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Table Set For Two
Candles flicker softly on a table set for two, There's no one on the earth tonight except for me and you. A nice romantic dinner and a bottle of chilled wine, And we are here together in a moment stopped in time. A love so few have ever known and this is its birth night, Alone within our little world, you and I and candlelight. So soon we will set free the feelings that we want to share. And I am held here spellbound by your laughter in the air. Thoughts of love like falling leaves, Swirling in the autumn breeze, Flow in our minds and in our eyes, A tender look and longing sighs, We touch and as the fire starts, That we have kindled in our hearts, We kiss and hear the angels sing, As heavens gift to me you bring, No more to live my life alone, And in your soul I found my home, At peace within your loving arms, Captivated by your charms, And happily I'd die for you, Here at this table set for two.

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, size

Simple Maple Sponge Cake
Serves 10-12 1 cup maple syrup 6 eggs 1 cup flour (1 tsp. vanilla - optional) Separate eggs. Put whites in a large bowl, yolks in a medium bowl. Sift flour several times, put in a small bowl. Beat egg whites until stiff, but not dry. Set aside. Beat yolks until light, add syrup (and vanilla if desired). Beat again to mix well. Pour yolk syrup mixture into whites and fold gently with wire whip unti blended. Gradually add flour 1 tbsp. at a time while folding mixture. Lightly dust large tube pan. When mixture is well blended, pour into tube pan. Bake at 325 for about 1 hr. Cool on rack, remove cake from pan. If you need to dress it up - just add strawberries and whipped cream.

Things...
Ive often sat and wondered about so many things that have happened in my life and that of which is happening now. I hear people all the time express how much they would go back and change their life the least little bit. I on the other hand wouldn't for the simple fact, if you are a dear friend to me than you know my life has been thru pure T shit, but i wouldn't trade it because of the simple fact it has made me the person i am today.I am able to hold my head up high and face this cruel jackass of a world everyday i wake up breathing. yeah i think i could have possibly done some things different, but would i trade it. Nope! Not One single drop of it. so yeah my life is pretty much a complex orbit cycling the earth's surface.And you know what I wouldn't have it any other way. lol i can say loud n proud "I'm A FUCKED UP HUMAN BEING!!" see wasnt so hard, now if only half the population here would step up to the plate, we'd be getting somewhere. We all go thru trials n tribulations, but i

Comin' Around
you can fall prey to the hands of fate you can build walls again im the one that can always relate to the way you deal with pain how you going to make me feel when you finally come around I think ill get a raw deal a love without sound I can see what he is doin to you I can see you need a hand Ill be the one to take you thru another lonely night again I heard another thing today they said you were comin around Im not going to be hear baby Ill be six feet under ground

Maple Syrup Pie
Makes 2 pies Ingredient: Pastry for 2-crust pie 1 cup maple syrup 1/2 c water 3 tbsp cornstarch 2 tbsp cold water 1/4 c chopped nuts Preparation Method: Boil the maple syrup and 1/2 cup of water for 5 minutes. Blend the cornstarch with the 2 tablespoons of water and add to the syrup. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture is smooth and transparent. Add the butter and chopped nuts and let it cool. Bake between two crusts at 400 degrees F for 25-30 minutes.

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Maple-glazed Butternut Squash (love The Taste Of Maple)
Serves 4 1 medium butternut squash, peeled, seeded, quartered, cut into half-inch slices 4 tbsp. maple syrup 1/4 tsp. ground mace 4 tbsp dark rum 2/3 cup water Place all ingredients in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 15 minutes until tender. Put cooking liquid to the side, transfer the squash into a pre-heated serving dish, then boil the left over liquid until it is thick. Pour over the squash and serve.

Tonight
When, my fingers searching, I whisper in your ear it doesn't mean what last night it meant: the pressure of the skies demanded a venting; tonight I need to go it slow. Slide my fingers along the fur of your stomach chills, saliva cooled. That taut canyon of muscle channels my tongue to damper ravines. Could you lick and kiss me yes-- this is the sensation. Here is my gasp. We have become of eachother one; this fluid is our snowmelt. By Jason Paul Fox

Papaya Ice Cream
Makes 1 quart Ingredients 1 ripe papaya, peeled, seeded, and sliced 1 tbsp lemon juice 3/4 cup sugar 2 eggs, beaten 1 cup milk 1 cup half & half or whipping cream Directions 1. In blender or food processor fitted with metal blade, puree papaya and lemon juice. 2. In a medium saucepan, combine sugar, beaten eggs and milk. 3. Cook and stir over low heat until mixture thickens and coats a spoon. 4. Add pureed papaya and half and half. 5. Pour into ice cream canister. Freeze in ice cream maker according to manufacturer's directions.

I Am Afraid To Love You
I am afraid to love, and yet I love you. My fear is like a wall I walk right through. The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me. I need it still, and yet I still need you. I know someday we will be in a field Surrounded by the blessing of the sky. I'll dance with all the freedom of pure joy, Needing you without a reason why. But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you, That you might not accept my desperate need. You make me laugh and cry and be completely. You are the flower, I the slender reed.

Gingered Chicken With Mango
Makes 4 servings Ingredients 1/4 cup olive oil or vegetable oil 2 cloves fresh garlic, crushed 2 pounds chicken breast fillets, skinned 1 cup peeled and diced mangoes 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground cloves 2 teaspoons ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1 teaspoon soy sauce Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Directions 1. Heat the oil in a heavy frying pan. 2. Add the garlic and sauté for a few minutes. 3. Then, add the chicken fillets. Cook for about 15-20 minutes, until the chicken is cooked through. 4. Meanwhile, in a medium-sized bowl, combine the mango with the sugar, cloves, ginger, and nutmeg. 5. Pour the mixture over the cooked fillets and gently mix to cover the chicken pieces. Add soy sauce, salt, and pepper to taste. Cook for about 10 more minutes. 6. Serve hot with a fresh green vegetable and a side dish of rice.

Passion Without Flesh
All day I picture curves arching under me Dripping the sweat of passion, the heat Jeering at the bodies we use to strain for pleasure Equaled by no other. We quest together for the Coolness and calmness that follows it. Tonight I must make this image into reality. I cannot live on images. Sustenance craves Veritability of pleasure, not phantoms of fever. Each moment stretches into eternity; I Long to run my hand down the spine, cup Each buttock in turn, lick a line of Shivers along the spine hiding behind you. Soon I will make love to you. By Jason Paul Fox

Green Tea Chocolate Cake
Makes 4 servings Ingredients 4 eggs 1 3/4 cup flour 1 1/2 cup sugar 3/4 cup butter 2 tbsp maccha powder (green tea powder) 1 tbsp chocolate chips Directions 1. Put butter in a bowl and stir well until soften. Add sugar in the bowl and mix well. Whisk eggs in another bowl. Mix eggs and butter mixture together. 2. Sift flour and green tea powder together. Add flour in the egg and butter mixture and mix. Add chocolate chips in the bowl and mix together. 3. Spread some batter and place baking wax paper inside of a medium loaf pan. 4. Pour batter into the pan. Bake in preheated 360F oven for 35 minutes.

Blah
I feel like I am heavily broken right now and I dont know why. I was so happy yesterday. I slept all day today. I need to sleep more. I can't keep going on like an hour of sleep a day. It's killing me. Im just so tired. I just feel so sad. :((

My Thoughts On The Civil Rights Movement
This was something I wrote around last January, after Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday, but after some things that have gone on with me in the last few months I figured I'd post it here to get you guy's thoughts. Lemme know that yall think, did I hit the nail on the head or no? I just felt like posting a blog today about the stuff that has been going through my head over the last few weeks so it maybe a little long so bear with me yall First and foremost I wanna wish everybody a Happy New Year (Yeah I know I'm late but I been working...LMAO) We made it to another year yall, and man last year was one hell of a ride, and it's just gonna get better this year. We just had an important holiday (Martin Luther King Jr. Day) earlier this month, and I saw an episode of Boondocks (One of my favorite shows on TV yall gotta check it out sometime) and it brought back Dr. King for one night, and even though that episode might have offended some folk, it made me think a lot about the state

Spicy Bbq Shrimp
Makes 4 to 6 servings Ingredients 1/2 c butter or margarine 3/4 c BBQ sauce 2 tb lemon juice 2 lb medium to large shrimp; unshelled 1/2 c dry sherry Cayenne pepper to taste Black pepper Garlic powder Directions 1. Turn on broiler and melt butter in a 13x9-inch broiler pan. 2. Remove pan from oven and stir in BBQ sauce and lemon juice. 3. Add shrimp and toss to coat. Spread out in pan. 4. Sprinkle cayenne, black pepper, and garlic powder over the shrimp. 5. Broil five inches from the heat source for four minutes. Turn shrimp. Add sherry and broil for four minutes longer.

Dream Come True Shattered
I'm smothered by a memory tonight, entangled in your finger's phantom touch, the filgreed chills of your delicious bite, trapped in the comfort of your drunken clutch-- for what your ardent kiss meant yesterday seems so clear it stings like shards of glass that slash my eyes to hear your echoes say "what is now, what was then, this must pass." If lost, these words are simpler than they seem; simply listen to the echo when they pass: they say I want to haunt your every dream-- it says "dream on, you're an ass." By Jason Paul Fox

Lovely Countries
H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction K.O.R.E.A . - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity. E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us. T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Cheese Blintzes
Cheese Blintzes Makes 10 to 12 crepes Ingredients Crepe Batter: 2 eggs 2 tablespoons salad oil 1 cup milk 3/4 cup sifted flour 1/2 teaspoon salt Cheese Filling: 1/4 pound cream cheese 2 egg yolks 1/4 pound cottage or pot cheese 2 Tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla Directions: 1. Beat eggs, oil, and milk. Add flour and salt, beating until very smooth. Chill 30 minutes; it should be like heavy cream. If too thick, add a little milk. 2. Grease 8-inch hot skillet with light coating of butter. Pour 3 to 4 tablespoons of batter into the skillet, turning pan to coat it. Fry lightly on one side. Repeat with remaining batter. 3. Stack crepes on waxed paper, brown side up. Beat filling ingredients together until smooth. Fill each crepe with 2 heaping tablespoons of filling and roll up egg roll-style by folding in sides of crepe over filling. 4. May be frozen at this point, then fried without defrosting. Melt 2 tablespoons butter over medium heat in larg

Love By Candlelight
Tell me how it happened in those strident tones that once shook my lips, shaken once the tones in those lips that told me it happened, how my strident touch quivered through you, as the echoes had flickered through the candlelight once- once your touch had echoed through flickering quivers, the candlelight, as through the lips that once in shaken tones stridently echoed my touch, through you. By Jason Paul Fox

White Bean Pasta E Fagioli
Makes 4 to 6 servings Ingredients 3 cups cooked cannellini beans 3 tbsp olive oil 2 carrots, peeled and chopped 2 celery stalks, chopped 1 small red onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, peeled and minced 4 large, ripe plum tomatoes 4 to 5 cups chicken broth Salt & pepper 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 teaspoon dried oregano 2 cups small dried pasta of choice 1 cup grated parmesan cheese Extra virgin olive oil to serve Directions 1. Heat the oil in a large pot, and cook the onion, celery, carrot, and garlic until soft and fragrant. 2. Add 4 cups of the broth, and the beans to the pot, and cook for 10 minutes. Season with salt, pepper, oregano, and half of the parsley. 3. Cut the tomatoes in half, and gently squeeze to remove most of the seeds. Cut off the core end, and then cut the tomatoes into small dice. Add the tomatoes, and pasta of choice to the pot, and cook until the pasta is tender, about 10 to 15 minutes, adding a little additional broth to the

Freedom
They hit us hard, We hit are knees harder. They took the two from us, We took two from them. They made us cry, We made them cry harder. They will take and take, but they will never take my freedom away from me. Copyrighted from www.poetry.com

*-=*=-*french Chocolate Torte*-=*=-*
1/4 cup light molasses 1/4 cup dark corn syrup 1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1 teaspoon instant coffee powder, dissolved in 1 tablespoon hot water 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 egg yolks 1/2 cup finely ground almonds 1 cup fresh bread crumbs, finely ground 1/3 cup Dutch cocoa 4 egg whites, at room temperature 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line 9" springform pan with parchment paper; spray lightly with cooking spray. In small saucepan, combine molasses, corn syrup, brown sugar, diluted coffee, bourbon & vanilla extract. Stir well & place over medium heat. Cook 1 to 2 minutes or until melted & syrupy. Do not boil. Remove from heat. In small bowl with mixer at medium speed, beat egg yolks about 2 minutes or until thick & lemon-colored. Slowly beat molasses syrup into yolks, continue beating until mixture is consistency of thick cream. In another small bowl, stir together almonds & bread crumbs. Sift cocoa powder into crumb mixture, sti

Eve Of Love
On the eve of love my love gave to me a world of no hate On the eve of love my love gave to me a powerful ring On the eve of love my love gave to me a heart of no limits On the eve of love my love gave to me a family of good deeds On the eve of love my love gave to me a golden reminder On the eve of love my love gave to me a a field of open dreams On the eve of love my love gave to me a candle-lite dinner On the eve of love my love gave to me a dozens red rose from the heart On the eve of love my love gave to me a a promise that will not exceed On the eve of love my love gave to me a world of smiles On the eve of love my love gave to me a post-it meet me at 6 you know the place Copyrighted from www.poetry.com

Divide By Mistrust
I think about what has happend to us. One nation that is divide by misguidens and mistrust. How can we fight a good fight with hate. How can we betray the laws of the world and spill blood. Do you think about us, one nation divided by mistrust. Copyrighted from www.poetry.com

*-=*=-*chocolate Frozen Yogurt*-=*=-*
12 ounces evaporated lowfat milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup plain lowfat yogurt, stirred 2 ounces semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup sugar 2 teaspoons cornstarch In medium saucepan, combine sugar & cornstarch. Stir in milk. Cook & stir over moderate heat until thickened & bubbly. Remove from heat; cool to lukewarm. Add vanilla & yogurt. Refrigerate until mixture is cold. Melt chocolate. While chocolate is hot, pour it very slowly into chilled yogurt mixture while stirring gently. Freeze in ice-cream maker according to manufacturer's directions.

Beautiful Eyes 1
I see your beautiful eyes, I can see them from here. Blue: it's you, unbelievable you Brown: it's you, I can't believe it's you Green: it's true, it's only you Hazel: it's love, my love for you is true Your beautiful eyes, I can see them from here. Blue: love, happy, glad, and always true Brown: mad, angry, mean, but feels Green: sensitive, scared, sad, but loves Hazel: gloomy, upsst, cool, but always lives I can see them from here, I can see your beautiful eyes. Copyrighted from www.poetry.com

Better Days
I was thinking about what I did as a little one. How the wind blows and the earth moved. Would put me at this point in history. No matter how hard I try, I get put down and step on. No matter how hard I cry, I get put to the test of others. No matter how hard I work, the words just don't come out right. No matter how bad life itself gets, I look for those better days. When the sun is out. The tears have stop. The pain is gone. I gave up on life itself, then I have those better days. With my heart, I feel good again. I feel like the world is over my head. Giving back to me those better days. There is no mystery here. Just finding those better days.

Strawberry Rhubarb Jam
Makes 12 half-pint jars Ingredients 4 cups rhubarb, thinly sliced 4 cups of fresh strawberries, sliced 4 tbsp lemon juice 1/2 tsp salt 10 cups granulated sugar 2 (3 1/2 oz) packages powdered fruit pectin Directions 1. In large kettle combine all ingredients except the sugar. 2. Cook over high heat until mixture comes to a full boil. 3. Add sugar and keep stirring. Be sure sugar dissolves into the mixture. 4. Return to boil and boil for another minute, stirring constantly. 5. Remove from the burner and skim off the foam with a spoon. 6. Spoon the hot jam into hot (preferably half-pint) canning jars. Leave 1/4 inch of space at the top. Wipe the jar rims and adjust the lids. 7. Place the jars in a boiling water canner for 5 minutes (begin timing when the water starts to boil). Remove jars from canner and cool on racks.

Mom,chris,robbie,alisha & So On Listen Up!
your guyz mean alot to me..u guyz are alwayz there 4 me no matter what and i know ya all have my back for eternity...when lexey died my mom andbro chris wuz there 4 me..lexey wuz like a real sister to me n it hurt like hell when she died,i miss her so much that at timez id cry cuz i wish she wuz still alive..she wuz da sweetest gurl n da world who didnt deserve to get leukemia and didnt deserve to die..i knwo she iz n a better place now and iz not suffering but...itz just i miss her....and when my grandma mary died on march 16th thiz year i wuz so upset n i cried forever cuz i have not seen her n a long time n nobody woudld take me to go see her..she thoguht i didnt wunt to have anything to do with her & sdhe died thinking that i think.. n that hurtz me more than anything... mom,robbie,daniel,tarra and alisha wuz very supportive when my grandma mary died..they were there to help me thru it.. even tho robbie,alisha,daniel and brandon and tarra & i have not met in person.... i feel

Maple Butter
Makes 10 servings Ingredients 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened 1/4 cup maple syrup (preferably pure maple syrup) Directions 1. Mix the butter and syrup with an electric mixer until well blended. The final product will have a whipped texture. 2. Serve immediately or chill for a while if you want to firm up the texture.

Saviour
When the candles gutter and the bedsheets entangle me in the convolutions of an indistinctly menacing emptiness, and i wander like a lost child through gaping chasms of the unfamiliar terrain of loneliness-- When the light flickers like a moth against the face of this black world and my soul is flailed in the silent faces of loves lost in time, and I feel the nails driving me through; when there is nothing to forgive, and the penance seems too light-- It is in these times of horror when the town clock rings only a moment, and the echos follow me out of the bedroom and through the door, that I wish you were with me; only you can dispell this horror. By Jason Paul Fox

My Moral Standing Is Lying Down
not much is new, i have sort of had a boring day mostly sitting around on the computer and such, though i started watching blue collar comedy which was making me laugh my ass off, and talking to my friend ember which is niftyful. she downloaded aim just to talk to me on it so i feels specialness. i think i've been corrupted lol, tho i don't think i ever truly had morales i just pretended i did and didn't let it effect others but i don't really care anymore. i'm to young to spend my life constantly worrying and sitting around doing nothing. i need to experience things and life, i always come to this conclusion yet never really do it because social situations and always just getting to feeling i ought not cuz its not right or something. i sold my soul the day i fell in love with alexz, and can't expect to ever have it back again. probably sold it long before that. i started two new short stories today which is always niftyful. inspiration can come from anywhere hehe i must thank

Sushi Rolls
Makes 4 servings Ingredients 3 cups cooked Japanaese-style rice 3/4 cups rice vinegar 1 tbsp sugar 1 tbsp salt roasted nori sheets assorted fillings (shrimp, tuna, vegetables, salmon, etc) Directions 1. Cook rice according to package instructions. 2. Mix vinegar, sugar and salt. Cut vinegar mixture into cooked rice until well combined. 3. To roll sushi you can use a bamboo sushi mat, or just use a clean towel instead, or you can even forego the roller and just carefully roll using your hands. 4. Place nori sheet on roller and spread a thin layer of the sushi rice over the nori. Place your filling in a center line on the nori sheet. 5. Begin rolling by carefully folding over the top edge and starting the roll. 6. Continue to roll, keeping the roll as tight as possible. Take a sharp knife and slice the roll into 1 - 1 1/2 inch pieces.

Save Me
When buzzing silence is the only sort of music my care-weary ear can stand, and I become a hairy, pus-filled wart that shames the muse's lovely powdered hand- When walls remove me from the pressing crowd, suppress me with their invisible load, my hands become too big, my voice too loud, I sit lost on dusty foreign roads friendless, devoid of meaning, all drawn in from contact needed from those I repell because I feel boorish, painfully thin, and on my magnified faults I must dwell- These times I yearn for you to save me, you can soothe this pain, and help me make it through. By Jason Paul Fox

Come To Me
Come to me Come to me when you’re lost And I will hold your hand As our lips together Fireworks are grand If you need a shoulder to lean on Mine is always here Don’t think I won’t be there Because I’ll will always care If you need someone to turn to And no one is around You know where I’ll be found Don’t even be afraid To shed on me some tears Will conquer them together All our hopes and fears

When I Think Of You
When I Think Of You When I think of you Tears fill my eyes I miss what we once had I feel a piece of me is missing “That piece is you” You were so close to me I counted on you every day Now that piece is missing I severely do miss you I would do anything to again be whole To again have you in my life And be together for every single day of my life.

Need Your Love
Need your Love I’ll never feel your touch again, But I’ll come back Your love was like a sting to my heart I’ve got to get you back in my life Because that’s all I’ve been living for I lie to myself every night Nothing I say can make you go away It kills me being without you I need you more everyday Alone in my bed I don’t feel you next to me I’d change everything to have you again Nothing seems right anymore I can’t fool anyone My heart has a mind of its own I can’t believe how I’m coming apart.

Veggie Tortilla Wrap
Veggie Tortilla Wrap Makes 1 serving Ingredients 1 flour tortilla 2 thin slices cheese (your favorite) 1/2 avocado, sliced thinly 1/3 cup leftover grilled vegetables (mushrooms, onions, peppers, etc) 1 large lettuce leaf 2 tbsp balsamic vinaigrette dressing Directions 1. Place lettuce leaf across the middle of the tortilla. Top with cheese, avocado and grilled vegetables. Sprinkle with dressing. 2. Fold egg-roll style, tucking in sides as you roll. Tip: If you're putting this in a lunch box, don't use vegetables like tomatoes, which will make the bread soggy if it's not eaten right away.

I Love You
I Love you You can’t leave me now After all we been through You’ve been there for you. I Love You Look over your shoulder I’ll be here for you Please don’t leave! Please don’t go! You’re destroying me I can’t let go I Love You I’ll always love you Through and through You’re my baby and I Love You!

Brocken Hearts
Broken Hearts I’ve had many broken hearts Although the one you gave me hurt You continued to flirt Gloating your fake love That actually wasn’t from above Sometimes I wish I hadn’t met you Thinking of our memories is all I can do I thought I really felt something for you Now your thoughts make me blue When you found someone new. I knew it could never be me and you. I thought our love would last forever; Forever turned into the end You were nothing more than just a friend I wish we were together Just me and you again forever.

Beef Jerky
Beef Jerky Makes 2 lbs Ingredients 2 lbs flank steak, sliced thin 1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup honey 6 cloves garlic, minced 1 tbsp ginger grated - heaping 1/2 tbsp red pepper flakes OR 30 grinds black pepper, freshly ground 1 tsp sesame oil 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp onion powder 1/2 tsp liquid smoke flavoring Directions 1. Partially freeze steak to assist in slicing. 2. Remove all extraneous fat, slice thinly (1/4 inch). 3. Combine remaining ingredients, mix well, and marinate meat overnight. 4. Dry with dehydrator or in oven on lowest temperature.

First Concert Ever
I FINALLY WENT TO MY FIRST CONCERT!!!! HANK WILLIAMS JR AND GRETCHEN WILSON IN ROANOKE RAPIDS NC...MY TOWN.....IT WAS SO FUCKIN AWESOME....I HAD A TOTAL BLAST.....I NEVER KNEW HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVED HANK AND GRETCHEN!!!!!I WILL BE HORSE IN THE MORNIN BUT IT WAS WORTH IT ALL THE WAY!!!!!THANKS FOR READING DONT BE AFRIAD TO LEAVE SOME COMMENTS!!!!LOVES YOU GUYS

Pear Relish
Pear Relish Makes 8 to 9 pints Ingredients 12 lbs firm pears, about 40, peeled, cored, quartered 2 green bell peppers, seeded and quartered 2 red bell peppers, seeded and quartered 2 lbs onions, about 7 to 8 medium, peeled and quartered 5 cups white vinegar 4 cups sugar 2 1/2 tbsp salt 2 tbsp whole mixed pickling spice 2 tbsp turmeric Directions 1. Grind pears, onions, and bell peppers. Drain off all liquid. 2. Combine vinegar, sugar, salt, pickling spices, and turmeric in a large kettle. Boil 10 minutes. 3. Add ground fruit and vegetables; bring to a boil. Boil 15 minutes. 4. Spoon into hot sterilized jars and seal quickly. 5. Process for 15 minutes in a boiling-water canner.

Destned To Be
Destined to be You are my dream come true, And I’ll never be the same without you I feel so all alone without you Like I have no one to turn to Because no one understands like you did I sit here all alone craving For the loved we shared Sometimes I think that I should Just end everything But something is stopping me Maybe we were just destined to be.

Wolf And Vamp Pack Updated Come Join Us If U Want In
Nympho Wolf@ LostCherry o.•:*¨¨*:•.Wolfies Nightmare.•:*¨¨*:•.o@ LostCherry Fire@ LostCherry o.•:*¨¨*:•.Nightmares Wolfie.•:*¨¨*:•.o@ LostCherry

Apple Cider Punch (just In Time For Halloween)
Apple Cider Punch Makes 10 servings Ingredients 2 quarts apple cider 4 cups cranberry juice 2 cups orange juice 2 cans apricot nectar 2 cups sugar 4 sticks cinnamon orange slices studded with whole cloves 1. In a large kettle, combine all ingredients except orange slices. 2. Simmer for 15 to 20 minutes. 3. Garnish punch with floating clove-studded orange slices. 4. Serve hot.

Black Leather
Slowly moving onto the dance floor Black leather clings to every curve Men drooling, longing to explore Shapely hips shake with each swerve.. Playfully teasing with blonde silky hair Arousing senses with well-rounded breasts Causing all their eyes to excitedly stare Upon her body, they lustily want to rest.. Pouting lips shine invitingly in the light Now the men are really counting on luck Sexily moving closer, much to their delight Another womans lips she passionately sucks.. http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/explicit/poems.php?id=758559

Love
Dreamer The first that we met Your name was all I knew But I got to know you better Day dreamer was all I would do Thinking about us talking and long walking Holding hands as we would talk All these things I would miss And all I wanted was a simple kiss Wondering and hoping you just might, Those cute eyes starring down at me Praying that it was meant to be.

Go Check Out My New Pic Its Under Tonis Other Pics
hey guys i was boared today trying to relaxe at home since i cant do any modeling out side the house to go to work to do the shoots so i was practing a model pose go see it and tell me what u think my son peter saids hi to yous hes going to sleep now hes saids goodnight

Neiman - Marcus Cookies
This recipe cost a lady $250 so she decided to pass it on to everyone she knows, so that Neiman Marcus can't make any money on it from all the ones she knows. (Recipe may be halved) > >2 cups butter >24 oz chocolate chips >4 cups flour >2 cups brown sugar >2 tsp. soda >1 tsp. salt >2 cups sugar 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated) 5 cups blended oatmeal 4 eggs 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. vanilla 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice) 1) Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. 2) Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. 3)Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

A Beautiful Dream
A Beautiful Dream by babylovesman © I knocked on her door, not knowing if I was gonna be disappointed. When she opened the door, I realized she was all I ever wanted. In previous months, we spent so much time chatting. It was only obvious, we knew what would be happening. I closed her door behind me, we didn't spend time talking. She welcomed me with a great big hug and lifted her leg and suddenly I felt something arising. I held her leg up with one hand, let go of my bags with the other. I felt her soft lips touch mine, and in a flash, our tongues were together. Her hands were on my back as we fell on the couch. She was clawing at me like a cat does a mouse. Her hands went for my belt as I was kissing her chest. Her hands dug down and grabbed what was known as the best. I lifted her skirt, pulled down her panties, only to thrust towards her like kids going for candy. Our hearts were racing as I put my dick in, then I heard the doorbell and asked "Sh

Well I Warned Yas....
i said this was gonna be my bitch and groan blog so here i go....... anyone have a family member, or friend whatever...who just isnt happy unless they are completely misereable? and seems to think everyone else has to be? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heres the deal...i live with my grandmother, yes quite sad actually i know lol. anyway.....bitch bitch bitch whine bitch complain wha wha wha blah!!! thats basically what comes out of her mouth...constantly...24/7....and believe me, im NOT exaggerating out of anger. i have absolutely NO privacy or life of my own, im treated like im 13 instead of 31. i get a phone call, shes gotta know who what where how i know them....i go somewhere shes gotta know where, why, when, how long, etc. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!! jeezus freakin crisco! ok so if my next pics show me bald...its cuz i ripped my freakin hair out!!!

Need Help - Computers?
Just so you all know, I am happy to help people with computer problems and issues. Why? Because I do it for a living for a local company. I do everything from PCs to servers, network & unix support. LC was a bit different for me, but it didn't take long for me to get the hang of the site and problems users will and do see. No doubt, I will end up offering to help, so why not it over with ;) If you need help, please let me know. JJ the Axe

The Window
This isn't meant to explain love, as I got in a comment, but to tell a story of love... -------------------------------------------- I gaze out the window, Looking across the lands, Wishing you were here with me, To take my hand. Folding my empty hands in my lap, I see my reflection in the window, Breathing for you alone, I know my heart can grow. Sighing a depth of sorrow, Knowing it is the sea, That separates us, but I still want, You to share a life with me. When my gentle thoughts, Dance through my head, I know a thousand miles, Is not far to tread. Walking by love holding me high, Knowing you are not to far away, I reach out for your hand, Daring you to stray. For a love so great, Easily, is never found, And I know we are lucky, For this love will always be around. http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=760746

4 The Love Of Cum
4 the love of cum... by PurrfectKitten22 © 4 The Love of Cum It can be thick like toothpaste as it oozes from the tip I let it collect on my tongue as gravity makes it drip I move it so it coats my mouth and taste it like fine wine I lap it up with ecstasy because it is all mine I suck and nibble the skin around it because it leaves a taste A saltiness that calls to me, can’t let it go to waste Sometimes when the mood is right and the skin is flushed bright red I see it fly in thick ropes and strands landing everywhere instead When I see the muscles tighten and the cock gets hard and straight I shake the balls beneath it because I don’t want to wait I let my fingers find the place between ecstasy and sin And probe it ever so gently until it lets me in There inside your body I’m connected directly I watch you for signs that I’m doing it correctly I push in slightly and hear you gasp or moan I milk you with my other hand and listen to you groan Pre-cum slicks the

Who Am I?
They want to know what I am I simply say I am the creation of God Flesh and blood In the shape of a woman They ask what are you made of? I declare I am a form of love reborn With a laugh concealed in a child's song Hands stringed in strength Beating with a heart of faith They holler why is your skin that color? I reply I'm the mix of the sun and the sand A mere offspring of Adam A perfect shade of "human" They want to know what's that accent? In a slow drawl I simply say.. Eh?

Nascar
Nascar is not only for hicks! Now at one point (back in the 1968) that was true, but not anymore. I'm really tired of people calling me a hick just because I like Nascar. Nascar has elevated itself through the years. Did you know that their are an estimated 75 million fans of the sport? Companies such as Pfizer, Office Depot, Cingular, Nextel and Home Depot (my personal fav) have figured this out. In the 2005 Daytona 500 alone, DuPont was estimated to receive $9.4 million in exposure, second only to the Nike's $10.8 million value at the masters. If television networks are willing to write a check for, oh, say, $600 million a year, there must be more than a few people watching .Now, can you honestly say that all of those people are hicks? Think about all the sports in America: golf, hockey, baseball, soccer, swimming, diving, skating, college sports, rodeo and many more- yet only the NFL commands a bigger audience than Nextel Cup. Racing is more than a bunch of nondescript car

A Special Gift
I will admit the ocean holds no grace More than an ounce against his face While mocking birds may taunt shrill Blushing my heart knows no other thrill Than to tease them for their vacant beak Has yet to feel his raspberry kisses sneak With feathers gripping through stormy air Not even experiencing his touch soft and fair The moon is jealous for his light shines bright While shadows cloak her in their starry night Crickets chirp musical sorrow down a quiet lake Shushing water mourns with every breath we take Evergreen leaves trail after footprints toward a path In which the forest echoes contain our lover’s laugh And Morning dawns on the pile in which we now lay Our beautiful anniversary marks this remarkable day My first kind of real love poem http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=760223

I Pray This Will Last.
I woke up in the morning I rushed into the day I had something to tell you But I didn't know what i want to say. I came so close to telling you But butterflies were my defeat So I'll hold off on this moment And let my heart just lead. You asked me how I'm doing I said that I was fine... I wanted to say it to you But you didn't have the time. Months gone by just like this The situation never changed Another month or two of this can drive a man insane. The time came when I was to tell you We were all alone that day I was gazing up at heaven In my heart did I silently pray. I told you that I loved you And for you that I did fall You looked at me and smiled You asked me if that was all. You told me that you loved me Ensuring that you felt the same And then you asked me to be with you The confusion felt like a game. Surprised at how you asked me Unsure of what to say But then you had to hold me And you kissed me in a perfect way. Confused at h

Instructions... Installment #1
We have gone somewhere together. I have felt the tension of something being on Your mind from before we left. I feel it with every quiet look, with every gentle touch, with every sweet smile You give me. You chat with me on the drive back, then hand me a folded piece of paper at a traffic light. I look at You curiously, then unfold it and read it. A spark shoots through me, warming the warmest of places, my breath gets shallow, and deep blue eyes widen as they look back up at the peaceful smile on Your face as You glance back at me. The closer we get to home, the wetter I become, until I’ve soaked through my clothes. As we park, I get butterflies the size of soccer balls in the pit of my stomach as it clenches with anticipation. You lean over to kiss me, running a gentle hand up the back of my neck to my head. You make a fist with my hair wrapped tightly around Your fingers, and pull a bit. A shiver races down my spine as Your voice deepens to whisper in my ear… “Who do you belong to

My Confession
I'll tell you of my secret confessions, Of all my lies and imperfections. I'll tell you of all the love to display, For the hungry soul has much to say. I'll start out with a simple question To begin my tale of confessions. Have you ever felt a love that grew You know you will never love anew? The screaming does not protest, Against a simple soft caress. A small hidden truth is this: I fell in love by a gentle kiss. True love can never be explained; It can tell a story but never be named. My tale ends with a final confession: I love with all my heart; that's my imperfection. http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=759592

My Secret...
Oh my dear beloved, the essence of my verses is you, your love has a voice that speaks through me, sings as a yearning nightingale the words I pour across the empty page are the teardrops of joy, shred by my soul ..........You are the Sun, I am the moon ..........bathing my face in your divine glow ..........You are the storm, I am the dust ..........following you everywhere you flow ..........You are the water, I am the riverbed ..........drunken from your silver waves Oh my dear beloved, the essence of my dreams is you your beauty has a fragrance that penetrates trough me sweetens the air as a million blooming rose the language I speak silently into the ears are the echoes of affection, flavored by my heart ..........You are the most sacred dream ..........reentering into my life, ..........into reality ..........as I opening my eyes ..........from the eternal sleep Oh my dear lover, without you I am nothing... http://www.best-love-po

Friends Of The Pack (fopack)
OK OK ,,,NOT EVERYONE CAN BE IN THE PACK. SO WE HAVE CREATED FRIENDS OF THE PACK(FOPACK). POST A COMMENT BELOW IF YA WANNA BE FRIENDS OF THE PACK. IF A SPOT BECOMES AVAILABLE OR IF WE CHOOSE YOU DESERVED TO BE MOVED UP WE WILL CHOOSE FROM THE POSTINGS BELOW. cONTINUE TO READ THE BLOGS AND WATCH AND INFORM US OF TROUBLE. AND THE PACK HAS GOT YER BACK. PEACE AND LOVE. HOWL FOR THE PACK!!!

3 - Hour Phone Pleasures
3-Hour Phone Pleasures! by tigerjen © 2 a.m. phone call lusty vocabulary whispered as one plays with her jewel deep voice on other end makes her crazy with excitement lusciousness wanting 5 a.m. pleasure river flows down thighs wishing lover would lap up but only in dreams sweet dreams...

Pussy
*****THE CREATION OF A PUSSY***** Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, then lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish, and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, holy as can be, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

120 Days In Wonderland
120 Days In Wonderland by violettadeltoro © 120 Days in Wonderland Alice has grown older now, the lines on her face betray her age like the princess seams at azure dress burst open; Lolita's Gone and Gotten Fertile. fleshy teardrops hanging blonde areolae straining Goosebumps on her breasts when Man in the Moon comes out. This is what he always wanted to say. Man in the Moon holds a clinquant monocle over his gimp eye watch Alice grow her forearm out long; lipstick fingers nubbed by bitten-down pinky-grey fingernails while the caterpillar sucks his hookah like a cock and drinks the precum smoke while his hundred hands make an orgy of himself, and the Cheshire Cat prepares The Rape of the Kyoto Serissa. Serissa is a dryad- all carmel-skinned Moore with twining bushy spirulina hair. Chesh plies a square of tawny bark, it is the peeling of a stocking from a plump thigh. Cat whine a feline howl full of heat and lust scratch into her phloem her xylem

What I Like To Do On My Own Time
Ok here goes.. On my own time I like to sleep in but I have house duties meaning helping out around the house for my grandma.. I love to sit and watch tv and be on the computer.. I love to spend time with my niece Shianne, which she love me to death and think I am the funniest aunt she ever had.. She does ask me to read her a story and I do read it to her.. She loves to watch tv so she ask me to sit and watch tv with her.. She loves to go out side and play with her puppy dog and my cat tigger.. One thing that i really love is giving my niece a bath.. One night I was giving her a bath, she had wet me from head to toe she was laughing and I was laughing too.. She does get in trouble by me but I do try not to yell at her.. I try to put her in time out or put her in the corner for pusinhedment if that is how you spell it.. I have a picture of Me and Shianne together in my Photo Album if you want to go see it.. She is afriad of the dark and I do try to talk to her sometimes.. If she ask me

Meet Me In The Stars
As I am saying good night, at the end of the day, And you are not here but many miles away, My heart is so empty and so lonely inside, As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide. I close my eyes and try to go to sleep, But with the sadness inside I begin to weep. Suddenly I remember what you once said to me, Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be. When distance tends to keep us apart, Remember, I still hold you near in my heart. When the night together, can't be ours, Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. Remembering those words, I begin to smile, And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles. I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged, But you are not there, no hug to exchange. I sit alone waiting with hope in my heart, No longer wanting to be kept apart. Suddenly in the distance a shadow appears, A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear. There is no question it is you who I see, Waiting in the stars, just like yo

12 Naughty Days (of Christmas)
12 Naughty Days (of Christmas) by ALSCOTSMAN © On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A blow job before my cup of tea, On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, A face full of pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Herself wearing just a purple bow, A face full of pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde, Herself wearing just a purple bow, A face full of plenty pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job

Lingering Moment
In this moment things are frozen still, No words to describe just how it feels, Mere seconds pass but everything's changed, No one's life will ever be the same. You check your heart to make sure it's still there, You wish for a second you could disappear, You don't think you heard what you heard, It's not happening, It's just absurd. Truth hits you as you sleep that night, You were wrong, They were all right, You realize that moment still lingers, You know forever,It will always linger...

"1 Thing On My Mind"
1 thing on my mind.... by chellebelle467 © Hey there little baby, I've got 1 thing on my mind.... I wanna hop on top of you and slowly start to grind.... I'll make you feel such exstacy, 'til you're just about to nut. Then, I'll slowly tease that cock of yours, and I'll make you call me "Slut". You can fuck me from behind, you better pull my hair. Watch me lower my pussy over your' face, slide over my underwear.... Lick me so good, like you always do, make it soft and wet. Use your' tounge that special way, the way I'll never forget. Then be prepared to feel your' head, slide way deep down this throat. You know I'll make those toes curl, when I suck on that scroat. Well, believe me sexy, I can write on and on.... But let me stop here now, and show you instead, I'm gonna please you all night long, I'll start with good head....

Nah Me And My Wife Have Alot Of Fun On Here
WE HAVE ALOT OF FUN ON HERE WITH THE PICS AND THE OTHER CHERRIES MOST ALL OF THE WOMEN I HAVE MET ON HERE ARE SO VERY SEXY SWEET AND STICKY LIKE CANDY BUT THE BEST CANDY IS MY WIFE THANKS TO ALL OF U ON HERE AND OH YA THE GUYS ON HERE FUCKING ROCK TO JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK U TO ALL OF YA..... Fire My Words Fire My Words

Pick-up Lines ( The Worse Of The Worse)
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot i

"...total Surrender..."
..[total surrender].. by luscioushoney69 © is this what you wanted? is this what you came for? to see me lying here on the cold floor eyes half-lidded lips parted a sheen of sweat on my naked body thighs glistening with moisture staring at you with lust wanting more are you satisfied now? hours ago i fought you loathed your touch spit at your face watched you laugh i was strong, but you were stronger made me yield and obey used me for pleasure i made you happy you made me scream now i reminisce of the breaking process and a chill runs down my spine my pussy moistens even more "come here, master" "i'll be a good girl now..a good slave..."

Ok Im Writing A Book This Is One Of The Chapters It Is Very Arotic And Tells All Raited Xxxx Let Me Know What You Think?
As I slightly spank your sweet round ass. I hear you moan a little louder with each swat of my hand. My free hand squeezing your beautiful big tits together and pinching your big hard nipples. I tell you how sweet your ass looks and that I am gonna fuck her so good for you. as I lean down and suck on your hard round nipples. I stand next to the bed as I turn you over on your side and face me. I bend your legs inward till your knees touch your chest. Curling you up in a fetal position. Mmmmmmm I see your sweet wet pussy peaking out between your thighs. I give her a good little smack as your hand reaches for my hard throbbing cock. I step back and ask if you want my cock. You quietly say..YES...Do you wanna suck my cock I ask..as I say that I smack your pussy just a little harder....OML YES!!!! you scream. I tell you to close your eyes and open your mouth. You feel the head of my cock slide over your lips and start to enter your mouth..I tease you a little bit a

Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex I.q
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Beauty
Beauty of the morning light.birds singing in there flight.The sounds of the doves comes your way,you can even see where the angels played. God sent this for all to see, for he worries about you and me.The rains brings life to every living things,the sun keeps it that way.The moon and stars at night, keeps every thing bright.There's beauty in every thing you see for God made this possible for you and me. Dell Ashley' delilou

"...on A Pool Table"
...on a pool table by cavu182 © "... ever had sex on a pool table..." slowly peeled off the label long-neck bottle she was drinking no secret what I was thinking, cowboy boots Wrangler jeans mostly Texas in her genes sunk the eight ball corner pocket tightened my nuts like a Craftsman socket, breast size, no mystery knew little of her history but history wasn't on my brain fine line 'tween crazy and sane, "...what the fuck, sure, let's do it..." "...sorry cowboy, I think you blew it..." smiled and licked her lips so sweet said, perhaps, some day we'd meet, down some dirt road, up some draw gave a number I could call were I ever passing through a itch to drink (itch to screw?), said no one knows tomorrow beg, buy, steal, borrow she racked 'em up, cue ball flyin' hands in my pants, soul sighing

Not On As Much
hello my friends, I am not on as much anymore. I work night shift and sleep during the day. But, that doesnt mean I have forgotten any of you. you are always on my mind and in my heart. So dont think I am ignoring you, because I am not.

Sex
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

".....let's Play....."
...let's play... by saffire eyez © ...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn...

Crude Jokes Part 3
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life? A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything! Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blow job. Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Q. What is the definition of "making love"? A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back? A. A police horse. Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A. They're hiring. Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? A. Yeah...now he has no ears. Q. Do you know how to eat a frog? A. You put one leg over each ear.

".....and Tell Me That You Love Me"
...and tell me that you love me by pokey4001 © Tied and bound and tied unable to move or budge or scream bound transfixed pinned imagine. My mistress dirty mistress enters wailing cursing forward in my darkness. "You shall pay the price you bloody well shall" The garbage I forgot to take out to the corner sits in wait. I hear the zipper. I feel the clipper. The bitter taste of failure and sin are made much closer to my chin. The smell of garbage, filth and chum. The bilge infested skank of my mistress on my guilty tongue

" *click* "
*click* by steve porter © shes his fantasy girl and wants to be his star so she strips down to panties jumps up on the bed then turns her head slips the lollipop between her lips and puts on a pouty face... *click* she seduces the lolly from her wet mouth and traces a sticky trail that trickles down her belly then she slips it in between the elastic band and her smooth white skin and rubs herself down there... *click* she pulls them off and tosses herself across the bed spreads her legs wide and shoves the candy inside twisting and turning sliding and sighing moaning and groaning and then she licks her lips... *click* finally she turns around and bending down she hikes her ass up in the air she puts the sucker there and swallows the candy whole and all that is left is the little white stick and a cherry-flavored asshole... *click*

Oyster Run
Tomarrow is the Oyster Run Its a day that relives a ride made 20 years ago from Marysville Wa to Anacortes, bikers dont really need an excuse to ride any where or even a destination. but where we live the sea food is good and its usually a good day one of the few left before it rains. If you plan on going maybe we will see each other and have a good time

"(sub) - Spacing Out"
(sub)-Spacing Out by RisiaSkye © I feel heat rising and flowing through my body Images circle through my mind as we connect. The tension is palpable, the need is real I am here only to feel. A desire floods through me, and I want to take your pain to give you only pleasure. Another touch some small sound escapes me as fluid fire emanates from you through me. I touch your face feel your heat when we kiss, can hear a heartbeat thundering hoofbeats in my ears as I cry out I want I need. The world comes slowly into focus as I am slowly released from the excruciating pleasure of connection and the world around us fades to black.

"(my) Tongue & (your) Clit
(My) Tongue & (your) clit by WriterDom © no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when I unzip your jeans push them down toss panties aside lay you on the side of the bed spread your pink lips exposing your clit slowly circling with my tongue smelling your excitement licking just the clit up and down two strokes a second steady rhythm feeling it grow throbbing hard sliding down to enter tasting you fully sucking your engorged lips back to clit strong relentless tongue flicking against you three male fingers enter so tight and wet licking, licking, licking a finger probes your anus slowly till halfway feeling your contractions wanting to cum needing to cum pleading to cum begging to cum hips like a carnival ride wanting, needing, pleading, begging fighting back and losing surrendering to the wicked tongue moaning, groaning, screaming waves of pleasure tingling of toes and fingertips nipples ice hard pussy pushing my fingers out w

Quiz
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie92%Angel84%Dragon83%Mermaid67%WereWolf25%Demon25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Love
This is a little something I wrote while in college... LOVE LOVE is the color of a Purple BMW M6 racing down I-71... LOVE taste like Hawaiian Sundae ice cream on a Cool spring day... LOVE sounds like my Children playing freeze tag together without fighting... LOVE feels like my Children hugging me just because they want to... LOVE smells like British Sterling colonge on the one I let get away...

New Preamble To The Constitution
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby tr y one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other Liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but No one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is Based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you

My Left Leg.
I lost a leg in a UH-60 BlackHawk crash while serving in the Army. NO BIG DEAL, I'M OVER IT!! What I can't get over & REALLY hurts...women won't take the time to even talk to me, so they never get to know the man I am. THAT is what hurts most. CONSTANT REJECTION.

What Year Was Meant For You
You Belong in 1965 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Ha Ha
A make sho yall pre order ya Scarface game and MK Armagaden damn i seen the vids of them and they look nice so check out the Mk vid on my pfile and for more vids go 2 http://www.gametrailers.com/ its a site where all you see is the game videos so you can see whats goin on i found it today

Hrmph, Didn't Even Notice The Change To 18...
in the terms of service, that is, as of August 23. I say again that if credit card verification or similar is required, that's a condition I can't fulfil for reasons having nothing to do with my age (37 for one thing, and whether you believe me or not is really of no matter, is it, for the other?) - and so- if it is - as it may have to be, given the increase in extremely graphic (gads, I sound like a prude.) imagery and the ease of access to it here- well then, "you know where to find me again" (Parsifal, Act II, the eponymous opera... or many other people in many other places, of course.) In the meantime, no, I have no intention of leaving so very quickly!

Children Are People Too...
CHILDREN LEARN WHAT THEY LIVE-UNKNOWN AUTHOR IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH CRITICISM, THEY LEARN TO CONDEMN... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH HOSTILITY, THEY LEARN TO FIGHT... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH RIDICULE, THEY LEARN TO BE SHY... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH SHAME, THEY LEARN TO FEEL GUILTY... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH TOLERANCE, THEY LEARN TO BE PATIENT... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH ENCOURAGEMENT, THEY LEARN CONFIDENCE... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH PRAISE, THEY LEARN TO APPRECIATE... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH FAIRNESS, THEY LEARN JUSTICE... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH SECURTIY, THEY LEARN TO HAVE FAITH... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH APPROVAL, THEY LEARN TO LIKE THEMSELVES... IF CHILDREN LIVE WITH ACCEPTANCE AND FRIENDSHIP, THEY LEARN TO FIND LOVE IN THE WORLD.

Another Slot To Fill
This isn't going to work out. I can't have two blogs...no that won't do at all. I know I just created you but there have been shorter relationships. It's not you, it's me. Can we still be friends? http://www.myspace.com/xdrkprncesx

Spells
1.in this night and at this hour i call upon the ancient power bring your powers to we sister,three we want the power, give us a power. 2.earth,water,fire,air aid me in this task i dave where love wander,let me see as i will so mote it be.

Peanut Butter Chip Chocolate Cookies
1 c. butter 1 1/2 c. sugar 2 eggs 2 t. vanilla 2 c. flour 2/3 c. cocoa 3/4 t. baking soda 1/2 t. salt 2 c. peanut butter chips Cream butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla together. Mix dry ingredients and stir into sugar mixture. Stir in peanut butter chips. Shape into balls and bake at 350°F for 8-10 minutes. Makes 3-4 dozen.

Oh No ! !
Harry is getting along in years and though he still can go hiking and backpacking, he finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, It will not work again for another year! " Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers with the powder. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving l

A True Poet...from The Heart
DAYS Copyright 8/10/2003 at 5:10 AM by JOE FRESH...Who is a very very very best friend of mine...you have stuck with me during my worst of times...Hey when you get a chance...view his spot...*joefresh* one day i woke up. one day i woke up to realize you were gone. one day you werent there anymore. all day i blamed myself. everyday i thought `what did i do?. then my days turned into nights. when i dreamed. then nights into days. then i had daydreams. then i had night mares. then my nights turned into days, which turned into daymares. and my daymares turned into days. as i was in a DAZE days go by faster but yet slower. i reach to touch them. and my days are unstopable. but my dreams are reachable. my destiny is to be determined. to be continued. to be or not to be. i will succeed. i will not stop. i will not lose. i simply will not lose my DAYS

Power Of Man
A man has the power to love a woman in a way that she has never been loved, and yet hurt her with the same intensity. A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and make her wish she was never born A man has the power to make a woman cry with happiness and joy, then turnaround and make her cry with hurt and anger. A man has the power to let a woman feel free and wanted, but also feel disgusted and unworthy. A man has the power to look a woman in her face and tell her he loves her, but turn around and sleep with her best friend. A man has the power to make you fall in love with him within days, and hate him within minutes. During sex a man has the power to make a woman feel like she's in heaven, and afterwards makes her feel like a whore. A man has the power to change a woman from having goals, to living out his goals instead of her own. Why is it that men have such power? They have so much power, because we give it to them. The pow

Laws Of The Natural Universe
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to som

Funny
There once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same neighborhood and the same route for over 35 years. This was to be his last day before he retired. He neared the last house on the route, which happened to be the home of Judy, a married woman with a somewhat questionable reputation. As he walked up the steps to the front door, Judy greeted him in a very sexy red teddy with lace. "Is this your last day, postman?" She asked in a low and sultry voice. He could barely nod his reply. "Y-yes, I am retiring today." He managed to stammer. "Well, come in for a minute won't you?" And how could he refuse? They spent hours in heated sex. After wards, Judy fixed him a breakfast of steak and eggs, hash browns, the works. And then as the postman was dressing and getting ready to leave, Judy handed him a farewell card, in which he found 5 dollars. At this point, the postman gave her a somewhat puzzled look and said, "I don't get it, Judy, first you fuck my brains out, then y

What Season Are You
You Belong in Fall Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times... You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you What Season Are You?

Ok Seriously.. Ogre Lovin...lol..
Ok so I seriously am like totally in love with someone right now and it sucks because I don't get to see him or talk to him like ever!! And I totally miss him like hard core and I hope he knows this.. I can't believe I haven't seen him for like 6 months it's some seriously crazy shit.. But I love you pookey and miss you a ton!! Muah!!! I want my Ogre lovin!!!! Like right now...lol k I'm done peace out people!!

The Best Chocolate Chip Cookie
2 cups butter 24 oz. chocolate chips 4 cups flour 2 cups brown sugar 2 tsp. soda 1 tsp. salt 2 cups sugar 1 8oz. Hershey Bar (grated) 5 cups blended oatmeal 4 eggs 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. vanilla 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice) Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla. Mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls, and place 2 inches apart on cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies. Recipe may be halved.

Everything Has A Gender
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Things To Know
Today i went and seen david. I know i wont see him for awhile. i will miss him when he goes to iraq. People come and go out of your life. somewhere there is a reason for it. there is no explaination or anything it just happens. each person has a trait that you were attracted to and made ya click, some people will disappoint you no matter what. those are ok. just knowing who you are and how you treat others has a place of its own. I, myself, have done some thinking. soul searching what ever ya want to call it. The drive back from Minnesota made me realize that people are not perfect. i know i am not, but it also made me realize how crucial it is to be honest with someone. i also realize i dont belong. i know alot of people dont and wont understand that. i feel like i am on Earth for a reason, but i dont fit. i tend to step back from crowds, let people go before me, and just sit back and be quiet. i also feel like i am interrupting people, even when it is one on one. i am not s

Love Element??????
Your Love Element Is Metal In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other What Element Is Your Love?

I'll Be Missing You.....
Due to some unforeseen matters I will be losing my internet service on Monday, but hope to be up and running again very soon. So to all my wonderful LC friends much love to you to last till then. MUAH!!!! I'll miss you all. :( Keep showing me love I'll still be checking in when I can.

My Son/ We Are Still Looking Today For A Kidney
Everyone I am here to ask you to pray for my son..He just turned 25, He has a wife and 3 young children ages 7 months,3 years,and a 5 year old ...They need him very much!!! He has a Illness that is taking his life and in about 6 weeks the doctors will be trying something they have never tried but if they don't he will die, we have hopes that it just might work...They will be shutting down his kidneys and putting him on a donar list...All I ask from you is that when you say your prayers please take a moment to mention my son...His Name is Shawn...Thank you from the heart of a "Mom" Hosted By SparkleTags.com From the heart of a "MOM" to her sick child...MY heart breaks at the thought of what you are going through...I want you to know that I will stand by every decision you make because as you say you are grown now and I thank Jesus everyday for that...It has been a long road for us and I know that whatever you decide that Jesus will be there with us...I love you Shawn be stro

What Every Woman Should Have
WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder ... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... That her childhood May not have been Perf

Oh The Joy!!! Lol
/rant on Well i find it just funny how lately i see all these profiles going *poof*, and getting Bulletin's saying.. "Im done with LC", or " Too hell with all the drama"... You know what, not to be an ass but you know what, just cuz there is drama floating around, doesn't mean u need to stick your nose in it and get yourself invovled and cause yourself some drama... This is the net, 99.9% of the people (male or female) get Internet Courage and speak up more online than they actually would in person.. I mean come on, would you actually walk up to someone and say.. WAH! Nice tits! or damn honey.. why dont u stick it here... ROFL.. you say yes now.. but I GUARANTEE your full of shit... Anyhow, if you dont like drama, dont try and get involved, stay in touch with just those that seem to be intreged enough to keep up with things that go on that are worth a shit.. So stop your bitching.. and just have your own life... To hell what the asshats that like to create drama thin

Beef Tamale Pie
1-1 1/2 lb. lean ground beef 1 tbsp. olive oil or vegetable shortening 1 c. chopped onion 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 c. chopped green pepper (optional) 1 can (16 oz.) whole kernel corn 1 can (1 lb.) tomatoes 1 can (8 oz.) tomato sauce 1 tbsp. salt 1-1 1/2 tsp. chili powder 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 c. corn meal 1 c. pitted ripe olives Brown beef in skillet. Add next 3 ingredients and cook 2-3 minutes, stir in tomatoes, corn seasonings and simmer 5 minutes. Mix cornmeal and 1 cup water. Stir into first mixture. Cover and cook slowly 10 minutes. Add olives and pour into shallow 3 quart baking dish. Pour topping around edge of dish and bake in moderate oven (375 degrees) about 20 minutes. Heat 1 1/2 cups milk, 1 teaspoon salt and 2 tablespoons butter in heavy saucepan. Gradually stir in 1/2 cup yellow cornmeal and cook, stirring until thickened. Remove from heat and stir in 1 cup grated sharp Cheddar cheese. Then stir in 2 slightly beaten eggs

What The Fuck
why is it when you help people you never get it back . Its like no matter what you do for others you get shit on.Im really getting sick of it! I hate drama and the bullshit post that try saying one thing but means something right the opposit..Im not in that game im here to be me nothing more im not fake nor am i trying to be something im not,and to the haters out there that don't like me FUCK THEM! Thay don't even know me so all that crap is bull shit. Can people not be grown up, and act your age..We are all grown here so lets show it..thanks for readding...

Your Thoughts Of Me.....
I dare you... to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1 . 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describe me 1. One question for me 1.

Jokes
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you? He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . " I do not" Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A.Both of them. Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A.He buys two cases of beer. Q.What is the difference between men and government bonds? A.The bonds mature. Q..Why are blonde jokes so short? A.So men can remember them. QHow many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A.We don't know; it has never happened. Q.What do you c

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Host A Sensual Home Party
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HOST A PARTY! 1. HOSTESS THANK YOU GIFT! Your's, absolutely FREE, just for having a party at your home, salon, or resturant. For the Summer of 2006, you will receive the Crystal Kit or Fun in the Tub. 2. GET 15% Shopping Credit on ALL Party Sales! That means you get a $15 shopping credit for every $100 spent at your party! The more your guests buy the more credit you earn. For instance, if you net party sales are $500, you get $75 of Shopping credit. (Minimum $200 net party sales required to receive your 15 hopping Credit; party sales are determined by adding up all your guest purchases excluding your personal order, all sales tax, and postage & handling. 3. Super Hostess Thank You Gift! When your party net sales hit $500 or more, you choose any ONE item from our Menu (up to $50 retail value), FREE! This is in addition to your regular Thank You Gift and Shopping Credits! And that's not all! 4. Receive a $25 Fantasia Gift Certificate! When futur

Getting The Hang Of Things Around Lc :-)
Good evening to all my new friends and neighbors here on LC :-) I just want you all to know I am not really a pain in the behind even if things I have said might seem like I am. I am an outspoken woman and sometimes I say things others don't appreciate hearing but it doesn't change the way I am or who I am. I still think LC needs some changes in it's way of relating to members especially new members as I mentioned in a previous blog entry when I was referred to as being stupid and retarded. It is odd to me only one person even responded to that entry. It is nice to know at least one person thought what I said was important and felt it worthwhile to comment on. Thank you Cat :-)

Micky Mouse
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

I Wanna Be...
I WANNA BE... SOMEONE BRAVE...SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS... SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT JUDGEBY LOOKS... SOMEONE CARING... SOMEONE WHO LIVES... WHO DOES NOT HIDE FROM LIFE... SOMEONE WHO CAN SMILE EVEN WHEN I'M SAD... I WANNA BE THE PERSON YOU FEEL YOU CAN TURN TOO... WHEN YOU ARE SAD AND BLUE...THE ONE WHO HELPS YOU SMILE WHEN YOU REALLY WANNA CRY... I WANNA BE THE ONE TO SOOTHE YOUR FEVERED BROW...THE ONE YOU TELL YOUR SECRETS TOO... I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU TRUST... THE ONE YOU LOVE NO MATTER WHAT... I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU WANT TO SHELTER YOU FROM LIFES STORMS... I WANNA BE THE ONE... WILL YOU LET ME??? 9-23-06

Computer Joke
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Grandmas
Grandamas Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. (unknown) Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children ~ Alex Haley The simplest toy even the youngest child can operate . . . is called a grandparent. (unknown) A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of television (unknown) Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes No Two Are Alike (unknown)

My Son Sees Dead People...
On Tuesday Sept. 19, I got a call from my 5 year olds teacher letting me know that he had taken it upon himself to draw a picture with crayon on the carpet. Suppressing a giggle, I let her know that I would be there to try to help clean it up. When we got there, we saw the lovely picture of a window and a building. My husband sat down with him and scrubbed it away (a magic eraser from Mr. Clean acually worked on cheap carpet!). Not much more was said. The next day I asked him if it was a window he had drawn, he said "No, it was Grandma Jane". About then my heart jumped. Jayne was my mother-in-law who passed away Sept. 19, 2000. Harley (my almost 5 year old) wasn't born until Oct of the next year. He proceeded to tell me that he has seen her and talked to her here in our house. She died in Missouri, we live in North Carolina.

Read This One
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"

Newspaper Ad
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

To My Friends That Are On Yahoo Im
I'm not going to be on yahoo messenger for the next couple of weeks it has been acting up on me and I'm finally getting tired of it so if any of you want to talk to me add yourself to my Msn the e-mail on there is rudxka@hotmail.com

Hello To My New Friends
Hey hows it going out there on this stormy Saturday nite? The weather has been pretty harsh where I'm at. Rain and Thunderstorms. I like storms, but I love Rain on warm summer nights. I'm just sitting here trying to come up with something to write about. In high school I could write all day. Now I really don't get a chance to do it that often. I'm a shy girl, I'm getting better at hiding it. I just don't have a lot to say usually. Once you get to know me, I'm more outgoing and relaxed. I wasn't that cool in school, and I didn't really fit in with any cliques, I was like Ally Sheedys character from THe Breakfast Club. I love John Hughes movies, Pretty IN Pink was my favorite. I love Andrew Mcarthy. Then I saw Donnie Darko and fell in love with Jake Gyllenhaal. Highway was really funny, Jared Leto was so hott in this movie. I love comedy and horror, suspense and drama. My only favorite tv show is NIP|Tuck- I like DR. Sean MAcnamera. My favorite authors are- Stephen King and Anne Rice. It

Proof Of Life....
I'M HOLDING MYSELF HOSTAGE. IF I DO NOT GET 902 CHERRY POINTS BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, I'LL BE FORCED TO BECOME EMO, AND CUT MY HAIR REALLY GAY. THIS IS NO JOKE. MY HEAD RESTS IN YOUR HANDS. I'M A SICK PERSON, I'LL DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD. DON'T CALL THE POLICE, JUST GET THE POINTS AND DELIVER TO ME BY 8 AM SUNDAY MORNING. EASTERN TIME!!!

What's Your Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Yeah Ok
Well today we just sat around and didnt do to much.. me and the kids made some cookies and lela managed to get some in her hair.. we went to my moms for alil bit today. and not that long after we had left from there.. Lela had an asthma attack. It didnt seem like a normal attack she was having chest pains and so i took her to the er and thats all they said it was. They told me to make sure she has in inhalier but thats it. Shes fine now and we are just being bums watching movies. we watched the new Barbie movie and the disney movie the wild. now i am just trying to plan their birthday parties.. not gong all that well. HAHA! Oh well gonna fly!

No Title
This is more of a vent. I hate my son's father. I am tired of being told one thing and then another thing is done. I swear to god when i got to PA he is getting kicked in his teeth. I am serious he is a mean fucker so yeah we are gonna get extremely phyiscal. Don't worry this girl can hit like a man, and if i am big enough to step up to one then i am most def big enough to get hit like one. But honestly i don't think brian has the balls to do it. just because he has tried it once before and got showed up. not to mention at that time i was 5 months pregnant. So now with that pointless info said i am going to be. peace out bitches

Here And Now
Here and Now: I DERWEISSEHAI appologize to all I have offended by putting out a message that I would be leaving the LC. For that I am sorry. BUT it is in human nature to change ones mind. SO if I offeneded you get over it.HELL you get offended everyday in the real world, come on people this is cyberspace. DO you get mad if a friend offends you. If you do then you get over it and go on as if nothing ever happend. It is a fact of life and human nature. Besides it is my inalienable to be an asshole if I want to be one. But I usually choose not to be one. Please, we all get offended by someone we all know and we let it go. No reason to hold a grudge. If we say something that pises you off, let them know. Don't hold it in. All it will do is eat a hole in you in your heart and soul. As for small talk and bs. We all know that most of us on here will never meet face to face. So we all live somewhat of a lie to impress each other (yes I said we al live a little lie. (don't deny it we all

Well
Hmmm...I honestly didn't expect Yay? to be set as like a catogory for Blog entries...so hmm...what will this Catigory be for then? That is what the first blog will be about, what it should be about...hahahaha.. Oh! I got it...HAHAHA, I am capible after all... This catigory will be about topics of which have a good and bad effect on issues in my life where I just do not know what it is honestly...if I should be happy or sad...hahaha enjoy cause this kinda happens alot in my life... DeeJay George

Immigrants, Not Americans Must Adapt
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However...... the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans...... we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been dev

Another Saturday Night .....
and I ain't got nobody! LoL! Well how is everyone good i hope. Chris and Tee I drove down Cooper St. today trying to remeber what street it is that you guys live on and none of the streets rang a bell so i just came back home. I have a sad lonely life, huh? Actually nobody was doing anything tonight with all the storms and stuff. The rain is so hypnotizing hitting this tin roof, i just love the sound it makes. Anyways i am doing good, just sitting home alone on this stormy Saturday night. Nathan has gone to spend the weekend with his dad and brother so it is extreeeeeemly quiet around here. The cats aren't even stirring! i am just sitting here surfing the cherry hope next time i can find ya'll! Have a good rest of the weekend!

Sotd - Protection
I rediscovered this song recently, and I kept listening to it over and over again...... by Massive Attack This girl I know needs some shelter She don't believe anyone can help her She's doing so much harm, doing so much damage But you don't want to get involved You tell her she can manage And you can't change the way she feels But you could put your arms around her I know you want to live yourself But could you forgive yourself If you left her just the way You found her I stand in front of you I'll take the force of the blow Protection I stand in front of you I'll take the force of the blow Protection You're a boy and i'm a girl But you know you can lean on me And I don't have no fear I'll take on any man here Who says that's not the way it should be I stand in front of you I'll take the force of the blow Protection I stand in front of you I'll take the force of the blow Protection She's a girl and you're a boy Sometimes you look so

Crude Jokes Part 2
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight! Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself. Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married. Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins ! Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A. They don't stop for directions. Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking o

Lollypoop!
So, there is this thing called life... we get up each day... put on which ever face we choose for the day... and off we go... but how often do we sit down and think... am I really happy? am I really enjoying myself here? and do I want to change... or make a sacrifice and deal with it? I guess what I'm saying is... do we really enjoy life or adjust and bare it... and if so many people are trully as unhappy as they seem... then why do they stick around?

$200
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, y

Destination - Poem
I carry the elemental along in my suitcase a brief and candid moment where I see my face in the terminal window eyes of hazel, smokey in the morning light I shiver and cross the moving walk. I feel the handrails as they slip beneath my hand. Reaching for the other side, bringing my bag behind. My feet remember the way walking I need not guide their path each step closer to the entrance, I leave the past behind. Stumbling, I catch myself And take a backward glance. Nothing to prepare me for the breaking storm that flies outside the door. Shivering, I run my hand upon the silver rails I feel the hard, cool bars and step inside the door.

My Prince Charming, My Knight In Shining Armor
Everyone hopes to find that one great soul shattering love in their life. If you're lucky you'll keep him/her forever, if not than you hope you can find another person to love. See, I believe there are many diffrent kinds of love, one does not mean any of the others are less than that one but just different. Now what if you find 2 loves at the same time. You love them both as strongly & you need them both for they both feed a part of you. How do you choose one & leave the other one alone. What if you just decide you don't want to???? You see one is my prince charming so to speak. He's my friend, my companion, my chosen mate. The other my knight in shining armour. He's always been my protector, the one I confide my problems with my prince with, & the only one who's ever been able to understand & help me control my demons within. One feeds the romantic, comfortable sexual part of me & the other makes me dream of dark, rough, kinky sex. The real kicker is this, they're best friends & i've

Another Funny One
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Juggalo Radio Is Here!(wfuckoffradio)
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A Tribute To The Memory Of..
A Tribute To the Memory of Virginia Joan Brown In Memory of Virginia, a daughter, a wife, a mother and grandmother, a sister,aunt, a relative and co-worker, an in-law, a friend. To all who knew her, Virginia was many things to all, each in their own special way. The memory of Virginia is fresh in each of our minds. Let no one think that the memories will die. Reminders of her are everywhere because she touched our lives so deeply. Some have been just recently, yet others have been life long. let us take comfort in knowing these memories will help us to get through this sad time. Sincerely, A Beloved Friend

This Is Not Right...lol
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one." Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together." Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, y

What Is Up!
What's up my LC friends! Work is stressing man! i'm working way too hard too... i mean come on! ok so it's really not that bad cause i make awsome tip BTW i Bartend Some reallu old guy gave me a serious compliment lol he was so cute he kept telling me i was so pretty and i should be a model blah blah blah! Anyway he ended up have like 6 beers and left me like 40$ tip! lol Funny! Anyway i work a 5 hour shift today it's slow during the day! i love working nights that's when i make like 200$ to 400$ tip a night man i live off that!... i work tommorow night till 1am Hopefully it's not as slow as today! Ravishthe Raven

Tamales
1 1/2 lb. pork roast, cooked & chopped 1 tbsp. chili powder, or more to taste 1 hot pepper, chopped very fine 1 clove garlic, chopped fine 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper DOUGH: 1 c. shortening 2 c. masa corn meal 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. chili powder 2 c. broth (from pork roast) Corn husk Cook pork roast in water until done. Save broth and set aside. Chop roast very fine. Add chili powder, pepper, garlic, oregano, salt and pepper to chopped pork roast. Set aside. Soak corn husks in water until soft and pliable. Leave in water and set aside. Mix together shortening, corn meal, salt and chili powder. Add broth and stir together. Shake water off of corn husk and put on table. Carefully pat dough mixture onto corn husk. (4 x 4 inch is a good size.) Spoon heated meat mixture on top of dough. Only use enough meat mixture for 1 1/2 x 4 inch area. Roll up corn husk, folding one end over. Stand tamales up on folded ends, side by side, close together in large

Poem I Wrote
Thoughts of You As I sit here of thoughts of you... I get down and blue... I miss hearing your voice... But right now I have no choice... Until we talk again on the phone... We will be alone... And one day soon we will be in each others arms. Loving each ones charms.

A Million Dollars
A great friend of mine shared this with me and I thought it too funny not to pass on!! A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is >the > >>difference between potentially and realistically?" > >> > >>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your >mother if she > >>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask >your sister if > >>she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and >then, ask your > >>brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. >Come back and > >>tell me what you learn from that." > >> > >>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with >Brad Pitt > >>for > >>a million dollars?" > >>The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use >that money to > >>fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" > >> > >>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep >with Brad Pitt > >>for a million dollars?" > >> > >>The girl replied

Pinto Bean Tamales
3 doz. green or dry corn husks 2 (1 lb.) cans (4 c.) seasoned refried beans 1/3 c. cornmeal 1 c. shredded seasoned boiled beef (or 1/2 lb. raw beef) 16 oz. can tomato paste 2 tsp. chili powder 1/2 tsp. salt 2 to 2 1/2 c. water Boil corn husks in hot water to soften; drain and pat dry. Mix refried beans and cornmeal. For each tamale, lay 3 overlapping corn husks on a flat surface. Spread 1/3 cup bean mix on center husk; spoon about 1 tbsp. beef down center of beans. Lift sides of other two corn husks to wrap around to enclose beans and beef. Tie ends securely with string. In a large skillet combine tomato paste, chili powder, salt and 2 cups water; bring to a boil. Place a single layer of tamales in sauce; cover and simmer 30 minutes. Lift out cooked tamales and repeat with remainder, adding water if needed. Makes 12 tamales.

This One Is Funny
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Friends
You are the Best and I like ya ! I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime. To see you hurt To see you cry, Makes me weep And wanna die. And if you agree To never fight, It wouldn't matter Who's wrong or right. If a broken heart Needs a mend, I'll be right there To the end. If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears, Don't you worry, Let go of your fears. Hand in hand Love is sent, We'll be friends Till the end.

(illicit) Shower Thoughts
(Illicit) Shower Thoughts by Sappholovers © (ILLICIT) SHOWER THOUGHTS I'm in my shower by myself alone with you playing with myself soaking in wet streams imagining you as I lather myself caressing clean my cock dirtying my mind My wife by herself alone in our bedroom watches the morning news dresses for the day goes downstairs for breakfast drinks her coffee reads her newspaper imagines....whatever... I imagine you getting wet for me spreading open for me honeying your pussy for me circling your clit for me wanting me playing in this bathtub with me candles and champagne kissing me sucking me toying with me my cock a moby dick surfacing from the deep you a Queequeg harpooning me with your eyes taking me....squeezing my sperm Then your pussy rising for me sleek and shiny like apple skin me tasting your fruit, your sweetness you offering me every orifice you wanting everything filled tongue, finger, cock in them all I give you....an

Completed
Without you I am nothing, But a lonely empty shell Your love completes me And releases me from this hell I felt my life before you Becoming a cold and bitter place Now my every waking moment Is filled with your sweet smiling face How I ever existed without you I have yet to figure out Only you have made me feel whole Of that I have no doubt Even in my darkest moments When I can't weather the storm You are there to bring me through And make my heart once again feel warm

"with Eyes Softly Closed...."
"With Eyes Softly Closed..." by Ancient117331 © With eyes softly closed I still taste you... the lingering scent of lavendar, the wispy strands of your hair on my cheek, the soft and gentle rhythm of heartbeats - mere moments before locked as one roaring and surging now nestling gently calmly entwined inside and out. With eyes softly closed I still feel the heat - sheer animal flame primal fire released yet encompassing quenched yet ever hungry, the effort of merging sweat's sweet sting, the timeless moment, the 'afters' glow the infinite softness of you and me and such a fullness I've come to know. With eyes softly closed a single tear flows the indescribable emotion released from within as the eyes silently open and find yours looking in.

The Gods Need To Danm This Man!
God i hate fucking assholes who don't have the decentcy to tell you they fucked you over! i mean come on some people are just fucking ass holes! this guy across the street from me turned my mama cat in to the pound this morning. And didn't even say anything to me about it! one of my lil buddies in the neighborhood told him it was my cat and he would just bring her across the street..." She shouldn't have been in my yard then!" knowing danm well i have kitten who were just born not too long ago and they need their fucking mother! In marion county (whear i live) you only have a certain amout of time to claim any animal turned in then they go in to the rounds of getting adopted or (of course) he took her to the ONLY kill shelter in this danm county! so if they cann't place her they will kill her! and WTF am i susposed to do with 6- 4 week old kittens who know nothing but mom! what a fucking crok! GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i hte morons! ok i guess i am done ranting for now Loves all! lol

"i Often Find Myself Fantasizing..."
"I Often Find Myself Fantasizing..." by Awesomejoe © "I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!" Mmmm! They say a picture of beauty can speak a thousand words of pleasure... Well every time a picture of you comes into my mind...damn I find myself getting lost in so much pleasure and desire...that without hesitation I feel my dark cock getting excited for you... Wanting you, needing you...and when you're not here I find myself touching myself for you... I get lost in the realms of wanting my lips pressed against your lips...as our tongues begin to explore the hidden pleasure zones... Damn just sitting here with my eyes closed I can feel how soft and warm you are to me...as I gently let my tongue explore the essences of your soft and warm lips...letting my tongue trace your lips, gently resting them against yours... I can feel your body heat warming up to me...wanting to give into the pleasures you're feeling... "I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!" I

Another Joke
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Never Alone !
Come sit beside me my friend. I have a special place just for you and me.Tell me your troubles and I'll tell you mine . I'll hold your hand till the pain stops Hold you close till the hurt goes away .Lean on me my friend I'll give you strength to endure.Let your tears flow onto my shoulder . Together we'll work it out You are not alone I am here for you I know the path is filled with stones If you fall I'll pick you up When you don't know which way to turn Call on me and I will help. The two of us can handle it all . The magic of friendship is a special thing A bond that the two of us share .Together we'll work it out . You are not alone I am here for you So come sit beside me my friend .In this our special place of friendship . The place we share our dreams and sorrows. Where we can be together in our hearts And just hold each other till we feel better You dry my tears and I'll dry yours .Together we'll work it out . You are not alone I am

Dark Love
!DARK LOVE by JCSTREET © I see her first darkly through skein-nets of trees, she is a brilliant flash of white pensive and private, she broods in the woods the darkling woods thinking of the dark the dark demon of the night how he comes to her with dark-bright featherwings to enfold and restrain to capture and possess, how she writhes, moans and cries out……..wakes in the morning to an empty bed, how he haunts her heart spaces through the sun-filled hours with his dark hope……..with his demon grasp but then . . . . she sits in a sunny place till her perfect lover comes to sit quietly with her and does not touch her nor writhe nor moan with her nor delight her body but sits and says nothing while her dark bird hovers…….. unseen yet bright-dark in the world

These Make Seneto Me
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Internet Friends
I do not know what I would do without my internet friends...Isn't it funny how you seem to express yourself better to the people you meet here as to the ones you meet in real...Its like you dont have to worry about being judged because you may not see things as they do...I have made some really good friends here online and hope that if you took the time to stop by my site and read this blog that we might become friends also...Please leave me a message and rate my pics as i will do the same respects for you....Knightskitty

Nice One Asshole
Whoever is calling me and harrassing me and telling me i am going to die is a bit much well i took care of it i turned him in to the local police and i told who ever it is that i was and he stipped calling so it shows he is a fucktard its someone that has my number or thinks i am someone else so they need to stop being a fag and leave me alone he has me pissed and scared just how he wanted it. but i am not letting him get away with this i am going to stand up to his ass he calls back he needs to back off and stop this shit and leave me and my family alone i hat stalkers.

'twas The Night Before Christmas
He Lived All Alone, In A One Bedroom House, Made Of Plaster And Stone. I Had Come Down The Chimney, With Presents To Give, And To See Just Who, In This Home Did Live. I Looked All About, A Strange Sight I Did See, No Tinsel, No Presents, Not Even A Tree. No Stocking By Mantle, Just Boots Filled With Sand, On The Wall Hung Pictures, Of Far Distant Lands. With Medals And Badges, Awards Of All Kinds, A Sober Thought, Came Through My Mind. For This House Was Different, It Was Dark And Dreary, I Found The Home Of A Soldier, Once I Could See Clearly. The Soldier Lay Sleeping, Silent, Alone, Curled Up On The Floor, In This One Bedroom Home. The Face Was So Gentle, The Room In Such Disorder, Not How I Pictured, A United States Soldier. Was This The Hero, Of Whom I'd Just Read? Curled Up On A Poncho, The Floor For A Bed? I Realized The Families, That I Saw This Night, Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers Who Were Willing To Fight. Soon

This Is A Test Of The Emergency Broadcast System
this is a test of the emergency broadcast system remember this is only a test..............bbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppp this was just a test if it had been a real emergency the tone you just heard would have been followed by some dude telling you theres an emergency and what it is

Kiss
Sep 19, 2006 6:41 AM Subject IMPORTANT MY JANINE80 PROFILE ON YAHOO HAS BEEN HACKED Body: HEY EVERYONE MY JANINE80 PROFILE ON YAHOO HAS BEEN HACKED SO IF THEY CONTACT U SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING .. ITS NOT ME!!! MY NEW YAHOO IS janine_leigh I ALREADY CONTACTED YAHOO AND WORKING ON STOPPING IT... THANK U FOR BEING MY FRIENDS...

Military Life Vs Civilian Life
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. He does what he is told. __________________________ You walk

Omg I Love Louie!
You scored as Louis. You are the passive oh whoe is me type look at it this way you"ll live forever!Armand92%Dracula92%Louis92%Marius83%Angel67%Blade67%Lestat58%Spike50%Deacon Frost42%Akasha17%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

"du Hast"
you figute it out. Does he say Du Hast or Du Hasst. The way it comes off the album he says "you hate me" Du hast (You have) Lyrics ©1997 Rammstein. Du du hast du hast mich du hast mich gefragt du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet treu ihr sein für alle Tage Nein Willst du bis zum Tod, der scheide sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen Nein Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. You you hate you hate me you hate asked me you hate asked me and I have said nothing Do you want, until death seperates you, to be faithful to her for all days No Do you want, until death, which would seperate, ** to love her, even in bad days Never * When Till is just saying "Du hast," it sounds as if he could either be saying "Du hast" (you have) or "Du hasst" (you hate). This is to give the song a double meaning, even though the official lyrics say "Du hast." ** There is another sort of double mean

Im Trying
I am trying to hang on, just don't know what to do anymore and I don't like to be ignored, I'm the type that has always beleived never go to bed mad and I'm the type that has to fix everything! and now I'm so lost that I don't know how to fix this! I'm such a mess....

"engel"
Engel (Angel) Lyrics ©1997 Rammstein. Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann warum man sie nicht sehen kann Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest) damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. Who in their lifetime is good on Earth and will become an angel after death you look to the sky and ask why can't you see them First if the clouds have gone to sleep you can see us in the sky we are afraid

"te Quiero Puta"
Te quiero puta! (I love you, bitch!) Lyrics ©2005 Rammstein. Hey amigos . . . Adelante amigos . . . Vamos vamos mi amor Me gusta mucho tu sabor No no no no tu corazón Mucho mucho tu limón Dame de tu fruta Vamos mi amor . . . Te quiero puta! Te quiero puta! Ay que rico Ay que rico un dos tres Sí te deseo otra vez Pero no no no tu corazón Más más más de tu limón Querido Dame de tu fruta Dame de tu fruta Vamos mi amor . . . Te quiero puta! Te quiero puta! Ay que rico Entre tus piernas voy a llorar Feliz y triste voy a estar Feliz y triste voy a estar Más más más por favor Más más más sí sí señor Más más más por favor Más más más sí sí señor No me tengas miedo No te voy a comer Más más más por favor Más más más sí sí señor Sí sí señor Te quiero puta! Te quiero puta! Dámelo dámelo Te quiero puta! Unofficial Translation ©2005 Viridiana Obando. Hey friends . . . Go ahead friends . . . Come on, come on, my love I really like your flavor Not not not

"benzin"
Benzin (Petrol) [1] Lyrics ©2005 Rammstein. Ich brauche Zeit Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin Brauch keine Hilfe Kein Koffein Doch Dynamit und Terpentin Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin Explosiv wie Kerosin Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin Brauch keinen Freund Kein Kokain Brauch weder Arzt noch Medizin Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin Etwas Nitroglyzerin Ich brauche Geld für Gasolin Explosiv wie Kerosin Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin Gib mir Benzin Es fließt durch meine Venen Es schläft in meinen Tränen Es läuft mir aus den Ohren Herz und Nieren sind Motoren Benzin Willst du dich von etwas trennen dann musst du es verbrennen Willst du es nie wieder sehen lass es schwimmen in Benzin Benzin Ich brauch Benzin Benzin Gib mir Benzin Unofficial Translation ©2005 Jeremy Williams. I need time Don't need heroin nor alcohol nor nicotine I don't need help Nor caffeine But I do need dynamite and turpenti

Normal Days Are Few
a return to the mundane Current mood: exanimate Category: Life Ah...finally I had a normal day...got up to the sound of the neighbors goats bleeting outside my front door,.... brought my littlekin to school, listened to official complaints over students wearing "the wrong" things to school and boys painting their fingernails black,.....got some official news about getting a facility built for the school and dealing with the host district.....got the scoop on when i'll be meeting Governor Richardson.....other officialnesses.....saw a car wreck....the usual. I went on a wild search for an important letter, and found it with page 5 missing. sooooooo....driving back to the office, the pile o papers in the back of my car that i have so neatly secured with the stuff in the back of the car starts to blow around in circles back there....i stop to catch the randomly freed papers before they float out the window.....it's a full set of those papers that i was looking for....not the ones i

Keine Lust
Keine Lust (Don't feel like it) Lyrics ©2004 Rammstein. Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen Ich hätte Lust zu onanieren Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren Ich hätte Lust mich auszuziehen Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Nein ich hab keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust etwas zu kauen Denn ich hab' keine Lust es zu verdauen Hab' keine Lust mich zu wiegen Hab' keine Lust im Fett zu liegen Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich bleibe einfach liegen Und wieder zähle ich die Fliegen Lustlos fasse ich mich an Und merke bald ich bin schon lange kalt So kalt,

A Trip To Vern Tardel's Hotrod Ranch
If you are into period specific rods, then Vern Tardel is THE man! This is not the Boydster bullshit, this is the real deal. You won't find any fiberglass or chevy 350 conversions with auto trans, just original pieces. I went over to Mike C's house to grab a ride in his '41 Ford flathead pickup and wait for Jay in his '39 Merc flathead droptop. We hit the road and headed up HWY 101 to Santa Rosa and dropped into the sticks where Vern has his shop. Kevin from England and his gal came over for a 3 week holidy and told Mike they'd meet him there. You can't imagine what this place is like. There must have been 300 flathead engines just lying around with an easy 40+ classic cars and trucks. And this is just Vern's collection and a few customer cars. Vern and his partner Gary and brother Mike were just what you'ld expect - 50 or 60something year old guys that eat, drink, and sleep classic rods. These guys knew every mod in the book, which makes sense since Vern and Mike wrote a book called "

Ich Will
Ich will (I want) Lyrics ©2001 Rammstein. Ich will Ich will dass ihr mir vertraut Ich will dass ihr mir glaubt Ich will eure Blicke spüren Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren Ich will eure Stimmen hören Ich will die Ruhe stören Ich will dass ihr mich gut seht Ich will dass ihr mich versteht Ich will eure Phantasie Ich will eure Energie Ich will eure Hände sehen Ich will in Beifall untergehen Seht ihr mich? Versteht ihr mich? Fühlt ihr mich? Hört ihr mich? Könnt ihr mich hören? Wir hören dich Könnt ihr mich sehen? Wir sehen dich Könnt ihr mich fühlen? Wir fühlen dich Ich versteh euch nicht Ich will Wir wollen dass ihr uns vertraut Wir wollen dass ihr uns alles glaubt Wir wollen eure Hände sehen Wir wollen in Beifall untergehen - ja Könnt ihr mich hören? Wir hören dich Könnt ihr mich sehen? Wir sehen dich Könnt ihr mich fühlen? Wir fühlen dich Ich versteh euch nicht Könnt ihr uns hören? Wir hören euch Könnt ihr uns sehen? Wir

Horses
I spent my entire life with horses. They are such amazing creatures. The first horse I ever rode in a show was Nova, a dark bay Quater Horse mare. It was when I was almost two years old. My mom led us around the ring. THe first horse show I ever entered was at King Oak Farms. I entered four classes. I got fourth place in Intermidate Equtation. Then I got first place Intermidate Pleasure. Fifth place in Intermidate Walk, Trot, Canter. Finally I got first place in Intermidate Cross-rail Jumping. In my second show I placed fifth in Intermidate Equtation, second in Intermediate Pleasure, and third in Intermediate Over Fences.Then my most recent show I placed seventh in dressage. My favorite horse, Zandi, has been sold and I nolonger know where he is or anything. He was and still is my favorite horse but I know I shall never seem him again. I love him so much though.

Don't Know What To Do!
Ok i'm having one of those weeks where nothing is going right for me, not even with my bf, and I don't know how to fix things, it seems no matter how much I tell him that I miss him and love him it just doesn't seem to be enough. See it all started out with him not feeling well and his meds weren't making him feel any better and made him feel kinda not here, which i understand, but the rest of him didn't feel like he was here either. You know when you have this feeling that the person your with is a little distant and you think that something else is going on, well that how I have been feeling and I told him that but prolly in the wrong way. There are times when I wish it was just like it was before when I had all of his attention and I didn't have to share him with anyone else cusz he didn't care, just wanted to be with me, and now I just feel so lost without him, I miss everything about him, sometimes I wonder if he really knows just how much I want to be with him and how

Picture Thief
THANKS HELLSGATES1LOVE I dont know about you all but I'm personally sick and tired of people not asking if they can rip your pics before they do and then try to post them as their OWN!!! OH YES I AM PISSED.Some LCers are lazy fuckin people...we take the time to get and make these pics our own...and even ask the owners if we may have a copy of them...and LAZY ASSHOLES just come along and take them at liberty...does this look like a free for all???!!! NO i think not.I for one know that if a certyain lil LCer named niki jacks one more pic i will cause some serious issue here...Hey maybe we should post a new contest for the laziest jerk in LC...or maybe biggest picture theif...!STOP and ASK people DAM most of us usually say no problem.Have some respect!!!!! If any of my friends agree with this blog please recopy and paste to your own blog and sendto your friends. **************************************** I'm guilty! It was my first day and i didnt know! lol I stole a tat pic from my

The Picture Viewing Problem
ok i did a poll and there are alot of us having he same problem so im sure its been reported to the staff and will be fixed shortly please dont bombard the staff reporting this it'll be fixed just give it time

"buried Alive"
"Buried Alive" I speak in verses, prophecies, and curses [x2] I hate my life No miracle is coming Hate you It's just a hole Hate you Nothing's wrong with you Hate you Must maintain control Hate you Everyone's asking questions No place is safe I'll forfeit resurrection To escape this pain I hate my life [x8] I speak in verses, prophecies and curses This storm of thorns is growing Hate me There's no end in sight Hate me Chaos claws my jaw Hate me And incites a mental riot Hate me I'm in the mouth of madness With a tongue of poetry I ate the spine of Atlas Now the world is crushing me I hate my life [x6] Buried alive behind enemy lines Surrogate child for the sins of all mankind Hate Buried alive behind enemy lines, buried alive, buried alive [x3] For the sins of all mankind

"t.r.i.c."
"T.R.I.C." To all u weak mcs.... all u hardcore wannabe'z if u step into the ring be prepared to swing!! ...(WHUT??) me be the best to impress with dictation? too far fetched? beyond your imagination? i'll rise to the occasion launching an invasion -- enterin your mental like a viral infestation wurdz be abrasive -- joints eye be lacin sacrificin mics to ignite the celebration its just amazing, poetically we blazing xen & otep -- a volatile combination (time to) -- DESTROY LIKE REVELATIONS! styles be liquid and flow like irrigation -- so make the preparation......... defeat is bittersweet, its all u'll be tastin sounding battle stations - my war face in place total annihilation - your existence has been erased its the renaissance - time to switch up and change the path the paragraphs infiltrate your brain [chorus] T.R.I.C. risin from the ashes to lead the wretched masses back to the sufi shack - defyin all the fascists wurdz burn with passion -- mentally

"my Confession"
"My Confession" ... my confession because i'm diluted & perfectly flawed i shall live by passion & not by law and i'm insecure ... i need aggression to feed the spiders of perception and i'm supposed to be strong & have all the answers a cannibal in the new church of cancer but i'm nothing special i'm not unique i have many secrets & i eat the weak and i'm at an end i'm at an end ..... and there's ... NO WAY OUT!! [chorus] i need to find my sanctuary ..... someplace safe gotta get this outta me ..... this is my escape II. and i think about it all the time i'm volatile & afraid to cry but i'm still not comfortable in my skin and the anesthetics slowly wearing thin & i need to talk to someone new i need a different latitude & i'm in this void all alone! feeling needy ... hungry to grow but i'm suffocating -- can't come down and .... no .... THERE'S NO WAY OUT!!! [choru

"miss Blue" By Filter
MISS BLUE *This song is about the girl who broke Rich's heart in "I'm Not the Only One."* Could you stay long enough for me to say goodbye You can be free as long as you're with me If you could see the real me you'd bleed If you could see the real me I'd breathe Could you still breathe long enough for me Could you still be long enough for me Chorus: When do you think I'll be okay When do you think I'll be okay If I should stay when do I pray If I should stay where do I begin Do you think I should watch you die Should we close our eyes and say goodbye Chorus Hey you Miss Blue You think that I'm well to do Hey you Miss Blue I fell in love with you Hey you Miss Blue I think about you as true Hey you Miss Blue I hate it when you cry Hey you Miss Blue I hate it when you say goodbye Hey you Miss Blue I hate it when you say goodbye Chorus You say goodbye You say goodbye yeah Don't say goodbye Say goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye. . .

"i'm Not The Only One" By Filter
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE *Rich recorded this song about five minutes after slamming his fist into a wall after the girl he loved told him she had been cheating. That's harsh, but it did result in an amazing song.* What if I could say to you Of what you wanted Would not do What if I could say Say to you Of what you wanted Of what you could do Huh Huh Huh Huh What you want Is something you need And what you've wanted Is something I bleed Could you say to me you love me And I'm the only one Could you say to me you love me That I'm your man Huh Huh Huh Huh Chorus: Is this the last time I'll ever see you Is this the last time I'll ever meet you Is this the last time I'll ever make love to you, You Yeah What did you say girl I'm not the only one What did you say girl I'm not the only one What did you say girl I'm not the only one What did you say girl I'm not the only one Huh Huh Huh Huh. . .

Somethings I Have Learned...
We often go through our day with our breath held, bracing for a blow that isn't coming. Learn to relax. Let go. Everything happens for a reason, no matter how much it hurts or feels good.. Weather it's wrong or right. Only say sorry if you really mean it and admit your mistakes. Don't hesitate to tell someone you love them.. It might be your only chance. Life isn't always fair, so don't expect it to be. Don't ever cut what can be untied... and always be willing to loose the battle in order to win the war. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go. Love for the sheer fact of loving. Don't ever give up on anybody. Dream big. Don't underestimate the power of words. Realize that happiness is not based on power or possessions but on relationships with people you love and respect. Learn to appreciate the little things in life. Don't take advantage of the things or people in your everyday life, because they might be gone before you ever ge

Please Read!
OK, if you're on my list, you should have read my profile. If you didnt read it, thats your problem. Don't come bitching to me about "thats false advertising" having a private folder and not having nudes in them. If you read my damn profile, you would know that me having nudes in my pics is very very very unlikely. And if you're sending me friend requests just because you think I have nudes, then you're a damn loser. Oh, and by the way, just because you show what you got does not mean "it's only fair to see what I got." Thats bullshit. I don't knock people for having nude pics up, to each their own, but don't think because you have nudes up that I can see that I owe you a damn thing. I DON'T! If you dont like it, please, delete yourself off of my friends list, or quit bitching. Thanks a bunch!

"vermillion Pt 2" By Slipknot
SLIPKNOT LYRICS "Vermillion, Pt. 2" She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me I'd do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat choke Torn into pieces I won't, nO! I don't wanna be this... But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me

"duality" By Slipknot
SLIPKNOT LYRICS "Duality" I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on... Aaaaaaaah! I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it! Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me alone Tell m

Black Panties
Well my friends are conducting a survay of sorts and well i decided to ask your opinion on the matter. and that is Black panties. Is it true that if a girl wairs black panties she is out to get some. why this question poped up i dont know but if you could help that would be graitly apreshiated.

"the Chain" By Fleetwood Mac
Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies And if You don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain. List to the wind blow Down comes the night Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies Break the silence Damn the dark Damn the light And if You don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain.

What Is This World Coming To?
so today i was talking to my dad about the war and everything...since my brother is headed towards iraq right now....he starts telling me about a funeral for a soldier that died in the line of duty...his funeral was today in a town about 20 miles from us...he said there was talk about some church group coming down to picket his funeral...saying he deserved to die. I asked my dad how do these people justify what they are doing....they may not like the war or how everything is being handled but the kid is someones son, someones nephew someones brother...i just dont understand these people, arent they christians dont they realize that no matter how this boy died its his funeral, they are laying his body to rest....he was over there fighting for their freedom to have these thoughts and for their freedom to do what they are doing...what is this world coming to

Darkness By Twiztid
and I'm sorry I had a fucking mental breakdown, how many times did you...could you be normal if someone disrespected your dead father every chance they got?" All This (all this)... I cant remeber your face All this... No one can take your place All this (all this)... I cant remeber your face All this pain and animosity It's not everyday I get to sit around and chat, Sit down and think maybe even talk about, that shit just drives me crazy, Fuckin' me up. I'm outta luck like a slut with nobody to fuck, Somebody talk to me, hear me out, lend me an ear, Before I lose it on society and do it so Violently Fearer of fear, hands sweaty, losin' my breath, I'm sittin' with death, somebody sittin' on my chest, Best remedy's revenge on people who wouldn't listen, Cheeks glisten cuz I'm cryin', my vision is so violent, Didn't worry cuz I'm losin' it. Abusin' anybody that's confusin this with lyin or me tryin to get attention, Sention on my mind, all I think about is dyin, In

A Tear
Babe when your alone and sad and i can't be there,To kiss away your sadness my love,I wish i could be that tear,That runs down your cheek to your lips,So i can take away your sadness and pain,AS that tear that ran down to kiss your beautiful lips. writings of my feelings,not copied

Boy Friend Application
Tell me Name loaction Eye color Height Age Hair color Would you tell me you loved me? Would you cheer me up when i'm sad? would you clam me down when i'm mad? Would make me smile just see me happy? Would portect me? What would you do if i cried? If i was in the hospital? If i was ill? If we got in to a fight? Would you hold me till the sun would rise? Would you talk to me just to hear my vocie? What is you favorite part of the opposite sexs body? Do you like rock? Do you like to make music? If so then on what instrument to you make this music? Do you like the rain? Would you watch it wiht me? Would you hold me hand? Do you like My eyes My hair My height My frineds My personality Am i cute?

My Gf
THE END OF A BAD DAY IN HELL, NO DARK SOUL TO WARM MY COLD BLACK HEART, NO SWEET LOVING SMILING TO PULL ME CLOSE, SOUNDS OF PAIN RINGING DEEPING IN MY BODY, THINKING ABOUT HER THAT CRAZY GIRL, IM FALLING SO MUCH FOR. WHEN SHE CRIES, I WANT HOLD HER CLOSE, WHEN SHE PISSED, I WANT TO LET HER YELL, WHEN SHE HAPPY, I WANT TO TELL HER HOW SEXY SHE IS..BUT WHEN SHE NOT THERE, THERE NO DARK SOUL TO WAMR MY COLD BLACK HEART, TONIGHT JUST MY LONELY HEART CRYING ALONE IN THE DARK WET ROOM OF HELL. PLEASE MY ANGEL OF DARKNESS HELP ME.. FEEL NO MORE PAIN

Here We Go
There comes a time in someones' life where you just gotta ask. Why are the things or people in my life there. I've been asking myself that alot here lately. It's not something I'm going to dwell on. But it urks me when you have people in your life, that are only there during the good times and when things start getting bad, they wanna push you away. That's my rant for today. I would dwell more. But I got other things to do. Peace and God Bless

Friends
Friends 15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. ! 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner o

Kink Test
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko60%Average30%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Four Married Guys Go Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."

How Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko60%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Coffee, Tea Or Me?
You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko70%Very Kinky70%Average30%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

I Hate Ex Boyfriends!!
Have you ever gave all you had too your boyfriend or Gurlfriend? Well i did and he fucking broke my heart not only one time but twice!! I don't understand i though he was the right one..But i guess he proved me wrong!!So why do i even try we i get in a relationshi?WHy? i guess cause im a sweet person and guys take over and wanna break a sweet person's heart like mine..IM out

Awesome!
You scored as Slash. You are SLASH! What more is there to say.......Keep on Rockin!Slash75%Billie Joe Armstrong65%James Hetfield55%Kurt Cobain55%Tommy Lee55%Ozzy Osbourne!50%Jimi Hendrix45%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com

A First Blog ..ohh Ahh ...and A New Story Begins...
My first blog * woot woot!!* Anyhow maybe I should mention here in the very beginning. My spelling and punctuation are atrocious. But, I digress, moving on…so a blog what is one to write when nothing really goes on in my life? I might write a story about my Friends life…all kinds of Drama there. Then again maybe I will write a story about sex, sex-slaves, and intrigue? …Hours later… “What a strange dream!” thought Diane “I’ll have to tell Dena when she wakes up” Diane lay there with her eyes closed thinking about the strange dream she had. Her twin Dena, the baby and her had been on their way to the lake where they were going to meet some friends but, then Dena as usual in her funny little way always lagging behind drifting here and there distracted by almost anything. Any little bug that happens by and even by cracks in the concrete path they walked along. Then all of a sudden she heard Dena calling “ Diane, you have simply got to see this!” Diane laughed and shook her

No Guilt Intended I Know No One Reads This
WEll as everythings been going on yeah ive been going out more ive been talking to more people from school. but i just dont like i dont feel like anything is right it has been about 3 weeks since we broke up i feel worse everday that passes the thing is as much as everyone would say itz not my fault it is i had some many options that i could have taken and i took the better one for my future / was our future Im really starting to get sick of life heres my daily routine Get up Take little white pill that just lets me bottle everything up and not release it get dressed make sure i got everything (maybe eat breakfast) get on the bus get off the bus at CRHSS Get on bus to MBIT from CRHSS sit in mr malacks class till 11:00 (fridays we go bowling ) go to lunch eat the shit they let me get then go to my Engineering class sit there until 2'15 go home play with the dog play some runscape or outwar then i just pray that my moms home or im up all night if shes home i get a sle

Verbal Wanderings :p
Its really hard to watch someone we admire because they are stronger than we are going through their own hell. I mean wow, I cant imagine it happening to me if they are having a hard time. But some things become apparent. A perverted sense of detachment may in some cases not be the worst way to cope with certain things. But Add to that a type A personality that refuses to dream. Realist to the core. I know what you are thinking, but its not a bad thing. See that is only part of the dominant qualities in this person as of late. And how are those bad things? Sure they don’t sound all warm and inviting I agree. But if you are in survival mode, they might be the best traits to have at the time. Imagine looking at life through a microscope, only I am controlling the strength of the lenses. Just when you get focused on what you are seeing, I change it. And just like life, lets add a Kaleidoscope. Now what? Life didn’t change, your perspective did. And also keep in mind, we aren’t the le

Grrrr!!!!!
Why are people sooooooooo disrespectful?~!?~?? I just so happened to be in the ladies' room when my dog started barking up a storm. Thank goodness he only barks when he hears something out of the ordinary, else I wouldn't have thought twice about it. So I hurried and opened the back door (in retrospect was a bad idea) where he was standing.. too late to see WHO! BUT! Some effin' idiot scrounged around the deck looking for who knows what (You have to actually BE on the deck to see anything.. it's surrounded by bamboo on the 'open' side). "Thank you for leaving junk around!" Anyway.. do I have to arm myself every time I open the door now or what?!? Ugh I'm so pissed! I'm GLAD I didn't have to defend myself against said IDIOT. But damn it!!! Grrrr!!!!!!

New To Lost Cherry
Wow, I just signed up here today while surfing around and I can see how this place could get *really* addictive! I am loving checking out all the profiles here, fiddling with all the features, and enjoying all these silly little sounds emanating from my computer while this site is open. I can't wait to get to know some new folks on here, this looks like it could be lots of fun! I am way too addicted to blogging, and here I go again, starting one up here... Oh well, I guess I am just an attention whore!

Thank You, Please
Out of the goodness of my heart today, I volunteered to bring in carts until the regular cart-pusher arrived, even though I already had a long list of things to do. At the early hour, there was no traffic, so it was easy to get all the carts in. I also restocked the water coolers. Unknownst to me, the garbage bin I was using to truck them to the floor was broken (bent wheel). I rounded a corner, and the whole thing collapsed. The heavy water coolers tumbled out, and one got punctured. Water sprayed and dribbled everywhere, all over the floor, my boots and pants. I was not amused. I found an intact bin, put the coolers in that, and kicked the broken one out of the way. I gingerly carried the dribbling cooler out of harm's way, and wrote a note on it saying "BROKEN", pointing the puncture upwards. I then quickly mopped the floor. Dripping with sweat, I pushed the garbage bin out to the salesfloor, carefully navigating around crowds of mingling customers. With some effort, I slid the c

Hmmmm Just Some Thoughts
life throws you curve balls at the strangest times. Just when you think you have everything figured out, it changes things up on you. It makes you reevaluate yourself and what you need. Sometimes it places something you never knew you were missing right in front of you and hopes you take the hint. And when it thinks you haven't taken the hint, it smacks you upside the head with it. I wonder how many of the little hints i have let pass me by because I was too busy, or to sure of what was going on to even look and see them. Well the newest hint that life has thrown in my path has been a gentle shove so far. So I am looking at it and seeing where it will lead, so that I do not have to get smacked upside the head this time. New friendships start, old ones end. Some people can let go easily, and others have the hardest time understanding that it is time to move on. To those that have had a short brief moment in my life I say, thank you, because for one brief shining moment you brought me

See Naughtier Pics Of Me
remember if you want to see more of us then you have to leave a lot of pic comments to get us convinced...show everthing if convinced. im leaving for now but will be back later tonight with naughtier hotter pics! tell all your friends to add and rate and comment our pics to. that will be convincing for sure that you want to see it! MJ

Me And My Friend
ok my friend has this 95 ford ranger and it has been sitting in his back yard for a year so i told him lets get it running and go rally the sht out of it and he said ok so it took us like a month to get it going so were out ralling it and im driving and it looks lik etheres a little hill that i can jump so im going at it and abou tthe time we jump it i realize there was about a 15 foot drop on the other side ya neddless to say that we couldnt drive it home and it still sits were it landed and popped all the tires and shot both front shocks out the hood and i hit my head on the steering wheel but ya good times good times

Dating! "yawn"
Your Dating Purity Score: 49% You are an average dater. You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend... Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! Dating Purity Test

How Do I Like It?
You scored as Hot/hard. You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Hot/hard100%Exciting/Exotic85%Passionate/wet80%Shy/Sweet45%Soft/slow20%Awkward/New0%How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

My First Confession....
I never confess to anything. Thats the first thing you should know about me. Not guilty. Wasnt me.... I didnt see anything, hear anything and I wasnt even there...and if I was....I was asleep. ~snow

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repair me not! there is only one word that causes pain, especially when you must explain being hurt an feeling sad, remeberng times that you needed then bad. give it everthing you've got, share a lil if you've got alot, am i only of all the others, that you choose to call your friends or lovers? i dont know what to do or say, it hurts much more each passng day. i cry to remeber the times taht we shared, knowing my feelings cannot be repaired... nice to know .. its nice to know they love you. when they turn their heads away. an its good to know they'll be there, when they dont have time to stay. it's nice to have somebody, who can cover all your fears when they make you nkow ther're trying they want to dry your tears. and when you ask a question, they'll always understand its nice to have some one to love, yes, isnt it grand? lost pain. alone an feeling satisfied, at the thought of being me. and i knew that i must play it straight. to be happy an be

Time To Get Back To Basics
i'm cleaning my friends list of the ones who don't take time to respond to any of my comments,i love L.C. so if ur my friend ,don't worry about it,but ur sitting there collecting dust on my list then bye-bye

Soul Mates Exist
Soul mates exist Soul mates don’t just have to be your lover They can be your friend a mate your sister or your brother They know who you are even when you lie to yourself Soul mates know how you feel without words They can see what you want to say They know when to let you go And when to knock on your door You can feel them when they are not beside you When they look into your eyes they see so much more More then what is just physical they see inside They uncover everything you are trying to hide And let you go when you need to find yourself When you lose them they will find a way to let you be near You may be miles apart but when you shut your eyes they always appear No matter what happens they are always there Always wanting more for that person Always hoping that they are happier then you Even with your biggest smile you want theirs to be bigger Soul mates exist

A Friend Sent Me This She Believes It True
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .. Fun to look

Soda
You Are Diet Coke You are energy in its purest form. No need to complicate things with sweetness. And while people may hate your aftertaste, you are seen as a necessary evil. Your best soda match: 7 Up Stay away from: Coke What Kind of Soda Are You?

I'm Experiienced
Your Dating Purity Score: 30% You are an experienced dater. You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship. And you've got the dating skills to get exactly what you want! Dating Purity Test

Life Steps
Life's Next Step Walking away from the familiar and known Sometimes we can’t change the speeds at which we grow; All of it is synchronicity, you see, One moment leading onto another. Moments feeling eternal other times fleeting. The changes coming Often: whether we want them or not, But some are a surprise As I found out the other day When my life ascended into a new moment Leaving the old and safe, behind. A new horizon bathes me in light, Music feels good and once again my soul can smile, A new life ahead of me The old falling like dead skin, Leaving a trail behind. Me, feeling reborn Life’s Next Step A moment's journey Shaping an eternity.

What Movie Genre Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Crispy Fried Chicken
2 1/2 to 3 lbs. cut up frying chicken SEASONED FLOUR: 1 1/2 c. flour 1 tbsp. garlic salt 1/4 tsp. poultry seasoning 1 1/2 tsp. black pepper 1 1/2 tsp. paprika Combine all ingredients; set aside. CRISPY BATTER: 2/3 c. flour 1/2 tsp. salt 3/4 c. flat beer or water 1/8 tsp. pepper 1 egg yolk, beaten Combine flour and seasonings in bowl. Combine egg yolks and beer. Add gradually to dry ingredients. Heat oil in deep fryer to 365 degrees. Moisten chicken pieces. Dip in seasoned flour, then batter, then back in seasoned flour. Fry in hot oil 15 to 18 minutes until well browned. Drain on paper.

Cream Chicken And Biscuits
4 oz. chicken breast meat, cut into thin strips 1 oz. assorted mushrooms, fresh and wild, sliced 2 tsp. red peppers, diced 2 tsp. green peppers, diced 2 thin slices jalapeno pepper 3 oz. heavy cream Salt and pepper to taste Saute chicken and mushrooms briefly. Add peppers and jalapenos. Add heavy cream. Reduce to desired consistency. Season with salt and pepper. Spoon over warm biscuits. BISCUITS: 4 c. flour 5 tsp. double acting baking powder 6 oz. butter, softened 10 oz. milk 1 tsp. salt Mix together flour, baking powder, and salt. Cut butter into flour mixture until it resembles fine crumbs. Add milk all at once and blend. Roll out 1 1/2 to 2 inches thick. Cut into circles with a cookie cutter. Brush with egg wash of an egg and water. Bake at 400 degrees for 15-17 minutes.

A Deer?
You scored as Deer. You are the Deer. You tend to be very gentle with other animals of your domain and are also considered the innocent one, which is a good thing. You tend to be able to perceive more than others, which is a handy skill.Deer92%Crow75%Dog75%Fox75%Salmon67%Eagle67%Dragon67%Stag67%Wolf67%Bull58%Bear42%Snake

Crockpot Canadian Bacon Soup
Crockpot Canadian Bacon Soup 1 16-oz pkg dried lentils, sorted and rinsed 2 (14 1/2 ozs. each) cans ready-to-serve vegetable broth 1 6-oz pkg sliced Canadian-style bacon, coarsely chopped 2 medium carrots, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium potato, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium onion, chopped 1 medium stalk celery, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 4 cups water 1 tsp dried thyme leaves 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper Mix all ingredients in 3 1/2- to 6-quart slow cooker. Cover and cook on Low heat setting for 8-9 hours or High for 3-5 hours or until lentils are tender. Stir well before serving. Serves 8.

Crab Stuffed Mushroom Caps
24 large mushrooms 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil minced garlic any flavor Philadelphia (whipped) cream cheese 1 can crab meat Parmesan cheese 6 tablespoons butter Remove stems from the mushrooms. Carefully trim the mushroom cap back to expose the spore area. Do this at an angle so that the cap can hold more mixture. In a bowl, combine the container of whipped cream cheese, three tablespoons of Parmesan cheese and the crab meat. Fold the mixture over until thoroughly combined. Pour 1/2 teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil into each mushroom cap. Add a sprinkle of minced garlic into the oil. Add one tablespoon of crab mixture into each mushroom cap. Put the mushroom caps into a foil container. Slice the butter into cubes and add them to the bottom of the container. Sprinkle minced garlic over butter. Cover the container with foil and bake at 350°F for 45 minutes. Switch the oven to broil and remove the foil during the last 5 minutes of cook time. Makes 12 servings.

Chicken Cordon Blue
2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, halved and boned 2 oz. shredded Swiss cheese (1/2 c.) 1/4 c. finely chopped boiled ham 2 tsp. Dijon mustard 1 egg 2 tbsp. water 1/4 c. flour 1/4 tsp. salt 1/3 c. dry bread crumbs Oil for frying Place 1 chicken breast half boned side up between 2 pieces of wax paper; gently pound chicken with rolling pin. Repeat with remaining breasts. In small bowl combine cheese and ham; sprinkle chicken breasts lightly with salt; spread with mustard. Place scant 1/4 cup of cheese mixture on center of each breasts. Bring 1 end of breast over cheese mixture. Fold in sides and roll up jelly roll fashion, pressing ends to seal. I use toothpicks to hold them together. Cover and refrigerate 1 hour. In medium bowl combine egg and water. In shallow pan, combine flour and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Coat chicken with flour mixture, dip in egg mixture. Roll in bread crumbs. Cover and refrigerate at least 1 hour. Heat oven to 350 degrees. Heat 1 inch oil in small sk

Weight Watchers Soup
1 chicken, cooked and deboned 1 med. onion, chopped 2 ribs celery, chopped 4 or 5 carrots, sliced 1 c. cabbage, cut fine 1 can cut green beans 1-2 cans tomatoes 1 can garden peas Cook onions, celery, carrots and cabbage in broth until tender. Then add green beans, tomatoes, garden peas, and chicken and simmer 30 minutes. Cauliflower, broccoli or zucchini squash can also be added.

Tomato Artichoke Rice Salad
Tomato Artichoke Rice Salad 1 6-ounce jar marinated artichoke hearts 2 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon finely chopped garlic 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 3 cups cooked, cold rice 3 large (11/2 pounds) tomatoes, seeded, diced and drained 1 cup finely chopped red onion 1 can 5.75-ounce pitted whole black olives, drained and cut into quarters 1/4 cup chopped parsley Drain artichoke hearts, reserving marinade. Roughly slice artichoke hearts lengthwise; reserve. Combine lemon juice, garlic, salt and pepper. Beat in reserved marinade. Gently combine dressing with rice, artichoke hearts and remaining ingredients. Serves 6.

Mustard New Potatoes
Mustard New Potatoes 1 1/4 pounds small new potatoes, scrubbed 2 tablespoons mint or 1/2 cup fresh 1 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened 1 1/2 teaspoons Dijon mustard Place potatoes and half the mint in a heavy saucepan. Cover with water, add salt to taste and simmer with saucepan partially covered 25 to 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Drain thoroughly. Return potatoes to saucepan. Cover pan and cook another minute, shaking saucepan. Mince remaining mint leaves, if using fresh. Add mint, butter, mustard, and salt and pepper to taste to potatoes and toss

Lonely Week-end
Hi all~~ Here it is a quiet week-end and I actually have time alone. But what do I do, I watch movies, sit here on the computer. I look forward in times like this but now that it is here I hate it. I miss my *BEST FRIEND* - *SISSY*.. I am so post to enjoy relaxation but I can tell Ia m not a person to have this much free time and alone time. Becasue it makes me think and is very depressing. Sissy come home...............................!!!! Miss you ..

The Lovers
You scored as VI: The Lovers. This is a card symbolising couples, relationships and strong bonds. The love does not have to be physical, nor even called by that name. This card indicates the trust and openness of such a relationship. The two Lovers have no secrets from each other. In a Tarot reading this card can indicate the forging of a new relationship, the strengthening of an existing one or simply the two Lovers working together to overcome problems. This Card Reversed can represnt the loss of trust, possibly leading to the breakdown of the relationship, decption, pain.VI: The Lovers100%III - The Empress94%II - The High Priestess81%XI: Justice81%XIX: The Sun75%XIII: Death63%I - Magician56%0 - The Fool56%XV: The Devil50%X - Wheel of Fortune

One Morning I Stare!
Laying beside you You Asleep Asleep and not knowing Knowing how much I love you You slowly breathing Breathing the breath of life Life so precious Precious as my love for you You're chest slightly rising Rising as does my curiosity Curiosity of your dreams Dreams of me I can only hope Of, love I can only hope Hope of perfect love Love that will never leave our lives Lives we share together as one One morning I stare Stare at you You so peaceful and calm Calm as the ocean at night Night I wait for For to watch you sleep once again Copyright ©~Ted E. Brown II January 6, 2001

Heirloom Tomato Gratin
HEIRLOOM TOMATO GRATIN SERVINGS: 6 3 pounds tomatoes, cut into thick slices 3/4 tsp salt 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil 3 tbs plain bread crumbs 1/2 tsp pepper 2 tbs oregano 2 tsp thyme 3 cloves garlic, sliced 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese Heat oven to 450°. Place tomato slices on paper towels. Sprinkle with 1/2 tsp salt, let stand 15 min. Pat dry with paper towels. Coat a oval baking dish with 1 tsp oil. Sprinkle 1 tbs bread crumbs over bottom of baking dish. Place half the tomato slices in baking dish, season with 1/8 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp pepper. Sprinkle 1 tsp oil, 1 tbs oregano, and 1 tsp thyme over the top. Place remaining tomato slices in dish and season with remaining salt and pepper. Sprinkle remaining oil, oregano, and thyme over the tomatoes. Bake 30 min. Scatter Parmesan on top, bake an additional 10 min. Remove gratin from oven and let stand 10 min. before serving.*

Weekend
WEll i got 2nd place in the sexiest lip contest im pleased compared to all the lovely women i went up aginist there where some fine ass lips in there!! so con grats to all of ya!! my knee is hurtin like fuck today sweeled up and shit ouch....i better cry lol ....ok well i geuss ill headout!! love and kisses!! mesha OMG....MEN!

In Loving Memory (virginia Joan Brown)
Since Heaven has become your home I sometimes feel I'm so alone; and though we now are far apart you hold a big piece of my heart. I never knew how much I'd grieve when it was time for you to leave, or just how much my heart would ache from that one fragment you would take. God lets this tender hole remain reminding me we'll meet again, and one day all the pain will cease when he restores the missing piece. ~Author Unknown~ Its approaching two years since my Aunt Joan passed and I wanted to do something special in her memory. Thank You Crystal For finding this It's beautiful!

Garden Tomato Tart
Garden Tomato Tart Sp. Times 2 sheets frozen puff pastry, thawed according to package directions 2 large egg yolks 2 teaspoons vegetable oil (not olive oil) 4 or 5 ripe tomatoes, sliced 1/4-inch thick 1/2 teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil 1/2 teaspoon sugar Kosher salt Freshly ground pepper, to taste 1/4 cup fresh basil, sliced in ribbons Position rack in the center of oven and preheat to 400 degrees. Place puff-pastry squares on pieces of parchment paper cut to fit your baking sheets. Using a salad-sized plate as a guide, trim each sheet to form an 8-inch round. Transfer the papers with the pastry on top to baking sheets. Prick pastry all over with the tines of a fork. Make an egg wash by whisking the egg yolks, vegetable oil and 2 teaspoons water in a small bowl. Brush egg wash lightly over the pastry. Bake for 10 minutes. Remove from the oven and press slightly to deflate. Leaving a 1/2-inch border around the edge, arrange the tomato slices

Eternity
You gave me your heart and I'll keep it secure, Locked inside of mine for all times for sure. I can't tell the future what will or what may, But I promise to you that forever I'll stay. I'll be by your side through thick and through thin, Whenever you need me I'll hold you within. To be without is a thing of the past, Our two hearts combined forever will last. Together we'll be throughout the rest of this life, I'd be so honored if you'd be my wife. To have and to hold, for richer or poorer, I'll be your one and only adorer.This I promise from the depths of my soul,That we have all eternity to grow.

Bye Bye For Now
kk folks i have to go for a while ...but i will be back asap ...till then keep addin and commentin ..and to those peeps that already got me added ty for ur kind comments ....smiles ..till im back tc and kisses

Beer Carrots
OK THIS IS A NO BRAINER IF YOU LIKE CARROTS. INSTEAD OF BOILING THEM IN WATER UNTIL TENDER, BOIL THEM IN BEER. THEN STRAIN AND POUR MELTED BUTTER OVER THEM AND SPRINKLE WITH DILL WEED.............OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD. U CAN USE BABY CARROTS OR SLICE YOUR OWN

My Life As A Movie Would Be...
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Tomato Mozzarella And Basil Salad
Tomato Mozzarella and Basil Salad 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1/4 teaspoon English dry mustard 1/8 teaspoon sugar 2 large vine-ripened tomatoes, cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices 3/4 pound fresh mozzarella cheese, cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 6 to 8 large fresh basil leaves, sliced thin To make dressing, whisk olive oil, balsamic vinegar, garlic, mustard and sugar. Use at room temperature. Arrange sliced tomatoes alternately with cheese slices on a platter. Season with salt and pepper, and drizzle with dressing. Sprinkle basil ribbons all over. Serves 4 to 6.

More..
good-bye. its hard enough to say this, so please dont make me cry i really dont want to say it Good-bye... i ran into an old friend, an he needs some one to care. i promised him i'd be around, im trying to convince myself, that i really have to go. i love you, yet i love him too. what i feel, you could not know. id loke to stay beside you, but you see, im in despair. i promised, dont you understand? i promised id be there..

Love ?
why was love ever created? from my experiances it always ends in pain. it never lasts. it always fades. if not one lover its the other. if its not that it ends its that one or the other is too scaired. there for they run. i know of 1 couple that has ever stucked through it til the end. one set of my grandparents. everyone else thows it away. when you thing you find the right one the one that makes you start thinkin it back fires one you and makes you second guess everything. but then again from pain comes wisdom right? in that case i must be one wise mother fucker. not too many people can go through all the pain i have bein though and still keep goin. dont get me wrong there has bein many times i have just wanted to give up and end it all. its always the ones you love that dont love you and the ones you dont love that love you. is there really a such thing as true love or is it all just mixed up fealings and nothin more? a mix between hormones and emotions? do i just need to quit looki

Potatoes O Brien
Potatoes O Brien 5 cups cubed cooked potatoes (5-medium sized potatoes) 3 tablespoons finely chopped onion 3 tablespoons chopped pimiento 1 can condensed Cheddar Cheese Soup 1/3 cup milk 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon fine dry bread crumbs Heat oven to 350 degrees F. (moderate). Combine potatoes, onion and pimiento and place in a lightly greased 1 1/2-quart casserole. Combine cheese soup, milk and salt. Pour over potatoes. Sprinkle top with bread crumbs. Bake uncovered 30 minutes, until heated. Serves 4 to 6.

Mushroom Scalloped Potatoes
Mushroom Scalloped Potatoes 2 pounds potatoes (6 medium) 1 small onion, thinly sliced 1/4 cup flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 Tablespoons butter 1 10 3/4 ounces can cream of mushroom soup 4 slices American cheese Pare and thinly slice potatoes. Toss slices in 1 cup water and 1/2 teaspoon Cream of Tartar. Drain. Put half of sliced potatoes in greased crock pot. Top with half of onion slices, flour, salt and pepper. Add remaining sliced potatoes and onions. Sprinkle with remaining flour. Add butter and ndiluted soup. Cover and cook. (Low 7to9 hours High 3to4 hours.) Add cheese slices 30 minutes before serving.

Movie...
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Hasselback Potatoes
Hasselback Potatoes Preparation time: about 10 minutes Baking time: 1 hour Makes 4 servings 4 medium-size oblong potatoes 5 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted 1 teaspoon salt (about) 1 tablespoon packaged bread crumbs (about) 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese (about) Peel potatoes, then with a sharp knife, slice each crosswise about every one-quarter inch, cutting to within ¼ to 1/2 inch of the bottom so the potato remains whole. Place potatoes in a well buttered pie plate, drizzle with 2 tablespoons of the melted butter, sprinkle liberally with salt, then bake in a hot oven (425 degrees) for 30 minutes. Sprinkle crumbs over potatoes, drizzle with the remaining butter and bake 20 minutes longer. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese, baste with butter in the plate and bake 10 minutes longer, or until potatoes seem tender when a skewer is stuck in near the bottom.

Dethklok!
You scored as Toki wartooth Not a bumblebee. your toki wartooth your inoccent for the most part and mildly child like your the second fastest guitarist in the world and your parents are Scary as hell.Toki wartooth Not a bumblebee70%pickles the drummer doodily ding dong doodily doo60%Nathan Explosion50%wiliam Murderface MurderFace MurderFace50%Skwisgar Skwigelf Taller Than A Tree30%Which Member Of Dethklok Are Youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Fried Green Tomatoes
Fried Green Tomatoes Ingredients 2 lbs. green tomatoes 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups corn meal 1 Tbsp. salt 1/4 tsp. gr. black pepper bacon grease or oil for frying Procedure Slice the tomatoes 1/4 - 1/2 inch thick. Salt and Pepper to taste. Dip the tomato slices into cornmeal and brown on both sides. Serve immediately. Note: You can also fry red firm tomatoes this way too.

The Hollow Men
Hollow men "We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar Shape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion;"

Artichoke Mashed Potatoes
Artichoke Mashed Potatoes 4 large Potatoes, peeled and quartered 1 can artichoke hearts (non-marinated) 3 T butter 1/4 cup milk salt & pepper to taste Boil potatoes for 15-20 minutes or until potatoes are tender when pierced with a fork. Drain. In a large mixing bowl, pureé artichoke hearts with half the butter and milk, using a hand blender or mixer. Add potatoes and remaining butter and milk and mix until smooth. Add salt and pepper to taste

Lil Writings
memories. i loved hearing ur voice, i loved feeling your skin, i loved olding you close to me, i cried when it came to an end! if god made love, an made it true, then why does he allow heartbreaks, an make us feel blue. i see you everyday, with your beautiful face. i try to smile an play it off, but i die standing their in my place. i remeber when i held you close, so close i could feel your breath. but now i can't hold you close. an my heart is torn out, bleeding, my life is lonely, lonely with out you, all fo our memories is all i have to old on to!

Something About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF? Name: Peter Edelstein Birthplace: Elizabeth City, New Jersey ( New York City area) Current Location: San Antonio, Texas Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5ft 10' Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed but jerk off with my left, hahahahaha, LOL Your Heritage: German, Basque, Spanish, French, Jewish The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martins Your Weakness: Being too damn nice to everyone Your Fears: dying before doing the things I want to in my life Your Perfect Pizza: A supreme pizza from Papa John's Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Where do I start, the list is long Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: A/S/L , especially when the info is on my profile Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX Your Best Physical Feature: My left side Your Bedtime: Whenever Your Most Missed Memory: Coney Island Pepsi or Coke: Either MacDonalds or Burger King: Which ever has the best dollar menu. Single or Group Dates: As

Beef Stew With Dumplings
Beef Stew with Dumplings 1 1/2 pounds cubed beef stew meat 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/4 cup butter 1 cup sliced onion 2 cloves garlic minced 2 cups water 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1 bay leaf 2 cups cubed potatoes 1 1/2 cups diced carrots 1 cup sliced celery 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1 cup sliced fresh mushrooms 1 1/2 cups biscuit baking mix 1/2 cup milk 3 tablespoons butter melted In a bowl, toss cubed beef with flour to coat. Heat 4 tablespoons butter in a heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Place flour in a bag or bowl, and add beef cubes. Toss to coat with flour. Place coated cubes in the skillet and fry until well-browned on all sides; remove from pan and set aside. Cook onion and garlic in same pan until tender. Return meat to pan with water, parsley, salt, pepper, and bay leaf. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally and adding more water if needed. Stir in potatoes,

Those Who Know Me And Know French, This Blog Is Just For You All.
In French......Je me sens que seul........... Je me sens que seul et moi esperez que quelqu' um m'aime vraiment pour qui je suis et pas ce qui ai obtenu je. J'espere qu'un de toi prendra le temps de me connaitre pour qui je suis. And if you dont know FRENCH, use the your online internet tools to figure out what I might be saying.

More Short Ones Unfinished (oh Well I Guess Finished Seeing Im Not Doing More On Em )
The Toy.. These are the ramblings of a broken toy, A fallen idol of a parent's plaything The freak rebirthed in adult pain, The judgmental afterbirth of self scorn... Sorry sir. Hopeful as a man in hell, Just dont ask an i wont tell, My face so silent with a frown, Sorry sir, I've let you down. All i know. I dont know love because everything i felt was fake. Just a mock of lies to make me believe, Make me the fool, Embarrasments i have gone threw just of this, A bunch of lies, Fake smiles, an meaningless actions!!!! Love forbidden. So dizzy, hazzy can some one sae me kiss me make me cry touch my face an i die, hold me, i feel safe its only u i crave I say "i love you" as i rage let me out of this cage, hidding in the darkI let you in my heart my love for you is like fire i know i'm what you desiar... Depression... cry out an no one hears fall down an none cares, to be abused an with out reason, feeling ashamed throught every season. Th

Bistro Burgundy Beef
Bistro Burgundy Beef 6 slices bacon, cut into pieces 2 pounds beef stew meat, cut into one-inch cubes 5 green onions 6 small carrots, coarsely chopped 3 medium parsnips, peeled and coarsely chopped 1/4 C. unsalted butter, divided 2 T. sugar 1 1/2 C. beef broth 1 1/2 C. Burgundy 2 T. red currant jelly 2 T. dried thyme leaves 4 medium new potatoes, quartered 6 cloves garlic, crushed or minced 6 plum tomatoes, seeded and coarsely chopped 2 T. dried parsley In a Dutch oven, cook bacon until crisp. Brown beef and sprinkle with pepper; drain. Trim green onions so 2 inches of green remain at the top. In a skillet, cook carrots, parsnips and onions in 2 tablespoons of butter, sprinkling with sugar to caramelize slightly; remove from skillet and set aside. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Add broth and wine to skillet and bring to a boil, scraping up any bits. Reduce heat and add remaining butter, the current jelly and thyme. C

British Whisky Chicken
British Whisky Chicken 1 2 1/2 to 3 lb fryer, cut up 2 tb Butter 1 c Whiskey 3 c Sliced mushrooms (8 oz) 1/4 c Sliced leeks or gr onions 1/2 c Light cream or milk 2 tb Flour 1 tb Lemon juice 2 ts Whiskey Rinse the chicken pieces; pat dry with paper toweling. Season chicken with salt and pepper. In skillet brown chicken in butter 15 minutes, turning to brown evenly. Add the 1 cup whiskey to skillet; cover and simmer 30 to 35 min or until chicken is tender. remove chicken to serving platter and keep warm. For sauce: Skim fat from pan juices. Add enough water to juices, if necessary, to measure 2/3 c liquid. Return to skillet. Stir in mushrooms and green onions. Cook and stir just until onions are tender. Combine cream and flour; add to mixture in skillet. Cook and stir until thick and bubbly. Cook and stir one minute more. Remove from heat; stir in lemon juice and the 2 teas. whiskey. Spoon over chicken. Serve with cooked peas and leeks if desired.

Beef Stroganoff
Beef Stroganoff 1 1/2 pounds lean beef (tenderloin, sirloin tip or top round ), cut in thin strips 3 tablespoons salad oil 1 small onion, minced 1 teaspoon salt Dash of pepper 1/2 pound sliced mushrooms or 1 can sliced mushrooms (4-ounces) 1 cup sour cream Brown the meat in salad oil. Remove meat and brown the onion. Return meat to pan; season with salt and pepper. Tender cuts of beef need no extra cooking; other cuts require the addition of a little water or juice of the canned mushrooms and should cook, covered, over low heat about 30 minutes until tender. Add mushrooms; increase heat and cook 5 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in sour cream. Serve with rice or noodles.

Hey All
just wanted to say thanks to all my friends family and fans thanks for careing about my son peter and me ill never forget yous for supporting us in our need ,so please kept praying for my son we still dont have the kidney tissue samples back to see what he really pray that it is not kidney cancer i know i can count on yous if it is cancer.so to my other friends and family and fans hes only a sick boy at least u could said something that u cared i am very disapointed that u dont even care

Artichoke Mushroom And Parma Ham Tart
Artichoke Mushroom and Parma Ham Tart 1 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour 2 ounces grated Parmesan cheese 2/3 cup butter, diced 1 egg, beaten 1 tablespoon olive oil 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced 3 ounces Parma ham 1/2 (14 ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained 7/8 cup creme fraiche 4 eggs 1 teaspoon chopped flat leaf parsley 1/3 cup milk salt to taste ground black pepper to taste Place flour, parmesan cheese, butter, and a pinch of salt in food processor. Process briefly. Add the egg and 1 tablespoon oil through feeder tube, adding extra oil If necessary; you should be able to bring the dough together in your hands. Wrap in plastic, and chill for 1 hour. Roll out to fit a 9 inch quiche pan with a loose bottom. Prick all over. Chill for at least 2 hours, preferably overnight. Line pastry with foil, and cover bottom with uncooked beans. Bake at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) for 15 minutes. Remove foil and beans, and cook for 5 more minute

What You Do In The Dark?
Everyone has dual natures, whether it Saccarin sweet and fuzzy, or dark and deadly. Everyone has a personal facade, a mask that they wear. I know I have a splendid array of masks that I wear daily... Sad, Happy, Depressed, Inspired... its all the same. What is different for everyone is the timing. When we choose to wear the masks and how we choose to wear them is what makes us unique. Hell we all know that we aren't going to get out of life alive... the question is... how much fun are we going to have along the way.. Will death really be worth the road trip to get there? Will this life be memorable or miserable enough to be etched into my soul for the next life? A ramble... More to come I suppose...

Golden Mushroom Roast
Golden Mushroom Roast 1 (4 to 5 pound) beef roast 1 large can mushroom stems pieces, drained 1 can golden mushroom soup 1 envelope Lipton onion soup mix Place roast in crockpot. Mix together remaining ingredients and pour over roast. Cover and cook on LOW for 8 to 10 hours

Breaking Points
Breaking points In life, things get confused, out there, power, ideals, the old morality, and practical life necessity. Out there with various people of different walks of life,it must get confusing. Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. The good does not always triumph. Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have have a breaking point. Have you or I reached it? I hope not. I hope we never get there, and if you or I get there, I hope we can help each other out of it before we go into a downward spiral.

Zigeuner Schnitzel
Zigeuner Schnitzel Ingredients (based on 3 persons) : 500 grams pork cutlets pepper from the mill paprika powder 20 grams flour 3 Tbsps oil 150 grams coarsely chopped mushrooms 1 finely chopped onion 1 green and 1 red bell pepper (cleaned and cut into strips) 1/8 litre red wine 1/8 litre beef stock 1 tin tomato paste 2 Tbsps vinigar salt Preparation : Season the pork cutlets with pepper and paprika powder. Cover the cutlets in the flower. Heat in a large skillet 2 Tbsps oil and pre-fry the cutlets on both sides. Turn down the heat to the half and fry the cutlets till done in appr. 3-4 minutes per side. Take the cutlets out of the pan and keep warm. Heat 1 Tbsp oil in the skillet, add the mushrooms and brown them lightly. Add the onions and the bell peppers and let simmer for about 10 minutes till onions and peppers are done.. Mix the tomato paste, red wine, and beef stock with the vinegar and season to taste with paprika powder, pepper and salt.

Ham Baked In Champagne
HAM BAKED IN CHAMPAGNE INGREDIENTS: 1 9-pound boneless ham 1 pound light brown sugar 2 bottles extra-dey champagne 3 tablespoons honey 1 1/2 teaspoons ground ginger 1 1/2 teaspoons dry mustard (optional: canned pineapple slices or spiced apples) DIRECTIONS: Score ham and place on rack in baking pan. Cover top with 1 cup brown sugar and pour over 1 bottle champagne. Bake at 325 degrees for 2 hours. Combine remaining bottle champagne, remaining brown sugar, honey, ginger and mustard and bring to rolling boil in saucepan. Lower heat and simmer while basting ham every 15 minutes until done. Garnish with pineapple slices and spiced apples, if desired.

Old World Manicotti
Old World Manicotti 12 large manicotti shells (in pasta section) 4 C. shredded mozzarella cheese, divided 2 C. ricotta cheese 6 T. chopped fresh basil or 2 T. dried basil 1 (26 oz.) jar prepared spaghetti sauce, divided NOTE: I PREFER TO USE A HOME MADE PASTA SAUCE... ITS MUCH BETTER LOL 1/2 C. grated Parmesan or Romano cheese Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray 9 X 13 pan with nonstick cooking spray. Cook pasta according to pkg. directions. Drain; rinse with cool water and let pasta dry on paper towels. Filling: In medium bowl, stir together 3 C. mozzarella with the ricotta and fresh basil. Using a teaspoon, carefully stuff pasta shells with prepared cheese mixture. Spoon 2 C. spaghetti sauce into prepared baking dish. Arrange stuffed pasta over sauce. Pour remaining spaghetti sauce over top of pasta and sprinkle with remaining mozzarella. Bake for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with Parmesan; bake for 10 minutes longer. Serve immediately. Serves 6. Tip: You can a

How Sexual Are You
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko60%A WUSS !!50%Average40%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Wow This Site Is Really Slow!
well for me that is lol my computer sucks! its from 2000 and it already burn out once and it looks like its going to happen again! oh well i need a new one but i don't have the money! i need a job but its hard to get a job around here cause people are assholes. anyways i'm out

Wild Mushroom Lasagna
Wild Mushroom Lasagna St. Pete Times For bechamel sauce: 4 tablespoons unsalted butter 31/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 31/2 cups low-fat milk, heated 2 garlic cloves, smashed 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper For mushroom tomato sauce: 2 cups boiling-hot water 2 ounces dried porcini mushrooms 1 cup chopped onion (1 medium) 8 ounces mixed fresh mushrooms (portobellos, shiitake, oyster, baby bellas), chopped 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 (14- to 15-ounce) cans diced tomatoes in juice Pinch of sugar 1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves 1 teaspoon salt For assembling lasagna: 12 long ruffle-edged dried lasagna noodles 5 ounces (13/4 cups) grated Parmigiano-Reggiano To make bechamel: Heat butter in a 2-quart heavy saucepan over moderately low heat until melted, then add flour and cook roux over low heat, whisking, 3 minutes. Add hot milk in a fast stream, whisking vigorously, and whisk in garlic and salt.

White Castle Hambugers
WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS 2 lbs. ground chuck 1 pkg. onion soup mix 1 egg 1/2 tsp. black pepper 2 tbsp. water 1/2 c. bread crumbs 3 pkgs. Pepperidge Farm dinner rolls Sliced dill pickles Mix all ingredients together, except rolls and pickle, and press in 10 x 15 inch jelly roll pan. Prick with fork. Bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes. Cool and cut in squares to fit buns. Place one on each bun with one slice of dill pickle. Sprinkle top of buns with water. Bake at 350 degrees for 5-10 minutes.

What If
"°What if I never hold you, or kiss your lips again? I beg don't leave me I never want to leave you and our memories if we can make it threw this as friends we can conquer the world together as i think about you still giveing me butterfly's as you are my shiny star you are my light at the end of this dark tunnel

Moved My Blog From Myspace To Lc
Well, I have had enough of the myspace problems. I decided to move my blog to LC where I can at least keep it updated. What's my blog about? A lot of technology and geeky stuff. I know exciting stuff ;) In someways, it's to help me keep track of some current home projects and a good place to vent ;) JJ the Axe

Back Online!!!
Dear Cherry Readers, Today is the frist day back online.. Since Wednesday, when the internet when down.. I am here today to tell you all.. I AM BACK.......... I have missed everyone and this site... Much Love... Thanks for taking the time out to read this.. I am glad to be back.. Be Safe.. Jeannie

Lovers
Id come to you in your dreams To be beside you once again To hold you again in my arms To kiss you tender lips to feel you body close to mine to touch like lovers touch Long tender passionate kisses that lead to more and more Bodies intertwined searching searching for joy once more Tender searching soft touching two bodies becoming one Sounds of passion fills the room gentle moans and sighs building to a climax our bodies locked together floating once again to heaven Lovers once again Dave Emmerson

Hello
hey every1 as u all know im fucking new to this shit my name is kassie as u can tell and id like to know r there any hot n sexy guys in here btween the ages of 18 -23??? please please message me back ttyl boys much luv n kisses

If I Could, I Would............
If I Could If I could I’d protect you from the sadness in your eyes, give you courage in a world of compromise. Yes, I would, if I could… I would teach you all the things I never learned, and I’d help you cross the bridges that I’ve burned. Yes, I would, if I could… I would try to shield your innocence from time. But the part of life I gave you isn’t mine. I’ve watched you grow, so I could let you go If I could… I would help you make it through the hungry years but I know that I could never cry your tears. But I would, if I could… If I live in a time and place where you don’t want to be you don’t have to walk along this road with me. My yesterday won’t have to be your way. If I knew… I would have tried to change the world I brought you into and there isn’t very much that I can do. But If I would, If I could. If I could…

Geeky Ness
I'm taking the geek test now... Other geeky things i've done. 1. unbenounced to me.. I handed a can of jolt cola to an escort ... LOL long story.. of total weirdness and 32 cans of JOLT cola! 2. I spoke in broken klingon to win a argument. 3. Dressed up as that one guy who kept getting killed on the orginal Star Trek. 4. I did try and learn Russian litature when I was young. I had no idea why.. 5. I have send a girl an email with my phone number in binary. 6. I've written a girl a birthday card in Mandrin Chinese. She had to ask her grandparents to read it to her. hhahahaha more later OH yeah.. Jolt cola rocks.. I had no idea what an escort was until my friend told me 3 years later.. I was 17 at the time.. LOL The one girl was a oracle programmer so that was cheating a bit. lol of course she'd know binary.. the one girl was a pinpal.. and she dared me to learn some Chinese. So I got my translator and found it had Mandrin translations in it.

Here's One For You To Try
While your sitting there contemplating on what your next blog should be try this....... With your right foot make clock wise circles on the floor, with your right hand in the air make the figure 6. Tell me what happens. If you can do this Congrats to you, you are more cordinated then I. Repost this to see if your friends can.

Family And Friends!
You know something? There is nothing in the world better than having a family, and a friend or two, or three, or more! I have two wonderful sons in my life, and I love them dearly. They are my life,and I would die for them if it came right down to it. I will back them up when they need it, and they back me up when I am needing it. They are my support and I am theirs. We bring each other up when we are down and that is something that I really feel good about. Eventhough we sometime argue about things, we always know that things can be taken care of after we've sat down and thought about what the other has said. My family...my children... are the best things that ever happened to me, and no matter what I will do anything for them, and will always love them. They are a part of me, my flesh and blood, and they will always be inspiration to live each and every day to it's fullest. Friends, my friends, are the same way. I care very much for them. I sometimes feel as if I am

Chocolate Loving
Chocolate Loving Bill sat at the security desk and passed the evening watching the customer service representatives leave for the day. Of the 200 women that worked there, few had escaped his sex fantasies. At 7:30 everyone was gone. He read the newspaper until 8:15 when the phone rang. "Security, Bill speaking." "It's Mae, Sugar," she said with a faint southern accent. "Everyone else is gone. Why don't you be sure to lock the front door, then come on back here to escort me to my car." "Where are you?" he asked. Her big sexy voice was really what got him hot. Mae was a big black woman with a big ass, big tits, a big smile and a big laugh. She was always throwing little sexual innuendoes in as she made small talk, but nothing had ever come of it. Bill got hard just hearing her voice on the phone. He fantasized about her thick juicy lips on his, her warm, electric hands caressing his body. He knew that he was oozing pre-cum already. "I'm in the executive conference room all the

Confussion
im confused i dont wanna become attached and fall into that trap with you but its so clear that i am who knows now we got so close where not really sure but where both happy we did im starting to feel like this is not a trap but everybodys knows how i am with that we are so the same we dont wanna break apart no,we wont but still there are so many things pulling us apart why is everyone agenst this what have we done im so confused i know its our secret but its jus so hard to keep it inside "I LOVE YOU"

Dill Pickle Relish
Dill Pickle Relish http://online-cookbook.com Source: Darla Cooper Serves/Makes:1 pint Ingredients 1-1/4 cups (300 ml) cucumbers, chopped 1/2 cup (125 ml) green bell pepper (red makes it prettier though) 1/2 cup (125 ml) onion, chopped fine 1/4 cup (60 ml) celery, chopped 1/4 cup (60 ml) salt 1-1/4 cups (300 ml) water 7/8 cup (200 ml) (not quite one cup) cider vinegar 1/4 cup (60 ml) sugar 1/2 tbsp (7 ml) mustard seed 1/4 tsp (1 ml) celery seed 1/2 minced garlic clove 1/2 minced chili pepper 1/8 cup (30 ml) dill weed, very finely chopped Preparation In large bowl stir together the cucumber, bell pepper, onion and celery. Add the salt to the water and stir into mixture. Cover and let sit (not in fridge) for 3 to 4 hours. Drain in colander and rinse completely. In pot, stir together vinegar, sugar and all other ingredients. Bring to a boil stirring continuously to dissolve sugar. Add cucumber mixture to the pot and reduce to simmer

German Pancakes ... Weight Watchers Version
Baked German Pancake 1 large egg, separated 1/2 cup skim milk 2 1/2 teaspoons grated lemon zest 2 teaspoons granulated sugar 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons stick margarine, melted 1/2 teaspoon butter flavoring 3 egg whites 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons confectioners sugar Preheat oven to 450° F. Spray an 8" oven-proof skillet or cake pan with nonstick cooking spray. In large bowl, beat egg yolk with milk, lemon zest and sugar. Sift flour, baking powder and salt together, and gradually whisk into yolk mixture. Add margarine and butter flavoring, and beat until smooth. In another bowl, beat the four egg whites until stiff but not dry; fold into yolk mixture. Pour into prepared skillet and bake 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 350° F. and bake 7-10 minutes more, or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Sprinkle with lemon juice and confectioners sugar, and serve immediately. Makes 4 servin

A Good Time Was Had By All
So as most of you know, I was released from prison (ha ha ha...just kidding) lonf enough to attend a local bar of mine called Cheers-N-Beers to perform a few songs on stage. I have been doing the besrest thing but I needed to get out and be someplace casual and fun. I love to sing and to be honest and not too conceited, I am usually damn good at it too. I command attention on the stage and more often than not, I can get a crowd of people into the music I am singing. Last night was really no different, minus starting off a little shakey. This tends to happen when one is out of their element for 9 long months. The last time I was personally in that bar was the night of our wedding reception for an after party with my husband, baby cousin and a few other friends back in December. It was amazing to get back on that stage and look out among all the people and see them bobbing their heads to my music and some singing right along with me. It is where I feel most comfortable which

Life As We Know It.
Sometimes life comes at us like a lion other times it's like a sheep on the side of a brook. Why do things have to be so hard? Why do we all worry about what the past is when we owe nothing but the future? Why not love instaed of hate? These all all questions on the hearts and minds of so many, remember " no greater gift can man give than to give of himself for another." Why not give every day? Show your love as each day blooms.

As I Lay Here On My Bed
As i lay here on my bed iam thinking only of you fred when i wish to be with you instead as i lay here on my bed my wishes are going dead because i dont here from you im going out of my head as i lay here on my bed i'm crying my eyes out and boy they are so red as i lay here on my bed the words of this poem strikes the hairs upon my head as i lay here on my bed iam putting a strain upon my brain iam trying not to sound so lame while yet iam trying to explain these feeling i have boy your the blame as i lay here on my bed i have this picture of you in my head as i lay here on my bed Written By: Blossom_Rose

German Pancakes
German Puff Pancake presented by Blue Gull Inn Bed & Breakfast 5 eggs 1 1/4 cup flour 1 1/4 cup whole milk 1/2 tsp. salt 3 Tblsp. melted butter Heat oven to 475 ° Melt butter into 9 inch baking dish. Mix all other ingredients in blender or by hand with wire whisk, until smooth. Pour batter into baking dish, and bake for 12-15 minutes. Serve with sautéed fruit, lemon slices, powdered sugar, or syrup. 1 pancake serves 4-6

I Prefer Diet...
You Are Dr. Pepper You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you. People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do. Your best soda match: Root Beer Stay away from: 7 Up What Kind of Soda Are You?

Beer Bread .................this Rocks! Add Cooked Sausage And Its Even Better
Beer Bread Here's the easiest loaf of bread you'll ever make. The beer gives it a deep yeast flavor. If you like, add your favorite herbs or seeds such as sesame, millet, etc., or even a bit of shredded cheese. 3 cups self-rising flour* 3 tablespoons sugar 1 (12-ounce) can of beer 1. Preheat oven to 375*F (190*C). Lightly grease or spray a 9 x 5 x 3-inch loaf pan with nonstick cooking spray. 2. Combine all ingredients, mixing well. 3. Pour into prepared loaf pan and bake for 1 hour. Makes 1 loaf. *Or you may substitute with 3 cups all purpose flour, 3 teaspoons baking powder and 1 1/2 teaspoons salt.

I'm With Tazzy On This One
You Are Coke A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper What Kind of Soda Are You?

Sour Dough Starter And Sour Dough Bread
Sourdough starter 1 package dry yeast (1/4 ounce) 1/2 cup warm water 3/4 cup sugar 3 tablespoons instant mashed potatoes (uncooked) 1 cup warm water Sourdough Bread 6 cups bread flour 1 tablespoon salt 2 tablespoons sugar 1/2 cup oil or butter 1 1/2 cups lukewarm water Mixing directions: To make starter, follow these steps;*Mix yeast and warm water and check to see if it is working. (Fizzing, bubbling), add remaining ingredients. Let set out all day. Then feed and set in refrigerator for 3 to 5 days. To feed the starter, add sugar, instant potatoes and warm water in the same amount you used to make the starter. To make the bread follow these steps; Mix with 1 cup of the starter, knead about twenty strokes, place in bowl, lightly coat top with oil, let set overnight till doubled in size. Knead and divide in two pieces, knead again, put in greased pans, coat top with butter or oil. Let rise till doubled in size. Bake

Somebody Is...
Somebody Is... Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody misses you. Somebody wants to talk to you. Somebody is very proud of you. Somebody wishes you were here. Somebody needs you to have faith in them. Somebody trusts you. Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you. Somebody hopes everything turns out great for you. Somebody wants you to know they are there for you. Somebody can't wait to see you. Somebody loves you for who you are. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody sends you a smile! Somebody is glad to have you for a friend! And that somebody is ME!

White Castle Turkey Stuffing
WHITE CASTLE TURKEY STUFFING Recipe By : Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Poultry Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 10 White Castle hamburgers, Pickle removed 1 1/2 c Celery, diced 1 1/4 ts Ground thyme 1 1/2 ts Ground sage 3/4 ts Coarse ground black pepper 1/4 c Chicken broth In a large mixing bowl, tear the White Castle hamburgers into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings. Toss and add chicken broth. Toss well. Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting. Makes about 9 cups (enough for 10-12 lb bird). NOTE: Allow 1 White Castle hamburger for each pound of turkey, which will be the equivilent of 3/4 cup stuffing per pound.

Dame Baby
Sitting Here Thinking Of You Hoping One Day We Will Meet, There Will Be No Modern Technology It Will Be So Unique. You Will Be Holding MY Hand And I'll Be Thinking Ain't Love Grand Look Here World It's Just Me And My Man What A Wonderful Plan Yeah Just Me And My Man Listen Up World We're Off To WonderLand Yo I Don't Care Who See's Us They'll Be Just Wishing They Could Be Us You'll Reach out and Touch My Heart It Will Melt In your Hand and We'll Take a Stand There's No If's And's Or Maybe's Just Me And My Baby I Love you And You Love Me What a Call OF Destiny Written By :Blossom_Rose This Poem Is Being Published Right Along With The Other One And All The Rest Are Already Published

Older Blogs - Part 8
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Another day done - Helpdesk Rant Well, you have to love priority calls with no information, no current phone numbers, and less than technical users. People always expect you to drop what your doing for them, no matter that the rest of the users want your undivided attention at the same time. This has been an issue for anyone in IT over the years. Folks the more information you can give us the better! I am not offended by too much information. Things that might not mean anything might be the key to fixing the problem. Yes it might be greek to you, but I doubt it will be to me. Don't expect miracles without taking the time to answer questions over and over, till you get it right or have a bowl of candy for offerings. Candy is the key to most IT folks that or soda ;) Have what the techs like and they will be sure to stop by all the time ;) JJ The Axe Well it might be a better day today It's near 8 AM and most people aren't in yet. Oops t

Isn't She Lovely?
Isn't she lovely Isn't she wonderful Isn't she precious Less than one minute old I never thought through love we'd be Making one as lovely as she But isn't she lovely made from love Isn't she pretty Truly the angel's best Boy, I'm so happy We have been heaven blessed I can't believe what God has done Through us he's given life to one But isn't she lovely made from love Isn't she lovely Life and love are the same Life is Aisha The meaning of her name Londie, it could have not been done Without you who conceived the one That's so very lovely made from love

Kung Pao Chicken, Beef, Or Shrimp
1 pound round steak, sliced thinly or boneless chicken breasts in small bite size pieces or salad shrimp 1 tbsp. soy sauce 1 tbsp. peanut oil 1 tsp. rice wine 1 can water chestnuts, chopped 1/2 med. onion, chopped 1 carrot, diced 2 stalks celery, chopped (optional) 1 clove garlic, chopped (1 c.) 1 sm. bag peanuts (skinless kind) 3 to 5 (or more for hotter) dried red chili peppers 3 tbsp. peanut oil SAUCE: 2 tsp. cornstarch 1 1/2 tbsp. cold water 3 tbsp. soy sauce 2 tbsp. rice wine 1 1/2 tbsp. vinegar 1 tbsp. + 1 tsp. sugar 2 tsp. sesame oil 1 clove garlic, chopped 1/4 tsp. ginger Combine all ingredients in bowl and set aside. Heat wok or deep skillet on high 15 seconds, add 3 tablespoons peanut oil and heat until hot about 30 seconds. Reduce heat to low. Add chili peppers, cook stirring and pressing peppers against skillet until dark red (about 10 seconds). Add garlic, stir fry 10 seconds. Increase heat to high, add chicken 1/4 pound at a time, stir fry u

Grilled Marinade Chicken
1/4 c. vinegar 1/2 c. orange juice 1/4 c. red wine vinegar 2 tsp. soy sauce 1 tsp. parsley Mix all ingredients. Add chicken (1-2 pounds). Cover with plastic. Turn chicken to cover and refrigerate for 1 hour. Grill chicken until done. Marinade can be thickened for sauce.

Old Fashioned Banana Pudding
3/4 c. sugar 1/2 c. flour 1 tsp. vanilla 3 sliced bananas 1/4 tsp. salt 2 eggs, separated 2 c. scalded milk 2 tbsp. sugar Mix sugar with flour and salt. When using self rising flour, omit salt. Gradually add beaten egg yolks to scalded milk and pour slowly into dry ingredients. Cook 15 minutes in double boiler, stirring constantly until thickened. Add flavoring. Place bananas in wafer lined dish, cover with custard. Beat egg whites until stiff and add 2 tablespoons sugar and spread over custard. Bake 15 minutes in slow oven 325 degrees. Serves 6.

Older Blogs - Part 7
Sunday, September 10, 2006 Home lab gets more equipment *oh crap, I am so dead.* Matt was complaining because I didn't have any good cisco switches for the lab. I have some money from my bonus so I was checking out eBay and found two switches nice and cheap and bought them. Matt's surprised. She will be too, I assume I will get them in next week, if I am still alive to do it. I did get the IRC server up and running and the services configured and running. I need to do some more work but that can wait till next week. I am in the process of rebuilding my Sun workstation to the latest OS Solaris 10. Fun fun fun.. I assume I am just doing all this stuff to keep busy since I am not in school anymore. Who knows? JJ the Axe Saturday, September 09, 2006 Matt's killing me The IRC server is now up on the linux server. We are currently working on getting the services up and configured. Painful as always. I know we will get it completed, but then what next *shivers* lol J

Chinese Egg Rolls
1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup water 2 mashed garlic cloves juice from 1/4 lemon 1 quartered roasting chicken 2 lb lean pork tenderloin 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 finely sliced celery stalk 1 small head cabbage finely diced 3 large onions, finely diced 1 pkg (8-oz) finely diced fresh mushrooms soy sauce to taste salt and pepper 1 lb bean sprouts thoroughly cleaned egg roll wrappers 1 lightly beaten egg white vegetable oil for frying Dipping Sauce: 1/2 cup soy sauce 1 teaspoon dry mustard 2 teaspoons garlic powder 1 teaspoon vinegar 1 teaspoon brown sugar Mix together, soy sauce, water, garlic and lemon juice. Add the chicken and pork. Cover tightly and marinate overnight. Roast the chicken and the pork together in a 350 degree oven until done. The chicken should be cooked in about 1 hour. The pork takes about an hour and a half. When cool, cut into matchstick pieces and set aside. Meanwhile, in a wok, or deep sided frying pan, heat the oil on mediu

Haha
We bowled and had fun. My partner was awesome. Picked up almost everything and got strikes. lol As for me, well I had fun. And the dads on my lanes loved teasing me. lol All in all not too bad. Of course my partner wanted to bowl for us both when I couldn't stop laughing from all the heckling. lol Then he wanted to replace me. lol Then he said I usually bowl better than that. lol Thank God its for charity. lol Gotta love Nephews. lol I have great ones. we bowled at least a 160 every game. fun fun. That is all. lol

Our Love
When we first met I gave you my heart, Our first night together, you were in my soul. This is not the way it is supposed to be I belong with you and you with me. I lye awake night after night, wondering if you are thinking of me, and if you miss me too. The is a part of me that is gone, untill I am with you again, it will always feel wrong. I love you with everything that I am Heart, Soul, body and Mind. A love like ours some people never find. I cannot forget what my hearts tell me is right, Listen to your heart, it will tell you the same. Fate brought us together, it was destiny This love is meant to be, Please open your eyes, it is right in front of you I love you more than you will ever know, Im sorry I cant give up on us, I cant let you go. I need you, don't you understand? I want to be with you forever, to walk through this life with you hand in hand.

Bullshit.
Okay so everyone can sit here and rant about "drama" he said, she said bullshit. But i make a bulletin saying i hate the word pop and its a fucking big deal. Jesus. Get a life. Yes i think people should have more intelligence and say more than just the fucking word "pop". Its annoying as all hell. Seriously, have more than that in your vocabulary. And when you repeat the SAME comment over again. Like cool Or some shit. Jesus. Are you that dumb? If you cant use more then just cool, or pop, dont comment my pictures. Thank you. And if my rant makes me a bitch, then so be it. Cause i have everyright to say what i feel. < 3

Crab Cakes
Alaska Dungeness Crab Cakes Recipe By : CDKitchen http://www.cdkitchen.com Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 2 c Alaska dungeness crab meat 1 c soft bread crumbs 1/4 c minced green onion 1/4 c celery 3 tb mayonnaise 1 egg, beaten 1 ds bottled hot pepper sauce 1 ds salt 1 ds pepper flour 3 tb vegetable oil Combine all ingredients except flour and oil; mix well. Chill at least two hours. Shape into 4 cakes, about 3/4 inch thick. Dust with flour. Saute crab cakes in hot oil on both sides about 10 minutes or until golden brown. Serving Suggestions: For hot crab sandwiches, serve on toasted English muff

This Place Looks Really Cool
Ok so I have been looking around and it looks pretty cool here .. its gonna take sometime to figure out how to do what but hey time i got ... keep yalls fingers crossed that this blonde will get it all figured out :) have a good weekend :)

Five Rules To A Happy Life - For Men
Five rules to a happy life - for men >> >>1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. >>2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. >>3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust. >>4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. >> >> >>5. It's important ( very, very important ) that these four women don't know each other. >>

Bacon Mushroom Crowns...can Ya Tell I Like Mushrooms
Bacon Mushroom Crowns 40 medium mushrooms 1/2 lb. bacon, cooked crisp and crumbled 1 C. shredded Swiss cheese 1/2 C. softened butter 1/2 C. crushed corn chips 2 garlic cloves, crushed 2 T. finely minced onion 1 T. dry red wine Remove and chop mushroom stems. Combine them with remaining ingredients. Fill mushroom caps. Place on a baking sheet, stuffing side up. Broil 5-7 minutes or till lightly browned and bubbly

Lyric: I Need A Heroe
I love this song by Bonnie Tyler Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need I need a hero I’m holding on for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding on for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life (larger than life) Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet I need a hero I’m holding on for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding on f

Older Blogs - Part 6
Tuesday, September 05, 2006 They call me Johnny the Axe No I am not a guitar player, I can't even play air guitar. I had a discussion with someone and they said "I wouldn't ever met you, you could be a rapist, or god knows what. I said "How about an Axe Murder?" I like it. It has a nice ring to it. Anyone that has met me would find that unbelievely laughable. I actually did thank the person for the complement and told them they were ok, the axes were in the shop for sharpening. *lol* I hate being friendly, I hate coming off that way, women think I am hitting on them *lol* Am I? Sure there are exceptions, but its not the damn rule. *lol* Don't you women ever watch Bugs Bunny cartoons? Check the one with Bugs and the Lion, that is the lexicon to understanding men period. Watch, Listen, and learn womanfolk *lol* Don't bother with a single un-married man, do you want someone that knows what to do or not to do? I find it laughable that people think what they think of me ba

Pizza Fondue....kids Love This
Pizza Fondue 2 T. butter 1/2 lb. ground beef 1 medium onion, chopped 2 (10 1/2 oz., ea.) or 3 (8 oz. ea.) cans pizza sauce 1 T. cornstarch 1 1/2 tsp. fennel seeds 1 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/4 tsp. garlic powder 10 oz. shredded cheddar cheese 10 oz. shredded mozzarella cheese Cubed French bread In large heavy skillet or fondue pot, melt butter; add beef and onions and cook until browned. Pour off excess fat and discard. Reduce heat and add pizza sauce, cornstarch, fennel seeds, oregano and garlic powder; stir until thickened. Add cheeses and simmer, stirring frequently, 10 minutes. Serve with French bread cubes. Makes about 1 Quart fondue.

Mushroom Strudel ....another One
Mushroom Strudel SAUTÉ 6 cups sliced mushrooms and a handful sliced onions in a large skillet with 1/2 cup KRAFT Special Collection Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing. Cook until vegetables are soft and golden; about 5 min. Set aside and let cool. UNROLL a can of crescent dinner roll dough onto a cookie sheet, pinching dough together to make a rectangle. Sprinkle dough with a couple handfuls KRAFT 4-CHEESE ITALIANO Shredded Cheese and spoon the mushroom mixture along one lengthwise edge. ROLL dough lengthwise, away from you, finishing with the seam underneath the strudel. Bake at 375°F for 20 min. or until golden brown. Using a serrated knife, cut crosswise into 6 slices