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My Heart
I give my heart to easy, then I get hurt. How much more is a person supposed to take? Because I can't take much more. I'm sitting here hurting and don't know how to fix it. If someone has the answers, please tell me.
I Want To Be The One
I want to be the oneYou see in your dreams,The one that wont make everythingRip open at the seams.I want to be the oneThat makes you happy inside,The one you run toWhen the world makes you wanna hide.I want to be the first one you look forWhen you walk in a crowd,The one you missWhen Im not around.I want to be the oneYou show off to your friends,The one you wont leave standing aloneWith no one to cry to in the end.I want to be the oneWho picks you up when you fall,The one you want to talk to,The first one youll call.I want to be the one you look atAnd say shes the one
Blinded by the dust, That was stirring from your stride A cruelty so unjust, The pollution won't subside I'll be lending you my heart, 'Til you find one of your own And maybe then you'll start to feel the the pain I call 'alone'. When the pain inside you drives you Out of your fucking mind There will be no need to show you Why I drove you out of mine And when the obvious imposes On your unsuspecting thoughts I'll be sure to send you roses So that when each petal rots You'll dwell on every ashen bridge That sheltered every stream And the burnt inside you image Of your every broken dream. When karma finally finds you, Could you thank it twice for me Once for all you put me through, Then for what you stole from me
An Awesome Poem
(author is unknown to me) "slut without apologies (where pills fail me)" all right so maybe i like spending most of my time with my hands between my legs maybe i like a little kink with my love maybe i'm happiest when i'm in bed with someone feeling them slam into me hard rough fierce cum and emotions flow with it sticky sweet and tender call me a slut if it'll make you understand or say i'm a free spirit wanna know why i am such a whore? why i succumb to slavery to being sacrificed over and again? because i don't allow myself to express feelings in the canned soup we call life i let myself go bland but in sex in bondage in pure unadulterated fucking i can be me i can cry and scream and let my feelings go i can be helpless and vulnerable and loved and the sweet relief of orgasm tires me out so that i can recover from the intensity of feeling everything i left bottled on forgotten
A New One
And in the Beginning The sea, ebb and flow Undulating whitecaps surge sending a deathblow to those that are alien No longer willing to share. Reclaiming whats owed The way it used to be then before they abused the invitation to come and share in the bounties of. Foolish man, thinking he can have it all his way but nature protects that which she created first the good, the pure, the pleasing. cc/amawitch 2006
A Perfect Pair
Aww I Didnt Even Break A Million!
Your Life Is Worth... $814,000 How Much Is Your Life Worth?
For A Friend Who Didnt See The World Around Him
Tim remember when we talked about what could inspire I said to look around your self, to seek out the fire. To look beyond your simple world and open up your eyes The world is full of miracles and also full of lies. The homeless man, his dirty clothes a bag of can's in hand The scarey woman, wrinkled old I thought you'd understand. The kinder act of taking off your coat so warm and new, and putting it on the shoulders of the needy person next to you. The little girl who may not have a sucker but once a year buy a bag of them and give to the shelter you live near. The man you know who is a bit lost in a world of fog the ones that people laugh at with less kindness than a dog. And then you make your mind up to change a persons day by smiling, or a gift of love And you will feel ok. You will return to all you have thankful that its there and write about it once or twice your inspiration share. Ah, but don't th
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What Vamp Power Do You Have
You scored as Shape shift. You are most like a Shape shifter. Can't catch you cause your already gone!! Come play with me!Shape shift81%Mind Control63%Perception56%Shadow walking50%Charisma50%Telepathy50%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with
Just A Silly Poem
Chocolate You ask me, I'll tell you If you must really know My weakness, my first love when feeling real low. and talk about that week that natures unkind I'm cranky and nasty about out of my mind. Give me chocolate bon bons, chocolate stars chocolate icecream and chocolate bars. If you want me to smile and you want me to grin if you want me happy when I am P.M.Sing. If you like me alot and you want to make friends If you want me to forget and to make amends, Give me chocolate candy chocolate milk chocolate almonds and chocolate silk. Any thing chocolate is welcome to me Its my favorite flavor So get some for me. © Copyright 2004 Amawitch-granny witch
No Comment From Me!!!!!!!!!!!
You Are Smokin' Hot You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal. Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally. Are You Hot?
Roses And Such
The Roses aren't red for her anymore They are dead and squashed on the garden floor Someone decided a long time ago, that these beautiful flowers had to go. The goddess she cries when she thinks of the loss of her children, the roses now covered with moss And though vengence is not a part of her scheme This is different, this was murder, loudly she screams. And all of the seasons hearing her call Send opposite weather to the world over all Where is rains, it now shines, arid and dry Where it shines it now thunders, rain filled skie And the goddess she has the biggest surprise Boots to big to see with both eyes And downward she stomps, having a fit Says " I feel better," and thing settled a bit. So humans be careful just what you decide to pull, kill, or weed out, you might cause a tide If the goddess wants roses,or any old flower We better listen, cause her boots, they got power. © Copyright 2005 Amawitch-granny witch
Oh Crap!
You'd think that getting a crayon stuck up one's nose would be rather difficult considering it was one of those fat ones the slow kids use. Apparently I am one of those slow kids.... I can't get the damn thing out now. Er.. I mean... I have this friend...
Written From Todays Youth's Point Of View
I am what I am This is the way I need to be me When I don't know what I want to be. My purple hair, pierced tongue and nose painted face, torn, and faded clothes. Confusion shows plainly on my face You only have to listen to my case. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't have no fun Yet that's what I see in everyone. "Oh, grow up", "no, your way to young" Which one is it, forked tongue. I am not sad, or bad, or confused Just a teen, trying to be amused. But where do I go, and what do I do I can only depend on that from you. You have to be there to understand That we're both living in alien land. So ignore the masks, the poses and stuff and remember that this world is tough. It was for you and it is for me So trust that I'll be the best I can be. © Copyright 2006 Amawitch-granny witch
Like We Didnt Already Know
You Are a Fun Flirt You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know. Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm. You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches. You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
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I Got
You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
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It's Here
Ok the weekend is officially here!!! everybody have a good one!!!
How Much Have You Changed In 10 Years?
You've Changed 72% in 10 Years Compared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal. In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it! How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?
It is so peaceful On my island of Dreams Wide open spaces Vivid Blue Skies Pure Yellow sands Warm Blue Waters That go on and on for miles Birds singing in the trees The gentle sound of Water Playing upon the shore The feel of the sun Warm upon your face Gentle winds blowing To keep your body cool Close your eyes And leave your cares behind And welcome to my Island The island of my dreams Dave Emmerson
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Trying To Catch Time
Creeping Stepping softly so as not to disturb the earth I peek around the edges of my awareness Hoping to see the exact minute that time passes, and the dark gives in to day. Quietly I slither, making ne'er a sound To a place I know where day dances with dark The silent struggle between them, few humans see Daily ritual with a temporary winner. I'm close, I can feel it, they have coupled A grey blending of bright light and dark ebony I step forward, the grass protests my invasion Looking down and seeking forgiveness, I miss it. As I lift my head, day has won the battle Shining bright in a winners splendor Spreading her arms in victory, her trophy the sun I sadly return to consciousness, only to try again. Hosted by Sparkle Tags © Copyright 2002 Amawitch-granny witch
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
Janet The Magic Butterfly
Flying high in the sky, without a care in the world, Janet the magical butterfly soared up and down. Looking and hoping for someone to play with. Up and down, round and round she flew, looking into all the gardens as she flew. Then out in front of her she saw Madison and Florencia playing in their back garden. Swooping down she landed on the rose bush at the back of the garden. "Hello Madison and Florencia", she said, "Do you fancy playing a game with me?" "Who said that?" wondered Florencia Madison just looked puzzled, as he heard the voice as well. "It's me I'm Janet, down on the rose bush at the bottom of the garden. Both Girls looked at each other and ran the whole length of the garden, stopping smartly beside the roses. "Hello" said the Girls excitedly, "We didn't know butterflies could talk and how did you know our names". By now the Girls were giggling away to themselves. "I'm a magical butterfly, who goes around to play with children and maybe even
What Kind Of Dog Should You Have?
You Should Own a Husky Athletic, free-spirited, and perfect for cuddling What Kind of Dog Should You Have? The funny thing is I had one. Her pics are in my photo's....I miss her! In 1hr
sucks but yes...i fucking haTe work. its stupid. its not that im lazy or anything. i just haTe working. and right now i deliver pizzas, fascinating i know! but it is rather homosexual and i dont wanna do it anymore. although i will seriously SERIOUSLY miss the rocking out that goes down. i mean, thats purty much all ya do. drive around and rock out. this one douche thats been there for about 2 months says to me the other day "yeah, a lot of times i dont even have my radio on at all when im delivering" i just turned around and walked away from him. seriously, whatta tool. its honestly the best part. that and no one constantly on your case. whatever. it blows. and i haTe it. i need a sugar mama or actually find something i can make money at and im actually amused by it. i haTe blogging. this shit pisses me even more off cause now im gonna keep thinking and dwelling on how much i really haTe my life right now. but elvis is on. fuckin love elvis.
Something Wrote ... Unfinished Bcause The Reason Is Gone
To My Friend I'm scared of the things you know You have my eyes The windows to your soul Myself at 22 I see in you Heart of strength and fire But underneath something infinitely tired In my eyes i know your soul... in your eyes i know my soul Only you know the things I feel Pain known only to you I feel endlessly
What Kind Of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Um... What The Hell?
What is the deal with all the youth talking about "bringing sexy back"? Did it go somewhere while I wasn't looking? pffft. Look, kids. As long as the Queen of England is still alive and kicking, sexy never went anywhere.
I Don't Agree With This One.
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%WereWolf84%Faerie83%Mermaid75%Dragon67%Demon50%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
Weather Gurl
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
How's Your Taste In Music?
Your Taste in Music: Country: Highest Influence Progressive Rock: Highest Influence 80's Rock: High Influence Hair Bands: High Influence 80's Alternative: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
My Life...
Well if possible it feels like my life is at a stand still. All I seem to do is go to class and then party. I try to find other things to do but living in a town like I do and bein single there are not many choice's on what to do unless I wanna just get drunk. To some that sounds like a bullet proof plan but it gets old after a while. So lets just set back and see if my life will pick up and continue haha.
What I Am
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?
Who's Your Daddy?
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp What You Call Him: Daddy-o Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy? LMAO......hahahaha
It was a cold and snowy day. The tree limbs were heavy with the freshly fallen snow. The sky was if night and day merged to become one entity. I awoke to the smell of freshly brewed coffee.....As I slowly rose out of bed I realized something wasn't quite right. An uneasy feeling overcame me and I suddenly felt scared! I slipped my bare feet into my fuzzy slippers as I had every morning of the last three years that I had lived in the wilderness. I slowly crept to the kitchen to investigate the smell that had woke me in the first place. The hallway, though narrow, seemed massive and long. With every step I took a new wave of fear would come over me. I finally made it to the entrance to the kitchen. Not sure of what awaited me on the other side of the door, I shuttered! Was I really going in there?? As if in a dream, an outer body state, I took the plunge and pushed the door open!!! There it was in front of me, standing ever was green and shiny and I k
I Updated My Profile
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You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
Me And My Ass Kickin
so i purty much rule...i just cant help it.
Haunted By Your Past
How did it get this far I wonder what will be for us tomorrow... You have too much history With the demons of your past All I see in you now is a misery that lasts... Maybe you'll change? I doubt it... Come up for air? I doubt it... Will I be here...for I can't see myself living in this dark... It's too dismal watching you being HAUNTED BY YOUR PAST. I'm not saying I don't accept you for who you truly are But the pain of all you bear alone won't get us very far... Maybe this will change? I doubt it... Come up for some air? I doubt it... Will I be here...for I doubt it.
Are You American?????????????????
You Are 84% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
Fear . . .
I Love You ! That is what your untrustworthy lips spoke to me the night your soul and mine broke out in battle. As i sat trying to absorb everything, my soul began to grow angry.How can you tell me you love me and yet bring yourself to lay your filthy hands upon me. Cowardness drove you to that point. The fear of loosing control. Helplesness began to flood my body as scattered hands slammed aimlesly upon my trembling body. My anger slowly begins to fade and dark rage begins to settle inside me. My eyes glow with insanity as i leap upon you and return the pain you have brought me. Fits of insanity help me thru the night and battle. My lungs fill with air and quickly empty as i scream out for help. People flood the dark damp street as they listen to a 20 yr old girl get beat. Rushing down a flight of stairs, running to hold onto her life she stop and turns to see the people that had gathered to listen to her life be beaten away from her. Her eyes fill with fury as she screa

You'll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. "Humid" is over 25%. Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one. You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat. You know what the Continental Divide is. You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. You went to Casa Bonita as a child. You bought your car from John Elway. You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football... You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for
Fundamentalist Christian
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back t
I Quit
Goofy Ass Game Way fun.......
What Type Of Weather Are You?
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?
No Questions, Please.
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko60%Average50%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with
Holiday On Zebulon 9 Part Two
READ PART ONE FIRST, THEY POST THE MOST RECENT POST FIRST. "Corn?" I asked. The beads of sweat on my forehead now made a downward trek towards my eyelids and my pants felt a little fuller. The large man who positioned himself to be my judge and jury held aloft a sparkling ear of corn. "This is the corn of judgment given to our people by the great and benevolent machine of knowledge is the instrument of your judgment." Great, I thought. This is turning out to be one scarily stupid turn of events. "The great and benevolent machine has stood as our protector for thousands of years and has never failed us." "Hey listen bub; I don't think you understand the situa... "SILENCE! the large man boomed. "You will not speak. You will not address the grand inquisitor. You will not even fart without my permission and I have not chosen to give it." He raised the hand containing the golden ear of corn and commanded his followers to prepare me for the execution. They forcefully dragged me to my feet
Holiday On Zebulon 9 Part One
(Short Sci-Fi story I've been fiddling with. It was meant to be a very short story so it begans in that manner. I quickly decided to give it more depth so the style of writing changes as the story progresses) One day I was driving in my beat-up Ford pick-up truck when I was abducted by 6 gay astronauts. Bill, Steve, Chuck, Bruce, Howard, and Skip. The interior of their spacecraft was fuchsia and decorated with posters of half-naked men in velvety underpants posing like Greek statues. After what seemed like forever, they all entered my holding cell in latex cowboy outfits. One of them was holding a Gloria Gaynor record. "Now we shall all dance while Skip probes your anus for chocolate candies and assorted knick knacks!" Said Bill. Steve placed the dusty record on the turntable and lowered the needle onto the slightly warped black disc. The music began to pound in my ear like like a horny monkey with a bad sense of direction. Skip sauntered up to my bed and began to roll me over. D
Life Lesson Learned
I closed another chapter in my life. i seen some gorgeous sites while i was on my adventure to minnesota. the person i visited was a waste of time. selfish, and a player comes to mind.. i just hope that some day i can find a man who can look at me or talk about me the way he did about someone. his eyes turned a deep ocean blue.. you could tell he is in love with her.. yeah a waste of time. but that is ok.. life is going good.. and i couldnt be much happier.. just sad that i could of gotten that stuff down here in austin and went to the bar and drank it away. i did a lot of thinkin driving back down. i am doing good. i am not on line much anymore due to the fact i live near my brother near ft worth. well i guess that is all i have to say..
wind in his hair, Throttle in his hand, He pushes his iron horse to the brink of exostion. The screaming of his heart Matching only the low howl of the wind. People mark his passing Only noting the mask of loneliness etched across his leathered face. No words come with their question Only a thundering silence with his presence. finding no peace he returns to the road. A man lost in an indifferent world. Some call him savage. some call him warrior. few call him friend. Patrick Maxey March 11, 2002.
This Is Me
Wello there peeps. This is the place where i get to say what the hell i like about myself & i don't care if i upset myself, because i am a big boy now & i can take it. I guess by now, some of you know me as a mad englishman, well you are 100% wrong. I am a 110% mad englishman, who has a great sense of humour, but the more you get to know me, the more nuttier i get. I have recently bounced back from being depresse4d, because i lost my mum 2 years ago very suddenly & most unexpectedly, in a freak accident. I am not going into details, other than i was in a world where i did not want to be & the person you see on this profile was just a morose, dreary sad & painful shell of his forner self. With the aid of 2 very close & dear friends who both regard me as family & i do the same with them, have got me out of my depression & i have helped them with theirs & together we got me back on track, to where i should be. Today, you see me where i was & i am very glad to be back, but while
I agree with part of it, NOT a piano player. You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test
What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Sunrise You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?
So many nights we talked on the phone told myself it was just better than being alone making me laugh with your sarcastic wit but our sense of humor did always fit togather we faced many a foe knowing where the other would go then i realized i felt you too deep i went away determined to keep A secret what i felt for you thinking you would want me to How could you feel this way when it was suppose to be just play So i distanced myself and moved on but something inside me was gone laughing and jokingly tried to pretend but i was sorely missing my friend Then you found me there crying said i was fine you said i was lying That's when you reach out your hand and once again you helped me to stand Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Her piercing gave makes me blush. A main of silk calls for my touch. Satin lips taught me with kisses I crave, The simplest touch sets my soul ablaze. Her beauty is only machted by the first rays of dawn. The power of venus flows through her veins. Mortal man enthralled make offerings to the goddes, Realizing to late they have no wings to soar. for she is an Angel Unattainable by earthbound men. Patrick maxey december 2, 2002
Qualities I Look For.
I think that most women look for most of these qualities in a man, I know these are just a few thing I want. I want a man who will be there for me when I am sick,to hold me and tell me that I will be better soon. I want a man who is not afraid to hold my hand in public,one that is not afraid of what his friends will say when he says oh here comes my girl. A man who is willing to stand up for me if his friends or any other man is talking about me,as I would for him. A sweet,romantic man who knows how to make his woman feel special and wanted. Someone who will wrap his arms around me a night to make me feel loved and safe, and give me hugs for no reason. I want a man who will stand beside me threw anything and everything, even when things get tough. Someone who will tell me how beautiful I look after I have spent my time fixing myself up real nice for him. A man whos heart belongs to me and only me, and who cant see his future being good without me in it. Someone who will tell me that

hello Current mood: blah well nothing much is goin on...i work at 7pm today till fun...i almost had to get up at 7am to get a ride up there with my bf andy but he said that he would get off an hour or so earlier and then just come get me i was like ok cuz he can just make up that hour he missed on another day which is what he usually does if he leaves early....i wonder how tonight is gonna be...probably boring...but thats ok cuz my friend mimi is gonna be there and i think my friend elizabeth works till 10pm and i know mimi works till i do cuz she told me day before yesterday which is cool i like havein something there that i really talk to alot it helps time go by...i dont really got much to say...i did get payed yesterday and i bought a hoodie from hot topic that has cat ears on the hood...ill have to take a pic of it sometime and post it...anyways im gonna get goin so i can find out what i want to wear to work today..LaterZ (this is a blog i had posted in

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My Love
I do believe in love...i also believe that you can't control who you fall in love with, but once you do, i do believe that you have to work at it to make it last or else it will go away. i have been in some pretty bad relationships. I am a divorced mom of two kids. My ex husband would look at other females with me there and say he wanted to fuck them. Shouldn't i have been the only one that he wanted to sleep with. needless to say, i lost all respect for him and fell out of love. not to mention that he let himself go and nothing was ever good enough for him. We were married for 4 years I left him for someone else that was 9 years younger then me (big mistake) and was told by him that i was a bitch and that no one would want me. I left him after a year and a half after he started becoming abusive to me and my kids. you can say what you want about me, but not about my children. I am now seeing the most wonderful man on earth (I know all have the most wonderf
Celtic Zodiac
You Are An Ash Tree You are vivacious and impulsive, which makes you extremely attractive to many. Intelligent and demanding, you don't care much for criticism. You have a ton of ambition and talent, and sometimes money rules your heart. You like to play with fate, and you can be very egotistical and restless. Demanding of attention, you need love and a lot of emotional support. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Morph Pic
If anyone wants to make me a morph pic that would be great.
Prettiest Beaver
Hey everyone I'm in the prettiest beaver contest here is the link please vote for me. You have to leave a comment. Thanks everyone
A sadness in her eyes, she dreams of butterflies. She's never had a true friend, someone she could always depend. she cries herself to sleep, silently her soul does weep. pain so deep it can't be seen, joy something she's learned to feign. She shows only what she want's to, A part of her is always blue. Don't ask she won't tell, you'll hear her say she's happy as hell. Believe me that's all you'll see, Everything appears as it should beHosted by Sparkle Tags
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
What's Good
What's good everyone? Just posting in my blog. Umm ok, here was my far.Hour by 6am :Got up,ready,and dressed for work 7:15am : Officially late-was suppose to be at work by 6:45 8am: After a stop at Dunkin Doughnuts-I got to work 9am to 2 pm: Worked until I got a call from my younger sister's principal..she got ISS 2:30 pm I was at my sister's school..and dealt with the principal and the teacher. 3:00 Finally I got home Uhhh and now I'm watching Oprah??????? WTF And I'm babysitting my best friend's kids tonight! Okay? Alright! Lady T

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You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
How Things Change
Sorry, this is not a sex story. More of a rant. I have come to the conclusion that with all of the technology provided to us we have become less personal. Sometimes it seems that the normal courtesy of even saying bye is lost in the world of instant messaging and email. If you were on the phone or talking to someone in person, would you just walk off and leave? Would you not say bye? If someone walks up to you would you just ignore them like you aren’t there? How did we become so impersonal? No wonder our kids today don’t have any verbal communication skills or an idea how to act in a group of people. They are sitting behind a computer or a phone text messaging. Personally I miss the days of a proper conversation. It is sad to see such a wonderful trait lost in this technology world.
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Sweet Jesus!! Lol
I like slower days.....
Hi Im Brianna and Im a full time phone sex operator. I am on this site as a way to not always be on the job
Please Help And You Might Be Rewarded.
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Dont Smoke Dont Drink What Do Ya Do
So I was taking a nap at work, because I'm the boss and I can do that, and I had a dream I was running around the place nekkid. I better wake up soon. This is freakishly realistic.
Its The Weekend
ok were is the sex arty at we are all horny lol
In and out Faster oh faster In and out Harder baby harder In and out Slurp slurp Yummy oh so yummy In and out Push it deeper and deeper Oh yes yes Do it to me In and Out No sweeter motion the you pushing In and out
Try This In Mexico
Try this in Mexico >> >> If you are ready for the adventure of a >> lifetime, TRY THIS: >> >> Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind >> immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any >> of that nonsense. >> >> Once there, demand that the local government >> provide free medical care for you and your entire >> family. >> >> Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. >> >> Demand free bilingual local government >> forms, bulletins, etc. >> Procreate abundantly.Deflect any criticism >> of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive >> behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You >> would not understand, pal." >> >> Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old >> Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in >> your front window or on your car bumper. >> >> Speak only English at home and in public and >> insist that your children do likewise. >> >> Demand classe
A Story From The Past
ok so everybody here is the story of my friday the 13th.... ok it starts at midnight and i am drunk and being an asshole...i guess, i really don't remember...i think i may have pissed off some good friends, which is really wierd cause when i get drunk i am usually calm and relaxed...but i had a bad day on the 12th...thats a whole other story...well i walk in to the second room of the club and run into my friend jess, she procedes to come running up to me and she jumps on me, i mean arms around me and wraps her legs around me. unfourtunately for me i am a lil bit tipsy and very unbalanced, i try put all my weight and hers on my right leg to keep us from falling, keep in mind i am intoxicated, when i get our balance i fractured my leg and tore several ligaments and muscles...i don't realize this and continue the night dancing and just being an ass. i do realize that i am in alot of pain but the alcohol numbs it. so i keep putting pressure on my leg and falling all over the place. but, i
Sexy Man Waving To U From Across The Way
You walk to see who this man is waving to you. You think it is a georgouse man from the idlands with long hair dark skin and muscels. With just shorts on , Watching his hair flowing and his eyes shimmering and his tan glowing. You see a mustach and sun glasses ,Then you walk over closer to him and he has only a towel wrapped around him which you thought were shorts, the towel slips off and falls to the sand. The water washes up on the shore where he stands and the towel gets wet with sand as he walks close to the water to walk in . You stand there watching him only to wish u could touch him , but instead u go into the water with him. Your bikkini falls off and you swim nude along side of him. Your hair long as his intangels with him and you look into his eyes. His hands soft holds yours and moves your hair from his. He looks at u for a moment and swims off. You swim along side of him again and then back to shore, . When u get to shore you look for your bikkini but you do not
That Girl
There's that girl with those empty eyes, you know, I've never seen her cry, She hides her face beneath black hair, I've felt her touch, Theres nothing there Her voice, it sounds so distant and hollow, Though seldom heard, it's hard to follow. Sometimes i wonder what her life is for, you think someone would want much more... Oh, sure she wants, there is no doubt, But often times she does without. I bet she longs to be set free. you ask me how i know well that girl is me!
Deal With It, Or Get The F**k Out
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT! I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we Are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, We have experienced a surge In patriotism by the majority Of Americans. However...... The dust from the attacks had Barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about The possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am Not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there Are a few things that those Who have recently come to Our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a Multicultural community Has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans...... We have our own culture, our Own society, our own language
I Am Not Racist, But You Are!
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching f

CAN'T FIND A JOB IN AMERICA ? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN)for 6am. While his coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA)was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt(MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans(MADE IN SINGAPORE)and tennis shoes(MADE IN KOREA).After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA)he sat down with his calculator(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch(MADE IN TAIWAN)to the radio(MADE IN INDIA)he got in his car(MADE IN JAPAN)and continued his search for a good payingAMERICANJOB.At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals(MADE IN BRAZIL)poured himself a glass of wine(MADE IN FRANCE)and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.AMERICA....
Fancy That
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part." Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint. The next day he receives a sm
Still Learning
I'm still new and haven't had much time to sit down and really work this site yet- so if you have left me a comment or vote, and I have not yet returned the favor please give me a little time I promise I will get back with everyone. Thanks...............
Darkest Of Hearts
A rose offered with gentle kisses beneath a tempest, my hand you take a kiss layed gently Upon it, your haunting eyes a nocturnal heart, pumping dark blood, embrace me tonight Dark prince, let me be your subservient mairly an fulfill your hellion desires....
The Sandy Floor
Sometimes my mind wanders far away from here. Sometimes I seek the desert heat blowing across the sand covered floor. The idea of a open road and no where to go seems like heaven to me. A time and a place to throw away everything I've ever known. Sometimes I just wish I could get lost in the engines roar. Sometimes I wish I didn't need more than a open road and no where to go. I just want to race the sun, and keep the shadows behind me. If I become lost enough maybe I'll find out where I'm coming from. Sometimes It's best if your broken down to the most basic of needs to see what's really important. All a man really needs is peace of mind, and enough love to pass the time. Enough danger to make it all mean something and enough anger to make it all happen. I don't want to race my brother, I just want to ride a bit longer, I don't want to steal a women's love I just want to be in her way when she feels something. I want to live a life without needs just desires. I want to be in a place w
A Poem
And Yet I Die I see the stars sparkling so bright, Within the moon kissed sky. I hear the lark so sweetly sing, Amidst the morning dawn. I smell the flower full in bloom, And see their royal pomp. And yet some place so deep within, I'm shrouded and I'm closed. The brilliance there I can't see, In mists of misery. Enshrined inside, unable thus, To touch the warmth without. I gaze upon this passion spent, And yet . . . Inside I die.
Seven Days
Seven days This beautiful winter took me away. The idea of her was so well put together. These ideas started feeling better and better. From the highest high's you know there will be a price to be paid. No one should fall from such a height not even in a dream. Even with my eyes closed in the dead of sleep she felt so real to me. She felt so good it was the cause of many more dreams. Truth be told I slept for seven more days. I drove my sprit into her and she whispered away my soul from me. I'm not foolish enough to call this love but its enough to make you for get your god has a name. Digging her finger nails into me I am no longer king, but a man on the edge of falling for ever. Screaming like the ground is coming up fast but its always ten feet away. Close my eyes and dive I don't know where I'm going. Cool blue sky's and crisp winter air captures my eyes. I bet I could sleep another seven days.
Naughty Riddles
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. ~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the
I met Troy when I was 9 years old. He was playing soccer at the time and I was just there watching. Some other kid hit me with a soccer ball and he got all upset about it. He told the kid to never do it again. We became best friends from then on. I went to as many soccer games as I could. He was always there watching for me and smiling when he did see me. I guess true friendship between Troy and I is something more meaningful. We are always there for one another and are always able to talk to each other if somethings wrong. Its been many years later and next month on the 25th will be our 3 year anniversry of being together. He's a wonderful man and I couldn't ask for anyone better. I love him with all my heart and soul. No one can really explain our relationship. We don't argue or fight. If there's a problem we work it out together. There's not a day that goes by that I don't miss him. Come December 5th I will be not home for 3 days. He and I are going to the mountians and spending

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A Poem From Boo....
When I was young and deep in sin my heart received no light within, I found no peace, no joy, no rest, I had no love or true happiness. My sister died, foretold I cried, how could this happen to me,-oh GOD! now I'm left here alone to die without a partner to lye by. My eyes were blind though I could see, I refused to face reality, I had a mind tricked to believe this spiritual life wasn't meant for me. My dayz were long my nights were cold, I knew that I would soon grow old. As I looked at my life I could see all hope was lost in me. All at once things seemed to fall, for I was snatched up by the law. there was no mercy shown for me, and I was sad as I could be. I was lost, but now I see, the lord has other plans for me, it wasn't clear to me just then, I told him of my every sin. I Asked him in my hour of need, to make me clean, he did indeed. He filled my heart with love and joy, I felt just like a newborn joy. He taught me of a life to be, wonderful for all eternity, I once was lost

There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!" The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?" One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!" What is the difference between an Aggie and a carp? One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish. Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe. How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he gets 3 hours credit. What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies? Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl. Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase? On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
Count Your Pennies
What is a billion??? The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. a. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. e. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? a. Well, if you are on
Sex Revealed
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"     LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"     QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"     CONFOUNDED SEX: A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him th
My First Blog On Lc.
Never really know what to put in these things. So here goes. I am back on here but have learned how to control my time on here. For the people who have known me for awhile on here know how bad I was. But I'm better now....hehe. I love life and my friends weither on here or the ones that surround me at home. Ok enough of the wimpy shit. I do have a warped mind and I do mean warped. I guess I'm cynical to the core and love it. YES. Cynasism rules. Like to get in good mind numbing conversations when given the time and chance. So if you think about it you have an idea where some of the conversations lead too, but not all the time. When they do they get pretty good. I do actually like to just chat and bullshit and make u laugh when I see a chance. Talk to me and u will see. So hit me up and lets chat but do read my profile if your not a friend or family. ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT.
Black Jokes 2
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch. Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street. Q: Why do blacks burry their dead upside down? A: Use em as bike racks. Q: How did they improve the transportation in harlem? A: Move the trees closer together. Q: What did the black girl say while having sex? A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans? A: No one likes the black ones. Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people? A: A rotten banana Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A. An auctionner Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months. Q: What do you call 100 black guys baried from the neck down? A: Afroturf. Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks? A: Antique farm equipment.
Black Jokes 1
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? A: The cop! Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them. Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary? A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe. Q: What is black, purple,and yellow? A: A black person goin to church. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa? A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet! Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"? A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications. Q: Why did the black man wea
The Pink Ribbon Charity Website
This morning I got to talking to an old poet friend from england, she wanted to create a web site to sell her books and take donations to help battle breast cancer. I'm honored that I get to be the one to build it for her. We're still mainly in the planning stages for the Pink Ribbon, but it's coming together rather nicely I think.
My Ex
Ok so my little girls dad has done it again. Telling me he wants me back and this time i told him he had to prove to me that he meant it, he was playing for keeps and that he wouldn't hurt me again. He said he wouldn't but i told him i still needed proof, that i couldn't just believe him again. On September 11, 2006 he told me he wanted me to move back in with him, i said i couldn't unless i knew for sure that it was forever this time. Didn't hear from him much all week, saw him tuesday (the 19th) when he brought McDonalds over for me and 2 kids because i had a migraine and couldn't cook. So as a thank you i bought him some of his favorite candy, went by his house yesterday to give it to him. strange truck in driveway with a girl answering the door, i asked him who it was and he said "my new girlfriend" i said since when, he said Monday (meaning the 18th) she is already moving in with him after only being his girlfriend for 4 days! When i said "thought you wanted me back" he said he w
Today Is The Day
Well I'm saying goodbye to my family and will be on the plane and heading to NC ------oh my God I hate to fly what the hell am I
Mexican Jokes 2
Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. ----- How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots. ----- What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof? Chingos ----- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society. ----- What do you call mexican basketball? Juan on Juan. ----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest? Me neither. ----- What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss? I don't know but it could pick lettuce good. ----- Why don't mexicans bbq? The beans fall through the little holes. ----- What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? steal a chicken ----- Did you hear about that one mexican that went to
Mexican Jokes 1
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen? They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments. ----- How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots. ----- What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof? Chingos ----- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society. ----- What do you call mexican basketball? Juan on Juan. ----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest? Me neither. ----- What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss? I don't know but it could pick lettuce good. ----- Why don't mexicans bbq? The beans fall through the little holes. ----- What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? steal a c
Sexual Hidden Talent
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Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer. Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: What does
Volume 2 -- Full Metal Panic
Kind of a long one... clocking in at 5 minutes and some change but I thought it was gripping enough to still sit through. I was told by most judges if it is over 3 minutes they start taking points off but many dramatic amv's are hard to pull off in that time. This fits the story and mood of the song very well and to me thats the main draw of a dramatic amv and that's what earned it AMV of the week... enjoy!
What Scent Are You?
Your Scent is Pumpkin Pie Warm, comforting, and a bit old fashioned You've got what men want - believe it or not! What Scent Are You?
Dildo Prank Call
Female Compassion
FEMALE COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and asked, "Have you ever been fucked?" The man said "No." She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
Funny Knockout
Chilling Images Part 2
- Your roommate puts up a Vallejo-style poster. It shows a muscular and well endowed woman, chained to a rock as an apparent sacrifice, looking up in terror as the shadow of some beast falls over her. On the third night after the poster is hung, a scream rings out with no apparent source. The next morning, the poster shows only broken chains and a bloodstained rock. On the floor beneath the poster is a single bloody footprint of something with three toes and long claws. - You come into possession of an old box. Inside are several glass vials filled with dirt, dust and tiny bits of gravel or cement. The vials are labeled with places and dates such as "Port Chicago 7/17/1944", "Halifax 7/6/17" and "Guernica 7/17/36". A trip to the library confirms that all are dates of massive loss of life in explosions. A few days later a package arrives with no return address. Inside is an empty vial labeled with your home town and next week's date. - You wake after a wild night of partying
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin, because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says, after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on the Sabbath." The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced… for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority -- a man of thousands of year's tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were wife would have the maid do it."
How Girlie Are You?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You?
What Color Rose Are You?
You Are a Light Pink Rose You represent sweetness and grace. Your vibe: Kind and gentle Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend What Color Rose Are You? The funny thing about this one is that I am not really into the red roses at all. They are just way to common. I absolutly love the roses of different colors, and all colors except red.....LOL
Life As I Know It...
Ok - I know most of you that might be reading this will be men, but I still need to vent. My mom told me a couple of days ago that she had seen my myspace page and that I shouldn't have pictures of my children on it and have pictures like I do (the same as here) on there. To stave off an arguement, I just let her say her peace. Then I immediately went to myspace and deleted my profile. My question is 36 years old and the mother of 2 children...should I let her "control" my life like that? Yes, I am on the computer quite a bit, but at least I'm not out running the bars. I am home with my children. Is that a bad thing? I'm just really confused right now. Why does she feel the need to want to control my life? I do understand that she's from the "old school," but come on. Arrrrrgggghhhhh. My Friday started out shitty and is still shitty with tons of rain. Yeah, I guess you could say I'm in a funk. I just want to grow up. OMG, just imagine if she managed to make it here
Are You A Good Girl Or A Bad Girl?
You Are a Normal Girl You are 40% Good and 60% Bad Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past. But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
Describe Me In One Word...
just one word! Send it to me only, then send this message to your friends and see how many strange things people say about you! This is really fun! Just hit reply and send me my one word back. Then forward this message on to your friends (including me) and see what they say about you! GAME ON!! This will make you laugh out loud.
What's Your Winter Look?
Your Winter Look is Cute You always bring color to a dreary winter day! What's Your Winter Look?
More About Me
A- Available: for???? A - Age: 22 A - Annoyance: fake people ====================++ B - Best feature: Um, Eyes, boobs ,ass B - Beer: u buyin B - Birthday: 7/31/84 ====================++ C - Crush: yea i got one C - Car: Don't have one C - Candy: any ====================++ D - Day or night: im a night owl D - Dream Car: Hmmm.. gt D - Dogs or Cats: dogs ====================++ E - Egg nog: I love egg nog E - E-mail: I have one... ===================++ F - Favorite color: Blue F - Favorite Band: too many G - Gummy Bears or Worm: Bears ====================++ H - Hair Color: red H - Height: 5'1"-ish H - Happy: Most of the time ====================++ I - Ice Cream: any kind I - Instrument: one time at band camp .....lmfao I - Idol: I have a couple... ====================++ J - Jewelry: to many pieces J - Job: stay at home mom J - Jail: Never, Im a good girl (HAHA) ====================++ K - Kids? already have one K - Kindergarten: What about it? =======
Guy's Rule
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving i
Panty Shot!!!
5 year old pantyshot i can see between her legs 5 year old pantyshot 5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain i didn't even touch her so i cant be blamed 5 year old pantyshot in my brain my life has meaning when she spreads her legs 5 year old pantyshot i can see between her legs 5 year old pantyshot shot shot shot 5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot can't complain i didn't even touch her so i cant be blamed 5 year old pantyshot in my brain my life has meaning when she spreads her legs 5 year old pantyshot i suffer again because me want to fuck and touch and fuck and touch the children me fucked for life me grow old and then they dont want me but i still want them they want me fucked cuz i be da monstar getting down in my evil ways i'm getting down in my evil ways right me suffer again cuz me want to fuck and touch and fuck and touch the children they want me dead because i be the monstar they see baby they think im
What's Your Power Color?
Your Power Color Is Blue Relationships and feelngs are the most important things to you. You are empathetic and accepting - and good at avoiding conflict. If someone close to you is in pain, it makes you hurt as well. You try to heal the ones you love with your kind and open heart. What's Your Power Color?
Ok I Have Had Enough!!
ok so i am fixing to go to bed right.. then the phone rings and i see it is the high school and think shit wtf now.. answer it and Boo (my 15 yo) is crying hysterically and i cannot get her to tell me what is wrong.. finally it occurs to me someone has fucked with mr bunny and now i am pissed (ok so i realize my kid maybe a bit old to tote around a bunnyrabbit toy but he makes her feel better when the other little shithead kids mess with her).. so i am like Boo what is wrong!! stop crying and just tell me did someone trash mr bunny!?!?! she cant talk just freeking out and all she says is uh-huh, and thats all i needed.. i got dressed got in the car, hauled ass to the school fixing to go to jail, made my bail call, "If i dont call ya back in 30 minutes get mom and get money i am in the DOC..." screech to a halt in from of the school flinging dust and gravel everywhere.. get out of the car and most of the little kids looked me up and down as i was wearing my camo pants and a wife beater.
Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines r
A Fireman's Prayer When I am called to duty, God Wherever Flames may rage Give me the strength to save some life Whatever Be its age Help me embrace a little child Before it is too late Or save an older person from The horror of that fate Enable me to be alert and Hear the weakest shout And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out I want to fill my calling and To give the best in me To guard my every neighbor And protect their property And if according to your will I have to lose my life Please bless with your protecting hand My children and my wife
Forever Is Forever
Jack and Sally are the perfect match..Tim Burton is the man, hes incredible. Who wants to help me plan my wedding, give me ideas and designs for a Jack and Sally wedding!
WHAT IS A FIREMAN? He’s the guy next door - a man’s man with the memory of a little boy. He has never gotten over the excitement of engines and sirens and danger. He’s a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He’s a fireman. He puts it all on the line when the bell rings. A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He’s a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He’s a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He’s responsive to a child’s laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. He’s a man who appreciates the simple pleasures of life - hot coffee held in numb, unbending fingers - a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling - the camaraderie of brave men - the divine peace and selfless service of a job well done in the name of all men.
Sun Yan Zi And Cang Mu Ma Yi - 'my Story Your Song'
My Sexual Zodiac
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at

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My Seduction Style
You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at
My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at

You Lack Confidence You're not so sure of yourself - and it shows more than you think Your lack of confidence affects your friendships, career, and romantic life People know that they can take advantage of you, because you won't stand up to them Start realizing that you're great the way you are, and almost everything in your life will improve Are You Confident?

Your Love Element Is Metal In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other What Element Is Your Love?
How many ppl really know u? This is just my opinion, but I think it depends on how well u really know ur self. Most ppl are multi feasted, but only put forth bits and pieces of there self. Well here's a few pieces of me. I have a huge I don't have a fuck additude. I apply this tude to most I say most everything in my life. I'm not normal and probably not even stable. The thing is. I fuckin like who I am. I'm kinda harsh and have become in thees later years, cold. The things I really care about I care about passionately. I cry when children are hurt, but have np walking out on someone who's fucked over me. I don't wast time. If I could have anything it would me more time........
why is it when you find something all your emotiones come out. I just found a letter my mom had wrote me five years ago. It brought out all the pain and sadness I still have with her not being here anymore.....Its been two years october6 and its still hard, there are so many things that I wish I could have said to her...I wish her and I both werent so hard headed because there for awhile we hardly talked at all because of somethings that happened in my life...Now I kick myself in the ass because instead of being hard headed I could have spent more time talking to her and spending time with her...Now I never will.Me and her was so much alike that we butted heads alot over stuff.even growing up I gave her hell and I regret it so much....Then I get so mad at God because he took her away from me. She was still very young and had alot left to live for.she was only 47 and died because of kidney fauler do to diabtes...If I could just hear her voice again or get a hug from her again. I would d
Well Here Is Is My First Not So Happy Blog
Have you ever had that feeling that someone you loved didnt really love you back. I get this way sometimes and i dont like that feeling. People just dont understand me and it makes me feel like im the only one who does not exsist. I do everything for other people and i get hardly anything back. Am i selfish for wanting something back or am i just Expecting too much? i find that the only real pupose to life is to die. We live and we make ourselves into this great thing just to meet the ultimate goal of death. No one can avoid it it will come and it will take you. I think that i am starting to understand the meaning of life and i dont like it. Why do we blind ourselves from the truth? Isnt that what we all seek? The truth is we blind ourselves because we are afraid of death. I can honestly say for the first time i welcome death. Im not suicidal at all. If it comes soon im ok with that. I feel that love cannot be held within my heart because im hard to understand. Even for myself. I expec

Your Body Image is 60% Unhealthy, 40% Healthy You may think you have a normal body image, but you definitely don't. While you may not have a serious problem, you obsess over your looks way too much. How's Your Body Image?
50 Questions About Me
1. Brunettes or Blondes are Better? brunettes 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? black and silver thong and white victoria's secret bra 3. What are you listening to right now? katey 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? plain bagel toasted with plain cream cheese onit 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?Radiant red 7. How is the weather right now? Warm and sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? jay 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? smile, and eyes personality 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? 24, X-files, and csi 12. Siblings? 2 younger sisters 1 brother younger 13. Height? 5'1 3/4 14. Hair color? red 15. Eye Color? Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? no 17. Favorite Holiday? halloween 18. Month? July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yea 20. What was the last movie you watched? back t
ok, this is day 2 on here. So far I've met a couple people but seems they were too busy to chat. I'm getting ready for my boring job that I do on weekends and then I'll likely come home and go to bed. Ya, well life is usually more exciting than this but I have alot of crap happening in my life right now. There's some good and some bad and I just deal with it day by day and try not to panic when the well runs dry. I like to go go go until I run outta steam but I'm feelin old lately. I think I need to have a sleep before work lol but I'm outta time cause I spent it on here tryin this thing out. Ya dialup sucks... just ask me.. I didn't say I sucked although if she's cute I'll at least give her a lick. lol anyways..enough of that stuff... The sun is shining and the birds are chirpin but summer has come to an end and it's getting cold at night. My kinda weather btw... All I need now is a nice lookin lady to warm my heart before it freezes and shatters. ok.. I'm gettin outta here.. mayb
For Everybody
I still cant view any comments you send me, without locking up and getting kicked off of here. So please send me "Shout Outs" or Messages.... Thanks!
Deep Thoughts
"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows your flaws, your weaknesses, and mistakes and is still able to love you with all that they have." I just saw this on someones profile and though yeah, that's how I feel... I want that! SO I posted it here so I wouldn't forget it! :)
It's Official: My Friends Have No Life
Doesn't mean I have one, either. But they even found time to synchronize their livejournals. Let's take a look, shall we? (and also enjoy a couple little film critiques! yay!) *Lance's* Date: Sep 22, 2006 12:16 AM Subject The Lake House... Body: a beautiful, sweet, clever, tender, little fable fairy tale of a movie. I must admit. And by beautiful, I mean literally so, not like Oh, look at the emotions!-kinda way, although it was cool like that, too. I mean the cinematography and lighting and editing was pretty fantastic. Anyways, I'm not just saying this because messing with the space-time continuum on film is cool or because I think Keanu is the man, although he is...he most definitely is. (Wahlberg-status). I just watched it, with my main man, Charles, of all people. No, we're totally platonic and soundly hetero. At least, I know But yea, Sandra Bullock was even okay. Like more than just tolerable. And there's even an extended cameo by Nip/Tuck's Dr. Sean McNamara, i
Drama?????? Childish Games?????
Why is it that every other bulletin is a posting of someone acting like a damn child. We are supposed to be adults here and just have fun meeting new people and making friends. It doesn't bother me that people have opinions, hell opinions are like assholes everyone has one. But come on.....Grow the fuck up!!! People are actually voting other people down? Why bother even voting? You still gave that person a vote. Common sense people........ Why talk about other people in a negative way, you are still giving them attention whether it is possitive or negative. Did it ever occur to you to just ignore them, then maybe they will stop thier bull shit. If this blog offends anyone, then maybe it's time to grow up yourself. I am just stating that all of this childish drama is just that for the kids. If you are an adult, then just act like one. Listen to what you were taught as a child. If you don't have anything nice to say then keep your damn mouth shut. N
Awww...your What Hurts?
I sometimes wonder when grown folks get back to acting like grown folks. In between my "rate my profile" bulletins that I post on a regular basis...LOL...(oh if you haven't please rate my profile....LMFAO) I have been reading more of the "she's fake, he's mean, she's dumb, he's a player" type bulletins. Maybe it's my perception of life and online communitites but I think that no one is going to get along all the time. People are individuals with their own style, way of doing things and measure for acceptability. What drives me nuts is the whiney, baby bullshit that follows. Okay someone hurts your feelings, truth be told, it's not the last time that will happen. The peace is not necessarily "stopping them" but in how YOU handle it. There is a law of physics that says "for every action...there's an equal and opposite reaction". I don't see where it says that that reaction mimicks the same dumb shit that people bitch about. You don't fight fire with fire.....water puts out
Chilling Images Part 1
I know I posted this in a bulliten but I decided that this would be a better place for it .. - Working at night, you hear a vacuum cleaner down the hallway from you. You don't think about it and continue. Eventually, when you finish, you move to the elevator. You push the down button. You hear footsteps behind you. The door opens. You step in as the person steps in with you. You push the ground floor. The person pushes a floor below you, but not the ground. You notice that the person's hands are callused and slightly gnarled. Soon enough, the elevator stops. You glance at the floor number as the doors open and the person slips out. You blink to make sure you're seeing the number right. 13. "See you soon," the person says, using your name, as the door closes. You look at the panel of floor buttons. 10, 11, 12, 14, 15....13 isn't listed. You can't stop shivering. - Taking up a pen to sign a document, you find that the ink is red. The pen is a black ink pen, at least it was yeste
More Pics For My Lady Friends.
I finally added more pics for you to comment on and tell me what you think. I'll see how this goes and I may add more in the future. If you shoot me a private message with your yahoo ID, then maybe we can chat online sometime too. B
Lost And Found
the day i fount you i losted my heart youve been everything to me i pray we never part god gave you to me and i cherish every day when i can love you in every possible way. holla back blue
The Wonders Of Me.
I truly hate these things but every one wants to know more about all of us so here we go i will tell you everything i can think of here. I am a 29 year old single man. I am the proud parent of 1 3 year old horse, 3 1 year old puppies and 2 7week old puppies one 9 year old cat and 2 1 year old cat. Not to mention my two rats. I like to hike bike hunt horseback ride play paint ball read books watch movies and just relax. I am a sergeant in the United States Army Infantry and i am currently on assignment in Chillicothe Ohio as a recruiter. I have been out here for almost a year, and only have 2 more years left then it is back to the infantry. I have been married once she decided that 5 men were more important than my coming home from the Initial Assualt in iraq. Other then that I am a pretty go easy fella. I like ym hockey go red wings, i like my pro football go cowboys, gotta have my red sox and my Wolverines. if you wanna know anything else shoot me a message.
Dear Love
Since the day God brought you into my world I realized that you are the biggest blessing brought to me, You’ve shown me so much love that sometimes when I think about it its too hard to believe. To hard to grasp, Hard to believe that I’ve found you at last. Never have I been treated the way you treat me, Never have I had someone who makes me feel so indescribably, Feeling like I’m floating on “Cloud 9” living a perfect dream. You make me feel like I’m what completes you, Like I’m the reason for the life you live and things you do. You make me feel like an angel God sent form above that has done nothing but grace you with my presence. In the process you captured my heart, mind, body, and soul turning my life completely around, You took me to the heavens lifting my spirits and life from the ground. We fuss and fight and make-up with kisses and hugs, We are the strongest ever, we got that unbreakable love. Love is the word so many have played with, Bu
As u all know im married..... three years 4 months now, and have no kids....... i admire all tha moms cus is a great responsability to have babies. But today im really shocked cuz yesterday my hubby asked me to have a baby WOW that was something huge for me. I told him im going to think about it but to be honest im terrified with the idea, i donno what to do!!!!!!!!
If We Had Sex.... Game !
REPOST ANSWERS AS COMMENT 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you wisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep with me when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

We were meant for each other Talkin all day on the phone, I would call you On my mind 24 hours a day I would miss you You said you loved me, was that A lie or was it true All you told me, all we shared If I knew then, we’d have been through So why the bullshit, you lied You ain’t happy cause of me - I Tried- I gave you my heart, Bitch You fucked me and smiled - Witch- I thought you were different But I was wrong I painted a picture, we had a song I made a pact with the devil For my life to be happy All you had to do was tell Me things were crappy Now I’m fucked up and I Can’t think straight All my hopes and dreams Left out the front gate So fuck you and your happiness Feel what I feel When your life’s a crazy mess I made a choice and you backed it up why, To tear out my heart and stuff it in my eye My life will change cause Of what you’ve done I’ve taken the liberty To purchase a gun It’s all over now I put it in the past When you read the m
The Twenty Third Psalm (an Indian Version)
The GREAT FATHER above a SHEPHERD CHIEF is. I am His and with Him I want not. He throws out to me a rope and the name of the rope is love and He draws me to where the grass is green and the water is not dangerous, and I eat and lie down and am satisfied. Sometimes my heart is very weak and falls down but He lifts me up again and draws me into a good road. his name is WONDERFUL. Sometime, it may be very soon, it may be a long time, He will draw me into a valley. It is dark there, but I'll be affraid not, for it is between those mountains that the SHEPHERD CHIEF will meet me and the hunger that I have in my heart all through life will be satisfied. Sometimes He makes the love rope into a whip, but afterwards He gives me a staff to lean upon. He spreads a table before me with all kinds of foods. He puts His hand upon my head and all the "tired" is gone. My cup he fills till it runs over. What I tell is true. I lie not. These roads that are "away ahead" will
Indian Names And Whiteman Numbers
In the old days of the Cherokees all used to have just one name; but back when everybody had to get enrolled, they had to give two names before they were given a roll number. That was so there would be no confusion about people with the same name. Well, when people went down to enroll they would pick out just anything for a second name, because they thought it was all just some sort of whiteman's joke anyway. I guess that's how the Drywaters and the Rattlinggourds and Roastingears and Snakeheads and Dreadfulwaters all got their names. One time there was a whiteman that came and hired a crew from around here to work on a government project. We all went down to work the first morning and that whiteman had a list of roll numbers and we were all supposed to give him our names, so he could write them down in his book. Well, he read out the first number and Crabgrass Gritts gave him his name. Then he read the second number, and Chickadee Augerhole gave his name.
Hey Yall!!
Hope u all r having a great day.SorRy i havent been on that much ive been sick.Ive got to have surgery Monday Ill try to be on more as soon as i get back to my self thanks for the comment yall.BIG WARM HUG TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!
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Mist's Revenge
Misti sat alone in her room on her bed staring out the window watching life pass by. Kids were riding bikes and parents were busy mowing lawns. It seemed all in the neighborhood was alive but for her. Sighing heavily she went to the computer sitting by her bed and sat staring blankly at the screen. Opening up the internet and looking at her friends list on aim she looked for someone to talk to though she knew there was no point in looking because there was no one she wanted to talk to no one that would set her free from this feeling. She'd simply end up saying hi and then not talking anymore after that which was always what happened. Next she began to go to websites checking online profiles and her email though she had done this just half an hour ago before sitting at the window. Soon as she went to one site and logged in she'd leave and go to another logging in to find that there was nothing new to see. For hours this routine was bound to happen opening and closing the same sites
Blow Up Doll
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Just A Dream
Had a dream last night, it was so real Now I think I know, how you would feel Saw your face so clear, Your eyes bright too It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Thought I felt your skin, as you lay by my side My hair whisked from my face, as you did in one stride Felt my body get warm, and I melted closer to you It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Your voice was the same, as I've heard you talk to me The words were soft and sincere, you made me believe Heard a crack in your voice, as you spoke of me and you It was just a dream, I could swear it was you Smelled the scent of your cologne, as your cheek touched mine Brought my heart to skip a beat, the feeling was divine I fell in love in this dream, I must tell you its true It was just a dream, But I could swear it was YOU
WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10.
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X Rate Sex Jokes
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips... The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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What Would U Do?
If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3)cuss me out 4)just tell me to leave 5)climb on top of me and cuddle 6) f**k me ... details please! 7) lick me up 8) make me breakfast 9)ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops. repost this message or u will be alone for the rest of ur life and see how many ppl want u in their bed. u might be surprised by the answer
Perfect Mother
I'm not the perfect mother,and this I know is true I never really took the time to tell you I love you, I always wanted perfect,the bedrooms and the plates I never really took the time to stop and appreciate. I always was too busy,I never really looked, I expected way too much from you, even made you read your own books. I know you saw the mothers who made lemonade and cakes, who always really took the time to stop and to relate. You all are young men now i know its much to late. I wish I was the mother who stopped to make a date. To make a date to be there,to giggle and to play, to only worrie what else to do and never hesitate. I know I hardly said it but this I know is true: I hope you do believe me when I say that I love You!
When you were a little girl, I could do no wrong You listened to my every word because our love was so strong When you needed someone to talk to You always came to me The word Mother was the most important thing As I look back to that time I wonder how it happened Where did our lives divide It seemed like only yesterday will our love survive the ride If only to get back the time when you were only five and remind you of the time you thought I was the most important person alive Your happiness is my only concern though you don't think so at this time Just remember no matter what A Mothers love never dies
I Don't Title My Shit, But I Can't View It Again Without A Title
the flicker of flame graces the active end of a marlboro while this silence envelopes me. i used to have such a way with words and now i stare at you, hopeless as to what to say next. how is it that you bring the worst in me out? my skin is on fire, the smoke circles my face, and you take my hand and look in my eyes. what were we talking about again?
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Family & Friends
We all have a cherished garden we tend - It is planted with love of family and friends. The memories and dreams we treasure and share Are like beautiful roses found blooming there. The comfort and care on which we depend Is given with love between family and friends. The sunshine of laughter and rain of a tear Only make our love grow with each passing year. We may all be ourselves with no need to pretend Because of the love of family and friends; They notice the rainbows and weather the showers. They overlook weeds and praise all our flowers. The most valuable thing is the time that we spend Tending this garden with family and friends. When counting our blessings, we know from the start That family and friends come first in our heart.
How It Starts
HOW SEX STARTS Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a ......... So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply!
Uncounted Blessings
Whenever we gather together, The words are not easy to find, But love speaks a common language When people have ties that bind. We don't always say what we're feeling As often as families should; We don't count our blessings out loud, But somehow they're understood. We know that we're thankful for living With the comfort of each other's care; We're grateful for memories and stories, And the jokes that our family shares. We might leave a promise unspoken, But we know that we're loyal and true; We can count on companions through life, In the sunshine and shadows, too. We might show some special attention To a stranger, acquaintance, or guest, But we never forget in our hearts About those that we really love best. These blessings can never be counted Like money or gold dividends; They can only be shared as the love That exists when families are friends
So True.
Little Things Who'd thought the use of little things, Could come to mean so much, The utterance of a single word, The comfort of one's touch. A movement of one's head, Or expression on the face, Can change th course of action, Or put one in their place. "Thank you", shows gratitude, For some good deed done. "You're welcome", shows generosity, From the giving one. "Please", is the golden key, That opens many doors. "I'm sorry", erases old scars From conflicts gone before. The gentle squeeze upon one's hand, Assures your presence there, And give that certain someone, The message, "I really care." The golden words, "I love you," Are tonic to the soul. Use them if you are sincere.
Out Of Commision - Erotic Story- Domination
Such a pretty face...pity to have to cover it with so much leather. But we can change that later. The night is young, and we have many alternatives at our disposal. She kneels before me on a coffee table, her thighs lashed tight to her ankles and her collared neck tied down to her knees. I love watching her fingers claw desperately at the knots holding each wrist to its opposite elbow so her arms make a triangle behind her back. I settle into my armchair and admire her long blonde hair. It has just enough wave to give it a flowing texture as it cascades over her shoulders from underneath the straps of the gag that's holding her mouth permanently open for my pleasure. At first, I thought I would show some compassion by leaving the rubber plug out of the metal shower drain that's wrapped with electrical tape and jammed between her teeth. But I couldn't afford to let her complaints wake the people in the rooms below my suite. I imagine her large brown eyes trapped behi
Song [secret Love]
I hid my love when young while I Couldn't bear the buzzing of a fly I hid my love to my despite Till I could not bear to look at light I dare not gaze upon her face But left her memory in each place Where ere I saw a wild flower lie I kissed and bade my love goodbye I met her in the greenest dells Where dew drops pearl the wood bluebells The lost breeze kissed her bright blue eye The bee kissed and went singing by A sunbeam found a passage there A gold chain round her neck so fair As secret as the wild bee's song She lay there all the summer long I hid my love in field and town Till e'en the breeze would knock me down The bees seemed singing ballads l'er The fly's buss turned a Lion's roar And even silence found a tongue To haunt me all the summer long The riddle nature could not prove Was nothing else but secret love
Girl Falls
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What Would You Do ???
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 09. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 08. See if they could finally do the splits. 07. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet. 06. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 05. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 04. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 03. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 02. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 01. Finally find that damned G-spot. What women would do if they had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 09. Get a blowjob. 08. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 07. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 06. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl
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Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddys, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's h
Sometimes you can see me here. And if you are brave you can listen to me singing just click on the note. Broadcast Yourself LIVE
Would You
Would you stay if I gave you my heart Would you stay if I gave you my soul Would you stay if I gave you my world Would you stay if I told you my life would be over without you Would you stay if I asked you too Would you hurt as much as me if we didn't make it
*slow Dance*
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift... Thrown away. Life is n
My Friends.
"I shot an arrow into the air, It fell to earth, I knew not where; For so swiftly it flew, the sight Could not follow it in its flight. I breathed a song into the air, It fell to earth, I knew not where; For, who has sight so keen and strong That it can follow the flight of song? Long, long afterward, in an oak I found the arrow, still unbroken; And the song, from beginning to end, I found again in the heart of a friend."
Cream Cheese Dessert
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese 1/3 c. lemon juice 1 can sweetened condensed milk 2 to 3 c. fruit (fresh or frozen) 1/4 to 1/3 c. butter 1 1/4 c. graham crackers, crushed (about 1 envelope) 1/4 c. sugar 1 box Danish dessert (Junket) Mix butter, graham cracker crumbs and sugar. press into 9 x 13-inch pan. Bake 10 minutes at 350 degrees. Beat together cream cheese, lemon juice and milk. Put on top of cooled crust. Make gelatin from Danish dessert, then mix fruit in and pour it over top. Refrigerate. You can also make fruit mixture from filling mixture in "Fresh Fruit Pie, " using less fruit.
Quick And Easy Chocolate Dessert
1 box chocolate cake mix 2 4oz boxes chocolate instant pudding 1 can cherry pie filling 2 sm. tubs coolwhip Prepare cake mix according to directions on box in a 13x9 pan. Let cake completely cool. (Best if made night before.) Prepare pudding and chill until set. Cut cake into 2x2 squares. In large dessert bowl, starting with cake squares, layer cake...pudding...cherry pie filling...whipped cream and repeat.
Lemon Cheese Desserts With Strawberry
2 c. flour 1/2 c. brown sugar 1 cube butter 1/2 c. chopped nuts filling: 1 3/4 c. whipping cream, whipped 1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese 1 tsp. vanilla 1 c. powdered sugar Sauce: 1 pkg. frozen strawberries pinch of salt 1 pkg. Danish dessert 2 tbsp. lemon juice Mix above as for pie dough. Spread on cookie sheet. Bake at 375°F until brown, let cool and crumble up. Put 1/2 crumbs on bottom of pan, reserving the balance for the top of dessert. Mash cream cheese until soft, add other ingredients to the cream cheese and spread on crumbs. Cook according to directions on Danish dessert package. Let cool and spread over cream cheese mixture. Sprinkle rest of crumbs on top.
you stand before the mirror. As your towel slips from your waist and falls to the floor, you admire your nakedness. you touch your chest, wincing slightly as your fingers pass over the lovely bruises that remind you of our recent passion. The marks are slightly fading now, and you grow hard as you recall how they were placed there. "I am Hers," you blush silently. "Hers" echoes in your head: "Hers," as you slither sensuously to Me across the floor; "Hers," as you kneel proudly at My feet; "Hers," as you present yourself to Me; "Hers," secure in the knowledge of how deeply I cherish you; "Hers," as you bare your soul to Me; "Hers," as you allow Me to stretch your limits and bring you to new heights of ecstasy and depths of trust; "Hers," as you feel the security and utter freedom of your surrender; "Hers," as you strive to please Me. "Mine," you hear Me whisper as you succeed.
You alone can make nighttime sharpens, Heightens each sensation Darkness wakes And stirs imagination Silently the senses Abandon their defenses Helpless to resist the notes I write For I compose, the music of the night Slowly, Gently, Night unfurls its Splendor Grasp it, Sense it, Tremulous and tender Hearing is believing, Music is deceiving Hard as lightning, Soft as candlelight Dare you trust the music of the night Close your eyes - For your eyes will only tell the truth And the truth isn’t what you want to see In the dark, It is easy to pretend That the truth is it ought to be Softly, Deftly, Music shall caress you Hear it, Feel it, Secretly possess you Open up your mind, Let your fantasies unwind In this Darkness which you know you cannot fight, The Darkness of the Music of the Night! Close your eyes - Start a journey through a strange new World! Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before,
You have come here in pursuit of your deepest urge, in pursuit of that wish, which till now has been silent, silent . . . I have brought you, that our passions may fuse and merge - in your mind you've already succumbed to me Dropped all defenses completely succumbed to me - Now you are here with me: no second thoughts, you've decided, decided . . . Past the point of no return no backward glances: the games we've played till now are at an end . . . Past all thought of "if" or "when" - no use resisting: Abandon thought, and let the dream descend What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desire unlocks its door? What sweet seduction lies before us . . .? Past the point of no return, the final threshold What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no return . . .
Vegetable Lasagna
Ingredients Tomato-Basil Sauce (recipe follows) 2 tablespoons olive oil 4 medium carrots, thinly sliced 3 medium zucchini, thinly sliced 6 ounces spinach leaves, washed, stemmed and torn in bite-size pieces 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 egg 3 cups ricotta cheese 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese, divided 12 uncooked lasagna noodles 1-1/2 cups (6 ounces) shredded mozzarella cheese 1-1/2 cups (6 ounces) shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1/2 cup water Belgian endive leaves, Bibb lettuce leaves and fresh basil sprigs (optional) 1. Prepare Tomato-Basil Sauce. 2. Heat oil in large skillet over medium heat until hot. Add carrots; cook and stir 4 minutes. Add zucchini; cook and stir 8 minutes or until crisp-tender. Add spinach; cook and stir 1 minute or until spinach is wilted. Stir in salt and pepper. 3. Preheat oven to 350°F. Beat egg in medium bowl. Stir in ricotta cheese and 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese. 4. Spread 1 cup Tom
Hands Of Friendship
His hands of friendship Warmly clasped to mine; Tenderly holding them To say things will be okay. His patience brings comfort He knows my fears won't go away He understands my loneliness For he's been there that way. He shields me from my foes To whom I thought were angels He gathers me in his arms So no one inflicts me further harm. He gently briefs a warning Of this tricky trusting deed And hates to think how others Infused their loath and wrath. I love his gentle ways; Calm in manner and retreat. His eyes are locked to mine So I may listen to his heart. His hands stretch forth and seal A friendship everlasting. Our spirit of bonded acceptance With joy, we'll love and dance.
Roasted Eggplant Rolls
Ingredients 2 medium eggplants (3/4 pound each) 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon olive oil 4 tablespoons (2 ounces) fat-free cream cheese 2 tablespoons fat-free sour cream 1 green onion, minced 4 sun-dried tomatoes (packed in oil), rinsed, drained and minced 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano 1/8 teaspoon black pepper 16 fresh stemmed spinach leaves 1 cup meatless pasta sauce 1. Preheat oven to 450°F. Spray 2 nonstick baking sheets with nonstick cooking spray; set aside. Trim ends from eggplants. Cut eggplants lengthwise into 1/4-inch-thick slices. Discard outside slices that are mostly skin. (You will have about 16 slices total.) Arrange slices in single layer on prepared baking sheets. 2. Combine lemon juice and olive oil in small bowl; brush lightly over both sides of eggplant slices. Bake 22 to 24 minutes or until slightly golden brown, turning once. Transfer eggplant slices to plate; cool. 3. Meanwhile, stir together cream cheese
Lemon Chicken And Rice Salad
Ingredients 2 tablespoons olive oil 1-1/2 pounds chicken tenders, cut into bite-size pieces 1/3 cup fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 can (about 14 ounces) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 2 cups uncooked instant brown rice 4 cups torn ready-to-use spinach 2 medium red apples, cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices 1 tablespoon dried parsley flakes 1/3 cup honey-Dijon salad dressing Prep and Cook Time 30 minutes 1. Heat oil in large skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken; cook until slightly browned. Add lemon juice, thyme, salt and pepper. Cover; reduce heat to medium and cook 8 to 10 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in center. Remove from heat and cool. 2. Bring chicken broth to a boil in medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Add rice; cover, reduce heat to low and cook 10 minutes or until chicken broth is absorbed. Remove from heat and cool. 3. Combine spinach, rice, chicken an
Camera Masturbation
I had just finished another long exhausting day at my first job when I got home and I was not looking forward to my nitetime job in the least. I got in the house and looked over to see my phone answering machine light blinking. I hit the button and felt a big smile come over my face when I heard my boss' voice telling me I had the night off. I thought for a moment and decided since I was home alone, why not spend it giving myself some pleasure ? I got undressed and set up my Polaroid Captiva. It felt great walking around nude - scary and erotic at the same time. I was feeling playful and decided to try something I had read about and get a good photo at the same time. I got a pillow set on my bed, set up the camera and set the delay shutter. I got on the bed, held the pillow and smiled into the camera as it shot the photo. I got the camera and waited until I was sure it had taken a photo I could live with then decided to try the act I had read about. I
Lasagna Primavera
Ingredients 1 (8-ounce) package lasagna noodles 3 carrots, cut into 1/4-inch slices 1 cup broccoli flowerets 1 cup zucchini, cut into 1/4-inch slices 1 crookneck squash, cut into 1/4-inch slices 2 (10-ounce) packages frozen chopped spinach, thawed 1 (8-ounce) container ricotta cheese 1 (26-ounce) jar NEWMAN'S OWN® Marinara Sauce with Mushrooms 3 cups (12 ounces) shredded mozzarella cheese 1/2 cup (2 ounces) grated Parmesan cheese Bring 3 quarts water to a boil in a 6-quart saucepan over high heat. Add lasagna noodles and cook 5 minutes. Add carrots; cook 2 more minutes. Add broccoli, zucchini and crookneck squash; cook 2 minutes or until pasta is tender. Drain well. Squeeze liquid out of spinach. Combine spinach and ricotta cheese. In a 3-quart rectangular baking pan, spread one third of the Newman's Own® Marinara Sauce with Mushrooms. Line pan with lasagna noodles. Layer half each of the vegetables, spinach mixture and mozzarella cheese over the noodles; to
10 Reasons Trick Or Treat Is Better Than Sex Lol!
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!
he stands alone in a clearing. several would be/could be Domes have had him in Their sights; yet few have had contact with her. far fewer have seen her face and conversed with her uninterrupted. even less have heard her voice. her standards remain high and unwavering. he gazes at Those that remain with intrigue, curiosity and wonder. Intelligent. Beautiful. Strong. Experienced. Mature. Caring. Creative. is SHE here? is the "One" whom will capture not only his body, but his heart, mind, soul and submission, near? he gazes into the eyes of each and wonders, "Are You the One. Will You have the courage, strength of character and will to tame and control me? Can/Will You love me and mine??" Only the Fates and Destiny know. Until then; he looks around him, and keeps his eyes on Those few in his sights and dreams. he may be collared and tamed after all. One will find the key to his submission and heart.
I Need All Your Votes!
ok ya'll as most of ya'll know I am persuing a bbw modeling career on the side and its really starting to kick off, you can find me . I have entered into a contest this month called nipple nibblers So if ya wanna see a few hott shots of me being naughty w/ my nipples go check it out the link to my pic is below and while your there please cast your vote for me! Kisses,hugs, licks and love to all my bitches and all my thugs. love ya'll. Mrshard2please
I Were Thinking A Thunk.
If I were going to be a whore... and I'm not saying I am... I would probably not want to be a crack whore. There has to be other options for whoring.
My Car
Well I got into an accident the other day, and it turns out that I am only getting 500 dollars from it. So basically they are considering my car totaled and telling me to deal with it. What crazy shit!! I mean what the hell do they want me to do?? Go to walmart and buy a power machine to ride on? Well I don't know what I am going to do just yet... Wish me luck ;)! ~RJ
Calabacitas Con Queso - Zucchini With Cheese
INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/2 pounds zucchini, cut into bite sized pieces * 1 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1 medium green bell pepper, coarsely chopped * 1 medium tomato, coarsely chopped * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 2 teaspoons white sugar * 1 1/2 pounds Monterey Jack cheese, cubed DIRECTIONS: 1. In a saucepan with a lid, combine zucchini, corn, onion, green pepper, tomato, and vegetable oil. Cover, and cook over medium heat until tender. 2. Gently stir in the sugar; add cheese on top, but do not stir. Cover, and continue cooking until cheese is melted. Stir, and add remaining cheese; cover, and continue cooking until melted. Serve warm.
Carne Guisada
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 tablespoon shortening * 1 1/2 pounds cubed stew meat * 1 onion, chopped * 1 (14.5 ounce) can stewed tomatoes * 2 fresh jalapeno chile peppers, seeded and diced * 2 chopped tomatoes * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1 clove garlic, minced * salt and pepper to taste * water as needed DIRECTIONS: 1. Melt the shortening in a large saucepan over medium high heat. Add the meat and brown well on all sides. Add the onions and saute for 5 minutes, or until tender. Add the canned tomatoes, jalapeno chile peppers, fresh tomatoes, cumin, garlic, and salt and pepper to taste. 2. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 30 minutes to 1 hour, or until meat is tender. (Note: If mixture is too thick, add water as needed. Or if mixture is too thin, combine some cornstarch and water and add to thicken.)
The Storm !!!!
The turbulent storm was raging outside, just as it had been almost all day. The humidity and the pounding of the rain were making me sleepy and tired. Just plain old groggy. I decided to retire to my bedroom for a nap until the showers had ended. I was too weary to continue working on the business project that was before me. I had, for some time, been in a self evaluation period, and I no longer felt like I knew who I was. Somewhere something had gotten lost. I retreated to my bedroom as the thunder roared. It was illuminated only by the misty haze that hung in the spring air. I slipped out of my sweats and went across the room to toss them into the hamper. I began to re-trace my steps, as I caught my image in my mirror. I stopped, looking curiously for a moment. The hazy light made my fair skin seem luxurious. My blonde hair, pulled up, had taken on an ash tone, and my oval face was highlighted by my full blush lips and deep grey eyes. I raised my hand
How I Am
I wanted to tell you some things about me. I have been told that I am the sweetest person and very honest. I will tell you what I am feeling and what I think is right. I love making new friends. I was born in raised in Dallas, Texas and have lived in Austin, Texas, New Port News, Virginia, Val David, Quebec, Rowlett, Texas, Carrollton, TX and now reside in Plano, Texas. Family is so important to me. I have had a busy life and its been sad and stressful at times. I take my days one day at a time. My parents are wonderful people, don't know where I would be today if I did not have their full support. I have two beautiful daughters and stay busy. Anything else you want to know about me, please feel free to ask. I am just on here to have fun and make new friends. I am not looking for anything other than that. Sorry. Good luck and have a wonderful day. Hugs and Kisses!
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at
Chciken Enciladas With Green Sauce
Chicken Enchiladas with Creamy Green Chile Sauce 1 T. butter 3/4 C. chopped onion 1 large clove garlic, minced 1/2 t. salt 1/4 t. ground cumin 2 T. flour 1 1/2 C. chicken broth 2 cans or jars (4.5 ounces each) chopped green chiles (undrained) vegetable oil for softening tortillas 12 corn tortillas 2 C. coarsely shredded cooked chicken 2 C. shredded Mexican-blend cheese 1 C. whipping cream 1/3 C. sliced green onions 1 can (2.5 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained 3 roma tomatoes, seeded and chopped Chopped fresh cilantro (optional) In saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Saute onion until transparent. Stir in garlic, salt and cumin. Stir in flour until well combined. Slowly stir in broth. Add chiles and stir well. Reduce heat to simmer; cook, uncovered, about 15 minutes. (Sauce can be prepared to this point, cooled and refrigerated 24 hours in advance.) Preheat oven to 350°F. Place as many tortillas on 2 cookie sheets as will fi
Chicken Mole
Categories: Chicken Mole Recipes Ingredients: 1 Chipotle Chile -- Dried 1/4 cup Shortening 2 tablespoons Red Chiles -- Ground 2 cups Chicken Broth 4 Flour Tortillas -- cut in strips 1/4 cup Tomato Sauce 1/4 cup Onion -- Chopped 1 tablespoon Raisins 1 tablespoon Almonds -- Chopped 1 tablespoon Sesame Seed 1 tablespoon Pumpkin Seeds -- Shelled 1 tablespoon Peanut Butter 1 1/2 teaspoon Sugar 1 1/2 teaspoon Oregano -- Ground 1 1/2 teaspoon Cocoa Powder 1/2 teaspoon Anise Seed 1/4 teaspoon Cinnamon -- ground 1/4 teaspoon Cloves -- Ground 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg -- Ground 1/4 teaspoon Allspice -- Ground 1/4 teaspoon Ginger -- Ground 1/4 teaspoon Cumin -- Ground, OR 1/2 teaspoon Cumin Seed 1 cup Chicken Broth 8 Chicken Breast Halves Directions: Cover chile with warm water. Let stand until softened, about 1 hour. Drain and finely chop. Heat shortening in 3-quart saucepan over medium heat until hot. Cook and stir ground red chiles in shortening until brown (add ab
If You Lived With Me
"If you lived with me, you wouldn't be up at 1:30." His voice spoke to me through the telephone, warm, soft and sensual. I had just told him of my rather lonely Friday night adventures in the writing of an essay on political ideology at ungodly hours in the early morning. "You know what I mean, don't you?" "Mmm-hmmm," I replied, glad to see that he seemed to be in an amorous mood. I had been melting with sheer desire ever since I'd spoken to him several hours before. Now it was eleven P.M. and I wanted him even more. He'd just informed me that he was laying on his bed, watching TV, stark naked. All sorts of visions, generally involving me joining him there, were running through my mind. "I think I'd probably have exhausted you, and I think you'd be sound asleep next to me. Of course, you could do whatever you wanted, if you wanted to be sitting at the computer typing. But I don't think that's what you'd want to be doing." "No, it isn't," I agreed. Mo
Who Wants Dessert
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (Sorry, you can only pick one!). Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm ! and fuzzy items .A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventu
by Peter Krueger (June 1998) „Do you think that time can change anything?“ „Time doesn’t change anything. People do!“ „Do you really think so?“ I thought for awhile, then looked at Leris for the first time in hours. She looked pale and tired. Aging. And I wondered whether I was right. „Are we in control?“ „In control of what?“ Leris looked at me and smiling she said: „You see?“ „I found the answer!“ Leris came running into the room with tears of joy in her eyes. Never had I seen her in such a state of utter happiness. „I found the answer! I found it! I found the answer“ „To what?“ Suddenly her smile vanished and she became silent. „Why is it our friends never call for a visit?“ „We don’t have any friends.“ Leris thought for a moment, then said reluctantly: „Well, that’s their bloody problem!“ Leris was sad. And when I asked her why she said: „Because Nippy is dead.“ „Do you still remember him?“ „Sure I do.“ „Well, he’s not dead then.“ „But I rememb
Superman Gets Horny
Superman Gets Horny One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
Re: This Friends, Fan&fans Family Native Words
wolve crying look thru my eyes and you will see my hurt and fear Im, people live with hunger, anger and hate so when will you stop treating mother earth is way. look toward mother earth and see the beauty.the skies,the water.and the plants.give thanks then will my tears stop
In Memory Of Christi Shayna Thomas
September 20, 2006 Today it's cloudy and a rainy day I was sitting here thinking about Christi. To know Christi,she imprint of herself on our heart's That what ever we are doing at that moment. Christi is close to each of us. She is in our thoughts every moment of the day. Christi had courage & strength for keep fighting. She did this for a few years. At the end her body was just tired. She needed to go to the Father's Arm's In Heaven. Where she is pain free. Now she is a guardian angel. I know that Christi will miss prom, graduation and many other things. She is in a better place without all of the pain she had to deal with. Christi every moment of the day. We will be thinking about you. Though a song or comment or maybe something silly that has been said. God bless your Mom, Dad, Sister, Grandparents & many other people who love you a great deal. Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Dark gray hair Just laying there Hasn’t been combed But you don’t care. So sweet and worry free Old and innocent Can barely even see Laying there watching the old sweet TV. You barely speak And yet you mean everything to me You’re my hero I hope that you can see You’re my world The one with the purest love Laying here in a ball all ragged and curled I will sing you one last song By Chakara Sue Dedicated to my Grandfather/Hero 2006
I Think...
that this is the only blog that he doesn't know about...
I Always....
I always wanted to have a friend like you - whose smile could chase the shadows from any room and whose laughter could bring rainbows to even the stormiest days I always wanted to have a friend like you - who brightens every conversation with wit, charm, and a fresh, new perspective on life. I always wanted to have a friend like you - who will lasting source of love and happiness. I always wanted to have a friend like you. And now I am SO GLAD I DO!!!
Enchiladas Chesse...beef Or Chicken!
ok to make for 4 people need 12 corn tortillas 12 oz chesse 1lb hamburger meat 1lb chicken de boned first you simy fry the tortillas so that there nice and soft chicken: you boil the chicken and then you add a little tomatoe sauce and bring to a boil, then you grab the chicken and put in tortilla you roll it and put in baking pan you roll them all ok now you get the juice and chicken bits left over from the chicken sauce and pour over chicken enchiladas add chesse on the top then put in oven and let stand untill chesse is melted and let stand for about 5 minute... do the same way for meat enchiladas now for the cheeese enchiladas semi fry the tortillas and then add sherred chesse roll them and put in oven for the suace use chile con carne 1 can and 1 can of inchilada sauce mixed together and pout over the cheesse enchiladas theyll be great
Pillow Talk
Pillow Talk Pleasure life has dullen Fires of desire burn low almost to going out Sighs of sexual dispair radiate form our lips The next day comes a letter Which leads me to Lover Pick up the oil here Then get the whipped cream there Various stops and pick ups Mystery excites my fire of desire New adventurous invigorating Be at our cabin at treasure lake with everything tonight I arrive on time trembling with anticipation Love presented, scented candles and aromas permiate our playhouse Candles, Cuffs, cat of nine, Hot oils Lover positioned and ready Saying nothing yet speakign volumes Wiht her motioning finger Slowly walkign with a stumble of anticipation Eyes locked and lips moistened She lays back, majectic and powerful Body hard yet trembling Nipple to nipple Tongue to tongue Bodies melt togetehr As One Kiss of raw passion caress of exploration body travels to My lover's secret places ANimalistic moans Passion abounds Su
Make Me Piss Vodka
Make Me Piss Vodka A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever
Another Day Another Dollar, Right??
so basically i like to fuss, lmao.. not in that bitchy girl sort of way, more in a WTF was that all about kinda way and it usually happens once a day to me, so figured well funny shit happens to me all the time why not blog it, right? right.. keep an eye out wont be a daily thing unless the folks at the nursing home decide that my popcorn and porno movies every friday night is a keeper, lmao.. then i shall right some reviews for ya lmao.. until then let me sneak off and find some trouble to get into.. ttfn kimi
New Day Dawns
New day dawns rain and gloominess blankets the countryside As I lay listening and sighing to the rain's dancign on my window Journey to kitchen in ym birthday suit Lover stands wiht me, holding and Kissing me The familiar mornign smells of coffee and cinnamon fill the air As our passion is renewed Go sit on the couch Lover purrs I walk weak in the knees with anticipation Sitting down, totaly nude and hard My body quakes violently as Lover comes into the Livingroom to join me Lover straddlkes my lap her arms wrapped warmly around my neck pressing deeply into me her gorgeous breasts pressed to ym hungry lips and tongue Her Sex already dripping with love nectar Lover pumps against my shaft my tongue dances on her soft sexy breast skin worshipping her nipples gloriously The crack of Thunder accompanies her wild Amazon moans My hunger voiced in my deep moans as I feast on her dark brown nipples Work comes early this morning, but we do not care at all Ou
Written By Lover
HardCore.... Roll your tongue All over my body Push it in hard Smack my booty Make me scream Make me moan With your tongue My body roam I want it rough Give me what you got Bite my neck Hit my spot Make me cum Over and over again Leave me sore And stiff at the end Sweat dripping Down my body And into your back My nails I bury Make my body shake With pure ecstasy Make me say your name And call you daddy Make me remember What pain really is You know that pain To me is pure bliss Do it hard Do it fast Make sure baby That you last Riding you Or doggy style I dont care as long As I smile You know me I like the sex As long as I get mine F**k the rest Kiss me here Touch me there Baby lick me Everywhere Pull my hair Slam into me Oh Daddy Just give it to me
Sting Of Passion
Sting of Passion Lover tying me down Her teasing talents buidling volcanos of raw passion Her usual strategy However as the sun creeped over the horizon Into our bedroom window Today was Different I would soon discover Already handcuffed to the fourposts of our bed tremblign wiht anticipation My body already rock hard with desire What came next would forever change us both She came from our bathroom Great Leather Queen, Goddess she had become Her suaul seductive stare Now came with a deep gleam of raw passion and power A small sense of fear mingled wiht my growing astonishment and desire Accompanied by a riding crop and cat of nine tails Lover approached me, ready to unleash her wrath Today the hunter became the Hunted Today there would be no escape her prowess and desire was not to be denied eyes locked on mine Snapping her riding crop Against my thighs "You have been a very bad Boy Mama wants retribution NOW" Stining my ass wiht he
Private Pics
Give Me A Break I Was 14
Friends Friends are forever they laugh, they love , they share each others thoughts and words and most of all , they care Friends can come and go and never be apart because they keep each other smiles deep within there hearts Friends can laugh , and talk , and cry and think of lovely times gone by but most of all they love until they die
Why Is Selling Your Body A Crime? It's Your Body
If I wanna go have sex with a whole bunch of ladys so that I can get money from them why is it a crime this is my body what gives the law the right to tell me what I can an can't do with my body?
What Would You Do
If u woke up 1 morning and saw me in ur bed what would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3)cuss me out 4)just tell me to leave 5)climb on top of me and cuddle 6) f**k me ... details please! 7) lick me up 8) make me breakfast 9)ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops. repost this message or u will be alone for the rest of ur life and see how many ppl want u in their bed. u might be surprised by the answer
Just wanted to say Hello to everyone,Anyone may leave me comments here, I enjoy hearing back from ppl, all is going good with me and my man, Not alot to say today, So I guess for now that is all, Hope some of you all leave me some comments, CHOW ASH
Jungle Melody Girls Bravo And Hare + Guu Style!
HAHAHA if you have seen these shows and love Fukuyama this will make you smile.
Well I've read a couple of blogs about how LC is slippin and people whinnin about bulletins not being reposted. Well all I have to say about that is "GROW UP" AND SHOW SOME LUV! Don't fixate on the negative look at the positive. It isn't easy keeping up with all your friends but I do my best when new pics come out or get comments I comment back. I always browse for new friends and use my shout box like its yahoo. But to no event I don't get many responses except from those that have become close to me by taking the time to respond to me. I'm not a real computer genius so doing the cool pics in the comments isn't something I'm good at I need a teacher. lol I love making friends and reading the bulletins from time to time and reading blogs and looking at pics new or old. I posted some new pics and I didn't get very many responses on them it kind of upset me cuz I try to get to everybodys pics. Don't forget to show LC LUV!!!!
Grammar Lesson For The Day
Sorry folks, I'm not insulting anyone here, just looking out for y'all. This is our country, let's represent it and look good at it too! This is just a simple chart that we should all memorize. And if we do, more people will respect us all. [SYNONYMS/etc]: 1.) You're = "You are." "You're a ______" 2.) Your = "Yours." "This belongs to your _______" 3.) Are = "We are_____" "Are you going to________" 4.) Our = "It belongs to _____, and our_______" 5.) Hour = Time. "The hour of________" 6.) Too = "Me too." "This is too much." "I am way too______" 7.) Two = "Two of them." "Two times" "More than one is two" 8.) To = "I will teach you to do this." "Let's go to the______" 9.) There = "It is over there." "There's a way over there." 10.) They're = "They are." "They're good lessons." 11.) Their = "This belongs to their collection of________" "This is theirs & belongs to their ______" 12.) Deer = Animal, Game, Venison. 13.) Dear = "Dear sweet person" "Awe, such a dear.
The First Poem I Ever Wrote
Love Love has many powers it can bring you to your knees it can rip your heart like paper then mend it back with ease Love can draw out tears of sadness & also tears of joy love can make you smile at someone whose trying to annoy Love is all around us no matter were we turn love can be so simple yet its so hard for us to learn Love is a soothing feeling that helps us slep at night love makes us grab a loved one and hold them oh so tight Love has many powers as I have said above but the most important thing remember I will always love you
Re: This Friends, Fan&fans Family Native Words
September 22nd is Native American Day Before America was America, this land was comprised of various tribes and tongues that were (and still are) as diverse as our modern-day melting pot. September 22nd is recognized as Native American Day this year, and though Native Americans take pride in their heritage on any occasion, this day gives reason for celebration and education. Whether you're an American Indian or not, take some time to learn more of our history pre-Columbus and take part in Native American culture.
Fuck That
ok so i found out that someone i called friend stole my dog!!!! i dont know what to do last time i was there she wasnt so i dont know if he has her anymore or where she is!!!! but i do know she was at his house 3 weeks ago and i just found that out. it pisses me off how someone could call you friend and then put you through so much pain!!!!WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Thanks. Or Whatever.
Everyone's been so nice to me here. It makes me wonder what the hell is going on around here. I mean... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING INSANE?
Last Night
The trials I've been facing Have kept my mind racing Alone in my room pacing Once again My life seems so frustrating My purpose I'm debating The reason for my remaining in this place The tears fall so silently My painful words spoken so quietly My fist clenching so violently As my body crys "kill me" My soul screams "heal me" My thoughts continue raging As things around me start changing The choice to sit here aging Or find hapiness im debating
For You
For Eric , my love I cant stop thinking of you nor do I want to the memory sweetly plays in my mind like a lullabye resting my head on your chest wanting nothing more than to hold you close listening to your voice softly repeating the word "it'll be okay" calming my soul theres no denying the feeling of saftey with you longing to stay in your embrace forever falling into a deep sleep a slumber i begin to dream again no longer afraid of the thoughts within because no nightmare would dare approach me when you are near your soothing voice saying "im here" it was all I needed to conquer my fear the holding of my hand , the gentle caress the tears I wanted to release to finally let them go with you right next to me those tears were overcome with your loving kiss i'm no longer afraid hold my hand , speak to me i just want to hear you say you'll catch me
What Mythical Creature Are You?
What mythical being are you (angel, devil, etc.)? (anime pics) You are a dragon. You are calm, cool, and independent. You have a nice group of friends that support you and stay with you unless you need your time alone. You protect the people close to you and the animals too. Stay true to yourself. It's make alot of people happy!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
I feel myself dying constantly crying im drownding deep inside my emotions explode my soul is letting go desperation is taking hold i was afraid of failing but now no fear exist on this floor as i watch my blood pour i think to myself im to young for this i have so much life to live in a moment that life will no longer exist
Smile so sweetly eyes gentle weeping tears of joy all but gone tears of loss begin to fall a new beginning without any warning you were taken from me you were a gift from god now you lay before me you were sent to save me change me make me see the light the only cost was your life laying at my side i know i will never look into your eyes i will never see your smile and i realize i shall no longer live my life for myself as i have but for you a child that never has and never will
Love You
When I say I love you its because I do but this game play just will not do I need some one I can lean on someone I can run to were there for me sometimes but I need someone to love me full time and that you can not do You told me once that you loved me and that i could believe in you I was there for you when you need someone Where were you when i needed someone to ? I was there to hold your hand and wipe the tears from your eyes I was always at your side Time after time you have left me here , on my own to many times I have cried alone So , the time as come to let you go for the future is still uknown someday we may be again but for now please know my love for you will never end
why does it hurt so much just to say "i love you " has it really come to this a point where all that is left is pain and regret we were supposed to be great a love and a friendship that was never gonna end so where did it all go wrong and why do i still try why do i still fight for a love that doesnt exsist while you look for comfort in someone else it sad but true but i dont think i love you your not the man i thought you were i guess he is dead and gone and now i have to learn to carry on like a widow in mourning but how do i do that when his image still stands before me
All The Donation Icons
What the hell is up with all the donation icons on people's pages? Like this chick. She says her dad had a heartattack and blah blah blah. Is it just me or do you guys find something wrong seriously wrong with this? I think I'm going to claim that my dog has Testicular Cancer and put up one of those donate buttons but I'll actually use the money to pay for my ??? job. Hurrican Katrina Victims: I am tired of the "I stayed like a dumbass now give me some money" specials on TV. Am I like the only person left on the planet who remembers Major Nagin telling eveyone to get the %#% out? Does anyone else remember him saying that if you go to the SuperDome or if you stay make sure you have enough supplies for 3 days? 9/11 Commemorative Crap that's being sold. People died that day in horibble ways. Why the ^*** would anyone want to buy a tie or 3-D coin marking the occasion. Next year for 9/11 let's just it "National Airplane Day."

Everyday Everyday starts the same I wake up to the alarm clock’s ring I must rise from my bed And face the many tasks ahead The hardest one is leaving your side The love I have for you is impossible to hide You are like the purest rays of sunshine That causes the flowers to bloom and the grass to grow How could I live with out your love? I wouldn’t want to know The very sound of your voice is like a heavenly chime I am filled with awe and wonder that you are really mine The closeness that we share is out of this world I could never feel the way I do about you with another girl You make my life worth living and fill my heart with joy There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you I want to love, honor and cherish you. Everyday that passes and we are still together Makes me realize how lucky I am to have found you So as I rise and go about my daily routine I am happy about one thing That is knowing that when my day is done Back to your arms I will run When m
The Hook-up.
The Hook-up Sara and Max had been chatting for months on the net. Sending pictures back and forth to each other via e-mail and web cam. Sara had been married for a few years and the romance was lacking some. Each day was filled with daydreams of ecstasy and desire fulfilled in ways that only appear in novels and movies. Max on the other hand was a single guy who had recently become single after a very long relationship that had fizzled. He spent his time learning how to pursue the passion and pleasure he had always envisioned having. After chatting with each other for a week or so, they really came to know the other person really well and feelings of fondness, caring and desire began to blossom. It didn’t take too long before all they could think about was being together. When Sara’s husband had to fly to Europe for business for two weeks, the temptation was too great. She had to have Max while this window of opportunity was open, otherwise she would be stuck with fantasy and pictur
Internet Safety Story, Please Read, & Pass Along
PRESS RELEASE By Torrey King Friday, September 15, 2006 WINSTON, OR - On the banks of the Umpqua River in Oregon’s Cascade Mountains during weather that will reach a low of 43 degrees tonight, there sleeps in the bed of a yellow 1969 Chevy El Camino a nineteen year old woman who is homeless. She is homeless because she trusted a stranger to "rescue" her. He rescued her, spent her $2,000.00 in savings and now they both sleep in the back of this car, homeless for six weeks with a dog and two cats. She wants to leave him, but has no resources, she wants to take care of her dog and cat, she won’t leave without them. This reporter talked to the young woman’s mother recently. The mother who lives in Philadelphia, PA where the young woman is from, said that this young lady met her "rescuer" on the internet TWO days before he made the several hour trip to "save" her from an abusive boyfriend. That previous relationship lasted for seven months or so. The mother was pleased her child
For Val (i Still Miss You)
i wish i could say i was different; that your inspiration is gone but it's not the way things feel is still the same floating memories in the wind on a carousel of severed memories (wasn't that a load of shit?) even complex metaphors don't change things i find the simple things hurt more; everything hurts more care for a rhyme? well, you're gone nothing can change that i can rhyme for you sing for you cry for you it's all the same song empty tears broken heart i'm confused at all this mess i laugh and it doesn't sound the same running out of inspiration here .. i'm looking at the clock now tick--tock-- let's close our eyes come back to earth and this poem can be nothing but a dream ----- It really sucks when someone dies by their own choice. You never get over it. I'll never get over him. Our talks when we both dealt with insomnia. His warm spirit. Ah well. Anyway; that was ju
Immigrants Eating Hot Dogs
Immigrants Eating Hot Dogs Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God - They eat dogs in America?" "I can't believe it!" says the other, equally appalled. "Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do." They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please." The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
i'm lookin for both boys and girls who this as mush as i do .
Attention People Of Earth
I am what scientists call a "social retard". Any conversation we have will at some point go horribly wrong and you will think I am insane. Which is about right.
Nun And A Truck Driver
Nun and a Truck Driver A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin. The bus driver says no problem, he's not married.. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ass. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business. When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party.
If you believe you can, you are probably right. If you believe you can not, you are probably right then as well.
Laying Off Sarah Or Jack
Laying Off Sarah or Jack Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"
Emily was having a great time out with her friends. It felt great to be out of college at long last. She had spent so much time studying and such, that tonight she was letting her guard down and have some fun without worrying about tomorrow. Her strawberry daquari was helping. She had already danced with a few guys, but none had held her interest so far. At last, the guy she had been eyeing all night walked over and asked her for a dance. Andrew, as he introduced himself, was a great dancer, and a smooth talker. After four dances and some small talk in between, Andrew asked if he could drive her home. The request was followed by his lips grazing along her neck and his hands cupping her ass cheeks. She had no disillusions about what he wanted. Her nipples had hardened long ago and her panties were soaked with her juices. The alcohol and all the rubbing and teasing on the dance floor had her really worked up. She readily agreed and bid her friends good night. They fondled, carress
Jesus Is Watching You !
Jesus is watching you One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
Why is it that just when things seem to be going good something happens? Maybe it's just me and I'm over reacting, but I feel as if I'm being ignored. I just hope something came up and I'm being stupid. But I can't afford to have my heart ripped out and stomped on again.
Helloooo. How's everyone doing today? Good I hope. Me? I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. It's friday. Which is payday. Which means my ass is going out tonight. Gonna meet the kids. That's gonna be interesting to say the least. Well i'm out for a bit..Gots to go work for a little bit and actually EARN a paycheck. Instead of having it handed to me for doing nothing.
I get to work at the tattoo shop this weekend! It is going to be hectic and crazy but all in all I think it'll be fun! I get to wear my new shirt, tattoo mafia, and look all important! haha
Happy Friendship Friday!!!
To all my friends: I am glad that we are friends! Rambling Butterfly
Haiy Bodys
Ladys do you like your man to have a really hairy body,maybe just a little,or none at all?
Re: This Friends, Fan&fans Family Native Words
with all my heart i love you and the spirit of the world of the wovle of maidon of nature one with world. spirit with seek to find the good in people for the with in you. help those that.are down and out ,gine of your self just a smile on your face makes some one day brighter seek the spirit with in and all will be well with your soul
You Guessed It. ;)
Holding Perfection There is a saying, that “Nobody’s perfect.” Until recently I believed that to be true. Who ever coined that phrase never had the pleasure of meeting you. When I see your smile and the beauty that radiates from your face, I get breathless and my heart starts to race. When I hear your voice call out my name and tell me that you love me, I get weak inside and feel so unworthy of such a great gift. The touch of your hand sends fire through my blood, Making me dizzy and wanting more of your love. The small lovely little things you do for me are a wonder and joy to receive. The love I see reflected in your eyes is a wonder in itself to behold. It makes me want to hold and cherish you forever in my heart. I am unworthy to share a love with some one as wonderful as you are. I just hope and pray that each day; I can show you just how important you are to me. I never want to loose the feelings you give to me, being with you is like being in heaven. Love is
Romance~ Poem
With the curiousity of a child she creeps closer In her eyes fasination unexplained Bathed in the gentle light from the moon She watches him He is death Love Hope Life Reaching out She places a tiny hand against an invisable wall See me ~ she whispers Startled by the voice he turns With a raised brow He looks to her Placing his own hand against the wall which divides them The match perfection Love me ~ he answers Nixy
Another One Dedicated To My Wife.
I’ve waited my whole life for you. You are everything I could hope for in a friend and lover and more. I may not always do or say the right thing; God himself knows that I am not perfect. But no matter what I do or what I say, one thing remains constant. And that is my love for you. I have never known a love like this. Nor do I think that it could be possible to have with anyone else. I think God must have looked right into my heart, mind and soul and took every thought that I had of who I would want to spend eternity with, and put them all into you. Some days I have trouble believing that you are truly real, and not just a dream. If I say or do something to hurt or upset you, please know that it wasn’t on purpose. You are truly the dearest and most precious person in my life. The last thing I would want to do is cause you pain. The world is not perfect, but I believe my love for you is, there is nothing I wouldn’t do for you. Just seeing your face light up with a smile is
Stayin In Touch
Well I see everyone wants to be added me to be added, etc etc. Well I leave comments, rate pics, rate profiles, etc. Whats the point in all that if u don't plan to do the same in return?! I go to EVERYONE I HAVE on my list and leave comments, try to rate and comment pics etc. Where are you? I will give credit to those that do, but there are alot out there that don't even say BOO to you when I say BOO back. Come on now people, if ya want friends and to be given all that in return, you gotta do the same. Am tired of tryin to stay in touch with people and they just blow me off like am a piece of paper in the wind. If you don't want to talk, stay in touch etc, at least have the courtesy to let me know and will leave you alone, delete you off my list etc. Oh by the way, am not in it for the points, cherry bucks, whatever. I like to make friends not anything else!!
Madness~ Poem
Bend me Break me Make me bleed Use me for your twisted needs Love me Hate me Its all the same For one who wishes to win the game Your games though twisted fill my mind Waiting for the proper time Just one error its all it takes For a fragile mind to twist and break I only wish to come inside An tip-toe in your sickened mind We will play hide and seek I will push you You will see That I am you and you are me Nixy
A Tribute To Jayden
Jayden was conceived on May 5th of 2005 to the parents of Dallin and Stephanie Kemp. Through out the whole pregnacy Stephanie had complications but she thought that he would still be ok. But on Dec 31st just 6 days after Christmas things turned for the worse. Stephanie had to get rushed to the hospital because Jayden stopped moving. With tears in her eyes and her hands on her stomach she knew it was too late and that the Lord had tooken her child. After 12 hours of labor all she wanted to do is hope and pray that he would come back and hold him in her arms but she didnt get to get her wish. But i now know that he was perfect and that is why he had to go back to his home in heaven. I hope he is ok and that his family is looking out for him. For Jayden Lynn Thomas Kemp (My little angel) December 31st 2005 Love is eternal...until we meet again...
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee bo
Meeting New People!!
You know it's done got to where if you want to meet anyone,you have to go thru all they're friends and family before you get to spend anytime with them.I'm just wondering if everyone is just scared of everyone else. Just A Thought I Had. Thank You
Tgif!! Hope this is how all of us spend the weekend!
Into The Abyss
Into The Abyss You call to me from your lair. It has been so long since you’ve been here. I can’t recall your caress. You seem familiar to me. You whisper of our past together. Ah yes a faint touch of your hand has my mind Reaching back into the past. You have been with me before Through everything. You have never really left. You have just been waiting to touch me again. You come in the middle of the night, while I am asleep. You touch me and I awake. Your touch is powerful. It shakes me to my very core. You will possess me with all of your being. I am powerless to your will. You show me things I’ve never seen before. Oh the agony, you use it like a lover’s caress. I am bending to your will, tell me what you want. I will do whatever it is, in order to please you. Why are you back? I don’t want your touch. You have taken so much from me. But all that you take is still not enough to sate your hunger. You have drank of my soul, feasted on my flesh, shown me
Hoobidee Doooo
If it isn't Friday today, I am going to start kicking people in the jimmies.
Choose Today
Choose today Choose today to face the challenges, and you'll come away stronger. Decide that you will find a way to do what you know must be done, and the value you create will endure long after this day is over. Rediscover the sense of real, honest and irreplaceable fulfillment that comes from moving in the direction you know is right. Experience the satisfaction of knowing that you are truly making a positive difference. Plant seeds of hope and encouragement with those you encounter. Keep your heart filled with gratitude for the beauty and the possibilities that flow through your world at all times. Enjoy the reality of being alive and aware at this moment in this place. Look for the positive in every situation and you will find it. This day is your opportunity to put your dreams, your values, your hopes and goals and desires into action. This day is your opportunity to allow the best that is inside you to flow out into the world. Jump enthusiastically into this day a
What To Do..........
If you see a photo, or recieve and inappriote comment, delete the comment, you cant have adult content on your page, for photo's, just hit the photo and mark, after so many marks to that photo it will be marked adult, and they cant use it anymore, there are things we can do any questions please ask, with all our help we can make this a fun, safe site......Thanks *Tif*@ LostCherry
Sitting Bull
Sitting Bull Hunkpapa Sioux (1831-1890) Sitting Bull, Lakota Medicine Man and Chief was considered the last Sioux to surrender to the U.S. Government. In the early 1850s, the Lakota (Sioux) had begun to feel the pressure of the white expansion into the Western United States. Sitting Bull did not participate in the resistance until 1863 when the settlers threatened the Hunkpapa hunting grounds. He had distinguished himself from an early age as a leader, killing his first buffalo at ten and "counting coup" (touching the enemy without their knowing) at fourteen. Because of his leadership during these times he was named principle chief of the Teton Sioux Nation in 1867. Although the war with the whites ended with the treaty of Ft. Laramie in 1868, the discovery of gold in the Black Hills which was sacred to the tribe caused continued tensions. After participating in the Sun Dance Ceremony, Sitting Bull had a vision in which he saw his people victorious over the white soldiers who
Ok, I want to tell ya'll what this folder will be containing. Yes, as I stated earlier, there will be some erotic writings that I have done listed. I will most likely also be posting poems and stuff that I have written as well. I just wanted to let you all know, so that if you suddenly run across a mushy love poem or another kind of short story, you wouldnt think I had lost it, lol. Now, I am off to try to finish my first one before I head off to town. Havea great day everyone! huggs, Amy
Shelly, my lil lady! You've grown on me at a fast pace, sweet woman! You are beautiful inside & out. You've given me a wonderful friendship and I bless the day I started talking to you! Even thank the person that led me to you. You are an amazing girl and I wish for all your dreams to come true! Thank you for being you and thank you for being so amazing and sweet! Who wouldn't love you for who you are?! I sure do, sweetie! Love ~ always, Katja
A Womans Place ... More Poetry
A womans place is in the arms in the grasp of a Scotsmans charms to swoon at his bountious highland gaze to jump when he says sit on my face to listen to his bawdy jokes to be gracious when he's with the blokes to forgive him when he acts a fool to be there as his precious jewel -John Wesley 1998
Anybody Wonder Why??
has anybody noticed the closer we get to election time the lower the gas prices go?? im betting we will see under two dollars a gallon by november gotta love the republicans huh?? we cant honestly get your vote so we will use the gas prices to buy it wont lower it and keep it at a decent price because its the right thing to do but if it will get a vote it will get done!! sometimes Americans embarass me ok just alot of the Govt hahaha by the way abilify sux
Right Person
wat up u guys has ther been days were u have so many people around u and so many things to do but u still felt like something was missing like u were empty i hate that feeling
My Ex
I was meant to having my twin girls over this weekend but my ex has decided to take them out for the weekend. Grrrr They live with their dad and step mum and I don't get to see them in the week. I only get to see them at the weekend, now I have got to wait until next weekend :( He knows we have no insurance on our car so we can't use it he is just being a wanker. I need a big hug now and lots of vodka.
Do You Know Jack
WHO IS JACK SCHITT? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two ot
Kelly, I truely wish I had met you years ago! You are a man with a genuine heart and an amazing friend. You are always there for me when at all possible and know exactly how to make me smile, and know when I need some cheering up. I would trust you with my life, 'cause somehow I know you'd never let anyone harm your friends. You are the kind that will go the distance and arn't afraid to feel within your heart. Many could learn from you! I will be back to visit Cali next spring and we will get our Harley ride, if it is the last thing I do on this earth! You are very special to me and I love you dearly, my friend! Love, always ~ Katja
The Weekend
Not much going on as always. I have to work tonight which sucks but the good thing is I have this weekend off. Tomorrow I"m going to Ocean City. Just broke up with the b/f so going thur alot of shit dealing with that. Hopefully we will get thur it and become friends, if we don't become friends well then he wasn't meant to be in my life anymore. I believe things happen for a reason.
Whats Your Middle Name Mean
O.k. let's try middle names this time. Delete what the other person has and repost with this subject,"What does your middle name say about you? my middle name is: A- Damn good in bed B- Fun when it comes to meeting new people C- Truly believe in love D- Have a big heart E- Have a nice ass F- People totally adore G- Deeply believe in love H- Very good personality and looks I- Popular with all types of people J- Have a nice ass K- Like to try new things L- Somone everyone loves M- Never let people tell you what to do N- Very broad minded O- Like foreplay P- Have a big warm heart Q- A hypocrite R- People think you're sexy S- Have problems trusting people T -One of the best in bed U- Really laid back V- Not judgemental W- Very broad minded X- Success comes easily Y- One of the sexiest people alive Z- Hated by many
Those Images Were -not- Meant To Be Private
(images of pages of music) but were posted in a viewable-only-to-me folder's subfolder- had to move the subfolder's contents manually out, it's a good thing it wasn't too very well populated :). Sorry about that. And now I go off to obviously much-needed therapy.
For My Little Ray Of Sunshine
sometimes, we meet people who seem sweet but, for one reason or another, we don't communicate very often. still, they always brighten our day and help us start out with a smile...this blog is about someone just like that. she's always the very first to send me a comment wishing me a great day or a good morning and, while i'm sure it's something she does for everyone, it means a lot to me. not only is she the first to wish her friends a good morning, but she's always there to help you out if you need help leveling or maybe just an ear. she's one of those people that you can actually feel is genuine...there's nothing fake about this girl!! if it weren't for her, i'd just be a grump all morning not even trying to smile until noon (and that's no exaggeration) but she always makes me smile and, in some little way, gives me hope that the day might just turn up something good. so,'s to you darlin!! *hugs*
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For A Friend
For A Friend A soldier lying dying Another youthful waste Dying in a strange land Surrounded by your foe All the people left behind To mourn your passing on Marching forward To join God's Army Up in the heavenly sky So to my brave soldier I leave you with this prayer May the Lord take your soul And bless it on its way And bless the soul of all whose died Fighting in the name of peace. Dedicated to a faceless Friend I never met, but many a great moment we shared. Dave Emmerson
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Cheery Filled
Okay, so I have decided to waste W**F** platform and try out Lost Cherry. Sorry for those who hate that I have done this. For those who like this platform let me know. And a great big wet Hosted by Sparkle Tags. Erotic Death. The art of eroticism. The art of Death. For those who receiev the Newsletter Erotic Death, you will not have to come here; to Lost Cherry to read your gruesome sexual exploits. Sorry, but I do have a 'real life'

does this feeling ever end? something i have yet to figure out how to overcome. the pain..the sarrow.. the never ending tears. all that is needed is understanding and maybe even a lil bit of love but hey who knows. bmaybe i will wake and the pain will be gone. highly doubt it though. to feel needed again.. to feel the touch of someone. i miss being needed. i need to be needed.
It's too fuckin early in the damn morning to be listening to some damn journey and fixin' to go to work... I wonder if I'm gonna be one of those people that lose it at work and open fire at my job witha sub machine gun. not very likely, but it's a thought that intrigues my feeble mind. MAn this sux. We go into the studio this Sunday. I don't exactly know how prepared we are, but I hope we pull this off in some quick time, cause I can't stan another 3 ta four days in a confined space. We have so many financial problems it's disgusting. We gotta start getttin' more funds on tha fo'real. However I feel that our new material will prove to be more of a challenge than any other of our previous stuff. So the finished product will be rewarding in the end. My new riffs are comin along a lil slow, but I wan that shit to tear the right side of someone's face off, so it's gonna take some time. I fuckin hate pot's gonna take holding me at gun point to get me to eat that shit aga
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how is everyone doin and how is everything goin for you ppl
Sex Ed
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
What If
WHAt IF. 1. If i died: 2. If i kissed you: 3. If i lived next door to you: 4. If i started smoking: 5. If i stole something: 6. If i was hospitalized: 7. If i refused to leave my home: 8. If i got into a fight while you were there: What do you think about my. 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: Would you. 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 17. Hold my hair back if I was puking? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? Have you ever. 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? &more. 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in one word: 31. What was your first impressi
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Spanish Rice
need 2 lb bag of rice season salt lemon pepper 1 can of tomatoe sauce 1 oz of pickel juice you fry the rice untill brown add seson spice to taste and lemon pepper too then you add water untill it passes the rice you will be adding water to it about 2 more times untill rice looks fluffy on your last add of water add pickle juice if you want doesnt need the juice but ive found that it adds a great taste to it when water is almost gone turn it off cover let stand for about 5 min will make about 6 servings enjoy my rice always comes out great
Joke 1
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no
Writtings On The Body
Sitting down looking at the rain drops, hitting your lifeless body. I realize you never wanted to compromise. All along my actions brought me to this day, the spot where you lie, your final resting place. The fight you gave, and the screams let out, all was silenced, when I caved in your mouth. Straight to the ground just like I thought. no more screams, for I ripped your jaw clean out. Pushed into a shallow grave, all the mud will cover, and your tomb hardend by the sun's ray. No trace will be recovered, I walk away clean. A smile I have, oh, the secret I keep inside me.
Choose Today
Friday, September 22, 2006 Choose today Choose today to face the challenges, and you'll come away stronger. Decide that you will find a way to do what you know must be done, and the value you create will endure long after this day is over. Rediscover the sense of real, honest and irreplaceable fulfillment that comes from moving in the direction you know is right. Experience the satisfaction of knowing that you are truly making a positive difference. Plant seeds of hope and encouragement with those you encounter. Keep your heart filled with gratitude for the beauty and the possibilities that flow through your world at all times. Enjoy the reality of being alive and aware at this moment in this place. Look for the positive in every situation and you will find it. This day is your opportunity to put your dreams, your values, your hopes and goals and desires into action. This day is your opportunity to allow the best that is inside you to flow out into the world. Jump
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Hey everyone...well I wanted to do a blog and I chose to post this one because not many people on here know me that well...some may thing im a lil crazy for calling myself a BITCH so I ma gonna let you know the reasons I am... I am a Bitch..... I am a bitch because I care about my appearance and like to look good I am a bitch because I don't want to fuck you I am a bitch because I refuse to play your mind games I am a bitch because I apologize to NO ONE for being me I am a bitch because I can make my own decisions without your influence I am a bitch becasue I have pride in being a woman I am a bitch becasue when you asked for my honest opinion I gave it to you I am a bitch because I refuse to let you talk down to me I am a bitch becasue I took your keys and wouldn't let you drive drunk I am a bitch because I am proud of my accomplishments I am a bitch because I speak my mind I am a bitch because I didn't humor your drama queen antics I am a bitch because I don't s
A Few Words By: Me
across the greatest of divides I stumble for a reach just a breath away sometimes it seems wandering just outside the corners of yours and mine this game we play the treading to and fro here i am and there you be ur shirt says ur waiting for me but you cant see the sign behind says Not quite Yet I pronounced Id wait but was a lie i didnt i cant i wont first chance i get ill snatch and hold close to my chest professing love i can not even fathom only wishing i was capable of something so deep and holding yet bitter still better enjoy while it lasts thats what they say im only gemini born this way got to keep both of me happy working on you would become to easy if you would only admitt most of the time im full of shit Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 9:44:21 AM © 2006 Amanda Knapp (All rights reserved)
First Blog
I was bored so I thought I would post a blog. So yeah here it is! Exciting isn't it? You just can't stand it.
Benchpress 3
It's Friday, the final day of lifting for the week, and I managed to once again add on another 5 pounds to my bench press...I'm now putting up 315 pounds! :D Next week I hope to add on ten more that would put me at 325, a fourth of the way to my goal of 400 pounds.
Most Used Sex Position
Minnesoat Area
Hi lost cherries . I love to play. Lets meet,chat and have fun. Tim

What The Signs Are Like In Bed!!!
What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at i
Dumb But Interesting Facts!!!
I was recently sent some interesting facts as well as researched some, that gave me a good laugh. So, I thought I would combine them on here to give all that reads this a good chuckle and some pointless knowlege. If you know me at all, then you know I am full of useless information. LOL!!!! Start with the state facts that I have found unusual and I am guessing most of us should be in jail for: Oral Sex- against the law in KY, IN, VA, AK Anal Sex- OH, VA Toys- no more than 2 in AZ, and 6 in TX (I would be so up a creek!!!!!!!!) Can you believe that they have made laws about what you are allowed to do behind closed doors!!!! The state that tops it all is Virginia. It is illegal to have sex with the lights on, and in no more than the missionary position, and no oral or anal. Talk about BORING!!! The motto is Virginia is for lovers?????? BORING LOVERS!!!!!! Ok now on with useless information: Orchids are named from the Greek word for Testicles (orchis)
Signs Of Sex!!! I Am A Capricorn!!!
Aries- LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebo
The new moon in your sign indicates a fresh new start. If there is anything that you’ve often thought about trying but have never had the time, or have felt a little too nervous now is the time to put your doubts behind you and decide to have a go! Afterwards you’ll be glad you did!
A Little Story...
Well I said I would give u a little story .. So here goes..The reason why I said that I respect my b/f so much when it comes to my kids... Bc one they havent had that respect be4 ..why is that u ask ..I was with my ex husband for 14 yrs..We was married 2 of them 14.. Well to really start this out..The reason we arent together today.(which dont hurt my feeling now) Was bc in 2003,Dec.26, my husband decides he is goin to leave me ..yah the day after xmas ..what an asshole right..Well we had his step niece livin with us .Well she went with him ...the reason being is bc now them two are married and have a baby .. My ex husband was an alcoholic..He would sell or trade things just to get alcohol..My kids nor I had much of anything..I would work..And he would take the pay check..I wouldnt ever see it ..My kids would go with things..all the time..He didnt give a rats ass..The only thing he cared about was fillin his gut with beer..Or liquior if that was what he was drinkin.. So u see why

FREEDOM!!!!! Laughing hysterically like some crazy fool .... BOTH of my kids are in school - BOTH!!! .... for the 1st time! No Spongebob for breakfast! YEEEEEE-HA!
Someone Somewhere
Worries When Do They Stop
Okay just yesterday i found out i was pregnant dont know how far i am but i am worried that, im not gonna be a great mother, or im gonna loose my baby..Im just scared, that my boyfriend is going to leave me cause he's so frustrated with it..I dont know what to do anymore..I will write another time..The only reason ill write on here is cause i havent seen drama from ppl i kno on here..

Your Eyes Should Be Violet Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Don't Have Time Now
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Your Relationship Will Last... A Long Time! Your guy is ideal, as close to Mr. Perfect as he could be If you took this quiz, you may be doubting that... Don't! No guy is perfect but yours comes really close You guys will last for many years, as long as you appreciate him! How Long Will Your Relationship Last?
A Poem
I’m merely a shadow of my former self, An essence of my being, Battered and torn, Bruised and worn, By LIFE. And yet I feel I’m stronger, The pain gets less and less, Cos in this hell, This thing we call our world, I’ve become impervious, Harder to hurt, Numbed to it all, No longer feeling small, No longer feeling ought at all, But don’t be sad, Save your tears, I really don’t feel bad. Just getting on, With life’s maelstrom, Swimming in the brink. And if I die, I’ll wonder why, I never found my love, That heart felt soul, My whole life’s goal, To share and to be whole. It doesn’t really matter, It all seems rather dim, My light has died, Deep inside, Dead feelings deep within. And maybe you’ll remember, Maybe with a grin, I once stood tall, And had it all, But threw it in the bin. I could have loved so deeply, I could have cared so much, But what we do, And just to who,

Your Reputation Is: Mystery Girl You're the girl that everyone is trying to figure out. Men are attracted to your intriguing persona - and women want to copy it! What's Your Reputation?
Searched The Documentation For This One
The documentation for this program I'm using is detailed - and I'm not running the most advanced PDF reader at the moment (though I have Acrobat Reader 7, I tend just to run Preview. Which means: no text search. Still, if it were really, truly important, I could Stop Everything- this expression copyright/registered trademark of some company or other, I shall be on the lookout for their lawyers- and do that text search...Anyhow, what I was looking for, was how to do reminder-accidentals, under whatever name. To remind someone that even though you just played a g-sharp the measure before, the key is D major, not A major, and you should play a G natural now (unless it still says not to). Sometimes very very important, since there are places in this score where a G-sharp is slurred to a G-natural..and without at least a natural sign in ( )... it looks like a tie, to say that the G-sharp should just be continued from the preceding measure, not a phrase/themelet "Gsharp-Gnatural" that in th
September 21rst 2006 What is it when we dream and we have seen the place in reallife after dreaming it. Or it happens to us after we dream it. Some weird shit, Anyway Im saying Everytime I dream of this one place I see it when Im driving by and want to stop but dont because it only happens in my dream....... I know it may make no sence to u but when it happens u will understand
Its almost the weekend =)finally!! I dunno about anyone else but i feel like this week went by so slow. Even though its the weekend, i dont have much planned. haha im such a bum. I think tonight im going to take is easy tonight, i 've got to work tomorrow morning...but it should be fun..i like my job. haha and then i think im heading to a party on saturday night. As usual, i have tons of homework, suuuuuuuuuucks. Anywhose, i hope you all have a awesome weekend =)
God Daughter (katlyn)
hey friends, visitors, etc. :) I just wanted to say hi to everyone on here. I dont have too many friends on yet, but I'm trying to change that! I thought I'd write in a blog and tell all you guys/gals about a contest i'm in on myspace that's called camwhores. It's couples week, and I had the cutest pic of my husband and I, so I had to enter it. I've enver entered anything like this before, so I was wondering maybe if any of you hae myspace if you could go to and vote for Michael & Kelly! We should be the first name on the list if you scroll down. We're the ones with the lemons in our mouths! Thanks if you took the time to do it, and if you don't have myspace thanks for reading my forst blog on here! Hope everyone is having a great week!
Are You Attractive?
You Attract A Good Amount of Guys While you may not get the most offers in the room, You've got a good thing going - dating wise You could flirt more and dress up a bit to attract more guys But in general, you are doing just fine!Are You Attractive?
What's Your Reputation?
Your Reputation Is: Sweet Girl While you're well known, there's nothing to worry about. You're reputation is mostly good - as good as any rep can be.What's Your Reputation?
Native American Drums
Drums of The Native American Indians All life is rhythmic. We see it in the coming and going of day and night. the ebb and flow of tides. The swaying of trees in the wind. We hear it in the patter of rain. The repetition of footsteps. The beating of the human heart. We respond to rhythm when we sense it-and seek it out when it is not present for it is invariably pleasant. Little wonder that throughout the history of mankind, people from all over the world have prized drums-the instruments of rhythm. Perhaps no other people have attached a greater significance to the spirit of the drum than the Indian tribes of North America. The drum has played an inherent role in the lives of Native Americans for centuries. prior to battle, the beat of the drum aroused a sense of strength and solidarity. in gatherings of celebration, it created a sense of social and spiritual harmony. The Indian Nations continue to express their deep spiritual awareness through ceremonial dances accompanied by th
How Long Will Your Relationship Last?
You'll Last A Few More Months Your relationship is like a carton of yogurt right now It's got a few weeks left when things are smooth enough But any longer than that, it will get more and more sour each day And eventually, you'll know it's time to give it the heave hoHow Long Will Your Relationship Last?
What Color Of Eyes Should You Have?
Your Eyes Should Be Violet Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passionWhat Color Should Your Eyes Be?
How Sinful Are You?
Your Deadly SinsSloth: 80%Wrath: 80%Envy: 60%Greed: 60%Gluttony: 40%Lust: 0%Pride: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.How Sinful Are You?
Early Morning
My eyes are heavy, and my mind is groggy as I try to shake the fog from my mind. I feel the heat of your body curled in against mine. The curve so perfect and we seem to fit just right. I lean up on my elbow to look upon the beauty of your sleeping face. As I watch out our window I see the sun shimmering across the fresh dew blown grass. The birds light upon our window sill as if waiting for us to wake. Then as I watch the sun light slowly creeps across our room. It's shimmering rays of light chasing away the night. As I lay and look upon your face, the sun slowly kisses you upon the cheek. It lights up the beauty of your face so peaceful in it's sleep. Your hair shimmers in it's golden light and I listen as you sigh so softly. Then you snuggle even closer to me trying to hide from the light. Only one thought hits my mind as I stare upon your face..... Please God, never take me from this place............ F. Wayne Johnson Sept.

Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved 1-3 u r a bad friend 4-6 u r a ok friend 7-9 u r a good friend 10-& ^ u r a great friend Dear Friend, When u feel like me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND____
Mums Legs!!!!
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy." "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven." Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mum almost died this morning." Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!" "Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mu
Shopping At Tesco
One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor". So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks". That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
The Dysfunctional Section Of A Hallmark Store...
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost life like! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're sti
A Glimpse Into My Heart...
I feel I've spent my life looking for a woman that will be able to surprise me day after day. Most women are fairly predictable. The more they try to hide their feelings, or their lack of, the easier it is to see right through them. I have found one, and only one, that is truly unpredictable. Unfortunately, that has also been a problem. I'm never sure what she is thinking or even how she feels about me. There are times when I think we share the same feelings for each other, then there are times when I feel like she doesn't want anything to do with me. I often find myself staring at her, just wondering what she is thinking. I've tried asking her, but her response is always the same, "nothing." I wish she would share more of herself with me, but I'm sure she wishes the same from me. It is, however, refreshing to have found someone that has yet to become boring to me. After nearly five months, I still enjoy every second of her company. She is as mesmerizing as moonlight on the water. She
It Wasn't Meant To Be...
It was a love discovered through pain. A love shrouded in secrecy. A love so fragile, that to unviel it would shatter it. The feelings were there. It had an abundance of desire. The chemistry came naturally. Everything felt so right, yet so wrong. Perhaps the love was right, but the time was wrong. Maybe outside forces obstructed the path that destiny had paved for us. Possibly fate just didn't deem us worthy. Regardless of the reason, the fact remains that we aren't together. My love for her will never die, but it must be buried if I am to love again. As time moves on the memory of her will fade. I could never forget her, for she is a part of me. She will always and forever be the love that wasn't meant to be... JFC
Do You Think Of Me?
I've been close to many people in my life, people I still think about. Some only breeze through my mind on occasion, but others pass through on a daily basis. A song will trigger a memory of them. A smell will bring back a time we were together. A place we had been will cause thoughts of them to cascade through my mind. I doubt that I'll ever forget them. Even those that have hurt me are still present in my thoughts. They are a part of me now and I can never remove them from my memories. I often wonder if they ever think of me? Am I ever on their mind or am I just easily forgotten? Did I affect their lives the way they affected mine? Do they ever wonder what I am doing like I often wonder what they are doing? Do they ever desire to find me again the way I desire to find them? As I sit here thinking, I realize I have never moved on. My feelings for them have never faded. They are as much a part of me now as they were before. I wonder if they sometimes feel the same way? Do they ever thi
For a long time now I've been searching for my true love. Searching for a love that will last a lifetime. I've yet to find it. Lately my search has become complicated and full of confusion. The women I seem most attracted to just don't know what they want or they are afraid of love. I know what I want. I want someone I can shower with love. Someone I can care about and she will care about me in return. Someone I can lay next to in bed late at night and talk to for hours. Someone I want to hold on to for eternity, never letting go. Someone I can give my heart to. Why is this so hard to find? The women I meet tell me how nice I am. They tell me how sweet I am. They tell me I'm too good to be true. Maybe that's my problem. Maybe I'm too nice. Maybe I'm too sweet. Maybe I'm too good. I've spent years changing who I am to become the person I am today. I don't believe in violence. I don't believe in causing others pain, except during sex when they ask for it. I believe in helping people. I b
That Special Someone
She is beautiful beyond compare. A timeless beauty is all my eyes can see. Even when she looks her worst, she is beautiful in my eyes. She knows what I am thinking by the expressions on my face. She would stand by my side through the worst of times. She is faithful, loyal, and kind. Her heart may be scarred by her past, but she still loves endlessly. She gives meaning to my life. She brings me a happiness that I've never felt before. She is my everything. She is all I can think about. She is always on my mind. I love her more than I've ever loved any woman. She is all that matters to me and she doesn't even know it. All I want is to be with her and she doesn't even see it. All I can do now is love her with all of my heart and wait to hear the word, "yes." JFC
What Is "true Love?"
I suppose everyone has their own idea of true love, but here is my opinion. True love happens when two people develop a relationship that causes their spirits to become intertwined. Their deepest thoughts and desires run the same course, as if they were one. True love is enjoying every second you spend with that special someone and dreading every second that you have to be apart. You no longer feel whole unless you're together. Every time you envision the future she is by your side. You feel as though your life didn't begin until you met her. You feel like you are only half a person and you can't live without your other half. You feel true love at the oddest of moments. You feel it when you lay next to her at night mesmerized by her beauty while she sleeps. You feel it when you open your eyes in the morning to see her eyes staring back at you. You feel it most of all when you look into each other's eyes and become hypnotized, lost in the love you can see in her soul. When nothing in li
Ode To Ezra!!!
I just wanted to say how lucky I am to have Ezra as my girlfriend. She is so nice and sweet and everything I wanted and everything that I never knew was possible in a person. She is a very sweet and special individual. She is the most beautiful woman ever with two enchanting blue seas for her eyes. Her skin is softer than an angel's caress, for she is my angel and I love her so much. She is blessed with a very giving and generous heart and the kindness that she shows to other people is boundless. Ezra is the best cock sucker on the entire planet with more talent in her mouth than a room full of Mozarts. Every time I shove my tounge deep in her ass it taste so devine, I love the tightness from her spincter's grip as my tounge forces its way deep in her ass. I love the way her flesh craves punishment, she still has welts on her ass from last night. I love You Ezra!!! Hazel
Dating... On-line Style.
I don't know. It's not something I've ever done before yet I've heard the term "on-line dating" several times. I like this man I've met on here; he is funny and has amused and entertained me immensely. Someone I think I would like to know better. He makes me laugh and smile, he flatters me and makes me shy. I enjoy his company. It surprised me when he opened his heart to me. I really did not expect it at all. It was a "WOW!" to me. I feel like a school girl on her first date, all excited. He was honest and expressed his apprehensions about my leaving LC because I was getting bored and never getting to talk to me or getting to know me. I had a dream about him that I did not want to admit to having. It further amazed me when he admitted to having a dream about me. I didn't even tell him that I had a dream about him. He told me his dream and it was pleasantly surprising to learn that our dreams were very much similar. We spent the night talking, very open and I think ho
Warning: This Is About Sex! (part 2)
Just a warning to all that choose to read this, This blog is all about SEX. If you are easily offended then please don't read any further. Some of you may already know a few or all of this and for those that don't know this about me, prepare yourself. I am something of a freak, you have been warned. I should say that I also believe that anything that happens during sex should be the desire of all parties involved. Nothing should be forced on another person nor should anyone be pressured into doing something they aren't comfortable doing. To continue where the last sex blog left off... Let's start with threesomes, I've never had a threesome before or a foursome or anything like that. I've had sex with someone while two others were having sex in the next room and the doors open, but that's as close as I've been. I'm not sure if I'm even interested in trying a threesome, I have a hard time sharing my partner. I guess if I had no attachment to the two women I would likely enjoy a t
Warning: This Is About Sex! (part 1)
Just a warning to all that choose to read this, This blog is all about SEX. If you are easily offended then please don't read any further. Some of you may already know a few or all of this and for those that don't know this about me, prepare yourself. I am something of a freak, you have been warned. I should say that I also believe that anything that happens during sex should be the desire of all parties involved. Nothing should be forced on another person nor should anyone be pressured into doing something they aren't comfortable doing. To start with I am straight. I'm not bi-sexual, not even bi-curious. I am kinf of attracted to women's feet. Nothing in particular about them attracts me, just think that they are one of the more beautiful parts of a woman's body. I don't have a foot fetish, at least not in the kinky sex kind of way, but I do enjoy giving foot massages. Should you ever receive one of these from me you should realize that I am really attracted to you. Foreplay i
What Is Your Sexual Personality?
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Native American Pictures How They All Blen Together
In school they teach you about I right and during sex you are tecnically exercising so it is considered a sport and you do sports in school so why not have sex in school as you sport I mean you finally learn something in school even if it is sex and we can take sex as a class...a sports education class...Sounds like an idea to about you??? Ya Doin??
Well a wonderful woman introduced me to this sight and i thought i'd give it a try to see what its all about.So far its been pretty great.I'm just trying to get use to this so bare with me.THANK YOU!!!!

an open bar at 6am, we might as well stop here. because somehow i know you won't live without that jack and coke i wouldn't let you order before. you put the car in park, heave a sigh of exhaustion, open your eyes with that look, the one i fell so hard for. "should we get a beer?" the blood rising up in my face (one of my most awful tells) burns my skin red. "you know what that might lead to." i watch a singular bead of sweat disappear from your neck into your shirt... it's ungodly hot in here. yet you won't move from that spot til i say yes or no. the neon sign is still flashing... how can i say no when those beautiful eyes keep flashing yes?
Hey ALl this is my First Blog On here I am new to this as of Sept if ya like leave me some comments or whatever...

i walk around you, tiptoe even... will you ever really notice? how is it that we share so much and share so little at the same time? i ache at all that is unrequited. i don't believe you could ever really bare yourself, open up your heart as i have done thus far. will we always be this way? trading smartass comments and tossing half-assed flirts in the hopes that it might blossom into the one thing i want and you hope never happens?
Backyard Wrestling
today i have to go do a backyard wrestling show i will get to beatup on some innocent kid this rocks
Things I Learned From My Children
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas: "Things I've learned from my Children" 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's a
Advice From A Caring Husband (funny)
"Advice from a Caring and Understanding Husband" Dear Husbands: Please be aware that as your wives age, it is harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there is nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ricky. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Lucy. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took early retirement in April, it became necessary for Lucy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health insurance benefits we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work, and although she knows how hungry I am, she rests an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the tabl
I Never Title My Shit
tattered and torn, my soul walks in silence. thoughts of you scattered, not constant. if you really thought you were the center of my universe, you were sadly fucking mistaken. this is one of those feelings that can't be made better with "i'm sorry"..."i love you"... i hope you rot in hell, you sad, sorry bitch.
Cant Sleep:):):p
So here iam once again:P but now i cant sleep.....everytime i try to close my eyes they open up again.hehehe so i decided to come on LC and see whos on and write this blog:)......and...MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 7 DAYS!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dsooooo awsome:D:D:D:D:Dim goin to be 20:D:D:D:D:D:D:DSo is every1 tonight....i mean day......:Phehehe even though the day already started and i have work at 10 till 7> i hope i get off at 7 so i can help my brother in law with my nieces and nephews....if not hes screwed and im dead(gulp!) not very good at these blog thingys.....ah well....lev a comment if u wanna:P im goin to watch a movie so ill blog ya's l8er:D:D:D:D:D

A Cold Screen by solambi Stare at the screen, What do you try to find? It's a shallow world. Where the blind leads the blind. It is cold out there, No feeling is real. Only flickering screens, Lost souls and false passion Nothing is what it seems. If you get caught in the web Of the cyber spider. Get the hell out Try to be smart. Because what you may find Is not what you wished for, But a killing dart. Don't ruin your life For a hollow dream Fantasy belongs to life But don't fullfill it Over a screen.
When I was really really young.. after hearing some crazy things my uncle told me about love and stuff.. I worte this in the 5th grade... Love ... Love is something i'll never be in.. Love is something I'll never see.. Love is an emotion that will always elude me... My heart is broken in a million peaces.. I'm the one in the crowded room you don't see.. You use me.. forget about me.. and won't ever love me. Love is never within my grasp.. its always falling away from me. I never meant to make some kids cry.. its just how I felt at the time.. Well part of me still does.. I got sent straight to the principles office.. LOL That same year.. i hated pics of me taken.. Long story.. Then i wrote .. sand.. and i won't print that until tomorrow..
I Never Title My Shit
still so deep... deep inside my own personal hell where my pain festers in a raging, blistering inferno. my heart is so dark... i bet i'd bleed black if you prick me. here's the bullshit of it all... i would rather be this way than be stuck with YOU forever.
Another Place To Blog
I'm running around here looking skeptical... It's as nice as myspace....hmmmmm I could get use to this thing I think.
Hey I Posted A Few New Pics
I posted some new pics come check them out and tell me what you think rate and comment them if you like. Thanks
New Pics
I just uploaded a bunch of Pics so go check them out
Real Men Like Real Women...(real Naked!!)**sexually Explicit**
Emrace of the Vampire(Alyssa Milano) Embrace Of The Vampire - video powered by Metacafe Bound(Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon) Hottest Scene Ever Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon - video powered by Metacafe
Music Lovers
Jesus Christ, I Suck.
I don't understand why men are the way they are. I will never understand why a nice looking rack or a nice looking ass takes priority over someone with a good heart and decent nature. I understand how guys tick, I'm not retarded or anything, but it's like the male population up and decided, "Hmm, I don't think I wanna date anyone EVER. Let's just see how many chicks I can bang this many girls will give it up and how quickly?" I refuse to be one of those women. You want a piece of me, you have to put in the time it takes to get it. I've seriously had enough of the bullshit. Quit being assholes, grow the fuck up, and get a life. Not all of us want to just kick up our heels and fuck. Some of us actually might wanna take the time to get to know your goofy asses. And with that, I'm just gonna jump off my soapbox now and shut the fuck up.
And navigating is sorta confusing. i guess I just have to get used to it, but yeah...>_< it's just such a busy site.
I hate this town!! :P I got used yet again.. When will my arse learn.. My gift is also my curse.. Damn Jay-z!! lol
Seems To Fit Right Now
Alone by Stefani Baucom I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

I finally posted some more ics in case anyone wants to see them if you check them out comment ok thanks
Well, i have no idea how this blog is supposed to work...but here is the first one. Ph34r it!!! Or something. OK, is it just me, or is the rating system here pretty darn useless? Does anyone ever give anything other than a 10?
Blog Italian For All
...quando... 1. Per sbaglio inserisci la password nel microonde. 2. Sono anni che non giochi a solitario con carte vere. 3. Hai una lista di 15 numeri di telefono per contattare i tuoi 5 familiari. 4. Mandi e-mail alla persona che lavora al tavolo accanto al tuo. 5. Il motivo per cui non ti tieni in contatto con i tuoi amici e familiari è che non hanno indirizzi e-mail. 6. Rimani in macchina e col cellulare chiami a casa per vedere se c'è qualcuno che ti aiuta a portare dentro la spesa.. 7. Ogni spot in tv ha un sito web scritto in un angolo dello schermo. 8. Uscire di casa senza cellulare, cosa che hai tranquillamente fatto per i primi 20, 30 (o 60) anni della tua vita, ora ti crea il panico e ti fa tornare indietro per prenderlo. 10. Ti alzi al mattino a ti metti al computer ancora prima di prendere il caffè. 11. Cominci ad arrovellarti il c
Well Heres Another Of My Collection Of Asses
Swore I'd Never Do It
I swore I would never dye my hair. Well, I did it. At first it was just going to be temporary but I decided to keep it this color. Bye bye to the blonde hair and hello to the brown. Now I look more like my dad than ever. Hey, I'm happy with it and that is all that matters right? Actually, I got complimented from my family a lot so it was definitely worth it.
Its always good to have friends, they're like the lovers who u can cheat on.they have ur back & ur front always there.a hurt from a friendship is worse than a lovers parting but its easier to get back together then it was all forgotten, so as u cry over the keyboard short curcuiting it remember friends will always be no matter what there is a place in my heart for you.LOVE TO EVERY ONE.
My First Blog
Well i dont know what to say well i guess i will just get on with it i guess Today was a good day except for the driver infront of me who struck a 76 year old female pedestrian in a marked crosswalk I dont know about you but I think drivers who do that should have their licence suspended for 72 hours and get fined 6 points on their drivers licence What do you all think about this comments questions let me know
True Friendship
True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I wil
Who Am I
I'm attracted to emo/goth to have great sex.I pray for world peace but hate so much in it.i usually play girls but i think i found love(maybe i won't cheat:just a thought:).I study a lot of religions but can't seem to consider myself in one.i love to laugh it erases my problems i try to forget.i'm a.k.a. "the nice guy" but there's a lot of skeletons in the closet & getting its fair share of bodies daily.I surrender to no one & i will fuck you up if u cross me.I don't give a hell what u say , call me whatever but i'm the one & only PUMZY.
Just Saying Hi
Hello rate us
Well, Holden gave me a nice scare Thursday morning. He came to me looking pale as can be and he said he didn't feel well. Turned out he was running a fever of 104. The fever wouldn't break for anything and the doctor wasn't able to find the source of the fever. Well, finally, after ruling out everything else, he did a whole tox screen on him and found out he had gotten bit. He was bit on his back by a spider and had an allergic reaction. There were no red streaks on his body so it wasn't something that we even thought of looking for. Well, once we knew what was wrong, we were able to get him treated and his fever broke. He is doing much better now and is sleeping peacefully. Yeah, now that he took about 10 years off of my life. lol I love my boy so much and am just relieved that he is going to be okay.
To My Friend Who Was Assaulted Over Race
I know you don’t want me with you right now But a part of me always will be A piece of me you took awhile ago That you cant hold or even see But whenever you feel alone Remember that It’s there You have a piece of my heart That with you I only share
We all try to hide our feelings but why,shit just becomes more complicated.Ashamed to cry so we battle the tears.This world is just surreal to me.I greet everyday with a smile but the darkness still lingers within.Everyday i battle myself to keep my calm. I don't know my next step and i'm very fond of i walk with a cautious step amongst suspects.I think i have found my way in loves house but it could be an illusion a lot of things are not what they seem to be.
I Wrote This For My Friend George
Lil secrets Underneath his look of innocence, A darker side prevails, I have for you a secret of my friend, But between us we must keep the details, Deep back in a secluded corner, Of his bedroom closet lies, A magazine full of naked pictures, Of many older guys, All though many pages stick together, One would not have to be wise, To figure out that when he looks at their wrinkly bodies, Something arises between his thighs, I never thought sagging and shriveled, Would for him do the trick , But with the magic of Viagra, Those old men have huge dicks, Now that I have told you, His secret you can not tell, But the next time you see old Georgie, Make sure you hide your grandpa well!!!
I Wrote This For A Friend In A Wheel Chair
Four Wheels I watch people stare as I wheel on by, So many people feel bad for me, Yet you’ll never see my cry, These Four wheels will keep on moving, Nothing will hold me back, I have too much to live for, To let these four wheels off track, Don’t sit and worry about me, I know I will be just fine, And these four wheels will keep on treading, For no better reason than that they are mine.

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