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Try this in Mexico >> >> If you are ready for the adventure of a >> lifetime, TRY THIS: >> >> Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind >> immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any >> of that nonsense. >> >> Once there, demand that the local government >> provide free medical care for you and your entire >> family. >> >> Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. >> >> Demand free bilingual local government >> forms, bulletins, etc. >> Procreate abundantly.Deflect any criticism >> of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive >> behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You >> would not understand, pal." >> >> Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old >> Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in >> your front window or on your car bumper. >> >> Speak only English at home and in public and >> insist that your children do likewise. >> >> Demand classes on American culture in the >> Mexican school system. >> >> Demand a local Mexican driver license. This >> will afford other legal rights and will go far to >> legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence >> inMexico. >> >> Drive around with no liability insurance and >> ignore local traffic laws. >> >> Insist that local Mexican law enforcement >> teach English to all its officers. >> >> Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest >> of time or soon dead. >> >> Because it will never happen. It will not >> happen in Mexico or any other country in the world >> except right here in the United States, Land of the >> naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct >> politicians. >> >> If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go >> ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iran.

ok so everybody here is the story of my friday the 13th.... ok it starts at midnight and i am drunk and being an asshole...i guess, i really don't remember...i think i may have pissed off some good friends, which is really wierd cause when i get drunk i am usually calm and relaxed...but i had a bad day on the 12th...thats a whole other story...well i walk in to the second room of the club and run into my friend jess, she procedes to come running up to me and she jumps on me, i mean arms around me and wraps her legs around me. unfourtunately for me i am a lil bit tipsy and very unbalanced, i try put all my weight and hers on my right leg to keep us from falling, keep in mind i am intoxicated, when i get our balance i fractured my leg and tore several ligaments and muscles...i don't realize this and continue the night dancing and just being an ass. i do realize that i am in alot of pain but the alcohol numbs it. so i keep putting pressure on my leg and falling all over the place. but, i am numb and ignore it. i end up kissing some chick and probably pissed her off, she did kiss me back, but if i was to see her i know i would regret it. fast forward to the ride home... now i do not like to drink and drive. and there is no excuse for doing it, but like i said i had a bad day and at this point i didn't care. so we are driving down the highway, speeding as usual, and bang there is a state cop. my also inebriated cousin says step on it and get off the next exit. so i did. and i didn't even know the cop was behind me. so i came up to a red light and stopped and seeing there was no traffic i went through it. now i see the cop behind me cause he turns on his lights. oh fuck i am thinking. so i pull over imedeiately. the officer approaches my truck and asks me "do you know why i am pulling you over?" and i answer with "well i wasn't speeding, but i did blow through the red light". he looks at me in amasement and says "sir have you been drinking?" and of course i don't lie "yes officer i have been, but i only had 1 or 3 drinks" so he asks liscense and registration, and i comply. then here comes the sobriety test. follow the light touch the end of my pen with your index finger. so i did. then he asks me to step out of the vehicle. i go to shut off the truck and the officer tells me i can leave my truck running so my frind don't freeze. and i say "screw him with gas prices today i am shuting my truck off" .when i open the door he flashes his light on my cousin and asks him "sir, have you been drinking?" and my all so intelligent cousin responds with "sir i have and i am fucking cocked". way to go bob. so now i go to the back of my truck where i have to walk in a straight line spin and walk again...remeber my friends, my leg is fractured and my muscles torn...so i do the walk falling all over myself. i was in alot of pain trying to go heal toe heal toe. then he says we are gonna do the standing on one leg thing...i look at the officer and i tell him " sir, sober i have no balance, and i belive i injured my leg tonight" he asks me how and i tell him the lil story and he says go sit in the truck. i get back in the truck and start laughing my ass off with bob. we are trying not to laugh to loud. i don't know if he heard us or not. now we are sitting there for like a half hour. freezing, cause i am not gonna start my truck back up and make him think i am gona make a run for it. finally he comes back up to my window and tells me my liscense is suspended and i am driving illeagaly. fuckin great i am thinking now on top of d.u.i. and speeding and running a red light, i am fucking driving illeagally...i am definately going to fucking jail...WRONG...the officer asks me if i know any one that will come pick my cousin and i up and drive my truck home. the lord smiles upon this here whitetrash. we start calling everyone...my ex wife hangs up on us...becky hangs up on us...bobs step mom, yup you guessed it hangs up on us...i continue to try and call my brother...the officer comes back up to the truck and tells me if i don't find someone soon he's gonna have to arrest me and impound my truck...finally my brother answers, we tell him the story and he's on his way. i tell the officer my brothers coming he goes back to his crusier and comes back with bobs id and my reg. and 2 tickets one for having a loud exhaust and the other a violation for driving with a suspended liscense, then tells me he can't give me my liscense back...hey you know what my friends, i thought to myself, if the only thing i am getting is a $100 ticket and he keeps my liscense, woo-hoo thank god. now here we go my brother shows up drunk and our friend matt does not have a licsense, fucking great...but they walk right past the cops my brother jumps into my truck and bob goes to my brothers truck and away we go...thank you lord i am home safe and so is my truck. it's 4 o'clock in the morning... what a start huh! turns out the officer that pulled me over owns a mitsubishi and i gave him a discount for some parts he needed a month or two back. funny thing is when i told him i would give him the discount i didn't know he was a state cop and for some reason he told me so i in turn told him "i helped you out, if you ever pull me over remember me and help me out" he stayed to his word. i guess not all cops are assholes huh. fast forward to 8 o'clock... i wake up and i am in so extreme pain, and then find out that matt called my work and told them i was in jail...oh great now the guys at work think i am arrested...i am gonna tell them the truth when i go in monday...i couldn't get to work cause i didn't have a drivers liscense...so i go back to bed and wake up at 11 o'clock, get dressed and head down to my truck. guess where i am going...thats right to the DMV i am gonna get my liscense back,and i am gonna drive there... well $310 and a 2 hours later i got it back, sweet, now i am going to the hospital cause i am in some serious pain...i wait for about a half hour in the er and then i talk to the doctor get some x-rays and bam thats when i find out about my fracture and torn ligaments and muscles...oh fucking yay...now i got a brace, crutches and a whole bottle of vikes...boy is this day fucked or what...so now i go fill my perscription, pick up my son and go home...it is now 5o'clock and i am back home leg elevated, my son destroying the place..lol...and wondering wow i had a really fucked up day thank god it's over... it's 8:49 now and i started this story at 8...i hope you enjoy my misery on usually my luckiest day of the year for me...over all if you think about it i am extremely lucky...i got drunk, drove home, din't kill no one, got pulled over, lost my liscense,got sent home, got my liscense back, went to the hospital, found out i am broken, get vikes (just to let you, my friends, know i am not a pill popper and i probably will have that bottle for awhile...i only take pain killers when i am using them for what i got them for), and go home to relax...yeah thank god it's over...thanks for reading...feel free to comment about how much of a stupid dumbshit lucky ass motherfucker i am. and in closing i would like to thank the following people..bob for making me go out, syl and laura for putting up with my shit at the bar, jess for fracturing my leg...don't worry kid i'll be fine i think it's kind of funny...the state cop for keeping up his end of the bargin, my brother for coming out at three in the morning and saving me...matt for doing the same as justin and also calling me in to work...big rob my assistant. dude iam so sorry for not coming in i am sure you had plans for your half day and i ruined them but can you see why i didn't make it in...and last but not least...God...yes god cause in all actuality i should be either dead really hurt and/or sitting in prison...somebody was watching over me. p.s. thanks gram

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT! I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we Are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, We have experienced a surge In patriotism by the majority Of Americans. However...... The dust from the attacks had Barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about The possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am Not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there Are a few things that those Who have recently come to Our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a Multicultural community Has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans...... We have our own culture, our Own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part Of our society, learn the language!! "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women.......on Christian principles............. Founded this nation..... And this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it On the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as Your new home.........because God is part of our culture. If Stars and Stripes offend you, or You don't like Uncle Sam, then you Should seriously consider a move To another part of this planet. We Are happy with our culture and have No desire to change, and we really Don't care how you did things where You came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, Our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the Right to express his opinion and we Will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining....... Whining...... And griping....... About our flag....... Our pledge...... Our national motto........or our Way of life....I highly encourage you to Take advantage of one other Great American Freedom....... THE RIGHT TO LEAVE. It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; If you don't agree -- GET OUT AMEN

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am white. I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists? For all who are against whites FUCK YOU!

CAN'T FIND A JOB IN AMERICA ? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN)for 6am. While his coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA)was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG).He put on a dress shirt(MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans(MADE IN SINGAPORE)and tennis shoes(MADE IN KOREA).After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA)he sat down with his calculator(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch(MADE IN TAIWAN)to the radio(MADE IN INDIA)he got in his car(MADE IN JAPAN)and continued his search for a good payingAMERICANJOB.At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals(MADE IN BRAZIL)poured himself a glass of wine(MADE IN FRANCE)and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.AMERICA....