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Lets Do It!
OK Guys...after seeing the YouTube 12 days of christmas, a few of us thought it would be fun to make a CT 12 pains of christmas video. This will be really fun and we will see who has the balls to do this. I will post the song and lyrics in this sticky. What you all need to do is get on CAM and MIC and make a video of you singing it. It can be corny or crazy or cute. Then you need to send it to me. You can message me Immortal Love on here withyour submission. I will then take all the submissions and cut them up and edit them to fit together. I want to have this ready for christmas eve at the latest so get your submissions in quicky...this is alot of work to edit!!It would be great if everyone contributed!!! OK...So you listen to the song then you get on cam and record your self singing it!!! ANY QUESTIONS feel free to comment this bulletin or msg me. ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP here is the YouTube video(this is what ours will kinda be like but with the CT touch!:

Genesis-calling All Stations
Calling all stations Can anybody tell me, tell me exactly where I am I've lost all sense of direction Watching the darkness closing around me Feeling the cold all through my body That's why I'm calling all stations In the hope that someone hears me A single lonely voice I feel the sensation disappearing There's a tingling in my arms And there's a numbness in my hands All the broken promises All my good intentions don't add up to very much And I realise whatever happened, whatever happened I remember all the moments that I've wasted in my life All the things I was always gonna do Why is it now when it's too late That I've finally realised it's important to me To think that everything that's dear to me And is always in my heart Could so easily be taken And it's tearing me apart Going over and over in my mind I relive it one second at a time Calling all stations Can anybody tell me, tell me exactly where I am How different things look when your all on your

Genesis-misunderstanding
There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake I waited in the rain for hours And you were late Now it's not like me to say the right thing But you could've called to let me know I checked your number twice, don't understand it So I went home Well I'd been waiting for this weekend I thought that maybe we could see a show Never dreamed I'd have this feeling Oh but seeing you is believing That's why I don't know why You didn't show up that night There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake I was waiting in the rain for hours And you were late Since then I've been running around trying to find you I went to the places that we always go I rang your home but got no answer Jumped in my car, I went round there Still don't believe it He was just leaving There must be some misunderstanding There must be some kind of mistake... ---------------- Genesis - MisunderstandingMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

"living Things"
Most creatures are harmless; some creatures are deadly All creatures are unpredictable; some are special All creatures die; soon the cease to exist Living things are spectacular; living things are wierd Pretty soon the world will end; all living things will diappear The world will shed a single tear; then life will start over with the passing years After the first billion years living things will be recreated; they will never be the same When life as we know it ends......life will be created over,over and over again

"true Love"
Our love will last forever; true love We will always be together; true love True love never dies; true love In death we will see each other; true love Through heaven and hell or where ever; true love Life is meaningless without you; true love My life is all about you; true love Our love will last forever; true love We will always be together; true love Tru love never dies; true love

"diamonds"
Diamonds are real Diamonds are forever Diamonds can tell that we are together Diamonds show love Diamonds show sincerity Diamonds are in the eyes of the bride to be Diamonds are strong Diamonds can't be broken Neither can our bond once the priest has spoken Diamonds show trust Diamonds show feeling Diamonds can not express this outrageous feeling Diamonds are beautiful Diamonds are clear Diamonds can't penetrate your crystal tears Diamonds... Diamonds..... Diamonds.......

Can You Read This?
CAN YOU READ THIS? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Pressure
Tell me where our time went And if it was time well spent Just don't let me fall asleep Feeling empty again Cause I fear I might break And I fear I can't take it Tonight I'll lie awake feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Now that I'm losing hope And there's nothing else to show For all of the days that we spent Carried away from home Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Without you Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Feel

O.k......
WHY IN THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE STUCK ON MICKY-FUCKIN-DEEZ????? I HATE THAT DUMBASS, FAKE BURGER SHIT!!! YUCK! WELL, EVERYONE FROM MY OFFICE IS GOING THERE, NOT ME! I'M GONNA HAVE THE LUNCHROOM LADY! (she's yummy)hahahaha! THAT'S ALL.

The Cure-a Forest
come closer and see see into the trees find the girl while you can come closer and see see into the dark just follow your eyes just follow your eyes i hear her voice calling my name the sound is deep in the dark i hear her voice and start to run into the trees into the trees into the trees suddenly i stop but i know it's too late i'm lost in a forest all alone the girl was never there it's always the same i'm running towards nothing again and again and again ------------- The Cure - A ForestMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Apex Theory-apossibly
Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Where am i going? What concerned you was being true In the nearest bathtub with hot water Soaking me into you The withstand time of mine The will to never under mind You're growing and I feel strong all ways Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Pigeons circle my roof Ten to a hundred times a day Nothing stops them from feeding On our grass that lay astray Bothersome it may be To the naked eye nothing is free But the burden of proof may take More than a lifetime to see... Where am i going? What concerned you was being true In the nearest bathtub with hot water Soaking me into you Can you

Millencolin-da Strike
You strike get pissed that is just the way it is use your nose to the melancholy funk sound we are just a couple of local bowlers hangin' out tonight leavin' all the girls behind. So what's a girl compared to a perfect game I guess a lot if you find the right one if I had to choose between a bowl and you I'm not tellin' you you're taking it the wrong way I love the feeling that I get when I strike thats the only time I feel alive don't need you babe just need to strike I love the feeling that I get when I strike You are in trance when you slick into the area you pass the sa when you're taking off your pumas the way we bowl is cleaner then the other styles it's pro but they say we're doin' it the wrong way. So I guess you must be crazy to be bowlin' like we do it's cool we're doin' it our own way no fools no girls just the rude boys from the south kickin' it slickin' it trickin' it again. Yes thats right bowlin' is allright the only time I feel alive is when

U2-i Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed hardened lips Felt the healing fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one Well, yes I'm still running You broke the bonds And you loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Of my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm l

Happy Yule To Everyone!!!
Yule is the Wiccan name for the Winter Solstice. The Winter Solstice is the last sabbat in the calendar year, but it is actually the first sabbat in the Wiccan Wheel of the Year. The solstice marks the longest night of the year. Yule's date changes slightly from year to year. Yule this year falls on December 21st @ 7:22pm In the common lore, the Goddess gives birth to God, and passes into the crone aspect of the trinity. She is then reborn as a young maiden. The cycle of life begins again with the new year. The Goddess and God are renewed, and begin their path to divinity once more. ***Celebrating Yule*** You should enjoy yourself as much as possible on the Winter Solstice because this will bring back light (and lightness) into the world. Different traditions mention feasting, gambling, playing pranks, giving gifts, visiting, drinking, dressing up, fornicating, putting on plays and staying up all night. During the dark of winter, invoke all the forces of pleasure and lov

Antipsychotics
Mixing them when drinking is a terrible idea. But it just may make you feel better, provided you live through a half hour of spins and a thirteen hour coma. Then you feel fresh as a daisy and willing to try it all over again.

Regarding,your ; I Dont Plan
Sweet serenity... ...Speaks like a cool breeze flowing gently through your hair, Enriched by its whispering words of benevolence... ...With every thought to care. Preserving the goodness... ...In which it pleasantly renders to heart, Sooths my very being... ...Like the embracement of a mother's heart. Copyright ©2006 MasterOfLove

Past
Does this have any meaning to anyone Standing alone bathed in the blood of the moon Sorrow's tears mix with blood so pure hope is born As the flame ignites one falls to thy knees In awe, because for an instant the weight of the world is lifted With a slight bow of the head the weight gladly returns Though the weight is hefty it is an honor worthy or baring Maybe again will love help carry the burden No matter how heavy, no matter how difficult The honor of the burden will be carried By the strength of sorrow's tears mixed with the blood of the moon Fueled by hope itself Graciously accepting the burden one stands To carry forth into a world that shall never know Nor remember the one who carries Their hopes and keeps their fears at bay Quietly with a slight smile and a remaining tear Upon a cheek of one who alone carries the weight of the world Slips into the unknowing bustling crowd Maybe again love shall come to wipe away That last tear

Today's Promise From The Bible
Isaiah 41:10 Fear thou not; for I [am] with thee: be not dismayed; for I [am] thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness. Reflection Ever will the Lord raise up His people from their troubles! Ever will He seek to heal their hurts! Ever will He redeem His people from wickedness! And ever will the Lord Almighty strengthen the resolve of His children that they might proclaim His mercies forever! Praise His name forever all you His people! Hallelujah!

The Last Sunrise
Currently listening to: You sink your teeth and bite the blood that drains the life inside of me and fills your soul with love and hate and all those things you need to breathe. My body dies but still my soul remains eternally in search of Caspian waves and shallow graves explain why me? This nightmare won't last long. Are you scared? So sing this song I'm right there by your side. Tonight we've got a chance. I watched the sky bleed grey with see through shades of violent bloody stains and felt the evil prime and wicked start a course straight through my veins. I'm so alive, my skin so cold and fake I close my eyes I know that now's the time to take my chance with death and realize. Sunrise, sunset will you wash away the rain. Sunrise, sunset can you wash away the pain. This nightmare won't last long. Are you scared? So sing this song I'm right there by your side. Tonight we've got a chance. This nightmare won't last long. Are you scared? So

Children, Go Where I Send Thee
Children, Go Where I Send Thee Children, go where I send thee -- How shall I send thee? I'm gonna send thee one by one One for the little bitty baby -- That was born, born -- Born in Bethlehem. Children, go where I send thee -- How shall I send thee? I'm gonna send thee two by two Two for Paul and Silas One for the little bitty baybe -- That was born, born -- Born in Bethlehem. Three for the Hebrew children... Four for the four that stood at the door... Five for the gospel preachers... Six for the six that never got fixed... Seven for the seven that never got to heaven... Eight for the eight that stood at the gate... Nine for the nine all dressed so fine... Ten for the ten commandments... Eleven for the eleven deriders... Twelve for the twelve Apostles...

Getting Started...
Ok...I am still getting to know the site, but I thought I would try this out since I am a "professional blogger". LOL I will try my best to keep up on here. I am on MySpace, so it will be a challenge to keep up with both sites. I will be posting thoughts and such, as well as funny stuff here, so keep an eye out. I try to post something everyday, but no promises. Feel free to leave comments or whatever. Hugs, Shannon

The Start Of A New Life
Welcome for as much as it is worth... I rejoined the Army after 12 years of being out.... Why you may ask hmmm good question? But there are reasons. 1 to retire in 13 years instead of 20 more in the previous Job I had.. 2 to provide medical care for my Diabetic wife. 3 provide a Good home and food on the table 4 and of course to finish what I started 19 years ago in the Army. Boreing you yet LOL... well thats life not all roses but got to take care of my cherry LOL even if its a little aging and getting black and blue not red LOL will blog more later...

A Thought For Christmas
Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts, and there would be Peace on Earth.

~~~~ You Are My Love ~~~~
You Are My Love You are the essence of comfort and acceptance Forever encouraging and loving me For who I am and who I wish to be Radiating your love like the warmth of a favorite blanket I am wrapped within your heart. You are like the ocean's tide Constant and beautiful, yet forever changing I watch in wonder at your many hues Like that of a glorious sunset The colors of you are infinite. You are the one I need to seek When I experience a newness in life I want to share it with you and only you Like a sturdy oak I lean on your strength When I feel like a Weeping Willow. You are eternal You are woven into my soul forever Etched into my life. You are My Love

Right Side Of The Bed
Come on! I can see her now Dancing around, her drink in hand All her baggage in tow I just want to forget and let go Of all the joy, all of the pain I took your guilt and placed it into me And now I kiss it goodbye Our last dance ended fatall Who's sleeping on my side of the bed tonight? Have you ever cried so hard? Baby you just died There she goes again Another masquerade in false circumstance She'll fuck you just for the taste I just wish I could replace all the memories Of what makes my blood run cold And as your blood flows through me I say goodbye to what we had She came and went I gnawed through my lip Makeup smeared in her eyes Each sob's a reason to say goodbye. Sometimes when you're holding on You'll never see the light With flowers in her hair I gazed upon with dead lovers eyes She never looked so good And I never felt so right

Dirty
I'm so dirty. I'm filthy with all my mistakes. I wish I could be clean and clear the slate. I want to start all over. I want to be the same as everybody else. I want to be amused by the little things again. I'm so fucking worthless. I don't deserve to be loved. I hate this fucking bullshit. Why am I so depressed? I just want to be happy like all the rest

Cliche
I’m sick or writing the same thing. I’m sick of repeating myself. I’m sick of being like everyone else. I’m sick of trying to fit in. I’m sick of being myself. I’m sick of “I love you so much.” I’m sick of “I miss you to death.” I’m sick of rivers of tears and once upon times. I’m sick of death and pain and the same old rhymes. I’m sick of this life sucks and I wanna die. I’m sick of doing the same old things. I’m just so sick of being a cliché

Forever Friend
THOUGH I CANNOT SEE OR TOUCH YOU I KNOW DEEP IN MY HEART THAT WE BECAME FOREVER FRIENDS RIGHT FROM THE VERY START YOU LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS FAR FROM MINE BUT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THERE FOR ME AT THE OTHER END OF THE TELEPHONE LINE WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG BUT I CAN TELL YOU REALLY CARE I WANT YOU TO KNOW DEEP IN YOUR HEART THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE AS SURE AS THE EARTH SPINS AROUND AND AROUND I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU AND I KNOW BY WHAT YOU'VE SHOWN YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME TOO © TAMMY REED 1998

Writing And Poetry4
you are ..! ur name is a rythem ur breath is a symfony baby i have u ,u seem evey thing 4me i need u 2night i need u to make it right wen am wth u all ma dreams b-cum true i cant let u go i just wana be with you iwant u to hold me tight cuz u da 1 who makes me feel so right i think of you all nyt wen i turn out da light every nyt wen m laying my bed i hear ur voice goes on my head i cant stop thinking about all da things the ive done and said

Poker Banned In The Us?
United States Holdem Players are still being accepted by manyonline poker rooms! While many have stopped accepting Us Poker Players, We are still welcome at Absolute Poker for instance! Quote: Absolute Poker.com - absolutely business as normal Wednesday Oct 11 2006 # Absolute Poker– Absolute Poker Business as normal! Absolute Poker is a privately held business and its executives today issued the following statement: "As the 4th largest online poker company we continue to welcome all Affiliates and their Poker Players! Absolute Poker is Absolutely confident in its ability to continue to offer US players the very best in Online Poker with the fastest secure deposit and payout solutions, all new and existing players should be 100% confident in playing with the very best Absolute Poker." The Safe Ports Act passed by the US Congress on September 30th neither prohibits nor makes it illegal for any US customer to play with Absolute Poker and therefore customers experience at Abso

My Musical (d)evolution Into A Drummer
This is the condensed version of my musical performance (lack of) background. When I was in fourth grade (no I do not remember what age that is), I sang in the Choir at my Congregation. I had to quit due to my voice cracking (Yay puberty!). When I started Middle School (Jr. High 7th grade). I played cello in the school's orchestra (I wanted bass, but I didn't get one in the "lottery"). I played for a year and was pretty decent, but I got a bit distracted with guitar near the end of the school year. I quit the next year when I was told I could not join jazz band since "Cellos don't play jazz" (according to the director of the jazz band...). I kept noodling with the guitar, mostly playing bass lines until I was 16 and used the money I made from an internship at a metal shop to get my first Electric Bass. It was a 5-string Dean Edge in transparent red with a wicked pointy headstock. My dear sweet Grandmother named it "El Diablo" and the name fit perfect. I owned 2 other basses

Another By Lord Byron
Loves Last Adieu The roses of Love glad the garden of life, Though nurtur'd 'mid weeds dropping pestilent dew, Till Time crops the leaves with unmerciful knife, Or prunes them for ever, in Love's last adieu! In vain, with endearments, we soothe the sad heart, In vain do we vow for an age to be true; The chance of an hour may command us to part, Or Death disunite us, in Love's last adieu! Still Hope, breathing peace, through the grief-swollen breast, Will whisper, ÒOur meeting we yet may renew: With this dream of deceit, half our sorrow's represt, Nor taste we the poison, of Love's last adieu! Oh! mark you yon pair, in the sunshine of youth, Love twin'd round their childhood his flow'rs as they grew; They flourish awhile, in the season of truth, Till chill'd by the winter of Love's last adieu! Sweet lady! why thus doth a tear steal its way, Down a cheek which outrivals thy bosom in hue? Yet why do I ask?---to distraction a p

Any Woman Who Loves Me Better Be A Dog Lover !
You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100%Angel67%Mermaid67%Faerie50%Demon50%Dragon50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com And up for doggie style! lol

John 2: 8-14
8 And there were in the same country shepherd abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them; and they were sore afraid. 10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. 11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. 12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. 13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

~~bullshit Runs Amuck From Cherrytap Staffers~~
~~~~~KUDOS TO THIS POSTING~~~I APPROVE OF IT TOO~~~~ if i wanted to be on a site that i have to put up with bullshit i would be on yahoo or myspace i agree with this bulliten 100% but its pretty bad that someone got a bug up there ass and wants to ruin things for everyone When I get a message that says... Error: i fucking hate spammers, you just made the list. ...while trying to leave a comment for my friends...not only does it PISS ME OFF!... ...It also tells me just how much time of my life I have wasted on here! I really do love the Sweet friends I have made on here...but with the NSFW and now this crap... ...Wanting to click onto this site... ...just...dropped WAY down on my things to do list! And Just so you know CT...I am NOT a spammer...but if that is something that interests you... ...Slide down your pants and squeel like a pig! As members...we have been treated like crap...We leave countless comments to friends, and new

Ouch...if You Hear These Replies, You Have Struck Out.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Four In One Post Lol
Surender When there is nothing to loose and everything to gain It is easy to let go of the world of pain I fought to hold on for far to long Till all that I longed for was gone In the steps of life there is time to greive To face the hurt, heal and releave. Hard facts are always there be seen Honesty in everything is called by some obcene But for the only place of trust we hold true The lack of the truth was a bill past due Pretending that all was doing great Lead to a life filled with bitterness and hate Our debit to be payed came way to hard The deck of life dealt the death card Now we stand alone to behold our fate I surender my love and let go of my hate. By R. Thomas Dinsmore THE LIGHT There is a light that shines inside us all it can not be extinguished by taking a fall They can not put it out by hurting our pride try as they might it burns brightly inside The light of our spirit is who we are it touches others so near and so far

Untitled
Love is a razor, used to cut the soul My life has never seemed full. Broken and battered I lay in dust, Staying alive isn’t a must. Life is torture as you see, I lay crying on bended knee. While you were here, life was great Once you left I became live bait. Attacked bya nyone and everyone near I have nothing left in life to fear. I’m not afraid of when I die Happiness is a thing money can’t buy. Love me not for who I am, Kiss goodbye what you can.

Spineshank-synthetic
I can never feel the way you do but it still becomes me now I can't take the way you do but it's still inside me synthetic solution synthetic, i'll become synthetic, if it makes this go away still I waste another day of my life and it sickens me to feel this way now I can't make up my mind, is this right? how, I let you get inside of me? twist my words the way that you do 'cause it falls on deaf ears now still, i've learned to numb your views but they're still inside me synthetic solution synthetic, i'll become synthetic, if it makes this go away still I waste another day of my life and it sickens me to feel this way now I can't make up my mind, is this right? how, I let you get inside of me? I will never follow you... all this time I thought I was myself and I thought I never could become you all this time I thought I was myself and I thought I never could become you wrong still I waste another day of my life and it sickens me to feel this

Santa Is Coming To Town
Finished shopping just in the nick of time.... Christmas comes quicker and quicker each year. I guess I'll start the pre-buy in June next year. Time to do the Santa thing and get to bed. Merry Christmas. -c

Dreams
DREAM OF PASSION you are sitting on the edge of the bed i am standing in front of you you are allowed to undress me i am allowed to undress you you cannot touch me you cannot touch yourself you can olnly watch after we are naked i move onto the bed, you sit on a chair ther are several candles lighting the room there is slow and sexy music i will touch myself while i imagine it is your touch you can talk sexy to me while you imagine touching me only when i tell you can you get down on your knees i will move to the edge of the bed my legs hanging over the side...open... as an invitation to your mouth. i am clean shaven and you like it you can be there for as long as you want until you decide, you sit on the edge of the bed until i kiss you on your mouth then we stand, with my back to your chest you kiss and lick my back and neck and nibble. your hands are on my breast and you slowly bend me down to the bed and gently slap my ass you tease me for as long as u

2 Poems "raged" And "alone
ALONE WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS IS HOW WE WOULD BE THIS IS WHAT HAS BECOME OF WHAT WAS ONCE YOU AND ME I POUR OUT MY HEART BUT YOU DON'T SAY A WORD BUT EVERY SOFT WHISPER IN YOUR HEART I KNOW IS HEARD WHEN I DO HEAR YOU VOICE CALLING OUT TO ME I TURN TO RUN TO YOU THEN I KNOW IT CANNOT BE I REACH OUT TO TOUCH YOU TO HOLD YOU ONCE AGAIN BUT YOU DON'T REACH BACK LEAVING A EMPTINESS WITHIN MY HAND SWEEPS ACROSS THE GROUND WHERE YOU NOW PEACEFULLY SLEEP LONGING FOR YOU TO REACH UP AND ARISE FROM THE GRAVE, SO DEEP I GENTLY KISS YOUR NAME ENGRAVED UPON THE STONE AND I AM LEFT TO CRY AT YOU GRAVESIDE LEFT TO CRY ALONE I LONG TO KNOW SO MANY ANSWERS AS TO WHY YOU LEFT ME WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE AND WHAT CAUSED YOU TO HURT SO BADILY THAT YOU FELT YOU MUST DIE I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU AND OFTEN THINK OF TAKEN YOUR SAME ROUTE BUT THEN I THINK OF ALL LIFE'S BLESSINGS ALL THE BLESSINGS YOU DID WITHOUT I WILL FACE ALL OF LIFE'S BATTLES WITHOUT YOU

For You
What is it you hope for, even though you are dying? And even though life is closing your tiny eyes Why did I leave them all? I should be with them to die in the same place The pain I think, should go on forever. For always But no. Not mine. Not now. My life now begins Call me what you will, but I'll die for no man, at all My limbs and the life that spreads from them Cross my path and you'll suffer like no man before, at all What I hunger for, is the trial of God For just two winters only did we live for My God. What have you become? Dear, dear lord We could have changed the world, had you been here with me. Right now Held you in my arms. In my arms, my love Jesus wept so man could live forever on earth. In peace But my tears. They fall for you. Only you

Who Should Get Custody?
Who Should Get Custody? A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now tell me, who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"

Hahahahahahaha!
Start at the bottom oh the horror -----Original Message----- From: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:36 AM To: Sister Subject: Re: not cool. Next thing I know I'll be cleaning my room!~ ----- Original Message ----- From: Sister To: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:25 AM Subject: RE: not cool. well it's a start -----Original Message----- From: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 9:58 AM To: Sister Subject: not cool. are you trying to teach me responsibility with this damn purse? I'm used to chucking them everywhere, now i'm so careful. i hate!

Lost
She lowers her head She should be crying She can't No longer suprized At the constant Lingering of pain Wrong turn again and again But knowing The direction is correct There is no other way Forced to suffer through The mass chaos before her Knowing the struggle To simply hang on All too well

Numb
NUMB - PINK No sleep, no sex for you from your ex-girlfriend I was too deep, I can't let you go and just jump in At times I would push my feelings aside to let you feel I'm novicane I'm numb and nothing's real Like the coldest winter, I am frozen from you I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my all, my baby I'm numb, numb, numb But the tears were silent inside you see But the tears were silent inside you see I laid there quiet, watched you have your way with me I might have cried, the tears were silent inside you see You called me names, made me feel like I was dumb I didn't feel a thing and now I'm gone, gone, gone Like a battered child I got used to your pain But you know its cuz I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my all, my baby I'm numb, numb, numb I was weak before now you made me so numb I can't feel much for you anymore I gave you my

I Wish He'd Understand
I just wish he would fucking understand. He rants on and on about how much he;s been fucked over by girls. He doesnt get it that I WOULD NEVER HURT HIM! I just wish he would be with me. His last girl, I coulda told him that it wasnt going to work...but I did nothing to stop him...it hurt so bad to see him go once again. He's one of the only people whom Im like in love with...he doesnt get it. I wish he would. He;s supposed to come see me tomorrow...but I doubt he will. He had promised to come to me once before, but he didnt and then he got a girlfriend. IM SICK OF BEING ON THE SIDE LINES! IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HOW THEY HURT HIM! He DESERVES the best...and I want to be the best for him. Ive done everything I can to be the best for him. BUt nothing I do works. Nothing seems to get thru to him. I hate it. Kay...Im done ranting for now...I hope he reads this. But I dont care either way...seems like my feelings are always second best and second rate. Dominic...I love

Perfection
So, devin and I... engaged. heh. it's so monumental. I mean, i can't wait... He's all cuddly and cute about it, too... he gave me a nickname. Shnugglebunnie. =P I spent Christmas at his house. it was so... warm. i've never had an intimate family thing before, and... heh. it was great. So that's what's new in my life. Oh, and i got a new digital camera. expect photos. =P

A Reason, A Season Or A Lifetime...
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you a

Rammstein-los (live)
[English Translation] We were nameless And without songs Really wordless We weren't any more Without a good voice We are still But not soundless People hear us, right After a gust of wind A storm broke Simply without example It was time! GO They were speechless Really shocked -Really desperate About what has happened Simply inconceivable And guaranteed Unbelievable They said with no reason The music is a pity So shameless That should be forbidden It is useless What you are trying So tasteless How you are composing It is hopeless senseless helpless You are God ...less We were nameless We have a name We were wordless The words came Without a good voice We are still But not soundless You can hear that We aren't perfect Only a bit uncontrolled You went quiet Don't (let) us go We were nameless And without songs Really wordless We weren't any more Without a good voice We are still But not soundless People hear us, right After a gu

~~iranian Wedding Planners Are Insurgents~~
Bush Calls Iraq Main Front in War on Gay Marriage Accuses Iran, Syria of Sending Wedding Planners over Border President George W. Bush attempted to build support for the increasingly unpopular war in Iraq today, arguing that Iraq is now “the main front in the war on gay marriage.” The president had never before linked the war in Iraq to the broader war on gay marriage, but in a nationally televised address today he made such a case. Speaking from the Oval Office, the president said that America’s enemies, such as Syria and Iran, were directly involved in sending wedding planners over the border into Iraq to plan gay weddings. The president said that were the United States to withdraw its forces now, as some in Congress have suggested, it would be “sending a dangerous message to gay engaged couples around the globe.” “Our choice is simple,” Mr. Bush said. “Do we fight the gay fiancés and fiancées in Iraq, or do we leave and let them bring their fabulous nuptials to o

The Marine
THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old. To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a US MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the stranger, Fight for the young. So they all may have, The greatest freedom you've won. Fight for the sick, Fight for the poor. Fight for the cripple, Who lives next door. But when your time comes, Do what I've done. F

Saddams Hanging Video
Here is a link to his hanging video, DO NOT WATCH if you will be offended, I hope that sorry son of a bitch rots in hell, he has no compassion from me. sorry ass bastard. this is real the video isnt the best but you will see him hang. http://www.break.com/index/graphic_saddam_hussein_hanging_video.html

New Year
Well a new year is upon us and I sit here on my computer watching football because I'm a hip and happening guy. On a sad note I had to put Puppy down after almost 14 yrs of joy which was a devestating blow to me. A high note this year is within the past 2 months I've seen my Mother and 3 sisters for the first time in 5 years and met their husbands also. The New Year brings a possible transfer at anytime now for me because I will finish my first phase of training on 1 Feb 07 of Inspecting Ammunition and personnel safety for the Army and will be promoted. I'm not even close to being the richest homie in the world but I have what I need, a job, family and a few friends that love me, a car that's paid for, clothes on my back, food in the fridge, a roof over my head and most importantly my dog Gonzo who is the love of my life and all I have. Maybe I'll get lucky next year and find the woman of my dreams but then again I think I'm destined to go thru life alone. We have youn

Switch Part 1
“wake up, slut.” Your voice sounds almost pleasant as i feel the pointy toe of Your boot pushing gently between my lips. i sit up sleepily in my closet, rubbing my eyes. Your boot slips under my balls and runs up my hard cock. “boys amuse me, the way they tend to wake up hard,” you smile. “get up, slut. i’m giving you a present today.” present? that word may or may not be a good thing. it depends on who the present is for. and even the present is for me it’s not a given that i’ll enjoy it. still. a present! i crawl out of the closet and feel my leash jerk me back. i choke and cough. you clip the leash high up out of my reach and somehow i usually manage to foget about it. you laugh with genuine glee. “i never get tired of that, slut! it’s adorable!.” you reach inside and unhook my leash. i catch a brief glimpse of you bare cunt beneath your robe. “i’ll ignore that,” you say omnipotently, “because i’m in a good mood. i warn you not to fuck this up, v. seriously.” your voi

26 Questions (if I Have Talked To You Please Fell It Out)
Body: YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANT TO KNOW YOU...I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, FILL OUT YOUR ANSWERS...AND THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 2. What's your philosophy on life? 3. Negative or Optimistic? 4. What was your dream growing up? 5. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 6. Do you think I'm hot or

Welcome To 2007
Here is my first blog for 2007. I guess the thought for today is resolutions. We all make them or attempt to make them or maybe not officially but yet say we want to quit this or stop doing that. Are your resolutions realistic? That is not to come down on anyone because the average person's resolution only lasts a few weeks and then you are done. In asking if it's realistic you have to think about what it is you are trying to accomplish. Do you have steps in place where you can do your resolution? Maybe try something a little easier first and then move up to a goal that would be more difficult. I've got my resolution do you have yours?

The Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about "the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. "Dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech." "I don't understand why you are bringing those things up," said the father. "Don't you see, Dad?" explained the boy. "If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

About Me
Name: JENNIFER LYNN Birthdate: 5/10/73 Birthplace: BELLINGHAM WA Current Location: LYNNWOOD WA Eye Color: CRYSTAL BLUE Hair Color: L.BROWN Height: 5'7 Weight: 116 Piercings: EARS Tatoos: 1 Boyfriend/Girlfriend: NO, BUT WOULD LIKE ONE Overused Phraze: ITS ALL GOOD, HELL YEA FAVORITES Food: STEAK,MEXICAN,ITALIAN Candy: STARBURSTS,DOVE,REESES Number: 7 & 9 Color: PURPLE ,GREEN,BLACK Animal: RHINO Drink: SOBE,COFFEE, Alcohol Drink: W RUSSIAN,SLOW SCREW WALL,JACK & COKE Bagel: ONION Letter: Z Body Part on Opposite sex: EYES,SMILE,ASS This or That Pepsi or Coke: CHERRY COKE McDonalds or BurgerKing: BURGER KING PREFER OLIVE GARDEN Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON Hot tea or Ice tea: LIPTON Chocolate or Vanilla BOTH Hot Chocolate or Coffee: BOTH Kiss or Hug: BOTH Dog or Cat: BOTH Rap or Punk: NEITHER ROCK ,SOME COUNTRY Summer or Winter: SUMMER Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH Love or Money: LOVE YOUR... Bedtime: WHEN MY HEAD HITS PILLOW Most Missed M

The Misfit's Daughter Is Alive!
So I was just given the link of this site by my friend Candice, and I gotta say so far this site is very cool. Things you should know about me: 1. I am an artist 2. I tend to tell people exactly what I think, no beating around the bush. 3. I love erotic stories and anything to do with eroticism in general. 4. I love bearded dragons 5. Anime and Star Trek are my favorite things to talk about. DJ_Starling

Bittersweet Goodnight
There are those of us wake with the moon, no we don't sleep all day though we would love to. To those that still drink I toast thee. To those that don't, may I offer a gift of your choice. Happy hunting and my the moon always be full in your eyes.

"rose Petal Memories"
a friend of mine requested some new writings from me...I've been busy lately but I feel I owe them the encore due to thier support and great comments...so ENJOY EVERYONE!! I wrote this for my wife when we had our first valentine's day together... "Rose Petal Memories" ----------------------- -A Rose petal walkway Down memory lane Filling up our hearts With treasures of yesterday ....a Kiss.... ..A smile... A look from the kindred eye Step by step Down this memory Lane Filling our hearts with Sensibility, And all the little things WE discover in between.. ---------------------------- i cut this into stanzes and put pictures of us that were significant under each pic and lined the hallway with rose petals...

"dedicated Existance"
"Dedicated Existance" --------------------- Dedicated to my truth of graciousness, of my Tenderness. I fall into thee, Dangerous not to Take it too far or Fall too short. This is my simple Equation of Fire, For life, For love, Heating my temptations, Congregating this Into my pattern of life. Cleansing my inner Demons, And Sensual Light. Plagued by a simple Deck of Life. I shuffle my chances Excited to Never Lose My ambitions. To achieve this eternal Claim to fame And Happiness to A fairytale Of dreams, And of hopes. Which consume me Internally, Emotionally, And Dangerously to a point Where reality Clashes. Causing a rift, Causing a disturbance, Damning my w

Ponderings...
so im sitting here at work... its nearly 3 in the morning... listening to one of my favorite songs... "i hope you dance" and wondering about what im going to do with myself... i know im smart, pretty, funny and overall an amazing person... considering what ive been through and what ive accomplished in my life. I wonder why it is that i am who i am? So many people in this world are so ignorant and self absorbed... they think that they're the only people that have ever experienced tragedy... or truama... why is that? Dont people realize that NO ONE lives the perfect life? Frankly, it pisses me off... these people that whine about how bad their life is... and what do they do? Sit on their asses and expect things to be handed to them... as if because they've had a rough life.. they deserve it or something. NEWSFLASH ** if you want a happy life... create it! Never lie to a liar. Its sad... how life turns us all into skeptical pesimistic people. So many people cheat and lie and just

Contacts
Ok folks. Have loads of people on my list. Only hear from a couple. It seems this place has turned into a points race. Not what I came here for. So, those of you who want to stay in touch with me can contact me as follows Yahoo messenger largomedic AIM cphogle Windows Live is Tricker67@excite.com No offense if you don't want to chat. If you do, please feel free to add.

Guess You Can See This Is Me *lol*
You Are a Dare Devil For you, life is one big dare. And you're all in for any adventure. Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating. You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?

Sipping Vodka!!!!
Subject: Sipping Vodka :-) :-) :-) :-) SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spooky. 8) David slew Goliath, he

Copy And Repost Answer In A Private Message Pt2
Friendship App 1. What is your name 2. How old are you 3. If you are a male..would you sleep w/my female friends 3. If you are a female...would you sleep w/my male friends 4. What is my favorite color 5. what is my favorite flower 6. Have you ever read anything I have posted 7. What is my name 8. How old am I 9. What do I do for a living 10. If you don't know something are you going to ask me

About Me
Sexuality : Straight Status : Single :( Cigarettes : i quit Alcohol : not alot but i do Drugs : weed Perfect Partner : i dunno still searching.... Makes Me Happy : friends Makes Me Sad : guys Bad Habits : biting nails... Interests : friends, meeting new ppl, hanging out My Favorite... Food : subway, chinese food and pastas mmm TV Show : to many.. Movie : to many... Night Club / Bar : jsut drinking with a couple of friends in a park ahah Animal : puppies.. Website : www.nexopia.com, myspace, bangme.net, and now cherrytap.com Place : i dunno this is the only place ive really been ahah sept other cities.. Possession / Thing : my phone.. mp3...p2s.. my new printer/copier/scanner :D lol Statistics... Race : half native and half german Hair : brown red and blonde high lights.. natural.. kinda hard to tell tho... Eyes : Hazel Height : 5'7 Body Type : chubby and beautiful :)

Aunt Shirley
Subject: Aunt Shirley A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess and the moral of the story is: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket'!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is: 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

Texas Cowboy-repete Of Ole Time Favorite--updated
Subject: Texas Cowboy-repete of ole time favorite--updated Texas Cowboy A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location Which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultrahigh resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo

Status Update
Just wanted to let all my friends and fans know that I've been offline for a while. I've recently moved from one side of town to the other and haven't been able to get our highspeed 'net hooked back up yet. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and New Year. Now, set some good resolutions and stick to them! -jeremy

Uoyevoliknihti Nmad :)
Each day i can feel myself falling a little bit more. My guard get weaker and weaker. What i feel cant be real. I promised myself i would let somone get this close... but some where our glances go to my head. My herat is in my throat, my hands shake as my emotions start to stir. I keep trying to deny it, that its just an crush, a fling...If it was just one sided then i could go on acting as if it didnt affect me, but whne i look at you looking at me i can see the same desire stiring in your eyes. At times i feel uneasy, awkward at times, but here i am waiting to see you again, to hear from you. Funny as it is its almost safe to feel this way about you. lol. Cause i know no matter how much i fel for you or you feel for me this is where it will all stay. So far apart in the world is turning out to be lucky and unlucky at the same time. lol I know i could tell you all this but i know in the back of your mind you know. You know it by the light in my eyes, the blushing in my cheeks.

Fuck Fuck Fuck!
FUCK! I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. Oh, Yeah! I love to say FUCK when I'm driving in my car, And FUCK when I'm walking in the fucking park. FUCK you! If you don't like what I say. I love to say fuck every fucking day, Oh yeah! I love to say fuck! Yeah, I hope I don't offend you, When I say the word "FUCK" I guess you had it coming to you, You're such a worthless little fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck now. That ain't my motherfucking problem. Oh yeah! "fuck fuck" I aint got a fucking problem, I just love to say fuck! And I don't care who's around me, I could really give a fuck. And I don't care if you're my mother, Or my motherfucking father. I could really give a fuck

The Annoying Wife
The Annoying Wife Would You Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she

Being Scottish
You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chippie. You get four seasons in one day. You can't pass a chip/kebab shop wayoot slavering when your pished. You can fall aboot pished wayout spilling yer drink. You see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories ..... pure class! lol You measure distance in minutes. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, maybe in your own family. You can make whole sentences just with swear words. You know what haggis is made from and still like eating it. You've been at a wedding and football scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the one shop. Your holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

The Cat
take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. the average person cant ........this is this cat............ ........this is is cat.............. ........this is how cat............. ........this is to cat.............. ........this is keep cat............ ........this is a cat............... ........this is retard cat.......... ........this is busy cat............ ........this is for cat............. ........this is forty cat........... ........this is seconds cat......... now go back and read the THIRD word from each line from top to bottom

Hillary's First Night As President!!
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Oh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

"little Johnny" Joke!!
Subject: "Little Johnny" joke Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said he will have

Funny Shit
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried > piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. > > Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be > covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. > > He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed > a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey > realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's > amazement he quieted down. > > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He > was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his > back, the donkey was doing something amazing. > He would shake it off and take a step up. > > As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, > he would shake it off and take a step up. > > Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge > of the well and happily

Caught In The Act
Suzanne Jamison was 42 years old and having an affair with a 20 year old pool boy. She and Anthony were making love in the lounge chair beside the pool one afternoon. Suzanne's body glistened in the sunlight. It was tanned, lean, and quite sexy for her age. Her skin was still very taut and smooth and her breasts were still as firm as when she was 18. She was a vision of beauty at any age! Unfortunately her husband Rob hadn't seemed to notice in years. He was a very busy account rep for a major advertising agency, and between long hours at the office, out of town meetings with clients and training camps, about the only thing he had time to do when he got home every night was shower and collapse into bed. Not that Suzanne minded very much. She loved having time to herself all day, and she loved that he made plenty of money, which Suzanne was all to happy to spend. Of course it did leave her feeling rather lonely and deprived at times. Her body still felt young and alive, and it needed at

Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rythmn Of A War Drum
Warning!!! Rated (R) Content may not be suitable for some viewers.. Blood, Gore,Death and Destruction.. But down right Bad Ass!!! Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War DrumAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Reverie Of The End
A Story, nothing more........ Reverie of the End The constant blip on the machine next to my bed was getting slower, and I felt my time was near now. I saw the shadow of the one who waited patiently in the corner....waiting for my time to come. I nodded grimly at him, imperceptibly to those around me, but acknowledged by the shadow. I adjusted my focus on my youngest son now. He sat by my bedside as he had for the last 3 days, his hair much whiter than I had remembered.Where had the time flown, I thought. I didn't have the voice to tell him good-bye, but I knew the time was so near. I wished I could voice how much I loved him before I left. My youngest daughter sat slightly behind him, her hand twisting an edge of the blanket as she looked first at me and then to the darkened cornered. When she looked back into my tired eyes again, she knew the truth and tears slowly began to slide down her own wrinkled face. I remembered a time past when those bright green

Your Birthday
Your Birthdate: October 31 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Analyzing A Test
This "The How Christian are you? Test" appeared on OKCupid and is a good example of biased test writing. 1. Does Jesus really exist? Yes No I don't know ~~~so far, okay 2. Is Jesus a god or part of the Trinity or just a man or never existed? A god Part of the Trinity Just a man Never existed ~~~"Just" a man? What about we Christians who don't follow the Trinity and believe he was the begotten son of God, as opposed to the made son of God (Adam). A story of two sons, one who failed, and one who didn't... 3. Jesus was born of a virgin. True False I don't know ~~~Technically, this is flawed. He was conceived of a virgin, but Joseph consummated the marriage (rose up and took Mary until to him but knew (had sex with the end result of pregnancy (she was already pregnant)) not. If the marriage hadn't been consummated, Jesus would've been a bastard and couldn't legally inherit the line of Solomon promises through Joseph. So Jesus wasn't born of a virgin. Neit

Confused
We try so hard To spend time together And show the other how much we care But sometimes I go back To before you When things were harder And I was alone You promise me things are going to be different That you are going to be the same Yet part of me is still scared Everyone says I'm crazy Knowing you are leaving And still being with you Especially after what I just went through But I want to make it work this time So I don't have to wonder Just what I am doing wrong You say you don't want to go But now you have no choice When I ask what you want You say you don't know I guess thats expectable But I just wish you did At least enough to tell me That you want me to be waiting When you come home I know what to expect But my mind is still going in many directions Confusing my heart All I know now Is that unless you say different I'm going to be here Waiting for the day you come home

Parents
How do you see parents Do you think they should be perfect Or know everything Anyone can be a parent Young or old Stupid or smart Big or little Pretty or ugly It doesnt matter But what really makes a parent perfect The way they are with the kids How much they love them What they do for them The way they want the best for them They don't have to do everything right Should a parent know everything Or is it okay for them to learn Along with their babies And share the experiences Making them have more meaning Anyone can be a parent Anyone can make a perfect parent But they have to want to be a good parent And if they want a title More meaningful than Mother or Father They have to be that someone special Just because you have a baby Doesnt mean you're a good parent Or a mommy or daddy That just means your a mother or father You have to earn anything else Do you want to be a good parent

Think About It
We judge others Before we get to know them Make fun of people When they aren't around Gossip when it could hurt another Without a care in the world But as soon as it happens to us We get all sorts of mad Do we really have that right? Think about it We dream of the perfect life That has no problems And everything is easy Nothing goes wrong Everyone loves us We have the perfect spouse Perfectly behaved kids What would we do then? Think about it We get jealous Over our spouse flirting Yet we do it too Probably more then they do Get mad when they ignore us When they dont give us Their undivided attention But don't ask why Or what we could have done So they aren't Think about it Everyone is different We all do things our own way Have our own beliefs And our own dreams So what right do we have To be the way we are When someone Or something new Is intoduced What fun would it be If everything and everyone was the same Think about it

You Might Be A Diehard Harley Rider, If
You Might Be a Diehard Harley Rider, if: #1: You call your bike your woman #2: You treat it like it was your daughter #3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror #4: You ride it more often than your wife (Hey, it can happen) #5: You take it out to eat more than your wife #6: You race against another bike and he loses #7: You rev up your engine late at night and the neighbors start yelling #8: You out ran the police #9: You ride in a rally and everyone compliments you about how good you and your bike looks #10: You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying Harley gear off the infomercials and off the internet

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But my dreams They arent as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance Thats never free No one knows what its like To feel these feelings Like I do And I blame you No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through

Strong
A Poem I wrote back in November I live for your kiss The want in your eyes I long for your touch The need builds inside I live for you kiss I want noone else You make me whole Im nothing myself I need to feel you to complete my life I long for your touch And you by my side I live for your kiss And to wake up in your arms I miss you so much and that makes me sad You my sweet baby the best i have had I live for your kiss long for your touch I need you right now to hold me tonite I miss you so much And not much I can do Hope for the time til I can be with you I live for your kiss Ill die in your arms I love you so much I will try to be strong Copyright ImmortalLove/AB

Quick Update
I will be more active here in the future! I was out of town for a while (had a blast, look for some details in future blogs). And I've been very busy since I have been back in town. Sorry if anyone feels I have neglected them. It was not on purpose. I hope that 2007 is going great for everyone :) -Ari

Mistaken Idenity
im the one who sits in my room ripping scratching hacking pulling doing anything i can to get rid of my wings so that i may hide from those how seek me to be come invisable to them to be normal hiding in amongst those there care not about im the one they seek for relentsly til the day they can take me down and drag my away so i hide my wings any way i can but i cant its not possible to do im never able to hide them its like trying to hide my scars they kill me how the stand out so im forced to run and claim the shadows to hide the best i can when i can to fly til i can breathe anymore but yet i never die or ever live my life has been taken and ripped from me like what i try to do to my wings

~i Am The Empress~
You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world.III - The Empress100%I - Magician88%II - The High Priestess81%VIII - Strength75%XI: Justice75%XIII: Death75%IV - The Emperor75%XIX: The Sun69%XVI: The Tower56%

Sexy Male Contest
Got friend that going to hold this contest nother friend going to be in it His name on here is Abaddon~Master of all that is Dark, so when i get link id like u all to comment and 10 him plz thank rain.muahh.

Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Thoughts For Everyday
Ways of Life 1. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. 2. The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. 3. Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. 4. The best vitamin for making friends is B1. 5. The 10 Commandments are not multiple choices. 6. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. 7. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when OPEN. 8. Ideas won't work unless YOU do. 9. One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. 10. One who lacks the courage to start has already finished. 11. The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge. 12. Don't learn safety rules by accident. 13. We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves. 14. Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise. 15. A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out. 16. One thing you can give and still keep is your word. 17. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out. 18. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

Thanks
For all the get well wishes. I keep getting dizzy and no idea why. The whole left side of my body is sore and my hip hurts. I am thinking maybe i missed a tick bite. Top it off with 2 sick kids and its been hell here. Love you all xoxoox

Funny Thoughts Part 4 (the Abstinence Pledge)
Abstinence pledges make you horny. In a setback for the morals/values crowd, a new eight-year study just released reveals that American teenagers who take virginity pledges wind up with just as many STD's as the other kids. But that's not all. "Taking the pledge" also makes a teenage girl six times more likely to perform oral sex, and four times more likely to allow anal. Which leads me to an important question: where were these pledges when I was in high school? So, seriously, when I was a teenager, the only kids having anal intercourse, were the ones who missed. My idea of lubrication was oiling my bike chain. If I had known I could have been getting porn-star sex the same year I took Algebra 2 - simply by joining up with the Christian right - I'd have been so down with Jesus, they would have had to pry me out of the pew. And, let me tell you, there is a lot worse things than teenagers having sex. Namely, teenagers not having sex. Here is something you'll never hear: "That su

To All The Chocolate Lovers Out There
Chocolate RULES!!!! If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is

Today's Promise From The Bible
Today's Promise from the Bible John 14:27 Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. Reflection What a breath of fresh air! As Christians, we have the privilege to partake of the beautiful peace through the love of our merciful God. Praise Him! Christ has conquered sin and death! Indeed, let not our hearts be troubled, but let us take joy in the glory of Christ.

Only Time Will Tell
Only Time Will Tell Sometimes I feel like my life isn't worth living, like I don't mean anything, like i'm not supposed to even be here on this Earth. I tell myself that suicide would make everything easier for myself and everyone I know but then I think and realize that that wont solve a thing it will only make things worse so I ask god "why am I here? what is my purpose?" and like a fool I wait for an answer that may never come. So I go on living each day wondering if I will ever know that answer. Will it come to me after my death or will it come sooner? And everyday it troubles me in my thoughts and in my dreams and I wonder if it will always be like this. Will I ever be able to just let go of this lingering question and live my life or will it just linger forever? These are the things only time will tell. Deborah S. Corkran

Muscle And Bone Printed With Bio-ink
Muscle and Bone Printed With Bio-Ink Many people suffer with parts of their bodies that are just worn out, like hips and knees, or are damaged by disease processes, like arthritic joints. The first steps in being able to create complex body structures have been taken by researchers at Carnegie Mellon and the University of Pittsburgh. The results were presented on December 10th at the 46th annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Diego. A unique ink-jet printing system using bio-ink that can lay down a pattern of cells that will differentiate into a designed pattern of both bone and muscle cells has been created by a team of scientists from the two universities. The researchers began with a glass slide with a layer of nurturing proteins as a base. They then used a robotic inkjet-style machine to lay down a specific pattern of tiny droplets of various proteins. "It is like laying ink on paper," researcher Julie Jadlowiec Phillippi said. "It's a

New Years Resolution Exercise
> For all who make that resolution with the New Year beginning > >Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! > > >SCROLL DOWN... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >NOW SCROLL UP.. > >That's enough for the first day. >Great job. Have a Beer ... Want some chips?

Scared
Hes my best friend Always been there for me Through thick and thin Now the truth has came out And our feelings revealed Neither knowing how to take it Trying not to move too fast Trying not to ruin what we have Yet our hearts are telling us different Our minds want one thing Our hearts want another I dont know what to think How to take all this I love the ideas But so many times Things like this have backfired So now Im scared To totally let you in Afraid of being hurt Scared of losing what we have

Words...
For the Afflicted No Longer Will there be A barter For whatever it is You think You have To offer… Intrepid Staring deep Into your eyes Scatter about Your house of cards Douse your flame Drown you Down Into the womb Of your demise… No remorse As you sink Under the ocean Of your lies On deaf ears Falling The silent sound Of your cries… *inspired by rancid feelings inside and by Perfect Circles "Judith" 1.9.07 James C Leveroni

School
Today was my first day back for the new semester. Its the same as it has been the entire time. Except I am of course graduating at the end of this semester. Should go well. Cause its only one class. soo you know. I tried to sell back all my old books. But they were all old editions so I got back 15 dollars for my old spanish and sociology book. Not cool but o well.

Jihad Is Fun! Vote Democrat!
John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny. Now, back to the midterm elections ... Analysts place the average midterm loss for the party in the White House at around 15 to 44 seats, depending on which elections are counted — only elected presidents, midterm elections since the Civil War, midterm elections since World War II, comparable-sized congresses, first and second midterm elections and so on. The average first midterm election loss for every elected president since 1914 is 27 House seats and three Senate seats. The average sixth-year midterm election, like this year, is much worse for the president's party, which typically loses 34 seats in the H

For P.i.t.a. Loves Peyton On Cherry Tap
Sharing Sitting I find true peace inside Healing blue water flowing energy a gift to guide... Sharing this feeling Holding gently Letting go Releasing electric blue love to warm and heal every single sentient soul... 1.10.07 James C Leveroni

Weight Loss Program
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He's skeptical, but says to himself, "Let's see what they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the

Intelligence Game
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the law

Gothic Icon Munsters' Star Yvonne De Carlo Dies
Munsters' Star Yvonne De Carlo Dies Updated 7:45 AM ET January 11, 2007 By BOB THOMAS LOS ANGELES (AP) - Yvonne De Carlo, the beautiful star who played Moses' wife in "The Ten Commandments" but achieved her greatest popularity on TV's "The Munsters," has died. She was 84. De Carlo died of natural causes Monday at the Motion Picture & Television facility in suburban Los Angeles, longtime friend and television producer Kevin Burns said Wednesday. De Carlo, whose shapely figure helped launch her career in B-movie desert adventures and Westerns, rose to more important roles in the 1950s. Later, she had a key role in a landmark Broadway musical, Stephen Sondheim's "Follies." But for TV viewers, she will always be known as Lily Munster in the 1964-1966 slapstick horror-movie spoof "The Munsters." The series (the name allegedly derived from "fun-monsters") offered a gallery of Universal Pictures grotesques, including Dracula and Frankenstein's monster, in a cobwebbed gothi

Niftiness
1. Bought Poisonblack's "Lust Stained Despair" today. 2. Finished my first figure painting last night. It sucks, but I like it. :) 3. Put the money in the bank so that I'll be able to buy my ticket to Mastodon tomorrow. On the negative side, though, I've been sick for two days. It feels like I'm hungry and have heartburn on top of it. It's driving me nuts.

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's
You owned one of those Snoopy Snow Cone machines. You collected jelly bracelets, stickers (oily, sparkly, fuzzy, & scratch 'n' sniff being the best), & Pound Puppies. Anyone who didn't probably gagged you with a spoon. Although you sang Karma-Chameleon with him, you had a nick-name, something like "Girl George," for Culture Club's lead singer. You still think of him as Prince & you really wanted a Raspberry Beret, even though you weren't exactly sure what one was. You remember when Nerds, Now N Laters, & Blow Pops could be traded for just about anything the other kid had. Or, you could always earn money by starting your own "Babysitter's Club" just like in the books. Garbage Pail kids were cute to you. Your Cabbage Patch Kid had more clothes than your Barbie, & you & it had at least 1 matching outfit. Teen-Beat, Tiger-Beat, & Alyssa Milano were your main sources for fashion advice & bedroom decoration. Kids Incorporated, Silver Spoons, Growing Pa

Sharp Objects
Sharp Objects is the book I'm reading right now. It's pretty good so far: about murder and mental hospitals so far. I like it pretty decently. Well-written and holds interest and $20 for a hardcover at Barnes & Noble. Sharp objects are also something I've been playing with recently, though I wasn't aware the whole time. You see, a few days ago I woke up to pain on the inside of my thighs. I had cuts I didn't remember getting, and since I don't do drunks and I wasn't drunk I wrote them off as just something that my dog probably did while I was asleep (good old Keagan trying to knife me in my sleep), but it wasn't until last night I knew I'd done it to myself. You see, when I got home last night I went to my room and incredibly I knew right where my old razors were. I hadn't seen them in years, probably not since 9th grade. There were already cotton balls in the box with what looked like blood drizzled on them. I won't relay the play by play for you from there, I just find it strange

When You Said, "i Love You"
When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world that will last. posted by: - Get Your Own

Cr@wling
i came crawling on my hands and knees, cut open. bleeding from the rough cement beneath me. his hands between my legs. fuck me harder, make me bleed. eat my heart out. torture me make me beg for more. tie me down and rape me over and over, your freinds too. I'll fall in love with you.

~~when You Are Feeling Stupid Read This~~
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . `````

For Me And My Buddies.
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how

A Feel Of
For every tear that falls I will be there for you For every inch of pain that you feel I will feel it to I will be there for you through thick and thin I will be your rock when you need me to be I will always be there for you For every heart ache you feel I feel it to For every ounce of misery you feel I feel it to What ever you do that makes you hurt I will feel it Love isn't something that you or I can run from It's a feeling like no other When you cry I will cry with you Through thick and thin I will always be there for you When you feel like you have nothing left to live for Remember me I will always be there for you For every time you smile I will smile with you For every tear that you cry out of joy I will cry with you I will always be there for you

Your Just My Own
when your so far away from me i feel like i've died when you left me i wanne feel you again cause feeling alone don't feel very well i'll never let you go anymore you means so much to me i just wanne see see your eyes that looking at me feel your hands on my face i looking back about those days and still i can hear your vois she calls me her man and still i feel your arms around me and feel so save i can not wait to see you again and holding you forever there's just one thing you need to know i'll never let you go

Are You A Woolly Mammoth?
Hirsute Pachyderm You scored 37 % oooohhhhh, so close. you are very nearly a woolly mammoth. spend more time running with the herd and being chased and killed by cavemen and you're there. your perfect job would be mannequin advisor My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 33% on mammothness Link: The are you a woolly mammoth Test written by entantric on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Things That Make You Go, Hmmm...
You scored as Normal Horny. You're normal horny. You're like most people. You get aroused but only when you should, for the most part. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Normal Horny56%Super Horny38%Very horny31%A little horny6%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Charity
IVE NOTICED PEOPLE THESE DAYS JUST WORRY ABOUT THEMSELVES AND THIER IMAGE, I ADMIT I HAVE DONE IT TOO-BUT RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN HELPING OTHERS AND I FEEL THAT IT HAS MADE THINGS BETTER FOR ME. MAYBEE YALL SHOULD TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION, GO TO GOODWILL, HELP AN OLD LADY CROSS A STREET, MOW YOUR MOTHERS LAWN...TRUST ME YOU WILL FEEL BETTER IF YOUR FEELING DOWN!

Agree Or Disagree
AGREE OR DELETE Andy Rooney DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view . it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW? As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door. DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington, D.C. DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our Constitution" made the following statement: " We have staked the whole of all our political inst

Moments
These moments in time are yours, These two moments are yours to keep. Treasure them For we must each go along our own paths, You to your destiny, I to mine. The dreams I dream of you, As I lay awake at night. Tears flowing down your face, Rivers flowing down mine, As we think of our parting, And reminisce our love. But always remember, That I am here, I am here, I am here in your very beginning. Our love cannot be forgotten For I am here, I am here, Hiding from you.

The Little Four Letter Word
Love is a four letter word, it is on the tip of your tongue. It flows from your lips like water, and just as quickly evaporates. You go searching, looking for it. But does it really exist, do you really know for sure? Everyone tells you to follow your heart, but, that can be the hardest part. To realize the love you seek, is here, here in my eyes. Love is not just words, that flow like a river full of desire. Love is emotions, feelings. It is a physical attraction, a mental connection. The love you seek, the desire you wish. Is here, here, IN ME!!

Introductions
Salutations~ Behind the veil of my closed eyes are visions... Each dancing dancing dancing...tormenting me with slow sensous beckonings of wonder and lust.... and so I share what come after... after the moment, after the wave crashes and I am here, breathing in the alone-nes as one. ~Autumn Pheonix~

A True Friend!
A friend is a tender shoulder On which to softly cry A well to pour your troubles down And raise your spirits high A friend is a hand to pull you up From darkness and despair... When all your other "so called" friends Have helped to put you there A true friend is an ally Who can't be moved or bought A voice to keep your name alive When others have forgot But most of all a friend is a heart A strong and sturdy wall For from the hearts of friends There comes the greatest love of all!!!

Burning Love
I look into your eyes and feel such desire.Hot burning passion leaves a moist trail between my inner thighs.Then we kiss.So much intensity to the point of no return.Then you tell me "look into my eyes..." and I laugh and our moment is gone.

Distinguishing Features Of Vampyres
Distinguishing features of vampyres If you are not in tune with your energy -- and most people appear not to be -- it will be very hard for you to pick up a vampyric presence. For a trained 'eye' it seems to be a very strong feeling, mostly a mix of darker energies. If you would like to understand this more, read the coming up section on energies, it will explain a great deal to you, and perhaps not only about vampyres. A common characteristic that a majority of blood vampyres share is the abnormal eye characteristics. I have heard several interpretations, hollow, deep, energy-filled, light, 'creepy'... The basic point is, although you may not see it all the time, vampyre eyes appear familiarly different, in a sense. One needs to get a feel for seeing that. Perhaps you want to check out my picture in the Member Photos section, I'm not sure how clearly it shows the effect, but it might have come through the scanner. Other characteristics may include low hemoglobin, elevate

Some Strengths
vampyres are not like myths very much. We don't live forever, however we do tend to have a longer life span, probably because we are aware of our bodies more than others, and because, well, we feed on life force (or a part of the life force), naturally that'd help. However, it is possible to have this happen to a normal person, as a matter of fact it is very common with people that are aware of their own energy and practice meditation regularly, for example material artists, or Buddhist monks. I have seen myths where vampyres have "x-ray vision", and other superman qualities, and again I need to tell you that that is not the case. I don't know of any being on earth that would have such abilities, as a matter of fact (without getting into religion, that is). It is true though that vampyres experience heightened senses, sometimes painfully heightened. Let me give you an example. A normal human at my age should be able to hear sounds up to 16 thousand hertz (just a very high pitc

Info About Roleplayers
Info about Roleplayers Clans These are the sects of VtM. The Camarilla, the Sabbat and Inconnu. Below are the Clans and Bloodlines and which sect they belong. Also included are revenant lines. All of the ones listed below are official White Wolf clans, bloodlines, or revenant families. Net bloodlines are in another section. Camarilla Brujah Caitiff Gangrel (Formally seceded from Camarilla (GC)) Gargoyles (bloodline) Malkavian Nosferatu Toreador Tremere Ventrue Lasombra Antitribu Sabbat Lasombra Tzimisce Assamite Antitribu Blood Brothers (Bloodline) Brujah Antitribu Gangrel Antitribu Harbingers (Bloodline) KiasydBloodline) Malkavian Antitribu Nosferatu Antitribu Pander Ravnos Antitribu Salubri Antitribu Bloodline) Serpents of the Light Toreador Antitribu Tremere Antitribu Ventrue Antitribu Independents Assamite Cappodocians (Bloodline) Giovanni Ravnos Followers of Set (Setites) Daughters of Cacophany Bl

Blah Blah Blah
So its Monday. Its Raining. There is no school! I have one week til classes start. I put up a few pics of my computer. Its going to be retired soon. I am having a new one built. Can't believe January is almost over. So how is everyone today? I may take some new pics if it ever stops raining out. Its been awhile. Heres a funny one

Fear
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." You must do the thing you think you cannot do. --Eleanor Roosevelt

Vampire's Hurt
when the sun turns red and closes it's eye's, it will be time for me to say goodbye. I'm sorry for doing this again, if any of this could change, I would ask to just stay dead. Leaving you so many time's like this, make's me wonder if alive would being dead be something I would miss?

You Know You're Horny When....
I couldn't get to sleep last night. Didn't want to wake hubby because he had a massive headache as well as he started work today, so I wanted him to get lots of sleep. Well, I lay there for probably about an hour and just couldn't get to sleep, so I got up to watch a movie. Ended up masturbating and needing sex so bad. Went back in the bedroom and fondled my comatose honey until he got a major stiffy. Then I rode him, anal and pussy, over and over until I finally came. Even though he was unconscious, it was still good. How's that for horny, right?

Dont Know What You Got
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What is your connection with darkness? [pics] Your connection with darkness is through your depression. Hated, sad and often feeling lonely, there is only a few that appreciate the real you. You tend to keep to yourself and away from the world since you don't want to be hurt and betrayed again. Music gives you the understanding you need to get through; it's your "therapy". Or you express yourself through art or writing to get emotional releases. Chances are you're also an anti-social person, who only enjoys spending time with close friends, if even that. The world has finally showed it's true face for you it feels, and you wish life wasn't this miserable to live through. Maybe you'll find happiness in the future, but right now you're simply hiding away from the world. Who needs people anyway?Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Cia Leak Case Figures Reject Cheney Immunity
CIA leak case figures reject Cheney immunity 16 Jan 2007 As jury selection began Tuesday in the criminal trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney, former ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife, Valerie Plame, claim that the vice president cannot assert immunity from their complaint. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16661267

My Wall
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Tens
TEN FAVORITES 01. show - Scrubs 02. flower - roses 03. color - red, black, blue 04. sport - football 05. mall - St Clair Square 06. music - anything except rap 07. food - pizza 08. season - fall 09. day - thursday 10. city - Portland TEN FACTS 01. hometown - Woodriver 02. hair color - dark brown 03. hair length - short 04. hair style - none usually lol 05. eye color - brown 06. shoe size - 12 07. mood - content 08. smell - what? 09. available - technically no =) 10. lefty/righty - Righty TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 01. have you ever been in love -Yeah 02. do you believe in love - Yes 03. why did your last relationship fail - Found out she cheated a year into the relationship, then learned some other things, then she took a break. 04. have you ever been heartbroken - Yes 05. have you ever broken someone's heart - Not that i know of, but if i have it wasn't intentional 06. have you ever fallen for your best friend - yes 07. have you ever loved som

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Samuel Taylor Coleridge [Despair] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have experienced The worst, the World can wreak on me--the worst That can make Life indifferent, yet disturb With whisper'd Discontents the dying prayer-- I have beheld the whole of all, wherein My Heart had any interest in this Life, To be disrent and torn from off my Hopes That nothing now is left. Why then live on ? That Hostage, which the world had in it's keeping Given by me as a Pledge that I would live-- That Hope of Her, say rather, that pure Faith In her fix'd Love, which held me to keep truce With the Tyranny of Life--is gone ah ! whither ? What boots it to reply ? 'tis gone ! and now Well may I break this Pact, this League of Blood That ties me to myself--and break I shall !

~~what Is Your Accent Test~~
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.Philadelphia The Inland North The South The Northeast The West Boston North Centr

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Huh?? I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. How can there be self-help "groups"? If swimming is so

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Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com "whispers in the dark" When you whisper my name you release me; when you close your eyes can you see me? when i whisper your name do you hear me? when i embrace you at night can you feel me? when you see me smile will you kiss me? if you see me lonely will you hold me? if i gave you my heart will you take it? there are many in life that might break it. written words may not always feel the same but.... if you listen closely...... you will hear me calling your name.... because i am always speaking from the heart.. when i am.. whispering.... to... you... in the dark...

What Men Really Mean.
"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

Military Friends Are Different
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Got Milk?
My Classes Start on monday. No more slacking! This is my last hurrah w00t w00t. So todays interesting news...lets see. Average Joe 2 is ON. Its a close one too. So Get this Shit: Dairy Company Introduces Lots-Of-Pulp Milk MADISON, WI—In an attempt to boost lackluster sales, Cream-O-Land Dairy introduced their new Morning Clots line of pulp-heavy milk in whole, 2 percent, and skim varieties Tuesday. Dairy Company "Bold new taste with the same milk goodness, and lots and lots of the hearty, chunky milk solids you love," a Cream-O-Land press release stated. "Whether you're spooning it atop your cereal or simply enjoying a tall, lukewarm glass, Morning Clots' chewy, full-bodied texture and old-timey flavor will have you saying 'It's Coagulicious!'" A Cream-O-Land spokesman said that the products are already popular with such bulk institutional purchasers as prisons, hog farms, and public schools. WHO WANTS CEREAL? bwahahhahahahahhaha!

Matmoo@ Cherrytap
A missionary is sent into the deepest, darkest part of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and preaching to them about the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin: Thou must not commit adultery or fornication! One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here, a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what's been going on!" The missionary replies, "No, no. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See the flock of white sheep, and yet amongst them, one of them is black. Nature does this on occasion." "Tell you what," the chief

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What Every Woman Should Know
WHAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, A cordless drill, and A black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…. One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture Not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder... And WHEN TO WALK AWAY... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KN

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You Are Strawberry Ice Cream Yuck! My all time favorite is vanilla! A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Plastics In First Grade, And Other Points Of My Day
When you have "one of those days", they should never happen on a friday! I went to bed at 7:45 pm last night. I had taken a pill for nausia at oh.. about 11 am. By noon I wanted to shoot myself in the head I was so tired. So I sleep for 11 hours give or take,(I was disturbed at 10pm when the phone rang - Thanks Villainous!!.lol)and I wake up cranky. I dont wake up cranky very often anymore. I do my normal morning stuff. I ended up getting the kid off to school 10 minutes later than usual. I went and got my nails done. An hour and a half of sitting there was bugging me. We left and walked to CVS. When I got to the cahier to pay for my stuff, I opened my purse only to find that the kid put her soda in it and didnt put the top on all the way. My cash, my ipod, my everything.. SOAKED UGH!!!! I pay with my wet money and take my puddle of a purse to the car. ok.. I had another purse in the car, I switch purses, dry put other one, dry money.. ok Now I go home for a whole 30 minutes before wo

Tabs For A Pirates Life For Me
(remember to mail paper copy to Mike) Capo 3] Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up me 'earties, yo ho / D GD DA D / Bm F#m / / G D / E A / Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We kindle and char, inflame and ignite Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We burn up the city, we're really a fright Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

One Of Those Random Dayz
Oh well here goes nothing yet again Today there was NOOO Snow. So basically the city canceled school work ect for nothing. Maybe it's the really hard rain.I'll admit it people around here dont' know how to drive in the rain. They freak out when they hear "possible snow" As you can see that why they canceled school. Anyways getting more onto my day. I plan to write more blogs about my day just to give people an idea about how I can be and can't be. it's a rude surprise to find out the person you thought someone would be is acutally nowhere near that.(Yes I know my spelling is wayyyyy off but just bare with me)(and Im random just ask Lancalot or inside me a thin woman trying to get out...) Well my writing teacher suggest that I write more in order to develope a style of my own. Currently I think my style is out of order yet in some sort of flow. My writing teacher is what some of us would call... an asshole. Yeah that's a good word for her. She wants my writing to be dry and boring .

Another Random Quiz
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? i really don't pay any bills, but i just had to start paying for insurance.. and that sucks lol 2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? somewhere quiet and peaceful, too much of a crowd can kill things 3. Last time you puked from drinking? never 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? never that i know of lol 5. Name of your first grade teacher? Mrs Smith!! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? anything aslong as it was with a certain person 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a cop at one point, a videogame designer, soemthing to do with graphic design 8. How many colleges did you attend? none yet 9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? because it was the first thing i grabbed lol 10. GAS PRICES? suck, but i don't have to pay them HA 11. If you could move anywhere where would it be? Closer to Anna of course 12. Fi

Dead Recollections
dead recollections Looking for a better day, Long I searched now dead I lay. Saw things that taught me to feel no pain, Tears fell down like torrential rain. Met alot of folks just trying to live life, Lost alot of loves even a wife. Observed the smile of a mirthful man, Catching the grace falling from God's right hand. Saw the pride of a homecoming soldier, happiness of a child whose another year older. wiped away tears from a widows face. trying to find substance for that huge empty space. looked in the eyes of a child whose soul was lost, sent many men to the grave trying to collect that cost. watched the flag wave across a midnight sky. old gray man hand over heart fighting not to cry. small child's feet tip toeing christmas morning. listen for the carolers as they begin to sing. traveled this world and never found my own, now dead i lay my deliverance is shown. J. Lindsey

This Is A Short Story-:-)
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Missing You
This poem is for a very special man and I miss you so much and just wish things had worked out for us Missing You The first time we met, I knew I had a friend. The thing I did not know is that I would want to love you until the very end. Your precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking, but my feet don't seem to touch the ground. Sometimes you seem to be my shinning light guiding me through the long, dark night. As I lie alone in bed thinking of you and I I wonder if you think of me too as one more night slowly drags by. I wish I were there with you, kissing your sweet lips under the pale moon light, and holding you, so very tight. You really are the man of my dreams and I can't wait to be with you, for the rest of my life. I know our time away seems like an eternity, but I'll wait forever to be in your life. I love you, I need you, I want you, and I will for all my life.

Wild Mustang Heart
I hear your call in my minds sweet desire I await the sound of your voice I am on fire Burning deep inside my soul to know If all of these feeling for you will grow And become so much more than I ever hoped My wild mustang heart has been corralled and roped I feel the need to fight the desire to be tamed there is something much stronger than me yet unnamed Driving this on ward toward a greater goal to be achieved I must submit to the dream that I never really believed By R. Thomas Dinsmore

No Title
Under a strobe im so hypnotised my pulse races Look atround the room and all i see is un-familiar faces Girls dancing with glow-sticks and body glitter Searching for the one as the face hits and lights flicker And just as quick as the sensation hit my brain I saw her in the corner glowin bright like an open flame I passed her with pink hair and ponytails Pale white skin with red lips just hot as hell Our eyes met just like she saw right through me Like she knew all my intentions but she walked up to me And I aint sweatin it cause i had to make her mine She came up turned around so i crept up from behind Put my arms around her and she reached around my neck And right in the begin she knew what was next She was a pro and it made me want her even more Took me in the room and closed the fuckin' door Slammed her against the wall I fucked this bitch in a rage And with dialated pupils in my mind in a haze I looked her in the eyes and i saw no fear But saw

You
when i look at you i see a golden love a love so strong thats it comes from above.. i sit here thinkin do i have or had that love.. the love i long forever...and its now or never you make my day a brighter one when you call and say hello hun but some where i went wrong.. i sit here in pain and hurt and lonlyness i dont know what it is i think its comin to me that maybe your gonna be gone... i try and try to hold on to you but i keep losin my grip and your slippin away please dont go. hold on tight...and do let go.. our love is what counts not how people want us to feel i love you more then life

Wait For Me
Konstantin Simonov-1941 ЖДИ МЕНЯ и Я ВЕРНУСЬ Жди меня, и я вернусь, Только очень жди, Жди, когда наводят грусть Желтые дожди, Жди, когда снега метут, Жди, когда жара, Жди, когда других не ждут, По

We Used To Count The Twin Towers
But For Some Reason We Couldn't Find Them Anymore New York- The Bush Administration cut anti-terrorism funding to New York by 40% this year. The reason: The Dept. of Homeland Security concluded that the city has no national icons or monuments that terrorists would want to attack. While the Empire State Building and Times Square failed to make the extensive list, federal officials did include such high-value terrorist targets as the Kangaroo Conservation Center in Dawsonville, Georgia, and Old MacDonald's Petting Zoo near Huntsville, Alabama.

Will The Last Tuna To Leave Please Turn Out The Lights?
Canada- A four year study by an international group of ecologists and economists has concluded that the world will run out of seafood by 2048 if marine species continue to decline at current rates. Overfishing and pollution have already caused nearly 30% of all fished species to "collapse", reducing them to less than 10% of their historic levels. "We really see the end of the line now", said lead author Boris Worm, a marine biologist at Dallhousie University. "It's within our lifetime."

Friends Forever.
A friend is a treasure that everyone has Sometimes they come, sometimes they pass Your friends will stay if you don't betray or lie Or leave them behind Just put this on your mind A friend is what you need To succeed in this life In this world were you can't live you can't breath Life will be unfair but your friend will be there To give you hope, and faith And a path that is right to take This will lead you to your dreams That you never thought would come true That is being friends forever with you. Sometimes you forget What your friend has done You just stab them in the back And leave them behind But when it comes to them And they don't do the same You just turn your back And do it again But one sunny day You will be alone Then you will realize that all you once had is gone.

~~philosophy Of Sex~~
" THESE ARE SO WISE AND FUNNY ! PHILOSOPHY OF SEX "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Ge

Like To Met New People
It is always good to get the cahnce to met new people. It makes life more beraable. I like to learn different things about people and know what thay like to do . My hobbies are oil painting, makeing things with paper,tin,glass,soda cans, soa bottles,and a lot of other things. Juat arts and crafts all together. I would like to help people with there weddings.I like to make there flowers, and decerate the church or what ever. I am not a verey good speller. I love kids . All kinds. My colors are red, blue, purple,pink, yellow,and best of all black. I love race cars, dirt bikes,RVs.

Stuck On An Island
Stuck On An Island A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

One Of My Faves:
My Daily Bible Verse Email Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Romans 2:1

Birthday
Just wonderful, my birthday is in a week. One of my most dreaded days of the year. Maybe this year will change it. For once it just might be good. Yeah then I am set up to have another horrible day, Valentine's day.

The One Thing
We each have someone we hold closer than any other. I have found today something I wish I never found. I was worried he was dead instead I find that I may not mean what he said I ment. I hope I am wrong and just over reacting but I fear I am not. Please let me be wrong I don't know if I can deal with the fact he might have lied. I would rather the painfilled truth then to have to worry and find out this way. I must be stupid

~more Men Should Be Like This~~
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol, so he had more than usual. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get gr

"whispers In The Dark"
(THIS IS FOR MY SPECIAL SOMEONE) "whispers in the dark" When you whisper my name you release me; when you close your eyes can you see me? when i whisper your name do you hear me? when i embrace you at night can you feel me? when you see me smile will you kiss me? if you see me lonely will you hold me? if i gave you my heart will you take it? there are many in life that might break it. written words may not always feel the same but.... if you listen closely...... you will hear me calling your name.... because i am always speaking from the heart.. when i am.. whispering.... to... you... in the dark...

If I Let You Hit It
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge!!!!!!!!

Got A New Boyfriend
well over the weekend I meant some one he seems to be pretty cool and well we are going to see where it goes. I am hoping that this will be it and i can call it quiets. andnot have to go out looking any more. hehe or have them looking for me. I have been working this job that i hate with everything in me . but it is a job. and well going to go looking for a new one today and see what i can come up with. and well the kids are getting in to it. they were fighting last night. and i just told them i had enough of it. well this is my thoughts for the day . so I am going to run away hehe ttyl

Goodmorning
A LITTLE BUSY THIS MORNING GETTING KIDS OFF T SCHOOL, AND MAKEING BREAKFAST FOR THE YOUNGER ONES, JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE AND WISH EVERYONE A GREAT DAY, BUNDLE UP, IT'S KIND OF COLD OUT THERE!!!

The Birth Order Predictor
How funny! I'm the oldest out of 3 kids...and I'm 18 years older than the youngest! You Are Likely A Forth Born At your darkest moments, you feel angry. At work and school, you do best when your analyzing. When you love someone, you tend to be very giving. In friendship, you don't take the initiative in reaching out. Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry. You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy. The Birth Order Predictor

I'm Sorry
Its been a hectic day here. I don't feel well and my son is sick. His temp is 103. We are going to the dr soon! Hope all is well with everyone...Ill respond to you all when i get a chance. Love to Shell and Jelly who are voting thier butts off for my eyes. Heres a pic of Trevor...looks awful don't he?

My New Ocean - And Some Ranting And Rambling. Thanks Mary!!!!! Broken I Stole Your Girlfriend Tonight!!! Lmao
****Kay Warning....some of you who might actually read this dont know who I am. Please excuse my sarcastabith lingos.....**** (I dedicate this piece of writing to my bestfriend here at home....She is my sister and inspiration for pouring your heart out on a piece of writing and having, the admiration from veiwers. She gave me the soul and energy to put this out here. Just moments ago I remembered she gave me a gift this afternoon that would forever create a moment or nine of artistry and words. "Thanks man I will always be there fuckin ya") HAHAHAHAHA.......nevermind. Back to topic at hand...... I am not out of my mind....I am out of my body. How possibly can anyone be out of their mind?..............I warn ya'll this could be a long review of my thoughts this evening......... OKay u can be insane, but if you're insane u still think things even if they are fucked up. You are still in mind. In any case no one individual can ever be out of their minds...Keep that in mind for a minu

My Band In Cali Death Fest
My band D.I.C. is playing the California deathfest in September if you all didnt know. This show is gonna be sick as hell with bands like devourment, retch, foetopsy, goretrade, disgorge(cali), artery eruption, and many others. Brian and Grant have finally released the dates of the show. Its going to be on the weekend of sept. 28th, 29th and 30th. As far as we know we are playing sat the 29th at 1:00 pm. I havent heard what the venue is gonna be yet but when i get those details ill repost so everyone knows whats going on. If everyone would, repost this shit so everyone knows about the dates. This fest is gonna kill! (repost of my guitarists thread)

This Is How We Do It
Now sure why, but this song is stuck in my head... This is how we do it This is how we do it This is how we do it This is how we do it It's friday night, and I feel all right The party is here on the west side So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up Designated driver take the keys to my truck Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say, Monty, yo we made it It feels so good in my hood tonight The summertime skirts and the guys in kani All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid So tip up your cup and throw your hands up And let me hear the party say I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because (this is how we do it) South central does it like nobody does (this is how we do it) To all my neighbors you got much flavor (this is how we do it) Let's flip the track, bring the old school back (this is how we do it) This is how we do it, all hands are in the air And wave them from here to there If

A Nutters Song.. From A Friend
Lyrics for: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go beserk Well you left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away ha haaa You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I said That losing you would make me flip my lid Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh. You laughed You laughed and laughed and then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad And they're coming to take me away ha haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds

Pop Art...
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

How Guys Choose A Wife
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save f

I Have A Hard Enough Time Sleeping...
But when one of my roomates forgets his keys before he goes out drinking, comes home drunk, starts alternating between ringing the doorbell and banging/kicking the door to try to wake someone up to let him in, and then proceeds to get snotty with me when I open the door because it didn't happen when HE would have liked, but rather a few minutes later, I tend to get a bit upset and wired. Unable to fall asleep again. No, that's not it. I went back to my room to try to get back to sleep and he starts banging/kicking/slamming doors and walls. Why? He's not happy about how he was locked out. (Nevermind the extra key we have hidden in the backyard for just such an occasion.) After a while that stopped. But the cops showed up. Seems another one of my roomates called them because he heard all the noise. Well, they determined that, since nobody actually SAW him banging and/or kicking the walls and doors, nothing could be done. (Your tax dollars at work.) Good thing he's leaving. Moving back

Us Guys Never Change
An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work. They discussed finances,living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "Is that one word or two?"

Crush
well a big thanks to the one person who has a crush on me i thought with so many friends more whould have come forth lol but if your the person who has a crush on me please make your self known it would be good to see who it is xx

World I Live In
You scored as The world of a romantic. You live for a world of romance. Someone who would just love to hold your hand and sit by a roaring fire and talk about dreams with would make you very happy. With you romance is not a dead thing, but a must. Don't give up. clickThe world of a romantic90%The World of Mystery85%The world of child75%The high rollers world45%The fantasy world45%What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with QuizFarm.com

If This Don't Put A Wiggle In Yer Walk. .
Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas: 1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles 2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles 3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas 4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883. 5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. 6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach for Rice University in Houston 7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America . 8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes. 9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978. 10. The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900 caused by a hurricane in which over 8000 lives were lost on Galveston Island . 11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston." 12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island .

Just A Wonderful Day Not!!
Well typicall day, why is it Guys can't have friends of the oppsite sex with out getting drilled about them. I mean come on I have a few female friends not like I'm having an affir or something, geesh, all I want to do is be myself. And to top that off then the friends have a hissy because your chatting with others at the same time as them. Talk about really making me upset. Why do the good people always have such a hard time? Seems like family members really like to take advantage of what ever they can get. Crap we buy a house with the intent of everyone living on the land. One person is so damn selfish they just want to sell their part of the land to the other family that is just about ready to move into the addition. Funny thing is the other person does not own a darn thing yet, WE DO. How the heck you figure sell what you legally can't in the first place just because things are not going how you want them to. GET A LIFE!!!! Nothing goes the way you want or expect, ex

Submissives Rights
I have the right... ...to set limits, and expect them to be respected. ...to adjust these limits at any time, with notice to you. ...to expect you to push them, to force me to create new limits & boundaries. ...to expect you to be concerned about time we spend apart, but I expect you to understand that I am a person, separate from you, and thusly having problems and situations in my life that I will not need your help with. ...I have the right to expect you will respect me for my independence and not criticize me for it. ...to ask you for help, should I need it. ...to be trusted, providing I have earned it. ...to expect you to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. ...to ask things of you, and have you listen to my requests. ...to ask for your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. ...to ask you to contribute as much to this relationship as I do. As long as my requests are submitted respectfully, I expect you to consider the

That I Would Be Good
"That I Would Be Good" ~Alanis Morissette that i would be good even if i did nothing that i would be good even if i got the thumbs down that i would be good if i got and stayed sick that i would be good even if i gained ten pounds that i would be fine even if i went bankrupt that i would be good if i lost my hair and my youth that i would be great if i was no longer queen that i would be grand if i was not all knowing that i would be loved even when i numb myself that i would be good even when i'm overwhelmed that i would be loved even when i was fuming that i would be good even if i was clingy that i would be good even if i lost sanity that i would be good whether with or without you

Two Stories In One! Opium And 10 Billion More For Afghanistan!
Please Rate This Blog. TWO STORIES IN ONE! OPIUM AND 10 BILLION MORE FOR AFGHANISTAN! Well, this doesn't happen too often, a DOUBLE BLASTER NEWS ARTICLE! FIRST: have ya got an EXTRA 10.6 BILLION for Afghanistan? Sure, during the Bush feel-good, back-slappin', hero-worshipin' SOTU Address he told us how GRRRREAT!!! the economy and the federal spending was..."CUT IT IN HALF IN A FEW YEARS!" but a few years, that NEVER seems to come. Few days later, 'Can we please have another 10,600,000,000 American tax dollars for the never ending fight in Afghanistan"???? SECOND: remember that little problem the Taliban took care of, OPIUM PRODUCTION??? Well shame on US! It isn't just back, it is back WITH A VENGEANCE! LAST YEAR they had an ALL TIME RECORD CROP, THIS year looks to be even BETTER! In fact, they last year they produced MORE OPIUM THAN ALL THE ADDICTS IN THE WORLD USE IN ONE YEAR! THIS year it will be more. So where do you suppose people have the resources to buy up

Life Style Of A True Mystic
What is a mystic? The intimate and direct awareness of god or the cosmic through self, that is, through the domain of the subconscious period. The ideal of mysticism is the ultimate obtainment of conscious union with the absolute or the cosmic. Mysticism teaches cosmic laws and principles by which man is brought into closer consciousness of his Divine power. The mystical experience of union with the one, imposes upon the mystic a moral obligation. He must utilize his knowledge for the wealth fair of other men. Mysticism is not mystery. Mystery is commonly related to magic, deception, delusion. The mysteries of Egypt and the Orphic and Eleusinian schools of Greece eluded to a hidden gnosis or wisdom, not be profained by deluging into the masses. To the ancients it was a scared knowledge to command the spiritual response of the individual.

God's In
You All Know the Story of the Other Woman It's a little Walden. She is private in her breathbed as his body takes off and flies, flies straight as an arrow. But it's a bad translation. Daylight is nobody's friend. God comes in like a landlord and flashes on his brassy lamp. Now she is just so-so. He puts his bones back on, turning the clock back an hour. She knows flesh, that skin balloon, the unbound limbs, the boards, the roof, the removable roof. She is his selection, part time. You know the story too! Look, when it is over he places her, like a phone, back on the hook.

How To Avoid Being Blocked From Mumms!!
Greetings Cherries: It is NOT a conspiracy! To avoid MuMM abuse our system will auto block you from making MuMMs if one of your MuMMs is deleted for NSFW content. Please do NOT post anything with NSFW content or attacking another member. This is nothing personal. It is designed to help keep the community free of riff raff. If you do get banned from MuMM's, it is not a life sentence. Please read our Terms of Service and our FAQ. When you finish, email CherryTAP Support and request that your MuMMs be turned back on. If you continue to abuse MuMMs, you will lose your privilege indefinitely. Thanks (repost of original by 'SCRAPPER' on '2007-01-26 20:49:40') (repost of original by '¢¾ KINKY ¢¾' on '2007-01-26 20:51:42') (repost of original by 'Sabby~Ct Bouncer-' on '2007-01-26 20:54:22') (repost of original by '♥ KINKY ♥' on '2007-01-26 22:35:24') (repost of original by '†Phantom‡CT Bouncer†' on '2007-01-26 22:38:53')

Bush Adviser Rove Subpoenaed For Libby Trial
* Important - Please Rate This Blog Bush adviser Rove subpoenaed for Libby trial 27 Jan 2007 Two of President [sic] Bush's top advisers have been subpoenaed as possible witnesses in the trial of former White House aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby, a legal source familiar with the case told CNN on Friday. It remains unclear whether either of the aides -- Karl Rove and Dan Bartlett -- will actually be called to the stand. http://edition.cnn.com/2007/LAW/01/26/cia.leak/ Will Rove Testify? [Testilie] The pResident's political guru—and counselor Dan Bartlett—have been subpoenaed by Scooter Libby's lawyers. 26 Jan 2007 White House anxiety is mounting over the prospect that top officials—including deputy chief of staff KKKarl Rove and counselor Dan Bartlett-may be forced to provide potentially awkward testimony in the perjury and obstruction trial of Lewis (Scooter) Libby. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16832257/site/newsweek/

Be Mine
Be My Valentine Application." This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever....

Male Or Female
Subject: Male or Female You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go Anywhere, you have to light a fire under them. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up pe

The Flu Sucks
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Maybe They Were Just Halloween Shopping
Baghdad- Iraqi insurgents who want to pose as cops can simply buy official police gear on the black market. A full Iraqi commando uniform goes for 35,000 dinars- roughly $24- and a major general's insignia is an extra two bucks. Police cars are available for an additional $12,000. "One person came yesterday and took twelve full commando uniforms," one merchant reported. "Another took fifteen army uniforms and ski masks with holes for eyes."

Some Kids Dont Deserve Kids
some women let her kid run rampint in the store he did about $80 -$100 worth of damage ran customers out of the store cause he was hitting there kids thru toys at my head while i tried to check ppl out and where was his mother at the other end of the store on her cell phone after she had been already told her son was damaging property and get this the mother is a former employee i realy dislike some ppl her kid almost went out the doors and the mother was clueless to bisy on the phone to notice my manger and i had to keep the kid from walking out how old was this child if he was more then 3 i would be surprised and the mothers punshement for doing all this was to take him out to icecream grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Worshiping Muskwa
Today I need to sprint along the Edge I need to laugh into the darkness below to mock it. At the same time I need to toss back my head wind ripping at my hair and watch the moon rest majestic before the stars as this earthen, human world rushes past. I need to pull you to me and crash our bodies together like surf and rock like a meteor flashing hot against the sky like a lifetime of fucking rolled into once. Like a soft kiss damp lips and light breath on skin-- and bruising bites leaving traces of blood on my tongue and yours. I need it all. I can't have you right now so I close my eyes and we're together again. You are bound craupadine you are all mine and I am all yours. We play and laugh and love. This becomes our world our nirvana for the moment timeless senseless except for senses we stir: Kubla Khan rises around us the Great Pyramids the canals of Mars, flowing hot and molten Venus oceanbeds swirl schools of tropical fish dancing overhead

To All My Friends
I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND

If You Like...
Hi to all my beautiful and sexy people...:)~(:...Please do enjoy everyday like it is HUMP DAY to the fullest!...Do have lots of hot steamy sex...as many times as you desire! Be sure to have many wet and messy orgasms...Shoot your hot creamy, sticky cumm loads everywhere!...My hot and horny guys and gals, I would love to hear all about your many orgasms you have on any sizzling HUMP DAY! You can show and tell and I will do the same. Mail me your juicy details. If you desire cybersex...Here is a way I can assist in your pleasure...Just click on this link below and follow the signup instructions...There we can have a fantastic sexperince together...Please do cumm and enjoy!! :)~ I can't wait to hear back from all of you sexies...or see you in my world...Enjoying all the dirty pleasures we can as I am enjoying already...Happy HUMP Day!! Many Juicy Kisses, Your Sweet 'n' Naughty Gemma :)~

Dog Reunites With Family After Six Years (awwwwwwwww)
ST. LOUIS (Jan. 28) - Cujo was a frisky 7-year-old when he sneaked out of his owners' south St. Louis yard in July 2000. Now, thinner and grayer and with a tale that would be fascinating if only he could tell it, the golden retriever is back with the Barczewski family. "It's a miracle," Noreen Barczewski, 41, said at Friday's reunion. "We found him!" Six years and a side trip to Columbia, Mo., can do a lot to a dog, but it was unmistakably Cujo. There was the heart-shaped patch of white on his forehead, the white fur on his toes, his manner of greeting people by rubbing against them cat-style. Cujo's homecoming was orchestrated by Dirk's Fund, a golden retriever rescue group that has found homes for more than 900 dogs in the past decade. After slipping away from home, Cujo somehow ended up 120 miles in Columbia in the home of an elderly woman. When the woman entered a nursing home, the dog was sent to the Central Missouri Humane Society in Columbia. Bob Tillay, pres

The Surrender
The painted sky has drug me down Under these blankets of solitude This is where you come to me In my dreams.... Your hands so strong Able to crush me if you choose Yet in the space of a breath they turn tender Caressing me Exploring every inch of my body Exposed in the candelight Tracing my bare breast with your fingertips Your warm breath on my cheek The sweat from your skin This must be real... I melt into liquid satin You weave your silky web of love Entraping us I find myself lost in your gaze Colors swirling around me.. ...I awake And I weep for you.

I Want To Get Lost
There is a yearning I can't ignore There is a passion That wasn't there before Aching for If only, one moment The carress of your hand upon my face The taste of your lips upon mine The feel of your arms wrapped around me As close as we can be So I can breathe you in I want you I can't fight it I don't want to fight it I want to give you all of me Get lost in you And never return Oh, how I want you Do you want me too?

Fun Facts
1. What time is it? 2001 (8:01 PM) 2. People call you: Rebekah 3. What are you most afraid of? 4. What do you drive? 2003 Buick Rendezvous 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? no, no such thing 6. Where were you born? Northern Illinois 7. Ever been to Alaska ? no 8. Ever been toilet papering? no 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? neither 10. Favorite day of the week? Sunday 11. Favorite restaurant: Olive Garden then TGI Friday's 12. Favorite Flower? violets and lilacs 13. Favorite sport to watch: basketball 14. Favorite Drink: water 15. Favorite Ice cream:? vanilla 16. Disney or Warner Brothers:? Disney 17. Favorite fast food restaurant? In 'N' Out 18. What color is your bedroom carpet? none 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? zero 20. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? well, this isn't an email! 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? I love to read and to play piano 22. Bedtime? usually after the 11pm news 23. Favorite TV Sh

Hmmm
hmmm I don't whats going on but start to feel loved on here by few still want more tho. I just don't understand why would you rate or add someone as friend if your not going to talk to them?? but I still like the love I'm getting don't get me wrong but I want to talk too not just add people. well hit me if you like what I'm saying.

The Army Wife
The Army Wife We are proud to be Americans But more than that we are proud of you. We do not wear the brown and green Or answer to a sergeants call. We do not wear our rank on our shoulder, But we are every bit an American Soldier. We dont have the luxury of proper training. We arent given any preparation time. We didnt sign on the dotted line, But we are now contracted for life. We dont march in cadence or salute When an officer walks by. We stand among the silent ranks Our devotion is absolute. At home alone we stay, Our life is defined by the Armys way. We take the loneliness in strife, Its part of being a soldiers wife. We dont go off to war or carry a gun, But the days we live are no more fun. We are not given orders or sent to the front line, Our role in this war is harder to define. We must smile to hide our tears And laugh to cover all of our fears. We hold our heads high as we watch them leave And wait for the calls and letters we hope well re

Last Person..
1. You hung out with? Allen 2. Rode in a car with? Alison 3. Went to the movies with? dun remember 4. Went to the mall with? umm Alison or Mikey.. don't remember which one lol 5. You talked on the phone to? Allen 6. Made you laugh? Anna 7. Last person you told and/or they told you they loved you? last person to tell me they loved me was ages ago, and i told my mom i loved her this morning, but she was sleeping so yeah. W o u l d Y o u R a t h e r . . . 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither 2. Be serious or be funny? funny 3. Drink whole or skim milk? chocolate. lol 4. Die in a fire or get shot? get shot 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents A n s w e r T r u t h f u l l y . . . 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Sun or moon? moon 3. Winter or Fall? fall 4. left or right? right 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 best friends 6. Sunny or rainy? depends on the mood 7. Vanilla ice cream or cho

Sorry
I just wanted everyone to know I am sorry for not visiting your profile often. I have a sloooooow dsl connection and it takes forever to load the pages. I will have to just click on the shout box often until I can get this thing to move faster. Thanks for anyone who has visited my profile or left comments

Do People Really Take This That Seriously?
I have only been on CT for a couple of weeks so I am rookie. But the past couple of days I have noticed a couple of things that I find interesting. The fist is a little back and forth battle between two ladies vie bulletins. I am not real clear who said what to get this little fight started but it has become a public mud slinging contest. Apparently each one has block the other so they can not communicate with each other directly. So they post bulletins about one another in hopes that others will repost them on down the line until said bulletin reaches it's intended target. Now as I said I am new to the is CT stuff so forgive me if I am wrong but if you really care enough to have this little internet battle in the first place wouldn't it be easier to unblock one another. I mean if you really want to have this argument then you could just say whatever it is that's on your mind directly to each other. The second thing I found that intrigued me is the guy running around rating profile

A Funny One
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

My Parking Drama
i will probably post something everyday or once a week, usually whenever something really irks me. today's irk is that richmond needs more parking!!! i know we've all been there before. trying to find either the perfect parking space, or better yet, any parking space. well, yesterday, i went to my gym. it is downtown in a very busy city, anyway, i was trying to get to the gym for a 6pm class and didn't find a parking space until 20 minutes later. i know that sounds ridiculous, and most people would've left after circling the parking lot once or twice, but i was determined to get to the gym yesterday. i started to get pissed off and discouraged, there was actually a moment where i wished i was one of those people in a mentos commercial and had a can of white spray paint so i can draw my own parking space, (you know the mentos commercials always have a solution for everything). anyway, i circled the two parking lots to the gym twice more, and i eventually ended up parking a block

Gone Drinking
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

My Thoughts
As I see it today women like one type a guy... Those that honestly can't seem to get it togather... Me well I had my fun when I was younger yes I've been bad arrested about to be off probation.. Yes I've been on for five yrs. and come March i'm off...$12,000 in fines all paid.. But thats my thoughts on women....

~~for The Old Fuckers On This Site~~ (i Love Ya)
SENIOR TEST 1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, “I don’t know, but he left this behind”. What did he leave behind? 2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show. 3 “Get your kicks, ___________________.” 4. “The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed _______________________.” 5.”In the jungle, the mighty jungle,_________________________.” 6. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we “danced” under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the “__________________.” 7. “N_E_S_T_L_E_S”, Nestle’s makes the very best ___________________.” 8. Satchmo was America’s “Ambassador of Goodwill.” Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ______________________. 9. What takes a licking and keeps

Birds And The Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Friends Of Night
When the evening lights are out, the sound of laughing is getting loud. Two friends talk till moon is shining, when the wind is softly whining. But when the sound of wind is dying and the moon rests her eyes for sleep. The friends of night are softly dreaming, about a friendship they want to keep.

Superbowl?
ok whos watching the superbowl and WHO do ya want too win.. IM PULLING FOR THE BEARS ( PLZ DONT HATE ME ) U CAN LOVE ME HAHA.. SERIOUS. PEYTON HES GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH CHOCKING N BIG TIME GAMES... NOT SO THRILLED ABOUT THE HALF TIME SHOW EIETHER PRINCE HES ( VERY OLD SCHOOL ) I WOULD RATHER SEE JANETS TITS THEN WATCH HIM HAHA.... HELL IM GONNA BE TOO DRUNK BY THEN ANYWAYS... lMAO... FOR THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY READS THIS GO BEARSSSSSSSSSSSS AND IM BACK SO SHOW ME SUM LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! BEC

The Cowboys
THE COWBOYS (ouch) Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cowboys. Q: What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Dallas, Texas, in case of a tornado? A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring? A: Thieves. Q: Why was the Tuna upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cowboys and opossums have in common? A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road.)

Childish Games
I have noticed that there are some people an here ,who seem to derive some childish pleasure in rating all of a persons pics as Not Safe For Work . Come on people ,this a site for adults not 3rd graders. I don't even understand why they have the whole not safe for work thing . I always thought that when you are at your job ,you were suposed to be doing somthing like......UMMMM ..... I don't know.... WORKING!!! Not hanging out on Cherry Tap,Myspace,or any other social networking site. I wish people would grow up and act there age. It's Behavior like this that I don't go on Myspace anymore. Repost if you are as fed up with this crap as I am (repost of original by 'Charlie' on '2007-02-02 17:48:20') (repost of original by '~CRAZY~F'N~BITCH~ WILL I EVER BE TAMED? ~' on '2007-02-02 17:52:38')

Stupid Idiots And Computers (from Bullitin)
> There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". > Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): > > Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" > Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > Operator: "What sort of trouble??" > Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." > Operator: "Went away?" > Caller: "They disappeared." > Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" > Caller: "Nothing." > Operator: "Nothing??" > Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anythi

Truth
Truth. What is it? I know a truth that is of great burden to me, because if I tell the truth, I'll offend someone. In turn, I'll hurt myself. But, it hurts to keep such a truth to myself. I need to tell it, partly because someone says I should say what I feel, and partly because it will warp and kill me inside unless I do. But where do I turn when I'm surrounded by gossips? Where do I turn with a truth of such great detrement to my well being? Inward. It's the only place to turn, and, in turn, makes matters worse. There's noone I can confide in. Noone or nothing I feel I can believe in. That's a very depressing and lonesome thought. But, such is my reality. As 3 Days Grace says, "This world is filled with hurt..." It's an undeniable truth with mine. I am the most depressed person who ever tried to fool himself into thinking he could be happy. Boy was I wrong. I love to shoot for things I know will turn out horribly wrong. I guess you could say I'm on a self-destructive life course. Ye

My Memories Of The S/s Norway Nee S/s France
That Grand Dame of the Sea, the Blue Lady, the Monarch of the North Atlantic, all these were names given to her, by nobles, notables, crew captains, and other ship aficianados. None were originated in the offices of PR salesmen, whose job it is to peddle dreams and snake oil. And all of these names fit her so beautifully, so very aptly that no one who was anyone in the ship building business, or the shipping industry would have dared to say otherwise. A ship is, properly speaking, a boat that can carry other boats. Anything less is not a ship, and she was the Queen of them all. Longer than an American football field, she was the longest passenger ship in the world, EVER. She carried more passengers every week, than any other ship either of her kind, or the modern "mega ships", until 1997 when Royal Caribbean introduced its Voyager class. Only one ship afloat could ever match her speed, her style, her grace and that was Cunard's Queen Elizabeth 2. Together, they were the

Love's Divine.
Was just browsing though and came across an artist who i used to listen to quite a lot. With this song, i have never seen the music video before, however when i did, it brought a few tears in my eyes. It goes to show how good the song is and how Seal sings it, with emotion and with the music video conveying the point. Hope you enjoy it and see what i mean. Angel.

~~our Military In Action~~
RETIREMENT BONUS Navy Style The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles. It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had

Just A Ponderable . . .
I was just wondering if Punxsie Phil took the dreaded Global Warming and effects of secondhand smoke into consideration before popping out of his hole today and not seeing his shadow? (Sarcasm is very becoming of me . . .) Think about it. How is it possible for a little groundhog to see or not see his shadow with all of the friggin' flashing cameras around? To me, it is cruel to pull a little groundhog from his hole for our amuzement and weather report. For the record, in my opinion, this is nothing more than yet ANOTHER holiday which just so happens to fall on or near an established Wiccan holiday (Saturnalia/Yule become Chrismas . . . Eostre becomes Easter . . .) Are we that pathetic that we rely upon a cute little animal popping out of the ground for a long term weather forcast? (*sighs*) Anyway, Happy Belated Imbolc to my fellow Wiccans . . .

Just A Thought
Set in a solice of soltitude...That doesnt really belong nor does it have any explainable purpose....It is a silence that isnt a censorship at all...Its rather a time frame spent waiting....Anticipation is the greatest test of human kind...And yet we all fail it...We lavish ourselves in this retarded thing called hope. We grab a reliance that branches from a point of dreams...we embrace it and believe in it as a whole. However there is a loop hole that occurs when waiting becomes more than a challenge, but becomes the one thing we thrive upon. What happens when the wait factor no longer is present?....The whole time you were dwelling on waiting, the moment arrived and it stands right before you. You have no idea what to do with yourself and the value of their eye sight becomes a withdrawn shot of ease. Lingering like a viking at his post...waiting for the war to arrive. Every stride against the working of a system and the pre written rules, brings the matter of ignorance to the tabl

How Sexually Stunning Are You?
How sexually stunning are you? Stunningly SensualYou are subtle with your sexiness. You don't lay it on thick, just enough to make them swing your way. Your lover will enjoy how you can put them on the edge & slowly let them go over. No need to change. You like it just how it is. Take this test

We Fly High
I wear a mean dark pair of shades Aint you cant see my eyes unless my head is bent , you dig We fly high, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!) Foreign rides, outside, its like showbiz (We in the building) (Girl) We stay fly, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!) Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focus Ya boy gettin paper (Money), I buy big cars (Foreign) I need fly rides to drive in my garage (Choose 1) Stay sky high (Twisted), Fly wit the stars (Twinkle ,Twinkle) T 4 ? Flights , 80 grand large (BALLIN!) So we lean with it, pop with it (Bankhead) 'Vertible jones, mean with the top listen (Flossin) I'm sayin clean with the bottom ?(Do It) I Hop'd out saggy jeans and my rock glistenin(BALLIN!) But I spent bout 8 grand Mami on stage doin the rain dance (I think she like me) She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What Else !?) Got my pedal to the floor screamin fuck the cops(Do It!) We fly high, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!) Foreign rides, outside, its like showbiz We fly hi

Time For A Vent
Ok, so the "certain someone" is online at the moment. How do I know this you might ask? Well he is actually on CT right now and just recently visited my profile. Here's the best part. Ready?? He's not talking to me for some DUMB reason. Maybe I am being a bitch but at this point I dont really care. He says we are still together and we are still bf/gf ( ugh I sound soooo highschool.) If we are still together am I not entitled to SOME contact?? We talk once a week. MAYBE twice. We have talked on the phone once and that wasnt even a conversation really. Once since he left Dec. 8th. I wanted him to come see me in 2 weeks but he "cant". I offered to buy a train ticket but the trip is too long. I would travel to the end of the world for him, but he cant go 12 hours each way for me? I must be trying too hard. I am pre menstrual and sick. My head and my heart are fucking killing me right now. Am I wrong to feel like this. To always be questioning EVERYTHING he says and does. Am I supposed to b

What Eyes See...
i realize the pains i have caused. thorough such glorious acts of bitterness and anger. a new definition of sorrow shall arise. it will be nurtured in the minds of those who cross my path. when released upon themselves, it'll offer limitless dreams of pure rage and hatred. how does one avoid such treasures, you ask? tis simple. use the knowladge of the weak and feebel. the one's who have so hurriedly risen to power only to be taken and consumded by that same power. naa. that isn't the answer. but it is a guide of sorts. for one to honestly hone and weild this power you will have to be tested. for only those whom can withstand such a test shall be granted a truely wonderious gift. the gift that so shines brightly in the darkest of shadows. for it hides in the vail of contempt, with the pang of unbridadled lust. there is no potion that can be consumed to fight what is already in you. there are no magical drugs to cure this part of you. but i do offer you an idea. one oh s

The Way You Smile
Everytime I see you; I get this feeling I can't really tell you what it is But I know that this is special A feeling I never had before It's like there are butterflies Deep inside me Flying around And they never stop And I don't know what it could be But there's something about you That makes you so wonderful That makes you -Oh- So perfect I think it's.. I'm not sure But I think it's The way you smile; The way you look at me That makes me happy.

True Love Ways
Just you know why - why you and I will by and by - know true love ways Sometimes we'll sigh - sometimes we'll cry and we'll know why just you and I know true love ways Throughout the days our true love ways will bring us joys to share with those who really care Sometimes we'll sigh - sometimes we'll cry and we'll know why just you and I know true love ways

You've Got A Friend
When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand and nothing whoa nothing is going right. Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there to brighten up even your darkest nights. You just call out my name and you know whereever I am I'll come running oh yeah baby to see you again. Winter spring summer or fall all you have to do is call and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah. You've got a friend. If the sky above you should turn dark and full of clouds and that old north wind should begin to blow Keep your head together and call my name out loud and soon I will be knocking upon your door. You just call out my name and you know where ever I am I'll come running to see you again. Winter, spring, summer or fall all you got to do is call and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend? People can be so cold. They'll hurt you and desert you. Well they'll take your soul if you let them. Oh yeah, but don't y

Part4
The three of you pay your bill and dash back out to the car and head to Anna’s hotel room. During the drive, you crawl between Sandy’s legs and start licking her through her bikini bottoms. It doesn’t take you long to pull her bottoms down to get full access to her tender folds. You savor her sweet taste with long slow licks. Sandy spreads her legs a little wider and pulls her skirt up to her waist. You slide a finger inside her as she pulls you up for a deep passionate kiss. As you break the kiss, you pull your finger up and both of you lick her juices off your finger. The two of you start to kiss once more only to be interrupted by Scott as he pulls into a parking space and suggests that you continue in more comfort upstairs. Giving a naughty smile to Scott, you give Sandy a quick kiss and slip out of the car. She pulls her skirt back down and then follows you out. You grab Sandy’s hand in yours and start up to your room, leaving Scott to lock up the car and grab the bag with your

Song
Song Christina Rossetti She sat and sang alway By the green margin of a stream, Watching the fishes leap and play Beneath the glad sunbeam. I sat and wept alway Beneath the moon's most shadowy beam, Watching the blossoms of the May Weep leaves into the stream. I wept for memory; She sang for hope that is so fair: My tears were swallowed by the sea; Her songs died on the air.

Giza
Satis Peace-loving and tolerant, receptive to wealth, analytical and science-minded, tender towards those who are not ignorant, can sometimes be angry. Colors: male: deep red, female: deep blueCompatible Signs: Amon-Ra, Set Dates: Jan 1 - Jan 7, Jun 19 - Jun 28, Sep 1 - Sep 7, Nov 18 - Nov 26 Role: Goddess who protected the sources of the Nile and goddess of the cataract at the border of Egypt and NubiaAppearance: A woman wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt with antelope horns on the sides.Sacred animal: antelope What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

Sumbitch
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he > wanted to throw a > party and invited all of his buddies and > neighbors. He also invited > Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. > > He held the party around the pool in the backyard > of his mansion. > Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, > eating shrimp, > oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. > > > At the height of the party, the host said, "I have > a 10ft man-eating > gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars > to anyone who has > the nerve to jump in." > > The words were barely out of his mouth when there > was a loud splash > and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the > pool! Leroy was fighting > the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing > the gator in the eye s with > his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke > holds, biting the > gator on the tail and flipping the gator through > the air like some kind of Jud

"be My Valentine Application."
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Here's the application for that special someone to fill out. Copy and Paste as My Valentine Application, And Let's see who replies back with the following filled out. Lets Go........ Area 1:¢¾ Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive legally: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2:¢¾ What would you do if I... made a move on u: kissed you: lived next door to you: started smoking: asked you on a date: was hospitalized: ran away from home: got into a fight and you weren't there? asked u out? Area 3:¢¾ What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4:¢¾ Have you ever.... Lied to make m

~~bonified Redneck Folklore~~
REDNECK VASECTOMY A Missouri couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband & wife replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Mmmmmmmmm
laying in my bed at night craving your body feeling myself wishing you were laying with me hands wondering toying, teasing that sweet inner core diving in and out memories of you kissing me Licking and biting me jagged breathing wetting my fingers and licking them clean needing you to ride me hard take me from behind and push deeper... and deeper i close my eyes as i climax now its time to sleep

Slavery Is Not ...slavery Is ...
slavery is not about suffering . . slavery is about service. slavery is not about humiliation . . slavery is about humility. slavery is not about pain . . slavery is about being present. slavery is not about being used . . slavery is about being of use. slavery is not about control . . slavery is about letting go. slavery is not about you . . slavery is about giving to others. slavery is not about abuse . . slavery is about acceptance. slavery is not about proving anything . . slavery is about being real. slavery is not about contempt . . slavery is about respect. slavery is not about how things look . . slavery is about how things feel. slavery is not about denial . . slavery is about being open. slavery is not about punishment . . slavery is about discipline. slavery is not about being unable to escape . . slavery is about being committed. slavery is not about submission . . slavery is about obedience. slavery is not about sex .

The Gift Of Love
In all of life’s ups and downs We search for happiness and joy Through laughter, tears, smiles and frowns We hunger to feel like a child with a new toy And like a child, when we get that gift The excitement fills us right down to our toes It confirms our hopes, gives our spirits a lift Then the newness wears off, that’s how it goes There is one gift that doesn’t follow that lead Now stop and think for a moment or two One that goes against the human nature of greed It’s pure and constant all the way through Have you figured it out? Do you not know? The gift that forever makes our hearts glow It’s like the sunrise each morning day after day Like the stars that glimmer throughout the night It brings you home when you’ve lost your way When things are all wrong, it makes them all right It is not a right that you are just entitled to claim When we have it we must protect it at all cost For only when it’s gone do we feel all the pain Only then to we realize how

My Heart
My heart is very fragile you know It’s been stepped on, smashed, ripped and torn And not long ago it was dealt a great blow I’ve been trying to protect it, and shelter it too Not letting anyone in or sharing my feelings If it takes any more beating I’m not sure what I will do Then I met a woman, so pretty and fair One who made me smile just at the thought Could I? Should I? Might I dare? She spoke so softly, as if breathing life into me Giving me hope that maybe, I could try So I opened the door ever so slightly As she walked in my heart lit a fire Her warmth embraced me with such care I felt ready, strong, yet still balancing on a wire We shared something special, and it felt so right It was magic in motion, a sweet harmony in perfect tune Something memorable, a most magnificent night Then something happened, something not forseen The light went dim, and the heat drifted away My heart felt empty again, my stomach was green I don’t know if opening my

A Month And 2 Days Ago
I suppose that in the end I am just another giddy girl who pays attentions to odd silly details. That really is not significant to anyone else but myself. Blog after blog....day after day i proclaim what lies in my soul. A feeling of self worth, unexplainable happiness and bright coloring. A flutter wave of shreiking joy when I see the words. I bare a smile that hasnt been seen in years and a tender lowering of my voice that always carried the harshness of a thug...and so much more. All the things I was told I would never have again. All the things that I love and live for that never again I would have because I am just another fuck up.....Damn! they were all wrong. Because I did get it all back and this time in 10 fold. I see now that 3 years of a horrid suffering session was worth the gift I have been given now....Yes a gift because it popped up and found me and caught me by surprise, this was something I didnt have to seek out. I am very thankful and would love to show much gratitu

Its A Heartahce
It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. It's a fool's game, Nothin' but a fool's game: Standing in the cold rain, Feeling like a clown. It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love her till your arms break, Then she lets you down. It ain't right with love to share, When you find she doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. Ah, nah, nah! Oh, it ain't right with love to share, When you find she doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ooh. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love her till your arms break, Then she lets you down. (Oh, it's a heartache, Oh, it's a fool's game, (Nothin' but a heartache:) Standing in the cold rain, (Standing in the cold rain.) Feelin' like a clown. (It

Have You Ever?
Have you been in this Position? Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time. A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger

Good Quotes!
"You aren't going to be his first, his last, or his only, he's loved before, he will love again, but if he loves you now what else matters? He's not perfect, you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking of you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break...so don't hurt him, don't change him, don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there.. love hard when there is love to be had." "just because he doesn't love you the way you want him to, doesnt mean he's not loving you with all he has" dont EVER take what you have forgranted because it could all be gone before you know it...

Anna Nicole Smith Dies After Collapsing
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. (Feb. 8) - Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said. Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital. "She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel. Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith. A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress

Pleasure And Pain
take me and hold me down kiss me sweetly before i drown give me the pain i so rightly deserve for you are my master its you that i serve lick and caress me push me and pull me do what u want and ill do as im told tanatlise and excite me tell me what to do ill leave you satisfied but only because it is you ill bleed and burn in all the right places so then its your turn with no scars or traces tell me what u want and ill try to appease no more sweet talking i know your a tease... To be continued...

Want Me Come To Me Girl
I AM FOR REAL GIRLS NO HEADGAMES NO LIES FROM ME AT ALL READ ALL MY PROFILE AND BLOGS AND IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU READ AND SEE ADD ME TWO YOUR MESSENGER MY YAHOO ID IS rick_willis2001 GIRLS AND MY MSN MESSENGER IS knightrider_777_77@hotmail.com GIRLS

5,000-year-old Skeletons Locked In Embrace
ROME (Feb. 7) - It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in a tender embrace and buried outside Mantua, just 25 miles south of Verona, the romantic city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of "Romeo and Juliet." Buried between 5,000 and 6,000 years ago, the prehistoric pair are believed to have been a man and a woman and are thought to have died young, as their teeth were found intact, said Elena Menotti, the archaeologist who led the dig. "As far as we know, it's unique," Menotti told The Associated Press by telephone from Milan. "Double burials from the Neolithic are unheard of, and these are even hugging." The burial site was located Monday during construction work for a factory building in the outskirts of Mantua. Alongside the couple, archaeologists found flint tools, including arrowheads and a knife, Menotti said. Experts will now study the artifacts and the skeletons to

Be My Valentine
When I see the sparkles within your eyes It reminds me of those midnight skies The nights when the stars shine light The indescribable beauty that shines so bright A beauty, which sparkles up so high Can never compare to your Heavenly eyes And when I think of the sparkles at that time I just keep thinking of you being mine And when I see the beauty upon your face I give you my heart for you to embrace Within your hands you hold my heart Your choice to love it or tear it apart But no matter what you do and how you feel I will always love you still Now there is only one way to find out if you can be mine Will you be my Valentine

Quiz
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Are You Hot or Cool? MY RESULT:Hot You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot. What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment. Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around! Take This Quiz!

Sexual Zodiac
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Shit That Makes Me Mad As Fuck!!
i look at it this way you all need to grow the fuck up while men and women over seas are dieing you sit at home with nothing eles better to do then fight over some he said she said bullshit its fucking lame i did my time in the ARMY and you know what i wish they would pass a law that everyone should join the armed forces for 3 years then and only then should you beable to talk shit about them i have lost some of my good friends in this war and you know what pisses me off more than anything is hearing how much people talk shit about my friends are doing over there. now i ask all of you people in this bullshit fight thats going on here at CHERRYTAP do you have enough BALLS to sing up for 4 year and fight for your country knowing that any time you could not be comming home. i did it and i have a bullet hole in my back. why cuz i was fighting for your freedom to stay at home while you sat on your ass and talked shit about what i was doing our troops over seas dont ask you to support the wa

Irishchiks Erotic Confessions ~attention You Deserve
Just close your eyes and imagine..... the two of us together, laying so gracefully across the bed, totally naked. Eyes locked and looking into each other, so deep, with so much love. Fingers and hands locked together...just taking a moment to take in the moment. To just be with one another. Fingers unlock, and my hands start to roam your body. Very light touches. My lips pressing against yours. Soft kisses. Lips barely touch. Almost teasing like. Slight touch of tongues. Kisses to your cheek. Right, then left. To your forhead, the tip of your nose, then to your chin. Making my way back to your lips. mmmmm how I could just stay right here and kiss these sweet lips of yours all night. Slow kisses to your lips, moving down your chin. To your neck. Kisses turning into light soft licks. Working my way around your neck, the left side, over to your ear. Soft kisses and licks to your ear. Sweet whispers to you...giving you some attention that you so longly deserve.....as I slowly make my

Going Soft.....
For those of you who think i am just a big softy i have only this to say..... At night while u sleep and close you eyes its me wholl sneek up to give u a surprise ill bind you up tight like the good boy you are and spank you so hard and take you so far ill tease and torture your sweet little soul bite into you deep and wont leave a hole ill strip you and lick you from your head to your toes let you kiss me back sweetly where nobody goes ill have my way come hell or high water ill play all i like for im lucifers daughter my wings may be black my lips are blood red each night ill come back to visit your bed

Ipod Meme
The idea behind this was: "Turn on your iPod or music player; put it on shuffle & press play. For every question, type the song that's playing; when you go to a new question, press the next button" Mine came up: What does next year have in store for me? "For Pete's Sake" (The Monkees) What does my love life look like? "James Bond" (The Selector) What do I say when life gets hard? "Old Flame" (The Arcade Fire) What do I think of when I get up in the morning? "In France" (Frank Zappa) What song will I dance to at my wedding? "Touch Me" (The Doors) What do I want for my career? "Boogie Chillen'" (John Lee Hooker) Favorite saying? "Hothead" (Siouxsie & The Banshees) Favorite place? "It's Only A Paper Moon" (Django Reinhardt) What do I think of my parents? "Attack" (Jerry Goldsmith/Patton Soundtrack) Where would I go on a first date? "Belladonna And Aconite" (Incubus Succubus) Drug of Choice? "The Sweetest Chill" (Siouxsie & The Banshees) How do I

Mistress' Party
As I walk into the room, I hear my Mistress talking on the phone with one of Her girlfriends. She is making plans for that night. I’m not sure what Her plans are exactly, but She does raise Her voice a bit when She makes comments about how much She enjoys Her black lovers and how much bigger they are. When She sees me standing there, She looks at me and points to Her feet. Knowing exactly what She wants, I kneel before Her, remove Her cotton socks, and begin licking and sucking the sweat from the bottoms of Her feet and from between Her toes. Suddenly, my Mistress laughs aloud and replies to Her friend: “Oh him? The little dicked sissy is on the floor cleaning my feet.” Once the phone call has ended, She uses my face to dry Her feet and signals that She wants my attention. “We’re having a small party tonight. Susan is coming over tonight, as well as a few of my black lovers. I expect you to behave like a proper sissy and do whatever you’re told. “ “Yes, Mistress,” I reply. “You’l

Training Academy' Graduate
It had only been six months since I'd graduated from the 'Police Training Academy' at Glen Waverley. I was a teenage 'trainee' policewoman. And, I had been seconded to the 'City Patrol Group' in downtown Melbourne. Rostered on the Nightshift, I was working with another female police officer. 'Probationary' Constable Diana Hamilton was showing me the ropes. There had been a little trouble at 'The Tunnel' Nightclub and I was accompanying Diana as we did a routine 'walk thru' with a number of 'male' police officers. I'm not sure who came up with the idea? But, we were supposed to check out the 'Ladies' Toilets. The Sarge wanted us to make sure there was nobody using drugs. There had been allegations of cocaine use in the Ladies Loo. And, 'ecstasy' was still a problem within the Nightclub. However, with the kaleidoscope of lights and music, it was a bit hard to see what was happening. Despite the light effects in the vicinity of the dance floor, the rest of

Hell
goin through hell dont know if i'll ever make it through. dont know what to do with out you. sorry for what i did to you. i broke your heart more like ripped it out. now your in pain dont know if you'll ever be the same. need and want you to stay a little longer

Longing
Tell me what I'd have to change. Who would I have to be To slip into your arms; for you to make sweet love to me. Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor Crawl over broken glass - would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause? Slide your hungry tongue between my parted lips. Run your anxious fingers along my quivering hips. Wrap me in your passion, expose your every need. Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed. Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest, Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip my wrists; look in my eyes, and say the words I long to hear Kiss me roughly, and weep my name, forever hold me dear. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin, my greatest faul

Lingering
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eye Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache,No longer can I wait, for you to take.Laying back, I plead without words,As if hidden lips could somehow be heard Raising hips high to greet your stare,Hoping to speak to another part of you aware.I Beckon please enter with no hesitation,Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face,Admiring how you've put me in place.Then suddenly, you grant relief,Knowing now I must have peace.Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best,Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core.Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy.Back in our entrancing dance,I catch your eyes stealing a glance,At contorted expressions, my face in full view,Proud every one is ca

Blahhhhh
I hate this cold weather. It sucks. Wish it were warm. blah. Anyways, you should check out the one site I'm on, its a great community and has tons of hot models. Just click the banner to sign up and show me your support!

Yes Daddy!
Debbie flounced into the room, wearing a red tartan skirt, voluptuous breasts pressing against her white shirt, legs clad in white stockings and feet in thick-soled Mary Jane sandals. Tossing her ponytail, she smiled at the man with the shaved head in the recliner in front of her. "Daddy, I'm ready for school," she said in her best little-girl voice. "How do I look?" Jim looked up from his newspaper and raked his "daughter's" form with his eyes. Debbie's pussy grew damp as his eyes darkened with lust. "My baby girl looks a bit slutty for Daddy's taste," he said sternly. "You're so naughty. That's the third time I've had to talk to you about your attire this week, isn't it?" She rubbed her thighs together, putting pressure on her clit, which began to throb with the sternness of his voice. It hungered. She hungered. "Yes, Daddy," Debbie said, her eyes downcast. "I'm sorry. I just like having the boys look at me. And sometimes they touch me, and it feels so good." Jim fo

Misery
They say misery loves company We could start a company And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to see Put me out of my misery I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me? We will always be busy, making misery We could build a factory, and make misery We'll create the cure, we made the disease Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to feel Put me out of my misery Suicide kings and drama queens Forever after happily making misery Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need Was it only envy, so empty Frustrated incorporated... I'd do it for you, would you do it for me?

Spiritual Liberation
Along the way of the 'spiritual path' that has developed in the thousands of years after the alteration, we have forgotten that it is the level of consciousness we awaken to in the experience of Self-Realization and Oneness that was Itself captured and bound onto the Wheel of Rebirth. Infinite Being Itself was hi-jacked and redirected into a 'false reality'. This is why experiencing Self-Realization, or the awakened kundalini etc still do not lead to actual Spiritual Liberation. You will be back, in a cycle of reincarnation that was never part of the Original Eternal Design. Override Mission presents an ancient knowledge that answers anomalies of 'accepted' information, in a way that is not available anywhere else on this planet. It provides the one major missing key. The greater picture which alters the context in which all other channeled, or surviving records are currently understood. Since the time of 'Atlantis', even when you die and leave the body, the tunnel-portal that co

Rantings Of My Life Lol Not Really
SO this is my first blog in a looooooong time and I really dont have alot to say. Im still trying to figure out this Cherry Tap thing but I think that im getting the hang of it. I wanna thank everyone who has helped me out to get my points up. So thats the end of that. Im excited to quit my job. I am going back to school to get my teaching degree which is going to totally rock my socks off. Woot! I have 2 1/2 years left then i will be on my own once again. Well thanks for reading.