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Baldy
Scared and confused, doesn’t know what to do Seeks the shelter of the pack, and is led around like a fool Guaranteed a utopian kingdom to rule As soon as they get rid of the Blacks, Spanish, Arabs, and Jews Black bomber jacket, white laces in big black boots This is the uniform of fresh recruits Used and aimed like well oiled tools Nigger means ignorant And the nigger is you

Baldar's Death
Well now some of you might not know it but the Gods can be injured maimed and yes Killed!Wow well here my freinds is the Saga of the God Baldar's death. Baladr is the son of Odin and Frigga and by all a counts the biggest hottie in all the nine worlds every woman alive wanted to be with him! and every male wanted to be his best friend!In other words he was HOT! But one nite as he was sleeping he had this werid dream. So he went to his Mom Frigga and said Mom I had this weird dream and in it I get killed! So Frigga says dont worry sweetie ill take care of it. So she asks every being every thing God Giant even that trickster Loki agreed to never ever kill Baldar!But yep here comes the but she forgot the Misteltoe that grows on the oak ! Opps and you guess it Loki saw this and put it back in his schemeing brain! Well Frigga calls all the Gods together and annouces that NOTHING CAN HARM OR KILL BALDAR! Well natualy the Gods gotta try this out so they do there best to kill Baldar and n

Bald Britney Gets New Tattoo In L.a.
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald. Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo — a pair of red and pink lips. "She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist." Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside. "She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up." The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab. Larry Rudolph, Spears' ma

Bald?
OK, I HAVENT BLOGGED IN A WHILE, SO I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL. IN A CONVERSATION AT WORK THE SUBJECT OF SHAVED PUSSYS CAME UP. HOW OR WHY? I DONT KNOW. IT WAS INTERESTING TO FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE FELT ABOUT THIS. SOME WEMON DO IT JUST BECAUSE. SOME BECAUSE THEY FEEL IT'S CLEANER AND MORE SANITARY. SOME DO IT FOR THE GUYS, THEY FEEL IT MAKES THEM SEXYER. 4 OF THE 5 GUYS AT WORK PREFER A WOMAN WHO SHAVES, 1 LOVES THEM HAIRY, "THE MOR HAIR THE BETTER". 1 BISEXUAL WOMAN ALSO STATED SHE LOVED A SHAVED PUSSY. WELL BEING THE SMART ASS THAT I AM, AND JUST TO SEE WHAT KIND OF REACTIONS I GOT, I SAID WHAT ABOUT MEN WHO SHAVE. THE WEMON GOT A CURRIOUS LOOK ON THEIR FACES AND ADMITTED THEY HAVE NEVER HAD A MAN THAT WAS SHAVED, BUT THAT THEY THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE PRETTY COOL TO TRY IT. THEY GUYS OF COURSE BELLOWED OT, "I AINT SHAVIN MY BALLS FOR NO ONE". I OF COURSE ASKED, "WHY NOT?, YOU LIKE FOR A WOMAN TO DO IT FOR YOU, WHY WOULDNT YOU?" THEIR NO'S WERE VERY STRONG AND THEY WOULDNT BE SWAY

Baldoon Castle
The ruins of Baldoon Castle are located just outside Bladnoch, Scotland near Wigtown. Traveling down the only street in the one horse town of Bladnoch, visitors cross the river bridge. They take the first road to the left and travel only a short distance to the gateway of Baldoon Mains. The ivy-covered ruins of Baldoon Castle lay just beyond the old gate. This historic castle was owned by the Dunbars of Westfield from 1530 to 1800. Although the ruins are now deserted, you can still feel a heaviness of heart as you walk onto the castle grounds. The ghost of Janet Dalrymple Dunbar is reported to haunt the castle. In the mid 1600’s, Janet, the eldest daughter of Sir James Dalrymple was betrothed to David Dunbar, heir of Sir David Dunbar of Baldoon. As was the custom, the marriage was arranged by her parents but Janet’s heart wasn’t in it. She loved Archibald, third Lord Rutherford, even though his family was virtually penniless. Janet’s parents had no use for poo

Bald Chicks Rule
http://www.newsday.com/ny-hscol1219,0,6507919.column 'Bald Chicks Rule' and the other laughs Lauren Terrazzano | Life, With Cancer December 19, 2006 My friend Amy routinely uses humor to diminish the angst of going to see her cancer doctor. During an exam one day when he asked her to remove her shirt, she replied, deadpan: "Aren't you going to buy me a drink first?" He turned red; she cracked up. And so did I when we swapped tales months later at a diner over our stranger-than-fiction moments in oncology. This is not to say cancer isn't a miserable disease with enormously dark moments. It is. There are some days I make Sylvia Plath look well-adjusted and chipper. And there are some days I want to put my hand through a paned-glass window. But then there are days when things aren't so bad, when I laugh at how absurd it is that I probably have enough hospital wrist bands to stretch from Maine to California. Humor is empowering. Levity can pop up in the most un

Bald Eagle
Bald Eagle's Wisdom Includes: Swiftness Strength Courage Wisdom Keen sight Illumination of Spirit Healing Creation Knowledge of magick Ability to see hidden spiritual truths Rising above the material to see the spiritual Ability to see the overall pattern Connection to spirit guides and teachers Great power and balance Dignity with grace Ability to see the "big picture" Connection with higher truths Intuitive and creative spirit Respect for the boundaries of the regions Grace achieved through knowledge and hard work

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Baleadas
March 2, 2009 - Pigeon Caye, HondurasThe cafe is unmarked, in an unpainted concrete building. I recognize it only by the yellow door-frame, the handwritten menu taped to the wall. The woman who runs the cafe, Maria, speaks only Spanish. So I stumble by, haltingly asking for dos baleadas and café con leche, throwing in ample por favors and graciases. "Uno más café?" I sputter, trying to ask for another coffee."Un más," she corrects me, politely, smilingly. She is tolerant. And her coffee is good.Her grandson is here, sitting in a little plastic chair in a corner of the tiny kitchen, patiently watching her cook. He looks to be about a year old, with dark hair, dark skin, and tiny, sweet features. Maria looks away, and he totters over to the swinging door that separates the kitchen from the dining area. He sees me, his eyes light up, and he babbles. Maria laughs and scoops him up, places him back in his chair. He wails. When I peer around the corner and smile at him, he stops crying. H

Balenciaga: "une Nouvelle Exantigua Maison"
Si quelqu'un avait promis Nicolas Ghesquière en 1997, quand il a rejoint Balenciaga, qui en quelques années devenu la voix la plus respectée et influente de la mode, nous supposons qu'il ne l'aurait pas cru. Mais si la semaine dernière, cette même personne aurait juré que Ghesquière quittait l'entreprise, directement, il aurait pris pour un fou maison pas cher . Eh bien, le 30 Novembre sera payé un divorce qui se termine par la relation de 15 ans entre la maison et le concepteur. J'ai lu une déclaration que PPR, le propriétaire de l'entreprise multinationale, a envoyé lundi à midi: "La maison Balenciaga Nicolas Ghesquière et a annoncé la décision commune de mettre fin à son emploi." Le message est si laconique et énigmatique qui est cruel pour un public de fashionistas qui, à cette époque, ou pleure incontrôlable à des nouvelles ou spécule sauvagement sur les raisons ou les deux. Jusqu'à présent, dans le monde (de la mode) en tandem PPR Ghesquière a été l'une des rares certitudes, l'

A Baliffs Demand
A Baliffs Demand by RapeMeister © Alan Dickson had worked for H.C. Bailiffs for four years now, this Tuesday morning he had a new recruit to train. Paul Wilson, a twenty four year old lad from around the corner, he had a normal everyday job as a postman, but just wanted some extra cash to go towards a car he was after. Alan introduced himself and informed Paul that while they were outside the office he was to be referred to as Porkchop. "I think I'll tag you Chunky, as your a large lad" Alan continued. "You never want a client to know your real name. You might meet `em in a pub one day and they kill yeh". Porkchop informed Chunky. Once they had arrived at the first house, Porkchop checked the paperwork thoroughly. "Mr. Charles Carrington Esquire. 35 Almighty Avenue". he said out loud. They both exited the car and headed for the front door, Porkchop stood slightly forward and announced himself as the door opened. "H.C. Bailiffs, Maam" he said to the lady wh

Baliely Baliey Baliey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE MOST STUPIDEST MOFO I HAVE EVER MET. HES IN MY SHOUT BOX AGAIN COMPLETELY FORGETTING THE FACT THAT HE HAS CALLED ME A CUNT BECAUSE I WONT YAHOO WITH HIM. THIS HAS TO BE HIS THIRD PROFILE.. I KNOW HIM RIGHT AWAY WITH OUT EVEN HAVING TO REPLY TO HIS SHOUT.. CAUSE ITS THE THIRD TIME HES USE THE SAME EXACT OPENING LINE WITH ME.. (QUESTION FOR YA) Da Sox: question for u ok? YA SURE KISS MY AZZ REJECT. GOD.. THIS IS A NUT JOB IN A HALF WHAT IS HE STILL DOING HERE? TO SEE WOMEN HIS FRIEND LIST JUST BLOWS ME AWAY.. WHAT ARE THESE WOMEN THINKING.. BLOCKING THIS FREAK DONT DO NO GOOD. LIKE I SAID THIS IS THE THIRD TIME HES IN MY SHOUT AND ITS WITH A THIRD PROFILE. OMG BALIEY I GOT HIM THIS TIME FOR YOU HUN GO GET EM GIRL.. Da Sox@ fubar

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Balkinization
(Originally Posted on June 30, 2006)Here's something interesting about Bush's administration's philosophy from Jack M. Balkin's blog Balkinization: Axiom 1: We are good people.Axiom 2: Our enemies are bad people.Axiom 3: Anything that helps good people beat bad people is good. Corollary 1: Whatever we do to beat our enemies is good.Corollary 2: Whatever hinders us from doing what we do to beat our enemies is bad. Theorem 1: Anything that makes us look bad is false. (Proof: If it makes us look bad, it must be false, because, according to Corollary 1, what we do to beat our enemies is good, notbad.)Corollary 3: It cant be true that the Guantanamo prisoners killed themselves because of how we treated them. (Proof: That would make us look bad. Whatever makes us look bad is false.)Surprising Corollary 4: Facts that make us look bad are false.(Proof: Follows directly from Theorem 1.) (Comment: If you thought that facts cant be false, you havent understood that truth and falsity are mor

Balkanization Of America
BALKANIZATION OF AMERICA ACCELERATING By Frosty Wooldridge July 16, 2007 NewsWithViews.com A hundred years ago, President Teddy Roosevelt said, “The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing as a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities.” Following that wisdom, the USA immigrated 175,000 people annually from compatible countries from 1924 through 1964. They assimilated by speaking English and became a part of our fabric of life. They met the criteria for religion, culture and similarities with America. In 1965, Senator Teddy Kennedy committed the greatest act against the continuation of America by stealth introduction and passage of the Immigration Reform Act that countered Roosevelt's wisdom. From 175,000 compatible immigrants annually, he added a "human Tsunami" of one million people from the four corners of the globe--annually. They included peopl

Ballad Of A Broken Heart
i watched her die under the moonlight.. her soft pale body ..no longer of this world i sit by myself and gaze upon ur tombstone i remember ur stoney eyes and i remember the devil in you i remember the night u died i was murdering you i hope ur happy i pray your free i picked up my shotgun why did u abuse me ?? im tired of excusues i pull the trigger and laugh i left your wife,s corpse upstairs in the bath i look around and touch myself how longs this gonna last i go outside and cut myself ballad of a black heart

A Ball Game Balling
A Ball Game Balling by English Bob © "Oh, c'mon honey. We can't see the screen with you standing there!" Janice gave myself and my two friends a petulant, sulky look and stomped off to the kitchen. "Oh well," I said to Frank, sitting next to me, "I guess we better not ask her to bring us a beer!" Frank and my other friend, Joey laughed as I got up from my seat to get the beers myself. "Tell me if I miss anything." The ball game had been an exciting one so far; the lead switching from team to team as the game progressed. I was reluctant to tear myself away from the TV, but we all needed that liquid refreshment essential to watching any sporting event! "How long is this stupid game going on?" asked my wife as I opened the fridge, "I'm bored!" She smiled that impish little grin at me. The one she knows I find hard to resist. "I'm also feeling a little horny, baby. C'mon, get rid of these guys and forget the game, I got something hot just for you!" I thought about

Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun-dress, walked into a bar in Dublin Ireland. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy, armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the Ballerina a drink." The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy arm-pit, and asked again, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the Ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the Ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman

Ballad Of A Tortured Soul....
Don't wanna bring anybody's mood down. And this might seem a bit odd of a blog, especially lookin' at my new profile headliner lol. Anyways, I've been home for the holiday, and I've been just a mental mess. Seems that my world is just all a mess. No matter what I do or say, things just get fucked up beyond any kind of chance of repair. Family issues, love life issues, friend issues, work issues, financial crisis, seems like a neverending merry-go-round. And usually when things happen in people's lives, we have this sort of defense mechanism to handle all the bullshit. Some people drink, some people smoke, some people write, some people destroy shit. Whatever it is that channels your emotions, that burns off whatever inspirational moment you might have. Mine seems to be my sense of humor. Someone once told me that the best comedians and humorists are the most tortured souls known to man. Despite all of their pain and anguish, they're able to find the humor in life. And for some re

Ballad Of John Bobbit
Come listen to my story of a man named John, A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, she lopped of his schlong with swipe of a knife. ( Penis that is ) ( Clean Cut, Missed his nuts ) Well, the next thing you know there's a ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taken willie for a ride, She soon got tired of her purple headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she rounded a bend. ( Curve that is ) ( Pricker Shrubs, Wheel Hubs ) She went to the cops and confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weeenie back, They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. ( Found that is ) ( By a fence, Evidence ) Now peter and John couldn't stay apart long, So a dick doc said "Hey, I can fix your dong!" A needle and a thread is all you're gonna need, And the whole world waited til they heard that Johnny

A Ball And A Basket
The players dribble the ball down the court quick moves and sharp passes shouts between teammates setting up plays ok he's open take the shot now Swish, there goes the basketball in the hoop Nothing but net The crowd goes wild because its their favorite player At the end of the game its just him A ball and a basket and the clock is ticking .....

Balls Of Steel
THE four helicopter heroes who pulled off one of the most daring wartime rescue missions in Afghanistan have told their incredible tale for the first time. They revealed how they hung precariously from two Apaches, braving hurricane winds from the blades and heavy enemy fire to swoop down and pluck the body of Royal Marine Matthew Ford from a Taliban fort. Strapped Regimental Sgt Major Colin Hearn, 45, who led the daring raid, told the News of the World: "They asked for four volunteers—and every man in the unit wanted to take part. "There was no way we were ever going to leave Matthew or anyone else on that battlefield." The astonishing rescue was launched after news came in to the HQ of ‘Zulu' company 45 Commando that L Cpl Ford (pictured right) had been shot in a battle at Jugroom Fort in southern Helmand nearly four miles away. RSM Hearn, 45, said: "One of the Apache pilots said, ‘If you can give us four men, we could go straight in.' I had no second thoughts."

Balls
*I was at the golf store > > Comparing different kinds > > of golf balls. > > I was unhappy with the women's type > > I had been using. After browsing for > > several minutes, I was approached > > by one of the good- looking gentlemen > > who works at the store. He asked if > > he could help me. > > Without thinking, I looked at him > > and said, > > "I think I like playing with men's balls

Balloon
Hippity hop the balloon went pop It's life was short but sweet as it floated across the street Freed from the grasp of sticky hands it ventured in search of far off lands But all it could manage a short swift dash then bump into the baby's carriage With a bang it expired too short a life for one so inspired But venture it did from life it never hid To be free was all it sought everything else counted for nought

Balloon
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m

Ball And Chain
IT IS MY SECRET MY BALL AND CHAIN I AM CHAINED TO IT BOUND TO FOREVER BE FOREVER BE ATTACHED THE CHAIN IS LONG BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH I AM FOOLED FOOLED INTO THINKING INTO THINKING IVE ESCAPED ONLY TO BE JERKED JERKED BACK TO REALITY MY PAINFUL REALITY BY ITS SIDE WE ARE ONE THIS SECRET AND I I FEEL THE COMFORTING WEIGHT OF THE CHAIN I DO NOT BULK I DO NOT RALLY AGAINST MY FATE THIS BALL AND CHAIN FORGED WHEN I WAS YOUNG TO BE BROKEN ONLY BY DEATH I LAUGH IN ITS FACE I CRY BEHIND ITS BACK IT HATES ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT FOREVER ONE COMPLETENESS ONLY WHEN BOUND WHAT A CRUEL JOKE DESTINY IS

The Balls In Women's Brains????
Tried to upload the image to the photo album, but it wouldn't take. So, the next best thing was to translate it via Photobucket...and here it is: This is supposed to be a woman's brain. The joke with the image in the email I received was that: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls. Ironically, although the image is supposed to be a joke, I feel like my brain really does work like that!! :D Hee hee... :p

Balloon Fetish Video
Okay this is stange but people in the past have liked it. If anyone out there is interested in purchasing a video of me in bathing suits and lingerie with balloons let me know. NO NUDITY is invovled. I am bouncing on them, blowing them up, popping them, blowing them up until they pop ect. This is a pre order if I get enough pre orders I will sell them. Just need to let me know if you are interested or pass my info along. M

The Ballad Of Danny Heater
The Ballad of Danny Heater 31 Years Ago, Basketball History Happened This article appeared in the Washington Post on March 13, 1991. By PAUL HENDRICKSON Washington Post Staff Writer BURNSVILLE, W.Va. -- "Son," his mother said, fixing his supper, kissing his forehead, forking her fingers through his inch-high blond flattop, "If you don't mind, I won't go tonight. This other team's got nothing, you've already licked them once this season. I'll just sit at home here with your daddy, they probably won't even need to put you in." This is the ballad of Danny Heater. He did it 31 seasons ago. He was 17 then and built like a boneyard and had a father who was out of work in the mines and a mama named Beulah who sang beautifully in the Methodist church, and on one improbable howling-cold January night, in a little band-box country gym that was so small it didn't even have seats, he vaulted up out of his West Virginia destinies to set -- in 32 minutes and four quarters of high scho

Ballroom Blitz
(Chinn/Chapman) Are you ready, Steve? Aha. Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK. Alright, fellas, let's go! Oh it's been getting so hard Livin' with the things you do to me, aha Oh my dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see Oh, I see a man at the back As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah And the man at the back said Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz I'm reaching out for something Touching nothing's all I ever do Oh, I softly call you over When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha Now the man in the back Is ready to crack as he

Ballad Of 13 (new Song)
You're telling me its so hard for you, I'm left hanging what do I do. It all came at me like a bullet in fire. Where are you standing do you ever tire. Why has it been so long. Will ya tell me what it was i did wrong. I cant catch the stars, but understand, that I will. Raped and pillaged left in shame. Was it all another little boys game. You silence stabs deep beneath. Hang my severed head from the likes of your wreath. Now I sit here all broken down. Use your force man and make me drown. Does it surprise you I feel this way. I miss your dumb ass every single day. Love is strong for what I feel for you. Would ya tell me if we were through. Is the chance i have to walk away, i wont take it. New surprises come and go. If it is right how will I know. Toss my arms into the air. Watch the world go down up in a flare. Where is the name you called me the most. In my world now your just a ghost. I'll bring you back to breathing life. Dare I say i would be your wife.

Ballad Of A Broken Heart
Lonely hearts and lonely days. Why did you get taken away? The sun was out when you were here. Now i just cry these endless tears. I beg the stars to give you back and take away the pain, with the hope of seeing you again someday. But heaven above ignores my plea, to have you right here holding me. Now my heart is only one. I must accept that we are done. But I'll be strong and try not to cry. I must learn to say good-bye.

A Ballad In Urgency
Here with me And this price you pay Just a wishful dream could be blown away Ask yourself for better or worse Because whats the use if its just good luck A black cat has crossed my path Tell me whats good luck about that Hate and greed Swollen and sweet Lets start this misery If thats where you wanna be Fear and love From down or form up above Come to me Come to me I bet you please Come set me free Excuse me please For my definition But deeper still are my convictions Urgently I wait to hear an answer While I misconduct A sad lost anthem An anthem like you have never heard Have you heard something so absurd Hate and greed Swollen and sweet Lets start this misery If thats where you wanna be Fear and love From down or form up above Come to me Come to me I bet you please Come set me free

The Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can barely make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees a

Balloons
Against these turbid turquoise skies The light and luminous balloons Dip and drift like satin moons, Drift like silken butterflies; Reel with every windy gust, Rise and reel like dancing girls, Float like strange transparent pearls, Fall and float like silver dust. Now to the low leaves they cling, Each with coy fantastic pose, Each petal of rose. Straining at a gossamer string. The to the tall trees they climb, Like thin globes of amethyst, Wandering opals keeping tryst, With the rubies of the lime.

The Ball And The Kitchen!!!!
Me and my brother were sitting in the living room one night watching t.v. and I had just put the babies to bed and I was trying to relax when we started hearing this weird sound like a ball bouncing on a hard floor....Well we knew it wasn't coming from the kids rooms or the hallway because the hallway and my kids rooms have carpet....I stood up and went to the kitchen and there was a ball bouncing all by itself in the middle of the kitchen floor....Me and my brother just stood there and watched it bounce for about 5 minutes and then it just quit and we heard what sounded like little footsteps going past us into the living room....That was my fourth encounter with just one of the ghosts in my house!!!!

Ballad Of A Guilty Mind
Ballad of a Guilty Mind The sand of time slips through the cracks, As she sits in her chair, wasting away. She stares out the window at a world passing by, As the leaves of change decay on the ground. Her eyes scan the streets, dry from tears. The same lonely tears that stain her shirt, That stain her chair, that stain her skin, That mix with the Jack to drown her sorrows. Can’t close her eyes, not for a moment. The demons surround her when all is black. They rip and tear, bludgeon and batter. They laugh and howl right in her face. The sanctuary of her bed now quarantined, No safe haven but an occupied mind. And even then, when thoughts are busy, She can see thae demons in the corner of her eye. Music helps when her mind starts to wander. Shields her from demons when nothing else can. Noise pollution, but police don’t bother, She never responds to them anyway. Peaceful reprieve, no demons in sight, Until the song changes to something f

Ball Worship
MILAN, Italy. (RAI UNO TV) - Dressed in traditional wear, boys and men of the small town of Bagolino end their yearly carnival with squeezing and touching each other's testicles. While the men spend the entire day walking the streets touching genitals, the women prepare special porridge-like meals shaped to resemble large testicles. Villagers consider testicles to be sacred explaining the words 'testsimoniare' and 'testimone' (to witness) derive from the latin word 'testis' (testicle). When their ancestors were called as witnesses they were usually asked to 'swear' on their most sacred things, most often this being their testicles.

'ball Is Round, Dice Is Square'
'Ball is Round, Dice is Square' I'm in a dark mood. Been a very hard week :( So to suit my mood. Here is a very very dark track. Not finished...but you get the idea. On my myspace page now. www.myspace.com/dwhitenoise

Ball Squeezer
Ball Squeezer Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers.One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom.The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that sounded like his partner screaming,so he went into the bathroom to investigate. He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said the everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls. His friend shook his head and said,"You dumbass,you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

A Ballad Of The Heart
A Ballad Of The Heart by Carrie B She gazed across the angry grey ocean as the sea spray splashed the shore her heart aflood of love for the man she left in a land yond before... Her soul and spirit soared as that of an high flying eagle when she heard the sound of the soldier's bugle thoughts of him far away rested upon her face she knew him as her saving grace... Though time had taught them all too well life was once a living hell distance afar had no meaning but to walk thru life as one total being... Therefore come nigh my sweet one let the time pass quickly by kiss the mist from my eye to take away the heart felt sigh.

Ball Pits Are Not Safe For Kids? Wtf????
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places withball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch,and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find hiswatch.Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss.I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit.Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children.This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is!Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN.On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday.After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play in the ball pit. When he started

Balloons
Gods gift to you is creativity; what you do with it is your gift to God." Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like. You may also return it to me. If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!! Believe me...... It really happens! Send a lot of little balloons to your friends!!!

Ball Pits
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play i

Balloons
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings

The Ballade In B Minor By Nicolas Medtner - Brief Descriptive Thoughts
by someone who really has to go'bed... (note: there is a score to this work, Medtner's opus 20 number 2, written in 1910 when my paternal grandfather was 10, that can be downloaded at IMSLP.org -- http://imslp.org/wiki/2_Tales_Op.20_%28Medtner%2C_Nikolai_Karlovich%29 -- hosted in Canada, where since the composer died in 1950, the work is public domain. My thoughts on recent suggestions (in the op-ed section of the New York Times) that copyright laws actually be extended indefinitely - no, I do not agree - another time...) So! Tempo heading: "Pesante. Minaccioso." -- or -- to translate. Heavy. Menacing. The work expands as an "ostinato" over a repeated bass which divides into descending lines (F# E# E - F# E# E D# D -- or something like that. To hear it played, go to the Hyperion Records Listening Room where you can hear both opus 20 Skazki in RealPlayer or Mp3 format in another recording - from the Hyperion Records label of course, Hamish Milne playing the piano.

Balls...
http://www.sunjournal.com/story/224409-3/LewistonAuburn/Man_held_in_string_of_burglaries/ Wed around noon, this mother fucker decided he was going to waltz his happy ass right into our home through the front door... With my g/f's 8 year old sister sitting in the front room on her computer. Ugly, short, and in jail now... but I gotta give him credit for having the balls to do that. I shouldn't have been a nice guy and let him leave. I shoulda broke his damn neck. Probably would have got a medal or something from the cops.

The Balled Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltrane - Nick Cave
There was a thick set man with frog eyes who was standing by the door and a little bald man with wing-nut ears was waiting in the car Well Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed man as he walked into the bar, and Betty Coltrane she jumped under her table. "What's your pleasure?" asked the barman he had a face like boiled meat "There's a girl called Betty Coltrane that I have come to see" "But I ain't seen that girl 'round here for more than a week" and Betty Coltrane she hid beneath the table. Well, then in came a sailior with mermaids tattooed on his arms, Followed by the man with the wing-nut ears who was waitin' in the car Well, Robert Moore sensed trouble, he'd seen it comin' from afar and Betty Coltrain she gasped beneath the table. Well, the sailor said "I'm looking for my wife, they call her Betty Coltrain!" The frog-eyed man said "That can't be; that's my wife's maiden name." And the man with the wing-nut ears said, "Hey, I married her back in Spain!"

Ballad Of A Nazi Man
Where did Dylan go wrong? If he had any intention of helping Brian. He suggested that Brian should kill a man inside a song. To make it better he could give a little money to charity. He only had to grab the axe so to speak. Firstly you don't kill folks you don't know. Secondly there was a danger that the other person put inside that song would be filled with so much terror that he would become a bomb trying to prevent it. If that theory is correct, Dylan was killing Nico. Memento Hodie from 1968 means that Nico knew these concequences, possibly because of discussions with Brian. Seen as a killing of Nico the last verse looks like this: Well, you walk into the room: She was not there, she is the only one that does enter that room apart from Lennon who in some sence already was there, if she enters it is dangerous. Like a camel and then you frown: Anyone entered a room and shown their real face? A small nearly invincible frown? A joke about camels? You put your eyes in

Balls
A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right. Both of them got naked and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his d*ck in he waited. Meanwhile his d*ck was having a conversation with his balls. D*ck: OK lads we are going to a party tonight. 1st Ball: You mean you are. D*ick: What do you mean, you’re invited too. 2nd Ball: Yeh, but you always leave us outside knocking.

The Balloon Juice Wasnt Bubbles
sometimes I wonder what all I'm doing anymore. I wake up everyday around the same time and go through the same routine. I get dressed, do my hair [ throw it in a pony tail ] do some makeup and then I brush my teeth. I go to college every morning, It's already getting old, I've been doing something like this every year during the past 13 years of my life. Sometimes I look back and realize, why do I waste my time writing this when almost no ones reads it. Very seldom have people gone through and read my blogs, yes even I've been guilty of it a few times but I try to always read them. My back hurts, I love the Houston Astros baseball team and the Dallas cowboys, - I hate romo and williams, virginia tech has an amazing defense, hawaii has a damn good offense, or they did, I miss Chris, RIP Chris. My back still hurts, I want to be rollin, I know it can put holes in my brain, I don;t care. I'm going to die anyways. I'll never be married or have kids, I can't even get a boyfriend to kee

Ballsy Much?
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Balls From Outer Space/
One time balls came from outer space. they did stuff to livestock. they invented velcro. thats why we still use shoelaces btw. balls from outer space then infiltrated government. thats why old white guys in power are so wrinkley. balls from outer space are the reason we have hair removal products, and when we leave we say "i'm gonna bounce." The End

Ballet Lesson
Ballet Lesson by fahqd_up © Marcel Vintier was a very famous ballet teacher. He had turned out more stars than any other ballet instructor. He was world renowned. And he was coming to interview new talent at Betty's dance studio. Betty had been waiting for an opportunity like this all of her life. She had been doing ballet since before she was five. She was now 19 and had many promising years of ballet ahead of her. She prayed every night after she found out. She wanted so badly to be his pick. She would do anything to get Marcel to choose her for his special training. She was also dying of curiosity to find out what it was. He swore all of his students to secrecy. Betty was sure that whatever it was, it was amazing and profound. In preparation for his arrival, Betty doubled her amount of practice time a day. She was working harder than she ever had before. That was a feat in itself because she took up nearly all of her free time with ballet. She hadn't even had time to have a

Ball And Chain
I have these dreams of life and death This body is all that's left Put me in casket or throw me in the sea But whatever you do don't cry over me. Burn the picture's of me to get rid of your pain I can't take it anymore I'm going insane I was held prisoner in my own mind I was chained down through the passage of time. That iron ball at the end of the chain Is slowly but surly driving me insane So throw me in a dungeon and throw away the key Because the world doesn't need anybody, anybody like me. My spirit is slowly floating away My feelings are to hurt to stay The world is through here comes the end The blood rushes out of my veins as I cut myself again. I'm dying, Dying everyday My world is cautiously fading away So I leave you now with the smoke of a gun Death as we know it has now begun.

Ballroom Glances (poetry)
Ballroom Glances The sound of you gliding on high-heels. The distinctive tapping of steps on marble. You are a pure sip of sutra mixed with tempt. A glance of unaffectionate attention from women, You reveal a tempted layer in men. With brief moment of mesmerizing allure, Always catching their wanton minded eyes. You have a hypnotic torque that you turn with passion and desirability. You're a chapter of beauty captured on a single page. Your sweet honey of love is in the center of mouth-watering candy. You're an obsession without a reason nevertheless, intentions precise. Unlimited consciousness and inspiring love played on a harp. An attraction presented with destiny. You have the sweet mist of appeal surrounding you. Suddenly, the lights turned on, music stops, everyone stares,and we passionately kiss. -Hurley (copyright)

The Ballad Of Ron Paul
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Ballad Of Blade And Veldrin
A lonely warrior walks the road alone, Feeling hated never knowing love, Casted out by the family, making few friends He travels through his life fighting for the good. A lady stalking the night, she takes her prey to feed the daemon that keeps her. She cannot feel love, She only knows death. The two cross paths but for a brief second. Not seeing the other They go on their separate ways. Never knowing that the two will be one. Time passes and the Great Warrior returns. This time his life in the balance. She throws the one she feeds. Taking the life of the creature that threatens the warrior. By mistake it took the Warrior's life too. So the lady returns the his life, Not knowing what it will bring, She offers friendship to him. A hunter enters their world He targets his prey Having her in his sights, he aims. The Warrior calls him out, he leaves The lady collaspes in the privacy of her room. The warrior follows her, find her there He gathers her up

Ball Lightning
Ball Lightning Ball lightning is a natural phenomenon, or debatably, a pseudoscientific theory. It is sometimes associated with thunderstorms. It takes the form of a long-lived, glowing, floating object, as opposed to the short-lived arcing between two points commonly associated with lightning. An early attempt to explain ball lightning was recorded by Nikola Tesla on March 5, 1904 (Electrical World and Engineer). Some laboratory experiments claim to produce ball lightning, but there is no consensus that the phenomenon reproduced is related to the natural one. The natural occurrences are, by their nature, difficult to document accurately. Consequently many scientists continue to dispute the existence of ball lightning as a distinct physical phenomenon (see, for example, the review by Singer (2002)). In one such occurrence, Singer reports that staff at the Cavendish Laboratory, Cambridge apparently saw ball lightning, although Brian Pippard, the Head of Department, was skeptical o

Balloon Cupcakes
Whether you're planning a circus party or a neighborhood penny carnival, this bunch of colorful balloons makes a festive ending. Be sure to make a balloon for every child at the party. Tip: Cover your cake cardboard with sky blue wrapping paper and arrange the balloons on top so they look like they are flying up in the air. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Baked cupcakes Frosting (equal amounts of yellow, green, blue, and red) Curling ribbon (yellow, green, blue, and red) 1. Frost the cupcakes yellow, green, blue, and red and arrange them on a large platter or cake cardboard. 2. Tape a length of ribbon to the bottom of each cupcake. 3. Tie all the ribbons together and curl the ends as shown.

Balloons
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Ball Girls!
Like the shit you're reading? Wanna join Tales from the Mighty Ball Sack and be a Ball Girl? Do a salute with the word balls in it and I will post it in my album and if I get enough salutes I will post your pic on my homepage as well as in this blog each week and you could earn yourself a Vip gift and some fubucks.. not to mention a mass bulletin about you for leveling purposes! Have some fun and keep this blog alive.. Thanks!

Ballsy Chick!
Testicle-tearing ex jailed January 25, 2008 12:00am A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genita

"balled Of The Final Dream"
I'm gonna ride this dream until tomorrow. Do you have any love that I can borrow? Because this is a long and lonely road. Where the end lies I don not know. Are we at fault are we to blame? Is this life or just a game? Are we just history re-lived? Are we headed for regret? Rock the minds of the youth. Blinded by lies laced with truth. Another mystery reveled. Another false aliment has been healed. The Anti-Christ claims to be, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ the King. And now the Prophets shall rise again. The world shall bleed when struck by sin. Are we at fault are we to blame? Is this life or just a game? Are we God's chosen who fail to act? Are we headed for regret? I'm gonna ride this dream until tomorrow. Do you have any love that I can borrow? Because this is a long and lonely road. Where the end lies I don not know. By: Dustain Pritchard 07-06-07

Ballmer Says Yahoo Takeover Makes Sense
HANOVER, Germany - Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer said Monday it was the right time for the company to put out a bid for Yahoo Inc. "The deal makes sense with the price and structure we announced. We hope it becomes reality," he told reporters at the annual CeBIT technology fair in Hanover. "There is a lot of merit for Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) and Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ), for Yahoo shareholders and for Microsoft shareholders, for advertisers and for consumers." Analysts have debated whether Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft Corp.'s proposed $40 billion acquisition of Yahoo is worth it, given its two-year earnings slump. Yahoo contends it is worth even more money given the reach and breadth of its sprawling Internet franchise. Ballmer said his company's original offer is good, adding that "there is a range of dialogue" for both companies about the proposed takeover. Shares of Microsoft rose 8 cents to $27.28 while shares of Sun

Ballymaloe Irish Stew
2 pounds shoulder lamb chops, about 1-inch thick Salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 cup Guinness beer or any dark beer 1 pound new potatoes 1 pound baby carrots, peeled 1 pint pearl onions, peeled 4 cups lamb stock 2 tablespoons dark roux 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh parsley leaves Season the lamb chops with salt and pepper. In a large Dutch oven, over medium heat, add the oil. When the oil is hot, but not smoking add the chops. Sear for 2 to 3 minutes on each side. Remove the chops from the pan and set aside. Add the beer and continue to cook for 1 minute, scraping any brown particles off the bottom of the pan. Add the lamb back to the pan. In a mixing bowl, toss the vegetables with salt and pepper. Add the vegetables to the pan. Cover with the stock. Bring the liquid to a boil, cover and reduce the heat to medium low. Simmer for about 2 hours or until the lamb falls off the bone. Stir in the roux and continue to cook for 10 minutes. St

Ballistic Levels Of Protection
Ballistic Levels of Protection NIJ Levels 1. .22 Magnum 40 gr. JHP (1209 FPS / 369 MPS) 2. .32 ACP 60 gr. Silvertip JHP (936 FPS / 285 MPS) 3. .380 ACP 95 gr. FMC (902 FPS / 275 MPS) 4. .38 Special 125 gr. Nyclad SWHP (1009 FPS / 308 MPS) 5. .38 Special +P 110 gr. JHP (1049 FPS / 320 MPS) 6. .38 Special +P 140 gr. JHP (869 FPS / 265 MPS) 7. 9mm 124 gr. FMC (1173 FPS / 358 MPS)* 8. 9mm 125 gr. JSP (1121 FPS / 342 MPS) 9. 9mm 147 gr. Black Talon (1010 FPS / 308 MPS) 10. 9mm 147 gr. Golden Saber (1083 FPS / 330 MPS) 11. 9mm 147 gr. Hydra Shok (1011 FPS / 308 MPS) 12. .357 Magnum 158 gr. JSP (1308 FPS / 399 MPS)* 13. .357 Magnum 110 gr. JHP (1292 FPS / 394 MPS) 14. .357 Magnum 125 gr. JHP (1335 FPS / 407 MPS) 15. .40 Caliber 180 gr. FMJTC (992 FPS / 302 MPS) 16. .40 Caliber 170 gr. FMJTC (1095 FPS / 334 MPS) 17. 10mm 155 gr. FMJTC (1024 FPS / 312 MPS) 18. 10mm 170 gr. JHP (1137 FPS / 347 MPS) 19. .41 Magnum 210 gr. LSWC (1141 FPS / 348 MPS) 20

The Ballad Of Reading Gaol (37-42)
Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword! --Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

The Ball - Less Blog Thief...
..just when you think that there aren't any new lows to find on here other than fakes, cheaters, haters, drama kings & queens , scripters, fake account makers and more...we have found a new creation...the Myspace blog thief....the fake blogger indeed...name was Bauer and alot of people that read my stuff had a tendency to read his. Problem being, they just weren't his.. ..posted alot of blogs like this... ...first of all, this is pretty rude. A little

The Ballad Of Ann
This is just something I had to get off my chest, and I do apologize in advance for going all emo on here. It was during the time between the gates opening and the movies starting when I encountered something that completely threw my night off. My ex. She occasionally comes in with her new husband from time to time, and we chat. This isn't to say that I particularly like chatting with the girl that I was head over heels for and her significant other. She asks about the screenplays I've been writing, and I inform her that I finished TAKEN, and now I'm working on this new one for Ace. She tells me that she is pregnant and expecting the baby in late October. I do the whole congratulatory thing and go back to work...this caused me to think about the whole "what if?" if her and I hadn't broken up. Then I thought back to when we dated 4 years ago, how it began, and especially how it ended. I met Ann when I worked the box office, she used to come in Sunday nights by herself to see a mov

Ballad Of The Lyrics
Darkness of the night surrounds me As a melody sings on the wind A ballad of lyrics call to me From somewhere in the mist ~ Oh how I dream of daybreak So their message is heard As three poets communicate From different sides of the world ~ Masters of the dreams Masters of the mind Masters of the universe Masters who stop time ~ Listen to their silent songs Then you can enter into their realm Intriguing visions in your head From the ballads of the words ~ This darkness consumes the sky It shields the land from light I call unto it Allow me the daylight ~ Dreaming of the tomorrow Under the big bright moon Looking for the daybreak To bring me something new ~ Dreaming of places Oh my fantasies How I wish the daybreak Will grant me my dreams ~ "Image Maker" ~ I hear you fellow dreamer Writer of the songs I'm the Image Maker Invisionist of the psalms I cast magic unto those Who've been lost in reality Capturing the souls of those Who've forgotten h

Ballz To The Wallz
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The Balls These Guys Have. . . .
State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles By Michael Peltier Fri Apr 25, 12:03 PM ET Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north. The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version. In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories. Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested. The bill

The Ballad
Where the moonlight meets the water On a path of light, She was sitting on a river bank, Tears like diamonds sparkled in the night. She already knew without him Life could never be the same, When she heard his voice coming from below- He was softly calling out her name. Come with me, Join the waves at last; We will always be together, Just like in the past Come with me Take the pain away Let the river help us meet again today First she thought that she was dreaming, As she looked in from above; To her mind then came his last dying words: “Someday we will meet again, my love.” Since the day his life was taken She was living in the past. Now that Lord just gave her another chance, She will be with him again at last. Come with me, Join the waves at last; We will always be together, Just like in the past Come with me, Take the pain away, Let the rive help us meet today

Balloons Newest Update
Cum watch as I play with balloons. I blow some up. I even blow one up in my wet pussy. You get to see me all nude throughout the whole set. Cum see balloons, huge round ass, hot wet pussy, big boobs, feet and heels. Make sure you checkout the video that goes with this update. I pop and masturbate with the balloons. lt is a hot and wet video. There is almost 1600 photos with 10 video clips in the members section and 7 videos on SC Videos. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Ballad Of A Farmer's Wife
In me previous life well I was the wife of a farmer from Fogartys Creek. I was the type who did everything right: I was passive and placid and meek. There was nothin' to learn where he was concerned - just act as if he was a king (and keep sayin' 'no' when he fumbled below 'til I had me that little gold ring)......

Ballsacks In Space In Huntington Beach
I'm moving to huntington beach, all i need is to get a hold of my NY landlord to say "yeah he pays his rent on time" which is kinda funny because i owe him 3 months of rent. he is 2nd family though, he'll hook it up. 3 miles from the beach, 20 from office, 40 from LA. tits and ass everywhere.

A 8-ball Of Coke Infront Of A Meth Addict!
The bloodcurling screams that no one heard. If they only took the time out of their self absorded life to look her in the eyes. They realizes the death that becoming her. Starving for the attention she never got when she was a child. Turns her to find it in such a negative way from the bastard we call the male population. The body she never lets anyone see full of scars. Some healed and some fresh. some deep and some wide. her obly help beside the self mutulation is the drugs which numbs her... Numbs her from thes thoughts, the disappointment and disapprovable by those who are suppose to care... no matter what. From the dad who suppose to raise her as daddy's little girl instead of watching porno with her as far back as she can remember. Or showing her off to his friends by how much she can out drink them at the mature age of only 13. Or the mother to scared of him to every understand her. And wonders why she lies every time they talk. Or the fucked up father to get the

The Ball Is Rolling
I got in touch with my neurosurgeon, a Dr Dinh, and got my x rays and MRI sent to his office. I answered a bunch of questions over the phone, and they said that I would hear back from them in a few days. Then I go for a consultation, and I find out what he thinks is my best bet. As soon as my wife mentioned who my Dr was, a lady from where she used to work went off, saying that the guy is a hack, and that he's operated on the one lady they work with multiple times, and can't get it right. I had a momentary bit of trepidation, but then remembered who she was, and that went away. I'm guessing she isn't one to follow orders, because she's not the most health conscious person. I mean, the invention of the tooth brush has escaped her, so why would following Dr's orders be a priority? My chiro said that for the most part he likes him. For him, that's a ringing endorsement. So when I find out more, I'll let you know.

Ball & Chain
Unleash the beast That deep within Let the blood flow flawlessly crawl to your knees make it heard find the ripple in ones light make it know Cage for life, cage for eternity Make the best out of nothing crawl before you stand shout the words you know best You stand but you forgotten true life world around crumple to your palms nothing left but you and your burdens hear the voices speak the mind grasp the ground for its the only thing thats solid

Ballad Of A Soldier
I am a soldier. My name is freedom. I walk in the valley of the shadow of death. I fear no evil. I stand for courage, compassion, dignity, and life. My love is democracy. I am the light in darkness. I am the sword of the meek. I do not hate. My code is Justice. I do not pale in the face of danger. I will not turn a blind eye. I do not tolerate transgression. I am an Eagle. I empower the weak. I march boldly. I cry quietly. I sleep lightly. I love unconditionally. Call me in the night, I will come. Pray for me in the darkness, I will bring the lamp. Whisper my name, and I will hear. I am the blood of innocence. I have not one face, but many. I am a mother, a father, a son & a daughter. I am no one and I am everyone. I am a soldier and Freedom is my name.

Ball Of Wax
I am a ball of wax Your fire shapes me Molding Melting Without your fire I harden and cool Untouchable to those outside With your heat I am free to live Melt me make me feel Let me flow into life Don't leave me frozen I will travel behind you Basking in your heat Transform me Mold me Melt me I am a ball of wax Make me what you will I am a ball of wax

Balls And Backbones (entry 1)
As some of you may have noticed, I have been rather quiet and distant lately. Saying a mere "hello" or dropping a few lines here and there is a far cry to how things used to be. My personal life has got a bit on the crazy side, not just with work and school. It's nothing that needs to be discussed, just know that things are a bit nutzo at the moment. As for FuLand... FFS! You know, people post blogs, advertise them, share opinions with the public and friends... but heaven forbid if someone should share opinions back that MAY just differ from their own. If you can't handle some constructive criticism, perhaps you should rethink what you post! First off.. I'm not one who just sits back and says/does nothing when I feel strongly about something. So, if you're going to write about something of which I have input, I'm going to share with you what I'm thinking! If you're going to be a big bad man/woman who slags people off in their blogs, then you should prepare yourself for w

Ballsacks In Space
Suddenly I realized that all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home. So I quit them all. K

A Ballad Of Suicide
The gallows in my garden, people say, Is new and neat and adequately tall; I tie the noose on in a knowing way As one that knots his necktie for a ball; But just as all the neighbours—on the wall— Are drawing a long breath to shout "Hurray!" The strangest whim has seized me. . . . After all I think I will not hang myself to-day. To-morrow is the time I get my pay— My uncle's sword is hanging in the hall— I see a little cloud all pink and grey— Perhaps the rector's mother will not call— I fancy that I heard from Mr. Gall That mushrooms could be cooked another way— I never read the works of Juvenal— I think I will not hang myself to-day. The world will have another washing-day; The decadents decay; the pedants pall; And H.G. Wells has found that children play, And Bernard Shaw discovered that they squall, Rationalists are growing rational— And through thick woods one finds a stream astray So secret that the very sky seems small— I think

Balloon
Life is too short to wake up with regerets.So love the peope who treat you right.Forget about the one's who don't. Belive everything happens for a reason.If you geta second chance, grab it with both hands,if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. friends are like balloons, Once you let them go, you can't get them back.So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so i never lose you.

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Balls And Monday
So I hate mondays... With a passion.. They just are slow and shitty and drag on forever... Once I get over that Monday hump Im good bring on the week!!! Now most of you that know me know my absolute hatred for Mariah Carey(my Arch Nemesis) and Coldplay...They are both whiny and suck equally but the events that took place this particular monday makes me really hate Coldplay...So its just another Manic Monday and I walk into work.(I bartend at Chilis for those who dont know).. Walk behind the bar and turn on the music and whats the first thing I hear??? FUCKING COLDPLAY!!! Really?! AAAAGH!! NO!!! To make matters worse not only did I hear Coldplay once I heard them three more fucking times in like a six hour shift!!! What the fuck?!! Get some new music selection for real bitches!!! i love my job, and Im seriously thinking about walking into the office and smashing the damn satellite radio... Fuck it!! Id get fired but it would totally worth it lol!!! Damn cheap ass corporate fucks!! Ok Im

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Ballarina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender approached the little drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?' The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a

Ballad Of A Bad Motherfucker
he's a runt he snarls and scratches chases cars growls in his sleep and has perfect scars above each eyebrow we hear it outside; he's rippin' the fuck outta somethin' out there 5 times his size it's that rich bitch's dog from 'cross the street that educated, expensive, bluebook dog oh boy...we're all in trouble I yank 'em apart and we run inside with the fucker bolt the door turn out the lights see them comin' across the street immaculate & concerned looks like 7 or 8 people comin' to get their dog that pretty bag o flesh with fur... he ought to know better than to cross the railroad tracks

The Ballad Of Ninja Ho
Ninja Ninja Ninja, dontcha make me singe ya, i bring the shadows with me, draped in a murk of enigma, silently wrapped around me... Ninja Ninja Ninja, always in pajamas, not as cute as pandas, i can't be seen with radar, such a stealthy invader... Ninja Ninja Ninja, if you see me, time is short for you, and you will be in heaven soon... Ninja Ninja Ninja, hope you like my ditty, if not then it's a pity, i made this in a hurry 'cuz i have a target to bury... Ninja Ninja Ninja, before you fall, i'm gone, i haven't got too long, I have to go watch some sexy ninja pron...

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"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now sho

The Ballad
The Ballad Where the moonlight meets the waterOn a path of light,She was sitting on a river bank,Tears like diamonds sparkled in the night.She already knew without himLife could never be the same,When she heard his voice coming from below-He was softly calling out her name.Come with me,Join the waves at last;We will always be together,Just like in the pastCome with meTake the pain awayLet the river help us meet again todayFirst she thought that she was dreaming,As she looked in from above;To her mind then came his last dying words:“Someday we will meet again, my love.”Since the day his life was takenShe was living in the past.Now that Lord just gave her another chance,She will be with him again at last.Come with me,Join the waves at last;We will always be together,Just like in the pastCome with me,Take the pain away,Let the rive help us meet todayWhere the moonlight meets the waterOn a path of light,She was layng on a river bank,Weeping willows held her body tightShe alrea

5 Balls To Juggle In Life
Hi! This time I thought I would share with you something wonderful I found on the internet. Its a wonderful piece on LIFE depicting us a Juggler. We juggle some of the most salient aspects of life as balls giving more importance to one and forgetting the others. The author of this piece is Unknown but truly, TRUTHS ARE UNIVERSAL. Here we go: Juggling Your Life >>> Imagine LIFE as a Game in which you are juggling some FIVE BALLS in the air. >>> You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit, and you’re keeping all of these in the air. >>> You will soon understand that WORK IS LIKE A RUBBER BALL. If you drop it, it will bounce back. >>> But the other FOUR balls: Family, Health, Friends and Spirit are made of Glass. // >>> // If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for BALANCE in your life. HOW? >> 1) Don’t undermine your worth

The Balloonist...
The balloonist A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49..09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you

Balls
'Balls' by the Broken Family Band is one of my favourite albums, I've decided. Unlike so many albums that I buy, listen to a couple of times, and like, but then put on the shelf, I'm still listening to this one on a regular basis. Had it on my iPod on the way to work this morning, as it happens. It's a countryish rocker that, in some ways, I find reminiscent of Clem Snide, in that lyrically it's really strong, and different. If that sounds like the sort of thing you might like, why not give it a go? Broken Family Band

Ballad Of The Defender's (a Airforce Creed)
Ballad of the Defenders Standing proud, out in the sun Defending us all, armed with a gun Ready to die, for you and me They keep us safe, they keep us free A badge and beret, they wear with pride For they know not fear, they do not hide They charge every conflict, dodging bullets and blades Returning fire promptly, with rifles and grenades Chorus Canines crying out, enemies full of fright, Defenders that aren’t seen, are the Guardians of the Night Patrolmen behind the wheel, and their guns charged with lead, ABD secures the base, making bad guys into dead CATM troops maintaining, their tools of the trade, Together they defend, fearless, not afraid The Defenders of Freedom, laying their lives on the line,

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Ball Bearings Face Each Other
This I saw written on the inside wall of our garage as we were cleaning it out this morning. I say “we” even though I’m now the only one not at home as I type this (and will be the only one working Saturday, I’m told). I got in my two miles up at the MSU Dome, and it’s not that I don’t like using our membership at Anytime Fitness, but since people go in and out of the gym with no apparent schedule you don’t get to know anybody outside the staff who aren’t there at six in the morning or nine at night. But I’ve got to admit I like the results of getting up and getting moving, even though I had a hard time this morning despite my sleeping longer! While the kids and I were sleeping last night, Martha and Mary watched their Tuesday night fixes “The Biggest Loser” and “NCIS” and then washed the dishes and cleaned the stove! Without my prompting (especially regarding the dishes), for as Martha said that&rsqu

The Ballad Of The Sincere Heart...
------------------------------------------------------------- (So Here's A Ballad/Poem To What I've Felt While Writing It Through This Song…) ------------------------------------------------------------- From All The Press Pressure & Feelings I've Been Holding Back, Within Myself… I Feel As If Changes Has Heavily Damaged My Soul. I've Noticed This Feeling Of Heavy Remorse Is Unhealthy. Unhealthy, To The Point Where I Feel Trapped, Or Emotionally Sick. So, I've Lingered On To Think Things Through. I've Had Many Things That Have "Mind Fucked Me Senseless!" But As I Hear This Song It All Just Lingers Away Turning My Bad Energy Into A Brighter & Positive One. I Know I'm Not A Perfect Person. But Who Is In This World? Many People Make Many Mistakes. Some Might Not Even Realize Those Mistakes. However… Some, Still Manages To Move On With Life, Without Taking A Closer Look At Things; Not Once, Not Twice Or The Third, But The Fourth... & When It's Still Not Clear From

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Ball Room
I seen you over there in the dark shadows looking for your next meal but I can tell your eyes were on me looking in to my soul trying to find something I am nothing but a shadow of my old but if its a dance you want them my lady you can have but when im done im going to rip your flash off like your red silk dress, so light and soft I can still feel your blood running what a feeling to take something like this is something you dont want, to be like me is to lose everthing you loved so do you still want this dance in my ball room.

Ball And Chains
So I just came home from the pool hall and a visit to Denny's afterwards with some friends. Mind you, it is 3:54am and quite the norm...until tonight. Tonight was different because one of the guys, who we play pool with, actually came to the after Denny's ritual which is unheard of. I never knew why really...until now. He, like most normal people of this world, has a job that requires him to wake up early; but that never keeps him from a good card game where he can possibly make a few hundred off of us. Usually he will end the night around 2 or 3am and then go home to his wife and kids and go about his daily life. Tonight he decided to hang out for a bit longer and we were more than happy to have him come along. So, as the normal routine goes on, cards are dealt and food is nom'd on. Here we are having a good time with some laughs, stories, smoke breaks and of course...the gambling. All of a sudden his wife calls, which was to be expected, and he tells her he is leaving in a few. Whic

8 Ball, Corner Pocket
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Balloons--a Thought On Friendship, From A Special Friend Of Mine...
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late. I don't want to let that happen so I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. End of "Balloons" From Mark 2/23/2008

Balls. "he Had His A
GREENBURGH, N. Mason Crosby Womens Jersey .Y. -- If you didnt know the top-seeded New York Rangers were one loss away from elimination, the low-key practice before their biggest game of the season wouldnt have given away the dire circumstances. After their best seasons in years, the Rangers are trailing the No. 8 seed, the Ottawa Senators, 3-2 in the best-of-seven series. If New York doesnt win on the road Monday night and then capture Game 7 back at home on Thursday night, the 51 wins and the first-place finishes in the Atlantic Division and Eastern Conference wont mean a thing. Adorned on the high wall at the Rangers suburban practice facility is a motivational saying that can be seen on either side of the circular dressing room: "Everyone wants to win ... not everyone is willing to prepare to win." Of the 22 previous times the Rangers were tied 2-2 in a series, the Game 5 winner advanced 20 times. That doesnt bode well for New York, which has been knocked out of the first round in b

The Ballad Of Gabriel
Waking up.... Why bother..... Why not just stay here .......... Its quiet .... and late ... It seems I cannot shake that feeling... That I have to ..... be somewhere.... I hear the clarion voice of my lady ... Always caling me.. enticing me to come... I must resist .. I am not her pet.. I serve my own master.. I serve my own free will.. Yet it sounds sooo lovely .. to just drift away.. and be ... hers... Rubbing my eyes I sit up... I can't keep going on like this.. a pawn on the table.. another tool to be used... I know what she wants.... She wants the world... Rex Mundi the God of the world... I can feel that within her.. This island is only a trial.. Those armies are moving west .. Evil always finds a way doesn't it?... Looking down at the floor.. Would the army just nuke this place.. if they knew this is what shes doing... I see it ... its sprouting up slowly... across th water in Manhattan.. and in other places as well ..I can see them all if i focus.. All her damned souls ..

A Ball Fame! Demon King God Intended For Chopping Argentina 4000 Mr. Wan Terror Partner
Messi, Balotelli's absence does make the game missing the biggest surprise. But the game is still a bright spot in the Italian teenager Yin Xinie this side of the outbreak can be said that the biggest surprise! The 22-year-old teenager with a wave of the world into the national team at the sub-goals, Christian Louboutin which gave rise to the Italian Retaliation. As "the market" says: "Despite losing the game, but the harvest of Yin Xinie." Yin Xinie off the bench in the second half, which is the second representative of the Italian national team. His first show was in 2012 September 13, when the Yin Xinie off the bench, the Azzurri 2-0 final victory over Malta. Yin Xinie most shining moment in this field appear in the first 76 minutes, Osvaldo Qianchangduanqiu later, ready to break it blocked, then he ball to the side of the Yin Xinie, Naples teenager directly select long-range, Ball drew a beautiful arc, flying into the upper right corner, the Argentine goalkeeper Anduja

The Ballade Of Butterflies
The Ballade of Butterflies by: Joyce Kilmer (1886-1918) Because we never build a nestAnd no one of us ever sings,We are the butt of every jestThat strutting loud-mouthed robin flings.Unless the field with laughter ringsAnd we are meek in our repliesHis claws and beak to bear he brings;Have pity on all butterflies! Since we are of no home possessed,And have no joy in courts and kings,And love on working-days to rest,The name of "Idlers" to us clings.On all our gypsy travellingsThey follow us with jeering cries.From every rose a spider springs;Have pity on all butterflies! A little thing is our request--Some peace from nets of sticks and strings,An hour to feel the sunlight's zest,To 'scape the deadly bee that stings.From hostile fortune's bolts and slingsGive us release ere Summer dies--We dread the Winter's threatenings;Have pity on all butterflies! L'ENVOI Great Pan, kind lord of living things,Look on us now with friendly eyes.We pra

Balotelli Instigated Milan 2-0 Goals
Balotelli instigated Milan 2-0 Goals 2013-14 season, cheap soccer jerseys the first round of the Champions League, AC Milan San Siro stadium sits 2-0 victory over Celtic. Zapata long-range Izaguirre blocked into the team goal, Muntari tip two consecutive break in Milan, Balotelli instigated two goals. Although nine players absent, AC Milan tough win games, also continued at home against Celtic five games unbeaten record against Scotland eight times in history the team unbeaten. Rossoneri made ??the Champions League, the league three straight at home. Celtics continue to win away against Italian teams never record 11 guest Italy only three draws and 8 losses. Kaka, AC Milan?jersey Montolivo absence, Balotelli become the frontcourt Milan playmaker, despite visiting defenders suffered very close attention, but Balotelli still instigated two goals in the last minute. Muntari played the fifth Champions League in Milan scored the first two goals. AC Milan possession rate of 56%, 22 shots

Balsamic Chicken
For best results, use the highest-quality balsamic you can find. Ingredients Serves 4 * 1 1/2 cups balsamic vinegar * 4 medium cloves garlic, finely chopped * 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh rosemary * 8 chicken thighs, skin on (about 2 1/4 pounds) * Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper Directions 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees;. Combine vinegar and garlic in a small, wide saucepan over medium-high heat. Bring to a boil. Continue to boil until thick, syrupy, and reduced to 1/3 cup, about 8 minutes. Stir in rosemary. 2. Meanwhile, heat a large, heavy skillet with an oven-proof handle over medium-high heat. Season chicken with salt and pepper. Place chicken in skillet skin side down, and sear until brown, 3 to 5 minutes. Remove chicken to a platter, and pour off excess fat. Return chicken to pan, skin side up. 3. Transfer pan to oven, and roast until an instant-read thermometer inserted in the thickest part registers 180 degrees;, 10 to

Balsamic Sauce!
**Contributed by the always awesome Licks.** This is one of the less "healthy" sauces, but it's really good...and can be used on lots of different stuff and it's super easy. balsamic vinegar unsalted butter minced garlic heat about 1/4 cup of balsamic vinegar over a medium heat with 1 clove of minced garlic. You want it to simmer not boil. When it gets thick, which shouldn't take very long, add 1 stick of unsalted butter or margarine. You should cube it and add it a little bit at a time until it's all in there...whisking as you go. That's all there is to it. You can serve this over fish, veggies or with pasta/rice that has veggies in it or chicken. Anything really. I would think it would also be good on a mini pizza creation.

Baltimore The Slowest City In America
Gee, ya think? I thought the lazy asses at Popeyes who slur their grammar and shuffle like Step n' Fetchit was only me being an uppity buppie. http://www.wbaltv.com/news/11347069/detail.html?rss=bal&psp=news

Baltimore Ravens' Steve Mcnair Arrested For Dui
Baltimore Ravens' Steve McNair Arrested for DUI Posted May 10th 2007 8:52AM by Michael David Smith Filed under: Ravens, Baltimore, Nashville, Breaking News Ravens quarterback Steve McNair was arrested for driving under the influence late Wednesday in Nashville -- even though he wasn't driving. McNair's brother-in-law was driving the car, which is owned by McNair, and since the brother-in-law was drunk, that was enough to get McNair arrested on DUI charges: Under Tennessee law, the owner of the vehicle can be charged if he or she is the passenger when the driver is arrested on DUI charges. The owner can be charged even if he or she is not intoxicated, Foley said. It was not clear whether McNair was impaired. I wasn't aware of that law, but if McNair was sitting there in his car and allowing his brother-in-law to drive drunk and risk the lives of other people on the road, I don't have a problem with it. The big question is whether NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will have a p

Baltimore V. Green Bay (tehran, Iran)
The NFL makes a lot of wise decisions. It is considering making another good one by eliminating one of its meaningless preseason games for each team. Exhibition games are a waste of everyone's time because the only meaningful thing that comes out of them is a devastating injury or two. Three would be plenty. Even better, the NFL plans on replacing the preseason week with an extra regular season game for each team. Who doesn't need more football that counts? Further, the league is exploring the idea of having every team play this seventeenth game on foreign soil. Yep, everyone gets a contest they need a passport to play in. If cash registers are ringing in your ears it is that familiar sound of the National Finance Lordship raking in more money. Frankly, I don't care where the games are played as long as they are available in high-def. (Truth be told, I don't have HDTV but I figure by the time they get around to instituting this plan--2009 or 2010--it will be installed).My guess is t

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Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 5 hr 15 min Makes: 24 servings, one piece each 1-1/2 cups HONEY MAID Graham Cracker Crumbs 1 cup sugar, divided 1/3 cup butter, melted 2 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple, drained 6 medium bananas, divided 2 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 1 cup PLANTERS Chopped Pecans MIX crumbs, 1/4 cup of the sugar and the butter; press firmly onto bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Freeze 10 min. BEAT cream cheese and remaining 3/4 cup sugar with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Spread carefully over crust; top with pineapple. Slice 4 of the bananas; arrange over pineapple. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the whipped topping; spread over banana layer in pan. Top with rem

Banana-sour Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) yellow cake mix 3 eggs 1 cup mashed ripe banana 1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/4 cup oil PHILADELPHIA® Walnut Frosting PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Place cake mix, eggs, banana, sour cream and oil in large bowl. Beat with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, scraping side of bowl frequently. Beat on medium speed 2 minutes. POUR evenly into 2 greased and floured 8- or 9-inch round cake pans. BAKE 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pans on wire racks; remove from pans. Cool completely on wire racks. Fill and frost with PHILADELPHIA® Walnut Frosting. Store in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Great Substitute Prepare as directed, using BREAKSTONE'S Reduced Fat or KNUDSEN Light Sour Cream. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 460 Total fat 24g Saturate

Banana Cake Recipe
This is a banana cake with pecans and raisins. Scroll down to see more banana cake recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup shortening * 2 1/2 cups sugar * 3 cups all-purpose flour, sifted before measuring * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 4 egg yolks, beaten * 6 tablespoons buttermilk or sour milk * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups mashed ripe bananas * 1 cup chopped pecans * 1 cup chopped raisins * 4 egg whites, beaten PREPARATION: Cream shortening and sugar. Combine dry ingredients in a separate bowl. Add dry ingredients to the creamed mixture alternately with egg yolks and buttermilk. Stir in vanilla, mashed bananas, and chopped pecans. Fold in beaten egg whites. Spoon batter into a greased and floured tube pan; bake banana cake at 325° for about 1 1/2 hours. Serve with whipped cream or ice cream. If desired, drizzle cake with glaze or frost when cooled.

Banana Nut Cake With Caramel Frosting
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Banana Delight Cake
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Bananas
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Bananas
This sounds like a wonder fruit, it will do everything! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depre

Banana Chip Bundt Cake
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Banana Cake Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 loving arms 2 shapely legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur covered mixing bowl 1 Banana 2 Firm nuts Method: Look into the laughing eyes. Seperate legs and then sqeeze till fur covered mixing bowl is well greased, checking frequently with middle finger. Add banana, gently working in and out until well cleaned. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake is well done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and dont lick the bowl. Caution: If cake rises, leave town quickly!!!

Banana Split
Banana Split I am at the grocery store doing some shopping. I am wearing a leather jacket and leather pants. I turn the corner with my cart and bump into you. My god I think to my self, you are drop dead beautiful! You are also wearing a leather jacket and tight leather pants and boots. A huge bilge forms in my pants. I see this and start to giggle. I start blushing and say “sorry excuse me” and we go one our way. A little later we meet in the meat section, and we are standing there beside each other. We turn and stare into each others eyes, You gently move your hand to the bulge in my pants and start rubbing it slowly. I almost die! I ask you “should be go some where’s?” You grab my hand and pull me quickly into the back of the store. It’s pretty cold there and I can see your nipples are very hard, just as hard as my cock. You pull me tight against you kissing me hard, your hands wrapped around my neck. My hands clutching your tight leather covered ass. Our tongues deep inside o

Bananas!
This pic I ran across reminded me of a New Year's party over at my friends' house a few years ago. There was a gay guy there and he swore he would look better in this dress I was wearing...but anywoo he decided to bet me if I could deep throught a banana better than him. Anywoo, he stuck the banana in his mouth and it broke off when he was deep throughting it. LOL Well after a tempting to give him the hymlic which he was too big for my friend or I to do). So I told him to lean over and it slid out! LOL

Banana Tres Leches Dessert
res Leches cake is the Hispanic-influenced dessert showing up on restaurant dessert menus. Soaked in three sweet milks, this version boasts using a foolproof Betty Crocker® cake mix to make it easy. Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:3 hr 55 min Makes:16 servings 1 box Betty Crocker® SuperMoist® white cake mix 1 1/4 cups water 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 3 eggs 1 cup mashed bananas (2 medium) 1 can (14 oz) sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated) 1/2 cup (from 14-oz can) coconut milk (not cream of coconut) 1/2 cup whipping cream 1 container Betty Crocker® Whipped fluffy white frosting Banana slices and/or toasted coconut, if desired 1. Heat oven to 350°F (325°F for dark or nonstick pan). Grease bottom only of 13x9-inch pan with shortening or cooking spray. 2. In large bowl, beat cake mix, water, oil, eggs and mashed bananas with electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds; beat on medium speed 2 minutes, scraping bowl occasionally. Pour into pan. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes

30,000 Bananas
I should be out doing something, anything social. But, I don’t feel like it. In fact, I don’t feel like doing a damn thing. I’m hungry, but I’m not in the mood to eat. It’s so quiet in here that I can here the clock ticking on my wall. Going into work on Monday is already making me irritable. What’s my point to all this? I have no fucking clue at all.

Banana Nut Bread
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Banana Bread With Chocolate Chips
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Banana Chocolate Chip Cake
BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE 1/2 lb. butter 1 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 4 very ripe bananas, mashed 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 2 tsp. vanilla 3 1/2 c. flour 1 pt. sour cream 12 oz. pkg. mini chocolate chips Cream butter, sugar, eggs. Add mashed bananas. Add dry ingredients alternately with sour cream. Lastly add 1/2 package of mini chips. Pour in greased pans square cake pans. Sprinkle rest of miniature chips on top. Bake 350 degree oven 1 hour 10 minutes.

Bananas
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Banana Nut Bread
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Bananas
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Bananas Foster (brennan's Restaurant)
1 cup brown sugar 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 cup banana liqueur 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved 1/4 cup dark rum 4 scoops vanilla ice cream Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet. Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan. When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum. Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream. Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Banana Flambe
6 firm bananas 1 c. orange juice 1/2 c. brown sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. rum Peel bananas and slice in half lengthwise. Arrange in layers in buttered baking dish. Sprinkle each layer with orange juice and brown sugar. Dot with butter. Bake in 400 degree oven until fruit is softened, not too soft, about 15 minutes. Warm rum. Place bananas in chafing dish, bring to table and add heated rum. Ignite and serve when flames die down. Serve over vanilla ice cream.

Banana Crumb Muffins
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3 bananas, mashed * 3/4 cup white sugar * 1 egg, lightly beaten * 1/3 cup butter, melted * 1/3 cup packed brown sugar * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 tablespoon butter DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers. 2. In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. 3. In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins. 4. Bake in preheated oven for

Bananas
Bananas are better than Men because... You don't mind swallowing a banana. Bananas are always stiff. Bananas don't know how to fart. A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you. No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time. Another woman will never try to steal your banana. Bananas can last the whole night through. Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long.

Banana Cream Pie!
Mmmmm, I am sitting here having my espresso and eating my desert from last night that I could only manage to take one bite of. I am eating a special banana cream pie. With caramelized banana's on top! So yummy! We went to Ruth'sChris for dinner last night. Yes, that is the way it is spelled. We were treated very good. We had a fantastic waiter. We had him sample our wine we brought in. The wine was very, very good. We had crab cakes for an appetizer. Then a salad. I was full after just those 2 items. I ordered a petite fillet with blue cheese on top and prawns on top of the blue cheese. It was melt in your mouth and I could only force myself to eat half. I ordered desert because I wanted a bite and new how good it would be with my coffee this morning! mmm mmm good! My husband ate wayyyyy toooo much and was not feeling the best last night. I had to shove him out of bed this morning! lol We will definitely go back there some day! Expensive but worth ever

Banana-dulce De Leche Pie (banana-caramel Pie)
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Banana Pineapple Passion
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Banana French Toast/ww
erving Size : 2 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Breakfast French Toast Hand Made Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 6 tablespoons Plain nonfat yogurt 1/4 teaspoon Vanilla extract Sugar substitute to equal 1 -- ts 1/2 cup Egg substitute 4 slices Reduced-calorie white bread 1 medium Banana -- sliced 1/4 cup Red.-cal. maple-flavored -- syrup 1. In small bowl, whisk together yogurt, vanilla, and sugar substitute. Set aside. 2. Pour egg substitute into shallow bowl; dip bread in egg substitute, coating both sides and absorbing all liquid. 3. Spray large nonstick skillet with nonstick cooking spray; over medium heat, cook bread until browned on both sides. Remove to heated platter, cover, and keep warm. In sam

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It's close to midnight and I'm leaving now I'm getting in my car and heading out And can't slow down Cuz I don't know how You got my number so we'll be fine So go and use it just don't waste my time Cuz you're on my mind And you know I'm right You take me over Stay with me And we'll fade away Look on the floor And all is spinning round Someone told me this was just a dance And take a chance And I'll give you more Do you really think we have a chance Devil's in your eyes and he's looking at me I got what you want and you know what I need Come on show me how How do you get down You take me over Stay with me And we'll fade away Look on the floor And all is spinning round Someone told me this was just a dance And take a chance And I'll give you more Do you really think we have a chance

Banana Split Cheesecake
NGREDIENTS * 2 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs * 3/4 cup melted butter * 4 cups confectioners' sugar * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained * 3 medium bananas, quartered * 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 8 maraschino cherries, halved * 1/4 cup chocolate syrup * 1/2 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Blend the melted butter or margarine with the graham crackers and press into the bottom of one 9x12 inch pan. 2. Blend the confectioner's sugar and the cream cheese together until smooth. Spread over the graham cracker crumb layer. Layer the crushed pineapple and the bananas over the cream cheese layer. Then spread the whipped topping over the top. Decorate with maraschino cherry halves. Drizzle chocolate syrup over the top and sprinkle with pecans. Chill for at least 4 hours then serve.

Banana Cream Pie With Oatmeal Coconut Crust Made With Murray Sugar Free Cookies
Ingredients 20 Murray® Sugar Free Oatmeal cookies 2 tablespoons flaked coconut 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 3 tablespoons light margarine, melted 2 3/4 cups cold fat-free milk 1/2 teaspoon coconut extract (optional) 2 packages (4-serving size) vanilla flavor sugar-free, fat-free instant pudding & pie filling 1 large banana 1 1/2 cups frozen fat-free non-dairy whipped topping, thawed Directions 1. Finely crush cookies. In small bowl combine cookies, coconut and cinnamon. Add margarine. Toss to coat. Press on bottom and sides of 9-inch pie plate lightly coated with nonstick cooking spray. Bake at 350°F for 8 minutes. Cool completely. 2. In large bowl combine milk and coconut extract, if desired. Add pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk about 2 minutes or until thickened. Pour half of pudding mixture into crust. Slice banana on top. Pour remaining pudding mixture over banana. Spread whipped topping over all. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Garn

The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. > > > Who do you guess will win? > > > Your answer will reflect your personality. > > So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds > > > > Got y our answer? > Now scroll down to see the analysis. > > > > If your answer is: > > Orangutan = your dull & normal > > > Ape = you're a moron > > > Monkey = worse, you're an idiot > > King Kong < I> = your hopelessly stupid > > > > > Why????? > A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas ! > Obviously you're stressed and overworked. > Take some time off and relax ! > Try again later and see if you get it right, duh?

Banana Vanilla Haupia (coconut Pudding Dessert)
1 quart coconut milk 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 bananas, sliced 2 tablespoons cornstarch Add coconut milk and sugar to a saucepan and stir over medium heat until sugar and salt is dissolved. Add the bananas to the pot and cook, stirring often until the bananas are integrated into the mixture. Make a slurry in a separate small bowl by gradually whisking 2 tablespoons water into the cornstarch. Whisk slurry into mixture in pot and allow to reduce and thicken until it is the consistency of yogurt. Transfer to serving dishes and chill.

Banana Daiquiri 2
Ingredients Amount Ingredient Preparation 1 each banana cut up 1 1/2 ounces light rum 1 1/2 ounces liqueur banana flavor 1 tablespoon lemon juice 2 teaspoons sugar superfine 6 each ice cubes 2 slices banana Directions Place banana, rum, banana liqueur, lemon juice, sugar and ice cubes in food processor or blender. Process until ice is crushed and banana is smooth. Pour into 2 stemmed glasses. Garnish each with banana slice.

Banana Crumb Muffins
Banana Crumb Muffins INGREDIENTS 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 3 bananas, mashed 3/4 cup white sugar 1 egg, lightly beaten 1/3 cup butter, melted 1/3 cup packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 tablespoon butter DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers. In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins. Bake in preheated oven for 18 to 20 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into cente

Bananathon!
Wake up with me and give me your 11’s… Go on set your alarms and go for it ! This is my first happy hour so be nice :) I’m hosting a Happy Hour Saturday morning (24/5) at 9 AM Fubar time (that’s Pacific time folks -- 12 noon Eastern time). During that ONE HOUR ONLY, I will open a special folder called "BANANATHON" of 100 pics for you to rate. *** GIVE ME 100 11’s and I will give YOU 20,000 Fu-bucks *** GIVE ME 75 11’S and I will give YOU 15,000 Fu-bucks Not a VIP?? That’s OK… give me 100 “10’s” and I’ll give you 10,000 Fu-bucks!! PLEASE REPOST , THANK YOU ALL

Bananas
Banana: The Healing Fruit of the Tropics by: Junji Takano Banana is so popular nowadays in Japan and it became fixed as a part of breakfast among young people. Banana is somewhat expected being effective as an energy source for sportsmen. Did you know that banana gets sweeter when being cooked and heated? Of course, there are various kinds of banana in the world. There are bananas that do not taste sweet at all, unless otherwise they are cooked. In Mexico, Cuba, Costa Rica, Vietnam, Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, and India, you can find street stalls, or roadside stands where they are selling sufficient menu of banana recipes, ranging from boiled banana, fried banana, mashed banana mixed with other vegetables or meat, and many others. Banana chips are also popular snack and produced from dehydrated or fried banana slices, which have a dark brown color and an intense banana taste. Bananas have also been used in the making of jam. Unlike other fruits, it is difficult to extr

The Banana Personality Test!
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year. LOL

Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS! Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year. yeah, I fell for it too!

Banana Punch
BANANA PUNCH 4 cups sugar 5 bananas 5 oranges 2 lemons 46 oz. Unsweetened pineapple juice Take 4 cups sugar and 6 cups water. Boil and col. Mash bananas and use all juices of the fruit. Mix and freeze. Add 2-quarts ginger ale when ready to serve and stir. Best if served while still mushy.

Banana Bread
Banana Bread 2 cups sugar 1/2 cup butter 2 eggs 2 cups flour 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup pecans, chopped 3 bananas, smashed 6 tablespoons buttermilk Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs. Mix in flour and salt. In a seperate bowl, combine baking soda and buttermilk. Then slowly add to mixture, stirring between additions. Add bananas, nuts and vanilla. Grease and flour 2 coffee cans or loaf pans. Fill pans. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. Let cool.

Banana Sour Cream Waffles
1 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons granulated sugar 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 large egg, separated (beat egg white until stiff) 1 cup sour cream 1/4 cup milk 1/4 cup butter, melted 1 medium banana, mashed 1. Heat waffle iron. 2. Stir together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt in mixing bowl. Set aside. 3. In separate bowl whisk together egg yolk, sour cream, milk, butter and banana. 4. Add liquid mixture to dry ingredients, stirring just until blended. Fold in beaten egg white. 5. Pour batter from cup or ladle onto center of hot waffle iron. Bake about 5 minutes or until steaming stops. Remove waffle carefully. Makes 4 servings.

Banana Cake
Banana Cake 1 cup mashed bananas 1 yellow cake mix 1 package butter pecan instant pudding 4 eggs 1 cup water 1/4 cup oil 1 cup chopped pecans Grease and flour bundt pan. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients well for 4 minutes at medium speed. Bake 50 to 60 minutes. Cool 30 minutes. Remove from pan and glaze. Glaze: 2 cups powdered sugar 1 teaspoon or more hot milk 3 drops butter flavoring pecans (optional) stir together and drizzle over cake. Sprinkle with nuts.

Banana Nut Bread
BANANA NUT BREAD 2 2/3 cups flour 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 cup or 1 stick margarine 1 cup sugar 3 eggs 2 medium-ripe bananas, peeled and mashed 3/4 cup chopped pecans 2 teaspoons grated orange rind (optional) Grease a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan and line bottom with waxed paper. Sift flour, baking powder, salt and baking soda together. Cream margarine and sugar until fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at a time until fluffy again. Stir in in flour mixture alternately with bananas. Fold in pecans and orange rind. Pour into pan and bake in 325 degree oven for 2 hours and 20 minutes.

The Banana Test
Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

Banana Pudding
INGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk * 1 (5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix * 3 cups cold milk * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 4 bananas, sliced * 1/2 (12 ounce) package vanilla wafers DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in condensed milk, pudding mix, cold milk and vanilla until smooth. Fold in 1/2 of the whipped topping. 2. Line the bottom of a 9x13 inch dish with vanilla wafers. Arrange sliced bananas evenly over wafers. Spread with pudding mixture. Top with remaining whipped topping. Chill

Banana Pudding
See gallery for picture Banana Pudding 2 Bags Peppridge Farm Chessman Cookies 6 to 8 bananas sliced 2 cups milk 1-5 ounce box instant French vanilla pudding 1-14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk like eagle brand 1-8 ounce package cream cheese 1-12 ounce container frozen whipped topping thawed. I used 8 ounce instead Line the bottom of a 13x9x2 inch dish with a bag of cookies and layer bananas on top In bowl combine milk and pudding mix and blend well using a handheld electric mixer. User another bowl, combine the cream cheese and condensed milk together until smooth. Fold the whipped topping into the cream cheese mixture. Add the cream cheese mixture to the pudding mixture and stir until well blended. Pour the mixture over the cookies and bananas and cover with the remaining cookies. Refrigerate until ready to serve

Banana Cheesecake Dessert
Ingredients: * 2 packages (21.4 ounces each) strawberry no-bake cheesecake mix * 3/4 cup butter, melted * 1/4 cup sugar * 3 cups cold milk * 1 can (8 ounces) crushed pineapple, well drained * 3 medium firm bananas, sliced * 1/2 cup chocolate ice cream topping, warmed, divided * 1/2 cup caramel ice cream topping, divided * 1 carton (8 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed * 1/3 cup chopped pecans * Maraschino cherries with stems Directions: Set aside filling and strawberry topping packets from cheesecake mixes. Place the contents of the crust mix packets in a large bowl; stir in butter and sugar until crumbly. Press into an ungreased 13-in. x 9-in. dish. In a large mixing bowl,Beat milk and contents of filling packets on low speed until blended. Beat on high for 3 minutes or until slightly thickened. Spread over the crust. Cover and refrigerate for 1 hour. Spread contents of strawberry topping packets over cheesecak

Banana Muffins
Banana Muffins 1 ¼ cups mashed ripe bananas (3 medium) 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 large egg 1/3 cup sugar 2 cups bisquick baking mix Heat oven to 400. Grease bottoms only of 12 medium muffin cups, 2 ½ x 1 ¼ inches, with shortening, or line with paper baking cups. Beat bananas, oil, egg and sugar in large bowl until well blended. Stir in baking mix is moistened (batter will be lumpy).Divide batter evenly among muffin cups. Bake about 15 minutes or until golden brown. Cool muffins in pan 5 minutes; remove from pan to wire

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Banana Coconut Nut Bread - I Make!
Banana Coconut Nut Bread By: Amma "A very sweet and filling dessert bread. A little goes a long way." Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour Servings 20 Original Recipe Yield 2 loaves *********************************************** Ingredients 3 ripe bananas 2 cups coconut flakes 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1/2 cup sugar 1.5 cups brown sugar 3 eggs 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 cup almonds 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon almond extract Directions 1. I make this by hand, literally - only because my mixer is defunct, but that is not the point, the point is sometimes it is refreshing to use your fingers to create. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees: 3. Simply crack the eggs, peel the bananas, dump all the other stuff in a big bowl and sink your fingers in and start mushing everything together. (Make sure your hands are pristine.) Licking your fingers is your reward for such hands-on labor. Then wash off the residual batter. Pour into two bread lo

Bananas
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on: Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating

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We got to south fla. about two weeks ago, just following da $ if ya know what i mean......we just started hooking shit up and un-tangling stuff........we left NC at 5:oopm 5/25/2012 right after the movers left with the truck.......I-95 south and hang a right 6:30am 5/26/2012 and were here! We want to make global music that everyone can enjoy....dance to.....sing to.....make love to....just good music...the world better wake da fuck up and start love'n again cause time is short and so is life! We gonna flo with an echo st. high that everyone can get off on from Seattle to Key West....... moluv,oneluv,bigluv4ya....... Capt. Buck Ozone

Banana Galaxie Recording Studio
Well if i was a betting man I'd swear it was friday!!!! That just roc's to me but everyday day is friday if ya play your cards right....today we are waiting for our IT guy,who i'll just call "Sparkie" cause I call him everything under the sun but his name!!!! He said he remembers me from 1977-78 but i swear i never met him,but he told me things i did or said that letz me know that we did meet and I dont remember! so much for drug's of the 70's Lol...........anyway waiting for that echo st. high to take place! Capt. Buck Ozone.. PEACE

Banana Galaxie Recording Studio
Well it'z another sunrize here and I'm still dig'n the fact that this is "God's Country" and so glad to be here! Not sure what to write about this morning. Been trying my luck with some of the dating sites,met some nice folks but just can't seem to get over the hump! Maybe I'm not suppose to find ms. right ,right now.......but if youre out there I'm looking for YOU.............pack a toothbrush and get ready for the time of your life! moluv2ya

Banausic
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Banana Pudding Poke Cake!!!
BANANA PUDDING POKE CAKE!!! Ingredients 1 box yellow cake mix (& ingredients to make cake)2 box (small) instant banana pudding4 c milk8 oz whipped topping20 vanilla wafers, crushedsliced bananas - use your own judgmentDirections1 Follow the direction on the cake mix box to prepare the actual cake. Prepare it in a 9 x 13" pan. When golden, remove from over and let cool for a few minutes.2 When just slightly cooled, use the end of a wooden spoon (the handle end) to poke holes into the baked cake. Don't be shy; make the holes big enough for the pudding to seep into and go deep enough with the spoon that you hit the bottom of the pan.3 Next, prepare your pudding mixture. Combine your 4 cups of milk and the instant pudding mix; whisk until fully combined and there are no lumps.4 Now it's time to fill those holes! Pour the pudding mixture ver the entire cake, taking care to get it into all your holes. Use the spoon to help really get it into the cake and spread evenly.5 Refrigerate for

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Ban Condemns Syrian 'brutality' In Homs, Warns Worse May Come
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Band Pictures
One on my Favorite Bands ... CHIEF...did a outdoor Concert Yesterday they are just Kick Ass. Check them out if you like at Chief's MySpace Click Here Pics From the Concert: The Bass Player is just Yummyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Bands I've Seen
Arch Enemy, Himsa, Cradle of Filth, Bleeding Through, Linkin Park, P.O.D., Hoobastank, Story of the Year, Transplants, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, The Offspring, Strung Out, Relient K, Dropkick Murphys, Thrice, Billy Idol, Gogol Bordello, No Use For A Name, Atreyu, Matchbook Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, The Starting Line, Senses Fail, MXPX, All-American Rejects, Motion City Soundtrack, Mae, Hawthorne Heights, Reggie & the Full Effect, Kinison, Bedouin Soundclash, Funeral For A Friend, The Bled, Saosin, Riverboat Gamblers, Valient Thorr, Dorothy Sanchez, Halifax, Gym Class Heroes, Amber Pacific, Horrorpops, Lost City Angels, Throw Rag, Gone All Summer, Roundeye, Still Not Sexy, The Timmys, Shoreline, The A.K.A.S, Near Miss, Burning Bright, Butane, Griz, Emery, Boys Night Out, Hopesfall, Yesterday's Rising, The Spill Canvas, June, Greeley Estates, A Change Of Pace, Matches, My American Heart, A Wilhelm Scream, Big D & The Kids Table, Bleed The Dream, Monty's Fan Club's Fan Club, Op

Ban Doctors...
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million. (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year all age groups is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00018. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Band
I can play a bit of the drums. My uncle is teaching me and he says I'm a natural and I should be able to pick it up quickly. Anyway...Maybe this whole pet shop full time, writing in spare time thing doesn't work out, I could start up a band called: DEMONIC PIZZA Thats like a wicked kick ass name...Maybe I could pull it off! That would so wicked sweet :)

Band Name Has Been Decided!!
Our band has finally decided on an official name! We are now called "Nasty Habits". Our first live show will be in January (exact day when I can rememeber, lol) at the Hampstead Legion. It is open to the public! No membership required to get in for this show. We are going to be inviting the audience to get up to sing with us to whatever song they want. We will be adding new shows and dates very soon! I will keep you posted.

The Band Is Now On Myspace
and we have some music up Minus my vocals as to the fact that we are working on recording them next!! What you hear on myspace is a raw track sound no work done to it yet!! www.myspace.com/crushyourenemies666 I am so stoked about the new band I am in and the way the four of us hang out!! by far this is the best band I have ever had the pleasure to be in!!

Band Logo Required
Hey, my symphonic Black Metal project, Earthwhore, requires a logo! All artists please help! Earthwhore is a project based on the concept that we need to fight back against those who are damaging our sacred Earth, via any means necessary, including depopulating and helping conserve what's important about our world. It's also a mourning of her damage suffered, and expresses so many other emotions. It's fairly melancholic in places but in others it's pretty heavy and blasty but there's always classical influence and symphony if that helps set the mood for it! Logos should be at least slightly BM style and remember the guidelines, inverted pentegrams, crosses and illegibility are all bonuses! For other BM logo designs check out this page: http://www.rockfiend.net/logos.html

Band Members Wanted
for people living in the area of kutztown, pottstown, reading, allentown, boyertown mainly, although yeah Hi there you instrumental people, I want to form a band, and I don't mean some pussy ass metal, hardcore, thrash, grind band, (although i mean thats what the sound will be, but none of those crappy lyrics, like i see you in the black, by night im like razorbalde shit) I mean i want to do something interesting, brutal and to the point! Ive been writing some interesting political, meaningful, TRUE TO LIFE lyrics which you might find to change your views of this so called reality. basically, i want to bring an Elysia stlye band (not exactly the same though)to the east coast, lately, well frequently i have been taking the style of lyrics and the instrumental part of their music very seriously and beginning to realize that hardcore, well not just hardcore, but my life and soul are dying due to false pretenses of mass misinterpretation of what hardcore truly is, and what life rea

Bandaids
(Stars) (glitter) within the (midnight) (sky), as (fairies) (sprinkle) (rainbow) (color) (stardust). Falling upon lost souls in (torn skirts) and (ripped jeans), (mascara) stained faces and (bruises) that can't be hidden. (Abuse) scars them like (graffetti) upon brick walls, souls (dying) as they try to conceal their pain. (Intoxicated) from (alchohol) seering through their viens, soaring high with (cocaine) instead of angel (wings). Darkness looms as they turn to (sex) to feel something, only to decieve themselves as they (lust) for anything real. Angels who have lost themselves, turning into (whores), trading in (wings) and (halos) for (fishnet) and (heroin). (Agony) consumes them, yet they live in complete (denial), (narcotics) becoming the (bandaids) of broken spirits.

Band Update 1-22-07
Whats happenin everyone? I thought I'd spit out a few words now since there is not much to do right now. Armed N Dangerous is making a couple small plans right now on a couple new songs to work with and possibly have them for the next show. Rumor has it that we might actually throw a gig as early as late February. Right now, I can't really comment that much about playing in a month now cause we're still refreshing some of the older songs they always did and maybe have a couple newer songs finalized in a few weeks. Songwise...I will still keep that on the down low until we have a gig. So far, I'm feeling great at practice and we are now practicing 2 times a week since an available spot got open on tuesdays. Other than that...I'll keep you guys posted and keep on readin my blogs. Also, check out some of my video uploads on my profile, get yourself some laughs and some amazement since I'm a Penguins hockey fan. Later all, SL

Band, Assemble!
This is blog number 49999 or something similar. The next person to create one is gonna be like "wow, blog 50000! That's like 5% of a million!" But anyway, onto the point. Neural Funk, the greatest band that ever was, is basically on hiatus. So, I have asked my friend Maddy, who plays a bit o' banjo, to fill in for the drummer as the other half of the rhythm section. I don't want to replace the drummer, as she is very dear to me and I want her to feel as though she will always have a place in any band of which I am a part. But. I can't keep the beat alone. Well, I can, but I prefer not to. People will be like "but Andy, how can you have a punk vibe without any drums?" and to them I say "shut your piehole, cake-eater!" Punk is just that--a vibe. You don't need a fucking musical style for punk (though it can be argued otherwise). As long as we play our hearts out, and as long as we have synergy, we will succeed. That is all any true band ever needed. Talent? No. Talent is second to hear

Band Members And Fans Needed
So, I am back to the way I like to do music, starting from scratch. Right now Segregated Souls is just two band members, but I am looking for new talent to help me out. So, if you are interested in hearing what the Souls will be about check out the myspace page weekly to catch add ons and new songs; www.myspace.com/segregatedsoulsband. Please one and all give the support the band will need and I guaranty if we make it to your town we will give you a new experience. Thanks To All, Soul of Segregated Souls

Bandit
I lost a best friend on Saturday... my buddy, Bandit, went to Rainbow Bridge to wait for me. We got Bandit when he was only 5 weeks old - barely old enough to leave his momma. I had given him to Chuck as a Father's Day present but, on the hour long ride home, as he sat curled in my lap while Chuck drove, he bonded to me. The first thing I did when we got him home was take him directly to the bathtub, where I bathed him three times to get all the fleas off. He didn't like that so much, but he did like being cuddled up to me in a big, soft towel afterward... Once he was dry, I took him downstairs and put him down on the floor. The house we lived in at the time had a sliding glass door to the backyard and little Bandit made a beeline for it. He looked SO confused when he hit the glass - nose first - at full speed and was knocked back on his keester, shaking his head and snorting... As he grew, he went though his wild times, digging, chewing and getting into trouble. He was too smart f

Bands
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Ban Dhmo?
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A Band Of Happiness…
How can I ever tell you Everything you mean to me All the little things you do Sweet words and golden smiles Make me love you even more When we're together it's magic Holding your hand, kissing you Embracing you, loving you Experiencing the essence of you Being with you is all I need To know my life is complete You are the woman of my destiny Savior of my heart and soul Let me make love to you now Joining our spirits into one Sharing our bodies and souls Creating a band of happiness A love unbroken by time.

Bands I Hate
afi- f*ck those wussy little transvestites panic @ the disco!- the worst thing to come out of vegastown nickelback- bunch of long-haired fugly buttholes HIM- so bland and unorigional, bam margera should be shot for wearing their little sign evanescence- can s*ck my d*ck! papa roach- emo fags, kill yourselves metallica- overrated bunch of sissies. and i know what you're about to say; but f*ck their early records too! icp- haha i hate all their stupid jugga ho followers too taking back sunday- you do not rock, you are queer creed- christians are dumb alkaline trio- more like buttlick trio all american rejects- if you think they are punk rock you're a tool tool- friggin songs go on forever n' sh*t! slipknot- is for little zit faced adolescents, grow up hawthorne hieghts- need i say anything? anti flag- trying too hard to be something they're not the casualties- write some lyrics that people might give a sh*t about avenged sevenfold- just

Band Aid In The Bronx
As reported a couple days ago, maybe someone should look at the new training staff in the Bronx as a possible reason for the Yankee injuries. Well, Brian Cashman, who hired and defended the new crew up until yesterday, decided to fire them: "Though the rash of similar injuries possibly could be explained by bad luck, Cashman determined that cause and effect could not be ruled out. Sources say Miller's methods were not popular with the Yankees, and the players were in near-revolt over the situation. Miller's approach included a de-emphasis of running as a way to build leg strength." Not running to make legs stronger? When keeping it contrarian goes wrong. Steinbrenner will not be pleased with the Cash Man for this one.

Bands Needed For Show In Cleveland Aug 3
Bands needed for show in Cleveland AUG 3 ........ Bands needed for a HUGE multi-band, multi-stage show at Peabody's on Aug 3. All ages event. Great pay incentive for bands! 15 openings. Looking for ROCK, METAL, PUNK bands. 2 openings for Out of State bands (restrictions apply). Contact Jenn @ 440-521-3193 or toxicent_jenn@yahoo.com if interested. Serious inquiries only!

Band Vote Look!!!
Ey guys/girls! I'd like to ask a small favor/few moments of your time! A really awesome local band called IMMORTAL DOMINION needs our votes for a sponsorship contest! If you would go to http://www.residentrockstar.org/bandsignup and vote for IMMORTAL DOMINION I'll give you a piece of my soul, or maybe a cookie? :D And if you'd like to check out who they are, they have a myspace! http://www.myspace.com/immortaldominion Thanks everyone! I love you! ~Aaron

Band Of Bothers
A NEW group NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option on!The list below is the LINKS to all 71 members click on it to link up with others in our GROUP Please ask me to POST this into BULLENTINS then repost..BUT COPY AND PASTE IT ALL and ADD to your own BLOG t

Band Of Brothers Members List
subject: BAND OF BROTHERS/SISTERS OFFICIAL Members list COPY and PASTE to your BLOGS repost for all ! date: 2007-06-24 02:56:18 THE FOUNDERS ♂МдяQ v.2.0 @ CherryTAP Achilles @ CherryTAP (PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SAL

Band Of Brothers/sisters Member List....yes I Am A Member
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Band Of Brothers Members
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Band Of Brothers
sic vis pacem para bellum (If you want peace prepare for war) THE FOUNDERS ♂МдяQ v.2.0 @ CherryTAP Achilles @ CherryTAP (PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST y our NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must

Band Of Brothers /sisters Members List
sic vis pacem para bellum (If you want peace prepare for war) THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main ph

Band Of Brothers
THE FOUNDERS Achilles & The General ♂МдяQ v.2.0 (Please note if you are not on this list your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) Add and/or Fan all other Members in the group! This is NOT a Bomb squad or Fan me bullshit... This is group of people to inform & protect each other from Down raters, Stalkers & Drama Queens/Kings. What we do, is after someone in our group was been down rated we go & up rate to fix the photo's that have been down rated. We also block the user that did it ...then post their link to inform the other members. We need VIC members to drop 11's on the Photos. All the people who join will be added to Achilles album (Band Of Brothers Members) from there you can see the other members & click the name to go to their profile. Please **Note** we will not accept cherries on the TOP 50 because most only would join for rates, nor Drama Queens/Kings You must have a Salute to join B of B! We will not UpRate Nsfw photo's! Also please no

Band Of Brothers
I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK ALL THE MEMBERS AND NOW FRIENDS FOR ALL YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT.IT REALLY IS OVERWHELMING AND I'LL BE SURE TO GET AROUND TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY. HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING AND LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU ALL.

Banderos Burritos Verde
Prep/Cook Time: 15 minutes Ingredients: 1 tbsp. vegetable oil 1 medium onion, finely chopped 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Creamy Chicken Verde Soup 2 cups shredded cooked chicken 4 flour tortillas (10"), warmed 1/2 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend Directions: HEAT oil in skillet. Add onion and cook until tender. ADD soup and chicken and heat through. SPOON chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Top with 2 tbsp. cheese. Fold sides over filling; fold up ends to enclose. Makes 4 burritos.

Band Of Brothers
Sometimes it is more difficult to be a soldier than one might think. The military has a way of changing you more than you think that you have changed. Combat arms people feel this more than the other services because we bond more through shared emotional and hardship experiences. It strips away the veneer of civility and takes away those little aspects of humanity that we as a society create to build a facade of order. However, the longer you traverse down that road, the harder it is to regain oneself. I have always been a combat arms' soldier and officer. I enlisted in the Infantry, the Queen of Battle, 13 years ago and have never looked back. Upon my commission, I went over to Armor, where I lost most of my hearing...lol...nothing really worth listening to anyway! After that, I tried out and got accepted to Special Forces. After years of combat arms' service, I have lost myself . I no longer know how to communicate with non-military personnel. What is worse, I have l

The Band Thing
The most enduring local bands do not necessarily have the greatest talent, but the greatest compatibility of temperament types. You can't have a band with four charismatic leaders. There is a leader-often the person who felt the need for the band in the first place-and the others. No matter what they call themselves, they're Giant Ego and the Yes Men, or Spotlight on Me and the Interchangeable Sidemen. I suppose there are some musicians who put together bands because they enjoy playing music. Rather than ending with fireworks, they quietly peter out because the players can no longer find the time to practice or do the work involved in booking and performing. Or like Hootie and the Blowfish, they make their money, buy their houses, and retire early to play golf. But more often there is always one person in the band who is the Problem, or as I like to call him, the Giant Asshole, the Ego from Hell, the Big Baby, the one who cannot comprehend that not everything is about him because

A Band
Wrap my head with a Band of Thorns. Deprive me of my flesh, my blood. My bones may break with each stone you throw, but you may not scathe my soul. I will eternally be yours my friend. Your stones have cut like glass, yet my feebled handhas always has the strength to pull you from your Strand of Sorrows. Seek me out whenever you are in need. I am here forever and always, just always unnoticed. I can see your memories and relive them in my own. Feel my touch, not on your skin, but deep within your mind. Feel me in your soul. Inspire me with your purity. Surround me in your sanity, and I shall live in Serenity. Now wrap my head with the Band of Thorns, deprive me my friend, but you can never scathe my soul.....

The Band
HEY FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ CHECK A BAND CALLED HOT ACTION COP THEY REALLY ARE A GREAT BAND IF YOU HAVE MY SPACE YOU CAN CHECK THEM OUT THERE AN THEY HAVE VIDS.ON YOU TUBE.... I JUST SAW THEM IN LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY AND IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOW I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME SO CHECK THEM OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YA THINK KISSES TO ALL WHO READ THIS

Band Info
What Up My Peeps! Evil_Corpse's 6 track Demo release date has been pushed back. When I get the date I will Post it. Evil_Corpse's official web page will be up shortly. Date will be announced. Band pics well be autographed and put on e-bay. 8x10 and 8x11.

The Band H.i.m.
Well strike me as surprised. This band I haven't really heard anything out of here in the states, however for you Bam Magera fans, you know this band pretty well. Fram what I can gather this band was formed in Finland in 1995 H.I.M. stands for (His Infernal Majesty.) The band has reached success in Europe, however I have not heard anything from them here in the states. As formentioned, There is a ton of H.I.M. stuff out there. The thing that makes me remember them the most is the heartogram, which Bam showed in many episodes. It would appear that there is more songs out there then what I thought. As I looked them up on youtube.com, and got a lot of vidz for them. Some of which are in my stash. However, out of the 10 or so songs I listened to, Killing Loneliness was the one that I liked. I don't know why, this song is...well....I assume that it talks about losing a love. I'm not really sure what it's talking about, I haven't had time to listen to it over and over and ana

Bandit Girl
Bandit Girl by BrendanX© Shona clenched her teeth against the searing pain. A narrow line of fiery torment burned across the middle of her bare back, adding its agony to the others that simmered on her skin. She sagged in her bonds, her wrists tugging at the ropes that stretched her arms taut between two vertical posts. Her spine arched and her body stiffened as her limbs tensed against the lash. She cried out, but the yell was cut short by a gasp of pain as the whip whistled and cracked behind her. Looking down, she saw her naked breasts glistening with sweat, her nipples curiously hard and shiny as though displaying some kind of strange arousal. Looking up and straight ahead she saw three villagers, two men and a woman, standing barely six feet from the whipping posts. Like her, they were in their early twenties and of peasant stock. The flogging was being delivered to Shona's back by a burly soldier from the village militia, but the three spectators were more interested

Band Of The Week
Hey folks, We just got "Band of the Week" on moshpitarmy.net. We get featured for a period of time on the front page of the website. Go here for the front page: http://www.moshpitarmy.net/ Or, here to go straight to our band page: http://www.moshpitbands.com/DyingRegret/ Many thanks to Tony at moshpitarmy for his support! Ace

A Band That You Can Listen To All The Time
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Band Name Game
If you haven't seen this before it's a pretty cool game. Each of the pictures represents a Band Name. For example, the big #20 towards the bottom of the pic is Matchbox 20. get it??? See how many u can get. Good Luck!!

Bands Who Need Booking
Anyone who is interested in having a booking agency help book their tour and make things easier for them contact me for info on where to send your press kits and check out Onetribe booking agency at http://www.myspace.com/groovetribe

Band Had A Gig Check It Out On Myspace
Hey everyone check out this new and upcoming rock band they have great music and they are great people as well Vinyl Din check them out i have one of their songs on my profile here is their link on myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72655689 THEY HAVE A GIG AT You are sweet! Thank you so much! We hope you and all your friends will be at our show on Wed Feb 20th at the El Rey all ages tickets are 10 bucks contact us on here!

Band-aid
I'm sitting here contemplating on past events. Things that were done and said , somethings disagreeble ,somethings said in haste and even somethings said while the mind is fueled by chaos and alcohol. I 'm sure we have all done this from time to time. Was the words true? , at the time I'm sure it was. I'm sure that things that I have said in my past were just as true as to the time and situation that I was going through. Maybe the message could have been not as harsh , but again , things said in the middle of a chaotic situation. Do I regret it. Not really.Can't take back what was said or done and there is no point in dwelling on it. Now is the time that I put my past in a box , lick my wounds and slap on a Band-Aid

Band Game
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... -Korn- Are you male or female: Justin Describe yourself: Coming Undone How do some people feel about you: Freak on a Leash How do you feel about yourself: Counting on me Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Another Brick in the Wall Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Alone I Break Describe where you want to be: Divine Describe what you want to be: Alive Describe how you live: Here to Stay Describe how you love: A.D.I.D.A.S. Share a few words of wisdom: Wake Up Hate, Right Now!...:D

Band
Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........ Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::.... Metallica Are you male or female: Enter Sandman Describe yourself: Sad But True How do some people feel about you: The Unforgiven How do you feel about yourself: Holier Than Thou Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: My Friend of Misery Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Through the Never Describe where you want to be: Wherever I May Roam Describe what you want to be: Of Wolf and Man Describe how you live: The God That Failed Describe how you love: Nothing Else Matters Share a few words of wisdom: The Struggle Within

The Band
The myspace for my band Minimal Fall is www.myspace.com/minimalfall We are out of Ville Platte, Louisiana. We usually play 4 hour sets at bars in the local area. We have a wide range of music; classic rock to alternative, even a little country. Anything we enjoy playing, we play. Some of our original songs are posted on the myspace. The recordings were done in a living room with our mixer and a computer, definately not studio quality. If you would like to contact us, either message me here on Fubar, or message the band on myspace. Either way you will get a number and we can work things out. :) Thanks for checking this out! I'll keep my friends list posted on show dates.

Bandits Play For Championship
So Today I will be at the NLL Championship where the Bandits take on the LumberJax. I was going to give the lowdown but there was an article on NLL.com that does a better job then I could. I will just add that there is pregame stuff that starts at 6pm. EDGE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMe: BANDITS VS 'JAX Buffalo hosts Portland on Saturday at HSBC Arena 05/15/2008 Final preperations are being made for the 2008 Edge Championship Game, which will be held on Saturday when the Buffalo Bandits host the Portland LumberJax at HSBC Arena. The Buffalo Bandits will host the Portland LumberJax on Saturday at 7:30 PM ET in the Edge 2008 National Lacrosse League Championship Game at HSBC Arena. The Bandits, who are the top overall seed in the playoffs, have defeated the New York Titans and Philadelphia Wings on their home turf in East Division playoff games, while the LumberJax, who were seeded eighth overall in the post-season, have been road-warriors, upsetting the Calgar

Band Merch
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to cafepress.com/davesapparel ..... Our Cd will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony

Band Merch 2
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to cafepress.com/davesapparel ..... Our Cd (2 for the road) will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony

Band
band 6. SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURRY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT (Waters) Aye, an' a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down Ran it down by the home, and I flew Well, I slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade And I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down had taken, never back the raise And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore, Right outta a' pocket, I ran down, down the mountainside Back on Battlin the fiery horde that was falling around the feet. Never! He cried, never shall ye get me alive Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew! Well, I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust, And I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried! Frae the bottom of his heart That I would nay fall but as dead, Dead as I can by a' feet, d'ya ken? And the wind cried Mary. A hidden message (at half normal speed) is at 4:32-

Bandimere Race Track 2day/2morrow
so yup....starts at 830 am 2day .......so this should be fun......and of course...im going to do tickets....not much of a race guy.....although the crowds for races are fun. so i'll keep ya informed on how this 1 goes.

The Band That Draws The Most Wrath From Me
if there is one band on this planet that makes my blood boil with how incredibly bad they are it would have to be Nickelback. sorry....i FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! how can i band LITERALLY write the same song for 5 albums in a row and still sell millions of records?!?!?! seriously every song has the same notes, chords, chord changes...it's fucking more simple than most punk songs. and what the fuck does their singer have to whine and bitch about still? he's a fucking millionare for christs fucking sake.....you have nothing to bitch about you fuck nut who is in their 30's singing lyrics that sound like they were written by a 12 year old jr. high school girl!!!! i know i'm not the only one. surely there are other people out there that would rather have major dental surgery than listen to Nickelcock.

Band
Marine Corps Band The armies of the ancient Greeks and Romans knew their stuff. Their military drummers dictated cadence -- and, perhaps confidence -- as their legions marched into combat. By the 1700s in Europe and America, fifers added "fighting spirit" as they accompanied the military drummers. The U.S. Marine Corps drummers and fifers evolved into the U.S. Marine Corps Band, the oldest musical organization in the United States. On 11 July 1798 the U.S. President, John Adams, signed a congressional act that formalized the band members as "a drum major, a fife major, and thirty-two drums and fifes." There was no war at the time, so the band concentrated on its music. They held their first documented concert in Washington on 21 August 1800. By December of that year their inventory of instruments had expanded to include two oboes, two clarinets, two French horns, and a bassoon. During the presidency of Thomas Jefferson, he declared the new Marine Band to be "The President's Own,"

Bands I've Seen Live.
Motley Crue(X3) Faster Pussycat Warrant Ozzy Osbourne Lamb of God Static X Lordi Hatebreed Behemoth DevilDriver Nile Ankla The Showdown 3 Inches of Blood Daath In This Moment Chthonic Black Tide Black Sabbath Marilyn Manson Slipknot Papa Roach Linkin Park Disturbed Crazy Town Black Label Society(X2) Mudvayne Union Underground Taproot Systematic Godhead Nonpoint Drowning Pool Spineshank Hatebreed Otep No One Pressure 4-5 American Head Charge Pure Rubbish Beautiful Creatures Flyleaf Mindless Self Indulgence The Birthday Massacre Julien-K Charlie Daniels Band Sugar Hill Gang Tool

Band Contest For My Neice...
Re: Void808 http://miraconnextionz.net/tbc.html We were entered into a contest where we have a chance to win a free TOP NOTCH promotional package that we really need. Out of 1,000’s of bands/groups we’ve made it to the top 16 finalists. So please, take a moment to go to the url below and vote. You will not have to sign up for anything or give any personal info . When the site loads, click on the part that says “CLICK HERE TO VOTE” about a ¼ of the way down the page. You’ll be redirected to another page where all you have to do is click the little button by our picture and then click submit…. Then you’re done. I love you!

Band Names A To Z
Asshole axolotls Bitch slapping bulldogs Chunky chipmunks Dilapidated dodo birds Exotic eagles Fucked up ferrets Gimpy guinea pigs Horny horny hippos Idiotic iguanas Jacking Jaguars Kinky koalas Limping lamas Murdering manatees Nagging newts Obese owls Puking pigs Quizzing quails Retarded robins Sexy swordfish Tasty tigers Unimagined Unicorns Visual vultures Wacky whales X ray x wings (its x give me a break) Yacking yaks Zealot zebras (look the first word up there might be 3 of you that read this if that, that knows what it means) and I could have come up with something for x but then I would have had to use the internet and betray my creativity so instead I just tossed in something lame lol

Bandido Nation
This was written for us by a supporter, then given for our approval.....I love it Bandido MC Nation We live our lives from day to day, and really don’t care what the world has to say. We hear the stories and lies being told, Yet most don’t know anything about the Red and Gold! Ours is a world unlike any other, As it takes much more than the words you say and a bike, to be called Brother. We have Loyalty without question, and don’t ride any fence, with Red and Gold in our hearts, we take on ANY consequence. Our Brotherhood is close unlike any you have ever known, When is comes to disrespect, NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN! We wear our colors in our hearts not just on our backs, LOVE,LOYALTY & RESPECT is our way of life, not just our patch. With our Brothers by our side we are never alone, So Make No Mistake We Take Care of Our Own. We are husbands, fathers, and above all Brothers without reservation, We Are The Ones Your Parents Warned You Abou

Bands That Are Featured On God's Forsaken Radio
God's Forsaken Radio would like to annouce all the bands we have picked up and feature on the station. Marshall Fucking Beck, Texas Metal Alliance, Conquest, Real Steel, Wretch, Chris Caffery, Further Lo, Fatal Smile, Avoidingx, Two Second Hate, Madlife, Warrior, Handful of Rain, Walking Lies, Yigaels Wall, Dragonwyck and Skull Hammer. We are honored to be able to play their tunes on the station. So tune in to God's Forsaken Radio and enjoy all these kick ass bands!!!!

Bandits Season Is Soon
So I have no idea if anyone even reads my blog here, yeah I never post. But this past weekend I had a great time at TSO, allways a great time. Then the next day was The Buffalo Bandits had an open practice it was nice to watch and then off course they have the Bandettes and it was cool to see the Championship Trophy also. Not sure if this will work but here is slideshow of the event. Bandtits Practice 2008

Bands That Are Featured On God's Forsaken Radio
Bands that are Featured on God's Forsaken Radio God's Forsaken Radio would like to annouce all the bands we have picked up and feature on the station. Marshall Fucking Beck, Texas Metal Alliance, Conquest, Real Steel, Wretch, Chris Caffery, Further Lo, Fatal Smile, Avoidingx, Two Second Hate, Madlife, Warrior, Handful of Rain, Walking Lies, Yigaels Wall, Dragonwyck and Skull Hammer. We are honored to be able to play their tunes on the station. So tune in to God's Forsaken Radio and enjoy all these kick ass bands!!!!

Band-aids
it comes and goes. like the nausea the morning after when we drank until we could finally sleep but didn’t sleep woke up sore and shaky the next morning. and meanwhile i’m trying hard to keep track of all the time and all the times and all the anything. i broke my fucking hourglass and now i can’t sort out the sand. i’m letting it slip aimlessly through my fingertips and it just piles up on the floor. like what? fuck you. i’m sand and i represent your lost time. and i make daily attempts to appear less heartless and i bite my tongue when she asks if i’ll forgive. until i’m sick of the charade and take a proverbial bowling ball and chuck it into all the fancy little white lies i’ve set up. screaming “I’M A PIECE OF SHIT.” and fuck it, i never loved him, i don’t know how. and maybe i did but i don’t know and i should know, well shouldn’t i? and i’m confused now, and i’ve got so many tangles of theories and suppositions and epiphanies and bullshit and the times ju

Bands I Have Seen
I have seen: Gwar x2 Cradle of filth x2 DevilDriver Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job For a Cowboy Bullet For my Valentine Atreyu Septicflesh Satrycon Vains of Jenna Amon Amarth Straight Line Stitch Avenged Sevenfold Napalm Death Dying fetus Wind of Plague Blackguard Darkest Hour x2 And others that I don't know or care to know the names of. These are just the ones who I remember. The first tour I saw was the Sounds of the Underground at the Myth in Maplewood, MN. 11 straight hours of Death Metal and it stared: Gwar - Headline Shadows Fall Mushroomhead Job for a Cowboy Amon Amarth ----------------------------------------------- Not more than 6 months later Cradle of Filth came to the area with Gwar. In the Viva la Bands tour at the Myth: Cradle of Filth - Headline Gwar CKY - no show Vains of Jenna Awesome show but advise to Vains of Jenna. Hair metal is out dated give the 80s their sound back. ----------------------------------------------- The next one which sucked donkey balls T

Band- Cold - Song - Wasted Years
"Wasted Years" There's a game life plays makes you think you're everything they ever said you were Like to take some time Clear away everything I planned Was it life I betrayed for the shape that I'm in It's not hard to fail it's not easy to win did I drink too much could I disappear and there's nothing that's left but wasted years There's nothing left but wasted years If I could change my life Be a simple kind of man try to do the best I can if I could see the signs I'd derail every path I could now I'm about to die won't you clear away from me give me strength to fly away Was it life I betrayed for the shape that I'm in It's not hard to fail it's not easy to win did I drink too much could I disappear and there's nothing that's left but wasted years There's nothing left but wasted years There's nothing left but wasted years

Band Song
So I was dickin' around on my band's MySpace, and with a two-track demo CD that I had recorded a few months ago, and I finally put one of the songs on my band's profile. So if you have a MySpace, look up "Put Up Or Shut Up" and listen to the song. It's called "The Thin Line Between Life And Death." It's an instrumental that I wrote three years ago. The sound quality is shit, and it's only a recording of me, but it's a start, God Damn it! Let me know what you think. Thanks! -C.S.S. P.S. - Here's the link for my page, if you want to check it out. www.myspace.com/rezoniteprohotmailcom You'll probably have to copy and paste it onto your address bar, because it didn't make it a link for some reason. But let me know what you think.

Band Name And Album Cover
CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER: To Do This 1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album. 3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. 4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together. 5 - Post your Album Cover Below and then create your own Blog for your friends to make their own!