Try this in Mexico
>>
>> If you are ready for the adventure of a
>> lifetime, TRY THIS:
>>
>> Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind
>> immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any
>> of that nonsense.
>>
>> Once there, demand that the local government
>> provide free medical care for you and your entire
>> family.
>>
>> Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
>>
>> Demand free bilingual local government
>> forms, bulletins, etc.
>> Procreate abundantly.Deflect any criticism
>> of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
>> behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You
>> would not understand, pal."
>>
>> Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old
>> Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
>> your front window or on your car bumper.
>>
>> Speak only English at home and in public and
>> insist that your children do likewise.
>>
>> Demand classes on American culture in the
>> Mexican school system.
>>
>> Demand a local Mexican driver license. This
>> will afford other legal rights and will go far to
>> legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence
>> inMexico.
>>
>> Drive around with no liability insurance and
>> ignore local traffic laws.
>>
>> Insist that local Mexican law enforcement
>> teach English to all its officers.
>>
>> Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest
>> of time or soon dead.
>>
>> Because it will never happen. It will not
>> happen in Mexico or any other country in the world
>> except right here in the United States, Land of the
>> naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct
>> politicians.
>>
>> If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go
>> ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iran.
