A woman decides to have a facelift for her
birthday. She spends $5,000.00. A couple of weeks
later, feeling pretty good about the results, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving,
she asks the sales clerk, I hope you don't mind my
asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32,"
the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman
says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon
getting her order, asks the counter girl the
same question. She says, "I'd guess about 29." The
woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."
Now she is feeling really good about herself. While
waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the
same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight
is starting to go, but when I was young, there was a
sure way to tell how old a woman was. It requires
you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel
your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They sit in silence on the empty street until
curiosity gets the best of the woman and she finally
says, "What the hell, go ahead." The old man slips
both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to
feel around. After a couple of minutes she says,
"Okay, Okay, how old am I?" He removes his hands and
says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How did
you know?" The old man replies, "I was behind you in
line at McDonald's
