ladies read this!!
Current mood: amused
this is great!
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician"
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers"
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
