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Bandits Beat Lumberjax
The Bandits won Last night over the lumberjax it was such a great time it really was. Not sure if anyone reads this but if they do here is a slideshow.
Bandits Lost, Argh
Well The bandits lost an Important game to the Titans and it is to bad. Hopefully they will get their winning ways back, hey maybe this slide show will work we shall see. Titans Beat Bandits 2009
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well we're still in the struggle of finding a name for the band...so far we're nameless... :p A few names have been introduced by the other band members...but we are still searching for the right one...got any ideas?? Drop a line..
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One of the "Band of Brothers" soldiers died on June 17, 2009. Harvey ShackelfordWe're hearing a lot today about big splashy memorialservices. I want a nationwide memorial service for Darrell "Shifty" Powers. Shifty volunteered for the airborne in WWII and served withEasy Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, part of the 101stAirborne Infantry. If you've seen Band of Brothers on HBO or the History Channel, you know Shifty. His character appears in all 10 episodes, and Shifty himself is interviewed in several of them.> > I met Shifty in the Philadelphia> > airport several years ago. I didn't know who he was at> > the time. I just saw an> > elderly gentleman having trouble reading his ticket. I> > offered to help, assured> > him that he was at the right gate, and noticed the> > "Screaming Eagle",> > the symbol of the 101st Airborne, on his hat. Making conversation, I asked him if he'd been in the> > 101st Airborne or if his> > son was serving. He said quietly that he had been
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The Band Line Up! Concert Is December 5th!
ALOT OF FLORIDIANS KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS CONCERT AND KNOWS IT FUKKIN ROCKS!!! WELL HERE IS THE LINE UP OF BANDS THAT WILL BE PLAYING THIS YEAR IN NO SET ORDER... MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA CAGE THE ELEPHANT SICK PUPPIES METRIC OUR LADY PEACE PANIC! AT THE DISCO AFTER MIDNIGHT PROJECT ANBERLIN 30 SECONDS TO MARS MATISYA-U SKINDRED THE USED GREAT LINE UP! I CAN NOT WAIT TO GO!
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Band Playing Out Again
So, loves, Pandoras toybox will be out an playing once again! We have a tentitive booking at the BlackMoon in Belchertown Mass, come April. Lets cross our fingers. It's a bit closer this time. Once we get to booking I will send invites! Oh on a side note. For those with myspace, and are interested in the band or want a listen add us myspace.com/pandorastoyboxband myspace.com/yourladymorgan pandorastoybox.net
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We will have a release date for the album soon along with the premiere party and tour info. We're going to do something to kind of promote the band, something we would appreciate everyone's help with. We'd love it if you could show your love and support of the band. If you find yourself with the time, make a salute for us and take a pic of it. We want to show them off in a promotional ad and some shows. Be creative. We love creativity, and we don't discriminate. Also, we are in the process of coming up with a concept  for the videos for the singles and keep going to one point and direction. Having a single girl featured in all the videos, kind of telling a story throughout them (think Whitesnake, etc). If interested, let me know and I'll put you in contact with our management. Oh, one last major announcement. The first five fans who ask, will be able to place our player on their page. This will help us tremendously in getting the word out there. Those five will be given tickets and
Band Review For Piranah
When I was asked to do a review for Piranah, I was a bit scared but when i sat down to listen to the tracks for the hundreth time, it was easyfor me to do. The voice of Darren just allows your mind to wander to the a place you have never been to before. The bass gives your soul a place to jump to.  The drums...well lets just say your heart starts to beat in rythm with to every rata tat tat.....the gutiar in and out from the smooth to ruff sound is where it's all put together to complete the story they are telling you!However, I could not do this review on my own. I asked my closet friend at the station and our band relations manager Pryjmaty to help me with this as she is a huge fan of Piranah.Pryjmaty : "My thoughts on Mutation......total truth.....the first time I heard it, I couldn't get it out of my head at work all the next day. It's catchy but hard-hitting at the same time! Visions of the Damned makes me feel like I'm in a movie....walking down a dirty alley and seeing the sights
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We started working on some new music this past week, we are now up to about 50 songs. So we are getting closer and closer to enough music for our two nighter coming up in a few weeks. I'm so excited because we are booking more and more shows. 
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So this really blows. Me and hubby have our own place - a two story house that's a half double but really don't look like it. It's beautiful on the inside, lol. The outside needs a serious coat of paint. Inside though, we have a decent kitchen, a nice living room, and two bedrooms and the bathroom upstairs. We don't pay horribly much on rent, and the bills don't seem to be that bad. Hubby has a job, as well as the roommate we now have, but the problem is that I myself can't find a job. I have tried, and it's starting to piss me off. So I mostly sit at the house and clean, because the only other two options I have are to go the one house where I know people, or to come to the library. :( I hate it, cause I went from having at least a few friends I could talk to down to two that recently act like they don't want me there. Trust me, this will get on your nerves quickly. We don't have cable or the internet at the moment (or our computer, for that matter), so about the only thing I can do a
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As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life, Remember......... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was wor
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember . 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written impressive new book.It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope onlyexpects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a la
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember , 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try
Banish Bad Memories
Memory Rite This is a rite used to rid oneself of potentially damaging block, or denied memories- "The premise for this rite is that we all have blocked memories in ourselves, that we either won't, or can't face. They may include everything from being teased at school by our 'friends' to emotional, physical, or mental abuse by parents, loved ones, etc. The purpose of this rite is to draw these hidden memories up into a closed box, open it in a manner similar to the Pandora myth, and meet, greet, and make peace with the memories, as they can be very detrimental to one's ego growth if kept hidden. Instead of finding hope in our boxes though, we will find acceptance, and peace with oneself, and one's past. " This rite is good for anyone, even those who assume they have had perfect childhoods. You don't always realize the past is dragging you down until it is too late, and you would be amazed by what you can find out about yourself! You will need: Yellow candles Kamea of sol A
Banishing Unwanted Entities
TO BANISH AN UNWELCOME ENTITY Speak directly to the entity, or in the room most affected, saying: It is time to leave here; all is well. There is nothing here for you now, You must be gone Go now, go ~ complete your passing, Go, and with our blessing fare well. Farewell. Remove everything of the previous occupant ~ writing and photos in particular. If there is anything you wish to keep, purify it with salt or incense, saying: With this I purify you of the past Of hurt and memories Keeping only Love SPELL TO RID YOUR HOME OF UNWANTED GHOST/SPIRIT Begin by putting everything in its proper place. Clean your house to perfection, open the windows, and bless all your magical implements. Next, moving always to your left (counterclockwise, or wid-dershins as it is called in magical circles) anoint the doors, windows, and all openings of your home with a mixture of water (water), fennel (fire), oats (Earth), pine (air), and sage (wisdom). These represent all elements of the magic
Banish Workday Blues Spell
Wednesday, February 7 ~Tammy Sullivan~ Color of the day: White Incense of the day: Evergreen Banish Workday Blus Spell February is famous for cold, dreary weather that saps energy and makes the mind numb. This spell heats our productivity back up and releases the workday blues. Build a small fire in your cauldron. Wright down each symptom on separate slips of paper-for instance, "low energy" or "weariness." As you write the words, channel that emotion through your arm and onto the paper. Throw them into the fire and say: Be gone all feelings of boredom and blues. It is the glow of joy I choose. No longer will my day be too much for me: I spend my time productively. I am happy with high energy. As I speak it, so mote it be! Sprinkle blessed salt over the ashes and scatter them to the winds.
Banished From Hell
I have done many enormities I will now live for eternities Not welcome in heaven Banished from hell You can no longer tell how far I fell into the darkness I can't stand this emptiness Every day the grows greater I'm trapped between, no longer I can enter The things you call pain is simply just a splinter Every where I go it's sanguinary All that I live with, you call out of teh ordinary the weight on my shoulders started as an itch Now my strength is pure and rich There is nothing now but sheer pain I am no longer sane I have the powers no mortal can attain I get to choose wether you live or die Now that you have met real pain, do you have a reason to cry? Do you feel my pain? The bloodshed and tears I felt while standing in the rain Anger flows from every thing in me It makes me want to go on yet another frenzy This addiction I have will not stop I now kill randomly and mercilessly There eyes staring at me looking as if they asked to spare their lives and wish
Banishing Unwanted Entities
TO BANISH AN UNWELCOME ENTITY Speak directly to the entity, or in the room most affected, saying: It is time to leave here; all is well. There is nothing here for you now, You must be gone Go now, go ~ complete your passing, Go, and with our blessing fare well. Farewell. Remove everything of the previous occupant ~ writing and photos in particular. If there is anything you wish to keep, purify it with salt or incense, saying: With this I purify you of the past Of hurt and memories Keeping only Love SPELL TO RID YOUR HOME OF UNWANTED GHOST/SPIRIT Begin by putting everything in its proper place. Clean your house to perfection, open the windows, and bless all your magical implements. Next, moving always to your left (counterclockwise, or wid-dershins as it is called in magical circles) anoint the doors, windows, and all openings of your home with a mixture of water (water), fennel (fire), oats (Earth), pine (air), and sage (wisdom). These represent all elements of the magic
Banish Bad Memories
Memory Rite This is a rite used to rid oneself of potentially damaging block, or denied memories- "The premise for this rite is that we all have blocked memories in ourselves, that we either won't, or can't face. They may include everything from being teased at school by our 'friends' to emotional, physical, or mental abuse by parents, loved ones, etc. The purpose of this rite is to draw these hidden memories up into a closed box, open it in a manner similar to the Pandora myth, and meet, greet, and make peace with the memories, as they can be very detrimental to one's ego growth if kept hidden. Instead of finding hope in our boxes though, we will find acceptance, and peace with oneself, and one's past. " This rite is good for anyone, even those who assume they have had perfect childhoods. You don't always realize the past is dragging you down until it is too late, and you would be amazed by what you can find out about yourself! You will need: Yellow candles Kamea of sol A
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ........."Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
Banish The Muffin Top--from Aol.com
Banish the muffin top Posted: Aug 16th 2007 7:51PM by Martha Edwards Filed under: Natural Beauty You might have heard of the phrase "muffin top." If that mention got your mouth watering, you probably haven't been educated as to what the modern-day muffin top is -- it's that bit of flab that hangs out over top of your pants. It's also known as "Dunlap Syndrome" as in, your stomach done lap over your jeans. So how do you get rid of the "muffin top-Dunlap Syndrome"? Well, you start by doing 500-crunches and running a few miles every day for a month, or you could take a more novel approach -- buy bigger pants and looser, longer tops. Also, take advantage of the fact that high-waisted jeans are coming back into style and put your ultra low-rise ones away ... for now.
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that
Banishing Ritual Of The Pentagram
Banish Hope's End Forever
Hope's end by *QuantumSuz on deviantART Why have I chosen this fearful path? Placed here to become a perfect angel I'm fleeing now to distant realms Where I darken this heaven no more Screaming under a sky of calm Won't change the beauty of this dusk Amidst ethereal evening glow I'm fading gently from your arms Just let me fall from here Your tear; my vacant stare Frosting windows unto my soul Feeling nothing; floating away I'm giving in to this departure And as I disappear, still holding your rose You pray our final embrace will help me remember And banish hope's end forever ©2007-2008 *QuantumSuz
Banished
With our hearts wrapped in Saran- Are we here to hear hollow words or sincere verbs taking flight to fan the silence? damn the silence! as it smothers the violence of a ghost locked and chained in solitude engaged in caged enraged soliloquy the words reaching out like desperate hands gnarled and grasping for even the lightest featherlike touch well deep within digital prisons snarling and gasping across chasms from our telephones too afraid of voices making us three dimensional intentional connection scares us crawling back into the void avoidance fits us so well well worn torn and wholly alone
Banjara Hills Road No.7 Hyderabad New Property @09999684955
Brigade Zenith Road No.7 Banjara Hills Hyderabad Brigade at No 7 is one of the popular Residenital developments prelaunched in Road No.7 , Banjara Hills , at the most envied neighborhood of Hyderabad . Brigade Zenith is planned on 3 acres with 45 apartments across 9 blocks on a Basement + Ground + 4floor structure . Brigade Zenith comprises a combination of 3 bedroom + study and 4bedroom fully vastu compliant apartments measuring from 3350sq.ft  to  3510sq.ft in the range of approximately Rs. 3.6crores to 4crores . With world class Amenities like Club House , Gymnasium, Pool Table, Table Tennis, Children Play Area, Swimming Pool, Basket ball , Court and Recreation and more. Today, Brigade Group is one of South India's leading property developers. We are headquartered in Bangalore, with branch offices in several cities in South India and in Dubai. We have a uniquely diverse multi-domain portfolio that covers property development, property management services, hospi
Banksy Art Show In La
If your in LA this weekend I highly recommend the "Banksy" art show downtown - superhot! A few pics from the opening last night in my gallery... http://www.banksy.co.uk/
The Banks Of Bonnie Doon
The Banks Of Bonnie Doon by Robert Burns (1759–1796) Yon banks and hills of bonnie Doon, How can you bloom so fresh and fair? And little birds, how can you chaunt With me so weary... full o' care? You'll break my heart, you warbling birds That wanton thru the flow'ry thorns You remind me of departed joys Departed... never to return. Oft did I rove by bonnie Doon To see the rose and woodbine twine And every bird sang of its love As fondly once I sang of mine. With lightsome heart I pulled a rose Full sweet from off its thorny tree But my first lover stole that rose And, ah! has left its thorns with me.
Bank Scam
SCAM ALERT!!!! there is a current scam claiming to need us representatives to manage accounts for an international company. if you or someone you know have been scamed please contact me A.S.A.P. with enough people being scammed the U.S. Secret Service WILL ACT I have already been in cantact with them and now i just need your help gathering up as many people as possible that have been scammed.
The Banks Of The Sweet Valley
It was all upon the banks of the sweet valley There’s the sweetest flavour and health I smelt the flavours into my humbly nose That flowers just can live so beauty on there own!! It made my heart little froze While I smelt the flavour I immediately felt tickles into my belly I saw butterflies shining into the water throughout my amorously eyes It all happened down by the banks of the sweet valley I’ve got taken away by far the three sweetest roses but they could withering … I had never knew!! Because she doesn’t love me back Now these roses fading away like the cold morning dew
Bank Loans
We gotta see if the Bank will lend us the money...after closing costs its going to be like 110,000....but considering its not out in the boonies that is CHEAP!!! we are hoping that somehow someway payments won't be more than 700 a month including the escrow.
Bank Account
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a
Bankrupt?
I give oot so many gifts that I'm running oot of cherry bucks.:( Problem is that only a few rate my stuff, so I have to depend on what I can rate, which even maxing oot, only rating during happy hour, I spend more than I get in. Rating my pics and stash would be a big help so that I can keep giving gifts to everyone. So if you have some time, and want some points yourself, feel free to go through my albums and stash;)
Bankers Balls
The Banker's Balls A little old lady went into a Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$195,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Madam, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." The president laughs, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you l
Bank Account
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Bank Account
A 92-year-old, small-framed, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged
Bank Of God
BANK OF GOD The Bank of God is an establishment for receiving thanks and praises The Bank of God is an establishment for keeping peace, love, and unity The Bank of God is an establishment for issuing angels; regulatory representatives The Bank of God is an establishment for lending a helping hand; guidance; direction God examines, verifies, approves or rejects my daily transactions God's commandments, ordinances is my overdraft protections I make sure I keep my life, my account in good standing, good condition My account has been open for several years And only can be closed by God and my loved ones will shed their tears
Bankers And Us Gov Attacking Brown Residence!!!
REPOST!!! RED ALERT - Ed & Elaine Brown UNDER ATTACK Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2007 RED ALERT - Ed & Elaine Brown UNDER ATTACK Sent: Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:35 PMSubject: shots fired shots fired red alert30 t 40 rounds fired behind the house nose heard in the woods every one is at battle stations this in not a drill i repeat this in not a drill danny-------------------WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS EMAIL FROM THE BROWN PROPERTY. START POSTING TO EVERY BLOG AND WEBSITE, START EMAILING EVERYONE ALIVE AND MOBILIZE NOW SPREADING THE WORD IMMEDIATELY. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jack Herer Date: Jul 28, 2007 9:10 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Liebchen Protesting 800 FEMA Camps NationwideDate: Jul 28, 2007 9:06 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: 9/11 Sponsored by the US GovernmentDate: Jul
Bank Account
This is just something everyone can use in their daily routine so think on it. The last sentence, well everyday is a miracle in itself. A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something
Banking
Banking The sloping of a racetrack, particularly at a curve or a corner, from the apron to the outside wall. Degree of banking refers to the height of a racetrack's slope at the outside edge.
Banker Bet
Square Testicles An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet
Bank Of America
True Phone Call - A Customer To Bank Of America 7-21-07 Bank: This is the Bank of America, can I help you? Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer. Bank: Why? Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere. Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number? Customer: (gives account number) Bank: For security purposes and for your protection,can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number? Customer: No. Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are. Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social secu
Bank Account
This is AWESOME....something we should all remember. A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged... It's how I a
Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provide! d a vis ual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided
Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided t
The Bankruptcy Of The United States
The Bankruptcy of The United States ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 25 Sep 2007, 14:30 thanks Mercury LobarThe Bankruptcy of The United StatesUnited States Congressional Record, March 17, 1993 Vol. 33, page H-1303THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!Speaker-Rep. James Traficant, Jr. (Ohio) addressing the House: "Mr. Speaker, we are here now in chapter 11.. Members of Congress areofficial trustees presiding over the greatest reorganization of any Bankruptentity in world history, the U.S. Government. We are setting forthhopefully, a blueprint for our future. There are some who say it is acoroner's report that will lead to our demise. It is an established fact that the United States Federal Government hasbeen dissolved by the Emergency Banking Act, March 9, 1933, 48 Stat. 1,Public Law 89-719; declared by President Roosevelt, being bankrupt andinsolvent. H.J.R. 192, 73rd Congress m session June 5, 1933 - JointResolution To Suspend The Gold Standard and
Bank Bullsh*t
Bank Bullsh*t Current mood: aggravated So... my check was deposited into my account at midnight last night. I called and it said that the money was in there. I went to the bank to get money out so that Jason and I could get to work today and it wouldn't let me take anything out. So I tried to do a debit for $20 at the gas station. The clerk said it was declined. When I got home, I called the bank again. The bank said that the $20 was debited from my acct. So I went back up to the store. Again, she says it was declined. I have her try to debit $10. Thinking maybe it was just a bank gliche. No, that was declined, too. I go back home. Again, it says the the transaction went through. So, now we're talking about $30 that was taken out of my acct that I did not receive. I'm on the phone with the bank now and have been for an hour. I've talked to 6 supervisors. They want me to wait 15 days so they can file a claim to reverse my money back into my acct. Is it just me or d
Bank Bullsh*t Cont'd
Well.... after talking to the 13th supervisor at the bank, they finally admit that they were having technical difficulties with the debit cards between the hours of 1 am and 6 am. And, they will return the money to my acct. HOWEVER, they have no idea how long that will take.......... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bank Robber
has there ever been such a chap who held up a bank or building society and got arrested found guilty and jailed by the name of robin banks? this i would like to know
Bank Of Ego
If UR bored bomb me N help me own fubcucks just click the pict!
Bank Robber
A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out A gun...and robs the bank! Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses..He Turns around and asks the next customer in line.. 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The customer replies, 'Yes!' The bank robber raises his gun , points it to the customer's head and BANG !!! Shoots him in the head and kills him! He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man,'Did You see me rob this bank?' The man calmly responds ... 'No, but my wife did!'
The Bank Job
I went to see this movie last night. It stars Jason Strathem as a thief who decided to go for his big hit, taking out the Baker Street bank. Based upon a true story, they get more than they bargained for in safety deposit boxes at the bank. Its well done and a definite recommend!
Bank Seeks 6 Billion Euro Bailout
French banking giant Credit Agricole said on Tuesday it was seeking 5.9 billion euros (9.2 billion dollars) in fresh cash from shareholders after taking new charges of 1.2 billion euros for problems in the US subprime market. The bank said its first quarter net profit would be 892 million euros, tumbling from the year-earlier 2.66 billion euros, after a write-down of 1.21 billion euros to cover credit problems at Calyon, its investment bank. Analyst forecasts had been for a first quarter net profit of around 1.2 billion euros. Credit Agricole said it would be reorganising Calyon to focus on its key competencies and on clients with a low-risk profile. The group would also cut the proportion of funds allocated to these activities and embark on a general cost-cutting programme, it said. In March, Credit Agricole, France's biggest retail bank, announced its net income for 2007 had fallen 16.8 percent to 4.04 billion euros in the wake of the US residential mortgage, or subpri
Bank Robber
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
Bank Ceo's
Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get gov't loans By TOM KRISHER and KIMBERLY S. JOHNSON, AP Auto Writers 1 HOUR AGO DETROIT - Ford Motor Co. will tell Congress that it plans to return to a pretax profit or break even in 2011 when its CEO appears before two legislative committees this week. Also, CEO Alan Mulally said he'll work for $1 per year if the automaker has to take any government loan money. The plan Ford is presenting to Congress this week also says it will cancel all management employees' 2009 bonuses and will not pay any merit increases for its North American salaried employees next year. Other cost-cutting actions include a plan to sell Ford's five corporate aircraft, the company said. Mulally said in an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday that Ford will emphasize its cost cutting efforts with the United Auto Workers union and will give much more detail to Congress than it did when lawmakers grilled the automakers' CEOs earlier this month. The
Banks And Others
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls
Bank Job
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Banking - The Whole Truth
First published in the British humor magazine "Punch" on April 3, 1957: Q: What are banks for? A: To make money. Q: For the customers? A: For the banks. Q: Why doesn't bank advertising mention this? A: It would not be in good taste. But it is mentioned by implication in references to reserves of $249,000,000,000 or thereabouts. That is the money they have made. Q: Out of the customers? A: I suppose so. Q: They also mention Assets of $500,000,000,000 or thereabouts. Have they made that too? A: Not exactly. That is the money they use to make money. Q: I see. And they keep it in a safe somewhere? A: Not at all. They lend it to customers. Q: Then they haven't got it? A: No. Q: Then how is it Assets? A: They maintain that it would be if they got it back. Q: But they must have some money in a safe somewhere? A: Yes, usually $500,000,000,000 or thereabouts. This is called Liabilities. Q: But if they've got it, how can they be liable for
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Banks Really Piss Me Off
Well we are now part of the "Foreclosure" group. Yup you read right. Our house is being foreclosed. Why? cause the bank jumped our payments up so high that we couldn't make the payments. Plus when we go 1 payment behind, they jacked the payment from our account. No they didn't have authorization to do this, so, I closed our checking account as soon as I got it back out of the red. Hell the dumb mother fuckers wouldn't refund that money. They claim they don't have the authority to return the money. BULL FUCKING SHIT. They stole that money and I wanted it back. But would they? HELL NO. So now that we have the account closed, they are still bothering me about the damn payments. FUCK THEM. When you lose your job(like me)and have no income at the time.........Yea you will get behind. Yes the hubby lost his job as well. Yes the bank is still calling me about 5 times a day asking for the fucking payment. I keep telling them that we have NO income and are living with in-laws. Thankfully they l
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You have a choice between paying .5%, 1%, 2%, 5% and 10%. The banks are owned by different turfs that enter the lotteryť. Once the bank is acquired, they get to keep it a random time frame between 12 and 24 hours, it is protected for half that time.  Once the protected period is over, other turfs can knock the bank back into the lottery by causing the Boss, Underboss, and all Lieutenants to be dead all at the same time. This takes some strategy as the HL is not always immediate.Some turfs choose to pw protect their banks. This is because only the 10% bank have limited transactions each day. The others have a limited amount of transactions ie: deposit and withdrawals. The % that the bank charges is added to the turf tax of the turf that owns it at the time. Some people will repeatedly deposit $100 at a time because it eats up the transactions for the day and causes the turf to not make so much money. If our allies or friends own any of the banks and they have a pw in place, we will have
Banking The Right Way..
I've know Donna Robertson for a number of years as she's the woman from the bank in charge of my family's mortgage. I actually haven't seen Donna in a couple of years since the death of my father. Thus, it was a bit surprising when Donna showed up at the house. I suspected there had to be something wrong for Donna to make a visit to the house and I was right. My mother's company had been cutting back on her hours and apparently, my mother had been having problems maintaining the payments. I told Donna of not knowing of what to do, especially as I wasn't even schedule for graduation from high school for a couple of years. Donna said she was aware of my situation as her daughter, Stephanie, who graduated the previous year went on a date with me. Donna said Stephanie told her of how I was a perfect gentleman and only wished she had met me sooner. Donna smiled and said she knew of how I could help my mother, but this was if I was willing to be the good son and do everything. Donna said for
The Bank Job
      Hello. My name is Alan. I have spent the last three years in the Waupun Wisconsin Correctional facility. I will most likely never see the outside of this compound again. I have accepted that fact, and if I had everything to do over again I wouldn't change a thing. I broke the law and am now willingly accepting my punishment. This is the story of the day that caused me to be incarcerated. This story is not meant to be an apology, I am only writing this because remembering that day still puts a smile on my face. For seven long years I was a loyal but under appreciated employee of The First National Trust Bank in Racine Wisconsin. I was a hard worker, but could never seem to buy an even break. I would constantly watch as employees would be hired after me and quickly rise through the company above me and into positions of power above me simply because I refused to play the game. It all started with Wendy. The day Wendy was hired was a day that I thought would make my job a
Bankster Dictators Take Credit For America & Thanksgiving
Infowars.comDecember 1, 2012 Alex Jones analyzes a JP Morgan Chase ad that was in heavy rotation over the Thanksgiving holiday that is meant to sell the idea that the mega-bank is the backbone of America, when it reality, it is part of an enormous fraud. Bankster dictators are already bragging about how they have conquered America, now they are taking credit for its very foundational essence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBIT_Lmnscs Similar/Related Articles Ron Paul: CIA Chooses Dictators Around the World How long before the grey dictators march on London? Clinton: Capture of Ivory Coast president is a lesson to dictators everywhere The Military Occupation of America By The Bankster-Owned Traitors CNN Journalist: Mainstream Media Takes Money from FOREIGN Dictators to Run Flattering Propaganda Bankers are the dictato
Bankrupt, Decaying And Nearly Dead: 24 Facts About The City Of Detroit That Will Shock You
Michael SnyderEconomic Collapse Feb 4, 2013 If you want to know what the future of America is going to be like, just look at the city of Detroit.  Once upon a time it was a symbol of everything that America was doing right, but today it has been transformed into a rotting, decaying, post-apocalyptic hellhole.  Detroit was once the fourth-largest city in the United States, and in 1960 Detroit had the highest per-capita income in the entire nation.  It was the greatest manufacturing city the world had ever seen, and the rest of the globe looked at Detroit with a sense of awe and wonder.  But now the city of Detroit has become a bad joke to the rest of the world.  Unemployment is rampant, 60 percent of the children are living in poverty and the city government is on the verge of bankruptcy.  They say that Detroit is just a matter of “weeks or months” away from running out of cash, and when Detroit does declare bankruptcy it will be the largest municipal bankruptcy
Banking Elites
Why The Banking Elite Want Riots in America     Civil War 2: The economic imperative for mass social unrest Paul Joseph Watson & Alex JonesInfowars.com February 11, 2013 Every indication clearly suggests that authorities in the United States are preparing for widespread civil unrest. This trend has not emerged by accident – it is part of a tried and tested method used by the banking elite to seize control of nations, strip them of their assets, and absorb them into the new world order. There is a crucial economic imperative as to why the elite is seeking to engineer and exploit social unrest. As respected investigative reporter Greg Palast exposed in 2
Bank Takeover
ALERT: All Of The Money In Your Bank Account Could Disappear In A Single Moment     Michael SnyderEconomic CollapseApril 4, 2013 What would you do if you logged in to your bank account someday and it showed that you had a zero balance and your bank had no record that you ever had any money in your account?  What would you do if all of the money in your bank account suddenly disappeared in a single moment?  If you had not kept any paper records, which most Americans do not, it would be exceedingly difficult to prove to the bank that you actually had any money in the bank.  If you don’t think that something like this could ever happen in the United States, y
Bank Accounts Confiscated Soon
Ron Paul and Jim Rogers: Government confiscation of private bank accounts to happen here, too     J. D. Heyesnaturalnews.comMay 21, 2013 The United States has been a stable country for most of its 230-plus years, as well as a global hegemonic power since the end of World War II and the world’s primary superpower since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the crumbling of the Soviet Union in 1990. That kind of long-term stability has led many Americans – too many, in fact – to adopt an attitude of, “It can’t happen here – not to us,” attitude. But according to long-serving former U.S. Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, a
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Bonuses Given to Bank of America Employees for Home Foreclosures     Bank of America employees were told to disappear records, falsify documents and blatantly lie to its’ customers Julie WilsonInfowars.comJuly 10, 2013 Homeowners have filed a multi-state class action lawsuit against Bank of America (BOA) for scamming them into foreclosure. Last week, six former BOA employees revealed in a sworn statement to a federal court in Massachusetts that they were given financial incentives for deliberately foreclosing on peoples’ homes.   According to Salon, BOA employees in the mortgage servicing unit “systematically lied to homeowners, fraudulently denied loan modifications, and paid staff bonuses” for forec
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Banned From Walmart
Banned from Walmart This guy sounds like fun..... Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr.. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officia
The Bannister Of Life! Lol!
The Banister of Life As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I
Banned From Wal-mart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior, and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: We
Banned From Posting Mumms Now!!!
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Banned From Walmart
Dear Mrs. Shelley Emerson, Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us again unless your husband stops his antics while you are shopping. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies' restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares".....and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the service desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department. 8.
Banned From My Lounge
I`m Falling and I Can`t See the Ground:no wonder i dont come in here anymore its turned into a cyber room - fucking hypocrits im unsubscribing delete | ban Apparently she thinks talking sex or flirting is wrong and nasty.. and yet.. she came into my lounge every damned day doesnt say a word.. Nothing. Now she complains what they talk about in my lounge.. She doesnt have any right what so ever. Stay out of my lounge Renee.. you aren't welcomed anymore!!!!Good riddens!
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Bannister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling,. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might
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Banned From Commenting
Seems, somebody took offense to my comments and reported me to a CT bouncer. Who decided I was a mence to CT's good name and banned me from posting any type of comments on anyone sites. I'm allowed to rate pic's and that's about it. I've begun purging friends and fans and will only have those who are adult enough to be a friend. I've also decided to post a link to my other page. A site which is truely for the Open Minded Adult who doesn't want a typical Myspace enviorment that CT claims not to be, but deep down they are trying everything possible to be.. Sir Dave - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bouncer: RAVIOLI ™: hi, please stop leave pornagraphic cokments on peoples pages, ty - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - use this url to get to my other page: http://mydungeonspace.com/Sir_Dave/
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Banned?
Appearantly I've been banned from the MUMMs. How did this happen? That's what I'm asking. I asked the same question I asked in my last blog, no swears, no nudity, nothing hateful. It got over 450 views and some 200 votes and then it disappeared. Shortly there after I received a message from the support team informing me that it had violated the terms of service and that I was now on "the list" and if I did it again, my account would be deleted. Which might be all for the better. I wasn't aware that this site was governed by fascists. We used to have some freedoms in the country, right? I seem to recall something about the first amendment. Sorry, I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but this whole editing shit drives me a bit nuts. Ooops, I just swore. And on a site that's supposed to be for 18 and older only. Well, if my account disappears you know what happened. I guess I'll have to start my own site. The only rule I'm thinking about implementing would be to d
Banned From Mumms Again!
I put a Mumm up about useless Mumm comments and it got deleted! It was NOT NSFW in any way, unless someone made a dumb comment. I feel that I should not be banned if there is an unacceptable comment. Now I am sad and could really use some cherry lovin to help make it through today.
Banned..............wtf
Hey sorry guys and gals. I was going to each one of my friends page and leaving love but i guess BBJ doesn't agree with leaving more then one comment with in 3 min.. sooo I've been banned from commenting!
Banned From Exteme X Lounge
I guess i am just supposed to sit in corner when people give me attitude, it seems the powers to be at eXtreme lounge who never said anything to me about using their name or I wouldn't have done it, have decided to ban me because their presious little Tone can dish it out but can't take it. as to my telling people what to say in lounge I was not telling anybody anything, but i have seen arguements started over politics, religion and every other subject known to mankind. So the cowards who run the lounge just ban me without even talking to me, about it well boo hoo poor me, tone queen the 2 of you can kiss my fat italian Butt, But Buzz I at least expected better of you, you could have pulled me aside an said something to me. But Nooooooooooooo like the other 2 you block me from the lounge and your profile cause you don't want to deal with it. thats a great example of a man.for my other friends i will still be here but don't know for how long, Gary if you want me out of DSC just tell me
Banned!!
Welp, I've done it. I cannot mumm, comment mumms, comment pictures, comment blogs, comment bulletins, comment mumms, comment anything. Shit, I cannot even post a bulletin. I'm fucked. And all because of mummery. Someone wanna write an angry letter to BabyJesus on my behest? I'll love you forever....
Banned From The Mumms...
well i just got here today and found that a mumm which i posted lastnight was removed and i have been banned from posting for a week...which i will have to go to scrapper, e-mail him that is has been a week and ask to be put on the mumm list again...lol. I was told to put this mumm in my blog or bulletin because it has no place in the mumms...since i dont use my bulletin i have come here with my silly ass mumm...why you might ask? because i guess its where it belongs...lol... so here it is...brace yourself! SAVE ON FUEL, RIDE A DIESEL...YEAH OR NAY isnt this just terrible...yes i am a mumm sinner...lol
Banned From Writing Mumms!
Now this is good, you write one mumm that someone doesn't like and BAM Error: you're not allowed to do this. yeah they BANNED me from writting them. people can have pics of thier penis out but i can't say people need to stop being whiny. oh this makes me laugh. apparently freedom of speech means nothing. well they could atleast give me my 100 fubar dollars back for the damn mumm!
Banned Yet Again...lol
this brings back memories of school and sitting in the principals office in trouble..lol once again i have been banned from the mumms..*it wasn't me*...lol. why is it that people have to start drama and why is it only certain people who do bother me? I end up getting worked up over something a complete stranger says..usually them being judgemental or just plain out childish behavior...and before you know it wham there i am letting myself be just as lame as they are..insanity..total insanity. I try to think of myself as laid back and mellow but in all reality..at least my reality i am stress out and tense and usually at the edge..the edge of what i do not know...nor do i want to delve into myself at the moment to figure it out...so i have come here to vent, laugh...plan revenge...lol. hope everyone is having a great friday and i hope the weekend goes slow...peace
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Ok, so I was bored today so I looked up this recipe. It claims to be the Webs best. I seldom follow the real recipe though so I changed it up a little bit. Ingredients: 2 1/2 cups of flour. whole wheat if you have 6 tsp Baking powder. 1/2 tsp Salt 2 Tsp Sugar. I added brown sugar 2 eggs. (Optional) I added 1 1 cup of water. I added milk. There are a few methods for cooking these, but I'll cook it my way or no way at all lol. take a large pan and put some olive oil at the bottom and heat to medium low, spread a little dry flower on it. Vent your aggressions and mix all the ingredients into a mixing bowl (small pot in my case) form into pancake sized portions and place in the pan. Be careful, the real recipe calls for water so it'll brown the dough mixture more quickly. Just keep the heat low so that the middle cooks well. then cut into bread stick sized slices and dip with butter or honey. Should take about 12 mins per batch. This recipe made 5 for me.
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Does thought of book banning brings you mind to WWII Germany or something out of Fahrenheit 451? Up until recently the thought the idea of it still happening in our society as insane in the age of the internet and information I was wrong I just discovered in 2006 546 books was challenged or banned some for the sole reason homosexuality yes homosexuality! Because it is not moral who are these people to judge what is moral or not what is to extreme of obscene for me or my children when I have them. I and I alone have that choice and I will not sit and let someone attempt to make that choice for me in closing I will leave you with this quote from Ray Bradbury “There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist / Unitarian, Irish / Italian / Octogenarian / Zen Buddhist, Zionist / Seventh-day Adventist, Women’s Lib / Republican, Mattachine / Foursquare Gospel feel it has the will, the right, the duty to do
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Banned From Wal-mart
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: ! Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
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I got banned from a lounge that i never go into...its funny. Really it cracks me up! Keep me banned...I have my own lounge, plus countless other lounges where people actually go to...not an empty...boring...nonsensical one. Fubarians crack me up...fubarians being the type that sit on their puters 24/7 on fubar and forget theirs a real world out there...get of the puter put the bottle of jager down and go for a walk!
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Banned From Mumms
When I was on fubar before I got banned from being able to use mumms because I forgot to tag one nsfw. It was so terrible that they didn't let me back. Today I posted a mumm and it got on and was getting some attention so I went for another. When I tried to post it I got the "you can't do this" note. In between the silly rules and a large majority of the players I've seen lately I wonder why so many people stay here. I came back mostly because a friend of mine came on and asked me to come back. At times I wonder about my sanity.
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Banned From Walmart...........
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. BANNED FROM WALMART........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men -- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women -- she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3.
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alls i know is when i went into a lounge i have been goin into for months now i got no tunes. well come to find out i got banned from the server. the server is owned by the people i use to dj for with my EX and i dont know what the heck i did to the other then go into their lounge so i could talk to one of their djs who i know personally yes in rl hes a sweetheart lovers u slayer and mommy. well anyways i got off track they r not unbannin me cuz of my ex he is a hacker and if u know him he will somehow f@ck up ur stuff i havent been with him in 8 months and it has come back to bite me in the azz. he has stolen 4 of my fubar names and 5 of my yahoo sn. alright get back on track here. they said i hit their server over 200 times in a hour and the program i am runnin i know that cant happen it has to be manually turned on and off lmao and i cant do that 3 times a min for an hour like i would want to waste my time doin that just to what get banned hell no i aint into doin that that would be
Banned From Walmart! {this "i" Is Not Me!!!}
One Man's Good Fight I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to have a BIG problem tomorrow" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off. > Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No "Watson's Movement 2". Despite habanera peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. > Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of ta
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Banned From Wal-mart
BANNED FROM WAL-MART This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the wo
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BANNED FROM WAL-MART... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1... June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. < /FONT> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato jui
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BANNED FROM WAL-MART >> >> This is why women should not take men shopping against >> their will. >> >> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on >> her trips >> To Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found >> shopping boring and >> Preferred to get in and get out. >> >> Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she >> loved to >> Browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following >> letter from the local >> Wal-Mart: >> >> Dear Mrs. Oakley, >> >> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing >> quite a >> Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior >> and have been >> Forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints >> against Mr. Oakley are listed below and are documented by >> our video surveillance cameras. >> >> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them >> in >> people's carts when they weren't looking. >> >> 2 . July 2: Set all t
Banned From Wal-mart...
BANNED FROM WAL-MART... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After one man retired, his wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women - she loved to browse. One day, the wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Smith, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Smith are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
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OK>..well I have had alot of people ask me what is goin on..so here it is. I was banned from commenting ANYTHING...for a week so I am told. Clown bitch took a screenshot of me sayin fuck. I think it is total bullshit..but there is not shit I can do I guess. SO...in the future I will play her game and if she attacks me again keep it clean and SS it and send it to Admin...my Italian temper once again landed my ass in trouble. And...I guess if I CAN'T hold my wicked tongue...I shall put on clown paint and speak illiterately..because it seems to be ok then. *end rant*
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Banned From Walmart
Banned from WalMart... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-- she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tom
Banned...
Lunchables are no longer allowed in my house. I bought my daughter this stupid pizza lunchable...more of the crap is smeared all over my table than in her sassy little mouth. Lunchables have no been banned! Along with goldfish and dippin' dots ice cream...
Banned Again!
By Jim Scott NBCNewYork.com updated 2 hours, 41 minutes ago Pit bulls and other popular breeds of dogs will be banned from all apartments run by the city Housing Authority starting this Friday."Finally someone is realizing that these potentially dangerous animals have no place in a confined urban space," City Councilman Peter Vallone told The New York Daily News.Vallone is not exactly a pit bull lover, having unsuccessfully lobbied state legislators to ban the dogs in the past.Pit bulls are often trained to be violent, but owners defended the breed saying it's the owner, not the dog that makes them a threat."It all depends on how you teach a dog," said pit bull owner Anthony Nieves. "My dog is like a puppy."Pit bulls aren't the only dogs being targeted by the Housing Authority.The new regulations are also specifically banning Dobermans and Rottweilers as well as any dog weighing over 25 pounds. The previous policy banned dogs weighing up to 40 pounds.The ASPCA opposes the ban and
Banning Of A Bread Of A Dog
banning of a bread of a dog ? yes /nobanning all breads of dogs? yes/no banning of a bread of dog because of a mans fear of it? its pure ignoreance torwards that animal.banning a bread of a dog because its supposedly vicious? totally ignoreance torwards that bread of dog.humans have the responsiblity to read up on and learn every thing bout any bread of dog or animal it decides to bring into their homes even more so bring an animal around any kids. and also the responsiblity to love and care for that animal. humans dont take to count that some animals let alone certain types of dogs need more love then others. so in conclusion humans have educate themselfs to any and all pets they may bring into their home and around any child that may live or visit that home. i will not accept any invite to any causes to ban pit bull, rottillers or any other type of animal. this blog may not be finished as of yet i may decide at a later time to add more to it i decided to add a video to help to ma
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So IL made it illegal to text and drive. Whats next?? Are you gonna tell me I'm not gonna be able to steer with my knees while playing yahtzee with a midget in the back, and reading Cosmo through binoculars?? Its racism, at its best!
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Banned From Wal-mart.....
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips toWal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring andpreferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is likemost women - she loved to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the localWal-Mart:Dear Mrs. GilbertOver the past six months, your husband has been causing quite acommotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beenforced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Gilbert are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras .1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking..2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals..3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to thewomen's restroom..4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her i
Banning Child Labor Is Immoral.
Let me Educate you real quick. Without child labor in foreign factories - those kids would starve, much like the homeless did before the industrial revolution. I suggest you read more into history. Child labor was a blessing, allowing orphans to buy food and develop skills. Shutting down Child labor factories is Immoral and unethical. Every Factory regulated or shut down creates more Starvation, Child slave trades, and kidnappings. Starving children would give anything to find work and buy food, but you neo-conservatives and Liberals want to play god and destroy natural human culture and productivity across the globe. You want factories in your state, get rid of minimum wage and allow children the freedom to work. I'm sure you'd like us to hoard all kids in Giant public schools like animals; flood the market with Literate labor, devaluing their worth. Increases in taxes to pay for this "Educational Zoo-like system" causes out-sourcing, creates homeless, forcing skilled
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MANY PLACES IN THE LAND OF THE FREE HAVE BANNED PITBULLS.READ THE FOLLOWING...The Case: The Clark County Animal Shelter gives the following account: On Friday morning, a Clark County resident reported finding a seriously injured dog in their barn. The Clark County Animal Shelter director responded immediately and rushed the dog to the veterinarian, but the dog died shortly after his arrival at the veterinarian’s office. The Clark County Sheriff’s Office investigated the matter and discovered that the dog had been dragged behind a car for more than a mile—from an elementary school to a home on Calloway White Road, where his body was left in the street. In spite of his broken bones and other horrific injuries, the pit bull apparently crawled from the road to seek refuge in the barn. “This dog suffered horrific pain and a needless death, and anyone responsible for intentionally dragging a dog behind a car should be prosecuted,” said Pamela Rogers
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Ban On Black Cat Adoptions Questioned
Ban on black cat adoptions questioned By REBECCA BOONE, Associated Press Writer Fri Oct 27, 10:17 PM ET A black cat won't cross your path this Halloween, not if a northern Idaho animal shelter can help it. Like many shelters around the country, the Kootenai Humane Society in Coeur d'Alene is prohibiting black cat adoptions from now to Nov. 2, fearing the animals could be mistreated in Halloween pranks — or worse, sacrificed in some satanic ritual. The shelter's executive director, Phil Morgan, said that while the risk may be remote, the policy will remain just in case. "It's kind of an urban legend. But in the humane industry it's pretty typical that shelters don't do adoptions of black cats or white bunnies because of the whole satanic sacrificial thing," Morgan said. "If we prevent one animal from getting hurt, then it serves its purpose." Some animal experts, however, say the practice does more to hurt animals than protect them. "Black cats already suffer a stig
Banoffee Pie
Banoffee Pie The word banoffee is a combination of "banana" and "toffee." This fun-to-eat banoffee treat goes even further by adding a sweet and crunchy crust made with toasted pecans and graham cracker crumbs. Enjoy! Servings: 12 Ingredients: Crust * 1 cup graham cracker cookie crumbs * 1/2 cup pecans, toasted, finely chopped * 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted * 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar Filling * 2 (13.4-ounce) cans dulce de leche (caramelized sweetened condensed milk) * 4 large bananas * 1 cup heavy cream * 1 tablespoon confectioners' sugar * 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a bowl, mix the crumbs, pecans, butter and brown sugar. With the back of a spoon, press onto the bottom and 1 inch up the sides of a 9 1/2-inch springform pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool on a wire rack. For the filling: Spoon the dulce de leche into the cooled c
Ban On Serving Fat People
Ban on restaurants serving fat people? A new bill in Mississippi would make it illegal for restaurants to serve obese customers. It would allow health inspectors to revoke the licence of any restaurant that "repeatedly" feeds extremely overweight people, reports the Daily Telegraph. Two-thirds of adult Mississippians are overweight and 30% obese, according to the latest federal figures. The bill is unlikely to become law but shows concern about an issue that costs the state's free medical care system an estimated $220 million each year. Ted Mayhall, one of the politicians who proposed the bill, said he was hoping to "call attention to the problem". He said: "No-one's doing anything about it. They just keep on going to the buffets and eating." But J Justin Wilson, an analyst for the Centre for Consumer Freedom, a restaurant industry lobby group, said: "I've seen a lot of crazy laws but this one takes the cake. Literally."
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Stop Breed Specific Legislation Dear SPCA Tampa Bay Supporter: A Representative of Broward County has pushed through the Senate a bill that could release the ban against Breed Specific Legislation (BSL).  On Thursday, March 4th, at 1:00pm, Senate Bill 1276 is on the agenda to repeal the ban against Dangerous Dogs: Breed Specific Legislation. Unfortunately, if the Senate overturns this law, then the Dangerous Dog Legislation will allow local governments to pass breed specific laws. This means that dogs like Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, and Doberman Pinchers could become banned in our Tampa Bay counties or state.    We need to stop this bill from passing! To support the SPCA Tampa Bay, Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and many other local area rescue organizations that give a second chance to bully breeds, please: Contact your local representative and tell them to OPPOSE this bill. A list of Tampa Bay Representatives can be found our website. Sign
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Hey everyone, I hope you pay attention to this. This is especially for my pals that like to work out. Congress is trying to ban health supplements. Please help me send a message to the politicians that this is an unacceptable amount of control on perfectly legal substances. If we don't say something, we may loose an im...portant part of our healthy lifestyle. Please contact your members of congress and oppose these bills! http://www.saveoursupplements.org/
Ban Overturned!!!!!
(CNN) -- A federal judge in California has knocked down the state's voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage, ruling Wednesday that the state's controversial Proposition 8 violates the U.S. Constitution. Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker found in his ruling that the ban violated the Constitution's equal protection clause under the 14th Amendment. The closely watched case came some two years after Californians voted to pass Proposition 8, which defined marriage as a union between a man and a woman. Neither opponents nor supporters of same-sex marriage said before the ruling that it would likely be the last. Both sides said the decision will be appealed and eventually wind up in the U.S. Supreme Court.
Ban Pepsi In The New Patriotic Can!!!!
Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either! So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
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Nanny Bloomberg Strikes Again: Outlaws Painkillers   Kurt NimmoPrison Planet.comJanuary 11, 2012 Guns and large soda drinks are just the beginning. New York mayor Michael Bloomberg has once again extended the reach of the state, this time outlawing the use of painkillers. Mayor Bloomberg will decide how much pain is tolerable for citizens. The edict from on-high restricts or eliminates the use of the most common painkillers in New York City’s public hospitals. Bloomberg has declared the move is his government’s response to a national epidemic of prescription drug abuse. “Abuse of prescription painkillers in our city has increased alarmingly,” Bloomberg said from a lectern at Elmhurst Hospital Center, a public hospital in Queens.
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I don't like it. . .Not at all. Days like this. . .Weeks like this. Regret feeding, light concealing, Grey shades. . .Thoughts made Stitched really, strung up and out Hung to dry in the rain When I gonna learn you can't dry in the rain. When I gonna learn any-thang? It's probably a profitless process This constant hunt of shadows This constant parade in the dark Throwing stones at the concealed man skipping my pebbles off the sky I'm one bit shy. . .I have misplaced my shoes. Barefoot . .. . A torn pretender sworn contender A shadow boxer of lies mistrusts and open eyes This reflection is cruel This limelight burns invisible scars are what hold me together seething gaps in the perfection of others perception growing weary of the ties which bind me fenced in and misconstrued inflected promises from infected lips storylined flesh subliminal rips I forgot to turn the light out once so it burnt out. I haven't found the funds to rep
Banshee... Scared Me Shitless When I Was A Kid
Banshee or 'Bean-sidhe' is Irish for faerie woman - ban (bean), meaning a woman, and shee ( sidhe), meaning faerie. The banshee can appear in one of three guises: a young woman, a stately matron or a raddled old hag. These represent the triple aspects of the Celtic goddess of war and death, namely Badhbh, Macha and Mor-Rioghain. She usually wears either a grey, hooded cloak or the winding sheet or grave robe of the unshriven dead. She may also appear as a washer-woman, and is seen apparently washing the blood stained clothes of those who are about to die. In this guise she is known as the bean-nighe or washing woman. She always has long flowing hair and eyes red from crying. When someone is about to die, the Banshee appears at the family's home during the night and weeps and wails. Sometimes, the Banshee cries for several nights in a row. Her sharp, cries and wails are also called 'keen'. The wail of a banshee pierces the night, it's notes rising and falling like the waves of the
The Banshee
Off in the distance I hear it Clamoring along its way Coming to take the unknowing On a fateful trip this very day I hear the screech of the all mighty The banshee rides once again Death has knocked upon a door Unknowing they paused to let it in It has taken a dear loved one Pain fills them with sorrow this day They fought with all their might To drive that horrid banshee away They can see the cold blackness The hooded cloak it now wears From the arms of the loved ones The body of another it now tears I know not who the banshee On this night came to find I awake in total darkness now A coldness fills my mind I know now it was not a dream That filled my head last night It was for me that the banshee came As I had lost my life’s last fight On this ride I now go with peace It carries my heart and soul The wheels of the carriage of death On my final journey I now roll © Tall Mountain Dreamer October 10, 2007
Ban The Deed...not The Breed!!!
Okay... So in California, and probably other parts of our the US, lawmakers wanna ban Pit Bulls. FUCK THAT!!! Pit bulls are just like any other animal, and human for that matter... It's all in how they're brought up. If the dogs owner trains them to be vicious, then it will be vicious. Train it to be gentle and loving, then it will be your best friend in the world. BAN THE DEED... NOT THE BREED!!!
Banter Lmao
Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit — and sometimes the nitwit — in everyone. It's quantity, not quality that matters as you and your friends alternate outbursts like the riffs of a hit single. Here's the bottom line: You're a social creature. Other people's inside jokes even strike you as funny. You manage to gravitate toward people who can appreciate a tall tale and you've probably never hesitated to fire off a zinger — even in a roomful of strangers. So keep it up with your bantering methods. Laughter, after all, keeps the world going 'round. Need to get away from it all? A trip to Texas could be just what the doctor ordered. Find out more about vacations to beautiful sandy beaches, dazzling cities, historic ghost towns, and much more
Banter
I was woken up out of a dead sleep by a dream that I was having this is what came to my mind. I had to get this so I grabbed the nearest pen(marker) before I lost this. The devil came to me one night as I was contemplating my life's past, present, and possible future. True to form she told me she would give me what I wanted most if I gave something that she wanted. This perked my curiousity so I agreed. "I want your soul," she replied. "Not mine to give." I told her. "It belongs to the father in heaven." "I want your body." She said now showing less restraint in the tone of her voice. "Nor does my body belong to me but the earth from which it was sculpted." A small smirk raises from my lips while saying this. Getting aggrivated she commands that I should give her my mind. "Give me all of those fabulous thoughts you have." She snickers when saying this. "My mind is not my own for it wonders where it may may and only comes back to tell me a story or two." The smirk
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BERLIN - Bayern Munich coach Louis van Gaal insisted on Saturday Hollands Arjen Robben and Frances Franck Ribery are just as important to the German champion as Lionel Messi and Xavi are to Barcelona. Brandon Jacobs Jersey . Dutch star Robben netted twice as he combined with Ribery to inspire Bayerns 4-0 win over Hoffenheim at Munichs Allianz Arena, which moved Bayern up to third in the Bundesliga. Flying Dutchman Robben and midfield maestro Ribery - dubbed Robbery by the German media - tore Hofffenheim to pieces and van Gaal insists the pair are Bayerns answer to Argentinas Messi and Spains Xavi. With Robben and Ribery, we have far more creativity, said van Gaal. They are unbelievably important to Bayern, like Messi and Xavi for Barcelona or Ronaldo and (Mesut) Ozil for Real Madird. We have waited six months for them to both be fit to play for us together again. Bayerns Germany striker Mario Gomez opened the scoring with his 17th league goal of the season as he brushed off last weeks
Ban To Shut Down Colorado Cannabis Coffee Shop
    A city wide ban is responsible for shutting down one of Colorado's first cannabis coffee shops for patients to use their medical marijuana. The Front Tea and Arts was a place where adults were able to gather in nice atmosphere to vaporize and use cannabis. The business would sell and serve drinks and snacks while providing a relaxing place to patients and later cannabis users to go and medicate in a controlled environment. The establishment is now forced to shut down after the Lafayette City Council voted to pass an eight-month moratorium on all marijuana-related businesses. Now many residents and patients are forced to feel like outcasts with one less place to go to medicate and celebrate their culture, but plenty of bars serving alcohol are still in business. Continue Reading... 
Baphomet: What's In A Name?
Theories surrounding the name Baphomet and what it meant to the Templar Knights are many. Perhaps we will never truly know. Perhaps it never truly existed but rather was put in the mouths of confessors by those torturing them. The following are some of the more common theories proposed and some commentary on each. A Corruption Of The Name Mahomet (Mohammed) It is held that the Baphomet was an idol. If we take this as fact, then the word Baphomet as a corruption of Mahomet doesn't hold. This is because, if the Templars followed Moslem beliefs there would be no idols Islam forbids all idols. A Corruption Of The Arabic Term, Abufihamat The meaning of the word is Father of Understanding or Father of Wisdom. It is a term used to refer to a Sufi Master. In Arabic, father is taken to mean source. If this is the case, this could imply God. The Templars were quite likely to have come in contact with Sufism while in the Holy Land. For an interesting theory on The Abufihamet conne
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Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "
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Baptizedxfire News
Hello, just a little Baptized By Fire update! We now have merch! Yes, that's right, shirts & stickers! These items can be purchased via the bands myspace, just click the link. http://www.myspace.com/bxftheband Also check out the new banners! Upcoming shows this month! April, 13 2007 at Axis Lounge 316 19th Street, Carlstadt, New Jersey Zombie party ,Face painter, drink specials and free entry in costume 21 and up reduced for girls 18-20 Cover: girls 18-20 $15, girls 21 and up $5, guys 21 and up $10 other bands Dead Frequency April, 19 2007 at Sweeney's Saloon 13639 Philmont Ave, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19116 Cost : $3 April, 20 2007 at Metasin 2715 Hempstead Tpike, Levittown, New York 11756 Cost : $8 ages 18+ cover $8, show time 11pm other bands TBA http://www.nocturnalcreaturesny.com/ April, 21 2007 at Blackhole Rock Club 216 German Hill Road, Dundalk, Maryland 21222 Cost : $10 Opening for FUNNY MONEY featuring STEVE WHITMAN from KIX. www.b
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04/21/2007 09:00 PM - Blackhole Rock Club 216 German Hill Road, Dundalk, Maryland 21222 - $10 Opening for FUNNY MONEY featuring STEVE WHITMAN from KIX. www.blackholerockclub.com ages 18 Come on down and check them out Be sure to say your there for BaptizedXFire at the Door. Some of their songs On My Profile Page Enjoy!!!!!!
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About BAPTiZED BY FiRE These days, it doesnt take much to get a F**K YOU! Pretty much anything you like, is being torn apart by someone else on a daily basis. And lets face it - we ALL participate. But what we ALL have to remember is, that hate, does NOT define us. Its what we LOVE, that defines US ALL. Hello, we're BAPTiZED BY FiRE and we love music, do you? We were all born into music. Born to listen to and enjoy it. Hell, we were born to make it. Just MAKE IT. Music. And we will, for as long as our fingers and lungs can take it, without any worry of losing heart. Danny Wacker plays guitar. That's pretty much it. He plays guitar, and sometimes, only sometimes, he takes a break to watch "Three's Company." That's right, guitar and Suzanne Somers. That's commitment. That's work ethic. We're lucky to have him. Dan Carlysle plays bass, parties like a rock star and fights like an an army of one. Sometimes the army turns on itself, but you don't have to be perfect to play rock
Baptizedxfire Schedule
Hello everyone, just a little update on the band. The boys will be taking some time off but will be back come July. The band will be playing at The Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale, NY on July 26, opening for Firehouse. If anyone is interested in purchasing a ticket for the show, please contact me. Tickets are $15! We need to sell these, so please help if you can. Other dates: July 27 Dingbatz Clifton, NJ Aug 3 The Cherrywood Blackwood, NJ Aug 17 The 449 Room Trenton, NJ all ages Sept 13 Sweeney's Saloon Philadelphia, PA Sept. 14 Traxx All Aboard Rocks Ronkonkoma, NY both of these shows are with Mudjunkie Sept. 29 The Black Hole Rock Club, Baltimore, MD opening for Funny Money 18+ show Oct 5 The Trash Bar Brooklyn, NY All shows are 21+ unless noted More shows to come! -- Staci Baptized By Fire booking agent http://www.myspace.com/bxftheband http://www.myspace.com/bxfbookings
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Baptists Gettin' Pissed Again. . .
Woman Sues Porn Star Over Name POSTED: 10:08 am CDT July 9, 2007 UPDATED: 10:13 am CDT July 9, 2007 HOUSTON -- A Houston-area woman filed a lawsuit against a porn star, claiming she stole her name, KPRC Local 2 reported Sunday. Lara Madden, 25, is an actress in the pornography industry. She is a former Houstonian who has appeared in about a dozen X-rated movies under the stage name "Syvette Wimberly." That's the problem. The real Syvette Wimberly was one of Madden's classmates at Kingwood High School. The women knew each other in the ninth grade. Wimberly does not believe it's a coincidence that her old classmate is now using her name. "I imagine she knew the name and maybe thought it sounded catchy and was unique," Wimberly said. Wimberly is suing Madden for invasion of privacy and emotional distress. "Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn't know her that well sending her e-mails about wheth
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the ba
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon A preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the Water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns Around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks The drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I Am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up And asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a Little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the Water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and - When he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The p
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the
Baptising A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk; when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the "Smell of alcohol," whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready To find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus". By this time the preacher is at his wits end, and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pu
The Baptist Cowgirl
A cowgirl, who moved to Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I am drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, she orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and orders two mugs. All the
The Baptist Church In Kansas.. Got Sued.. Pure Justice From A Marine Dad!
I watched the news this morning. These people are out of control. They apparently have NOT read their bible. Either these morons either can't read, or can't comprehend what the hell they are reading. They do not go over to fight a war for homosexuals of the war.. what the hell are these idiots thinking? It is a Baptist church. They same religion that bands cartoons, everything under the moon and stars.. They have no control over anything. I believe in the Creator. I also believe he did NOT preach in a church either. He preached outside. These hypocrites of the world are the ones damaging our young kids. These children are going to grow up believing all military personnel are gay.. Isn't that passing judgment on someone you DO NOT know personally, and doesn't the bible state not to pass judgment? what gives these idiots right to pass judgment? They need to get their damn facts straight before protesting on something they have NO IDEA what it is about... I believe if they have a pr
Baptist Dinner For Eight
BAPTIST DINNER FOR EIGHT A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but, mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed." She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison." He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they' re OK." So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her s mothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Ja
Baptists . . .
Baptist Church in North Carolina There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit a
Baptism By Fire...
so it has become.... last night i was afforded the opportunities of this income-source...becoming one with the client base...of the more psychotic side. the nightfall couldn't have created a more inviting an ambiance...the deep yellow of the 'filling' moon, as it hung in the black/blue sky...its glow casting incredible outlines of the storm clouds...a better harbinger of what would come soon enough, there couldn't be. the absence of a camera only ensured that the sky's dramatic scape would be one for the memory...it started with a fireball of a sunset as the clouds were opened just enough for the bathing yellow orange pyrotechnics to swathe the skyline in 'flames'....even as the lower lying clouds appeared more like smoke in this vista... a tease perhaps, for what would follow later...? the first station had so many discolourations per shelter-an orgiastic melding of filths and bloods and other sundry smears...as though there had been an enclave of horrors committed to blood
Baptist Cowboy
Baptist Cowboy A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. ' The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself. ' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
Baptized For New Life
  When asking, “What must I do to be saved?” we must also ask -- What is the meaning and purpose of Baptism?   The work of the cross is God’s offer of life… Baptism is our acceptance “For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withers, and the flowers fall away: But the word of the Lord endures forever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.” – I Peter 1:24-25   …and pay close attention, for   He who rejects me, and doesn't receive my sayings, has one who judges him. The word that I spoke, the same will judge him in the last day. -John 12:48   So let us not allow the traditions of men to come before the Word of God
Baptism
The Baptism////////Dripping sticky down the small of my backthe nectar of my skin beadsi am seven shades of crimsonmy eyes at half masti am under Youmy SaviorYour thrusts are deliberateand my eager hips recklessthe candlelight flickeringagainst mirrorsglintingcascading off the promise You placed againstmy throatYour stigmatamy body whispers screamsentices Yoursmy lips speaking in a tongue only my God can interpretLove and contempt andfreedom and violence and beauty alltake refuge heremy hands clutch thekitchen counter top,Your arm sweeping the coffee pot,jars of flour, sugarandlust onto the tile floorbeneath You i am decadentYour breath a hot sweet coax against my shouldermy napemy soul"My precious whore"You assure mevibrating and trillinginto places of exodusmy hearing won't reach"mine, mine, mine MINE!"Your voiceripping the orgasm frombetween my silky thighs into Yourfistsobbing.choking.gasping and begging for breathas You spin me around and cradle memy cunt tight and holding Your wr
The Bar
Im very excited the bar is finally going to open here in the next week or two. Everyone come on down to Cripple Creek Bar located off of hwy 35 and Everman Parkway.
The Bar
So me and amy went to the bar last night with justin&jess kari&ed dano to see justins band play there where 4 bands playing last night they where suposed to start at 8 they didnt start till 10 we left at 12 and the 3rd band hadent even started yet that pissed me off!
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ONCE UPON A TIME,THERE WAS THIS GOOD OLD BAR, CALLED "TRIOS"&TRIOS ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE YOU COULD GET A THREESOME GOING ON,IT WAS A HOPPING BAR,WITH LOTS OF WOMEN GOT DOWNRIGHT DIRTY,ON THE DANCEFLOOR,BOOBS A BOUNCING ASSES LOOKED SO FINE AND WOMEN DANCING WITH OTHER WOMEN NO PROBLEM,BUMPING AND GRINDING FEELING EACH OTHER UP AND KISSING MAYBE YOU'LL GET LUCKY,SHAKE YOU BON-BON LETS GET THIS GROOVE ON,A GIRL NAMED BRANDI,SHAKES THEM TITTIES PLAYS WITH HER ASS,RUNS HER HAND THROUGH HER LONG JET BLACK HAIR,GOES OUT TO HAVE A SMOKE,AND CASUALLY BRUSHES HER HAND ACROSS HER ASS,SO HOT,IT IS THE BEST LITTLE ASS ON THE DANCEFLOOR I THINK,I WOULDN'T HIT ON HER BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN OF HER OWN BEAUTY AND INDEPENDENCE,BUT THIS IS MY DREAM MY FANTASY AND HANDCUFFS ARE IN THE CAR AND A SET WORN AROUND HER WAIST,TONIGHT SHE'S DRINKING TARRANTULA BOY,THAT WOMAN FIRES ME UP,GETS ME WET BY JUST LOOKING BUT THAT ASS LOOKS AS SOFT AS A MARSHMELLOW ONCE YOU PUT YOUR HAND THERE IT IS STUCK,AND HER BREAST
The Bar
He sees her walk in. Notices her right away. Not tall, long curly dark hair. Big dark eyes. Thick lips colored a deep red. Wearing a pair of tight jeans that hugged her big round luscious bottom which caused a stirring in his jeans. Black top short leather black jacket. When she walked by him her perfume intoxicated more then the alcohol he was drinking. She sat at the end of the bar and ordered some kind of green drink in a martini glass. He called the bartender over and told him the next drink for the lady at the end of the bar is from him. The bartender walked over to her and gave her the message. she downed her drink and wrote him a note and sent it back to the bartender. the note was asking him to come over and join her. He smiled tucked the note in his pocket. Downed the rest of his drink and went over to her. She smiled what an wicked smile he thought. which he loved. He sat next to her ordered a drink and they started talking. Drinks were flowing. The
The Bar
You're at the bar with your buddies and they decide to leave early, leaving you there to fend for yourself. The gorgeous bartender behind the bar has been making eyes at you all night and you want a chance to talk to her, so you stay until close. You go to the bathroom just before closing time, hoping you'll get a chance to talk to her before she has to kick you out. When you come out of the bathroom the bar is empty except for her. She's standing there holding the darts in her hands looking at you seductively. You walk toward her and she whispers in your ear, "You ever play strip darts?" You look at her, completely dumbfounded and say, "No." She smiles at you and says, "Wanna play?" You smile and say, "I'm game." She hands you the darts and says, "Ok we're going to play cricket and everytime you hit a number that ya don't need you have to take a piece of clothes off. The object of the game is to be the first one done and still have clothes on." You've always been pretty good at darts
Bar
We walk into a bar, there is music playing, lots of people dancing. It's kind of dark inside but after our eyes adjust, we can see the entire room. I am wearing a beautiful black lace dress, goes to right above my knees, low in the back, low cut in the front but elegant, not trashy (lol, haven't ever had the chance to wear it).... black lace top thigh highs, black lace panties with matching black plunge bra, hope that gives a good visual. You have your arm around my waist as I look around the room. I see a table in the back corner, it's a booth with a high table top. I point to it and we go sit. Soon after, the waitress comes up to take our drink order. I have my hand on your thigh, squeezing slightly which makes you flinch. I can see the nervous look on your face while she is still in front of us. I move my hand up your leg, placing on the outside of your trousers. She walks away as I start to unzip your pants. I take you out in my hand. You are still looking around, not s
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why we ain't got more shit to drink around here?????I like to change shit up sometimes, brown or white. I might feel like buying some cognac,gin,brandy,whatever different kinda jello shots, big ass daiquiris, where the bar if u want me to buy it
Bar
We walk into a bar, there is music playing, lots of people dancing. It's kind of dark inside but after our eyes adjust, we can see the entire room. I am wearing a beautiful black lace dress, goes to right above my knees, low in the back, low cut in the front but elegant, not trashy (lol, haven't ever had the chance to wear it).... black lace top thigh highs, black lace panties with matching black plunge bra, hope that gives a good visual. You have your arm around my waist as I look around the room. I see a table in the back corner, it's a booth with a high table top. I point to it and we go sit. Soon after, the waitress comes up to take our drink order. I have my hand on your thigh, squeezing slightly which makes you flinch. I can see the nervous look on your face while she is still in front of us. I move my hand up your leg, placing on the outside of your trousers. She walks away as I start to unzip your pants. I take you out in my hand. You are still looking around, not sure if anyon
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BAR We walk into a bar, there is music playing, lots of people dancing. It's kind of dark inside but after our eyes adjust, we can see the entire room. I am wearing a beautiful black lace dress, goes to right above my knees, low in the back, low cut in the front but elegant, not trashy (lol, haven't ever had the chance to wear it).... black lace top thigh highs, black lace panties with matching black plunge bra, hope that gives a good visual. You have your arm around my waist as I look around the room. I see a table in the back corner, it's a booth with a high table top. I point to it and we go sit. Soon after, the waitress comes up to take our drink order. I have my hand on your thigh, squeezing slightly which makes you flinch. I can see the nervous look on your face while she is still in front of us. I move my hand up your leg, placing on the outside of your trousers. She walks away as I start to unzip your pants. I take you out in my hand. You are still looking around, not sure i
The Bar
The Bar by PurpleGryffyn © The man walked into the bar and instantly his eyes were drawn to a dark haired woman sitting at the far end of the counter. She was dressed as though she belonged in some high society social club, yet here she was, in a dive bar...alone. She was wearing a white, silky blouse and a form fitting knee length shirt. As the door closed behind the man, a cool breeze swept through the bar momentarily pressing the blouse against the woman's breasts. He could see her nipples tightening at the cold. The bar was almost empty, only a few regulars sitting here and there. None acknowledge his presence with even a glance. So much the better for his purposes...Now that he has seen this woman, he will have her...tonight. The man approaches the woman and moving around behind her, places a hand on either side of her on the bar and leans over her right shoulder, giving him a nice view of her round breasts under that sexy shirt. The woman shows no reaction, not even a
The Bar
The Bar by SleepingBeauty1112© Sitting on the edge of my bed I look at the clothes I have hanging out for the day. I smile to myself, a light blush touching my cheeks. I had made it a tradition of stopping after work on Fridays to this restaurant/bar that is in between my house and my work. I would stop and have a few drinks and listen to whatever musician was playing that night. It was a sort of unwinding thing for the weekend. A few weeks ago I saw this woman and she was amazing. She had short brown hair, stunning blue eyes, curves in the perfect places. Long story short she really got my pulse racing, my heart pounding, and all my thoughts on her. She was with a few friends the first time. I was trying as hard as I could not to ogle. She smiled my way a couple times. I tried to play cool and just nod my head. I was thankful at least I was in my work clothes, a professional business suit most of the time. By the time she saw me of course my tie was loosened, sleeves rol
The Bar
The Bar by ashesatwork © I drove up for the night, and I didn't feel like staying at the house all night so we stopped at this little townies bar you go to. It was everything I expected of a little pub, but yet nothing I had ever seen. I swear as soon as we walked in, everyone in the place fell dead silent, they either knew I wasn't from around there, or you had told them all about me. So we ordered our food and a pitcher of beer and talked about what we were going to do over the next few days. In my head I know we talked about just having a night were we actually talk and have a good time and not just have sex on our mind. We wanted this to be the night we found out everything about each other. The night started out so good and you were so sweet. Not to mention that voice of your, always send tingles down me when you talk. I hope we stay up all night talking. We've sat and laughed for a good hour and half. Been through 2 pitchers of beer and a few shots by now; not sure who's
The Bar
It is about eleven o’clock when Joseph enters the After Glow bar alone. It’s a Friday night and needs to unwind with some drinks and some ladies. He tried to dress casually but with class, wearing a black button-down long-sleeve shirt, cream-colored slacks and his best shoes. He hasn’t been with a woman since his ex-wife and last made love over six months ago. He’s nervous about what to expect in a bar that has a reputation of having the sexiest ladies in the city as patrons. He walks over to a bar stool and sits down. He gets the bartender’s attention and orders a beer, to start off with. While waiting for his beer he looks around the room. The bar has dim lighting, with a candle at every table to set a romantic mood. There are a lot of couples at the tables, most of them talking, some of them kissing or discreetly rubbing each other in various places. At the bar there were some guys sitting on stools. There was also a very beautiful dark-haired woman sitting alone. He n
The Bar
I CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THIS WOMAN SITTING AT THE BAR SO SEXY SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN TELL THAT SHES A STAR TRYING TO GET THE COURAGE TO ASK THE WOMAN HER NAME WANNA COME OFF HONEST NOT LIKE IM SPITTING GAME I DAZE OFF AND START TO IMAGINE ABOUT WHAT COULD BE AND THE THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN WONDERING IF THIS COULD BE MY LUCKY NIGHT NOW I BELEIVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT I THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE WITH HER IN MY LIFE MAKING LOVE HAVING KIDS AND HER BEING MY WIFE I THINK OF MAKING UP AFTER A BIG FIGHT SEX ON THE BEACH HOLDING HER TIGHT THOSE EYES JUST SHINE LIKE A WINDOW TO HER SOUL THOSE LIPS AND THOSE HIPS SENDING MY THOUGHTS OUT OF CONTROL I IMAGINE US GOING BACK TO MY HOUSE ME UNDRESSING HER RIPPING OFF HER BLOUSE SHE'S BEING A TEASE WE PLAY CAT AND MOUSE FINALLY I HAVE HER RIGHT WERE I WANT HIT IT FROM THE BACK GET IT FROM THE FRONT OUR BODIES KEEP SWITCHING ALL SORTS OF POSITIONS I KNOW YOUR WISHIN I BEAT IT INTO SUBMISSION YOU BITE MY EAR SCRATCH MY BACK I LICK YOUR NEC
Bar
walk into the bar where we are support to meet and get to know each other i am sitting at the bar, ordering a drink when u come into the room, i knew it was u right away by the way u look at me, i see a smile in your eyes like u been waiting for me. u come sit next to me at the bar u introduce yourself to me, we smile and hug, u smell so good i don't want to let u go we sit and talk for about an hour, we have something to eat and we hear a song that they are playing at the bar and we start to sing it u ask me to dance {it a slow song} so we are very close we dance to a couple of more song, when we get back to are seats we have a other drink, then u ask if i would like to go for a walk to get some fresh air, we finish are drinks and head for are walk. u take my hand in yours as we walk, we talk about what we like what makes us crazy we have a lot in common we walk in the park now we walk toward the pond and sit on a bench watching the moon hit the water as it shines the whole pond. we l
The Bar
You're at the bar with your buddies and they decide to leave early, leaving you there to fend for yourself. The gorgeous bartender behind the bar has been making eyes at you all night and you want a chance to talk to her, so you stay until close. You go to the bathroom just before closing time, hoping you'll get a chance to talk to her before she has to kick you out. When you come out of the bathroom the bar is empty except for her. She's standing there holding the darts in her hands looking at you seductively. You walk toward her and she whispers in your ear, "You ever play strip darts?" You look at her, completely dumbfounded and say, "No." She smiles at you and says, "Wanna play?" You smile and say, "I'm game." She hands you the darts and says, "Ok we're going to play cricket and everytime you hit a number that ya don't need you have to take a piece of clothes off. The object of the game is to be the first one done and still have clothes on." You've always been pretty good at darts
Bar
hey this is for anyone and everyone, i am planning to open a bar in a few years and would like to get peoples input on what they look for in a bar. i know we all been to bars and damn this suck i wish they had this or this is great why dont more bars have this.
Barack Obama Fro President!
YES, we do need a new direction....That's the only truthful thing W. Jr. has said. The Lies that led our great country into this unlawful/unjust occupation of a soverign nation should cease ASAP!W e could send some of the troops from Iraq into Afghanistan where they're needed & that was a just war. Mr. Bin Ladin is still out there...... I repeat," None of the 9/11 highjackers were Iraqi!" He sends more troops & is antagonizing IRAN now! Vote the crooks & their WAR out now.... luv, Big Steve
The Bar + Alcohol = Analyzation Of Life
Ugh, it's almost 3am. So tonight I went out to the bar again. I saw a few people I knew from school. They were all telling me how they just had their second and third children, how they're married, and etc. and all this great shit about their lives. Ofcourse I had to play it off like I was okay and it didn't bother me. But you know what? It fucking did. Everybody has these great things happening to them and I have nothing. Nothing at all to show for and I'm almost 23. No boyfriend, no husband, no child, only 2 best friends anymore (and they're female believe it or not!). It really makes me feel bad. All I've ever wanted was something somewhat to a "norm" of how the average person would have a life and family, even though I know my ways and beliefs are far from average. And I'll tell you I saw it ALL tonight I really did...bar drama, lesbians all over eachother, even married people cheating on their spouses and etc. I wonder if they even realize that life is just a stupid test until
Barak Obama
Is anyone else tired of hearing "Barak Obama doesnt have enough exoerience"? To me he has a lot more experience as a second year national senator than a governor does. The last time i checked our last two presidents have been former governors. Also one thing that is overlooked is that he served in the Illinois state senate for 8 years. Its not like he just popped onto the politcal scene and at least he is running on his own and not on the coat-tails of his spouse. Apparently he said he would be willing to normalize relations with Cuba and he has taken flack for this. I find it funny that its such a taboo for normalizing relations with Cuba because of their politics, human rights issues, etc and yet here we are doing business with China, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. I guess there just isnt enough bull shit to cover up all of our contradictions so it has to be strategically placed.
The Barani Festival
The Barani Festival by varun © First let me explain - 'The Barani Festival'. It is a rare local festival in India (Kerala -- Kodungalloore) held in a Temple, which is now a tourist spot. The deity of this temple is worshipped with vulgar & sexual song. It is based on a belief that the deity at the temple loves to hear its praises in vulgar language. The only one of its kind I think in the world and still existing. Officials are trying to stop this festival because there are reports of mass groping during the festival. The day of the Barani is like giving license to the drunkards and gropers. During old times - the time when virgins were first given to landlord before marriage, the festival were celebrated by all including Men, Women & Children with ardent faith by singing the sexual and vulgar songs, but as the Modern era swept the world the festival turned out to 'just an old tradition'. The faith all lost and the festival turning out to just an old tradition saw its problems.
Barack Hussein Obama!!!
Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is ve ry scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on "snopes.com". It is factual. Check for yourself. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old. His parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic sch
Barak Obama
Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time: - refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible - was raised as a Muslim (Bin Laden promised he would get America from the inside. Hmmm...) - belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America - refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem - refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU? This country was founded on a profound, undeniable belief in God and by the Grace of God we have enjoyed the blessings of prosperity and growth. Those who remember that can make a difference. Are we going to stand up or what?
Barak Obama
I got this from cr@sh's blog. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time: - refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible - was raised as a Muslim (Bin Laden promised he would get America from the inside. Hmmm...) - belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America - refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem - refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO YOU? This country was founded on a profound, undeniable belief in God and by the Grace of God we have enjoyed the blessings of prosperity and growth. Those who remember that can make a difference. Are we going to stand up or what?
Barack's Conf. Call With Pastor Wright And His Grandma
Barack Obams
The Most Merciful Lord Messiah Barack Obama’s Ten Commandments 1. I am the Messiah, Lord Obama the most merciful. 2. Thou shalt have no Obama before me…or after me. 3. Thou shalt fashion idols of me for your desk or dashboard, but thou shalt fashion no bobble head Obama’s with large ears. Especially thee, Merciful David. 4. Thou shalt not take the name of Messiah Lord Obama in vain. This includes calling me a liberal, or disparaging my great and mysterious work as a “community organizer.” And thou shalt forever eschew the name that must not be spoken: “Hussein.” 5. Thou shalt not publish any graven illustrations, cartoons, or caricatures of Lord Obama in Muslim attire, or thou shalt be smitten. 6. Thou shalt honor Lord Obama with all thine heart, and embrace change and hope, that thy days me be fruitful upon the earth. 7. Honor Lord Obama’s mysterious mother and father. And his grandma, who out of his great mercy was resurrected after Lord Obama cast her u
Barack Obama 2008 Dnc Vs John Mccain 2008 Rnc
Please listen to both and leave a comment on who you thought gave the better speach.
Barack Obama's Plan For Change
Here is the link , so you can read first hand, his economy plan http://www.barackobama.com/issues/economy/index.php#jumpstart
Barack Obama’s Plan To Dismantle Our Military
What if I told you that Barack Obama plans to dismantle our US Military by cutting funding, would you believe me? What if I stated that he plans to dramatically reduce spending on nuclear defense systems, would you call me crazy? Finally, what if I told you that Obama refuses to develop nuclear weapons and plans to eliminate our nuclear weapons arsenal, our last line of defense in desperate times, would you call me a liar? For all the reasons stated above, I refuse to tell you those things about Barack. I am going to let HIM tell you.
Barack Obama Scares Me
Sen. Obama does not believe that we have the right to own a handgun and do not have the right to use force to protect our family. His view of the Second Amendment changes depending on who he is talking to. Sen. Obama does not believe it is in his pay grade to know when life begins. He believes that government is the answer to all problems. His liberal voting record is more socialist than liberal. His voting record is even more socialist than the only socialist in the Senate, Bernie Sanders. On foreign policy, his lack of common sense on who are enemies or friends is beyond comprehension. The belief that all we have to do is talk to them and they will love us is naive at best and suicidal at worst (i.e. Neville Chamberlain’s “peace in our time”). On defense, he has already proclaimed his intention to cut military and weapons programs. This is without even a lick of knowledge on the subject. He proved that on the surge in Iraq. He declared it a failure before it started and w
Barak Lies About Supporting Handgun Ban
Barak Hussien Obama...
Barak Hussein Obama And Kenya
Barack Obama On Foreign Policy : "significantly Cut Defense Spending, Meet With Our Enemies"
Barack Obama gained much of his early traction by speaking out against the war in Iraq. Now I want to state I've never been a big supporter on the war in Iraq, even while in uniform. That being said, I did agree that once we are in it, we can't leave it in the condition that it was, pretty much make it the best situation we can. He cites his initial opposition to the war as the crown-jewel example of his judgment on foreign affairs. Although many people credit him for being “right” on the war from the beginning, it’s indisputable that he did not have an actual vote on the war resolution. As a state senator from a liberal, antiwar district, one wonders how much political risk he assumed by speaking out against a Republican-led conflict. Regardless, after he was elected to the US Senate, Obama was faced with an actual vote on a controversial issue: The surge. John McCain and others said the strategy was the only way to salvage the war and recover from our missteps there. History has p
Barack Obama's Connection To Radical Indivduals
Barack Obama does not want anyone talking about his radical associations. He’s even sought criminal prosecutions against those who have dared to speak out on issues that make him squirm. Average Americans are judged by the company they keep, and our leaders ought to be held to the same standard. Even though Obama says the issue is resolved (and John McCain refuses to raise it, I think out of fear of being viewed as racially motivated) voters must consider the case of Jeremiah Wright. Think of it this way: Barack Obama has himself estimated that he attends church twice a month. He spent twenty years at Chicago’s Trinity United Church of Christ under the leadership of Rev. Wright. Within this metric, a rough calculation concludes that Obama sat through approximately 500 sermons at that church. 500. Still, he claims he never heard outrageous, racist, or anti-American comments from the pulpit. Concust a simple search on youtbe for Jeremiah Wright, and you be the judge of that.
Barack Obama Antichrist
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal.... the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA?? I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet... do it! If you think I am crazy... I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the "unknown" candidate. Variant #2: Email example contributed by Bob H., June 19, 2008: Subject: Fw: The Book of Revelations! A Trivia question in Sunday School: How long is the beast allowed to have authority in Revelations? Guess the Answer? Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is. Almost a four-year term to a Presidency. Al
Barack Obama For President.
Hello everyone, I very rarely get behind a politician. usually i despise them, I wasn't too fond of Clinton, until i had to deal with 8 years of bush. I'm registered to vote as an independent. i claim no political party. In the past i have cast votes for Republicans and Democrats and whatever Perot was thinking. I remember hoping that McCain would get the Presidential Nomination instead of Bush, because he used to have such integrity. This year something strange happened. I became inspired. by a politician of all people. Since that has happened, i have donated at least $300 to his campaign, something i never pictured myself doing. ever. but it happened. I want this man to be the President of the United States. So tomorrow, i am voting for Barack Obama, because i feel he has the ability to restore America to greatness. Please, when you vote tomorrow, ask if you are motivated by fear or by hope. Thank you for reading, andrew PS Vote No on Prop 8, bec
Barack And Michelle
now this is one President(elect) that Loves his First Lady. congrats! and Yes They Can....
Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech
A Barack Obama Cabinet, Or A Cavalcade Of Political Stars
I love lists. I love picking them. I love reading them. It’s all about the fondness for prognostication. So I give you my expected and/or ideal picks for Obama’s cabinet and other key positions, starting from the current presidential line of succession (state department through homeland security). Embrace my political geekdom! Secretary of State – This is a bit tricky. While there’s talk of John Kerry being offered the position, I think Bill Richardson is much more suited for the task. He has great diplomatic credentials, has served previously under Bill Clinton and helps to bring a bit more diversity to the top of the administration (Latino). Sure, yes, he has a questionable management style and can rub some people the wrong way. But I believe the pros outweigh the cons here. A suitable deputy secretary of state: Greg Craig, who served in the Clinton administration as both presidential counsel and as a senior adviser to Madeleine Albright. Secretary of the Treasury – An even tri
Barak Is Trying To Take Our Guns
BARAK OBAMA VOTED FOR THE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF PEOPLE WHO USE A GUN IN SELF-DEFENSE: Illinois Senate, SB 2165, March 25, 2004, Vote 20, AND May 25, 2004, Vote 3 BARAK OBAMA VOTED TO BAN GUNS IN THE HOME, EVEN FOR SELF-PROTECTION: Illinois Senate, SB 2165, March 25, 2004, Vote 20, AND May 25, 2004, Vote 3 BARAK OBAMA PUBLICLY ENDORSES AND SUPPORTS A COMPLETE BAN ON OWNERSHIP OF HANDGUNS BY ANY PRIVATE CITIZENS: General Candidate Questionnaire, Independent Voters of Illinois/ Independent Precinct Organization, September 9, 1996, as quoted in 'Politico', March 31, 2008 Further: BARAK OBAMA : 'I am consistently on the record and will continue to be on record as opposing concealed carry', Obama said -- Chicago Tribune, April 27, 2004. If you are a U.S. Citizen, your political affiliation does not matter; Whether you are a Democrat, Republican, or Independent, I challenge you to take control of your mind. This is just the tip of the iceberg, and Barak Hussein Obama is tryin
Barack Obama Do You Know Him?
How about his Reading Material? The way Hitler captivated people. When he gave a speech. (Hitler always arrived late which helped to develop tension and a sense of expectation.) He took the stage, stood to attention and (waited until there was complete silence before he started his speech.) For the first few months Hitler appeared nervous and spoke haltingly. Slowly he would begin to relax and his style of delivery would change. He would start to rock from side to side and begin to gesticulate with his hands. His voice would get louder and become more passionate. Sweat poured of him, his face turned white, his eyes bulged and his voice cracked with emotion. (He ranted and raved about the injustices done to Germany and played on his audience's emotions of hatred and envy.) By the end of the speech the audience would be in a state of near hysteria and were willing to do whatever Hitler suggested. (As soon as his speech finished Hitler would quickly leave t
Barak Obama, Eu And The Bible Prophecy
Barack Obama, The EU and Bible Prophecy Barack Obama, The EU and Bible Prophecy by Michael G. Mickey (11-7-08) Since the election of Barack Obama to the office of president of the United States and somewhat even before, there have been a whirlwind of developments taking place of interest to those of us following current events in the world pointing to the soon-coming return of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. In this commentary, I would like to share with you a few of these events, along with links to various articles you can read that will make it clear to you that, although many of us are upset that a man we feel is going to lead our nation further down a path that takes it out of God's will, there is a reason for all things and God is still in control. A Beast Looking For Teeth In Bible prophecy, the rising of a revived Roman empire is foretold that will ultimately become what most of us today refer to as a new world order. In Daniel 7:23, we get a glimpse of this
Barack Obama Inauguration
I thought this was a major mess up for a president.
Barak Obama Will Save Us All..
Chelle found this hilarious jibjab, comment about what you think....click the link LOL!     He's Barack Obama
Barack Obama's Civilian Army
Has anyone heard or seen anything about this yet? I just heard something about it at work yesterday so I decided to look it up and see what I could find out.   Here is a short little clip where he mentions it http://www.youtube.com/v/Tt2yGzHfy7s&hl=en&fs=1&border=1"> What the hell is up with this?? I found an article on this at Fox news http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543822,00.html Is this guy serious?? Who the hell is so dangerous that we have to have a civilian security force that is "AS POWERFUL AND WELL FUNDED" as our military?
Barack Hussein Obama: I Told You So – Yes I Did By Howard Galganov Montreal, Quebec , Canada
Barack Hussein Obama: I Told You So – Yes I Did By Howard Galganov  Montreal, Quebec , Canada   23 July 2009     When Obama won the Presidency with the help of the LEFTIST Media, Hollywood And Entertainment Liberals, Ethnic Socialists (ACORN), Stupi
Barack Obama Has Awakened A Sleeping Nation!
Barack Obama Has Awakened a Sleeping Nation! Gary Hubbell -  Aspen Times Weekly      Barack Obama is the best thing that has happened to America in the last 100 years. Truly, he is the savior of America's future. He is the best thing ever.  Despite the fact that he has some of the lowest approval ratings among recent presidents, history will see Barack Obama as the source of America's resurrection. Barack Obama has plunged the country into levels of debt that we could not have previously imagined; his efforts to nationalize health care have been met with fierce resistance nationwide; TARP bailouts and stimulus spending have shown little positive effect on the national economy; unemployment is unacceptably high and looks to remain that way for most of a decade; legacy entitlement programs have ballooned to unsustainable levels, and there is a seething anger in the populace.  That's why Barack Obama is such a good thing for America .  Obama is the symbol of a creeping libe
Barack Obama
 Do you think Obama should be impeached?
Barack Obama
  Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his headIn a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,he called his doctor and told him what had happened.The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.Barack drank the concoction and said,"That tasted like bullsh*t!""It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
Bar Alone?
So, the other day I have a few hours without any kids. It was last saturday, I didnt know what to do with my time. It was about evening time so I decided to go to a sports bar and have a drink ( one of my favorite things to do). I didnt call up any of girlfriends because it was kind of last minute. Anyway, i go in the bar and decided to sit myself in between a couple and what seemed to be like a group date or friends hanging out. I did that so I wouldnt be bother with but as Im sitting there I realize how awkward it was. I cant help but listen to there conversations and im trying really hard not to look at them. Like the couple, im assuming it was their frist date because they were going on and on sharing their favorite stories... and then the group that was sitting next too started to talk about sex parties....lol. so do you ever go to bar alone and listen to weird conversations or are you the social butterfly? 
Barack Obama: Dying To Give A Damn
Richard SilversteinNov 19, 2012 Day 6: 95 Palestinians killed, 720 wounded. The title of this post is harsh.  But the one I first considered was even more so: “Barack Obama, go to Hell.”  I am so glad I didn’t vote for this man for president.  At the time I cast my vote I did it thinking I was doing the right thing.  But in my heart regretting it.  If I had voted for him, now I my heart would be turning bitter as gall.   Here is what this sorry excuse for a leader had to say today in Thailand: “[T]here is no country on earth that would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its borders. So we are fully supportive of Israel’s right to defend itself from missiles landing on people’s homes… Let’s understand what the precipitating event here was that’s causing the current crisis, and that was an ever-escalating number of missiles that were landing not just in Israeli territory but in areas that are populate
Baratos Tiendas De Ropa En Línea Le Ofrecen Muchas Ventajas, Además De Ahorrar Su Dinero
Procedencia del original: myefox - Con la crisis económica actual, hay una necesidad de ahorrar dinero en la compra de ropa. Teniendo en cuenta que la ropa no es siempre barato, especialmente cuando se trata de ropa de diseńador, es importante buscar las tiendas de ropa en línea que venden ropa a precios asequibles. Ofrecen las mejores ofertas en ropa de alta calidad, principalmente debido a que los costos de funcionamiento de una tienda en línea son mucho más bajos que los de funcionamiento de ladrillo y mortero de tiendas.-vestidos sexys baratos Al optar por comprar ropa en tiendas de ropa en línea, usted no tiene que preocuparse acerca de los gastos asociados con la ropa de diseńador. Esto se debe al hecho de que usted puede conseguir ropa de diseńo accesible cuando usted decide comprar en una tienda como tmalldirect.com. Esta tienda ofrece ropa al por mayor, vestidos de moda, camisas de moda camisetas y ropa asiática a precios asequibles. Una gran cosa acerca de las c
Barack The Magic Negro - The Authentic Version
Barato Y Barato Dual Sim Teléfono Móvil
Con la creciente popularidad de la célula por cuatro Ncleos, cada vez ms modelos de los Ncleos de cuatro en el mercado, pero para algunos consumidores, para el mercado convencional e High-End está no expresa, a modelos el rendimiento bastante asequible Preis ms según sus requisitos, es evidente que el héroe de hoy - silla dual-SIM. Lenovo A375e Tianyi teléfono inteligente muy útil, el precio unitario yuan 599-menos cuádruple teléfono convencional - núcleo, pero el avin en un sentido práctico es teléfonos que doble núcleo ha sido muy baja, pero en términos de rendimiento, la vida sigue siendo una buena medida, la máquina en el diseńo es bueno, suave regalo maravilloso colorido arco cuerpo especialmente la máquina también es compatible con el recurso seguro dual de doble tarjeta, que vive y funciona correctamente. Cabeza de practicidad, ven a vivirlo Lenovo Smartphone A375e.http://es.comebuy.com/barato/dual-sim-barato/ Lenovo frente A375e Smartphone es un 4,0 pulgadas capacitiva Tctil
Barbie
Turn me into what you please, Dress me in what you desire. Let me turn on your fire. I'm the barbie, recreated for your minds ease. Tell me things to do Control me, I'll do what you ask Easy or hard, whatever the task All I need is demands from you Any emotions of yours I will take Pain is pleasure, from me, pleasure is free No dues, fees, or charges Yell at me! Pain is me!
Barbie Girl
Barbecued Chicken Wings
1 1/2 pounds chicken wings 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup chopped lemon grass 8 cloves garlic -- chopped 1/2 teaspoon white pepper 1/4 cup minced cilantro root or coriander root 1 teaspoon turmeric This barbecue recipe is popular with street vendors. Combine the ingredients for the marinade in a blender. Rinse chicken wings in cold water. Place the chicken wings into a Ziploc bag with the marinade and leave in the refrigerator overnight. Barbecue the wings over medium hot coals for 5-7 minutes on each side (turning once, half way through) until they are cooked through and golden brown.
Barbecued Chicken Wings
Ingredients Serves Size: Serves 6 (as main course) 4 pounds chicken wings 1/4 cup olive oil 1/4 cup lemon juice 1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 Tablespoon spicy paprika 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes 1 Tablespoon curry powder 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 1/4 cup ketchup 3 scallions, thinly sliced Salt and pepper, to taste Tools Ziploc® Storage Bag with the Double Zipper Seal (gallon size) Bowl Wire whisk Grill Paper towels Brush Directions Prep Time: 10 minutes Total Time: 1 hour 1. Rinse and pat dry chicken wings and place in a Ziploc® Storage Bag with the Double Zipper seal (gallon size). 2. To make the marinade, add all remaining ingredients in a bowl and whisk to combine. 3. Pour this marinade into the Ziploc® bag, seal and toss to coat the wings evenly. Place in refrigerator and marinate for 30 minutes. 4. Preheat grill over medium fire. 5. Remove the chicken wings from the marinade. Save marinade for use later in Step 6. Pat th
Barbers
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
Barbie's A Bitch
WE ALL KNOW BARBIE AS A WHOLESOME TOY FOR KIDS BUT I HAVE A DIFFERENT THOUGHT: I RAN INTO SOME FOOTAGE OF HER DURING HER TEEN YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS. TURNS OUT SHE WAS STRAPPED FOR CASH AND TALKED INTO DOIN SOME SOFT PORN FOR A QUICK BUCK!!! I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE OF HER SHINANIGANS HOWEVER AFTER HER CASHFLOW PROBLEM SHE REALLY SEEMED TO LIKE IT BECAUSE SHE KEPT DOING IT!!! THEN I THINK SHE GOT A SORE JAW AND ENDED UP QUITTING HER ACTING GIG AND NOW SHE PRODUCES FILMS INSTEAD IN THE IMFAMOUS SAN BERNADINO VALLEY IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!! NOW PPL, SHE HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS!! SHE HAS MARKETED HERSELF AS THE PERFECT FORM OF BEAUTY TO HAVE OUR CHILDREN SECOND GUESSING THEIR LOOKS AT EVERY CORNER!!! SHE'S PLASTIC AND FAKE BUT OUR LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP WANTING TO BE HER. WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE THEY SOMETIMES BEGIN TO HATE THEMSELVES, ACQUIRING LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND THEN AT THAT POINT THEY START BLOWING ANYONE FOR ATTENT
Barbie's A Drunk Whore Too!! Lol
RECENTLY FOUND OUT ABOUT HER DRINKING HABIT TOO GUESS IT ALL STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL AFTER FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, WITH THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM!!! LMFAO-ROFL, HAHAHAHA
Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of >>>> American >>>>Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was >>>>puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the >>>>headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his >>>>headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one >>>>feather." >>>> >>>> Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another >>>> brave. >>>>This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have >>>>two >>>>women: two women, two feathers." >>>> >>>> Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of >>>>sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now >>>>the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, >>>>amused Ms. Walters. She >>>>asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" >>>> >>>> The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me >>
Barbie The Slut Gone Wild
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Barbecue Bacon-wrapped Shrimp With Basil Stuffing
Ingredients: 32 fresh or frozen large shrimp in shells Basil Stuffing 32 basil leaves, coarsely chopped 2 teaspoons freshly grated Parmesan cheese 2 cloves garlic, minced 16 slices bacon, cut in half 3/4 to 1 cup bottled barbecue sauce Instructions: Thaw shrimp, if frozen. Remove shells from shrimp, leaving tails. Butterfly each shrimp by cutting a slit along its back; remove vein. Rinse shrimp and pat dry with paper towels. For stuffing, combine basil, Parmesan cheese, and garlic in small bowl. Place stuffing in slits. Leaving tail exposed, wrap each shrimp with half-slice of bacon, tucking in ends. Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Place shrimp on baking sheet with tails pointing up. Bake until shrimp turn opaque, about 14 minutes. Drain on paper towels. Dip shrimp into barbecue sauce and place on grill until sauce caramelizes or return to baking sheet and bake until sauce is caramelized, about 3 minutes. Nutritional Information: Calories: 155 Fat: 9 grams C
The Barbie Syndrome
This is my writing..PLEASE do not steal it! The other day I asked about the barbie syndrome in a blog. I thought i would share my paper here: In today’s society, women have a hard time with their self image. Many things influence a female’s perception of herself, however it is how a person is perceived by others that makes the greatest impact. From the time a little girl gets her first Barbie she begins to idolize the doll. This subconsciously puts unrealistic ideas in to her head as to what she should aspire to be like. This unattainable image is portrayed on TV and movies, in magazines and music. What does the “ideal woman” look like? If you ask most men, the first thing that comes to mind is a tall, long legged, blonde haired perfect woman with perfect measurements. Boys are brought up from a young age to believe women are to be supermodel pretty, skinny flawless individuals. Why do men and women have such a skewed idea of what women should look like? It is ingrained into their
Barbaric Bludgeonings
Moving through the cover of night With battle hardened hate in their eyes Anticipate the surgical strike Will suffer, panic stricken, traumatizing agony Violence, the purest form, a primitive trait The weak will inherit the Earth piled on top of their graves Survival is slipping the attack has already begun Dominant force batter their prey, bludgeons their weapon of choice A vicious tradition since the dawn of man Traumatizing agony Murderous revelry, smashing people to pieces This kind of hate cannot be contained Those who have fallen onto the ground will never rise again Squalid and broken no match for the enemy Too weak to fight back no chance for escape Covered in their own blood The surgical strike must go on Ripping out organs they're hung on display A message to others they'll die the same way Covered in their own blood The surgical strike must go on Squalid and broken no match for the enemy Too weak to fight back no chance for escape Covered in th
Barbados Is Under Attack, But The Invading Forces Are Orchestrating A Slow Invasion
as found on: http://channels.isp.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20061107%2F1725668229.htm&sc=1501&floc=NI-ntk4 Barbados Faces Invasion by Giant Snails BRIDGETOWN, Barbados (AP) - A breed of giant, ravenous snails that first appeared in Barbados five years ago has thrived on the tropical island, destroying crops and prompting calls for the government to eliminate the slimy pests. A nocturnal ``snail hunt'' last weekend reported finding hundreds of thousands of giant African snails swarming the central parish of St. George, the country's agricultural heartland where farmers had complained of damage to crops including sugar cane, bananas and papayas. ``We saw snails riding on each other's backs and moving in clusters,'' said David Walrond, chairman of the local emergency response office that organized 60 volunteers for the hunt. ``You're just crunching the shells as you're walking through.'' The volunteers sprayed government-supplied pesticides
Barbie's Christmas List! :o)
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 2005 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2005: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that
Barbie Doll
blah today was another double shift day...im hoping to work my ass off at work becuz i wanna be bookseller of the month...shut up i know i sell coffee...but im still considered a Barnes and Noble bookseller... but anyhow i feel like shit. i have felt like shit the past week.. im just upset with a lot right now.. a lot of things are stuck so deep down inside me that it hurts to think bout it...i just have a problem with expressing my feelings and letting ppl know what is going on..and that is probably one reason i feel so shitty... on top of all my busy mind battles and self esteem battles...i am stressed out to the max... i just wish i was 7 yrs old again... too young to know pain.. all i cared about was playing with my barbie dolls...
Barbarians
Have you ever seen the movie "A Few Good Men"? Jack Nicholson's character in the movie, Col. Nathan R. Jessep, is quoted as saying "And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something." One of the things I read in a book I am working on right now is: Barbarians are considered worthless when everything seems safe and secure but dangerous times make them invaluable. With our country fighting the war on terrorism, there have been a lot of protests. It's funny to see, because I talk to active duty military members every day. It's part of what I do for my job. There hasn't been one who has ever questioned the reason why we are fighting. That makes a good soldier, sailor, airman and Marine. The willingness to fight. T

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