating and fishing so I am a Hick.   Put all this togeather and you have me, I am not defined by my height, color, weight, ancestors birthplace or what I like. I am what God made me a human being. We all come in different shapes, sizes and color so small people of the world get over yourselves you are only victim of prejudice if you allow yourself to be. I will continue to use the "midget" when I see fit. It's a word and only a word
Funny
This is an evaluation of a person after talking to me for about one hour.. on and off   we can squash dis, I was jus tryna get ta know you, but dont think you know da diff of real and fake, like youve been tainted from da folks on da internet, and yes,,,,,,,,, you mek it hard for sombody ta get ta know you cuz you put up dis wall dat you think people cant see thru, ima leave you alone, but I wanna show you somthin if your cool wit dat, (aint a cam thang) jus somthin I wrote, Im cool, and I concider you a friend, a boring one, butchu cool wit me, even doe you lame   Something must be wrong with me when I refused to view his cam which he insisted, saying I'm lame cos I don't want to view his cam   Sigh How men can amuse themselves when taken shopping!!!!!!! HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her Husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a Customer in Oxford
Wad Up All
You all know that those who are full of shit are 1 day gonna get there payback so wtf why lie to make friends thuth is everyting and everything is life stay up hoimes and ride hard Dreamer4rmxiv Waz up room im just here to say fuk all da stupid azz bull shit drama people and dumb azz ho,s live life to its fullest and never look back.Get yourself some jack, a bag of Hot Chettos and some good midjet porn and rock your ladies world lmao.
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first blog France's President Sarkozy leaves a Paris hospital, having spent the night under observation after collapsing while jogging. The head of Iran's judiciary orders a decision within a week on prisoners arrested after June's disputed elections, reports say.
Level 34 Help
Ok all, I am needing some help and of course I will do the same for you when you hit the level as well.  I need to be bought 50 times in fu owned in a 24 hour period.  THATS RIGHT 50!  SOOOOO I expire tomorrow and then the fun will begin.  *****PLEASE ONLY INCREASE EACH TIME YOU BUY ME THE MINIMUM POSSIBLE********DO NOT HIKE ME UP TO A CRAZY PRICE OR I WONT BE ABLE TO GET BOUGHT 50 TIMES IN 24 HOURS*****  THANKS FRIENDS, IF OYU NEED ANYTHING PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!   JON AKA CUTTERBUM
Poem
Don't read without tissues because it will make you cry if you have a heart.. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her na
Blazequal
Sometimes I feel like I am back in high school while I'm here. Beautiful women everywhere, games to play, and everynow and again I actually meet someone I wouldn't mind getting to know. I have always been a loner, so I don't really play to be the most popular fu. I do my own thing and don't worry about the results.  There are many times I'm left thinking WTF, as I wander around in fu land. Someone "likes" me, so I go and check them out. I find hundreds of pics of themselves in every pose imaginable. Wearing next to nothing, and in provcative poses many times. This is obviously not everyone on here, so if you take offense...... if the shoe fits? You know who you are. Don't get mad at me for calling you on it. Anyway, I love the female form and I'm going to look if they are available. Then I will check out what they have to say about themselves. ( Yes, I really read them. ) I'm hoping to find an intelligent person with a strange sense of humor like mine. What I seem to find most of the
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Getting To Know Me...
Hello,   My name is Alicia, I'm 23 going on 24...my birthday is coming up soon! Not really looking forward to that. I'm married to a VERY SPECIAL man. We don't have any kids. Just a cat named LEO. I work in Tacoma. I like to read, write, watch ANIME. And SOOO MANY other things.      Well, see ya!   Alicia
Give Me Some Time.....lol
Give me some time, between work and work and I have little time to update my page and add my photos and art. Give me time and I will have them up. Once I do show some luv and rate please, I will be sure to return the luv :)
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wHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE WOMAN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH, IS HAVING YOUR KID, AND YOU WOULD DIE FOR IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE???????????????????????????????????????????????? Going to end the pain
Hi
Hey everyone nice to meet you! Yes I know im not very good at punctuations and such but oh wells. First time ever on this site so itll take me awhile to learn the conrtol lol. Anyway's just wanted to put something up here. If ya ever want to chat im online 24/7 half the time you can look mw up on Secondlife too bye everyone
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A Glimpse Of Poetic Destruction
Title in the works. (This one might be sappy, i dont want a million emails.) I will never forget the girl...who told me it will be okwho showed me the waywho loved me for meso unconditionally I will never forget the girlwho told me it was overwho showed me regretwho broke my heartso painfully I will never forget the girlswho told me the truthswho showed me the realitieswho i let get awayso regretfully So heres to the girl who showed me what it was to be loved. She showed me the joys of simple things. Of little notes left around the house. Found in the pockets of my favorite jeans. The simple texts, when i was feeling blue. A simple, "I love you." So heres to the girl whos heart I broke. My foolishness knows no ends. My blame fall upon myself. I took for granted what could have been. I know now that you truly never know how much something means untill you lose it forever. So heres to the girls who got away. My own stupidty never let them have a chance. No turning back the cloc
Poetry (do Not Rip)
From whence I came, Of a ferverous delight, A single candle flickered, As it dwindled in light, Twas a dark and stormy night, That I entered this crypt, Of centuries before me, Making my way down, The walls they did drip, In entering into the nobleman's lair, Relics of olde were scattered everywhere, Thinking of my life, And what his may have been, Transported back in time, To a simpler life then, I talked with a man, Who was younger at heart, As he told me the story, That his soulmate did depart, He had held her close, As life still flickered inside, When she died in his arms, He truly lamented inside, Losing his wits and surely his mind, His world was now lost, With his true love that died, As he grabbed the pistol, Which he raised to his chest, He quickly pulled the trigger, Sending a bullet through his breast, Now lying in peace, In life as in death, His true love beside him, Forever in an eternal rest. Where do I start, A wonderous thought, Dream
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Loving Life
I am a 37 year old woman,my name is Buffy Suire andI have 2 boys that are 20 and 17 and I love them dearly and there names are Dustin and dillon.My husband is Richard Suire and he is the love of my life and we have the best times together,it took us along time to get where we are now,but it is awsome our relationship is awsome.loving my family.
From Love To Hate
  From Love to Hate   Like the sleeping newborn, my innocence was true, But all that changed the moment I met you. Such a splendid life, I thought to myself, Blinded by love, not knowing my need for help. Each morning I awoke with thoughts of you, Denying the facts of the scandalous deeds you do. I gave you my soul, even my trust, And you threw it away for one night of futile lust. I was strangled by the tangled web you weaved. And it's lucky for you I gave more than I received. A garment of love covered my eyes, making it impossible to see through your lies. I must admit, at times you were great, but your deceitful ways turned my love to hate.   
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Song Lyrics
I love this song if you haven't heard it you should it fits a lot of things with  peoples lives even my own     Hold On [1st Verse]Don't touch me, I don't wanna feel your skin.I know that you're only gonna hurt me.I hear you, I don't wanna do it again,'Cause we both know this is not a passing trait!All along a failure to connect and to compromise.Right or wrong, its easy to react.Time to realize.(No more!)[Chorus:]And you keep talking but we both know it's not true.I still know that you're wrong.And no matter what we both had to go through,I just can't, I can't hold on.I can't hold on!(We cannot waste our lives this way.)[2nd Verse]How far we've fallen in the road before us, leaves apart.[Chorus:]And you keep talking but we both know it's not true.I still know (I still know) that you're wrong (you're wrong).And no matter what we both had to go through,I just can't, I can't hold on.And when you asked if I believed, and I told you,Strength of it (strength of it) made me strong (me st
Pondering Thoughts
Why do people get on here expecting others to pay them to see them naked on cam or their naked pictures? I do not understand why one person would pay someone on here when there is free porn all over the internet. I would have to be very very desperate to want to pay some chick to see her naked pictures on here.... HAHA
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"crazyeagle"
"I'm alwayz high,i never come down;some humans think that i am a clown...f-you i say,you don't know me! i've sailed thru "Hurricanes" out on the "Sea"...I'm a crazy indian,"Cherokee"by birth,my Father's" the "Sky",my "Mother's" the "Earth"... i repect  all my relations,cept a few human assholes,they'll get what they got commin,they dig their own hole's...for me myself,my sister's & brothers,we're all the same,from differant mother's...in the "Cherokee language",there's no word for goodbye,"Shante' Esta",when we meet in the "Sky"...
Kevin The Man Needs To Be Leveled Up
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Contest
My daughter is in a contest. She is in the beautful baby contest for WGN television broadcast station. I need your help and everyones help. All you have to do is go to the link and rate her pic. Pretty simple. Thank you friends I really appreciate all your help and support.     http://beautifulbabies.trb.com/wgn/babies_home_gallery,0,6303296,permalink.ugcphotogallery?u=acg07  
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Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God,"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries."This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
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One ?
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you
One?
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you
You Are 60% Naughtyyou Are Naughty
You are 60% Naughtyhttp://heateddesires.com/xmlQuiz/cuffs.jpg">You are naughtyYou know when is a good time to be naughty and when to behave yourself. Your co-workers think you are very sweet and gentle but when you get home from work there is a whole new side to you and the nice sweet person turns into a wild and sexual person. Your partner is never bored with you around.  Take the Are you Naughty quiz!
Poetry And General Writings
In awe of moments past,Dust begins to gather,For a love doomed to last,Broken promises or a twist of fate?,Peicing together carelessly uttered lies,All to soon I was a little to late,Echoing within my dreams,I thought you knew me?!!!!,Deafening are my screams,Transparently you were supposed to see through me!!!Yet you have seen nothing of me!,How dare you judge!!,You on your pedestal so high above me,Unaware of your own personal brutus,A betrayal of the worst kind,As if you are to her as Jesus were to judas,Trusting in one so shameless?,Where does this weakness sprout?,Gazing upon her garden blameless,Planting seeds of doubt, Keep a weary eye for this ones instruction,For a creator of lies leads to loves destruction. I wish you could have seen my heart,The torment from with in pulling me apart,Demons for which I could not thwart,pushing away my guard never falling,Despite the fact you were calling,Overwhelmed and barely crawling,I hid in this place away from you,Alone I cried missing y
Evan
MY FRIENDS R THROWING ME A B-DAY PARTY @ MAVERICKS THIS SAT @ 9pm & THE THEME IS 'HAWAIIAN.'  I HOPE THAT MY PRESENT WILL COME IN W/COCONUTS & A GRASS SKIRT.  ALSO, FOR MANY FEMALES TO GIVE ME LOTS OF KISSES & NOT HAVE THERE BF'S/HUSBAND'S ETC GET GELLOUS.  NEXT, @ MY YOUNG AGE I AM STILL A 'VIRGIN!!'  I HAVE DONE EVERY THING BUT FUCK A FEMALE/WOMAN, SO I HOPE THERE WILL BE 1 TO SHOW ME THE ROPES ETC.  I LUV A FEMALE THAT HAS A TOUNGE RING THAT TO ME IS HOT, ALSO SHE SHLD LIKE PDA ETC.  1 WILL LET FEMALES/WOMAN GRAB ON ME & GRAB NO, NO STOPS JUST AS LONG AS I CAN RETURN THE FAVOR & NOT GET MAD/PISSED OFF ABT IT.  SO I HOPE TO SEE U ALL THERE.
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Cold Water
(True Story. I did this today! hehe gotta keep your imaginations going)   She should have known that today would lead to a lot more than she bargained for. This morning, she woke up with a large damp area in her light blue panties, darkened to a deep azure by the wetness seeping through. Without much thought, she continued throughout the day without even an inkling of feeling any sexual desire. It wasn't until night fell that her desires came raging out suddenly. At first she merely stripped out of her clothes and wandered throughout her apartment. She sat at her computer and went about her routine of checking her email. Nothing special tonight. She thought about the package of surprises she received today. She had bought a few things to share with her man later in the week. She smiled as she thought about using that feather to dust the berry-flavored powder on his skin just before she licked it off. She thought about the new lube she intended to drip onto his cock before taking him
Vicki's Poetry
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. Dear Mom~ 1996.... I wake up each morning with you in my mind. I fumble through thoughts that aren't so kind. The next feeling I feel every day, too hurtful to talk of, too painful to say..... My mind races with questions directed to you. My heart is bleeding and torn in two. One minute I'm angry and want to hate, but conquered by love, I procrastinate..... I feel alone abandoned by all. Even you Mom built a wall. You are so far away, and you never come here. I find myself missing you and try not to tear..... I wipe it away and stuff it inside. These feeling I feel have started to collide. My weary mind tells me to stay away, my burning heart just screams to pray.... God gives me answers through my heart. He says Mothers and daughters should never part. I keep hanging on because I love you so much, thanking the Lord for he is my crutch..... You don't even know me at all anymore. I became a woman and you closed the door. I've grown in age
Doing Good Stuff And Stfuff
My neighbor across the street grew some beautiful Peony's this spring. I got this really good shot (attached), and today I decided I would make a print for her....granted I've never met her..... She just said "thanks" and basically shut the door in my face.... I love peoples and stuff :)    
Warrior
Now you will feel no rain,For each of you will be shelter to the other.Now you will feel no cold,For each of you will be warmth to the other.Now there is no more loneliness,For each of you will be companion to the other.Now you are two bodies,But there is only one life before you.Go now to your dwelling placeTo enter into the days of your togethernessAnd may your days be good and long upon the earth
Im Rich On Love
Im Rich On Love For a Reason. Without doubt I dont judge you for who you  are. I am Loving, Devoted, Trust Worthy, Caring & Heart of Gold.
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What Do You Do When Your In Love With An Imagine You Don't Know To Be True. It's Something You Can't Touch With Your Hands Or Feel With Th
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A slave is a truly enraptured and enrapturing creature, capable of the greatest pain and the deepest passion. She is a temperamental creature, simultaneously fickle in her emotions, and fiercely, ferociously devoted in her affections. She is tumultuous and tempestuous, a mercurial maelstrom, and she knows no other way to be. If she could, she would not change, because, on some primeval level, she realizes that the death of her passion would be the death of her. In truth, a slave is not simply the finest of all creatures; she is the epitome of all creatures. She combines strength and weakness, boldness and a certain shy innocence, languor and desperation; she is both cosmopolitan and naïve. Her nature is an amalgam of all that is passionate in any sense of the word. She is nothing without an owner, but in his arms, she is all things. She is voracious and demanding, wanting nothing more, and certainly nothing less, than the absolute enslavement of the one she loves–the owner of her
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Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "T
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ANGELS vs DEMONS   OKAY, HERE IS THE PLAN: MANY KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN ADDING A LOT OF PPL TO MY FRIENDS LIST. I AM COMPILING 2 LISTS FROM MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOLDERS. ONE LIST IS STRICTLY ANGELS THE OTHER IS STRICTLY DEMONS. THESE ARE BOMB LISTS. I WILL BE BOMBING THE ANGELS AND THE DEMONS SEPERATELY. WHICHEVER LIST NETS THE HIGHEST SCORE, (SO TURN ON YOUR 11'S PRIOR TO THE TIME I BOMB), THE HIGH SCORING GROUP WILL BE BOMBED A SECOND TIME AFTER THE TALLY IS COMPUTED. I FEEL THAT THIS WILL NOT ONLY BE EXTREMELY FUN BUT IT WILL ALLOW ME TO HELP LOTS OF PEOPLE LEVEL.       THANK YOU TO SHADOW DANCER FOR HELPING ME DECIDE ON WHAT TO GIVE THE WINNERS:D     PS: THERE WILL BE A SET NUMBER OF PPL FOR EACH OF THE BOMBS TO JUDGE THE CONTEST. 105 ANGELS AND 105 DEMONS. I HIT AN AVERAGE OF 115-118 PROFILES WITH A SINGLE BOMB EVERY TIME I BOMB I WILL CALL WHATEVER TIME IS LEFT OVER ON MY BOMB A LOSS FOR THE CONTEST AFTER I HAVE HIT THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF PROFILES. THAT WAY THERE IS NO W
In The Head!
This article was published. Ranked #1 for birthstories.An early angel In the winter of 1991, some very significant events would unfold and ultimately change my life forever. I was about five months pregnant with my second child. The winter was blistering cold, and I ended up with pneumonia. Thinking that I only had a cold, I waited to go to the doctor's office. I waited too long. I ended up in critical condition in the hospital's intensive care unit.   At twenty-four weeks pregnant; I had stopped breathing entirely, and a respirator supported me. I remember waking occasionally to feel a cold plastic cover over me that I know now was intended to bring my body temperature down. I also remember my sister prying my eyes open to show me a picture of some tiny and ill looking baby. In the state I was in, I did not connect my sister's words with the idea that the baby in the photo was mine. As the days passed and my sister worked harder to wake me, I began to focus a bit better on what it
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Why is it that when a girl or a guy find's out that somone they like or want to be with is takin they still go after them ?  You wouldn't like it if it was done to you !  But you know what ? You can have him ! He is a liar a cheater an a abuser !  But next time when someone tell's you he is takin ! He is takin ! You know who you are an what I mean so take it or leave it !  I  don't care ! An if you have something to say to me or about me come to me not to my friends which just so happens to be someone he was talking to !
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Im Just Want 2 Have Fun With A Sexy Lady If U A Freak Holla At Me In If U Cant Handle Wat I Will Say 2 U Dont Even Cum My Way
wat z gud all my sexy fine in pretty woman im just here 2 let yall know dat im here for any woman datz down 2 earth datz if yall sexy ladyz want 2 know more just ask me
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Blah Thrice
Tonight I learned that we think we know, but have no idea. Certain people are of the opinion that there is something original out there. That is certainly laughable. There is nothing new under the sun. Some folks think that wisdom is something they can achieve. Nien. We are all relatively stupid. What can we possibly know? I will be the first to admit that I'm dumb. Its far better to admit you are dumb than think (falsely) that you are clever. Doesn't work that way.The wise ass admits he's dumb. The perfect is the enemy of the good. So why are we trying to be better when all we can be is mediocre? Its far better to laugh at yourself. Anyone who's lamented knows that. White people think they have it made. Yes, I am mostly white, but I try not to let it control me. The truth is that there is no truth. In everything there is only a grain of truth. The truth does not make you free in as much as an illusion can't. What makes you free is submission to the fact that you may never know the t
B-zero's Kawaii Central
Ok, so, I'm new, I'm cuddly and I have a higher than average tolerance for cuteness. That being said, who wants to buy me a FuPony? I could also use a Unicorn *wink-wink*. I'm B-Zero. That's just how I roll.
In Auction
I am in an auction. If you want to own me. come place your bid   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=575284&albumid=1750678&i=41676750&idx=4   Come Show me some Love. Please
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Show Sum Love
Dear Friends and Family, I will be gone on Vacation from Friday (July 10, -Sunday but I'll be mobile if you wanna say "HI"..Plz say Hi due to the fact that it will take 10 hrs to get there uugghh.. talk to you all soon (h) - BabyDoll Please give my # 1 sum love he ROCKS..   http://fubar.com/user/3179444
Strength.
Recently, i've been commenting on Mumms. It seems that those who post the Mumms are either A) Looking for a way out of something. B) Looking for sympathy or pity on some of the most retarded shit.. Or C) Looking to start some kind of drama.   We all know that Mumms are created about making up a person's mind.. But why the fuck can't they make up their own? I mean really. What the hell is wrong with the U.S and the rest of the world, that other people have to depend on what others say? Most of the time, no one gives a fuck. I know i don't. But back to the subject at hand. Mumms and asshats.   I comment on Mumms, i speak my mind. I tell people what i think and not what they want to hear.. Isn't that what a Mumm, and freedom of expression is for? I think it is, personally. People can't take constructive criticism anymore though, which is a shame. No one has thick skin. Then you always get that ONE person who doesn't like what you have to say, so they start talking shit to you. I fin
Me
I've been sitting here thinking and thinking.. I don't know how to look good.. I don't know how to be seductive.. I don't know how to be flirtation... I don't know how to tease.... I don't know the basics of being feminine.. I don't know how to be what most men want..   BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DO KNOW IS..   I KNOW HOW TO BE ME...   AND YOU KNOW WHAT...   THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!
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