Okay, when you see a picture of me in a gaypride themed shirt, I was only pretending to prefer women. Yes, you are right, I don't love women, I just haven't met you yet.
Sure I was gay, but that changed the second I saw your half bald/half mulletted head
with your sexy hardcore Motley Crue tshirt that has the sleeves cut off to show me your "pipes". Rock on, old dude, rock on!