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Lifetime
A lifetime would not be enough… Time is of thy essence in life Life is not measured in love Nevertheless, Love is measure in time Why, why? If life can be created in-love And, life can be Taken in a split of a second Why, why? Must, I wait to tell you that... I feel love for you. It may be too soon or Perhaps too late I pause and think... Could it be that? I may have been loving you Even before, I met you So, why? Why? Why can I not tell you That I love you For Love is what you make feel For Love is what you awake in me For Love is easy to give to you For the beats of my heart called your name When it was still unknown to me But very well known to my heart That has heard your name since the first beat of my heart A lifetime would not be enough Loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever.

Can't Let Go
It's over baby one more time, dont make me sit alone and cry, well it's over baby I know it but I cant let go I'm like a fish out of water, a cat in a tree, you dont even wanna talk to me,well it's over,I know it but I cant let go You wanna take me back,when I come around you say your sorry,then you push me out,I got a big chain around my neck and I'm broken down like a train wreck,well it's over but, I know but I cant let go See I got a candle it burns so bright,in my window every night well it's over, I know it but I cant let go You dont have to see me standing around, feel like I've been shot but didnt fall down, well it's over, I know it but I can't let go You wanna take me back,when I come around (hey) you say your sorry, then you push me out, I got a big chain around my neck and Im broken down like a train wreck,well it's over, I know but I can't let go You turn off the trouble like you turn off a light,went off and left me it just aint right,well it's over I kn

Common Problems That Can Occur
Common problems that can occur Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD): PTSD is a condition that can develop after someone has experienced a life-threatening situation. People with PTSD often can't stop thinking about what happened to them. They may try to avoid people and places that remind them of the trauma and may work hard to push thoughts of the event out of their head. Feeling numb is another common reaction. Finally, people find that they have trouble relaxing. They startle easily and are often on guard. Depression: Depression involves feeling down or sad more days than not, and losing interest in activities that used to be enjoyable or fun. You may feel low in energy and be overly tired. People may feel hopelessness or despair, or feeling that things will never get better. Depression may be especially likely when a person experiences losses such as the death of close friends. This sometimes leads a depressed person to think about hurting or killing him or herself. Be

I Almost Died Yesterday...
I went to dairy queen and ate a sundae with NO NUTS well come to find out some how I got a little tiny peice of a peanut on the icecream I am deathly allergic to them... and have almost croaked from them in the pass, not 5 minutes after I ate the ice cream my throat started to sweell I couldnt swallow and I broke out... pooter took me to the ER and they rushed me right in and gave me an IV of steroids to stop the break out and then shot me with some Epinephrene (which is adreniline) and I was freakin out.. I coulld sit still because it makes your heart race... I was so scared... I have to work today... But I almost met my maker yesterday over a damn nut... I tell people everyday you never know what might happen and I try to live everyday like its my last but... I am to young to go yet.... peace

Pat?
why do some female profiles contain the word pat where gender is supposed to be? i know who pat is. It's the person from snl who nobody can figure if it was man or a woman. what does it mean on cherrytap? the woman is a lesbian? the woman is a transvestite? the woman is a bisexual? what????????????????

Hell Of An Expert Witness!
$2.5M Check Wrongly Sent to Counselor May 30, 5:15 PM (ET) MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - An errant computer keystroke led the state to accidentally issue a $2.5 million check to a school counselor - who spent thousands on cars, jewelry and electronics, prosecutors said. Sabrina Walker, 37, was charged Tuesday with theft by swindle and concealing the proceeds of a crime. She remained in jail Wednesday in lieu of $200,000 bail. The state's accounting system was handling money for the Department of Human Services that was intended for the Hennepin County Medical Center when the check was issued to Walker by mistake in March. Walker was in the state's system because she was once paid $84 as a court witness. Investigators found that Walker's vendor number in the state system was only one number off the hospital's nine-digit number. Walker, along with a man she lived with, allegedly bought a $500,000 certificate of deposit, funded two retirement accounts, bought a $500,000 Treasury bo

Maintenance Night
Every Friday night is maintenance spanking night, at 9:30 pm Kay will strip nude, kneel at my feet, head bowed down in submission, and meekly request her weekly spanking. Once she has done this, I decide if I will or will not spank, sometimes I decide she has been very submissive all week and reward her with a massage instead. If she is to be disciplined I will have her go to the Kitchen table and bend over, her bare ass arched out waiting, with my hand I will caress and warm her with easy swats, after a long warm up, it will be time to administer the discipline to tears. The loop will be used because of the quietness and sting it delivers, her ass, thighs and most importantly her sit spot will be spanked bright red, till she has tears flowing for ten minutes, these are not harsh, bruising spanks, but still are painful. After her spanking Kay will be hugged, loved, held, and then she will thank me for taking the time to correct her and spank her. Sir Don

Love Thingy...ew..
U Was My Frist Love Now I Want u to be my last love. When I first meet u i feel in loved with u , i hid my feelings from u jst as i do now, not wanting to lose what i have with u. im to scare to tell u how i feel , i jst stand back letting u live ur life. but it hurts hearing u tell sum1 else u love them ,when i wanna be the one u say u love , i wanna be the one u hold at nite . why cant i tell u i love you like i did long ago in the past now im to scared to say it. i love u now and then i wanna love u more and more till i die.

Part 1
Dear Lord, I know I haven't been faithful, I know I haven't been true, but Lord please forgive me of what I have and haven't done yet. I'm afraid. Yes, me, Kenny G. The guy that laughed when he got shanked. The guy that would eat lightning and crap thunder. Me, Kenny G, I'm scared that I wont amount to anything in this world. I go to school and barely make it. I go to work and barely get paid. I've got a wife to support and soon more debt than I can imagine. I'm not ready to be an adult. I still wanna be a kid. I never got that chance in life. Oh well, life sucks I guess. I just hope that i'm good enough to be in Heaven when I go. But anyway, I'll stop buggin and let you do your thing I just pray for your help and guidance that maybe someday I will be someone that wont be a royal fuck up because lately I have been. I ask this in Jesus Name Amen

Forums Are Nice
Forums are nice. I belong to one forum and I’m not very active on it but recent events have demonstrated that every person should have at least one forum in their life. The reason I say this is that they are almost like friends generally you join a forum that revolves around something you like(mine happens to be a web comic). This means you’re running into people who think along the same lines you do from all over the world and who because of this can see from close to your point of view despite never actually having met you. Let me give the example that made me thankful I had joined a forum. For those of you that don’t know a boy I was very recently living with and in love with totally abandoned me in a very real very cruel sort of way. . .he took off without a decent goodbye and hasn’t spoken to me since this was about two weeks ago that he left. After reassuring me dozens of times that he’d never just dodge out and dump me like my ex did. When in fact that is exactly what h

Best Sexy Folder Comment
To all you sexy cherries reading this I am holding a contest for the best coment in my sexy folder. You may leave more than one, the more entries into the folder the better the prize will be for one lucky lady. So hit up the sexy folder under my picks and get this party started Peace

Movie Star Sex Style
You are a Sharon Stone Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct." Need we say more? You have command in the bedroom (or wherever else it may be.) Sex is very important to you, and a relationship that is vacant of frequent sex can never be truly fulfilling. You may be more dominating and you probably are the one to initiate sex and determine how it will be done. You're willing to try anything because you want to keep sex interesting and exciting, which to you is what makes for a good lover. If your sexual style is a little overwhelming for your partner, the most important thing to remember is to make sure they feel comfortable enough to express themselves sexual in their own way. Once the playing field is more even, you'll reap the rewards of a healthy sexual relationship.

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did no

Bofh #13
I'm busy with my new shell replacement login script, and it's almost foolproof. Let's just say it pops up with: "Yes means No and No means Yes. Delete all files [Y]? " upon login. I'm really starting to worry about the number of account breakins we've been having recently.... The manager isn't though. His main concern appears to be the number of computer-related fatalities on campus. Funny world, isn't it? I flip the excuse card. "DOPPLER EFFECT" Sounds implausible enough that it's plausable - with a little work of course. The phone, the bane of my existance, rings. "Hello, Computer Room" I say, being helpful "Is this the Technicians?" The caller asks. Amazing the number of deaf people that use these things. What the hell, I'm bored.. "Yes it is" I lie (Nixon would've been proud) "I've got a problem with my floppy drive, it doesn't seem to be reading all the time" "Hmmm. How old is the drive?" "About a year.." "And it sometimes fails and sometimes wo

Loving Miles Apart
There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then get to meet. Never more to be apart, Knowing it was long distance we got our start.

Plz Read Every One
DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHAT REAL LOVE IS I DO I HAVE FOUND THE MAN THAT IS CARING HONEST AND IS VERY TRUE TO ME LIKE I AM TO HIM LOVE IS ABOUT CARING SHARING AND BEING BEST FRIENDS AND HONESTY TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO FIND HIM WE HAVE ALOT IN COMMEN WE BOTH LOVE THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE IN CASE U ALL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS ITS LIKE LONG WALKS SPENING TIME TOGEATHER AND TIME WITH OUR FRIENDS LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE A PLAYER AND THATS HE IS NOT A PLAYER HE IS A REAL MAN WITH FEELINGS LIKE I AM A REAL WOMAN WITH FEELINGS SO NO MATTER WHAT NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US AND HE VERY PROTICVE OF ME SO BECAREFUL WHAT U POST THANKS

System Operator From Hell #2
So I'm interviewing for new Operators, and, as the Bastard System Manager from Hell, I have high standards. And as the Immediate Past Bastard Operator from Hell, I have even higher standards. I get the first applicant in. "Ok" I say "I'm just going to ask you some simple questions to guage your knowledge of Computing and Networking in relation to the Operations Field" "Sure" "Right. Question One. What's the best way to stop an individual posting nasty articles to news?" "Close their account" "Good - But can you elaborate?" "Delete all their files, Change their password to `Knobhead' and Erase any backups of their account" "Excellent. What is a killfile?" "Uh. It's a list of usernames/topics/news items etc that you wish the news- reader to automatically skip so you don't have to wade through rubbish" "Uh No. Remember I said pertaining to Operations. A killfile is in fact a file with a list of names of people you are going to kill." "Oh. Of course." "N

Bofh Misc - He Really Is Back
The LAST Bastard Operator from Hell! I get back from Britian and return to my old stomping grounds to take up a post as an Analyst/Programmer... As an A/P I\'m expected to work weird hours so I start putting in some 9 to 5 shifts to see what it\'s like. It\'s weird all right. I don\'t like it. I go to the computer room to check out my machine, only I\'m not the Operator any more, so I\'ve got no access. I call the Operator. He answers. Bad sign. \"Can I get access to the Computer Room?\" I ask, respectfully \"Well...\" he pauses \".. what do you want to do?\" Indecisive. It gets worse! He should\'ve come straight out and said that the day a user gets access to HIS computer room is the day he\'ll be crated up and freighted to the big Computer Room in the sky to meet the Chief Operator! \"Just look at my machines\" I say.. \"Um, well, we\'re not supposed to let programmers in here unless it\'s an emergency\" he blubs. Dear oh dear. It\'s almost as if he\'s a

Sin City Pt 2
What seemed like hours later the door opened back up and she immediately recognized the driver and passenger. "Are you going to let me go now" she asked. Sh could hear her voice shake uncontrollably. The passenger just laughed and started undoing her ties. She started to feel a little relief wash over her when she started to get up. Her legs still bound to the table she sat up and saw that evil look on the drivers face and knew that her nightmare wasn't over. She started to tremble harder than ever. She watched the driver untie her legs afraid to move. As soon as her legs were free she started to struggle to get free but she knew it was useless. The passenger took her hands while the driver took her legs and they rolled her over onto her stomach on the table. The driver tied her ankles the the bottom of the legs of the table so she was standing bent over the table with her hands tied to the legs at the other end. The table was just long enough for her chin to hang off the end which wa

Whips
Whip For other uses, see Whip (disambiguation). And distinguish from wip and WIP. A type of whip known as a riding cropThe word whip describes two basic types of tools: A long stick-like device, usually slightly flexible, with a small bit of leather or cord, called a "popper", on the end. Depending on length and flexibility, type is often called a riding whip, riding crop or "bat". It is also sometimes called a "horsewhip" or "horse whip". The other type of whip is a long tapered flexible length of single-strand or plaited (braided) material (usually leather) with a stiff handle. Some whips of this type include the bullwhip and the stock whip. Each design has many variations and lengths for different purposes, often with different names. As well as these traditional whip types designed for use on animals, there are whip designs that had historic uses for inflicting pain on humans, such as the "cat o' nine tails" and others. These devices are used as flogging instrumen

Quote For June 3
All I can tell you really is if you get to the point where someone is telling you that you are not great or not good enough, just follow your heart and don't let anybody crush your dream. -- Patti LaBelle Bonus Quote: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by. -- Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Hell She Is Obssesed With Me!
Wow, stay off here for a few days and come back to see my stalker is still watching my page in the tops spot! What a fucking whore!! Who viewed me I viewed Blocked "Totally Happy&#... (HA HA HA) Badestbiotch Nyte Ryder (CT Hubby... CherryCodes.com Siranthony7 See All

Rating
So like 5 or 6 people rate my pics and the rest just sit there...... YOU LAZY FUCKS.... I rate a lot of elevens because I feel the person(s) are worth it... Not any more. I'm tired of rating pics and sending people stuff and not getting shit back. And ya wonder why people start drama.... So this is my rant, either start rating or delete me. AJ

Intoxicating
This has been floating around in my head for several days now. I simply needed the time and quiet to put it all together. I'm not sure its what I really wanted, but its as finished as I can get it. Intoxicating is what you are There was something in the way you held my hand kissing my ring, my fingers, my palm Something in the way your eyes held mine seeing beyond the exterior to the very base of my soul Something in your smile saying you wanted to enjoy my company a little longer Still that something in your voice that makes me whisper your name in the night Still that something in your arms saying you don't really want to let me go Something in your walk saying you will be back Intoxicating is what this is Kristen Anderson 6/3/07

My Marriage & Mental Abuse (part 1)
(ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN APRIL '07) **Someone encouraged me to starting writing again, and I thank him for that... **Now to the matter at hand...LOL I don't tell people a lot about this, because I am not sure about the reaction; so please bare with me as I talk about a part of my life that I'm not used to talking about... I have been married to the same man for almost 10 years now...During the first few years of our marriage, everything was honky-dory; then we started having kids...Mind you, my spouse was never passionate, never really romantic; altho did bring me home roses on occasion...When we were dating, we had a very short courtship..Dated only maybe two or so months, then got married about 5 to 6 months later... For a while, my spouse was working nights at a tire plant (building tires, of course, lol) and I was at home by myself at night...I HATED being alone, especially at night...He was never around enough for us to really spend time together and get to know each

Trailer Trash Chic Is Derelicte !
I was in the club last night. Why do women(or men) these days think a t-shirt/wifebeater, jeans and flip-flops or sneakers is fashionable? To take it one step further.. Do we really need to see your belly because you have a belly button ring that hangs over the top of your cameltoe jeans? And guys... Just because you look like you're from jail does not mean that you are tough. Remember what goes on in jail, it's not like everybody there is heterosexual. You might as well come in with stripes or an orange jumpsuit with a ball and chain---SEXY! Note to people going out: For now on, unless you can't afford to dress nice, STAY HOME. We're talking about you, we're laughing at you. Not just because you can't bust the moves you saw in the latest Neyo/Ciara video or do a sorryass imitation..but you look like crap and the Fashion Police should give you the death penalty equivalent to licking Richard Simmons balls. Got it? Good. Thank you.

Roomba
Well you know your married when you go out and buy a vacum cleaner. Not just any vacum cleaner the iRobot Roomba, So for a cold $300 you get a cute name and a buch of buttons. Work smarter, not harder with the Roomba 2.1 Scheduler Vacuuming Robot. The Scheduler lets you program the Roomba to clean whenever you want it to--even while you're not home! Use the Scheduler as a remote to activate the Roomba, then flip up the top cover to preset the days and times you want the Roomba to clean your floors. The scheduling virtual walls keep the Roomba in a specified room and can be programmed to turn on when the Roomba turns on. Brush and cleaning head designs allow for more thorough cleaning, while the AWARE system ensures complete floor coverage--20% more per session! When the Roomba finishes cleaning a room or its battery is running low, the device automatically returns to the home base and recharges itself in about 3 hours. The Roomba robotically cleans floors and under obje

Service By "maer"
She knelt before the fire, clothed in the tightly laced black corset. The bones clenching her waistline into an hourglass figure. The cups pressing the curve of her breast unnaturally high with the nipples exposed. The long legs folded beneath her with the curve of her ass resting gently on her thighs were clad in seamed black stockings, the feet encased in the needle point heels that He loved. Her head was bent slightly forward and the long, slow brush strokes she made thru the still damp hair seemed to hypnotise Him. He could just see as she lifted her arm with each stroke the soft curves of her breasts pushed upwards by the restraints of the corset, the firelight catching the gentle movements of the silver chain that swung between her nipples. He held in the low groan of desire that threatened to escape His lips...This girl was a treasure to be savoured...like a good meal...not rushed like a snack. His voice soft in the room growled out the command to crawl and she turned to f

Summer A Comeing!!
yeah ..summer a comeing All Are you's Ready to Rock???!! hang on tight, its gonna be a hot Year and A rockN one to ...So think positive We got it made, and I welcome you all .. Good To be alive ..no matter wher your from Stay cool...IAm... Peace& Happiness...

Hold My Tears Back
I try to hold all my tears back Now that a dark cloub has return My words won't show my broken heart I'm moving around this room While the world outside is quiet I've let my head down once But I've learned to much to do it again Al though no one can give me comfort I have to find the way on my own No one understands my silence My will to figgure it out alone But I still hold my tears back Just not to show that I'm broken My reasons for fighting isn't clear at all Not even for my eyes to understand I'm so tired of losing it all the time So sick of fighting things that won't change I still fight for my tears not to be shown I don't understand why Some how I always hold my tears back

The Best F'n Day Ever !!!!!!!!!!!
Well Kiddies, I have been exhausted from my new, crappy-paying, but nonetheless "job" that I have been at for the past 3 weeks . . . However . . . I just got the phone call. I GOT THE JOB AT PPG!!!!! I will be an Admin. Asst. in the Corporate EHS Law Department - Chemical and Contract Law, the latter I majored in in college. It is a $14,000 a year raise over the last job I had, and an $18,000 a year raise over what I am making now. The benefits are BEYOND phenomenal. It is pretty bad when your current employer, who hired me with the understanding that if I was offered this position, I was to take it - his words, not mine. I already talked to him and he is extremely happy for me. Thanks to all of you, especially Jackie, Lurk, Rich, Lane, Miss Dee and everyone else who was keeping me in their prayers and their fingers crossed!!! 82 interviews later . . . and my dream has come true!!!

You
You are like lightning, because you know how to strike me. You are like the moon, because you reflect on me. You are like the stars, because the thought of you sparkles in my eye. You are like a rainbow, because the thought of you is never ending. You are like a tree, because you grow on me. You are like a fortune in a fortune cookie, we belong....

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 2 Bartenders 2 Greeters 2 female dancers 1 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 1 from 6am till w/e ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also check out this other lounge of ours as well The Devils Playground Click the Pic to Join PLEASE JOIN NEED PEOPLE AND TY AS WELL JUST COPY AND PASTE THE CODE IN A NEW WINDOW Both are Proud members of The New and Improved Excalibur Radio (Old name was Daves Hideaway Radio)

2 More Days
Man,, it's unbelievable that in 2 days I will have the kids all day long, which is gonna be a huge hand full. Am so use to just Summer being with me but now the two boys (WOW)...lol... It just seems like they went back to school an now their gonna be out untill August 22ND.. May not have to much time on here so if ya'll don't see me around you'll know why...

Yo Ho (a Pirate's Life For Me)
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

What A Wonderful Place!
Hey everyone...hope you missed me!!! I'm back from my vacation to Miami. I left the 23rd and got back the 4th...it was wonderful. I hit up tons of strip clubs and the nude beach...well when I wasn't hungover. I'll be checking in here more often now to leave some love and I'll try to return it. I'm going to be back camming on www.nonnudecams.com so you guys definitely have to come and get some hot private chats. I just got a new vibrator...maybe you can see me play with it a bit ;) Remember that I love being spoiled so check out my amazon wishlist. If you get me something sexy I'll take a few pics w/it on for you and you'll get a discounted VIP show one day. Ok love you guys and when I get on my other computer later I'll put up more pics of myself!

Prayers
This is Kaleb. He is suffering now from shaken baby syndrome caused by his babysitter a few weeks ago. Please keep him in your prayers. He has been going through so much. Precious little thing, he did not deserve this. I hope that God will see to taking care of the person that did this. Just absolutely horrible, evil thing that that person did. Pray for a complete recovery for little Kaleb and that his parents stay strong through this. Kaleb needs a miracle. this is kaleb before this horrible and traumatic thing happened to him. although you cant tell that much he is blind. I have the family's contact information if anyone wants to message them support letters please contact me and I will give you the information. This family needs everyone to be as supportive as can be through this tragic time.

Do It Anyway By Matina Mcbride
You can spend your whole life buildin' Something from nothin One storm could come and blow it all away Build it anyway You could chase a dream That seems so out of reach And you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway God is great but sometimes life aint good And when I pray It doesn't always turn out like i think it should But I do it anyway I do it anyway This worlds gone crazy And it's hard to believe That tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all you heart For all the right reasons And in a moment they can choose to walk away love em anyway God is great but sometimes life aint good And when I pray It doesn't always turn out like i think it should But I do it anyway Yeah I do it anyway You can pour your soul out singin' A song you believe in That tomorrow they'll forget you ever sang Sing it anyway Yeah sing it anyway I sing I dream I love anyway

A Testimony
The hatred drips from the Skeletons of your souls As you break my heart, Diminish my dreams, And wreck my future. You shatter the peace in my life, Scattering the bits and pieces around on the floor. I bend down to pick up them up, Only to find myself Torn and bleeding, Cut by the sharp edges Of your hate filled reality. The blood of my pride Pours out from those wounds. Dripping and bleeding, It forms a puddle Of lost hopes and dreams. It gathers around my ankles And works its way Further and further Up my body, Drowning it in the lost dreams I once held dear And close to my heart. The pain overtakes me, Eating way at my pride And overtaking my peace of mind. Crazy thoughts of vengeance Race through me as I look for retribution. The bittersweet reality of it all Settles in my stomach, Causing the hurt and pain to ride In my throat and allowing for It to take over every last bit Of dignity I once held. The ro

My Path
Darkness swarms around As if it knows my plan. I am one, alone, desolate Four walls close in, Creating a prison. My prison. I hold a sharp blade To my wrist. The warmth of my skin Heats the cold metal. Without fear, I pull the blade down. For a second that seems Like an eternity, Nothing happened, and then it did. Red hot blood poured From my wound. I could already feel Myself growing weak. I take the blade in My blood soaked hand And draw it down my other wrist. Blood was everywhere, On the floor, on the walls, On my clothes, on my hands, On my face, on my lips. I lay on the floor, Weak and dieing, As the blood continues To pour from my wounds. My eyes become heavy, And I breathe my last. I am dead, gone. I am alone, desolate.

A Quick Lesson
Fast Eddie... Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.. so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The son of a bitch had all quarters!"

Sorry I Havent Been On Here Much....
my old shitty computer just started dying on me and i havent been on ct as much....so a couple days ago i brought a new laptop! I love it!! So now im back!! Hope everyone is doing good!! Have a great night!! Ben aka PoppaWheelie

Wow
What a night and what a morning!!!! It sucks to wake up with a horoscope like this! Let yourself feel whatever it is you need to feel. Putting off emotions or trying to make them go away could make them pop up in surprising and perhaps unwelcome ways later on. Deal with this right now. Hmmm what could this possibly mean????

My Life
ok about me i guess. i am 43 years old, married no kids,but do ,how ever take care of 3 year old little girl. and she a hand full. i think we learn from each other,and who said you can't teach ,old dog's new trick's lol. she is apple of my eye and the the only one who hold's the key to my heart. and as far as love goes i found out hard way that nothing last forever. i have no clue why iam at this cherry tap thing lol , it's not like i don't have life lol. ok you think your sick of hearing about me ,well hear i go again lol, i love all kids music love 70s rock and all country and lite jazz.i enjoy walking and love it when it rain's , and i like smell fresh gut grass, i am just a kick back kinda person i guess. i have been told a person with heart of gold.i try not to get mad or upset over ever little thing cause life to short. ans besides i love take the time to stop and smell roes's .

My Daily Rant!
Ok. So cherrytap is starting to lose some of it's appeal to me. It's not really fun anymore. To be honest, it was just a way to pass the time. When I come on, and look at the bulletins, all i get are the same few people posting about new contests, lounges, and other random stuff. I rarely see a cool bulletin, or one that makes a difference. I've reposted a few, and I feel stupid in doing that. The only bulletins that I repost, and gladly so, are the bulletins that have anything to do with helping find a child, or ending abuse of some sort. But how can I see them when I have 2 pages filled with "HELP ME WIN A FAKE PORCHE WITH SOMEONE ELSES CHERRYBUCKS!!!" or "WE NEED BARTENDERS/BOUNCERS/DANCERS FOR OUR FAKE ONLINE BAR!" Now, don't get me wrong. I'm glad you all have your fun hangouts online, and people that you can chat with. But I on the other hand, prefer to go to a REAL bar and have a REAL shot of yukon. More power to you, more power to me. But come on people. I'm sorry if you REALL

I Am A Fireman's Wife!!
The table is set,the meals prepared,our guests will soon arrive. My husband once more disappears, with the hope of keeping a child alive. While waiting at home alone, are plans having gone arwy. My first impulse is merely to, sit right down and cry. But soon again I realize, the importance of my life. When I agreed to take on the duties, of being a fireman's wife. While there are many drawbacks, i'll take them in my stride. Knowing my daddy saved a life, our children can say with pride. The gusting winds and raging flames, may be his final fate. But with god's help I can remain, My fireman's faithful mate.

The Meaning Of Memorial Day
By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY McClatchy Newspapers It's that time of year again. Memorial Day weekend is the beginning of summer fun for most Americans, and as I've done before in this space, I want to pause to take note of the real reason there is a Memorial Day. It's meant to honor and pay our respects to those Americans who've given their lives in service to our nation, who stand in an unbroken line from Lexington's rude bridge to Cemetery Ridge to the Argonne Forest to the beaches of Normandy to the frozen Chosin Reservoir to the Ia Drang Valley to the sands of Kuwait to the streets of Baghdad. Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and Air Force personnel have given their lives in the terrible duty that is war. Thousands more have come home on stretchers, horribly wounded and facing months or years in military hospitals. This week, I'm turning my space over to a good friend and former roommate, Army Lt. Col. Robert Bateman, who recently completed a yearlo

After Long Consideration......
Ok. After long consideration and days of thinking.Lol. Yes more thinking and soul searching. Lol. I have come to a conclusion. I AM BACK!!!!! Not the old Antonia. She will never be the same. But a new and improved Antonia. She is back and ready to take on what life throws at her next. She is back and ready to face the world and people and make something even better of herself. No more depression and no more negative emotions. As a new friend told me. Think positive thoughts. Thanks Kevin I will. And I will continue to update on how the new Antonia is doing. So I am going to embrace this world and take it with a smile and a laugh. Because that is all we can do. More to come...................

Hesitation Prevents Oppurtunity
Life is to short for games ,lies an evil alibies in my life I have been through to much an loss to many so when I say I love you I mean it completely we in all hestitate cause we are afraid to lose but once you hesitate you might miss out on whats true so listen to what I have to say hesitation prevents oppurtunity in this world today so say what you feel show how much you care let the ones you love know you will always be there cause no one knows when our time will end an when you realize its to late then you see why you should not hesitate........

Peep Wrote This To Me Yrs Ago!!!
Looks like another b-day your tuning thirty one. You'll be just a little cuter, before the day is done. Let's have a little drive, cause every day that I'M with u i know that i'm alive. Perhaps you have a craving for afternoon delight, You've allways looked so sexy, No need to wait till night! Your just a little better, And just a little mine. Could O take you to a movie? Could I take you for a walk? Or perhaps you'd rather talk?? In town for baubbles, A midnightrendouzous, I'm never be so busy, I can't spend some time with you.. I hope your day is special, I also hope you see that ever;yones aq holiday When I have you here with me!!! Luv, Rooster...

Suicidal Dreams
This song is how I have felt most my life but more so for the last couple months. Listen to it and/or read the lyrics. Suicidal Dreams by Silverchair I dream about, how its going to end, Approaching me quickly, Leaving a life of fear, I only want my mind to be clear, People, making fun of me, For no reason but jealousy, I fantasise about my death, Ill kill myself from holding my breath, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, Im sure you will get yours too, Help me, comfort me, Stop me from feeling what Im feeling now, The rope is here, Now Ill find a use, Ill kill myself, Ill put my head in a noose, My suicidal dream, Voices telling me what to do, My suicidal dream, Im sure you will get yours too, Dreamin about my death, dream, Suicidal, suicidal, suicidal dream, Im suicidal, Suicidal dream,

Hmmm...
WHY IS WE GO THROUGH LIFE HURTING EACH OTHER.. WHY IS WHEN LIFE LOOKS YOU IN THE FACE AND GIVES YOU CHOICES... I END UP MAKING THE WRONG ONES... WHY IS THAT I CAN'T GET OVER THIS PAIN? WHY IS THAT I CAN'T STOP HURTING THE ONES AROUND ME... I'VE HAD A LOT OF ISSUES WITH THIS... I END UP HURTING THE ONES I CARE ABOUT THE MOST. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I CAN SAY. SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT... WISH I HAD THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK.. BUT MAYBE... JUST MAYBE THIS IS WHY I'M DESTINED TO BE ALONE, BECAUSE WHEN IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HAVE ME TIME, I END UP HURTING PEOPLE AROUND ME. AND BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL BE FOREVER WALKING THIS ROAD ON MY OWN... I'M SORRY THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE ANY OF THIS BETTER. I'M SORRY I HURT YOU. I'M SORRY THIS ALL HAPPENED NOW... THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO CHANGE THIS... WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD WORK THIS OUT... BUT EVERYWHERE I LOOK, IT'S A DEAD END... AND FOR THIS... I'LL BE TAKING A BREAK FROM THIS PLACE, BECAUSE I'M GOING CRAZY...I'M APPARENTLY DOING NOTHING BUT H

~~ebonics~~
Hello, My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in class. I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bring ing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting Pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit next to me is McGee from the Bronx. He got A 94% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberals for suporting Afermative action. You be showing da way to true equality. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Hillory take over da healtcare in dis cuntry.

Tear Stained Keyboard
I sit here in the dark the tear stained keyboard with me. The tears I cry are tears for you, the one I've never found. The love who longs to hold me close, and make my world seem great. A love so deep and fond of me, the world can always wait.

Paradise Gone...how I Miss Paradise
Standing on the edge of Paradise Someone waited too long. The door has shut, the moment passed, stupidity will hit soon, if it hasn’t already. Do you remember what it looked like? Do you imagine every day what it would be like? Can you imagine your life there? Standing there in front of me you waited too long. My eyes have opened, your chance is gone. We’ll all feel bad at the end, if we don’t already Do you remember what I looked like? Do you imagine every day what I’d be like? Can you imagine your life here? All the never ending nights have all ended with you on one side and me on the other. We stood too long peering into Paradise.

Certain People
Sometimes you meet someone who you believe will be in your life for a short time and think it will just be having some fun. When things turn out to be more it is purely amazing. I am not talking about someone falling in love though it is very similar. I am talking about when you would do absolutely anything for that person and anything for them to be happy. No matter the cost. It is quite odd to know that someone else's happiness means more to you then your own. It is a give in that we do that for our own children but for someone who is just a friend, wow. I find myself at this spot though it has been this way for a long time now.

Chapter 5 { The Lost World
Chapter V: Question! What with the physical shocks incidental to my first interview with Professor Challenger and the mental ones which accompanied the second, I was a somewhat demoralized journalist by the time I found myself in Enmore Park once more. In my aching head the one thought was throbbing that there really was truth in this man's story, that it was of tremendous consequence, and that it would work up into inconceivable copy for the Gazette when I could obtain permission to use it. A taxicab was waiting at the end of the road, so I sprang into it and drove down to the office. McArdle was at his post as usual. "Well," he cried, expectantly, "what may it run to? I'm thinking, young man, you have been in the wars. Don't tell me that he assaulted you." "We had a little difference at first." "What a man it is! What did you do?" "Well, he became more reasonable and we had a chat. But I got nothing out of him--nothing for publication." "I'm not so sure about that.

E-stalkers
Please don't send me naked pics, ask me if i "wanna cum" over the shout box, or stalk me on Aim/Msn/Yahoo. I'm always down to make new friends but please if I don't respond it means I'm not interested. Seriously unless I seem like I'm interested leave me alone.

I've Done It
I have gone through and pared down my friends list and the list of people who I was fans of. Each list has about 19 or so people in it. If you're close enough to me that I consider you family, you didn't lose my friendship or my fan. Quite frankly, this has been nagging at me to be done. There were so many that I simply didn't hear from very often and I have things that keep me busy and therefore I don't get to everyone that was on my list of friends and fans. Some were likely simply added for the points, I'm not here for the points, I could care less about that anyways. I am on cherry tap to talk to friends that I communicate with on a regular basis. If you don't find me interesting enough to talk to more than once or whatever, eh, I can probably do without ya. That's the way it is.

Relationships
NEVER MY LOVER IN LIFE Wanting compassion, wanting love, wanting to be touched. Longing for the perfect intimacy to find me. Over my life not finding anything but hopeless, heartless physical greed in the touches I had been given. Always yearning for that one touch that would set my body ablaze. I find the compatibility in you I have searched for so long but can never have, as you are my friend. And never to be my lover. Only the lover of my emotional turmoil and pain. this is dedicated to the best man in my life and you know who you are

System Of A Down-suite Pee (live)
I had an out of body experience, the other day, her name was jesus, and for her everyone cried, everyone cried, everyone cried. Try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try. You die for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her philosphy die. Crossed and terrored ravages of architecture, lend me thy blades, we're crossed and terrored ravages of architecture, hoist around the spade. Try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try. You die for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her philosphy die. DIE.....dIE......dIE......WHY...... lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go through our souls. lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go all through our souls. DIE! like a mother fucker, DIE! like a mother fucker, DIE! like a mother fucker, WHY!? like a Mother fucker, I want to fuck my way to the garden, cause everyone, needs, a mother, FUCKER! The follow

Would You Love Me Then?
If I was another foot taller, Would you love me then? If I was blonde blue eyes, Would you love me then? If i was a perfect ten, Would you love me then? If I could buy you the stars, Would you love me then? If I were a beauty queen, Would you love me then? If I could promise you the world, Would you love me then? If I was a super model, Would you love me then? Well if you could love me then, Then you could love me now, If you really cared, You'd learn somehow. Written by Me..Little Lee

Long Distance Friend
Long distance friend, I don't know you all that well, But you seem very sweet, That much I can tell. Long distance friend, It feels like I've known you a long time, I just want you to know, I will always think of you as a friend of mine. Long distance friend, We can build a great friendship, Share everything with each other, Even our relationships. Long distance friend, We can type,write or talk, Maybe we'll meet one day, Even go for a nice long walk. Written by Me...Little Lee

Stereotypes
I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around

Sts-117 Atlantis Flight Day 3
STS-117 Atlantis Flight Day 3 6.10.07 9:42 AM EST Todays crew wakeup call song: "Where My Heart Will Take Me" by Russell Watson (Star Trek Enterprise Theme) Todays Planned Events: -Atlantis will perform a "backflip" or RPM (Rendezvous Pitch Manouver) so that the station crew can take high definition photographs of the belly of the orbiter. The photographs will be analyzed any for damage. -Atlantis will dock to Station at 3:38 p.m. EST -Mission specialists James Reilly II and John D. Olivas will camp out in the airlock to prepare for the first EVA (Extra Vehicular Activity or "spacewalk"). A recap of the days events will be posted tonight. Watch Live: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv Dish Network CH 213 DirecTV CH 376

Random Thoughts...
I am in constant pain now. I take some pills that dull the pain for a short time...not long enough for me to feel "normal" again. The pain has moved up from my ankle to the small of my back, so sitting calmly, with out someone asking " are you ok?" is a long, distant memory. The stress of a still pending divorce and life has caused this body to reek havoc and yell anarchy at itself....people wonder why I am short tempered at times, you try walking around and playing nice when every movement causes you pain. I know there is a billion people out there that have it a billion times worse than I do...and I respect the strength they have in dealing with their pain. I forgot where this was going....(laughs quietly to self)....oh well, time to go and smile and play "Mickey fucking Mouse" for these people again...remember, if it feels wrong, try it again. You might have done it wrong the first time.....

Never Felt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

For Dillion28
Dances of veils.... shimmering mystique.. glances of her looks - wanton submissive... then hidden from view. You wish to capture her... hold her in your hands, caress her till she is malleable, but you can't catch her soul. Like chaining a butterfly... the wings beat and the body lifts... the leg slipping from the golden manacle. Forever free... A gift.. given for the moment... then gone, leaving you not knowing if it will return. Taming a river.... deep and quiet... but always changing.. capture it by dams.... but it will forever elude you. A lightening bug... capture it while you can see it.... it will glow for you in your hands.

Rides
i am starting a contest on ct for the best rides of 07 the contest will start as soon as the entries are full it will be a 2 week contest with 100 enitial entries each entry needs 3 separate pics and the vehicle MUST be your own vehicle this contest is a rate and comment bomb contest and at the end of 2 weeks i will get the top ten entries and enter them in a finals contest top five recieve gifts as follows 1st VIC 2nd month blast 3rd week blast 4th 24 hr blast and every entry will recieve a gift from me please no down rates if you dont like the person and no rude comments this contest is for fun and to see who has the phatest rides on cherrytap visit my page for entry and further details

The Eyes Have It
You scored as Eyes full of Pain, People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain58% Mysterious50% Passion25% Diamond Eyes8% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Heavens Just A Sin Away
(Verse) HEAVEN'S JUST A SIN AWAY OH-OH JUST A SIN AWAY I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER DAY I THINK I'M GIVIN' IN HOW I'D LOVE TO HOLD YOU TIGHT OH-OH BE WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT THAT STILL WON'T MAKE IT RIGHT 'CAUSE I BELONG TO HIM (Chorus) OH WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE I KNOW THAT IT'S ALL WRONG YOUR EYES KEEP TEMPTING ME AND I NEVER WAS THAT STRONG DEVIL'S GOT ME NOW OH-OH GONE AND GOT ME NOW I CAN'T FIGHT HIM ANYHOW I THINK HE'S GONNA WIN HEAVEN'S JUST A SIN AWAY OH-OH JUST A SIN AWAY HEAVEN HELP ME WHEN I SAY I THINK I'M GIVIN' IN

Thanks
thanks to all who commented on my mumms. your comment, help me realize that i was right to let her make the decision on what to do. she knows i love her and will stand beside her decision which ever she chooses. and i have spoke to him about the matter but it does not help he still keeps doing it.

Barbeque Season!! -thanks Ruby!
From my friend Ruby.. I have to AGREE with this one!! Ha ha! After many long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: Routine: 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand. Here comes the important part: 4.THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT.....ON.....THE.....GRILL. More routine: 5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

Men Are Like..... Too Damn Funny
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap. Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory. Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV. Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on. Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around. Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell. Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear. Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy. Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through. Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half

Basic Foundations Of A Good Donor-vampire Relationship
Honesty Be honest about what you need, want or expect. "Mixed signals" result in missunderstandings. Understand that for some, feeding IS an erotic or intimate thing, and they may not be able to separate that when feeding from or donating to someone new. Trust The vampire is trusting that the donor is (still) disease free regardless of how much testing has or hasn't been done and that they'll watch over the vampire during the feeding process if needed. The donor is trusting the vampire with a lancet/blade/needle, in a situation where they're likely to be vulnerable. Compassion/Caring Friendships and relationships are not the easiest thing to begin, whether short-term or long-term, without this. Tolerance (particularly for the weird) Let's face it, blood drinking isn't exactly a commonly accepted activity... Respect A donor is not a "possession", or a lesser being to be manipulated. A vampire should never make a donor feel OBLIGATED to do this - the donor should always

Holy Raining Star Fruit Cocks! We R Gettin A Storm
fuckin eh,storms....good. oh yeh some sort of horsecockfly bit me n now my leg is red! and hey did u kno patrick swayze can sing?!?! wow im listening to him right now gees what cant he do? swayze=my new idol =P Mood:Happy

God
Have you heard about this court case? In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case Dismissed." The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said,"Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kppur and Hanukkah......yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." he judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists' holiday!" The lawyer pompously said

Call
I got a little black book with my poems in. Got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb. When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone. I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on. Got those swollen hands blues. Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from. I got electric light, And I got second sight. Got amazing powers of observation. And that is how I know, When I try to get through, On the telephone to you, There'll be nobody home. I got the obligatory Hendrix perm, And the inevitable pinhole burns, All down the front of my favorite satin shirt. I got nicotine stains on my fingers. I got a silver spoon on a chain. Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains. I've got wild, staring eyes. And I got a strong urge to fly, But I got nowhere to fly to (-- fly to... fly to... fly to...). Ooooo Babe, When I pick up the phone, There's still nobody home. I got a pair of Gohill boots, And I got fading roots.

Southern Hospitality
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of

I Miss You Dad!
I sit here and wonder how very much I'd like to talk with you today There are so many things That we didn't get to say. I know how much you cared for me And how much I cared for you, And each time that I think of you I know you'll miss me too. An angel came and took you by the hand, and said Your place was ready in Heaven, far above . . . And you had to leave behind all those you dearly loved You had so much to live for, you had so much to do . . . It still seems impossible that God was taking you. And though your life on earth is past, in Heaven it starts anew You'll live for all eternity, just as God has promised you. And though you've walked through Heaven's gate We are never far apart For every time I think of you, You're right here, deep with-in my heart.

Nill And Void
This is just something that I needed to get off of my chest. Yesterday I was running a high fervor, well none the less I was not feeling well. My hubby knew this, he knew before he went to work. Well it gets to be around lunch, and I received a text, I thought "Aw, hes checking up on me" No. He asked me how Laura was doing. Apparently she fell out(she passed out, because her dumb ass didn't drink any water the whole day, and they were having a change of command) None the less I got upset. For one he was there he knew she was alright. now see I know this shouldn't bother me, but it does, because hes like this all the time... and it makes me upset, It makes me feel as though everyone and everything comes before me. I know what being in the military is like, hello I'm an army brat. But I know his career comes first, and I understand that I can deal with that. But when your wife is running a 203 degree temperature, and you don't even ask how she is, and then talks about how bad he feels fo

Ct Addict
pass this along if you are a ct addict and add your name lol hi my names damion ~waits for everyone to say hi damion~ and im a ct addict . im hoping this 25 step program will help me quit lol. Hi my name is Becka and I'm a CT Addict

Sheltered Within...
I've seen the cloud that haunts you The storm that builds in your Western sky The cold reality that chases you And I no longer ask you "why?"... I have only to offer you shelter within The place where I keep you safe inside my heart And the smiles I launch into the Summer winds And pray that they reach you before the rains start... For beautiful friends shall no longer be hurt No rain from that cloud allowed to burn your skin And if it threatens to let loose upon you today Run to my heart where I will hold you sheltered within... © 6/11/2007, CLP (Wolfie)

Love,what A Strange And Unusual Word!
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex? Nope [02] Have you ever been given roses? yes i have actually [03] What is your all-time favourite romance movie? notebook :O kidding it would be dirty dancing [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? meh a few times i guess [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate no but i do believe there is someone out there for everybody [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? reckon i have [8] Your thoughts on online relationships? meh if it makes someone happy then so be it! [9] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? yeh i have [10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater?" yes,yes i do [11] How many kids do you want to have? 4 [12] What is your favorite color(s)? pink [13] What are your views on gay marriage? i support it fully! [14] Do you believe you truly only love once? i do [15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry

Think About This One
Think About This One!!! It is short but very interesting! A car company can move it's factories to Mexico and claim it's a free market. A toy company can out source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it's a free market. A shoe company can produce its shoes in southeast Asia and claim it's a free market. A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim it's a free market. We can buy HP Printers ma de in Mexico .. We can buy shirts made in Bangladesh . We can purchase almost anything we want from 20 different countries. BUT, heaven help the senior citizens who dare to buy their prescription drugs from a Canadian or Mexican pharmacy. That's called un-American! And you think the pharm aceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby? Think again! Forward this to every person you know over age 50. It is an interesting thought. Maybe this is an issue that should come up in the next election! Forget the 50, send it to everyon

My Masters Love
Quietly waiting my eyes downcast, calming my racing heart by force, I await you leather gloved touch, Upon my fevered quivering skin. You speak my name curtly... Obediently I crawl to your lap, placing my hands for you to bind, My will to please you carries me, Through the racing fear pleasure. You call me slave... I stand against the cold stone, My eyes in cloaked darkness, As I wait for the slicing whip, It's kiss of pain pleasure. You growl my name... My hot flesh reddened and sore, You explore my moist depths, Slamming into my waiting body, You explode in your desire. You whisper my name with love...

Wonders Never Cease.
The work place opens doors to new experiences, friendships and very often relationships. Work is going to have to be the place where I find myself having insane conversations. I am surrounded by people who I really have to question if they are thinking with a entire six pack, or if they are a few cans short. All in all, I go to work for shits and giggles, sure the money helps out some. But if I was a millionaire I would still work there, for free even hell they wouldnt have to pay me to show up. It's easier to enjoy your job if you are working with people that you get along with. Sure, its a 10 hour day.. it goes alot faster when you have people to shoot the shit with.

Guest Dj Spot
I'll be a featured Guest DJ at Club Foundation in Riverside in 2 weeks. I'll be spinning your favourite EBM, Synthpop, Wax Trax Industrial and Goth. If you local in the Inland Empire come on out and join the fun. msg me or mail me for details.

How To Deal With Stress
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. 8. See? It really does work. You're smiling already

Wanting Some Tags To Be Made
Any of my friends that make kewl tags much like the ones a friend made for me, if they would be willing to make me a few, I would greatly appreciate it. Please get in touch if you make tags n such. Thanks Kiss

Bipartisan Betrayal
With immigration, as with other issues, the most important decision is: Who is to make the decision? It should be too obvious for words that decisions about who is to come into the United States and live among Americans should be made in the United States by Americans. In reality, however, for years that decision has been made in Mexico by Mexicans and by others who chose to cross the border from Mexico into the United States with impunity, knowing that even if they were caught, they would at worst be turned back — and could try again. Many would not even have to face that. They would be released within the United States, with instructions to report back to the authorities for legal proceedings. But why should they be expected to obey that legal requirement when they did not obey the law against crossing the border in the first place? None of these facts is news. Nor is it rocket science to figure out what the consequences have been and will be. Both political parti

Grumbly
So i ate these cheese and peanut butter cracker things and now my stomach is making wierd twisty designs. I don't actually feel ill just like my stomach is doing so really complicated acrobatics for its own personal amusement. . ..Its an odd sort of sensation and one with which I am not familiar. Also on a more tragic note. . .I smoked my last cigarrette about an hour ago and I'm really starting to want one. The worst part is I have no money for another pack. . . Grrr i should really stop bumming out cigarrettes to everyone and their uncle

Ramblings
Slow but steady treading carefully upon the narrowing path Pushing forward as the thorns begin to draw blood It is a same how no one remembers what happened here The sweet smell of the black roses is intoxicating Finally through the maze of vines Gazing upon the great stones and alter Time to begin Candle set Insence set Book open Stars above From behind the alter steps a man cloaked in black His blackened wings fade between the folds He has come but for what He lights the candles and insence Cast the circle Awaken the guardians Climb forth the stairs through the gates of hell Taking back all once lost Returning to accept fate Knowing the task all too well

The Darkest Hole
Its weighing on me heavily your happiness plagues my mind the silence between us if deafening my ears simply ring my heart feels the rain it hasn't started falling is that your pain touching my soul feels like the darkest hole Tell me the truth will you make up your mind I wouldn't inquire if I didn't care wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know my heart feels the rain it hasn't started falling is that your pain touching my soul feels like the darkest hole Catch and release let me know or let me go Neither of us deserves this It can't be both ways for us my heart feels the rain it hasn't started falling is that your pain touching my soul feels like the darkest hole 6/13/07 Dedicated to *him*

A Poem For My Mommy! ( Mydaughter Wrote This For Me)
subject: A Poem for my mommy! ~My Mother~ You are my best friend. You keep me safe and in your arms. You keep things in line when things go wrong. My mom is the best to ever love. She loves every kid even if there bad, she calls them her own. Mom is the best you can ever wish for. She smiles with joy and laughter with her family an friends. Mom loves to be called "Mom" by other kids cause it makes her smile. You put her down she will show the southern side of herself. Mom you are number one in spirit and love. I love calling you my mommy when someone asks who is that beside you in a picture. You are a lover,caring,faithful,and true friend of a mother any son/daughter could ask for. My mom is the best to have and to be around. My one true best friend in the world is you. Author notes This is for me and TheDemiprists mom please tell me what you think and I hope she likes it. Just please comment this peice my mom is the best. Made by Amber Kestner

When Is The Big Day?
Well we were going to get hitched this summer, but we've decided to put it off till May 16th, 2008. Hopefully our finances will turn for the better and we will be able to keep this date! I'm looking at invitations now! We just have to make a decision!

Kiss "(you Make Me) Rock Hard"
(YOU MAKE ME) ROCK HARD Lyrics Artist(Band):Kiss Hot lover, turn up the heat I want your sugar, girl your love tastes so sweet I feel a fire burnin' under me I've got a hunger that you love's gotta feed You make me sweat, you turn me 'round You get me up, you never let me down You make me rock hard, baby all night Love's like a glove and it fits just rights You make me rock hard, so baby hold tight Come on baby, let's rock hard, baby all night I'm under a physical spell I'm a prisoner and your love is my cell Once I get started I can't stop I can't cool down 'cause this love is so hot You make me sweat, you turn me 'round You get me up, you never let me down You make me rock hard, baby all night Love's like a glove and it fits just right You make me rock hard, so baby hold tight Come on baby, let's rock hard, baby all night You make me sweat, you turn me 'round You get me up, you never let me down You make me rock hard, baby all night Love's like a

I've Got An Emergency & So I Won't Be
on line for awhile!! My Best Friend wiped out on his Harley because some idiot cut him off & didn't even stop to see if he was ok!! It was a hit & run!! I'll be on & off here for awhile, so don't think that I left ok. God Bless U All, You never know when something bad is going to happen so live each day as though it's your last. Take Care My Friends!! Be Safe & Be Well 2 U All!! Shari

For The Wine Lover. .
Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest Retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wa

Wii
My Wii works again. Thank you Ernie. I am so friggin happy. The kids were playing with it all night long and I can't believe what a good bowler Rayna is. But she is very athletic so I shouldn't be so suprised.

15 New Pics Uploaded And 2 New Vid Stashes
I upload several new pics in 3 different albums: 5 new pics in my photography album 1 new pic in my older pics album 6 new pics in my Misc album 3 new pics in my original art album Also uploaded 2 new vids to my stash

Please Repost
attention all club far member just wanna say thanks for all the welcome and fans with out your support this club would never be as it was now love ya all keep this club rocking and i will help spread the world around

Haunted
I'm haunted by you, And what could have been, Your voice surrounds me, Like velvet against my skin, My sleep so restless, but my dreams end the same, My hands reaching for you, As I call your name. I spend my days with a promise, To find someone new, Yet always giving in, Reliving a memory of you. I became lost in your laugh, Tortured by your smile, Ensnared by your voice, Reaching across the miles. What else is there for me? When I'm haunted like this? In the arms of another, Yet longing for your kiss. Bittersweet is the torture, At the sound of your voice, Forgiving you isn't an option, And it's never a choice, I'm haunted by a fantasy, That I've created in my dreams, Where I'm wrapped up in you, And my weary heart is at ease.

Tonight Battle Within
as I sit here to night the felling of being alone comes over me there’s no one to talk to they are all to busy for me broken words fill my head went and had fun instead thoughts of just giving in and breaking my promise once again crosses my mind tears fill my eyes as I think just wanting a friendly conversation like I had earlier but as the sunset so did my happiest as I lost my friends as the moon roused wondering is this first time being alone at night will continue starting the day so happy and ending it sad and alone makes me want to cry no one in reach for to late at night so I sit here to night battling myself not knowing if I will win or lose BY JNA

To My Friends!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Thank you to all my friends that wished me a Happy Birthday! You are all loved deeply! Darla

Young Firefighter
I'm thinking I posted this a few months back. . . .oops. .. A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think it could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Wylie E. Coyote
I have heard countless coyotes howling in the distance, have seen them silhouetted against a moonlit sky and seen their tracks nearby in the morning. I have never had one raid my campsite. Until this past weekend. First, the setting. Padre Island National Seashore is 60 miles of protected beach area south of Corpus Christi. This isn't the South Padre you might know about. This is mile after mile of unimproved (no buildings, no shops, no cabins or homes, no roads ...) four-wheel drive only beach. You aren't even allowed to enter unless you have four wheel drive but that alone isn't always enough. Just ask a certain couple of good 'ol boys and their women-folk about how I happened upon them and rescued them in my wittle bitty Jeep. Anyway, this beach is for hardcore anglers, surfers and people like me. It is difficult to find places like this anymore. A place where you can literally disappear. Miles and miles without another human being in sight except whomever is in your party. No ce

Cornerstone Speech
Cornerstone Speech Alexander H. Stephens March 21, 1861 Savannah, Georgia When perfect quiet is restored, I shall proceed. I cannot speak so long as there is any noise or confusion. I shall take my time—I feel quite prepared to spend the night with you if necessary. I very much regret that everyone who desires cannot hear what I have to say. Not that I have any display to make, or anything very entertaining to present, but such views as I have to give, I wish all, not only in this city, but in this State, and throughout our Confederate Republic, could hear, who have a desire to hear them. I was remarking that we are passing through one of the greatest revolutions in the annals of the world. Seven States have within the last three months thrown off an old government and formed a new. This revolution has been signally marked, up to this time, by the fact of its having been accomplished without the loss of a single drop of blood. This new constitution. or form of government,

The Price Is Right
As an individual who's inspiration is based largely on nostalgia, I would ask that everyone reflect on what Bob Barker and The Price is Right has meant to them. I got the chance to watch the show this morning, and even though it was done like most of the other shows, it was meaningful because it may have been Bob Barker's last. I remember watching The Price is Right when I was very young, and every time I'd be sick from school, it was almost ritual that I take the hour out of my day to watch it. Hopefully, Bob Barker will change his mind and come back because the show wouldn't be the same without him, and I'm positive that everyone would agree with me on that. Chances are I'll never been in the audience for an episode of The Price is Right or make my way up to Contestants Row, but hopefully one day, I'll be able to thank Bob Barker personally and tell him what The Price is Right meant to me.

Quick Cash, Potatoes To Mash
Looking for a quick cash and potatoes to mash, entered a poetry.com contest and wrote this poem in a few minutes, it's based on that scene from caddyshack, I'm sure you'll get it The willow trees staring down at me As I wave my club, about to tee The sky, brusque and harsh Delivering its sinister demeanor upon the marsh Killing my hopes of a beautiful day Encouraging me to hit the hay As I finish this last game Ending it so soon with the sky to blame Why does it always end up the same That these blithering skies boggle my mind Leaving today's aspirations behind Raining and hailing til I'm lost in a cold hell Where's the way home, there's no way to tell For these blithering skies do nothing but make me yell

I Think It Is Only Fair!!!!!!!
There are times that you will not hear of me makeing a complant. But this time I am. And I only feel that it is fair that I do this. There are people that make request to have other people sign there guestbooks. Well I have been doing so .So now all that I am asking is if thay can be as kind to do the same for me??? Why do I have to beg???? I should not have to.But I am so get over it. I am not usually a person who makes a real big stink. But now I have to start to stand up for how I feel and can't let people walk on me like I an dirt.So pelase if you have the time to come into my profile than at least take the time to sign my profile. Please and thank you.

Love
All my love for you is strong Our Relationship is like a Dream come true how could we go on without eachother my life has never been so colorful As we hold on, what could ever go wrong? my life is like a never ending love song! We have a short period of time before we hear those wedding bells. the day we say our marrige vows then we will begin our life together our marrige will last forever We will have ups and downs but memories will be the best of all We shall live away from town in a spot we will love forever Our Childrem will grow up and move away We will always say how great it is, and here we will stay...

Tourist
Two businessmen are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store .. as yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, ole Boudreaux walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Cajun drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here." Without skipping a beat, Boudreaux says, "Y'all must be doin really good. You only got two left!"

Guy Rules!!
The Guys' Rules.. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Com

Determind
You're determined to get the answers you need right now. Hey, slow down there! The other parties involved may need more time to come to a conclusion. Tread lightly (at least for now) and give them some space. does not always pay to back off for i'm getting what i been wanting

A Poem
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone m

The Couching Tiger
Cosmo's Most Creative Sex Positions Ever The Couching Tiger Sit on your guy's lap while he's on the couch, and tuck your feet into the crease where the back and seat connect. When he's inside you, hold on to each other's forearms for support, and slowly lean back until you're lying on his thighs. Straighten your legs slightly and push back your hips to ride your guy; he can use your arms to help propel you back and forth. "This position is visually hot," says Bakos. "He can look at you spread out before him, and you get to see the action as well." It also angles your clitoris for direct contact and makes it easy for him to give you manual stimulation. Erotic extra: Place a pillow underneath his thighs (up by his knees) to allow for even deeper entry

Crosby Has Hart And More...
Pittsburgh's Sidney Crosby is all smiles as he stands amongst the three prestigious awards he'll be taking home, thanks to a splendid sophomore season. TORONTO -- One year after walking away from the NHL Awards Show gutted, Pittsburgh’s Sidney Crosby couldn’t stop smiling at this year’s end-of-season showcase. Last year, Washington’s Alexander Ovechkin was the overwhelming choice as the winner of the Calder Trophy, awarded to the League’s best rookie. Ovechkin beat Crosby by 444 points, including 124 first-place votes for Ovechkin to just four for Crosby. But, it was a far different story this Thursday night at the Elgin Theater, the site of the 2007 NHL Award Show. Here, Crosby was the unquestioned star of the night, claiming both MVP trophies on offer -- the Hart and Pearson trophies -- as well as the Art Ross Trophy as the League’s leading scorer and a place on the NHL’s 2006-07 NHL First All-Star Team. Crosby said his 2006-07 performance was not about atonement for los

Bubbly Back Float
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Recline in a hot tub with your arms stretched out to your sides, holding on to the edge of the tub for support if you need to. Your partner kneels between your legs, facing you, and lifts you by the backs of your thighs so you're floating off the seat and he can enter you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: Floating weightlessly gives you pelvic flexibility. You can experiment with aqua acrobatics that you couldn't manage on solid ground. COSMO HINTSituate yourself in front of a jet so the bubbles circulate below you, creating a tickly carnal current that will amp up the pleasure.

April Wine "tonight Is A Wonderful Time To Fall In Love" Lyrics
APRIL WINE "Tonight is a wonderful time to fall in love" (Myles Goodwyn) Published by Slalom Publishing Co. - BMI Red and yellow, seasons changin' gear, oh yeah Giving her all I am, and reaching out for lovin' care And you know she can feel it, oh yeah, you know she doesn't have to try Goin' on forever, oh yeah, knowing that's the reason why, she said Tonite is a wonderful time to fall in love, oh yeah Tonite is a wonderful time to fall in love, Let's fall in love, let's fall in love The two of us together, oh yeah, doin' things the way we do And nothin' seems to matter, oh no, as long as I can be with you And you know she can feel it, cause that's the way she likes to fly Goin' on forever, oh yeah, and knowing that's the reason why, she said Tonite is a wonderful time to fall in love, oh yeah Tonite is a wonderful time to fall in love Tonite is a wonderful time, let's fall in love, oh yeah Tonite is a wonderful time to fall in love Let's fall in love, le

The Racy Recline
The Racy Recline # Erotic instructions: Your guy should be sitting up, with his weight on his palms and his legs stretched out and slightly spread. Facing him, sit between his legs and place his penis inside you. Lean back on your hands for balance, then lift your legs and rest your ankles on his shoulders. Putting a small pillow under your hips will help position you at just the right angle. # Pleasure payoff for you: Unlike most female superior poses, you won't be taking him for a ride: Your guy will do most of the thrusting. Meanwhile, you can concentrate on how amazing his penis feels stroking your G-spot. # Pleasure payoff for him: As he pumps and enjoys the action shot, he'll be able to see your face and take in all the bliss he's bringing you. And with your legs straddling his upper bod, he'll be completely surrounded by you...and love every minute of it.

Try A Top-notch Toy
Hot Sex Trends Worth Trying Try a Top-Notch Toy In recent years, sex-toy sites have seen a rapid increase in sales, with chicks being the majority of their clientele. So is it any wonder that adult toys have gone designer? "Style-savvy women weren't satisfied with the cheap, tastelessly packaged vibrators on the market," says Dana B. Myers, the 29-year-old cofounder of bootyparlor.com, a Website that sells posh playthings like the Swarovski crystal–encrusted (they're on the handle) Minx vibrator. "As a result, vibrators have undergone an extreme makeover. There has been a growing trend of 'sexual couture' -- fashionable products meant to be played with and admired." Once you've scored a top-of-the-line titillator, you won't want to keep it to yourself. So introduce your man to your battery-operated friend. "An electronic toy produces sensations that you or your partner can't, which adds a new dimension of pleasure," says Carol Queen, Ph.D., staff sexologist at Good Vibrations.

Work The New Lube Job
Hot Sex Trends Worth Trying Work the New Lube Job Once you've greased your guy up and kneaded him into a frenzy, progressing from caressing to kicking it has always been a no-no. "Traditional massage products contain chemicals that could damage a condom and promote infection," explains Lana Holstein, M.D., coauthor of Your Long Erotic Weekend. Now, companies are rolling out products that double as massage oils and sexual lubricants. "The formulas are odorless, not sticky and condom compatible, allowing couples to experience fully the pleasures of touch," says Dr. Holstein. Try K-Y Touch Massage 2-in-1 Warming (ky.com), ID Velvet Lubricating Liquid (idlube.com) and Kama Sutra Love Liquid (kamasutra.com). Since you're up to speed on the must-have love lotions, learn these touch techniques. Undress your dude and have him lie facedown. Straddle his back facing his feet so you can focus all of your energy on his butt and thighs. "These muscles are among the largest in the body, y

Guys
Guys are so fucking fake it pisses me off. They pretend to be king shit! Pretend they like a girl and then what? Fucks the hell up! I hate lines such as "Oh I am so glad youre not like the others." BULL FUCKING SHIT. youre only glad if you want in our pants. And get pissed if you cant so you go for what you call a "whore". I also hate when they pretend to be mister nice guys, you know the ones that spend all their time with you. Or the ones that give this "I love you" bullshit. FUCK MAN! Im allergic to bullshit. might as well not say it if it isnt true. Fucking A! I hate the guys who "act" like mister nice guy when they really arent. be your fucking self! fuck grow some damn balls. Atleast I admit I dye my hair to feel better about myself shit! Own up to shit damn!

Thank You Kerry
this guy almost made me pee my pants this morning...thanks for doing this for me, you made my day... http://vid197.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid197.photobucket.com/albums/aa164/law_rdr/PICT0003.flv"

The Two Smallest Things Are The Cutest.
Im havin a blast today in my presence i have a small chiwauah ( not sure on spelling)shes adorable about 3 lbs a miniture named tinkerbell. And the newest edition to my family my neice Jayden...shes 9lbs 4 ounces....talk about a healthy baby. It just goes to show ya the older ya get the more things get better with time.

Help I Am In This Blast Contest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey i am in a blast contest he said there is no time limit but i need 50,000 comments to get it and i was not told if its the first one to get there or the top two or what so i am shooting for the 1st one to hit 50,000 i help and you help that is what friends and family is for . thanks all click the pic below here is the link to my profile too if you want it lol mysticdreams~Owner mysticdreams~ place~Proud member of the confederate bombers family of CT~@ CherryTAP

One Beautiful Mistake...
I look into those deep blue eyes and wonder how many of the lies he told we actually believed I couldn't believe how much I'd been deceived By outer beauty, lust, and tears He really is more dangerous than my fears He broke my heart once, he'll do it again I think I'll love him to the end I can't believe I fell for him If every single heart he breaks If every girl loves him as much as he fakes A lot of hearts will CERTAINLY break Oh, he is a beautiful mistake

Korn-word Up
Yo pretty ladies around the world Got a weird thing to show yourself So tell all the boys and girls Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too We're about to go down And you know just what to do Wave your hands in the air like you don't care Glide by the people as they start to look and stare Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mom Come on baby tell me what's the word Word up (up up) everybody say When you hear the call you've got to get it under way Word up (up up) it's the code word No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard Now all you sucker DJ's who think you're fly There's got to be a reason and we know the reason why You try to put on those airs and act real cool But you got to realize that you're acting like fools If there's music we can use it Be free to dance We don't have the time for psychological romance No romance, no romance, no romance for me mom Come on baby tell me what's the word Word up (up up) everybod

Sunday Morning
I look deep. Black eternity stares back Smooth smokes bellows from holes in our silence. I dream in heist. I see riches flowing from my mind. Full technocolored visions shown to the wronged ones. The push and pull of the little red lies. The black market of information, running all around me. Intelligence seemingly making decision off screen, And i know not what happens to the feel good drag. I sing in crumbled paper hymns. I worship dead places. Places lost to the singular though of human existence. You touch me, bitter oblivion. You taste me, dismantle. Calling Sunday morning, But Sunday morning never answers. Our sleepless night is over and over, The complaints flood our eyes. Blindness, stinking pretentious bastards Pulling triggers and marking the black pool. You feel me. I feel dead.

Eroticism
His hands run through her hair. Waves of dark amber flow between his fingers. Legs kick off his pants. Anticipation rising to levels never seen before. He hold her face in his hands. Kiss black red lips gently. Tongue travels down, further then before. Tastes of musk and sea water fill his mouth. She guides his head, his mouth, his hands, his heart. He is under her control, her spell. He moves up, fumbling towards ecstasy. Fingers grind at flesh, fingers trip towards eternity. Manhood in check, pushes forward. Throbbing towards the dark opening of excess. Motion controlled by separate worlds. Sighing, crying, dying, feeling. She stares at him lovingly. He stares at her with eyes wide with fear. She closes on him. She tightens the grip. He falls back into his mind, wondering if it will be like this always. Heat rises towards heaven. Fear banished to hell. The writhing bodies climb to places never seen or felt. He looks down. Sees the sliding,g

I Cant Sleep.....
ive been up for hours now still cant sleep im wondering wanting to know things i want answers a simple request an ear to listen whats going on exactly my intuition tells me GO KEEP DIGGING KEEP SEARCHING LOOK FOR MORE and when i do..... why is it that i cannot be normal why must my these feelings attach themselves to me why cant i live in ignorant bliss? blind the the many truths in life the things that make us all sad and depressed inside....why is it that i cant be like everyone else and simply do as they're told?.....why is it that i cant be normal..... DAMN THIS FUCKEN CURSE OF MINE!!!!!!!!!! AND THIS WRETCHED ARM DESTRUCTIONS RIGHT ARM YOU SAY YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY TATTOO MEANS IT MEANS KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DESTRUTION KNOWLEDGE THROUGH LIFE TO ABSORB WHAT IS NEGATIVE AN MAKE IT MY OWN I LIVE TO TAKE IN INFORMATIONS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF USING IT TOWARDS MY LIFE..... NOW TELL ME WHY CANT I BE NORMAL MUST I REMOVE THIS CURSED RIGHT ARM?????!!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

As Always
Like always im the fool my heart hanging on bits of string maybe nothings wrong maybe its all in my head whats going on? with me with the world have i done something wrong am i being punished? i dont even need to know the answer to that i know i am but why i cant love? i cant have feelings for another? my insomnia reaches new heights will i sleep now? or later? i feel nothing my heart barely beating i feel numb inside please tell me its not true i wanna know i deserve to know, the best i ever am isnt nearly as good enough what am i to do? god please help anyone these tears running down the sides of my cheeks i wanna do whatever possible just to be the best example of man everything i could be, When i was younger i was wild brave an never asked anyone for help so anyone everyone please lend me your hearts your ears an sometime i can see it laughing at me that ive found something wrong but why has it done so to me...is it that that i am wrong my intuition has never been wrong though

Do You Agree?
I just got this from a friend in another site .He got this from his son . Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing he r countryme

To Whom My Concern
well, i had surgery yesterday.i had a cyst on my tailbone.have to go back tothe doc monday to do a follow up.hopefully i will be able to work who knows. wish me well :) ps my meds are kickin in so i be going to bed soon have me on hydrocodone and clefurumine(sp)

Confession
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † I cant handle this enymore!I speak of you to everyone,who talk whit me. I see you in everyones eyes,hear your voice in every song. I remember those sound,s of your gitar."I REMEMBER" You play your gitar and forget anything else.you smile to me..."hey,made the words of this song and sing it!"..you say. I look you and laugh,you stil smile... And i go away. In another room i hear you still palying,i feel that,everywhere,in my heart,soul,and i think: "if i`m in love?" When we meet again you smile again,and i wonder what thats mean? But i smile back to you. In evening we sit in same table,you play your gitar. We look others,i turn my head away so guickly that you cant see my feelings for you. In the end i make confession.Confessing my love to you. You say you feel same... "let do that slo,go day at time,i dont want to hurt you"...you say. But you know what? ...You do that anyway.You took your feelings back.Say y

Hey Yawl
hey yawl, so this is my second blog. Thanks to DJ Bio for getting me into CT. So its been like 2 weeks and i am really getting into the hang of things. Hubby is in Iraq so i have a whole lot of time on my hands. Happy Fathers Day to all the dads or single moms being dad too. Now I just should have called my own dad. Oops. Well laters...

Garbage-push It
I was angry when I met you I think I'm angry still We can try to talk it over If you say you'll help me out Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) No need to fight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll be alright [Chorus:] This is the noise that keeps me awake My head explodes and my body aches Push it, make the beats go harder Push it, make the beats go harder I'm sorry that I hurt you Please don't ask me why I want to see you happy I want to see you shine Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night [Chorus:] C'mon push it, you can do it C'mon prove it, nothing to it C'mon use it, let's get through it C'mon push it, you can do it Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) Don't be uptight Don't worry baby (don't worry baby) We'll stay up all night [Chorus (3x):] Don't worry baby We'll be alright Don't worry baby We'll be alright Push it Push it Push it Push it Push it.

Garbage-vow
I can't use what I can't abuse And I can't stop when it comes to you You burned me out but I'm back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died I nearly died I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart You burn and burn to get under my skin You've gone too far, now I won't give in You crucified me but I'm back in your bed Like Jesus Christ coming back from the dead I nearly died I nearly died I nearly died I came to knock you up I came to cut you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to rip you up I came to shut you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart I nearly died I nearly died I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apa

An Empty House
An Empty House I OPEN THE DOOR TO AN EMPTY HOUSE FULL OF ALL THE THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID, ALL THE THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE, AND FULL OF A LONLINESS THAT HOLDS ME WITHIN THE WALLS. I HAVE ADDED THINGS HERE AND THERE TO MAKE IT FEEL MORE OF HOME AND YET THE EMPTINESS OF WHAT IS NOT FILLS IT TO THE CEILING. WHILE I LIE AWAKE IN A BED FULL OF SHEETS AND PILLOWS STAINED WITH TEARS I STARE AT THE CEILING AND REMEMBER THE DAY THAT THIS HOME BECAME NOTHING MORE THAN A SHELL OF WOOD, BRICK, AND NAILS. WHAT AM I DOING? WHY DO I FEEL STUCK HERE? THERE IS NOTHING MORE LEFT TO SALVAGE BETWEEN THESE WALLS AND YET I FEEL COMPELLED TO STAY COMPELLED TO NOT WALK AWAY. EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL TIES TO NOTHING ANYMORE; WITHIN THE WALLS THERE IS ANGER, HATRED, AND A SCREAMING VOICE. I HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS BEHIND ME AND I KEEP SCREAMING FOR THE WALLS TO TAKE ME AWAY; TAKE THE PAIN, ANGER, AND HATRED FROM ME SO THAT MAYBE I CAN LIVE AGAIN. I HEAR THE VOICES ON THE O

Another Word For Love
Another Word For Love by Steve Goodier I knew a woman who always found an excuse to love. I met her working at the most difficult job of my life - as a helper in an after-school daycare center. I was completely unprepared for the work; I had no training and my temperament seemed to be particularly unsuited to the position. I reminded myself that I was hired to watch the children, play with them and lead arts and crafts - not fix all of their problems, of which there were many. And my only help was Mrs. Tucker, a 73-year-old retired social worker who worked with me. All that stood between the kids and disaster was me and a 73- year-old woman. And I wasn't that sturdy a defense! But I soon learned that Mrs. Tucker was a master with these children. "Some children just need more love," she always said. A case in point was Timmy. Timmy received special help at school because of his emotional problems. He was developmentally delayed. He ofte

Angel
An unhappy child Needing love and attention Saddened by neglect A father reaches out Wanting to make things right To ease the pain And to lighten the heart She pulls away Keeps it all inside But buries herself In loving arms The angel’s sorrow Tears him apart A sickness wells up Breaking him down

Hard Limit (bdsm)
Although limits are generally respected in a scene in BDSM, play is often used as a way to expand on such limits. A hard limit, on the other hand, is a pre-agreed line never to be crossed, as it would be a breach of trust. Examples might be a person who has a medical condition or phobia, or would feel unable to handle some matters (since to the majority of practitioners, BDSM is based on mutual respect and exploration, underpinning the roles). Practitioners often make a light-hearted distinction between "good pain" (that which is erotic, beneficial, or valued to explore, such as being whipped) and "bad pain" (involuntary, non-stimulating pain, such as walking into a lamp-post or suffering a fever). A minority view is that some people see all BDSM experience in the hands of a competent dominant as teaching limits and self-discipline, and therefore argue that this is a false distinction. Such people often do not believe in hard limits, arguing there should be total trust and no pre

Next Week,what A Week
So next week my sister and mum will be leaving for the whole week ill be here running the show lol fun?yes i like it headache? of course! but i enjoy my cleaning and taking care of others plus mum promised me a captain spaulding doll if i do this muahahaha love it love you wut can i say im fulll of love today =D

Its About Time
its about time he hit rock bottom. its about time he knows what he put me through. but now its time for me to send it all back to him. i feel that if i let him back into her life that he will do more harm then good. ive always trusted my feelings and they never have been wrong. i have some unanswered guestions for him but am not sure i want the answers. he lost his family, his lil girl, me , his car, he lost everything that he owned. and that makes me somewhat happy. cause he took everything away from me. now he knows how i feel. will not let him do that to my lil girl. NEVER

Drink
Drink My blood is breathing, Its free flowing. Its the water that keeps me going. Pour it into the cup and give it to your lover. Let her drink from the cup and fuck her. Then suck it up and drink from the cup. Red on white, we fall from the night. Take a breath and we're out of sight. So take a bite as deep as you might, gash your teeth and everything will be alright. be alive and receive the night. So suck it up and drink from the cup. Blood on water, you've got demons like your father who beat you like a lamb to the slaughter. You lick the blood from your lips, wishing they were sucking your girlfriends tits. Gash your teeth and everything fits. So suck it up, suck it up, and drink from the cup.

Pc Problem
im having a major pc problem right now so if anyone wants to have an in depth convo please email me their number because i cant stay on long periods of time, my pc keeps rebooting over and over and i have to unplug it for a while just to get a little time on here virus scans dont work or anything like that oh and i found my glasses finally lol

The Tale Of A Werewolf
Light turns to shadows As day turns to night My presence is unknown I must stay out of sight I grow steadily weary The time is drawing near Slowly I am filled with dread I start to shake with fear I stumble to a room Lock myself in tight There's no way I can escape There'll be no killings tonight Suddenly the changes start In agony I scream This is way too much to bear I wish this were a dream The pain finally stops I slowly rise to my feet Power surges through my body I'm a beast that knows no defeat I race around the room Frantically searching for a way out Frustration grows inside me Until I want to shout A howl comes from my throat I hurl myself at the door I will not be trapped I never have been before The door splinters on impact Joyously I howl I jump through an open window To begin my midnight prowl I race through the woods The full moon leading the way The thirst for blood surges I must find my prey A smell drifts through

Alone Again
alone again Current mood: crushed yes i am alone again . alone upset and crying . and why do i feel this way . cause no one and i do mean no one really wants to be with me . idk what is wrong with me . if any of you know please tell me . i mean i dont think it is to much to ask to have someone keep there word and to love you the same way you love them . to have someone that wants to see you . not just in the begining . when someone says that they want you and are so alone when they lose you . and you talk with them and think everything is figured out . yall have a plan . plans to work through things and change the things that werent working . to say that yall are wanting the same things and then they take it all away . why ? why do that . why tell someone everything they want to hear when you dont mean it . cause of course it is going to come out in the end that it was all lies . that you didnt mean any of it . i mean you know what you want and you know what you are willing to d

Moores
Out At Moore’s It wasn’t so much a house as a shack. Ramshackle and falling apart. Tin hanging asunder from the roof. Gutters were still up though, and the rain barrels were still there too. Small porch and the remains of what had surely been a swing. We dared not go inside for fear of falling thru the floor. My Paw was grinning and walkin fast as we approached. “This is it”, he said. “The Old Moore place”. “We fed the chickens thru the floor boards when we lived here”. “So cold in the winter that you couldn’t turn over for the pile of blankets on top of you”. We walked around the old place as best we could. It was pretty overgrown. I asked where the old path led out back. To the stream was the reply. Had to haul water. Off we went. Wasn’t too far. Just long enough to be annoying. Sure enough there was a spring with an old pipe affixed so you could direct the flow into a bucket. Back to the old place we walked. Paw remembering the whole time. We walked around the old pla

Living Life
Living life in doubt is hard. Feeling like you are being pushed away is even harder. I know what I want so lets get that out of the way. I want the perfect life surrounded by all the people that love me. I want a relationship that works. I want honesty,trust,companionship,the whole package. Just to make a life without doubt would be great! Believing in things because it makes you feel good is great. But believing in things that you are unsure of isn't. Somethings are just to much to handle. The feeling of losing everything is too much in itself. I don't want to lose what I have. I just couldn't bear it. I am trying to hold on with everything that is left in me. I am thinking about the future and crying. So afraid that everything I have done and worked so hard for has been for nothing!! I want to share my life with him more than anything in the world. I want to give all of myself to him. But will he let me? People are always telling me that I am such a great person. If that is the

Please Pray For Them
PLEASE ALL TAKE A FEW MINUTES TODAY AND PRAY FOR THE FIREFIGHTERS WHO LOST THERE LIVES IN CHARLESTON, SC AND THERE FAMILIES THAT LOST THEM.... IN ALL THERE WERE 9 FIREFIGHTERS LOST MAY GOD BLESS THEM OUR HEROS AND THERE FAMILIES!!!!

How Many Stars?
there are days when i get talking to a few of my friends here on ct. i have always been a student of life. and one thing about life i have always found amazing is the ability to find light in dark places. there seems to be in us all a light and dark side. ct shows the dark in us sometimes. at first glance ct apeers to be of darker nature by showing the taboo part of us as humans. but during my time here i have found that with is everyone there are always the basic needs of life. to be loved,and to love. many have found them selves here out of the lack of love maybe. we all bring to this table human needs we cannot escape from. and we all meet in this field. even the darkest of dark people here on ct can be found to be nothing more than a man or woman who is searching for (i believe) for some sort of thing that can be tied to love,..attention,friendship,sex,communication. and we all have different levels of this in witch we search. after talking with my ct friends i find not the da

Bread Pudding
BREAD PUDDING 7 slices of bread (broken in small pieces 1 stick melted butter 8 eggs 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 can evaporated milk 1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla Mix all ingredients together in large bowl. Pour in glass pan and place pan in water in oven. Cook at 350 degrees for about 1 hour. SAUCE FOR BREAD PUDDING 1 box powdered sugar 1/2 teasoon vanilla 1 teaspoon rum flavoring 1 1/2 stick melted butter Milk (added to make sauce thin) Mix sugar, vanilla, rum and melted butter well. Add milk as needed serve over hot bread pudding.

Freedom
Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, “freedom,” the very word speaks “American,” or it used to, today in America our freedoms and our values are being challenged, not by a foreign government, but by our own. This country was founded on the basis of “We the People,” By “God fearing” Military Men, men who served this country and fought for our freedoms. It is the soldier that makes this country “free” not the elected officials and it will continue to be the soldier fighting for it and giving up their lives so that Americans can stay free. It is the elected officials that are trying to tell americans what they can say and how to say it, what they can believe and how to worship it and where to live and the conditions upon which to live. No where in the constitution does it say anything about americans having to give up their rights and freedoms for the sake of any elected government. We, as americans, have a tendency to take for granted our freedoms, especially by those who h

What The Hell?
So check this shit.. this dan chick got me fired! She told my job that since i was in the hospital i wasnt coming back so they fired me. then this same person was supposed to come over today adn sign a contract and get the rest of their things... never even called me to say she wasnt coming. CAN WE say RUDE! AND THEN this same person i find out while im in the hospital shes out partying it up. Some friend... well i guess im not to shocked she only thinks of herself and dosnt care what her actions are or what effect they have on the other people around her. I just want her things out of my house and get the money she owes me. I will take her to court for it. anyways enough of that drama. I found a better job anyways.. on the bright side. Me and my chick who has been a very loyal friend should be starting at our new job soon. It pays 15.25 an hour... and no im not kidding. it is sales for rich people basicaly. but its better then 9 an hour and i dont have to deal with childish behavi

Rain
It's raining again. I love it when it rains. Torrential downpour to match my torrential passion, the fervor, the fever that keeps me pulsing and pacing and racing to touch you. Imagining your skin beaded up and tense with longing, covered in sliding drops of wet, sliding the way my tongue does over your supple muscles and pert nipples. Sliding the way I do back into love with you whenever I catch that smile in your eyes, that evil grin, that subtle smirk.

Advice To Either Live By, Or Else Just Go Learn The Hard Way,lol
ok,some of my friends have asked that i post this it's advice that myself and 3 other females and 2 males sat down and came up with to help out 2 other friends LOLOLOL this is a list that will save ur relationships and just might save ur life, so guys pay attention...........this is what u do when u pis her off or hurt her feelings or by god if u cross the line and do both with one stupid act........remember tho this can also work in almost every area of life and all relationships, work, friends, family, etc..... 1. Let her VENT........ 2. Agree with her 3. Do the opposite of what she tells u to do at that point, if she says no i dont want to talk to u or see u, that truly means u better get over here now and start "fixin" whatever it was u did, but if she tells u to do that then it means not a damn thing when u do it cuz she "had" to tell u too,so u get no points for doin it if she has to tell u to, got it? be aware of this..... 4. Don't ask her what to do to fix it, u sh

Extra Special Limited Edition New Orleans Food Quotes
New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin. -- Mark Twain (1884) A good cup of Creole Coffee! Is there anything in the whole range of food substances to be compared with it? And is there any city in the world where coffee is so delightfully concocted as in New Orleans? -- The Picayune’s Creole Cook Book (1901) Gumbo, of all other products of the New Orleans cuisine, represents a most distinctive type of the evolution of good cookery under the hands of the famous Creole Cuisinieres of old New Orleans. -- The Picayune’s Creole Cook Book (1901) The great dish of New Orleans, and which it claims having the honor of invented, is the GUMBO. There is no dish which at the same time so tickles the palate, satisfies the appetite, furnished the body with nutriment sufficient to carry on the physical requirements, and costs so little as a Creole Gumbo. It is a dinner in itself, being soup, piece de résistance, entremet and vegetable in one. Healthy, and

Bad Bee
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!". The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit". The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the docto

New Yob!
Yes people, I have been in STL for a whopping 9 days and received a job offer today and took it. I start tomorrow and looking forward to it. Back to a desk job and actually looking forward to punching a clock. If you really knew me you would know why that sounds good to me. I am sure everyone else is saying why is that a big thing, well trust me it really is.

Lost Lyrics
I write because I love to write, I dont expect to be paid for the shit I write, there is several under ground bands on myspace that uses my lyrics that I have written in the past. I am suffering from writters block. For several months now, its kinda annoying me. I have yet written anything I would like to sing myself. create my own music, play it on a guiter and sing it myself. one day though. I plan on making one for my girls. only they would know. thats more important then anything else in this world. untill then, I will just keep writing.

Crosses Of Confusion
Crosses of confusion Mazes of worry Sights of what do are gone Everything’s so blurry Eyes hurt from all stress Head hearts from all the mess Heart hurts from all the pain Arms hurt from all the strain Holding me back keeping it in Makes my arms feel weak Words dash thro my head And none of them I speak A lock on my heart unbroken No one can find the key No one is able to see All the words I have unspoken Chambers of trust and lies Chambers of tears and good-byes Chambers of smiles and happiness Chambers of times that are gone Halls of loneliness haunt my dreams Spinning of words ciaos it all seems A marry-go round with my soul in the middle Playing my heart as if it’s a fiddle

Impossible To Please (roflmao This One Is Funny!)
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect:

The Perfect Dream
Kissing me and loving me, thats what I want. Holding me and just being with me everyday, is that so hard. Do you think you can and do you think you will is all I have to say, just let me know if you ever will one day... I was trapped for so very long in a very hard place. The yelling and screaming that would never go away. I never knew if I would come home to a house full of hate then one day it happened, my one and only fate. I seen you in front of me and wanted to fall to my knees. I thank god everyday that he showed you to me. All I ask is please dont say you hate me or want me to leave. Done tell me im ugly or you cant stand the sight of me. Ill give you all of my love if you can do the same, thinking of you and loving you should never be a game. Just remember one thing, I do have a heart, it belongs to you if you can play this simple part.

800 Milies Away
ok next friday friday the 29th i am leaving oregon i have nothin left 4 me here no real reason to stay i have $50 so i can get 8000 miles away I WILL BE BUYING A ONE WAY TICKIT THIS FRIDAY 4 NEXT FRIDAY if u want me to come see you let me know i will start where ever i can get to 4 50 if u would like to give me more 4 a better start email me btw i am taken the bus here is the price thingy http://www.greyhound.com/en/deals/go_anywhere_fares.asp

.....the Way We Were....
GRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, and 60's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a ute on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft dri

Till The End Of Time
Till The End Of Time Put your sweet lips just a little closer to mine Now that we are together sipping wine Tell me dear just one more time That your truly mine We were made to be together All the time That rugged mountain together We did climb Just touching and clinging together On a clinging vine Put your sweet lips just a little closer to mine We will love together you and i Together for the rest of time We will age together just like a wine Holding each other till the end of time

Osso Bucco
1/3 c. all-purpose flour 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper 4-6 veal shanks (2 inches thick) 5 tbsp. olive oil 1 tsp. Italian seasoning 1/2 tsp. sage 1 med. onion, chopped 1 garlic clove, minced 2 carrots, sliced 1 celery stalk, cut in 1/2 inch slices 1 1/2 c. dry white wine 1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed chicken broth 2 tbsp. tomato paste Combine flour, salt and pepper, dredge meat. In a large skillet, heat the oil, brown meat on all sides. Lay the shanks flat into Dutch oven or oblong baking dish and sprinkle with Italian seasoning and sage. Combine onion, garlic, carrots, and celery. Sprinkle over meat. In a small bowl, whisk together wine, broth and tomato paste. Pour over vegetables. Cover and bake at 325 degrees for 2 hours or until fork tender. Serve immediately. This dish can be assembled several hours ahead. Plan to serve 2 shanks per person. Have shanks of similar size, so they will cook evenly.

Darkness
In Loving Memory of Momma In the night it's like your there By my side I feel you there Dreaming of times from the past and times to come My eyes come open and I'm alone No one here just me at home My arm reaches over just to see Your not there it's only me I close my eyes and begin to dream Darkness is a deceiving thing Dreaming together, Darkness makes it seem

Imagine John Lennon Great Song
» John Lennon Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one would you please leave a comment and tell me what this song means to you when i hear this song i think about what if what if there was NO peace, love war and so on thank you for stopping bye to read my blog

Golf Tonight
Grrrr I wrote a nice long story and forgot to give it a title, and so it vanished! darn darn darn. I will write it again later. I don't much feel like doing anything right now. Went golfing today and had fun. Only 3 of us went, the regular game is Tuesday but we were rained out. The other 2 ladies are not good golfers so it made for a long game. I did okay, I shot 104 and that is good for me for so early in the season. There were a lot of rude golfers on the course today ... shooting on our fairway, skipping holes, shooting into us, walking across the fairway while we were playing, shooting off of the green where errant shots landed. It was really bad golf all around us! Oh well, I had fun!

Is This Fair?
Im an independent software tester & designer and ive come across a very interesting discovery. Obviously if your reading this you use a PC. And in that case you probably have some form of Anti-Virus & Firewall Program. My Company Hi-Tek Computer Systems & our Software Design Firm Tek-Net LLC. ahve done some tests & determined that Despite the denial of claims from thes emajor companies that Commercial Personal Firewall & Anti-Virus Software (Norton, McAffee,ZoneAlarm, Kaspersky etc.) are complete ripoffs Norton who has not updated ther actual scanning engine in 5 years except for a new look is not very effective tho they claim to be the best. ive tested over 200 programs & have found that Corporate Level Anti-Virus Programs are 593.29% More Likely to find a virus than the commercial personal versions. I infected a pc with over 32 virus's Symantec Corporate Anti-Virus Detected All of them while the Norton Anti-Virus 2007 only found 4 now is this fair to the consumer? No? State Your Opin

Unk- Walk It Out
Ayyyyyyy Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out Now Walk It Out [Chorus:] West Side Walk It Out South Side Walk It Out East Side Walk It Out North Side Walk It Out [Repeat] [Verse 1:] Now Hit The Dance Floor Now Bend Your Back Low She Do It Wit No Hands Now Stop Pop And Roll I'm Smoking Bubba Hoe Now they in trouble hoe I Like The Way She Move An Undercover Hoe Now Everybody Leaning I Make The Crowd Rock Now Gone And Walk It Out I see they on my jock She Like That Bubble Gum Is They The Double Meant Twins 2 Hoes Choosing Me So I Know That Imma Win It's On Once Again Patron One Again I Threw My Head Back Then I Froze Like The Wind West Side Walk It Out South Side Walk It Out East Side Walk It Out North Side Walk It Out [Chorus] [Verse 2:] They Walk It On The East They Walk It On The West South Side Just Got It And North Side Snap Your Necks In The Club On The

Funny Shit
Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man... That's it? Wow - look at all the hair on your back! Maybe you should start going to the gym more. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? Wake me when it's over, ok? I think the condom's too big. Zzzzzz.... You want me to what?!? Well, that explains the padded pants. Did you take out the garbage yet? My husband's in the Marines. He's due home any day now. Is that a toupee? So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! No. Surgery might be able to help. Not until you've showered. That must be my mother on the phone. Your brother's bigger. Your best friend's better. Are you done yet? Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. You might want to see a doctor about that. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Things NOT to say to a naked woman... Cool, I've never been t

My Mind
as i walk threw the streets of what i call hell my mind so clouded with thought that you call what was that made you wanna leave,.what was that i had to mess things up it seems,for when i fall what will ever become of me,will i see my true destiny for what use to be is no longer there please forgive me if it seems so rare, my mind so numb and my body so weak you see in my eyes what i must seek.for the pain i see in your eyes is something that i caused you to find.your words so harsh. yet so clear, and unmistaken,as i lay here in my own mind,the pain rushes threw my head like a thick growing vine, i walk away and see you in my eyes.for what i thought was there is so far away.please tell me im dreaming and this is not a lie,please tell me to stay or say something or try.as you walk away i hear your crys.,someone please save me from this hell , i try to make out what is is that you see.something so mistaken can it be copyrighted by catherine levasseur june 22nd 20

16 Things To Do In Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudl

Marince Shows Up Army Dude Who Killed The Bobcat
Ex-Marine kills marauding black bear with single blow Associated Press June 22 2007, 10:08 AM EDT HELEN, Ga. -- A 300-pound black bear raided a family's campsite, and the father saved his sons from harm by throwing a log at the beast, killing it with a single blow. Chris Everhart and his three sons were camping in the Chattahoochee National Forest in northern Georgia when the encounter happened Saturday. The bear took the family's cooler and was heading back to the woods when the youngest son, 6-year-old Logan, hurled a shovel at it. The bear then dropped the cooler and started coming at the boy, said his father. Fearing what might happen next, Everhart, an ex-Marine, grabbed the closest thing he could find _ a log from their stash of firewood. ``(I) threw it at it and it happened to hit the bear in the head,'' Everhart said. ``I thought it just knocked it out but it actually ended up killing the bear.'' Everhart was given a ticket for failing to secure his camp si

Kaleb's Story
http://www.myspace.com/kristyreynolds As told to me by Kristy. Forgive me if any details are incorrect. Like any responsible parents, Kristy and Josh Schwade wanted what was best for their only child, Kaleb. They did a background check on their day care worker, and even interviewed her in her home for two hours. Kristy was even willing to drive 20 miles out of her way to provide, what they thought to have been, "optimum" care in a good neighborhood. On May 9th, 2007 their worst nighmare was brought to fruition. After being in the care of this home day care worker only five times, Kaleb was picked up by his Grandmother and Aunt. They noticed that he was lethargic and experiencing obvious breathing abnormalities. The caregiver told them he was ill, but Kaleb had just visited the doctors the day before and was given a "clean bill of health". When Kristy arrived at her mother's home to pick Kaleb up, she described him as "having no life in his body". She tried repeat

Oh My God
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10 Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadn

All Night Long
For those who know me already , you know I LOVE to write stories , fantasies and poetry .. I post daily in Yahoo and many numerous sites . I hope you enjoy and well , if not . that's your business.. I rose off the bed, holding my baby's hand. I had the chocolate syrup...and cream...all over me and he was a bit messy himself. Somehow holding his hand and walking over to the shower all messy like we were was extremely erotic. I opened our bathroom door and had instinctly set a few candles around for lighting. I asked him to light them while I got some towels out. He lighted the candles all around the room and I laid the towels out. Now it was time to decide whether to shower, or take a bath? "Baby, do you want to take a bubble bath with me or a shower?" He smiled and said-"Why don't we take a nice, long, bubble bath..." I didn't mind. I walked near our bathtub and bent over to turn the water on. I turned the knob to warm, not too hot and not too cold, because I knew we c

Crawfish Etouffee (mulate's Restaurant)
1 1/4 stick butter or margarine 1 medium onion - diced 2 stalks celery - diced 1 small bell pepper - diced 1 lb peeled crawfish tails 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper Melt butter or margarine. Add diced onions, celery, and bell pepper. Saute' on medium heat until vegetables are translucent – approximately 15 minutes. Add crawfish and Mulate's Cajun Seasoning - stir well. Cook covered on low heat for approximately 15 minutes. You may add chopped parsley or green onions just before serving - do whatever you like! Serve over white rice. Variation: Add 1 can Cream of Mushroom soup just before adding the crawfish.

Thrive For Life
where he walked i followed when he left i cried, what good is tomarrow without a guarante, i was wraped around his fingers and i began to believe, that the consequences of his actions really are just a game, that ur life is just a chain reaction taking u day by day, i say nothings forever in this crazy world. still its empty just like me, still, never more always less, who knows anyway whats about to begin yesterday, it never makes sence anyway, u can never figure anything out decode whats the past and future. just stuck in this possition of unknown, but thats wats so fun i about it...i love with the idea?? or what it represents?? thats wat i thought .. hey um do u really want to spend ur life thinking u found love when it hasnt even found u???? hmm good question lol

Hey Everyone My Friend Needs Your Help In The Morph Contest
COME ON EVERYONE I NEED YOUR HELP IN HELPING OUT MY FRIEND IN THE MORPH CONTEST IF YOU CAN JUST COME A DROP A COUPLE OF COMMENTS IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED... I WILL RETURN THE LUV THANK YOU ALL AND HOPE TO SEE YA THERE

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This is the year where hope fails you The test subjects run the experiments And the bastard you know, is the hero you hate But coexisting is possible if we strive Theres no reason, theres no lesson No time like the present, tell me right now What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose Except your soul... Who's with us?! I fight for the unconventional My right, and its unconditional I can only, be as real as i can The disadvantage is I never knew the plan This isn't just the way to be a martyr I cant, walk alone any longer I fight, for the ones who cant fight And if I lose, at least I tried We-we are the new diabolic We-we are the bitter bucolic If I have to give my life you can have it We-we are the pulse of the maggots I won't-be the inconsequential I won't-be the wasted potential I can make it-as severe as I can Until you realize You'll never take a stand It isn't, just a one-sided invasion We've dealt, with a manic subversion I won't, let t

Bruises A New Fashion Statement
~bruises the new fashion statement~ you sit alone in the dark i cry in pieces everythings, torn apart I WANT YOU GONE OUT OF MY LIFE! YOU BASH MY FACE I WANT YOU DEAD..... you wake at night i cry till dawn i make the bed you wish me dead I WANT YOU GONE OUT OF MY LIFE! YOU BASH MY FACE I WANT YOU DEAD..... they dont see you as i know truths i watch in silence as you seed your lies I WANT YOU GONE OUT OF MY LIFE! YOU BASH MY FACE I WANT YOU DEAD..... I met a man opened my eyes he taught me how now i watch you die... GET THE FUK OUT! OUT OF MY LIFE! I TOOK YOUR PUNCHES NOW YOU TAKE MINE! ~fin~

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Changes To Come
In the next few weeks there will be many changes. A new job.............. A move and yes even changes here on my cherry tap. I have lost patience and for that I am sorry. You will see my ratings drop as I slowly get rid of people that could give a damn about you once you add them. I lost myself for awhile but I am back and things need to change.

Sex After Marriage(what Men Say About Women) Sighs!!!!!!!!!
Sex after marriage stops...This is from the net I wanted to share kinda depressing really what guys have to say about women Here's why I'll be with my girlfriend tonight and not my wife. > Two phone calls this afternoon: > Me: Hey sweetie, my mom called and she wants the kids to stay over tonight. What do you say I pick up a bottle of wine and we open up the hottub.Wife:No Jon, you know Tuesdays are difficult days. I had carpool this morning and I'm just too tired. . . . Me: Hey sugar, you want to get a drink tonight after work? Girlfriend: Why don't we just go to my place? My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep. Prior to marriage: Real sex is unequivocal to anything else, including food and oxygen. Porn is only there if you're in-between girls. Up to four years of marriage: Sex is great and when you finish with the foreplay (usua

Man Or Male?
1. A man does not carry a grudge. A male looks for ways to get even. 2. A man takes every opportunity to better himself. A male complains that he has to stay where he is. 3. A man gives to his community. A male takes from his community. 4. A man is measured by his character. A male is measured by his sex drive. 5. A man is a protector in general, and strengthen his bond to the one who holds his heart. A male is not committed to anyone. 6. A man is secure in his manhood, and is striving to help other men realize that same security. A male is not secure in his manhood, and uses the gun, knife, club or pipe to tear down other individuals. 7. A daddy takes care of his children. a father just says i got kids.

Fireman Is A Creep
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS A MAJOR ASSHOLE fireman@ CherryTAP AFTER POINTING OUT THAT PEACHESDOUBLEDDZ HAD MY FRIENDS PICTURES UP ON HER PROFILE AND WAS ACTING LIKE THEY WERE OF HER. THIS JERK WROTE ON MY PICTURES CALLING ME A SLUT, THEN HE WROTE AND SAID I WAS SAYING THIS AND SPREADING THIS RUMOR ABOUT PEACHES JUST BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS OF HER, AND THEN HE WENT ON CALLING ME A BITCH! RIGHT AFTER HE WROTE THIS CRAP HE BLOCKED ME...GO FIGURE RIGHT? I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS OF SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW AND EVEN IF I DID KNOW HER I STILL WOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF HER "I HAVE NO REASON TO BE". BESIDES THAT AT LEAST ALL MY PICTURES ARE REAL AND ARE OF ME! I CALL THEM AS I SEE IT. I NEVER CALLED PEACHES NAMES, ALL I DID WAS SAY SHE WAS A FRAUD AND A LIAR "BECAUSE SHE IS". I ASKED HER TO REMOVE MY FRIENDS PICTURES AND I TOLD HER I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG LETTING GUYS THINK THOSE PICTURES WERE OF HER WHEN THEY CLEARLY WEREN'T. THEN SHE WROTE AND SAID THAT SHE TOOK THESE A YE

Redneck Mama
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before, she says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' 'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes

Bring On The Wake Up Call
its funny a wake up call can hit you at any moment. I want to be the best provider, mother, wife aand so forth, that I can ever be. My point is this is cherrytap, and Im also on myspace. My bestest friend is closer then any imaginary friend on here, Over the last few weeks I've recieved a few emails, unpleasent ones I must admit, and I refuse to answer them. Who am I to react to an action that I really dont give two shits about.... not only that but comments have been flying about, especially about shit that no one has right in saying. it isnt the truth and unless its me saying it,My only comment is fuck you. Dont talk to me ever again!

God's Email
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His ANGELS to go to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another ANGEL to get a second opinion. " So God called another ANGEL and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the ANGEL returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to E -mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going ... Do you know what the E -mail said? No? Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either!

Billy Bob And Rufus
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES." THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY. SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER," WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB. SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK. WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY. THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS." "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, "DIESEL FITTER!!!!"

Jimmy Ruffin "what Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" Lyrics
JIMMY RUFFIN lyrics - "What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" As I walk this land of broken dreams I have visions of many things But happiness is just an illusion Filled with sadness and confusion What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Maybe The roots of love grow all around But for me they come a tumblin' down Every day heartaches grow a little stronger I can't stand this pain much longer I walk in shadows Searching for light Cold and alone No comfort in sight Hoping and praying for someone to care Always moving and going nowhere What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Help me I'm searching though I don't succeed But someone look, there's a growing need All is lost, there's no place for beginning All that's left is an unhappy ending Now what becomes of the broken-hearted Who had love that's now de

I So Can't Wait!!
Me and my hubby have been living with my sister and her hubby and we were renting out the basement. Well we finally got our own place and we can start moving in on Thursday. We both have wanted this for a while and can't wait to have our own place. No offense to my sis, cause I love her to death, but we are married and need our own place! Just thought I would share that with everyone!

Male Members (literally)
Sorry that my first blog entry has to be a gripe. I just have to grrr for a minute. If I get another male cherry messaging me with "Are you horny" or "Do you want to ride my cock" or anything resembling a remark like that, I think I'm going to finally give up hope for the male species. Good grief!! Don't misunderstand. I like sex just as much, if not more than the next person, (Hitting 30 soon...that should give you a hint. Can you say PEAK?), but I don't go sniffing around for it everywhere I go. Nor am I single-minded about it...meaning: I don't view sex as sex, as if it's no different than pizza (Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.) And I don't feel like sex is something where it doesn't matter who you do it with or approach for it. I like my partners, in person (preferably) or cyber, or cam, etc. to be people I have a genuine interest in...and to get that interest ya gotta talk to someone first. So take note all you cherry dudes out there looking to use you

Mathematics
Good laugh for today! ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than singl

~~the Power Of Women~~
The Broken Mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf ...... always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Sadness
I don't know what to feel Heart is dead Mind confused Don't know what to do Feel sad for many reasons Money, lust, hatred Can't handle it all Eyes crying Body dying No sound of hope Just quiet humming And distant echoes mourning

Naughty Or Nice?
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

All Bottle Up.
In need of a blade Wanting a release from my pain To feel that cold steall agains my skin That slight sting that brings extasy Blood flowing through the small slit Just one new scar is all I pleade Let me releast all this shit In a bottle thats needs release The presure is building up Where is that knife at An not the one in my back I need a release GIVE ME A FUCKING KNIFE NOW!! I need to release this shit now Got to lead the pain bleed away The anger is building the depression evergrowing Give me that cold steel Me me my release For I've bottle up every thing I need to release it all Just let me have one more scar Give my the knife to pop the top.

Stop And Smell The Roses ;)
SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It

Sister Pains
pains it pains me to know you are hurting again it hurt to know i cant make it go away even more when u ask me to but theres nothing i can do i wish i could be with you to hold u as you cry i wish i knew how to make u all better make it so u cant get hurt again i wish i could figure out how to put all the pieces back so your heart is whole once more i sit here trying to figure out what i can do you mean the world to me it kills me a little to know i cant make u smile cant make u happy like you once where if i could take all you pain i would for your the reason y I'm still alive i love you so and it pains me to know that your heart is broken once more and you cant stand to be alive by jna

Terminology Of Bdsm Lifestyle-- Thanks To Hollow
Hollow@ CherryTAP thanks to that man here is some helpfull info and deffiniions BDSM Dictionary of Terms AB, Adult Babies := Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies. This can include the wearing of nappies, bottle feeding and changing (see also Age Play) Abuse := "physical maltreatment" and "improper or excessive use or treatment" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) "An abusive relationship is one in which substantial physical, mental, or emotional harm is inflicted, that is not temporary in nature, and is not clearly compensated for by positive and loving experiences over a long period of time." -- by louise, 1997 Age Play := Role Play involving an "age change". Ex. Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies, school boys/girls, … Algolagnia := Medical/psychological term for the love of pain. Colloquially known as "Masochism". Alternative Lifestyle := A sexuality that differs significantly from the 'norm' may make an alternative lifestyle necessary or desirable. A sexual or

More News On The Death Off Wwe Superstar Chris Benoit
According to several sources, Chris Benoit's last known contact with World Wrestling Entertainment was this past Saturday, when he informed the company he was flying home from Texas due to an illness in the family. The wrestling community has begun to post messages of condolences in the passing of Chris Benoit and his family. TNA Wrestling posted the following message on their website, www.TNAWrestling.com: TNA MOURNS THE LOSS OF CHRIS BENOIT Everyone in the TNA family joins the entire wrestling world in mourning the untimely passing of Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their son Daniel. Many TNA staff and stars worked closely with Chris throughout his career and we are all shocked and saddened to lose a friend and legendary competitor. Benoit was considered a consummate professional both in and out of the ring. As details develop, those who knew and admired Chris are shocked and saddened to hear of he and his family's untimely passing. Please keep Chris and the Be

Wouldn't It Be Great!!!
*WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? ** My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that, effective immediate

The Green Of Spring
THE GREEN OF SPRING HAS FINALLY RETURNED, THE WARM BREEZE OF REBIRTH HAS RETURNED. WHY HASN’T THAT REBIRTH RETURNED TO MY SOUL? OH I CATCH GLIMPSES OF IT… TRAVELING DOWN ROADS FAMILIAR FROM MY YOUTH. GLIMPSES OF MOMENTS OF JOY FROM YOUNGER DAYS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN THE COLDNESS IN MY SOUL WILL THAW? WHEN WILL THE GREEN RETURN TO MY SOUL? THERE ARE TIMES THAT I CATCH THE LOOK OF MY SOUL IN SPRINGS PAST… HAPPIER, MORE CARE-FREE. WHEN WILL THE COLD WINDS OF WINTER LEAVE MY SOUL? MY SOUL HAS BECOME ENCASED IN A GLACIER OF INPENETRABLE ICE. WHEN WILL THE WARMING BREEZES MELT THE PRISON HOLDING MY SOUL?

~~hugo Chavez And Citgo Oil~~
~~BEFORE YOU READ THE POSTING.....WATCH THIS LATE BREAKING ENDORSEMENT OF HUGO CHAVEZ~~ Have you noticed how the Citgo signs have disappeared in the past 7-8 months? Very clever move by Chavez. But guess what........... CITGO CHANGING NAME...this is serious Americans...make sure you read ... NEWS FLASH: Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin. The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela , to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuela for him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who? CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela. Every dollar y

Dont Ever Fall In Love...
Did you ever love someone, But knew they didn't care. Did you ever feel like crying, But knew you'd get no where. Did you ever look into there eyes and say alittle prayer? Did you ever look into there heart and wish that you were there? Did you ever see them lonley and when there feeling blue, Did you ever reach out and simply say, "I Love You"? Don't ever fall inlove my friend, it doesn't pay a dime. It only causes broken hearts, Yet it happens all he time. Love is grand But is hurts so much the price you pay is high. If I could choose between love and death I think I'd rather die. Don't ever fall in Love my friend, you'll be hurt before it's through. you see my frien I ought to know I fell inlove with you... I dont know who wrote this... but it is one of my fav's... this is not posted in here for any one person...I just really like and thought I would share...

Dr Appointment
Well I finally did it. I broke down and went back to the Dr about my ankle. When I went back in Oct-Dec I was seeing a different Dr than I normally did because when I first hurt it my normal Dr was not available. I suppose you should be wary when the Dr that walks in is named Rocco.lol. Anyway, after about 8 months, I still have swelling and pain (especially after playing baseball on Sunday lol). So my Dr gives me predisone. I go back tosee him in a week. If its not better in 2 weeks I see a specialist. So I hope you are all happy cuz I finally went back lol (though it was the baseball on Sunday that convinced me). :) I'm glad I have so many people that worry and care. :)

Week 3 Grades....
Ok so week three was group project week. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Anyway my group project was worth 225 points and I scored 215 which pisses me the fuck off but it is still an A. On the discussion board for this week it was worth 75 points and I received a score of 73 which is also for those who aren't mathematically inclined an A. So yeepers I still hold an A average. Woot Woot for me. Like anyone but me gives a crap but I am proud of myself so I figured I would blog on it anyway. But anyway at 10 am central today the contest I am in starts so look for my blog and bulletin that will have the link in it and please everyone help me out. Love you all. Take care. Night Night and Toodles.....

6 Year Old
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said his grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

Married Sex
Let’s make love all night Until the sun comes up Like we use to do Before we had kids to take care of Let’s have a few hours of foreplay Just light kisses in all the right places Or maybe just cuddle whispering sweet nothings in your ear If not that then a sensual massage to put you in the mood Let’s get a little naughty for an hour or two I’ll play with your breasts and pussy until you are wet Then you can suck and stoke me until my cock is hard We’ll finish with a sixty-nine to remember Let’s just do it You on top riding my pole Grinding all the way down to the base After that my turn to control the action Finally we hold each other tight as we explode And a few hours before dawn we’ll try the swing First the fingers to lube you up again Then my tongue on your clit to make sure you’re ready Begging for my rod we make love to another orgasm At just before dawn We hold each other tight exhausted smelling of sex Looking i

The Wiener Incident
[10:40] windowshady: wanna see my wiener? [10:41] shan: NO [10:42] windowshady: wheres your sense of adventure [10:42] shan: as far away from your wiener as humanly possible [10:43] windowshady: wanna see my butt? [10:47] windowshady: c'mon... I really need you to look at my wiener [10:47] windowshady: I want your opinion [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: no really [10:57] windowshady: its important [10:57] shan: really dont want to see your nether regions [10:57] windowshady: I wanna make sure its ok [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: what kind of friend are you? [10:57] shan: a good one [10:57] windowshady: I'd look at your wiener if you wanted me to [10:57] shan: im sure you would [12:55] windowshady: if you wont look at my wiener, will you at least look at my poo? [12:56] shan: no [12:56] windowshady: c'mon, something could be wrong and I'd never know [12:56] windowshady: I need another set of eyes [12:56] shan: ask your soon to be

Hillary Clinton
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 wish to serve there are two things in life on the globe of political personalities, first is to understand the meaning of the subject concern which effects the masses than it comes the fair heart & sharp mind to interact on with, to achieve the desired results in favour of selfless mode for a cause. that is prime requirement of the time from the great politician, who wish to serve the peoples for a cause. so is her excellency madam Hillary Clinton. let us wish her a glorious success. thanks mahesh sharma

Alabama - Play Me Some Mountain Music
Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Drift away like Tom Sawyer Ride a raft with ol' Huck Finn Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle Daze dreamin' again Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Swim across the river Just to prove that I'm a man Spend the day bein' lazy Just bein' nature's friend Climb a long tall hick'ry Bend it over, "skinnin' cats." Playin' baseball with chert rocks Usin' sawmill slabs for bats Play some back-home, come-on music That comes from the heart Play something with lots of feelin' 'Cause that's where music has to start Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway, hey hey Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play Yeehaw

We Are Pimps And Hos...wat
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My Mood
My mood has not really improved from last night. It is in fact worse. I am not going to be online but will have my cell phone on. If you know you cheer me up feel free to call. Otherwise I'm gonna go cry, scream throw things, and smoke too much!!! And yes know I don't normally smoke but right now I do. I'm really sorry I'm being bitchy guys but I'm in a lot of pain right now.

What Ever Happened To Common Sense?
As many of you currently know I have been doing the research for a book. The book will be titled something like "Common Sense" or " How American's failed the system" something along those lines. Here is the table of Contents and a brief summary of the chapters contained therein: Introduction: Me saying "HI" and then hitting you in the head with a brick! Also an explanation of my standing on these issues, and the "what gives me the right to judge" statement. Morons or People = Sheep: An analysis of modern America with a compelling argument stating that America is running rampant and the Government has done nothing about it. Religion: A comparison of modern religions and their views on topics that are front page headlines. Food: Notice that Americans are the fattest people in the world. A look at how we got there and why. Sex: The Issue of sexual freedom (fetishes/gay/deviances) as practiced by americans and the way they are viewed by mainstream america. And why Americ

Stalker Chick ..not A Joke
Is there something in the water I walk alone every day wondering if i should check my shoulder when will she be there standing there to take me down is here mind unclear clouded by the haze she sees there is one thing she wants beyond life but will she take ones to have here little world complete Do i continue the mind games she plays or walk away

~a Message From Me~
A message from Mikel : Sorry I didn't get to stay. To laugh and run and play. To be there by your side. I'm sorry that I had to leave. God sent me down to be with you, to make your loving heart anew. To help you look up and see Both God and little me. Mommy, I wish I could stay. Just like I heard you pray. But, all the angels did cry when they told little me goodbye. God didn't take me cause He's mad. He didn't send me to make you sad. But to give us both a chance to be a love so precious .. don't you see? Up here no trouble do I see and the pretty angels sing to me. The streets of gold is where I play you'll come here too, mommy, someday. Until the day you join me here, I'll love you mommy, dear. Each breeze you feel and see, brings love and a kiss from me. -Mikel John Hilger RIP--June 27, 1986-November 15, 1987 *You'd be 21 today- I miss you!!!!*

Pennies From Heaven
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for Good Luck, but I love this version better: I found a penny today Just laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's what my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down. Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny, when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven. that an Angel's tossed to you. an angel is now watching over you!

My Dear E-mail Buddies,
Now that the Holidays are over, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. a.. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes, cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. b.. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. c.. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. d.. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. e.. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. f.. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. g.. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water

Never Drive With Cruise Control In The Rain
I dont know how true this is, and I really dont want to have to test this out This is VERY important, please read!! A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence! When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane -- when your tires loose contact with the pavement your car will accelerate to a

Memories Of Mom...
For those who are lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those who aren't, this is even more beautiful. Memories of Mom... The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard, and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike, and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms and the children said, "Mother,

I Am Sure You Will Not Understand
its not that i have not blogged in a while its that i have and something happened to them... it was always something...some of them feelings..or imaginary place i wanted to be..but the imagination only exists in the imagination of the imaginer. therefore making it almost impossible to pun words. all those are gone now.. i wish they weren't ..even though some fictitious truth ... what i am about to tell you is real at least i thought it was.. i was in a wide open white room with chairs my mom with me..she sat there with a cold dead look on her face.. i remember being happy several times in it... a for instance i saw a small red race car out a window i leaned out to look at it and was smiling... the people in ot started taunting me so i put my head back in and continued to walk into scenarios ..i got mom and I a root beer and on the side it said we were to get another free one.. i was happy and i drank mine fast....i went to the counter where there are several pretty nurses in diff

Crazy !
Sometimes I cant help but sit and wonder, what it is in life I really want to be. A lot of the times I put on my mask, not letting people see the real me. The person inside thats makes people laugh, mainly because I love to see them smile. He has been locked up deep down inside, the guy you all havent seen in a while. I like my privacy,and I like people too, but mostly I am a lonesome and depressed man. Socialable, friendly and I care about my friends, I try my best to help them whenever I can. They come to me for comfort and encouragement, I am always by their side. Most of my problems and personal feelings, I try to hold them inside . I know they are my friends, and they love me for the person I am. They see my laughing eyes and my smile, but deep down it is all just a scam. CRAZY is what I feel sometimes, I just want to scream and shout. Let the tears run down my face, and then my true feelings come out. So what do you think my f

On A Serious Note...the Conflict In Darfur
Here are some facts about the conflict in the Darfur region. * THE CONFLICT: -- Rebels in Sudan's western region of Darfur rose up against the government in February 2003, saying Khartoum discriminated against non-Arab farmers there. -- Khartoum mobilized proxy Arab militia to help quell the revolt. Some militiamen, known locally as Janjaweed, pillaged and burned villages, and killed civilians. The government has called the Janjaweed outlaws and denied supporting them. -- Experts have estimated 200,000 people have been killed and 2.5 million driven from their homes in the region since early 2003, some crossing the border into Chad exacerbating a refugee crisis there. -- The United Nations calls Darfur one of the world's worst humanitarian crises. The United States says the violence in Darfur amounts to genocide. * CEASEFIRES: -- A ceasefire was agreed in Darfur in April 2004 and the African Union eventually sent nearly 7,000 peacekeepers with a mandate to monitor the peace a

They Come In 3's...
Okay, hopefully some of you out there understand what I'm saying. Has it ever happened to you...One thing goes wrong, and before you know it....Wham! Two more things have went wrong. Right now, I'm going through that. I would blab and tell you all what they are right now, but because I have people on here who would much rather see I live in hell for the rest of my life, and say things to certain people, I cannot. Sometimes I wish everbody wasn't so shady.....People need to learn how to be less dramatic and quit playing on both teams....Thanks, I feel much better getting that off my chest now. :-)

Revelations For My Religion
1. God is neither man or woman, but is both, and yet neither. One of the perks of being omnipotent. He/she can portray themselves as whatever they like, whether it be male, female, or even a burning bush. This is seen in many other religions also, such as Zeus appearing as a bird to many of his female playmates. 2. God is the almighty, but is not the all lawful. God is the true neutral. Satan is true evil, but only because that is the card he drew. He did not try to overthrow God, God just assigned him to the nether realms because he trusted he’d be able to handle that job. The question is, who is true good? The Bible shows two different versions of God, maybe the true good person was replaced, got too high and mighty (no pun intended), or maybe God just wasn’t impressed with the job that was being done. The Bible starts off depicting God as being just, but cruel, with flooding the world and laying waste to Sodom and Gomorrah, I think the change came about the time of Christ,

Wondering If There's A Chance
Well... here I sit. Another day has gone by. I'm waiting for someone (she's my only friend on this site so it should be obvious) to decide if she will forgive me for 2 transgressions & allow me a chance to make her happy. I've tried to explain just how wonderful & beautiful I think she is, but it seems to be falling on deaf ears. I know I f-ed up... not intentionally, but I did. I'm more sorry t han she can imagine & it's killing me to think we might be over before getting started. Anyone on here who knows her, PLEASE tell her to read this... KIM, I care about you more than you realize & I can't bear the thought of losing you already. PLEASE give me another shot. Thanks everyone for listening.

I Didn't Mean Any Harm
sorry about the spelling i don't have spell check, still in NYC i am truely sorry i know who you are, and looked up to you. years go i wanted to be like you. but, you just disappered as abruptly as you appered. no one knew where you went and any one who did refused to talk about it. weither it be me, the band members, or the under ground crews. now years later i came across what i thought was you. it was confirmed when i saw you "other" profile looking at my page. the picture that made you famouse in the dungon. only you would have it since you own the rights. you are a woman of many talents, when you left the scene, it seemed very cold and empty. the art gallery stopped showcasing your work about 6 months later. i never ment any harm. i will not post the picture nor the artical. we are very similure in many ways, i did not move here for anything else other then work. which i can see now i can not compete with the girls in this city. if you would like me to take yo

Pierced With Bad Girl Syndrome
so yeah, after a dare on a drunken night i got my nipple pierced, and that was actually one of the most daring liberated fuck off things i have ever done. damn it feels good to be a little naughty...

Rules Of The Bar
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drun

When I Say Im Broke....i'm Broke!!!
A LITTLE OLD LADY ANSWERED A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ONE DAY, ONLY TO BE CONFRONTED BY A WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MAN CARRYING A VACUUM CLEANER. " GOOD MORNING " SAID THE YOUNG MAN. " IF I COULD TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF YOUR TIME, I WOULD LIKE TO DEMONSTRATE THE VERY LATEST IN HIGH-POWERED VACUUM CLEANERS." "GO AWAY!" SAID THE OLD LADY. "I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY!" AND SHE PROCEEDED TO CLOSE THE DOOR. QUICK AS A FLASH, THE YOUNG MAN WEDGED HIS FOOT IN THE DOOR AND PUSHED IT WIDE OPEN. "DON'T BE TOO HASTY!" HE SAID. "NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST SEEN MY DEMONSTRATION." AND WITH THAT, HE EMPTIED A BUCKET OF HORSE MANURE ONTO HER HALLWAY CARPET. "IF THIS VACUUM CLEANER DOES NOT REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS HORSE MANURE FROM YOUR CARPET, MADAM, I WILL PERSONALLY EAT THE REMAINDER. THE OLD LADY STEPPED BACK AND SAID, "WELL I HOPE YOU'VE GOT A DARNED GOOD APPETITE, BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRICITY THIS MORNING. WHAT PART OF BROKE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"

My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
Sie werden herauf Ihre Blicke säubern Mit allen Lügen und den Büchern Einen Bürger aus Ihnen heraus bilden Weil sie mit einer Gewehr schlafen Und halten Sie ein Auge auf Ihnen Sohn So können sie alle Sachen aufpassen, die Sie Weil die Drogen nie arbeiten Sie gehend, Ihnen ein smirk zu geben Verursachen Sie sie erhielt Methoden des Haltens Sie sauber Sie gehend, weg von Ihren Köpfen zu zerreißen, Ihre Aspirationen sind Fetzen Ein anderer Hahn in der Mordmaschine Sie sagen den Jugendliche erschrecken die lebende Scheiße aus mir heraus Sie konnten weniger sich interessieren Solange jemand bluten Sie nicht Verdunkeln Sie so Ihre Kleidung Oder schlagen Sie eine heftige Haltung an Möglicherweise verlassen sie Sie allein, aber nicht mich Die Jungen und die Mädchen im Klicken Die schrecklichen Namen, die sie haften Sie werden nie in viel, Zicklein passen Aber wenn Sie bemüht und verletzt werden Was Sie unter Ihrem Hemd erhielten Bildet sie Bezahlung für die

Woman
Woman - A Chemical Analysis Current mood: crazy HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET Woman - A Chemical Analysis Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to vary from 40-200Kg. Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: a) Surface usually covered in painted film. b) Boils at nothing; freezes without reason. c) Melts if given treatment. d) Bitter if incorrectly used. e) Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. f) Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: a) Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. c) May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. d) Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. e) Most powerful money

Benoit Strangled His Wife, Smothered His Son Before Hanging Himself
Tue, June 26, 2007 Benoit strangled his wife, smothered his son before hanging himself: cop By AP/CP Chris Benoit looks on after a victory at WWE's Backlash pay-per-view event at Rexall Place in Edmonton, April 4, 2004. Investigators say details of the murder-suicide involving Benoit are bizarre. (Darryl Dyck/Sun) A law enforcement official close to the investigation says pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room. Speaking to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity, the official also says authorities are investigating whether steroids may have been a factor in the deaths. The family was found dead Monday, and authorities were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, 47, and son, Daniel, 7, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. “The details, when they come out, are going to prove a little bizarre,” Fayette County Distr

Reminder
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as

Eartha Kitt On The Nbc Today Show
Eartha Kitt on the NBC Today Show Do you remember Cat Woman in the Batman Series years ago? Her name is Eartha Kitt and she is almost 80 years old and still going strong in Hollywood. Watch this video of her and I think you all will be very impressed.

When I Dream.....
I lay in bed at night and wonder what you're dreaming of, is it me or someone else? Do you still think of me from time to time or do I even cross your mind? Is it just me, cause I do think of you and you do cross mind mind. I think of you all the time. Not a day goes by when I don't remember the good days. Hell even the bad days make me smile now. You have captured my dreams at night and my thoughts durning the day. Will these thoughts ever go away, I ask myself.

W0rd
My horoscope was this the other day.. It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all. --- w0rd!

Nerd Popping
So I have a friend who is a total math geek and a 24-year-old virgin. I really really really want to pop his cherry, but I don't think my boyfriend will give me permission. Arrg... he jokingly does, but ho hum. I don't think it would necessarily be a pity fuck. I think it would be quite fun. I want him to give me the best thirty seconds of his life and then we can just watch TV. Then I can go, "See, now that wasn't such a big deal now was it?" I just like the idea of being some nerd's fantasy. Even though I know he would much rather bang the hot engineer that he met at the barbeque a few weeks ago. I just think if I robbed his virginity like a thief in the night, then maybe he'd be a little more confident. Of course, I'm pissed about the fact that I told him this via iChat and then found out that I was chatting with his roommate the entire time. How fucking embarrassing. Oh well.

Don't Drink & Swim! Lol
Ok, that's it! NO more drunk swimming for me! lol Last night went out, had some drinks, decided to go out to the beach(goin to the beach at night is one of my favorite things to do) and went swimming.....so, NOW one of the ear rings that my Mom got me for my Birthday last year is probably in the gut of Jaws or one of his fishy relatives, hmm or maybe even in the poop of one of them! lol. Alright that's my boo hoo for the day. Now for something really funny, or at least I apparently thought this was really funny, cause I laughed so hard that I couldn't even get up! lol. I was sittin in the water, attempting to rinse the sand off of myself and went to stand up, ended up fallin backwards and landing right on all this padding that momma gave me haha feet went up , I went back, salt water in eyes & mouth, NOT good! lol but I couldn't help but laugh at myself for it. lol. Not so funny is now this morning, my dang knee is killing me , not sure what I did to it. < still giggling at

Sacrifice
Rememberin their sacrifice Thinkin of soldiers that died Thoughts of bullets rippin through souls Takin innocent lives Laws have been bent to the max Life use to come in clear Bush keeps pissin people off C’mon, how long before we disappear? Who’s got the nuts to jump To aim, pull the trigger and run? Their should be a line backed up for miles After all the shit this stupid fucker has done C’mon Wipe away those tears If you’re rollin with me You show no fear We dress in black Hidin in the shadows As we plan the attack So if you ever cross our path You better join up Or you’re gonna feel my wrath

~~dedicated True Love~~
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung him

Back In Time
If you had the choice to go back in time would you hop on that time machine...go back and do things differently or just deal with the fact that you are now and old fart..... best music best shows best commercials best movies ahhh take me back dang it!!

A Moment In Time...
A Moment in Time Wait… Just a moment in time. Freeze… The movie in your mind. Put aside the whispers And filter out the doubt. Look deeply now into my eyes And ignore the muted shout. Don’t you wish to melt away, Into the golden sun? Don’t you want to whisk away, And have a little fun? Aren’t you sick of pain and fear That lurks inside your life? For all I know inside of me: I’ll always want you as my wife! When first I met you, Jennifer, I had grown so tired of the race. I’d chosen then to live alone, In broken hearted cruel disgrace. But now that I have found you wife, I want the world to leave us be. And let us live a happy life, And let our mutual love set us free. Put your hand in mine and smile You can let those tears just fall I swear I’ll make it worth your while And to you, my love, I’ll give my all Through good and bad, my love I'll give Through thick and thin I'll stay From the rising of the sun 'Til the fading of the day And in the night

Whisper
Whisper I heard your voice as a whisper in the wind; It startled me and made me think again… I almost didn't hear at all... For soft and light was the blessed call. You called my name, I turned around- but you were nowhere to be found. I know you're far away, you see, but in my heart you're here with me. The wind can fool the mind and heart When whispered lightly in the ear... And what it really did to me was to bring a sudden rush of tears.

I Got Mad Skills In Da Bed Room
SINCE U'VE ALREADY OPENED THIS, U'LL HAVE BAD LUCK & A BAD SEX LIFE (4EVER) UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS N LESS THAN 10 MIN. WIT THE SUBJECT OF UR HOROSCOPE [GEMINI]- I LOVE TO KISS [LEO]- I'LL MAKE LUV ANYTIME [LIBRA]- I GOT A BIG ASS BOOTY [VIRGO]- I MAKE LUV LIKE NO OTHER [SCORPIO]- I GOT MAD SKILLS IN DA BED ROOM [SAGITTARIUS]- I'LL MAKE U SCREAM MY NAME [CAPRICORN]- I CAN MAKE LUV ALL NIGHT LONG [TAURUS]- I STAY GANGSTA/GO HARD [AQUARIUS]- I HAVE SEXY LIPS TO BE KISSED [PISCES]- I LOVE TO SCREW [ARIES]- YOU HAD ME ONCE YOUR GONNA WANT ME BACK [CANCER] I STAY FLY [ARIES]- I LOVE TO KISS

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Mermaid, Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Faerie75% Mermaid75% Angel75% WereWolf59% Dragon58% Demon0% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com My son is a Werewolf How did that happen? lol You scored as WereWolf, WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even

Pay Back And Pain
I’ll take these words to pierce your heart Like the bullet in the left of mine Your words rip the soul from me Like the poison that drips from your wrist And stains the world you pull from This heart you claimed to break And Slice in two has no warranty The charge is on you to pull from where you are And build up to a new one So tear your skin and slice a vain In vain of all the promises you kept to brake And free yourself of what may come Fly up to your letdown You’ll never get down….

Garbage-i'm Only Happy When It Rains
Im only happy when it rains Im only happy when its complicated And though I know you cant appreciate it Im only happy when it rains You know I love it when the news is bad Why it feels so good to feel so sad Im only happy when it rains Pour your misery down Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down Pour your misery down on me Im only happy when it rains I feel good when things are going wrong I only listen to the sad, sad songs Im only happy when it rains I only smile in the dark My only comfort is the night gone black I didnt accidentally tell you that Im only happy when it rains Youll get the message by the time Im through When I complain about me and you Im only happy when it rains Pour your misery down...pour your misery down Pour your misery down on me...pour your misery down Pour your misery down...pour your misery down Pour your misery down on me...pour your misery down Pour your misery down...pour your misery down Pour your misery down

"pain"
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing

Fortune Favors
Fortune favors those who wait as moonlight ends the day, to meet in misty twilight and indulge in carnal play. Bathed in candles lustrous light I look into your eyes to see primeval passion and feel the flood between my thighs. I long to have you take me on lusts salacious flight and transport me to ecstasy a thousand times tonight.

July 1st~weekend
Friday~went to work.brad got another win.n buddie fliped his street stock n now his car is done for.thn went back to my aunts house. Saturday~got up around 7:48 to go into crystals aunts house to go yard saleing. got back to my aunts around 12 got ready for the track n thn sat around for a couple of hours thn went back to the track n did nothing until it was time to work.thn went to my aunts house again after the track. Sunday~ now im at home watching the nascar race n on the computer. much love britt

Let Them Grow Part 8
2) OK, so what the heck does all this other stuff have to do with hemp? To make a long story short, during the first decades of this century, opium was made illegal to kick out the Chinese immigrants who had flooded the work-force. Cocaine was made illegal to repress and control the Black community. And, marijuana was made illegal in order to control Mexicans in the Southeast (and Blacks.) All these laws were based mainly on emotional racism, without much else to back them up -- you can easily tell this by reading the hearings held in state legislatures. Also at this time, the end of Prohibition left us with a large force of unemployed police officers, who looked for work enforcing the new drug laws. Consequently, these same police officers needed to convince the country that their jobs were important. They did so by scaring parents about the dangers of drugs. All this set the stage for a law passed in the Federal legislature which put a prohibitive tax on marijuana. This is what kill

Let Them Grow Part 12
8) Isn't marijuana a gateway drug? Doesn't it lead to use of harder drugs? This is totally untrue. In fact, researchers are looking into using marijuana to help crack addicts to quit. There are 40 million people in this country (U.S.) who have smoked marijuana for a period of their lives -- why aren't there tens of millions of heroin users, then? In Amsterdam, both marijuana use and heroin use went *down* after marijuana was decriminalized -- even though there was a short rise in cannabis use right after decriminalization. Unlike addictive drugs, marijuana causes almost no tolerance. Some people even report a reverse tolerance. That is, the longer they have used the less marijuana they need to get `high.' So users of marijuana do not usually get bored and `look for something more powerful'. If anything, marijuana keeps people from doing harder drugs. The idea that using marijuana will lead you to use heroin or speed is called the `gateway theory' or the `stepping stone hypothesis.' It

I Really Am This Type Of Girl
Someday, it'll be appreciated... I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk

4th Of July
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST OF TIMES FOR THIS UPCOMING HOLIDAY. HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE. I LIKE TO SEE ALL OF MAKE BACK HERE SAFELY. NOW LETS KICK BACK A FEW AND BLOW SOME SHIT UP......

School 1977 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL 1977 vs. 2007 (Where did we go wrong?) Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007

Survey
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? A. face 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? A. tongue 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? A. personality 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? A.1st grade 5. Who was your fist true love? A. Patrick 6. (women) What is your bra size? A. 44DD 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? A. 15 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? A. no 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? A. 8.5 inches 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? A. yes 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? A. bi-curious (although no women could ever replace a man) 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? A. no 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? A. neither something in the middle 15. Are you aggressive or passive? A. i can be both 16. Ever been tied up? A. no 17. Ever have a 3sum? A. yes 18. Ever participate in an orgy?

Life Is Beautiful
Life is Beautiful Always live your life to its fullest. Enjoy laughter, touch a star. Smile for today while you shine through your tomorrows. Open your heart to strangers; destiny may bring newfound friends. Venture out, conquer the unconquerable. Look where others dare not look, and question all that is questionable. Remember that happiness is the home we build within ourselves. Speak your mind. Hear a symphony within silence. Open your heart. Challenge tomorrows and treasure yesterdays. Capture all that you can in this beautiful creation called life.

Please Understand Me
Please understand me you don't know how I feel. Please understand me so my pain can heal. You push me away not knowing what I need, You push me away and my heart bleeds. You push me away too confused to hear, You push me away for your world is clear. Into a haze I suddenly seep, now I will go and weep. Deep in my heart, I sadly plea, because nobody ever understands me. So all I ask is just listen and you'll see that nobody ever understands me.

Heidi Fleiss Rummaging Through Other People's Dirty Laundry
I submitted an application over one year ago to her Stud Farm. . .no response, of course.. . Ex-Hollywood Madam Opens Laundromat By Associated Press July 1 2007, 8:11 PM EDT LAS VEGAS -- Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is diversifying, airing her Dirty Laundry in Nevada as she makes plans for a legal brothel for women. Dirty Laundry is a 24-hour, coin-operated laundry -- 13 washers and 14 dryers -- the one-time leader of a high-priced ring of call girls to the stars is opening at a shopping center in Pahrump, west of Las Vegas. Fleiss, who has become an avid collector of parrots and macaws since moving to Pahrump, said she decided to open the laundromat after the death of one of her pets, a macaw named Dalton. "I had to force myself to do something," she told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. "Nothing in my 41 years -- nothing -- ever affected me like this." Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, after serving a jail term for running the prostitution ring

Burglar Stole Salad
SOMERSET, Pa. (June 19) - Someone kicked in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator. Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said. Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. All active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL. 06/19/07 02:51 EDT

To All My Peeps
well this is just for everyone new and thats been a friend with me for awhile... I know it can get annoying when someone is constantly updating their stash and i wanna apologize for this but i take the time to make sure that if you wanted to check it out... it would be worth your time... there is always something for everyone in there so i hope yall enjoy... and damnit hit me up to chat... i dont bite... to hard anyway... unless you like it as much as i do!!! ;)

Sorry!
I am sooo sorry that I havent been on in a while my husband has been home and it makes it real difficult to be on the computer when he is here. He wont let me use it unless he gives me permision, and I hate that. I just wanted to tell my friends that I miss you all and that I hope that your holiday is great! Please have a safe and fun holiday! GOD BLESS YOU! love and hugssss your secret luv **MUAGH*

One Night
Here I sit, staring at the bottom of my glass, glancing towards the door. He is not going to show up. I sit back in my chair and a heavy sigh escapes me. I decide to just order another drink and to enjoy an evening alone. I move from the table for two and sit at the bar. The music playing is a very relaxing classic rock song and brings a smile to my face. A deep masculine voice says, "Now that's better." I had my eyes closed listening to the music, I had no idea someone was sitting next to me. I asked, "What is much better?" As I asked, I turned and was looking into sparkling blue eyes with just a hint of gold specks. "Your smile, I really like it" ,he said. "Thanks, my name is Beth," I held out my hand. He takes it and introduces himself as Rob. We sat there a while making small talk. We talked about the weather, our work. Rob was a good listener and had made me laugh. I like that quality in a man, so I was intrigued by him. "Would you like to join me for dinner?", ask

Life And Other Stuff
My life as it is right now really sucks I am only allowed to see my daughter when her aunt says that I can all because I got into things that caused me to lose her there are times when I just want to end it all and go throw myself off a bridge but then I think what that will say to my daughter it is not something that I want her to remember me by that I couldn't handle my life and ended it so I continue onward in the hope that some day I will get back! If any one who reads this has a comment please feel free to leave one on my site or where ever you want to and thank you to all my friends here on cherrytap I enjoy talking with all of you you guys help keep me sane and thats no easy task!!!

Another One
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? 22. Favorite position? 23.

What Alcoholic Drink Are You
You scored as absinthe, you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.absinthe79% wine71% midori67% rum63% vodka63% champagne63% daiquaries54% bourbon50% beer46% whiskey46% what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with QuizFarm.com

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: December 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?