I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
You're not gonna check the boot, are you?
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
What? You need a license to drive?
