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Barsexuals
So, i just got home from a concert down at a Tallahassee bar I love to go to called Floyd's Music Store. I haven't been out in a while, so I thought it might be nice if I did something besides work for a change. Four bands were playing for a $12 cover charge which really isn't all that bad. I missed the first band completely but that's okay. I've seen them before and they pretty much suck. Broken Trust was setting up when I walked down the stairs--the bar is underground. Low and behold...Kevin Johnson. I used to go see his band, Pivotal, play like 7 years ago. This new band has a long way to go, but it wasn't bad. Chaos in Man was next and they rocked. I think they'll make something of themselves. The singer had a killer scream. And, the main event...Egypt Central. These guys are from Tennessee. I've seen them 2 or 3 times already, but it's a good show. i like their sound period. They lost the hottest band member though...I had nothing to stare at while drooling like the last cou

Bar Scene
A guy walks into a bar and orders two shots of Vodka.The bar tender says "had a tough day?"The man replied "yeah I found out my little brother is gay".The next day the same guy walks in to the bar again and this time orders 3 shots of Vodka.The bartender says "another bad day?"The man replied "yeah i just found out my older brother is gay".The next day the same man walks in the bar and this time orders 5 shots of Vodka.The bartender looked at him and said "Man doesn't anybody in your family like women.The man then replied "yeah, My wife"

Barsoom And Gor ~ A Comparison
John Norman's Gor world was clearly inspired by several sources, including the slave societies of Earth; namely, ancient Greece, ancient Rome, and ancient Egypt.. it is also clear that one major source of inspiration for the Gor series are the John Carter of Mars, or Barsoom, novels. When compared side-by-side, it is clear that John Norman plagiarized a huge amount of Gor from the author of the Barsoom novels, Edgar Rice Burroughs. Burroughs' works have inspired many science fiction and fantasy books; however, the similarities between Burroughs' work and Norman's work are too close to be a coincidence. Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875-1950) is best known as the creator of Tarzan. He wrote 24 novels in the Tarzan series. He was an astoundingly prolific author, and also wrote the Barsoom novels, the Pellucidar novels, The Land That Time Forgot, and numerous other novels. Many of his works were first printed in the "pulp fiction" magazines of his day, and were later published as books. The firs

The Bar Scene Has Changed
I recently went to a piano bar. Sure I had a good time, a lot of people were there, I chatted with a few, but mostly kept to myself. Now, if I am not mistaken, a bar was a place you go to so you can meet people. Seems like all the places I go to are full of people that are already dating, married or whatever. The single population of the bar scene is slowly disappearing. Their was a few wedding parties there so one of the musicians asked the crowd who there is in a long term relationship and damn near the whole place cheered. When he asked who was single, their was a few cheers. Ive been to this place a few times and its no different. Its full of mostly couples. So is a bar no longer a place for single people to go? Also this married woman noticed one of my tattoos and said it looked similar to her husbands. She was there with a friend who introduced her to some guy, and within minutes, this guy was putting his hand on her, on her back, shoulder, putting arm around her, kissing her c

47 Bars Of Crazy
theres no equl the way i destroy peoples leave um wit forehead wrinkles, deep in there spine they feel a tingle, business yes im quick to handle that, i dont slap box, i lace up the everlasts, back u up wit my verbical jab, my victims i smash, burn mics to ash, visions of a bloody past, red carpet my walkin path, brainstems i snap, perhaps the minds that i kidnapped, should probaly be doggy bagged, watch ur steps learn how to act, or in a flash, u n ur mans can get clapped, gave jadakiss his swag, taught mayweater his boxin stance, so let me tutor u if ur bad at math, whats a pound,up here it gets u three stacks, tracks get covered so the feds cant find there way back, if they see mee ull see a hundred and a half, on my speeddometer tagged, while im tossing out garbadge bags, of that killer green crack, with words i slash, u bitch nuccas til u reveal ur hairy clams, runnin back to ur scared ass fam, i spit hits, like kicks from van damn, the fire

Bar Talk Definitions -- Funny!!
HERE ARE ALL THE DEFINITIONS OF THINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR AT A BAR AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN: "No, really, I'm OK to drive." -- I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with. "I'm not used to these darts." -- I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed. "Let's go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (male to female) -- You would look great face down in my lap. "You get this one, next round is on me." -- We won't be here long enough to get another round. "I'll get this one, next one is on you." -- Happy hour is about to end.... now beers are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop. "I haven't seen you around here for a long time." -- You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends?? "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" -- I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position. "Let's get out of here." -- I just

The Bartender =)
The Bartender A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why? The Answer: The man had the hiccups. The gun scared him, and the hiccups went away.

Bar Troubleshooting Chart
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to gent's room, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its house training. Demand beer. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: M

Bar Tonight,...
As I said in my profile... I like to drink and I like to smoke. Many do not like it and that is fine. They won't like me much. I smoke during sex. Not because I am bored but I just cannot go that long without a cigarette and I like to fuck and suck for a long time. But I love those who are fans of smokers. My loving husband is one so every night before bed (when he is not at his girlfriends house) I light up a cigarette and suck him off. He always cums before I finish. So, tonight, I am doing that to someone lucky in Philly (well, outside of since Philly is now a no smoking in bars city). I am going to go to a bar, sit down and light up. The first man, the very first man who tells me to my face that they think it is sexy is coming out to my van in the parking lot and getting my smoke filled mouth wrapped around his cock. If he cums before I finish, great. If not, I will light another one. If he remarks it is distracting or bothersome, I will zip him up, kick him out, and fi

Bartending
So my brother in law went to bartending school and he kicked ass at it! He now has a diploma and can work anywhere he wants! I just wanted to send out mad probs to him because I am very proud of him! Oh and he makes BAD ASS drinks!

Bartendersand Moderators Needed At The Biker Bar
COME JOIN US AND MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!! (THIS BANNER LINKS TO THE BIKER BAR)JUST CLICK ON IT!!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR OUTGOING FUN LOVING BARTENDERS AND MODERATORS IF YOUR INTERESTED COME BY AND TALK TO SISSY AND COWBOY

Bartenders Psychology
Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink............................................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with

Bar Tab
My bar tab is $735.00 This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and d

Bar Tab Problems
Seems that since they changed to the new bar tab w/ the pull down menu or adding points for being online my bar tab lines disappear. I used to be able to see everything going on but now its only 3 line items and that is all. I cant see anything else and it sucks cuz I feel im not getting back to people. Is anyone else experiencing this?

Bartenders Psychology:
Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink............................................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Bartman Big Bomb Lounge
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Bartenders Psychology:
Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Dr

Bartender
Aint nothing working aint nothing right Theres a whole in me that I cant fill No matter how hard I try Hey bartender hit me with a double And introduce me to that girl with the bubble Im looking for trouble tonight No momma dont trust me tonight You be the center baby Id be the quarterback Hike hit the tailback Watch it on playback Jah smash that hitting that redbone Up in the endzone biting on the collarbone (chorus) I just want your company I just want you to comfort me just come with me Hey bartender hit me with another I just about had to kill this brother Shit Im looking for trouble tonight You be the beauty - baby Id be the beast Who gives a fuck take it to the bedroom Take it the streets Take it like a man muthafucker Yo bitch chose me muthafucker (chorus) 2x Take me there take me with you I cant be alone tonight I cant be alone tonight I cant trust myself tonight I cant trust myself tonight Baby please dont trust me tonight No please

Bartender Of The Year?
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg ogm .... etc... IVE BEEN ENTERED IN BARTENDER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah./... so im really excited right now.. makes me feel so goood.. all i have to do is come up with a drink using some sort of skyy vodka.. (blah... hate skyy) ... already done and the bar loves it... yay im gonna be bartender of the year in NOLA!!!!

Bar Tricks
I met a guy who claims to know a hundred bar tricks - ways to balance things, throw stuff, make objects seem to float in air. He showed me one or two, and I even practiced them at home that night. But when I am perched on a stool staring at a row of tap handles and a shelf of bottles blown or cut from colored glass (or however the hell they make them), I only know this one trick: I can turn a ten dollar bill into a double-shot gin and tonic. It's the only trick I need. © All rights reserved

Bar Tab Is $465.00
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n

Bar Tab Problems
Hi everyone :) I am not the type to beg for rates or anything like that,,but for the past 3 or 4 weeks I have been having problems with my bar tab. No one can see when I upload pics :( So,,if you have some spare time and ya feel like coming by my page to check out new pics,,I would greatly appreciate it :) Most of the newest ones are in "funny stuff",,"just me",,,and "pina colada night" folders :)Thank you and much love to all :)

Bar Tab Blues =(
Ok is it me or is the BAR TAB up there top left lagging for the last few days??? i am not getting anything in there till an hour or 2 sometimes 3 hours after anything has been posted... Van made 2 mumms around 10 - 10:30 this morning i didn't even get it in my tab till 1 pm, Ashley made a blog @ 11:10 am i did not get that till 3:30 pm same with Mel's blogs, even pics & mumms are not showing till later. I asked scrapper he said reboot, I rebooted same thing. I cleared out my temp files/cache even temp java files still lagging. Went to the support lounge they told me to do all the above & make sure its set to everything which it is LOL I know of one person who is also having the same problem but is anyone else out there? =( ok I'm done ranting now LOL

Bartenders... Oh Yes We Have A Bartender..
Come on in an meet Sexi Mami.. She is our bartender and Limo Ride host.. Drop her a line if you want to have a special Limo Ride.. She will take you up mountains, fun in the sun.. or even to see the lights in Vegas.. Sexi Mami ~ Playboy’s Sexi Bartender

Bartender Job And Rulz
BARTENDER JOB DESCRIPTION // RULES 1. ALWAYS ask if guests or members would like a drink. 2. Please serve the ROUND OF DRINKS bought by people in the lounge 3. You MUST ask every 5-8 minutes if anyone would like a refill or a fresh drink. 4. Play around and have fun, but PLEASE watch for drink requests. 5. PLEASE respond to a drink request IN CAPS with the name of the drink and the person it is to. EXAMPLES: a. SHOTGUN…. A SHOT OF 151 FOR YOU b. SLIDES A SOCO W/ CHERRIES DOWN THE BAR TO MIZZ B

Bar Tab
I'm not retarded enough to make a MuMM about it, and I haven't looked in the MuMM's for over 22 hours ... I honestly don't give a shit who commented or voted on who's MuMM .. or anything. Really, I don't. So besides making my Bartab "Actions for Me Only", how do I get rid of jacknuts wasting my space? Thanks =P

Bar Tab
i thought this was supposed to be an adult site. if it is why do we have to get a police report on everything that our friends and family does on here. the bar tab was a good way to know if someone added pics or stash and things of that nature. i really dont care who or what they comment on if it isnt mine. this is retarded. and as if there wasnt enough bull shit drama on here with all the contest and fakes and cheaters let alone people posting their life stories and personal life then they wanna cry when they dont get the type of attention they were looking for. give me a break people. we are all supposed to be adults here and too many are acting like children. now babyj want to add to the bull shit with a complete police report on all the actions of friends and family. give me a fuckng break. so with the addition of the bull shit to the bar tab why dont we have more filtering options to eliminate the shit. i have had the walkins blocked for sometime and over the last month or so i st

The Bar Tab Is Getting Out Of Hand
Is it just me, or is this bar tab thing getting a little ridiculous? I just signed on to find that not only Friend A just uploaded a photo, but Friend B commented on Person X's blog "Blah Blah Blah", and Friend A also left Goddess Knows Who a profile comment. Guess what? I DON'T CARE!! Pretty soon the bar tab will be filled with every action of every damn person on here. STOP THE INSANITY!!

Bar Tab
This is bullshit. I dont give a flying fuck who left who a comment. Till I start getting comments, its fucking depressing. It makes me wanna shot myslef when I see someones damn name apper on my fucking bartab more then my own. The only time I want someone elses name on my bartab is at a real bar and there name is on it cause they are buying my drinks. But shit I cant even get fucking e-drinks. I hate when I talk to someone, or atleast try and they ignore me. If I take the time to say hi you can alteast fucking reply and make me e-cool. Right now I feel like and e-nerd who gets his e-lucnh money stole. This is gayer then aids. On the flip side have a good night and a Merry Christmas. If I offended you with the Merry Christmas...I dont care.

Bar Tab!!
The new bar tab sucks, I dont care if my friends or my friends friends leave other people comments or view them or whatever. There should be a way to disable them, and make it like it was before where you could only see the actions that involved you or somone new walking in the bar....This is annoying!!!

Bar Tab
This is the second time my bar tab has disappeared, so if anyone has viewed, rated, fanned or whatever over the last couple of days, I'm not ignoring you. I just don't know you did, and I'm too damned lazy to go looking at everything to see if anyone's been there. I'll get back to you when they get it fixed.

The Bartab And You
"The Bartab" Story by Nathan Francis a.k.a. Shadow_of_God "Your Friend has Commented on the Mumm:..." This is what we now see in our Bartabs at the top of our screens. Showing us how much our friends pay attention to others. so Why exactly do we need to know what our friends are doing to others. Personally I do not care if one of my friends commented a random person that I don't know. In my Personal Opinion this is not the best idea that Fubar has had. Quite a few of us Fubarians have some personal Online Stalkers, so here Fubar has given them a chance to know exactly what we do. Yes you may be able to get rid of this in your options for the Bartab but as a result of this we can't see the basic things that our friends do. In a small recent poll that I took, I asked 6 of my friends if they liked this feature. "I can't Stand It. I have to actually go into my bar tab to see if anyone rated me or anything. I know I can turn it off but I want to know when a friend posts something.

Bartenders Psychology:
Keeping our different age groups (and taste buds) in mind, how accurate do you think this is? I can't wait to hear the comments. June "Bug" Bartenders Psychology: Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink... Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and cla

Bartab
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com (repost of original by 'DJ BARTAB BLACK DIAMOND DJ AKA THE DRUNKENMONKEY FUENGAGED AND RL/BF TO DJ KRAZYCHICK HONORARY DB' on '2008-02-26 14:03:13')

Bar Tab Problems
k... i don't know if anyone else is having the same problem as me but the last few days when i click on the see all link for my bar tab rates that other fubarians have sent me just seem to disappear... also the links for friend requests disappear b4 i've had a chance to accept them & i then have to send the person a friend request... has anyone else had this problem at all????

Bar Tab
Is anyone else having issues with their bar tab resetting everday??? If I'm not here 24/7 to pay back all the rates that have been given to me I don't catch them...So for those of you that have rated my pics or stash pls send me a private message so I can return the love...This has been going on for 3 days now for me...Is this a NEW feature that they have started, anyone know??? Thanks my friends, much love...Tina

Bartab Filters
hey everyone, if you hadn't noticed, there's now a link on your profile settings page (next to the 'Bartab Content' option) to configure some more advanced filters for the mini-bartab box that's at the top of every page. you can turn on or off every alert by type.... ie: if you only want to see when people rate you an 11 and leave you a comment, you can see that. or if you only care when your friends post comments on other peoples' mumms, you can see just that. for the first few days it was vip only, but it's now usable by everyone. let me know if you have any problems... cheers! edit: woops, i forgot to do a rollout to the site to turn it on for everyone.. it's going out now, and will be there in about 5-10 minutes. :-) -mike

Bar Tab
Thing is starting to piss me off. Case and point; · friend ___I££uSioN™___ posted a new blog entry! · friend justa ♥ ~ i... commented on ___I££uSio...'s blog 'Stairway To Hea...'! but no where between the two did it mention the comment Illusion posted on the same blog. Piece of crap...

Bar Thoughts
Bar Thoughts Category: Writing and Poetry ..> How many things can you do sitting in a saloon or bar, You could sit by a window and look at the passing vehicles from afar. You could slowly sip at a fishbowl sized mug of frosty ice cold beer, Chat with a drunk until he tells you to stop yapping in his ear. You could read all the football schedules and check out the nearly naked girl in the new beer sign, Or drink enough that the only thing you can think of is a four part Berma Shave line. You could sweet talk to the beautiful redhead that sat down next to you, Until she gives you the finger and tells you something about another unpleasant way to screw, Watch your favorite baseball team on the overhead television screen, Check the menu for burgers, shrimp or something thats nice and lean. Give a cute waitress a name of a drink that comes someplace south of ..> border. Always give her a couple of extra coins when she ca

Bart Gay
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Bartender Makes A Guy Do Him A Blowjob
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Bartab Invites
To invite using the bartab feature: Hover over the user you want to invite and click on the last "invite to lounge" icon. *Some members have this disabled, if so this icon will not show* Select Bad Habitz Radio out of the drop down list. *You must be in the lounge for the invitation to send* Hit invite and it will prompt you that the invite was sent successfully. *Invite sent only shows if it is sent from a list (i.e. recent salutes)*

Bartenders, Herb, Rum, A Cockblock And A Threesome.. What?!
Okay, well its been a while since I last blogged about my experiences and what I have been through, sifting through my memory its time to start off where I left last. This is a true story, nothing fabricated or corrupted by word of mouth. This is my story. The story of the Phoenix as I many times have sarged clubs and bars under that alias. You see, Phoenix was everything I wanted to be, the person I wasn't.. the person I was never able to be before. He was the balled up fury inside of me, the scorn I had for my x wife.. the embodyment of pain and rejection passed on to me for years and years by all women. It was my turn to be in control, it was my turn to be the heart breaker. At this point I only cared about two things, having fun by all costs and smashing as many women I could and throwing them away just as I had been thrown away. I did it not only for myself but for all those other "good" guys out there who had been done wrong, I felt empowered by this and justified in doing what I

Bartel In The Second Quarter, Saskatchewans Chris Milo And Congi Exchanged Field Goals Of 46 And 27 Yards, Respectively. Late In The Opening Half, Mil
REGINA -- Just as hed predicted, Hamilton Tiger-Cats slotback Andy Fantuz received a warm welcome from the Saskatchewan Roughriders fans on Saturday. Jonathan Dwyer Jersey . That reception cooled considerably though as Fantuz and quarterback Henry Burris -- also a former Roughrider -- led the Ticats to a 35-34 come-from-behind victory over Saskatchewan. Burris threw three touchdowns in the fourth quarter to help Hamilton avenge a 43-16 loss to the Roughriders in Hamilton in late June. "You know what they say. Its never over until it gets to zeros on the scoreboard time clock," said Tiger-Cats head coach George Cortez. "Thats what you keep telling the players and you hope that eventually they believe it." The sellout crowd of 32,898 at Mosaic Stadium fans treated Fantuz as just another player on the opposing team as soon as play began. The Riders fans also kept up the tradition of greeting Burris with the mocking chant of "Hen-ry, Hen-ry, Hen-ry." Like Fantuz, the Tiger-Cats quarterback

Bar/work/kid
im at work now and i dont useally work days. i work the night shift. but theres this halloween party at the gold dust tonight and i wanted to go and hang out w/ some friends. since i havent really done that since new years eve. . . memories. . . but im feeling guilty about going since it will mean that ill be away from my kid all day. and wont get to really see him. i played w/ him a little this morning before i came to work. anyone that knows me knows i work alot to keep up w the bills so ive already got that guilt of not seeing him but on the other hand i have really gone to a bar in 10 months. so im going to go to the bar tonight and then monday since i have it off im going to spend the whole day w/ him. so if u have an input let me know. and there is my random thought for the day

The Bar Where The Drunk Driver Was Drinking
TOLEDO - New details on the bar at the center of a deadly drunk driving investigation. The Ohio Department of Public Safety has cited the Rodeo Bar in Oregon with improper conduct. News 11 is told investigators found human growth hormone and two syringes inside the bar. This is the same place where police say, 24- year-old, Michael Gagnon, was drinking last Sunday before causing a deadly crash on I-280. A mother and four children were killed. The Rodeo bar could have its license revoked.

Basaran's Describe Life Under Fire
wo residents in Basra describe conditions in the city and what they know of the fighting between Iraqi forces and local militia. RAAD, BASRA Smoke rises during clashes between Mahdi Army and state forces in Basra The Iraqi Prime Minister has given the militia 72 hours to leave Basra I think the worst fighting is in Hayania district, it's the poorest area of Basra and a stronghold of the Mehdi Army, but it's a bit far from us to know what's really going on. There is not much fighting where we live in al-Janina district, but we can hear the fighting in al-Jumhouriya - a poor neighbourhood a couple of miles away. The government started this operation without warning, so we were caught off guard. We are stuck in our house, unable to go out and buy food. No shops are open anyway. People have already started to ration their food. The water supply has been cut. I don't know why - maybe it's because the water engineers are staying at home like everyone else. I think th

Baseball
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"$#@&!&! The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing

Base
feather soft skin dipped in sin God you'd be beautiful if not for every blemish on that hellish and forsaken face your eyes... I'm certain I remember that they once sparkled with laughter glistened with tears -blackened- with anger... but now, to look into them is to be sucked in to the merciless madness that now rules you the only shimmer in your illness ridden gaze is that of an animal -trapped- a deer caught in headlights glaze poor dear, once so lovely now so deranged everything you once were has been rearranged I loved you once, but now that you've changed there is no more of you to love Take it up with Him. 'cause I'm just not strong enough to care for your beastly form Darling, I apologize for abandoning you at your worst but _all_the_love_in_the_world_ could never be enough to cover up what you've become.

Base Ball
Before 1859, baseball umpires were seated in padded chairs behind home plate. new There is a hidden obscenity on the bottom of Bill Ripken's bat in the 1989 Fleer baseball card. A baseball will go farther in hot temperature than in cold temperature. A regulation baseball has exactly 108 stitches. A superstition in baseball is to never lend your bat to anyone or you will be jinxed. Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball. Baseball games between college teams have been played since the Civil War. Baseball was the first sport to be pictured on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Baseball's home plate is 17 inches wide. Black Betsy was the name of Shoeless Joe Jackson's 44 ounce baseball bat. Elmer Smith was the first player to hit a grand slam in a World Series. In 1946, the New York Yankees became the first baseball team to travel by plane. In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry said, "They'll put a man on the moon befor

Based On My First Time
Seduction By BBW Late Bloomer was I Shy, timid, but full of raw desire Looking to give my love To that Special someone 23 years gone by alone, unloved, despair Why would anyone want me SIGH SIGH SIGH Then she appears BIg, beautiful, Enchanting Great prteadtory Tigress I was to become her prey Her eyes pierced ym soul Her lips touched my innerbeing withou touching me My body on fire Mistress of Seduction Plump and Juicy Queen knew without knowing Magnetic attraction patient, loving, great skill Tought me to be a real man no boundaries or limits my body, mind and soul belonged to her I becwame her lover Nursing her glamourous breasts feasting of her diamond making love, the envy of the universe barbie doll world make fun and pick at her physique What fools they are BBWs You ALL are... Goddesses, Queens, masters of the art of making love Learn to see in yourself what i see and already know I bow in service and undying love and

“basehead Attack”
“Basehead Attack” So there I was watching Sanford and Son, working the graveyard shift. At a party store, rolling a spliff. I'm behind the Glass I see crack heads all night. But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't felling right. My first sight was a base head Trying to break into my car. In plain view too, I ran out with a crowbar hammered it upside his cranium, he fell over Dead, but no blood, only dust; he's a fucking base head. Here comes another one jumping out of a tree, but I ain't even Have to move, he missed by like 20 feet. He slammed down on the pavement, I quicked started kicking. Beat him with the Crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitching. Look behind me, seen another zombie in the register. I'm use to shooting em off From begging from the customers, but now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax. Whipped it from there and Stuck it into his back. THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! They on a Mission They Always On the Hunt for Something They alwa

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walking home from school in the country, the day was sunny and bright a boy saw a classmate being jumped, broke it up cause he felt it wasnt right They walked along and talked for awhile then each took a different path down the road a ways a group of angry teens caught him with their wrath at twelve he gave quite the struggle. hell, he almost got away but the rifle shots had him pinned down, behind a tree he was forced to stay. He heard them closing in, using lots of racial slurs then a rock came thru the sky and everything was a blur he awoke from the darkness he knew it was night. an old clock radio played country music, it was his only source of light. his hands were tied securely, he was in some abandoned shack He heard a car pull up and stop, but it was the teens just coming back for days during the day he was beaten, each night horrified he cried He prayed for strength, help and even for death. but day after day was denied at last they came and removed him he was th

Baseball Is Soon On Us
Now that my Cowboys have crushed my dreams of a Superbowl win I must move my eyes to Baseball. I am a die hard fun of the lovely losers, yes that would the Cicago Cubs. But after this off season, where the Trubine company decied to spend money I have a dreams again. I dream of a last to frist season turn around, and that the Cubs complete what they started in 2003 and win the World Series. Damn it I am tired of What till Nesy Year, damn it The Red Sox's and the White Sox's had there next years happen in the last two out of three World Series, I think it is about time that the Cubs see thier next year also. WTF - you am I kidding these are the Cubs and that damn goat will find away to haunt these Cubs from his grave like every other year. Go Cubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basement Is Flooded
Until this stupid moisture ceases where i live I will be spending the majority of my time sucking...haha WATER out of my basement...bunch of pervs I adore ya...but I can't sit and type so please dont think I am ignoring you...I am bored in my basement watching water be sucked up to be pumped out....if you dont know this about me yet you do now..I FUCKING HATE CONNECTICUT RAIN!!!!! there i said it...I feel a little better :Þ not that half of my "friends" will read this but those who do care about me will...lol so thanks for reading what i have taken time to type!!! infact if you have 50 cherry bucks maybe you could flood me with the dirty weeds so they could suck out the water faster :) if not thats cool but it would be fun to see how many ppl want to help me dry out my basement LOL mad loves!!

Baseball
grrrrrr im bout to loose another damn bet cause the damn braves pitcher doesnt know how to freaking pitch.... grrrrrr ok if im not around much towards the end of next week then that means im hiding so i dont have to pay up on my bet and will come back out once hubby gets back on the road!! :P

The Basement Troll
Gotten from a greyhound station , installed in a dank musty hole. It doesn't matter what clothes i would wear whether i was fat or ugly. Nothing mattered. I am a basement troll, shoved down in the darkest forgotten place of your heart....of your mind.You don't hear me, my voice didn't register. I wanted to escape. Why did you even keep me. I'm just another piece of crap shoved away.

Baseball Game
Last friday my company hosted Pool party at the wave pool in La Porte. They had some door prizes and I won 6 tickets to the Astros game last night. I have to say the kids had a great time at the pool it was not crowded and the weather was so nice, it was in the evening so once the sun is down is not too hot but the water temp is still warm, it felt soooo good!!! Afterwords we went to McD's and had happy meals and burgers...the kids wanted toys but they did eat their food, so is all good. We went to the game last night, my son, mom, dad, nephew and one of my nephews friend(my sis was supposed to come but she ended up working.) We had some good seats, dogout level...I got some good pictures of the players, the Houston Astros got 2 home runs last night, they won the game but the Washington Nationals put up a good fight, so I think it was a good game. I am not real big on baseball myself but my dad and the kids are, it was fun...

Baseball Game
Peeing in the Bushes > > A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic > garbage bags, one in each hand. Because of a hole in one of the bags a > $20 bill occasionally falls our of the bag and onto the pavement. > Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills > falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady .. > "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for > the warning!" > > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that > money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, > my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. And > each time there's a game, a lot of the male fans come and pee in the > bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the > bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his > thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" > >

Baseball Is Better Than Men
1. No matter what, every single night between April and October, its always on AS SCHEDULED at 1:05, 3:55 on Saturdays, 7:05 or 10:05 for a West Coast game. Baseball is always on when it says its on, and there's always LEGIT excuses for it not being on, IE rain. And even then, the games are made up. Baseball is "never too busy for you." 2. Every single date with baseball is always entertaining. Whether it's human batting target Kevin Youkilis getting beaned for the 7 billionth time, Clemens and Schilling engaging in a battle of the AARP members or Scott Proctor setting his jock strap on fire, something interesting always happens before, during, or after a baseball game. Even watching Baltimore getting blown out 105 to 3 during a meaningless game is more entertaining than about 99 percent of dates I've been on. 3. Even when your team goes down in a brutal extra innings game, you know that they tried their hardest and that no matter the horrific outcome of Aaron fucking Boone belti

Based On A Meditation From Laurie Cabot's Crystal Color Countdown
Based on a meditation from Laurie Cabot's Crystal Color Countdown meditation from "The Power of the Witch". 1. Center yourself through deep breathing. 2. Begin by picturing a red 7 in your mind. * Really see it, the texture of it, if its shiny, how RED the red is (the deepness/lightness of the color can be an indication of weakness or stress in this area). * As you fix the image repeat the word "power". * When you feel that the energy and color are strong and focused, picture the number dissolving into a beam that enters the lowest chakra and recharges the energy in this area. 3. Repeat this with the following numbers/colors and words: 6 Orange Strength 5 Yellow Joy 4 Green Love 3 Blue Truth 2 Indigo Knowledge 1 Violet Wisdom 4. I then proceed with any meditative activities or energy focusing that I need to. 5. To return to the now, I count up

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I'M SO GLAD BASEBALL IS BACK.OK SO IT'S NOT OFFICIALLY BACK UNTIL MARCH 31ST THAT IS OPENING DAY,BUT ATLEAST I HAVE SPRING TRAINING GAMES TO WATCH UNTIL THE GAMES COUNT IN 3 WEEKS OR SO.I KNOW MOST OF U AREN'T YANKEE FANS BUT I DON'T CARE I LOVE MY YANKEES AND I LOVE HOW EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE THEM.IT GIVES ME THAT US AGAINST THE WORLD MENTALITY LOL.NOW THE PAST 8 YEARS HAVEN'T ENDED THE WAY I WANTED THEM TO END BUT THE REALLY GOOD THING IS THE YANKEES FINALLY WENT BACK TO THEIR OLD FORMULA OF DEVELOPING YOUNG TALENT AND MIXING THEM IN WITH SOME OF THE VETERANS,WHICH IS HOW THEY WENT ON THEIR BIG RUN IN THE 90'S.SO YEA THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT ONCE AGAIN AND I AM SO GLAD AFTER A LONG WINTER TO SEE BASEBALL BACK AGAIN.I KNOW ONE THING,THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY INTERESTING YEAR AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR OPENING DAY!!!!!!!

Baseball
Okay so this is my first blog, but i just wanna say that i wanna go to a MLB game soooooo bad, the last time i was there it was aug 2005 so im in desperate need to go to one again...The Pirates were playing the reds, and even though the pirates are my team the reds are a close second so it was a great game!!!!!! I seen Griffey hit a homerun and that was sooooo memorable! I LOVED IT..I am sooooooo pumped and just feel like i have to go this summer! LOL.

Baseball & Yahoo
During the spring, summer and part of the fall months i watch a lot of baseball. I'm a huge fan of the Cardinals. I'll very rarely be on fubar when i am, but usually have my Yahoo IM logged on. If you need or want me, then get me there. It's been a strange day and i usually have at least one person pissed because i didn't answer them at these times. Don't be that person...thanks.

The Basement
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Baseball.....not A Sports Blog.
Ok I was in a discussion with a lovely young lady in my shoutbox and we were debating on how riveting we found the book War & Peace and then she turned the conversation to sex. I know she is such a hussy. Anyways I brought up a point about how guys think of baseball to make themselves last longer during sex. She had never heard of this concept and questions me on the thought. I informed her that it is well known and everyone knows this theory soooooooo this is my way of proving it. Ppl we need answers here in the comments so I can prove her ass wrong. She said if she is proven wrong I get to see her ta-ta's so help a brotha out. Kidding....answer honestly....tanx!

Baseball
I'm gonna do something here, that I never thought that I would do. And it pains me to do it more than most of you can imagine. I would like to take this moment to commend the Boston Red Sox. I hate the Red Sox more than any other sports team, but they did good in dealing away Manny. No more Manny being Manny BS, the guy is 100% with what is wrong with baseball. He is a guy who is an incredible hitter. He's put up Hall of Fame numbers. But I'd like to be the first to say, in my book, he's not close to being a Hall of Famer. On the plus side, he's a great hitter, good power and average numbers. By all accounts, he's a great teammate, with many players saying that they love being around him. He's a fan favorite, well, sometimes he is. Big Friggin Deal! He made millions a year. But that was NEVER enough. He was always crying that he never felt wanted. They pay you $20000000 a year retard, that's plenty reasons showing that they want you. He always has an injury a ye

Baseball Source Says Yankees Fire 2 Scouts
NEW YORK (AP)—The New York Yankees have fired two scouts under investigation in a probe of possible skimming from contracts with Latin American players, The Associated Press has learned. The Yankees terminated the contracts of Carlos Rios, their director of Latin American scouting, and Ramon Valdivia, their Dominican Republic scouting director, a baseball official said Friday. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because no announcement had been made. The two, who had been on leave, were terminated Thursday, the official said. They were accused of skimming six figures from the deals, a second baseball official said, also speaking on condition of anonymity because no announcements had been made. Yankees general manager Brian Cashman declined comment. Major League Baseball has been investigating alleged skimming involving Latin American operations for months. In May, the Chicago White Sox fired director of player personnel David Wilder along with two scouts in the club’s La

The Basement
Now here is a lounge that rocks the casbah.. only one thing a co owner since day 1 of me being in there has pulled the hate game.. so you know what you will be a lounge that looses true blue people because of this type of thing.. its like that old lady at the job you just started that is so afraid of loosing it she will go above and beyond to make you wanna leave because it is her whole life. now i did not do a thing to make her dislike me she targeted me i guess because i talk to people.. people like this should not have authority.... so i guess i am not in with the basement part of the clique.. i have only one thing to say I bid a farewell to it because i have not the time to be hassled when i am just trying to get my grove on.. oh yeah and fuck you with a chainsaw zombie cunt.

The Basement Pt Poo
OH and another thing 5 people have told me personally she is like this she is just jealous she is a bitch... but then i go in there and these same 5 just let the shit slide... i know this is internet bs and it really does not matter in the whole scheme of things but honestly there are tooo many chiefs not enough indians.. and everyone is a typing contradiction .... two faced as fuck ... is it so damn hard to be real.. is it to much to ask to be treated with respect even tho my name is not a color?

Baseball Card Singles
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Bases Of Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. I kinda know what they are but not really dose an… Dec 20, 2006 ... What does it mean to get to first base today, or do men even think about it anymore? Is it a given on a first date? The bases of dating- many teens have many different definitions of the bases and when is appropriate to get to them. I opened up a Qbook and asked what some ...

Baseball
I can't wait till the current baseball season starts. I am a Cleveland Indians fan but I also Love the Atlanta Braves. Even though baseball has been scared with steroid scandals I still am a fan. bottom line if your a true fan what the players take shouldnt really matter at all

Baseball .....lmao
A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too. At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy nodded yes. 'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a jerk. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded again. He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ***' is it?' Again, the little boy nodded. 'Good,' said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your gran

Basement Dwellers!!
Dear Basement and Closet Dwellers! Here are the rules.... 1.Food and Alcohol will be supplied. 2. Ganga is provided please see Seamus for this 3. Witty will be handing out Pillows 4. Witty was the first stalker shes in charge 5. Seamus is second 6. Please if they hurt you in any way you may now see Kit for any injuries, she has alot of pills. 7. Ketch22 has little umbrellas for the drinks and is the official bed jumper 8. Drill will be providing free sex to all the ladies... please refrain from over using his butt... thank you 9. If you get angry because you have been couped up to long take it out on the BIRD (Name) 10. Hugh will be the resident petting zoo owner.. feel free to go pet Bruno, Leo or his furry cat... 11. SDSU Aztec... my resident pirate.....watch out for the monkey it tends to piss on you 11. Once again shes back the name changing crazy sister of mine.. shes off limits touch her and you will pay..love you Witchie Thank you for coming to the basement..

Baseball
Well since I have had a terrible case of the Mondays today, it is great to see the Yankees still playing the best baseball they have played in about a decade! 11-3 in the top of the 9th... 10 out of 11 isn't too shabby... let's keep this tear going!! goodnight to all and always.... GO YANKS!!

2 Bases In Germany 2 In Italy
i leave tommorrow for schweinfurt germany...and then to a base in grafenwohr i wont have internet at either of these bases so will be offline for about 2 weeks...when i get back i SHOULD have a couple days off.Then i will be leaving for Italy...to aviano airbase and then to vincenza...should have internet there.....so soming it up will miss you and will see you all in about 2 weeks andy A.K.A. Fat

Based On The Shamrock I Chose, I Am...
Your Shamrock Says You Are Loving You are balanced, nurturing, and sympathetic. You understand people and love to help them. At times, you get too involved with what's going on in other people's lives. It's hard to remove yourself. You consider yourself a lucky person. Luck always seems to be on your side. You are stylish, in a classic sort of way. You are particular about how you like things. The Shamrock Personality Test The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings Well, this one is a big, fat lie!!! :P

Basel Arrival 2011: Replica Breitling Watches Watch
In Basel 2011, Replica Breitling Watches_Breitling Bentley_ Breitling replica watches will launch its new Breitling Bently pocket watch which integrates most precise and complicated two functions into one watch, automatic adjustment perpetual calendar in leap year; date, week, month, leap year and moon phase displays;hour, quarter,minute repeater. New Breitling Bentley pocket watch consists of nearly 700 components. It adopts an unmass applied design in the end of 19th century as its movement blueprint. Seeing through its transparent case back, you can comprise everything in sight, exquisite hand polishing, rounding chamfer and “Côtes de Genève”Geneva arabesquitic. There is patter design that Owen Bentley standed at the side of racing car model on the 18 K yellow gold case back in the respect of Owen Bentley. New Breitling Bentley pocket watch blends the modern grace with antique flavor. Every one would acclaim it as the peak of perfection. New Breitling Bentley pocket w

Baseball Game.
I am so rooting for St. Louis Cardinals. I hope they win today and go on to the world series. I hope the Red Sox wins the american league team cause I love them too. Stephen King is a huge Red Sox fan so so am I. I seen him at a world series game on tv. I nearly freaked out. I hope my mom gets me his new book entitled Dr. Sleep. It's supposed to be a continuation of the Shining, but when danny is an adult in the book. I would love to read that book. Anyhoo, go Cards. you have to win this game or it's over.

Bashing
Recently, Heather told me of someone who came to our page and decided to verbaly put her down for a certan picture that was posted up. 1st of all, I really don't appreciate attacks on my girl. I was the one who put that picture up. If you have a problem with that then we can disuss it like mature adults. I don't respond to name calling because it really gets us no where and it shows me your maturity level. So, a kind warning, if you decide to come here and don't like what you see...then move on. Heather nor I don't have time for silly put downs. Thank you, Jason

~bashing Heads~ Being An Outcast
A lot of my friends know I have bi polar. It's not something I am proud of, but like many others can't help the fact that I have it either. (For those of you that don't know) It is a mood swing disorder. It's not only hard on the person whom has it but it is hard on their family as well. What chaps my ass about it the most is that I am jugded for having something wrong with me. If it was a physical handicap most would just over look it. Why is it people are like this? For the most part I am under control thanks to my meds. But with this dis-order people don't get that it just doesn't effect happiness or depression. every mood you have is heightened. (In some area's of life this can be a REALLY good thing.) In others it's hard, but should make me no different then anyone else. If you wanna judge me for that or this blog, I am sorry to say you have a bigger problem then I do...At least some of us can admit we have a frigging people and get help for it... LOL and to those of y

Bashing
Bashing, trashing, smashing, thrashing on kids too concerned with fashion Kiss my fucking ass and my $10 sunglasses It never ceases to amaze me the way you bitch and freak When something you wear on your feet actually gets dirty You know all you have to do is covet them And I’m going to have to scuff them Main point of a shoe for me is to keep my foot off the street They’re littered with shit, broken glass, and needles incase you haven’t noticed And if I see one more make-up kit I’m going to beat it Here look You see this kitchen table’s leg I hold between my index finger and thumb? This is now my make-up kit beating club Well done You’ve survived your sacrifice and now you can be reborn under some else’s name This is a cute little branding cult you have going on Does it take much faith? Is the price of perfection within my credit limit? Can I get some salvation I can wear on my back? Just thought I would ask All of you are just so fucking dumb you must be having a

Bashing Bulletins
I have had the honor of making quite a few friends on here and I wouldn't trade you for anything. Some of you get along and some can't stand each other for reasons I do not comprehend as this is an entertainment website and is not real life. I will say I do not get involved in the drama, nor do I talk shit about any of you to any of my other friends. That being said...I want to ask a favor...PLEASE STOP WITH THE BASHING BULLETINS. If you don't like someone so be it...send em weeds, block em or whatever...but please leave that crap out of the bulletins...It is getting to the point where that is all there is...People airing out their dirty online fantasy laundry about people they probably will never meet. It is just frustrating folks. Most of us on here like to have a good time and enjoy having fun and joking around. We also left Junior High School a long time ago. I know life was simpler then, no adult worries or responsibilities..but that still is no excuse for allowing our behaviors t

Bashfull
· friend TaKe IT DeEp updated status: gone 2 work...yuk!!!! · johnboy26691 just checked you out! · Tha #1 Stunna rated your photo a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna rated your photo a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna rated you a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna just checked you out! Look at what this fag did...... he has no picture on his profile, but he can downrate someone......... it must be some fuckin retard i shut down before such a big boy!!! To bad he cant show his face so everyone knows what a looser he is!!!

Bashing
wow so much BBW Bashing lately on the mums, way out of hand in my opinion, granted a big girl isnt for everybody, but just remember someone does find her beautiful and I have to say to the bashers is remember the saying "those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

A Bashing Free Break Today..
Good Morning once again it is a Friday and the start to the weekend. I figured I would not bring up any bad going on in the world, heck one can just pick up a local or international paper and get their daily dose of that or like listening to bad news just before retiring to bed or when one gets home from work what is that all about? So today this Friday I am going to search for only good things. ….. Hmmm…. Search is over…. I could only find one good thing… That is you, for you reading this is a good thing. Unlike those cheesy friendship letters which you have to send on to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or bad will happen to you. How about the one that reads, Send this on to all your friends and you will have 10 years of good sex… yeah… that will happen. So this is a do not send along letter today. Today is if you read this. If YOU READ THIS you are thought of as a great FRIEND no ifs ands or buts! How can this be you say? Where is the trick? Well there is no trick. Because in sen

Basic Mead
Basic Mead Basic Mead Source: Scott James (scojam@scojam.Auto-trol.COM) Mead Lover's Digest #18, 16 October 1992 Ingredients: 10 lbs honey (clover honey, processed. From local super market chain) 1 can concentrated white grape juice (condensed for reisling wine; from homebrew shop) 5 gal. water 5 grams dry "Pasteur Champagne yeast" Procedure: I let it ferment for 3 months in primary (70F), then bottled; priming with 1 lb honey disolved in 4 cups boiling water. Comments: After six months we (college roomies) couldn't stand the wait and broke into the stuff. Due to a bitter taste, we mixed most of it into a wine cooler at a party (no flames, please). Just recently I tried one of the two remaining 1 year old bottles. It was fantastic! Smooth and sparkley! I have one bottle left, I'm saving it to share with that special some one... postscript: I tried the last 2 1/2 year old bottle -- Absolutely pristine and crisp. Lots of bubbles li

Basic Black Tiger Shrimp Risotto
cup arborio rice 1 lb fresh Black Tiger Shrimp 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1 large onion, finely diced 1/2 cup dry white wine 2 1/2 cups chicken stock 2 tbsp unsalted butter 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese, grated 2 tbsp heavy cream 1/4 tsp saffron filaments 1. Add saffron to 1 tbsp of warm water and set aside. 2. Bring your chicken stock to a boiling point and have it ready at stove side. 3. In a large skillet with a heavy bottom, heat oil over low heat and saute onions until translucent. Add rice, stir to coat with oil and saute with onions to toast each grain, approximately 7 minutes. 4. Once toasted, add white wine slowly, stirring with a wooden spoon. Add saffron liquid. 5. Once the rice has absorbed the wine, add 1 cup chicken stock, stirring occasionally. Continue adding stock as the rice absorbs the liquid and the pot becomes dry, until all the stock is absorbed (this process should take approx. 20 minutes). 6. With 2-3 minutes left, add the shrimp and

Basic English
OK, I'm going to rant here. Bear with me. "your" is a possessive. It's used in front of something you own. Like "your house" or "your child." It is NOT used in the case where you would otherwise use "you are," such as "your hot" or "your going." In this case, what you want, really, is "YOU ARE," which is shortened to "you're." So "you're hot" or "You're going to Canada" or whatever. Of course, nothing is worse than "ur." And then there's "there," which is even worse. "There" is used to define a place. "We're there." "Their" is a possessive, as in "their coats," "their house," etc. But wait! Then there's "they're!" Guess what, that's just like "you're." It's short for "they are," meaning "they're hot," or "they're going to Canada." Luckily, noone's figured out a way to slaughter that in internet speak. Sometimes I wander over the internet and wonder how half the people on it graduated from high school. I'm the first to admit that I'm a bit of an English snob

Basil Parmesan Orzo With Lemon Peel
Preparation Time: 5 minutes Cooking Time: 10 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 1/2 lb. orzo pasta 1 clove garlic, minced 2 Tbsps. fresh basil, finely chopped 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 tsp. lemon peel, grated Instructions Cook orzo in boiling salted water 8-10 minutes or until al dente. Drain well. Remove from heat and let stand 5 minutes, covered. Stir in remaining ingredients and pepper to taste.

Basic Marinara Sauce
Preparation Time: 15 minutes Cooking Time: 1 hour, 10 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients 2-1/4 lbs. canned plum tomatoes 2 Tbsps. olive oil 1 cup onionscooked, chopped 1/2 cup carrotsgrated, finely grated 4 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1/4 cup dry red wine 2 Tbsps. tomato paste 1/2 cup parsley, chopped 1 Tbsp. dried oregano 2 tsps. dried basil 1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg 1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper salt, to taste Instructions Drain tomatoes, reserving 1 cup juice. Crush tomatoes with the back of a spoon and set aside. Heat the oil in a saucepan over medium low heat. Add the onions, carrots and garlic. Cook, stirring, until the onions and garlic have wilted, about 10 minutes. Add the tomatoes, reserved juice, wine, tomato paste, and the remaining ingredients. Cover, cook over medium heat for 15 minutes. Remove the cover and simmer another 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Basic Tantric Methodology
BASIC TANTRIC METHODOLOGY 1/ Sexual activity changes the chemical character of the body and brain. a. The more intense the sexual activity the more the chemistry changes. b. Orgasm, especially in men, tends to switch off the chemical changes. c. Plateau stage (pre-orgasm) sexual activity brings the strongest long-term chemical change. d. Plateau stage sexual activity is not commonly reached prior to 7-12 minutes of arousal activity. e. A minimum of 38 minutes of Plateau Stage sexual activity is required to reach a "mature" stage of chemical change in the body and brain. f. The longer the chemical change produced by sexual activity is continued, the more the higher brain circuits are energized into awareness. g. The more often sexual energy is used to produce the desired energy the less often the body and brain will return to the old energy, which you are trying to change. h. Continued practice of sexual rituals at a high frequency aids in gaining control over the Desire Na

Basic Freedoms, Relgion, Or Just Wanting To Be Free,
why is most of the world concerned with relgion, wanting too ban it from everyday life,, what is so bad with the teaching of the bible, since when has it been so bad oo love your naighbor or not too steal, or murder, too be good, too do the right things in your life, too be simple and just do right by other people, weather you may or maynot believe in God, tell me whats worng with the living life right honest and moral, believing in helping your naighbor loving your familey, caring for one another, obeying the law,, believe it or not our laws come based on the bible, today free speech is ok as long as its not about the bible,, i got news the 1st amendment is missinterpted by our government, when it talks about relgion and government seperate, put in proper context it means that when our ancesters came here from england they were forced to serve in a one country church sponcered by the government, so they came here so they could worship as they choose, our 1st amendment says the governm

Basilisk Limited Edition Boxed Set V01
"To the one I love...Prepare to die." Yet another treasure for the collection that leaves a mixed emotion... Along the lines of Ninja Scroll.....and beyond; with the monstrous uber extreme Ninja Clan Fued to the Death.... Not as good as Scroll, but the art is crisp, colorful, however it must be listened to in Japanese otherwise the voiceovers are out of character.... Episode 1 is classic, rivalry to the very end Two waring ninja tribes get to choose 10 members to duel to the death to see who will decide the next Shogun. #1 Comes in a Limited Edition Wooden Storage case to add to its collector goodness.... Not As Good as I hoped, the excellent art somehow cannot overcome the outlandish ninja bizarre freak fest Disk 1 start out strong at a 3.75, and ends flat: I give this one a let down.... 1.5 outta 5 :(

Basic Friend Etiquette
Hello Newer Friendly type people. Heres a few things you should know about me. I am 30 years old. I have four children. I DO NOT HAVE ANY DAMN NAKED PICS SO FFS PLEASE QUIT ASKING! I joined this site for FRIENDS not to partake in the Meat Factory that some ppl think this place is. I have been here nearly six months and in the last 2 months I have gotten the private pics question at least 5 times a day. MY "PRIVATE" folder is an animated avatar that I upped for my friend Krista. It is Private because I dont want points for her pic. Now If you would like to be a person I want to talk to and associate with on a regular basis treat me as a lady and not your one way ticket to boobs and ass. I am a good girl. I dont put up anything I wouldnt want my mom to see.

Basic Skills
Shutdown Definition Shutdown means stopping all psychic activity, totally but temporarily. Closing all psychic perceptions lets you stop to understand what you have experienced. It helps you recover from emotional surprise or shock and return to reality. When psychic experiences frighten you, take a step back and relax. Breathe. Consider whether you really need to shut down, or whether you’d do better to think things over. Shutting down means you will have to completely stop thinking about what happened. Sometimes this may not be helpful. If thinking about the experience bothers you too much, or makes your energy feel bad, go ahead and shut down for a while. If, instead, you can stop using the ability for a few minutes, sit back, and think, do that instead. Shutting down all abilities is an extreme step. It can always be reversed, but it will take some effort to open again. The section on personal changes discusses frightening experiences in detail. Shutting Down Shutdown h

~~basics, No Replacement For It~~
>>>> I grew up in the 60's with practical parents. A mother, God love her, >>>> who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She >>>> was >>>> the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it... A father >>>> who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. >>>> >>>> Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived >>>> barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and >>>> a >>>> hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in >>>> the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the >>>> kitchen >>>> radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress Things we keep. >>>> >>>> It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that >>>> re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be > wasteful. >>>> Waste >>>> meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be >>>> more. >>>> >>>> But then my mot

Basic Rules For Cats Who Rule The House
Basic Rules For Cats Who Run A House DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs. GUESTS: Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that lap. For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred cats go to black wool clothing. NOTE: Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth. For the guest who exclaims, "I love kitties!" be ready with aloof disdain, apply claws to stockings or arms, or use a quick nip on the ankle. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit there and star

Basic 5 Gallon Ale Recipe
Basic 5 Gallon Ale Recipe Ingredients * One 3.3 lb. can hopped extract * One 3.3 lb. can unhopped extract * Two packages Nottingham yeast * 3/4 Cup Corn sugar Equipment (Order Quality Wine and Ale Supply Brewers BestTM Equipment Package #1000) * One large stainless steel stock pot (3 gallons or larger) * One plastic Primary Fermenting bucket with lid and air lock * One plastic Bottling Bucket with Bottling Spigot * Hydrometer * Bottles & Caps * Capper Creating the Wort 1. Sterilize all equipment associated with the Primary Fermenting bucket. 2. Remove labels from the cans of extract. Fill sink with faucet hot water enough to cover the two cans as they lay on their sides. Soak the unopened cans at least 15 minutes in the hot water. 3. Bring one gallon of water to boil in the stock pot. Empt

Basic Ip Knowledge
To obtain IP addresses on Windows. First method. Click Start Menu Click Run Type 'Cmd' Type 'ipconfig' It lists all functional ips on your computer or gateway. Second Method. Click Start Menu Locate and Click Command Prompt. Type 'ipconfig' Installing a router. Step One - First on all computer that are going to link to router, follow above method of prefernce but type 'ipconfig /release' after everything else then leave all computers alone. Install router and follow instructions on hardware connections. Install cd if needed. Make sure all computers are plugged into router at this point. Again do step one and release all computers. Then Type 'ipconfig /renew' If you experience problems there are a few things you can do. Go to Network connections through your control panel. Right click on your local area connection and disable. Then again to enable. You can also go to the command prompt and try releaseing and renewing again. Logging onto your r

The Basics Of Me
Well here i am. another site added to my list of endless sites. but this looks fun. I am not a bad person to know. I love being around socialble people. friends are treated like they are part of the family with me. unless of course you cross me. otherwise i am a good person. thank you to all who have welcomed me to this site!! it has been nice being here. and look forward to getting to know you all....

Basics
Back To Scratch What happened, my dear readers, to your dreams? Did they die, ground to nothingness by the self-granted power that doubt apathy and escapism now have on your life, or do you still follow the pure and sovereign star that leads to your destiny? What did you want to be when you were growing up? Who were your heroes? Do you have any now? Are your really so pathetic or do you just allow yourself to be? Do you really have a reason worth shit to be here? Allow me to explain the questioning: Please take a look around, if you can't make yourself look internally than at least look at others. Can you find any more than a handful of people who are truly happy with what they are? From where I sit, half of our generation is walking suicides, perfectly ready to die but unable to bring it about all at once. So instead they kill slowly, finding Jesus of Suburbia, drinking themselves under or dancing with every drug they can find until one finally doesn't let them

Basic Fried Rice
Basic Fried Rice This versatile recipe, with variations, shows you how to make a full, satisfying meal from any kind of leftover rice. Just one thing: Freshly cooked rice is too moist to achieve the right texture when fried. A night in the fridge is ideal, but a few hours will do the trick if you just can't wait. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 teaspoons vegetable oil, divided * 3 eggs, beaten * 2 strips bacon, cut crosswise into 1/4-inch slices * 4 scallions, trimmed and sliced into 1/4-inch rings (reserve 1 heaping tablespoon sliced dark green portion for garnish) * 1 tablespoon minced garlic (about 2 cloves) * 1 tablespoon minced ginger (about a 1-inch piece) * 1/3 cup finely chopped carrot (1-2 carrots) * 1-2 fresh chilies like jalapenos or Thai chilies, to taste, seeded and minced (optional) * 4 cups cooked rice, at room temperature * 2-3 tablespoons soy sauce Directions: In a large skillet or wok, heat 1 teaspoon of

Basically.
Got a big plan, his mind's set, maybe it's right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight In a whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait never mind Late night, in passing, mention it flip to her Best friend, it's no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns to terror and a crush to like when she walked in he froze up, leave it to fright It's cute in a way, till you cannot speak And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak escape was just a nod and a casual wave Obsess about it, heavy for the next two days It's only just a crush, it'll go away It's just like all the others it'll go away Or maybe this is danger and you just don't know You pray it all away but it continues to grow I want to hold you close Skin pressed against me tight Lie still, and close your eyes girl So lovely, it feels so right I want to hold you close Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart Then

Basics
by Dr. William Pierce I really do need a secretary. I have a flood of mail coming in every day, and usually I don't have time to read most of it. This week, though, I had a couple of hours to spare, and I read a hundred or so letters before I began this broadcast. If I had a secretary to keep my office organized and help me with my work, I'd read a lot more of my mail. I'd probably even answer some of it. Not only is it polite to read the letters that people have taken the time to write to me, but it's useful. I learn a lot from my mail. And of course, it makes me feel good to read letters from people who appreciate my broadcasts -- especially from people who tell me that they have learned something from listening to my talks, that I have helped them understand what is happening in the world. I must confess to you, however, that I myself usually learn more from reading my hate mail than I do from reading friendly letters. The most common type of hate letter I receive is from Poli

Basically A Wtf!
Just recently I read a "joke" about the death of common sense. As I have watched different things over the last week or so, it has made me realize, that it is not so much a joke. Has also made me ponder a few other things... First.. Marriage.. Monogomy.. Respect.. Committment.. all falling into a nice little pie. I met an older couple the other day at the hospital and they had been married almost 55 years. Amazing!!! It is amazing in the fact that in todays world, marriage for that long is almost unheard of, first off.. secondly, they are not marriages with respect or committment anymore. They are for the convenience of never being alone. As I watched this couple leave I thought of so many people I have "met" or have known and where their relationships are. They will never make 55 years, thats for sure. They are always looking for that "better" bed partner.. healthier partner.. richer partner.. What ever happened to "in sickness and in health" or "for richer or poorer".

Basic Life
People go on the internet to get away form reality and meet new people. Just when U think its all good and nothing could possibly go wrong WHAP!! ur rite in the middle of drama central! In the cyber world its all the same bullshit that u try to avoid in the real world! it gets to be depressing after a while and u just want to give it all up! U think "whats the point of talkin to anyone if all there is gonna be drama?" People breakin other peoples hearts lives bein used and abused wtf is wrong with people these days? Is that what we have resulted to, pain and torture? If thats the case then its not worth it!

Basic Ingredients For A Healthy Intimate Relationship
BASIC INGREDIENTS FOR A HEALTHY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP Choose a partner wisely and well. We are attracted to people for all kinds of reasons. They remind us of someone from our past. They shower us with gifts and make us feel important. Evaluate a potential partner as you would a friend; look at their character, personality, values, their generosity of spirit, the relationship between their words and actions, their relationships with others. Know your partner's beliefs about relationships. Different people have different and often conflicting beliefs about relationships. You don't want to fall in love with someone who expects lots of dishonesty in relationships; they'll create it where it doesn't exist. Don't confuse sex with love. Especially in the beginning of a relationship, attraction and pleasure in sex are often mistaken for love. Know your needs and speak up for them clearly. A relationship is not a guessing game. Many people, men as well as women, fear stating the

Basic Training
Hello all, For the next 15 weeks I'll be at basic training down in Georgia. My Gf, Angelsreprieve, will be checking in occasionally. If you want to leave some encouragement, she'll pass it along to me. See ya in a while.

Basic Spanking Guildlines
Basic Spanking Guidelines 1. Never play if you have been drinking alcohol. It dulls the senses and impairs judgment. 2. Never play with someone you don't feel completely safe with - trust your instincts. "No" is an acceptable answer. If NO is not respected, neither are you. Stop immediately and leave. 3. Agree on safe words before playing. Common words are "yellow, " meaning you're approaching your limit, and "red" means stop. If safewords aren't respected, then you aren't either. Stop immediately and leave. 4. The top is responsible for monitoring the bottom's condition. If there are skin ruptures or bruising, it's time to stop no matter what the bottom thinks or wants. Stop play and tend to the condition immediately. 5. Never strike above the tailbone. Kidneys and the base of the spine are easily injured. 6. Never test a "new toy" on a partner. Test it on a pillow or your hand first until you have command of it. And never be a test subject

Basic Math
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the

Basic Information
A Pisces, 26 years old, a feminine tomboy, camoflague fashion junkie, profoundly deaf from birth, going through college, a mother of four, a divorcee, a city slicker turned country girl - soon to reverse back to a city slicker, speed demon (as in cars), brutally honest, mercilessly blunt, an Avon lady, a 10 year soccer player veteran, 3 year semi-pro diver veteran, a Marine's sister and a Marine's daughter, a volunteer worker for various organizations, formerly of Elmhurst, Illinois.

Basic Altar
NEEDED: Permanant Items table-waist high when standing black altar cloth-only used for alter athame-black handled knife (must be black to draw everything in itself) (held in projecting hand mostly, except for banishing) nocturnal portal-round type of scrying tool that must be black (IE: magick mirror one side of the glass is painted black ON EACH SIDE OF THE NOCTURNAL PORTAL: black taper candle-(silver for a full moon celebration)in front of the portal place a censer (IE: incense holder) FARTHER BEHIND THE TAPERS: God and Goddess images or symbols (God to the right Goddess to the left) ALSO NEEDED PERMANANT: special black outfit-used only for ritual TEMPORARY TOOLS FOR CALLING AIR: stick of incense-place to the EAST edge of the altar(sandalwood or lavender) FOR CALLING FIRE: red candle-place to the SOUTH of the altar-(taper or votive) FOR CALLING WATER: simple cup of water-place to the WEST of the altar FOR CALLING EARTH: small bit of salt-pl

Basic Foundations Of A Good Donor-vampire Relationship
Honesty Be honest about what you need, want or expect. "Mixed signals" result in missunderstandings. Understand that for some, feeding IS an erotic or intimate thing, and they may not be able to separate that when feeding from or donating to someone new. Trust The vampire is trusting that the donor is (still) disease free regardless of how much testing has or hasn't been done and that they'll watch over the vampire during the feeding process if needed. The donor is trusting the vampire with a lancet/blade/needle, in a situation where they're likely to be vulnerable. Compassion/Caring Friendships and relationships are not the easiest thing to begin, whether short-term or long-term, without this. Tolerance (particularly for the weird) Let's face it, blood drinking isn't exactly a commonly accepted activity... Respect A donor is not a "possession", or a lesser being to be manipulated. A vampire should never make a donor feel OBLIGATED to do this - the donor should always

Basic Font Style, Size & Color
Need to center a bulletin? here's the code: TEXT HERE This text is bold This text is strong This text is big This text is emphasized This text is italic Crossout Underline arial comic sans ms courier new helvetica trebuchet ms verdana Times New Roman Georgia Impact Fixedsys 1 2 3 4 5 aqua fuchsia Example: Type whatever here This is a list of colors recognized by most browsers by name. Rather than using hexadecimals or RGB you can just type, or {background-color:hotpink;}, and you're done. WhiteGhostWhiteWhiteSmokeGrayLightGreyLightSlateGraySlateGray

Basic Rules
BASIC RULES: 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real NJ driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, or the space will be filled by another driver putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered going with the flow. 4. The faster you drive through a red light the slimmer the chance of you getting hit. 5. NEVER EVER come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you getting rear ended. 6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left hand lane waiting for the same assholes to squeeze back in line before hitting the construction barriers. 7. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, NJ is a no fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't

The Basics
WEll I'm 26 and I live in Missouri. Have all my life and it sucks.. lol. I have two kids 9yrs and 18months. I am single.. again.. and not really sure what it is that I want to do with myself. This is definately not where I wanted to be at this point in my life but oh well. You take what you get I guess.

The Basic B.s.
So I live in small town Ohio. Yes I have kids, teens. I work alot of hours and I love my job. I'm pretty much just hangin' out on here, love to talk to new, yet interesting people. I'm not out to get a huge fan club so don't expect me to add anyone as a friend if we haven't talked. Feel free to say hello.........I'm pretty outgoing, often times outspoken.......I love to laush and just chill.......so there you have it. Anything else is open for discussion.

Basil & Tomato Feta Bruschetta
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 25 min Makes: 3 doz. or 36 servings, one slice each 1 loaf (1 lb.) French bread, cut into 36 slices 2 Tbsp. oil 1 lb. plum tomatoes, chopped (about 2-1/2 cups) 1 pkg. (4 oz.) ATHENOS Crumbled Feta Cheese with Basil & Tomato, finely chopped 1/2 cup finely chopped red onions 3 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley 1 Tbsp. chopped pitted ripe olives 1/4 tsp. pepper PREHEAT broiler. Place bread on baking sheet. Broil 2 to 3 min. on each side or until lightly toasted on both sides. Brush 1 side of each toast slice with 1 Tbsp. oil. MEANWHILE, mix tomatoes, 1 Tbsp. remaining oil, the cheese, onions, parsley, olives and pepper. SPOON about 2 tsp. of the tomato mixture onto each toast slice just before serving.

Basil Nut Chicken
Basil Nut Chicken This may be the ultimate summer one-dish meal -- a healthy and substantial salad that offers the herbal fragrance of basil and the welcome crunch of string beans. It's perfect for a picnic. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard * 1/3 cup red wine vinegar * 1 cup fresh basil leaves * 1 egg yolk * 1 cup olive oil * 1/2 cup walnuts * 3 chicken breasts * White wine * 1 red onion, thinly sliced * 1 cup long green beans, cooked until barely tender Directions: In the bowl of a food processor, combine the mustard, vinegar, basil and egg yolk. Process for 30 seconds. Scrape the sides of the bowl and process again. With the motor running, slowly drizzle in the olive oil. Drop in the walnuts and turn off the machine. Poach the chicken breasts in a mixture of half water and half white wine. When cool enough to handle, tear into irregular pieces. Combine the chicken, red onion and green beans

Basil Cream Chicken
ngredients: * 1/4 cup milk * 1/4 cup panko bread crumbs * 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast tenders * 3 Tbsp butter * 1/2 cup chicken stock or broth * 1 cup heavy whipping cream * 1/4 cup chopped roasted red pepper * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil * 1/8 tsp ground black pepper Method Place milk and bread crumbs in separate shallow bowls. Dip chicken in milk and then in bread crumbs. Heat the butter in a large skillet. Fry the chicken in the skillet until brown on both sides and juices run clear. Remove and keep warm. Add broth to the skillet; bring to a boil, stirring to bring up all of the browned bits. Stir in cream and red peppers. Reduce heat and simmer for one minute. Add the Parmesan, basil and black pepper. Simmer and stir until heated through. Pour the sauce over the chicken and serve. Goes great with rice or angel hair pasta. Notes: Delicious served over angel hair pa

Basic Lounge Player
The following code is a blank player as used in some lounges. To use this code, you will need the url to the stream, and port number if available, these are posted where it says url to stream: port number >centerembed style="FILTER: xray" src="url to stream here: port number" type="application/x-mplayer2" width="320" height="72" showstatusbar="1" volume="40" autosize="true" loop="true" pluginspage="http://microsoft.com/windows/mediaplayer/en/download/"/embed/center< Please reverse all less than () signs for the code to work

Basics
Ok so after much debate (not really) I received my answer on my MuMM. By a vote of 26 to 20 I was asked to talk about Poomse or forms. Poomse is the set movements used in martial arts, in this case Tae Kwon Do. In other styles they refer to these as Kata. In Korean they are called Hyung. In all cases these are ways for one to learn how to move while striking, kicking, and blocking. These forms can be simple 2 or three step forms to massively complicated 70 + movements. My most recent form has 31 movements, not including stances (foot placement). many of these originated from one practitioner that would specialize in these types of movements, others were developed by groups of instructors and approved by the governing Kwan's (heads of Organization/style). In the organization I am a part of we use the Tae Guek forms along with Ki Bon basic forms. There are 3 Ki Bon forms and 8 Tae Guek forms. Ki Bon 1 Ki Bon 2 Ki Bon 3 Tae Guek Il Jang Tae Guek Ee Jang Tae Guek Sa Jang

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The following is a color-coded copy of the basic lounge coding, the colors are as represented below:Yellow: text name, text color, text size.Blue: border size, decoration, and colorGreen: “say box” sizeOrange: behind “say box” colorRed: chatbox sizePink: ScrollbarsGray: shoutbox sizeAqua: background image URLa, a.man, a:link, a:visited{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color: ff0099; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal} a:active, a:hover{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:cccccc; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal;}td, table, tr, span, li, p, div, textarea, DIV {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:#000000; font-weight:bold; font-decoration:none; font-style:normal;background-color:transparent} td, li, p, div, textarea {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;border-color:0000ff} table{border-color:ff0000}a.navbar{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;font-size:8p

Basic Slave Positions/commands
Basic Slave Positions/Commands Bara (Also called Binding) __________ She lays on her belly, her forehead pressed to the floor. She crosses her ankles and places her wrists, again crossed, in the small of her back. She waits motionless to be bound. Belly __________ She lays herself down on her belly, the cold ground against her warm skin. She parts her legs, shoulder width apart and lays her arms by her sides, palms up, her forehead to the ground. She then crawls to her Master's feet, remaining on her belly as she does so. Bracelets __________ She kneels, her thighs spread wide, her back arched. She extends her arms before her, her wrists pressed together in preparation for her Master's bracelets. Her head is held high, her eyes lowered submissively. (Note: A Master may require the wrists behind the girl's back. (Bracelets High) An alternate is the standing position, where the slave spreads her legs shoulder width apart.) Capture Pos

Basic Skin Tutorial
Layouts using this tutorial are very basic. This will change the background, the opaque to transparent and the font color. The two values you need to change is the URL and COLOR. For color either use web-safe colors or the hexadecimal value for a color. After choosing and putting in the URL and COLOR choice, go here http://www.fubar.com/create_skin.php erase EVERYTHING that comes up when creating a skin and replace with this code. To see an example of this code in action check this skin out... http://www.fubar.com/user.php?u=28863&preview_skin=455951 CODE: body{background-image:url(URL)!important;background-attachment:fixed!important;background-repeat:repeat!important;} table,th,tr,td,p{background-color:transparent!important;background:transparent!important;color:COLOR!important;font-weight:bold;}

128 Basic Slave Rules
# i will serve, obey and please my Master. # Above all else my primary focus shall be to please my Master, hoping that He finds me pleasing in all that I do, whether i am in His presence or not. my Master knows of my potential, learning more about me in each day i am with Him. He trusts that i will act in accordance with what He perceives of my potential - He knows what is best for me and how important it is that i set a good example for other females who may be present around me. # i worship my Master. # i worship my Master's body. # The power of my Master fills me with awe. Just the sheer thought of Him or the hearing of His voice gives me strength. # To receive pleasure i must earn it. # i worship my Master's whip. # i trust my Master: His responsibilities, His skills, His hunger and needs, and His concern for my safety, my emotional, psychological, social, sexual, and physical health. # i am nothing more than an object of g

Basic Kissing Tips:)
Basic Kissing Tips Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss. Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don't wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey. And don't wear a lot of lipstick unless you want your partner to wear it too after the kiss. Slightly moist lips makes it easier to move your lips over your partner's and gives both you and your partner a more pleasant experience. Positioning - Stand close to your partner. As the two of you move closer together tilt

Basic Candle Magick
One of the simplest of magical arts which comes under the heading of natural magic is candle burning. It is simple because it employs little ritual and few ceremonial artifacts. The theatrical props of candle magic can be purchased at any department store and its rituals can be practiced in any sitting room or bedroom. Most of us have performed our first act of candle magic by the time we are two years old. Blowing out the tiny candles on our first birthday cake and making a wish is pure magic. This childhood custom is based on the three magical principals of concentration, will power and visualization. In simple terms, the child who wants his wish to come true has to concentrate (blow out the candles), visualize the end result (make a wish) and hope that it will come true( will power). The size and shape of the candles you use is unimportant, although highly decorative, extra large, or unusually shaped candles will not be suitable as these may create distractions when the magi

Basic Spell Design
Because of the very nature of magick, each working should be highly individualized and personal. Even if following a traditional spell, it should be tailored to your specific needs to be most effective for you. Understanding the basics of spell construction will enable you to formulate your own specific, effective spells for any purpose you desire. Preliminary planning is necessary. The very first step is to decide precisely what your desired end result is to be. Before you can start, you must decide where you are going. You must be very explicit. It is important, also, that you choose your time carefully. You should take into consideration all astrological implications, energy currents and moon phases. The moon is the astronomical body closest to us and, therefore, has a profound influence upon us, it is very important to choose a time when the moon is in an astrological sign which is appropriate for your working. For example: Aries action enthusia

Basic Elements Of Ritual
BASIC ELEMENTS OF RITUAL by Lady Bridget, © 1998 Cleanliness Take a spiritual bath, and you can use special soap for your purpose. Clean your altar and tools, as well as the ritual area itself. (Remember everything has vibrations, even dirt!) Breathing Breathing is vitally important to contact Younger Self as all spells are done in an altered state of consciousness. It is important to breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth. Breathe deeply and slowly, centering yourself as you do when you are getting ready to meditate. Timing Planning is critical, most rituals are done after dark. (Anything new always begins in darkness) A few spells are done after sunrise. Timing is very important. Refer to Cycles of the Moon, plan for the correct Day of the Week and also refer to your Table of Planetary Hours. Be sure to check out these sections carefully, as more detailed explanations are given there. Be prepared, have all tools amd supplies lined up and assembled, and

Basil-orange Pineapple Chicken
serves 4 1 pineapple 1 tsp margarine 4 skinless boneless chicken br Salt 1 tsp vegetable oil 1 small red bell pepper 1/2 cup frozen Dole pineapple orange 1/2 cup white wine 2 tbsp Dijon mustard 1 tsp onion powder 1/2 tsp cornstarch 1/2 cup fresh basil leaf 1/2 tsp black pepper 2 orange Twist crown from pineapple. Cut pineapple in half lengthwise. Refrigerate half for another use. Cut fruit from shell, then crosswise into thin slices. In nonstick skillet, saute pineapple in margarine until lightly browned. Remove. Pound chicken lightly until even thickness. Season with salt. Brown chicken in oil. Cover, simmer 6 minutes. Remove. Saute red pepper in same pan. Combine juice concentrate, wine, mustard, onion powder and cornstarch; stir until blended. Add to pan. Cook, stirring, until sauce boils and thickens. Add chicken, basil and black pepper to sauce. Spoon sauce over. Add oranges; heat through. Serve with pineapple.

Basic Training For Wives
Basic Training for Wives by latinafmm2 © We'd been sending messages back and forth to each other most of the day. The messages from you were often instruction for me to take care of in our house. The last one I'd received was what you wanted for dinner and what time you wanted it. I almost felt sorry for your soldiers, because of the food they had to eat, and they knew that I brought you hot meals at night, so you didn't have to eat those MRE's. While your dinner was cooking, I took the time to get ready to come meet you, did my hair, a little lip gloss, and the sluttiest outfit I had. I was very horny and wanted to get some tonight. The heels I wore were three inch stilettos, the skirt was short and tight with ties up the sides, the shirt was silky and see through. I put on a black bra underneath the shirt and no panties. After I dished up your dinner, I got into the neighbor's car, her husband was up there at the barracks too, and she was doing the same thing I was doing. W

Basic Examination Ch. 01
Basic Examination Ch. 01 by XXXZippoXXX © There Jim sat in the waiting room. Thumbing through magazines and waiting for the nurse to come get him. It had been at least 10 years since his last physical and he was due. This was an unusual looking clinic he thought to himself. Very modern looking with yellow spongy textured walls and bluish latex couches. The magazine selection contained older FHM's and Maxim's; kind of odd for a waiting room but Jim wasn't about to complain. It was an early Saturday morning and the room was empty except for Jim. Finally, the receptionist, a young brunette, came to the front counter. She looked directly at him and said with a smile "Jim, we have been expecting you". As he stood up he noticed her extremely striking figure. She was definitely an attractive girl with chin length hair, a pale complexion with freckles across her cheeks and nose and deep red lipstick. But she had the top three buttons of her white collared shirt undone and her enormous f

Basic Marquee Codes
Here are a few Basic Scrolling Text or Marquee Codes. All you need to do is Copy and Paste the Marquee of your choice in your Blog, Profile, ect. Just add your text of choice where instructed to. You will see this: (ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE.) This is where you will add your text of choice once you have pasted the code! This is the Default Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE This is the Right Scrolling Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE This is the UP Scrolling Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE This is the DOWN Scrolling Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE This is the Alternating text Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE This is the BOUNCING Marquee Code. ADD YOUR TEXT OF CHOICE HERE If you have any Questions feel free to leave a comment or mail me if you like! Click Here

Basic Info Links And Downloads Etc.
This Blog contains Basic Support, Help, and Fubar related Links for your convenience and use. NOTE: All images are link buttons you can click. Support & Help Links For answers to commonly ask Fubar Questions and some know hows to the site! Have a Quick Question stop in here. Need One on One Help? Ask a Bouncer they don't bite. They are always Glad to Help you out. A Little demo for the Newbies. Want to know how to make Points and FuBuck? Make sure you have read the Terms of Service it will save you a headache. To read about COPYRIGHTED and Fake Photo's or Pictures.

Basics
http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/basic_info/ Basic Information This diagram shows the parts of the breast and the chest wall. Cancer is a disease in which abnormal cells in the body grow out of control. Cancers are named after the part of the body where the abnormal cell growth begins. Breast cancers are cancer cells from the breast. When breast cancer cells spread to other parts of the body, they are called metastases. Common Kinds of Breast Cancer There are different kinds of breast cancer. The kind of breast cancer depends on which cells in the breast turn into cancer. Breast cancer can begin in different parts of the breast, like the ducts or the lobes. Common kinds of breast cancer are * Ductal carcinoma. The most common kind of breast cancer. It begins in the cells that line the milk ducts in the breast, also called the lining of the breast ducts. o Ductal carcinoma in situ (DCIS). The abnormal cancer cells are only in the lining of the mil

Basic Html 2
HTML Basics 2 (Centering Text, Headings, and more Text formatting ) HTML tags defines a lot of elements for formatting output, like bold or italic text. HTML tags also defines where you would like to align text also. This portion of the tutorial I will be covering how to make headings, centering your text and a few more text formatting tags. These are all pretty simple also. I will be doing the same thing here. I will show a chart of all the tags (start and end tags) and show an example of how it will display. This time though I will show you a few examples. Do you remember from the last tutorial when I asked you to create a blog for Templates well open that up again and lets get started. Now this chart will have all the tags to get you started for Headings, aligning text and a few more text formatting tags as in the first blog I Posted (HTML Basics 1). Start TagEnd TagDescription - - These are Header TagThis is the Subscript TagThis is the superscript tagThis tag

Basically...
myspace tour concert. wow. i stayed for the first band, polysics which was heavy metal techno from japan. after that, i couldnt stay any longer. i wasnt feelin well cuz i thought brandon gave me mono from a coke we shared (he thinks he has it, all we know is that his throat is sore and i'm running him to walmart all the time, which doesnt bug me, cuz i like driving and he likes listening to my music) so i went back to my room. my sis was there too with her friend and i laid out their sleeping bags and basicall went to sleep. dragged my sis out of bed along wit her friend at like 11 and took them to servo for food. we went to walmart and bought stuff (yay new slippers!!) and went to go watch the football game. we won by a lot and we were all thrilled! and linebacker intercepted a ball and sprinted his ass for the touchdown. my dad and i were going crazy as were all of the fans. mcdaniel fans looked REALLY disappointed. they left finally and i drove brandon to walmart f

Basic Rules
welcome everyone to the wolf pack family and thank you for joining us.I just want some simple rules for this ok and we will adjust them as we go so bear with me on this please. the first and formost rule is NO DRAMA, this means in the family and in the lounge. it will not be tolerated, and treat each person in the family with respect, and work together as a pack please. that is all i ask of the members for right now thank you for joining and have fun.

Basics Of Me
Ok here are the basics of me… Brains, ok I have those, a heart as well (shhh don’t tell), maybe more than most women, I have my opinions of those things, I tend to dislike them, fucking subordinates. As I was saying, a heart, I tend to care more than I would show apathy, I tend to care for just anyone, since well life happens to be one very blurry painting and it’s easy to become lost in this oblivion of hate, greed murder, lust, war, blood, oil etc. In light of this I mostly just long to be one of those people that brings a bit of clarity to that mess, one of those girls that like leaves you with something, a presence, a good feeling even. I just long to be one of those shoulders to cry on, to brighten your day, to make you feel that hey this girl is really nice. Perhaps though, in light of my past and all the chaos there, which I tell you chaos is hardly the word, perhaps though in light of all the mistakes there combined with the present regret of those times, maybe I just long to m

Basic Meditation And Chakral Alighnment
Pain and Unhappiness are misconceptions to the nature of Reality. Which bring me to the four noble truths of Lord Buddha, which are: Truth of suffering Cause of suffering Cessation of said suffering and it's causes The path to that cessation I, as I am sure all of us at one time or another in our lives need to take stock of mental, emotional and Spiritual stability. We need to develop a single pointed concentration of meditative stabilization to be able to recognise these Truths and heal the pain that causes us to shut down. One can not love if thier own glass is only half full. We must learn to fill that "Glass" within ourselves so that we can give the love that we wish to give to the people in our lives. The first most basic step in meditation is to alighn the chakras. You can do this in any position you wish. I usually sit cross legged with my wrists resting on my knees, or in Proud Mountain pose. Begin by rolling your head three times on each side and bre

Basic Rules For Driving In Boston
BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN BOSTON (subject to change at any time): When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Double park in the North End of Boston, unless triple parking is available. Learn to swerve abruptly. Boston is the home of slalom driving, thanks to the Registry of Motor Vehicles, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork. Always look both ways when running a red light. Honk your horn the instant the light changes. Breakdown lanes are not for breaking down, but for speeding, especially during rush hour. Breakdown lanes may also end without warning causing traffic jams as people merge back in. Never use directional signals when changin

Basic Contract 1
Accompanied by: Temporary Consensual "Master Contract" and Negotiated Boundaries Contract for the Enslavement Term. This entire three (3) contract package is known as the Enslavement Documents. Of my own free will, I ___________________________, herein known as the slave, hereby grant you, __________________________, herein known as the master, full ownership, care and use of both the slave's body and mind as of the ____ day of _____, 19___, at ____:____ am / pm _____, until the ____ day of ______, 19___, at ____:____ am / pm _____. This period of time will herein be known as the enslavement term. The slave will obey the master at all times and will wholeheartedly seek the master's comfort, pleasure and well-being, above all other considerations the slave may have. The slave agrees that the slave shall derive their own pleasures from accepting their part in the relationship de

Basic Contract 2
D/S LIFESTYLE Contract "B" For Male Dom Master & slave "Slavery" Contract Of my own free will and out of a desire to express my love and devotion to the man I love and adore, I offer myself in slavery to my Master for the period beginning on __________ and ending at noon on_____________. Although I consider myself to be a slave full-time to Master, during the time period expressed above, I will devote myself completely and totally to the pleasure and desires of my Master, without hesitation or consideration of myself or others. General Rules The slave agrees to obey her Master in all respects. her mind, body, heart and time belong to Him. The slave accepts the responsibility of using her safeword when necessary, and trusts implicitly in her Master to respect the use of that safeword. If a condition arises in which the slave needs to use the safeword or gesture, her Master will assess the situation, and determine an appropriate course of action. The slave shall

Basic Skinning...fubar Profile...
Basic Skins - Below I have put the style sheet for the skin...what you have to do is change the color codes to whatever desired colors you want...I always cheat and use frontpage from ms office and cut and paste...I'm lazy...anyhow...to change your background input the weblink "http://www.whateveryour urlis here.com" has to be in your background link in the skin...best way to do it...you can also rip skins from others and modify them...but this is a base skin....edit it, open up edit skins under your pic on your home page while on "power setup" and creat a new skin..you can cut and paste the skin below that you have edited... Here's the skin .... .userprofile_links a:link, .userprofile_links a:visited, .userprofile_links a:active { text-decoration:none; color:#FFFF99; } .userprofile_links a:hover { text-decoration:underline; color:#FFFF99; } td.userprofile_links a:link, td.userprofile_links a:visited, td.userprofile_links a:active {

Basic Facts On Wicca [from A Group Post]
Keeper of the Northern FiresDate: Feb 9, 2008 8:29 PMBasic Facts on WiccaWicca is an earth-based religion that is centered around the respect of all things living.Goddess or Great Mother Goddess: That is her name to me; usually I just call her Goddess. To others she might be Aphrodite or Kuan-Yin. She is in everything, in every person or plant or rock. You can speak to her and pray to her. She takes many forms. She is the moon, and is often thought of as the Triple Goddess as manifested in the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone. Her symbol is a full moon flanked by crescent moons. According to Wicca, there is both a Goddess and a God. (However, I only believe in a Goddess.) The God is the Sun. He is the hunter and Green Man; the father.Goddess and God:Traditionally, the Goddess and God are lovers. They are equals. Almost anything can be categorized as either in the Kingdom of the Sun or the Kingdom of the Moon. They are in everything, according to tradition. Wiccans in no way worship th

The Basics
Loyal Bombers & How it works: There are separate categories in which you can apply. Categories are as follows: Page Level Bombers Giveaway Bombers Contest Bombers You are welcome to apply for one or more categories. The catch? BEFORE you are accepted into the Loyal Bombers Family, you will have to prove yourself. You will be given one task to complete. Upon completion you will be added to the family & you will need to put Loyal Bomber in your header. In order to be accepted at all, you must have a salute. You will be given FuBucks for your time & services, payments will differ. Only 75 members will be accepted into this family at this time to ensure that you are each taken care of properly. For more information or to apply, send me, or my partner, a private message. If you're not serious about this, then don't waste your time, or mine. ~~~ No Blank Friend Requests Will Be Accepted ~~~

Basic Magical Protection
Basic Magickal Protection & Psychic Self-Defense. -------------------------------------------------- [posted in one of the groups i belong to] Merry Meet, all! Magic works. This is the first thing you have to learn. If you don't believe that magic gives you the power to reshape the universe, you're wasting your time. Because if you believe a spell or ritual won't work, it won't. Period. And if you do believe in the power of magic, then you need to realize that when you use it you are putting your hands on the same forces that move the tides and spawn tornadoes. And that by doing so, you have the potential to harm yourself or others. I have often compared working magic to rock climbing. It takes years of study and practice before you're ready to try it. It is fairly safe, if you know what you're doing and take appropriate safety precautions. At the same time, a mistake can ruin your whole day or worse. In this article, I will outline a few basic techniques for protect

Basic
Many of you know I joined the Navy and today I found out today that I'll be leaving for basic at the beginning of July. When I find out where I'll be stationed, I'll ask who wants my address for up there. It's going to be eight weeks in Chicago! IF anyone lives near the base - I'm going to seriously need help getting used to the area, any takers on being my tour guide?

Basics...thats What I Stck With
Candle Magic has been around for many, many years, being traced as far back as the Palaeolithic era. It is a very powerful form of sympathetic magic. There are many factors that play into the art of candle magic. As we know any type of magic that is performed will return to you three fold, whether it be positive or negative. Always keep the Wiccan Rede “An harm to none do what thou wilt” in mind when considering your work. Always keep in mind that magic effect’s the entire world around you. Be very careful what you ask for, for it may well come true. The wording in any type of magic must not be taken lightly, be very careful, concise , and precise, make sure you have covered all possible bases. Keep in mind that some candle magic has to be repeated over a period of days. Therefore, you will want to place them in an area that will not be disturbed. Do not choose a place where there is a tv, radio noise or disturbances of any kind. Keep in mind to not put candles near curtains and

10 Basic Guidelines For A Slave
♥1. A slave must be honest from the moment she begins communicating with a Master. Never lie about relationships, experience level or anything else. ♥2. A slave will seek to understand want she wants and needs and to know the difference between the two. ♥3. A slave needs to realize some fantasies will never be more than just that. And that some of her fetishes may not strike a responsive chord within her Master. ♥4. A slave has a duty to act as an intelligent human being. ♥5. A slave repays a Master's attention with respect, humility and obedience. This is inherent in the nature of the relationship. ♥6. A slave always communicates her feelings as clearly as possible. ♥7. If the slave feels that her needs aren’t being met she will confess that respectfully without seeming to make demands. ♥8. A slave will watch to see if her Domme is tired or not feeling well and focus on her comfort, not on havin

Basic Training For All New Slaves
Every Master has different needs, wants and or desires. Here is where your focus needs to be. If you want to be the perfect pet, paying attention is your first step. Sometimes in life its the little touches that tell someone you care. If you stop for a moment and consider why you got into this life, it was probably to feel that complete connection to another human being. For most of us the kinky sex is just a bonus!!! Seriously, you can't be a slave unless you WANT to serve. Some refer to it as a burning in the belly. Back to paying attention though. Each Master is different and their needs are as diverse as the colors of a rainbow. As he talks, you learn. Doesn't that sound simple? Listen as the past is told, what things (note that we are addressing things here) were important. Is there a hint of what things are still important? How about the things he abhors? When he says that his last slave always forgot to have his favorite cereal in the house your "i love to serve" alarm should be

Basics
When was the last time we went back to the basics of life? What is life basics? To me its the betterment of the people around us without giving our purity away. If life is broken into two opposites.... Light and Dark. The Light and Dark I talk about is that which we hold inside. Now you could take it to the extreme and say murderersare the dark but for now im sticking to self conflict. The difference between right and wrong. Love and hate. You can relate any feeling to love and hate. So now we have two feelings to relate to what I have said. Light ofcourse = love and Hate to Dark. In life some of us grow to hate because of the trials and turbulations that we face. Some grow to hate because of a growing feeling inside of us that sometimes take us down the wrong path. Light - The betterment of ourselves and the people around us without losing your inner perfection. Dark - The scariest, most terrifying, heart- renching expirience possible. Not knowing whats taking over but know

Basil Shrimp With Feta And Orzo
Ingredients 1 regular-size foil oven bag Cooking spray 1/2 cup uncooked orzo (rice-shaped pasta) 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided 1 cup diced tomato 3/4 cup sliced green onions 1/2 cup (2 ounces) crumbled feta cheese 1/2 teaspoon grated lemon rind 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 3/4 pound large shrimp, peeled and deveined 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil Preparation Preheat oven to 450°. Coat inside of oven bag with cooking spray. Place the bag on a large shallow baking pan. Cook the pasta in boiling water 5 minutes, omitting salt and fat; drain. Place the pasta in a large bowl. Stir in 1 teaspoon oil and next 7 ingredients (1 teaspoon oil through pepper). Place the orzo mixture in prepared oven bag. Combine shrimp and basil. Arrange shrimp mixture on orzo mixture. Fold edge of bag over to seal. Bake at 450° for 25 minutes or until the shrimp are done. Cut open bag with a sharp knife, and peel back the foil. Drizzle with 1 tea

Basic Font Alteration Codes
SIZE CODE word SIZES 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Bold Writing in bold To write in bold you simple have to put your writing in between these two codes Italic writing in italic Like in bold to write in italic you only have to put your writing between these two codes Underline is rather simple writing underlined Like the previous two simple put the writing between this code and yes you can put all three codes in one will look like this Writing in all three. COLORS CODE words RED YELLOW ORANGE BLUE PURPLE PINK GRAY GREEN words For specific colors use the code above and heres the site with the color exact code COLOR TABLE FONT MODs CODE words YOU CAN TRY ANY FONT YOU WANT HERES EXAMPLES OF A FEW PLAYBILL GEORGIA ARIAL CHILLER GARAMOND ANDY IMPACT COURIER MODERN GIGI normal garamondnormal garamond boldnormal garamondboldnormal garamondbold in boldBlackadder ITCBlackadder ITC b733-decopristinaImprint

Basic Safety Pin Jewelry
Crafts- Safety Pin Jewelry Basic Instructions You bend the back end of the safety pin just wide enough to string your drops through all the way to the back. They hang side by side with the pattern, and the safety pin then attaches to "whatever" :)

Basic Rules , Requirements, N Breakdown Conversions On Auctions
hi everyone, An example of what to offer is .. 1. Rate, fan & add you if haven't already 2. 150 of your pics rated 11s during happy hour within the month 3. Stash rated during happy hour if haven't already 4. Added to my family list if you're not already 5. I'll be your crush for the month 6. You'll be my #1 friend for the month 7. "Owned by___" in my user name for the month 8. You can have "Owner of _______" in your user name 9. I'll leave you a profile comment daily 10. The link to your profile in my About Me section 11. "Owned by" Salute (SFW) 12. Your buzz bar kept at 100% with fudrinks for a week 13. Random fu-gifts through the month 14. Make you 5 animated pics The above is just an idea of what you can offer. you don't have to do the same. That is how I will be adding your offers to your pics, so if you could use that layout, it would help me loads, thanks :o) If there are certain items you will not or don't want to accept as bids please let me kn

Basics To A Relationship
1. Communication- A relationship to me is based on it. If there is no communication there is just feelings, and with out communication there is just no real physical emotional connection. I want to know how my mates day is going. I would love for them to call me and just ask "How was your day?", "Hello", or just "I love you". In return I would do the same for them. Commnication is the biggest part of a relationship, when we argue and or have a disagreement. I dont want to be the one to just run off and hide, and I will stand my ground as much as i would want my mate to do the same. But once stated our points and opinions. I would still want to talk and work it out, and who knows we may laugh about it later.... 2. Feelings- Theses are the second biggest thing in a relationship. I am very emotional person and can be at times. But the feelings need to be mutal, not to fast but also not to slow. But if you feel that those 3words are what u want to say, no matter who, what, when, or

Basic Training
Well, I want to share my experience to everyone about my basic training. When I got off the bus to Fort Jackson, SC which was about midnight east coast time, the DS, or drill sergeants told us to get into a line. Then they took us into a room to get us in processed. We didn't even get to sleep that night. In processing took about seven days. When we got to our company, which I was a Delta Dog, we seperated into Platoons. My Platoon was called Mad Dogs. Every Day except Sunday we did PT, or physical training. It was hard work since I was out of shape, but by the end of basic I was in top shape. We did an obstacle called Victory Tower, where we repelled off of a 60 foot wall. I love it. We got our M16A2, or in world terms rifles, and we had to carry them everywhere we went. If it was raining hard outside, we did rifle pt, which will get you into even better shape. We qualified with our M16A2 and I shot a 29 out of 40, which is Sharpshooter. We threw real grenades. We had field training w

The Basics Of A D/s Lifetsyle And Relationship
Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other person that is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple as so

Basic Numerlogical Number Traits
Basic Numerlogical Number Traits (0) Positive Traits: Cosmic Knowledge, Wisdom, Free-Will, Truth, Purity, Love, Justice, Integrity, Compassion, Hope In numerology the number 0 is only used to represent a Challenge. 0 is considered by most numerologists to be a number exclusive to "old souls," those who have journeyed through many lives. Those with a 0 challenge number have profound spiritual knowledge and a sense of right on a cosmic scale. The 0 signifies the full circle. It can encompass all the Challenges of the numbers 1 through 9, or none of them. This is because owners of a 0 challenge are truly the masters of their own destiny. They may choose to face all challenges or none. The bearer of a 0 Challenge is by nature extremely passionate. They will love with a depth which is often incomprehensible to most others. Often the word "genius" may be used when referring to a 0 Challenge holder. However, being completely free to express their genius as they see fit, they may disapp

Basic Polenta
9 Cups Water 1 Teaspoon Salt 3 Cups Cornmeal; coarse−grain Bring water to a boil in a large heavy pot. Add salt and reduce heat until water is simmering. Take cornmeal by the handful and add to water very slowly, controlling the flow to a thin stream through your fingers. To avoid lumps, stir quickly with a long handled wooden spoon while adding cornmeal. If necessary, stop adding cornmeal from time to time and beat mixture vigorously. Cook, stirring constantly, 20 to 30 minutes. Polenta will become very thick while cooking. It is done when it comes away cleanly from the sides of the pot. Pour polenta into a large wooden board or a large platter. Wet your hands and smooth out polenta evenly, about 2 inches thick. Let cool 5 to 10 minutes or until polenta solidifies. Cut cooled polenta into slices 1 inch wide and 6 inches long. Place slices in individual dishes. Serve hot, covered with your favorite sauce. Makes 6 to 8 servings. Variation: Fried Polenta (Polenta Fritta):

The Basics Of A D/s Lifestyle/relationship
Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other person that is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple as so

Basing Decisions In Life Through The Power Of Fear And Risk: A Study Through Self Reflection And Other Life Incidents
As stated in the title of this blog, I have recently discovered that most of the decisions i make in this world are based on fear. I have gone as far as to hypothesize that this isn't a problem that is unique to me. Now, im no psyche major, or philosophy major, hell im not even in school as of now, but it doesn't take a PHD to see, hear, or feel emotion wither its your own or the emotions of a confidant, or even a complete stranger, and as far as long term goals and decisions are based fear seems to be the "money" emotion. I ask you to think about this how many times have you said I cant do "Insert life obstacle" so i'll "Insert less dangerous more sensible solution" at least once a week and thats a no brainer, we as people, do things in that nature for many reasons, and wither it be for the sake of not putting all our eggs in one basket, or just because sometimes the task in front of us is just to big to bear through no fault of are own... I.E. Dropping out of a class in school be

The Basics
The Basics Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. If you want a quick, linguistic fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you will be talking like a pirate with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing. Ahoy! - "Hello!" Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!" Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did." Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over." Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when someone pulls the football away as you are about to kick it from a running start. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all,"

Basic Bdsm Etiquette
Basic BDSM Etiquette Many people just breaking into the Lifestyle have had very limited dealings with other people who are into BDSM. Their ideas and experiences are often limited to books they have read, scenarios they have imagined, and relationships they may have had in cyberspace. All of these realms are very often firmly rooted in fantasy and can bear little if any resemblance to real life. Thus, many people new to the lifestyle have some very unrealistic expectations about how to behave and how others might treated them. A note to new folks: We're all just people. Don't be afraid. We have jobs and families and homes. Those of us active in the Lifestyle vary in our level of involvement. For some, BDSM is a fun, sexy thing to do. For others, it is a journey that encompasses their entire lives. Most players are somewhere in between. Like the rest of the world, most of us are pretty nice most of the time. Sometimes we act rude or angry and get to apolog

Basic Lunch Soup
Ingredients 5 cups Organic Free Range Chicken Broth 3 stalks celery, chopped 1 medium onion, chopped 1 carrots, chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1 tbsp. olive oil Directions -- Place olive oil in bottom of soup pot, and heat on medium. Brown minced garlic and onions. -- Add chicken broth and remaining veggies. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and let simmer for about 20 minutes. Number of Servings: 6

Basic Css Background Color & Pic Codes
Here is a list and Example of basic CSS background color and pic codes Set the background color Set an image as the background How to repeat a background image How to repeat a background image only vertically How to repeat a background image only horizontally

Basic Bdsm Rules
1: A capitalized nick is a Dominant/Master/Mistress 2: A lowercase nick is a submissive 3: A nick with letters in brackets at the end, is a collared submissive ex: jane{D} (variances: jane-D-, jane^D^, jane[D] ) 4: A collared submissive is usually untouchable by another Dominant without his/her Dominant's permission 5: If a collared submissive misbehaves, punishment should be given by the Dominant he/she is collared to 6: If another Dominant has a complaint about a collared submissive, it should be given directly to that submissive's Dominant. 7: Consent is a big thing, just because you have a capital nick doesn't give you the right to demand cybersex or a scene. 8: Always be yourself, trying to be someone else just won't work 9: Never touch a submissive without his/her's Dominant's consent. 10: ALWAYS ask your Dominant if you are unsure of proper behavior. 11. Respect is the key. Be aware that there are real people, just like you, typing the words that you see on

Basic Traits Of Libra Character - September 23 And October 22
The Zodiacal Sign of Libra commences on September 21st, but for seven days it does not come into full power until on or about September 28th. From this date onwards it is in full strength until October 20th, and is then for seven days gradually losing power on account of becoming overlapped by the incoming sign Scorpio. This sign of Libra is represented in symbolism as The Balance. The Sun, the ruler of our inner nature, falls in Libra, the exaltation of Saturn. Their love of justice, combined with the need to be fair and even-handed contributes to that characteristic difficulty such people find in making decisions quickly. These people are rarely lazy. They work hard, and also demand that their partners work just as hard. They have a strong sense of justice and fair play. It is pretty unusual for them to express anger, but when they do it is usually a storm. They are extremely positive and decisive in all their thoughts and actions. They have great foresight and intuition, and a

Basic Survey
Basics What's your favorite color? Purple What's your favorite animal? Elephant Who's your role model? Me Family How many siblings do you have? 0 How many people live in your house? 2 How many animals do you have 2 My doggy & puddy tat Where do you live(trailer, mansion, regular house )? House Freinds Who is your most valuable friend? a few Which friend do you look up to the most? How many best friends do/did you have? 4 How many friends have moved out of your city? idk None of my friends live here on fubar? Would you rather have... coke or sprite? neither lunch or dinner? cookies a sister or brother? neither Mcdonalds or Burger King? Firehouse Subs boyfriend or friend? friend hug or kiss? both pinch or poke? neither clown or doll? I am the clown!!

The Basics
English: You're: "you are". A contraction thereof. Your: a posessive, such as "your house", "your car", et al. They're: "they are". A contraction thereof. Their: a posessive, such as "their house", "their kid", et al. There: an adjective referring to place or placement. Prepositions: at, in, with, for. These are used in a sentence, not at the end. Please remember, folks, if it's the only languge you speak, speak it well. Or I will fucking cut out your tongue.

Basic Training Whoooo!!!
well, as most know i am leaving for basic on april 8th. im going to Missouri, Ft. Leonard Wood (aka Lost in Woods) till august. Im an 88Mike for now...but i am going to be mechanic. unfortunetly all those years of riding in my sweet ass car, with my loud ass system, wasnt good idea lol. but for now, please do not leave me a million messages, on here, myspace, yahoo.. etc etc etc!! i would like the support, but in lil bit lol! love u all!! peace

The Basics Of The D/s Lifestyle
Definition: [Domination] is the desire to exert control over a consenting partner for the purpose of mutual gratification. Now what does this truely mean for most....well its unfortunate but most out there take this to mean a power play....and that its not for mutual gratification only for there own...they do not take into account the other person that is there...thinking only of themselves. Now I'm not going to say that everyone does this...there are those that are true unto the lifestyle in which W/we live, and everyday is a learning experience. No one knows all there is to this life. But I digress in what I'm speaking of....I know most of Y/you already know this but its always good to revisit and refresh upon the basics otherwise sometimes W/we lose sight of things and lose the way. Now there are many different forms and ways of Domination...its different to each C/couple and how they wish to portray the lifestyle in T/there relationship. It can be as simple as some added fun in th

Basic Definition: Bdsm Community
BASIC DEFINITION: BDSM COMMUNITYBDSM—bondage, discipline/dominance, sado/submissive, masochismBondage —the art of restricting the movement of someone through physical, mental or emotional methodsDiscipline —a tenant of BDSM, discipline ranges from the discipline of the Dominant to ensure the safety of the submissive, and self-control, to the discipline of a submissive in obeying the Dominant. Discipline remains one of the pillars of BDSMDominance/submission —the power play that physically & mentally occurs in a BDSM relationshipSado-Masochism (S/M)—Sado Masochism is the giving and receiving of pain for erotic pleasure. A Sadist is one who gets pleasure out of giving the pain, and a masochist is one who derives erotic pleasure out of receiving the pain. The pain may be physical or mental, and may vary from very light (a bite, a pinch, a name-calling) to very heavy (caning, intense bondage, etc)Lifestyle, the Community—the term often used by people to

Basic Rules For Classic's Lounge
Rules for Classics lounge i think we are all adults in here look at a few simple rules to lounge by 1)DO NOT GET NAKED ON OUR CAMS we dont wanna see how WET you are how BIG you are DO THAT IN PRIVATE simple FLASHING is ok just dont be the one who does it to extreme's you can get EJECTED AND BANNED for your nudity! NO CAM DIRECTING you are not our master dont try to be one You can get SILENCED, EJECTED AND BANNED by doing so 2 RESPECT OUR STAFF AND MEMBERS if you have a issue with a staff member take it up with rocks tom or luna DO NOT PUT DRAMA IN OUR LOUNGE also we wont put up with any one making fun or negative name calling THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL 3) NO DRAMA ! We don't need it, won't put up with it, so take it elsewhere! (That goes for guys and/or gals!) your drama will get you SILENCED EJECTED and BANNED if needed 4) NO GRAPHIC SEXING please dont show off for your man or woman by graphic sexing others dont care or wanna see it GOOD WAY TO GET SILENCED EJECTED AND BANNED I

The Basic Details
I have never considered myself an addictive personality. I started acting a fool while drinking so I quit. No big deal. Yeah I started up again a couple of years later, but its not like I ever really NEED alcohol. Same deal with smoking. Casual smoker at best. When I got a gnarly resperatory infection, I just quit. Now its becoming painfully clear that I am literally addicted to sex. I realized the last time I did it that my entire personality changed after. It wasn't just the release of endorphins and whatnot. I slept well for the first time in days. Finally felt like eating. Suddenly the world was right on its axis. In general this probably wouldn't be a problem. The fact that I'm not in a safe, stable, secure relationship with someone who wants sex all the time is a problem. And the fact that self-inflicted orgasms do not have the same effect is an issue as well. I realize that putting so much value on something I have to get from someone else is the unhealthiest

Basics
Can these words tell you? Tell you how i feel? Can these gestures show you? Show you how i feel? I doubt they ever will. Every thing is never enough To give what you gave me. A heart once lost Is found again. Memories once burried Surfacing once again a smile once forgotten Is rememberd once again. That flicker in my eye Flickers once again. I guess were going back Going back to basics.

The Basics
Just wanted to put some info in here so everyone knows what I am doing with the group!!! I am brand new to this, and am open to any and all ideas!!!! This family is NOT like other families on fubar!! There are no requirements, we are just here to chill and have fun and support one another! I want you all to feel comfy with everyone in the group!!!! Cancer Survivors - when I see it in the friend request I am ripping a photo of yours to put in the default gallery, my way of showing the many "faces" of cancer. Send me a quick sb or pm with how long you have been a survivor and the type of cancer and I will update your pic to say that. If you don't like the pic I have chosen please pm me to say which pic you would like or if you would like no pic at all in the default folder! (I don't care to much about points for the family so this way the points go to you for rates!!!) Again cancer survivors, send me a private message with a little info about your battle or whatever kind of info you

Basics; Computer Upkeep
You may not realize it, but your computer and your car have something in common: they both need regular maintenance. No, you don't need to change your computer's oil. But you should be updating your software, keeping your antivirus subscription up to date, and checking for spyware. Read on to learn what you can do to help improve your computer's security.Getting startedHere are some basics maintenance tasks you can do today to start improving your computer's security. Be sure you make these part of your ongoing maintenance as well.* Sign up for software update e-mail notices. Many software companies will send you e-mail whenever a software update is available. This is particularly important for your operating system (e.g., Microsoft VV!|VD0VV$® or Macintosh), your antivirus program, and your firewall.* Register your software. If you still have registration forms for existing software, send them in. And be sure to register new software in the future. This is another way for the software

Basi C Resource: Computer Acranyms
ADSL - Asymmetric Digital Subscriber LineAGP - Accelerated Graphics PortALI - Acer Labs, IncorporatedALU - Arithmetic Logic UnitAMD - Advanced Micro DevicesAPC - American Power ConversionASCII - American Standard Code for Information InterchangeASIC - Application Specific Integrated CircuitASPI - Advanced SCSI Programming InterfaceAT - Advanced TechnologyATI - ATI Technologies Inc.ATX - Advanced Technology Extended--- B ---BFG - BFG TechnologiesBIOS - Basic Input Output SystemBNC - Barrel Nut Connector--- C ---CAS - Column Address SignalCD - Compact DiskCDR - Compact Disk RecorderCDRW - Compact Disk Re-WriterCD-ROM - Compact Disk - Read Only MemoryCFM - Cubic Feet per Minute (ft�/min)CMOS - Complementary Metal Oxide SemiconductorCPU - Central Processing UnitCTX - CTX Technology Corporation (Commited to Excellence)--- D ---DDR - Double Data RateDDR-SDRAM - Double Data Rate - Synchronous Dynamic Random Access MemoryDFI - DFI Inc. (Design for Innovation)DIMM - Dual Inline Memory Mo

The Basics...
I have been in for about 3 1/2 years now been a long journey thus far. I have had some fun while being in also some hard times, and some crazy adventures. Now that I see a light starting to sparkle at the end of the tunnel I am starting to almost look back. I have been a 0621 radio operator in an arty BN, yes we have the bigger guns, but I have also worked outside my job probably more. I will write on here from time to time just to tell alittle more as I work on my medical evaluation board to be getting out and start the next chapter of my life. My arthritis sucks today...

The 10 Basic Functions Of My Iphone
The iPhone is made by Apple lnc. It is multimedia-enabled and a line of Internet smartphones.Development of the iPhone began with Apple CEO Steve Jobs' direction that Apple engineers investigate touchscreens.Time magazine named it the Invention of the Year in 2007.Released July 11, 2008, the iPhone 3G supports faster 3G data speeds via UMTS with 3.6 Mbps HSDPA, and assisted GPS.Apple released version 3.0 of the iPhone OS for the iPhone on June 17, 2009. I like the tybe of cell phone.I am using iphone at present and already has been it for two years.My iphone is excellent in quality and reasonable in price . I suggest everyone should buy iphone.The 10 basic functions of my iPhone follow as: 1.Dual SIM - Dual working(Dual standby).You maybe have two Mobile number. one is personal affairs,and the other is official business. It is very convenient. 2.FM Radio - Pick up your favorite FM radiostations wherever you are.I like the function very much because I

Basic Training Days
When I woke up at a quarter to six this morning, I was hard-pressed to think a good thought. Even with writing my daily devotion in my journal, my mind drifted back to today sixteen years ago during my student teaching when I got shoved by a student in front of the class I was teaching and sealed my fate … by doing nothing. Suffice it to say, nobody got expelled (especially not me), but I should have seen the writing on the wall then that I was not cut out to teach in high school – and if some professors had had their way, at all, ever. I still admit that classroom management is not my strongest point, partly because I didn’t then nor do I now count too much on other people to back me up when I have to be the bad guy who sticks to the rules no matter what. And back in the early nineties, I admit I really was a Pharisee about it. Last night I brought Sarah and Jeffrey with me from their grandparents’ house to pick up Martha at work so we could leave Ma

A Basic Diet For Hepatitis
A Basic Diet for Hepatitisby Ramona L. Jones, C.N.C.From Nature's ResponseFoods to AVOID Animal products - Animal products should be avoided for several reasons. First of all when you consume animal products you consume what that particular animal has consumed. If it was fed with grains that have been chemically sprayed you also are eating those chemicals. Then there are the injections, growth hormones, antibiotics, steroids, etc. If the product is in the form of meat, then you have just added stress to the digestive process, stressing the liver, gall bladder, pancreas. Meat is one of the hardest foods to digest. It can sit in the stomach for 5-7 days and ferment, causing flu like symptoms, gas, bloating, and even more stress. Caffeine, including colas, chocolate, coffee, some teas, OTC meds. A good substitute for coffee is Raja's Cup, an antioxidant herbal tea. Caffeine of course is a stimulant. Stimulating the liver can cause stress to the liver. If you are in the habit of drinking c

Basic Lounge Code V.1 (just Paste In Links)
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Basic V.2 Lounge Code (paste In Images)
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The Basic Wedding Dresses And How To Show Footwear
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10 Basic Truths About Keeping Your Relationship Healthy
1. Successful relationships take work. They don't happen in a vacuum. They occur when the couples in them take the risk of sharing what it is that's going on in their hearts and heads. 2. You can only change yourself, not your partner. If you love someone and think that after a while he or she will alter behaviors you find uncomfortable, think again. If you want changes, put them on the table, so your partner knows what you need. 3. All arguments stem from our own fear or pain. When upset occurs, check out what's going on inside you rather than getting angry with your partner. Truth is that we usually aren't upset for the reasons we think we are. 4. Understand that men and women are very different. We're not from Mars or Venus; we're not even in the same solar system. Understanding and celebrating our differences will make living together more peaceful, interesting and fun. 5. Honor each other in some way every day. Every morning, you have the opportunity to make your r

Basic Lounge Rules
WELCOME TO MY LOUNGE - MY RULES to lounge by: HAVE FUN, BE RESPECTFUL, but BE WARNED: Our Staff was hired to make judgement calls to keep our lounge a great place to hang and have fun. If you choose to exhibit inappropiate behavior, you can be banned with or without a warning. Lounge staff has the right to silence, eject and/or ban you FOR ANY REASON they deem to be inappropiate, it DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A REASON LISTED BELOW, but a few reasons are listed below for you. 1) NO OTHER LOUNGE PROMOTING, that means; NO LOUNGE LINKS OR REFERENCES DROPPED INTO TEXT, or for that matter, NO MYSPACE or YIM, etc etc, LINKS or REFERENCES EITHER. 2) RESPECT OUR STAFF and MEMBERS. Our Staff are there to protect our members, their decision to warn, silence, eject or ban is final. If you have harrassed or are "stalking" a staff or member outside of the lounge we will protect them, your actions outsi

Basic Nail Care
I don't know how many times a day on fu where i get asked about my nails. Usually they're pervs who want to know what it feels like to have my nails dig into their back. Dafuq? Dunno go asked the boyfriend what it feels like. (y) Ass rabbits. I'd much rather make you look like you got bitched slapped by a lioness. But if my nails are strong enough to draw blood then they must be strong and I must be doing something right. So for you that want to know my nail routine, here it is. GET IT OFF Take your nail polish off with an acetone based polish remover. Use the PURPLE KIND. Unless you have fake nails which is another blog for another day. Do not use straight acetone on your nails unless you've got a bottle of glitter polish as your manicure. Wet a cotton ball. stick it on your nail and wait. After several minutes, if you apply pressure you should be able to slide the entire thing off your nail. Do not scrap or pick at your nails to get the polish off. That ruins your nails and

Basic Terminology
BDSMD/s participants often refer to their activity as "play", with an individual play session called a "scene". In addition to "dominant" and "submissive", a "switch" is a person who can take either role. A scene between two switches can involve trading off the dominant or submissive roles, possibly several times. In contrast, the terms "top" and "bottom" refer to the active (agent) and passive (patient) roles respectively. In a given scene, there is no requirement that the dominant also be the top, or that the submissive be the bottom, although this is often the case.The term "vanilla" refers to normative ("non-kinky") sex and relationships, the vanilla world being mainstream society outside of the BDSM subculture. The term comes from vanilla ice cream being considered the "default" flavour and uninteresting.

The Basics Of A Bdsm Scene
Most BDSM scenes can be broken down into three phases: Warm up, scene proper and after care. Each phase serves a distinct function. A skilled dominant can blend them together so that the transition from one phase to another is smooth and natural. While most BDSM authors will agree on the importance of the warm up, the bulk of BDSM literature focuses on the techniques such as bull whips or fisting, which are usually associated with the scene proper. This article will deal solely with the warm up. In many respect the warm up is the single most important part of a BDSM scene. It is that foundation upon which the entire scene is built. The main physiological function of the warm up is to stimulate the release of endorphins. They are part of the body’s defenses against pain. Endorphins are chemicals produced by the nervous system to control pain, create euphoric feeling and modulate the release of sex hormones. Endorphins do a number of practical things for a BDSM scen

The Basics Of Formal Protocol
Protocol – a series of rules and behaviors that are deemed appropriate and expected for certain circumstances. Formal Protocol – a rigorous series of structured behaviors that are used to focus attention and direct actions in a specific manner. This form of protocol is normally reserved for formal or structured occasions; it is also frequently used in obedience training. First and foremost one must understand why formal protocol is used before one may understand exactly what it is. A Master/Mistress will enact formal protocol when theydesire a heightened level of focus, attention, and/or discipline from a slave/sub. Focus, while under formal protocol a slave/sub must focus on everything they do, say, even think. They must focus on how they stand, what position to be in, how they talk, how they hold themselves, and how they react. They must focus on every movement, every word, and every thought going through their mind. It is one way of having absolute control o

Basic Known Myths And Facts About Diabetes
Being Diabetic for the better part of the last 5 years has opened my eyes to a lot of misinformation about the disease. It is really non-discriminating. Below you will find some myths, followed by their facts. 1. Type II Diabetes only affects people who are overweight or morbidly obese: Fact: Type II Diabetes does not discriminate. It is true that If you are over weight, you are AT RISK. However, I am 175pounds and Stand 6'0". and was Diagnosed with Type II 5 Years ago. I am now, still 6'0" and still weigh 175 and am now a Type I, (Will get to that later). 2 You only have to take insulin if you are a Type I Diabetic. Fact: If blood sugar can not be controlled by Diet and Exercise or oral medications in Type II Diabetics, then insulin is given to get the numbers down. 3. There is no way to cure Type II Diabetes. Fact: The cure is also the prevention. Diet and Exercise and following your doctor's instructions will reverse MOST cases of Type II Diabetes. 4. (And I love th

Basically No Plan Just For Aldon Smith’s Revisit
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The Basket (adult)
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Basketball
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Basket Ball
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Basketball
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The Basketball Game
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Basket Case!!!
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Basket Case
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Basketball Strength Training
I am basketball player and I really focus on my basketball strength training for my development on vertical jumping. I am doing vertical exercises daily to improve my vertical leap. It is great to discover that in just a couple of week, I really noticed an improvement on the vertical program that I followed.A plyometrics jumping is also good form of exercise.

Basketball Lesson Help Needed
I'm writing a lesson plan for one of my classes. It is set in the reciprocal style of teaching. To put it simply, the students are in groups of 2 or 3 and one student performs the task while the other observes and provides feedback. I need help coming up with basketball tasks for the students to perform. So far I have dribbling with a defender, so that means they will need to be in groups of 3. I need two more tasks. I've thought about doing something with shooting. Keep in mind most of these students are very poorly skilled so a free throw is probably out of the question. I need something fun, simple, and easy to observe for the students to do. Thanks for any help!

Bask
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The Basketball Court
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Basoc Boneless Leg Of Pork
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Basque Chicken Stew
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Bass Player Needed
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Eureka! By george I think he's got it! I have just managed to find the ultimate in distorted bass tone! Been fiddling with a Boss Metal Zone running into a carlsbro amp. Finally got the bugger working in the correct way! I now have a sound which is bassy as fuck but still has nice sounding distortion and clarity! Solution: cut out the fucking midrance cause that shit's pointless! I turn the bass volume pot to max and tone it medium. Then I fiddle with the EQ on the MT2 and turn the contour right down, then cut the midrange on the amp and GWAN! It's done! Sounds fucking bananas! No more shall Marco Hietala be able to claim the best sounding bass in the world (which is quite something considering he plays a Warwick Infinity 2000 LTD!) and as such my new band (which has other members, mainly a guitarist but soon hopefully chick vocalist and a grim drummer) should sound powerful. I've stuck some serious strings on my Jackson KB1 - including a gauge 135 low string, and have tuned down to

Bass Valve Overdrive
I wanna get a nice crisp, bright basstone with some overdrive to make it sound heavier. Valvetone pedals are fairly expensive and tube amps are VERY expensive(and I'm poor so can't afford to just buy new gear unless it's perfect). To those who know about them: are valvetones worth the price or can I actually get bass distortion which sounds good from a stomp box and a solid state amp? Trouble is my ultimate bass tone was too powerful for the mix with the guitar, but when I made it less powerful it sucked. So I nerfed my sound. Now I'm looking for the perfect distortion. I can't choose :(

Bassist?
Ok, I have been playing guitar for a year now. I am for the most part terrible in my eyes. Several people say that I am good though, I can't believe it. A few days ago I was at a friend's house and we were all playing guitar. One of the guys left because he had some stuff he needed to do. When he left everyone else convinced me to to play bass. After a few minutes of getting acquainted with the bass, we started working on the song they wanted to record. I did really well, especially keeping time. *If you knew me you would realize I have no rhthym whatsoevery*. They sent it to Bassist and he hasn't spoke to me since then. I am afraid I hurt his pride a bit, but I don't know what to do.

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Bass Sold
Sold my bass last week on Ebay for 700$ (was originally 1100$) SO i could buy a new handgun. I like exploring new things and Gun skill is one of those things. I have a 308 semi-auto sniper rifle but yeah guess what no handgun! So i sold the bass and should be getting my money Friday or saturday of next week.Pay-Pal requires you to wait 3 days after your shipped item is confirmed delivered before they release your funds, then you have to wait 3 days for the funds to transfer to your bank account. It's bulshit but the covenience of E-bay is awesome.

Bastards
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The Bastard
i wrote this poem about a friend that was molested for several years as a fukin baby!! mcl The Bastard Frightened Child, wondering when he'll return, that lecherous smile that terrifies Her so. Like a Vampire he sups on Her innocence, an endless craving for Hopes and Dreams, slowly draining Her Childhood Happiness, leaving a broken, cynical soul afraid to Trust, afraid to Love, afraid to be Loved, afraid to be Herself. God ! Kill the fucking bastard ! written by slingbob777

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Bastard
I seriously don't understand it... My ex quit his job to start a better paying one, but child support was supposed to kick in on the first, and now i'm pretty sure he's delayed it! I just don't understand WHYYYY he gets to be happy, while im here trying to make things work. I could SCREAM... My blood pressure last week was 155/99 at the doctor, to go along with a nice old Kidney infection!! LOVELY!! Where do I find stress relief????

Bast
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Bastard Knight
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Bastard!!!
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The Bastard In Britian
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Bast Oil
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The Bastards
Ive tried so hard for year after year To just be responceable and kill of this fear but I guess it was not without all that wrong Im just kinda suprised that its taken so long I always figured this life would be rough Its taken the worst, I came out as tough But now with barley a soul still around The bastards have finally wore me down I cant even smile or pretend Im ok The people that know me can tell every day They say "Whats the matter", the answer I've not I drowned it in liquor I killed it with pot I thought that the song would be my salvation They must not be good or I am impatient Ive tried to controll these demons unbound the bastards have finally wore me down I did nothing on purpose but am I all who sees The sweat on my forhead the blood on my knees To occupied with your own little game Ive said it before, Im always to blame Ive grown quite acoustomed to the blackness inside I cant count all the times I wish I had

The Bastard
You Bastard. You will never have someone Who loves you as much as she would have. You will always have the wrong one. Once you relize this She'll be gone. She'll have moved on, Loving someone even more Than she ever loved you. She might have loved you like that, If you had ever given her the choice. But you didn't did you? You used her And then dumped her into your used pile For someone who broke your heart. Well we're all happy she's happy And living a better life away from you. So go away, Don't ever hurt her again. Because we are so much stronger than you.

Bastard
Bastard by Rain_maker_girl © It's getting later and he still hasn't returned my call. Damn it. Why am I putting myself through this? There are a ton of guys who would date hell definitely a ton who would fuck me. So why the hell am I waiting around for this jerk, again. I feel him walk up behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I close my eyes and lean back against him, sighing softly. He starts to trail soft kisses down the column of my neck. His hand starts to trail up from my waist to cup my breast, kneading at it, rolling my nipple between his thumb and finger. His other hand moves to inch his fingers underneath the waist band of my panties. I sigh, keeping my eyes closed tightly. "So apparently you are dating Chloe.." I let myself trail off, leaving the statement open, but full of accusation. His movements stop abruptly. I can feel him tense with anger and wish I hadn't said anything. Why couldn't I just enjoy it? "Look I told you what is going on with her.

Bastards
This is NOT a good day. Looks like the old employers are up to their games again. They will do anything to try and screw us. So I get a Writ of Summons today for a civil action.. nothing saying what it is for. Our attorney is out until tueday. Who knows what it is this time... they tried to say I had a noncompete... but I would find it hard to believe they would try that considering they owed so much in backpay. But they are arrogant enough to try. When I left there, they owed me over $14k in backpay.. plus they had been deducting child support when I did get paid and never sending it in. Because they were an LLC there was very little I could do. Now I will be stressed until I find out from our attorney what the hell is going on.

Bast, Goddess Of Protection And Pleasure
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Bastard
The old bastard left his ties and his suit A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes and his opinion so you'd never have to choose Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too You get smaller while the world gets big The more you know you know you don't know shit The whiz man'll never fit you like the whiz kid did So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Close your eyes close your ears young man You've seen and heard all an old man can Spread the facts on the floor like a fan throw away the ones that make you feel bad Kids today gettin' old too fast they can't wait to grow up so they can get some ass They get nostalgic about the last ten years before the last ten years have passed why you gotta act like you know when you don't know? It's okay if you don't know everything Why you gotta act like you know when you don't

Bastille Day
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Bastard
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Bastard
"Bastard" Backed out to save yourself But again left out again Bailed for the whole to see Now you better watch out for me Bastard Bastard you hear what I said When we find your ass you're dead You're dead Bastard And there ain't no fuckin way That you're leaving here alive today Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget it No fucking way Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget about it Your gonna pay Backed out to save yourself Like a bitch talked shit again You sold out your old friends and me For a new found enemy Bastard Bastard you hear what I said When we find your ass your dead Your dead Bastard And there ain't no fuckin way That you're leaving here alive today Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget it No fucking way Just forget about it Don't even think about it Just forget about it Your gonna pay Hello you're goin down Hello you're goin down Who is this I

Bastard Ass Landlords
so i got a nice 2/2 house a couple of months ago. the rent was reasonable, and the area great. when we signed the papers, i asked him straight up if he was in forclosure, or anywhere nere it. his answer was no, he was all good. fast forward two months.... i missed a call today from my landlord. he left a message saying that it was important, call him back. guess what.... yep, we are in forclosure!!!! son of a bitch!!! i know i have a few months before anything goes down, but what a kic in the ass. i have lease, so i still gotta pay rent, even though he aint payin his mortgage. i cant just bail, i have a 10 y/o who is in school. so i guess i will just piss and moan about it here!!

Bastards!!!
I need 2 big blings 50,000 or over. I'll say thanks when I receive it, as I don't trust you bastards! And NO i'm not offering you anything. And don't say I haven't given you anything, you've had 3 wonderful years of my life!

Bastard Out Of Carolina.
[Disclaimer: If you don't stalk my other blog, which is probably the case 'cause only a few people do, then you're reading this two days late.] I figured since this is my last night in Vegas, I might as well blog about the week I spent in North Carolina right before my current company trip. Better late than never, right? Besides, I haven’t written much in the past month since my time has been occupied by work and Lost, so what would some amandababble hurt. Itinerary, January 23rd: Wake up at the buttcrack of still night, finish last minute pre-travel needs, drive to airport, park car, check in at Continental, discover I’m dressed too perfectly to get frisked by security, arrive painfully early at terminal yet inhale a fast food breakfast, hurry up and wait, board flight, read, get off flight, lather-rinse-repeat last three steps, get rental car, drive to Greenville, hotel, sleep, breathe. I hate connecting flights with a passion but, with a book within my grasp, I can ge

Bastien Aka Gastonjak & Dj Frostbreaks Air In A Few Hours On Underground Intelligence L.a.
Tune in and join us for Underground Intelligence Los Angeles featuring Bastien aka GastonJak for segment 1 and for segment 2 about a half hour later, DJ Frostbreaks! We're going hard this week adding a lil electro and dubstep to the mix. The show airs at 3am eastern (usa) on http://www.InSoulWeTrust.com until 5am eastern. The show airs every Saturday and if you miss a show and/or like what you hear, you can tune in at the archive located athttp://www.Mixxcloud.com/DragonflyKingdom. For all shows and channels visit us athttp://www.DragonflyKingdom.com/apps/links

Bastard Ex-con Drug Addict Visitor
I'm working on a big cattle ranch at night, taking care of a widow in her home. It's just the two of us and her cattle dog, Vickie. During the day yesterday and the day before, a neighbor (ex-con drug addict) walked right into the house and started asking questions about the lady's husband and where her artwork is. This guy has walked in before, made a sandwich for himself and picked up their financial planner's 6 month old son when she was here with no one else. He came in one night when the couple was living alone *before their health failed* His strung out g/f was pleasant yesterday (according to the caregiver who was here) but she was trying to distract the women while the guy was going through stuff. 911 was called and the dispatcher didn't want to do anything about it. This guy's brother is a big, famous multi-million dollar celebrity athlete from Oakland. The whole situation is so fucked up. We don't have any window coverings because we're quite literally out in the middle of

Basura En Maillot Enfant Pollen De Planta Especial
Maillot Enfant aprovechan leurs DEBER Un Mas poco. Sur Los resultados concientizados fils incitados por un buen sistema inmunológico de suractivité sólido en realidad Quién "Le dar non ataque hacia dentro" el instante confrontado con comidas muy comunes y NUTRIENTES con otras basura en Maillot Enfant pollen de planta especial , les squames, mariscos, por lo Demas nueces. Muy une menudo, el intento de talla bebéobtiene un «Muchos diferentes" tienda empatando o trenzar un buen "Pañuelo de cabeza" macizo para su cara, en vez de répugne, o presentar cada rasguño de chemisettes futbol faux o punto de lesión sólo el privé! CuAl ellos camiseta del chelsea 2012 la Adoración un Quienes el préparer les chemisette arsenal del lo que usted prueba, concediendo áreas frescas de prendas de Vestir de séquestration aéreo obtenir VER - ahora es una selección allí grande para hacer pruebas en realidad el rato usar el ladrón de mar ECHA non vistazo el Personas! Un de con las Que la Vision Q

The Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

The Bat
The Bat This close to Halloween, we simply must talk about bats! There are different species of bats, which have widely divergent characteristics. Some are small and others are large. With one or two exceptions, the large bats live on fruits and find their way visually. The small bats feed mostly on insects, catching them on the wing by a process known as echolocation in which an animal produces sounds and listens for the echoes reflected from surfaces and objects in the environment. When this medicine is fully developed in man intuitive and clairaudient abilities are accurate. When underdeveloped psychic perception becomes clouded by imaginings of the mind. Studies on bats found that when they are placed in a refrigerator, they will go into an instant state of hibernation and come out unharmed when they are warmed, which is unique for a warm blooded mammal. This indicates that the life force of the bat is strong and is able to regenerate and replenish it when needed. Those

Bat
Dark night flyer, lift me higher Realms of life where loved ones go, That I might find joy mind to mind, My heart hurt less. I miss them so. Teach me that death can hurt much less If I accept it as no end, But see it true, just another view Of life continuing round a bend. Transition, Rebirth A Bat totem appearing in your life is a call for the end of a way of life and the beginning of another. You must face your greatest fears and get rid of the part of your life that no longer is needed. This transition is very frightening for many: "better the devil you know..." But you will not grow spiritually until the old parts are gone. Face the darkness before you and you will find the light in rebirth.

The Bat And The Butler
The Bat and the Butler by odderotica © The black leather hugged her curves as she crept into the dark room. The city lights flickered in the air below as the nights beat wound down. It was nearing sunrise already cats howled as instinct took over and forced the nocturnal wanderers homeward. But Batgirl was still out, her mind buzzing with possibilities and consequences, her knees weakened from the nights play, her heart pounding beneath her firm breasts, her pussy tingling and warm. It had not been her first time. She had sex before, but never like this. This had been wonderful. Oliver had done things with his cock that made shivers run down her spine when she thought of them. Dinah had brought her over the edge so many times she was certain she could fly now. "Just like Batman." She thought to herself. For the first time, she thought of the Black Knight as a man. A tender man with muscles that rippled like rolling hills, she let her mind wander to the bulge beneath his b

"bat,am"
bucs24~~fu husband to~snookie,f000kiee,beki@ fubar Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly. (repost of original by 'bucs24~~fu husband to~snookie,f000kiee,beki' on '2008-07-30 18:47:15') (repost of original by 'weldingangel ( Space Hottie ) READ MY PROILE PLS' on '2008-07-30 21:23:55')

Bataan
(The following is a true story of my Father. Enjoy) The hot, humid air swarmed around their bodies as they walked the same road as thousands of others ahead of them had already treaded. Homer, Dobie and Millard continued day upon day of picking up one foot then the other, forever moving forward, with little food and even less water. They were Prisoners of War captured by the Japanese soldiers of the Philippine Islands. Friends all stationed at Clark Field part of the 698th AC ordinance Bomb Group, they had listened to the reports on the radio of Pearl Harbor being bombed as they themselves came under attack. Now, forced to surrender, they had to keep moving for they knew what happened if you fell behind. Death came for the end of a Japanese soldier’s gun. Homer’s legs felt heavy and the pain from his muscle cramps was getting too much. “I can’t keep moving. I need to s

Bat Country
He who makes a beast out of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a man Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. I tried to drive all through the night, The heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights. No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me. Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention. As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights. My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite. Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right. Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free. Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the at

A Batch Of Not-so-nifty
I was called on Monday last week. It wasn't a good call... My roommate returned a little premature from his tour in Afghanistan. He returns with 2 Purple Hearts and a "Pine Box" award. He was 27 yeas of age and will be sorely missed. The job I had let me go home to help with the arrangements, but then fired me for it. As it stands, I have sold the majority of my belongings - such as they are - and placed the rest in storage. The apartment is vacant. The company I work for has asked me to take a national certification test and then go to Hawaii for a few months. This is the latest from me. Likely not the last... -SchweißerMann, the HyPerverted

B A Team 2 Fu-angel
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Bat Guano And "hate Speech"
by Dr. William Pierce Today I want to talk with you about something which gravely concerns me, and that is the corruption of our government and our police by Jewish pressure groups. I've spoken with you about this before two or three times, but the threat to our liberty is becoming more serious by the day, and we all need to be aware of what is happening currently. In brief, the Jews make up only two and one-half per cent of the U.S. population, but they are smart, they are aggressive, they are extraordinarily well organized and cooperate with each other at all levels in order to advance their own ethnic interests, and by cooperating have acquired a vastly disproportionate share of the power and the wealth in the United States. But that is not enough for them. They want everything, they believe they're entitled to everything -- at least, the religious Jews believe that -- and they're all trying their damnedest to get it. In the present Clinton administration they have for all pra

Batgirl: On The Town A
Batgirl: On The Town by coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: Batgirl, looking for the Green Hornet's help, meets Lenore Case & they end up helping each other. Disclaimer: Batman, Batgirl, the Joker, Gotham City, etc. all are owned by DC Comics (Batman & the Joker were created by Bill Finger & Bob Kane) & Warner Communications. The Green Hornet, Kato, Britt Reid, Lenore Case, etc. were created by George W. Trendle & (I believe) still owned by Greenway Productions & 20th Century Fox. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun & prurient interest. ****** Lenore Case, executive secretary for the Daily Sentinel's publisher Britt Reid, watched the red-haired girl stride purposely across the press room from the elevator bank towards her office. She was in her early 20's, slender, with long, dark red hair. As she came nearer, Casey, as she was known throughout the paper, saw she was wearing a stylish p

Batgirl: On The Town B
Batgirl: On The Town by coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: Batgirl, looking for the Green Hornet's help, meets Lenore Case & they end up helping each other. Disclaimer: Batman, Batgirl, the Joker, Gotham City, etc. all are owned by DC Comics (Batman & the Joker were created by Bill Finger & Bob Kane) & Warner Communications. The Green Hornet, Kato, Britt Reid, Lenore Case, etc. were created by George W. Trendle & (I believe) still owned by Greenway Productions & 20th Century Fox. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. This is strictly for fun & prurient interest. ****** Bargirl, somewhat surprised by the Hornet's silent partner, said defensively, "Yes, Catwoman. She hates the Joker too. Occasionally, she and Batman call a truce and so she's in the Miami area. I guess I was the lucky one. May I use the phone? Don't worry, it can't be traced." With a nod from the Hornet, she picked up the handset and dialed a

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 01
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: Night Patrol Sunday, 12:03 am It was shortly after midnight in Gotham City. The two pretty teenaged girls were romping about on the bed, dressed in just their bras and panties, smiling and laughing, soundlessly. They were both aged about seventeen or eighteen, with figures that were both slim and shapely. They rolled

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 02
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 2: Who Am I? Sunday, 2:24 am Brrring, brrring! Brrring, brrring! The beautiful red-haired girl groaned and rolled over in her bed. "Who the hell is calling me at this unearthly hour?" she muttered, blinking her eyes and focusing on the bedside alarm clock. The time was 2:25 am, and she'd only gotten to bed a half-hou

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 03
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Chapter 3: An Unwanted Visitor Sunday, 11: 22 am Batman and Robin both looked up from the screen of the Bat-computer, as the familiar figure of Batgirl slid down a fireman's pole, into the subterranean cavern that was the Batcave. She was clad in her standard, Kevlar reinforced, black La

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 04
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 4: Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag Tuesday, 7:07 pm Barbara tucked Jennifer up, and smiled at the lovely young blonde stretched out on the couch. The nurse had removed the dressing from about Jenny's forehead, before they had left the hospital, and the relatively small scar appeared to be healing up nicely. Jen would hav

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 05
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 5: The Feline Avenger Tuesday, 11:26 pm The pretty young girl paced up and down on the street corner, somewhere in the notorious red-light district of Gotham City, her high-heels click-clacking on the paved sidewalk. Charlene was a hooker, a very good hooker, but a very bored hooker. She glanced at her wristwatch, read

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 06
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Chapter 6: Beauty & The Beast Wednesday, 5:50 pm Barbara walked into the apartment, unbuttoning her coat. She tossed into over the back of a chair and slumped down onto the couch, before leaning forward and pulling off her heels, with a groan of undisguised relief. "Jen?" she called out

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 07
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. My grateful thanks, to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Chapter 7: Kidnapped Thursday, 2:00 am Catwoman peered around, checking that there was no one else in the vicinity, as they arrived at the luxury apartment block, set in one of the leafier, residential suburbs of Gotham City. Snake had deliberately parked the stolen automobile about

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 08
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. My grateful thanks, to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 8: Sacrificial Lamb Thursday, 7:10 am Catwoman stood with her hands on her bare hips, staring down at the naked female, painfully stretched out, spread-eagle, on the bed, her wrists and ankles securely bound to the four corners of the steel bedframe, by lengths of sturdy nylon cord. Snake stood over by the door, ar

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 09
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. My grateful thanks, to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 9: A Bat & Two Birds To The Rescue Thursday, 8:09 am The Batmobile roared down the street and screeched to a halt, with the stench of burning rubber assailing the nostrils of the uniformed policemen. The dynamic trio leapt out and ran over to the improvised barricade of black and whites, and the unmistakable portly

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 01
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: New, Improved Batgirl Wednesday, 2:45 pm Jim Gordon drummed his fingers on the rim of the steering wheel, as he waited in his car, in the "Visitors' parking lot of 'Gotham Pines', an exclusive private

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 02
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 2: New, Improved Batcostume Wednesday, 6:20 pm Batman was sitting in front of the Bat-computer, in the Batcave, when Robin slid down the Bat-pole and bounded over to his mentor and fellow crime-buster. "

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 03
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 3: The Earrings Of Bastet Friday, 2:10 am Big Dirk switched off the hot pneumatic drill, and straightened his aching back, before wiped a mixture of sweat and concrete dust from his forehead and smooth-s

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 04
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 4: The Priestess Of Bastet Friday, 6:40 pm Selina Kyle sat cross-legged on a richly embroidered cushion with gold colored tassels, in front of a golden statue of an Egyptian cat goddess, in the small roo

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 05
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 5: Batgirl's Initiation Saturday, 9:30 am Batman stepped off the metal fire escape, onto the flat roof of Police Headquarters, closely followed by the Boy Wonder. "What are we looking for, Batman?" en

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 06
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. * Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Enhanced Chapter 6: Jenny Pumps Dan For Info Sunday, 11:00 pm Jenny slowly stripped down to her brief translucent pink panties, while continuing to smoothly sway her hips,

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 07
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 7: Catwoman's Plaything Monday, 9:20 am Barbara gazed at her High Priestess, lovingly, as she bit into the bunch of grapes that Selina held aloft in her left hand, ignoring the juice that ran down her ch

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 08
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Enhanced Chapter 8: The Rescue Monday, 11:10 am "Batman, I think I've found it!" Jenny called, excitedly. The crime-busting trio had been methodically searching a large sprawlin

Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 09
Batgirl Enhanced Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues on from 'The Price of Silence' and once more includes the character of Jennifer Goodbody AKA Sparrow, as well as Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman (did I really need to say that?). In recent times, there seems to have been a huge upsurge in the use of cosmetic surgery and other medical techniques, to enhance the physical attributes that nature has bestowed upon us. Why should Batgirl be immune from such temptations? Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Enhanced Chapter 9: Normal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible Monday, 6:00 pm Commissioner Jim Gordon shook Batman's hand one last time. "I can't thank you enough, Cape

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 01
Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. This story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: Supersonic Striptease Wednesday, 3:30 pm Batgirl eased open the rickety, slightly ajar, wooden door of the boarded up, long abandoned warehouse, as quietly as was possible. It still creaked, alarmingly, despite her best eff

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 02
Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 2: Harvey Dent Jr. Saturday, 9:35 pm Barbara sat at the small table, next to her father, listening to the loud dance music being played by the eight-piece band, and watching the elegantly dressed couples swirling around on the

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 03
Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 3: Come Into My Parlor... Sunday, 12:30 am Harvey Dent Jr. shivered and turned up the collar of his long, grey, astrakhan overcoat, before returning his hands to the deep pockets. He had arrived at the designated bench, in Goth

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 04
Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continues to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Green-eyed Monster Or (The Return Of Two-face) Chapter 4: Grand Theft Auto Monday, 9:15 pm Despite her intention to remain totally alert and observant, Jennifer's eyelids had gradually grown heavier

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Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Green-eyed Monster Or (The Return Of Two-face) Chapter 5: Things Aren't Always What They Seem Tuesday, 12:19 am "And finally, THIS is the bedroom!" Harvey announced, with a big smile and an exaggerat

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Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. This tale follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. * Adventures Of Batgirl The Green-eyed Monster Or (The Return Of Two-face) Chapter 6: At The Mercy Of Two-face Tuesday, 1:05 pm Barbara groaned and her eyelids fluttered open, to see the gruesome, half-scarred visage of Two

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 1: Batgirl Goes Undercover Sunday, 3:00 pm Barbara Gordon wriggled into the tiny pair of sheer, lace-edged panties, and stared at herself in the mirror. "Hmm, they don't leave much to the imagination," the five-feet, nine-inch tall, twenty-five year old decided, as she picked up the matching half-cup bra, and prepared to slip it over her shapely 35C bosom. "Hmm, on second thoughts, I'll dispense with the bra," she decided. "It's not as if I really need one, after all!" She tossed

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © "Hadn't we better get a move on, Commissioner?" Batgirl asked, noting the strange, glazed expression in her father's eyes, as he stared at her. "What? Oh yes! Forgive me Batgirl, I've been up for the better part of twenty-four hours!" He slipped the sedan into automatic, and pulled away from the curb. "Do they have any idea how long the girl's been dead?" "What? Oh yes, about two to three hours, but they'll know more precisely, after the autopsy!" "Of course! You say the girl has been strangled?" "Hmm, yes, but she'd been brutally raped first! Death was probably a blessed relief, for the poor creature?" Sunday, 9:25 pm The sedan swung into the park, and was stopped by a uniformed officer, in front of a hastily erected, wooden barrier. "Oh, it's you Commissioner," he exclaimed, recognizing his boss, "and Batgirl?" he added, belatedly. "Where's the body?" Jim Gordon asked, in no mood for pleasantries. "Over

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 2: Striptease Surprise Monday, 8:00 am The following morning, Barbara arose and went to work, as usual, at the Gotham City Central Library. It was frustrating, having to delay her investigations, but she could, at least, spend some of her spare time, delving into the newspaper archives, learning more about the notorious Ivor Bigun. She learnt that Ivor had led an unhappy childhood! Unloved by his stepmother, a notorious drunkard and woman of ill repute, he'd developed a fixation,

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © Now Lucy was moaning also, as her fingers toyed with Barbara's heaving breasts, pinching and pulling the hard, erect nipples. "Oh, yesss, yesss, yesss!" Barbara cried, feeling her climax fast approaching, as her fingers sought out Lucy's large, floppy balloons, and squeezed them together, her thumbs flicking over the hard crests. Her hips jerked, faster and faster, and she clutched the older woman's hips, ramming their crotches together, as Lucy's mouth covered hers, in a lingering French kiss. There mouths finally parted. "Mmmm, aaaugh, oooh, yesss!" Barbara cried, as she felt herself falling over the edge, into a mind-blowing orgasm, her clawed fingers fetching blood on Lucy's back, as she bucked and writhed, on the thrusting rubber monster. Slowly, her spasming cunt returned to something approaching normal, if you can call being crammed full of rubber dick normal, and she pressed up against, Lucy, kissing and sucking her

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 3: Blue Movies Tuesday, 12:30 pm Barbara slept restlessly, that night, her thoughts constantly returning to the unbelievable sensations she'd experienced, while being screwed by Lucy Lastik, and her massive Latex dildo, only to be replaced by the sight of Jennifer's shaven pussy, as she stripped away her thong covering, immediately followed by the look of horror in the young girl's big, blue eyes, as their eyes met, and recognition dawned. Barbara's right hand moved between her thighs, stiff fingers rubbing at the entrance to her

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © "Ho, hum!" he muttered, stifling a yawn, and ejecting the videotape. He slipped in the surveillance tape for the main storeroom, and wound it forward for awhile, before pressing the play button. "This one's a real waste of time!" he thought. "Nothing ever happens in the storeroom!" The monitor lit up, and he sat forward, as two familiar female figures appeared on the screen. He lent forward, and turned up the volume. "What about you, young lady?" exclaimed the familiar image of Barbara Gordon. "I could hardly believe my eyes, when I realized it was you doing that sexy striptease act! What on Earth possessed you to do it, Jenny? You've got a bright future, right here in the library, you don't need to descend to that sort of thing!" "I needed the money!" replied the slightly shorter figure of Jenny Goodbody. Tom dragged his chair closer. "Now, THIS looks interesting!" he chortled to himself. "It's my younger brother!" J

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © face. "I can guarantee that she will be there," Barbara promised, as their eyes met, and she smiled. "This time, the evil bastard is going to be put away for good!" She pulled off her high-heeled shoes and rubbed her stocking feet. "These stilettos are killing me!" she complained. "I don't know how people can wear them all the time?" "Here, lie back and let me massage them for you," Jenny murmured, looking at her from beneath hooded eyes. "I'm very good at it! Swing your feet up onto the bed!" Barbara nodded and complied, closing her eyes as Jenny slowly massaged the aches and pains from her feet and ankles. She was aware of Jenny's hands kneading her calf muscles, and the backs of her knees, as she slowly moved up her pantyhose, but it felt oh so good. She was working on Barbara's thighs now, and Barbara didn't even stir, as she felt the girl sliding her dress up about her waist. She eased her bottom up of the bed, slightl

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 4: Lap Dancer Wednesday, 9:00 am The following day, at the Library, both girls seemed unusually shy with each other, both carefully avoiding the subject of the previous evening's exploits. Barbara threw herself into her Ancient Egyptian research work, with a newly discovered gusto, trying not to think about Jennifer, but without much success. Jennifer, for her part, spent most of her time cataloguing books in the True Romance section, and daydreaming about the new love in her life.

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 5: Batgirl's Revenge Thursday, 9:02 am Barbara had hardly had time to take her coat off, when Jennifer rushed into the office. "Meet me in the powder room in two minutes," she muttered, out of the side of her mouth, before disappearing out of the doorway just as quickly. "What on earth is going on?" muttered Barbara with a sigh, as she paused to power up her desktop computer, then followed the direction that her blonde assistant had taken, toward the ladies staff toilets. She p

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 6: Cat Out Of The Bag Thursday, 11:55 pm Harry Hartmann stomped up the stairs and strode along the corridor toward the security office, with an angry frown on his wrinkled face. Harry was not a happy security guard. He'd had to power up his hand-held computer and unlock all the over-rides at the rear entrance, to get in, because that idle son of a bitch Sweeny hadn't been there to let him in at the start of his shift! Harry had been working at the library for sixteen years and he fig

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 7: Into The Frying Pan Saturday, 9:45 pm Barbara wiggled her way along the sidewalk, her five-inch spiky heels click-clacking on the concrete slabs, as she approached the junction of Belfry Street and Vine. She'd decided to come in her hooker disguise, rather than in her Batgirl persona, just in case Bigun had the place staked out. It wouldn't do for him to become suspicious at this crucial stage. She was wearing a short, knitted cropped top that barely came down to the bottom of

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 8: Jenny Discovers All Sunday, 1:05 am "Jenny, is that you?" Barbara hissed, into the telephone handset. "Huh? Who's the hell's this, calling at this time of night?" replied Jennifer, in a grumpy voice, stifling a yawn with the back of her hand. "It's me honey, Barbara!" Jennifer was instantly wide-awake. "Barbara, what's happened?" she gasped, excitedly. "Did Batgirl's plan work?" "Not exactly! Jenny, listen carefully! I want you to phone Commissioner Gordon, and tell him to get over to a small derelict engineering fa

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 9: Attack From The Rear Monday, 8:00 pm Jenny stepped into the black leather, thong bikini bottom, and wriggled it up over her hips, until it was snugly positioned over her smooth-shaven mons and between her shapely ass-cheeks, as she got ready for her first routine of the evening. She slipped on the lacy French-cut panties and matching bra, pulled on her high-heels, and was just about to step into a long, flowing green dress, when the door to the dressing room burst open, with a loud crash. One of the other three girls in the roo

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 10 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 10: Bigun's Plaything Tuesday, 9:00 am The following day at the library, Barbara struggled to concentrate on Ancient Egyptian History, as her mind kept constantly turning to the possible fate of her young lover. "How did he ever find out about Jenny?" she asked herself, for maybe the umpteenth time, clenching and unclenching her fists, in sheer frustration. By lunchtime, she had made up her mind, to ask for the afternoon off. "I'm not feeling too good, Mr. Peabody!" she told he

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 11 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 11: Bigun Meets His Match Wednesday, 6:00 am Batgirl groaned, her mind swirling, sickeningly, from the effects of the chloroform, as her eyelids fluttered open. It was pitch black, with a damp mustiness about the air, as she strained to see through the enveloping darkness. She immediately knew that she had been stripped of her body stocking, because she could sense slight changes in the air pressure on her flesh, and her nipples had peaked, in the cool air. She stood, with her arms s

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Batgirl Risks All Ch. 11 by Angelique Bouchette © "What do we do now?" gasped Jenny, wide-eyed, turning first one way, then the other. "Here's your chance to prove how much you've learnt about unarmed combat!" Barbara muttered, grimly, as the six men closed in on them. "With a shrill cry, she leapt up in the air and struck out with one foot, catching one of the sailors a heavy blow to the chest. "Oof!" The air rushed from his lungs, as he collapsed in a heap, and Barbara's stiffened hand caught the side of his nearest companion's neck. There was a sharp crack, as a collarbone shattered, and the seaman screamed with pain. Taking Barbara's advice, Jenny dropped to her knees, and rolled forward, in a single, smooth motion, bowling over Ben Dover, who cracked his head against the corner of a hatch, with a sickening thud, and lay still. Before she could get to her feet, Phil McAvity was upon her, pinning her arms to the deck. "Got you, Batgirl!" he cried out, triumphantly.

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 1: Sex In The City Tuesday, 11:17 pm The near naked man sat on the side of the bed, his powerful thighs parted and his fat, still flaccid penis resting on his hairy hanging ballsack. He was over six feet tall, with broad shoulders, a firm, athletic body and rugged blue-eyed, blond-haired looks. Incongruously, he still wore his dark-grey woolen socks and a pair of black, sturdy leather shoes, polished to a high sheen. Through the window on the far side of the hotel room, he could just make out the one co

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © After a short, pregnant pause, during which they both grinned at each other, in embarrassment, Barbara broke the silence. "Give me a call at the Central Library, tomorrow... about noon. I work there during the day, by the way." She smiled, briefly. "We can do lunch and I can try to explain things! 'Bye, Officer Thackeray!" "Goodbye Ms. Gordon!" Phil replied, watching her turn and hurry away across the well-lit compound, her shapely ass swaying, fetchingly. "That girl has a figure to die for," he added, under his breath. He took out his notebook and pencil and wrote down her phone number, before wiping all trace of it from the condensation on the passenger window. Wednesday, 1:02 am The Caped Crusaders had spotted the street robbery taking place, from their vantage point, high on the flat rooftop of the Sheringdon Hotel, where the crime-busting duo had been maintaining a night-time vigil. "Follow me, Robin!" declare

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 2: A New Partner? Wednesday, 10:28 am The Assistant Chief Librarian looked up from her computer monitor and smiled at the pretty blonde girl, who had just breezed into her office, carrying a heavy file. "Thanks, Jen! Can you drop it on top of the file cabinet, please? I'll look at it later." Jennifer Goodbody, was Barbara's young Research Assistant, but the blue-eyed blonde was also her closest friend and sometimes lover. "Sure!" Jenny dropped the bulging file on top of the file cabinet, and then

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © They all solemnly nodded their agreement. "Where did he say he got the gun from?" Batgirl asked, her green eyes now alight with barely suppressed excitement. "So far, Angelotti has refused to reveal the source," replied the Dark Knight, with an apologetic shrug of his broad shoulders. "Yeah, he claims to have won it in a poker game, the week before," added the Boy Wonder, angrily punching one gloved fist into the palm of the other. "He told us that the guy who threw it into the pot, was a stranger from out of town! If they had left me alone with that low-life punk, for just five minutes, I would've wrung the truth out of his scrawny neck!" "Calm yourself, Boy Wonder! Even criminals have their rights under the United States constitution," replied Batman, firmly. Robin was an excellent crime-fighting partner, but he was prone to be a little headstrong, on occasion. "Sorry, Bruce!" replied the Boy Wonder, calming down an

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to date. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 3: If The Noose Fits... Wednesday, 12:44 pm Phil parked up the black and white in the first available parking space, then walked back the fifty yards or so, to the gaudily painted entrance to The Pink Armadillo. The gay bar looked busy enough, with a healthy sized lunchtime crowd filling the place and the pounding beat of loud pop music cutting through the smoke-laden atmosphere. He strode through the doorway, into the relatively dimly lit interior, his leather service-issue boots clunking on the wooden flo

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 4: The Bat & The Armadillo Thursday, 6:00 pm The key turned smoothly in the high security lock fitted to the front door of his condo and Captain Peter Schmitt pushed it open and walked in. He slammed the door shut behind him, glad to be home at last, before stripping off his tunic jacket and hanging it on the coat rack in the hallway. He unbuckling his gun belt and draping it over an available hook. "Is that you, honey?" called out a melodic female voice from within the living room. "Yeah, honey,"

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © A tremendous wave of relief swept over him and his shoulders shook, as he almost burst into tears. "Thank you, Lord!" he croaked, although he had never been a religious sort of person. As he uttered the words, he realized that his mouth and throat were desperately dry, like the Arizona desert at high noon. He needed a drink of water and he needed it desperately. He burst into a short fit of coughing, as he breathed in some of the billowing cloud of dust that his squirming had just raised, before resuming his tugging at the restraints about his wrists. His elbows felt sore, where he had skinned them upon impact with the rough concrete, but he gritted his teeth and tried to ignore the pain. -oOo- A few minutes later, the heavy wooden side door swung inward, and the two hoodlums entered, immediately spotting the near naked policeman lying on his side on the ground. Bull ambled over to check the condition of their prisoner,

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 5: Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag Meanwhile in stately Wayne Manor, situated on the outskirts of Gotham City. "Ah, ah, ah, ah... Oh, God, yeah! Harder, fuck me harder!" urged the naked, blue eyed blonde, as her well-built lover buried his rigid shaft deep into her sopping pussy, again and again, grunting loudly, with each powerful lunge. She was lying face upward on the bed, both shoulders pressed deep into the mattress, her ass raised in the air and her shapely legs draped over his broad shoulders, as

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © "What the hell?" Jack Fuller snarled. He grabbed for his rifle, immediately realizing what was going down. Moments later, the supposedly bulletproof windshield, erupted in a shower of glass shards, as a burst of high-powered bullets swept across it. "Holy shit!" exclaimed his partner, Herbie, clutching the steering wheel with white knuckles, as they were both showered with safety glass fragments that, luckily, caused only minor facial cuts. By some miracle or perhaps by design, neither man had been struck by a bullet. Three hooded men had emerged from the vehicle in front, waving lethal looking automatic weapons in their direction. "What's going on?" came the muffle voice of Jimmy, from out the back of the truck. "Robbery," growled Jack, gripping his weapon, tightly. "Drop your guns and get the fuck outta there," yelled one of the robbers, waving the barrel of his automatic rifle in their direction, "or you guys get the

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 6: The Great Escape! Friday, 9:57 am Batman turned to the uniformed policeman seated alongside him. "You're SURE about this, Chief O'Hara? If the new Commissioner ever finds out you've been helping us, it could mean the end of your career AND your police pension. Don't forget you're nearing retirement age, old friend." "Bejazus, Batman! Somebody's gotta pay for that young security guard's brutal death," the slightly overweight Irishman declared vehemently, as he expertly swung the black and white into

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © "Doctor Harleen Quinzel," Batman finished off for him. "Otherwise known as Harley Quinn." Jeremiah Arkham blinked, then nodded. "That is correct, Caped Crusader! They forced the guard to take them to the Joker's cell in the High Security Wing. Once there, the warder on duty was forced to free him. The jailor was discovered a short time later, handcuffed and gagged, in the Joker's cell, by another member of staff." "How did the deceased prison officer come to lose his life?" "Alvarez lived just long enough to gasp out what had happened, to the officer who came to his aid. Apparently, he'd challenged the group on their way out, tried to set off the alarm and was gunned down, in cold blood, by the shortest member of the gang, some murderous hoodlum wearing a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt. The poor fellow never stood a chance!" Tears glistened in the Director's eyes and he muttered a blasphemy under his breath. "Shorty!" d

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 7: Out Of the Frying Pan & Into The Fire! Friday, 11:32 pm The two girls made their way down the rickety fire escape, as quietly as possible. One of several setbacks to wearing stiletto heels was the noise they made on metal surfaces, so both heroines had removed their sexy footwear before commencing their hurried descent. Across the yard from the bottom of the fire escape, was another tall derelict warehouse but, in contrast, this one appeared to be in total darkness. They pulled on their boots and

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © "Aaaaahhh! Ooooohhh! Please, nooooooooo!" Jennifer gasped, arching her spine and throwing back her blonde head, as she felt an orgasm starting to rapidly build. "You mustn't!" "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..." She soon found herself gasping in time with each thrust, each squeeze. Shortly, she was pushing her ass back, trying to take even more of the dildo, as she felt her climax rapidly approaching like an out of control Union Pacific locomotive. "Yes, yes, oh yesss, yessssssssssss!" she cried, her nipples standing out like twin organ stops, as her blonde violator sent her over the edge into a mind blowing orgasm. When Sparrow stopped jerking her hips, Harley slowly withdrew the slick, gleaming shaft, a satisfied smirk on her lips. She had been getting almost as much pleasure out of the reaming as the victim. "All finished, Mistah J!" she called out, casually running her clenched right hand up and down the slimy shaft, as if it we

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the sixth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to date. No animals were harmed and no tobacco products were used, during the writing of this tale. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal use. No copyright infringement is intended. * The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: Sex Bomb Chapter 8: Party Poopers Saturday, 9:19 am The two masked vigilantes stood facing each other in the Batcave beneath Wayne Manor, hands on hips. Both men had changed into their familiar superhero costumes, in readiness for possible action. Robin slammed one gloved fist into the palm of the other hand. "Holy Vanishing Act, Batman!" he exclaimed, with almost child-like petulance. "What the hell has happened to them? I'm alm

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © "We shall have to take care of Bull and Shorty first," murmured the Caped Crusader, after a couple of minutes. "Without alerting the others to that fact, if humanly possible. They are all armed no doubt, so we must avoid risking the lives of Batgirl and Sparrow at all costs." Robin nodded his acceptance. Beads of sweat had started to form on his forehead. The next few minutes would be crucial. Saturday, 10:25 am "I wonder if the Joker will allow us to have our evil way with those two sexy bitches before we have to fit 'em with cement overshoes and dump 'em in the bay?" Shorty murmured, a lewd leer on his rodent-like features, as he stared into the distance, eyes partially unfocussed, as he imagined what he'd like to do to the ravishing redhead and her blonde sidekick. Swissshhh! Clunk! "Wha'd'ya think, Bull?" he added. There was no reply. "I said, wha'd'ya think?" Shorty repeated, tipping his derby further back on

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Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © Saturday, 5:49 pm The two gorgeous girls lay sprawled out on the bed, totally naked, apart from their makeup, which had become pretty mussed up by now, after a half hour of energetic lovemaking. Jennifer was taking her turn on top and was busy licking and sucking on the redhead's hard, erect teats with considerable enthusiasm, while she squeezed her lover's surgically enhanced breasts together with both hands. Her left thigh, was draped between Barbara's widespread legs, sawing back and forth against the moist mons of her beautiful lover. Barbara's head was thrown back against the pillow, her lovely face surrounded by a halo of wavy red hair. Her long, lush eyelashes fluttered, her eyes half closed, as she moaned her pleasure, through slack, lipstick smeared lips. "Mmmmm! Aaaahhhh! Oh, yes, yessssss! God, I've missed our sessions together, Jen!" she cried, breathily. The blue-eyed blonde paused and, raising her face from

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 01
Batgirl: The Price of Silence by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: All Part Of The Job! The shadowy figure moved over to the parapet of the tall office block roof, with cat-like agility, then paused, listening for the sound again, with electronically enhance hearing. There it was again, faint but distinct, on the cool night air. "Help, help! Won't somebody please help me! Nooooooo!" The shrill, panic-filled cry for help, was clearly that of a woman. The black-clad female, for no man could've moved with such grace, removed a small device from the uti

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 02
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 2: Just Another Victim Of Crime Cyril Smallpiece was a burglar by trade, a cat burglar to be more precise. He was also rather good at his job. He'd been casing the luxury apartment block for a couple of days now and was reasonably familiar with the routine movements of most of its residents, as well as the location of the numerous security devices incorporated into the design. He'd gotten past the electronic lock on the front entrance, by the simple expedient of masquerading as a re

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 03
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 3: A Secret Revealed From his awkward position under the low bed, Cyril saw a pair of close-fitting, black-leather calf-length boots appear, from the hidden entrance, as their owner walked into the room, humming a tune to herself. The woman sat down, heavily, on the bed, then proceeded to pull off the boots, accompanied by a loud sigh of relief, while the dresser swung back into its normal position, sealing the secret entrance. "Ah, tha

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 04
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 4: A Trouble Shared The following day, at the Gotham City Central Library, Barbara found herself unable to concentrate on her research work. Her thoughts kept returning to, Cyril Smallpiece, her unwanted visitor of the night before. "Penny for your thoughts, Barbara?" Barbara looked up, to see her vivacious young research assistant, Jennifer Goodbody, standing in the doorway to her office. Jenny was a five-feet eight-inch, twenty-year old platinum blonde, with a figure to rival h

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 05
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 5: Silence On The Installment Plan Barbara, unlocked and threw open the door to her apartment, and walked in, wearily. Jenny had offered to accompany her home, but she'd declined her kind offer. All she wanted now was a nice hot shower and a couple of hours of shut-eye, before she got ready for her evening Bat-patrol. She threw her coat over the back of a chair, slumped down onto the sofa, and pulled off her 'sensible' shoes, and wiggled h

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 06
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 6: Batgirl Sinks Deeper As Batgirl strode, purposefully, along the corridors of Police Headquarters, on her eight-inch spiky heels, trying not to sexily sway her shapely ass and failing, miserably, her passage was accompanied by a chorus of hoots, wolf-whistles and lewd remarks, unbecoming officers of the law. She found herself blushing, furiously. Her shapely unfettered boobs, bounced against her ribcage, with every step, her prominent nipples raising small peaks in her sheer clinging

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 07
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 7: Caught In The Act... Well Almost! Sparrow swung over from the adjacent building and gracefully alighted on the flat roof of the office block. She released the Bat-cable, and ran over to the crouching figure of Batgirl. Her costume was almost identical to that of the Dark Angel's, consisting of a black, Kevlar reinforced, Latex catsuit, with tight-fitting, calf-length boots, cape and cowl, but with a stylized 'sparrow' symbol emblazoned

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 08
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 8: Passion's Manacles Eventually, the two girls had dragged themselves off to work, Jenny borrowing one of Barbara's sober business outfits, rather than having to sneak back to her apartment, to get changed first. Luckily, her vital statistics were almost the same as those of the shapely redhead, so the clothes fitted her pretty well, even if they were a little on the dowdy side, for her taste. The two women saw little of each other, du

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 09
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 9: The Lewd Librarian Barbara squirmed on the chair behind her office desk, acutely aware that underneath her smart, dark-blue, woolen business suit, she was wearing sexy black stockings, and a pair of crotchless panties. The six-inch stilettos on her feet, had already caused a few raised eyebrows in the library, that morning. Barbara Gordon was renown for wearing sensible, if dull, work clothes, and that included sensible, comfortable footwear. She'd deliberated, long and hard, on