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Right Or Wrong? Idk :(
So i just have a question for all the people that actually read my blog.. So for those of you who don't know about my mom.. she's been sick and i have been taking care of her. which means she has been my first priority. I basic... no i did put college, friends, job and everything else on hold to take care of her and everything around the house that she can't do.
Now is that wrong to make her my first priority? Cause my brother keeps bringing it up when she talks to him about paying rent (whole nother story with that) He calls me a bum when he doesn't even know what i go through.. he will never know cause he will never go out of his way to help her at all.
so back to the question.. am i doing the right thing???? uuuuuuugh idk! HELP!
Next Contest For A Platinum Cherry
all pimpin gifts paid this happy hour coming up
contest are going to run oout my stash from now on..so your able to rate them...remember to win you must give thumbs up before or as soon as u answer
Morph To Ugly... Not Pretty!
I just have to say... I have seen some kick-ass morphs. The guy who turns from what could be anybody's high school Science teacher to a wicked demon that you've probably seen in a nightmare. Or, the killer clowns that look so incredibly happy to make you watch him kill a litter of kittens right before he kills you. BUT... you know there are people on here who just don't quiet get the concept and fun that a morph can provide.. lol. I'm begging all the homely-no makeup wearing-non brush using- shower skippin' people to NOT morph into this enchanted-glowing-winged thing with the twinkling hair and sparkling eyes. Instead, choose to morph into that creature from beyond the grave... like the Cryptkeeper or something. It can only help you and not hurt you.. lol.
Don't take this shit too personal yawl. But I'm serious as a heart attack right now.
So, I wake up last Thursday, and guess what? PPAAIINN!!!! My back hurt so bad, I could hardly walk. So, like it's happened before, and after a day or two, I'm back to normal...
Well, then comes along Monday. Guess what? After laying in bed all weekend, the pain is not only still there, but WORSE!! So, I make a doctors appointment and he doesn't do much other than ask questions and test my reflexes. He then orders an x-ray and prescribes me some anti-inflammatory medicine and muscle relaxers. So, I get home, and it's too late to make the appointment for the x-ray, so I wait until Tuesday to do that.
Well, they tell me they can't fit me in for a week and half. Ummm? I'm thinking... WTF??? Okay, so I tell my boss and he gives me the name of his chiropractor, along with an excellent reference. Okay, so I call them Wednesday morning. They say they can take me in two hours. What? Two hours? Holy crap!!! And, they have an x-ray machine ON-SITE!!!
So, then I make my 1-1/2
If I Knew
If I Knew
If I knew how to write a song
I'd write one everyday
It would say that I'm in love with you
And why I feel this way
It would have to say you're pretty
And as rare as a desert rose
It would say you're a looker
From your head down to your toes
You are funny, dainty, fragile
And as feminine as can be
You're smart charming lovely
And everything to me
You're my comfort when I'm lonely
You're my peace when I need rest
Of all the women I've known
I must rate you the best.
You're the orchard in the jungle,
you're the better half of me
You're all of this and so much more,
you mean the world to me
Still so much is left unsaid,
It would take me far to long
I know how much I love you,
If only I could write a song.
Man Oh Man..
i went to carrabba's yes..i went into the bathroom and that shit smelled like chitlins when they are being washed (thoes who dont know, think of taking a long shit then taking a bath..shity soap smell) i used the bathroom thinkin somebody juss had a bad case of the poop and flushed the toilet..and piss and poo water bubbled up from the drainage gate on the floor. mind u im in the handicap stall and the door was far from me and the shit water was comin fast. i screamed..yes ..SCREAMED and jumped over the puddle, unlocked the stall door almost in mid air and ran out the bathroom. come to find out, the shit was out of order..but the sign fell off LOL
wow..what a day
I Can't Believe A Person Could Do This
Mom drowned baby, court records say
The Arizona Republic
May. 2, 2007 12:00 AM
A Scottsdale mother who held her newborn under water until the girl stopped moving says she didn't know she was pregnant until just before giving birth, according to court records.
Cynthia Joyce Tureman, 28, told Scottsdale police she was trying to hide the pregnancy from her husband.
So she wrapped the baby in a plastic bag, stowed it in the trunk of her car and took her other three children with her to drop the newborn in a trash bin between two pumps at a gas station, according to a police report filed in Maricopa County Superior Court. advertisement
Tureman told Scottsdale police that she gave birth in a bathtub filled with 12 inches of water in the master bathroom of her home in the 900 block of North 87th Place. She was booked Friday on suspicion of first-degree murder. She is being held without bond in a Maricopa County jail.
The court document gave this accou
Just An Update
So school is almost over, thank the gods! Then I am going on vacation with my mom to see all our family in Iowa. That will be fun. I haven't been back in so long and I miss all my little cousins!
In other news, life with my SO (significant other) is great! We are living together as we have been for almost a year now. We will have been together as in dating for two years at the end of this month. He wants to buy a house so we can have dogs and a place to put all our stuff so we are looking. It's quite exhausting sometimes. But once we get a place and settle down, I am sure that I will have time to rest! Lol.
I got a speeding ticket the other day on the way up to Worland to see my SO's family and for his baby brother's 1st bday. It sucked. I started crying because I was already upset because my SO was angry because I left so late and wasn't going to get up there when he had expected me. So the HP gave me a big break because I was so upset ;) hehe.
Anyway, that's about it for imp
You And I
I am your flower,
you are my rain;
I am your celebrity,
and you are my fame.
I am your strength,
you are my weakness;
I am your sugar
and you are my sweetness.
I am your strong,
you are my mild;
I am your calm,
and you are my wild.
I am your dance,
you are my rhythm,
I am your serious;
and you are my sarcasm.
I am your climb,
you are my fall;
I am your everything,
and you are my all.
Learn The Language Or Get The Fuck Out
Why is it when I go to the DMV to renew my license or call a government office for information I am bombarded with different menus asking me what language I want? I am getting tired of paying my hard earned money in taxes and having it go towards new menus which will benefit those who come to my land illegally, have no intentions of learning the native language nor the customs and still expect to get by in America. I say it is time we stop babying them and start kicking them in the ass. It is time our land be returned to the men and women who rightfully fought and died for it. We need to start by kicking those who come here illegally out and make it mandatory for people in this country to learn English and speak it. We need to cut all aid to countries who do nothing for us and we need to put a stop to the no child left behind acts passed. These laws were passed in order for the foreign non English speaking people could have a chance. I say if you don’t speak English don’t come t
All Gifts Sent Anonymously
FOR FLASHY HEART TO A PERSON OF R CHOICE....
WHO WAS THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR ON 3S COMPANY..
MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE SOLD CARS
Its been days since i herd from you
wondering how your weekend went
wondered if you decided to move
wondered if you still wanted me to buy you your
wondered if you herd from your baby brother yet?
and how you were feeling?
when i got a call from your cell phone
i laughed and said 'oh god' its lenny
and when i herd your mommas voice on the other end i knew today was gonna change my life forever
she said that you had passed away, and that you loved me very much and the pain i felt rip threw me tore my soul to pieces
see, i never really thought that you would ever leave, and i never really thought id live a day without your voice, without your jokes, without your friendship...
i never even thought not even for a day that my lenny would go so soon to fly with angels i never wouls have thought id have to find myself without you
i dont think you knew enough how much you really ment to me or how much i truely loved you
and how much i needed you around
i never got a c
How Hellish Are You Sexually?
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HELL LEVEL 3
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
Who Wants To Be My Nurse?
Lastnight i went to bed feeling fine and then i woke up this morning with the flu. Anyway, i thought i would do this blog and just to let you all know where i am and whats wrong with me just incase i dont feel up to being on here for most of the day. I will miss you all, especially you Linda who always makes me laugh and keeps me on my toes, hehe. Dont know what i would do without you hun.
Something interesting happens when we are away from someone or
something we like, or when we go without someone or something that we value. We
miss that certain someone or something. The experience of missing
someone or something, due to distance and time, enhances our appreciation
for what we value. Sometimes familiarity and routine can dull our sense
of appreciation. Being without something that we value for a temporary
period, renews and rejuvenates our appreciation.
Courage To Move On!!
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They had been together for many a year,
Now all she can feel is fear.
She gave all that she could give,
It just wasn't the way he wanted to live.
He left without a backward glance,
Not even giving their love a chance.
She often wonders what she could have done,
To keep him from going on the run.
Now she is living all alone,
With nothing she can call her own.
She can barely make herself eat,
Wondering if her life will again be complete.
This woman is now moving along,
Building her courage, and becoming strong.
Time will heal her broken pride,
Toward the sunrise her heart will glide.
Poem From My Guy
for if you ever think of me,
look at a star in the soft moonlight nights
if it breaks form heavens
and fall at your feet,
know it well that it is a metaphor of my heart,
and if it dose not break
but how is it possible
that you cast a glance
and it dose not give away its life,
forgets its existence?
if you ever think of me,
touch softly the gusts of passing breez
and you will find me in the floating fragrance,
look for me in the rose petals,
you will find my reflection in the dewdrops.
but if you fail to find me
in the star , dewdrops or in the fragrance
you will find me at your feet,
in the dust covered pathways.
and if you see a candle flame,
know it well that I too,
like a moth that burns itself,
am scattered with the ashes,
cast these ashes into the river my love,
i shall travel to the oceans
land on an unseen island
and call your name.
if you ever sail to the oceans,
do stop at this island too
The Moment Of Confusion
What does infinity mean
can we ever really know
where the world will take us
the right path for us to go.
Maybe its a special thing
to never be afraid
and move through life, with out a second thought
and with courage, not with pain.
Indescribable the way you've always thought
yet i still try my best
to understand your words and dreams
which at my feet lay a tangled mess.
How did you confuse me
Or better yet how did i confuse myself.
to listen to the world is wrong
why should i listen to anyone else?
Gotta Love My Job...
Friday night...some drunk fool without insurance crashed into the cement wall next to my building doing 140 mph up a very residential street. The car was totaled...the wall is a little messed up and one kid ended up in the hospital...but all are okay...
So, not really sure how to react when I'm woken up to someone banging on my door @ 3AM to tell me someone is stuck up on the roof of my building...My immediate thought was OMG...Someone is jumping...Come to find out...there was just someone stuck in the chimney on top of the roof. I didn't even know we had a chimney on the top of my roof...I've lived here for two years and don't even know how to GET onto the roof...damn...Firemen just left and all is okay in our world again...for now...
...Needless to say, I don't fully comprehend people...
Why Geeks And Nerds Are Worth It...
In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.
1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are… plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.
2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.
3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such… but hey. It lasts longer than f
10 Domestic Habits That Annoy Women
According to estimates, there are over 50 types of domesticated animals in the world. With enough training and patience, man might someday be one of them. When it comes to shacking up with our significant others, we almost invariably revert back to our primitive, knuckle-dragging ways. Maybe it's our way of silently protesting our captivity, or maybe it's just the way we're genetically programmed.
Whatever the reason, we have a unique and sometimes gleeful way of irritating the ones we love most. Read on for a closer look at the 10 most annoying things we do when living with the fairer (and, hopefully, more understanding) sex.
We leave a wake of empty containers
While we have no problem taking out our trash, we will go to almost superhuman lengths to avoid having to fill them up in the first place. We'll pour water into near-empty shampoo bottles to maximize whatever's left; we'll leave behind a thimbleful of milk in the carton instead of throwing it out. Heck, we'll
WOOHOO Im now DJing lol feel free to come and hear me practice... oh Im glad I got the dead slot lol
heather and I went and signed up for classes for school and we will be starting may 16th. Im acually happy to be going to school. i have been wanting to go since I graduated but for some reason I couldnt. so to finally be able to go back is nice. I wont have to work at walmart for the rest of my life
A Wheely Funny (but Expensive) Chain Of Events...
Hi guys, before anyone gets too involved with this, its about car repairs so anyone who doesn't find it interesting may be excused, lol
all values are pounds stirling (not that Euro monopoly money crap)
I have had this car 3months or so, lol.
A couple of weeks ago I had to have my exhaust replaced as the old one was rusted through and thus buggered. (pics in my Car Mods and repairs folder)
At that time, a number of things were discovered while was on the lifting equipment.
1. Undercar Neons had been fitted (incorrectly) with household 3-core electrical wire which had been rendered useless as they had not been routed properly and the wires were all broken (repair when I get around to it, lol)
2. My two front tyres were both worn (bald) on the inside rims.
3. The wheels fitted to my car were the wrong size (oversized) thus causing the improper wear in No2
that was it, a simple solution. as the wheels were the wrong size, I ordered new ones without tyres, expecti
What Do I Mean To You.
When you love someone, you know this.. Am I right. You just know. Its inside of you every minute of every day. You think about that person all the time and you want to spend all of your time with that person but not in a smothering way, you still need to have your own lives as well, but also a life together. You care for that person, you want to take care of that person. Its a deep seeded feeling. Well what does a committement mean to you then. Does it mean, a future, a bond, a step forward, monagamy. What does it mean. It means those things to me and more yet, you dont know.
How does a person not know if they want to committ. How long does it take in a relationship before you know how you feel about that person. Can you tell a person you love them but are not in love with them and if so, what does that mean. You like them more than a friend, yet less than a partner ? What does it mean to you.. I cant wait forever. Even for love.
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I want to thank those fans and friends who helped me by rating my pictures and profile so I can advance to the next level and display all my pictures from my trip to Europe. There are still other supposed fans and friends who have not taken the time to rate my pictures and profile. May I ask you to take the time and rate my pictures and profile so I can share with you more of my pictures from Europe. I am sorry if I am taking some of your valued time. Again, thanks and I look forward to talking to you all soon.
P.S. Oh hey if you want me to RATE your pictures, make sure i am able to rate ALL your pictures, as in some people I know on here who have ALL their pictures on the private setting. Come on how can I RETURN the favor... sorry for the gripe!
Show Me How To Live
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Okay guys I am trying to update my profile i have never done this so, can anyone tell me how to 1. change my colors and stuff on my page
2. add a music player!
Wooohooooooo Finally Released
Ok ya all, the next story has FINALLY been approved.
Have at it, and let me know what ya think
For 1000 Dollar Gift Certificate
u good 4 1 gift value 1000 dollars or less
who was the 18 president
all gifts sent to u or person of your chcoice anonymously..if u give ur gift awaya plz have the link of the person handyy.
I Think I'm Doing The Right Thing!
Well soon ill be leaving South Dakota. going to where i feel needed and loved... i've been through alot of shit here.. I'm going 2000 miles from home.. im really hoping that everything works out right. i can't take the drama and all the bull shit i've been through here..
although i'm going to miss so many ppl here.. This is what i need to do..
What Keeps You Up At Night?
like ... I went out with a lesbian last night and flirted with her...I'm an asshole because im not even interested in women, and I actually considered using her. That I'm horny as hell because I haven't come in weeks, and it's been ages since I've actually been fucked. My lungs are killing me but not enough to stop smoking, I got laid off Monday and trying to get a job is hard as hell, I dunno if I can pass my drug test thats coming up..If I can't find a job, then I'm gonna have to find one in Conway or something...and if it comes to that, I'm going to have to bunk with someone until I can find a place.
Life Could Be Worse
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad.
Childs Letter To God
Why didn't you save the school children at ....
Amish Country, PA
Columbine High School
Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee, California 3/ 5/01 and
El Cajon, California 3/22/01?
Dear Concerned Student:
I am not allowed in schools.
How did this get started?...
Immigration - Legalities Schmegalities
There's sure a lot of talk about the legalities and illegalities of immigration going on these days. I hope that this brief little bulletin can clear a few things up at least with regard to where we started and where we've arrived. First, anyone who's of European descent is a member of or descendant of an immigrant family. If you were born here on US soil then you are a native .. if you weren't then your not. That's pretty cut and dried but we should never, ever forget the roots of our nation. The statue of liberty has a plaque on it that says: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these homeless tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door." This.. is where we started. Our nation evolved from a bunch of misfits from other countries ... fleeing from oppression and ignorance ... seeking a home ... a place where they could be free to work, and establish their homes in peace and a solidarity
How Old Am I?
A woman decides to have a facelift for her
birthday. She spends $5,000.00. A couple of weeks
later, feeling pretty good about the results, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving,
she asks the sales clerk, I hope you don't mind my
asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32,"
the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon
getting her order, asks the counter girl the
same question. She says, "I'd guess about 29." The
woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."
Now she is feeling really good about herself. While
waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the
same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight
is starting to go, but when I was young, there was a
sure way to tell how old a woman was. It requires
you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel
your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They sit in silence on the empty street u
Dont Pump Gas On May 15th
Dont Pump Gas on May 15th.
In April, 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest
gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
On May 15th, 2007 all internet users are asked to not go to a gas
station and pump gas in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over
$3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet
network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take
$2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies
pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May
15th and lets try to put a dent in the middle eastern oil industry for
at least one day.
If you agree (and I can't see why you wouldn't) resend this to
everyone on your contact list with it saying ''Don't pump gas on May
What Is Wrong With These People?
There is a paranoia that I can understand when it comes to schools and bomb threats or shooting threats. Wikipedia has a list of well known shootings and the earliest dates back to August 1st, 1966 at the University of Texas at Austin and the most recent as the April 16th, 2007 shootings at Virginia Tech.
What I don’t understand is why these school officials can do so little about the threats that are called in, spray painted on walls or found in letters. When so many of these threats are not justified at all! Is there somewhere that people report how many shooting and bombing threats there have been at a particular school and how many times a shooting or a bombing has occurred? I am sure that most of these are just that… threats. Nothing comes of them for the most part.
This is not to say that I do not think that shootings and bombings are terrible tragedies for those involved. This is also not to say that I have not lost friends in these shootings/bombings. I lost a frie
The Arthritis Walk
Hey everyone On may 5th ill be participating in The Arthritis Walk at the cleveland metroparks zoo ill be walking 3 miles if youd be interested in donating for the cause please let me know..Below is some info on the event
The Arthritis Walk® is the Arthritis Foundation’s annual nationwide event that raises awareness and funds to fight arthritis, the nation’s leading cause of disability. It is a tremendous opportunity to help improve the lives of the 46 million men, women and children doctor-diagnosed with arthritis. Get your company involved or recruit friends and family members to form a team. Best of all, walk in honor of a loved one with arthritis and know you’re making a difference by raising funds to support Arthritis Foundation research, public health and public policy efforts to improve the lives of people with arthritis.
I Love People.
Here's some advice. When you come across those people who wander the streets mumbling under their breath and swatting at giant, unseen flies.... do NOT try to give them a wedgie.
Trust me. There are some things best left where they are.
I've realized that the only person you can count on is yourself.
That most people are only in it for themselves.
True friends are one in a million.
No one should have to go it alone, but they usually end up doing just that.
Trusting your heart is stupid, go with the gut feelings. They are usually always right.
Most people suck...period!
Take risks, you never know if they will be worth it in the end or not.
Don't ever change yourself for anyone. And never try to change someone because if you do and they decide to change, you usually don't like the "new" them.
You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
To All My Employees At The Clubhouse
I have always been know as a hardcore hardnose Biker my whole life.Tried to change my ways since the clubhouse has been open.U applied to be a bouncer or a bartender and most of u don't show up u just wanted the title on ur profile.only a couple bartenders do all the work and a couple boncers.well as of5-3-07 if u don't want to do ur part or u just want to use my clubhouse for a sex chatroom then remove ur titles and take ur goddamn ass to the scooter bar ore the ace cafe with the rest of the trash.I have patch holders on the street that are in the clubhouse.That know what there clubhouse on the streets are for.If I have to shit can ur ass I will and u will be banned from the clubhouse for good my wife,Tammy,and myself did not open and do th work for asshole to fuck it up.This is ur last chance."EXECUTIONER"
Nibble On My Kiss
I see you standing there nervious, just like me. How can I tell I see you nibbling on the tresses of your hair. Such a beautiful lady you are. I figet myself, wishing I hand hair or the nevers to keep, my hands out of my pockets. Yes, when men are nervious and are into a lady we put our hands into our pockets in the end. We are wondering if we can affrod to pay for a night out or pay for a year of love (ak relationship) with a beautiful lady. Where you ladies are wondering if we are the one (ak. the man to marry).
The dating game is ever there. Only the truth of lovee is know to thoose who wish to seek it. So I say this now. "Nibble on my kiss not on your hair. My Love." I will be the prince, the kight in shinning aromour or the man who reminds you of daddies girl and he is not there. I will work the wonders of boyfriend, husband and yet be dad. So when I ask, you to be the women I dream of please do not cry or get angery. See it as a role of life to help each other show our love.
“Keep your eyes closed for me baby. Just feel me.” He whispers to me.
His hands glide across my naked stomach. They are so soft, exciting my flesh with each movement. I shiver as his hands move slowly across my skin and lean back into him resting my head on his shoulder. His breath is so warm and his mouth so loving. He kisses and nibbles bringing my body to life, awakening my wants, my needs and my desires. He bites gently near my collarbone applying the perfect amount of pressure to deliver a sting of pain that immediately melts to pleasure; which not only makes me surrender, but makes me beg for more. "Take me," my body is screaming. “Mmmmm.” I moan softly.
I lean back into him further, feeling his heartbeat slightly accelerate. After his slow caresses across my stomach his hands finally reach up to my aching breasts, expertly running across my nipples making them stand at attention. I arch and press my breasts into his hands. His kisses trail up and down my
Marine Sticks Up For God
BAD ASS MARINE A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a AD ASS MARINE A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The oth
When I Say...
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'." I'm whispering "I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven."
When I say... "I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need His strength to carry on.
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess.
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it.
When I say... "I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain. I have my share of heartaches So I call upon His name.
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not holier than thou, I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!
Share this with somebody who already has this understanding, as reinforcement. But more importantly, share this
heh so i ordered a few more szeki kurva cds from india early april...well as i didn't get the package today I was wondering why it was stuck in customs for a long period of time...well notice the highlighted part of the shipping tag here:great... im probably red flagged now... grah!
Prayer For A Marine
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom.
It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops.
THE MARI! NE
We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.
In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.
Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I'll give my life,
So you can live the American way.
I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.
But still I fight on,
I don't bitch, ! I don't whine.
I'm just one of the people
Who is doing your time.
I'm harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I'm the immortal soldier,
I'm a U.S. MARINE!
So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests t
fantasy story - domonique in SD
It was a rainy night, and I was home all alone. It was kind of scary, but I decided to take a shower. I undressed myself quickly, slowly running my fingers over my pink nipples, giggling and moaning to myself playfully. Pulling the shower curtain shut, I turned on the water, which was spraying all over my clammy skin. Putting my fingers on my vagina, I rubbed it and washed it. Tonight I felt like a bad girl. I was so glad I had bought that dildo. Mmmm, that big dildo is waiting for me on my bed.
After my shower, I excitedly skipped over to my bed and dropped my towel. Lying back, I fantasized this to get me wet:
A big, buff guy is running his hands over my thighs. I beg for his big, swollen fingers to be in my tight little pussy. He obediently slides them in, pressing his thumb against my clit hard. Moaning with ecstasy, he presses harder and pounds his fingers in ...
By now, I'm starting to masturbate. Thinking of that same guy, shoving his
Okay, when you see a picture of me in a gaypride themed shirt, I was only pretending to prefer women. Yes, you are right, I don't love women, I just haven't met you yet.
Sure I was gay, but that changed the second I saw your half bald/half mulletted head
with your sexy hardcore Motley Crue tshirt that has the sleeves cut off to show me your "pipes". Rock on, old dude, rock on!
A COMPUTER PRAYER
Every night I lie in bed
This little prayer inside my head -
God bless my mom and dad
and bless my children
and take care of my husband
he brings me so much joy.
And God there's just one more thing
I wish that you would do -
if you don't mind me asking -
to just bless my puter too??
Now i know that its not normal,
to bless a small machine,
but listen just a second
and i'll try to explain;
You see, that little metal box
holds more than odds and ends;
inside those small components
rest a hundred loving friends.
Some its true I've never seen
and most i've never met;
we've never shaken hands or
ever truly hugged, and yet -
I know for sure they love me
by the kindnesses they give
and this little scrap of metal
is how i get to where they live.
By faith is how I know them,
much the same as I know you.
I share in what life brings them
so if its ok with you -
Just take an extra minute
from your duties up above,
to bless this little h
Contests Im In
if u all wanna go rate n comment then go for it. only 1comment..no bombing
I'm through with it.
The Wasted Stranger
Here he sits watching the stars
This lonely man...
Bitter and twisted...
Lonely and heart broken...
With a bottle of pills in hand...
A single tear in his eye...
Just sitting there slumped and devastated from a relationship come and gone...
He wonders why me...
What have i done to deserve this...
With anger flooding his vein's with each heart beat...
Each broken heart beat so out of tune...
Each beat crying for a different sorrow...
He pops the cap and swallows his pain...
With the stars getting ever closer...
And his heartache dampening...
Drifting off into eternal rest...
With the lights from the ambulance blazing on...
Lying there hoping to be free from pain...
He slips into eternal rest...
As he wakes into a cold dark place...
Goosebumps leaping over his skin...
He notices the pains still there...
Forced to watch and feel his loved one's pain...
Tortured forever more...
Feeling every tear of sorrow and regret..
What A Day!
Just found out that i am going to be an uncle, what a crazy phone call to get!
To Dare Fate !
Charting a course of second star to the right
Then heading off long into the night
Till the dawn does break and then to find
Is the one still in my heart and mind
Dreams to live on and dreams to feed
Yet dreams do not fulfill my need
Never to have and never to hold
So on into the adventure going so bold
Will I be blindsided by cupids hand
Or shall I remain in never never land
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
If You Could Do Anything Or Wish Anything, What Would It Be?
Im in a really contemplative mood today and i got a survey on myspace and this was one of the questions and its put alot of thought into my head so i thought id share the question and my answer with yall see if it makes u think as much as it did me...
If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?
i wish i knew what my future was gonna hold & how to go about getting there, i wish i could go back and redo certain things & undo hurt ive caused certain people, i wish my friend who died of a drug overdose 6 years ago could be here to see it really wasnt worth the one night of fun he had & let him redo it differently... i wish i knew the answers that would make everyone happy & i wish my friends chief & Bri & all the soliders defending our freedom overseas could see their children more often, i wish dads who's wifes/gfs are having there children wouldnt have to miss there child being born, i wish all the violence in the world would cease and i wish everyone who has a
Weird Us Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you - or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparantly, if you wear socks and practice homosexuality in the light of day, it's okay.)
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Ida
So....yeah I went to the icp show lastnight(for free)I'v seen em a few times,but it was effing nuts!After my shower I still could smell grape faygo all over me....and a got a black eye.Good show...My next show will be tool.Well thats all I have to say....have a goodday!!!
We Are Joining The Bombfest.
OK guy's,hitman wants to see if we can be the family he is hoping for.We have joined a private contest being held by Joker's Wild for bombing families only.ONLY family member's with verified salute's are eligible to bomb,so if you do not have one...get one.All member's with verified salute's must go to Joker's wild,rate/fan/friend request,only his friends can bomb and he will not add you without a verified salute.This pit's family against family,no friends can help a family as the contest is private.Opens May 13,so if you do not have a verified salute,get one.C-mon guy's let's git-r-done.
I Can Not Promise
I cannot promise you a life of sunshine
I cannot promise riches, wealth, or gold
I cannot promise you an easy pathway
That leads away from change or growing old
But I can promise all my heart's devotion
A smile to chase away your tears of sorrow
A love that's ever true and ever growing
A hand to hold in yours through each tomorrow
You know....I've never done this before...but hey...we are a virgins one time or another. LOL
I really want to say thanks to my CT friends for their support during all of this crap!! I really appreciate it. Cuts and bruises fade...but friendships stick around. He won't be coming back to the house!! The kids and I will be just fine. Thanks again!
My run was good despite the rain. as i enter the house i call your name.
no answer as i walk through the house heading for the bathroom. i glance at the clock and realize you would have left for work by now. i shed my wet cloths as i walk leaving them on the floor throughout the house. down to my bra and panties i open the bathroom door anticipating a long, hot shower to warm me. i am surprised to find the room filled with steam and to hear the shower running. "are you..." my question is cut off by a soft, silk scarf being tied around my head, blindfolding me. i am startled and raise my hands to pull it away when you capture my hands in yours. i feel your lips against my ear as you whisper "shhhh..how was the run??" followed by your tongue softly probing my ear. i shiver and my nipples harden immediatly..rubbing against my bra. i hear your deep chuckle as your fingers slip inside the material, tracing, pulling making them harder still. with one motion you pull the bra over my head.
YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BADLY!!!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this t
I Leave Wensday 4 Florida!
I will miss all of u! I will take lots of pics! My Retta will post them 4 me! I will talk to Retta every day! I hope u all miss me as much as I will miss U! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX from 'two', I LOVE U!
The Missing Kiss
...and I kissed her softly on the lips, sweet, gentle kiss, deep and passionate kiss, eyes closed wide, or at least I would have, if she hadn't left five minutes before, leaving me alone, to stare at empty walls, and ponder on the price of a moments hesitation...
Black salted tear, of widows heartbreak, the rainbow patination of a thousand regrets, sleepless nights, of heavy dreaming, of yesterday, of everything, before the cold reality of tomorrow dawns, and through it all she was tired and weary, and dreamed of sleeping, for a million years...
Proudly Announcing Soulz Ct Hall Of Famers
-cuz he keeps us clothed with kick ass designs and if you don't own one of his shirts you should get one-
GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE
-cuz he's tha shit! and got lots of awesome work-
GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE
-cuz she's a sweetheart and puts alot of time and effort into making CT more fun-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
-cuz without her how would we know wtf's going on with contests n' stuff-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
-cuz she lends her mouse clickin' finger to help each of you get tha word out about things-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
-cuz she is a proud mother of a child with autism and keeps us all aware of it-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
-cuz she is always there to give a helping hand when she's needed and she's very much loved by many-
GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE
I'm so excited, I just can't hide it! Yeah, I'm old....
I bought my tickets last night, heading to Germany for two days then to Denver for two weeks! Wooo Hooo! Shotgun Willies here I come! hahahahaha
Actually I'll need to move my stuff into storage and turn the house over to the realtor to rent out for me, hopefully sell my truck and go fishing a bit. The family wants me to squeeze in a trip to see them and I'd like to but we shall have to see about that.
So work is work, the usual chaos and mayham doesn't affect me as much now. What do I care?
I know I'm going to go nuts as soon as I get close to civilization. I don't know if I'll be able to go to sleep without .50 cals going off or helo's flying over me and not being surrounded by troops with guns? Man, might be to much to handle.
I was sitting in my hut thinking about it this morning as I was waiting for sleep to come and get me. Here I am, laying on an old ratty mattress, in about a 7*7 room, helo's flying
My Earliest Memory In Life
I was 2 and had an aunt that was just 23 days older than me so we played together alot. We lived 2 houses down from my grandparents and my aunt. My uncle Jimbo came over to vist one day and we asked if we could play in his car. He let us in and I jumped in the drivers seat and my aunt in the passenger seat.
Back in those days they had cars with the stick shift on the steering column and I was standing up turning the wheel and shifting the gear.
About 2 minutes or so into playing like I was driving the car started to roll backwards. My aunt and I jumped out and tried to stop the car but it crashed right into the front of the neighbors car and tore it up.
My parents and uncle came running out of the house and so did the neighbors. Mom checked to make sure we were okay and when she saw we were I got the ass whoopin of a lifetime lol.
I remember waking up later in my bed and asking mommy if she was still mad at me. She was and I stayed in my bed the rest of that night.
Buh Bye! (but For Now)
i just wanted to let you all know tomorrow afternoon i'm going out for vacations
mountains in the north of Argentina is the place where i'm going, and i'll take this vacations away from computers and technology (lets see if i can survive lol)
i'll be back next thursday may 10 in the night
please everyone take care, if you need help while i'm gone just check this link
and ask any bouncer, they all will help!
and... miss me till i'm back :)
lots of hugs
Words Of A Madman...
Just a lil nugget from one of my favorite authors. This was written in 2001, but struck me as scarily accurate...
"We are at war now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this war might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that 8 or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history-which is no doubt true- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a lifetime to people who are in their 20's today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in NYC while the World Trade Ctr burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compa
We can not know all that lies ahead. we can not see what will come of all we do.there will be sadness to be sure,but happiness to. We trust in those that guide us and hope for life to give.the things we think we need to learn and love and live...Silverthorn.
There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision.
So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation.
Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...'
And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off, buster, I've got a headache!'
Here Yall Go
you know all yall that are related to me and you know who you are you could fucking talk to me on here instead of always using some damn excuse as to why you dont so when you decide to talk to me then you can fucking say smthng
AT LEAST HE GOT THE COBWEBS
Elyria, OH - Martyn Eskins, attempting to clean out cobwebs in his basement, declined to use a broom in favor of a propane torch and caused a fire that burned the first and second floors of his house.
WHEN PLANS GO "BUST"
A 19-year-old Sheffield Lake, Ohio, man stole his mother's credit card to pay for his girlfriend's breast enhancement surgery. The girlfriend left him immediately afterwards and he was sentenced to 18 months in jail.
IT ONLY MATTERS WHETHER YOU'RE RIGHT
A Columbia, TN woman, angry that her husband fell asleep with a lit cigarette that left a burn hole in the mattress, left a lit cigarette on the bed the next day to show him what would have happened had she not caught it in time. The house burned down, as apparently expected.
Good thing she caught it in time.
"TOO DUMB TO BE A CRIMINAL" BONEHEAD AWARD
A Florida man, who robbed two men at gunpoint in their homes, dropped his wallet as he left and then called po
On December 12, 2005 I transferred from USS Monterey. About 50 people came out to see me off. That evening, we had a hail and farewell for 5 of us who were leaving soon. Besides myself, we said goodbye to Gene, Dave, Mark, Eric and said hello to Patrick who was going to check aboard in the next few weeks.
Tuesday I headed out for points west. I didn't have a particular agenda, mostly going to states I have never been to before. It was a beeline west to West Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois, and St Louis, Missouri then southwest about 50 miles for my first rest stop. The next morning, I barely went into Kansas, then back on I-44 toward Tulsa then Oklahoma City, Amarillo TX, Albequerque NM then north on US -550 to the very small town of Cuba NM to spend the night at an elevation of 6900 feet above sea level. It was 5°F when I got there.
The next morning, I drove north then west, crossing the continental divide, then stopped at 4 Corners to catch Colorado and Utah. I
Redneck Man's Pick Up Lines
Redneck Man's pick up lines > >1. Did you fart, cuz you blew me away.... > >2. Are yer parents retarded cuz ya sure are special... > >3. My love fer you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in... > >4. Do you have a library card, cuz I'd like to sign you out... > >5. Is there a mirror in yer pants because I sure can see myself in >em... > > >6. If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer >hole... > > >7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauties only a >light >switch away.... > >8) Man: "Fat Penguin! "Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just wanted to say >something that would break the ice... > >9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer >bed-rock... > >10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went >inta this cheap motel room... > >11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner... > >12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin' we kin sleep til >afternoon. > >And.... the best for last > >13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every
Un Wanted People Who Visit Your Page
I MIND MY OWN BUSINESS I DON'T TALK TO ANYONE RARELY BUT YET IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE TEND TO TRY TO FIGURE SOMEONE OUT WELL YOU WONT FIGURE ME OUT DON'T TRY TO IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME YOU DON'T AND YOU WON'T SO DON'T COME BACK TO MY PAGE AN TRY TO START SHIT WITH ME BECAUSE THIS IS ONE CHICK YOU DON'T WANNA COME FACE TO FACE WITH I WILL AND CAN BE THE BIGGEST BITCH AND THE MEANEST PERSON YOU EVER WANNA MEET AND IF THIS PERSON COMES BACK TO MY PAGE ONE MORE YOU WILL BE ADDRESSED AND I WON'T HESITATE TO SPEAK MY MIND TO YOU GOT IT GOOD. NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE STAY OFF MY PAGE.
Sorry I havent been on in awhile, but I promise to catch up with everyone. Been outta town working...I hope all is well wtih everyone. And thanx for all the love.
To anyone I may have been snippy with the last few days.
I'm going through a lot right now - including my husband being laid off from his job soon and us needing to find a new place to live.
I Had Something To Say.
In the next world or in this one, mAybe i can find soMe magnificent way to Say it dO you think i want you to disbelieve me?
RemembeR the first daY I CAlled you? i thiNk eveN then i knew i wanted yOu for myself.
in an always sorT of way.
So, does tHat sOund like a good idea
Would there be anY Objections to me abdUcting you?
wHO Would object to soMething that romantic, that Unimaginabely CHarmIng.
not me, not you.
those are the onLy twO people's opinion that mattered.
i would like to haVE YOU miss.
in a forever kinda way.
No Winner But
3 IMAGINARY COPIES OF ADVANCED 3RD GRADE MATH HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUT
If there are 6 apples and you take away 4..YOU NOW HAVE 4 APLLES AND 2 REMAIN ON THE TABLE
HOW MUCH IS 1+3+4++25+Y+7+5++47+8+3+=
FOR THE SAME PRIZE AS B4
I just LOVE it when men use models' pics as their default. There's always those comments like "You're so hot, shout me." From a MALE.
I know it's so hard, but try READING a profile. Sheesh. You're leading these poor guys on. Haha.
Absolutely T He Best Advice
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you h
Bring to me the heart.
The one you see and show to me.
Love the light it brings to me.
Show me how you long to see.
Tender dreams will always be.
This I swear you'll always see.
Cherish life, Cherish Dreams.
Forever and ever till eternity.
Bring the life back to me.
So I may see the light of dreams.
For this I know, just may be,
the dawning of my soul for eternity.
Let love bloom all day long.
It breeds more life.
Right or Wrong.
Keeps it growing big and strong.
Hold it tightly you'll never be wrong.
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
William A. Ward
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Hold fast to dreams, for without them we are like birds with broken wings.
Editor: It is in your darkest hour, dreams can give you hope.
Small dreams have no power to move the heart of men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Editor: If a cause is not big enough, people are seldom moved.
Home... And Yet Still Busy Lol
HEY EVERYONE IM HOME.... BUT BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE AND AM FIXING IT UP OK OK AARON IS DOING MOST OF THE WORK BUT IM PULLING UP BASE BOARDS AND HELPING SO BUSY BUSY NOT SO MUCH FUN ON HERE LATELY WAS IN VEGAS AND BUSY AND NOW IM HOME AND BUSY..SO FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BEING HERE TOTALLY IM ON AND OFF IN SUCH A SHORT TIME I PROMISE ILL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN AND TO BE FUN AGAIN SMOOCHES TO YOU ALL AND I DO MISS CHATTING WITH YOU MUAHHHS
For being a virtual bar, I've seen more "pretty" people here than in any bar I've ever been in.
Whether or not this says that real life is disappointing is up for discussion.
Oh, well, at least there is eye candy. No touching, though. I'm taken, and nobody is worth losing what I have now.
My "good Ol' Days"
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching DOUG, Ren & Stimpy, PINKY and the BRAIN, Animaniacs, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, THE TICK....
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1 for POP UP VIDEO!
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny
Something I Was Feeling I Guess
People may come and People may go,
Life is an ocean or so I say so!
Waves of chaos all around,
Holding my ears to block out the sound!
The world as I know it is an enigma,
Many times I just want to cringea!
Many live lives filled with STRESS,
I live a life that is such a MESS!
The seasons are changing as am I,
Sometimes I just want to Cry!
As I open to the many things before me,
What I see just totally bores me!
Boy Escapes Dog Cage
An Ohio couple have been arrested after their 10-year-old son escaped from the small dog cage in which he was locked and ran away to a neighbor's house. The boy told police he was often put into the two-foot high by two-foot wide cage with locks on each end and sometimes forced to wear a shock collar.
Jessica Botzko, 28, and John Westover, 37, were charged with child endangerment. Authorities said the couple forced their 10-year-old to stay in the cage when he was being punished and when his father used drugs. The couple is also accused of using and making drugs in front of their five-year-old son.
"He had to tuck his knees into his chest, and he fell asleep in there on a couple occasions," Captain Ray Carroll of the Toledo Police said. "It wasn't continuous. It was probably on and off for punishment."
According to court papers filed in the case, the older boy was repeatedly shocked through a remote-controlled device used to train animals. Neighbors told reporters the boys were
One For The Ladies
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
Not a whole ot going on today. It's werid when things stop. I talked to an advisor person about what classes I should take. They were somewhat helpfull. I signed up for some summer classes. So starting May 14th, I'll have stuff to do. I guess I have break for a few days. I probably need one. I'm just not sure what I'm going to do with it. The summer classes are all messed up though. They have different scedules, and different months. Some start in may, and some start in june. Some go to july, and some to augaust.. I only have a couple classes in may. That's probably a good thing in a way, cuz I think one of them is a n "upperlevel " class. I haven't taken any of those before. So I don't really know what to expect from it, or how hard, or anything it will be. I also don't know how much I"ll get paid for may, since I'm not in many classes. I have 14 credits for the summer, and I only need 12 or 13 for full time. But I don't know if they pay the full time amount if I'm not actually
wow, i cant beleive how hard this has hit me. I have only been here in texas at ft. sam for 4 days. Im here for more advanced training as i go for my flight paramedic specalist. and wow. I am just thinking now, how much i miss my family. I was all happy to be comming down here, and now i have only been here for 4 days, and already missing my family back home. I have also not been talking to a lot of you here on tap, and im sorry, just i have been very busy with all my training. I did pass my finals for the EMT-B part. Well till next time i post, if i talk to you i talk to you. so if you see me online, send me a shout!!! And just remember that i love ya all, you are all my best of best friends. till next time. Bonnie
Wounded... Left Her After 8 Years She Got Hooked On Crack
I used to think everything would be okay, if we gave it time all the problems would just go away we tried to sit and talk it out I realized I love you with out a doubt you say you love me and I know you do its so hard to prove my love to you I try to deal with your personal stuff but dealing with you is pretty tough I cant do this anymore waiting for you to call has became a chore you say you'll call and you never do I sit at home waiting for you you say I;ll be there soon Im on my way I don't hear from you again till the next day everything you do comes before me your loosing me again I hope you see I miss you more than I could ever say you;ll realize what went wrong one day when all the drugs are gone and your sitting in your room all alone when the phone doesn't ring and Im nowhere to be seen please help me make this work swallow your pride and stop being a jerk!!
Well.I joined CT about a week ago maybe? lol I dunno...I have to say though I love it on here.
I started my new job this week and it's kicking my ass...But I love what I'm doing so.it's worth it and it pays well...I don't know what else to write at the moment...I have one hell of a headache
Just Me Being Me!!
You who is always with me in my mind but never in body.
Why is it that we click like we do.
How is it you seem to see the parts that others don't.
Why is it so hard to get you out of my mind.
How is it that you out of all I've touch is willing to go where others will not.
Why is it so real with you where it's not with others.
How is it that we seem to have crossed paths time and time again.
Why is it that I feel more feelings with you then others.
How I wish I had the answers.
How I wish I know how you got past the walls that are me.
Why is it so easy to know you yet I've never meet you.
All this go's through my head so many times that I dream when I'm wide awake.
I don't understand any of it, this is so not me, I never let my walls down ,yet you are there.
A wise woman once said Kat'a'lynn,You who reflex's everyone and everything and sees things that can't be seen,one day you'll be seen,by others and yourself. When that day comes you'll be on t
I Don't Mind But
Lots of people come to profiles and go through others photo pages and when they see one they like they rip it to thier page which is fine with me. The problem I have with someone ripping a photo from me is that they take the time to go through my photos and take the one they want and leave with out even a thank you, no rating, not even a fuck you....
It seems to me if you have the gull to take from someone you should at least leave a comment, a thank you or a rating.
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP)
Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.
Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.
How Rare Is Your Personality?
I have been a bit depressed last few weeks and have not been up to going to my fellowship group on thurssdays ........ 2nite i was given HUGS by all and welcomed back and it felt great 2 b among those that cared ....... im still have issues to resolve but was good to get out of my room and be among friendly souls 4 a few hours ...... when i got back my kitty was awaiting me at the door and demanded pettin & some food after i got settled
Depths Of Despair
Wrapped up tightly in my own little dark world
hidden from the view of the realities I've fled.
I just want to leave, to run as fast as I can
away from all the problems, the pain, the anger, the hate.
But I can't run fast enough, can't flee far enough
It keeps pursuing relentlessly, on my heels
always overtaking me just when I think
I could finally be safe, finally be free
it pulls me down into the depths of despair.
Once again the wrath rains down on me
once again I am weary of this mortal coil
longing to shrug it off and lose myself
just fade away like the morning mists
leaving behind the sorrows of this life
til it all becomes a faded memory
like awakening from a terrifying nightmare
yet I must find a way to continue in this dreary world
and endure the constant battle for my sanity
Just A Thought
This is a pet peeve of mine so bear with me...even some dictionaries disagree :)
A guy bought a new car, and I thought it was nice.....but didn't say much...well here it comes...he proceded to tell me "You are just jealous.."
Okay first of all....no......if i had ill feelings toward him because of his possession, then I would be envious.....okay...do we get that? You envy someone for what they have, and you are jealous when someone wants what you have....see....I can envy a man because he has a goregeous wife, cos I want her, then when he finds out I want his wife, he becomes Jealous ....see it is so simple....so to the wise ass that told me I was jealous, no my friend I wasn't......not even envious....
I know it is subtle, and you hear it used incorrectly everday on tv, or the radio.....I just think we should be using the original definitions of the words as opposed to what society is now allowing...I hate that shit...and we wonder why our kids seem stupid.....cos we
For The Know It Alls!
Okay this one should be fun....as I mean no disrespect, but I may inadvertently offend some.
Don't tell someone what they need......just dont' do it....that would be my first piece of advice (if I gave advice...you'll see later)......but let's get to the blog.
Today I had a friend tell me that I needed to go to church. Now I won't tell you why I was offended...yet. But why do religious fanatics insist on pushing their make believe on others. I won't say what religion they are, though it is obvious. The reason I didnt' say anything is I believe his intentions were pure, but his audacity was solid.
Don't think for a second that your religion is more right than anothers, we can argue math, we can argue about movies, but what we can't argue with is make believe. That term may offend some...sorry...as of now if there is no proof, which there isn't it is make believe. Now that is not to say that Jesus isn't god, or that Buddah isn't, or that Mohammed didn't move a mountain, that i
My Dear Friend
A friend is someone
who listens and cares,
a friend is someone
who's always there.
A friend brings happiness
that can warm and mend.
I'm glad that I can
call you a friend.
A lot of people have
entered my life,
but one thing remains true...
I've never met a single soul
who has touched my heart like you.
Thank you for being a friend
Poppin' My Blog Cherry!
So HI people! I don't know why you're reading this but since you are...HI! I'm just looking for more places to shout about getting married last weekend! Yay me! Anymoo...ya'll have a great whatever!
Yippee!! *Does a dance*
Off to Oulton park on Monday to watch the bike racing.
Need to go shopping for obligatory bikini top.
Sods law it will bloody rain grrr
What Makes You Cringe????? Only Read If You Dont Have A Tickled Stomach!
Ok people you may well look at me in a different way after you have read this story. But i dont care lol. I can laugh now but, at the time it was very disturbing im sure you will agree. See if this makes you cringe and has anything like this ever happened to you?? I want to now what makes You cringe, whats the most embarassed you have ever been for yourself or even for someone else???
Im sure all my CT friends and fans have a story to tell...
Ok ill start you off!!!!
One of my very embarrassing moments, and believe me I could write a book.
It was a night out with a mate I hadn’t seen for a long time. We were both young free and single and getting lots of wanted attention from guys all night.
The night was coming to an end and we had, had lots of fun.
I noticed a cute guy watching me that caught my eye earlier in the night, I smiled and he came towards me to and started talking to me.
While I was talking away I started getting stomach cramps and feeling light headed.
well i was told last night@work that my store mgr and other managers wanna promote me to a pharmacy tech, which would mean way more money and id be working daylight mon thru fri.walgreens will also pay for my training and to get me certified, which means i could go to any pharmacy or hospital and work.im really looking forward to this, it will mean alot of studying but im willing to do it.
I can not believe the drama that lurks here. I was actually thanked for not being mad at a person for something that happened in a mum. People this is the internet, its not that serious. Let me set the record straight abut me. I do not take serious the drama that goes on here. You can say what ever you want, do what you want it doesnt bother me. I promise I won't hate you. I have a life outside of Cherry Tap and there is nothing anyone can say or do that will have an adverse affect on my life. So if you are a drama queen or king please keep it to you. Remember KARMA is something serious. I have nothing against anyone here. If oyu harass me then I block you just that simple. Some need to log off and go outside,walk around, go to the mall, visit friends, volunteer whatever. The internet is not your life I hope. I promise you it is truly not mine
I am in love with someone. But i really dont think they even care anymore about me. I guess i should have know that from day one. But i can't stop thinking about this person. So i guess i will just back.
Just Dont Understand
It just makes me wonder...I know that sometime ago ive probably reflected upon this and probably shared this with some of my family and friends on CT. I thank you all for being there for me.
But theres just one thing which i dont quite understand i and i dont think that i will ever understand...
Last week, i was planning to meet up with a friend of mine to have a chat and just to get to know each other a bit more. That was fine by me and considering he only lived about 30mins away from me. we arranged everything and we decdied on a place to meet up.
So the next day i had lectures that morning and after that i went to the place where we said we would meet....Waited....and waited till i finally couldnt be bothered waiting anymore. I was really annoyed that the fact he didnt call me to say that he couldnt make it or at least something. I even text and called him but he had his phone swtiched off. I mean what kind of impression do you make of that?
Eventually i had to go back as
Make Me Laugh Or Make Urself Laugh......
One of my very embarrassing moments, and believe me I could write a book.
It was a night out with a mate I hadn’t seen for a long time. We were both young free and single and getting lots of wanted attention from guys all night.
The night was coming to an end and we had, had lots of fun.
I noticed a cute guy watching me that caught my eye earlier in the night, I smiled and he came towards me to and started talking to me.
While I was talking away I started getting stomach cramps and feeling light headed. I excused myself and made a sharp exit for the ladies. My tummy was in a bad way I must have eaten something rotten earlier on in the day. I must have been on the toilet for 10 mins before it passed.
I made my way back to the dance floor where my friend was and the guy I had to rudely leave. I looked at my friend and asked ‘are you ready to leave’ she replied ‘yes’ I continued to exchange numbers with the cute guy.
Suddenly while I was talking a spout of wind arouse a
Well, it's been a few days since I had the dubious pleasure of finding I still can't trust my current wife. Here's what's going on with that:THE ANSWER: While she was in North Harbor (one of the local psych wards), she was told what her problem was and the way she will need to get it fixed. It will involve at least two years of psychotherapy. She'll have to work hard to become "normal." It'll involve a basic personality change. (Imagining changing the very fundamental parts of your personality. That's what she'll be going through.) She says she's willing and really wants to do this. I don't know if she can. But it did answer the question I gave her that I didn't think had an answer.THE TRUST: In addition to her psychotherapy, I know I can no longer trust her. In order to rebuild the trust, we (or at least I) will have to have some sort of therapy. It will be difficult to learn to trust her again. I mean, right now in the morning I get up, take a shower, read her IM messag
"love Is The Greatest Instinct- Follow Your Heart!"
"Love is the greatest instinct- Follow your heart!"
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like .Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ....... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara They usually run at the first sign
Man What A Long Night
ok, so, me being the super dad that i am, i got wrangled, conned, persueded, whatever, in taking my daughter to see spiderman at like midnight last night.
the result being me getting almost no sleep and being shall we say less than sweet today, lol.
my daughter, having the luxery of sleeping in because i home school, is sound asleep, even at this very moment. argh! lol. but im not bitter, oh no, lol.
which brings me to the movie itself. a mild disapointment.
for the purist/ comic geeks. you might go either way. they changed alot of stuff. so much stuff you might be just enough geek to appreciate it and let it go. not me, the original story was fine, no need to mess with it.
for the date that gets dragged to the movie. lots of drama, love triangles, and a dance number. thats right, you heard me, a dance number. nuff said.
for the motion sick. dont bother, most of the action takes place in the air, spinning, and i almost puked at one point. it was cool looking though.
Can someone please inform me as to what the hell a CT Wife/Husband is?! Maybe it's just me, but I am so lost...
Hey yall just wanted to leave a lil sumthin lettin yall know dat i put up my "PrIvAtE aLbUm" back up n most of da picz r recent !!! I dunno ill probably put da old onez back up too!! *well datz up to yall so just lemme know* laterz yall ;)
Also..question For The Females
This is a question for all females..When you tell someone that you want space...You don't know how to say it is over yet....Right??
When you say you don't have time for a boyfriend..Yet you have time to go out to concerts with friends, go out of town to hangout with friends...You just don't want to say you found somebody else right??Why are stupid excuses like that used..We know it is bull..Don't get me wrong. I know guys use them too..And that is the stupid ones..All those things being said to us does...Is hurt us more than yall just saying it is over...So to save a lil heartache for the person you wanna end it with...Just tell them.
New Words For 2007
NEW WORDS FOR 2007:
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3.ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of
And The Winner Is
(¯`·._)FUNUSLADYBUG(¯`·._)@ CherryTAPthe number was 15 next contest in 5 minutes for a cherry
Ok, I gotta get some shit off my chest. Take it how you want it even though I know the one that needs to read it won't. Tells me where I really stand...
First off, this is the internet. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
Don't spread lies about people cuz you don't know how to play nicely. So you didn't shine like a star the entire time, IT WAS A FUCKING CONTEST AND I DIDN'T EVEN CARE IF I WON!!!!!!! You're not the only one with a heart condition.
Secondly, I am my own person and will do what I want, when I want and if it pisses you off, you know how to delete me. I truly love my family on here, but I can't be told what I can and can't do and if that means I can't be part of your 'club' so be it. Take me off.
Thirdly, I hate getting into the middle of this friend doesn't like that one and so on. I don't want to be rejected for something I truly want, nor forced to choose because you guys have to fight over who has the bigger cock. You have different views, that's what makes you individua
A Story About A Mentally Handicaped Child
What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child."
For A Platinum Cherry
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?
Sportsman's Double Please
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift..
He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is
Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob".
Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said, "Well then, I guess
there's no point in asking about the goatee.
WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT DEATH
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end.
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
Here are some men and women who mocked God:
JOHN LENNON: Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the
And The Winner Is
the champion..is always the current winner so..clowns is the champion..but i know theres comnpetition in the building next contest for a cherry in 2 minutes
Its finally May and the weather is warming up.Pretty soon It'll be pool weather. I can't wait. Can't wait for bon fires,and hanging outside at nights.
A Little Pissed Off
We the people havn't the "RIGHT" to deffend ourselves, some of the meat puppets in this world would like to say..
... I have recently found out that our FIREFIGHTERS here in tampa are not allowed to carry their firearms in their own personal mode of trasportation....And are Getting Fired for doing so. A incodent had accured which has led to this..let me know what you think...
A Tampa Firefighter was getting off shift, in a bad naighbor hood, upon getting into his car a thug put a gun to his head trying to rob him....when the Firemen said he didn't have anything the thug pulled the trigger...Luckly the thug had the safty on and was having issues with the saftey. So the Firemen grabbed his firearm from his personal property(his car) , shot and killed the thug who was not only trying to rob him but kill him...... This Firefighter who is a protector (in a sence)of the peace lost his job, and lost his right to carry and obvious legal problems.....
How Is this Fair??? Someone who
Life And Times
Well I am just writing to get things off of my chest and to just talk for the sake of talking.
Tomorrow May 5th will be the 16th anniverary of my daughters death, she would have been 21 this year. So I am just putting down some thoughts so that I will not try to think too much about things.
The older I get the more I wish I would have gotten to know her more. She was only 5 when she died and I was a young father who in all honesty was rotten, I was never there and I just hate myself for it.
Remember everyone, always tell the people you love that you love them everyday because you never know when you won't get that chance. I learned the hard way and I pay for it everyday. If you love someone then please today for me tell them and make sure they know, you will feel better for it in the long run.
I would like to wish everyone who reads this the best and best wishes. I hope that you all have a very happy and long life. Good luck to all.
This Is Krazy!!!
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Spring N Summer Weekends
As we all know. when Spring n Summer arrive we all get more active and do alot more with life. Well as of 2 pm today.. like all Fridays coming.. I will be gone..
We go to the lake n live out of our travel trailer every weekend.. Rain or shine.
This year will be a little different tho, this year I had an internet service put in. And got myself a laptop. Tho, sorry to say .. I won't CT to it.. I am leavin the drama behind. R N R time.. from May to September... NOthing but fresh air.. fishing n relaxing all weekend. I will return on Sunday afternoons.. And be back on the net.. anywhere from Sunday to Monday morning.
I have met alot of very nice ppl on ct. but I need to do things for me while the weather permitts.. lol .. minnesota land in the winter I don't get out much..
Will see u all by monday.. Loves ya.. hugs.. n most but not least.. Have a gr8 weekend.. I LOVES Each n everyone of you !!!!
Thank You to everyone that has came by and rated me. Thank you so much. I am working on getting back to everyone to rate your pics and profiles. If I have not gotten to yours yet I will I promise. IF I DON'T COME BY LET ME KNOW I WILL RATE YOU AND ALL THE GOOD STUFF!!!
Wahoooo Hugs All
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread
For A Romantic Vacation Sent Anonynously To The Person Of Your Choice.
Five mice — Mindy, Marty, Muriel, Mabel, and Mike — were nibbling the cheese on the kitchen table, but Whiskers the cat chased them back into their hole. Muriel Mouse made it back third, and Mike Mouse was fourth. Mabel Mouse was after Mike, and Marty Mouse was not second. Which mouse was first, and which was last?
Bustin Out Pt 3
SHE SKIPPED COURT
,,, probably got herself cracked out of her skull ..
gonna suck to be her...
so there was the warrant for her arrest cause of the bail being revoked and now its also for skipping court...
makes me glad giving a blowjob is a felony here
gotta love a crimes against nature charge..
LOST AND CONFUSED
ALONE AND AFRAID
PAYING FOR MOST OF THE MISTAKES THAT ARE MADE
LEFT HERE TO BECOME BUT AN EMPTY SHELL
TORN APART BY THE RAVAGES OF HELL
KEPT IN THE DARKNESS
WITH NOONE TO HOLD
THE DARK IS SO LONELY
THE TEARDROPS SO COLD
WITH A SHATTERED HEART
ANDA BROKEN SOUL
NOTHING ON EARTH TO MAKE YOU WHOLE
THEN ONE FATEFUL DAY
WHEN THE SUN HAD AROSE
THIS IS THE DAY THAT CHAPTER WOULD CLOSE
FINDING THAT 'ONE', GIVING YOURSELF
ACCEPTING A LOVE BEYOND ALL HUMAN WEALTH
AND AS FOR EACH PASSING DAY
THAT TURNS INTO THE YEARS
HIS EMBRACE HAS ERASED ALL OF YOUR FEARS
ALWAYS AND TRUE
FOR NOW HE HAS HIS TRUE SOULMATE
AND THAT ONE IS YOU.
Why I Should Be On The Realworld
(For those that haven't seen, I've signed up on realworldcasting.com. I think I should be on!)
Why is is that "Stupid" is a tag one can choose [to describe themselves on the Real World casting site], but "Intelligent" is not? Isn't it about time that Real World puts on some people who can compose complete sentences? For that matter isn't it about time that the Real World have on some thirty-something, balding guy who is built like Clay Aiken and stresses about how he is going to pay his mortgage?
I'm tired of the whiny, retarded, trust-fund model wannabe's that Mtv trots out for this show. It's time for a change! We thirty-something Gen-Xers are what put this show on the map in the first place! For that matter, we're the ones that made Reality T.V. into a viable medium with which to air train wreck drama without having the expense of actual writers. You're welcome, America.
Attention All Family Members!
OKAY LISTEN UP AND MAKE SURE YOU TELL EVERY FAMILY MEMBER TO COME AND READ THIS. WE HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN THE 2007 BOMBFEST! WE ARE GONNA NEED EVERYONES HELP IN THIS IF WE WANNA WIN WHICH WE DO! I NEED EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY TO GO AND SEND A FRIEND REQUEST TO JOKERS WILD. YOU CAN FIND HIM IN MY FRIENDS AND HITMAN6 FRIENDS. YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIEND OF HIS WITH A VERIFIED SALUTE BEFORE YOU CAN BOMB THIS CONTEST. SO WE WOULD LOVE FOR EVERYONE TO GO AND ADD HIM AS A FRIEND SO THAT WAY ALL OF US CAN BOMB OUR FAMILY PIC. THE LINK TO HIS PAGE IS AT THE END OF THIS BLOG. I ALSO WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO GO AND READ THE RULES HE HAS POSTED IN BLOGS ABOUT THIS CONTEST. ANOTHER THING ABOUT THIS CONTEST IS EVEN THOUGH SOME OF YOU HAVE DUAL ACCOUNTS AND HAVE SALUTES FOR BOTH ACCOUNTS YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO USE YOUR OLDEST ACCOUNT. THERE WILL BE NO BASHING OF ANY KIND IN THIS EITHER CAUSE IF THERE IS THE PERSON WHO BASHES WILL GET KICKED OUT OF THE CONTEST AND KICKED OUT OF THE FAMILY! NO IF'S AND'
Everyday there is a child that dies from child abuse this vicious circle must stop but it doesn't u see on the news that 1 in every 5 children die from this and it is just wrong. I had two very close friends die from it and it hurts to know that many others will too, Unless we do something stop the pain. This blog goes out to the many children who have lost their lives to that vicious circle of child abuse..WE WILL MISS U AND OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH U.....
Martina McBride Videos | Music Video Codes | Michigan Vacations
as some of you may have noticed - i have added a new photo album, that currently, no one but myself has access to. it is the album i was describing in my last blog entry. i have not opened it yet, because no one has given me a thumbs up or a thumbs down on whether or not i should open it.
I see the wild horses running free like you and me. Free to be who they want to be, free from all the harm and hate. Free to run over here and then over there. You remain free and unfound until the day I come around. So e rome together and play together until the day came that you would not be teathered. The day came and it was time to choose being free or being with me. You looked at me with a lost look on your face and asking why things must change why can we not just run free and untaimed.My reply is that fences are being built every day and even the free will not run free any more.
By: Sabrina AKA Me :)
ok yall when i send a coment out to u it dose not mean im ofering my self to u or any thing period it just means that i think yr a great person and want to show u some love thats it nothing more nothing less so pleses when i send u a coent dont tell me me are u ofering becus im no bitch to be ofering my self to any one and also ples dont ask for my nughty pics if i dont have u in there its for a reason let me decide who i add on tere and who i dont thanks for reading and soory to be so mean but some people on ct really dont get it when u say no and to the one that dont even ask maybe u will be in there soon u never know :) AND REMBER IM A LADY NOT A PICE OF MEAT hugs curvy loveR have a great weekend
why cant i remember
when it was that i lost
in my mind i cant decifer
the emotions that have been put
on a shelf.
can i go? i gotta run away
can i hide? not if i stay
where and what to do
with these fucking feelings
it seems the more
I try the more
i wish i could remember
of it all.
can i go? fuck it all
can i hide? fucking pride
bottled up, strangle hold
slice me up to reveal
my bloody gold...
I Dont Need You!
please don't come back to me. i don't want to have any option of taking u back. after all u have made me go through. after realizing i'm such a stupid idealistic fool. i don't want any part of that me again. i'm surviving. i'm thriving in fact. don't spare me another thought. i don't want or need your pity.i don't want to be patronized. the only thing i really asked for was honesty. and you couldn't even give me that. let's not be friends. no friend of mine lies and back stabs me.
if it were only this easy to get over you.. even if you were a lying cheating 2 timing (inaudible)
helping me get over you
(Featuring Lari White)
(Travis Tritt/Lari White)
You ask who's lying in my bed
Is it really love we're making
My heart's hanging by a thread
She's the only reason it ain't breaking
Do you ever cross my mind
Darling fact is you still do
That's the reason she is here
Wiping your old memory clear
She's helping me get over you
Helping me get over you
One kiss at a time
I Dont Want To Be A Good Girl Anymore
been there done that. i was a good girl. they thnk im stupid. and being sweet just isn't in anymore.
being a good girl? All ex's cheats on me. All friends back stab me.
i want to change, to do some rebel things that bad girls do..
but i can't, i just can't.
i want to curse the way that other girls curse. why can they say the word f*ck you and even just by writing it doesn't feel right to me?
Why can they talk about sex like it's the most normal thing in the world and having multiple counts of it from multiple men just really rocks?
i love sex too. i want to say what i wanted to say, i want to stop caring to what other people will say... so what if i'm not a good girl. who give a damn?
So what if im not sweet?
I don't even know whats the real me. the only thing i understand is that behind the pretty smile and sweet look is a rebelious woman that wanted to be out and have fun...
can you give me that without prejudice...
since i never ever judge a person for wh
Dark and best kept secrets about Our Social
Many years ago in Seattle , two wonderful
neighbors, (of current neighbors of mine, Mike and Sue
Elliott and Patty Roosevelt came to their home to
swim on a regular basis. They were a great couple full of
laughter and stories that today Mike and Sue
continue to marvel at. Both are now deceased, but their stories
During the years of our friendship they had many,
many discussions about Elliott's parents (President
Franklin D. and Eleanor Roosevelt) and how his father and
mother never intended for the Social Security and Welfare
programs to turn out the way they are today.
Elliott used to say that if his parents returned to earth
and saw what the politicians had done to their
programs they would have burned all of them in hell.
Here is a story I received today regarding the
Social Security Program and I immediately thought of
ITS THE FIRST SATURDAY IN MAY!! U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! KY DERBY TIME!! WOO HOO!!!! THE WEATHER MIGHT BE NASTY BUT THE PARTY NEVER STOPS!!!! THIS WILL BE MY 17TH IN A ROW!!!!! I WILL BE IN THE IN FIELD WITH ALL THE OTHER 200,000 REGULAR JOES PARTYING DOWN!!!! MINT JULIPS TASTE LIKE SHIT BY THE WAY, BUT ITS TRADITION SO I WILL HAVE ONE ANYWAY!!! LOL!! MOSTLY BUDWEISER AND A FIFTH OF MAKER'S MARK!!! ITS A THREE HOUR DRIVE TO LOUISVILLE!!!! HOPE ALL HAS A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
Am I So Tired...
Am I so tired I can no longer see, I can no longer feel, I can no longer care?
I don't feel so tired, and yet I feel nothing but cold, as though I have been abandoned, in a dark and desolate place, with no company, apart from that of black salted tears, that run and fall, and leave me also.
Is there no dream, within my dreams, that can offer up an ounce of hope, a gleaming beacon, within the night, to stimulate me, to captivate me, and to lead me to sanctuary.
I stare so hard into the darkness, into the abyss, awaiting your return, but you are never to be seen, and all I'm left to do, is stand here, wondering if I've become to tired...
Wrote It Today
Battling my demons
some I just cant win
hiding behind a fake smile
hiding the scars from everyone
emotional state leaves me weak
tempted to use
to pick up alot I've turned down
close myself off from the world
locked in my own mind
dragging the blade across my wrist
every little upset,hate,reality
now I'm left with the marks
emotional scars that will never heal
the ones on my wrist will fade in time
this battle I'm fighting
I feel as if I will not
But I will not let is show
or speak what I feel
cover up with a fake smile
what will become of me
your guess is as good as mine
Virginia Tech Shootings.... My Thoughts
We turn on the TV to check out the drug overdosed celeb
It will make national news for weeks or months
But let a college kid kill 32 students on campus and
In three days it's no longer out in front.
Our societies priorities have
Become terribly askew.
So what the hell is wrong with our children?
Is the question I pose to you.
We don't teach them manners.
Morals are a thing of the past.
Respect-we've got none of that either.
Responsibility went out the window last.
Time out for misbehavior,
Obviously isn't working.
No child left behind they said.....
Then why are so many still lurking???
The goverments telling us how to raise our kids
And it seems to me we've let our children down.
We're giving them cell phones, video games and the internet,
When what they need is some solid ground.
Take away all the toys and the money.
Give them back what they need the most.
Understanding, guidance and discipline when their young.
And tell the government to fucki
I Am Sunset
You Are Sunset
Even though you still may be young, you already feel like you've accomplished a lot in life.
And you feel free to pave your own path now, and you're not even sure where it will take you.
Maybe you'll pursue higher education in a subject you enjoy - or travel the world for a few years.
Either way, you approach life with a relaxed, open attitude. And that will take you far!
What Time Of Day Are You?I
Sex And Spirituality
When we focus on physical sex alone, we're missing the point. As a culture, we have to redefine sexuality. We've "medicalized" sex with drugs like Viagra.
When women feel connected to their own sexuality and to their partners, they have more satisfying sex lives.
The key to deeper satisfaction is connecting sexuality to spirituality. A truly connected sexual experience can be a gateway to the soul.
A good sex life is not about telling your partner to touch your body. It's about wanting them to touch your heart and your soul.
Anger keeps many women from connecting to their sexuality. To start trying to build intimacy, couples need to see sex as a mind/body/spirit connection.
At The Hospital
Some stupid bitch stole my wallet I am so pissed right now but at least my dad is getting better. Damn I am haveing such a great few days arent I?
Im A Beast
Your Passion is Orange
Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies.
For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star.
And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show.
Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act!
What Color Is Your Passion?
Thoughts Pt 2
In my estimation, more misery has been created by religion than any other force in human history. Show me someone who says " In the name of God!" and I will show you a head full of vicious intentions that have no other outlet. what we must strive for always is to find the natural flow of things and go with it.
Life Without Me
I've been contemplating my life the last 24 hours. Do I keep on goin in my life trying to make others happy and helping others? or do I sell everything i own and just take off to who knows where? I was wondering if everybodies lives would be better without me in it. One of my buddy's kids told me today that i'm not REALLY part of the family even though ive known her her entire life. Hell ive ive known and been good friends of the family for 8 years now and the lil girl (Mikeala) is 7. Sometimes i feel this world would be better without me.
Little Known Facts
several lil known facts about me:
B4 i was a juggalo i was a bigot
my first tattoo was a rebel flag
my second tattoo was setting that rebel flag on fire
my third tattoo was a hatchet man running on the rebel flag
im agnostic but i don't believe in heaven or hell, i believe once u die u rott in a coffin or get cremated PERIOD.
i have many mental issues that know has been able to fix or help me with ever
i love someone very much but she is in TX and ive never met her
A True Man
I know a truly unbelievable man, and I am so very lucky to know him.
For some reason I will never really understand, God brought this man and me together, and we were very happy for a long time. He saw me through some of the most difficult times of my life, even though he was thousands of miles away.
He was always there for me, when I needed a friend, a lover and someone to unload on.
Yes, we had our moments of conflict, and there were a few times we both believed it was over, mostly because I was a dumbass, but he hung in there for some reason and put up with my shit, which I thank the Lord for.
Recently, however, I had a major setback in my health and had to go into the hospital, aka nut ward, and he was still there for me, giving much much more than he recieved.
While I was in the nut ward getting my meds straightened out, he found out some things I had been doing that were unforgivable, and he was very very hurt, and very very angry, as well he should be.
The Shaddow Of Your Love
To be lost in the shaddow
Of your love
I dont know where to go
So I cant come out above
You told me you'd be there
We'd always be friends
Once you claimed to care
But you left me in the end
I was scared to love you
And though we were just friends
You convinved me to do what I thought I couldnt do
But it turned out I loved you in the end
Why did you turn your back on me
And ignore the things I say
I knew nothing would come to be
Of this relationship one day
I wish you loved me as you say
But theres nothing I could do
So this is what must be said today
Remember this, I will always love you
how i massively adore
when as soon as we arrive home
all personal affects hit the floor
clothing torn off and we get ready to fuck
like we've never fucked before
you know i love that
sexuality is unleashed
man turns into beast
pullin' hair, giving it to me rough
name callin', defamation of character type stuff
well tonight,hear me out
lets take this another route
leave the clothes on for a short spell
allow all anger that corrupted you for the day to dwell
before you get inside
undress me with your eyes
these eyes that hypnotize
permit them to alleviate
all that frustration and hate,
that on a daily basis you endure
so that the present may be pure
allow me to
massage your mentality for a while
and in doing so
i hope to bring to your face a smile
let me turn you on
touch you with some seductive words
let you taste some decadent verbs
lets just take our time
Your Mother is always with you.
She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street,
she's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick
And perfume that she wore, she's the cool hand on your brow when
You're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day.
She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep,
The colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning.
Your Mother lives inside your laughter.
And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
A mother shows every emotion.........
Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger,
Helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while,
Hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life.
She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the
Map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love,
Your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth
can separate you.Not time, not space.......not even death!
Good Night Friends
I am off to work...many hugs and kisses to you :)
see most of you sunday when i am not working or sleeping ;)
Apologies For Slavery And Everything Else
By Jim Jackson
Since the Civil Rights movement nearly a half century ago, blacks have made a continuing series of demands from white people, and white people have bent every rule in the book to satisfy their demands.
In the 1960s, white people put in place laws to remove race as a consideration for anything in America. Blacks were free to achieve anything they could. Whites then put in place “helping hand” and “affirmative action” programs to assist blacks into the mainstream. Although it violated the Civil Rights Acts, whites then added “quotas,” based on race, for blacks in every facet of American life. Whites then added “proportionality” to these quotas, insuring blacks of participation in the mainstream at the very least in proportion to their population. Finally, whites set up a politically correct system to prevent any criticism of anything blacks do or say. All of these protections and privileges have now been in place for nearly half a century. Black people have not had t
It's My Birthday
i like to thank u all for my presents thanks for the all the love here ok now all the women get naked for me and get drunk im half way there ok not naked my sis in law is about to show up hahhhhhhaha lets see them naked pics hahhaaaha
From The Mouth Of My 3 Yr Old
My son was looking at himself in the mirror. He was playing particularly close attention to his nose. He turns to me and says, "Mom, all my boogars are gone. wanna know where they are?
Curious, I say, "Sure Mikey, where are they?"
"They're in the boogar museum, Mom!"
Ummm.....I don't think I really want to know where his boogar museum is!!!!
"Shall we give it to her now," Audra Walker asked her husband, Payton, "I don't think I can wait another minute!?!" Her husband chuckled a bit, before commenting, "You'd think that it was you getting the present and not her, but now is as good a time as any, I guess, so why not, let's do it!!!" Audra literally jumped up from the dining room table and disappeared into the large walk in closet in the foyer and retrieved a shoe box size package that was covered in silver lame' wrapping paper!!! After returning to her chair, she and her husband waited quietly for Marie to return from the kitchen with their after dinner coffee!!! "I hope she likes it," Audra whispered loudly, "I took great care in picking it out for her, okay, shush now, her she comes!!!" Payton Walker looked over to his excited wife and shook his head and smiled, she really loved having Marie around, and she was almost desperate to make sure she remained happy!!! Marie carefully poured coffee into both of their cups, and w
Reflecting On 15 Years Of Military Service
On 5 May 2007, I will have been in the US Army for 15 years. Even though that doesn't sound like a long time, a lot has happened in that time-frame!
To begin with, George Bush was president of the US when I started...and now...George W. Bush! (OK, bad example...who knew???) Still, I had two terms of Bill Clinton in between, so things can be different.
On the day I boarded the plane for Basic Training, the No. 1 song was "Jump" by Kris Kross...now it's "Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon5. Glam metal was still pretty strong, but Nirvana was taking over with Nevermind...hello, Grunge! People outside of Seattle didn't even know who Eddie Vedder was!
Back then, VHS was established as THE video medium...has ANYONE bought a VHS tape in the last 6 years??? In case you're trying to remember, the most popular flick in 1992 was "Aladdin" followed by "The Bodyguard" (crap, I actually saw that in the theater that year!).
In the world of television, Johnny Carson retired; he was replaced by Jay Le
I remember when I was just a two year old kid and papa threw me outside the window because I am crying for my two peso coin which I accidentally throw in a whole, I was so scared then but, you picked me up and hug, you know mama I feel so safe then, when you hug me the world hugs me and everything turns ok, I remember you said stop crying vie, mama is here,, I love you vie , mama wont leave. I feel assured mama...you always been my hero..
Mama, do you still remember when I was a seven year old and I have to pick ivory to her nursery school because you have two work two jobs for our family and for our education and on our way home we met a big stupid cow and that cow chased us and me and ivory lost our slippers and we walk home crying?? you hug us and you went to the cow’s owner and talk to him angrily and tell him what does his cow did two your two little girls.. mama , I was so touched then and feel so proud , I know that in my life you will always be
A Mother's Lament
alas, what have you done?
something that you just cannot resist
went and broke another rule
suffer you must in what you persist
a daughter i considered you to be
not of the womb but the heart, you see
in your every trial, in every hurt
in trying to be free, maybe of me?
nurtured, cared for, protected
discouraged, told of the truth
did every trick i can think of
send on your way to happiness put
but like the pretty dandelion there
you flit at the slightest puff of the wind
now the glass that's been shattered
cannot by anything be mended
the wailing will not be heard
tears never be seen
but right where you are standing
is the pool where the heart has been bleeding
i miss you....
Wolves + Indians,did U Know
It's not surprising that the Indian saw the wolf as a significant animal. Both were hunters of which the survival of their families depended. The Indian was very aware of the many ways in which his own life resembled those of the wolf. The wolf hunted for himself and for his family. The wolf defended his pack against enemy attack, as the Indian defended his tribe. He had to be strong as an individual and for the good of the pack. It was a sufficient system of survival; and in the eyes of the Indian, no animal did this as well as the wolf. The Indian worked to be as well intigrated in his environment, as he could see the wolf was in the universe.
The hunter did not see the wolf as an enemy or competitor, or as something less than himself. His perception of the wolf was a realistic assessment of the wolf's ability to survive and thrive, to be in balance with the world they shared. He respected the wolf's patience and perseverance, which were his most effective hunting weapons. To say
Medical examiner Michael Graham said at a news conference Friday that the 29-year-old reliever was dead "within seconds" from head injuries in the crash early Sunday on Interstate 64 in St. Louis. His vehicle hit the back of a tow truck parked on the highway to assist a driver from a previous accident.
"There is nothing at all that could have been done for him," Graham said.
Josh Hancock, 1978-2007
Hancock killed in SUV crash
Rosenthal: Proper perspective
Hancock was in other crash
Cardinals honor Hancock
Cardinals return to field
Hundreds mourn Hancock
Cops: Hancock was drunk
Can Cardinals bounce back?
Hancock's blood-alcohol level was 0.157, nearly twice Missouri's legal limit of 0.08, Graham said.
Police Chief Joe Mokwa said 8.55 grams of marijuana and a glass pipe used to smoke marijuana were found in the rented Ford Explorer. Toxicology tests to determine if drugs were in his system had not been completed.
An accident rec
The Cat And The Rooster
if i had a rooster and you had a cat the cat ate the feet off of my rooster what would you have?
two feet of my cock in your pussy
yea i know its a guy thing thats why its marked nsfw lol
HOW CAN I READ MY INBOX? IT SAYS LOADING BUT NOTHING APPEARS, WHAT DO I DO?
(sings) No, No, Drama..we Don't Want No Drama...
Just some more random thoughts I had wrote a while back...still holds true. Guess I really haven't changed that much. (Psst) This is the getting to know me better without having to ask questions part... (HAH)
(Copy and paste section here)
I hate to fight, argue or anything that remotely causes friction. I refuse to do things half ass and really strive to put my heart into everything that I do whether it be work, relationships, or whatever. If something really means something to me or someone I care about, I want it done well...and well over any expectations or requirements made. I can't see how people let themselves sit back and just let things go....laziness or whatever have you. I mean, don't get me wrong, there are times I get on my "lazy" kicks...we're all guilty of it in some way, shape or form. Seriously though, on most matters of importance if you don't put your heart into it, then what is it really worth to you. What's really bad is that I know I've got a tremendous sized h
New Poem Ive Written
This New Poem Came to Mind With Mothers Day Near
I decided to write a poem from a Dream I had with my Mom telling me that she was always here Watching me It was strange because I felt her. She was 32 again and she was whole.. God gave Her leg back to her and her Health. There were trying times for me I lost my Mother and Depression crept in.. This dream at the time helped me deal with her passing and Helped me alot. Thank you For Reading this.. Please tell me what you think..
Do not Weep
Do Not Weep For Me
for I am not gone
I am in a beautiful place
where I now live on
Ageless I am with no
Completely healed and
my soul so rested
my spirit free
This Warm soothing light
envelopes my being And
So please go on living
and do not weep
until once again
we finally meet..
There Is Truth...
I have spoken these first few words a few times today to a few people...but they are mine...and they are real...
I wish that he would steal me away...
And we would live like a fairy tale.
But darling, fairy tales aren't real.
And the stars?
They fall from the sky.
And all dreams...
They have cracks and breaks from the start.
I once held the hand of hypocrosy
and kissed the lips of my mistakes...
Karma comes back stronger than you will ever know.
And it hurts more than I could ever tell you.
Are You Pychic
There are two ways that your ESP can be determined; Tickle's ESP Test uses them both. The first way Tickle tests psychic ability is by objective analysis. It's called "objective" because objective questions have a right answer to them. For instance, the question, "One of Tickle's employees has a dog. What is its name?" is an objective question. There is only one right answer to it.
On an ESP test, one potential downside of objective questions is that they can sometimes be biased. You might be drawn to give one answer over another based on your own personal experiences or by taking an educated guess. However, even with this bias, an objective score still acts as a good measure of how psychic you're likely to be. If you had no psychic ability at all, you'd theoretically have answered about 6 of the 27 objective questions right. Instead, Tickle found that you answered 10 of them right. This means that you got more of them correct than what would be expected by chance, which indicates t
we couldve had something special but you ran away with no explaination. i didn't mean to make you mad or feel uncomfortable. whatever i did wrong i'm sorry. I told you that no matter what you were going thru i would be there for you and you said u wanted that. obviously not because you son't even want to call me and talk to me. i feel sad because i feel like you gave up on me without even giving me a fair chance. that's okay i will move on in time but i wish we could still be friends!
And The Winner Is
myth ct wifey.....and good ol blueyes gets an imaginary copy of hooked on phonics
Women Are Soooo Evil!
I've read so many blogs on this site about how evil the women in the bloggers life are, so I'd like to whine about guys for once :) To be clear though, I'm not making fun of anyone's prolems or invalidating what they wrote- I just need to get rid of this "suppressed" feeling.
If you get to know me, it becomes apparent pretty quickly that I'm one of those emotionally sensitive types. I don't mean I run off and cry at the drop of a hat or make everything an EVENT, but I kind of wear my heart on my sleeve. I seem to attract a lot of emotionally cold men for some reason, and they always end up exploiting that weakness. When someone is my friend, or when I love them- I just adore them and will do anything for them. Guess how often that blows up in my face?
Even though I hear- a LOT- about what a "great" girl I am and how "any guy would be lucky to have me" (original stuff, no?) I get passed over for the bitchy hot chick. Now a fairly nice guy will praise how great I am, then go out wit
My Canon Rebel Xt
So, I have been learning all about my new Canon Rebel XT 350. Its very complicated but worth it.
I feel like the kids in this commercial, I wanna take pictures of everything. I'm so glad I'm going to a great school to learn plus I have some Master Photographers as tutors
Just Want To Say Hello And Hope Eveyone Is Well
Just want to say hello to everybody and hope you and your love ones are doing well.. I have been busy with school and I have been on and off here during the week.. damn firefox browser keeps crashing on me so I am going to uninstall the bloody thing and reinstall it fully without any upgrade crap... blah, blah, blah..
Have a wonderful weekend!! :D
Take care always!! :D
if ever ur on late at night and im on and ur bored and have yahoo or msn plz let me know
She sat gazing, past eyes that could not see,
past hands upwardly bent, levitating taunts
from a callused mirror of embezzled glass.
Her lips spoke no words, for confessions
spilled long ago dissipated like the
commingling of faint breaths,
from unshaped thoughts.
The scent of Jasmine
wafted through an
upon the bitter jade of her heart; as
vigor pounded its passionate opus,
serenading her imprisoned hunger
to release its pent up ache. And
a lifetime spent in misery
gave way to anticipation,
As she gently laid hand
to breast, while the
of her center
wrapped around itself,
awakening the woman within.
Incarcerated tears fell soft as rain,
as eyes beheld her silhouette; and
oh how sweet the voice as she
whispered to the
teary eyed crescent moon;
I'll again love,
Till the day love dies.
full of corrosion
bleeding out slowly
and teaching you mortality
I'll teach you how...
to stop breathing
and keep it that way
paper thin cover over
blood that will devour
this sharp metal edge...
my thoughts, like these words
wet and scalding scarlet
covers my every....
your abscense of breath...
Stay Far From This Guy He Is Married And Will Lie Just To Get You To Sleep With Him...
This is the guy he goes by blue eyes on here and he is married below is a copy of his my space page proving it, and here is the link:
Chuck and Charity
34 years old
Last Login: 5/4/2007
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Chuck and Charity's Interests
General ART! Didn't you read the other part..we are artists..what do you think we are interested in?? Chuck: Likes to paint, fishing, cars, Frankie, horror movies, and Charity...LOL. Charity: Poetry, drawing, fishing, cars, kids, reading, all kinds of movies, music..and most important Chuck.
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Stole Brian's Survey
1. What is your full name? Stephanie Crawford. Yeah, To Kill A Mockingbird, I know.
2. When is your Birthday? 10-2-83
3. How tall are you? 5\'3\"
4. Do you smoke? No
5. How many sexual partners have you had?
6. If you can\'t answer, is it really that many? It\'s really that few
7. Can you cook? Yes
8. What was your dream growing up? To be Wonder Woman, or barring that, her sidekick. I also wanted to marry Elliot from E.T.
9. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could create music
10. Favorite place? The woods, with a slight chill wind
11. G-strings or thongs? Neither
12. What was the last book you read? The Million Dollar Mermaid by Esther Williams
13. What zodiac sign are you? Libra
14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Nope, just scars
15. Worst Habit? Sometimes I suck my thumb in my sleep :
16. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? Who?
17. What is your favorite sport? Hockey
18. Pessimist or Optimist attitude? Optimist, save for occasionally I get pretty dar
Hrrrrmm About Making Love
Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, lick them if you want Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you find her clit. Women have clits in different sizes just like us guys have different sized dicks It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for an orgasm all it means is there is more of her hidden underneath her foreskin, whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet you can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure by all means to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and its very sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and from what I hear it hurts. But you don't have to touch the clit so soon any way. You have to work up to that.
Before she becomes too aroused, her clit is too delicate approach her pussy slowly. Women, more than men loved to be teased, the inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, and make designs with the tip of your tongue.
Ok I went out dancing tonight an had a blast. It is the first time I have drank in a long ass time!!! I had two buttershots an two coronas danced up a storm got pics I will be posting some tomarrow. LOL it was just a wild girls night out of fun. I hope you all had an awsome weekend your selfs!!!!
The day doesn’t seem as bright without you by my side.
The world seems lonely, the days slowly drift by.
I walk the streets sulking, head down eyes filled with tears
No happiness to be found here, but then I think of you.
The look in your eyes and realize there is hope for my life.
Through all despair and demise you give my life meaning.
With you my heart may soar through the sky.
If I could only spend the rest of my life lost in your eyes.
Without you in my life, I am a lost soul searching the heaven’s for the joy that has left my heart.
Without you in my life, I question my very existence, my reason for living in this god forsaken world that has been so cruel.
Without you in me life, I am but a grain of sand that blows along the beach and gets washed back into the ocean.
Without you in my life, I lie alone at night, dreaming of your face and finding peace at last.
I Want You...
i understand that no one has ever said the things i said to u i also understand how scary that can be . but you are not a bad peron and you deserve happiness. you say your not worthy and i say you are. you say u want to fall in love with me and that's what i want with you too. you say i give you butterflies and you do that to me too. ll i want is the chance the chance to be your baby. i want to show you the kind of person i see in you i want you to know that you are not alone anymore. i'm yours if you want me. i feel so good everytime we talk cuz you make me smile. i want that feeling never to go away and furthur more i want you!
My inspiration, my love, my happiness,my sadness.
You have the peacefulness of a dove,
Which fills my heart with gladness.
If parting is such sweet sorrow and meeting is euphoric,
Eagerly I wait for the morrow, when we make love and frolic.
I feel so loved when you are near and wish we’d never part my dear.
My love for you is true and has no fear.
I knew it from the start when my head was clear.
Life is cruel and some day soon, I fear you will say goodbye.
Alone I will sit in my room with heavy heart awaiting doom.
Good News For A Change !!
After a shitty couple of weeks...got offered a job this week..starting in a month or so..cant wait..very excited :D..but omg..when will I sleep..between working and cherry tap..there will be no time... :D
Gene Simmons Salutes My Friend Kira
(Good morning, KIRA!)
(How are you?)
Watashiwa Gene Simmons. desu
(I'm Gene Simmons.)
(And your are beautiful.)
Life As Of Late
Being a single parent (as most of us know) can be both trying and rewarding. My daughter is a honor roll student, band geek, and pms queen. My son is a video game freak and just gets what needs to be done in school. I try my darnest to balance their needs, work and my own schooling and sometimes it doesn't seem to be enough.
This past week I believe my daughter may have gotten a view of how "bad" other parents can be -- her best friends parents came home drunk - one thing led to another - the kids were taken away again. I feel for the kids, they are good kids. The parents, I'm not too sure. I guess I do not understand the power of alcohol - I battled with drugs about a decade ago and know its evils. If a person REALLY wants to "come clean" there are so many programs and so much help BUT they have to seek it out for themselves. I pray that these parents can do what they need to form a family again. As for myself, I will continue to put my childrens needs first and hope that one day th
What Not To Say To A Police Officer!
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
You're not gonna check the boot, are you?
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
What? You need a license to drive?
Losing It All
Facing myself in sobriety
finding that quiet place within
the place where there's only the naked me
no protection and no artistry
the insanity is complete
the emptiness of this routine
in this cold territory
There's a need to make it through
there is strength to see the truth
If only these moments were brief
if only someone special were here
Thy Will be done...
Maybe I just had it wrong -
all the things I used to want
I must let go, I must be strong
this is real life, this is my life
That special love can never be
nobody loves that way
it's only in a movie scene
that love's forever more
It's trust, compatibility
that couples should respect
maybe it's mere consideration
that relationships reflect
Say What You Will
Hey all. I am sick. Torie has been sick and coughing on me and I cuaght it. I have been real quiet on CT. I am so tired of the drama. And stuff I have been seeing here makes me sit on my hands and then walk away cuz if i said what I thought I would be the most hated person here. I am makin spahghetti sauce from scratch with meat (beef pork and veal)
Anyhow I will be around...if I don't answer you its cuz I dont feel like talking. This song is a beautiful one by a girl named Damhnait Doyle. Have a great day!
If I were to die today
My Life would be more than Ok.
For the time I spent with you
Is like a dream come true.
If this was a last goodbye
No more tears to dry.
I would say it one more time
It's been more than fine.
How could have known?
How could have shown?
Say what you will
before it's too late.
Say what you will.
Say what you will
Before it's too late.
Say what you will.
If you were to walk away
Know you could stay.
Think of all the
Update On Family
My parents both got transferred to a closer hosp. this past week...There both doing better now..My dad is walking real well with the assistance of a walker. My Mom will be the hosp. for 6-8 weeks has she has a a hairline fracture in her knee. Might have to put my Dad in a nursing home for awhile until she gets out,or I will go stay with him unless I get a job first....
For those of you that dont know whats going on,read my past couple of blogs.
OK SO ii'VE BEEN GOiiN THROUGH ALOT LATELY, AND ii'VE BEEN GETTiiNG VERY AGGROVATED & STRESED OUT, SO MY GiiRL HOLLY CAME OUT WiiTH ME LAST NiiGHT.. SHE HOOKED ME UP, WE GOT MAD DRUNK AND HAD A REAL GOOD TiiME.. iiT FELT REAL GOOD jjUST TO GET OUT AND TAKE MY MiiND OFF THiiNGS FOR A WHiiLE.. iiT WAS GREAT.
tasha has 500 in her account
nnnnnname a female charactor from the show friends but not rachel
we are going to keep playing 3 comments for 500...so be ready
Thank U In Advance By Boyz Ii Men
(Excuse me, I know we just met
But may I have this dance?)
Sitting here with a drink in my hand
Your presence I can't ignore
I must admit I like watching you dance
But it seems like I've seen this before
Girl, you look like my first wife
Though I've never been married before
So I kiss your hand and tell you "Thank you"
You turn and ask me what for
1 - For our first kiss on next week
For when we make love in six weeks
For the ring you wore proudly three months from now
For when you said "I do" next March
And for those beautiful children of ours
Yes, I know it might sound strange cuz we just met
But I thank you in advance
(Shawn, help me sing it)
Hi, my name is Shawn (Shawn!)
Tell me your name
Although I know the last one
It's funny that we're shaking hands
[Wait a minute, I know this hand]
It's the same hand (I'll hold in front of a minister)
Same hand (when you're havin' my son and his sister)
I don't mean to sound so bold and forward
But I thank you
I Have So Much To Say
i can't. I won't..
Is it true?
I dunno...why analyze and not just enjoy?
Because being hurt.
I don't know if i can. Not again.
What to do with the day's afternoon?
Love The Words To This One http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=1304253
tell me please , who the fuck do you want me to be? was it something that i couldnt be ? never knew this would be so political!
and please, i`m still wearing this miserable skin
and its starting to tear from within
but its obvious that doesnt bother you , so please
dont keep telling me it okay
i dont but all of the shit that you say
and quite honestly i am fucking sick of it, so please
if i cut of this nose from my face
then I wouldnt feel so out of place
but it still wouldnt be quite enough for you, so please !
Withstanding The Storms Of Life
Withstanding the Storms of Life
Bishop Keith Butler
And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things, which I say? Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: Luke 6:46-47 (KJV)
There is a way to withstand every storm that life throws at you. But it entails letting Jesus be in charge of your life everyday. Jesus said why are you calling me Lord and you don’t do what I tell you? In essence He is saying ‘‘don’t call me Lord when you don’t do what I tell you.
The one who does not do what Jesus says is like a man that is without a foundation. He builds a house upon the sand. Then when the flood came to his house what happened? Immediately his house collapsed and the ruin of the house was great. In other words, a storm comes and easily blows his life away. He backslides even though he has been in church 10 years. He’s heard a lot o f Word. But just hearing a lot of Word and being able to quote a lot of scriptures do
Quote For May 5
The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much.
-- Mel Gibson
Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it.
-- Richard Feynman
This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
The Taste Of Sweet Cinnamon!
As she walked through the door, with the look of sweet desire
The want from her eyes ran right through me like a burning fire
I knew how she liked it so I grabbed her and bent her over the chair
Yanked her skirt up,ripped off her panties her ass high in the air
Sliding her shirt up over her head holding her down so not to move
I run my hand up the inside her leg feeling the flesh its so smooth
I get down on my knees spread open her lips then stick my tongue right in
Feeling the wetness smelling the lust this is The Taste Of Sweet Cinnamon
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Just Another Boring Blog
ok so i have been really busy this week with school and everything but i am really excited bc my prom is next week and then the week after i graduate!!! i am really happy i can not wait! then it will be summer time and i can sleep in until i have to go to work! that is going to be great!!! well i dont really have much to say i guess that i am a rather boring girl.... i dont see how anyone talks to me... see i am already out of things to write about in here
The dew glistens off the new spring grass
Footsteps trail through its refreshing embrace
Merging with nature, its eldritch enchantment
Captivates her eyes, glistening with aquatic reflection
It draws her down
The dew spreads its domain with her languid effort
Hands trace a path, then: her chest
Its chill spreading down into her bosom
Her fingers: its shadow with languorous approach
It draws them down
Eyes, half closed in expectation, flare at his touch
Her lips twitch with the fleeting contact
Their eyes meet and the universe resounds
Her past and future: shadows, her present flares
She draws him down
They merge, every curve matched in sinuous aplomb
Their lips meet slowly, tentatively; then with passion
No force could separate them, their attractive force rivalled
Only by tension: sexual tension, yearning to be released
She guides him down
His lips trace her torso: breast, lower, lower
Her face contorts with pleasure, eyes closing
Embracing the rosy ting
Somewhwere beyond the loneliness, beyond the pain and anguish,
beyond the memories of what was, there is hope!
Just over the hill, around the corner, past the horizon of fear of failure, there is a reason to go on.
Unexplainable, incomprehensible, hard to fathom and more than you can imagine, yet a reality.
Like grasping the wind, touching the clouds, soaring like a bird,
we only have to dream to experience it.
In the darkness or the brightest light, in the shadow of despair,
it can be found.
All you have to do is search your own heart,
To Find Love.....
Hide myself behind locks door
escaping the hatered that I feel
escape the reality
they they "so called life"
strong will survive
but the weak will parish
Im nither strong nor weak
but a walking corps
just slowly wasling through life
caught between the living an the dead
damned by all
on my own with no help
determented to make it on my own
to prove thoughts who douted me
I lived this long
I will survive
The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
Brown Eyes (just Like Mine)
Oh, brown Eyes with long black lashes,
Young brown Eyes,
Depths of night from which there flashes
Lightning as of summer skies,
Beautiful brown Eyes!
In your veiled mysterious splendour
Sleeping, but with sudden tender
Dreams that fill with vague surmise
Beautiful brown Eyes.
All my soul, with yearning shaken,
Asks in sighs--
Who will see your heart awaken,
Love's divine sunrise
In those young brown Eyes?
I Should Have Stayed At Home
so last night i went to visit my friend amanda and josh they were having a party and i hadnt seen them in a couple months so i went.. althought im not really one for parties.i saw a few people i knew from way back when .. from days spent at veeh elementary and ce utt middle school and even foot hill high and tustin too.this one guy he had a mohawk hhaha amanda said he wanted me hahaha she told him about me before i got tere and he was all excited well he kept bothering and trying to get me to drink and i just wasnt in the mood .. i havent drank in a lo9ng time and i really dont need to do anything to have fun you know .. i mean im comfertable enough to get crazy when im sober hahah but still he persisted so i left and amanda chased me down and begged for me to come back and stay and that shed tell him to be nice and stop and so regretfully i did. i hung out for an hour or so more and had a good conversation with this one chick and her best bud. and then i decided i just wanted to go ho
We want to hook up with open minded person for 3 somes or 4 somes. We love to fuck!!!
grab a razor make a fist watch ur pain flow out of ur wrist pain and sorrow all in one fuck the razor grab the gun
Ok Im Sick Of The Fuckin Bullshit
OK IT SEEMS THAT PPL R BEING FORCED TO CHOOSE FRIENDS, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BEING ADULT AND AS SUCH BEING ABLE TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS?? LOOKS AS THO THE ADULTS ARE NOTHING MORE THEM CHILDREN, MAKING PPL CHOOSE ONE OVER ANOTHER, WELL IM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ALL OF IT!! IVE FUCKING STAYED QUIET BUT NOW MY SISTER IS LEAVING CT AS A RESULT OF THE BULLSHIT AND I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS LAYING DOWN SO IF YOU FEEL IT WARRANTED TO DELETE AND BLOCK ME THEN SO FUCKING BE IT..IM DONE DEALING WITH 2 FACED SHIT, SO DELETE ME BLOCK ME AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN EVER..AND REMEMBER THIS..KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!!!
Mayweather Vs De La Hoya
my money is on Mayweather..and they better make it last cus i'm paying $60 to watch it
Cinco De Mayo: When the Mexicans celebrated their independence from Spain aka just another excuse for me to drink Tequila :)
Hope everyone is having a great weekend :)
ok people listen up its dale jr nascars biggest fan they r racing in richmond tonight so men get your women pop that popcorn ice down the beeer and watch my boy dale jr git-r-done tonight
Investigating The Roots Of Fuck
Fuck is an English word which, as a verb, literally means to engage in sexual intercourse. The word is generally considered offensive.
It is unclear whether the word has always been considered vulgar, and if not, when it first started to be considered vulgar. Some evidence indicates that in some English-speaking locales it was considered acceptable as late as the 17th century meaning "to strike" or "to penetrate." Other evidence indicates that it may have become vulgar as early as the 16th century in England, although neither set of evidence is inherently contradictory to the other, since many words have multiple connotations. The word became increasingly offensive over time because of its usage to describe (often in an extremely angry, hostile or belligerent manner) negative or unpleasant circumstances or people in an intentionally offensive way, such as in the term "motherfucker," one of its more common usages.
Fuck is used not only as a verb (transitive and intransitive), but
I held my weekly morning meeting on Friday at 7am. Before the meeting started, one of my supervisors got a call... When he got off the phone he just looked at me and shook his head.
He told me it was his rep, Jennifer, calling to tell him she was running late. He said, "I think she just told me that she went out to her car, her battery was dead, she needed a jump start, so she asked the neighbor for help, he ran over his dog, and she left her neighbors sobbing in her driveway, but she's on her way...but I'm not sure..."
I know this sounds horribly morbid, but I just started cracking up! I couldn't help myself. I couldn't make this stuff up. Her direct supervisor wasn't sure if he heard her correctly because it was such a strange story.
When she got in, we found out that he had indeed heard her correctly. Apparently, the night before she'd left her keys halfway in the ignition, therefore her car never completely shut off and her battery got drained. Her neighbor acros
I Know Your Out There Somewhere
I Know You're Out There, Somewhere ...
I know you're out there, somewhere...
I know that somewhere your heart beats
with every beat of mine.
Somewhere, I know you take a breath
for every breath of mine.
Perhaps, sometimes, your tears fall
for every tear of mine,
and, just perhaps, your eyes shine
with a shine not unlike mine.
Last night I gazed upon the stars,
as I often do,
and wondered if the same starlight
was shining down on you.
I wondered if your heart needs mine
as much as mine needs you.
I wondered if you dream of me,
just like I dream of you.
I know not how I'll find you,
but one thing I know is true,
In this life or in another,
somehow I'll come to you.
With love forever...
My unknown dream
In Shadows is where we dwell,
For this is the place we call Hell.
Some make it point to distain,
While the rest of us refrain.
This Will Bring Chills And Tears
Stop telling God how big your storm is.
Instead tell your storm how big your GOD is!
In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared
down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of
terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled
with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of
determination. Like any parent, she wanted her
son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now
that was no longer possible..
The leukemia would see to that. But she still
wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took
her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever
think about what you wanted to be once you grew
up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do
with your life?"
Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up."
Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can
make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire
department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met
Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix.
She explained he
I met Gerard on New Year's Eve. "G" as I call him most of the time is a sweet friend of mine who I haven't spent a lot of time with lately but have been known to spend time with him on the phone, IM, email and of course on CT in the shoutbox. This past Near Year's Eve, I spent alone with a nice bottle of Asti and G kept me company for a few hours before he went out to celebrate (few hours time difference since he's in CA) so it was definitely more enjoyable than I had planned. :P We hit it off immediately, became friends and have talked ever since that night!
G is a sweetheart! He keeps me smiling whenever he "visits" whether it's to cheer me up on a blah day or to just stop by to tease me. Either way, he is always welcome and I think a lot of him! :)
He has a beautiful family and many wonderful pics. He also has some cute and onory pics too, which compliment his great personality! ;)
G says his job is boring but I think his job is interesting. :) I will definitely say that
Nothin to do,
Nothin to say,
Nowhere to go,
Nowhere to stay.
No One who cares,
Everyone just stares.
Why is the question?
Still waiting for this lesson!
When will this life end?
Will I find a friend?
Or will I spend this life alone?
Always alone, forever alone,
I AM ALONE !!!!
new format...now there will be contest for 500,300,and 1000 dollars..every now and then a pimpin gift..and grand prize at anytime a 1 day blast.....now u can accumalate the money you earn to get the gift you want..all gifts sent anonymously....as for the 1 day blast......be on the lookout for a blog in that blog i will send you to the sponsors page and the 1st person to drop 20 comments on his page wins...i hope everyone sent him mail or a shout thanking him for the prize i have to offer....dnt forget dont quit no matter how far behind in the ocmments contest cause the person in the lead could get blocked for rating to fast.........drop a comment just so i know you here and contest starts in 5 minutes
A Stalker Replies!
News On stalkers....
Current mood: numb
Here are the E-mails that Nik From Sikfuk mailed me after my lost Blog
Date: Apr 30, 2007 7:57 PM
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Body:the only reason joans checks your guys pages is to be sure you both are shutting the fuck up and not slandering us anymore, we could give two shits about you and what tyson do we just know he wont stop, he always restarts this shit not us, dont make us out to be the stalkers, we never bugged you either star but he has been harassing joan off and on for the last 8 months even more than he does me so dont fucking play this innocent fucking bullshit with me like you guys are victums, if he stops we'll never bother him or you again, but like he has anything else better to do, this internet shit is bullshit, even when tyson was on my sikfuks friends list at the start of april i d
1 Day Blast Contest
i need everyone who might compete in the contest....to send an email to the sponsor right now.....and tell him u are participating in the 1 day blast contest he sponsored.....make sure u tell him this contest...cause he has his own.....remember he said depending on his mood it might be a 3day..but for now its a 1 day...so send him emails and put him in a good mood...telll him thanks for the contest and if possible give him a gift...u need to send him this email in order to win the blast...so he can see that there are real contestants..and we can get future sponsorship...dont fuk this up guys.....if u sent an email already disreguard this
so im finally moved up to NH. thank god the move is over was way stressful. two weeks till jay gets here *cries* anyways just a short note to tell everyone all is well, i have interent again and im thinking of yall!
People go on the internet to get away form reality and meet new people. Just when U think its all good and nothing could possibly go wrong
WHAP!! ur rite in the middle of drama central! In the cyber world its all the same bullshit that u try to avoid in the real world! it gets to be depressing after a while and u just want to give it all up! U think "whats the point of talkin to anyone if all there is gonna be drama?" People breakin other peoples hearts lives bein used and abused wtf is wrong with people these days? Is that what we have resulted to, pain and torture? If thats the case then its not worth it!
Drove out for my son's soccer game today. They won :). The other team was short a few players so David's team gave them 2 players each quarter. The ex wasn't there for the first half the game. When she did come her little girl sat in my lap and fed me oreos..lol. Of course she ate the cream out of the center before she gave me them. His next game is Wednesday evening. I guess Sue is not going because she asked me to take him.
The game today was kind of strange. Since parents have a tendancy to yell and try to coach their kids from the sideline, they had a "silent saturday". You could only applaud for goals. No cheering and yelling as they ran up and down the field.
Some people on CT amaze me. I know I don't have many pics up anymore, but when I did I rarely got ratings. Thats ok, I'm here for friends, not points. But I see some people on my list whine that they have thousands of friends and only a few rate their pics. There is one that I rated every one of her pics,
God In Heaven
God in Heaven, God above,
please protect this friend I love.
Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss,
I love my friend who's reading this.
Pour your blessings upon them now
Another Saturday Night
How does that Cat Stevens songs go?...
Another Saturday Night and I aint got nobody,
I got some Money, cause I just got paid.
Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in an awful way.
Trying to get used to being single again, suck a big fat one sometimes. Oh don't get me wrong, I'm glad to get out of the marriage I was in and I'm happier than I have been in a long time, at least 5 years. There's a lot of things I'm doing now, that I haven't done in a long time. Going hiking, getting back into my photography, tending my garden, hanging out with friends.
The dating scene just is becoming a total wash for me and that's what sucks. I can understand some women being a little wary of dating because my divorce hasn't gone through yet. But it's just going out on a date, it's not like I'm looking for sex.....ok, I might be looking some, but that's not all.
I just would like to find someone, where we like each other and would like to hang out and get t
On Monday April 30th I made my way up to Reno, NV to see one of my favorite bands TOOL. I've seen two shows on their last tour and wasn't sure what to expect. After all they were on a hiatus due to Danny Carey (the drummer) tearing a bicep.
The Reno show was their third show after about a two month lay off. The music itself was absolutely amazing. Danny was right on target on the drums! He is absolutely amazing! The laser/light show was incredible.
The only downside to the show was that I think Maynard was sick or nursing a soar throat. They had just played two shows in Vegas so that might of had something to do with it. He kept on stepping off his little perch and drinking lots of water. He also didn't sing all of the lyrics on a few of the songs.
Needless to say though it still was great to see Tool back up on stage.
Half way through the show they took a little breather and all sat down on Maynards "perch". They sat there for about 5 - 10 minutes. I know they have done this a
Tornadoes Rip Through Kansas
GREENSBURG, Kan. (AP) - A fresh wave of tornadoes ripped through the Plains late Saturday, a day after a tornado all but destroyed this town, killing eight and injuring dozens more.
The National Weather Service said it had received reports "well into the double digits" of twisters touching down in six southwest Kansas counties. Numerous tornadoes were reported from South Dakota south into Oklahoma as forecasters scrambled to keep issuing warnings.
The new storms forced rescuers to abandon search efforts Saturday in southwest Kansas, where crews had spent the day hurrying through the wreckage from Friday night's giant tornado. That twister left little standing in Greensburg beyond the local pub.
Friday's weather was blamed for nine deaths in Kansas, a figure authorities feared could rise even before the latest twisters.
City Administrator Steve Hewitt estimated 95 percent of the town of 1,500 was destroyed and predicted rescue efforts could take days as survivors could
Loneliness beckons in the hours of night
I hear the siren call and feel her
Seeping into my being
I welcome her this night
While infidelities scream
Through my head
Washing away all thoughts
So I can just be
Nothing can bring harm this night
To my aching soul
Relieved for once
Of the screaming echoing through
Leaving nothing but silence
And the lonesome security
Of dark oblivion
The sheets were red, silk and soft. She lay on them, her left leg up, her foot flat on the bed. Her arms were stretched above her head fanned beneath by her hair, black as a night without moon or stars. She stared at me with large browns eyes, twin pools sparkling with desire. I was eager to drown in them as eager as I was to drown in her sex.
My gaze moved from her eyes, to her lips, ripe with rouge, glistening like an apple plucked at its prime on a dewy morning. Her breasts rose slowly round alabaster mounds eager for my hands to grasp and massage. They were tipped with rosy nipples, hard and yearning.
I touched them, my gaze returning to her face.
She bit her bottom lip and closed her eyes as I massaged first her left nipple and then her right and then both enjoying the sweet soft touch of her breasts so warm and soft and welcoming. She moaned and her leg fell flat on the bed. Her back arched and her wet pussy, the sweet smooth mound of milky flesh brushed against my ball
My Husband Is Home For 12 Weeks
My husband got to come home last night from San Francisco. It was very stressful hearing alot of what the doctors were telling us. He will be undergoing his Kidney Transplant in 12 weeks if they have a living matchable donor. I was considering giving mine but his family is making it way to complicated and hard. I want to ask all my freiends to pray for us. On top of all the other stresses with his surgery and the upcoming events I got a seat belt ticket for $250.00 for not wearing my seat belt talk about topping the cake with stressful things. I had a good time in S.F. I got to see a few sites while waiting for him to come home. They told us he will be going back and fourth for the next 12 weeks till we admit for the surgery. Next time we go up I will take pics of the warf and other views there and post them for all to see. Cause we will be going up in three weeks for a follow up and a transplant cordinating meeting to get screened for possible matches.
Twenty One Lashes - New Poem
Twenty One Lashes
A feeling like nothing ever felt.
Shivers down your spine of this new discovery.
Promise made to not invest too much.
Yet those always seem to get broken.
Time slowly passed and it seemed like forever.
Comfort knowing exactly what to expect.
And then one day you find out you're wrong.
Things seemed too perfect some how.
Nothing ever goes just as planned.
Mistakes made and not can be said to mend.
An emotional avalanche it has been lately.
One thing after another seems to happen.
Not stuck between a rock and a hard place.
More complicated and knotted than known.
Armor strong yet weak spots exist.
And you happen to pierce right through.
I invested too much in you.
(c) Ann Kelly
Saturday, May 5, 2007
What True Love Can Really Do!!
Its Amazing How Two People Can Have The Same Interest And The Same Feelings For Each Other...I Have Never Met Or Been With A Guy That Shares Everything That I Like And To Do...God Has Amazing Powers And He Answer Prayer Quickly...Just So Happen To Be On Cherrytap One Night And There He Was Right Before My Eyes..Something Told Me To Rate Him And Send Him A Message And So I Did, We Started Talking And Then Right Away I Got A Weird Feeling That He Was The One For Me..So I Gave Him My Cell Number And We Chatted On The Phone For Over An Hour And WOW...We Connected So Well Like We've Known Each Other For Years...He Shares The Same Interests And Also Likes To Do The Same Fun Stuff As I Do...He Has Completely Stolen My Heart And My Soul. I Have Major Feelings For This Man And Im Positive That He Is My One And Only True Love That I Have Longed To Find In My Life Time!! Therefor Nothing Will Ever Change On How I Feel For This Man! God Will Use His Magical Powers To Answer My Prayers And Make My
My Brother Mmc(sw/aw) Jeff Hiser
MMC(SW/AW) Jeff Hiser, left, and MMCM(SW) Allan Lowe show off the gifts they received one day after saving the life of a Northrop Grumman Newport News shipyard worker. Photo by MCC Aaron Strickland
PCU Bush senior enlisted rescue shipyard worker
By MCC Aaron Strickland
NEWPORT NEWS — A master chief petty officer and chief petty officer assigned to the reactor department of Pre-Commissioning Unit George H. W. Bush
saved the life of a Northrop Grumman Newport News shipyard worker, April 23, by performing cardio
MMCM(SW) Allan Lowe and MMC(SW/AW) Jeff Hiser saw the worker a moment after he collapsed at the brow of PCU Bush at 7:20 a.m.
“He was already down,” Lowe said. “I looked at Chief Hiser and asked him if he could perform CPR?”
Hiser reported on board PCU Bush in January after three years duty teaching firefighting for the Navy, which includes knowing how to perform CPR.
“(Lowe) and I were trying to get his attention,” Hiser said. “
Another Work Update!
The only thing i like Myspace better for is it has a calender on it!!!
Here's my schedual for the whole month of MAY!
May 8th 4:30pm
May 9th 4:30pm
May 10th 9:30am
May 11th noon to 6PM
May 12 11am to 7pm
May 13th noon to 6pm
May 18th 4:30pm
May 19th 4:30pm
May 20th 9:30am
May 22nd 4:30pm
May 23rd 4:30pm
May 24th 9:30am
May 25th 4:30pm
May 26th 4:00pm
May 27th MY BIRTHDAY TAKING THE DAY OFF!!!!
You will never love me more than I love you.
You will never miss me more than I miss you.
You will never want me more than I want you.
If you you think you will you might want.
Do a self check on all the things I do for you.
SO I can be with you
So I can hold you
So I can feel you.
So I can hear you
Think then who loves who more.
I miss you more than the galaxies are vast.
I love you more than all then water in the world.
I want you more than a dying man wants life.
My cat has this unhealthy fascination with balloon ribbon. He got a hold some once and hacked it up. So I keep him clear of the stuff until my birthday rolls around. I have a vase of flowers with a balloon attached. I swear he stares at it like he has the power to make it float towards him.
Dance Clips - Language @ Beginning
"Dances from the Water Closet"Turn your volume up for the beginning
Don't distribute I don't have the $$s to pay for the music royalties or performance rights. These are just for friends.
I have been with my husband for almost 10 years. We met in 97 on thanksgiving on aol,I was 16 he was 18. Moved in 99 right when i turned 18. Got engaged when I was 20. I found out I was pregnant in jan of 04 and we married in april of 04. I was 23. I am now almost 26,and even though I had my share of relationships before him.. I feel like I havent experienced life. He doenst allow me to go anywhere.. do anything.. i have to ask permission to do anything, even then his response is.. ur place is at home.. with me and wiliam...
and he wonders why im always depressed
What To Do
my life just keeps getting more complicated as each day passes by. Ive been single for about 4 months now, and sometimes i think about how i want to have a boyfriend again, but when i start thinking about relationships, i just want to run away. isnt that a sign that im not ready for them? Im talking to this guy named Garrett right now, and i really like him and he really likes me too, but i just dont want to get into a relationship just yet. ever since ive been single, ive been meeting guys and talking to them, and now i dont know what to do. There is this other guy named corey, that i really like, but i dont think he likes me as much. its kinda hard to explain. i just think he likes my friend nikki more, so im kinda sad about that. but im getting over that. Now Garrett walked back into my life, i dont know what to do. im so confused on what i want, its not even funny! its like the song by avril lavigne "nobody's home" ~ "her feelings she hides, her dreams she cant find, shes losing he
Why Parents Have Grey Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It
was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than
I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of. "That's very good," replied the interviewer.
"And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out on my dad's property, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very i
I was childish and unfair
To you, my only friend
I regret, but now it's too late
I can't show you any more
The things I've learned from you
Cause life just took you away
I'm asking why
I'm asking why
Nobody gives an answer
I'm just asking why
But someday we'll meet again
And I'll ask you
I'll ask you why
Why it has to be like this
I'm asking you why
Please give me an answer
Many years and stupid fights
Till we accept to see
How it was and it'll always be
Why it has to be like this
Why we don't realize
Why we're too blind to see the one
Who's always on our side
I'm asking why
I'm asking why
Nobody gives an answer
I'm just asking why
Just tell me why Why it has to be like this
That the good ones disappear
I'm asking you why
I'm asking why
I'm asking why
Nobody gives an answer
I'm just asking why
I'm asking why...
OK NOW YA'LL THIS IS GONNA BE SHORT AND MAYBE NOT SO SWEET....BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHY IT IS SOOO HARD FOR PPL TO GET A DAMN SALUTE PIC UP!!!?....JUST PUT UR NAME AND ID # ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND SAY CHEESE!SHIT YA AIN'T EVEN GOTTA SAY CHEESE JUST TAKE THE DAMN PIC....I'M SURE ALOTTA PPL ARE WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE BUT STILL....SO TO ALL THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE ONE....GET ONE!!!!....(CAN'T GET PAST LEVEL 10 W/O ONE ANYWAYS)WELL THAT WAS MY RANT AND THX FOR TAKIN TIME TO READPLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT THISLOVE ALWAYSBRANDYA.K.A.JADE~nWo~♥JÃÐ£♥*~Stripper~*ñWõ*~@ CherryTAP
Not That Anyone Reads These, But, Posted As A Bulletin As Well
Why do people seriously care if they're downrated? U still get the points.
I seriously think that if someone has the nerve to stop by, downrate you, and then explain why they did it when confronted, that it should just be dropped.
Why alienate the person? They were honest, if BabyJ wanted everyone to be rated 10's or 11's don't u think he would have actually just put the 10 or 11? instead of 1 thru 11?
Yes a downrate can be insulting, but, come on, honestly, does it change ur everyday life? to know that someone WHO CLEARLY DOES NOT KNOW YOU downrates a photo of urs?
I've watched a gazillion bulletins fly by over time on down raters...
Sit there n think...does a 5 really hurt you that much? if it does, maybe you should go outside for a walk? Spend time AWAY from the pc? a 10 rate or 11 rate on here is not the end all be all of life..
It doesn't change ur family life, doesn't change you...its a simple rating..thats it...
Now I don't care if people delete me because o
Quote For May 6
There are many persons who look on Sunday as a sponge to wipe out the sins of the week.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.
This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
I Am Going To Jail......
Emily will go to jail for ...
Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Typing Vs Telling
Why is it that it's so much easier to type the things I want to do to him than it is to look him in the eye and tell him?
That's exactly how I'd start, you know...
I'd watch the nerves, the anticipation and the hunger dance in his eyes. As our bodies moved toward one another my hands would reach out to casually caress his chest, my torso only moments behind. Pressed gently against him I'd allow my hands a brief tour of his body, watching as they fondled his pecks, feeling their way across his collar bone and massaging his shoulders for a beat, before coming to rest behind his neck. I'd be on tiptoes by then, pressing the full length of my body against his. Pulling gently I would guide his lips the last few inches toward mine. We would exchange a look full of desire just before our eyelids fluttered closed. Half a heartbeat later his lips would meet mine in a soft, timid kiss. Our lips would rest against each other. Neither moving, neither breathing, both of us just taking in the
One Fun Night.........................
I'm sitting in the bar with a few of the girls from the evening class I go to. My husband Peter is there too; he's come to give me a lift home. The girls have never met him before. Then this other guy comes and sits next to me, starts chatting me up. He looks early 30s -- I'm 25 - and really fancies himself. Nice looking, and a good line in humorous banter; wedding ring on his finger, but...I know I should just tell him to piss off; but it's always quite flattering when this happens, and Peter doesn't seem to have noticed. I know it's wrong of me to flirt with this interloper, with my husband sitting right next to me, but I just can't help myself.
After about half an hour the guy -- he tells me to call him John -- leans right into me, his lips nuzzling into my auburn hair, and whispers that he wants me to come home with him. I giggle nervously and flutter my eyes away from him. "I can't," I whisper, "this is my husband here." Some of the girls are giving us odd looks, but Peter stil
Roflmmfao -- Thanks Jt
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finally after 43 years had to get glasses .got the friday ,would like to hear yalls opinion ,look ok ,look good ,need different style ,have a few days to try frames ,can exchange for others ,need yalls input ,i think all they do is make me look older .maybe diffent frames hell i dont know .
for anyone that is on my yahoo messenger please ignore any ims u get from me starting from this morning. someone has hacked into my account and changed my pw on it and yes i know who did it. im trying to fix it and if i cant i will be making a new one please be patient
Well, I am heading home so I won't be back online til my computer is up and running in the next couple of days. Talk to ya then.
Here I go again lol!! (with a few changes)I WANT ANOTHER TATTOO!BUT...I dont know which oneI just cant decide!! :(SO...I'd like you all to help me decide.This one?Or this one?Or at the suggestion of some of my rocking cherries..This One?I love them both, and the third one is growing on me, but I can only get one..lol So, Im asking for help.. I'm going to give it a month and the one with the most votes will be the one I get. Just click the link and leave me your honest opinion =)For the Artists out there, If you want to design one for me that you think would look better
SEND ME A PICPS. this isnt a contest, This is me asking my cherry friends to help me with a skin altering decision..LOLI want to thank All who have commented already and who have given me their suggestions! ya'll rock!♥ brat ♥@ CherryTAP
My Fuckin Private Pictures!!
I WAS GONNA LET THIS GO BUT AFTER I GOT THIS MESSAGE I GOT REALLY UPSET..
SO TELL ME WHY IT IS I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO
you WHY MY PICTURES ARE PRIVATE.
IT PLAINLY STATES ON MY PROFILE MY PRIVATE FOLDER IS FOR FAMILY ONLY!!! FAMILY ONLY!!!
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME, THERES NO CONVINCING ME OTHERWISE SO YOU CAN SEE... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY ARENT NUDES PICTURES THEY ARE MY GOD DAMN PICTURES,WHICH, IF IM RIGHT ON THIS, MEANS IF I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THEN YOUR ASS WONT SEE!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY FRIENDS LIST IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT SHIT!!!
For 2000 $
ryellowfast07@ CherryTAP 1st person to drop a comment on this page saying your a good person wins
see u there...not here
Dream Girl !
Had a dream about you, but you are so far away. I wish I could come, to where you are and stay. I know you don`t hear, from me that much. Even though I do long, for your loving touch. Your eyes remind me, of an everlasting forest. It is so hard for me, to get this off my chest. Your hair shines forever,in the morning light. When I actually speak to you, all my days are suddenly bright. Your voice is so unforgettable, and it sounds so sweet. Cant wait until the day, that we do actually meet. You tell me off your hard times, I wish that I was there. To hold you every day, and show you that I care. Just want to show you, what there is that I see. That there is nothing but, happiness for you and me.
The Value Of Life
While at work last night I had to work a car wreck.this call was not like the others I got last night. The call was dealing with a 19 yeard old guy.He was speeding and took a curve to fast and smashed his car head on into a tree. The guy was DOA when when got there.On a call like this you have got to be able to see a body and not the person. That sometimes can be hard to do.When you have such little regards for life you over look the high points of life.This kid will never see the joys of life,because speed ment more to him then his own life.This greatly saddens me.As a paramedic you never want to see this happen to such a young kid,but it does.I cant even think what his parents are going through. I have never lost a son or daughter. I do know what it feels like to lose a friend.I lost my best friend in 2003 when he was hit on his motorcycle. He was slung 150 feet from his bike and was killed.I was on duty that night and was stationed at the station that would get the call.Right before
Mercy On Me
Lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
That I'm down on my knees
Lord have mercy on me, please
Jesus, I must confess
That in all my loneliness
I've forsaken and I've sinned
Leaving fragments of a man so broken
I could tell you what I've done
Or should I tell you where I went wrong?
Well the more that I start to play
My deceitful, evil ways
Keep on growing stronger by the day
Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please
Mother Mary full of grace
In my weakness, I've lost faith
I've been careless, and I have been warned
And the devil inside me is torn
God bless the men that I have scorned
Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked the sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please
Woah, woaa yeah yeah
Woa yeah yeah oh oh
WOW how odd is this...last night I decided I didnt want to cook so I ordered chinese for dinner....
Well as we all know we get our fortune cookie with it and as some know how stressed I have been lately....
Funny thing is my fortune cookie tells me the following:
Although it feels like a roller coaster now, life will calm down
How odd is that? Ya tell me...Could it very well be true?
Peering through windows, I could see light, warmth and happiness of others. It was so fascinating. People hanging decorations up, talking, laughing, singing.
Sometimes I would stand for so long; engaged, I hadn’t realised that the people inside; the happy, joyful people were standing at me.
There was one time I stated so long, drifting into my own world with their happiness, the owner had come down of his own and shooed me away.
One cold December evening, I had finished my paper round. I was making my way back home. It seemed like forever, trecking home in rain and wind. By the time I had got to the front door. My whole face, hands and feet felt like a block of ice. They were so cold that when warmth hit, it stung.
Fumbling for my keys in my pocket, using all my finger muscle I managed to find them and open the door. The rush of warm air hit me as I stepped into the threshold. Such a lovely feeling! Unravelling my winter gear in the warm hall way, I could hear shoutin
Like the sand in the hourglass, with each moment all can change. Is it fate or are we truely the ones that create this time.
All the tears have fallen and I giggle to myself knowing I am the one who has created this pain. I let myself feel, to hope that all would be as it should. Not seeing that it already is. I can change my actions, yet not who I am. I am proud of all that I am and who I will be in this life or anyother.
My smile can bring me to a peaceful surrounding, my laugh can bring you for the ride. I shall not judge, I will be true to you as I am to me.
Close your eyes take this journey with me and see as I do.T han you tell me in your whisper voice what is real. Bring me into your soulso that we may be one and whole. I promise you my all. I will hold you tight so that you will never fall.
Love is life so my life is yours, I gave you my tears now I shall take all your fears and blow them away to a far away place where bubbles roam with no chance of ever fading in
Do you ever spend to much time on one thing? I do, I can spend a lifetime on this machine, looking talking, searching, writing its crazy. When is it to much? Hell I don't think I will ever know, is it a escape from reality, nah its a comfort, I feel safe its my world where I can say and do anything I want.
I can be your lover, your friend, your enemy all that I want and you desire.
I feel alive yet I am dying to rest, like a vampire in the dawn needing the comfort of darkeness. Still and haunting, the memories that you thought you have lost yet come to the computer and your past awaits.
Is this a road less traveled, only the honest can answer that, for me its knowing that I have the choice to live again. No regrets just a smirk with the knowledge of youth.
The babble of my words that flow like the gentle brook yet the are rapids. My secrets. I have none is that odd, not really, what I don't tell you I will tell another so I will not carry the guilt of a life once lived
Sex Sex & More Sex
LOVE IS A TEMPATION
THAT STARTS WITH A SENSATION
WHEN A GUY STICK'S HIS LOCATION
IN A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE THE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
DO YOU GET MY EXPLAINATION OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION???
SKY IS BLUE
WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU CUM
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED UP AGAINST MY BODY MOVING UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND
KISSING IS A HABIT
FUCKING IS A GAME
GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE
GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN
10 MINUTES OF PLEASURE
9 MONTHS OF PAIN
3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL
A BABY WITHOUT A NAME
THE BABY IS A BASTURD
THE MOTHER IS A WHORE
THIS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED
IF THE RUBBER HAD'NT TORE!!!
SEX IS LIKE MATH
YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
ADD THE LEGS
AND PRAY TO GOD
YOU DONT MULTIPLY
ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
THIS BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCK
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FI
Discussion Between Me And My Boy Tubz
my boy tubz stayed the night and he just got picked up and we were having a talk about if me and chrisy got married right now, how the world would turn to hell and I would be the supreme ruler over all, and we'd have the best of everything, weed and all and we'd have all our homies smokin up with us and everything, the world would become molten lava and flames cept for one piece that I lived on and everyone that set foot on my piece without permission would desintegrate. Being the chrisy don't like pot she would either get to like it or die and the second she did the world would turn back to normal and then we'd have a whole shitload of ppl mad at us and ready to kill us and then we'd die, she'd be in hell and we'd die and go to hell to, we'd remarry and then the ground would split open and out would pop us and we'd say "WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!" yeah me and my boy Tubz are fuckin crazy like that, mind you none of this would actually happen irl just in our imaginations, and Tubz is my
Hazy Memories Of Last Night... And I Lost The Cat Cyst...
so as I awoke, in different clothing that I went to the show in... I tried to piece back together hazy memories of last night...so in trying to go backwards in thought...i notice im only wearing a hoodie (and thankfully woke up alone) im still drunki wake up in my bed wondering what mess/who ended up at my place that I have to deal with[insert 3-7 hours] i realize my bathtub was somehow comfy and it seems to be a good place to deposit too much jager/mr hero and thats why my back hurts as I fell into it before getting comfyi dont remember getting home or who drove mei was a cheap date and was walked out at 1am or so trevor escorted me out of peabodys (i MUST have made an ass of myself to get walked out with him laughing at me heh)i was on auto pilot and the stories are still coming in with my lapse of memory...i saw fla for two songsacumen and cynotic played at the same time so it sucked to run back and forth to watch them bothi grossed scooter out in showing him the cat cyst that sonn
Have you ever asked when will it all come together, I do, with each day I give my blessings to all wanting to roll down that hill, to see that one star and make a wish, to say hello and smile to a stranger, what a feeling of joy that will pass into yours and my day. Just once today wink at someone you have never met see if they smile. Lets try to make this planet a better world. To all that I know, I love you! To those I have not met I am blessed to meet you.
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Cat Scratch Fever
Ok everyone, this is no joke. Has anyone ever known of someone or anyone ever had cat scratch fever? And if so, how long til they saw symptoms and what were the symptoms.
Personally I think this weekend has been a bad weekend of coincidences, but now people have me freaked lol. Here's the deal. Friday night my cat (he's 17 years old) got freaked/or pissed (not sure which one) and he pushed off the bed at 3 am. When he did..he happened to be sleeping in front of my face, and so he pushed off with his back claws and scratched the hell out of my eye. I haven't been scratched from him in years b/c he doesn't have front claws. So my eye has been hurting like a SOB. Anyhow, my eye bled then swelled up (is still swollen). Sat. I was ok pretty much, but by the end of the day I had just started feeling like ass. By last night I had chills and I ache and my nose is running and ugh..I just want to go crawl in bed for 2 weeks. Today I got up and I feel about the same and then 2 hours ago I got
Sunken Footprints In The Sea
Sunken Footprints in the Sea
Life has gifted me with tragedy,
broken images; forever haunting,
excruciating my suffering; blood
upon the pulse of my serenity.
Crystal lines etched over
glacier heart, as my
tears wash blotches
of thought to leave
blank again daily;
stolen by death, I am left
mourning the assassin's kill,
soul sliced open like the parted
Chained and bound I avoid
flirtatious eyes, to inhibit
For love fled upon
your precious wings,
survived only by my
silent memories. I
stood alone in
the vacant centre of
searching for you
amongst a midnight
Alas although the stars filled
my eyes, the clear air gathered clouds
and the Moon reigned misery, no
peace to ever be found. Yet today
the heavens opened and allowed
me to breathe; you emerge with,
Out stretched arms, saying:
”Love come to me, but mere
Into the convalescent
how come you guys arent showing more pics of you in boxers?
i dont want to see your penis, i want to see sexy pics of you in boxers, even if you dont like wearing them, show them anyway
The Last Glimpse
Thursday, October 21, 2004
How was I to know it would be the very last time I ever saw him. I caught my last glimpse as I peered into the rear view mirror, fighting back the encroaching tears as I drove away heading back home. Home, to California, which hadn't felt much like home ever since he left! Home, where the past two years of my life have been spent waiting, wanting, hoping and preparing for his return. Home, which now imprisons me for if I leave I may miss his call. Home, where he, "couldn't wait to come back to", and yet seems so easily forgotten for him. Home, which mocks me with all the reminders and momentos of what was, and what is never to be again.
Saying our, "until we meet again" farewells had become an expected and recurring event after each and every visit I made. Almost two years ago he had taken my advice to go back to his homeland in Canada to straighten his affairs and then return to California. My need for him to be an honorable man who was here in the Sta
A Rant...cause I Motherfucking Can
Ok so I'm irked...pissed off...angered...like a one legged man that's been trying to kick his own ass all day, you might say.
Why is it...that people must project their own fucked up issues onto other people? Why? Why I say?
Why is it that if they're self-centered and a fucking cockknocking assclown YOU have to be one too? Is this like how retards and crazy people don't realize their retarded or crazy? Someone please share why? Why I say?
I'd like to know why it is that people find it necessary to be rotten assclowns for no apparent reason. Why it is no matter how nice you are to them (which goes against my basic nature goddamn it) they're still a fucktard. They still can't possibly manage to say something nice about you or be nice to you because God forfuckingbid they should do or say something nice about someone else.
This is why I hate people. Because people don't know how to motherfucking act. The world does not revolve around them (it revolves around me duh?) and my
More Random Written Stuff.
Coiling black locks swirled their way over the edge of the massive slab of rock the young girl lay upon and dipping into the cool, night reflecting water pulled very gently in the river. Delicate, glass-perfect nails brushed a few strands of the hair away from dark entrancing eyes fringed with a soft swirl of eyelashes. The outline of her face was sweet with a fragile nose and generous pouting, strawberry lips. The neck, graceful and small enough to hold almost with one hand, blended splendidly with her soft shoulders. A well shaped body comfortably lain out on the rock shone and glimmered in some places with the moons milky beams. Again, the outline delicate yet entrancing as she was young and unravaged by time or humanity and still so innoecent. Lifting her voice above the babble of the river she sang a song of time and knowledge and hen suddenly let it die back down as the bolts of lightning came to enclose her..
What The World Needs Now
Just sending you some
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Well, my damn b-day falls on Monday, tomorrow, and still have no plans and not really any money to head out anywhere.. Looks like another day of sitting at home! Anyone want to drag me out?
Stupid Ass Females
you all know who you are.... the kind of girl that listens to the bullshit a guy will tell you when u first meet them, saying they care about you and shit like they wanna be with you. so u go meet them and then u sleep with them, thinkin you know who they really are, and that they care about you.
then you find your way home thinkin you are so in love and that you have a relationship with this guy just because he slept with you. give me a break, YOU GOT PLAYED!
all of a sudden he wont talk to you online anymore and wont answer your phone calls. you notice he is talkin to other girls online and you start stalkin them too and tryin to cause problems, saying stupid shit to him and causing drama, like THATS really gonna get the guy to wanna be with you.
stop being so fuckin STUPID and quit taking out your mistakes on other people. deal with it and MOVE ON.
P.S. by the way you stupid ass female, fuckin every guy you meet on the net is NOT the way you get a guy and keep him.
Mother's Day Contest
I have a very good friend in a Mother's Day contest. Please go show her some help -- and make your self some points -- by voting on her pic. Her entry is located here:
Muslim - If You Offend, Don't Read
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female"
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White"
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
Trying To Sale
I've been trying to sale my crafts for years. I hardly get a sale at all. Twice now ive had people want my favorite craft item of all time. But nither of them ever actually sent me the money. Its starting to make me mad. So, now the first one to contact AND actually send me $10 for this item will get it. First come first serve. Im not holding this item for anyone anymore. The first person to say they want it and send me the money gets the item.
Memories of that first kiss on a cold winter night,
I looked in your eyes, the whole world slowed.
My heart skipped a beat when you said yes when I asked if I could,
I held you close, the whole world slowed.
Our lips met, hesitate and soft.
We shared a moment, the whole world slowed.
A moment only it took, yet seemed a lifetime.
I still remember that first kiss, when the whole world slowed
pagan won that one the answer was 3
you can cashout whenever u want
1st persont to drop a comment wins
Sacramento Gas Price Average Is About $3.30
CAMARILLO, Calif. - Gasoline prices have surged to a record nationwide average of $3.07 per gallon, nearly 20 cents higher than two weeks earlier, oil industry analyst Trilby Lundberg said Sunday. The previous record was $3.03 per gallon on Aug. 11, 2006.
But despite inventory fears that have sent prices higher, there are signs that the rising prices at the pump may be peaking.
Just two weeks ago, the U.S. average for a gallon of regular gas was $2.87, but the Lundberg Survey of 7,000 stations nationwide on Friday showed an increase of about 19.5 cents to $3.07. That's up 88.4 cents since Jan. 19, Lundberg said.
The nationwide average for mid-grade gasoline was $3.18 and premium was $3.28.
The nation's lowest average pump price was $2.80 per gallon in Charleston, S.C., while the highest was $3.49 in San Francisco.
The recent increases are due mostly to refinery problems, Lundberg said, noting there have been at least a dozen additional partial shutdowns in the U.S. and i
Military Spouse Appreciation Day
I just found this out:
Military Spouse Appreciation Day is May 11.
Let us not forget that behind every man in uniform there is a woman waiting on him and supporting him!
Military Spouses on CherryTap
So go out and Spend some of your CHERRY BUCKS and Show these Great Spouses and those who are patiently waiting on their loved ones to return home some love!
Please Pass This Along! http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=4157457122
If You Cant Stand Behind 'em, Stand In Front Of 'em!
what the title means... well if you can't support our troops.. then go fight for them and bring the troops home.... here is why i say this...
Today, i went to lunch like always.... I wasnt really hungry today, so i stopped at the Diamond Shamrock at the corner of Burnet Rd and Longhorn drive, to get a couple of Black Cherry Vanilla Cokes and a pack of cigs. Well i wore my chamoflauge khakis and a t-shirt that said operation coalition forces. Operation Iraqi Freedom. This shirt was bought for me like 4 years ago by my ex husband while he was in Iraqi. Yes i love this shirt.
well, i got to the counter, and a middle eastern decent lady was behind the counter. she read my shirt, and her WHOLE demeanor changed. She threw my cigs at me, didnt want to take my money, didnt offer me a bag, shoved my cokes where one about tipped over, and the dirtiest look i have ever seen. I never in my life wanted to grabbed someone over the counter. I know those people work hard just to earn a dollar,
How I Did It !!
I guess I should start off by saying what I did lol..... I have actually stayed Married for 15 years as of May 2nd this year. In the past few days I have had a couple of peope ask me OMG how did you do it....And my reply was.......... Hum I dont know.
Ive been thinking about this questions for a few days now.. And I have been pondering what a good answer should be.. I would have to say alot of comperomise, alot of understanding on both sides, learning to over look each others little quriks and give each other space when needed, dont ever try to change the person your with, and be yourself in all matters.
But the truth is I really don't know how we made it this long thinking back it was a rough road with alot of twist and turns along the way. Trying to over look someones quirks haha we all know dont really happen we just learn to live with them, Comperomise lol just do it my way or we fight til I win or we forget what we were fighting about, Giving each other sp
Show Some Love, Pwease
She has a lil over a hundred to level, stop by and say hi. thanx...
la kangri dulce 69@ CherryTAP
Friends On Ct
Kinda sad to see some friends cutting back on their CT activities and some leaving because of the drama here. I almost left a few times, have cut back my time. The drama was one thing. But why should I let others keep me from having fun here? I've cut back some time to enjoy the real world more.. that and to try and get work done... and the house was getting dirty.. and the laundry needed to be done so I had clean boxers. :)
Don't leave because of the drama others cause, or because they use fake pics, or because they beg for points. WHo cares what they do. Delete them.. ignore them.. make fun of them. But don't let them chase you off. If you do then they win.
ok i really need help i need at least 10000 to place third so if u could click the pic and put as many as possible of comments down that would be awesome i will buy everyone a gift also
Top 5 Reasons To Hate Today...
1) My Head HURTS.
2) The neighbors here have NO regard for others with thier music.
3) The poor baby has been crying and screaming all day cause he's teething already (yes at 3 months, 1 month if you go by how old he was supposed to be).
4) I'm tired and keep zoning out from my pain and tiredness.
5) I miss a certain person SOO much right now... (Someone I'm not supposed to be missing... Not my ex's... Not my wives... Or anyone else that I'm "Supposed" to be missing... Although I miss all those people too... Just not how I miss this ONE guy right now).
A Must Read
I had bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had
hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then
the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some
of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out
of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked
and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After
a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three
days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and
A Little Boy
A little boy walks
into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and
quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has
seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The
son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad
doing?"The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad
has a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top of it and help flatten
it.""Your wasting your time," said the boy."Why is
that?" the mom asked puzzled."Well when you go
shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up
Red Pumps....and Drinking
Ok seriously people....remind me to NEVER ever wear my red pumps when i go drinking again!
I mean yes...i looked cute as hell....but oh my god my feet STILL hurt today....nearly 24 hours later!!!!!
But i did have fun...got way too drunk and styed out wayyyy too late! HOORAH!
Just a lil something to say today...monday...
MY FEET STILL HURT!!! And i still feel like i have an anvil on my chest...and my mouth still tastes like i was lickin the ashtray
DAMN what a party lol
*that's Life. . .i Guess*
Sorry I've been away for so long. I've missed you all so very very much.
Let me see here where to begin with all the drama?
April 26th my 18 year old little brother was arrested and charged with burglary.
That same day my computer caught a virus thanks to my other little brother's myspace antics and I had to get the whole system whiped. I just recently got it back and finally got my internet access back today.
I hope I haven't lost any of you.
Smart First Grader
> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
> The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
> 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
> grade too!"
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
> would give the boy a test.
> If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
> 1st grade and behave.
> She agreed.
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
> to take the test.
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Harry: "9".
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Harry: "36".
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks a
I know its complaining but I don't know what to do cause I can't hold it in, and I don't want to burden a friend with it, but these past few weeks have been horrible the only reasons why i have been able to keep my last bit of sanity is because one of my bestest best friends, Rose, and an awesome guy, with out them, I don't know what I'd do, I feel like breaking down just right here, just everything thats been happening I don't know what to do.... I want to run away from it all, but I have to face some of these things, right here and right now, but it hurts so much to see it heppening... I just don't want it to happen now, I guess i'm just scared...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, And a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Please Fan Me If I Am Ur Fan
there are like 100 people i am a fan of that havent fanned me back, if you would i would appreciate it, show some love peeps
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A dark secret
Being held and kept
Curdling in my veins
My heart beats faster and faster
When you caress my neck
So cold and hallow
Your touch of death, cold
Yet warming and loving
Your sweet smile with your bare fangs
Blood-thirsty in your eyes
Grasping the thirst from getting out
Disappearing before you can
Take a bite from my neck
Saying good-be to my knight of night
Until the next time of darkness
You shall arise
With loving eyes.
Come to my special place
Feel free as a bird whose
wings are being tested for
the first time.
Love me for me, for love
knows not who it will keep,
so learn to trust in fully in it.
No matter what depths you
may take let nothing get in
For when you've reach that goal
there is something really great for
your heart to behold.
Love have no reasons no initiatives.
Only two should take that journey,
the joy that true love gives.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I saw George Carlin Live and you didnt!
lol sorry had to do it, im bored
Heart beat pumping,
consistantly non stop,
so many choices,
but your always on my top.
number one since forever,
your nothing like the rest,
beauty from the beholder,
an emotional arrest.
broken without despair,
hoping for a change in heart,
my feelings are still there.
Always and Forever,
things will never change,
when the skys are blue,
and the the clouds are white,
when the night is dark,
and the day is bright,
you are the girl,
thats always right.
Never Choke In A Restaurant In The South...
Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
Two rednecks walk into a restaurant.
While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
"Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
(losing My Way). Im Debatin Gon Not To Turn This Completely Into A Song. What Yall Thing
One girl I know that is so bad
and when she's around my way
she get my mind, give illusions
that I don't know what to say
and everytime I need to say
she makes me feel like I came to play
Oh I wanna make her my baby
but I can't I'm acting crazy so
Can't you help me find my way
Can't you help me find my way
'cause everytime I see her don't know what to say
She give me extra credits everytime that I go
that I don't know what to do
Lately I've been acting so strange
she got me singing and writing blues
and everytime I wanna keep it cool
she makes me feel like a completely fool
Oh I wanna make her my baby
but I can't I'm acting fool and crazy
Can't you help me find my way
Can't you help me find my way
'cause everytime I see her don't know what to say
Trip Down Memory Lane...
Does anyone remember these???
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Adventures Of Pete and Pete
Tex Avery Show
The Wacky World of ....:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 />Tex Avery
AHHH! Real Monsters
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (anim)
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Are you Afraid of the Dark
The Addams Family (anim)
The Angry Beavers
Bevis & Butthead
Bill Nye: The Science Guy
Bobby's World... don't cha know
Cartoon Cartoons Show
Clarisea Explains it All
Cow and Chicken
Donald's Quack Attack
Dr Katz, Professinal Thearapist
The Drew Carey Show
Figure it Out
Fresh Prince of Bell Air
Garfield and Friends
Harry and the Henderson's
I Am Weasle
It started with this,
a lonesome summer bliss.
I tried to keep it inside,
but all my feelings I just can't hide.
I'm just a plain simple guy,
who's been keeping it inside.
To cry for the special girl I love,
to lie, to bleed, to die, I don't know why.
Maybe she's really that special,
that love will be sacrificial.
There's no other way to say it,
and I just can't deny it.
Maybe I'm just afraid,
of her reaction.
I have lots of perennial moments with her,
my feelings with inevitable adoration.
Maybe with this beating heart,
it just needs to bleed.
Before I tell her,
that she's the only one I need.
I'm too plain and ordinary,
to be with a girl like her.
Those times with her,
I'll cherish them forever.
My poem ends here,
with the feelings I have hidden,
these words about her,
in my heart I have written.
Another Eerie Horiscope
It's easy to get stressed out, but it's not so easy to do something about it. However, taking a proactive step will help you get out of this morass -- and see what it is that you should do next. Start small and go from there.
Doc: Name ???
Patient: Abu Dalah Sarafi
Doc: Sex ?
Patient: Four times a week
Doc: No, no, no male or female ?
Patient : Male, Female... sometimes camel...
As if that was not enough.....
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to d
Cinco De Mayo
Cinco De Mayo was one of the best day/nights I've had ever. My bro, sis and best friend went out to my favorite restaurant that was having this Mexican fiesta. The deal was for $20 it was all you can eat/drink (including booze) all day until midnight. The food was great and everyone else had margaritas, there was good live music and there were a lot of pretty ladies out. My bro and sis left after about an hour to do something else they had planned so me and Mike stayed and rocked out, there was tequila and friendly people everywhere. It felt great to be out and getting hit on by various ladies, it was a boost to the ol' self confidence. I hope to be going out a lot more in the coming weeks.
This song was one of the ones the band was playing when I was flirting with this 1 very cute girl and got a #... plus they did a great version of it.
Counting Crows- Murder of One
Blue morning, Blue morning
Wrapped in strands of fist and bone.
Curiosity, Kitten, doesn't have to mean y
just like to say hello to all have a good day
Online Lovers To Meet
I walk slowly towards you, unsure of what is to be.
Thoughts racing through my head that I can not understand.
Where are we to go from here?
I stand before you with no shame or doubts, just the fear that you will turn around and walk away never to look back.
We have talked for hours, shared laughter, and tears.
With you I have told my dreams, we created a world that neither of us can deny.
I reach to you, all seems so right, you look into my eyes, I see the gentle love that I only had fantasies of.
You take my hand, its so warm and strong, you smile, I can feel the angels smile from heaven above.
This fear that I feel is not one that makes me afraid,only anxious, for I know of nothing of what is meant to be.
You pull me in and hold me close, I smell your body and feel you breath on my check. My body starts to shake and tremble. You hold tighter for you are trembling as well.
Looking into your face, you brush your lips across mine and whisper, " Now is the time"
My Past And Present
¢À There are always people that judge.
How am I suppose to feel, what am I to think.
So many games so many words that have no meaning.
I sit here and cry, tears that you look away from. Knowing the pain is real and justified. Do you care, really you have the best of both worlds. They love and accept you and will never turn thier back on you. But with me its look away, she has a past, she has kids, she pulls you from happiness.
I don't know you anymore all I know is the pain that I feel running through my veins.
You say do I want us to end?? Is that your own questions that only you can answer.
Yes I am sure that others would love nothing more than for us to go our seperate ways.. No names that I will mention you know who you are.
Is it fate, hell I just know I am tired of being the shame. I have so much to offer with me and my children and the love that we can provide. And all we ask is for honesty and loyality in return. But I do know that loyality is given when you k
Way To Go... Street Sense!!!
Good Morning and I trust you had a good weekend. Wow a quick weekend was had by me. Whew, that was a fast one, the weekend started out with various events happening on Saturday. First and foremost, well for our little corner of the world was the grand floral parade. Which is just a term used to make the parade sound bigger then it is. There were 124 entrees into the Blossom Parade for which it is better known. This parade showcases area queens who won their local community pageants / contests you name it. Mandy did not ride the float but played in the school band in front of our float. Might I add…our school float was hideous. Many schools participated in constructing floats for their schools (communities) queen and court. Most schools used petal paper (you know the frilly almost iridescent blow and wave in the wind paper) ours did not… They (the float builders, ie the queens’ parents, runner ups and Ms Congeniality parents) thought that petal paper was too expensive. So here comes our
All That Remains
I sit atop my roof watching the stars
the cold wind blowing spreading whatever
may come fates disaterous touch effects us
all a cruel bitch she is ruining the lives
of many for her own self satisfying pleasure
so many times has she toyed with my life only
for me to look a fool.
I live and sleep amoung the world of demons
the cold bitter silence that weeps through me
i see all but sadness and the suffering of others
why cant i help them all?.... i am but one soul
nothing more nothing less a wicked one at that
but warm hearted to say the least i may still own
my soul but it has already been sold for what i fear is my own mortality my human frailties i wish to extinguish destroying every trace of humanity within me. the only way i will become stronger then i am is if i allow the darkness within my soul to spread without being contained...
Oh how i enjoy its bitter taste the anger the hatred i feed and feel from others such an intoxicating feeling all their fears an sin
You Really Are My Destiny
honey...im so happy that i met you here at the cherrytap,even though we have a rough times always but still your the man i want....even though i say bad things about you but still your the man i love...you give me all the love that i need,the caring and understanding...your the man that i need for the REST OF MY LIFE...you really are my destiny,MY LIFE,MY LOVE,MY BESTFRIEND,MY HUSBAND.We have lots of fighting lol but still we do love each other...WE DO LOVE EACH OTHER..i feel what you feel,and you feel what i feel..thats why so hard for me for you to go away.I DONT WANT YOU TO GO AWAY..you are the interesting man that i met!VERY CHALLENGING....lol..I DO LOVE YOU,and i will always say I DO TO YOU FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.....we are strong and i know it.I LOVE YOU
My Angry Blog...my Poor Doorie
Readers...please be cautious about reading because if you have anything negative to say about this situation please don't say it at all..This is what's true to me
Dearest hit and run drivers,
I wish that you people could be more responsible in driving.
I just got my new car,blood and sweat.....and you just damn gave it a long ass scratch that hit the home run of my frustrations.
With care and love I took care of my car.
It's a learning experience nontheless.
I'm not going to pray that you get something bad happen to you.
I'm just going to wish that I'll be able to afford a lambo murcielago lol
I hate it when guys find them so iresistable and act upon it. get over yourself you really arent that hot as a matter of fact that little attitude you put on makes you the ugliest person to ever walk the planet. yep thats right even uglier then the one who fell down the ugly tree. No girl wants someone so erogant that their head blows up more and more with every step that they take. it kinda wants to make you walk up to them with a pin and pop their ever-self-lovin' head. get over yourself because you may be attrative but you sure as hell arent any different then the homeless guy walking the streets at night. if anything they are more attractive then you will ever be!
Rules For A Threesome
1. Always end up with your "Love" never ever have the Big O with the other person especially the first time, it will cause conflict..
2. Always make sure you talk to your "other" and understand it is "JUST SEX"
3. Pay attention to your Other, no matter how different the new person feels and what they do, never ever ever say, Damn why couldn't you do that..
4. When you have one on your face and one on your cock remember to be polite, share and switch places..
5. It is not all about you, if you are just alying back and watching and not doing anything to assist " WE NEED YOU WHY"..
6.Make this as comfortable as possible, while I am totally at ease with what I do, your love may be scared this is normal..
7. Even if you get started and you or anyone feels scared, uncomfortable, ill at ease there is a reason for feeling like that..it is totally acceptable to back off and away, anyone that has done this understands , sometimes it just doesn't " Feel
Drinking Away The Pain
I love you,
But you don't love me.
I'm dying inside,
But I won't let you see.
With a river of tears,
On the pillow case.
Caught up in memories,
Of your embrace.
I love you,
But you don't love me.
I'm drowning in a pool,
Of sweet misery.
Drink it up,
Just one more.
Till I'm numb inside,
Laying on the floor.
I love you,
But you don't love me.
Don't try to help,
Just let me be.
With bloodshot eyes,
And alcohol on my breath.
I fear I'm drinking,
My life to death.
I love you,
But you don't love me.
You locked my heart up,
And threw away the key.
You have torn,
My life apart.
So I tip another,
And drink my heart.
I love you,
But you don't love me.
My heart is suffocating,
Please set it free.
I'm ready to smile,
This time for real.
But I can't stop drinking,
There's too much to feel.
adies" Your wasting your time with that Special K diet!
This is the Anna Nicole Smith Who Da Daddy diet!!
Trying NOT to have Sex with Howard K..........2,0000 Calories
DID YOU KNOW THAT..............
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
Looking for target........
The Band I roadie for and P.A. for!!!
Whered Ya Go
whered ya go
i miss you so
seems like its been forever that youve been gone
she said somedays i feel like shit
somedays i wanna quit
and just be normal for a bit
i dont understand why you always have to be gone
i get along but the trips feel so long
and i find myself tryin to stay by the phone
cuz your voice always helps me when i feel so alone
but i feel like an idiot
workin my day around the call but when i pick up i dont have much to say
so i want you to know its a little fucked up
that im stuck here waitin at times debatin
tellin you ive had it with you and your career
me and the rest of the family here
whered you go
i miss you so
seems like its been forever
that youve been gone
whered you go
i miss you so
seems like its been forever
that youve been gone
please come back home
you know the place where you used live
used to bbqin burgers and ribs
used to have a little party every halloween with candy by the pile
but now u only stop by every onc
Quote For May 7
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
-- Phyllis Diller
This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
A Flood Of Emotions
My love for you is so strong, even though u did me wrong my love for you still remains. Its been so long since i got a hug from you, but now you see i have proved i will go through anything for you. Even better is going through everything with you. I still cant tell you how much love I have for you and all of it is true and unconditional.
I dont knw what happenedto the glue that held us so close together, but the sad thing is ull probably never have someone love you as true as I do. My love for you is everylasting. Not a ? of how long my love will last, but a ? of how you can be so willing to give that up. Because sweetheart ill never give my love up for you. I will love you till the day that I die cause isnt that what a husband is supposed to do.
Im not gonna wait forever for you my love is to precious. I will g on and i will survive u and i both know this. But we are married isnt that supposed to be sacred, it is to me i dont know what your problem is. I love you and you know
It is as if I am standing on the outside of a looking glass watching my life pass before me, knowing that I can do nothing to change the reality, ease the pain, rid the hurt, it is as if it is a cruel joke being played on me day after day. Where will the next day leave me? How broken will I be tomorrow? Does there ever seem to be an ending?
How do I convince someone that everything is alright when the very depths of my inner core is dissolving slowly? No one notices that a little more of me is fading away each day. It’s as if the waves of life’s ocean are crashing against me eroding more of my core every second of the day. Carrying parts of me out to sea... out to the wide expanse of water to be lost forever. My very existence is slowly drifting out to sea upon the waves of meaningless words, intentions, actions and emotions. Parts of me slowly evaporate into the mist. The euphoria that once consumed me is now dissolving into the blackness. The cold of the waters of life
I Have A Question
I have a question!!!
What would you do and how would you feel if a family member stabbed you in the back??
That has happened to me and it does not feel good at all.
Let me set it up for you....Late one night I was making sure the grand baby was going to stay asleep so I decided to log into my MySpace account, it was almost midnight. When I logged in I noticed that my aunt was online and that puzzled me because she goes to bed early. When I looked at the time and saw that it was almost midnight I wondered why and where she was this late. There was only two places that my aunt could have been and once I thought more about it I knew she wasn't at either place. So the next morning I called her and asked what she was doing online so late and she told me she wasn't, that she was in bed. I told her that someone was in her MySpace account and she said that it wasn't her and asked me to change her password. My aunt came by that morning and I changed it for her. Later that morning I re