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Bacon Mushroom Swiss Meatloaf
INGREDIENTS * 12 ounces chopped raw bacon * 1 small white onion, chopped * 5 button mushrooms, chopped * 1 1/2 pounds extra-lean ground beef * 1 egg * 1/4 cup evaporated milk * 6 ounces shredded Swiss cheese, divided * 1/2 cup corn flake crumbs DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Place bacon in a skillet and cook over medium heat until the pieces are browned. Remove with a slotted spoon to paper towels. Discard all but 1 tablespoon of bacon grease. Stir in onions and mushrooms, and cook until soft. Remove from heat. 3. In a large bowl, stir together beef, egg, and milk. Stir in the onion and mushrooms. Mix in about 4 ounces of Swiss cheese, and all but 1 tablespoon of bacon. Stir in cornflake crumbs, and mix until well blended. Shape into a loaf, and place in a meatloaf pan. 4. Bake in a preheated oven for 1 hour. Drain fat, and sprinkle with remaining cheese and bacon. Return to oven, and bake unt
Bacon & Eggs!!
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,his mother asks if he has done his chores.' Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens,and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.' Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'
Bacon-wrapped Scallops
Ingredients: * 24 large sea scallops (about 2 lbs.) * 12 slices partially cooked bacon * Seasoned pepper Preparation: Cook bacon gently until partially cooked but not crisp and still very flexible. Rinse scallops with running cold water, pat dry with paper towels. Cut each bacon slice crosswise in half; wrap each half around a scallop, securing with a toothpick. Sprinkle scallops lightly with seasoned pepper. Preheat broiler. Place scallops on rack in broiling pan. Broil 4 to 5 inches from heat for 8 to 10 minutes, or until scallops turn opaque throughout, using tongs to turn scallops frequently so bacon will brown evenly on all sides.
Bacon Spinach Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 box (9 oz) Green Giant® frozen spinach 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1/2 cup coarsely chopped onion 1 package (6 oz) refrigerated cooked Italian-style chicken breast strips, chopped 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 oz) 1 package (2.2 oz) precooked bacon slices, cut into 1/2-inch pieces DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10x1-inch pan (use dark pan for thin crust). Unroll dough in pan. Starting at center, press out dough to edge of pan. 2. Meanwhile, cook spinach as directed on box. Drain well; squeeze to remove liquid. In 6-inch skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat until hot. Add onion; cook and stir 3 to 4 minutes, stirring frequently, until tender. 3. Top dough with spinach, onion, chicken, cheese and bacon. 4. Bake classic crust 18 to 20 minutes, thin crust 14 to 18 minutes, or until cheese is melted. Cut into 6 row
Bacon And Cheese Tots
Bacon and Cheese Tots 1 package frozen tater tots 1 package sliced bacon 1 package sliced american cheese Cook bacon to limp stage. Slice cheese slices into 3 strips. Fry tater tots to golden brown. Drain. Wrap cheese, then bacon around tater tot. Secure with toothpick. Broil and serve with your favorite sauce.
Bacon And Rye Balls
Bacon and Rye Balls 1 pound bacon 1 (8- oz.) package softened cream cheese 1/4 cup evaporated milk 1 cup fine rye bread crumbs 2 teaspoon finely chopped onion 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 3/4 - 1 cup chopped parsley Cook bacon until crisp, drain and crumble. Combine bacon, cream cheese,milk, bread crumbs, onion and Worcestershire sauce; mix well. Chill 2 hours and shape into 1 inch balls. Roll each in parsley. Yields: 2 dozen
Bacon And Cream Cheese Stuffed Mushrooms
Ingredients: ------------ 8 oz. cream cheese, softened 4-6 strips of bacon,fried and crumbled;reserve fat 1 small onion, finely chopped 20-25 large mushrooms, stems removed about 8 mushroom stems, finely chopped Instructions: ------------- Saute onion and mushroom stems in bacon fat until tender. Drain off excess fat. Mix crumbled bacon, onion and stems with softened cream cheese until the mixture is workable. Stuff each mushroom and bake at 350 degrees F for 10-15 minutes. Finish under the broiler just until tops are golden
Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf
1 pound ground chuck 10 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled 1 (8 oz) package sharp cheddar cheese, grated 2 large eggs, lightly beaten 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 T. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 t. salt 1/4 t. pepper 1/3 cup ketchup 2 T. prepared mustard 1 (3 oz) can French Fried Onions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl, combine ground chuck and next 8 ingredients, mixing well. In a small bowl, combine ketchup and mustard. Stir 1/4 cup ketchup mixture into meat mixture, reserving remaining ketchup mixture. Press meat mixture into a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan, or shape into a loaf and place on a rack in a broiler pan. Spread remaining ketchup mixture over loaf. Bake 40 minutes. Top with French fried onions; and bake another 10 to 15 minutes, or until meat is no longer pink.
Bacon Grease
I NEVER REALIZED THE DANGER OF REUSING BACON GREASE......UNTIL NOW. HOPE ITS NOT TOO LATE IN GETTING THIS INFO TO  YOU !! We were raised on bacon grease as kids and even into adulthood. I will never reuse it again! I just threw out my last 2 lbs of bacon grease!! I hope you will throw yours away whenever you fry bacon from now on. It seems as though nothing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you keep recooking with bacon grease. It could happen to you... This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. ..........   ;
Bacon & Eggs
♦Bacon and Eggs  A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.  'Not yet,' said the little boy.  His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.  Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.  He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.  He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.  He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal  'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?  Why don't I have any m! ilk in my cereal?' he asks.  'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.  I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.  I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you are not getting any milk.'  Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.  The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'Are you going to tell him,
Bacon-world Is Rad!
At first glance, these images look like painted landscapes covered in snow. However, if you look a little more closely you will see that the landscape is made of bacon and other cold cuts. These aren’t paintings but true photos! Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food! Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes or how I like to call them - ‘foodscapes’. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry. Each scene is photographed in layers from foreground to background.
Bacon, Beer And Blow Jobs.
Just kind of wondering here...you can thank a MuMM for this. Yes, I could also make a MuMM but  yeah, I'm not.   Your boyfriend/husbad is asleep...you want to wake him up. Do you wake him up by just waking him up, give him a bunch of bacon or give him a blow job....or maybe a beer? [sigh]   I'd say just do all of them, wake him up, give him the beer and bacon then proceed to give him a blow job...I could be wrong.   Guys, what would you like?
Bacteria In Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors ) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Bacterial Vaginosis Help
HTML clipboard If you have a fishy vaginal odor which is accompanied by a gray or white watery discharge and severe irritation around the delicate tissues of the vaginal area, it is likely that you are suffering from bacterial vaginosis. This is an extremely common condition which can effect 1 in 3 women over the course of their lives, although some experts reckon that almost every woman will have had a least one mild attack. Fortunately, natural treatment for bacterial vaginosis can be highly effective and, due to the very nature of the condition, can work much more effectively than expensive antibiotics and over the counter remedies. Bacterial vaginosis is caused by an imbalance of the naturally occurring bacteria within the vagina. Under normal circumstances, the beneficial bacteria within the vagina keeps the harmful bacteria under control by ensuring that the pH balance is maintained at a slightly acidic level. When something happens to cause an imbalance, the harmful bacteria
Bacterial Vaginosis Treatment
Bacterial Vaginosis Treatment If you have a fishy vaginal odor which is accompanied by a gray or white watery discharge and severe irritation around the delicate tissues of the vaginal area, it is likely that you are suffering from bacterial vaginosis. This is an extremely common condition which can effect 1 in 3 women over the course of their lives, although some experts reckon that almost every woman will have had a least one mild attack.Fortunately, natural treatment for bacterial vaginosis can be highly effective and, due to the very nature of the condition, can work much more effectively than expensive antibiotics and over the counter remedies.Bacterial vaginosis is caused by an imbalance of the naturally occurring bacteria within the vagina. Under normal circumstances, the beneficial bacteria within the vagina keeps the harmful bacteria under control by ensuring that the pH balance is maintained at a slightly acidic level. When something happens to cause an imbalance, the harm
Bacteriological Something In My Eyes...
there is something in my eyesthat clouds up all i seeit isn't chance nor is it reason nor is it poison lyewhat is the cure for this disease?i tend to say i'm lacking judgmentwithin the realm of my own spherethe thought's been broached as subjectthat i prey upon another's fearsi am told i use for my own gainshow me another who doesn't toosearch and search and search in vainthen walk one mile in my shoesyou'll find you see the same as mewhen searching high and lowand of all the things by chance you'll seeyou'll find this one isn't soso scream to me that i am blindthat i don't care enough for younothing's ever gonna change my mindnor change my point of view
Bad?
so i went to earls after work on thursday sawchristina sal philly, philly , dick ,and johny ... i missed them and then i got pissed cause christina and sal were bugging me about my food so i left and i got home and ryan texted me and asked if i was at earls and i said now i m at home now an he said come over so i did . ryans roomate ryan and his gf weere all hanging out so i felt out of place but whatever it was kool the roomate an girlfriend went to there room and ryan and i watched tv and i layed in his lap and fell asleep as he held me .. it was like it used to be when were younger ); ryan woke me up and said to get a shirt to wear to bed so got one and put it on it smelled sooo good i love the way he smells lol ..so i came back and layed down and then fell asleep and then he woke me up again and said he was ging to get food and if i wanted some sso they left and came home so ryan and his roomate and i were in ryans room and ryans like leave the blanket on i was so fucking tired and
A Bad 1
UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION - FIRST DEGREE MURDER (3 COUNTS), ARSON OF AN OCCUPIED STRUCTURE ROBERT WILLIAM FISHER Photograph taken in 1999 Photograph taken in 1997 Altered Photographs Robert William Fisher Get Realplayer TRANSCRIPT OF VIDEO Video tape image depicts Robert William Fisher walking down a street in a residential neighborhood. Fisher is holding a small child and a dog is running around him. Video tape modified and sound removed. Alias: Robert W. Fisher DESCRIPTION Date of Birth: April 13, 1961 Hair: Brown Place of Birth: Brooklyn, New York Eyes: Blue Height: 6'0" Complexion: Light Weight: 190 pounds Sex: Male Build: Medium Race: White Occupations: Surgical Catheter Technician, Respiratory Therapist, Fireman Nationality: American Scars and Marks: Fisher has surgical scars on his lower back. Remarks: Fisher is physically fit and is an avid outdoorsman, hunter, and fisherman. He has a noticeable gold c
Bad
NSFW IS NSFW IF YOU DON"T WANT TO SEE DON"T LOOK NOW HOW IS THIS BLOG NO BAD WORDS HERE THANKS
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Which 'Bad' Care Bear are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Bondage bear Bondage bear 100%Tramp bear 83%Raver bear 83%Hooligan Bear 67%Stoner bear 67%Gay Bear 50%Aryan bear 50%Nihilist bear 17%
Bad
i am feeling so tied this year.girlfriend has gone,and i am not healthy enough too. I also need to stay here to work.feel so bad.
Bad
things weren't good the last time we spent time together,nothing but fright's every night. The thing's you said killed me,(I deserver every bad thing you ever did to me) tears rolled out my eyes as I cried all night. I never ask for any of  this the pain,you made up your mind and did what u did in are bed.nothing change I still feel that same, the hurt from you still waits for your touch  for your comfort. Maybe that day will never find its way but u sure did, walking around acting like everything is fine and you did no crime. Things happen too soon with you,every night I think to my self is he sleeping by him self or with some one el's? But I guess we all know were you go,straight to the other side.its like how they say(WELL AM AWAY HE WILL PLAY) it seems so far away when I use to be your only lady,now its no longer me that you see.(the grass is always greener in somebody else eyes)both side some things we didn't mean cant go back into time,just have to try to make things right.
Bad Accident!
Hey all just wanted to let everyone know that I was in a bad accident yesterday morning. I was helping a friend move to Texas and on the way back I lost control and rolled the truck and trailer multiple times down a hill off the interstate and ended up upside down on the service road at the bottom of the hill. I am pretty sure I am ok just pretty banged up. All the emergency personnel said they couldnt believe I crawled out of that on my own or that all I ended up with was 2 band aids. All I can say is it was very scary and I thought I was a goner when I started to roll. When the truck came to a stop I was upside down but couldnt believe I was still awake. I had a hell of a time getting the seatbelt to release but finally got out and crawled out a window which was only 20 inches tall after the cab was crushed. Right now I am just thankful to be alive.
Bad Ass Rock Legend
You scored as Ozzy Osbourne!. You are OZZY OSBOURNE! Your the 'Prince of fuckin Darkness' man...You and 3 friends created this tiny thing called HEAVY METAL...you are realy funny but produce realy fuckin ugly kids!Ozzy Osbourne!70%James Hetfield60%Jimi Hendrix55%Tommy Lee45%Billie Joe Armstrong40%Slash20%Kurt Cobain5%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com
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Bad American
I LOVE George Carlin...he is just toooooo hilarious!!!!! YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave! I haven't burned any witches or bee
Badass Lounge
hey everyone my friend is lookin for ppl to become a member of his lounge if u want to be a member go look at krazy's profile and go to his lounge and become a member. thanks....its called krazy's place krazy@ CherryTAP
Badass's
i think how it's funny that some guys think there badass's just because thay drink and smoke weed hunny your not that bad if you ask me....my daughter's more badass then that...if your a so called badass you sure as hell wouldn't throw it out there like you trying to impress someone cause your not really impressing me all that much real badass's don't talk thay show it and that's what impresses most women but whatever i'm not here for a so called badass i want a sweet gental caring honest man who knows how to treat his lady and show her theres more to life then meets the eye i also want a man that's understanding of how scared i am to be with someone cause my ex did nothing but beat on me and tell me how worthless i was and i don't wanna go thrugh that again but i also think i'm not worthy of someone like that
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The Bad And The New
The Bad and The New By Natalie Limardo My heart hurts til I can’t feel. It’s not my heart I hurt for. It’s yours I wish to spare. I want to hold you close. So nothing bad can hurt you. But it already has. It keeps moving through you day after day. I can not push it, I cant hold it back. Only you can do that. Your beautiful face makes my heart hurt. The bad will never know that kind of hurt. Your voice keeps me thinking of the future. But the bad will keep you in the past. I wish I could wipe your slate clean. The new will keep you safe. The new will brush the dirt off your shoulders, and help you stand up straight. The new is so beautiful and pure, that you wont know the bad face to face. This one thing I want for you, is the one thing you need. This one thing, Is for you to be freed. To be freed. The only thing you need. Is to be free.
Bad As Always
Discussed the rules with Master, and he made it clear how dissapointed he was with this girl for posting her rant without discussing it with him first. This girl admits she was wrong and wish's to publicly apoligize to him for her wrong doing. They are discussing the rules and working them so they fit both of them. My Master is a great Master, and sometimes this girl doesn't approach him with problems as she should. She knows they can discuss anything, but sometimes that is easer siad then done. Truthfully he could have punished her for her transgression, as it's not the first time it's happened, but he has chosen not to for which this girl is gratefull. Master has my heart, soul, and life always and forever.
Bad American....i Think Not..!
> >I Am Your Worst Nightmare. >I am a BAD American. >I am George Carlin. > > >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > >I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! > > >I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American. > > >I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does >not entitle you to anything. > >I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. > > >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where >they want to. > > >My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry >Springer. > >I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > > >I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing >about it. > > >I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or
Badass
From Tainted: So Me and Jelly have been here for a longtime. We have seen alot of crap go down. One thing we both talked about is the game that is played here. It's gotten tired. We are real people with real feelings.We are both nice people til we get messed with. And watch out for Jelly cuz shes like RAWR and she pulls hair! Tainted watches and pounces when noone expects it. :P Anyhow we sit here and work our ass's off to get called cheaters and its bullshit!!! So if you agree with us that the little people on this site need more love lets do it!!! Welcome the new people!!! I posted a long time ago that it would be nice to see people make it to the top that you wouldn't expect to be there. Love us or hate us were are gonna stick around. Remember "When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.” Everyone here has feelings. Think before you act, speak or slam people or accuse them. This sites wonky anyhow who knows whats goin on around here lately. Anyhow the mess
Bad Abusive Member
ive been on this site for a few months now and chatted to really nice people i have to say it upsets me when i get abuse of men a man on here called batman got very abusive with me because i wouldnt rate his cock pics excuse my french ive had to block him as hes sent me some very abusive mail its pretty sick and disgusting what hes said to me just because i wouldnt rate his cock pics it i just wish men like that would learn respect and grow up!!
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Bad American (george Carlin)
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neit
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Bad American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neith
Bad Ass
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Bad Ass Marine
BAD ASS MARINE A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and ask
Bad American?
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like
Badass Joke
"A guy walked into his house holding a duck. And he said, "This is the pig that I've been fucking." His wife says, "That's a duck, not a pig." And he said, "Shut up bitch, I'm not talking to you."
Bad Ass Marine
A FRIEND AT MY SPACE SENT THIS TO ME. THOUGHT I'D SHARE.
Badass Marine Rap
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philipenes, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitans, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be paitent Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezualean, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunii Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving ar
Badass
IN AN AGE OF NOTHING, AT A TIME WHEN WE STAND AT THE BRINK OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION--STRENGTHEN YOUR BELIEF IN YOURSELF, IN THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, IN THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD WHICH CANNOT EASILY BE PERCEIVED. AWAKEN THAT WHICH LIES DORMANT NOW WITHIN YOUR SOUL. RE-IGNITE THE FLAME OF YOUR CONSIOUSNESS, AND MEASURE THE STRENGTH OF YOUR CONVICTION. REVEAL THE LIE. RENOUNCE YOUR HATRED. SEEK, FIND, AND EMBRACE THE TRUTHS YOU ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER. CHERISH THEM, USE THEM TO ANCHOR YOU IN THE SEA OF CHAOS THAT IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. WHEN TWILIGHT DRAWS NEAR, WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED TO THE VERY LIMITS OF YOUR SOUL, WHEN IT SEEMS THAT ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE THE DEAD REMNANTS OF THE FABRIC OF YOUR LIFE--BELIEVE
Bad Ad Update
We see these pot ads on tv where they ground a kid because he or she was smoking pot. That part of the message was good. Then the moral commitee goes and fucks it up by saying something like the kid smoked pot and he was caught. THAT is sending a bad message. If you don't want your kid to smoke pot, you don't end the message by saying 'you were caught', or they're going to just wise up and simply not get caught, but still smoke. So: Smoke....but don't get caught. Moral? It's only illegal if you're caught. Then I saw another one today where a kid was in an anyday situation but they're parental unit was simply in their mind and we could see them, and they would just continuously guide their kid to do or don't do certain things. Then just as someone offers the kid a joint, it goes on to say something like, "if you don't tell them not to smoke, how are they going to know?" I see this problem along the lines of a theological error. God made us to have free will, and he didn't tell us
Bad Ass Scorpios!!!
Scorpions are known for their intense and powerful natures. They are willful, proud and calm with an electrifying undercurrent of seething intensity. Purposeful and animated with force, they project a magnetic personality. Their demeanor is dignified and reserved, affable and courteous, and many have a gaze that is both direct and penetrating. Their secretive natures make them natural detectives. Many Scorpios possess a suspicious outlook, and need to know the reasons behind everything. Scorpio does nothing in half measures. An all or nothing attitude permeates their entire life. When fixed on something or someone, the scorpion perseveres. Scorpio never settles. Life is meant to be lived to the fullest or not at all. Scorpio will rarely be found in the center of activity, but will always know just what is going on of concern to him. Their tenacity and willpower are enviable, their depth of character and passionate conviction admirable, but it is their deep sensitivity that makes them t
Badass22 Bound Back To Baghdad
As most of you know, BadAss22 is my youngest son, who is serving in the US Army doing a tour in Baghdad. His family just had the pleasure of having him home for 18 days after almost a year of being in Iraq. We had a great time with him being home, some family members more so because it had been more time than that since they had seen him. While BadAss22 was home I turned him on to Fubar & ALL the great people that are here, he is now officially ADDICTED (lol). He left this morning at 7 am est until possibly Aug 2008, (hopefully he won't be extended) we will keep him in our thoughts, hearts & prayers until he returns to us safely & in one piece just like I gave him to the Army, while he will get on the Fu from time to time, he said the internet over there sux, so if you read this blog, if you would all stop by his page & show him the fu-love, his whole r/l family would appreciate it & return as much love as we can. For those that already met him, Thank You from the bottom of our he
Bada Bing's First Family Wedding And Two Very Special People To Me ... Sat. Nov 17, 4pm Est
Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
Bada Bing's First Family Wedding And Two Very Special Friends... Sat. Nov 17, 4pm Est... Show Some Love
Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
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Bada Bing's New Year's Bash Tonight With Dj Bounty And Queeny!!! Be There
Come into BADA BING and ROCK IN YOUR NEW YEAR WITH DJ BOUNTY Till 9EST then JAM WITH QUEENY till WE are PARTIED OUT !!! DRINKS ALL NIGHT LONG! PLAYING your FAVORITE BANDS! Great Times with Awesome PEOPLE!! JAMMIN TUNES! GIVE AWAYS !!! YOU NEED to be there and ROCK ON with BOUNTY and the QUEEN in Bada Bing! Come on in and CELEBRATE NEW YEARS wit da family!!!! a>CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
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I used to love doing these. *sigh* Way to many of you simply just suck! *Tosses knee pads out at everyone* Brought to you by: ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar
Bad American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you
Badass Hebrew = Me
I got me a Jewhawk today. Now I feel more badass than before. You best recognize the hammer!
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Bad Accident ((jus'me, Kathy))
****This is from Jus'Me my Fu owner**** Many of you know that I was in a serious car accident earlier this week. It is very apparent that i had a guardian angel with me at the time. The car was totalled and I had to be removed with the jaws of life. Miraculously I sustained no broken bones or serious injury. I am just bruised and banged up pretty good, and very sore right now! I want to thank everyone for their support and good wishes for a speedy recovery. At this time I can only sit at the computer for short periods, and most of that time is spent chatting. I promise to resume rating as soon as I am able. I love all of you!!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart, kathy
Badazz Retro 80's
WELCOME TO ONE OF THE NEWEST LOUNGES IN THE FAMILY OF MENTAL MADNESS RADIO..... BaddAzz Retro 80's IS NOW OPEN AN READY TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF..... SO COME ON IN AN GET TO SHAKIN YOUR MONEY MAKER!!!!! WE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU THERE..... CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO GO TO BADDAZZ RETRO 80'S!! THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Taintedrage
Bad American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back
Bad American
YES I AM A BAD AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!! I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, Do it in English. My heroes are My Father,John Wayne, Babe Ruth,and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you ca
Bada Bing Is The Place To Be - Just Listen To The Family
A New Year is beginning. Are you thinking about what you may be missing? Or what the new Fubar year may have in store? Sure you'll move up some points and levels... New blings and super powers may come out... But why are you really here? To make some real friends? To unwind from life a little and have some fun? Then Bada Bing is the place to be. Some of family at Bada say its the best kept secret on Fubar... All lounges say they are "the best lounge on fubar" - so coming from me it doesnt mean much. But the thing that makes Bada special are the people. The Family ROCKS! So take a little time to meet some of the Bada Bing family, get to know them, and hear why they love Bada Bing. Click any of their pics below to GO to their profiles and get to know them even better. You wont regret it! - These are THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS to have. If you want to come hang with us - click the Bada Bing Pic Above or Holiday gifs between the pics and your there! From Our Family to Yours, ma
Bada Bing-the Best Lounge On Fubar!(graphics Made By The Beautiful Queeny!)
A New Year is beginning. Are you thinking about what you may be missing? Or what the new Fubar year may have in store? Sure you'll move up some points and levels... New blings and super powers may come out... But why are you really here? To make some real friends? To unwind from life a little and have some fun? Then Bada Bing is the place to be. Some of family at Bada say its the best kept secret on Fubar... All lounges say they are "the best lounge on fubar" - so coming from me it doesnt mean much. But the thing that makes Bada special are the people. The Family ROCKS! So take a little time to meet some of the Bada Bing family, get to know them, and hear why they love Bada Bing. Click any of their pics below to GO to their profiles and get to know them even better. You wont regret it! - These are THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDS to have. If you want to come hang with us - click the Bada Bing Pic Above or Holiday gifs between the pics and your there! From Our Family to Yours, ma
Bada Is Premiering Its Newest Dj - Dj Devious ! Come In And Show Her Some Love
Hey all - Our Own Hot Hostess DEVIOUS is now Bada Bing's Newest DJ! ...AND SHE IS AWESOME! Don't Miss her Debut Show in Bada Bing FEB 2 ... 5PM - 9PM She has put together an awesome mix of all your favorites and you will love her. So Come show her mad love and support! You will have an awesome time with Devious, Bounty, Pet, Queeny, RedValor and the Rest of Bada Bing Family! Great Friends, Good Times, Awesome Tunes - Its an offer you can't refuse. Just Click the Pic! Just Click Her Pic ABOVE and You're There! Then Stay For Queenys Rockin 80s Party!
Bada Bing Dj Schedule 2/23/09-3/1/09
Hey Everyone - Here is the Bada Bing DJ Schedule for Monday 2/23 - Sunday 3/1. Special this week on Saturday Night.. Hits through The Years Show on Saturday Night starting at 8pm EST. Show will feature 2 top ten hits per year played consecutively ranging from 1970 to present. We well also do trivia from each decade with Bling and Buck Giveaways! Thanks to all of the awesome DJs and staff at Bada Bing for all of your dedication and hard work! Here is this week's schedule.. Any needed changes will be edited on this blog. Much love! BADA BING DJ SCHEDULE 2/23/09 – 3/1/09 MONDAY (Pet off Work) PET 3pm – 6pm EST (2pm – 5pm CST) DEVIOUS 6pm – 9:30pm EST (5pm – 8:30pm CST) (80s 4play) QUEENY 9:30pm – 3am EST (8:30pm - 2am CST) (80s show) (BOUNTY NO DJING) TUESDAY Queeny 3pm -7pm EST (2pm -6pm CST) Devious 7pm – 11 PmEST (6pm – 10CST) (megamix) BOUNTY 11am – ?? EST (10pm - ?? CST) (PET NO DJING) WEDNESDAY (Pet off work) PET 3pm – 7pm EST (2pm-6pm CST) Bount
Bada Bing Dj Schedule 3/16/09 – 3/22/09
Monday DEVIOUS 6pm – 9:00pm EST (5pm – 8:00pm CST) (80s 4play) QUEENY 9pm – 3am EST (8:00pm – 2:00am CST) (80s show) (Pet, Darth and Bounty No DJing) TUESDAY – (St PATRICKS DAY) PET- 6pm -9pm EST (5pm -8pm CST) QUEENY- 9pm – 12amEST (8pm – 11CST) (megamix) BOUNTY - 12am – 3:00+ EST (11pm – 2:00am CST) (Devious and Darth NO DJING) WEDNESDAY Devious - 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm-8pm CST) Bounty - 9pm – 12am EST (8pm -11pm CST) Humpday Pet 12am -3am EST (11pm – 2 AM CST) (Darth and QUEENY No Djing) THURSDAY QUEENY- 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm – 8pm CST) Bounty 9pm – 3am EST (8pm – 2:00am CST) Doubleshot (PET, Darth and Devious no Djing ) FRIDAY Darth 3pm – 6pm EST (2pm – 5pm CST) Devious 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm – 8pm CST) TGIF JAM 4play Queeny 9pm – 12am EST (8pm – 11pm CST) TGIF Jam PET 12am – 3am+ EST (11pm – 2am + CST) TGIF JAM (Bounty no Djing ) SATURDAY QUEENY 3pm -6pm EST (2pm – 5pm CST) DEVIOUS 6pm -9pm EST (5pm – 8pm CST) BOUNTY 9pm – 12am EST (8pm
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Bad Azz Boy Of The Week
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Bada Bing Dj Schedule 4-13 To 4-19
Hey everyone - Hope you all had a Beautiful Easter Holiday! Here is this week's Schedule - Its a little off this week because 2 DJs have special things happening in RL - lol -  and our special live show is on Saturday - So let me know if you have any questions or need any changes and hope you all have a great week. Thanks for your love and support of Bada Bing!   Much Love, Queeny   Bada Bing DJ Schedule 4/6/09 – 4/12/09   Monday Bounty  6pm – 9:00pm EST  (80s 4play)   QUEENY  9pm – 12am EST  (80s show)   PET  12am – 3am ++EST   (Darth No DJing)     TUESDAY – QUEENY- 6pm -9pm EST (poss 70s set)   BOUNTY- 9pm – 12amEST  (megamix)   PET -  12am – 3:00+ EST   (Darth NO DJING)     WE
Bad American I Guess..
  YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I am a Master Mason and believe in God. I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it! I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I d
Bada Bing Dj Schedule June 1 - 7 (and Note On Changes During Vacation)
  Hey Everyone – YAY for me … Finally getting the DJ Schedule out on time lmao! We have some changes happening starting at the end of this week we want to make you aware of. Toward the end of this week, half of the dj staff are going on vacation (myself included). Although we will still be popping into the room most nights for a little bit of time to say hi – we wont be Djing – that leaves us short on DJ staff. So for the duration of these vacation periods, the primary DJs at Bada will be Pet and Darth and the Live DJ time will begin later, at 10pm est, and continue through the night as usual. When we return, our normal 7-8pm est start time will resume. We will also be off a night completely each week to give Pet and Darth a break. Pet is also vacationing some on her time off with us so she may be out a couple nights as well. This new schedule of Bada time begins June 6 (this Saturday) and lasts through June 21. I would greatly appreciate all the regulars and
Bad Ass Frank Show, Live, 8 Pm Pst, Don't Miss It!!
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Bad Attempts At Bad Poetry
i am a rowboat pulled by the river's current with but a small frayed rope mooring me to the shore duty, reason, obligation twined together oppresively while the inexorable rushing waters lead me...
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My cousin has been in a very  bad acciednt and has a brain injury and isnt rsponding to anything or anyone so im asking if you guys would plz pray for him to recover
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Just a big FAT Thank You  to my hOarface friends  that helped me get right where I belong!  and to everyone that helped along the way!   You guys rock & make a day a day !  Have a most wonderful day   and as always peace baby             
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Bad Beats The Story Of Life In Poker
ok time to tell a bad beat story in this story i am in a .25/50 nl game i have $64 dollers my opponet has $47 i am delt a 9 os my opp is drawn q 9 os the flop is aq9 small raises on the flop 3 on the turn i go all in i am called then the river comes q i lose 47 bucks that hand on a 2 out merical thats myu bad beat story of the moment more to come
A Bad Boy
A Bad Boy by Bigg-G Do you want me? What's the matter? You are afraid baby Without the chatter? I want to help you fly, But not away from me. I want what's best for you, But fear what that might be. But I am the one I am Rather than the one I am not, So please make me the fantasy That keeps our loving hot. I was married, so was he. He lived only down the street. But when divorces left us free, We found the chance to meet. So I will come, no matter what, And break, and come again, And break against your love Beyond all joy and pain. DgsII©, 2006
Badbadday
oh my god guys sorry I have not been on earlier today but today was the day from hell first my sister almost got my car towed off she went to jail had to bail your out then I almost went to jail for trying to beat my other sister up for coming around my kids while she was all strung out on dope. I about had a breakdown now i say fuck it time to calm down god if any ones family could be any more fucked up please let me know lol. well iam going to bed and hopefully wake up with a brighter day. wish me luck!
Bad Boy
Remember the feelings, remember the day My stone heart was breaking My love ran away This moment I knew I would be someone else My love turned around and I fell Be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you in my life again Won't you be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you again No I don't need you again Bad boy! You once made this promise To stay by my side But after some time you just pushed me aside You never thought that a girl could be strong Now I show you how to go on Be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you in my life again Won't you be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand Tha
Bad Biker Pick-up Lines
Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar! 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 13. Could I
Bad Boy, Vp Link For New Elephant Man Album
Sean "Diddy" Combs and dancehall label VP Records have announced a deal to market and distribute a new album by Elephant Man. Elephant Man, born O'Neil Bryan, signed with VP Records in 2003, hit the charts with the single "Pon Di River" and has collaborated with artists like Mariah Carey, Lil' Jon, Busta Rhymes, Shaggy, Mya and others. "Elephant Man is one the greatest entertainers in his genre of music," Sean "Diddy" Combs said in a statement. "When I saw him at Madison Square Garden ripping down the stage, I knew that he was the one. He will be a great addition to our team." The performance at Madison Square Garden also helped Elephant Man land a slot on Diddy's upcoming Press Play world tour, which kicks off in Feb. 2007. For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6346
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND! : "Of c ourse I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would y ou sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No,
Bad Boys Love Em Or Leave Em!!!
What causes bad boys to treat women like shit? I don't know, but here are some thoughts. They do it because they can. They have no need to treat women well because they have an endless supply. They are gifted with qualities that women admire, so they're never without a woman, no matter how bad they treat them. Nice guys usually don't have the charisma women flock to with a snap like Fonzie, so they value and appreciate them more. Still, why doesn't their own internal sense of right and wrong tell them it's wrong to treat women this way? Or why didn't their mother teach them? They probably are aware on some level that it's wrong, but the rewards they get from it outweigh any twinge of conscience they feel. What are the rewards then? For men, having beautiful women is a status symbol. Men admire and respect the man who not only has lots of women but who manipulates them and controls them and disregards them. To have a cavalier attitude toward your trophy only makes men admire and en
The Bad Boy Eating Me
Laying back quickly I close my eyes You make your way between my thighs Your hands stroking gently across my skin Anticipation waiting for cunnilingus to begin I feel the beginnings of your tongue licking My body tenses up as you start flicking Sensations make me arch my back With such ferocity I feel it will crack My body trembles with pure satisfaction You speed up more at my very reaction Hands gripping the sheets upon which I lay Tightening my hold as you continue to play You stop briefly to look up at my face I push your head back into its place Moving with urgency and needing you more Pulling me to the edge as you kneel on the floor Gripping my thighs tightly and pushing in close Feeling the tingling building up from my toes Pushing and licking, you tease and you taste Making sure for certain that nothing goes to waste Pins and needles spread through me as my body surges Ecstasy as I allow myself to give in to these urges Then pure bliss as my hear
Bad Bad Day
Let me just say from the beginning, that if the rest of 2007 is going to continue the way it has traveled today, then I will go down and check into a special room, put on my special white coat with the shiny buckles, and save my loved ones the hassle of doing it themselves. First I start out doing a good deed. I went to help a friend who got a flat tire. On the way home, my mom calls and askes me to go with her and my nephews to get their hair cut. I tell her to give me 45mins. She works overnights, has had no sleep, is watching 18month and 3 yr old boys, who wont take a nap, and she is stressed out. Then tells me that I help everyone else, but not her. Which in the past two weeks I have given her a ride to work twice due to blizzards, and dug her car out twice so that she could get around town. Second, my landlord deceids to yell at his nephew, out in front of my house, threatening him with a shovel, with the neighbors a half a block away yelling at him to shut the hell
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The Bad Boy ,the Ambassador
You look across the room and see the ambassador everything disappears no walls or doors or air between us just your eyes and the ambassador Your thoughts become jumbled, twisted and turned inside out all that exists in this moment is the ambassador, across the room everything disappears but the bad boy the ambassador.
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I don't know what it is about that bad boy style all I know is it drives me wild every time I see you I can't help but smile all the cute and thugish thing u do make me wanna stay with u awhile so you better hurry up and take u pick cuz u just might be missing out on one bad lil' chick!
#1 Bad Boys First Annual Sign And Cherry Blast Contest
ok holding my first annual sign and cherry blast contest. the rules are this. make me the best signs for me and send them to me. gots to have my username on it somewhere tell everyone why i am the number 1 bad boy and send me the pic and i will up it on my profile for you to link and get your friends to comment. comment bombing is allowed and encouraged and the contest is open to everyone that wants to join. i will start taking entries tonight till saturday when the contest begins. the contest will go from this saturday to next and the person with the most comments wins a 7 day cherry blast and a platinum cherry compliments of me. so join now and make my first contest a success. thanks for all that enter and good luck
Bad Boyz Fireworks! Home Of The Big Stuff!
Be sure to visit us for a complete tour of everything we have to offer! BadBoyz stores are expanding faster than our waistlines. See below for our current locations. Adding more after New Year's!! St. Charles:Centrally located at Hwy 70 and Zumbehl Rd.,4 exits from St. Louis County! Also in St. Charles - 3120 W. Clay. Steelville/St. James/Cuba: Highway 19 South. Rolla, MO. NEW! Fort Leonardwood, MO NEW! New Orleans Area NEW! LaPlace - 1215 W. Airline Hwy. 70068 (Next to UHaul) Hwy. 51 (Main Street)70068 2300 W. Airline Hwy. 70068 NEW! Baton Rouge Area NEW! 41001 Hwy. 42, Prairyville,LA 70069 Hwy. 42 at Airline Hwy. 70069
Bad Biker Pick Up Lines
Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar! 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Bad Boys!
I was asked by a male friend recently why women will take the help, the tender affection and attention of a gentle and kind man but in the end they will chose to be with a bad boy type instead. Obviously he had been hurt by such behavior from women he cared for. I thought about it musing as to why it does sometimes happen that way. I believe that in this respect women are not so different from men. More than one man has told me that men want an angel everywhere but the bedroom and there they want a whore. I believe the whole bad boy syndrome is for the same reason. It's sexual. Though many women may not even understand it or admit it to themselves, it is definitely sexual! Women want that little edge of wildness and danger in the bedroom so they tolerate the bad elsewhere to get the wicked there. Now in my opinion a woman should never settle for a rogue when she can have a gentleman rogue. A perfect combination of chivalry and danger. A man of good manners and genteel conversation who
Bad Boys For Life?
Today was an interesting day, I saw someone I knew in high school, well sort of knew in high school, she knew me. I tried talking to her, you know, just to say hello and catch up on things and she more or less blew me off. It took me by surprise because for the most part I thought I was very well liked, especially throughout my high school years, I was voted best dressed, best spoken, and most eligible bachelor my senior year...well apparently I guess that wasn't the case. Apparently my reputation preceeds me. See...back in high school, despite being an oustanding student, active in lots of extra curricular activities, I had a bad streak, a real bad streak. In the school I was what you could call the ideal student, but outside, I did it all, I raced illegally, ahh...I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss my Corvette, I fought on the streets, often for money, and amongst other things, I really did things and got involved with people that I shouldn't have been. I guess you can
Bad Bee
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!". The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit". The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the docto
Bad Biker Pick-up Lines
Pick-up lines you might want to avoid using at the local biker bar! 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. 7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Bad Boy Dishes On How Men Think & Date
TODAY Updated: 5:56 p.m. ET July 12, 2007 Love the challenge of dating a bad boy but wish you could see through his mind-games and hidden agendas? Steve Santagati, former model, bad boy and author of "The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate — and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top," reveals what's going on inside the male mind. Here's an excerpt: Chapter One Who Is A Bad Boy? http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/19734488/
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Bad Bad Day
For those of you that know me, whether personally or just from casualy chatting online you know that im not one for heavy bleeding during my time of the month or regularly bitching and whiny and complaining about things. Atleast i try not to, but today is an exception. Happy Quinton didnt get up this morning to Grumpy Q was out and about today and it seems the world has pissed him off. 3 things in particular have gotten my goat. The first we wont speak on, let's move on. The second things is this.........now i received an email from the almighty powers that be (and this may get me kicked off but i dont fucking care, but if you people do decide to boot me give me my money back for the VIP) i was told a picture in my default folder was flagged NSFW now here's the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=90657&albumid=0&i=3589674294 i'll give you a sec to check it out.....go ahead i'll wait...........you see that, THYIS FUCKING PICTURE WAS FUCKING FLAGGED ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
Bad Bad Day
a friend of mine killed himself yesterday. tragic. i feel especially bad for my buddy who found him when he got off work. i may not be religious but please god watch over duston and his family as they deal with this tragic loss of their father/husband. i havent cried since my gma died and duston came in and i cried with him. rocky was a very good friend of mine and we worked with each other since 2001. hell he was the one who trained me on most of the outside duties. this week is turning out to be very bad. man this sucks
Bad Boys 420
see what mean bout babyjesus like dose best messup site like he all dose now with photo now he his should be jack ass two how dumd he is now ic what mean him rite here ....Error: sorry, photos are disabled for maintenance. blame babyjesus!
Bad Boys 420
HOW MANY PPL LIKE PENN STATE OR MIAMI U ???
Bad Boys 420 For Life !
HOW MANY PPL THINK PENN STATE WIN ANY GAME ?
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YOU THINK WOOD WIN OUT OF MIAMI U CANES AND PENN STATE ??? LAEVING COMMENT YOU THINK WOOD WIN ??????
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THIS WHAT HATE PPL NOW HERE DOWNRATE .... agassi re-rated your photo a '10' from a '9'! AND THIS OH TOO IS DOWN RATE tahoesnowkiss rated your photo a '9'! BITCH AND THAT ASSHOLE IS DOWNRATE THESE TWO OF DO IT
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Bad Back
Bad Back by Winemaker © I had always had this fantasy about getting a massage. It was so real in my mind that I never did go to any masseuse, just because I was afraid that my fantasy might actually come true. Just thinking about it usually got me hard. My wife and I often talked about our fantasies. But about a month ago, I strained my back and could hardly walk. My wife told me about this great massage place, and so I decided to go and see if it might help my back. It was in a really nice building in a nice part of town, so I figured that it wasn't some sleazy operation. I hobbled into the waiting room, and made my way up to the receptionist. She greeted me with a beautiful smile and said that they were expecting me. She said that my wife had called ahead and given specific instructions to the masseuse, so all I had to do was relax and enjoy. She escorted me down a hallway and into a nice open room. There was a full window wall that opened out into a really pretty garden area
Bad Boy!!!!!!!
HOW MANY PPL THINK NEED GET THAT JERK OUT HERE GET SOME KNOW HOW TOO RAN THE SITE FREANK JERK OFF KEEP MESSUP SITE WELL WE RATE SLOW DOWN ALL TIME SO MANY PPL THINK GET SOME NEW IN THERE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DO WITH THE SITE MYBE THAT WONT HAPPING NO MORE NEEW TWO GET HIM OUT GET SOME IN THERE KNOW S WHAT H*LL THEY ARE DO WITH THE SITE HE BE A REAL JERK OFF
Bad Boys !!!!!
see bullshit ppl act lil fuk baby on mark my photo want too be lil bitch ever thing ppl made me know fuk asshole mark my stuff see some any thing on it and mark it too let me fine out who bc all shit will get mark nsfw 4 work too now fuk you
Bad Bad Bad
OK SO WHEN I WENT TO PICK MY 3 YEAR OLD UP TODAY AT PRESCHOOL AND WHEN I GOT THERE THE TEACHER ASKED ME IF I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED. I SAID NO WHAT HE WAS LIKE REALLY U DONT KNOW....I SAID NO WHAT, JUST TELL ME~ SO HE SAYS TO ME: YOUR DAUGHTER KNOCKED A LIL GIRL OUT TODAY!!!! I SAID "WHAT" HE TOLD ME THAT THE GIRLS WERE FIGHTING OVER A BABY AND MY GIRL JUST STOPPED PULLING AFTER 3 TIMES AND SOCKED HER RIGHT IN THE NOSE. HER NOSE STARTED GUSHING WITH BLOOD AND THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT HER EYES ROLLED BACK IN HER HEAD SO THEY CALLED 911. OMG OMG OMG !!!!!! MY 3 YEAR OLD HAS KNOCKED HER OUT.!!!! THAT REALLY IS TRIPPEN ME OUT! SO THAT IS ALL I KNOW AT THIS POINT AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT TOMORROW.....
Bad Bad Apple!
Apple Sends 3rd Grader Cease And Desist Letter The company replied to the young girl after she sent them some ideas to make the iPod Nano better. (CBS 13) Like any nine-year-old, Shea O'Gorman spends a lot of time listening to her iPod Nano. So much so, that when her third grade class started learning about writing letters she thought, who better to write to than the man whose company makes her iPod. “I decided to write to Mr. Steven Jobs,” said Shea. Jobs is the president of Apple Computers. “She just came home and said ‘mom I have some ideas about the iPod Nano,’ and said ‘I'm going to write Steven Jobs a letter’,” said Shea’s mother. “We were just very impressed and very proud of her.” In her letter, Shea outlined her ideas for improving iPods like adding song lyrics. “Have the words on the screen so they could sing along and stuff,” said Shea. So she mailed it, and waited for three months, and when a letter arrived from apple, the whole family gathered around to
Bad Bad Kitty...........
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft cotton...my master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your
Bad Break Up
I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He didn't come right out and say it. He had no plan to tell me at all. I found out from his fuck buddy's myspace page. I called him to ask about it and he confirmed that it was true. I guess the little girls that were "trying to get in his pants" while I was visiting him, had been there and done that. I feel so sick now. I'm removing him from my life. I think I'm going to go vomit now.
Bad Boy
Hey ladies Iam such a bad boy why dony u cumn on over to my profile and check it out, while ur at it rate both of my pics. Spankens to all, thnk u.
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Bad Boys 2
To Own the HITMAN is to. Have a GREAT friend on your side. To have someone do everything to make you #1 Not only will the HITMAN give you what you won! But much MUCH more! Your HATERS are my HATERS.*Thats if you have any* Or if you just need to talk to someone I'll be your man:) Plus... 1. rate all pics & stash during every hh I can hit 2.pimpout in blog & bulletin for 3 months 3.daily comments for 3 months 4.added to to friends list 5.#1 friend for 3 months 6. fu owned by name for 3 months 7. then i will put your link to your page on my main page for 3 months If you win with a Happy hour Your name with be placed on the happy hour saying your the winner:) So if you want to OWN the HITMAN. Just click on the pic below:) But hurry auction ends this SUNDAY!!
Bad Boys
So I made this page up to pimp out the hottest guys on fubar and help them in any way possible to level and in contests and so on... So all guys that join here please add all members as it is a page to help everyone involved in any way possible Thank you for taking the time to read this blog and I hope that I see some new bad boys join
Bad Booboo!!!!!!
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 11 million points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.6 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!!
Bad Booboo
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 11 million points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.6 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!! (repost of original by '♥CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEET
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A Bad Bad Day
my bro sean was in a horrible car accident. someone ran a red light and t boned him on his side. sean wouldve been killed had he not turned to cover the baby that was beside him. he is in grant hospital on the seventh floor. he can have visitors till 9pm. he just got out of surgery for his hip which he broke. he also cracked the ball part of his femur that goes into his socket as well as the socket itself. he had to get a plate for his leg a bolt for his the ball joint and a bar for his hip. he will be there most likely till fri at the latest. if you want to know anything else youll have to go there and ask him yourself.
Bad Boy Bill .. Little Late .. But Here It Is.
*posted dated from sometime early february* ahhh. bad boy bill. you did it again. what a night. fei fei, jess, and i got there early and sat on the couch near the booth making fun of and laughing at all the people who just didn't fit. into our scene. i didn't need to see people grinding up against each other. i didn't need to get slammed into time and time again by some drunk, i pushed back though. "is there an issue?" "no, not now. you moved." the venue was nice. off some side alley that took us a good half hour to find. place was packed within an hour. they need a bigger selection of beer and need not to charge 6 dollars for one either. as the show ended, we got pictures of both bbb and alex peace and i was accousted by a big fat man who asked if i'd like to go home with him while i was trying to pee. : shakes head : what is it with people. --- .. this is another example of dj's giving into electro. although, he played some sick tracks. hands down
Bad Boy Article On Msn
Have you gone out with more than one bad boy in the last year? Are you in an on-again off-again relationship with a bad boy? If so, you may have a bad-boy habit that needs to be broken. Set yourself free from that bad boy with these five steps: 1. Write a list of all the bad things he has done to you. Women tend to get short memories when it comes to all the terrible ways bad boys treat them. They don't want to think about it. But if you decide to break the bad-boy habit, you need to force yourself to think about it! Write down a list of all the downright mean things he has done to you. If he cheated on you and lied about it, write it down. If he stayed out until 3 a.m. without calling you, write it down. Anytime he made you cry, write it down. Here is the best part -- put the list up on the wall next to a picture of him, so you associate his face with all the awful things he has done to you. He doesn't seem so attractive now, does he? 2. Stop having sex with him. A lot of times w
Bad, But Funny As Hell
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" the man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
Bad, Bad Kitty
Come Bid on this Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty Is Up For Auction. The auction will run for 2 weeks. Below you will find a link to the auction page. ~☠~ Meow! ~☠~ Bad Kitty! Click this Pic! If high bid is lower that a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash 100 11s Fu-Owned in my screen name for the length of time you own me Added to my top friends for the length of time you own me 1 daily comment and gift Pimpout for as long as you own me. If the highest bid is a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash during Happy Hour 200 11s for the week during Happy Hour Fu-owned by in my screen name for a week Added to top friends and #1 for a week 1 daily comment and gift for the week Pimpout for the week If highest bid is a 30 day blast Same as above but for a month plus these changes 200 11s become per week for the month Added to family for a month 2 daily comments and gifts with one gift big pimpin 1 SFW salute If highest bid is a Happy Ho
Bad Bad Boy But Good Good Man
This is just a little something that I've been working on. Kinda reminds me of a country song. Probably won't make sense for a while since it's still in progress. When I was young I was rotten to the core. I worshiped the bad ol boys like the Bucth Casidy and Jessy James. I did a ton of rotten things, I can't even begin to say, but I'm a different man today. I guess you could say I was a bad bad boy and became a good good man
Badboy Mafia
Aight people if you wANt to hAve fun during the evenings and you Are just sitting around All mopey like. Feel free to come check out BaDBOY MaFIa the greatest CAM Girls and Guys Around. You will come in browsing and leAve a member you will not wAnt to hit any other lounges again. we rock out with the best of them. there is no drAma in the lounge you cAuse dramA you Are gone we are All lAid back kind of people. You mess with the MaFIa the MAfiA WILL GET YOU BACK TWICE aS HARD. COME CHECK US OUT
Bad Bad Teacher
When you get bored and want to have a Springer moment, check out this site. http://badbadteacher.com/
Bad Birthday Streak
ok so here is a run down of my last 3 b-days my 21st was crap cuz my girlfriend went to west verginia with some friends of mine to the rainbow gathering my 22 was destroyed by her again when she cheated on me and on top of that i damn near killed some one that i was camping with cuz they pissed me off my 23rd wasnt so bad sept i had to work and didnt get to even selebrate after work cuz i only had 3 hrs to sleep befor i had to go back and well didnt do any thing for almost a month after now its my 24th and the outlook is already grim. i really dont have any friends (besides those that live with me ) to go do any thing with my GF of 6 yrs just left me. and im going fucking nutts. well im signin this as FUCKED in montana.....lol
The Bad Boy
I did it. I made another mistake. I dated an complete bad boy. The relationship started out great. Everything was fantastic. We snuggled we cuddled and he was everything I "thought" I wanted. He was loud and crazy. He was in your face and obnoxious. He was honest and forward and GREAT in bed. Maybe that pulled me away from his personality a bit. Although he was a bad boy he was also the first boy I ever made cry in front of me. You see the thing I did not know was as he was falling in love for me I was getting a taste of his REAL personality and I did not like it. As I began thinking about his personality I saw a fliscker of my father in him. I then realized it was never going to work out and broke things off with him. Our relationship ended on horrid terms. He was furious with me for breaking things off and began to verbally tear me apart. I could tell by the tone of his voice I had hurt him horribly and I felt bad until he told me to reimburse him for all his wasted time and mone
The Bad Boy...
Ok men...Let's just get this out in the open...Ok? Your concept of the bad boy image is not always what we women are looking for...Oh..you think it's the guy that rides the harley...treats his woman like crap...Drinks with his buddies all the time while leaving us home to clean the house...Has a criminal record...Has women falling all over him...Fools around with anything that has a hole... Yes..those men do exist...I should know..I've dated a couple of them... My concept of a bad boy is completely different...Ok..riding a harley helps...LOL...But that's just image...Not the person...A man that can stand on his own two feet...Has an opinion and fights for it...Reminds you that your his in the bedroom...And I mean that one quite literally...Intelligent...Funny...Walks like he owns the world...Knows what he wants...and gets it without stepping on someone elses toes...These are just a few of the things that make my concept of a bad boy appealing... The same could be said for m
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Bad Boy
BAD BOY ----- HE MOVES LIKE A CAT ACROSS MY BEDROOM FLOOR HE'S EVERYTHING MY MOTHER FEARED A WILD CHILD LONG HAIR A TATTOO A MOTORCYCLE AND A WAY OF MOVING THAT SCREAMS RAW SEX HE'S MY FATHERS NIGHTMARE AN MY MOST DECADENT DREAM AND IM PEELING HIM LAYER BY LAYER. UNCOVERING THE TENDERNESS THE VULNERABILITY THE PRINCE AND THE POET. HE ROARED INTO MY LIFE LIKE THUNDER TOUCHES ME LIKE WARM RAIN. HE'S THE FIRE IN MY FOREST THE CALM IN MY SEA
Bad Business
So, after approving my new salute, fubar decided to revoke it, & when I complained about this, well, I'll let the screenshot speak for itself. Chances are they'll delete this blog entry too, but I hope to at least get the word out here. This site has horrible customer service. If people start doing something about, they will be forced to fix it, or go out of business.
Bad Boy For Life Lyrics
Aiyyo, you ready?Let's do it {*music starts*}Mmm, yeah..Yeah.. c'monI'm the definition of: half man, half drugsAsk the clubs - Bad Boy, that's whassupAfter bucks, crush crews after usNo games, we ain't laughin muchNothin but big thangs, check the hitlistHow we twist shit, what changed but the name?We still here, you rockin wit the bestDon't worry if I write rhymes - I write checks (hah!)Who's the boss? Dudes is lostDon't think cause I'm iced out, I'ma cool offWho else but me? (who else?) And if you don't feel methat mean you can't touch me, it's ugly, trust meGet it right dawg, we ain't ever leftWe just, moved in silence and repped to the death (yeah)It's official, I survived what I been throughY'all got drama, "The Saga Continues..."[Chorus]We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhereWe can't be stopped now, cause this Bad Boy for LifeWe ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhereWe can't be stopped now, cause this Bad Boy for Life[Black Rob]Hey yo straight from the Harlem streets
Bad Bazookas!!!
See what flashing your bazookas can do??? BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTHFlashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else’s.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts.A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers."I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."
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Bad Brownies
Okay so the other night I was a bit naughty and munched on some 'special' brownies that my cousin baked.OMG I just did a really big poot and I was like *sniff sniff*...huh?...*sniff sniff*...OMG MY FART STINKS OF WEED!
Bad Breath
       http://www.naturescorner.com/   Q: I suffer from bad breath-what natural treatments can help? - James King - San Antonio, TX A: Bad Breath, Halitosis (medical term), oral malodor (scientific term), and breath odor,  are terms used to describe noticeably unpleasant odors exhaled in breathing. Types Transient bad breath is a very common temporary condition caused by such things as oral dryness, stress, hunger (ketosis), eating certain foods such as garlic and onions, smoking, or poor oral hygiene. "Morning breath" is a common example of transient bad breath. Transient bad breath gradually disappears on its own, with the aid of chewing gum or brushing one's teeth. Chronic bad breath is a more serious and persistent condition affecting up to 25% of the popula
Bad Boy's Get Spanked - The Pretenders
You're not supposed to do thatYou know you're not allowed toBut you seem to get some kind of kickOut of doing what you're not allowed toYou deliberately defy the rules'cause the law's upheld by foolsShit on thatBad boys get spankedYou can look but don't touchBut no you can't resistDon't you ever think about the consequenceGuys like you never doThat's the kind of stuff boys are made out ofThat's the kind of stuff girls are made out ofBad boys get spankedBad boys get spankedYou don't listen do you assholeDon't be a punk all your lifeSomeone's gonna sort you outThey'll try to make a man out of youSay yes sir, say no sirSay yes ma'am, say no m'amShit on thatBad boys get spankedBad boys get spankedGet spanked, get spankedCome here, get spankedBad boys get spankedCome here, get spanked
Bad Boy
You’re a bad boy so go to your roomWhile you’re in there, you’ll meet your doomGet on your knees and spread your assI will slither to you like a snake in the grassI will lick you royally and give you sweet pleasureA surplus of ecstasy you can’t begin to measureCall out my name as you cry out in joyUsing my tongue in a way you’ll enjoyI slap your ass to tell you I’m doneNow turn your ass over so we can have funI see that I’ve given you a very “hard” timeWell, you do the time when you do the crimeNow I have cuffed you to each of the bedpostsLooking all scared like you’ve seen some ghostsYou wanna be bad so I’ve gotta get you goodSo I wrap my lips around your swollen woodI make it wet like hardwoods in the rainSucking your pipe trying to drain the main veinJacking you off and playing with your sacI see your toes curling, don’t you dare hold backScream my name. I said scream my name, bitch!I know it feels good, I can s
Bad Company
Bad Credit Mortgages
As much as people try to avoid financial troubles, they cannot help it if these troubles find them. Tight financial situations are the very reason why companies offer bad credit mortgages. With such arrangements, people have a way out of their financial difficulties. Bad credit mortgages are very helpful to people who want to clean up their messy credit history. Along with that, these mortgages also provide them with the chance to climb up the financial ladder. How do these bad credit mortgages work? Just like any kind of mortgage, interested parties must have some property that they could use as equity. However, this time around, there is greater flexibility when it comes to securing such a mortgage. How do these bad credit mortgages assist you in cleaning up your credit? By taking advantage of this kind of mortgage, you will be able to pay off any other existing loans and bills. When you have done so, you will have an easier time untangling yourself from debt. This is becaus
Bad Care Bear
You scored as Bondage bear. Bondage bear83%Stoner bear83%Hooligan Bear67%Nihilist bear50%Raver bear50%Aryan bear33%Gay Bear33%Tramp bear33%Which 'Bad' Care Bear are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Bad Company "feel Like Makin' Love"
Baby, when I think about you I think about love Darlin, dont live without you And your love If I had those golden dreams Of my yesterdays I would wrap you in the heaven till Im dyin on the way Feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you Baby, if I think about you I think about love Darlin if I live without you I live without love If I had the sun and moon I would give you both night and day Of satisfying... Feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you And if I had those golden dreams Of my yesterdays I would wrap you in the heaven til Im dyin on the way Feel like makin love Feel like makin love (repeat many times) Feel like makin love to you
Bad Company
Formed in 1973, the British hard rock outfit Bad Company was a supergroup comprised of ex-King Crimson bassist Boz Burrell, former Mott the Hoople guitarist Mick Ralphs, and singer Paul Rodgers and drummer Simon Kirke, both previous members of Free. Powered by Rodgers' muscular vocals and Ralphs' blues-based guitar work, Bad Company was the first group signed to Led Zeppelin's Swan Song vanity label. Bad Company's eponymous 1974 debut was an international hit, topping the U.S. album charts and scoring with the number one single "Can't Get Enough of Your Love." Straight Shooter, issued the following year, was another major success, notching the hit "Feel Like Makin' Love," while 1976's Run With the Pack was Bad Company's third consecutive million-selling record. After 1977's Burnin' Sky, Bad Company recorded 1979's Desolation Angels, which embellished the group's sound with synthesizers and strings; a three-year hiatus followed before the release of Rough Diamonds, the group's final LP
Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love
Bad Cum
After you are gone How will I go to work? Who will I phone To talk through the silent evening You are the only place I can put myself. No hopes or dreams Can fill my cumming face. You were the first real date for me, And I made my mistakes. But though I've paid a half price, I am still crazy about sweepstakes. I feel as though my heart bleeding On a countertop. The pain is like a flooded scream That cannot, will not stop. Oh god I want you back so bad, That I would gladly die, To hold you in my arms again And not care how or why.
Bad Company "feel Like Making Love"
Bad Car Day!!! Too Damn Funny!!
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. ''What are you going to do with the prize money?'' the officer asked. The man responded, ''I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license.'' At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, ''Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.'' This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, ''I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car.'' At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked ''Are we over the border yet?''
Bad Car
Bad Car by lee17201 © I am in the middle of very hot porn DVD, totally naked, my cock very stiff from the DVD & my stroking, when the doorbell rings. "SHIT!" I yell, as I stand up, grabbing my robe as I head for the door. I pull my robe around me quickly, hoping I have covered my stiff prick & yank the door open, ready to unload all over whoever is disturbing me. I quickly lose my impulse to scream, as I see who is standing there. Dark hair, stunning eyes, & the greatest tits I have ever seen. I pull my robe closer around me, trying to make sure I am covered. "Yes?" I ask. She looks sad & worried. "I, I mean, well, my car, it, well, I don't know, it just stopped & I don't know what to do." Her eyes well with tears, though none spill from those mesmerizing eyes. I just stand there, stupid. Something, somewhere, kicks me in the head & I open the door wider. "Come in, please, & use the phone. Is there someone you can call?" "No, I am on my way to South Dakota & don'
Bad Credit?
The government started the new budget year with a deficit of $55.6 billion, up sharply from last year, even though government revenues hit an all-time high for the month.
Bad Chemistry ...
Ok, oh my… the morning after. My head hurts. My mouth feels sticky. I am lying between my husband and his best friend Julian who are naked under the covers. Suddenly my heart begins to pound with horror. What the hell happened. Why are my thighs so sticky!?! As my early morning thoughts gather my memories come back. Flashbacks of hubby and Julian both fondling me. I remember their tongues, their hands, oh my and their hard cocks. Oh my, now I remember. Well let me bring us all up to speed. At about eight last night, I was in the kitchen opening a bottle of wine to take the edge off of a busy working day. While I was there I started to pull my slip and panties off to stave off the heat. Hubby came in a few minutes after I sat myself on the couch. 'Hi Pru, how was your day' 'Tiring' 'Mine too, don't worry lets just relax for a while ok?' He joined me on the couch with a glass of red in his hand. Both of us stretching as if to start getting ready to go to sleep. Suddenly th
Bad Commericals
I know there is some bad commericals out there, but Canadian are so annoying and brutal. Fuck me Im so glad I have a pvr sometimes. /end rant
Bad Call On My Part
I was wrong on the reason why I wasn't allowed to post a mumm earlier. It wasn't because I'd been banned before but because I had unchecked the box for "send to friends". I wanted it to go to everyone on fubar and thought that would do it. I was wrong, the mumm is out there.
Badcompanys Phat Botom Gurls Lounge
href="http://www.fubar.com/user/384618">1CrAzIeByTcH' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-21 08:53:02'.. > > > > > hey everyone Badcompany started a lounge called the phat botom gurls sound pretty cool he says there will be weekly contest and the top winner will get to post ther best booty shot at top of page lol and runners up and so on well i am sending this out to help him get members so i hope to see u all there > > thanks bonita please repsot this > > http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55305http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55305 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now > > Playing:T-Pain - > > Low Feat. Flo-RidaMusic Codes Provided By > > SomeCodes.com > > >
Bad Choice In Men!!!!
Bad Company - Lonley For Your Love
Whenever the day since been lonely Can't turn this feeling away I looked around you was gone And I love you I'm up all night again outta my head Slippin' and slidin' on a downhill ride And I'm going down slow and what do you know? I love you All alone, livin' my bed I can't seem to get you outta my head Don't look back There's nothin' I can do without you. Well, I'm lonely for your love Lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love at night All right. All alone, lyin' my bed I can't seem to get you outta my head Don't look back There's nothin' I can do but I love you, I love ya Well, I'm lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love Well, I'm lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love at night All right! I'm lonely, you know I"m lonely Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So lonely for your love I'm lonely for your love (fade)
Bad Company - I Feel Like Making Love
Baby, when I think about you I think about love. Darlin, couldn't live without you And your love. If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday I would wrap you In the heavens And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you Baby, if I think about you I think about love. Darlin, if I live without you I live without love. If I had the sun and moon and they were shinin I would give you both night and day Love satisfyin I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday I would wrap you In the heavens And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you
Bad Company - If You Needed Somebody (video)
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A Bad Contest Host
Black & White A disjustice has been commited by '§rWhï+êKnïgh+ blondies r/l hubby _§outhernBadAzzCrew♥Gï+R ÐðñêRêbêls♥Cðnfêderetes,DsC' This man hosted a contest and during the contest the rules changed several times. During the course of the contest all the challenges were met until he implemented the final rule. The final rule being you had to be a friend of the host in order to comment in the contest. However he would not add people who were supporting ms2dmngood2u as she was sure to win, but he did add people who supported his friend Wildman and the one him and his wife were bombing. This rule was unsurpassable and never as you can see posted in the rules. Hello Everyone.Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA Attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an Open Choice Pic Contest but no *NSFW* Entries . All bomber Friends have to be Level 4 or Higher. Well here comes how You can
A Bad Couple Of Days =d
What A Day - Nonpoint Don't You Hate It .. When Some One Keeps Talking Shit About Shit They Don't Nothing About? Coming Right Out Of Jealousy, Or So I Assume. And The Other Person Just Keeps Buying Into It? Well, It's Really Making Me Levid .. Very Levid Anyways .. That's Out Of The Way Now ... Last Night, A Drunken Bastard Cursed Me .. He Told Me My Car Would Never Break On Me .. I Popped Off With "Imma Drive Her 'Till The Wheels Fall Off" ... Well, Guess What Happened Today? Sure As Fucking Shit, My Rear (Passenger Side) Tire Fell Right The Fuck Off! Blew A Bearing .. Just Before I Had To Go To Work To ... Yay! The Boss Man Was Even Working That Day .. Talk About Bad Shit .. He Really Needed Me and Every One Else That We Work With There .. So .. Yeah ... Now My Car's Sitting Out Front (Thanks To The Tow Truck Driver) ... With All The Good Shit Exposed .. a $75 Tow .. For Less Than 2 Miles .. Uh .. There Goes My Pay Check ... ... The Past Couple Of
Bad Choice!!!!!!
...SO TRUE...HERES WHO YOU VOTED FOR......OBAMA Way to go America, you voted a communist into office. Are you proud of yourselves? You voted in a rookie, a FIRST TERM senator with zero military experience, the experience that is needed to be able to truly lead this nation at such a critical time. You voted in someone who wants to steal from the rich and give to the poor, someone who thinks small business owners should "Spread the wealth", thus putting an end to the American dream. No more "Mom 'n Pop" restaurants, they wont be able to afford to keep their doors open once Obama rapes their wallets. You voted in someone who wants to disarm our nuclear defense system, a system that WORKS and can defend our country should the war make its way to our shores. Someone who wants to invade Iran, which is a fantastic idea after disarming America. Leave us as sitting ducks, great! You voted in someone who associates with KNOWN
Bad Conversationist
It seems like people nowadays are getting very difficult to deal with (now im not talking about anyone in particular......okay maybe i am, but chances are this is not about you). Even talk to for that matter. Now i say this because when i talk to some people via text message, or instant messenger, or email they only give you one word answers.....and by that i mean answers like ya, na, lol (or any variations of), nm u, o i c, nice, or things like that. Basically close ended answers to which you cannot reply to without changing the subject. See it wouldn't be so frustrating if they didn't want to talk that second now that is understandable, but what's worse is they get mad when you don't reply back or stop you talking to them!!!!! If the one word answers are not frustrating enough, what you talk to people about is just as bad. Now no im not saying the only thing that people should talk to me about is sex or nudity or whatever, im not saying that at all. Im saying that there ar
Bad Comments
i created my first mumm why so many hatrid comments check it out my friends
Bad Car-ma
So my last blog about getting hit by a drunk driver eh? Well.... I have been keeping my promise about not drinking and driving....... I hope you all did too as you rang in the new year. But I think it is time to ditch my car since I have owned it 9 months and has now been hit 4 times...... twice by drunk drivers and twice when I wasn't in it! Way to ring in the New Year... you arrange to meet your designated driver somewhere, you leave, you come back to get your car the next day and it is pretty much totalled..... how nice. Have a Happy Fucking New Year people..... lets please make it better than 2008!
Bad Case Of You
Well, I can't understand what goes on in my mind I can't explain it, but at times it makes me blind. And when Im feeling blue, a thought of you, will make me feel just fine. I'm getting older, a little colder some may say I want to hold her, can't control her till this day.Now I'm suffering, in blood and sin, and I really blowed my mind.I'm under pressure, cause you're the one that I don't wanna kill. Well, she can't understand what goes on in my mind. I can't explain, it but at times it makes me blind. And when I'm feeling blue, a song or two, will make me feel just fine. I'm under pressure, cause you're the love that I don't wanna kill I'm under pressure and you're the love and I don't wanna kill Where are you now, when I need you darling Where are you now, that I am lonely Where are you now, that I have fallen Where are you now? I've got a bad case of you, I've got a bad case of you I've got a bad case of you, that I don't wanna lose, that I don't wanna lose.
Bad Charting.... Lmao
Don't Ya Hate Charting? A collection of documentation statements actually found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by doctors at several major hospitals. ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. The patient has no previous history of suicides. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
[bad Case Of The...]
-fuckitalls. I just quit my assignment. Okay- I can't really say that in an official capacity yet but I did walk out, have a pleasant chat with my mom, had pancakes with my friend, and played ffxi for 12 hours. Yeah. 12 Hours. I'm becoming more self aware these days. I think I'm growing back my self. I'm definitely acknowledging what's not making me happy- and who's taking too much of what I'm giving. This includes but is not exclusive to work, relationships, friends, art, and family. I'm denying more and more people the gift of me- with that whole do no harm thing going in my head that's really the worst I'm allowed to do to someone. I tried to do this I really really tried to do this as long as I could I found that my limit was getting yelled instructions at me- not having the point of said instructions explained to me- not being convinced of said instructions validity then being yelled at some more- being yelled at- and then being yelled at. There was no phas
Bad Consolidating Credit Debt Loan
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Bad Credit Debt Consolidating Loan
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Bad Cpl Days
well ive had a shitty couple of days. ive been awake 40+ hours right now and still not sleepy but tired. ive had 4 friends eather threaten to or attempt to harm themselves in 24 hours. i went out to try to qualify for the karioki contest ive been tryin for the last 7 weeks and didnt even get top 3 this week. so yea im a lil depressed today. most ppl will say well if it was just friends being dumb dont let it bring you down,but my problem is care to much about my friends. luckily the 2 thattried to hurt themselves stopped b4 they did any damage but just the idea that they felt they had to do something like this realy tears me up. all my friends know they can call me or text me and ill listen to thebitch and gripe about any and everything. but yet they wait till its allready bugging them this bad b4 they call me and that makes me feel bad and good at same time. bad that they wait till im last resort butlad they turn to me and ive been able to help them. well im going to get ready to leav
Bad Characters
  I received this in a forwarded email and thought it was worth posting here   Even if you arent a sports fan this is very interesting! ------------------------------------------------------------ 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 I repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? NBA or NFL ? Give up yet? Scroll down, Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress The same group o
Bad Cyber 1 Of 4
BennyDiablo: I'm 5'3" and about 450 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt ...it smells funny i need to do laundry Pants on fire: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. Pants on fire: Would you like to cyber with me? BennyDiablo: well i have never done that before ... how does it werk? Pants on fire: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. BennyDiablo: HOLY SHIT!!! Pants on fire: Whats wrong? BennyDiablo: lil dog scared the fuck outta me... I thought it was a rat. Pants on fire: No silly thats not a rat BennyDiablo: you sure? Pants on fire: Yes i am BennyDiablo: lil bastard... WTF! whos underware does he have? Pants on fire: What? BennyDiablo: nm, continue BennyD
Bad Cyber 2 Of 4
BennyDiablo: HELLS YEAH...i wanan be a blonde... kinda look like brad pitts brother qwazimoto pitt...hes lesser known BennyDiablo: < purrs BennyDiablo: AHHHHHHH CHOOOOO BennyDiablo: OH SHIT IM SORRY LET ME CLEAN THAT OFF OF YOU BennyDiablo: umm..im gonna use the blouse i ripped okay? Pants on fire: sigh, are you fucking with me? BennyDiablo: no, i swear i was just trying to make it realistic Pants on fire: ok Pants on fire: im pulling your sweat pants down and im rubbing your bulge BennyDiablo: < screams likea woman...DAMN YOUR HANDS ARE COLD...(thats gonna cause some shrinkage) Pants on fire: im lifting my miniskirt and taking off my panties BennyDiablo: BERMP CHICKA WAH WAH Pants on fire: cute BennyDiablo: okay, im licking your....SHIT!!! Pants on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: i gota hair stuck in my throat Pants on fire: huh? BennyDiablo: great now im fuckin choking BennyDiablo: YOU DONT FUCKIN SHAVE? BennyDiablo: i need some water
Bad Cyber 3 Of 4
BennyDiablo: < scrolls back...hahah sorry about the sneeze, brb i have to pee Pants on fire: ok BennyDiablo: hey, you have a nice bathroom a lil dark but i fuckin like it Pants on fire: are you sure you arent fucking with me? BennyDiablo: no, i swear i never did this before am i doing something wrong? Pants on fire: its cyber sex and you are making it to real BennyDiablo: ooooooo shit im sorry i thought that was the idea Pants on fire: no, the idea is you jerk off and i rub myself BennyDiablo: really? then how am i gonna type? Pants on fire: you will manage BennyDiablo: if you say so BennyDiablo: so now is a bad time to mention i accidentaly peed in your hamper? Pants on fire: OK, FUCK THIS IM OUT BennyDiablo: NOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT BennyDiablo: pleeeeeeeeeeease, Pants on fire: WHAT? BennyDiablo: ill be serious now i was just messin with you im sorry Pants on fire: ok, fine LAST CHANCE BennyDiablo: gotcha last chance no problem Pants
Bad Company By Bad Company
Company Always on the run Destiny is the rising sun Oh I was born 6-gun in my hand Behind a gun I'll make my final stand That's why they call me Bad company And I can't deny Bad company Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Rebel souls Deserters we are called Chose a gun and threw away the sun Now these towns They all know our name 6-gun sound is our claim to fame I can hear them say Bad company And I won't deny Bad Bad company Till the day I die Till the day I die SOLO Bad Bad company I can't deny Bad company Till the day I die And I say it's Bad company Oh Yeah---Yeah Bad company Till the day I die Oh Yeah Tell me that you are not a thief Oh But I am Bad Company It's the way I play Dirty for dirty Oh Somebody Double-crossed me Double-cross Double-cross Yeah We're Bad company Kill in cold blood
Bad Cop
        Me and my partner were going to a residence of a known drug dealer to apprehend him. As we bust down the door, he and his girlfriend begin to run out the back door. We pursue them, jumping over and stepping on trash and clutter. By this time, another cop had shown up and he and my partner both corner this drug pusher in the backyard. I tackled his girlfriend and was straddling her back, pinning her to the ground. She really didnt seem to care because she was wiggling her butt saying "Oh be rough with me, I like it!". I look over towards the drug dealer, who is being held at gun point and say "Tell us where the drugs are!". He replied "I will never tell!". By this time he is getting very agitated. I then say to him, "Well then, if you're not gonna tell us, then perhaps you might enjoy watching me have my way with your girl here". He didn't seem to care all that much, as if not giving up the location of the drugs were more important. I asked my partner for a condom and he hands m
Bad Dream
I keep having this horrible nightmare, and it seems to never stop. Someone told me that you had shot yourself, and you had died from the injurys. I couldn't believe it was true, You would never do that, But you had done it. I went to your viewing on Thursday. The line was so long, So many people wanted to see you. I finally had my turn to see you... I walked up to the casket, Not knowing what to say or do, So I just stood there staring at you. You looked like an angel. They had your hair spiked, just the way you liked it. You were wearing you favortie red hoodie. You looked as good today as every other day. I triied really hard not to cry, But I couldn't help it when I saw you. Your funeral was the next day. So many people showed up, A lot of people cared about you. There were pictures of you all over the church, Everywhere I looked I seen you. Everyone said such nice things about you, Unlike what was said to you before. As we proceeded to the cemet
Bad Drivers
I had such a bad day driving Friday that I just need to vent a lil. I drive a tractor trailer for Stickley Furniture (good shit, but expensive) so I'm on the road more than most people, and I constantly see such bad driving its a wonder more people aren't killed. For example, Friday, while driving through Harrisburg, PA I had a car cut across 2 lanes of traffic in front of me, and the only reason I didn't run his ass over and turn him into hamburger was a split second maneuver on my part to get into the next lane, missing this idiot by less than a foot. The fact that I was mere seconds away from probably killing this guy shook me up for a bit. Another lady told me, once when I confronted her at a rest stop after a particularly stupid move on her part which required me to lay down 60' of rubber, "Well you have 18 brakes on that truck, don't you?" Ummmm, no. And even if I did, a 40 ton truck doesn't stop on a dime, it doesn't even stop on a dollar. I swear I'm going to need a tax d
A Bad Day
You Know It Will Be a Bad Day When Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels. The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet. You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant. You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H. You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning. You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night....... and there aren't any. It costs more to fill up your car than it did t
Bad Decisions!
I'm so mad at myself today! For making such terrible decisions in the past! I'm always lead by my heart instead of my mind, and it always gets me in trouble. Don't get me wrong, I do not REGRET anything about my life. I wouldn 't be the woman I am today if I hadn't traveled this exact path. And I kind of like ME! I adore my boys, they are my life! But when I think back to how many bad decisions I have made, I'm really angry at myself. Trying to clean up my life after a series of hellish mistakes is quite the pickle! There's a quote in my Three Days Grace song Gone Forever, "First time you screamed at me, I should have made you leave, I should have known it could be so much better." That's a perfect example of a bad decision. Don't ever let people scream at you! When WHA called me a whore and left me on the side of the road at 1 am, probably not the best decision to go out with him again! LOL And now, trying to make him understand that there is no making up for all he has d
Bad Day
just when you thnk it couldnt be worse.... you come home and find your dog had a party with the 500 count q tip box!!!!!!
Bad Day At Work
Bad Day At Work Think you had a bad day? Check this guy out... Don't laugh too hard. Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It
Bad Day
Have you ever had that day when you just don't want to get out of bed, but you know you have to. You're already running late and you arrive at work late. Anything you do on that day is worthless everyone is made at you, you feel extremely over whelemed with everything on. You just want to run home crawl into bed and cry. It seems like everyone else is in a bad mood and they just want to pick a fight with you. Yeah I am having one of those days. Grrrrrrr :(!
Bad Day
Sometimes i really hate my job and want to quit. I've been given the same old empty promisses for to long and i keep getting shit. Today was really bad because they a new guy run the back room when it should have been me. Then everything else fell apart that i had planed today so i figured i'd get on lostcherry cause i have been on since i created my account and see what the hell was up.
Bad Day
It was my twins 8th birthday yesterday and it all went wrong from the start. The cake did not turn up in the morning, then my husband car broken down and could not get to the school in time for paid out £25 for a taxi to get to the kids school. They we went out for a meal and then went to the car, we have lost the fucking keys to the car :( The house keys were on there as well so we had to brake in to our own home to get in. I hope today is going to be OK.
Bad Day Box
Bad Day Box I live in Boston and my boyfriend goes to school in North Carolina, so I wanted to send him a little something that he'd never think of getting from me. I went to a craft store and bought a small wooden box ($1) that looked like a little treasure chest. I painted it his favorite color and wrote on top "Jonathan's Bad Day Box". Inside I put a Hershey's hug and a Kiss and a note that said when you're having a bad day or just feeling blue open up your bad day box and there will always be a hug and kiss for you. I also sent a bag of "refills". --submitted by Emily Bad Day Mood Booster My boyfriend and I live about 7 hours apart; we're both in university and see each other for about one weekend every two months. I came up with an idea to make him a "Bad Day Box." I just took a cardboard box, filled it with a new, comfy t-shirt, a favorite book, a movie I knew he wanted, some treats, and a couple of pictures of us. I wrapped it all up and taped instructions to the top:
Bad Day
Alright People..... if I am not in a uniform and not at work..... Leave me alone!!! I am not able to "fix" a ticket that you got for stupid in a no stupid zone or any other violation. I am not your therapist and I don't want to be! If he beats you...LEAVE! how hard is that.Oh and I am not a lawyer, if you need one get a phone book! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Get your shit together people and take responsability for your actions! Okay, I'm better now.... Thanks
Bad Day By: Daniel Pawter
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to gray They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee you go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Will you need a blue sky holiday? The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you g
Bad Day At Work
Bad Day At Work Think you had a bad day? Check this guy out... Don't laugh too hard. Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It
Bad Day
OK HAVIN A BAD DAY.. SOMEONE MAKE ME SMILE PLS.
Bad Day
So I freaked out on my sister in law lol....shes adopting twins and its pissing me off lol I WANTED TO HAVE THE FIRST GRANDCHILDREN GRRRR.....Now shes the center of attention And my wedding is pretty much not even in anyones mind!!!! fuckers lol then I told her well ill give them their first BLOOD grandchildren lol an then she was going to have me wear a packers sweater ( she was buyihng em one ) so the family hated me!!! OMG BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bad Day At Work But Atleast I Came Home
hi all sorry to vent these feelings on u all. Well as most of u know i am a volunteer fire fighter, but my 9 to 5 job is with a roller door factory and today at 2:50 pm we had a work place incident. i was at work doing my job when an employee came running in and said we need an ambulance, having first aid i responded to the scene of the accident to find work mate laying on the floor bleeding from blunt force trauma to the head. i proceded to administer 1st aid until the ambulance arrived but sadly the employee passed away before he got to hospital. so this blog is in memory of him (Marvyn i am sorry i tried but could do no more for u buddy i regret the fact that u drew ur last breath in my arms, and that ur kids will never know how hard i tried to bring u back to them, but rest assured mate i did everything i could). Please everyone be careful at ur jobs and go home to ur loved ones and when u do send a prayer to Marvyn and wish his family all the best. thank u all for reading thi
Bad Dreams
I have dreams of a rose......and falling down a long flight of stairs...
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Bad Dogs...yes I Have A Warped Sense Of Humor!
There were two extremely unhappy dogs, a collie and a cocker spaniel, in a vets office. "So what are you here for?", the collie said to the cocker spaniel. "Oh, I'm here because my master's mad at me for pissing on the carpet, he's going to put me to sleep" "Really?", said the collie, "My master's going to put me to sleep too, I keep crapping in his shoes". The two dogs were hanging their heads and bemoaning their fate when a german shepherd is put in a cage next to them. "What are you here for?" said the cocker spaniel. "Well, my mistress was coming out of taking a shower, and bent over to pick up her towel, well, I just couldn't resist myself, so I mounted her. "You did!" said the collie, " So, is she putting you to sleep too?" "Oh no!" said the german shepherd" I'm just getting my nails trimmed".
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Bad Day
Dec 22 2006 It hasn't been such a good day today. It started off on the wrong foot at work and didn't get much better by the time I went to bed. Some uptimes were very much the time I spent talking to Hank. He has a way of making me smile even when I'm feeling blue. Back to my day though, it started at work with Vicki my department manager yelling at me for all the stuff I was doing. I asked her first if she wanted me to put out the new items in the dept and she said no. So I put the new stuff back onto a pallet, she then came over and asked me what the stuff on the pallet were. I told her that it was new items and she informed me that what she said was to put them on the shelf. Which wasn't at all what she had said. Then to make sure I got it right this time I reasked about the new modular stuff. Again she said not to put it on the shelf, and again I put those on the pallet. Vicki came over once again and asked me what the stuff on the pallet was. You can probablly guess that I told
A Bad Day!
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A Bad Day....lol
This is hilarious! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powere
Bad Dreams
I'm noticing a strange new pattern in my dreams. No longer am I the one saving people all the time. I still have those but they're different now. Two recent ones in the last week's time have me thinking. First one had this part where I was fighting some guy in a kind of trophy room. There were animal heads, cases, trophies and swords all around the walls in this white marble room. We were fighting and it was going my way until he took one of the swords off the wall and stbbed me through the chest. He ran after i pulled the sword back out. So I'm there on the floor and someone else is there with me. I'm looking down at the marble floor watching myself cough up blood and start having this tired blackening feeling come for me. I started to loose consciousness and then died. Fun dream to have. So i died and then "woke" right up into a different dream. I was neat the ocean between to houses. I was looking for a girl named Marta and her daughter because they were in trou
Bad Dream
Bad dream Sitting in this room with you, Seeing that smile Knowing that I cannot have you... A torturing thing... To see you with others, As if I am all but gone from your mind... As if we never happened As if I never mattered to you... Stuck back into a world That confuses me beyond confusion I hate it here, Wanting to escape from this bad dream... I wake up, But it is all true You are gone from my life... But you are still sitting in that same spot With that same smile on your face And I still know that I cannot have you
Bad Dream??
Bad Day
Woke up at 6. Cat flea med in the eye. Contacts out. Flush the eyes. Ow. Get ready for work. Sit down at the computer. Mouse & Keyboard not working. Cat spilled water. Again. Force contacts back in. Go to work. Alas, manager that doesn't like me! My 10:30 doesn't show up. Mmm. No break yet. Buy Keyboard & Mouse. Leave work. Did I mention.. FORGET KEYBOARD AND MOUSE? Yeah. Go back. Get it. Home. Bed. Awake. Another day at 8AM tomorrow. Lame.
Bad Day
Its been a bad day today if you can't tell... I wold really appreciate it if yall would send me a message or something... idc about points or any of that shit right now... just needing some luv or something...
Bad Day
Today was a bad day for me. Today would have been my oldest daughter Sherri's Birthday. She would have been 17. If not for a drunk driver. I've been down all day. Cried a couple of times. Cursed the fuck that killed her and her mom Lisa. The basterd got 5 yrs for two lives. He gets out soon. He gets to go on with his life, she doesn't. She was my baby, and she always will be. I miss her so much. The day she died I went numb and then cold. The lost of a child is something you never get over. It never gets easier. To me its like everyday since has been the same. I still cry over her, I still miss her. Guess I always will.
Bad Day
most of you probably know that i'm bipolar, and i have severe mood shifts pretty easily. most of you also know that my boyfriend is in a psych institution right now. what you may not know is that he normally calls me 4 or 5 times a day, and now i haven't heard from him in 2 full days. normally i would put my 3 day rule into effect... that means if i'm dating someone, and they dont make contact with me for 3 days, that means its over. but i'm not going to be able to let this one go so easily. anyway, i struggled about 6 hours today fighting the urge to cut, you will all be glad to know the battle was a success, and i have no new cuts. i did call my dr though and she is raising my prozac from 40 to 60 and having me come in on thursday. please pray to whatever you believe in that things will get normal for both me and my boyfriend very soon. xoxo
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Bad Day!
so i found out some shit today that just crushed me. I am not going to say what it was because of OPSEC regulations. I am hurting so badly right now! i thought it was bad enough before. but DAMNIT! As if having to find our puppies a place to stay until we move on post, we BOTH find this shit out today. But hey, that's part of being an ARMY wife. but not just any Army wife, A RAKKASAN WIFE!!! I am strong. I can get through this. I knew it was going to be stressful when i said "I Do." I am not bitching, i am VENTING! there is a difference. but anyways. Now my time is crunched. So if i am not on much after 1700 Central time, DO NOT BITCH TO ME!! I am going to be spending as much time as i can with my husband and our dogs. HOOAH!!!
The Bad Day
I HOPE I HAVE A BETTER DAY TOMORROW... TODAY WAS THE WROST DAY OF MY LIFE I LOST MY BEST FRIEND....AND NOTHING WENT RIGHT....
Bad Days
Past 48 hours have been pretty rough. Just looking for a place to vent it out a bit. I work at a group home for boys and last night one of the boys was arrested...for no reason. None of these kids know their rights or the process of the law so they have no chance versus the police. This kid was told that he was arrested for failure to appear in court but yet the cops told us he was arrested for disorderly conduct. It makes me question my career in criminal justice. No wonder people think the systems corrupt. My friend's mother passed away last night...it just makes you think. So thats currently the state I'm in. Just thinking, and feeling horrible for my friend and her family. This weekend was supposed to be crazy. A bunch of random parties were planned for Friday and Saturday, now I'll be spending it at a wake and a funeral...not so much fun. it ain't about how hard you hit...it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward, how much you can take, and keep mov
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Bad Day
i hite fake ass people in my life i thought i had good people around me but i was so wrong i got stabed in the back like five or six time today im so fucking sick of all the bull shit. im going back to my life the away i need it to be (me, myself and I) is all i need
Bad Day
Hey everyone, I'm kinda havin a bad day and feelin down. I was wondering if anyone had any ideas to motivate me?
Bad Day!!!
I have no idea whats the matter with me, I had a good day at work, it went fast, after work I talked with the man of my dreams, but then after we hung up the phone, I began feeling depressed. My son came home, doing just the littlest shit, and it got on my nerves. I get so tired of feeling alone, I hate this feeling. It hurts to want someone so bad, and then to not have them, hell I confuse myself. Oh well, figured what the hell girl, have a few drinks, you'll feel fine, pass out,lol. and wake up again to start over another day.
Bad Dreams
Cranberry satin sheets, crumpled on an unmade bed Telltale signs that you have been here, but not with me Memories of our love are thrown to the side Just like the pillows that are strewn all over the floor. The air is still hot from your presence with her A thick scent of your passion lingers in the drapes Empty wine glasses still sit on the bedside table The white walls seem stained from your betrayal My knees go weak, but not due to your touch as before Dizziness overtakes me, just not from your kisses Moans escape my lips, only not from my body's release Tears fill my eyes, except this time from pain, not love A long acrylic nail lays broken on the carpet Cheap gold toned earrings, left behind in error A strand of bleach blonde hair smiles from the mattress Her slut-red lipstick case gleams from under the bed A shudder from within wakes me from the horror As I roll over, I find you sleeping beside me I breathe a sigh of relief and curl up into your embrac
Bad Day
Ok, so I had a horrible day the other day. The kind that makes you lose all faith in humanity and life in general. The type of day that makes you wanna slit your wrists just to make your day better. *sigh* sometimes life can suck. It all started wrong, and went downhill from there. First off, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I never understood that saying until recently. Never thought there WAS a wrong side of the bed....but today I'm here to tell you there is, its the outside. I rolled over, and off the bed, hitting my head on my endtable on the way down. THAT is a rude way to wake up: a peaceful dream interrupted by the sudden sensation of falling, quickly followed by blinding pain. My vision was blurry for 10 minutes...I stumbled to the bathroom, where I promptly stubbed my toe on the sink. So I've been up for less than 15 minutes, and already I have a blinding headache and searing pain in my foot (oh, to make matters worse it was my little toe too, why do those hurt more
A Bad Day
If you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
Bad Day
Ok well I dunno. Yesterday I had a really shitty day. I wrote about a novel in my actual paper journal thing explaining why I feel like I do... And honestly. I don't know what to do about it. I need to say something to someone because I have no reason to feel this way its wrong. I shouldn't feel this way should I? SHouldn't I be happy? I think I should be... Somehow, though, it doesn't seem to be that way. Why does it feel like I am getting fuckered around by a few people that think I am retarded? Well, maybe they don't... But I feel like they do. At times anyway... Now, now, I know I have a tendency to read into things a little much, and I know I over react, but I can't help that. Thats who I am. Maybe I should include some of what i wrote yesterday afternoon. i think things were better worded then... I think I will do that... TUesday March 27: I feel psycho... I just don't understand how or why I can let someone control how I feel so much. This isn't right. I wish I knew
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Bad Day !!!!!!
You know some days it just dont pay to get out of bed.Today is one of those days I should have just covered my head and said to hell with it!!! That is until about 4pm then I'm outta here,IT's PARTY TIME from then til I decide to come home!!!!!
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Bad Dream
i had a very bad dream the other night that scared the shit out of me and then the next day it allmost came true i have had a bad few weeks and i am scared i was walking down the street and saw this car with no head lights on and it pulled over and a guy got out and he pulled a gun on me and told me if i didnt do what he wanted i would be dead and he ask me to give him all the money in my wallet and i did he was not happy about it and told me that he was goingot kill me and that is when thank god a cop drove by and saw what was going on and i was so scared becasue i have been shot before and i was anouced dead at the hospital but they brought me back i am glad that some one up stairs is looking out for me i know i have comented a lot of sins in my life but god that was to close to being with god agin
Bad Dreams...
I feel it crushing me from all sides I saw my life flash before me... but my mother said it's alright Long nights I spend tossing and turning Like I was brought up in hell, I feel awful, I'm burning... So I reach out, just in hopes someone will speak out And be the friend I need, and put my mind at peace now But there's no one there, so I'm forced to take it head on I'm not scared, even though I know I could be dead and gone... Be head strong, is what people are now saying to me But let me see you swim the ocean with wieghts on your feet Yeah... let me see you make it halfway I've done it for years, I guess that means I'm mad brave.... I hate these bad dreams, why can't I just wake up It's alot more to Nemesis than just writing and blazing blunts Every night I feel the devil creeping in Breathing over me while I pray to Jesus "please end"... all these bad dreams... -Nemesis the Nazerene-
Bad Day Gone Bad
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his Drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. "I grabbed a cab home, but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. "And then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
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Bad Dreams
Oh god... I had such a terrible night last night... Well, once I came home that is.. I started feeling a bit like crap followed by some more feeling like crap... So i finally said fuck it I'll go to sleep. I went to sleep... No sooner do i start to dream is it one of them dreams about dying,and its not because of someone else. I don't get why I'm having dreams like this. I woke up went back to sleep then had a similar dreams and so on and so forth... So, now I don't feel so well ( I have a stomach ache and I feel like I might puke) I'm shaking and wish i knew what these dreams were about... It's generally got be depressed... Is my subconscious now saying I don't deserve to live? God, I feel fucked in the head. Help! =(
Bad Day Coming
WHEN YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR IN THE MORNING Go back in and have another cup of coffee. It is probably not going to be a good day!
Bad Day
I had a really bad day today, first I had a really bad migraine headache an almost blacked out from it, and then I was walking down the stairs when I missed my footing and fell down the stairs, I hurt my tail bone pretty bad so now im going to be sore for a few days what more is going to happen to me, I feel I should have never gotten out of bed 2day,.
Bad Day
Well, I was suppose to go and do something fun today, but it got canceled on me. I should've known better. I am in love with my boyfriend, but there is someone that just keeps wanting to stand in the way of us. Once of these days soon we will be able to be together and have this side person out of our lives. I'm really getting sick of the FUCKING DRAMA with this whole situation. If I didn't have the feelings that I do for my boyfriend I would just say FUCK IT to the whole situation and release myself of it. Why is it that when I find someone that I have a lot of feelings for and care about that someone else has to be in the picture. Can't people open their damn eyes and realize that life has changes and sometimes it's not what they want, but that it's just the way it has to be. Anyways, my day was fucked from the moment I opened my eyes this morning. I wasn't even awake and was told that our plans had been changed. Oh well, I guess. Life goes on. I hope that the rest of you
Bad Day
Ok, so if you've read any of my previous blogs, you know I hate my current work situation. I love my job, just not who I have to work with and for. Monday's and Tuesday's the guys I work with sleep or watch movies all day. Wednesday's, Thursday's and Friday's I work with a 60+ year old man who needs to retire, but feels the need to tell me how and when to do my job. Mind you, I've been in my current position for 6 years, so I think I know what I'm doing. Today was the day I lost it. The one that sleeps and watches the movies most of the time called in sick and the other one has school and has to leave when I do. I am the 'odd ball' in my department that works Monday through Friday 8-4:30. Everyone else works 3 12 1/2 hour days. The one I had to work with today doesn't really know what he's doing but I'm working on correcting that. I came in and he was just like duh....and I was still upset from yesterday because of the movies. All the work ends up falling on me and HELLO, I'm
Bad Day
You know you have had a bad day when you are calling off for the next day before you even leave.... Won't bore you with gory detail.. suffice it to say.. my day started off bad.. 3rd shift not able to get the truck put up.. coffee bar guy on vacation and no one to replace him.. and ended worse.. being laughed at by employees.. so I called off and for only the second time in 3 years I did not get someone to cover my shift.. I did give 17hrs notice though.. the only other time I did not get someone to cover my shift(s) was when my grandmother died.. And the topper to a perfect day.. when my boss called me back (lft her vm abt calling in) when she asked me about it and I told her yes I was not coming in and no I did not have coverage for it.. she hung up!
A Bad Day
Havin A bad day!!!!!! I woke this morning got up and these's no coffee or milk (good start) I get dressed go out to get my car and find that someone has tryed to break into my garage (dam) lots of damage to the door but car and motorcross bikes are ok. Go to shop to get coffee and fill car up with petrol and forgot to take cash with me (Doh)..Rest of morning passes off ok.. Then later go to take part in motorcross race, first race passes off with out any mager problems and make it to the final....In the final race starts and I whipe-out on first corner (arrgh) pick bike up (wrong move) get back into race only for to crash and burn on lap to breaking my leg (that sucks) taken to hospital put in plaster (again) then have to get someone to go pickup my bike and car from the track only to find out that someone has broken into my car and stolen my camra (F**K)so end a perfect day NOT....Hope everone has had a good day
Bad Day
Ok today started off like most. I get up feed my dogs, let them out, take shower. Go to work. When I get to work is were it all starts. Outside of the fact that I've been depressed of late, a little more than usual, having girl trouble, and whats going on at work just made my f**king day. I work in a plant that is union. I how ever work for an outside contractor, non-union. Ok here the drill. A few weeks ago this little prick who work in the union, comes in to our storeroom that we run and steals a $250 saw. He only make about 19.00 a hr. Well we thought that had all blown over until today. They call one of the booses up stair and chew his ass out over this again. We are now being held reposeable for the tools in here. So noone is allowed in here! We were told that if something else gets stolein who ever is on duty at the time will be fired!! They however will do nothing about the little prick who stole it in the first place. F**ked up aint it! So that is part of my bad day.
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Bad Day...
so today has been a pretty bad one and i guess i just need to put some words down to try and get my head together... i have a neice who is 35 and is pregnant for the first time..she ended up in the hospital two nights ago..lost her mucous plug and went into labor...she is only 25 weeks so she is just going into her third trimester. anyway the took her by ambulance to a hospital about an hour away where they found she was dialated to 3cm. so they gave her meds to stop the labor and told her she would be there in the hospital for the next 10 weeks with nothing but bed rest...she cant even get up to go to the bathroom. well today her water broke and she has been in labor for several hours now dialated to 6 around 5pm yesterday last i heard. she said the baby weighs 2 pounds and since she is 25 weeks they are doing everything to try to save the baby. but the baby is in distress and last i heard they were searching for a heartbeat. wow talk about not knowing what to do...i hate seeing mich
Bad Day
Dumb Day! It's frickin horrible! I'm so sick of everything... I need to vent... I spend all day with a 4 year old and a 1 year old. I have no life. I have no job. I have no money. I crave adult conversation. I wish guys would notice me and not my body. My electricity got shut off today. It's back on now... I'm going to have the movie Flushed Away memorized by the weekend. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I'm lazy. I'm lonely. I miss Wisconsin. I feel useless. I feel worthless. I feel unwanted. I wish I could be happy with what I have. I'm picky. I'm hurting. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm always unhappy. I'm not looking forward to summer vacation. I wish I had a car. My washing machine broke. I'm bored...
Bad Decisions
“I’m twenty-six years old. You are the closest thing I have to a boyfriend. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am never going to get married. Don’t ask me to kill this baby, it may be the only baby I ever conceive. I am not asking you for anything except your blessing to keep it. If not for me, I know this couple who desperately wants a child and she keeps miscarrying—“ “I won’t have another man raise my child!” he snapped at her. “So you’d rather kill it? Is your ego really that fragile?” she challenged him. “You’re in love with this guy, don’t pretend you aren’t. You can’t be together so you’d give him the next best thing? I won’t have that! If you have this baby, you will keep it and I will help out in any way that I can.” “I won’t marry you.” She told him defiantly. “I wasn’t asking. You won’t have to. I’ll be around either way.” “You don’t have to, I can do this on my own.” She insisted. “You won’t. I know who you will turn to for help and it won’t be me.” “I can’t tr
Bad Day
I'm having a bad day someone please buy me a drink.
Bad Day At Work
Ive really had day at work. My boss yelled at me and had no right too. I may have a disability and may not be perfect. This have been going on for awhile. I do not like my boss nor get along with him, because he is rude and very strict. I seriously hate it very much. I just get frustrated because with our job we do labeling and numbers and such, I may not know much and am not PERFECT! I do have disability so what, but he has to understand where I stand and no right from wrong, but he doesn't need to yell at me and my friend and such when we do something all the time you know..what should I do? PLEASE HELP! LOVE YOU ALL!
A Bad Day
At 9 am I had to wake my boyfriend up because I had gotten sick and thrown up all over myself.He had promised a neighbor the day before to help him out.So after he got me cleaned he went over to the neighbors and dint come back to like 3 pm.All day I was throwing up and fell once.He didnt know untill he came back at 3.I know I shouldnt feel this way and be understanding but today was the first time since the accident that I felt like I couldnt count on my boyfriend and that somebody else was more important than me.
Bad Day! =(
Well the whole day has been just bad. First I wake up and notice that my sleep apnea machine is broken. So now I have to go to the doctor and get another one. :( Next, I come on here and just have to deal with some people who are not so nice. (none of my friends) Then, I just dont feel so well today, and been so tired. Plus this guy that says he likes me has not called me in like a week.... I miss hanging out with him and I dont understand what is going on. Oh, and one of my best friends on here *may* be mad at me? I dont know that to think.... I am just not having a good day and need some cheering up. Oh well, I guess there is always tomorrow. ^__^ Beckie
Bad Day
ok so I am bored as hell and need some entertainment. I have had a pisser of a day and need a pick me up so stop in say hi before I drink myself into oblivion! btw on web cam now for giggles if you wanna chat on yahoo for shits and giggles let me know!
10 Bad Drivers
Can you see what is wrong with each picture? If not you need to re-think driving. :}
Bad Day
I've been haveing problems with the lady.. See I just told her That i had feeling for my ex Boyfriend.. I loved him for 8 years.. Well she told me to get over him b/c he don't want me.. Anit I aloud to show my feeling about someone.. Maybe someday he will notice how much i love him and come bcak to me.. please help me out o this? I need some feed back.. Thanks *WildOne*
Bad Doctor
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities." He tells her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."
Bad Day Again......
No matter what I do I seem to hurt people. If I stay on the site I hurt people and if I leave I hurt people. Someone I really care about got hurt tonight and I don't even know what I did wrong. I am so lost. This song keeps playing over and over again in my head along with that little voice that a few know about. I don't want this rated, I don't want comments, and I sure as hell don't want to hear don't do it. I am a big girl and can make my own decisions. The voice tells me to cut and I fight it. I think now I am going to put my headset on listen to some tunes and try to adjust to the things that have happened today. I am not getting back on yahoo for the night and I dont know if I will have my shoutbox on on here. For those who get on later and want to know I took my mom to the doctor today like I said I was going to. They found and removed two palups. Hopefully it is nothing but you never know and we have a family history of colon cancer so I am worried about her and then I hurt a g
A Bad Day
This hit me all of a sudden...dont you hate how one minute ur kind of content, you know something is bothering you but you cant put ur finger on it? Man I was just sitting here and i started crying.... I was sleeping earlier and I had this bad dream. It was about my wuela and its like i was re living the day she died and the day of her funeral. Im getting close to the dates where last year we were spending all our time in hospitals, not knowing that we were gonna lose her no less than 3 months later. it seems like alot of people are getting sick and dying of cancer. Everytime i hear the word i wanna throw up. I know how it feels to watch someone die from that disease and it sucks...not only is it eating the person who has it but its eating at their loved ones. its a heartbreak...to me this heartbreak is worst than breaking up with that special someone who you thought was it. Your heart will eventually mend cause you knwo you can find soemone better. With my wuela dying that heart
Baddman(part 1)
I have been told i am a Badd Badd Man.... and she is so true... i have been told im a pig where i am not i'm a dogg,thats y i ware the dogg morph if u havent notice.... to start this out i think u all should know 2002 my ex wife took wat ment so much to me those were my babies....that is where it all beggins...i had to get them out of my head the best i knew how and that didnt even work... but here goes..i started on AOL n Yahoo meet anormous amounts of women hopeiing to free my mind of my children,never thought about wat i was really doing or who iwas really hurting...i try not to lie in my ventures but shit happens..i thrived on poisoning the brains of women and steeling their hearts just to get into their panties and help me forget wat ment the most to me....i recently then started a book thinking i could make tons of money off wat i was doing...but...in the behalf of women so they would know wat to really look for...but at the same time i was going to make it a double b
Baddman(part 2)
PLZ READ PART 1 first THANK YOU!!!!! ok.....here i am again.... i dont wanna become the man i have become wat i want is the to be the man thats on my profile,wat i want is to find my soul mate the women who makes me happy, the women who makes me jealous,such an ugly word and a terrible thing but its part of love take it or leave it, as well as the pain that brings tears to our eyes....i wanna find the one i can wipe those tears b4 they role off her cheak... the tears i dont wanna cuz r the real tears... Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. i have cuzed these tears i believe and i believe the damage has been done time n time again.... men have tears which i have recently discovered and not that of just their children but of a another one that might of been their soul mate their rib that was taken to create the woman the most beautifullest thing god has ever created.....we r all beautiful in our o
Bad Date
Bad Date Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."
Bad Day
Ok so today I had things I was going to do and people I was going to meet. Well everything fucked up and I am at the verge of crying.. I just need everything to go better soon or I am not going to do well the rest of the night... :( DevilGirl
A Bad Day
went to bed feeling shit,tossing and turn cant sleep,open my eyes from time to time with nothing but doom and gloom. woke up this morning sleepy and glum with nothing to look forward to in the day to come,body feels strange all twisted and numb, but no rest for me work has to be done,and life moves on,cant wait for night so maybe i can dream and not be alone
Bad Day
well lets see it all started monday night when the state police were here looking for my husband who i have no idea how they found out he was even back in michigan he had went to georgia in feb and came back just recently to get a second opinion on a brain tumor that was diagnosed to him(it was a shadow they saw in an eye infection)anyway, i dont really care that he went to jail but they picked him up at his job and he was fired they said that he lied on his application that he had a criminal record but i really dont think driving on a suspended is criminal but whatever. anyway hes in jail till he sees the judge he cant call me cuz i dont have collect and he has my food stamp card and some money i need and they wont release it to me... how in the hell will i feed my kids without foodstamps? oh that and he hasnt had an insulin shot in 2 days and they wont let him see the nurse till he sees the judge... no im not pissed yes i am...ok im going back to rating for to relieve my stress and l
Bad Dog!
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/13954177/detail.html Police Dog's Attack On Postman Baffles Department Mail Carrier Bloodied; Animal To Be Examined POSTED: 9:47 pm EDT August 22, 2007 UPDATED: 8:58 am EDT August 23, 2007 LEBANON, Ind. -- Dogs may be natural adversaries of postal carriers, but Joe Luckey couldn't have been prepared for an attack by a police animal. Luckey was working his route when Erik, the Lebanon Police Department's 7-year-old German shepherd, ran for him Tuesday, startling the mailman and the dog's handler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slideshow: See Postman's Injuries -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dog bit his face and neck and barely missed his jugular vein. "I was thinking, 'Boy, this is really going to hurt. I don't know how bad, but this is really going to hurt,'" Luckey told 6News' Ray Cortopassi on Wednesday. The do
Bad Day Or Just Me?
I am here working on another mix, and been working on designs all day as usual, but I notice I am doing more free work for those who claim they will pay but don’t. Or say they will do what they can to support and help and as much as I personally appreciate any time anyone gives to help. When does some one say enoug is enough and call it quits? Or am I just having a bad day? And i am not meaning everyone -- I knwo there will be several reading this thinking it means them -- but I am sure different situations make different reasons. I am just referring to those who I finalized my work for and bam never hear a word again and no reply back for payment or what they said they would. I am just having a bad day lol I guess........................ I do have to say there are some I adore because they do what they say and I have more respect for those people than anything and will do everything I can for them. Also don’t forget to vpte for your favorite DJ’s at djmag.com I did and i encourage
Bad Dog!
a fragrance wafted in the air down the cellar,up the stair the fragrance wafted through the house perceived by human,cat, and mouse it hung around then,burning eyes the children cringed,i heard their cries then mom came in ,with lysol armed to do battle with ,the scent that harmed she sprayed the air,the bad smell parted i blamed the dog..." 'TWAS HE THAT FARTED!" "would i lie to you?......." Copyright ©2004Andrew R. Thornton
Bad Day
Well after my morning nap I was going to start cooking and cleaning as were preparing for a busy weekend I sit down to check email and start some music I start to here some popping and hissing I turn thinking its Rockie (our dog) nope he starts to whine and crowl I then smell it the smell of wires and elect in the air I run to the power box and some thing told me to unplug the broken garbage dispoil and dish washer as I'm doing that I'm dialing 911 as we have an elec fire some here in the kitchen I then grab my wallet, leash, Rockie and bucket of dog food head out side where I tell 911 my address sadly Oahu Fire Department put a bad teast in my mouth as it took them 3 calls before they could get my address right and me screaming at them that my house is unfire or I thougt. Between calls to 911 I'm trying to get in touch of Miles and well his command dropped the ball he didn't get notice of my calls till nearly an hour after the fire department came and told me they can't find the probl
A Bad Day On The Job
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time
Bad Date
Ok...so the other night I hooked up with an old friend from years ago. I haven't seen her in about 2 years, or even talked to her in months. But, she comes into town, and through freak coincidence we manage to hang out. Now....I'm not one to dwell on the past, not in the least; however, from what I can remember of (lets call her) Suzy, it's going to be a great night. From my memory, we had some hot nights. She had some tricks, let me tell you what...and a deep, deep appreciation for some of my tricks. All in all, we had fun. Lots of fun. And when I ran into her, that glint in her eyes said she remembered what I did to her, and the smile on her lips said she remembered what she did to me. So immediately there is tension...this is a good thing, I'm expecting to get laid. I'll try to condense the evening for you all...check this out: 1st - movie. Great way to start off...right? Maybe some groping going on in the theatre, we used to always do that. So she decides to see Wild Hogs...the
Bad Day At Work=
Me writting a pissy blog entry. Fuckin' enjoy. Gonna be short,and in bullet form- *If you're going to talk shit on me, at least make sure I can't hear you or that you do it to my face. *Also, sorry I can do my job and you can't. *If you don't want to talk to someone anymore, you really should have the fucking DECENCY and COURTESY to tell them in some way. Fuckin' A you're an adult not a stupid 12 year old. This has happened WAY TOO MANY FUCKING times in my life, so maybe it's something I do or has something to do with the kind of people I attract I don't know. If I'm doing something you don't like then man up and say something. Whatever. I'm a fucking pussy and I seem to have more balls... Fuck off assholes.
Bad Day
Yep this is a rant... Ok first off I was denied medicaid. Now mind you I want to work but I have doctors who say I can't. There reason for denying me...I looked clean. WTF do I have to waller in the mud and get knocked up just to get help?! Effin Mexicans can come into this country illegally, can't speak a lick of English and get medcaid but you let an American ask for help and they are denied! I was so angry earlier I considered sitten on my front porch with a bb gun and shootin' at Mexicans for sport. ( I don't even own a toy gun *sigh*) They send our jobs down there and they come here and take the help alot of us need. Sorry if I sound racist but at this point I'm ready to call the White House and ask him to send anyone not born and raised in the United States back home! Ask him to worry about AMERICANS for a change. Well for weeks now I've been playing a trip to Colorado. And I've been working on getting my niece Hannah Montana Tickets...Well I was talking my friend who
Badda Bang!!!
“FULL BLOWN, POEM SEX” – Badda Bang….! ! ! by Trade Martin,2007. I want ‘Full Blown Poem Sex’……, It’s sweeter than phone sex……, Kind of like drone sex….., But you can’t just clone sex……, Still you can have lone sex…., Or do it at home sex……, And wherever you may roam sex……, BUT PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE F****** RESTROOMS….! ! !
A Bad Day
A Bad Day by lilrunaway© It was one of those days when nothing had gone right, and Murphy was working double time. My entire day was one disaster after another, people wanting my attention, phone calls, irate customers, equipment breaking, and not a moment to myself to think. i was finally able to escape work and as i was walking to the car it started to rain, not petite little movie rain drops but the cats and dogs kind, and me with no umbrella, figures. On the way home i got stuck in an hour long traffic jam and my cell phone battery died so there was no way to call. i end up walking in the door and hour and 45 minutes late, soaked to the skin, tired, and most of all, worried that You'll be upset with me. As i drop my bag in the hallway and take off my shoes i see You sitting on the couch waiting, watching me, an intense look on Your face and i know something is on Your mind. i immediately sink to my knees and crawl over to You, that look in Your eyes unmistakable. "
Bad Day Poem..
silver blade with the stinging kiss bright blue veins its hit or miss all the fear and the worry turn the bath water pink pills come out to play becoming numb is the game the pain for now is dead ones to many and a thousand is never enough sex is a bitch it hurts to much is over to quick sweet little words fueled by lust one minor slip a hearts trust is lost feeding is a sickness many loose control bring it back up released in burning to the bowl sleeping to escape the reality of it all the only wish of the suffering is if i should die before i wake i pray to hell this lost soul retake
Bad Day
Today started out kinda good. Husband got me a cup of coffee and then after an hour it just seemed as though he went down hill. He just kept getting really cranky and touchy and I dont understand if it is the withdrawls from alcohol or if its me. I try real hard to be a good person and a great mom but it seems like he really don't care anymore. He is always making really rude comments and he never seems to care what he says anymore to me or the kids. All he is concerned about is himself. I wish that he would just leave at times just so that I could find myself again after 11 years of hardship. I won't say that I didnt have good times, I did but it just seems like the bad over rules the good. I hope that things take a drastic turn here soon. I feel like I am in a bad soap opera and can't get free. I need some help I keep crying out but ya know my friends keep telling me advice on what to do but I am the one to do the dirty work and I really don't know why I am still in this si
Bad Day
A friend and I compiled these videos and we hope you like them.
Bad Drama Bad Bad Drama
why do people give such a rats ass about what random ass fools on a website think about eachother sure rates are cool but really seriously do you guys need to cause drama over a rate yeah there are people that just want to push buttons and rate people 1ns or downrate important pics do you know these people are you ever gonna see them face to face the answer im sure for more than most of you is gonna be no so WHY LET SOMEONES OPINION OF YOU THAT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA MEET AND DOESNT KNOW YOU BOTHER YOU live be happy smile and enjoy this website for what it is if someone is a "point whore" who gives a crap yeah im sure it would be super totaly awesome to be the #1 cherry on fubar but in reality and i understand some of you wonderful people in cyber space has lost the meaning of the word and i am also guilty of that so cheers but back to what i was saying it doesnt matter if people want to lie bitch moan whatever say mean things about you oh well it doesnt matter and are you really gonna le
Bad Day- I'm Pissed...
more ex hubby hate... Enema of sulphuric acid, and the brown spot resulting, you are the drip that doesn't drop, the steam in the toilet, and my world still won't end... I know you're not worth hating because you never were worth loving and you fall from me like a dead leaf from a living branch, as you crinkle dead and my life runs green vivid through me.. You couldn't bring me down, though I may fall to my knees, my head's still above water, my book is opening and yours is overdue.
A Bad Day For All
A Bad Day For All by Just Plain Bob © Author's disclaimer - all participants in this story are over eighteen years of age. * Angela Mellon had a very bad morning. It started with an argument over money with her husband Dave. She burnt the breakfast toast because the toaster stuck in the down position. When she stuck a knife in the toaster to push down on the release spring the toaster made a "pssst" sound and stopped working altogether. She dropped the pot to the Mr. Coffee on the floor and it shattered sending pieces of glass all over the place. When she tried to vacuum up the really small pieces the Hoover quit on her and she checked and found that the belt had broken. She got the spare belt out of the utility drawer in the kitchen and while trying to change the belt the screwdriver slipped and she stabbed the palm of her hand. "Shit!" she cried and threw the screwdriver across the room. "That's it! I'm not going to do another fucking thing today. I'm not even going to g
Bad Day...
People are assholes. No this isn't a recent revelation just an out right blurted out fact. People are douchebags of the highest order. Seems like I'm the only one with any tact (not now obviously) or consideration for other's feelings. Seems like all these dirtbags gravitate towards me just to irritate the holy living hell out of me. I don't get it. People are mean and I sit there and look at them like their from another planet. There's ways to tell someone something without hurting feelings or insulting them. I'm all for being blunt but do it with some tact, some class, some fucking finesse!! It's like there's this huuuge gap between me and the people in my life. No social skills, no manners, no concept of "other people"! Why? Someone please tell me where all these people came from that I'm the only one with some insight into how you're suppose to fucking act and treat people?!?! Can someone answer this cuz I can't fuckin figure it out. What kills me the most is how they don't get
Bad Day
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going?
Bad Day
Did you ever have a day that started out great and then went bad in about a matter of minutes??? I just had one of those days. If anyone that reads this a cowboy, meaning anyone that rides in the rodeo, I apologize now. But why can't people just get to where they are going on time and get the stuff taken care of. I have to secretary for a rodeo company and it is not as easy as it seems, especially when the stock contractor is indecisive. He says one thing, but turns around and does something so completely different. It drives me insane!!! Then I yell at cowboys and I really don't mean too, but it just happens. The fact that I am tired doesn't help the situation. ARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!
Bad Day
today was bad, my sons bag which had his diapers, wipes, my cd player/cds were in got stolen, my friend and i searched for 3 hours for it then we found it with nothing missing thank god so yah that was my day
Bad Day
so today was not a happy day. i woke up after a really bad dream to my ex all over me... not fun. it was one of those days when "no" just wasn't good enough. arguments happened. sleep didn't. not a happy start to my day. so i got up, took my friend to work and dropped my other friend's drum off and came home. the burger i had just eaten was not settling well and i was still really tired so i went to go lay down. But no, he wanted to talk. i talked for a bit but then i started to nod off, this displeased him. and so commenced the arguing. finally he shut up and called a buddy of his.i fell asleep... but 20 min later, in he storms in the room in a foul mood. again arguing... (only this time my phone goes through the wall, you should see the hole!) but harsher words were exchanged so i rolled over and slapped him, lightly on the back might i add... and he reciprocated... about 10 times harder. it hurt, it bruised. then he took my phone and called his buddy to come get him. i told him to g
A Bad Day All Together
i guess it true what they no matter how nice you are to friends it just no where at being good enough. but you know what as far as im concern i dont care anymore. so from now on im not wasting my time with people that doesnt have patient or people that spread rumors telling to my face that im not good enough so dont worry i will fix that someday. I am sick of provening myself to everyone that spread rumors
Bad Day
so lets start with i'm in the process of coming off of paxil. So that is becoming more of a bitch than i thought it would, i have read up on the withdrawl symptoms and it some what scares me but I know deep down i can handle it. Then after work today my husband of 7 years says he's not happy. He goes through this once a year or when he thinks i need to change something about myself. Its just this year with me trying to come off of paxil it is really getting to me. i love him but damn he needs to get over this self pity bullshit right now. I know it will be ok or atleast i hope it will but in the mean time it's driving me freakin crazy. I need some me time. I really don't feel like babing him right now, i need to be taking care of myself right now not him. I know i'm being a little selfish right now but i think i should be able to right now. I haven't ate anything today, which is one the reasons why i'm going off my paxil it has made me gain 50lbs. i'm use to only weighing only 105 and
Bad Day - Cases For Anger Mangement Classes
Bad Day
damn i wish i'd stayd in bed...my day was fuckd up...it started off blah b/c i wasnt feeling well when i woke up. I went to school and basically passed out in my accounting class. Than my dip class was boring as hell and pissing me off so i left. well i went and hung out wit my friend tara while she was workn.she had txt me out of no where this mornin askin how much i cared for my ex still i was like alot y? i though she wantd to hook up wit him or sumthin. well she told me about sum gurl he talks to who is bad news aparently put a guy in jail for falsely accusing him for sexual assult. he in jail for 2 yrs. well i been tryn to get ahold of him and no luck. o well well i went home and my car started actn funny and pissin out white smoke basically outr of my tailpipe. well my headgasket blew. and i jsut got bak my POS on saturday from bein in the shop for a wk. o well thats my luck...
Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol
Bad Day P2
Bad Driving Habits...
I was emailed some pretty gross pics of a car accident. I think if you have high school kids about to start driving, it is important to show and teach them that cell phones are not for driving... Also the smallest distraction when driving, can kill you... I almost got killed last summer while on Harley by a woman who dropped a pen while driving, bent down WHILE DRIVING to pick it up and came at me HEAD ON!! Needless to say after driving off the road, I turned around, caught up to her and finally got to have her ear when she got stopped at a red light.. She is lucky I did not slap the crap out of her for being so stupid!! A pen while driving?? Here is the link to the web page I put up with these pics... AGAIN they are GROSS!! Yet instructional.. http://www.winthelotto.net/cell_phone_driving.html
Bad Dreams
AS A LAY ME HEAD 2 SLEEP I WAKE IN A SWEAT WOUNDERING IF IT WAS REAL LOOSING ANOTHER CHILD CANT DO THIS AGAIN GOD TAKE ME NIGHT MARES
Bad Day Friggin Again
I had a bad day today because of some coworker stuff that happened a few weeks back. I need someone to tickle my back til I fall asleep. I need someone to cuddle up to and be close to right now. Lot of you may say well your married, ask your hubby. Well, honestly we don't interact much. We are not close. Emotionally it is dead. I have no comfort, no arms to come home to. So when I have these bad days, they stay bad days. Just for once I wish I had somebody who'd listen and comfort! Ok I am done bitching now
Baddest, Sexy Women On Fubar! The Queens Are Here In Demand For Fubar
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Bad Day
its been a long bad day here. im goin to bed... xo
Bad Days
i got up at 4 for work , drove in, worked, took lunch at 330 drove home and got called bck to work, so im sitting here 12 hours later still working. i'm tired and i just wanna go hide in bed now....
Bad Day
well parents seem to think i dont do shit in the house so they are talking my laptop away for awhile. i fucking hate this i feel like im a teen i know since i have to job right now and living at home again i have to go by there rules but wtf. when they are working i take care of my sis(i may bitch but still do it) and clean. but like always not enough. i just hate this i wish things were different. anyways ill stop bitching. and if u dont see me on much you know why hopfuly things will change. well byes
Bad Drivers
WHAT MAKES YOU GET SO ANNOYED WITH OTHER DRIVERS THAT YOU JUST END UP CALLING THEM A BAD DRIVER
Bad Day Turned Worse!
DAMN! As if today wasnt a bad enough day! R.I.P. Uncle Ronnie! But a dude that i used to have a crush on back in like um 2002 found me on here.. everything was fine. found out we both thought each other was good lookin but never said anything til just now, I have a man! & he makes me very happy, and he is engaged...but this morning, i have some random bitch from sum other state like a million miles away all up in my box screamin and cussin at me fer talkin ta him! 1.) i see no harm in talkin to him hes a friend! Nothing more nothing less! 2.) hes engaged, nothing romantic or what not going on between us, and if there is between him and her thats they business! she should like try and ask to see what the fuck is going on before she comes at me talking all kinda trash! stupid trick! DAMN!!! anywho! im done spouting off about that! Today at 2:15pm My Uncle Ronald Smaile passed away due to lung cancer that eventually spread beyond the lung and through out his entire body! Im glad that h
Bad Dream
We where heading home an it was snowing we where on the right hand side I was in the passenger seat Brittany was driving Ashley was behind me Brittany just about lost it an I freaked out a lil Brittany luafed a lil an was like I got it an the she corrected it an we where coming to a drop off on the side of the road an Brittany started to lost it an I said slow down please an she said I got it there was the side an she lost it we whent over an Brittany was screaming an so was Ashley we where going down hit front passenger side came back over I came lose an flipped on top an I came out the car a lil an I started to get out as soon as I got out an tried to see if I could get anyone eles out it started to slid agin I tried to hold it an couldnting so I got back in the car at that moment I knew I was going to die but I didn’t care I wanted to be with the ones I loved an make sure they where ok an I held on as best I could where I was in
Bad Day At The Office??
Bad Day at the Office? Hello If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a we
Bad Day
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call
Bad Day
well im having a bad day......so we all know now. Well today is my daughters 14th birthday and i miss her so much. her mother and i had a bad break up so it makes it hard on me to be around. i called her and wished her a happy birthday but it's not the same. i feel like total shit. I have no one new in my life and it's looking like the begining of a crappy year.
Bad Day At Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After ha
Bad Dreams
So i woke up with a bad dream again. I was very upset as usual in the dream. I was thinking why i keep having bad dreams. When i say bad dreams, its because those dreams makes me feel really upset. I wouldnt say sad, but more like "upset", mixed feeling of anger, pain, feeling betrayed, dissapointed....but mostly strong anger and pain. Those dreams are usualy on a prtty realistic setting too. There is no imaginaly animals or things like that. Im living life like everyday, with ppl i know or with just regular ppl. And bad things happens in my dream. Most of the time its bad cuz either i found out something bad, or someone do things to make me very upset, dissapointed, betrayed, hurt, anger...... Ive had dreams like "my BF was cheating on me" type of dreams quite often for the past few years and i still have that kinda dream even now we broke up, like this morning. Or someone close to me, like my family or my good friends were lying to me, or i get really mad at them because of t
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Bad Day Selfish People
I get to work this morning at 5;45am. I get a phone call from my Mom saying the doctors are only giving my cousin a week at tops to live. So I didn't say much at work. Then tonight at work this very selfish lady starts screaming at me because she was standby on a flight. That she was going to get on the flight no matter what. Wrong thing to say. I tried to explain the situation with the flight. All she carried about was getting the flight. I lost my temper and I never do when it comes to work because its not worth it. But this lady was so selfish and only carried about herself. I finial told her there where safety issue and then as i walked away i looked right her and said what make your life more importune and you getting home tonight? then the safety of other passengers and crew getting on this flight ? She didn't know what to say .I guess i made her think.
Bad Day
I wear glasses and contacts. Since I did not get my new contact scrip, I have been wearing my glasses a lot lately. Well I got out of the shower the other day and was getting dressed. I sat down on my bed to put my shoes on and not knowing my glasses were on the bed, I sat on them. Nothing like bending the frames. So now I do not have my glasses or contacts. At least I do not need them all the time.
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Bad Day
For all of you who are having a bad day, here is something to cheer you up...it's a crack up! Next time you have a bad day at work... Think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation Diver for xxxxxxx xxxxx in Western Australia. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Perth, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won! Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We ha
The Baddest Milf In All Of Fubarland Is Up For Auction!
Look who's up for auction!!! Yes, I know I said I wouldn't do it again but I couldn't pass up being in the SEXIEST auction on Fubar! So lets make this one in particular my BEST one yet! So drop by and BID, BID, BID on the BADDEST MILF on Fubar (a title I think I have HANDS DOWN hehe) and show me MAD luv! Auction AND Giveaway starts tonight at 11 p.m EST and will run for a week. Also I have a GIVEAWAY attached to it so please don't forget to stop by and check that out too! DISCLAIMER: As the owner of this auction/giveaway I will NOT be participating in the Giveaway section of the auction. I will ONLY be accepting bids in the Auction ONLY! I want all you sexi FU's to have a chance to win some GREAT prizes!!!! Click here for official Auction/Giveaway rules in my blog... Have FUN and don't forget to come by and BID on your Fav MILF :D PLEASE REPOST!!!
A Bad Day
OK so I am having a bad day...I have only felt like sleeping all day and doing nothing else. Yea so who cares I know. Yea we all have those days when you just don't care to do anything at all. Your day is just not what you expected or its just you want it to hurry up and get over with. Well thats been mine all day. I havent even answered my cellphone today which is very unlike me. I could care less who it is unless its my 2 boys. So whenever this little rut of utter misery and sadness is over I will back to normal and back to me again. I so need a vacation. I really do. I think being stuck here near my drama zoned out family 24/7 is getting to me. Yea I dont live with them but they all live here on the same street. Can't wait to get outta here....Thank god I am moving soon....
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A Bad Down Rater
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Bad Day #2
Sunday was not pleasant, lets just say i've felt pain quite like that my entire life, or have I ever quite sat on a toilet quite so many times. Ended up going to another doctor because the saturday pills hadn't worked. He prescribed antibiotics and painkillers (which were useless). I was crapping out so much blood yesterday (sorry) I went to A&E again, waited a coupla hours, got a finger up my ass (lovely) got some blood taken, waited another hour to find out all my organs were fine and I wasn't dehydrated and was sent home. As it turns out though I was so much better today it was unreal. Finally ate proper food again, slept properly and not on the toilet every half hour. So thanks for all the well wishes and may everyone have a good week.
Baddest Milf's Entry
Its about that time again peeps, and YES they are doing it BIG this time! If one wasnt enough, we have 4, yes I said 4 back to back Happy Hours by Fubar's FINEST! Don't think it gets any better than this? Well check this out... We have †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk† who is hosting his Happy Hour Tuesday at 4.pm. (PST). We need him to GODFATHER so go show him all that FU-LOVE and RATE, RATE, RATE! I think we can get this done peeps, so LETS DO IT! †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk†~FÕÜnðËr ÒF ß.H. ß*õWÑêРߥ RØnÅlÐÅnThØnŸ74@ fubar And of course we have the one you all know and luv, Chuckiiboo! He is a Prophet but I think he would look sooo good as ORACLE so lets hit him hard too! His Happy Hours are Tuesday at 2:00, 3:00 and 5:00 p.m. (PST) **Çhµckîîbºº**@ fubar Now come on, don't miss out on your chanceto love all this SEXY long time! 4 hours is more than enough time andbelieve me, these two can hang :D PLEASE REPOST!
The Baddest Milf - A True Godmother
To me a GodMother is one that provides support, love and nurturing to those that she loves. And the GodMother knows no bounds with her love.... There is on such person that deserves to be entitled GodMother, cause she already is in every action and deed she offers to others. My Bestie and Family Member, The Baddest MILF, is one of the AWESOME rollers on Fubar. Beauty, Sexy, Heart, Soul and Spirit that is what makes her so special. Go and give her love, she deserves the title for the deeds she already undertakes. Tell her Xena sent ya ....... she will luv you for all the luv you show her. A true Goddess. The Baddest MILF®@ fubar Thanks from the bottom of my heart ...... xxx
Bad Day Today
Today i found out that 2 of my friends that i grew up with was in a motorcycle wreck and tonya didn't make it and kenny it's very good he has 2 borken legs and bad head trama.....RIP tonya you will be missed and hope you make it thru kenny you and you'r family are in my prayers
Bad Day
From day to day i know that i'm in all your conversations.... You never have anything good to say about me.... Thats ok cause everyone's entitled to their own opinions.... Cause everyone's a critic, and even on your best days someone's got something bad to say....
The Baddest Milf Up For Grabs!
Okay I decided that if I was gonna enter another auction it might as well be a BIG PIMPIN one! I know I said it before but this may be my last (LOL) so come and bid on the sexiest, baddest MILF in all of Fubar Land :-) Click here to bid in Sultry's BIG PIMPIN auction Don't forget to show the hostess some luv! font font font font
Bad Day!!!
Went to play some Gears of War today with a co-worker today and the damn thing gave us it's wonderful Red Ring of Death. UGHHHH!!!! Now I won't have it for about a month!!! Just needed to vent about this.
Bad Day
Found out a couple hours ago that someone I once considered a close friend died yesterday. He was my best friend's ex. My friend tossed him out last dec - had issues with drinking too much and became very abusive, they were engaged and own a house together He was not nice to her and I held a lot of contepmt toward him for what he did to her In April he was diagnosed with liver disease and given a few months to live, longer if he quit, but he only quit a few weeks ago and a couple weeks ago he started calling and apologized to all of us, and said he had only a couple more months to live. He was trying to make amends with everyone, it was heartbreaking truly. But when he was being an ass he screwed her financially with the house and he was trying to fix it for her but died before he could sign the papers since no one expected this so soon and in the meantime he had given power of attorney to his ex wife and his mother who HATE my friend so even though the process was star
Bad Day Car Accident
My car is totally fucked! I got in an accident today (8/28/08 @ 1:45pm) with a semi. It was my fault, I was busy talkin with my friend in the car and didn't notice that the light had turned red. I'm so pissed off at myself and totally bummed about my car! On the good side, no one was hurt and it looks like it's just body damage on the car. I was able to drive it home and it drove straight and there was no noise from the engine. The hood is crumpled and doesnt latch, but it stays down. Both my quarter panels are messed up and my front bumper is trashed, more so on the passenger side bc I tried to swerve. I'll be posting pictures of it sometime later today I think. Guess I won't be needing that GPS on it now *sobs n cries*
Bad Day!!!
I am having a really bad day. If I didn't have a seizure today the medicine work lol.. Started off. I was just stressed so I went to the gym...After my workout I decieded to go for a awim to relax. Well i have a habit of picking things out the pool like leaves and paper stuff like that. Well I was swimming and i saw something at the bottom I picked it up...It was a tampon...a used one... GROSS...I called the owner out when she got outside, I said I don't know of you have a lost and found but I think someone lost something... She was not happy that made me laugh... So after my work out I go to Wal-Mart to get groceries...its packed everyone is in hurricane panic mode..Took me over 2 hours to barely get anything.Pleople are acting so crazy..AGHHHHH.. On way home some little idiot pulls out in front of me and i have to slam on my breaks. I was a hair from hitting him...He looks at me n shrugs shoulders.. I wanted to beat the hell out of him and his hodlem self. I get home, today was garab
Bad Day
Have you ever wanted a day to be over so badly because it was ffed up from the start?? That was my day today.
Bad Dayz
Ok, so my life is really strange. I have been thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend since like a year and a half ago. He just isn't what I need or want in my life. He is always either at work or in front of the Playstation 3. He refuses to get a better job, move(even in the same town), or even get his driver's liscense. I am 23 years old, and a few years ago, I decided to get on the ball with constructing my life the way I wanted it to be. I have lost 80 lbs, gotten pierced and tattooed(lol it was something I had to do eventually), began college, and I have recently gotten my driver's permit. Yesterday, I got a letter in the mail that said I owed a bank money. I called the bank, and it is physically impossible for me to have spent the money 4 states away from where I was, so now idk what to do, someone stole my freaking identity or atleast my debit card! Now the bank wants me to give them money! Today, three days after I got my driver's permit, I have been driving well. I ha
Bad Day At Work
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool
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Bad Dog
There were two extremely unhappy dogs, a collie and a cocker spaniel, in a vets office. "So what are you here for?", the collie said to the cocker spaniel. "Oh, I'm here because my master's mad at me for pissing on the carpet, he's going to put me to sleep" "Really?", said the collie, "My master's going to put me to sleep too, I keep crapping in his shoes". The two dogs were hanging their heads and bemoaning their fate when a german shepherd is put in a cage next to them. "What are you here for?" said the cocker spaniel. "Well, my mistress was coming out of taking a shower, and bent over to pick up her towel, well, I just couldn't resist myself, so I mounted her. "You did!" said the collie, " So, is she putting you to sleep too?" "Oh no!" said the german shepherd" I'm just getting my nails trimmed".
Bad Dream
I woke up from a bad dream to where I felt myself punching and kicking. That's what woke me up. I laid there thinking about the dream. I was upset. Upset about what was in my dream. No blood this time, but there was something else. I looked at my clock and it was almost time to get up for work. I laid there thinking, should I just get up or lay there. I ended up laying there. It's been a while since I had dreams to where I wake up punching and kicking. One time, I had this bad dream to where I woke up feeling myself kicking and punching, almost hitting Rich when I was sleeping on the couch. One time, I did punch him in the eye, but that was more of a annoyed dream I was having. Luckily he had his glasses on. While I showered this morning, I thought it was odd that I woke myself up that way. I'm used to waking up like that when I take my sleeping pills, most of the time that happens that way, but I've been out of sleeping pills for a while. I thought about my dream. The though
Bad Day Today
Ever have one of those days that you have your world come crashing down arund you? That was me today.. I was given good news the end of October that after looking for 2 months a company wanted me for a job position to fill. The only thing was with the budget cuts in the State they had to get approval to still offer the position so i sat and waited for 2.5 weeks knowing the woman and the department wanted me I started telling people i had it and got excited over it and looked forward to life getting better having two incomes again and feeling prodcutive WEll today i got the news that they cant offer me the position and that they are sorry So now i am right back where i started again I just sometimes wonder why i cant just catch the break Thanks for letting me vent Samantha
Bad Dream
I HAD A BAD DREAM,...THAT YOU NO LONGER CARED ABOUT ME,...I KNOW ITS JUST A DREAM AND PROBABLY NOT TRUE,BUT IF IT IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A DREAM TELL ME NOW.FOR I DO LOVE YOU.
Bad Dream Wake Up Ha Ha
I went to bed late last night around 5am. I actually woke up before my alarm. I woke up a couple times. Had a couple bad dreams. One had to do with stupid yucky spiders....ugh, nasty buggers. Then my other dream was about something that I'm not going to say but I woke up yelling "Everybody uses me!!" I opened my eyes and rich was just looking at me all confused. Bah...that dream was awful. But at least I'm up before my alarm.... ha ha...
A Bad Day Is Not The End, It's Just A Series Of Events.
I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible day. --Judith Viorst Some days, for all our good intentions, seem to go sour from the start. Maybe we're tired or feeling ill or preoccupied with a problem that seems insurmountable. Maybe we just got up on the wrong side of the bed. Living one day at a time means getting the most we can out of today. It also means we know today does not have to doom or dictate tomorrow. If we have a bad day today, that's all it is - a bad day. It does not mean we're bad or that the world is against us or that we might as well give in to our worst attitudes and behaviors since nothing is going right anyway. And it does not mean tomorrow will be a bad day, too. When we have a bad day - and everyone does - there are a few things we can do wh
Bad Day
okay well today sucked so bad i mean my husbands unit hates my guts, and quite frankly i hate them too but this deployment is killing me and all we keep doing is fighting, sometimes i think about cameron diaz and how she said that marriage is a dying institution. i feel like no matter what i do its just going to be talked about as another fuck up on my part. My husband refuses to stand up for me, he refuses to stand up to anyone with rank on their chest and i hate playing these games of politics. the best way to describe the army is like your college years with all the cliques and soroities, yeah just like that only about a thousand times worse. i am trying to hang in there
Bad Dates
dine and ditch ...lyrics *=chorus i met this girl about a month ago so i called her up she said she wanted to go *out for the night and i knew she wouldnt bite *so i hoped in my car and put the pedal to the metal than she called me up said it would be nice to relax for the night i had some cash i found a room and the price was right so i said *why dont you just meet me *at this hotel descretely *and well decide where to go from there so we layed down things were going right she had her credit card and asked if i wanted a bite so we headed off to the restorant with the red lite after the meal came she said she had to make a call than she steped outside but she never came back at all (yea she never came back at all)
Bad Dogs Have More Fun By John Grogan
Plot Summary: Bad Dogs Have More Fun is an unforgettable collection of more than seventy-five newspaper articles from The Philadelphia Inquirer written by former columnist John Grogan. Combining humor, wit, poignancy, and affection, these columns provide insight into the intriguing and wonderful world we live in. Whether it be writing about animals (from dogs to elephants to geese!), powerful and moving comments about his own and other families, trenchant comments on life's foibles and farces, or his interviews and interactions with people who are memorable and unusual in their own right, John Grogan makes us laugh--he makes us cry--he makes us think. My Comments: I absolutely love this author. He has a great sense of humor that makes you smile pretty much through every story in the book. He makes a lot of good points and it was a pleasure to read. Rating: 9/10
Baddest Body On Fubar Contest
ladies peep this after all three of my contest end on the first of january i will have a baddest body on fubar contest,So holla atcha boy if u wanna enter
The Bad Date
Ok so I've decided that before I meet anyone else again I need to talk to them on the phone first. This one time I didn't, and I paid for it! Here's a little background: I meet this guy online. I'd seen pics of him, and talked for a couple of weeks through text and IM. He was from NY- an area I'm familiar with, and black. I was supposed to meet him at AZ Mills Mall at 5 o'clock last night. I was running late so I called him to let him know. He sounded like Mos Def with a heavy foreign accent.Seriously, I don't know what it is but I must have had to say "what" nearly every single time he said something...which was not often. After I hung up with him, I called my sister and was like "If I text you then you have to call me at 6 and make up an excuse for me to leave!" I walked into the mall and he was waiting at the food court. He did not look like his pictures! He was much darker in person and his head was abnormally small! Anyway, I sit down and say "hi". We were meeting for
Bad Day!
I see people writing about boo hoo my car broke down and i cant go out, or boo hoo i am broke, but let me tell you......heres a bad day! It was my fault i will admit, but it so totally sucks all the same. I got pulled over 2 days ago and knew for sure i would get arrested for my own stupidity, lol. Luckily I didnt i just got a shit load of tickets. First off i am on probation for a dui over a year ago and it will be over in about 6 monthes, if your wondering, it was dui. So i was required to do some satop crap and they would give me my license. Did I, of course not, at least not yet, lol. So, i get pulled over for expired tags, no doubt, lol, he of course asks for license and insurance and heres where the trouble begins. I am looking for my state id and he asks me if i have a valid drivers license, i know i am so busted so why lie, and i tell him no and in the same sentence ask if hes going to take me to jail, lol. he says just to sit tight and he was going to run my id. He
Bad Dream
How odd is it that I was talking to a friend on here saying that I hadn't had a bad dream in a while and when I usually do, it's the same nightmare but different in some ways. Well, I had a bad dream this morning. Waking up way before my alarm went off for work. I didn't go back to sleep but just laid there, thinking about the dream and cried. These dreams are always so intense. Why is it that I always dream of them but different in some ways. Now I mean, it's basically the same nightmare all the time, but at different places. Same idea. Same shit. Just me being upset, frustrated with something. I always get into this huge argument or something. Most of the dreams leaves me harming myself or just when I'm about to slit my throat, I wake up or I don't remember the rest. The dream I had last night, I didn't do any harm to myself. Instead, I thought of someone which made me feel a bit better and pretended I was being held by them for comfort. I really hate these dreams. I
Bad Day In The Er.
You know it's going to be a bad day in the ER when... You show up for work and notice bars have just been installed on all the windows and there is now a metal detector at the hospital entrance. The paramedics in the parking lot are all using mops to clean up their ambulances and the EMTs are using a hose. The off-going shift has a hard time keeping a straight face when giving report, especially about Room 15. Your first patient of the day insists there is no way that she can be pregnant. She's crowning. Your next five patients and their families all scream at you in different languages, none of which you speak. Your next patient screams at you in a language you do understand, but you can't remember hearing that many obscenities strung together at once. The intoxicated 250 Kg. transvestite in Room 15 keeps trying to get your home phone number because you "are just too sweet." Your next patient has maggots but isn't dead. The hospital's attorney wants to
Bad Day
so i was at work to day and my boss yealled at me for like 2 hourz and then she left then my help was being t=stupid and treated me like shit then it was tyme to close and we got 15 orderz and i just trhey iped out and was about to quit then i got a smoke then it was all better and now i am home
Bad Day Turned Out Pretty Good
I was on here this morning and decided to go out for a smoke. When I came back the site was down. I was in the middle of talking to someone and they probably think I bailed on them. Then I get to work and am told that the new list of things to do every morning is somehow my fault. The one boss thinks that nothing was done Monday morning and I KNOW it was...I DONE IT. Anyway, that pissed me off. The rest of the day at work went fine. I come home and find out that my bed has been downsized. I now have a twin bed. That I'm glad about. I have more room in my room and this bed is a lot more comfortable. After I get the sheets and stuff on my bed I see my Dad walking up the sidewalk to my house. He's telling me how he was really happy that I stopped by and seen him. He's only here for one day and he chose to come see me, that makes me happy. He is still trying to get me to move to NC, lol. Telling me how they are building a new hospital and how I could get a job there. Really....
A Bad Day~
It was one of those days when nothing had gone right, and Murphy was working double time. My entire day was one disaster after another, people wanting my attention, phone calls, irate customers, equipment breaking, and not a moment to myself to think. i was finally able to escape work and as i was walking to the car it started to rain, not petite little movie rain drops but the cats and dogs kind, and me with no umbrella, figures. On the way home i got stuck in an hour long traffic jam and my cell phone battery died so there was no way to call. i end up walking in the door and hour and 45 minutes late, soaked to the skin, tired, and most of all, worried that You'll be upset with me. As i drop my bag in the hallway and take off my shoes i see You sitting on the couch waiting, watching me, an intense look on Your face and i know something is on Your mind. i immediately sink to my knees and crawl over to You, that look in Your eyes unmistakable. "i'm sorry i'm late Sir, my day was awful
Bad Day
sometimes you are the cat and sometimes you are the bunny
Bad Day
This is where I get to write anything I want? Love that! Ok- so today is NOT a good day. Yesterday wasn't so great either. I am intelligent enough to know that this is situational depression/anxiety. Maybe intelligence doesn't have anything to do with it. Probably more like experienced enough to know. Doctor wants me on drugs... not the good kind mind you. No narcotics to actualy give me a boost, some energy, something to make me WANT to get out of bed! Noooo.... she wants me to take the crap that makes me calm. Yes, it does stop my heart from racing but sometimes it makes me just not give a flying rats ass about anything. What is so difficult about being honest? BTW- I am a quote maniac and this is MINE (don't steal it uness you give me props)      "Each persons reality is merely their perception but perception is             much clearer when the TRUTH is known." I understand holding something back if you might crush someone with the truth. But people, there are ways to get your
Bad Day
Hey everybody, If you all think that you have had a bad day, then after you read this blog then you might think differently. Lately i have been looking for a job, but havent been able to find one. I keep filling in applications and checking in about them but it seems like no one wants to hire me. I live alone with no income whatsoever. i am lucky when friends and family give me food. i also get a food basket once a month from a local church but it doesnt come until almost the end of the month. right now i am running really low on food and i have no money. lately i have been collecting cans to make a little bit of money. right now i have no minutes on my cell phone. i have no power at home. i have to gas to cook anything on the stove. i go to bed early cuz i get bored and am lonely. i also have no running water. i go to my sisters to take a shower. i get my drinking water from the local park. I also have 2 kids but luckily they live with their mother because i cant afford to take care
Bad Day
I have a headache. Some days you just wish you could come home to someone, get a massage and have someone make the darkness of the day fade just that little bit so when you dream it doesn't hurt as much. But when you can't do that, you load up Grand Theft Auto, and you fucking kill some shit.
Bad Day.....agghh
Ever had a really bad day that lasted more than a day lol.  I been having one of those this last week lol.  My AC went out on my van and with 3 little ones and over 90 degree heat and errands like crazy that is never fun. My husband was offshore so it was hard to bring to get fixed. I needed it so I couldn't be without it. We had a weeding to go to 3 hours away do I didnlt want to drive in the heat all dressed up. So my mom was like meet me 1/2 way the day before the wedding I will take your van you take my truck. My truuck had AC. She also live 3 hours away. It was ok if we sweated the day before just not all dressed up. She said she would take my van to get fixed she had another wya to get to wedding where she did not havd to go in hot van. OK we thought problem solved. So we thought...... So we go to the wedding yesterday. Was nice we had fun. We head on after wedding there is a back up in interstate do to some construction so we take some back roads home.  We are in my moms truck s
A Bad Day At The Jail
Andrea gagged as Vicki pushed her pussy against her face. "Suck me if you want to breathe." Vicki said above her as she mashed her pussy against Andrea's struggling face. Andrea had been sent to this prison after being sentenced to 5 years for killing her abusive husband. When he had hit her the last time, she had slammed a knife into his chest, right through his heart.Andrea had married Mark Sinclair when she was 18, now 10 years later she is being smothered by another woman who wants her to suck on her. Not exactly how she pictured her new life. At 5í8î and 130lbs, Andrea had always considered herself an independent woman. She thought she would be able to defend herself if the need ever arose.She had barely been pushed into the cell by the female guard and the door slammed shut when she was thrown roughly onto her back on the bottom bunk. She had moved to get up, but had the breath knocked out of her when her roommate suddenly sat down on her chest. "Ooooooffff. ..Get o
Bad Day Turned Good!!
Sorry to my friends for being so flippy today..   Life's shit had me down   My dad came over and actually made me laugh.. hes a dork like me   I want to thank all my friends for putting up with my craziness...   Im bringing back theme day.... I love to hate you all Wicked
Bad Day
No idea why or what happened to cause it but I've been depressed all day!  So tired of the crude shoutbox comments and point whoring and such.  We ALL are  trying to level ppl! lol...I was told recently that most ppl on here lie about their lives.  All I can do is be myself.  Like me or hate me, I am very real, whether here or any other place you meet me.  I made the decision today and removed my nsfw pics.  I have no problems with anyone having them but at this point in my life, I want to be liked for who i am and not for the size of my breasts.  Anyway, I just needed to release a little frustration I guess. 
Badder Then John Freaking Wayne
NARRATIVE NOMINATING SSG DAVID BELLAVIA FOR THE MEDAL OF HONOR DURING OPERATION PHANTOM FURY FALLUJAH, IRAQ On the night of 10 November 2004 Third Platoon, A Company, Task Force 2-2 IN near OBJ Wolf in Fallujah, Iraq, was ordered to attack to destroy six to eight Anti Iraqi Forces (AIF). 1LT Edward Iwan, the A Company Executive Officer, had identified six to eight AIF who had entered a block of twelve buildings. These AIF had engaged A55 and tanks from Team Tank with automatic weapons and rocket fire. Having a 25 mm cannon malfunction, 1LT Edward Iwan cordoned off the area and called Third Platoon to enter and clear all buildings until the AIF were killed or captured. The first nine buildings yielded many AK47s, Rocket Propelled Grenade launchers, rockets, assorted ammunition, and flak vests. When they came to the tenth home, SSG Colin Fitts, 1st Squad Leader, led his squad of soldiers into the house, with four soldiers from SSG Bellavias 2nd Squad. SGT Hugh Hall, 1st Squad, B Team
Bad Day
you know them days when everything seems to be going fine, then shit hits the fan. my work calls and wants me to go fill in for a few days on another boat... like right then...on thier way to pick me up. i have my kids and cant just go, the ex is at work...(i could use the extra money and all)...my ex wife starts flipping out on me cuz she had plans to go to new orleans and then i go to check my bank account and the fucking landlord never cashed the security deposit chech two months ago... so suddenly im short when i thought i was catching up on my credit card balance...grrr now ill be over drawn. my kids are grouchy today and fighting with each other since dinner and thats about when all this slapped me in the face. i needed to get that off my chest... so grrr
Bad Day--r.i.p Big Brother
today has been a fairly messed up day for me Oct 9 my brother steves bday or would be Oct 10 he passed away. Ive put myself through alot of emotion today when in reality I miss my brother. He was a great guy always positive always wistling or singing a tune. i just feel so lost today--Miss you big brother!!
Bad Drive Was Hard Now Its Soft
Hard drive gone badThe most common problems originatefrom corruption of the master boot record, FAT, or directory.Those are soft problems which can usually be taken care ofwith a combination of tools like Fdisk /mbr to refresh themaster boot record followed by a reboot and Norton disk doctoror Spinneret.The most common hardware problems are a bad controller, a baddrive motor, or a bad head mechanism.1. Can the BIOS see and identify the hard drive correctly? Ifit can't, then the hard drives onboard controller is bad.2. Does the drive spin and maintain a constant velocity? If itdoes, that's good news. The motor is functioning.3. If the drive surges and dies, the most likely cause is abad controller (assuming the drive is cool). A gate allowingthe current to drive the motor may not be staying open. Thedrive needs a new controller.4. Do you hear a lot of head clatter when the machine isturned on and initialized (but before the system attempts toaccess the hard drive). Head clatter would in
Bad Decisions Make Good Stories
1.Bad decisions make good stories. 2. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each handthan take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying tofinish a text.. 4. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to thespread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it and gotta take a drink. LOL. 5. Was learning cursive really necessary? 6. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". 7. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a completeidiot. Today I had to spell my address andsaid "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" 8. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road andinstinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. 9. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sureI know how t
Bad Day
well its offical i have had one of them days you just wish that you never lived on this shitty earth. when all that seems to happen is everything falls apart around you. well not for me i got woke up at 8:30 in the morning to be kicked out of my home. wow what kind of dbags do that to someone without any warning at all!!!! FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND ALL THEY ARE ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Drivers
I hate bad drivers. they clog more than the road, they clog life, the planet, the future, the ever living peace of mind we all want. Thank You for your time.
Bad Day
Having a really hard day today... My daughter hasnt spoke to me since the day before I had knee surgery back in July.... At that time I found out she had done coke and we both had choice words for one another. I am dying inside not knowing how she is doing. (she will be 21 in feb) Today I drove past the place I last heard her to be staying and she wasnt outside so I was going down the block to turn around and I seen her on the porch of those where she did the dope. That killed me, I just kept driving. My heart is breaking, I want to pull her in and protect her yet there is not a damn thing I can do.   The other thing bothering me is I turn 40 this month. Now there havent been any other birthdays I have had issues with but this one makes me feel like my life is 1/2 over. I know tacky buy seriously.....   I am just havin a bad day all around :(
Bad Day....
no one reads this right?   anyway had some bad weather , result : minor roof cave in. insurance company's retort? non. just replaced the motor in my car window last month, today the other one decides to die. fantastic. im sick... cough. cough. just one of those days you want to fade into the backround.
Bad Day
There I was sat in my favorite pub with a cold beer after the day from hell at work. The day started OK will as OK as a Friday in my hell hole of an office. I am the sales manager for a small car parts supply company, I am OK at my job not great but I get by. I am 5 ft 10 tall, a little bit of a belly on me. I don’t look to bad for a thirty one year old man; I have most of my own hair. We lost a major client today and I am going to get it in the neck on Monday from the boss. But it’s the weekend now and I am going to forget it all for two days. So here I am drinking my beer and waiting for the night to pick up a little. You never know maybe I will meet someone tonight. I looked up and at the other end of the bar looking as pissed off as me was my assistant Ashley. Ashley has been my assistant for a couple of years and I couldn’t do my job without her. She is gorgeous with shoulder length blonde hair, blue eyes. She is a little shorter than me at 5 ft 7 ish. One thing
Bad Examples Of Moms (from The News)
This is why I don't watch the news too often: In Cleveland a mother was charged with child endangerment. Her apartment caught fire. When asked by the firefighters if there was anyone else in the house she said no. It was disocvered that her two or three children (I don't remember how many she has) were in the house. Apparently the woman had been passed out drunk. The story disgusted me so I stopped listening to it. A woman in Lorain County (I think)was supposed to be on trial for neglect. She had 3 kids...a 3yr old, a 1 and a half year old and a 6wk old. The younger two children starved to death. The oldest survived by eating raw macaroni and rice. So this woman was found mentally incompetent to stand trial and has been sentenced to time in a mental health facility. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but you've got to wonder what these women were thinking. True it was found the second has a mental condition. But didn't family or friends think something was wrong? If some
Bad Eastr's Weekend!!!!!
My parents just left for thier breakfast with his best old friends and they forget o closed up their garage and somehow or `someone came in our garage and stolen my $3,000.00 bike and I got so mad at my parents for left opening garage door!! I told them WHY id you left and opening?? but m father got so mad about someone coming in our garage!!! I hope so I can get back my bike or can't? But I have old on 19 New Brand MT bike untill I get house Ins CO. send me out a check for $1850.00 then I will tell ebay seller that I wants to buyig that bike!!! But costly me lot! But I think people are so SICK-O and IMMATURE!!! I have hard time to sleeping because paid bike for $3,000.00!!! WTF WHY do they takes my bike??? thank you for reading!!!! I HATE EASTER'S DAY means LOUSY HOLIDAY!!!! I hate being bored single!!!!
Bad Eyes? Or Trick? ;-))
Bad Example
I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example.
Bad Excuses For Speeding
Bad Excuses For Speeding Body: 1. "This is my tryout for Nascar." 2. "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." 3. "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!" 4. "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV." 5. "Cause those Gorditas rule." 6. "Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver." 7. "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go." 8. "Umm..I'm drunk?" 9. "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"
The Bad Ending.
My sister is on the phone right now and we are talking about Castlevania. It's funny because if you beat certain parts and you're not supposed to, it saves the game and you have to figure out how you're supposed to really do it. Sis calls it The Bad Ending. I feel like I'm in a really messed up fairy tale lol
Bad Escort Girl Hollywood
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Bad Eating
Apparently Dunkin Doughnuts is giving away a free doughnut today with a purchase of coffee. Nice job Dunkin Dougnuts, you're encouraging unhealthy eating to build your business. Who cares if it leads to obesity, diabetes, and heart attacks, right? You're making money!
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Bad Fish
if you eat the fish it will kill you so don't eat the fish
Bad Fucking Day!!!!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really ba
Bad Friend,, O.k. Friend,, Good Friend Or Great Friend?
Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved 1-3 u r a bad friend 4-6 u r a ok friend 7-9 u r a good friend 10-& ^ u r a great friend Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND____
Bad Fly
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"
Bad Feelings...
SO SO SO torn between what to do....i know that i am not happy...I know that i probally will never be...I have my moments in time...But i know that making me happy is my number one thing anymore..I alway made everyone else happy before me...I have had so many people use me, and down right do me Dirty!!I use to have such a big ol warm heart, those grimmy people turned my heart cold...I still am a good ass person, just less naive i guess...maybe sometimes not even that cause i still have faith in some....I don't want to hurt no one, i don't want to inflect the pain people have on me...The only persons i am really worried bout taking care of at this point is ME, and my lil girl, and my bestfriend....I know at this point the love i had for him has faded...i know that maybe it wasnt even "in love" more like "in lust" He was something i always wanted, but i had to wait so long to get...I think i wanted it cause i couldn't have it...isn't that how life always is...I think i should speak up ca
Bad Friend :-(
So I have been negilgent in my friend duties -- rating and commenting especially, and I apoloigize. I promise to make it up this week as best as I can. I's love to hear from you too :) Stop by and drop me a line, let me know how you're doing, and start conversing ;-) You might even like it a little...LOL
Bad Feeling
well when i 1st found out that my 16 year old sister was moving out the house i had a bad feeling about it. and i never told her. And one day she came to my house and she just seemed differnt....kinda seemd like she was strung out on some kind of drug. it kinda freaked me out ya kno but anyways my mom and i got a call at 430 this morning sayin that her house caught on fire. just because my sisters boyfriend got mad cus people were smoking in his room. so he went down stairs and lit a paper plate on fire and when he went back up stairs het thought he put it out. then 5 mins later the heard a big boom and the basement caught on fire cus the plate that was on fire didnt go out. so the police called here and the fox 4 news was out there and they had it all on the news. but my reason for writting this is becaus the ppl my sister are hangin out with are bad news from what i heard and i dont think she should be hanging out with them. but i dunno how to tell her that she shouldnt be hangin ou
Bad Fish
When you grab a hold of me You tell me that I'll never be set free I'm a parasite, creep and crawl I step into the night. Two pints of booze Tell me are you a badfish too? Are you a badfish too? Ain't got no money to spend I know the night will never end Lord knows I'm weak Won't somebody get me off of this reef Baby your a big blue whale Grab the reef when all duck diving fails I swim but wish I never learned The water's too polluted with germs I dive deep when it's ten feet overhead Grab the reef underneath my bed Ain't got no quarrels with god Ain't got no time to grow old Lord knows I'm weak Won't somebody get me off of this reef Ain't got no quarrels with God Ain't got no time to grow old Lord knows I'm weak Won't somebody get me off of this reef
A Bad Fake (by Jd)
...hey its been awile since I outed a good fat fake. This one's pretty good and has actually managed to get some salutes approved. How I don't know. But it happens. Stupid people spend money on shit that's always too good to be true...click the link to see..repost to inform.. click here... More reality of just how dumb people are bought to you by: Johnnydevil@ fubar
Bad Fucking Day At Work!!!!!!
Why is it some adults live to hurt someone...? I mean damn out side of the mumms I am a nice person... I do my job well, take care of my children, clean my house and occassionally make love to bob....*sigh..... I feel like I am the one trying to hold every thing together, making sure not to step on any ones toes ( I would prob crush them ) and try to make sure that they feel good about them selves...I am really not sure what the hell it is I am supposed to do... I am just me...Carly, plain and simple. You either like me or you don't I really don't care. But, there comes a time when you look some one straight in the face and say..."FUCK YOU"!!!! I am almost 38 years old I just graduated from college last June...My mother was there watching me, and afterwards I gave her my cap...any how... Let me get back on track...I am working for my sister and her husband running their business... and his brother is a royal jerk...Today in front of a customer he said ..."Well shes not much but she'
Badfish
Badfish-sublime
Bad First Date...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he would like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, a
Bad Fish.
I'd put you in my arm if you were bad for me.But you're more like eating all my vegetables.I could grow up so big so strong.Just remind me to smile once in a while.And I promise I'll remember that true love is more than jamming your meat pocket with liquid me. I wish that wasn't such a great place to conclude.But you're all I have to look forward to.How sad is that?A fistful of lead, a mouthful of goldand all these words dripping off the pagelike scattered gamecarrying with each one a lasting desireleft unnoticedcrinkling in the soot breeze and glow. French fries and strawberry shakes.Window light, and dawn's first break.Notes passed stealthily by schoolyard agents.A punch in the arm.A sonnet littered sunday picnic. Or a man on self-destruct. Sorry its the best I can do...  
Bad Girls
Bad Girls
Bad Girls Toys
Our sextoy tester discovers a novel use for a Craftsman screwdriver that leaves her wide-eyed and legless Dear Craftsman, It is with great satisfaction and some soreness that I sit down and write this letter. I’m pleased to inform you that the durability and efficiency of your screwdrivers, together with their ergonomic comfort ball design, has resulted in possibly the most amazing experience I’ve ever had with any of my boyfriend’s tools. However, the experience was not without its drawbacks, as will become clearer later. Whilst checking my email last Thursday, I came across a most unusual letter from an Internet company promising to increase the size of my penis. Since I currently lack a penis, I thought to myself, “That will be a feat, indeed,” and innocently clicked the link, curious to discover how one could enlarge something that isn’t there. To tell the truth, I was also looking for some pictures, because the only penis I’ve ever seen belongs to my boyfriend and he on
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