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Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 10
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 10 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 10: The Joker Intervenes As soon as she was back in her apartment, Barbara set about removing all evidence of her alter-ego's presence. She removed the secret switch and flex from under the dressing table, which opened up the secret entrance, after first removing all her sexual and bondage aids to the hidden passage beyond. The switch and flex had been held in position by Velcro pads, so there were no telltale screw holes remaining, after
Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 11
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 11 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 11: Captive Of The Joker The Joker stared at the unconscious girl, limply hanging from the steel manacles about her wrists. These were, in turn, attached to short lengths of chain, fixed to a metal girder, than ran the width of the cellar ceiling. The muffled thump of loud pop music, filtered down from the club above, as he ogled her superb nude figure. "She could easily make ten times her pathetic librarian salary, as a porn movie star,"
Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 12
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 12 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 12: The Three Card Trick! The Joker sat behind his battered old desk, his top-hat perched on his head, jauntily, and his feet resting on top of the desk. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "Come in!" he called, swinging his feet off the desktop, and sitting upright. Jake lumbered in. "You sent for me, boss?" he growled. "Yes! Has the video recording been delivered to police headquarters?" the Joker enquired, his eyes glittering with avarice. "Sure boss, no problem, but I
Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 13
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 13 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 13: In The Meantime… "Ooohhhhhh! Unngghhh!" Barbara cried out, arching her back and jerking her hips, as she orgasmed for the umpteenth time, the battery-powered vibrator that was strapped about her hips, continuing to thrum, insistently, in her sopping pussy. The Joker entered the cellar, and chuckled at the sight that greeted his eyes. The girl's breasts were thrust forward, crested by rock-hard, tightly-clamped nipples, as she shuddered in the aftershocks of orgasm, her hips stil
Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 14
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 14 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. * Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 14: A Bat's Ransom Batman, Robin and Sparrow, still dressed in her Batgirl costume, crouched down on the third-storey platform of the fire escape, staring across at the imposing Gothic facade of the Gotham City Central Library and the incongruous new, two-feet diameter metal trashcan, sitting on the sidewalk out front. Something about it gnawed at the edge of Sparrow's consciousness. She frowned, in concentration. During the previo
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Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 15 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Chapter 15: Dynamic Trio To The Rescue "Yessss! Yes, yes, yes!" exclaimed Sparrow, sitting back in the chair, in front of the Bat-computer, arching her spine and pushing back her aching shoulders. Batman and Robin hurried over. It had sounded as if the stunning young blonde was in the throws of orgasm. "What is it, Sparrow?" enquired the Caped Crusader, with a curious look on his face. "I think I may have discovered where the Joker is holdin
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Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 15 by Angelique Bouchette © "Very well dear, but I still think you should take a few days off, before returning to work at the library!" "I want things to return to normal as soon as possible, daddy! I'll be fine, really!" The Police Commissioner sighed, heavily. "Very well darling, I'm sure you know what's best!" "She's got the Gordon spunk, to be sure," added the Chief, in his thick Irish brogue. -oOo- Barbara looked up from her work, at the sharp knock on her office door. "Come in!" she called out, adjusting her spectacles on the bridge of her nose. The door swung inward, and the grinning figure of Brad Fleming entered. "Welcome back, Ms. Gordon!" he declared, perching himself on the corner of her desk, without bothering to ask her permission. He'd been feeling very full of himself ever since he'd been informed that no blame would be attached to him for the loss of the Tome, and that his position at the library was perfectly se
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 2: Barbara Bares All Police Commissioner Jim Gordon stood next to the County Coroner in the morgue, hands clasped behind his back, staring down at the dead man laid out on the cold chamber slab. Apart from the head and shoulders, the deceased was covered by a white shroud. The Coroner's Office was responsible for all deaths that occurred under suspicious circumstances or as a result of trauma or violence. The dead man had been brought in during the early hours of the morning
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette© Batgirl's shapely breasts, with their large prominent nipples, were thrust forward, as if demanding to be kissed and caressed, and her tight black thong seemed glued to her hips and crotch, affording her the barest minimum of decency. Sparrow was wearing her own tight fitting catsuit with Kevlar reinforcements, over her shapely figure. It was enough to make most guys go weak at the knees, but she knew it bore no worthwhile comparison with the Dark Angel's outfit. Batgirl suddenly turned her head, catching her friend in the act of ogling her body, but she managed to suppress the smile that threatened to form on her lilac painted lips. "Something very strange and puzzling has cropped up, Jen," she said, suddenly becoming very serious. "Oh, yeah, and what's that?" Sparrow asked, looking up into Batgirl's lovely green eyes. A girl could drown in those limpid pools. "Now don't laugh, Jen, but it seems that the recently
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette© Batgirl's shapely breasts, with their large prominent nipples, were thrust forward, as if demanding to be kissed and caressed, and her tight black thong seemed glued to her hips and crotch, affording her the barest minimum of decency. Sparrow was wearing her own tight fitting catsuit with Kevlar reinforcements, over her shapely figure. It was enough to make most guys go weak at the knees, but she knew it bore no worthwhile comparison with the Dark Angel's outfit. Batgirl suddenly turned her head, catching her friend in the act of ogling her body, but she managed to suppress the smile that threatened to form on her lilac painted lips. "Something very strange and puzzling has cropped up, Jen," she said, suddenly becoming very serious. "Oh, yeah, and what's that?" Sparrow asked, looking up into Batgirl's lovely green eyes. A girl could drown in those limpid pools. "Now don't laugh, Jen, but it seems that the recently
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 03
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 3: The Vampire Strikes Again It was almost three o'clock in the morning and the filthy old hobo stirred and turned over in the makeshift cardboard shelter that he called his home. He stank of stale booze and body odor and wore several layers of worn and filthy clothing, tightly wrapped around his emaciated frame, limited protection against the cold night air. Something had just disturbed his fitful snoring slumber. BANG! The impact sounded deafening within the confines of
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 4: A Date With Phil Barbara gently tugged the lacy black top of her hold-up stocking to within a couple of inches of the baby smooth junction of her thighs, ensuring it matched up with the other half of her sexy sheer hose, before leaning forward to slip on her red high-heeled platform soled shoes. She then tugged down the hem of her matching short skirt, to cover her snugly fitting panties, before rising to her feet. After checking the time on her wristwatch, she walked over to the dresser and picked up her purse. She paused, half
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette© She landed, silently, on the narrow balcony and, after tying off the rope to the metal safety railing, slipped through the partially open glass door, into the apartment. Jake was standing with his back to the window, his pants around his ankles, as he fucked into the mouth of the sobbing female kneeling before him. Suddenly, the woman's eyes opened wide with amazement, as she spotted the Dark Damsel's entrance. Her body stiffened, reflexively. This warned Jake that something was amiss and he pulled out of the girl's widely stretched mouth and spun around, dropping into a half-crouch. His narrowed eyes widened, as they alighted on the curvaceous purple temptress. "What the hell?" he gasped. Batgirl assumed her classic heroine pose, legs astride, hands on hips, chest thrust out with nipples erect. This looked even more spectacular than usual, clad in just her Vampirium coating. "Think you're a big man, huh?" the
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 5: Power Dressing "I'm worried about Barbara, Alfred," Bruce Wayne announced, as he sat down at the breakfast table the next morning and the manservant placed a plate of ham and scrambled eggs in front of him, together with a rack of warm toast. "Oh yes, sir?" replied his faithful old retainer, with a frown of concern, pausing as he was about to turn away and go pour his employer a cup of freshly percolated coffee. Alfred Pennyworth had been looking after Bruce ever since t
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 05 by Angelique Bouchette© The physician nodded, then sat down in his leather bound chair, facing her. He placed both elbows on his desktop and linked the fingers of his hands together. "Now, what can I do for you, young woman?" he asked, getting straight down to the point. "I want you to give me a full medical examination, doctor," Barbara replied, crossing one shapely nylon encased leg over the other. "Oh? You don't look too unhealthy to me," he replied, with a grin, running his gaze over her svelte figure. "In fact you have turned into a real dish, Ms. Gordon," he added, under his breath. It had been several years since the Commissioner of Police's daughter had last visited him and she appeared to have blossomed in the intervening period. His previous recollection was one of a timid, shy, almost mouse-like creature, not someone who could put most Hollywood starlets to shame. "What appears to be the problem, Ms. Gordon?" "I've been hav
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 6: Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll It was almost 10:00 pm, when Batgirl slid down the Bat-pole into the Bat-cave. She was wearing her molecular Bat-costume and thong, along with her other, more recognizable Batgirl accessories. She strolled over to Batman, her hips swaying, sexily. The Caped Crusader was sitting in front of the Bat-computer, correlating all the available details on the vampire killings. The Dark Damsel casually glanced around. There was no sign of the Boy Wonder anyw
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 06
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette© "Here, lemme try," snarled Louie, impatiently. He stepped forward and ran his hands over Batgirl's prominent boobs. His eyes widened, as he felt the nipples grow and harden beneath his palms. "Holy Cow!" he exclaimed, wide-eyed with wonder. "I don't think this slut is wearin' shit." He slipped a hand between her thighs and pushed a finger deep inside her moist pussy. "I don't think, I KNOW she ain't wearin' nothin'!" he added, with a gleeful chortle. The others all crowded around the Costumed Cutie, keen to check out his startling findings. -oOo- "Nnngh, nnngh, nnngh, nnngh..." Batgirl grunted into her saliva soaked gag, her hips jerking with each powerful penetration, as Chuck pistoned his meaty shaft deep into her tightly resisting ass. Her sexual abuse had continued, unabating, for almost two hours, with each of the four men taking their turns at ravishing her, mercilessly. "Rock 'n roll!" roared the powe
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 07
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 7: A Cunning Ploy The unmarked police car parked up on the tree-lined avenue and the two detectives got out and walked up the paved pathway to the front entrance of the brownstone house. The woman officer pressed the bell push and she and her male partner waited, impatiently. A few seconds later, there was the sound of scurrying feet and a timid female voice called out, "Who is it?" "Police ma'am. We're responding to a call from this address, concerning a possible homicid
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 08
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 8: Even The Best Laid Plans... The call came through on the police radio, while the two homicide detectives were on their journey back to GCPD headquarters in central Gotham. They diverted off their route and headed for an old rundown industrial area of the city, situated just to the south-west of the docklands. Apparently, some young kids who had been playing hookey from school, had stumbled upon four dead bodies in an old abandoned church. Renee wound down the window and clam
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 9: Don't Ya Just Love It When A Plan Comes Together The aging Toyota compact slowed down and rolled to a halt, emitting a noisy backfire and a cloud of oily smoke from its exhaust system. It had stopped among some low lying shrubs and stunted trees, in a section of scrubland alongside one of the city's many public parks. Jenny switched off the engine and lights, and nervously peered out into the surrounding darkness. This was the pick-up point where she'd arranged to rendezv
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Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette© Renee Montoya smiled and nodded. "Hello Ms. Gordon, we meet again. I think you also know my partner, Detective Harvey Bullock. May we come in?" "Oh yes, yes of course." Barbara stepped aside and waved them inside. The eyes of both detectives opened wide, as they saw the shapely figure of Batgirl, sitting on the sofa. "I think you both know the Dark Damsel," Barbara said, as she closed the door behind them. "I thought you might as well question both of us at the same time." Batgirl nodded her head in greeting. "Officers." Montoya cleared her throat. "Ah, yes, very ah, thoughtful of you, Ms. Gordon." "Please make yourselves comfortable, officers," Barbara added, indicating the two armchairs facing the couch, but on the opposite side of the coffee table. "Can I get you both something to drink?" Harvey's piggy eyes lit up at the suggestion. "Tea? Coffee?" Harvey pulled a face and shuddered. If it had
Batgurl
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Bat Girl's Drunken Night
I did something last night I haven't done in years. Got so drunk I made an ass out of myself. I entertained my husband & his friend quite well. It was wonderful until I had to puke. Seven beers in total was all I got in me. Yeah, I'm a light weight. Always have been and fuck willing always will be. I would rather only be able to drink a few beers to get drunk then spend who knows how much on hard alcohol & only get a slight buzz. It was interesting to see how fast a Boston song goes by on Rock Band while you're hammered. It was also fun to talk to my BFF on the phone while fucked up. He kept giggling mostly because every time I had to pee (which was quite often) I would tell him he was coming with me to keep me company. Needless to say it won't be happening again any time soon. I hate puking more than anything else that my human body can do. I did however notice how damn dirty my toilet was. For right now though I'm contemplating passing out back into unconsciousness so that mayb
Bathtime With Brother
"Bye Lana! See you tonight!" Alone! Finally! I closed the door after my parents and locked it with a little laugh. They were going on an overnight in the mountains and wouldn't be back until tomorrow night. I ran downstairs to the Rec room. Humming, I went behind the bar and pulled out a bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps. My favorite. I ran upstairs to the "Big Bathroom." I turned on the hot water and went to my bedroom. I pulled out my Pampering Kit. A bottle of special rose bath gel, rose bath oil beads, rose shampoo and rose skin cream. I stripped off my clothes and pulled my waist long hair out of its confining braid. I loved the feel of it tickling my bum as I walked. I sidetracked for what should have been a minute and turned on the cd player in the living room. I was pissed about five minutes later when I still couldn't find my favorite cd. "Damn It! I bet Daniel borrowed it again!" My brother, older by exactly 10 1/2 months was constantly taking my cds without ask
The Bath Tub
Filling your tub with warm water and adding bubbles light your candles Set them along side of your tub. Dim your bathroom lights and slip into your full bubble bathed tub. MMMMMMM Take your soap and lather it up your hands wash your arms Your first arm and wash slowly and your second arm slowly. Then slowly wash your face and neck and then caress y our breasts with the soap and wash your stomach and your waist , Then wash your legs slowly and enjoy the relaxation and pleasure at the same time. Think of some thing romantic while your in the tub as if there is another man there or another women washing you . Take the soap and was in your croch and your clit put the soap rite up there and lather it up mmmmmm then wash with warm water let the water rinse u off ,. As your washing your croch and clit stick a finger or two in there and think of it as a man or a women if your bi Or lezbian, . Keep that finger moving to your come to your orgasim or cum. Slowly pour more warm water ov
Bath
today i had the most luxurious bath ever. i listened to some relaxing music, was completely covered in bubbles and i had this delicious strawberry icecream...its was the most relaxing part of my stressful week.
The Bath Tub Test
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?????
Bathroom Habits
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do. You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style. You are a little shy and easily embarrassed. You often wonder if you are normal. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
Bathroom Habits: What Do They Say About Me?
(Moving test results to a new blog) What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do. You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style. You are a very outgoing person. You are true to yourself, and you never hold back. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
Bathroom Pictures
I know you've all seen them, yes the classic self shot in the bathroom. They're in MySpace, Facebook and evidently LC is no different. This trend is almost a phenomenon that one day will be seen as "Sooo 2000s". Anyways you decide you're gonna put your pic online for everyone to see, virtually for ever and ever. No matter the time, the place or the person, if they have access,they'll be able to see it. Therefore is quite funny to see all the wicked things you can spot in the background. With it being posted for posterity you would think ppl would pick up their stuff a little, but no everything is their for you to see them in the raw. So from now on I propose to you to see if you can spot cool stuff, or maybe funny stuff and repost them or put links to these pics. And if YOU are the one posting the pic, maybe picking up after yourself wouldn't be a bad idea, or maybe you can go all out and make a statement and express yourself through your room. As it is said "An image sa
The Bathroom Break
The Bathroom Break by zand3r © This is my first Literotica submission and I would love any and all feedback, negative, positive, hurtful, whatever you have to say I want to hear it. I would like to thank the beautiful young woman who inspired this story, without you this would not have been possible. Thanks are also due to the wonderful LadyFalcon who edited my story, who also made this possible. ***** It was raining outside. It's always raining around here. What light poured in through the two story high windows was no match to the misery the weather wrought outside. The protection of the glass did not shield from the dreary mood. It was a slow day, and few customers had come to the counter to make the over expensive purchase of a movie ticket. I saw little reason to be at work. Even the pitiful paycheck I knew was coming next week wasn't enough incentive to stifle the unprofessional yawn I knew was also coming. Lucky no managers were around. The lobby in front of me was
Bathroom Walls
Who the hell are these guys that write shit on bathroom walls? These restroom Shakespeare's, and what the fuck are they doing writing on bathroom walls. Why would anybody go into a bathroom just to write on the walls? 'Cause let's face it, you have to have intent to write on walls, cause anyone taking a dump in a public restroom is doing so as a last resort, which means diarrhea and that's gonna keep 'em busy. And they can't do it while taking a piss, and if they can and are that talented, they need to find a woman, and fast. The rhymes are clever and all but let's face it, you write them in the shitter 'cause they're shit. To all you Gonorrhea Gnomes leaving numbers(For a good time call….) quit it, I'm sick and tired of wasted minutes for disconnected numbers or saying "Wrong number"ť when a dude answers. Guess what I'm trying to say is if I see someone in a bathroom with a pen or marker I'm going to shove it up your nose and write Dumbass on your brain
Bathtime
You've had a hard day at work, and you're looking forward to just getting home and relaxing. You walk in the door and find a double row of lit candles on the hardwood floor, leading in a trail towards the back of the house. Wondering what's going on, you look a little closer and see a note lying right at the start. My handwriting, short and simple – there's a bath already drawn for you, just go in and relax. You walk slowly to the bathroom, stripping as you go. The soft light and faint hint of incense in the air already helping you to relax. You reach the bathroom to find it lit with even more candles; a golden glow filling the steamy air. Our large tub is full of water glistening with bath-oil, and a glass of wine sitting beside your favorite spot. You smile to yourself at my preparations as you ease yourself into the hot bath. A few sips of wine and some quiet music later, you find yourself leaning back with your eyes closed, perfectly relaxed and enjoying the end of the day. Y
Bathing As Ritual
Bathing can be a beautiful ritual with just a small amount of effort. Here are some things to consider... You don't want to get bored in there after going to so much trouble, put on some music that has meaning to you, bring a magazine with you, or just plan on daydreaming about something, or someone, beautiful. Choose a scent that you love, or one that has an aroma therapeutic or magickal effect that you would like. Layer it by using bath salts, oils, powders, body lotion and perfume that all match. Fragrance is the most important part of your bath, this should be carefully considered. Try using scented candles that are in tune with your fragrance theme or magickal goal, turn off the lights, forget the magazine and now is the time to daydream. Something that you should be aware of... a brandy snifter will float in the water. This not only provides a convenient place to keep your glass, but the hot water will warm your cognac. When the water begins to cool, get out, or
Bathroom Stall
THE BATHROOM STALL CONVERSATION: THE BATHROOM STALL CONVERSATION: This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions
Bathroom Make Out Session
*Thought I'd add something to keep you coming back.
Bathroom Floor
BATHROOM-PAINTED FLOOR *IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....* *YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING......* *(not that you would...)* *AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... * *You open the door.... ** NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!** KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?* This would mess your mind up! _________________________________________________
Bathroom Scene
See I'm a goof ball! lol Bathroom Scene
Bath Partner?
James R. Bath AKA James Reynolds Bath Born: 1937 Birthplace: Natchitoches, LA Gender: Male Race or Ethnicity: White Sexual orientation: Straight Occupation: Business Nationality: United States Executive summary: Bush, bin Laden business partner Military service: USAF Reserve James R. Bath was one of the original investors in George W. Bush's failed oil venture; in fact, he owned 5% of Arbusto Energy. Bath and Bush go way back, to their days as pilots in the same Texas Air National Guard unit during the Vietnam War. Coincidentally, Bath also happens to have been suspended from flying exactly one month after Bush, and for precisely the same reason: "Failure to accomplish annual medical examination." Despite his protestations to the contrary ("I am not a member of the CIA or any other intelligence agency."), a persistent rumor is that Bath was recruited by the CIA, sometime after he started working as the front man for Saudi investor Salem bin Laden in 1978. (Sal
The Bathroom
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
Bathroom: My Privat Igloo
i hate meetings that are longer than 30 mins.... and today i had one that was for more than 3:30 hrs geeeeeeeeez i only had time to go to the bathroom i really need vacations and as soon as possible i'm home now but tired as hell and tomorrow i have to go to rehab early morning, and then go to work *shrugs* anyone wants to give me a massage and hug me and love me for a bit?
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Bath Tub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Bathroom Banging
I give you a glance and you catch on right away... I bite my lip and excuse myself to the restroom... I wait so impatient with an already dripping wet pussy in the bathroom stall... A few minutes which seem to me like hours I hear the door creak open and see your boots appear under the stall door... I slowly unlock and open the door... A smirk creeps to your lips... I need those lips all over me I think to myself... But not wanting to seem too eager I slowly just back into the tiny stall to give you room to enter. You slide in and close and lock the door behind you! You step forward into me and whisper in my ear... "Princess why did you have to wear that skirt you know I can’t contain myself! Um I told you the bathroom would be the spot.” I giggle and you interrupt my laughter with your tongue... Massaging my tongue with yours... your lips taste like salt from dancing umm I savor your taste! You turn me to the door so my back is pressed up against it... Your hands are like a wild fire
Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Bathroom
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" Scroll down DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
The Bath
Me in warm bathwater in a sunken tub... bath oils, suds... twenty vanilla candles lighting up the room, their flames licking at the air like hungry little tongues...vanilla incense burning in the corner of the room... a gentle hand washing my legs, then moving up to my hips, then the small of my back, and on to my shoulders... my neck... slowly, firmly but gently working the muscles loose into a relaxing bliss... ...lowering my head, while the hands loosen the body and the spirit... a warm body gently sliding up behind me in the bathwater, gingerly resting another's chest on my back... I can feel the breath of another on the nape of my neck, as my shoulders and upper arms are slowly massaged, and deep down within my body begins to tingle... ...lips gently on my neck, juuuust behind the right ear, then up to my lobe, gently tugging on the earring there, teasing the skin there with the tip of a tongue, while hands run down my arms and reach my own hands, fingers entwining tog
The Bath
Me in warm bathwater in a sunken tub... bath oils, suds... twenty vanilla candles lighting up the room, their flames licking at the air like hungry little tongues...vanilla incense burning in the corner of the room... a gentle hand washing my legs, then moving up to my hips, then the small of my back, and on to my shoulders... my neck... slowly, firmly but gently working the muscles loose into a relaxing bliss... ...lowering my head, while the hands loosen the body and the spirit... a warm body gently sliding up behind me in the bathwater, gingerly resting another's chest on my back... I can feel the breath of another on the nape of my neck, as my shoulders and upper arms are slowly massaged, and deep down within my body begins to tingle... ...lips gently on my neck, juuuust behind the right ear, then up to my lobe, gently tugging on the earring there, teasing the skin there with the tip of a tongue, while hands run down my arms and reach my own hands, fingers entwining tog
Bathroom Handle Hand Juice
If you’ve read my previous blogs, you know that one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don’t wash their hands after using the restroom. Here comes another one…it kind of goes hand-in-hand with the aforementioned. People who don’t use napkins to open the bathroom door. Yes, you read that right. Let’s say you DO wash your hands when you use the restroom. Great, you get a Gold Star from me. But also be awar that those people that DON’T wash their hands have put said nasty hands on that door handle. Thus, you washing your hands then grabbing the handle without a napkin kind of cancels it out. There’s nasty hand juice on that there handle. Just grab on to that last napkin you used to dry your hands off with, and grab the door handle with that. See? No nasty hand juice residue on your sparkly clean hands. What?! You think I’m a germaphobe? Fine. I’ll just go swallow some Lysol now…
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near the window?"
Bath Time (x-rated Story)
Bath Time She's in the tub, bubbles everywhere, candles scenting the room with vanilla; a flute of champagne rests by the tub. It’s the champagne he sent her, saying how much he desires her and wants her. She loves the way he makes her feel - schoolgirl giddy. He's the handsome varsity linebacker, she's the hot little cheerleader ~ "oh we'll role play that, baby, " she thinks in her mind. And she wants him so desperately, passionately she wants him. Taking a sip she hears the door open and she smiles. The bathroom door opens a crack and he steps in. It must have been a tough day, he looks like he ran a marathon, but there is that smile on his face. He kneels by the tub and she wraps her arms around his neck; a soft, innocent kiss turns seductive and determined. The champagne has done its work and she has a buzz going, otherwise she would have jumped out of the tub and into his arms. She keeps kissing him and pressing her curvy body into his. He feels her hardening nipples and hi
The Bath!!!!
I was trying to take a relaxing bath one night....I had the candles lit and the lights turned off and I layed back in the bath and closed my eyes....I then had this eerie feeling like somebody was watching me so I opened my eyes thinking it was my husband standing there or something and it wasn't....There was somebody sitting on the toilet watching me....I sat up in the tub and looked closer and that was when I realized it was a woman and she was looking closer too....She stood up and started walking closer and she was telling me to get out and then that's when I started screaming and my husband came running in the bathroom and turned on the lights and when I looked she was gone....That was my third encounter with one of the ghosts in my house!!!!
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Bathtime Fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the bath and I'll bring you a drink," she suggested smiling. "Good idea," says the husband looking forward to being waited on. He's in the bath when she comes in with a nice glass of Scotch which he accepts happily. "If there's anything else you'd like just call," says the wife as she leaves the bathroom. When she got halfway along the landing the husband relaxes completely and lets off an enormous long fart in the bath. A few minutes later, despite it being a very warm Summer's evening, the wife comes in with a fluffy bed warmer "What the heck is that for?" asks the husband snappily. "Oh Darling," says the wife, flustered, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle."
Bathing Booty
Cosmo's Most Creative Sex Positions Ever Bathing Booty Taking a bath ŕ deux can be incredibly seductive: "Just lathering up each other with bare hands is sensual and exciting," says Flemke. So next time you're having a sexy suds-fest with your man, have him lie back, resting his head on the edge of the tub. Facing him, kneel over one of his legs (his thigh should be sandwiched between your thighs), and lower yourself onto him. When he's inside you, wrap your ankles around his calf so you're fully entwined. Then lean forward and hold on to the edge of the tub behind his head to support yourself as you glide back and forth over his body, rather than up and down. The zero gravity of the water gives you a wider range of motion than you'd usually have and lets you experience new sensations every time you alter your movements. "This position creates a slower buildup, which can ultimately lead to an exciting climax," says Susan Crain Bakos, author of The Sex Bible: The Complete Guid
Bathroom Poetry 1
I was here So were you So drop some shit And move on through
Bathroom Poetry 2
It could be a deuce Or stand and pee Everybody does it So aim and let it free
Bathroom Poetry 3
Relieve some pressure Just sit and think Consentrate on the task And make it stink
Bathroom Poetry 4
Relieve some pressure Just sit and think Consentrate on the task And make it stink
Bathroom
there she was, on the floor crimson blood flowing through the cracks the knife she had used lie on her chest forever stained red the mirror cracked and broken, everything thrown pell-mell over the floor sadness and depression etched into the very depths of her eyes tears had streamed down her delicate features thinking nobody loved her thinking she was ugly and unwanted her friends and family mourned for her no one ever stepped into that bathroom again too much grief came over the person when they looked in remembering the once happy girl that could make anyone fall in love with her just by flashing her playful smile
Bath Time~nsfw~~
~WAS TOLD SOME MIGHT ENJOY~ well i wanted to tell you all how my bath went... i pulled all my hair on top of my head.. eased my naked body into the very hot water... so warm when i started to sit i could feel the sting of the water on my ass and my pussy lips.. the warmth was so intense.. i closed my eyes leaned my head back and breathed the fresh sent of my cucumber melon bubble bath... the bubbles were so soft i was rubbing them into my arms at first ... then my neck and down to my chest.. the cool air filtering in from the open window mixed with the hot water had my nipples exploding to attention.. hard errect and demanding some attention.. i slowly began to rub circles around them still breathing in the fresh smells of the bubble bath...my eyes still closed .. i had brought two toys with me to the tub and my very naughty thoughts were rushing through my head telling me it was time to make myself cum...my first toy is the coolest thing ever.. my bathtub buddy as i call it come
Bathroom Remodeling
We , and by we I mean my wife, have decided to remodel our bathroom. It all started with a leaky toilet seal, and I made the casual comment that it would look nicer with tile. Which my wife calculated that since I've been working overtime like crazy, we could take my extra money and redo the bathroom. So countless(13) visites to places that carry tile, we finally decided on a color for the floor, and for the wall. The woman we bought the house from did everything on the cheap, so removing carpeting and wall covering was actually quite easy. So after a day of prep, we were ready to tile. I'm not the handiest guy, and I've never laid tile before, but we have a friend who has, so she agreed to come help. When she finally got her on friday, my wife points out a weak spot in the floor that I hadn't noticed, but she has since monday. So at 7pm on a Friday night, I'm out buying materials for a sub floor. A horrible start, and half a day behind already. We work on that till 2am, then
Bathing, Working, Posting? (level Up? Photo Max!)
Good Morning! UK time that is. I'm noticing alot of you are from the US. So, think of this message...as one...from THE FUTURE! ahhh. 5 hours in the future that is. I have a conundrum. Apparently I have uploaded too many pictures. I've maxed it out, and can't upload anymore until I reach level 11? This is a a problem, as I took these really sexy pictures the other day, and I'm dying to post them. My question to you, my friends, and fans, on fubar...which set should I take down? The bathtub? Risque? or...white robe? Or should I keep them up, be patient, and wait to level up? Input is helpful! Have a good day!
Bath Toy For Women
Bath Michigan 1920
The good old days weren’t as good as you think. Let’s do a time warp back to May 18, 1927, two days prior to the start of Lindbergh’s historic crossing of the Atlantic. This particular day started out just like any for the seven-hundred or so residents of the village of Bath, Michigan. Yet, this day was not to be like any other. Around nine forty-five that morning, a tremendous explosion shook the community. Within just a short period of time, an additional loud blast would be heard. At a time when radio was still in its infancy, news was very slow to spread and area residents were unsure about what had just happened. The first explosion produced a giant cloud of smoke in one direction, yet there was a major fire burning in another. People followed their gut instinct and headed toward the source of the explosion. What these people saw was something that we all hope never, ever happens again. The community’s five-year-old Bath Consolidated School, with more than three hun
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
Bathroom Joke
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
Bathtub Test
Subject: The Bathtub Test >> >> >> The Bathtub Test >> >> >> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and >> this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a >> visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether >> or not a patient should be institutionalized. >> >> >> >> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a >> teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to >> empty the bathtub." >> >> >> >> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the >> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." >> >> >> >> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you >> want a bed near the window?" >> >> >> >> DID YOU PASS THIS TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? >>
Bath Time!!!
It's been a late night at the office, and I'm thankful to finally be home to relax. Closing the door behind me, I shrug out of my jacket as I notice the absolute silence and darkness of the house. Must not be home yet, I think with some disappointment to find you nowhere around. Sighing heavily, I make my way to the bedroom to get out of my clothes. Sitting on the edge of the bed, I massage my upper thighs, thankful to be out of those beastly thigh high stockings. Wiggling my toes, I groan at the discomfort they had suffered all day. I reach around and unclasp my bra, a breath of gratitude escaping once I was free of that constraining device. The people who make those must have been students in the art of torture, I mused to myself. One last piece of clothing to remove, I think, as I smooth my hand down my belly to the waistband of my black lace panties. They are the only thing comfortable I had worn all day. Around noon, they stopped being so comfortable when my lunchtime
Bath Love Spell
Bath Love Spell Submitted by Cassandra First you must clean your bathroom, clean everything, the mirrors, the counter, the sink...you get the picture. Then cover all the mirrors in the room with either pink or white sheets. Next light three white candles and place them around the tub. Draw a bath and add your choice of bath milk, salts or bath beads. You can even use scented bubble bath or scented soap. You should also but on a mushy love songs CD or just something that means something to you and that person... Get in and focus on the person that you want called to you. If you don't have anyone in particular focus on what you want in a lover. Chant "Negativity is washed away, I am renewed as of today, Many heads will turn my way, the ones I choose will wish to stay." While washing your body. Do everything you would normaly do, shave wash your hair... When your done washing repeat, "Negativity is washed away, I am renewed as of today, Many heads will turn m
The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' IF LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, I AM SURPRISED THAT A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY HASN'T TRIED TO PATENT IT. LAUGH NOW WHILE IT IS STILL FREE!!!
The Bathtub Test.....
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started: During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
The Bathhouse
The Bathhouse by kyrie1595 © The Bathhouse The text message on my cell phone simply said my presence was required at the bathhouse immediately and to wear only my collar and black silk robe. Delicate brows creased slightly at the mention of the place. I'd never been there before, only heard You mentioning it from time to time and suspected You had something devilishly sinful in mind. i hurried to do as You requested, changing quickly out of my clothes from work. I couldn't help the little shiver dancing down my spine as I pulled the soft silk robe on, tying it loosely at my waist, gasping softly as the hem of softness brushed my upper thighs and barely covered my ass. my nipples were already erect, jutting the silk out in turgid peaks. my pussy was tingling and seeping with the thoughts of what You might have in store. I quickly exchanged the silver choker, my public collar, for O/our private leather collar sighing softly in delight as it settled naturally around my neck.
Bathroom
This long, but you got to read this. It is so funny. Subject: Bathroom ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH ?????? When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over i n her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you
Bathtime
I was a bit disappointed when I actually tried it out for the first time. It wasn't powerful enough to make me come. I ended up having to rub my clit with my fingers as I pumped the toy in and out of me while holding it by the little extended pink thumb. I eventually came but with all of the effort I'd had to exert I wondered what was the point? It was the "Thumbs Up", a 7" pink dick with a little thumb sticking out for clitoral stimulation. The girth? Oh, I don't know. Thick enough. I could wrap my fingers around it and have them still overlap a bit. I guess you get what you pay for. It was after all, the cheapest vibrator in the catalog. I had never used a vibrator before. After getting over my embarrassment and discomfort over actually buying one I had finally gone for it. For weeks I had been so excited about receiving the package in the mail. I had checked the box daily anticipating the arrival of my new toy. I had lay in bed and imagined how great it would be to get off an
Bathroom Blitz
Bathroom Blitz by azwildkitty © I lost my virginity at the age of 15. Even then, before I really knew anything about sex, I really enjoyed sex. I started having sex before I ever learned that girls could masturbate too! That's something Mom forgot to mention, I guess. I am obsessed with sex, though I am no nymphomaniac. I won't have sex with just anyone just for the sake of having sex...that's what my hands and fingers are for! Imagine my surprise when I rejected someone who refused to be rejected! I was running next to the river and had stopped to get a drink and go to the bathroom. A man and woman were sitting on a bench near the restrooms holding hands. I didn't give them a second thought as I walked just past them towards the bathroom. The woman asked me if I had the time. I didn't have a watch on and told her I was sorry I couldn't help her. She followed me into the bathroom and made small talk. She asked about running, the best shoes for running, stuff like that. When
Bath Time's Over
Bath Time's Over by Diamond_Girl© Note from the author... This story is the 4th in the "Jimmy and Arane" series, written by DiamondJim and me. You may find links to the other stories in the series under "Favorites" in our profiles. Please remember to vote, and we love positive feedback. *~*~*~*~*~*~* Softly, as if from a distance, I heard my love's voice intruding on my dreams. My mind kept replaying the previous hours' enjoyments as I struggled with how much I'd enjoyed my first lesbian encounter with Debbie. My blood sang through my veins as I remembered her touch and the pleasure we'd found together. After our explosive climaxes in the tub, we held each other as the jets soothed and stimulated our over-sensitive nerves. Soft whispers intermingled with the gurgling of the water as we talked and kissed. "Debbie," I said, "There's something I'd like to do for you, but we'll have to get out of the tub first." With a little frown of confusion marring her otherwise perfe
The Bathroom
The Bathroom by cemmaes © I take your hand and guide you through the darkened room towards the hallway. Walking away from your room, you start to hear the sound of running water from beyond the closed door to the bathroom. I stop at the door, and turn to you. Taking your upturned face into my hands, I guide your mouth to mine. I kiss you deeply, letting my tongue explore your mouth and lips. As the kiss ends, I pull away and smile at you knowingly. Turning back to the door, I turn the knob and push it open. Steam that had been trapped in the room rolls out past us. We both feel the moist heat clinging to our naked bodies. Taking your hand again, and with a backwards glance, I lead you into the bathroom. I have prepared the room for our arrival. Looking through the steam, you see candles burning. The moisture in the air causes the flames to dance, their light fractured and fractured yet again by the mist. The entire room has a very pleasant, romantic glow to it. The light is so d
Bath Of The Senses
Bath of the Senses by caterwauller © This story is not about sex, per se. It is about sensuality . . . sometimes a very different thing. * I will never forget the day. It was one of those idyllic Fall days where the sun is so warm on your face you want to feel it on your entire body. I wanted to curl up like a cat in that warmth and let it seep into my soul. But cooler days had already come, and the leaves were a cacophony of hues in the trees around that mountain. We were certainly not above the treeline where we camped. On the contrary, we were surrounded by beautiful, large trees of all species. It was a fairly young forest, though, and there was a lot of undergrowth still flourishing. Our tent was off to the side of the clearing so that we could take advantage of the afternoon shade. I was young, about 19, and single, and shared the tent with my parents. My brother was camped next to us, and we shared a fire for our cooking. We knew many of the people in the large ca
Bath Time
Bath Time by Linebacker56© She's in the tub, bubbles everywhere, candles scenting the room with vanilla; a flute of champagne rests by the tub. It's the champagne he sent her, saying how much he desires her and wants her. She loves the way he makes her feel - schoolgirl giddy. He's the handsome varsity linebacker, she's the hot little cheerleader ~ "oh we'll role play that, baby," she thinks in her mind. And she wants him so desperately, passionately she wants him. Taking a sip she hears the door open and she smiles. The bathroom door opens a crack and he steps in. It must have been a tough day, he looks like he ran a marathon, but there is that smile on his face. He kneels by the tub and she wraps her arms around his neck; a soft, innocent kiss turns seductive and determined. The champagne has done its work and she has a buzz going, otherwise she would have jumped out of the tub and into his arms. She keeps kissing him and pressing her curvy body into his. He feels her harde
Bathtime
Bathtime by morethananeyeful © Bathtime, decided Jenny. It was coming up to 10 p.m. and she would lack the energy to make her way to the bathrooms in her hall of residence if she left it much later. She had rather been looking forward to the bath since returning from the bar, where she had spend the early part of the evening in enjoyable flirtation with Greg, a back row forward in the university rugby team, who lived on the same floor as her. Greg was definitely not relationship material and she wasn't going to have casual sex with him- or anyone so she thought- but since returning to her room her mind had several times wondered what it would like if she was the kind of girl who did have casual sex with rugby players. It was a thought she would enjoy reliving as she wallowed in the bath. Although she was pretty, with wavy dark hair and sparkly eyes and a naturally slim figure and generally reckoned to be good company it was some months since she had had a boyfriend and thoughts
A Bath In Dirt
Winters Breeze Falling leaves with the same Chill as yesterday,, I sit among tides of time wishing this Day Had never Come, For this Day is the Day I bath in the soil of this Earth, NuttinButtSexxy Why do you sit among these tree's with such Sadness, Sounds of a Trouble Heart that you play this song, I too know this song of screaming Swans, I'm Nor a Swan nor a Child that I moan in my sorrow alone, why do you Bath in the Soils of this earth , I have a bad Taste In my mouth That this Love I had once, Has Left to Bad of a Taste in my Mouth from Basking, In my own sorrows another Sour day like yesterday, Repeating the Same bath as I do Every day that this taste will go away, Winter Breezes with Falling Leaves your My Chill of Yesterdays, I'll just sit here and Bath to the sour taste In my mouth go's away, CPR 2007 James Landry/POSNB Shame Landry
Bathroom Drunk
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there?' he yells. 'You're scaring my customers!' 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet,' slurs the drunk, 'and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.' The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, 'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
Bathtub Test...
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
A Bathroom Disaster
The Gross Bathroom Disaster A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on hi
Bathtub Test
During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ONE ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
Bathroom Signs
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's h
The Bathtub Test!!!!
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Bath
boy n bath with mom asks mom what that hairy thing down there mom says it my sponge. boy says o aunty has one to, i saw her wash daddys face off.
The Bath
Marcia Ingram glanced out the window from her living room and then checked her watch for the tenth time in the last five minutes, "Where is he," she said softly, "he's fifteen minutes late!?!" She continued paging through her magazine and was startled when the doorbell chimed indicating someone was at the front door, she jumped up and quickly covered the twenty some feet, opened the door, and invited the blonde haired young man into her parlor!!! "Good afternoon, Peter," she said graciously, "and how are you today!?!" "Just fine, ma'am," he replied softly, "and you?!?" "Uh, good, very good," she answered, "would you like something to drink, maybe a soft drink or coffee!?!" "No thanks, ma'am," he replied, "I'm just fine!!!" "You're a little late today," she offered!!! ""I'm sorry," he replied, "my last appointment went a little longer than usual, I hope I haven't inconvenienced you!!!" "Oh, no," she answered quickly, "I was just wondering, that's all............." They both sat there fo
Bath House
"God, I needed this," Ellie said to her husband Brad, "there's just something about a whirlpool bath that just eases all the tension right out of you!!!" "Mmmmmm, yeah," he replied while the swirling hot water wafted over his body, "we should come here more often, but it just seems like we're always so damn busy!!!" Ellie was just about to answer him, when they were interrupted by a naked young man of about nineteen who asked, "Would either of you care for a drink!?!" "Uhhhhh, I think I'll have a glass of wine," Ellie replied while staring at the young man's erection, "how about you honey!?!" "Just bring me a club soda and a twist of lime," he replied while chuckling at his wife's obvious interest in the young man's attributes!!!" "Such big eyes you have," he said kiddingly!!! "Well I never," she retorted, "did you see the size of his cock, I don't know where they find these guys, but they're all hung like a horse!!!" "And I thought you came here to relax," he said jokingly, "but from
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
Bathroom Bangin
I give you a glance and you catch on right away... I bite my lip and excuse myself to the restroom... I wait so impatient with an already dripping wet pussy in the bathroom stall... A few minutes which seem to me like hours I hear the door creak open and see your boots appear under the stall door... I slowly unlock and open the door... A smirk creeps to your lips... I need those lips all over me I think to myself... But not wanting to seem too eager I slowly just back into the tiny stall to give you room to enter. You slide in and close and lock the door behind you! You step forward into me and whisper in my ear... "Princess why did you have to wear that skirt you know I can't contain myself! Um I told you the bathroom would be the spot." I giggle and you interrupt my laughter with your tongue... Massaging my tongue with yours... your lips taste like salt from dancing umm I savor your taste! You turn me to the door so my back is pressed up against it... Your hands are like a wild fire
Bathrooms
I need to redo my bathroom. I am thinking about getting one of those bathtub liner and surround systems installed. I don't know if its better to have it done professionally or to do it myself. The hard part seems to be tracking down some place that sells the system in order for me to do it myself. Also, thinking of building my own vanity too, that way I can have one that fits the space, not just the size that is available. I know I can get the floor tiles at Grossman's for less than Home Depot or Lowe's. Anyone got any bathroom remodeling stories to share?
Bathory
Screams from distant past Countess of the darkest dreams Tormenting sorrow fills us Wearing ravens shade Mirrored outlook strays away Thy noose attracts the mortals
Bathrrom To The Bedroom
Names of the characters are made up. On a cold night, Tish walks into the bathroom, turns on the water for a hot bath, she pours lavender bubblebath, making the bathroom smell like spring flowers. Lots of candles set a senual mood. Thinking she'd be alone she turns on some soft music loud enough for her to hear through the door. Pours herself a glass of wine and goes into the bathroom, takes her robe off and climbs into the tub. Laying there under all the bubbles she closes her eyes and starts to drift off. Jake comes home early from a night out and was feeling pretty good. He hears the music and see's that the bathroom door is shut. He wonders what is going on so he opens the door quietly to sneak a peek. Jake see's Tish in the tub with her eyes closed, loud music and a glass of wine sitting there. While laying there in the tub he decides to kneel next to her and start to caress her back. Startling her, at this time, he asked, "Can I join"? Tish replies, "yes". Jake stops
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
A Bath In Dirt,,
A Bath in Dirt,, Winters Breeze Falling leaves with the same Chill as yesterday,, I sit among tides of time wishing this Day Had never Come, For this Day is the Day I bath in the soil of this Earth, Why do you sit among these tree's with such Sadness, Sounds of a Trouble Heart that you play this song, I too know this song of screaming Swans, I'm Nor a Swan nor a Child that I moan in my sorrow alone, why do you Bath in the Soils of this earth , I have a bad Taste In my mouth That this Love I had once, Has Left to Bad of a Taste in my Mouth from Basking, In my own sorrows another Sour day like yesterday, Repeating the Same bath as I do Every day that this taste will go away, Winter Breezes with Falling Leaves your My Chill of Yesterdays, I'll just sit here and Bath to the sour taste In my mouth go's away, CPR 2007 James Landry,
The Bathtub Test!
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
The Bath Tub Test
During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director, ' How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use a bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
Bath
The water is warm. I sink into it, Allowing it to caress me. It surrounds and covers me, Washing away my irritation. I part my legs, Feeling the water touch my secret parts. My hand follows the water, Fingers slipping into my folds, Brushing against my hard nub, Entering me, thrusting. Faster and harder I move them. Rubbing my clit, I bring myself closer As the water gently cradles me. I cry out as orgasm grips me, And recover into complete relaxation
Bathed In Ecstasy
Steps moving back upstairs Dressed in blue jeans tight My room high in the loft You take the steps tonight Soon getting ready to bathe I awaited for this hour Slipping out of my robe I turn towards the shower Soon it will be togetherness You will be caressing my skin I will gently feel your hands You now wink and step right in In warm moistened fragrant oils Bathing in your arms with me Tonight we shower together Our shower of sweet ecstasy
Bath Tub Test
During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." (keep going) "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
"bath Note"
Dear Kids, Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, forcing myself to drown in a half-inch of lukewarm water is more work than I've got energy for. (Which reminds me, I'm all for science projects, but the next time you want to see if Play-Doh floats, use cold water.) Don't panic if I'm not out right on time. I've heard that people don't dissolve in water and I'd like to test the theory. While I'm in the tub, I'd like you to remember a few things. The large slab of wood between us is called a door. Do not bang to hear my voice. I promise that even though you can't see me, I *am* on the other side. I'm not digging an escape tunnel and running for the border,no matter what I said a while ago. I didn't mean it. Honest. There will be plenty of time later to tell me about your day. "Later" means at a time when I am no
Bath, Ny
Well I am moving to Bath, NY. It is official. As of Thursday July 24th I don't know when I will be on Fubar again. But keep leaving them rates and comments for me .
The Bathing Suit
When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing suit for the mature figure(actually for just about every female figure!) was boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip. The mature woman has a choice-she can either go up front to the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away looking like a hippopotamus who escaped from Disney's Fantasia or she can wander around every run of the mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of florescent rubber bands. What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I bel
2008 Bathurst 1000
I posted this up on myspace originally but decided to post it here too.Leaving for Bathurst on the Friday is a struggle i so want to be there before Thursday missing 4 practice sessions kills me to no end. This years Bathurst 1000 was one of the best i have seen (maybe because Murph was up on the podium and i was there to see it) even thought i was burnt to a crisp after spending Saturday at the top of the mountain. I have to mention that the grade of policemen they had up the top of the mountain this year was A, very good lookin men... my thoughts were along the line of you can frisk me anyday mate LMAO.it was an interesting day during our usual walk of the support category pits due to Bruce's curiosity and gift of the gab he got A machanic to shows us a bit of one of the developement series cars...was interesting to hear 2 mechanics speak 'mechanic' i know mostly what things are and vaigly what they do but i was rather engrossed in the 'techincal' side of the conversation.Now i have
Bathtime
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I am so tired, I got up yesterday at 1:00 a.m. and did the papers then had one of my parties, didn't go to bed last night until 10:45p.m. and then was up again at 1:00 a.m. I am exhausted and my kids want my undivided attention. They don't understand why I am sleepy. Calgon, take me away!
The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
Bathing With Crocks...please Take More Then A Chicken With You...
Evil Spirits…Sometimes are not as evil as those who say you may have evil spirits. Case in Point: Locals will not always give you the correct information. 16 players for a soccer team called Midland Portland Cement, who were in Zimbabwe for a match in October, were told that a swim in the Zambezi River is a traditional ritual that would cleanse the team of evil spirits. However, only 15 players made it back, as there are crocodiles in the Zambezi...First off why would a team with Cement as part of their name attempt a swim? Was this a Zimbabwe Mafia hit? Hundreds of visitors a day visit the Muslim shrine of Khan Jahan Ali in Bangladesh, where they bathe in a pond to wash away evil spirits and feed chickens to crocodiles to bring good fortune. "Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly," said a local police officer, but in August, Mr. Rubel Sheikh was eaten while washing away his evil spirits. Ok this has so much wrong with it…for starters how does the Crock’s know when the food sup
Bathroom Fun?!?!?!?!
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you k
The Bathroom And Can't Get Out!
Oh my god! Please understand that I so so love my niece. Apparently,she got locked in her own bathroom. She is yelling at her brother through the door "I am locked in and the the water isn't even working!" He is outside the door cracking up and texting his girlfriend at a high rate of speed! She is still screaming at him as he is laughing his ass off. He finally stops laughing and says"Ummm,push the door knob in with your hand and stop locking it as you do" There is a reason she dyes her hair dark. She is and forever will be a true blonde!
Bathroom Doors
There are many concepts out there that are hard for a human mind to comprehend. For me, one of those concepts is a door in a public bathroom that requires a handle to be pulled in order to open it. Obviously, these doors are designed for us to physically touch that handle in order to let ourselves out. It is also obvious that whoever decided to install those types of doors by now has got to have some sort of desease caused by constantly touching the said handle every time they use a bathroom. Why? Because, while in an ideal world all creatures would wash or at least rinse their hands after having their them in such close proximity to their not so clean nether regions, we do not live in such world. There is always that one individual that, as much as our peripheral vision lets us, we see make a bee line from a stall or a urinal directly to the door (we also usually try to look in the mirror to see if we personally know this savage so we can tell our coworkers about his/her awful h
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ? i said the bucket, who is going to be getting the bed next to me?
Bath Time
I feel the blood from your veins drip upon my skin flesh activating the primal mechanism within my being, Making my blood pump faster, Knowing my desire replies With eagerness, to your soul's invitation. Your blood drains over my face slowly encasing my thighs. Feeling a bath of your life juice covering me. Sensing your struggle, Aware of your writhing as you coagulate. This is my crime. Your heart beats one last, Then shudder you do.
Bathroom Danger
My head hurts, I just spent 15 minutes unconscious on my bathroom floor. I was taking a shower and someone knocked on my door, I still don't know who. I'm in a hotel in Austin and don't really know anyone here. Maybe the front desk guy wanted to watch me shower, I don't know. So I was in the shower and I hear a knock so I grab a towel and step out of the shower and all hell broke loose. The shower curtain apparently was not up to code and was letting water out onto the tile floor of my bathroom making it very slippery. I stepped out of the shower and was thrown backwards like a Vegas magician had just pulled a table cloth out from under me. For a brief moment I was suspended like Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 then came crashing down looking like Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump. I hit my head on the toilet and kind of blacked for a while. When I woke up I was lying in a puddle of water half wrapped in a towel with the shower still running behind me. My left arm was in the now sid
Bath House
God, I needed this," Ellie said to her husband Brad, "there's just something about a whirlpool bath that just eases all the tension right out of you!!!" "Mmmmmm, yeah," he replied while the swirling hot water wafted over his body, "we should come here more often, but it just seems like we're always so damn busy!!!" Ellie was just about to answer him, when they were interrupted by a naked young man of about nineteen who asked, "Would either of you care for a drink!?!" "Uhhhhh, I think I'll have a glass of wine," Ellie replied while staring at the young man's erection, "how about you honey!?!" "Just bring me a club soda and a twist of lime," he replied while chuckling at his wife's obvious interest in the young man's attributes!!!" "Such big eyes you have," he said kiddingly!!! "Well I never," she retorted, "did you see the size of his cock, I don't know where they find these guys, but they're all hung like a horse!!!" "And I thought you came here to relax," he said jokingly, "but from t
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Bathing Suit Salutes!
Who Would Like To Have A Personalized Salute Of ME In My New Bathing Suit? LOL.  Leave A Comment SO I Know Who You Are...And What Its Worth To Ya!
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the "Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized." 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
Bathtime ~story~
The water was warm, the spray caressing my naked body, cascading down onto my breasts. The water was stimulating me so that I was wet in more ways than one, my hand sliding down my dampened body to the hot wetness that lay below. Up and down my hand slid, rubbing at my clit and glancing past my entrance. The juices flowed faster, and my fingers entered easily. I lay down in the bathtub, the spray of water now hitting between my legs, stimulating me further as I increased my speed and depth of my thrusting fingers, first two, than three.... I was disturbed by the rustle of the shower curtain, and there you were, peeping around it, watching me as I played with myself in the water. I smiled, and slowly slid my fingers out, rubbing the wetness over my body, up past my navel, and the valley between my breasts, until they found my mouth, where I tasted my own wetness tentatively. You quietly groaned, and pulled me out of the bath, kissing me deeply, thrusting your tongue onto mine, as the
Bathroom Poetry 1
I was hereSo were youSo drop some shitAnd move on through
Bathroom Poetry 2
It could be a deuceOr stand and peeEverybody does itSo aim and let it free
Bathroom Poetry 3
Relieve some pressureJust sit and thinkConsentrate on the taskAnd make it stink
Bath Note
Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, forcing myself to drown in a half-inch oflukewarm water is more work than I've got energy for. (Which reminds me, I'm all for science projects, but the next time you want to see if Play-Doh floats, use cold water.) Don't panic if I'm not out right on time. I've heard that people don't dissolve in water and I'd like to test the theory. While I'm in the tub, I'd like you to remember a few things. The large slab of wood between us is called a door. Do not bang to hear my voice. I promise that even though you can't see me, I *am* on the other side. I'm not digging an escape tunnel and running for the border,no matter what I said a while ago. I didn't mean it. Honest. There will be plenty of time later to tell me about your day. "Later" means at a time when I am no longer naked, wet, and contemplating bub
Bath Time Fun
I walk into the bedroom and grab my tattered redfleece robe. As I'm walking out of the bedroom my eyesfall to the open drawer of my dresser where my pantiessit. There, nestled between Cat in the Hat panties andHello kitty panties, is my vibrator, 2 porns and abottle of lube in a plastic baggy so that it does'tleak onto my panties. I bite my lip and stare into thedrawer. I've never done that in the bathtub, I think.I wonder what that would be like.Well, I guess I'm going to find out. I grab it out ofthe drawer and go into the bathroom, shutting off thewater. I dip my toes in the water and realize it'sstill a tad bit to hot so I turn the cold water onfull force. Now I'm really itching to get into thebath and try  masturbating in water. Finally! Thewater is the perfect temperature. I slowly slide intothe water, the warmth enveloping my body, sendingslight prickles through my skin because although it'sthe perfect temperature, it's still warm enough toprickle my skin. I run my fingers throu
Bathos
bathos\BEY-thos\noun; 1.Triteness or triviality in style. 2.A ludicrous descent from the exalted or lofty to the commonplace; anticlimax. 3.Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
Bathsheeba Spooner
In virtually all Western societies, execution of a pregnant woman would be delayed until after the woman gave birth, which no doubt gave rise to a desperate effort on the part of some condemned women to get pregnant. There were no five-minute pregnancy tests back then, so most condemned women claimed to be with child, as a kind of last-ditch appeal. In fact, one of the most notorious early murder cases in American history involved just such a case. The beautiful 32-year-old Bathsheeba Spooner of Brookfield, Massachusetts, was convicted of conspiring to murder her wealthy elderly husband in 1778 and sentenced to die in one of the first capital cases of the new United States. Midwives -- after much argument -- decided Bathsheeba was not pregnant. An autopsy later revealed a five-month-old fetus.
Bathtime
The beautiful bowl in my hand was an old one. I could tell a treasured one she had a long time, little playful puppies chased each other around it. One I could tell had seen many mornings with her. The warm water reached the rim and i pull it out of the stream and look at my darling girl sitting there with suds in her hair, all smiles and beaming.   "OK princess, time to rinse. close those eyes." and she squeezes close those lovely  brown eyes and i lift the bowl over her head and start to rinse her brown locks. The water runs through and pulls the small mountain we playfully made down close to her head. Soap and hair flows across her face. I smile at the exaggerated way she holds her breath until the flow stops. A small gasp as I fill the bowl. "Here it comes again" and another gasp and I pour. A few more and all of the soap is out of her hair and I am gently using my hand to wipe the last of the water out of her clenched tight eyes and off her cheeks.   "There you go Isabella. Y
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Bath Salts...really?
I found out yesterday that one of my cousins that I am very close to overdosed on bath salts last weekend. Her so called boyfriend dumped her outside the ambulance doors of our local hospital and then leaves! She almost died but is currently still in the hospital under constant supervision and not allowed any visitors but her father.   I am in shock and disbelief about the whole snorting bath salts to get high thing. I heard about it on the news but it's a whole different story when it's your own loved one who's doing it.   Just needed to write down my thoughts to try and destress myself over the situation.
Bathed In Pale Moonlight
Bathed In Pale Moonlight by Poet Robert J. Neal on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 3:55pm · As I see you bathed in pale moonlight... Sitting upon the swing...beneath the ancient tree I am touched by sadness... As I see the forlorn expression... Painting your beautiful face And I find myself...screaming my thoughts to you... "Don't worry my Love,"..."I'm coming,"... "God is bringing me to you,"... "You know the truth of this,"... "So don't be sad Baby!!!" And to see that you're still holding... The rose that I gave you... And wearing the silky white dress... That adds to the beauty that you possess... Which at times threatens to undo me Allows me to know...that you haven't given up hope... It's just that you're experiencing... The same longing...that leaves me feeling... Exactly...what I see you experiencing now!!!                                 Written By...Robert Neal
Bath Salts
  When I first heard about bath salts I didn't know what they were, I thought they were the things you put in bath water to make your skin soft. I mean, people smoke nutmeg, huff spraypaint, all kinds of things to try and get high so ingesting personal hygiene products didn't seem any stranger than that. But that's not what they are, they're a synthetic drug that apparently mimics meth, coke, and/or ecstacy. The reason they're called bath salts is because when a drug is brand new it's legal until the authorities discover it and make it illegal... so if they called it "New Meth" well, that might be a bit too obvious. So the first time I heard about it, it was maybe early 2011 and bath salts were still legal here. I heard two stories that were supposed to happen close to where I live: 1. A lady called 911 to report someone breaking into her house. The police arrived and didn't get an answer so they went through the unlocked door. They couldn't find any signs of forced entry, didn't s
Bath Time Fun
  I draw my bath carefully making sure the water is at the hottest temperature possible. I light three apple cinnamon candles and place them on the edge of the bath tub. Grabbing the bottom of my shirt I pull it up and over my head, reaching back I undo my bra taking it off and letting my big plump breasts free. Wedging my thumbs into the top of my shorts I push down and wiggle out of them along with my panties. Carefully stepping out of my shorts and panties I turn out the lights, get into the tub, and gently sit down into the hot steamy water. As I sit back moans slowly seep out and I feel my nipples suddenly stand erect! I turn on the radio, lay back and begin to message my nipples and squeeze my tits. My pussy starts to throb causing my clit to get hard making me wet. I move my right hand down my soaking wet body lifting my leg I place the side of my pinky on the right side and wedge my lips open, sliding my middle finger slowly inside my pussy... feeling my juices surround my fin
Bath Time
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"  
Batle's End
My female wiles were worthless. The good they've done me nil. I tried with all I have in me, But I have lost you still. My stubbornness was useless, For you were stubborn too. My tears, my pleas, as if to space, went sailing right by you. So now, I guess that I will wait, For time can cure my pain. I must convince my foolish heart. You won't be back again
Batman Begins
This is the best Batman movie I've ever seen. Unlike Burton's dark gothic tone or the light campy touch of Schumacher, Chris Nolan uses a gritty dark realistic approach to the dark knight. This approach works very well for the protagonist because it allows the movie to stay true to the dark history of the comic book, and it takes it to another level; making the characters seem real. Christian Bale was just excellent as Batman/Bruce Wayne; surpassing even Clooney, Kilmer and even Keaton. I know many people would still argue that Michael Keaton was the best Batman, but he's not able to play both sides like Bale could in "Batman Begins." In the first two films, Burton never fleshed out too much of the Bruce Wayne persona, and it used only used brief flashbacks to explain the character. Val Kilmer, had all the charisma to be a great Bruce Wayne, but he came off as a bit too soft when he was in the Bat suit. As for Clooney, well...at least he tried despite a horrific script. Christian Bale
Batman Returns
"Batman Returns" is one of the best super hero sequels that I've seen. The film is based off the popular comic book character of the same name. In the movie, Batman (Michael Keaton) is forced to take on a few new enemies. Facing the wrath of a deformed Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny DeVito) whom is bent on being accepted by Gotham City through any means possible. Whether it be running for mayor or through killing all the first born sons of Gotham City. Meanwhile, Batman deals with a complex love/hate relationship with Sylina Kyle/Catwoman (Michelle Pfiefer) whom is transformed into Catwoman after being killed by corrupt billionaire Max Shrek (Christopher Walken). To some fans, this movie may come off as too dark, but I think Burton has given the movie kind of a dark twisted love story to go with the same theme of the last film that makes it worth watching. Michael Keaton was excellent in this role, and the chemistry between him and Pfiefer was superb. And of course, Danny DeVito does
Batman: The Movie
It's Batman! Based off the cult TV series that was based off the comic book character. Adam West and Burt Ward bring their campy style Batman series to the big screen, and take on such foes as Penguin, Cat Woman, Joker, and Riddler. To be honest, I was never a fan of this show. However, from the few episodes I've seen, it seems to play true to what the series was. It was campy, cliched, and it had those crazy signs like, "whap", "pow", and so on. However, some Batman fans might be turned off by this because it portrays the character in such a campy way. The story seemed rather ridiculous and the acting seemed rather stupid. To be brief, I'll just say if your a fan of the old cult TV show sixties Batman, then knock yourself out. For everyone else, this film is good for a few laughs to make fun of it, but that's all it's good for.
Batman
The dark knight of D.C. Comics makes his big screen debut as a non campy character. After years of being portrayed as campy character through various saturday morning cartoons and the sixties live action show, Tim Burton finally does the dark knight some justice in portraying him in the way the character was meant to be played. The film is based off the flagship character from D.C. Comics in which a young man seeks vengeance against the criminal underworld after witnessing the death of his parents. The film features such actors as Michael Keaton (Batman/Bruce Wayne), Jack Nicholson (Joker/Jack Napier), and Kim Basinger (Vicki Vale). In the film, Batman is already established for quite sometime, and Burton uses flashbacks to explain his origin. Along the way, Bruce meets a young reporter named Vicki Vale whom he starts a affair with but is conflicted when she finds Bruce is not all he appears to be. Meanwhile, Jack Napier is a mafia hitman desiring more power in the criminal underworld
Batman Forever
Surprisingly, better than I expected. Without Tim Burton directing this one, I was a bit skeptical. However, Joel Schumacher has come up with a decent film. The movie is based off the dynamic duo from D.C. comics. In the film, Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer) is at a point in his life where he discovers that revenge has consumed his whole life and goes through somewhat of a mid life crisis. Later, Bruce is forced to take on a young ward, Robin/Dick Grayson (Chris O'Donnell) after Dick's family dies at the hands of Two Face/Harvey Dent (Tommy Lee Jones). Meanwhile, Bruce fires a nerdy employee, Edward Nygma/Riddler (Jim Carrey), whom vows revenge at any cost and enlists the aid of Two Face. To be honest, the film did seem a bit too campy at times for my personal tastes, and the characters didn't have the sinister presence of the first two films. However, I do admit the action scenes in this film were a lot more dynamic than in the previous films. This film may not be the as good as the p
Batman & Robin
Out of all the films I've seen, this one just plain sucks. I wish I could say something positive out of this film other than saying that this is probably the only film out of the series thus far (except for Batman Begins) that shows a deep connection between Alfred and Bruce Wayne. Also, how it seems that George Clooney will most likely be unfairly blamed for all of this film's follies. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to say he did a great job at being Batman but with lines like, "Batcredit card, I never leave the cave without one", would make any actor look stupid playing Batman. The film is based off the classic DC characters, Batman (George Clooney) and Robin (Chris O'Donnel), where they have been together for a while and have gotten on each other's nerves. Throw in Batgirl and Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenneger) with him trying to intimidate us with his "Terminator attitude" trying to cure his wife, but I'm not too scary to sing songs like, "I'm Mr. White Christmas." Also, lets no
Batman Vs Alien Vs Predator
Batman Helps Ga. Town Infested By Bats
Batman helps Ga. town infested by bats By ELLIOTT MINOR, Associated Press Writer Mon Oct 30, 9:29 PM ET So many bats have infested the town's historic district that the sky turns black with each sunset and the neighborhood is calling on Batman to come to the rescue. That's what the local bat remover goes by. George Perkins often makes public appearances in the caped crusader's costume and drives his own Batmobile — a retro-styled Chrysler Prowler with bat emblems. Callers to his office in Eufaula, Ala., known as Bat Cave 1, or Union Springs, Ala., known as Bat Cave 2, hear the "Batman" TV show theme while on hold. The bat-weary residents of Americus aren't laughing. The problem is even too big for Batman, and now the state has promised to help. The Georgia Department of Natural Resources has proposed a long-term plan that includes surveying the bat population, possibly training city workers to do bat removals for needy homeowners and building bat houses in safe areas whe
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Batman Shoelaces.
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Batman
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Batman Begins
One of the finest action movies ever.
Batman & Ivy
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Batman & Catwoman
Batman & Catwoman by Elenia26 © Catwoman had been eagerly waiting for her opportunity for another moment alone with Batman. The shots fired by Commissioner Gordon's men had stunned him, and knocked him down. He lay flat on his back, stiffly on the rooftop. Silent as she usually was she made her way over to him. Stepping on his arm lightly, she then knelt on his chest, crossing her arms over his neck. His eyes were so dark under the mask, and she felt his suit against her long legs, clad only in the vinyl. She purred, "You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome...dazed...and to die for." Batman turned his head to look just beyond her, and she turned her head as well. As part of the Christmas spirit, some enterprising Gotham citizen had hung mistletoe on one of the wires crisscrossing over their heads. He spoke for the first time tonight, in the gravelly voice that sent shivers up her spine. "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." She immediately retorted him back. "B
Batman Halloween Costumes
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The Batman
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Batman- Sega- Game Music Track
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Batman Original Art On Ebay
The pages I have on offer this week on ebay, are all from the 'Bat-cave'. There's pages from Batman/Aliens2, Nightwing, Catwoman, & some particularly nice pages from Robin, featuring the Huntress. If you have any questions, either email me thru ebay, or contact Lysa or myself on here . Click the link above, or click the pic below to see the pages on offer.
Batman/aliens2, Catwoman, Nightwing & Huntress Comicbook Pages On Ebay
The pages I have on offer this week on ebay, are all from the 'Bat-cave'. There's pages from Batman/Aliens2, Nightwing, Catwoman, & some particularly nice pages from Robin, featuring the Huntress. If you have any questions, either email me thru ebay, or send me a PM/email on here. Click the link above, or click the pic below to see the pages on offer.
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Batman Vs. Batman
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Batman Vs. The Dark Knight
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Batman: The Dark Knight
Plot Summary: Set within a year after the events of Batman Begins, Batman, Lieutenant James Gordon, and new district attorney Harvey Dent successfully begin to round up the criminals that plague Gotham City until a mysterious and sadistic criminal mastermind known only as the Joker appears in Gotham, creating a new wave of chaos. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal, forcing him to "confront everything he believes" and improve his technology to stop him. A love triangle develops between Bruce Wayne, Dent and Rachel Dawes. My Comments: Heath Ledger's acting as the Joker kept this movie together. He was hauntingly amazing. If I didn't know better, I wouldn't have even known it was him. Pretty solid movie, I enjoyed it! Rating: 8/10
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Batman Chronicles
    She stalks through the darkened room in her black thigh-high stiletto boots making almost no sound. Her bullwhip wrapped around her waist like a belt for her tight, purple suit that accentuates the curves of her luscious breasts and sexy ass. Her black gloves run up her arms past her elbows and her eyes gleam behind her black mask as her dark hair spills down her back. She pauses halfway across the room, suspicious, but sees nothing that could be a danger so she continues across the room to the desk. She leans down, checking the priceless statue of Bast, goddess of lions, for any hidden security features. Her sexy curves are only accentuated by the tight outfit as she leans over, hands on her knees, to examine the desk for any sign of an extra security system. She smirks in satisfaction after a long, slow examination before reaching out to lift the statue from the desk's surface. Suddenly, she gasps as a pair of strong hands grabs her wrists and yanks her forward across the top of
Batman Rises Movie Updates
The Dark Knight Rises just wrapped up in India, and now it’s moving to the next location. I’ve received word from multiple sources that The Dark Knight Rises will be filming next week on St. John Street in London. The shoot will last about four days, from May 16th until the 20th. Local businesses in the area have been told that they’ll hear gunshots during this time. It’s likely that they’ll film at The Farmiloe Building on St. John Street — this was used as the Gotham City Police Station in both Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
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Batman Superman Movie
Superman/Batman team-up movie coming, to be announced at Comic-Con Posted 5 hours ago   19,831 Readers   36 Comments   4 Likes   San Diego Comic-Con is Christmas for geek movie news. Today, we have been given another gift. The L.A. Times’ Hero Complex blog is reporting that Warner Brothers, after many years of spinning their wheels, is finally bringing a Superman/Batman team-up to the big screen. Their sources, who purportedly have direct knowledge of the movie, claim that the film will be the Man of Steel FOLLOW  followup and is set for release in 2015. The source further claims that Zack Snyder will return to direct withDavid S. Goyer again writing the script and Henry Cavill donning the tights again. It is speculated, though not at all known for sure, thatChristopher Nolan may once again produce. It is not expected thatChristian Bale will be reprising the role of The Dark Knight.   Holy crap, could this really be happening? Granted, the official announceme
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Bat - Rebirth
BAT - Rebirth Steeped in the mystery of Mesoamerican tribal ritual is the legend of Bat. Akin to the ancient Buddhist belief in reincarnation, in Central America, Bat is the symbol of rebirth. The Bat has for centuries been a treasured medicine of the Aztec, Toltec, Tolucan, and Mayan peoples. Bat embraces the idea of shamanistic death. The ritual death of the healer is steeped in secrets and highly involved initiation rites. Shaman death is the symbolic death of the initiate to the old ways of life and personal identity. The initiation that brings the right to heal and to be called shaman is necessarily preceded by ritual death. Most of these rituals are brutally hard. The basic idea of ancient initiations was to break down all the former notions of "self" that were held by the shaman-to-be. This could entail brutal tests of physical strength and psychic ability, and having every emotional "button" pushed hard. Taunting and spitting on the initiate was common, and taught
Bats
Few mammals are as shrouded in fear and superstition as bats. In western culture, bats are regarded as symbols of doom and darkness and associated with horror stories in the Dracula tradition. Common fallacies are that bats are blind, a sign of death and will entagle themselves in people's hair. Undoubtedly, some of this fear stems from an unfamiliarity with these mammals. In fact, bats are among nature's most fascinating animals. They display a number of remarkable adaptations for their unique lifestyle. Bats are flying mammals. Like all mammals, they have teeth and a body covering of fur, they give birth to live young and nurse their young with milk. However, bats are the only mammals that possess wings and the ability to fly. A bat's wing is quite different from a bird's wing, cosisting of a membrane of elastic skin stretched across the bones of the fingers and hand. The scientific name for bats, Chiroptera, is a Greek word that means "winged hand". Scientists recognize some
Bats Sweet Side (fair Warning)
************ DISCLAIMER ************ Anything said in this blog if used against owner/creator the owner/creator has full right to hunt you down and cause more pain then you can imagine. ************ DISCLAIMER ************ Alright that being said I, Bats, in reasonable and sound mind, really does care for this one girl. Her name will remain nameless, but the importance of this is why I can flirt with people but when it starts seeming to serious I run off. Fuck I think I might acctually have fallen in love, holy shit fuck, woah.
Bats
Do bats roll on the ceiling when they laugh uproariously?
Bat Shit
feels like static  try not to panic thoughts just race no specific pace fast then slow the back again self contained mental whirlwind emotions fade in and out going crazy  without a doubt spinning around 90 to nothing i'd cling to anything give me something bring me to solid ground something lost that
Battle With The Apache
Battle With The Apache, 1872 In 1890, the U.S. government officially declared the American Frontier closed. With this act came the end of an era - the "Wild West" was considered tamed. Only a few years before, however, maps labeled the area west of the Mississippi as "the Great American Desert" - home only to wild animals and wilder tribes of Native Americans. This situation was not to last, as the end of the Civil War ignited a great westward migration. Prospectors, ranchers, farmers, settlers of all types, began filling this "wasteland," transforming it to meet their own needs and bringing with them the means to militarily subjugate the Indian tribes that threatened this advance. The end of the Civil War also brought a new type of military commander to the West. One experienced in the practicalities of war and hardened to the demands of combat. General George Crook epitomized this new breed of Western General. His success in subduing the Indians of the Northwest prompted Preside
Battlefield
In this game that takes blood and guts Everyday is full of cuts You have to watch your every way Or it may be your final day Always fearing the whirling haze Runing all about the maze Protecting the ones you call brother So they may return to mother The unkowing of what lurks about Nasty names you hear them shout In the hole you go to sleep Often a time with a weep Battlefield sdj54321 april 13, 2004
Battle Of The Bands. When Music Clashes.
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The Battle Between The Sun And The Moon
The Battle Between the Sun and the Moon by Christina Courtney Policastro Reasons for love Are not physical. It is not something you touch. It is not spiritual But emotional IT touches your soul. Love is the feeling of happiness When together, and contentedness When apart. It is not your hand through my hair, But the urge behind it That makes you move. It is not your smile, But the happiness behind it That you choose to show. It is not physical, but the Emotion that we feel Together, that links our hearts. If this, I have said, is true, Why do I cry? Is it because of the physical beings Of others, or an insecurity I feel Within myself? Why, then, is it so hard for lovers To be friends? Or, why do friends Try to make lovers jealous? Time and time again the moon asks the Sun to stay away, to let it be alone with the stars, But still, the sun shines bright. A kiss is a kiss, Be it between fr
Batteries
A couple of months ago, I bought this cute little toy called a Rock-It Vibe. It's about the size of a man's middle finger and has these 3 little bead type things on the end of it. Takes only one battery. Anyway, this thing is like OMG, awesome, glorious, a piece of heaven. But...either I am using it way too much or it is sucking down some battery juice. LMAO. Seems I am going through a 4 pack of batteries a week. Hmmm.... Perhaps I should look into a battery business instead of this jewelry business. Or perhaps I should do more business and less vibrating. LMAO
Battle Of The Sexes! "sexi Underwear Model Contest!"
Hey ya'll! Enter the Battle Of The Sexes! "Sexiest Underwear Model Contest!" Message Me, Blondie, saying that you want to be in the contest and I will add you! Contest brought to you by Blondie and
Battle (demon Part Ii)
I stare face to face My adversary Not seen before Has now taken form Before my very eyes Thinking about it It's always been there Hidden from me Yet right there with me Blinding me to the truth I am not alone But cannot be helped I alone see My adversary No-one else can help me He's held me so long It's time to break free To take control And let me be me I slept for so long Oblivious to peril I find it hard To don my apparel A breastplate, a shield Of course my sword Easy to use now I face the demon horde It never is over, Because they don't die They never give up But neither do I I can live now Free from their chains My spirit cleaned From all their stains
The Battle Within
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.
Battlestar Galactica Hotties
man i'd .. learn to fly a mark v viper and destroy cylons for them! lol
Battle
He said... She said... They said... We said... in the end all was said. Weapons were drawn... Shields were in place... as they all stood ready for battle. Accusations catapulted through the air like big fiery balls covered in glass and nails, tearing through trust... faith... love and friendship. Spears and arrows stood ready, points dipped in the poison of doubt and distrust threatening to tear through armor... piercing hearts and leaving behind the horrific sting of all that will be lost. The battlefield strewn with friendships torn to pieces... there is no victory to be claimed here. The air filled with the stench of the burning remains of rage and pride. The combatants stood, wounded but heads held high, hands covered in crushed spirits and broken lives. They will each survive, a piece of their heart left on the battlefield and replaced with what one hopes will make them stronger as the sun sets on this day of reckoning.
The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days It’s the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When I’m plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas It’s a battle within but I can’t deal without The taste of rage that’s in my mouth Join me and we’ll spit as one Or don’t, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that I’m supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mind’s torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face I’m on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But I’m alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: “S
The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days It’s the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When I’m plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas It’s a battle within but I can’t deal without The taste of rage that’s in my mouth Join me and we’ll spit as one Or don’t, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that I’m supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mind’s torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face I’m on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But I’m alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: “S
The Battle Of Sahagun - December 21st 1808
This is my old regiments biggest battle honoured as it is remembered every year by serving and ex servng members of the regiment Ex servings members have their yearly Reunion of this day The Battle of Sahagun - December 21st 1808 Leading Sir John Moore's cavalry vanguard towards Burgos, Henry Paget (Lord Uxbridge) decided to deal with a French cavalry force based at Sahagun. Setting off with the 15th and 10th Hussars, Paget arrived near the town and split his force to catch the French as they withdrew. He sent General Slade with the 10th to attack Sahagun, which sheltered some 600 dragoons, but the general moved too slowly and when the French discovered the attack column they moved to retreat. As they left Sahagun the French noticed Paget's 15th, but mistook them for Spanish horsemen and moved on to the attack. Instead of unsteady Spanish troopers opposing them, General Debelle's cavalry found themselves facing a charge by some 400 British hussars. Within second
The Battle Within
I have a dream that haunts my days It’s the cold that crawls my spine It holds me close and makes me shake So that I fear the fall of night What can I do, please, what can I do? When I’m plagued by my subconscious With no control over the speed I move Inside my head I feel so nauseas It’s a battle within but I can’t deal without The taste of rage that’s in my mouth Join me and we’ll spit as one Or don’t, and let me have all the fun The delirium sets in and makes me free From everything that I’m supposed to be And dream about old things again Unwillingly a victim of my mind’s torment Again and again my face shows pain For there is a gun pointed at my face I’m on my knees begging for my soul And hoping that I leave this place whole The man speaks words loud and harsh Such things would break her heart If my mom saw what he said Both of us would have wound up dead But I’m alone and cowering before the man Until he says to me: “Show your hands” Shaking
The Battle For Hill 64
Statement by Col John Mitchell USMC Retired Date of birth .............., Commander, 1st Battalion 9th Marines Regarding Feb 8, 1968 .... The Fight for Hill 64 as told to Mike "Doc" Coonan The 1st Battalion 9th Marines was hurriedly moved from Camp Evans and transported by helicopter to the Khe Sanh Combat Base on January 22, 1968. It was an unexpected move and some of our units were out in the field and needed to be brought to Camp Evans by chopper to get ready that day to saddle up for the chopper flight to Khe Sanh. By the time we got to Khe Sanh it was late afternoon. I directed that the men find whatever shelter they could and hunker down for the night. The next day we went to the Rock Quarry where we set up the battalion perimeter. While on that movement Alpha Company was moving in the front and found itself on a small knoll about 500 yards in front of our battalion’s main lines. I wanted to put a company out there to be our trip wire when the NVA started their attack on th
Battle Of The Sexes
Tonight from 8pm - 2am Est time Club Illuisa will host the "BATTLE OF THE SEXES" Its gonna be a Guys vs Gals SNOWBALL FIGHT! COme Join the Team Leaders DJ Clandestine and DJ Shylo for and all out WAR!!! Just Click The Pic To Join Us!!!!
The Battle Of Bulletin 404
The Battle of Bulletin 404 or How World War I Cost Us Hemp & the Forests The Setting In 1917, the world was battling World War I. In this country, industrialists, just beset with the minimum wage and graduated income, tax, were sent into a tailspin. Progressive ideals were lost as the United States took its place on the world stage in the struggle for commercial supremacy. Is is against this backdrop that the first 20th Century hemp drama was played. The Players The story begins in 1916, soon after the release of USDA Bulletin 404. Near San Diego, California, a 50-year-old German immigrant named George Schlichten had been working on a simple yet brilliant invention. Schlichten had spent 18 years and $400,000 on the decorticator, a machine that could strip the fiber from nearly any plant, leaving the pulp behind. To build it, he had developed an encyclopedic knowledge of fibers and paper making. His desire was to stop the felling of forests for paper, which he believed to be
Battle Filled Sounds Sampler
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Battle Of Heat
They leave as quickly as they arrive… Unexpected and at the most inconvenient time… Sometimes I think I must be the hottest person alive! Amazing how one’s temperature can turn on a dime. They come by day but more abundantly by night… That’s when the stripping and fanning begin… Throwing the covers back…what a sight! My husband fighting to keep the blankets up, but I am the one who wins? Feeling as though at any moment I could ignite like a match… No other place on earth could be this hot… Maybe an incubator waiting for eggs to hatch! I feel like I am Queen of the Sahara…only I’m not! Then the sweats, those terrible night sweats, sweat, sweat, sweat… Hot then cold…it’s a regular roller coater ride… Men have no clue…this is a sure to win bet! Not only by night, by day in the middle of a crowd, with no place to hide! How does one win this bat
The Battle Between Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his Grandson about a battle that goes on inside of people. He said, "My son the battle is between two wolves inside s all. One is Evil - it is anger, envey, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guild, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego." "The other is good - it is joy, peace, Love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The Grandson thought for a minute then asked his Grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." This is a story I ran across and thought it would be a good one to share. Peace, Love, and Joy.
Battered
NO MORE VIOLENCE , NO MORE PAIN, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE, DO I LOOK LIKE A PUNCHING BAG, SOMETHING TO HIT, I'VE COME TO THE POINT WE'RE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HIT ME, SLAP ME , KICK ME WHEN I'M DOWN THE SMILE ON MY FACE IS NOW A PERMANENT FROWN, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME WITH EVERY PUNCH, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME, AS I LISTEN TO THE BONES CRUNCH. I AM AFRAID TO LEAVE, AND YET AFRAID TO STAY, AFRAID FOR MY LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY, AFRAID THAT I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG, AND KNOWING THAT I'M NOT VERY STRONG. AFAID TO LIVE, AFRAID TO DIE, AFRAID OF EMOTIONS, AFRAID TO CRY, SO I WILL BUILD A WALL AND BEHIND IT STAY, TILL THE ANGELS COME TO TAKE ME AWAY. WHO DO I TURN TO, WHERE DO I RUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS BOUGHT A GUN, I HAVE NO FAIMLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS WILL I HAVE TO SUFFER ALONE TILL THE BITTER END. SOMEONE HAS TO SEE, SOMEONE HAS TO CARE, OH DEAR GOD I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE, I CAN HEAR HIM COMING, I WANT TO RUN, BUT INSTEAD I GO FOR HIS GUN. I DON'T
Battle
She's got mommy's smile and daddy's good looks she was really smart and deep into books slowly her grades were slipping doing things she wouldn't do now its school shes skipping tried to help her but she was into deep told me to mind my business i turned over and tried to sleep she was my friend and my sister too she tried to hard to fit in with the trend now looks the price shes paying plus I've lost a friend i promise my mom i wont make the same mistake twice so I'm preaching about drugs and how they ruined my family's life
Battle Of Sisterly Love
BATTLE OF SISTERLY LOVE Dear Tina, no matter how crazy i got you seemed to always be there and till this day i never forgot the sister love we share remember when you told me i could fly but when you saw the pain you just started to cry we may have had our ups and downs but i still never held it against you no matter how many rounds sometimes i may have got to your nerves and I'm sorry if i said things i said that no one deserves but now your having a family of your own but somehow you still have time for me and always call my phone i guess its our love when we were little thats was shown because your my sister and your full grown but i still love you Tina no matter how much somehow we said we didn't care but when it came down to it you were always there because that love we built when we were tike's even if we had our dislikes we got through like real sisters do
The Battalion Of The Dead
In memory of fallen volunteers we stand here proud of an army such as ours we are the peoles army since 1912 to present day For they shall not grow old as we are left grow old age shall not weary nor the years condem at the going down of the sun and in the morning This is dedicated to the officers and volunteers of the Ulster Volunteer Force and Red Hand Commando for their dedication and sacrifices over the years. NO SURRENDER. \"For as long as one hundred of us remain alive, we shall never in any way consent to submit to the rule of the Irish, for it’s not for glory we fight, but for freedom alone, which no man loses but his life\" PREPARED FOR PEACE, READY FOR WAR U.V.F. - The Peoples Army - Y.C.V. FOR GOD AND ULSTER Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. ___=//\"\"\"\"\\ |....__UvF-------- |=|\",\",\",\"::::::==\"---- |_---\"\"\"/_/-\'\"\"\" U. V. F. \" STILL UNDEFEATED \" \"READY TO DEFEND ULSTER WHEN NEEDE
Battle Of The Sexes Goes On
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife
The Battle To Believe
The Battle To Believe Everything comes together when it all breaks down I will live forever but will it be with a frown I’m drowning in tomorrow as last night crucifies me only such splendid sorrow could make me happy Trapped in freedom’s cage my sentence never to be rescinded desperately fighting rage a tear that cannot be mended I see the pain you hide and it overwhelms me something greater waits outside yet it indwells me Emptiness holds out its hands while fulfillment punches the sky somewhere between these two lands His hands bleed as He dies The road where all paths cross the cross where all wounds heal a paradise thought to be lost is the world love will reveal. Timothy L. Taylor
Battle Of The Vic's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aight FRIENDS and FANS whats up im in this contest and would really love it if you all could come give me some help i need 25000 comments to win heres the link THANK YOU I'LL BE GLAD TO RETURN FAVOR JUST ASK
The Battles Ahead
So things are not quite turning out as how i planned them to. And march is to be a rocky month as well as my duties keep me on the move from my mate which makes worse the already delicate situations at hand. I am unsure about a many thing, Including how this will all go. I can only make my usual prayers to god in hopes his greater whisdom will triump over all things big and small. Love has been tested and so far found true, Let us hope that it continues as such, Though for us all not all are going threw such more simple times. I fear a great many thing and the worry i feel for friends here and abroad is great, Let us only hope that we are all so strong. I will be myself back and forth and not always be able to be contacted threw the normal ways, So if needed those who matter know how to get in contact with me. For those who do not leave me a msg here if you wish to and i will forward you the number to get in contact with me at any one time. May the gods watch over us all
The Battle For Your Mind By Dick Sutphen
Introduction I'm Dick Sutphen and this tape is a studio-recorded, expanded version of a talk I delivered at the World Congress of Professional Hypnotists Convention in Las Vegas, Nevada. Although the tape carries a copyright to protect it from unlawful duplication for sale by other companies, in this case, I invite individuals to make copies and give them to friends or anyone in a position to communicate this information. Although I've been interviewed about the subject on many local and regional radio and TV talk shows, large-scale mass communication appears to be blocked, since it could result in suspicion or investigation of the very media presenting it or the sponsors that support the media. Some government agencies do not want this information generally known. Nor do the Born-Again Christian movement, cults, and many human-potential trainings. Everything I will relate only exposes the surface of the problem. I don't know how the misuse of these techniques can be stopped.
Battle Cry
What's your Battle-Cry? this quiz was made by Aroihkin of PlanetKulitron
Battered And Bruised (1987)
Here I sit battered and bruised heart in pieces lost and confused I refused to believe the rumors that were spread and now you've added to the confusion in my head How could you tell me you loved me true then turn around and leave me blue return my heart shattered and torn apart so many things that i could say but I'll leave them for another day they'd be words of contempt and that is anger better left unspent
Battle Of Charleston
I will be in Charleston SC starting tomorrow morning and returning late Sunday. http://www.battleofchas.com Thanks, Monte
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Finale (spoilers!!)
Ok, when the retooled Galactica premired back in December of 2003, I wasn't too thrilled with it. Growing up in the 70's and 80's, there was only one Battlestar Galactica. The one with a male Starbuck and Boomer, a black Colonel Tigh and Cylons that were actually robots... As time went on, the new series actually started to grow on me...and this season was action-packed from beginning to end. Tonight's season 3 finale lived up to the hype. Four of the five final Cylon models were revealed (Tigh, Sam, Tyrol and President Roslyn's assistant) and Starbuck returned in the final minute. Now, she either survived getting blown up a few weeks ago or she is the final Cylon model. Oh yeah, Baltar was acquitted in his trial...
The Battle Of The Little Bighorn, Or Battle Of Greasy Grass 1876
The Battle of the Little Bighorn, or Battle of Greasy Grass 1876 In late 1875, Sioux and Cheyenne Indians defiantly left their reservations, outraged over the continued intrusions of whites into their sacred lands in the Black Hills. They gathered in Montana with the great warrior Sitting Bull to fight for their lands. The following spring, two victories over the US Cavalry emboldened them to fight on in the summer of 1876. To force the large Indian army back to the reservations, the Army dispatched three columns to attack in coordinated fashion, one of which contained Lt. Colonel George Custer and the Seventh Cavalry. Spotting the Sioux village about fifteen miles away along the Rosebud River on June 25, Custer also found a nearby group of about forty warriors. Ignoring orders to wait, he decided to attack before they could alert the main party. He did not realize that the number of warriors in the village numbered three times his strength. Dividing his forces in three,
Battle Pope!
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Battle Of Vimy Ridge April 9–12, 1917 Canada Remembers
The following was taken from a bulletin from Achilles, but its definately worth reposting in as many places as possible: The German army fortified it with tunnels, three rows of trenches behind barbed wire, massive amounts of artillery, and numerous machine gun nests. The French and British had suffered thousands of casualties in previous attempts to take it; the French alone lost 150,000 men in 1915.[citation needed] The Allied commanders decided to launch another assault in 1917. The duty was given to the still relatively fresh, but previously successful, Canadians. For the first time, all four divisions of the Canadian Corps were brought together. They were joined by the British 5th Infantry Division. The Canadian Corps' commanders were determined to learn from the mistakes of the French and British and spent months planning their attack. They built a replica of the ridge behind their lines, and trained using platoon-level tactics, including issuing detailed maps to ordi
Battle Of The Bands!! Indiana, Pa
Five-2-One wins, we charter a bus, and sale cheap ass tickets to take you to and from the show.......Club Diesel's in Oittsburgh... Where's my Five-2-One junkies!!!!!
The Battle
So we were supposed to go to court today for the custody modification that we are going for, for my step daughter. However we got the phone call yesterday saying that it is delayed till next week because we didn't respond. I was PISSED because we didn't respond again because the damn paralegal said I didn't have to. Turns out she is stupid and we had to talk to the attorney. But the ex whore thinks she wants to settle. HA! If that goes anything like when the divorce was going we would never settle because she is too damn set that she should have everything that she wants. But on a plus note she didn't get an attorney, and the one we have is one of the best in Spokane. He plays hardball and he is damn good at it. I have seen him work. So if she thinks that she is going to get anywhere with him then she has got another thing coming. Even if she retained an attorney, they bump up their retainer requirements when they are up against our attorney. I just think it's funny that her
Batter Up
Short lil clip, I didn't know I was recording but this is Margaret and my baby sister Lee.. we were about to hit some BALLS, at the batting cages! BATTER UP....
The Battle Between Nico And Yoko
who was most successful of their capturing of brian jones? nico is guilty in just one thing. she did let yoko became the winner. but what did she do wrong?
Battle Of The Bands Only @ Brutal Radio..
Brutal Radio Presents Battle Of the Bands 07!!! Hey Got a band? Have friends who Have bands? Wanna get that chance to be heard besides on Myspace? Want your 5 mins of fame? know someone who does?? If so Welcome to Brutal Radio's First ever Battle of the bands. 07 We need At least a min of 5 enteries Of a local Unsigned Band 2 songs by the band More details if ya hit the banner and come talk to Brutal Radio's one and only Jessa Come on ya know you wanna So get your ass in here and ask for more Details,
The Battle Plan As It Stands Thaks For Your Support.no Need To Re Read..this Is For Those That Missed It
FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW....I HAVE BEEN ENTERED INTO A CONTEST BY CAPONE AND NOREAGA...THEY SOMEHOW SAW MY VIDEO AND ENTERED ME....IN THE MEAN TIME IM GATHERING MY CLOSEST SUPPORTERS TO FORM AN EMAIL CAMPAIGN....IM NOW ONLY ASKING THAT U EMAIL ME A MESSAGE TO PROVE THAT YOU WILL REALLY HELP IN THE CAMPAIGN.I WILL ADD YOU TO FAMILY...AS IT STANDS NOW THIS IS THE REVISED PLAN.... WE WILL MOVE LIKE THE 300 SPARTANS. ALTHOUGH WE ARE ONLY A FEW.WE ARE DEDICATED. WE WILL USE THE SAME STRATEGY OUT NUMBERED ARMIES HAVE USED FOR YEARS...WE WILL MAKE EVERY HIT COUNT.........................THIS IS THE WAR PLAN WE WILL EACH SEND 3 EMAILS ON THE 1ST DAY 1)CAPONE AND NOREAGA 2)NYC RADIO STATION 3)A SPECIFIC RADIO DJ WE WILL START AT NIGHT CAUSE WERE SENDING IT TO THE MORNING SHOW WE ALL USE THE SAME BODY MESSAGE....BUT WILL ALL USE DIFFERANT SUBJECTS...IF WE USE THE SAME SUBJECT THEY WILL ERASE THEM WITH OUT READING...SPAM......BUT IF WE ALL USE A CREATIVE TITLE TO MAKE THEM OPEN.
Battle Of The Sexes
I am in the battle of the sexes contest. All I need is for all of my friends and fans to stop by and just rate and comment me once...thats all it is not a bombing contest.....here is the link to my pic....please show me some Cherry Love... http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=156422&albumid=322004&i=1350123237
Battle Of The Sexes!!!
This week it’s the BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!! John from the Dead Air Show will be guest hosting to help poor Dave against myself and Mitch!!! This is a definite CALL IN SHOW!!! 646-652-4737 at 10pm eastern!!
Battlestar Galactica Rip!
Sorry! but going into Geek Mode for a few! BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is now done. BSG to be CANCELLED by NBC SCI FI CHANNEL MARK STERN 4th season will spell the end of the show by SciFi channel. Edward James Olmos, leading cast member of the show has revealed to the Press: "It's the final season [of Battlestar Galactica]" Speaking with the press, Battlestar actor Edward James Olmos said that the fourth season of the show would be the last. If you liked Battlestar Galactica, the person responsible for making the programming decisions like this is the same questionable programming director at Sci Fi channel named MARK STERN that put fake wrestling onto the channel meant for science fiction movies. And the same questionable employee that decided to move BSG around on the schedule, interrupting the successful Friday Night synergy with BSG & STARGATE, where BSG then floundered in the ratings. STARGATE & BSG had made a good team. The synergy with BSG and Stargate
Battle Of Evermore - Ann & Nancy Wilson
Battle Within
Rain outside my window... Hurricane inside my head. I try to write the words But they all seem false and trite. Erasing, Banishing my ramblings Only to have them pour forth again onto the page. Twisting and turning in the whirlwind of emotions Bending my will as the pine tree does to the wind. Voices encourage me to relax and take it slow. How can I when I cannot breathe? My lungs are gripped by the paralyzing fear of loss. The scars on my heart threaten to burst open again with the smallest touch of kindness. Panic begins to course through my veins. Too many uncertainties. No absolutes. Too many games. I abhor playing these games. Yet, I must play or crawl back into my asylum and hide. The shadow is amused. The voices laugh hysterically. I am at their mercy on this playing field. Taunted and tormented, I can only struggle forward. Falling to my knees under the assault. Clawing my way back to the top of the mountain... Raising my shield for protecti
~~battling The Oil Cartels~~
Also..7-11 has not renewed their contract with Citgo and will be moving to another gasoline brand. ----- Please Read and forward to everyone you know! Subject: CITGO CHANGING NAME...this is serious Americans...make sure you read this e-mail NEWS FLASH: Chavez of Venezula is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin. The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela, to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas. Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuela for him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who? CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela. Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRE
Battle
The dark hoard flowed down the hillside like a river of shadow, consuming everything in its path. Chariots were incinerated or reduced to mere tinder as the great beasts unleashed their fury, tossing men and women around like rag dolls and devouring their steeds in one gulp. No one could stand against them: even their riders bowed at their every command. The world of man had come to a close- the Dragons had seen fit to reclaim what the humans had used so poorly. All but one of the Dragon's Thralls had sided with the beasts to save their own skin: known as the Soveriegn, Valyk was one with the Dragon's summation the humans were a pox on the Earth that must be erradicated, keeping only the few that served the Dragon Hoard and it's purpose. He rode into battle with such rage and fury even Xaelyth, his irridescent black, was at times unnerved. Yet the Dragon's were not without compassion. They did indeed see little purpose in murdering innocents: the lives they took were on the f
The Battle Of The Little Bighorn
The Battle of the Little Bighorn, or Battle of Greasy Grass 1876 In late 1875, Sioux and Cheyenne Indians defiantly left their reservations, outraged over the continued intrusions of whites into their sacred lands in the Black Hills. They gathered in Montana with the great warrior Sitting Bull to fight for their lands. The following spring, two victories over the US Cavalry emboldened them to fight on in the summer of 1876. To force the large Indian army back to the reservations, the Army dispatched three columns to attack in coordinated fashion, one of which contained Lt. Colonel George Custer and the Seventh Cavalry. Spotting the Sioux village about fifteen miles away along the Rosebud River on June 25, Custer also found a nearby group of about forty warriors. Ignoring orders to wait, he decided to attack before they could alert the main party. He did not realize that the number of warriors in the village numbered three times his strength. Dividing his forces in three
The Battle Is On !
ULTIMATE CONTEST THESE ARE THE ENTRIES FOR THE CONTEST 1 WINNER OVERALL WILL WIN 1 MONTHS VIC 1 MONTHS BLAST MILLION DOLLER MANSION LATE ENTRIES STILL BEING TAKEN ALL CONTEST DETAILS ON PROFILE AND IN BLOGS PM ME YOUR PIC LINK *~BabyDoll~UK~*{Founder of Brits on Tour} r/l & ct wife of TECHNOSHAMAN@ CherryTAP
Battle Cry
In old Ohio there's a team That's known thru-out the land; Eleven warriors, brave and bold, Whose fame will ever stand. And when the ball goes over, Our cheers will reach the sky, Ohio field will hear again The Buckeye Battle Cry- Drive! Drive on down the field, Men of the scarlet and gray; Don't let them thru that line, We have to win this game today, Come on, Ohio! Smash through to victory. We cheer you as you go: Our honor defend So we'll fight to the end for O-hi-o.
Battle Of The Sexes
BATTLE OF THE SEXES CONTINUES 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression o
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The Battle Of Evermore
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Battle Royal Copy That We Have Been Posting Since Contest Started...
LOOK OUT!!! THE BATTLE IS ON!!!!!! There are 2 womens pics that had to be uploaded to Dontchas photos. They are included in the womens part of the contest. THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF ROOM IF ANYONE WANTS TO ENTER....THE WINNER OF THE MEN AND THE WINNER OF THE WOMEN WILL BATTLE IT OUT ONE ON ONE AT THE END TO SEE WHO GETS A MONTH VIC OR IF THEY HAVE A VIC THEY CAN CHOOSE A 3 DAY BLAST... The Men should contact Dontcha by c-mail only at the link provided below. ~Dontcha™~S.B.A.B. & ~ Elite*Bombers~@ CherryTAP Prizes will be as follows: To be given as extra prizes... The first Man to get 25 ratings, will recieve an Oscar and Sex on The Beach. The first Woman to get 25 ratings, will receive, an Oscar and a dozen roses. The first Man to 7,500 comments, will receive a Rolex and the mens bracelet. The first Woman to 7500 comments, will receive The Ladies Diamond ring and earrings. Final prizes at the end of the 2 weeks will be... 1st Place winners will receive Th
Battle Of The Bands Update + 2 Other Contests!
So far in the Battle of the Bands contest I am neck and neck for 2nd place with 101 rates... the leader has 234 rates, so I've got a lot of work to do to catch up! I think I lead in comments right now, but the # of comments is unfortunately not posted on stash entries... I really need everyone's help to win this! Once again, here is my entry to the Battle of the Bands hosted by the super cool Pantera Rawks: CT Battle of the Bands - Pheonix Rising If you like my music (same as what is playing here), thumb it up and comment (more than once if you like)! Check out the other talented indie bands too... this contest is great publicity for all of us! It runs until next Friday morning, so keep coming back and commenting! Winner gets a blast! -- and believe me, our band could use the publicity. Another singer told me she gets 100+ new fans/day while on blast! I am also in two other contests this week... I entered them before I knew about the BotB. Oops! If you felt like giving my publicit
Battered But Never Defeated
She stands at the window, looking out, a tear falling down her smooth cheek Running her finger gently down the dewy pane, her heart weeps, Wondering what it is about her that keeps anyone from loving her. Always leaving after they finish chasing, after the challenge is gone. Her long black lashes wet with tears, she lowers them to her cheek, As she closes her eyes, biting her soft lip, to keep from crying out. Leaning her head against the window, She slumps over in despair, wondering what she's done so wrong. Not normally a person that gets so down upon herself, she trembles, With vulnerability, not knowing how to take herself out of her despair. Lifting her smooth young face up, her golden brown eyes brimming with tears, She looks out at the sky as far as the eyes could see and remembers... The first man she loved after leaving her ex husband, swore he loved her too, Until the day he called her, telling her he married another, Telling her after it was done, not giv
Battle Not Monsters, Lest Ye Become One
So, here I was, in another website's chat room, when I make the mistake of taking the flame-bait. "What is it about all men not being able to get past the boobs when they see me?" spat Carebear13, venting her frustration at her most recent grocery store experience. Of course, being a male, I had to say something - after all, not everyone with a penis is a pervert. We're not all saints, either. I'm regularly chastised by the few readers I have left about lumping people together. "We're not all that way, you know," I started out. "You've spoken to me before. I haven't cared what your breasts looked like." This must have turned her auto-attack feature on, because I was immediately given a "Stop whining, Take" (short for "TakeItOutside", my screen name there). "Nobody's whining, Care. How come someone has to be whining in order to defend his gender against sweeping generalizations that some might even find offensive?" It deteriorated after that, until finally I just agre
Battle Of The Sexes
The National Organization of Women has filed a publication modification request in Federal Court to modify the words to the song "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again". NOW does not feel it is appropriate or proper for everyone to take advantage of, and feel, Gay when Johnny comes marching home, at least without her permission. This action is being opposed by the Gay Liberation Front, who in a counter proposal, feels the words of the song should remain just as they are, because they feel eveyone should feel Gay all the time. [this sounds like a good mumm, doesn't it?.]
Batting Practice
I think I may do that. Ya know, bat for the other team. I have always been attracted to women more so then men. I just don't know how my family will except this. Hell I don't even know how to go about meeting women in this little ass town. But the more I think about it the more I think about giving up men and just dating women. I am a little afraid of doing this. I mean, what if the lesbian community looks down on me for having three kids and not always deciding on what I was. Cuz I think really deep down, that I am a lesbian. Granted I have been with my share of guys, but none of those experiences were as great as when I was with a women. And its not that my last relationship with a man sucked ass. I made this choice a long time ago. I wanted to find a woman after Mike, but then Ernie came a long, and things felt so right, ya know. Now, that choice is before me again. I just feel a little lost and not quite sure what to do. Should I tell my mom now or wait and see if I
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The Battle Within
< The Battle Within. (Taken from an old Cherokee tale.) By the swirling waters of the Little Bighorn River twenty finely decorated tipis stood nestled within a small clump of trees. A band of Lakota, led by their chief Yellow Hand, had made this spot, in a bend of the river, their summer camp for as long as anyone could remember. Because of the heat, the village was quiet; movement kept to a minimum. High above, the sun blazed large and powerful in the clear blue sky. The heat sapped at the strength of everything that moved. Old men, having long ago learnt the important lesson of taking shelter from the heat, sat beneath the shade of a large tree. Younger men lazed around the village, their skin as red as the earth beneath their feet. They sometimes sat inside their tipis in an attempt to escape the hottest part of the day, only venturing outside to either talk or to swim. Young boys and girls played in the dried grubby earth, their laughter and babble drifting lazily
Battle Of The Bulge
My introduction to the penis was unceremonious and pretty typical of a five-year-old: I will show you mine, neighbor boy, if you show me yours. By 13, my girlfriends and I successfully came up with all the ways to say penis from A to Z. I’m still trying to remember what we used for "x". Throughout my youth, I was both fascinated and jealous of the relationship men had with their penises. Real men did, but good girls never. No wonder Freud called it penis envy. As a result you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out men are just as uptight about their penises as women are about their vaginas. It’s just a different kind of uptight. A man’s very identity is wrapped up in his penis. It’s both the visible evidence of his virility and his ultimate power symbol. Every known society has shrouded the penis in some form of hero worship. Therefore, if a man is not up to the "social standard" with his penis size, his hardness, his giddy-up or his durability during sex
Battle Of The Sexes
This has got to be one of the funniest man VS. woman stories I've ever read.... Hilarious and true.. (Man)I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next da
Battle Of The Sexes Contest (help My Freind Out)
The contest is finally open! It is now a rates only, but you have to leave a comment so I know you rated me! Please click on this pic and help me out!! And, if you can get your friends to rate me and leave a comment that would be really cool! Much love! In order to rate me...you have to rate, fan and add these two people! They are hosting the contest! ~ bbG ~ Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar and here is the link to me! (repost of original by '~Dragonphyre~ Single Certified GILF of ~~Spitfire Lounge~~' on '2007-08-28 19:25:44')
Battle Of Sexes Contest
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Battle Of Lewisham August 1977
August 1977: the Battle of Lewisham The Battle of Lewisham has gone down in anti-fascist history as one of the 'great moments' along with the Battles of Olympia and Cable Street in 1934 and 1936, or the other great moment of anti-fascism in the 1970s, the fighting at Southall in the run-up to the election of 1979. So let me begin with a paradox: why isn't Lewisham remembered even more widely, still? After all, Lewisham was a victory and Southall a defeat. Lewisham culminated in the routing of a fascist demonstration attended by about 800 people, and was the start of a long period of decline for the National Front. At Southall, by contrast, a crowd of several thousands was unable to stop a National Front group of less than 20 people from taking occupation of Ealing Town Hall. While Lewisham ended with anti-fascists triumphant, the Southall events culminated in the death of an anti-fascist demonstrator Blair Peach and the arrest or forced dispersal of several hundred residents.
Battered Heart
I wake twisted in this blanket that is here to comfort me. Sweat has seeped into the pillows where my head rested. I dared to confront my image in the mirror above the dresser Yes the stains of my tears have left their mark on my skin The redness remains in my eyes and my lips are swollen The same ach has it’s grip on my chest so that I can’t breathe One hand to brush the hair back from my cheek, pulling a bit While you’re lying next to me in this bed do you hear me cry? You stir when I move reaching out to take my hand in yours You pull my wrist to your mouth kissing it ever so gently Speaking those familiar words, “Baby are you alright?” I answer that I am fine and assume the position once again Finding safety in the way our bodies spoon together perfectly You don’t know of my pain, I do so well in the hiding of it. When the sunlight hits my face I will show the world my smile For each moment I spend with you lessons this heartache You will never know the power you
Battle Cry (1994)
Secrets silence the laughter within spoken words cry for the pain that is there hands disturb the sleeping thoughts and my mind sleeps silently and aware night falls softly upon my weary head shadows lurk and sing to awaken my mind and mine eyes drift silently along whispers are heard through the night and the gale sings whispering her words the music floats heavily upon my breath and the words are nowhere to be found memories disintegrate as the words appear to be thought in my heart the rhythm is felt and the words are seen the eyes drift quietly upon the scenes and my voice quivers as they ride past my hands shake within and my mind plays it's games this is the turn the battle that was fought this is the war that no one wins this is my life and heart
Battered
What have you done To my old battered heart? You stole it completely Right from the start. It's not much to look at All patched and scarred Some pieces missing Some parts cold and hard. But all of it's yours Just reach out and take it Only remember one thing, It's fragile, don't break it. Keep in mind, though, My heart isn't free 'Cause it comes with my soul And all of me.
The Battle Within
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.
Battle Of Carthage
Mammoth Spring is the headwaters for the Spring River. Flowing at almost 10 million gallons of water per hour, the state's largest spring provides great canoeing and fishing on the river throughout the year. SECTION DESCRIBED: Mammoth Spring State Park to the Black River, a distance of about 57 miles. Characteristics There's no getting around the fact that Spring River is chilly. After all, nine million gallons--every hour--of 58 water is hard to ignore. But it is this volume of cool water that: 1) makes the Spring River a year-round float stream, and 2) allows the river to be regularly stocked with rainbow trout. Most Spring River canoe trips take place in the 17-mile stretch between Mammoth Spring State Park and Hardy, a historic town in northern Sharp County. This section is recommended for beginning to intermediate canoeists, and is very popular for family outings. The first half of this section begins at the base of Dam #3, a former hydropower structure located sout
Battle Rap A Fan
Battlefield Spoils
Battlefield Spoils by kspor © Hot winds stir the fine sands as the scorpion arises and begins it hunt now that the day is fading into night. My camp is alive with food, men, and beast. We have raided several villages and taken many spoils. As the warrior chieftain, I get first pick. I take my fair share or the gold and jewels, but this time I find a woman who strikes my fancy. I have beheaded her former master and scattered his army's bones to the wind. His harem is mine and I know my men will enjoy the spoils. The wine and pipes are flowing, and all are getting mellow. My servants are preparing my newest prize. She is stunning with flowing curves and hair as black as sackcloth and eyes to match. She was to be the newest bride, a captured girl from the land of the pyramids. I have traded for salt there many times and admired its women. Bathed, anointed with olive oil, then fresh fruit and lamb is offered to me as I wait. The food seems to have lost its taste. I am consumed with
Battle Of The Bands
BATTLE OF THE BANDS by Gorilla Productions How are you? My name is Troy. I still have time slots available for the November 15th show @ Vinyl in Atlanta !! CALL NOW FOR MORE INFORMATION @ 216-712-8058 / 440-840-2661 cell or myspace me a number where I can reach you!! All seriously dedicated and hardworking bands/musicians looking to promote themselves and gain exposure are encouraged to enter. No Entry Fee GRAND PRIZE: - $500 CASH - 20 HOURS STUDIO TIME - HAVE MUSIC SUBMITTED TO 4 MAJOR RECORD LABELS: Epic, Maverick, Metal Blade, and Warner Bros. -A HEADLINING GIG Good Luck, hope to hear from you soon!! Troy
The Battle Of The Dynasties
The Battle Within
Sleepless nights, dreadful dreams, are haunting me. The mysterious sounds of the night, are very frightening me. Panic and rage Runs through my body The devil is trying to get in. Day after day I fight off the urges That would be so satisfying A battle rages Deep within my soul It's all I can do to hold on. Prayer is my weapon, faith gives me peace of mind, to stop the demons from taking over. Depression knocks me down, Grace picks me back up, As the battle still rages I pray and pray For the fight to end But I know the battle is still within.
Battle On!
hahahaha! myself and the floor manager have just stricken a deal. he has to "take my life" before Halloween or he loses. I'm seriously gonna have to watch my step now. I don't know exactly what happens if I win, but I don't plan on losing. God I love working here. :D So what's everyone up to this morning?
The Battle Is In My Mind
I will never go beyound the barriers in my own mind. If I think I can't do something, then I never will. The battle is in my mind. If I am defeated in my mind, I've alrealdy lost the battle. If I don't think my dreams will ever come to pass, they never will. If I don't think I have what it takes to rise up and set that new standard, it's not going to happen. The barrier is in your mind. I have to take down the "Strongholds" I have been wallowing where I am long enough. It's time to moe on, to let go of the past hurts, pains, or failures. It's time to believe for bigger things. It's time for increase, time for supernatural favour. But if that's going to happenm I can't keep going in circles, doing the same thing the same way year afer year. Fresh vision for my life is BREAKING THE BARRIERS OF THE PAST.
The Battle
Into battle I went, Looking for your love. I fought like a warrior, As I prayed to God above. I ask him to guided me, To let me win the fight. Only to find, I wasn't the right one. It didn't change how I felt for you. You see deep inside, The battle I still fight. Will the day every come, When the war will be over? Will the day ever come, When I will get to share your love. I talk to God all of the time. I ask him to just let me have your love. I tell him how much you mean to me. How I would always be good to you. They say if you pray, Then prayers are answered. Oh my sweet Lord, Please hear my cry. He is the man I want. The man I could give everything to. Please Dear lord, Am I getting through? Will you allow me to be with him again. Will you allow me to give him my love that never ends? I will fight this war, Until the end of time. Hoping some day I will win your love. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved.
Batting .400
i am a phuck up. i make mistakes, bad choices, and the like. at times, i have beaten myself up for those mistakes. well the other day i was listening to baseball on the radio. and i had a epiphany. lol i found a way to relate something about baseball into my life. ok here is what i pondered. in baseball the greatest players ever to play the game hit short of .400 over the course of their careers. what that means is that for every 10 times they went to bat. they failed. 6 times out of 10 they couldn't get the job done. think on that for a second. more often than not, in fact more than half the time. the greatest players to play the game of baseball, our national past time, weren't successful. that gave me hope. maybe ill be successful half the time. ill keep my head up and struggle on; i am going to continue trying to do my best. i can live with that. can you?
Battery Operated
~Battery Operated~ Berated-elated, jaded, degraded- She waits patiently, basking in the red light- Her body a waste of art, her thoughts all torn apart Her stars aligned to face the south, her mouth a gaping hole- Lucifer screaming in her soul, begging to be released, for he cannot withstand such torture. She cries acid-like tears that crack the very foundation of her canvas. Her beauty…an anguished painting…colors running down and gathering around her pitiful existence. -A puddle of cruel rainbows in which she drowns- Battery operated and fading…a ticking time bomb. She implodes within. ~11/07~
The Battle Of Midway
THE BATTLE OF MIDWAY Japanese strategists expected to draw the United States Pacific Fleet from Pearl Harbour into a decisive battle. Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, Commander-In-Chief of the Japanese combined fleet and architect of the Pearl Harbour attack, believed that his plan would smash the American fleet forcing them to a negotiated peace. Spearheading the Japanese operation were four aircraft carriers: the Akagi, Kanga, Hiryu, and Soryu. Surrounding the aircraft carriers was a screen of eleven destroyers, two battleships, and three cruisers. The force also included transports for the five thousand troops who would invade Midway. As the Japanese fleet steamed toward Midway on June 2nd, 1942, Yamamoto hoped that the advantage of surprise was till on his side. This was not the case as the Japanese code had been broken and three United States carriers - the Yorktown, Hornet and Enterprise, along with their destroyers and cruisers were waiting to pounce on them. Admiral
Battle Of Guam
The Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from 21 July 1944 to 10 August 1944. Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession from the Spanish-American War of 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on 11 December 1941. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison. The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Philippines, Taiwan and the Ryukyu Islands; the deep-wat
Battle Of The Coral Sea
Battle Of The Coral Sea The Battle of the Coral Sea, fought in the waters southwest of the Solomon Islands and eastward from New Guinea, was the first of the Pacific War's six fights between opposing aircraft carrier forces. Though the Japanese could rightly claim a tactical victory on "points", it was an operational and strategic defeat for them, the first major check on the great offensive they had begun five months earlier at Pearl Harbor. The diversion of Japanese resources represented by the Coral Sea battle would also have immense consequences a month later, at the Battle of Midway. The Coral Sea action resulted from a Japanese amphibious operation intended to capture Port Moresby, located on New Guinea's southeastern coast. A Japanese air base there would threaten northeastern Australia and support plans for further expansion into the South Pacific, possibly helping to drive Australia out of the war and certainly enhancing the strategic defenses of Japan's newly-enlarged o
Battle Of Leyte Gulf
Battle Of Leyte Gulf The largest and greatest naval battle ever fought! A milestone in naval and military history! The story of the Battle of Leyte Gulf is not just a tale of hundreds of ships and hundreds of thousands of men. It is a story of a group of extraordinary individuals who held important American command positions. Here is the brief story of some of these people. The Beginning Important historic events involved some of these men during and after the ravaging defeat by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. One of these men was Commander Clifton A. F. Sprague. He rose to the rank of Rear Admiral and became the hero of the Battle of Leyte Gulf when he lead his outgunned and outnumbered force to fight back against the best surface ships the Imperial Japanese Navy had. The heroism of Sprague and the other men of his command stopped the Japanese in their tracks and saved the American invasion of the Philippines. The second person who played a decisive role
Battle Of Okinawa
Battle Of Okinawa Okinawa was the largest amphibious invasion of the Pacific campaign and the last major campaign of the Pacific War. More ships were used, more troops put ashore, more supplies transported, more bombs dropped, more naval guns fired against shore targets than any other operation in the Pacific. More people died during the Battle of Okinawa than all those killed during the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Casualties totaled more than 38,000 Americans wounded and 12,000 killed or missing, more than 107,000 Japanese and Okinawan conscripts killed, and perhaps 100,000 Okinawan civilians who perished in the battle. The battle of Okinawa proved to be the bloodiest battle of the Pacific War. Thirty-four allied ships and craft of all types had been sunk, mostly by kamikazes, and 368 ships and craft damaged. The fleet had lost 763 aircraft. Total American casualties in the operation numbered over 12,000 killed [including nearly 5,000 Navy dead and almost 8,000 M
Battle Of Sicily
Battle Of Sicily The landings took place in extremely strong wind, which made the landings difficult but also ensured the element of surprise. Landings were made on the southern and eastern coasts of the island, with the British forces in the east and the Americans towards the west. Four airborne drops were carried out just after midnight on the night of the 9 July-10 July, as part of the invasion, two British, two American. The American paratroopers consisted largely of the 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, making their first combat drop. The strong winds caused aircraft to go off course and scattered them widely; the result was around half the U.S. paratroopers failed to reach their rallying points. British glider-landed troops fared little better; only 1 out of 12 gliders landing on target, many crashing at sea. Nevertheless, the scattered airborne troops maximized their opportunities, attacking patrols and creating confusion wherever possible. The sea
Battle Of The Bulge
BATTLE OF THE BULGE The Ardennes Offensive, called Unternehmen: Wacht am Rhein (Operation Watch on the Rhine) by the German military, officially named the Battle of the Ardennes by the U.S. Army, and known to the general public as the Battle of the Bulge, started on 16 December 1944.[1] Wacht am Rhein was supported by subordinate operations known as Bodenplatte, Greif, and Währung. Germany's planned goal for these operations was to split the British and American Allied line in half, capturing Antwerp, Belgium, and then proceeding to encircle and destroy four Allied armies, forcing the Western Allies to negotiate a peace treaty in the Axis Powers’ favor. The Ardennes offensive was planned in total secrecy, in almost total radio silence. Although Ultra, the Allies’ reading of secret German radio messages, suggested a possible German offensive, and the United States Third Army predicted a major German offensive, the attack still achieved surprise. The degree of surprise achieved was
Battle Of Berlin
BATTLE OF BERLIN The Battle of Berlin was one of the final battles of the European Theatre of World War II. In what was known to the Soviets as the "Berlin Offensive Operation", two massive Soviet army groups attacked Berlin from the east and south, while a third overran German forces positioned north of Berlin. The battle of Berlin lasted from late April 1945 until early May and was one of the bloodiest battles in history. Before the battle was over, German dictator Adolf Hitler and many of his followers committed suicide. The city's defenders surrendered on May 2. However, fighting continued to the north-west, west and south-west of the city until the end of the war in Europe on May 8 (May 9 in the USSR) as defeated German units fought westward so that they could surrender to the Western allies rather than to the Soviets.
B Attitudes
"B" Attitudes Be understanding to your enemies. Be loyal to your friends. Be strong enough to face the world each day. Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. Be generous to those who need your help. Be frugal with that you need yourself. Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything. Be foolish enough to believe in miracles. Be willing to share your joys. Be willing to share the sorrows of others. Be a leader when you see a path others have missed. Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty. Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds. Be last to criticize a colleague who fails. Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble. Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way. Be loving to those who love you. Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change. Above all, be yourself
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Battle Buddies
Battle Buddies By Anthony Hunt For all the ones that sent best wishes. For all who mailed tasty dishes. For all who prayed for me at night. For all that believe what I do is right. For all that thank me when I call. For those that think it's a burden at all. For those that reply to what i write online. For all who call themselves friends of mine. For all who have stood the test of time. For all who can't wait for my return. For all who have given me lessons to learn. For all that tell me be save and take care. For all who count the days til I'm there. For all who've ever given me a smile. For all who didn't lose touch all the while. For all who left me a happy memory. For all who never doubted the good in me. For all of my friends both past and present. For all of my strength is what they represent.
Battle Of The Dj's
SC@TTER’S WORLD will soon be hosting a “BATTLE OF THE DJ’s” based on how many people in the Lounge for each DJ. I WANT TO WIN! So come on in to ~SC@TTER’S WORLD~ & support you favorite DJ…… ~DJ MAGICMAN~ Only Playing in SC@TTER’S WORLD ~ FREAKIEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR ~ Tune in to ~DJ MAGICMAN’S~ Show every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 8PM-Midnight & Saturday Mornings from 8AM-Noon Click on my Pic to visit my show!
Battle Of The Sexes Contest!!!!!!!
BOMBING BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!!! Sponsered by: Dreams and Screams Lounge 1. You may bomb anyone even yourself. 2. Your only comments count. 3. The three men and women with the most comments WIN. 4. The top man and woman will OWN the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments. 5. The second highest man and woman will choose 2 of the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments and will own them. 6. The third highest man and woman will own the remaining member of the opposite sex that is not owned by the second highest. 7. It is up to you to promote yourself. 8. I am Only in this for the points! 9. At the end of Two Weeks the battle will end and the folder will be closed and no more comments will be allowed until a winner has been declared. 10. You could end up owning someone and you could end up being owned.....lets find out how popular YOU ARE!!!!! What Do You Get From The Person You Own??? The effects of the ownership will la
Batteries Are Cheaper Than Men!!
Where are you in this world of worlds? Me? I am a single girl.. Before you pity me and sigh.. gimme a sec and I'll tell u why. Happy couples I always see... Pretending to be happier than me. But behind that door its such a treat... To know life sucks between the sheets. I may not get the 3 legged racer... But I would prefer a shot with a scotch and dry chaser... "I hate my life" I hear you say. When all you have to do is walk away. Men are full of the illusion, That they don't need to make a contribution, However much to their distress, You can go out an get some in a mini dress. They're a dime a dozen, thick on the floor, and when you are through with them, there will be more, So get a real man who will cater... Or go out and and baby,show off your style You want a sex life that will give u satifaction, Not another bloody child. They say have fun,get laid, and fornicate... So why do so many masturbate? I am aware and I guess you have heard, Bu
Battle
The Battle's Fire
Thousand of soldiers, deeply devout, Their chances to live are extremely dire. The warring starts with a single shout, Fighting the enemy with furious ire. Swords clash and metal rings As soldiers die for jealous kings. Rockets fly and dying men wail, Hoping their comrades will finally prevail. Bodies fall and horses die; Morale is in short supply. Vastly outnumbered, the soldiers sing And pray and hope for better things. Kings fight wars with other men’s lives, And make widows of women who used to be wives. Blood stains the ground, As fallen warriors lay all around. Men fight and main and kill; Their king’s will, they must fulfill. Yet, when the brave warriors die, The mighty king, he does not cry…
Battle Of The Sexes Contest
Here is a contest That I have entered that is a little different then most. Should be very fun. Please go and bomb my pic up and show the love. It will be appreciated, ty.
Battle Of The Sexes
OK freinds and fams i am in a battle of the sexes contest. I need all the comments i can get so get those comments going for me please, I do not want to be owned. Here is the link to get to the page to where i am. http://fubar.com/user/686706 then go battle of the sexes and bomb me please.
Battle
[V1:] You thought we'd be fine All these years gone by Now your askin me to listen Well then tell me bout everything No lies we're loosin time [C:] Cause this is a battle And its your final last call It was a trial, you made a mistake, we know But why arent you sorry, why arent you sorry, why? This can be better, you used to be happy, try! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [V2:] You've got them on your side And they wont change their minds Now its over And im feelin like we've missed out on everything I just hope its worth the fight [C:] Cause this is a battle And its your final last call (Why'd you have to let it go) It was a trial, you made a mistake, we know (cant you see you hurt me soo) But why arent you sorry, why arent you sorry, why? Things could be better, you can be happy, try! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oooooooooooo
Battle Cry
Lost on a inner battel feild, Held captive by my dreams, pain comes and welcomes me cause no one else is near, Fear comes flooding back into my blood shot eyes, Please hear my mornful cries, Please hear my dieing scream's , Inside I am dieing, From the agony of dispair, And my heart is bleeding ... You no longer care, Eye's that once shined with love, Now burn with hate, Revenge is all that's on you mind, And i'm sorry I just can't wait, You say that you are mine till the end... well i guess the end is near.... When you whisper in you sleep... It's not my name that ring's ever so clear, You belong to another...
Batteries - A Must Read!!
Did ya'll know this??? I didn't until now! Wow!
Battle Of Guam
The Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from July 21, 1944 to August 8, 1944. Background Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession since its capture from Spain in 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on December 11, 1941, following the Attack on Pearl Harbor. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison. The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Phili
Battle !!!!!vote Blue Please And Comments Rock!!!
vote for blue plz. i'll return the favor.
The Battle
The fires of hell have ravaged his body. Leaving him weary and worn. Bleeding and scared. The dragon has devestated his world and his heart. Tearing from him that which his soul revolved around. But the battle is not over yet. Not bye a long mile. And yet he struggles back to his feet, armor torn and bent, sword broken and dulled. The beast screams in hate and evil malice, seeking to kill. To destroy. To rend and consume. The battle weary worrior gains his feet again, standing defient at the feet of the dragon. Screaming his response in firey determination, grief, anger and bold defience to the beast. The battle. Raging for a milinium. Longer. Hard every time. The beast feeds, the warrior fights and is victorious or falls and is devoured. This warrior will not give up. No matter the time. No matter the location. The distance or the terrain. Fires, mountains or storms. His heart is ripped and shredded but he will continue the fight. Win...lose...draw...he will rage on. N
Battle Of The New Rock Music 3/31/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 3/31/08.. Last Night It Was: Cinder Road - Shouldve Known Better V.S. Red - Already Over The Votes Were Slim But with a Vote of 2 - 4 Red- Already Over Was Victoriouse and will move onto Tonight's Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/01/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/01/08.. Last Night It Was: Red - Already Over (champion) V.S. Disturbed - Inside the Fire (Challenger) The Votes Counted as a crushing 2-6 Disturbed-Inside the Fire Was Victoriouse and will move onto Tonight's Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The Sexes!! Come Join The Fun!!
A Fu-Bucks Only ~ Battle of the Sexes Auction Who can bring in more fu-bucks?!?! You want to join in on the fun? Entry fee is 25,000 Fu-Bucks Starting Bid is 50,000 Fu-Bucks Entry returned upon no bids. Males... Contact the Auction Hostess, DJ Nilla dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEED$RADIO.COM~ proud 2 b fu-owned by Steve (yay me!!!) @ fubar Females... Contact the Auction Host, DJ Tazman * DJ Tazman * DJ Mngr & Female Bodyguard @ DIRTY DEED$ RADIO.COM ~FU Owned and Taken by Steffi @ fubar (repost of original by 'dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEED$RADIO.COM~ proud 2 b fu-owned by Steve (yay me!!!)' on '2008-04-02 11:52:29')
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/02/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/02/08.. Last Night It Was: Disturbed - Inside the Fire (champion) V.S. Blacktide - Shockwave (Challenger) The Votes Counted as Very Close One 5 - 4 Disturbed-Inside the Fire Was Victoriouse for a Second Night in a Row and will move onto Tonight's Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The Sexes Family Contest
DEMON CREW FAMILY CONTEST: "BATTLE OF THE SEXES" MEET THE CONTESTANTS FOR ROUND 1: WILL BEGIN: Friday, April 4, 2008 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: April 11 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/03/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/03/08.. Last Night It Was: Disturbed - Inside the Fire (champion) V.S. Korn - Kiss (Challenger) This was a Full Blown Blowout 8-1 Disturbed-Inside the Fire Was Victoriouse for a Third Night in a Row and will move onto Sunday Night's Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The Sexes Demon Crew Contest
I normally do not ask for much, but really need help in this case. I am currently almost 2,000 comments behind and it ends tonight at 9pm EST. I can't do it alone! Read the following and do what you can please! Even if you just rate the pic and leave one comment....that is one more than I would have other wise!! I will return all of the help.....Just let me know what you did. I have entered the Battle of the Sexes Contest and need lots of help. There will be two rounds to this contest. Round 1 ends on Friday April 11th at 9PM EST and I need to be the female with the most comments to move on to Round 2 and take on the male with the most comments from Round 1. Rates and comments count. Please at least make 2 clicks and rate the pic for me. If you do leave comments even better as I'm currently behind!! I will be giving away FuBucks for comments. To make it easier to keep track of please number your comments and then when you are done send me a private message (fu mai
Battlestar Gallactica Is Baaaacckkkk
Yes, I'm a fucking freak with the TV shit, but I absolutely love BSG and it returned for the first episode of the last season tonight. Frakkin awesome!!! Friday night, a dirty martini (or 3) and BSG - could life get any better???
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/06/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/06/08.. Last Night It Was: Disturbed - Inside the Fire (champion) V.S. Papa Roach - Be Free (Challenger) This Final Vote tally was 3-6 Papa Roach- Be Free Was Victoriouse, Making them the New Champion and will move onto Tonights Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion. Special Thanks to Crazee Gurl For Covering for me Last Night and Continueing Battle of the New rock for me.
Battle Of The Sexes Fubucks Only Auction Come Own Me
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Battle
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/07/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 04/07/08.. Last Night It Was: Papa Roach - Be Free (champion) V.S. Marylin Manson - Vodevil (Challenger) The Vote was a Very Close one 4 - 3 Papa Roach- Be Free Was Victoriouse For the Second Night in a Row and will move on to Tonights Battle With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/08/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/08/08.. Last Night It Was: Papa Roach - Be Free (champion) V.S. Chevelle - The Fad (Challenger) The Vote Was a Total Blowout 1-9 Chevelle - The Fad Was Victoriouse And is your New Champion and Will return tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/09/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Wensday 04/09/08.. Last Night It Was: Chevelle - The Fad (champion) V.S. Ashes Divide - The Stone (Challenger) The Vote Was a Total Blowout 15-0 Chevelle - The Fad Was Victoriouse for the Second Night in a Row and Will return tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonights Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/10/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 04/10/08.. Last Night It Was: Chevelle - The Fad (champion) V.S. Kid Rock - Sugar (Challenger) The Vote Was a Close one With a Tie Breaker 6-7 Kid Rock - Sugar Was Victoriouse and Will return sunday night With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Sunday Nights Champion.
Battle Tested
The sound of war is in the air Soon the battlefield we will see Doing the tasks our county does ask So that others may live proud and free In the sands of the desert we go Not knowing what will lay ahead Many hearts will be broken over the days When we take time to count the dead The sound of vehicles as along we go Weapons shooting here and there Rounds bursting all around us now These are things in battle that we share Bullets ripping the air overhead of me Cover I take to protect my soul All has become so eerie quiet now I see this battle took a heavy toll I see a friend with their eyes open wide Looking down only part of their body I see Destroyed in one swift exploding instant These are memories battle has brought to me I pain for those that now lay dead For family and friends that back home wait Having to receive a flag draped coffin Telling of their proud heroes fate The enemy is gone now again to hide Searching for them is for what we are asked Each of
Battle Of The Sexes Round 1 Winners
Round 1 of the Battle of the Sexes Contest is now over. The winners are: Wolfie & Lori When Round 2 begins it will now be Lori and Wolfie going head to head against each other. Family members at this point can only bomb the same sex as themselves, but any outside help can bomb who ever. In other words if you are male and in the family you have to bomb the male and vice versa. Fallen Angel and Cain’s Internet should be back up and working on Monday. In the meantime like always if you have any questions feel free to ask myself, Lori, or Scooter for help!
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/13/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Sunday 04/13/08.. Last Night It Was: Kid Rock - Sugar (champion) V.S. Saving Abel - Addicted (Challenger) The Vote Was a Close one 5-3 Kid Rock - Sugar Was Victoriouse and Will return Tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonight's Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/14/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 04/14/08.. Last Night It Was: Kid Rock - Sugar (champion) V.S. Atreyu - Falling Down (Challenger) The Vote Was 8-3 Kid Rock - Sugar Was Victoriouse For the Third Night in a Row and Will return Tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonight's Champion.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/15/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/15/08.. Last Night It Was: Kid Rock - Sugar (champion) V.S. Seven Dust - Prodigal Son (Challenger) The Vote Was 5-7 Seven Dust - Prodigal Son Knocked Kid Rock from the Throne as Your New Champion! They Will Return Thursday Night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/17/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 04/17/08.. Last Night It Was: Sevendust - Prodigal Son (champion) V.S. Five Finger Death Punch - Hate Me (Challenger) The Vote Was a Blow Out 0-8 Fiver Finger Death Punch - Hate Me Knocked Sevendust from the Throne as Your New Champion! They Will Return Sunday Night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Batteries Not Included
I love animals. I love them so much I have a small petting zoo. Living in my house are Cooch the Pooch, Rosie Bubbles the Hamster and fish Curly and Shemp. Hamsters Sid and Nancy and Guinea pigs Bonnie and Clyde live with me only during the summer. During the school year, they reside in my classroom. Enza will join the zoo around Memorial Day weekend. Cooch will be 14 on May 1. She was a birthday present from my parents when I turned 12. She has been a most awesome pet, kindhearted, unconditional love abounds and she is a great traveling companion. I tell her my secrets and I know they will go no further. While she excels at giving love and following me around when I am home, she never has been the brightest bulb in the chandelaire. She just bounces around with that silly dog smirk on her face, " Play with me, Marina!" "Throw the ball, Marina," "I ate all your pizza, Marina!" She was sprayed twice in one week by the same skunk while on vacation in the UP one year. She
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/22/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/22/08.. Last Night It Was: Five Finger Death Punch - Hate Me (champion) V.S. Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (Challenger) The Vote Was a Blow Out 2-10 Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife Knocked Five Finger Death Punch from the Throne as Your New Champion! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/23/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Wensday 04/23/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Rev Theory - Hell Yeah (Challenger) The Vote Was 6 - 3 Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife Held on Tonight to remain your champion! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/24/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 04/24/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Airbourne - Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast (Challenger) The Vote Was 4 - 2 Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife Held on Tonight to remain your champion! They Will Return Sunday Night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battling
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/27/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Sunday 04/27/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Seether - Rise Above This(Challenger) The Vote Was 5-4 Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife Held on Tonight to remain your champion! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/28/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 04/28/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Black Label Society - Death March(Challenger) The Vote Was Overwhelming 4 - 12 Black Label Society - Death March Blew out your Champion to take their title! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/29/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 04/29/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Skillet - The Last Night (Challenger) The Vote Was 5 - 2 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/30/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Wensday 04/30/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Hell Yeah - Thank You (Challenger) The Vote Was Extremely Close 8 - 7 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 05/01/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 05/01/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Bullet for my Valentine - Waking the Demon (Challenger) The Vote Was 6 - 3 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Sunday Night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
The Battle Of Forever - An Original Poem
"What then is this?", he thought As the storm cleared from his mind A world so green, so fresh, so fair And old pain left behind. The blood ran when last he lay, And darkness took his mind Then light shone bright when living failed And passed the world unkind "WHO BROUGHT ME HERE?" He screamed at them Those he could not yet see "WHO ENDED LIFE AND SEVERED LOVE? SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME." "TIS YOUR REWARD", there came a voice Ancient as dust and sea "FOR LIVING TRUE AND FIGHTING WELL WE HAVE BESTOWED ON THEE." "ILL TAKE IT NOT", the warrior screamed "AND ILL HAVE NOT YOUR PEACE" And ran he there to hilltop high and then his blade released "YOU PROMISED ME NOTHING AND THAT IS WHAT YOU GAVE YOU SENT AN ANGEL TO MY SIDE AND BADE ME TO MY GRAVE" "THERE IS NO LOVE THAT PASSES THAT WHICH YOU HAD GIFTED ME THEN TOOK HER AND YOU STOLE MY LIFE BEFORE YOU LET HER SEE" "I RUN AT YOU THOUGH I KNOW WITHIN THAT VICTORY BE YOURS" With flashing blade and
Batter Swing - The Dirtball
Battle With Jen For Lunchmoney
Battle Of The New Rock Music 05/04/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Sunday 05/04/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Sevendust - Beg to Differ (Challenger) The Vote Was 5 - 4 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 05/05/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 05/05/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Endeverafter - From The Ashes of Sin (Challenger) The Vote Was 7 - 0 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Cry
Battle cries Fill the air I come to You with a Serpent kiss Chant the sounds Of bestial lust I walk aimlessly With no destination Swear to me Swear to me My heart is lost Dark night black beast Named Chaos I summon thee Azel and Uzza Blood and semen Burned on the Sacred alter
Battle Knight
Battle Knight To join Click the pic Below. Good or Evil choose a path and follow your Destiny!
Battle Of The Sexs 2 Auction
Since the Battle of the Sexes ~ Round I Auction was such a success we are doing it again... with several new twists! Battle of the Sexes ~ Round II This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction (Cash Conversation Rate at Bottom) ** Entry Fee: 25,000 Fu-Bucks ** Starting Bid: 50,000 Fu-Bucks ** Entry returned upon no bids. !!! NEW TWISTS !!! 1) The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack (one male, one female) 2) The Top 5 Males and the Top 5 Females that bring in the highest bids will be auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/05/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 6/05/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Stereoside - So Long The Vote Was 8 - 3 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend Takes the Gold Tonight! They Will Return Tuesday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/10/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 6/10/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Disturbed - The Night The Vote Was 4 - 3 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend Takes the Gold Tonight! They Will Return Tuesday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The Bands
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Battle Of The Spirits
My warrior came to me when I was in mourn To surround me with his spirit and heal that which was torn He was to be my guide, to help me be strong Through my time of sorrow, my spirit was gone His guidance later allowed me to see That I had been battling a skin walker and coyot'e He said to me, he will love me and defend my honor To protect me from harm, Id be marked no longer He went to battle, prepared and true Wraping me in his love, and his spirit too Attawa he sent to keep me far away From the spirits of the skin walker and coyot'e He protected me, and offered himself In place ot the one to be sacrificed for spiritual health He came back to me, tired and weak And of his battle, not to speak He set me free, my hero, my friend And now on our paths, our journey begins
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/17/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 6/17/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Atreyu - Slow Burn The Vote Was 8 - 0 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend is on a Streak 3 in a Row! They Will Return Thursday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/19/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 6/19/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Apocalyptica - I Dont Care The Vote Was 10 - 2 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend is on a Streak 4 in a Row! They Will Return Tuesday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The Bulge
Battle Of The Bulge: Low Leptin Levels Undermine Successful Weight Loss ScienceDaily (June 20, 2008) — Individuals who are obese are at increased risk of many diseases, including type 2 diabetes and heart disease. As 75%-95% of previously obese individuals regain their lost weight, many researchers are interested in developing treatments to help individuals maintain their weight loss. See also: Health & Medicine * Diet and Weight Loss * Obesity * Fitness * Diseases and Conditions * Men's Health * Cholesterol Reference * Appetite * Adipose tissue * High fructose corn syrup * Blood sugar A new study, by Michael Rosenbaum and colleagues, at Columbia University Medical Center, New York, has provided new insight into the critical interaction between the hormone leptin and the brain's response to weight loss. Leptin levels fall as obese individuals lose weight. So, the authors set out to see whether changes in leptin levels
The Battle Of The Ants
The Battle of the Ants That is not which is. The only Word is Silence. The only meaning of that Word is not. Thoughts are false. Fatherhood is unity disguised as duality. Peace implies war. Power implies war. Harmony implies war. Victory implies war. Glory implies war. Foundation implies war. Alas! for the Kingdom wherein all these are at war. --Aleister Crowley
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/24/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 6/24/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Shinedown - Devour The Vote Was 4 - 2 Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend is on a Streak 5 in a Row! They Will Return Thursday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of The New Rock Music 06/26/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 6/26/08 Last Night It Was: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend V.S. Bullet for my Valentine - Hearts Burst into Fire The Vote Was 2 - 7 Bullet for my Valentine Knocks off the Champion! They Will Return Tuesday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of Who Could Care Less
Do you not hear me anymore? I know it's not your thing to care I know it's cool to be so bored Sucks me in when you're aloof It sucks me in, it sucks, it works I guess it's cool to be alone Will ya never rest? Fighting the battle of who could care less Everyday you wake up late Sometimes I wish I was That way And you think Rockford Files is cool But there are some things That you would change If it were up to you So think about your masterpiece Watch the Rockford Files Call to see if Paul can score some weed Do ya never rest? Fighting the battle of who could care less Unearned unhappiness Well that's alright I guess And I've got This great idea Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint? Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom singing Whatever and ever amen Oh well Maybe not I'll try again Well this should cheer you up for sure See, I've got your old I.D. And you're all dressed up like The Cure Ya never rest Figh
The Battleground
Bound by reality, driven by emotion he allows himself to fall in love knowing all well it is just a fantasy. Who could love him when he knows nothing of love? Just an average man nothing stands out another number another body another shadow on this earth that will fade with the darkness. Blending in with all shadows a part of the dust that gets swept away with no mind. He is just a friend never making it further always in the back of the mind there only when needed. The reality is just that of a cloud never thought of unless it rains. Like the sunrise taking the back seat to the sunset. Two equally beautiful occurrences yet most sleep through one never seeing it just like the masses in the streets of New York. The majority just do the bump and grind passing by thousands everyday and not seeing them just a mass just faces that have no meaning just in your way. Emotionally they are just images of data in your mind just ignoring them just like breathing, it is there yet you don’t think ab
Battle Of Dj's
The Battle Of 4th Of July
It was very pirate of me to have this little fight with the other BBQ people. What happened was that we had a BBQ on the 4th of July. Big party, lots to eat. Later in the day, we had visitors. A lady brought her kid over from the other BBQ next to us and started taking food. She would tell her kid, "Quick, grab a plate... take some of this... and this... and that..." When some asked her why she was here, or who invited her over, she said something like, "Oh, that girl over, umm... I forget where she is, but a girl said it was fine..." Big liar. She probably ran out of food at her own BBQ and wanted to take ours. But, what got to us was that it didn't happen just that one time. More uninvited guests came by. Sometimes alone, sometimes in small groups. Yes, we had plenty of food, but, they didn't have to just come in and take it, claim that they know a guy, and take our food. My friend called them out on it. He sent a couple of people back, and he was still angry. Then, that's w
Battered Love....
You said you love me but it was a lie, no matter what I did, no matter how I tried. Nothing was good enough for you to see, that you never should have put your hands on me. I would have given the world to you, and all you did was beat me black and blue. I washed your clothes and put them away, then you blackened my eye because you had a bad day. I had your supper ready for you on the table, I put it all together just as fast as I was able. You told me I was a no good tramp, then you cracked me over the head with a lamp. I had your baby boy with eyes so brown , but you kicked me and punched me when no one was around. Everything I have done has been for you and not me, how could you be so mean, so cold hearted, how could you, my love be my enemy? I am wiser now and know I must get away, for you will kill me if I stay. I contemplate a way out, I could always just scream and shout. That would get me no where, I would have to escape, change my hair, Just the
Battle After Battle
The sound of rain pouring down from the skies filled the six ears of those who were about to do battle with each other as the human gunmen reached out for their pistols the vampire was already morphing his vile body into a creature of the unknown the battle began when one of the human gunmen fired a shot towards the vile body that appeared after the shroud of mist was lifted by the wind the vampire dodged the bullet that was flying towards him with a swift step to the left and jumped towards one of the gunmen opening his arms extending his claws as if he wanted to slash at his chest the gunman who was a female dressed in light armor extended her arms on atop the other pistols held sideways and shot 4 times at the vile “thing” flying at her the shots ricocheted of their target the unaffected vampire did not change his trajectory was flying towards the female gunman when he almost reached her there was a loud bang and what seemed like a gunshot from a very big gun and the vampire was s
The Battle Of Slay And Bass
As I approached the lounge the haze of dope smoke and and stale beer hit me like a wall of force. All of the usual people were already there. No one was going to miss "The Battle of the Century" as both combatants had repeatedly trashed talked and gathered their supporters. Tiny plastic sombrero's worn by loyal Slay followers mingled with the toilet seat wearing Bassites in a sea of human filth that would have made caligula stiff. I settled down with my trusty Gin and tonic, a ready supply of buds and the bong, picking a table close to the action but not close enough to be sprayed with fecal matter or ball sweat the contest started off with a barrage of insults from DJ Slay, wearing the fateful sombrero of metal fury. He made several allusions to Bass's incontinence and the many stains on his tidy whities. then proceeded to assault the ear drums of those gathered with some brutal fucking metal. After two hours of ear bleeding metal and enough insults to make a mid
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Battle Of The Sexes
Source: California PsychicsOh, what a difference a chromosome can make! We all know that people, regardless of gender, are likely to bear some (or all!) of the most common traits associated with their sun sign. However, in the realm of astrological love and compatibility, we tend to believe that certain sign combinations hold more promise than others. For the most part, this is true. But, did you know that the astrological traits are affected by gender? Astrologically speaking, from attraction and interaction to reaction, men and women are as different as their anatomy. Now let's take a look at the differences between men and women by sign - when it comes to attracting and interacting in love. Check out each zodiac sign's best and worst sides in love! AriesThe Aries Female is an energetic, flirtatious force of nature who wants to be swept off her feet and cherished, but will step on your toes the minute she feels she is being smothered. She is most attracted to good looking,
Battle Of The Djs --
ATTENTION ALL LOUNGE OWNERS Do you want to Find Out if your Lounge DJ's are good? How do they compare to other DJ's in The Lounges? Do they have the right stuff to be the best? Well If you have ask yourself that questions This is your chance to find out the Answers The First Annual Fubar Battle of DJ's The Rules are Simple 1. One DJ per lounge 2. Lounge Owners and Djs has to be inside the hosting Lounge 3. Must Play 1 hour of A Music Mix of Their Choice. 4. Must Be A Talkive DJ. Enter fee For Event is 10,000 Fubucks To Enter the Event Spend a Email And The Enter Fee DJ-Dr. RocknRoll@ fubar The Event Will Take Place 8/30/08 Starting Time: 12:00 CST Ending Time: Until A Winner! Hosting Lounge is (repost of original by 'DJ-Dr. RocknRoll' on '2008-08-19 18:59:52')
A Battle You Want Wanna Miss!
DJ HIGHTECH Vs DJ SWING NAKED! 50,000 FUBUCKS TO THE WINNING DJ! CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY
Battle Of The Djs (as Designed By Meko)
You think you or your DJS got what it takes to handle the one and only!!! Fubar First Annual... OF If so check below for info from the supporting lounge..... The Rules are Simple 1. One DJ per lounge 2. Lounge Owners and Djs has to be inside the hosting Lounge 3. Must Play 1 hour of A Music Mix of Their Choice. 4. Must Be A Talkive DJ. Enter fee For Event is 10,000 Fubucks To Enter the Event Send a Email And The Enter Fee DJ-Dr. RocknRoll@ fubar The Event Will Take Place 8/30/08 Starting Time: 12:00 CST Ending Time: Until A Winner! Hosting Lounge is Just click a picture to go to the supporting lounge.....Designed by:Dj meko (repost of original by 'Dj_Meko@The Music Mania' on '2008-08-27 05:09:23')
Battle Of The New Rock Music 08/26/08
Tuesday and Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Tuesday 8/26/08 Last Night It Was: Slipknot - Psychosocial V.S. Anberlin - The Feel Good Drag The Vote Was 7 - 3 Slipknot Ramains Your Champion and is on one Hell of a Roll! They Will Return Thursday night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me .. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Battle Of Lions
If you want to read the rest of this important forecast and Obama's prediction sign up for Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/newsletter/ Blessings to all Dr. Turi Battle Of Lions 8/28/2008 Dear Reader; If you are a VIP just a little note to let you know that another “Cosmic Code” has gone to your mailbox today. Out of thousands newsletters sent out we have 53 returns which means some of you did not get it. If you are a VIP ONLY and did not receive it please but call your ISP “internet Service Provider” to accept Dr. Turi’s large files and submit your request to Mike at dr.turi@cox.net to catch up. Even though I gave away the 2008 Moon Power a while ago some old people are not computer literate or are using Web TV making the downloading very difficult if possible at all. Thus I have to do it the regular way by submitting the “Daily and Monthly Forecast For all” until the end of year 2008. Also I want to thank you and welcom
Battle Of The Sex
First off I would like to comment on Women rights activists, You are all pieces of insecure shit. Do you know why men dominate? I will give you an example, In 2002 the government, and military did response training, man vs. women. It was to see who is a better soldier. They sent them in the jungle with a sidearm .45 and that was it. Then they had a person who was wearing a vest of course, come at them with a gun pointed at them. EVERY FEMALE LOST THAT EXERCISE! They always got shot first( blanks). The men immediately pulled the trigger and shot the enemy first. That is why women make horrible officials, not enough testoserone. In order to be in charge, you must be dominate, to be dominate you must have to back up your mouth, Women just plain and simple cannot do the same things men can. It doesn't make us better than women, just different. And not all men are stupid either, I fucking promise you I am smarter than 99.99% of the general population. I am not a redkneck talkin shit. All I
Battle Zone
those who fight with all their might those who kill its such a thrill those who steal its all so real those with swords and knives who kill others for their lives those with armour silver and gold who buy and sell slaves with every hold sex slaves for pleaseure are top sellers of the trade as they march them around like its a parade men for warriors to fight in the games women to cheer and yell as they scream out their names as they call upon the dragon to blow the red hot flame to kill and eat the weak who are not quick but let alone they feed the tiger the sick children scream and cheer as the men get mawled and and eaten as men let alone get beaten the guards throw a woman into the arena she screames and yells out her name is SERENA the dragon stops and gazes as if he was in a few mazes she walks to him and whispers her name he looks at her like she is part of the game he chases her through the arena she screams but i am serena, the great warrior the one wh
Battle Rapping
The Battle's Scent
The war rages on We must all Receive our share of carnage. There is more Than enough to go around No one must miss out Give their entire share. Meat, bloody meat Never, no never Met in defeat. We are always victorious Fleeing from one battle To the next Muttering babbles of false honor To attempt the gain of respect From the opposite forces. Tiptoe in the crimson puddles Inching your way Through shadows path. The hunger leads You on to their lair The fumes of decay Trailing around you To bury the true scent. The hunters look out For more prey Lingering about the path. While the feast Still plays on Celebrating the carnivorous victory.
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The Battle With In
The Battle With-In The demons with-in want to keep me in that deep dark hole in my soul. I fight every day to stay alive. I struggle to stay happy and smile. Every time I think I am close to healing and filling the deep dark hole in my soul, those demons with-in pull me back in. I can’t win. I push them away and they just keep coming back for me again, and again. I cry out, lord help me! There’s no answer. He can’t hear me over the screams of pain. The demons with-in cause scars and pain to my soul. I cry out Lord Help me, somebody help me, anybody, please. The demons with-in pull me deeper into the hole of my soul. They will never release me. They won’t let me be happy. The pain, I just want to die, and be done with all the pain. Then two faint voices cry out, over all the screams of pain. They sound as if they are crying and saying. Daddy please don’t give up; keep fighting the demons with-in for us. We love you very much. So I keep battling the demons with-in. It’s an every da
Battle Of The Dj In The Underground
The Battleground! hasn't heard REAL hard cor METAL! till now! Promoting Snake Eyes Radio # 1 on Fubar today @ 5pm est 4pm central I'm taking on: ROUND THREE IS- DJ IP AKA INSANE PATIENT @ SNAKE EYES RADIO DJ WHO @ ZOMBIE NATION DJ WARHAMMER @ RED'S RAGE Here is where you vote for your FAV! Dj http://battlegrounds.tripod.com/ The Battle Grounds http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=62316
Battle Finals
THE BATTLEGROUNDS PRESENTS FINALS BATTLE WEDNESDAY NOV. 5TH AT 6PM CENTRAL TIME THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS ONLY LINKS CONTAINING BULLYS TO YOUR BATTLE MAY BE DROPPED AT LOUNGE OWNER'S APPROVAL. FAILURE TO ABIDE THIS RULE WILL DISQUALIFY YOU NO FUKKIN BAGHEADS!!! SHIT TALKING IS ENCOURAGED THIS IS A BATTLE HOUSE SET LENGTH IS 30 MINUTES WINNERS WILL HAVE THEIR LOUNGE BANNER AND BANNER FOR HOMEPAGE POSTED IN THE BATTLEGROUND FOR ONE WEEK. ALL DECISIONS BY JUDGES ARE FINAL 1 ROUND 4 WINNERS THROWIN DOWN WINNER OF FINALS WILL TAKE ON DJ Z0MBIE THURSDAY NOV 6TH 7PM CENTRAL TIME MIC OPTIONAL FOR BATTLE WINNER OF FINAL ROUND BATTLES ZOMBIE FOR TITLE THANX IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE WHO TAKES PART!! JUST CLICK THE BANNER AND WE WILL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!
Batte Of The Sexes Auction ~ Round Iv & V
Battle of the Sexes ~ Round IV This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction There is no entry fee for entering the auction!!! The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack Battle of the Sexes ~ Round V This will be a Fu-Bucks ONLY Auction The top 5 Males along with the Top 5 Females will be auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge.
The Battle Of Verdun - The Greatest Balttle Ever
Phase 1 - The preparations before the Battle The Great War in 1914 and 1915 The Great War, or as we now call it - the First World War, began on 4 August 1914. By the end of that year all movement of the armies had ceased and the war had become an immobile trench war. In 1915 several attempts were made to forcibly achieve a decisive breakthrough. However, these attempts all failed and only lead to terrible losses. Both parties were convinced that 1916 would be the year of their crucial victory. Germany expected to have this at Verdun. The allies tried to realise their victory through a joint operation at the river Somme. Click here to see the map of the Battle of Verdun 1916 The German plan of attack The German commander-in-chief General Erich von Falkenhayn considered England to be Germany’s most important enemy. He believed England would collapse as soon as France, their most important ally, would be defeated. That is why a target had to be found that would be so impor
Battle Of The Sexes Auction - Men
Battle of the Sexes ~ Round IV This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction (Cash Conversation Rate at Bottom) Remember: The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack & the top 5 Males (along with the Top 5 Females) auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge. Check out these luscious men up for auction ~ Go get yourself one... or more!!!
Battle Of The Sexes: Dj Kasper
Want your chance to own me?? Then come bid on me in the Battle of the Sexes Auction! Click the pic below! Auction ends November 25th, Noon est Don't forget to show the lovely hostess some love!
Battle Of The Sexes: Sexy B
Sexy B is up for sale!!!! I am for sale in the Battle of the Sexes!! Click the pic below! Auction ends November 25th, Noon est Don't forget to show the lovely hostess some love!
Battle Of The Sexes: Crow
I am for sale in the Battle of the Sexes!! Click the pic below! Auction ends November 25th, Noon est Don't forget to show the lovely hostess some love!
Battles
Battles never won Promise of new challenges Anticipation
The Battle Rages By David Stanley Bell
the battle rages on desire obsession the nights I see the awake out of focus scattered numbing thoughts drama upon drama sense of self slipping away shrouded in secrecy there breathes another life within draining away energy life purpose resolve darkness oozes inside out in conflict with me the battle rages on what do I need? what is right? do I have the courage to see?
Battle Not Monsters (the Sequel)
Here's one you can point and laugh at. So, while I was asleep, one of of the random shouts I got was from a green member with the obligatory picture of the blonde, big-breasted model as her display pic. She's a level 7, posting as a 22-year-old female. Her: monster Me: I prefer "Red Bull" to "Monster." The taste is a lot more subtle. Her: hehe your not a red bull your a really monster.... Me: Don't get me wrong, those Monster coffee drinks are good, too.. Her: no no no your face is monster just like a morster dont get offend dear Me: Why do you say that? Just curious. Me: Do you see fangs? Scales? A big horn in the center of my forehead? Fur? (Well, the fur, I acknowledge) Me: A little tip for surviving here, because you're obviously very new and probably don't talk to many real people yet... Me: Don't make negative comments about people's appearances when you have no approved salute and you're hiding your real appearance behind the picture of a model. Her: i
Battle Of The Sexes
It’s A Battle Of The Sexes That’s Right I Said A Battle Of The Sexes! New Years Eve 8pm – 1am EST! We need teams so come on in and find out the details to see if YOU have what it takes to win The Battle Of The Sexes!
Battle Of The Sexes
It’s A Battle Of The Sexes That’s Right I Said A Battle Of The Sexes! New Years Eve 8pm – 1am EST! We need teams so come on in and find out the details to see if YOU have what it takes to win The Battle Of The Sexes!
Battlegrounds
I fear I dream I scream I see the faces of those that race to rush me to my demise. They are gonna get me or will I escape this time? I can fight I am brave I bleed Protective of the ones I love and hold dear. We are in this together, my brothers & I. Trained for this battleground with experience alone. On the peaceful nights, I look up to the sky seeking an answer or a sign. Is God out there? Watching over me... us? The battle starts again suddenly. Defenses up & we are ready. We are growing Learning as we go Together we survive. Each day is new with lessons learned. Life Death We respect and fear Life for the unknowns in it Death for its permanency. We are told there is peace in death, but is there? I am a soldier on a different battleground. No, I didn't volunteer for this. Never asked or wanted it. We fight a different battle with the same message. I would trade battlefields in an instant. To experience this all for a purpose.
Battle
Fierce warrior. Hear the battle sounds. Thunder rolling through the sky, It's Aries war cry. Shaking ground from The feet of worthy men. Adrenaline pumping Hearts thumping. Seek and destroy Seek and destroy Survival of the fittist. The clash of metal Echoing through the shouts Bone to bone, The crunch vibrates down your body. Rivers of red Flow fresh with the rising sun. A ground where Man is no longer Man. It's the beast within. Bared teeth. Voice growling. Daring you to step in his domain. ATTACK It happens in a flash. You or him could be laying on Your back. Battle grounds. Where the beast is set free. And Aries smiles with glee. copyrights....Ashlae Grisham
Battle Of The Profiles!!
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Battle Of The Profiles (round 1)
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Battle Of The Djs Goin Down In Devils Heaven Two!
ATTENTION ALL METAL DJ'S IN FU-LAND!!!!!! DEVILS HEAVEN TWO will be hosting a BATTLE OF THE DJ'S ON APRIL 29th, STARTING AT 6 PM EST time.     If any DJ's are interested:     Please get ahold of our head enforcer @ http://www.fubar.com/user/2511364 CONTACT ME shoutbox message/comment/ PM   This way we can set up times in which each of you can represent yourselves/lounges and your FAVORITE METALLLLLLLL!!!   PRIZES!!! (cause who doesn't love them?!) First Prize - Auto 11's or A Cherry Bomb Second Prize - 5 credit bling Third prize - 1 credit bling   Contest is free to enter!!!    HOWEVER Donations to judges would greatly be appreciated!!!   SO! LETS TEAR IT UP! SHOW US ALL WHAT YOU'VE GOT! AND LETS HAVE A GREAT BATTLE!   Thanks Everyone!! Hope to hear from some of you soon! -DJ Lizzie McLiz-      
Battle Of The Sexes
ALL STAFF MEMBERS ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A FREINDLY COMPETITION. IT IS A BATTLE OF THE SEXES,STORM STYLE! THE STAFF MEMBER WHO CAN GET THE MOST MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX TO JOIN THE LOUNGE WILL WIN AUTO 11 TO VERIFY ALL RESULTS, THE NEW MEMBER WILL NEED TO COMMENT ON THE BLOG PROVIDED FOR THE BATTLE. ONE WILL BE MARKED WOMEN AND ONE MEN, ON STORMIES PAGE CONFIRMING THE STAFFER WHO INVITED THEM. THIS COMPETITION STARTS SATURDAY 4/25 AT 12:01PM EST AND RUNS UNTIL 11:59PM FRIDAY 5/1  COMMENTS MUST BE IN PLACE BEFORE END OF COMPETITION.. TY AND LETS GET READY TO BATTLE..

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