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Caribbean Yam Bake
3 cups cooked, mashed yams (2 Lbs)
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup margarine, melted
2 TBS dark rum (optional)
1/2 Tsp. ground nutmeg
Zest and juice from 1 lime
2 bananas, peeled, diced
In large bowl, combine yams with eggs, brown sugar, margarine, rum, nutmeg, lime juice and zest until thoroughly mixed. Fold in diced bananas. Turn into shallow, greased 5-cup baking dish. Bake in a 375-degree oven for 40 minutes.
Easy Stroganoff Meatballs
1 1/4 cups beef broth
2 TBS flour
2 TBS Worcestershire sauce
16 frozen cooked meatballs (about 1 1/2 inches in diameter)
1 (4 1/2-ounce) jar sliced mushrooms - drained
1/2 cup sour cream
1 TBS chopped fresh parsley
Beat broth, flour and Worcestershire sauce in small bowl with wire whisk. Place frozen meatballs, mushrooms and broth mixture in 10-inch skillet. Heat to boiling; reduce heat to low. Cover and
simmer 4 to 6 minutes or until meatballs are hot. Remove meatballs from heat. Stir in sour cream and parsley. Serves 4
(Serve over prepared noodles if desired)
Easy Pepper Jack Chicken (crock Pot)
4 to 6 chicken breast halves, boneless, without skin
bell pepper strips (use fresh or frozen pepper stir fry pepper strip combo)
1 can Pepper Jack cheese soup
3 tablespoons chunky salsa
Combine all ingredients. Cover and cook on LOW for 5 to 6 hours, until chicken is tender. Serves 4 to 6.
Grilled Summer Fruit Salad
Now this is good!!!!
1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
2 tablespoons packed brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 medium nectarines, halved and pitted
3 medium peaches, halved and pitted
2 tablespoons orange juice concentrate
1 tablespoon almond or orange liqueur
1 tablespoon lime juice
1-1/2 cups red or green seedless grape
1. Combine butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon in a disposable 13 x 9-inch aluminum pan. Add nectarines and peaches; toss to coat evenly. Arrange fruit in a single layer.
2. Place pan in center of cooking grate. Grill 12 to 15 minutes or until fruit is firm-tender, turning fruit pieces once halfway through grilling time. Cool slightly. Cut fruit into thick slices.
3. In small saucepan, combine orange juice, liqueur, and lime juice; heat through. Combine fruit, juice mixture, and grapes; toss lightly. Serve warm.
Chicken & Bacon Shish Kabobs
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup cider vinegar
2 tbsp honey
2 tbsp olive oil
10 large mushrooms, cut in half
2 green onions, minced
3 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cubed
1/2 lb sliced thick cut bacon, cut in half
8 ounces pineapple chunks
1. In a large bowl, mix the soy sauce, cider vinegar, honey, olive oil and green onions. In a smaller bowl, pour about 1/4 of the mixture and place in the mushrooms. Place the chicken
into the remaining mixture. Cover and marinate both overnight (or for at least a couple of hours).
2. Preheat grill for high heat. Place your skewers in a bowl or tall glass of water (this keeps them from burning on the grill and makes it easier to take the food off after)
3. Wrap the chicken chunks with bacon, and thread onto skewers so that the bacon is secured. Alternate with mushroom halves and pineapple chunks.
4. Lightly oil the grill grate. Arrange skewers on prepared grill. Cook 15-20 minutes, brushing occasionally
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the photos automagically refresh every few seconds.
4 pounds pork spareribs
1 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup rum
1/2 cup chile sauce
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 dash ground black pepper
1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Cut spareribs into serving size portions, wrap in double thickness of foil, and bake for 1 1/2 hours. Unwrap, and drain drippings. Place
ribs in a large roasting pan.
2. In a bowl, mix together brown sugar, ketchup, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, rum, chile sauce, garlic, mustard, and pepper. Coat ribs with sauce and marinate at room temperature for 1 hour, or refrigerate overnight.
3. Preheat grill for medium heat. Position grate four inches above heat source.
4. Brush grill grate with oil. Place ribs on grill, and cook for 30 minutes, basting with marinade.
Fun $ 861.1
JUST CHARGE YOURSELF ONCE EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY STILL DO IT EVERYDAY!!!
Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. But you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't rememb
Grilled Asparagus With Orange Wasabi Dressing
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp orange juice
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp wasabi powder
1/2 tsp ground ginger
2 tbsp sesame oil
30 medium asparagus spears, trimmed
1/4 tsp cracked black pepper
1 1/2 cups shredded napa cabbage
1. In a small bowl, whisk together soy sauce, orange juice, sugar, wasabi powder and ginger.
2. Pour sesame oil into a shallow dish and add the asparagus. Sprinkle with pepper. Roll asparagus in oil to coat. Grill asparagus over medium heat 4 to 6 minutes, or until crisp tender.
3. Place shredded cabbage on a serving platter. Arrange grilled asparagus on top, and pour dressing over asparagus and cabbage.
Creamy Swiss Steak (crock Pot)
1 large onion, quartered & sliced
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 Tsp dried parsley flakes
1/2 Tsp salt
1/8 Tsp ground black pepper
1 Lb round steak, cut into 4 portions
1 cup chopped celery
1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes
1 can cream of mushroom soup
Spray crockpot with cooking spray. Place sliced onion in bottom of crock.
In a shallow plate, combine the flour, parsley, salt, and pepper. Dredge each steak portion in the flour mixture, then pound with a meat mallet to tenderize and flatten somewhat.
Place beef in crock pot over onions. Top with chopped celery.
In another bowl, combine the tomatoes with cream of mushroom soup and any remaining flour mixture. Spoon soup mixture over all. Cover and cook on LOW
for 7 to 9 hours, or until steak is tender.
Serve with potatoes and a green vegetable or salad. Serves 4
Orange Saffron Butter Cookies
1 1/8 cups flour
1 stick of butter, softened
2 pinches saffron threads, crushed
1/2 tbsp orange rind
1/3 cup sugar
2 large egg yolks
1. Work saffron and orange rind into butter. Blend in sugar, then egg yolks, one at a time.
2. Add flour to form soft ball of dough. Cover and refrigerate for at least 3 hours.
3. When ready to bake, remove dough from refrigerator to soften slightly. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
4. Pinch off bite size pieces of dough and place on ungreased cookie sheet. When sheet is full, press dough flat with back of metal fork.
5. Bake 10 minutes, or until edges begin to brown. Cool on rack and store in an airtight container.
Fixed Sticking Points/levels..
i caused a bug last night while i was fixing something else, which kept some people from leveling up even though they had enough points.
no points were lost, and you'll level up the next time you go to your homepage if you have enough points. sorry for the trouble! :)
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups fresh milk
12 saffron threads
2 cardamoms, crushed
2 tbsp tea powder (or 6 tea bags of your choice)
4 tsp sugar (adjust to taste)
1. Soak saffron for a few minutes in a little warm water, rub well until dark golden color develops.
2. Heat the water, milk, cardamom and saffron in a pot until the mixture comes to a boil. Simmer for 5 minutes, then add tea powder (or bags) and boil again for a few minutes.
3. Strain into 4 teacups and add a few strands of saffron for decoration (optional).
WHY DOES NOBODY READ MY POSTS AND THE ONES THAT DO READ THEM (ALL MAYBE 3 OF YOU) NEVER REPLY TO THEM. THIS REALLY SUX. I WOULD BE HAPPY IF EVEN JUST ONE PERSON RELPIED TO ANYTHING I POSTED.
English Saffron Bread
1 1/2 cups milk
1 cup butter
1 cup white sugar
2 tsp saffron threads
1/2 cup hot water
2 (.25 ounce) pkgs active dry yeast
2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1 tsp ground cinnamon
2 tbsp grated lemon zest
6 cups all-purpose flour
1. Heat the milk in a small saucepan until it bubbles, then remove from heat; add butter, sugar and stir until melted. Let cool until lukewarm. In a small bowl, soak the saffron in the hot water, let cool until lukewarm, drain and reserve the
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the milk mixture with the reserved saffron water and eggs. Add the yeast and stir to dissolve. Add the salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, lemon zest and 4 cups of the flour; mix well. Add the remaining flour, 1/2 cup
at a time, stirring well after each addition. When the dough has pulled together, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic, about 8 minutes.
3. Lightly oil a large mixing bowl, place the dough in the
Basic Black Tiger Shrimp Risotto
cup arborio rice
1 lb fresh Black Tiger Shrimp
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 large onion, finely diced
1/2 cup dry white wine
2 1/2 cups chicken stock
2 tbsp unsalted butter
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese, grated
2 tbsp heavy cream
1/4 tsp saffron filaments
1. Add saffron to 1 tbsp of warm water and set aside.
2. Bring your chicken stock to a boiling point and have it ready at stove side.
3. In a large skillet with a heavy bottom, heat oil over low heat and saute onions until translucent. Add rice, stir to coat with
oil and saute with onions to toast each grain, approximately 7 minutes.
4. Once toasted, add white wine slowly, stirring with a wooden spoon. Add saffron liquid.
5. Once the rice has absorbed the wine, add 1 cup chicken stock, stirring occasionally. Continue adding stock as the rice absorbs the liquid and the pot becomes dry, until all the stock
is absorbed (this process should take approx. 20 minutes).
6. With 2-3 minutes left, add the shrimp and
Outrageously Good Paella
1 pouch Outrageously Good French Onion Soup Mix
3 tbsp olive oil
1 lb smoked sausage, cut into 1/2-inch thick rounds
2 large onions, thinly sliced
1 medium red bell pepper, seeded and cut into thin strips
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes, with their juices
1/8 tsp saffron threads
2 1/2 cups water
1 cup converted rice
1 lb large shrimp, peeled and deveined
2 lobster tails, shelled and cut into pieces
16 little neck clams, discarding any with broken shells,
1 cup petite peas, fresh or frozen (defrosted)
1. Heat the oil in a 12-inch saute pan that is at least 3 inches deep over medium-high heat. Add the sausage and cook, stirring, until it begins to brown, about 4 minutes. Add the onion, bell peppers, and garlic. Cook, stirring, until softened (3-4 minutes). Add the tomatoes and soup mix and bring to a boil.
2. Add the saffron to the water to dissolve, then add the saffron water to the pan. Stir in rice, cover and cook for
So I just uploaded a few pix that I finally found on my computer so hope ya'll enjoy!
To Every Girl That Loves A Soldier.....
Grab some tissues before you read any further!
THIS ONE IS FOR EVERY WOMAN WHO LOVES A MILITARY MAN!!
Maybe we all need a reminder... and maybe some of us have never stopped to consider...
Its been three months since she has hugged her boyfriend. Only a handful of letters, and a picture by her bed to remind her that she hasn't dreamed him up... That he is indeed really her prince charming. Each day she goes to class, goes to work, and comes home exhausted... yet still sits down to write him a nightly letter. She sits in those bleachers... scanning the straight lines for his face. She longs to reach out and touch him, but she knows that she must somehow wait... She sees out of the corner of her eye his mom watching her, and for the millionth time she wishes she could explain how much it meant to her to see this herself, to show him she supports his choice... and to somehow show his family she isn't trying to intrude or take their place...
In Georgia, this girl crawls
What Kind Of Muscle Car Am I
Take the quiz: What kind of muscle car are you?1967 Shelby GT 500You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can. Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
My All Time Fav Joke
theres this reporter and she is doin an expose on mad cow disease.
the reporter goes over to a local cattle farm to talk to the farmer and find out what he thinks is the cause of mad cow disease.
reporter: so sir could u give me an insight as to what u believe in your opinion causes mad cow disease?
farmer: well i can tell ya that we milk our cows once a day.
reporter: i suppose thats an interesting fact, but seriously could u tell ma what causes mad cow disease?
Farmer: i can also tell u that we let the bulls fuck the cows once a month.
reporter: once again interesting enough but how does that answer my question?
farmer: well miss if i played with your tits twice a day and only fucked u once a month wouldnt u be mad too
I'd usually go to one of my favorite MANLY pages for a post like this.
Well, with so many things ...
that EXCITE me lately - going on.
I mean, I cant even focus on one thing ... Its like I see something EVERYDAY!
If its not about one of the things I always have enjoyed (even in my youth)
There is something else I've enjoyed around pre-puberty and ever since.
Like any man, I enjoy doing it, but its just as exciting to SEE and WATCH:
Live is something we live for ... but it cool just to watch elsewhere.
Yeah, I enjoy it alone - but you know its even more exciting to have a group.
You know when you enjoy something and just seriously believe you could NEVER get enough of it?
You go without it for what seems like a lifetime?
During that absents, you dream about it ...
You think about how great it was the last time ...
Then You start to even twist honest comments into what you were really thinking about during the whole conversation ...
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?
Take the quiz: Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?ChuckyYour Chucky, the mischevious one of the bunch. You are very determined and open-mided. What you want your gauranteed to get it. You dont kill to kill your more strategic and have a purpose. You use anything you can to get the job done. Good for you!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Which Celebrity Do I Look Like?
go to http://www.heritage.com to find out which celebrity you look like...
do i look like Yeardley Smith? tell me what you think
What's Inside: Intro:
In 1972, the United States Government, in corroboration with her cold war foe, the Russian Government, assembled an expedition.
This expedition, code name ‘Wormwood’, included top scientists, archaeologists, and theologians from all over the world. The expedition
was divided into four teams, with experts from each field, including one high-ranking military scientist per team. The team members were told
that the expedition was formed to authenticate the Bible and the truth of its history through their discoveries; discoveries that would uncover
artifacts left behind and hidden throughout history. However, they were not aware of the secret society that actually governed them and their evil hidden agenda…world domination.
For three years, these teams had been investigating and searching their assigned regions with little success. In 1976, team Magus made a discovery that started a chain of events that would change humanity and send the world spiraling into an evil obliv
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow75%Lara Croft67%Batman, the Dark Knight67%The Terminator58%Neo, the "One"58%James Bond, Agent 00750%The Amazing Spider-Man38%Maximus33%Indiana Jones29%El Zorro
Yoda easily won round 1 without a single vote against him. The vulcan grip was no mach for the Jedi’s force. I guess Scotty could not beam spock out of this one.
Vote for the one you think will would win
Star Wars, Chewbacca VS Star Trek, Worf.
Will The Next Election Be Hacked? --robert F. Kennedy Jr
Back to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. -- Will The Next Election Be Hacked?
Will The Next Election Be Hacked?
Fresh disasters at the polls -- and new evidence from an industry insider -- prove that electronic voting machines can't be trusted
ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.
Posted Sep 21, 2006 1:23 PM
>>Post your thoughts about the threats to fair voting, in the National Affairs blog. Plus, read Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s "Was the 2004 Election Stolen?" -- his report on Republican methods for keeping more than 350,000 Ohio voters from casting ballots or having their votes counted. The debacle of the 2000 presidential election made it all too apparent to most Americans that our electoral system is broken. And private-sector entrepreneurs were quick to offer a fix: Touch-screen voting machines, promised the industry and its lobbyists, would make voti
After Much Nagging Since October
Stu has finally been updating his own website as I have been nagging him for ages as his work is brilliant, anyway hes finally got one and some of the comments he has written and descriptions are hilarious, hes such a nutter, so if you could go check it out and maybe leave some feedback on what you think of it, its still a work in progress and it would be appreciated
I give you Stu Smith, the man, the myth the Vodka Monster
Stu Smith, Vodka Monster Extraordinaire
WHY IS IT THAT MOST OF THE BULLETINS THAT HAVE 0 VIEWS ARE ALL MINE? DO I NOT RATE HIGH ENOUGH TO GET MY BULLETIND READ? WHATS UP WIT DAT? SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A REASON.
Going To Nyc
dunno if anyone cares lol but im going to NYC tomorrow for 2 days i cant wait caues ive never been so i hope if will be fun :) when i come back i'll make another blog about how much fun i had lol talk to ya all later :)
"hurt" By Johnny Cash/nin
JOHNNY CASH LYRICS
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
Purpose Of This Blog
This blog will be for archiving content from my profile page to make room for more stuff there
Rocky Horror Picture Show
FOR ALL OF THE ROCKY HORROR FANS OUT THERE (and for those who don't know what I am talking about, GOOGLE IT)
Love Comes To Those Who Love
Love comes to those who love, who find their joy
In others' joy, their tears in others' tears.
Those in need receive the gifts that buoy
Them through the misspent yearnings of their years.
Weakness is a strength, and power none,
For none has power to compel affection.
Passion to the self-consumed may come,
But love looks for the grace of its reflection.
Love is like a tide that comes and goes,
And comes and goes according to the moon,
Giving and receiving as it flows
Between high headlands weathered and rough-hewn.
For love becomes itself the cause of love,
A double-knot not easy to remove.
Jewels Are Cut From More Than Precious Stone
Jewels are cut from more than precious stone.
A life, too, is cut to catch the light.
No beauty is refracted when a lone,
Isolated stranger rides the night.
Can you be jewels to each other's sun?
Each needs a light to shine upon the heart,
Awakening the loveliness that one
Never could reveal if still apart.
Do, then, both shine and give refraction,
So you may be both source of light and jewel.
Have each the strength to translate into action
A love that is both sparkling fire and fuel.
When two are one the sun and jewel can play:
Now each heart will the other's light display.
by Nicholas Gordon
Hi All Just Updateing What Is Going On With Me
hi all well i singed my divorce papers on 9/20/06 yea about fucking time sence we had been spilt up sence 9/21/04. but that is my past and now it will realy be my past as soon as i sing the last of the papers when we have to go before the judge. well have all so met some new friends. well that is all for now will post more later
love u all
In Love, You Let The Heart Do All The Thinking
In love you let the heart do all the thinking
And say with courage simply what seems true.
Time will in good time do all the linking,
But you must know you've done what you can do.
Passion understands far more than reason,
Seeing in the dark with more than sight.
Truth, in truth, can vary with the season,
Nor can you ever know you've got it right.
So throw yourself into the stream of being
And let the moment take you where it will.
Fear does nothing for the bitter keening
That only love's sweet sacrifice can still
by Nicholas Gordon
How Kinki Am I?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90%A Sicko50%Average50%A WUSS !!20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
Dreams Do Come True
Dreams do come true, but only when
They make it through despair,
Limping into everyday
Transformed beyond repair.
No dream would be a dream if it
Could pass for something real,
Nor would we sail for paradise
Would it its shoals conceal.
So it is with love: the dream
Long longed for, now possessed,
Must be a dream no longer, but
An emperor undressed.
Stark naked it must come to us
In unaccustomed shame,
And we must take it in our arms
And love it all the same.
And we must love love as it is
That dreams might still come true,
Mangled into miracles
To make our lives anew.
I got a job interview today for a store in the mall...I hope I get it cause I really need it! I just bought a new car, so money's really tight. I hope I can actually keep this job now! ...lol! So anyways, got to go get ready for it!
i will be away for a week got some bad news last night my aunt need brain surg. take care and bee back soon
Londy. Londy. Londy....
Londy, Londy, Londy...
Sep 23, 2006
Just dropping a quick note to tell one and all that I made it across the pond! We are still getting settled in, but our lodging and studio are pretty sweet, so all is well. I guess I didn't realize how different certain things would be here in London. Still not use to driving on the wrong side of the road. (niether is Ken for that matter but getting better LOL)...honestly though, aside from bumping a couple curbs... as long as we have an address and our navigation system there are no worries. Other things to note that I didn't think of...all the electric here is different so I have to get a converter for my laptop so I can post pics. For now you're just gonna have to deal with my really bad text post. Speaking of... I'm not use to typing on this keyboard. I keep putting "" when I want an @ and an @ when I want ""...crazy. Just because it's a different country, why do they feel the need to change the keyboard. I mean...come on!
Thinking Of You
I sit in my room thinking of you,
Hoping that you're thinking of me
I really don't know what I'll do
I guess I'll just have to wait and see
I wish & pray you didn't go away,
I wish & pray that you were near,
I really wish & pray that you would of stayed
To chase away the harm and fear
I lay in bed wondering what you're thinking of
I guess I'll never know
And Here I am thinking of love
Thinking how I loved / love you so
I sit / lay here remembring of the day we met
Knowing that's something I'll never forget you
For My Friend
Across the miles
You touched my life,
Opened my eyes, and
Filled my empty heart
Strangers, yet friends,
Our spirits reach out,
Always touching, never apart
You in the north,
Me in the south,
A True Friend
We Met Upon The internet,
My heart you did have.
I sit and wait each day,
For the song my Heart will soon play.
Of laughter, love and tears,
You have washed away all m
Got This Poem From A Bulletin .... Liked It! ;)
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens,
We can't help but wonder what all of this means.
With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze,
On an infinite search...lost in a daze.
We chat with each other, we type all our woes
At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes.
We wait for somebody, to type out our name
We want recognition, but it is always the same.
Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know,
But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow.
We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt,
In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt.
Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold,
Telling our secrets, that have never been told.
The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell,
We all have our problems, and need someone to tell.
We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must
So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust.
Even though it sounds crazy...the truth still remains,
Most of my "fr
Quiz - Sexual Level
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko60%Average50%A WUSS !!30%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
Kingdom Of Newgurrd
for those who would like to see what the kingdom of newgurrd does here is the link
How A Girl Really Feels
Copied from the bulletin, but it is so true!
When u break a girls heart,
She still feels it when
U run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering about things.
Like if your deeply thinking about her, if you care for her at all, or how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why.
Why you are the way you are, why things happened the way they did, and why she still cares.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
No one in this world can miss you more than that
When a gi
A Carnival Of Fun
A Carnival of Fun
by petalsonfire ©
A carnival of fun
is waiting for you,
follow my lead,
cum one,cum two !
Start, by playing with yourself,
on the Merry-Go-Round,
or go up and down
on your favorite clown !
Pin ball is fun,
let those balls shoot free,
pull on the knob
a surprise,there will be !
Go wild on the Zipper,
until the very end,
pull it down,stroke it up
then start over again !
through a hoop of flame,
where cocks on the rise
take careful aim !
We will ride the horn,
of that fancy shaved pony,
you know the one,
All these activities,
give me great pleasure,
they help to create
sweet memories to treasure !
Yes a Carnival of fun
is waiting for you,
choose one or all
cum one,cum two !
A Caress In The Twilight
A Caress in the Twilight
by turtledove ©
Touch me, hold me,
Emotions flying high.
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Whispers in the night.
My body reacts to yours,
Symphony of flesh and bone.
Caresses in the twilight’
With you, I am at home.
I trust you, I need you,
to your heart, I will be true.
When we are together,
Our love is always new.
A caress upon the shoulder, and a shudder at the touch
A rising, mounting tension as two hearts begin to race
Unleashing pent-up passions with the one they love so much
Fingers flow through flowing hair behind a smiling face
Slowly she removes his shirt, and he returns the favor
Hungry tongues indulging in their craving for a taste
Torn between desire to be lingering and savor
And giving in to pounding lust, to finish up in haste
They savor all the suckling, then their hands increase their roaming
His fingers find her eager, ready, knowing what she craves
Gentle, hot caresses start her shuddering and groaning
Sweet release and ecstasy, a chain of ocean waves
The surf is pounding harder as he consummates, with kiss
Her lustful throes of ecstasy, somehow fulfilling more
And as each wave is crashing she cries out in anguished bliss
Her pulsating contractions bring him closer to the door
Drenched in sweat and panting, still she makes one more ascent
First Blog Entry
Not sure how much I'll use the blog here at LC. Thought I'd make use of it at least once, just for grins. Not much to say really. As a matter of fact, I've said all I have to say.
Listen to the wind to hear it blow,
It shall always be there wherever you go,
There by your side yet you cannot see,
It is my hand upon your shoulder to put you at ease.
A light gentle push when you are feeling blue,
My heart shall break should harm ever come to you,
Your smile is the heaven that I must see,
So share this wonder I beg you upon bended knee.
Your beauty is wondrous and in full bloom,
That to get me away you must beat me with a broom,
But you wish me near as i wish to be,
So enter my arms to set us both free.
Matthew Scott Geyer
A Bind Of Black Silk
A Bind of Black Silk
by WriterDom ©
A bind of black silk
across closed eyes
as if to reassure
I touch your hand
bring it's satiny touch
to lips and kiss
you smell of all things wonderful
I see lips quiver
as if to hold back
thoughts I cannot read
hands open your gown
warm like the fire
against smallness of waist
unfamiliar, yet just as you dreamed
on those nights when
unfulfilled desires kept you awake
when the world was still
my breath quickens at your beauty
as gown gives way
silently to the floor
too long to wait
moons went to sliver
to full, to new, to just a smile
too many times
as I wondered if the winds of fortune
would bring us together
only fitting she is in orange glory
on this fated night
"Down my fair princess,"
Strong hands on shoulders
push you to your knees
fingers tangle in your hair
my sword drawn
its heat against your lips
parting them, invading a void
turning fantasy into trut
Who can say where the heart lies,
For life itself sets your trail as you pass by,
All is a lesson in the cold truths of life,
Lessons set in stone yet must learned through strife.
Why does it flow with such a cold breeze,
That it grips the heart bringing me to my knees,
The winds of change have come once again,
Another test to take proving I'm a man.
Struck down without thought and passed without care,
I gave you my all and I would share,
Here in the cold I feel so alone,
What can I hope for from what's been shone.
Time will heal one step at a time,
Soon the bell will toll and I'll hear the chimes,
The chime time signify all will be well,
That I'll stand once more and walk past this Hell.
Matthew Scott Geyer
What seems so small is so big,
And what is not seen should be paid respect,
For all around you is the power of heaven,
Take but a moment yourself and see.
Not the cruelest of times,
Nor the darkest may hide,
That which is true when you open your eyes,
For strength resides within your heart.
Send away your fears and torments,
Stand tall and believe in yourself,
Never let another bring you down,
For as you draw strength so do other draw from you.
Listen to the wind, the water, the earth and the spirit,
Give thanks for the strength given by natures heart,
Watch the sunrise to feel its unbending power,
And know such power rests within you.
Heaven is here for open eyes to see,
But without pain there is not pleasure,
Take in those who would be there for you,
And in the end you shall know the beauty they see.
Matthew Scott Geyer
by ammre ©
He slides his finger along the ridge of my ear
He whispers in my ear
you are Mine...
His finger traces down onto my neck
you will do what I say...
His finger swirls around to a point on my neck
if you are good you will get rewarded...
He licks and nibbles at my skin causing goosebumps of pleasure
His finger traces to the other side of my neck
if you are bad...
His finger swirls around again to a point
you will get punished.
He bites so hard i gasp and whimper
He grabs me by the hair and yanks my head back so i can see into His face
He kisses me deeply taking pleasure in the awkward angle of my neck
suddenly, He shoves my head away
i fall to my hands and knees, gasping for breath.
He moves around in front of me and sits
Now, let's get started.
In the still of the night a flower rests in the field,
Glowing by the light of the moon can it be real,
Stunning and true it is beautiful to see,
That I must draw near and hold it ever close to me.
in the still of the night a lady stands in wait,
Her body radiant she is the writer of fate,
To her I must run with all haste and speed,
For to make this angel happy is my greatest need.
The lady as the flower is beautiful its true,
Magnificence unmeasured I must need run to you,
So hold my gaze and know me for this,
Knowing you Flower Lady has been true bliss.
Matthew Scott Geyer
A Beautiful Night
a beautiful night
by Angel Fyre ©
sitting next to you
holding your hand
my mind is racing
can't think straight
bite my lip
look into your eyes
blonda hair falling over them
i push it back
behind your ear
the better to see
your beautiful face my dear
you lean closer
as i do
lips barely touching
moving even closer
lip to lip
arms around each other
you reach up
caress my face
i mirror your moves
my body is reacting
to the touch
of your eyes
of your lips
of your hands
i'm close to the edge
you move your hands lower
cup my firm breasts
thumbs flicking the nubs
making them harder
taking me closer
one hand continues
its downward journey
the sounds of my excitement
can be heard
sighs of happiness
turn to moans of pleasure
cupping my soft mound
finding my hidden treasure
soft kisses become more urgent
my insides tighten
my back arches
i cry out
the pleasure more than i can bear
Feeling Dark Today
"ALONE IN DARKNESS"
The night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, soulless are we.
The light for which you sacrifice yourself
flares once, then dies,
smothered by madness.
all hope must fail.
Your heart beats no more.
How could you fail to believe?
Lost souls surround us, crying,
we are fallen.
Around, all around, the shadows gather.
My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my naked soul.
It slays me, and darkly my
to the wicked earth that is my prison.
In my madness I call your name
while nothingness laughs cruelly.
Now alone, my love falls upon cold eyes.
This is because of you.
It is a night of ethereal pain, a song of death,
wolves vent their loneliness. The immortal one
Mist shrouds her brooding form,
an eternal desire.
Her midnight hair cascades over
translucent ivory shoulders, and her
full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the
life streaming from the
pale flesh beneat
This Was Too Funny
My girl is really cool and I think she is great but sometimes I find her saying things that makes me pause and think "what is she thinking?". Just the other day I was describing a print I wanted to photograph and she says to me, straight faced as ever, "You have a superly brilliantly mind"...uhhh what? Just today she tells me about a book she is reading by Anne Rice and she drescibes the book as having, and I quote-"lusty love thoughts"..Ha, gotta love her. Lusty Love thoughts, I told her it sounds like she should be writting for penthouse in a closet wearing gorilla pants or something. I suggested she even change her profile name on here to Lusty Love Thoughts. "Lusty Love Thoughts"...classic Heather.
Well they say there is a first time for everything. So this is my first Blog. I have met some really nice people here and glad to have you all as my friends. I am still learning and once I learn how to leave those picture comment then I truley will lol.
I hope everyone had a great week-end. Been raining here cats and dogs.
Love you all Tracey
jsut wanted to stop bye and say hello to each and eveeryone of my fans and friends. next i goign to tell yous about a rensiance group that i helped crete here in ny. were called the kingdom of newgurrd. and have in action for little over a year. you may ask what is it? its a medevil reinactment of like king arthur and his kinghts of the round table, we have all kinds of knights, and we reinact the midevil times, which are quite fun to do i will get the web site of our group and post it. anyone wanting to know more contact me ok? mrgood007 @yahoo.com
Which Horror Movie Are You? Take The Quiz...
Take the quiz: Which Horror Movie Are You?The CraftYou're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
What Mythological Creature Are You? Take The Quiz
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid75%WereWolf75%Dragon75%Faerie67%Angel25%Demon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
You Are 36% Feminine, 64% Masculine
You are in touch with your masculine side.
You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.
Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
I have just gotten a new "haze" lens filter for my canon camera and asked my girl to please put it up. Now it cant be found. I have looked. I have had her to look, and nothing... I have all the others but not the one I need. I try to keep everything organized but to no avail. I have several (9) cameras and can always seem to find everything except for the canon....I am beginning to think I am fighting a losing battle with it. Dont you just hate when you know you have something but never seem to be able to find it. I have a photo-shoot planned and it looks as if I will be buying another one. uuugh!!! Am I the only one who seems to have this problem...some days it just feels like a curse. Anyone else have this problem? Well thanks for letting me vent..dont really feel better but had to let it out.
walking away has become a natural process
possessing me like a great divide
between your heart and mine
grasping an object not mine to obtain
consuming tasks of the mind
imagining elusive interludes
of lovers touches
that only those inlove can commit
and they are tieing and binding freely givin compassionately originated pictures worth a thousand words painted by dots of you and i i crave the feel of my hand in your palm
my lips sweetly surrendered under your smile making love to our own way of dictation only we together could understand
Thursday, February 16, 2006, 8:36:33 PM
© 2006 Amanda Knapp (All rights reserved)
Im So Sad
well i can't find you, and it took me so long to do so. if something happened to you id have no way of knowing. i can't get ahold of you because i don't know where you are. I hope the fact is that you were having fun and safe. But I don't know. i love you so much I'm tired of not having a way to get ahold of you so i don't know what the hell is going on. I don't like worrying. it hurts.
I didn't even know we could write blogs now~! Totally cool! I guess I will start off by saying GO BUCKEYE! Gotta love my boys they sure did Ohio right again last night. Now if I can just get the Browns to straighten their asses out which seems like a unforceen task!
Let's see I have also been sick for like 2 months with a eye infection an dfound out it was pink eye that turned to staff so I am still battleing that. I got to the Opthemologist Monday so I will know more. Really I was just expermenting with this blog thing .... COOL STUFF!!! LOST CHERRY FUCKING ROCKS! All we need to do is weed out these annoying people geez we have inherited some professional douchebags.
New Novel By Me
I am looking for exposure, sales, anyone interested in being my agent or pushing the book to screen.
Here's my homepage for more information:
The Wormwood Conspiracy
"goodbye My Lover"
JAMES BLUNT LYRICS
"Goodbye My Lover"
Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I am a dreamer and when i wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you
Allowing Others To Walk Their Paths
Allowing Others To Walk Their Paths
Watching a loved one or a peer traverse a path littered with stumbling blocks can be immensely painful. We instinctively want to guide them toward a safer track and share with them the wisdom we have acquired through experience. Yet all human beings have the right to carve their own paths without being unduly influenced by outside interference. To deny them that right is to deny them enlightenment, as true insight cannot be conveyed in lectures. Rather, each individual must earn independence and illumination by making decisions and reflecting upon the consequences of each choice. In allowing others to walk their paths freely, you honor their right to express their humanity in whatever way they see fit. Though you may not agree with or identify with their choices, understand that each person must learn in their own way and at their own pace.
The events and circumstances that shape our lives are unique because each of us is u
Love Is Just A Word To Some Ppl
Well turns out I was hanging on to nothing,my heart was just stomped on, like it didn't matter or that it wasn't important enough... Don't sit there and tell me that "You do love me and care about me" when u want to be with someone else!
I'm starting to believe that Love Is Truely Highly Over Rated!!! Anyways I'm taking off for a bit and take care of myself, so those of you's that have my number you know how to reach me and for those who don't just send messages and i'll get on from time to time and answer them back.
Don't give your heart to someone who you don't fully believe deserves it, guard it with all that you have!
HAPPY sunday Ya'll hope everyone is well .. im doing alright.. im wiped 6flags wore my ass out yeterday... got sum sun for sure... got there around 9:30 and left close too 5... if anyone tried too send me a shout out yeterday sorry i 4got too logg off so i wasnt iggy anyone I swear :) and GO DAWGS ( college football ) they won 14-13 yeah baby woof woof... today is nacsar day.. I know some dont have a clue about the sport lol AND I KNOW there is tons of Gordon ( Jeff ) haters out there but HES MY MAN SO GO GORDON lol... anyways Im watchig it rain as I type and ive got the coffee flowing so its all good .. Just wanted too wish everyone a super sunday and agreat week... :)
Walking Through When Doors Open
Walking Through When Doors Open
When a door opens, walk through it. Trust that the door has opened for a reason and you have been guided to it. Sometimes we have a tendency to overanalyze or agonize over the decision, but it is quicker to simply go through the door and discover what's there as that's the only way to know. Even if it doesn't seem right at first, opening this door may lead to another door that will take us where we need to go.
Doors open when the time is right for us to enter a new space, metaphorically speaking, and we can have faith that walking through is the right thing to do. Sometimes we linger in the threshold because we are afraid of leaving our old life for a life we know nothing about. We may have voices inside of our heads that try to hold us back or people in our lives saying discouraging things. These voices, internal and external, are known as threshold spirits, and they express all the fears and doubts that arise at the beginning of a new life. Never
Who I Like On Lc/ct Part 3
Aprilrose is a kind and wonderful and beautiful person and i respect her as a person and a loving mother to her kids and i respect her for that so i happen to like her as a friend on LC/CT so she's a someone who i like on LC/CT from Bruce
Following The Current Of Life
Following The Current
Going With The Flow
The expression going with the flow is a metaphor that applies to navigating a river. When we go with the flow, we follow the current of the river rather than push against it. People who go with the flow may be interpreted as lazy or passive, but to truly go with the flow requires awareness, presence, and the ability to blend one's own energy with the prevailing energy. Going with the flow doesn't mean we toss our oars into the water and kick back in the boat, hoping for the best. Going with the flow means we let go of our individual agenda and notice the play of energy all around us. We tap into that energy and flow with it, which gets us going where we need to go a whole lot faster than resistance will.
Going with the flow doesn't mean that we don't know where we're going; it means that we are open to multiple ways of getting there. We are also open to changing our destination, clinging more to the essence of our goal than to the partic
Someone to appreciate, someone to appreciate me. Someone to share something with. Someone to share everything with. Someone that lights up the room. Someone who makes me smile no matter what. Someone who can hold me all night. Someone sweet. Someone smart. Someone sexy in every way. Someone kind. Someone gentle yet rugged. Someone funny. Someone beautiful inside and out. Someone I can talk to about everything or nothing. Someone different. Someone that doesn't judge right off hand. Someone that gives things a chance. Someone......special.
The Morning After
Have you ever woken up to see someone lying next to you you really dont know ? That sucks huh.. I mean one thing happends right after another and your together in bed all sticky and sweaty and moaning.Then you colapse on him and you cant move. then you wake up and your like .. what the hell ... it wasnt even that good! lol .. yeah i firgured id share.. i need a new playmate..anyone interested ?
Kick Ass Party Last Nite Anyone For Leftovers Lol
well damn anyone wanna come over for dinner theres plenty of leftovers....
we had bean and cheese salsa,summer sausage and cheese,pretzels n good mustard,chicken, brats, hamburgers, pasta salad, potato salad, chips, pickles, olives and awesome jello cake!! and plenty of drinks beer of course some shit called e and j,boones farm,more beer...
for my parties i always provide the meats and everyone has to bring something well unless we dont need anything!!!!
well i was totally tore up from the floor up cant wait to see the fucked up pics me and my friends took!!!!!!!
i was glad my friends showed up!!!!!!! all i kept thinking tho was wtf wheres the rest of my socalled friends!!!!
but i was actually content just meant that i know who my real friends are and i know who my real friends are that will just show up late lol
well 5 more showed up bout 11:30pm i was so freakin happy they finally did......im sure the pictures will reflect that lol
about 1am everyone started goin home except
Okay Thanks Wookie Let Me Try Again....
something like this??....hahahh
I AM A COLLECTION OF CHARACTERISTICS. BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL.
THAT MAKES ME COMPLETELY UNIQUE.
NO ONE ELSE ANYWHERE IS EXACTLY LIKE ME.
AND I REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO CROSSES MY PATH.
WILL BE INTERESTED IN WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER.
BUT MY STRENGTH COMES FROM THE BELIEF THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE.
CAN AND WILL APPRECIATE ME FOR WHAT I AM.
This last week has been tough,,,,,,,,
My exhusband(Dave) that I was with for 17 years was shot and killed by police in illinois. He was suicidal (which I had him committed in 2000 due to an attempt)
I have learned alot in the last few days that my head is spinning. At first I felt guilt that if I didn't leave him...he would be alive...Then I had people tell me that my daughter or myself would probably would of been dead by now.Down in I know I did the right thing. I had also found out that it was his girlfriend that destroyed the relationship between Dave and our daughter...She even had our daughter non exsistent when it came to the next of kin...That was giving the coroner my divorce paper and it shot down the girlfriends claims. My daughter's wishes was to have him in Wi..with his parents.
So yesterday I went and signed all the papers...He will be cremated , and a memorial service will be later this week after i deal with the funeral home here.
I went to meet with my priest to di
I'm freaking bored aswell.
*goes to talk to brick wall*
"hey Mr Wall."
The Most Powerful Word?Well, SHIT... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.With a little effort,you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.You can smoke shit,buy shit,sell shit,lose shit,find shit,forget shit,and tell others to eat shit and die.Some people know their shitwhile others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits,dumb shits,crazy shits,and sweet shits.There is bull shit,chicken shit.and horse shitYou can throw shit,sling shit,catch shit,or duck when shit hits the fan.You can give a shitor serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit,some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit,and there are timeswhen you feel like shit.You can have too much shit,the
One Of My Faovrite Ones, Warning A Tear Jerker...
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was
the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world:
fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love.
The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had
their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye, and where the
other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on
the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one
time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was
always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving
only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly
would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores
covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs.
Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY
All the children were warned not to touch him, the adul
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ok just some stuff, cuz I get asked alot of question.....lol, I am divorced, 6 '2 and 250, short dark blonde hair, and midnight blue eyes, I have 13 tatooes, it's my lucky number, I am a lead guitar player and have worked with almost every kind of band there is, I love all kinds of music, I love to laugh, joke, flirt, and just have a good time, lil things amuse me, treat me right and you'll get the same, do me wrong, and expect it back 3 times over, I dont take anything less from anyone! I love people, I miss cleveland, but kentucky was nice to. there is alot about me that very few know, because it takes a long time to break down certain walls,I am a damn fine cook, and give an awsome massage, I also spend alot of time at our camp at the lake, you can believe what you want but I believe in destiny and fate, that everything happens for a reason, I also believe that we all have a lil magic in us, and that we all have our time to shine
Want A Funny Read??
I had been banging around the roads of east Texas on my motorcycle and as I headed back into Dallas, found myself in very heavy, high-speed traffic on the freeways. Normally, this is not a problem, I commute in these conditions daily, but suddenly I was nearly run down by a cage that decided it needed my lane more than I did. This is not normall a big deal either, as it happens around here often, but usually I can accurately predict which drivers are not paying attention and avoid them before we are even close. This one I missed seeing until it was nearly too late, and as I took evasive action I nearly broadsided another car that I was not even aware was there!
Two bad decisions and insufficient situational awareness...all within seconds.. Time to get off the freeway.
I hit the next exit, and as I was in an area I knew pretty well, headed through a few big residential neighborhoods as a new route home. As I turned onto the nearly empty streets I opened the visor on my full-face h
Mabon (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon or MAH-bawn) or the Autumn Equinox is one of the Lesser Wiccan Sabbats and is usually celebrated around September 23rd, though it can occur as early as the 20th, depending on the timing of the actual Astrological event (check the calendar). The Autumn Equinox, like the Spring Equinox divides day and night equally. However during Autumn, (as opposed to Spring, when the opposite occurs) we begin to see the waning of the Sun more obviously now as the days continue to grow shorter until the Wheel of the Year spins around again to Yule. (Images to the left and below are by Anthony Meadows and from Llewellyn's 1998 and 1999 Witches' Calendars. Click on either image to go directly to Llewellyn's Web Site.)
The various other names for this Sabbat include the Autumn (or Autumnal) Equinox, the Fall Equinox, the Second Harvest Festival, Festival of Dionysus, Wine Harvest, Cornucopia, Feast of Avalon, Equinozio di Autunno (Strega), and Alban Elfed (
Im A Coke
You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr PepperWhat Kind of Soda Are You?
You areWhat Rejected Crayon Are You?
The Movie Of My Life Is A Black Comedy
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American PsychoIf Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Help Find Trenton Duckett
PLEASE add this profile HELP FIND TRENTON DUCKETT and spread the word.
This page was done to help try & find 2-year-old Trenton Duckett...if you have any information about him, please don't hesitate to call 1-800-CALL-FBI. Trenton is 2 years old & has been missing from his house in Leesburg, FL for about 2 weeks now. If you happen to see him ANYWHERE in the United States (whether it's Florida, New York, California, etc.) PLEASE call 1-800-CALL-FBI. I'm sure you'll see his story on the news & in newspapers, his dad has been putting flyers up everywhere trying to find him & it's not working. Look for the flyers to see more information on Trenton & another picture. Trenton was last seen wearing jean shorts, no shoes, & no shirt. PLEASE HELP US FIND HIM!
Please repost this.
If you can repost stupid and pointless bulletins about what flavor skittle you are and how you'll find $20
you can repost this and possibly save a little boy's life
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YEP SO I ALWAYS GO TO THE FLEA MARKET ON SUNDAYS WELL IM GONNA BRAVE IT WITH MY KNEE.....THIS SHOULD BE A HOOT..LOL...I HOPE EVERYONE HD A GREAT WEEKEND I KNOW MINE WAS FAIRLY BORING WELL HELL WHO AM I KIDDING IT WAS FUCKING BORING!!!I DID GO SEE JACKASS 2 STUPID AND SUCKD I SLEPT THRU MOST OF IT...LOL..I HATE RAIN AND ITS ALL IT HAS DONE HERE FOR 3 DAYS I FEEL LIKE NOAHS AK...NOT TO MENTION IT KNOCKS OUT MY DSL AND POOF THERES NO INTERNET AND I GO CRAAAAAAAAAZY WITHOUT THAT....GOT THIS LIL KITTEN MAN ITS UGLY I MEAN IT LOOKS SCARED TO DEATH ALL THE TIME ITS HAIR IS STANDING UP ON END...IM GONNA BATH IT TRYING TO DECIDE HOW SCRATCHED UP ILL BE AFTER LOL OH WELL IT NEEDS IT....SO I GEUSS I BETTER HEAD OUT...LOVE AND KISSES ~!~Mesha~!~
these are webcam pics...visit me to get the link
There are SO many absolutely stunning women on LC, and I would be so thrilled if you came by this ADULT FORUM SITE and checked it out. There are lots of men who would love to talk to you. Granted, it's no way near as cool as LC, but it's still a place to meet people and be nice and naughty :D Just click the link below!
So please, feel free to drop by and check it out, and if you feel compelled to do so, please, take a moment to sign up. You can set up your own gallery and blog and start off posting in the forums right away. Post whatever you'd like, either pics of yourself, of others, random porn, whatever! or simply post a discussion subject. Whatever you do, I'm sure it will be of some fun. So please, stop on by :) **kisses and hugs**
**Oh, and of course, you men can feel free to stop by as well, after all, the more, the merrier I always say
Its great that i can say i have some great friends that i know care about me. Most ppl cant say that so just a big shout out too the ones i call my friends you know who you are:)
How Sexual Are You
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko80%Very Kinky60%Average60%A WUSS !!50%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
I've just completed a book, its the Celestine Prophacy its an amazing book about our energy and the beginning of all of life. I truly believe everyone should read it and make thier kids read it and live by it... The world would be a much better place it you all follow these insites... Blessed be to all and much love to everyone.. xoxoxo Tracey
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Mermaid75%Faerie75%WereWolf59%Demon59%Angel50%Dragon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
Are You Interested??
Well.. have been told that a blog is a way keeping up with ya daily rants and stuff sooooo figured hey why not do a little build up and a little advertising.. plz bear in mind that i hate yahoo with a passion only rivaled by the intensity of a 1,000 suns, but for right now i gotta do what i gotta do.. Long story short, and surely sparky and fireman may have mentioned it (if not they shall get a great spanking from me for that oversight, lmao).. I run a war group.. basically we are a bunch of graphix hounds, we paintshop/photoshop just about anything ya can think of, are ya a graphix hound too?? if so check us out, we are not super busy bombers (well on a war wknd yes, but that is only every other wknd, during the week we are limited to asking for this or that so ya only get like a dozen emails during the wk) but the wknds.. well they are insane usually.. close to 2000-3000 emails in about 72 hours.. ya see all the cool little sparkly tags in the comments folks leave ya?? the too sexy's
Heard Someone Coming...roflmfao!!!
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no
I just had fun with a random IM......
Him: hey gorgeous
Me: howdy hoo
Him: whatcha doing
Me: playing online
him: oh got toys
Me: yup i gots lots
Him: superb :D wanna share what you're doing with me
Me: well barbie is smacking ken right now:/
Him: wtf who?
Me: barbie you dumbo like barbie doll:/
Him: i mean the other toys babe
Me: oooh i got a train set:D is that what you mean?
Him: Um whats your asl?
Me: whats a asl?
Him: Your age?
Me: Oh im 12:D
Him: omfg you're kidding me right?
Me: no:/ would you like to talk to my daD:/
Him: Him has now logged out your session has ended.
Will Be Gone For A Long While
HI TO EVERYONE, I AM WRITING THIS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WONT BE ON, FROM THIS POINT ON..I WILL BE LEAVING ON SUNDAY THE 24TH AND WONT BE RETURNING FOR ABOUT 18 MONTHS..WHEN I RETURN I WILL HIT YOU UP AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM BACK..TAKE CARE
Take My Breath Away
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say
Take my breath away
Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn my way and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
My Niece's Birth
OK EVERYONE, I'M AN AUNT NOW. I STILL CAN'T QUITE BELIEVE IT. THE BABY IS SO DAMN CUTE! SHE'S PERFECT! PLEASE UNDERSTAND,I MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE WHILE IN RESPONDING
Fuck The Men!!!
So I was stood up tonight.... stood outside the damn bar alone for two hours waiting on an asshole that never showed. I guess thats what I get for believing that there was some good in him. I'm not even angry... just hurt and I hope he realizes what he did tonight. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH what the hell is wrong with me? I'm cute and funny i guess I'm not and Ideal for the stupid asses in this city. Well thats it for tonight.
Loves to all my girlz and boyz
1. My ex is...
-a cheating jerk,
2. I am listening to
Nothing Else Matters By Metallica
3. Maybe I should..
-take a shower and get ready to pick up my bro
4. I love...
5. My bestfriends...
are My life
6. I don't understand...
7. I lost my respect for...
My Dad & Sister
8. Later on I will be...
9. The meaning of my screen name is.
I Love Vampires
10. Love is...
Great When its True
11. Somewhere, someone is...
-thinking about me and Wanting To Chill with me
12-love myself for who i am, and wouldnt change
13. Forever seems like...
14. I never ever want to lose...
15. My mobile phone is...
i dont have one
16. When I wake up in the morning..
i leave messages for my friends
17. I get annoyed at...
my Cat & My Brothers
18. Parties are...
19. My pet...
-loves To Bug me
20. Kisses are...
sweet when they mean something
21. Today I...
22. I rea
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer sti
Love my JellyBean so holla girl when u get a chance
It's scary how many paths we cross in our world today. And how many people we "touch" without even knowing it. One's words or actions may influence another person who's far away. And you wouldn't likely know. Maybe you made them laugh, or cry, or feel better, or really pissed them off. Completly unknowingly. Especially with the internet.
There may be people you never even see, or hear, or hear from reading your page and looking at your pictures, and making snap judgments about the type of person you are, or aren't. Ya never know.
The next aspect of this is you end up talking to people and knowoing about more people than you ordinarily would have. Or atleast I do. ( I have hundreds of people on my friends lists all together on my friends lists from various networking site like this. Checkout the tagworld link in the about me section. Not everyone reads my blogs, but a great many of them do that otherwise wouldn't even know someone like me existed in the world )I don't leave
Been A Very Boring Weekend!
Ahhh... The life of having school-age kids... They bring home germs! We've all been sick over the past week. I have had hardly any sleep, but yet, I can't seem to get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. I suppose it has to do with the fact that I'm a bit nervous. I applied for a job last week and I got a call late friday afternoon (but wasn't around to answer... DOH!) for an interview. This job is really a good one. Pays $12.50 an hour, and it's doing tech support, which I've been doing for years. If I can get my dad to learn how to use a computer over the phone, I can get anyone past their problems. I need the money so bad! I need a new corset, I think I need a few more holes in my head and some more ink. Yeah, I need a job to at least support my crazy habits!
One Of My Poems
You are my heart and soul,
to show you is my main goal.
To show you how much I care,
my love is almost too much to bare.
I want to hold you every night,
I love you with all my might.
You are the one that I want in my life,
I want to be your wife.
I hate to have you go,
'cuz I love you so.
You are my heart and my soul,
to love you all my life is such a beautiful goal.
You have just been spanked! Now bend over and take it like a bitch! Don't cry now this is for your own good. Okay well perhaps you can cry a little maybe a scream or two won't hurt either. But this sure will....!!!SPANK!!!
*Kisses and Spanks*
My New Skyline
Ok so I went shopping today, got a new pair of shoes, and a coupl of outfitts, then met up with my fiance. we had lunch together then we went to a car dealership here he presented me with keys to my new car, for those of you who don't know my old car was trashed a few weeks ago, so I was in need of a new one an I new I would be getting one but I had no idea it would b this awsume. chck out pics in my new ride album.
HOW IN THE HELL CAN GROWN ADULTS RATE PICS OF LITTLE INNOCENT BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN ANYTHING BUT 10'S????? EVERY CHILD IS A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF GOD! SHAME ON U ALL WHO HAVE RATED MY KIDS/GRANDKIDS AND ANYONE ELSE'S ANYTHING LESS THAN A 10!!!!WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!!
Just A Poem
Last night in my dreams i saw you, you came to me.
I looked into your eyes and held you in my arms.
We shared a passionate kiss, I whispered in your ear, how much I loved you, Wish it wasn't only a dream.
Touch a woman's mind, you get her interest.
Touch her heart, you get her love.
But touch her soul, you get passion beyond your wildest dreams.
Once you have touched all three, you have found your soulmate for eternity.
The most beautiful things in life, can not be seen or touched. They must be felt with the HEART
I belong to a poetry website called allpoetry, and have been there about 3 years now. I haven't written much recently (busy with college and not much inspiration) but I am hoping that will change soon!
In the meantime here is a couple of pieces I have written. My poetry tends to be either quite dark or more romantic, so here goes.
"You fixed it"
You accepted it.
Every single misdemeanour and fault
That makes me so imperfect,
Sheltered in your understanding.
You protected it.
A fragile, often lifeless soul
broken by lies and deceit,
was no match for the honesty you gave.
You fixed it.
My deformed, tattered heart
Weather beaten and old before it's time,
Continues to beat because of you.
The tiptoes of my heartbeat,
The only sound in the blanket darkness.
Eyes adjust. Weary
in their awakening.
Throat dry, tightened
Get music codes at Bolt.
My apologies to my friends for this weekend. I have been sick since thursday night and have been sleeping most of the time. I think its been the flu mixed with some kidney infection. Been a very miserable weekend.
Surveys, Q And A From My Myspace Blog
Yes, more Q and A with me. Why? Because I'm bored, and I'm getting rid of my myspace, so I'm transfering it here.
birthday: Sept 14
birthplace: Fort Worth,Texas
hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
current location: Little Shitty Town, Arizona
eye color: Green-Blue
natural hair color: dark brown with deep red highlights
current hair color: blondish redish color
left or right handed: right, ambdexrious (probably misspelled)
heritage: Well I'm American but I decended from Germans and Czech
siblings: 1 kinda brother (um long story)
best friend: My Jen!
color: Orange, Black, Pink, Yellow
month: September and October
season: Spring or Fall
tv show: CSI the original and Miami, Law and Order, Without a Trace, Criminal Minds
movie: Go, Empire Records, and Fast and the Furious
actor: Paul Walker (love him)
actress: Angelina Jolie (God she's hot)
band: Linkin Park and Lords of Acid
“the "secret Reason" Why Women Are Attracted To Jerks, Players And Just Plain Dangerously Wrong Guys.”
Kiki Anniston Reveals: “The "Secret Reason" Why Women Are Attracted To Jerks, Players and Just Plain Dangerously Wrong Guys.”
An open letter to single women frustrated with dating the wrong guys...
Can I ask you something personal?
Have you ever dated the type of guy that left you constantly waiting by the phone with an uneasy sick feeling in the pit of your stomach?
Or a guy who made you feel bad about yourself, but for some reason you couldn’t leave him? (Of course, that same guy, at times, also made you feel like you were the only person on this planet - you know, that “hot-cold” type).
And have you ever walked into a club and found yourself so attracted to one particular guy, you felt like you were in a trance and literally couldn't stop making eyes with him?
If you answered yes to any of the above, it may be a sign that you’re susceptible to a certain “dangerous personality type” that psychiatrists have a SCARY sounding name for,
How Kinky Am I
You scored as . Blind Folds92%Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage83%Whips75%Biting67%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
A heart should be so kind
As a friend of mine
As a beat of the drum
silent as flutters of the butterfly's wings
A heart should be so motionless
As, the way of your eyes
A heart should be kind
As the ocean lies
A heart should be equal to: someone's love
A heart should not, brake
Melea Renee` Miller
Copyright ©2006 Melea Renee` Miller
i joined the LC to meet cool and interesting ppl,and i am amazed at all the cool ppl that are here,especially one really cool person,but i will not mention any names,well,that is all,ain't really sure what this blog stuff is...
So I Went Out Tonite...
I got wasted not on alcohol, but sniffing charlie. Every weekend it has come to that. I say I am not gonna do it anymore, and I don't. Only on the weekends do I do it. Cos I hang out with my friend Joanna. She is all I have of a friend out here anymore. It's like I am going even lower than I ever could imagine. I never do drugs! I am sad. Not to mention my health problems. What am I thinking. I guess I just have a brokenheart, and I can't get past it. I miss her so much. How could she just walk away, but at the same time tell me she still loves me? I don't get it.*shakes head*~NFA
I can't reveal his name,
For he's not truly mine.
And no one can ever know
My feelings inside.
He came to me without warning,
Touching my very soul.
And leaving me wanting,
Yearning for him more.
Our hearts are connected,
Bound by a love
Found once in a lifetime,
Separated by reality.
Our destiny...Our hearts.
Lisa Diane Burns
Another Survey, Cause I'm Bored.
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: BrandyAge: 24Month of birth: SeptemberAny Siblings?: Not A OneParents still married?: NopeOccupation: Pharmacy TechnicianDo you like your job?: UsuallyAny pets?: 1 KittyHair color: Blonde at the moment, subject to changeEye color: green-blueShoe size: 9Any Tattoos?: 1Any Piercings?: tongue, nose, 4 left ear, 3 right ear and my labret soonCurrent mood: MehCurrent wardobe choice: whatever is comfyWhat are you listening to?: the voices in my headWho did you last speak with on the phone?: Chris, I thinkWhat do you currently smell like?: Human I supposeLast....Movie you watched: Fast and the FuriousMagazine you looked at: Popular PhotographyThing you ate: Cheese FriesBook you read: Certification Review for Pharmacy TechniciansT.v. show you watched: Fashion House, I think or CSITime you cried: I cry all the timeTook a shower: yesterdayGot a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): Don't remember
This Is Diffrent
im deffinatelly new to htis damn thing.. but its all good!!! im trying to get used to it thou.. its a lil like myspace on a lil better!! lol... but yeha its all good!
Just Another Ramble
well another weekend come and almost gone..had the grandbaby with me all weekend....hmmm just rambling here...looking forward to when gramma here can take off for a weekend of relaxation by myself
I Love This Song And Its Just Beautiful
Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I love you so.
Love me tender,
Love me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin I love you,
And I always will.
Love me tender,
Love me long,
Take me to your heart.
For its there that I belong,
And well never part.
Love me tender,
Love me dear,
Tell me you are mine.
Ill be yours through all the years,
Till the end of time.
(when at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go
WHERE THERES A WILL.... I WANT TO BE IN IT
Sometimes; Just living is an act of courage!
I dont give a shit if im a depressed person and if im selfish i dont give a shit what anyone on this stupid place called earth think about me. I am heartbroken i am hurt and all i want to do is to be dead. I dont give a shit about your opinion, or what YOU think, all my life has been is NOTHING i have nothing and i will never have anything ever. I have been living in this huge shadow and living with extreme anxiety and troubles and depression...im tired so tired....i just want to be dead
I WANT TO STICK MY LOVE IN YOUR EYE SO YOU CAN SEE ME CUMMING, CUMMING ALL OVER YOU
Its weird how in one second everything is different....everything changes....you want to help but you just cant. Its not up to you to change its up to them. Then you make yourself sick with worry....where you cant even eat....cant sleep...cant be "ok" in your own mind. Your mind is constantly thinking and your mind is going crazy..but in the end all you see is black. Lonely.....confused.....heartbroken and torn....All i see is black
Want To Find Out What I Like In The Bedroom Here U Go
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM93%Sex God83%A Romantic55%Virgin23%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
I miss my ex.
i miss us.
you know when your away from someone that you love. this big hole in the earth opens up. an you have to walk around it everyday. an when you look across the great divide you can almost swear that you can see her.
i miss you baby and i love you
This is the very first poem I have ever wrote and I wrote it sometime last December:
Five years old
Wakes up at night
Cries while his parents fight
Fifteen years old
Gets up at night
Listens to his parents fight
Eight years old
Falling in love
But has to leave
To go over-seas
Twenty-five years old
Gets up at night
Having bad dreams
Of soliders screams
Thirty years old
With his new wife
Wakes up on night
With a brand new life
This Is What My Eyes Tell People
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Passion75%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
That Damn Baldhead Video.....lol
I got this from MILF a while back and posted it a few times. Since then, I've been asked many times to repost it. Since it's been requested and I've officially retired this thing from MY bulletins...I thought I'd blog it......so.....hang on to your wig cause he's "fuckin bald".......LOL
All About Me
IM JUST DAMN SEXY!! Well lets see im a 32 year old white male i just had a kidney transplant sept.19th so im getting my life back finely and i looking for some one to shear it with if possable but if not.. i can always use a good friend..im currently going to school and getting my degree in computer repair and programming so i guess that makes me a nerd or something like that went to college @ TexasA&M for 2 and 1/2 years was playing college football and base ball when i found out i had kidney failer so had to drop out of school and start dialysis but im all fixed now and hope to stay that way..
Love for ever and a day..
Something quite peculiar,
most people would say,
the way she chose,
to dance upon his grave.
Some say he didn't love her,
others say he just went mad,
but no one would ever deny him,
his wife was never sad.
She lay by his grave at night,
giggling with glee.
Every day she went to his graveside,
just to keep him company.
She loved her husban
When God Created Kittycats
When God created kitty cats,
He had no Recipe;
He knew He wanted
As sweet as sweet could be.
He started out with sugar,
Adding just a trace of spice;
Then stirred in drops of
To keep them fresh and nice
He thought cats should be soft to pet,
So He gave them coats of fur;
So they could show they were content,
He taught them how to purr.
He made for them long tails
While strutting down the walk;
Then trained them in meow-ology,
So they could do cat-talk.
He made them into acrobats,
And gave them grace and poise;
Their wide-eyes curiosity,
He took from little boys.
He put whiskers on their faces,
Gave them tiny ears for caps;
Then shaped their little bodies,
To snugly fit on laps.
He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
To look into man's soul;
Then set a tolerance for mankind,
Their purpose and their goal.
He made so many of them;
Then charged, with fatherly concern,
Somewhere In My Youth Or Childhood....
my heart beats faster at the sight of you. When I hear your voice I get tingly. I think about you all day and night. We talk and it feels so right. The peices are falling together. I love you more each passing day.
Creed Of The Mother
"Walk thou softly upon this Good earth and treat her with respect as she deserves She nurtures
us, feeds us, provides our needs. Step lightly on the path through life, remembering always that
We are not the only ones here.We have sisters
And brothers beyond counting, beyond our ability to Know.They may look different, may walk on 4 feet or a Hundred or none.They may fly through the skies and Race the very wind or swim beneath the cool Waters. Some are furred, others feathered or scaled.It Matters not as all are of value, all have their place in The scheme of things.We are neither the first, Nor the last the greatest or the least of the Multitude. It would behoove us to remember this to honor all
Life and the earth, our shared mother, from which we Came."
--Author unknown but greatly appreciated
Being John Malkovich
In a modern movie era where cliche films like "Happy Gilmore," "Star Wars: Episode I," and "Billy Madison" are popular occasionally a completely original film comes along like "Being John Malkovich." The movie stars very talented actors such as Cameron Diaz (Laudia), John Cusack (Craig), and John Malkovich (himself). The movie is a serious fantasy/drama placed in our own modern world. "Being John Malkovich" is one of the most original movies that we'll be remembering for years to come because of the plot, acting, and directing.
The movie's plot concerns a struggling puppeteer, Craig who is forced to get a file clerk job because his mediocre career thus far in being a puppeteer is failing. One day at work, he discovers a hidden door within the office the building that leads into the head of John Malkovich. Craig tries to use the doorway to benefit himself throughout the movie, both personally and financially by selling ticket to ride through John Malkovich's head. Unfortunately, Cra
Every now and then a few films will come out that'll redefine the standards of what a movie is, and "Memento" is definitely one of those rare films. Christopher Nolan's dark direction for this film has audiences constantly guessing what's going to happen next while Guy Pearce and the rest of the cast deliver spectacular performances. The film is about a man, Leonard (Guy Pearce) on mission to find and seek revenge against his wife's murderer. However, Leonard suffers from a short term memory loss preventing him from constructing new memories due to an attack when he tried to stop his wife's murderer. Thus, he can only remember who he is and everything leading up to the incident, but he can't remember anything for more than two minutes after that. The only flaw this film does suffer from is that it may come off too disturbing for the faint of heart, but it's definitely worth seeing. "Memento" is by far the best film of 2001 by creating the idea that memories of one's past isn't always a
I'm honestly at a lost for words about this film. I loved the original film because of its witty dialogue and character development which this film lacks. "Mr. Deeds" is a remake of the 1936 classic, "Mr. Deeds Goes To Town." The story is about a small town Pizza Owner and Poet named Longfellow Deeds, living in Mandrake Falls, who inherits forty billion dollars from his uncle Blake after he dies. Unfortunately, Deeds finds himself a victim of circumstance when he learns that Blake's investors are trying to sell his uncle's company. Meanwhile, Faye Bennet a.k.a. Pam Dawson tries to get close to Deeds to cover his exploits on her news show, but she suddenly starts to fall for the guy. I have to be honest when I say that I think Frank Cappra would shoot himself in the freakin head if he saw this. Not only does this film take everything that was good about the original, but it spits it out and tries to pass off something else. Another remake gone bad.
Everything from the acting and dire
Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
"Mr. Deeds Goes To Town" is one Cappra's best films ever. The story is about a small town poet named Longfellow Deeds, residing in Mandrake Falls, who inherits twenty million dollars from his rich uncle after he dies. However, when Deeds goes to New York to collect his inheritance and use it to help the needy, he soon finds himself a victim of modern society with every rich mongrul trying to take advantage of him from lawyers to phony relatives. Babe Bennet, played by Jean Arthur, is a newsreporter who pretends to get close to Deeds to cover his exploits, but she soon finds herself falling for the labeled "Cinderella Man." Frank Capra's direction in this film is very powerful and makes up for some of the scripts minor flaws. The chemistry between Jean Arthur and Gary Cooper was genuine while dishing out intelligent humor; a quality lacking in many of today's modern romantic comedies. To be honest, I didn't know what to expect when I first saw this film, but anyone who sees this won't b
Moore's newest documentary is perhaps the most intriquing and controversial documentary that I've ever seen. The film is based on the controversies surrounding George W. Bush's administration during his four year term from the election scandal to the "War on Iraq." The film presents many factual evidence to support how Bush hasn't been the ideal President, and how the "War on Terror" has affected many American families and soldiers. However, many viewers may not like this film because of its' obvious biased point of view, but it does make a lot of valid points. I remember when I first saw this film, I didn't want to believe in many of the things Moore's documentary said. However, from reading "Rolling Stone" and watching CNN confirming this information, it was perhaps the most startling and frightening revelation I've had. The film displays many powerful scenes that will make viewers interested throughout the movie. Whether your for or against George W. Bush, "Fahrenheit 9/11" will def
I Miss Talking To Dade!
We have been friends for a long time and I miss talking to him. Dade if you read this...I misses you!
Hotel Rwanda" is the most inspirational film, about hope within a troubled society, that I've seen since "City of God." The film is based off a true story, involving the 1994 Rwandan tribal conflict between the Tutsis and the Hutus, about a hotel manager, Paul (Don Cheadle), struggle to servive as he uses his hotel as a shelter for Tutsi refugees. Like "City of God," this film illustrates a sense of hope within a society that would make anyone feel that there is no reason to survive. The dark direction and story are the best feautures because it shows the world's ignorance to the Rwandan crisis, and the dark prejudice of African society. Don Cheadle and Sophie Okenedo are simply brilliant in the movie by dishing out Oscar-esque performances. Overall, "Hotel Rwanda" is one of the most powerful films I've ever seen.
Don Cheadle's performance was top-notch in this film. Don portrays his character as a man whoms only concern is to protect his family, but he is thrown into a frustrating
Superman: The Movie
"Superman: The Movie" is truly a marvelious film. The movie is based on the popular D.C. comic's character, Superman (Christopher Reeves), who was sent to Earth, as a baby, to escape the fate of exploding along with his home world, Krypton. On Earth, (Superman's alter-ego) Clark Kent, grows up in a small town, Smallville, where he soon discovers his past and decides to use his powers to help protect the Earth after witnessing the death of his Earth father. However, he soon faces a cunning lunatic, Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman), that tries to blow up California for financial gain, and it's up to Superman to save the day. I'll admit this is bit dated by today's standards of super hero films, but its' storyline and direction is what makes this film a time less classic. Richard Donner's upbeat direction of this really captures the Man of Steel's impact that he's made on American culture. Presenting him as being the symbol of which we all aspire to be like. Much like the comic book version, the
"Collateral" is one psychological thriller that doesn't fail to disappoint. The movie is about a New York cab driver, Max (Jamie Foxx), whom unknowlingly give a ride to a professional hit man, Vincent (Tom Cruise). During the ride, Max promised to be Vincent's personal driver for a fee of six hundred dollars. However, things start to get out of control when Max sees a dead body fall on top his cab. Michael Mann's use of cinematography and direction immerses the viewer in the environment of the film. As tension grows with Foxx and Cruise in the film, the viewer is unable to take his/her eyes off the screen. Michael Mann's latest film is a true example of how immersive a movie can be.
The cinematograpy captures the theme of the film quite well. Allowing the viewer to feel as if he/she is inside the cab riding alongside Max and Vincent. Like when Vincent tries to kill a guy in a night club and results in shooting several innocent people, the light and the atmosphere create the perfect
"Bad Santa" takes everything we all hold dear to Christmas and obliterates it with cursing and fowl low brow humor, and I absolutly love it! The movie is about a drunken middle aged Santa (Billy Bob Thornton) that hates his job and plans to rob the mall, where he works at, with help from his would be sidekick elf (Tony Cox). However, along the way some little fat kid starts to warm the old crook's heart, and Santa must decide to either help the kid or stick to his usual plan of drinking, robbing, and women. Plus, John Ritter as the mall supervisor, who's appalled by Santa and elf, is hillarious. In one scene, John tries to fire Santa because he was caught having sex in the women's dressing room. However, Santa and elf turn it around and make John look like he's racist against midgets. Uttering hillarious lines like, "Pretty soon you're gonna have whole bunch of these little *****ers with protests signs," by Santa. Terry Zwigoff does a great job providing a comedy that adults can enjoy
Ssssssmoking!!! Jim Carrey stars in a action comedy based off the comic book by Dark Horse. In which a nerdy bank teller, Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey), goes through life as basically a "push over", and never has any luck with the ladies. Putting up with an annoying boss, a @#*^&and lord, and rip-off mechanics. Just as his life couldn't get any worse, he finds a mysterious mask, that supposedly contains the Norse God's, Loke, powers. Granting Stanley the powers similar to a cartoon character in which to obtain all the things he's ever wanted. Thus, turning him into a love crazed wild man trying to woo the likes of such babes like Cameron Diaz. However, after beating a mafia group to the punch on robbing a bank, Stanley finds himself in all sorts of troubles as he must take on the police and mafia all while trying to clear his name. Jim Carrey of course uses his slapstick humor to add to cartoon superhero, and the special effects are solid. The film is cliched and the most of the characte
"Excuse me while I whip this out." Yes, Mel Brooks puts together one of the most controversial yet funniest parodies ever created. The film is about a small town named Rock Ridge that's terrorized by a bunch of gunslinging bandits, so they send aid to Governor Lepotomane's office requesting for a new sheriff. However, the Lepotomane's aid, Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), wants to build a rail road through Rock Ridge and needs all the inhabitants to move out for his own financial gain, so he stages to have an African America ex-railroad worker, Bart (Cleavon Little), to become their new sheriff. As one might expect, Bart isn't treated to the warmest of welcomes as the town folk are ready to shoot him on sight when he arrives. Fortunately, in a Mel Brooks way, Bart uses his gun and takes himself hostage causing the town folk to become concerned after they were going to shoot him. I couldn't stop laughing when Bart did that. I mean it's like he said to himself afterwards, "Baby, you are so
Talk To Her
"Talk to Her" is one of the deepest love stories that has ever graced the big screen. The movie is about two men who fall in love with these women, whom are both suddenly thrusted into a coma, and shows how each guy copes with the situation while they support each other, in thier hour of need. The direction for the film is perhaps one of its' best strengths by capturing so many themes like hope, love, friendship, happiness, tragedy, and irony that work beautifully to create a very heart drenching film about life. The actors performances really shine by conveying realistic emotions that anyone can identify with. "Talk to Her" is one of the deepest love stories about life that you'll ever see.
One of the main characters in the movie, Begnino, falls in love with a ballerina dancer, Alicia, but when she's put into a coma, Begnino dedicates his life to taking care of her as a male nurse. Everyday, he bathes her, feeds her, and talks to her, in hopes that she'll be listening.
Superman Iv: The Quest For Peace
The final film, in the Superman series, goes out in a less than heroic fashion. The film is based on the popular comic book character, and it features most the original cast of the first one and a few others. In the movie, Superman decides to take it upon himself to rid the world of all its' nuclear arms after hearing a request from a small boy. However, his arch nemesis, Lex Luthor, escapes from prison to become a nuclear arms entrepreneur, so he can get revenge against the Man of Steel. Lex uses the nuclear weapons combined with Superman's DNA to create a Solar powered villain, whom is potentially stronger than Superman. I must admit that this film does have its' moments, but it's overshadowed by a mediocre script. Overall, if the series wasn't dead with "Superman III," then it's definitely six feet under with this sequel.
The script is simply dreadful using a lot of cheesines that would put Adam West to shame. For example, for some reason the writers thought it would be funny to
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry is back for another hit sequel. This newest film is based off the children's novel of the same name, in which Harry discovers that someone else is trying to kill him again! And like the last one, this killer has some kind of relationship with Harry's father, and it also has something to do with this hidden room at Hogwartz. At this point, I think most people wouldn't keep going back to an area where someone is always trying to kill them, but it wouldn't be much of a film if Harry ever did realize that. From watching this film, it felt like I was watching the first one again. Once again there's a villain trying to kill Harry and it involves a magical object, in this case it's a room; as opposed to a Sorcerer's stone like the last one. Like the last one, it also has a surprise ending on whom the villain is and lets not forget the promo that was thrown for a meaningless sport that doesn't exist, Quidditch. Yes, Quidditch, in the first two Harry Potter films, seems to play the equiva
Black And White
BLACK AND WHITE
"Please, Mark, we really need to work out tonight," pleaded Cindy! Mark looked at the two women and said, "You guys know the rules, the gym closes at ten sharp!" "Just for a little while," begged Jill?!? Mark, the manager of the Suburban Workout Gym, was about ready to begin his own workout when these two dingbats showed up just as he was closing up. "Oh well, come on in, I was just going to work out myself, and I could use a spotter," he said, giving in to their pleas! Both girls rushed past him and headed for the locker room to change, and Mark, shaking his head, locked the door and went back into the gym to start his workout. He was just finishing up his warm ups when the two women came out of the locker room. Looking them over, Mark had to admit that Cindy and Jill were two of the best conditioned ladies who used the facility, and they really did workout, unlike a lot of the other female members, who seemed to use the club as a social gathering spot rather than a
"Ran" is perhaps one the best films of all time. The film is an adaptation of William Shakespear's classic play, "King Lear." Ran tells the story of a powerful sixteenth century Japanese warlord, Hidetora Ichimonji(Tatsuya Nakadai), whom decides to retire and give his three sons his land by dividing it equally amongst them, but leaving his eldest son, Tarotakatora (Akira Terrao), as the main ruler of the three kingdoms. Falling prey to false praises from his treacherous sons Tarotakatora and Jiromasatora (Jinpachi Nezu), King Hidetora feels comforted in his decision. However, his youngest son, Saburonaotora (Daisuke Ryu), is banished by the King because Saburo was the only one who cared about his father to tell him the harsh truth. Backed by his own selfish pride, Lord Hidetora witnesses the brutal truth that Saburo was right. His kingdom collapsing around him as his two eldest sons fight for power. And Lady Kaede (Mieko Harada)who is wife of Tarotakatora, has her own plans of seducing
School Of Rock
To simply put it, "The School of Rock," rocks. In an era where most kid films generally suck, "School of Rock" reminds us of the times when kid movies actually used to be cool like the Home Alone films (the first two that is). The story is about an out of work rock musician played by Jack Black, living with his friend and former band member, trying to form a band for the battle of the bands, but he's forced by his friend's girlfriend to get a normal job. However, as luck would have it, his friend gets a call to be a substitute teacher at a private school, so Jack goes and poses as the new wood be teacher. Don't get me wrong. This film still has the typical cliche father figure teaching kids about confidence and all that feel good crap we expect, but it does it in a unique and funny way. For example, in the film, Jack teaches the kids about rock and roll, and how to stick it to the man. "School of Rock" is a hillarious film that many families will come to enjoy.
Jack is simply funny
Dragon Ball Z: Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan
Over the years, the Dragon Ball Z series has grown to become a world wide phenomenon from selling popular Manga Comics, toys, trading cards, anime, and video games (despite mediocre game reviews for most of them). Yes, it seems Dragon Ball Z has become a huge international success. However, what compells us to love this series? Is it the characters? The storyline? Or perhaps its bizzare and its' sometimes raunchy humor? Whatever the case maybe, Dragon Ball Z is definitely a success. In this latest DBZ film, its about the first legendary super saiyan that's wreaking havoc on the south quadrant of the galaxy. Meanwhile, Goku and ChiChi are dressed up to meet with a school board to enroll Gohan in a private school. Plans soon change when Goku recieves word, from King Kai, about the new threat. However, a saiyan named Paragus shows up to invite Vegeta to rule the new planet Vegeta, and help vanguish the legendary super saiyan. Unfortunately, Paragus has secret plans of his own. I know some
Dr. Suess' The Cat In The Hat
Dr. Suess' The Grinch was a fairly mediocre film that lacked quality, but this one just plain sucks. The film is based off the popular children's book by Dr. Suess about a Cat, wearing a red and white striped hat, that goes over to visit a couple of children alone on a rainy day and causes all kinds of mischief. I have to confess while growing up I was a huge fan of Dr. Suess' books, but I loathe the films as an adult; irony at its' best. Unfortunately, though, the film's humor seems questionable and may frighten small children. In one scene, the cat has a knife and threatens another cat by saying, "I'll get you, and I'll make it look like an accident." I usually hate these parents that are always whining about violence on t.v., films, and whatever but I would have to agree with them on this one. Sure, the Grinch sucked but at least it made its humor and story was suitable enough for kids because after all it was a kids' film based on a kids' book. The special effects look too artifici
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The popular cartoon character, from Nickelodeon, finally makes his big screen debut. The film is based off the famous animated TV show, about a yellow sponge whom works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom, and it's also known for the famous Krabby Patty which is supposedly the most delectable dish in the sea. In the film, Plankton devises a scheme to steal the formula to make his own Krabby Patties and in the process get Mr. Krabs out of the picture. Therefore, Plankton steals King Neptune's crown and frames Mr. Krabs, so he would destroy Mr. Krabs while Plankton would steal the Krabby Patty formula and in the process, try to take over the world. However, SpongeBob and his friend Patrick, the starfish, volunteer to retrieve the crown and thwart Plankton's evil plan. I'll admit this film did have its moments, but I don't know if I would've seen it in theatres. The quality in animation isn't that great in comparison to other animated films, and the story does seem a bit sub
"Superman III" is perhaps one of the biggest disappointments of all time. The film is based on the popular flagship character from D.C. comics. In the film, a powerful business man tries to create a super computer, that can control weather, to take over the world by enlisting the aid of a bumbling computer whiz played by Richard Pryor. In their grand scheme to bump Superman out of the way, they create a special red kryptonite that turns Superman into a bad guy. Meanwhile, Superman's alter ego, Clark Kent, gets reaquainted with his old high school sweet heart, Lana Lang. For those of you that's expecting the same magic that made the first two films great, this movie fails to live up to it. The direction seemed lacklustered at times, special effects were mediocre, and the storyline was uninteresting. Another disappointing sequel.
In the film, the story is written in a third person point of view by illustrating Richard Pryor as the main character. I remember growing as a kid various Su
Batman & Robin
Out of all the films I've seen, this one just plain sucks. I wish I could say something positive out of this film other than saying that this is probably the only film out of the series thus far (except for Batman Begins) that shows a deep connection between Alfred and Bruce Wayne. Also, how it seems that George Clooney will most likely be unfairly blamed for all of this film's follies. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to say he did a great job at being Batman but with lines like, "Batcredit card, I never leave the cave without one", would make any actor look stupid playing Batman. The film is based off the classic DC characters, Batman (George Clooney) and Robin (Chris O'Donnel), where they have been together for a while and have gotten on each other's nerves. Throw in Batgirl and Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenneger) with him trying to intimidate us with his "Terminator attitude" trying to cure his wife, but I'm not too scary to sing songs like, "I'm Mr. White Christmas." Also, lets no
Capcom's infamous fighting game makes its' way to the big screen. There's a lot of ways I could sum up my feelings for this film, but I'll just use one word to describe this one, appalling. The movie is based off the popular video game, "Street Fighter II", and it features stars such as Jean Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia. According to the film's story, M. Bison (Raul Julia) plans on global domination unless the United Nation pays him one jillion dollars. Gee, I never would've thought a jillion was a actual number until I saw this film, (sarcasticly) it doesnt seem like a bull **** made up number at all. However, it's up to Guile (Van Damme) to lead a series of wariors to stop Bison. First of all, I never been a Van Damme fan, and this film did very little to convert me. Hell, the special effects were so bad that when Bison and Guile fought each other, you could practically see the wire carrying Bison to make it look like he was flying. The fight scenes in this film seemed very unreal
"Wedding Crashers" is one of the funniest films I've ever seen. The film is basically about two divorce mediators, played by Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, whom likes to get together and crash weddings in order to meet and seduce women. Not a bad idea, considering some of the girls they meet in the movie, but things change when Owen Wilson's character falls in love with a girl at one of these weddings. Thus, changing both their lives forever. Owen's character, John, falls in love with the "Secretary of Treasury's" daughter, Claire, and she's already engaged. However, John devises a plan swoon the young lady's heart. Unfortunately, though, this also puts Vince's character, Jeremy, in some ackward and in some cases hurtful positions in the film, yet it's just too damn funny. Audiences will laugh outragiously when they see Vince tied up and getting seduced by a guy. Or when they play touch football. This film was just a laugh riot. Of course, you still have the typical Hollywood cliche l
"Troy" is perhaps one of the most action packed films of 2004. The film is based off the Illiad about the famous war between the Greeks and the Trojans, over the love of a Greek princess; showing how it ultimately led to one of the greatest battles in Greek mythology. The film's visuals in the movie were great, but it's too reminiscent of the other movies like "Gladiator." Another problem I had with the film, the movie seemed to have many stereotype characters and few scenes that would make it stand out from other epic films such as "Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring" or "Brave Heart," to name a few. However, the acting of Brad Pitt (Achiles) and Eric Bana(Hector) make up for most of these flaws, to create some of the film's few memorable scenes. The level of detail in the recreation of the famous Greek battle was excellent from the costume design to the stage area. Overall, "Troy" is one of the best epic films of last year despite it's shortcomings.
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The Punisher (2004)
"The Punisher" is one of the most intriquing super hero films I've ever seen. The film is based off the popular Marvel comic book character. The story begins with an undercover cop, Frank Castle (Tom Jane) busting a son of a mafia leader, Howard Saint (John Travolta), in a drug shipment. However, when Howard finds out about it, he orders to have Frank's entire family killed at a family reunion. Frank, being the sole survivor of the massacre, vows revenge, and dedicates his life to punishing the guilty and aiding the innocent using nothing but guns and violence. The good old American way! The story is basically your run of the mill revenge tale, but the direction and character development engulfs the viewer into the film. The visuals were intense allowing for people to see the violent life Frank leads after becoming the Punisher. However, it seems like the film goes too far out it's way to show excessive violence. In one scene, you see Frank cut a man's head in half with a knife. Oh yea
I know I have been on LC hardly at all lately. But I have an excuse. An old friend of Damian and I's has been stalking me in attempt to get to Damian. It got far enough that I had to contact the CEO of the Harrisburg branch of Pennsylvania State Hospital and the police because he was harassing us and threatening us.
It sucked. Balls.
But, hopefully it's all over with, now and I can get back to normal.
50 First Dates
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore heat up the screen together again, in another romantic comedy. The film is about a hawaiin resident marine biologist, played by Adam Sandler, whom has a reputation for having one night stands with several female tourists. However, things change when he falls in love with Drew Barrymore, whom plays a woman that has suffered severe brain damage due to a car accident a year ago. This accident causes her to be unable to form new memories after each day since. This situation puts Sandler where he has to make Drew fall in love with him every day, so they can be together. Like all Sandler films, the story is predictable and cliches are abundant in the movie, as well as the typical weirdo played by Rob Schneider. Fortunately, Sandler and Barrymore display the same chemistry that made the "Wedding Singer" a good comedy. The film is great for a few good laughs, but don't expect anything witty about it.
America's favorite fat cat finally makes his big screen debut. Following in the footsteps of other animated characters brought to the big screen like Scooby Doo and George of the Jungle. The story is essentially about how Jon Arbuckle adopts Odie to impress a veterinarian girl, but when Odie runs away, it's up to Garfield to save him. Garfield is brought to life via computer animation while the other animals are real. The animation is fairly decent at best, and the story is bit simplistic for my taste. However, the film did seem pretty funny at times like when Garfield tried to get Odie to fall for his trap. It kind of reminded me of my youth watching the cartoon as a kid. I think parents and children will enjoy this film. Parents can enjoy it because they grew up with the character while kids will love it because...its Garfield damn it! Overall, "Garfield" is a great family film.
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Perhaps one of the greatest stories ever told makes its' cinematic debut. Based off a series of novels by J.R. Tolkein, the film is about how Sauron (a.k.a. Satan) gives away several rings of power to each of Middle Earth's kingdoms (Elves, humans, and dwarfs). Unknowingly to everyone, Sauron creates another ring, one which is capable of ruling all the other rings, thus allowing him to take over the world. An epic battle rages on until Eliciador, human ruler of Gondor, vanquishes Sauron. However, because of Eliciador's greed, the ring isn't destroyed. Eventually, a series of events happen where Bilbo Baggins (Ian Holm), of the Shire, finds and keeps the ring, and uses it to save the world. However, once Bilbo and his sorcerer friend, Gandalf (Ian McKellen) discover the ring's true origin, and how Sauron's life is tied to the ring. Thus, almost assuring of his return. Gandalf sends Frodo (Elijah Wood), Bilbo's nephew, and Samwise (Sean Astin) along with a group of warriors to go to Mord
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
Peter Jackson and company return to continue the epic story. Based off a series of novels by Tolkein, the film essentially picks up where the first one left off. Frodo (Elijah Wood) and Samwise (Sean Astin) are on their way to Mordor to destroy the ring before Sauron can get a hold of it and take over the world. Along the way, they bump into a suspicious character, Gollum (voiced by Andy Serkis), that also has his eyes on the ring, so he tries to manipulate our two heroes to reclaim it. Meanwhile, Aragorn (Viggo Mortenson), Legolas (Orlando Bloom), and Gimli (John Rhys-Davies) continue their search for Merry (Dominic Monahagan) and Pippin (Billy Boyd) after they were kidnapped by Orcs in the last film. After the two naive Hobbits escape, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry and Pippin discover that Sauron plans on weakening the human kingdom of Rohan by controlling their king. However, once Gandalf (Ian McKellen) saves the king from Sauron's spell, it's then that our heroes discover that Roh
Son Of The Mask
The Mask makes his return to the big screen but without the comedic flare of the "Tex Avery" style comedy of the prequel. Speaking of the name Avery, the film's main character is named Tim Avery (James Kennedy), a struggling cartoonist that basically has low self-esteem and has his own doubts about entering fatherhood. I'm sure entering parenthood can be a frightful experience for everyone with the responsibility and all (I wouldn't know though), but it can be especially harder when your son has almost "cartoon-god" like powers. Tim Avery one night finds the Mask, that Stanley Ipkiss used in the first one, to wear for a big costume party where he meets up with a girl, and sleeps with her. After they get married and conceive their first child, the child doesn't acknowledge or respect Tim as a father, so this causes all sorts of mischief. Milo, Tim's dog, grows extremely jealous of the baby as he steals Tim's attention, so he uses the Mask to try to get rid of the kid but what happens is
Bowling For Columbine
"Bowling for Columbine" is perhaps one of the deepest documentaries, ever to capture the violent nature of American life. Michael Moore's documentary, "Bowling for Coumbine" is based on the tragic events at Columbine, where two high school students shot their classmates before pulling the trigger on themselves. From this event Moore goes over other tragedies like a boy shooting a girl at an elementary school and many others, in an attempt to explain our violent nature. Of course, like most of Moore's documentaries, this one partially serves for his own political agendas like his stance against the NRA and Wal-Mart, but he's able to raise a lot of key questions about our society. Going over how the media overblows everything to be more dangerous than they actually are, and how it causes us to learn how to descriminate against minorities (specifically African Americans). Even offering enlightening interviews that offer various people's opinions on our violent nature from the likes of Mar
Super Mario Brothers
One fine example of how Hollywood doesn't understand video games. Based off the popular video game franchise from Nintendo Entertainment, about two plumbers that fight against King Koopa to save the Mushroom Kingdom and rescue Princess Peach. However, in the film, it tells a story of two Italian brothers, Mario (Bob Hoskins) and Luigi (John Leguizamo) from Brooklyn, who follow a young girl, Daisy, with a mysterious past into a mega city, Mushroom City. Along the way they bump into Mayor Koopa (Dennis Hopper), whom plans on capturing Daisy, so he can take over the Mushroom Kingdom and our world as well. Unlike the game, Daisy, whom turns out to be a princess, falls in love with Luigi. And Yoshi turns out to be a baby Raptor while Toad turns out to be a mutated goon of Mayor Koopa. Oh yeah, and Bowser is rewritten to be a fat black woman whom Mario seduces into helping them take on Koopa's army. I remember as a kid, I used to love watching this film. Almost as much as I used to love the
"Superman II" is perhaps one of the greatest sequels of all time. The film is based off the popular D.C. comics character, whom is sent to Earth as a baby in order to avoid the fate of dying on an exploding planet, Krypton. Before Superman is sent to Earth, though, Jor-El, Superman's father, imprisons three Kryptonian criminals into a phantom zone where they're sent whirling through space. However, due to an meteor crash with the phantom zone, the three Kryptonians are released from thier prison, and team up with the notorious Lex Luthor to seek revenge against Superman. Meanwhile, Lois Lane soon discovers that her bumbling newspaper colleague, Clark Kent, and the guy of her dreams, Superman, are one in the same. However, this discovery forces Superman to debate between his heroic obligations and his human emotions. Christopher Reeves (Superman/Clark Kent) and Margot Kidder (Lois Lane) create a lot of the same chemistry together that made the first film a classic, and take it to a whol
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
This is definitely one of the deepest films ever made. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" poses a unique question on whether it's good or bad that we forget our pasts. I mean it's often said that our pasts define who we are, yet I'm sure many of us have memories that are too painful to remember. Whether it's a loss of a loved one or a failed relationship, we've all been through that at some point in our lives. As usual Kaufman is able to create a truly spectacular film about the human mind and how our relationships tend to shape our lives whether we want to remember them or not. Featuring an all star cast of Jim Carrey (Joel Barish), Kate Winslet (Clementine Kruczynski), Kirsten Dunst (Mary) and Elijah Wood (Patrick). The film is about a young man, Joel Barish, whom falls in love with a girl named Clementine after he has been going through relationship problems with his fiance. From here, it seems like the old philosophy of "opposites attract" seems to ring true for this couple un
March Of The Penguins
"March of the Penguins" will be one to remember. Narrated by Morgan Freeman; this documentary follows the mating cycle of Penguins, in the South Pole. Displaying the tragic feats these magnificient creatures endure, during each mating season, such as predators, starvation and harsh environmental elements, so life can be born. It goes on to show how penguins raise their young until they become old enough to survive on their own. The film's cinematic appeal is breathtaking. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen as these penguins marched through miles of snow to fetch food for their young in predator infested waters. I was especially intriqued as the fathers would often have to wait for several weeks without food, and having to wait in temperatures up to negative eighty degrees below zero, while the mothers would have to go back and replenish themselves after giving birth. To some younger viewers, these violent displays of penguins dying from starvation, freezing to death and even gettin
Meet The Parents
The perfect guy picture for those who ever suffered angst when meeting the in-laws or just meeting your girl friend's parents. Indeed, Ben Stiller's film pokes fun of all the angst and ackwardness one would feel when meeting your in-laws, but turned up about ten times more. This film is about a young male nurse named Greg a.k.a. Gaylord Focker (Ben Stiller), whom proposes to the woman of his dreams but before they wed, he must get her father's approval. It's then Greg must endure all types of humilation and torment from his father in-law, Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro). Having to go through an insanely over protective father that puts Greg's life under a microscope with hidden cameras, CIA interogations, plumbing problems, cat chasing, being mocked openly about his career and having him feel like @#$ll the time. Heck, and you thought your in-laws were tough. This film was just too darn hillarious at times like when Robert DeNiro interrogates Ben Stiller, while he's strapped to a lie detect
The most exciting thing I did today consisted of going to Literotica website and reading some sex stories. Yeah I find that way more stimulating than looking at pictures or watching nasty DVD's cuz you have to use your mind and picture what is being said. Porn is so overrated its not nearly as good as a good story written for people to read.
I can replay that story in my head for later use too...Its a gift I have how I can remember these things later on while lying in bed and conjure up what i read earlier that day, last week or even a year ago for that matter. It still works.
Great mental stimulation. Great mental masterbation!!!
does anyone else do this or am i alone in this world?
Meet The Fockers
Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro are back for another sequel along with new comers Dustin Hoffman (Bernie Focker) and Barbara Streisand (Roz Focker). After surviving the horror of having his life scrutinized by his father in-law, Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro), Greg (Ben Stiller) must now prepare to have his own parents under the same kind of scrutiny. However, it seems with the help of his parents, they plan on "Fockerizing Jack (in other words loosen him up)." Which proves easier said than done as Greg's parents appear to be the polar opposite Pam's parents. Unlike the cold military father-in law, Bernie and Roz are more upbeat, free spirited and open about sex. Heck, they even brag about how Greg gets laid for the first time by his baby sitter. Yeah, and you thought your parents were bad. As it seems though like most sequels, this one just seems to run off the same angst humor, but it does have a bit of a twist to it. Showing how we often get embarassed by are own parents. Overall, though,
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the only person that can make a Jackie Chan film suck. Okay, that's being too harsh by placing the blame on one person because the poorly mediocre script, and a director, who wanted to present this film like a bad high school movie instead of dare I say...gasp...secret agents (which is what the film is supposed to be, anyway), had contributed to this film's medeocrity. The film is about this a Chinese shoufer that's been assigned to shoufer a highly trained secret agent wearing a advanced tuxedo, a la James Bond type with gadgets galore, until he is put in the hospital by a gang of drug dealers. Now, it's up to Jackie Chan to put on the tuxedo and finish the mission with assistance of Jennifer Love Hewitt, whom thinks that Jackie is the original agent. Don't get me wrong. I love all of Jackie Chan's films (the ones released in the U.S. anyway) even though most of them are typically cliched and involve almost similar types of jokes. However, Jackie Chan's brillia
Team America: World Police
"America...*$&eah!!!" From the creators of "South Park", comes another offensive cartoon that'll mock just about everything that is good and decent in America while capitalizing on the "War on Terror." I wouldn't want it any other way. For those who are familiar with Trey Parker and Matt Stone's work, would know that this isn't even close to being as controversial as their hit TV animated series, "South Park." Therefore, it shouldn't come off as much of a shock at how much offensive humor these guys try to cram into this film. However, it was surprising that, two years earlier, "Collateral Damage" was criticized for capitalizing on the 9/11 tragedy because it was about terrorism even though it was made before that incident; yet "Team America: World Police" never received that kind of criticism for doing the same thing, but in a more comical way. I guess we're either a nation of morons that allows people to get away with anything as long as it's a cartoon, or it's because we're so used
Another lame film by Shaq. I know many people will probably blame Shaq's acting in this film for all its' follies, and I wouldn't blame them. Apart from just looking like the comic book character, he lacked the confliction that was neccessary for the character. In the D.C. Comics' version, John Henry Irons a.k.a Steel (Shaquille O' Neal) was a man that was conflicted by how his inventions, for the military, were sold to rival gang members by the company he worked for. Feeling responsible he would take his anger to the streets. In this film, though, Shaq seemed like he was just joking around like we're used to seeing him off the court. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that, but it was completely uncharacteristic for the character he playing. However, to be fair, Shaq wasn't entirely responsible for this film turning out so bland. Like most comic book spin off films such as "Catwoman" and "Supergirl", to name a few, this one rarely was faithful to the comic book. Not to sou
Where do I begin with this lovely sexy super vixen's film? Based off the classic D.C. character, this film uses the original version of Supergirl. Where Supergirl a.k.a. Linda Lee (Helen Slater) is Superman's cousin from Krypton, and inheritingly has all the same powers as well. In the movie, Supergirl resides on Argo City, the last surviving city of Krypton. However, as luck would have it, Supergirl is shown an orb that has the power to create almost anything out of thin air. Unfortunately, one of the things she creates causes a major hole into their city that threatens their survival. To make matters worse, the orb somehow falls to Earth, where Selena (Faye Dunaway), a sorceress, tries to use the orb's powers to take over the world. Hell, there's even a pointless love story that involves a guy named Ethan being fought over by Supergirl and Serelena; and Jimmy Olsen makes a cameo too. First of all, I agree with many people that Helen Slater was drop dead sexy and gorgeous as Supergirl
Mean Girls is perhaps one of the most funniest films of last year despite its' mediocrity. The film is about a typically normal, sweet, innocent girl next door type, played by Lindsey Lohan, trying to fit into the status quo of the popular girls in high school. However, in doing so she becomes the class jerk that makes everyone realize that it doesn't matter how popular you are in high school, but everyone is the same. Lindsey was great in the film, and it makes me very happy to know that she's legal because now I can say stuff like how freakin hot she looked in the film. I just wish she did a tasty lingerie scene or perhaps a bikini scene. I know I'm a jerk for mentioning that but at least I'm honest. Lol (Laugh out loud). Seriously, the film's story seemed cliche driven with several stereotypes about high school. You have the naive dumb jocks, the stuck up princesses, the bad asses, and the weird ass rejects from hell. The movie is drenched in cliches gallore, and it features the typ
"Hellboy" makes his debut on the big screen! The film is based off the Dark Horse comic character about a demon from hell, trained by the government to fight the supernatural forces of the Earth. Along with his other two mutant friends, Hellboy fights the forces of hell. The special effects were good as expected, but the story was somewhat mediocre at best. However, "Hellboy" does serve as a palatable film for the family to enjoy.
Although the visuals aren't going to be pushing the envelope of special effects, the visual effects' artists do a pretty good job for the film by animating all the demons and fire perfectly.
Alas, the story, though, is mediocre at best. The film tries to make "Hellboy" into another X-Men film where Hellboy has to protect a world that both hates and fears him, and the love story was never fleshed out. The love story for Hellboy seemed like it was a bit rushed, and viewers never saw how the relationship started.
However, despite this flaw, "Hellboy"
"Finding Neverland" is perhaps one of the most uplifting films of last year. The film is about the famous playwright, J.M. Berry (Johhny Depp), about where he finds his inspiration for creating one of the most famous fairy tales of our time. In the movie, Berry meets Mrs. Davies(Kate Winslet), widowed mother raising four children, in the park and decides to spend more time with them because he likes being around kids. Of course, though, to make things interesting, the film has a child named Peter, whom the film ties a close relationship between him and Berry. However, this film does leave a lot to be desired because it feels as though some things about Berry's life were left out like his marriage problems, for example. Overall, despite its' flaws, "Finding Neverland" is one of the best family films of last year.
Johhny Depp's performance was simply brilliant in this film. If there ever was a guy who could play effeminate male who acts like a child and hangs out with a widow, just to
"Shrek" is perhaps one of the funniest films of all time. The film is essentialty a spoof of modern fairy tales like Cinderella and Snow White, and it throws in an unlikely hero in it, an Ogre named Shrek (Mike Myers) with a donkey (Eddie Murphy) as a sidekick. The story starts out about Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz), from the land of Far Far Away, being locked away in a tower waiting for prince charming to rescue her. Meanwhile, Prince Farquad (Jon Lithgow)wants to become king, but he has to get married in order to do so. However, when Farquad finds out about Fiona, he hires Shrek and donkey to rescue her for him. Along the way, the film offers tons of laughs, and a solid storyline for everyone to enjoy. I was especially impressed with the high level of animation. At one point, some of the backgrounds seemed almost too real like the mud, beer, and how the forests were animated in general. Overall, "Shrek" is a great family film.
Dreamworks reunites the cast along with some newcomers to create a great sequel. The film basically picks up where the last movie left off where Shrek and Fiona are on their honeymoon together, "living happily ever after." However, that happiness is short lived when Fiona takes Shrek to meet her family. Now, I'm pretty sure a lot of married folk can understand how the in-laws can be at times. However, in this film, Fioana's father, the king (Jon Cleese), arranges to have to have Shrek killed by Puss in boots (Antonio Banderas) while fixing it to where Fiona can fall in love with Prince Charming. Oh yeah, with family like that, you don't need any enemies. The level of animation in this film is raised to a whole new level in terms of detail and as expected the actors are in top form. "Shrek 2" is a great sequel that surpasses the original in every way.
The actors in this film do a great job dishing out the laughs. In one scene, it has the audience laughing when Shrek and donkey fight
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
The popular children book series finally makes it's big screen debut. The film is based off the popular Harry Potter book series which tells a story about a young boy, Harry Potter, whom lives in a neglected home, in London, until one day he discovers that he's a son of a great wizard. Upon this discovery, Harry is escorted, by a giant named Hagrid, to Hogwartz Wizard School to learn how to hone his powers. However, all is not well when Harry soon discovers that his parent's murderer is after him, so it's up to Harry and his pals to stop the murderer. To be honest, I wasn't impressed with this film. I'm sure if I was younger, then I would've been totally stoked over this movie. However, that's not to say that this is a bad film to watch. The special effects were good as one would expect but after seeing so many other films redefine the standard of special effects, in movies, like "Independence Day", "Star Wars" prequels, and so on, Harry Potter isn't going to change the standard. The s
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter finally grows up, and I have to say it's about time. When my parents dragged to see this film, I kept running through my mind that this'll be like the last movie which is more of the same. However, to my surprise, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" turned out to be a pretty damn good film. Even though there are still the same cliches, from the last two, of someone trying to kill Harry, and it's up to Harry and his friends to save the day, it does offer a deeper story than that. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" is based off the book of the same name, in which a wizard is falsely accused of murder, so he seeks help from his nephew, Harry Potter. However, Harry doesn't realize that the wizard is his uncle until the end, so he goes on thinking throughout most of the film that the wizard is one of the guys responsible for killing his parents. The special effects for this film were better for this one. Overall, I would say this is the best Harry Potter film I'v
Jamie Foxx gives a performance of a life time in his academy award winning film, "Ray." The movie chronicles the life of legendary musician, Ray Charles Robinson, as he struggles through life with drug addiction and relationship problems while tearing up the charts in jazz/gospel/country. The film's story and direction were good but what really stood out was Jamie's performance. At first, I thought Foxx would ham up this role but after seeing his other film, "Collateral", I thought I give this one a shot, and I'm glad I did. The visuals and music for this film were superb. Overall, "Ray" is one of the best films of 2004.
Taylor Hackford did a great job directing this film as well. Hackford was able to create a great sympathetic story about a man that has made several mistakes in life but was able to overcome it in the end. For example, in one scene, it shows Ray (Jamie Foxx) arguing with one his friends over money after showing up late for band practice. This scene symbolizes how Ra
"Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" is one of the funniest films I've seen last year. The movie is essentially a parody of several sports films about the underdog defying impossible odds. In the film, Vince Vaughn plays an "average joe" who plays a owner of a small gym called Average Joes. However, Ben Stiller comes along with his conglomerate, Global Gym, and threatens to buy out Vince's gym unless he can come up with fifty thousand dollars in a few weeks. As luck would have it though, Vince and his friends join a dodgeball tournament to win the money, but Global Gym enters to try to stop them in their tracks. Ben Stiller is still his comedically funny self without the toilet humor this time (thank god), and Vince manages to remain his usually funny yet slightly sarcastic at times humor alive. Both actors are able to create alot of great chemistry like when they argue in the bar, and Ben just repeats everything Vince says. I couldn't stop laughing histarically while watching it. Howeve
Surprisingly, better than I expected. Without Tim Burton directing this one, I was a bit skeptical. However, Joel Schumacher has come up with a decent film. The movie is based off the dynamic duo from D.C. comics. In the film, Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer) is at a point in his life where he discovers that revenge has consumed his whole life and goes through somewhat of a mid life crisis. Later, Bruce is forced to take on a young ward, Robin/Dick Grayson (Chris O'Donnell) after Dick's family dies at the hands of Two Face/Harvey Dent (Tommy Lee Jones). Meanwhile, Bruce fires a nerdy employee, Edward Nygma/Riddler (Jim Carrey), whom vows revenge at any cost and enlists the aid of Two Face. To be honest, the film did seem a bit too campy at times for my personal tastes, and the characters didn't have the sinister presence of the first two films. However, I do admit the action scenes in this film were a lot more dynamic than in the previous films. This film may not be the as good as the p
The dark knight of D.C. Comics makes his big screen debut as a non campy character. After years of being portrayed as campy character through various saturday morning cartoons and the sixties live action show, Tim Burton finally does the dark knight some justice in portraying him in the way the character was meant to be played. The film is based off the flagship character from D.C. Comics in which a young man seeks vengeance against the criminal underworld after witnessing the death of his parents. The film features such actors as Michael Keaton (Batman/Bruce Wayne), Jack Nicholson (Joker/Jack Napier), and Kim Basinger (Vicki Vale). In the film, Batman is already established for quite sometime, and Burton uses flashbacks to explain his origin. Along the way, Bruce meets a young reporter named Vicki Vale whom he starts a affair with but is conflicted when she finds Bruce is not all he appears to be. Meanwhile, Jack Napier is a mafia hitman desiring more power in the criminal underworld
Batman: The Movie
It's Batman! Based off the cult TV series that was based off the comic book character. Adam West and Burt Ward bring their campy style Batman series to the big screen, and take on such foes as Penguin, Cat Woman, Joker, and Riddler. To be honest, I was never a fan of this show. However, from the few episodes I've seen, it seems to play true to what the series was. It was campy, cliched, and it had those crazy signs like, "whap", "pow", and so on. However, some Batman fans might be turned off by this because it portrays the character in such a campy way. The story seemed rather ridiculous and the acting seemed rather stupid. To be brief, I'll just say if your a fan of the old cult TV show sixties Batman, then knock yourself out. For everyone else, this film is good for a few laughs to make fun of it, but that's all it's good for.
"Batman Returns" is one of the best super hero sequels that I've seen. The film is based off the popular comic book character of the same name. In the movie, Batman (Michael Keaton) is forced to take on a few new enemies. Facing the wrath of a deformed Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny DeVito) whom is bent on being accepted by Gotham City through any means possible. Whether it be running for mayor or through killing all the first born sons of Gotham City. Meanwhile, Batman deals with a complex love/hate relationship with Sylina Kyle/Catwoman (Michelle Pfiefer) whom is transformed into Catwoman after being killed by corrupt billionaire Max Shrek (Christopher Walken). To some fans, this movie may come off as too dark, but I think Burton has given the movie kind of a dark twisted love story to go with the same theme of the last film that makes it worth watching. Michael Keaton was excellent in this role, and the chemistry between him and Pfiefer was superb. And of course, Danny DeVito does
This film just reeks. Based off the popular comic book heroine of D.C. Comics. Warner Brothers has introduced a new Catwoman and completely disregards all of the character's history. I know many comic book fans might get upset about the whole origin changing bit, but I thought the origin seemed kind of cool in the movie. Especially, how they were able to link it to Egyptian cats. Even though, I liked the, "Batman Returns" Catwoman, this one seemed to give the character a bit more of a back story. At least, the film gave a good reason why Catwoman was brought back to life. Instead, of the dark mysterious resurection of "Batman Returns." Plus, Halle Berry looked so hot in that Catwoman outfit. However, what's bad about this movie? Well, everything else. The entire story for this film (except Catwoman's new origin) was just awful. Plus, none of this is helped when you have cliched acting and mediocre special effects. In the film, Felicity Price/Catwoman (Halle Berry) is killed off after s
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is making his big screen debut. As it seems with the success of other super heroe films like "Blade" and "X-Men", it seems only fitting that Marvel's flagship character is set to make his triumphant debut onto the big screen. The movie is based off the popular comic book icon, Spider-Man. The film tells the story of a young Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) whom is described as a outcast and somewhat of a nerd, but he's transformed one day when he's bitten by a genetically altered spider. Thus, giving Peter the powers of a man size spider, and the opportunity and confidence to win the heart of his neighbor, Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst). Whether it meant beating up her boyfriend, Flash Thompson or winning a wrestling match to earn money for a new car. Unfortunately, though, Peter soon learns as his Uncle Ben stated, "With great power, comes great responsibility." Meanwhile, Peter's idol, Norman Osborne (Willem Defoe), is under a lot of pressure to de
Everyone's favorite web head is back for a sequel. Based off the popular comic book; the film takes place a couple of years after the events of the first movie. Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is now living on his own, and he's struggling with his life from his job, school and relationships because of his obligation to be Spider-Man. While yearning to live a normal life, Peter soon discovers that his powers are disappearing as well as his relationships with his best friend, Harry Osborne (Tom Franco), and his love interest, Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst). During the film, Peter goes on a journey of self reflection and learns in order to do what's right, we all have to be willing to give up the things we want the most. Meanwhile, Dr. Otto Octavius/Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina) is hired by OsCorp to find a way to harness uradium using mechanical arms. Unfortunately, the experiment fails and causes Dr. Octavius' body to become permanently fused with six mechanical arms, thus creating Dr. Octopus. U
Damon Wayons and David Allan Grier are here to present the dynamic parody of the original Batman sixties TV series. Featuring the two stars of "In Living Color" and Robin Givens. The film is basically about a nerdy inventor whom seeks revenge against the mafia leader that killed his Grandmother by becoming a poor man's version of Batman. Of course, taking the help of sultry Robin Givens and his sidekicks, Other Guy (David Allan Grier) and J-5, Blankman (Damon Wayons) fights crime using cliched "one-liners" and homemade gadgets made from trash. Granted, this isn't the most witty comedy I've seen, but it does a good job at making fun of all the super hero cliches out there. Its good for a few laughs, and it's not to be taken too seriously. Therefore, if your a big fan of Damon Wayons and David Allan Grier, then knock yourself with this one.
Masters Of The Universe
Does anyone honestly remember the eighties' "He-Man" cartoon? It seemed like only yesterday that me and my friends would watch that show every saturday morning. I'll admit this was one of my favorite films growing up as a kid but looking back at it now, makes me realize how utterly awful this movie is. Based off the classic cartoon show, the film is about the ongoing battle between Skeletor and He-Man over the fate of Eternia. However, at some point in the film, their battle takes them to our universe, on Earth, where the battle between them would undoubtedly decide the fate of both worlds. Featuring a young Courtney Cox and Dolph Lundgren (He-Man). This film just shows how awful Lundgren is as an actor. Every line this guy says sounds too generic, and makes me realize why Slyvester Stallone would give him very little lines in "Rocky IV." As far as the special effects go, they're pretty good. I remember when I first saw this film, it seemed kind of cool that He-Man visited our world. U
Robert Townsend is back on the big screen in his latest super hero film, "The Meteor Man." The film is essentially about a school teacher whom is given super powers after being struck by a meteor. However, a gang, calling themselves the Golden Lords, challenges him for control of a urban Washington neighborhood. The film is pretty much a rip off of Superman, and the acting is just cliched and generic. As for the special effects, they were essentially border line decent. Nothing to raise an eyebrow at but just sufficient enough for the film. However, that's not to say that this film doesn't have its' moments. It can be funny, at times, as well as keep you in suspense. It was funny when Robert tries to use his x-ray vision to see naked women, and when Bill Cosby used his powers to watch his neighbors TV. Plus, the final fight scene was kind of cool. However, the best part of the movie was the quote that stood out for me was Robert's one line, "Everyone relies on the police. They're not p
This looks like a job for "The Incredibles." Disney/Pixar has outdone themselves again in this modern classic. The computer animation and the sound effects were just amazing. Creating a non-stop thrill ride of super cool. Pixar's newest incarnation tells the story of a legendary super heroe, Mr. Incredible a.k.a. Bob Parr, whom is forced to retire after saving a guy, who attempted to commit suicide and sued Mr. Incredible for saving him. This causes a chain reaction of other frivalous law suits against super heroes, and the government is forced to relocate supers and forbid them from using their powers. Years later, Bob has now settled down in the suburbs with his wife, Helen, whom was a legendary super in her own right as Elasti-Girl. They have three kids named Jack-Jack, Violet and Dash; each with their own unique abilities. Bob struggles with his mediocre average life working for an insurance company while his kid's struggle to hide their powers and try to fit in. However, Mr. Incre
M. Night Shyamalan is back for another great film. The film is about an average man, David Dunn (Bruce Willis), who becomes the sole survivor of a terrible train crash-with no scratches or injuries. He later meets a mysterious stranger, Elijah Price (Samuel L. Jackson). Elijah believes comic book heroes walk the earth, and his obsession with David changes David's life forever. Shyamalan's direction was just excellent in this film by using a dark tone while grounding this one in a real world like environment. This film doesn't need any flashy fight scenes nor cool costumes, but it has something much more to offer, substance. Almost making these characters seem more like real people. Bruce and Jackson were just great together. "Unbreakable" is one of the best films I've seen.
Shyamalan sets a great tone for the film. Using a real world like environment, thus making these characters seem almost real.
Bruce and Jackson's chemistry together was great. In scenes like when David talks
This is the best Batman movie I've ever seen. Unlike Burton's dark gothic tone or the light campy touch of Schumacher, Chris Nolan uses a gritty dark realistic approach to the dark knight. This approach works very well for the protagonist because it allows the movie to stay true to the dark history of the comic book, and it takes it to another level; making the characters seem real. Christian Bale was just excellent as Batman/Bruce Wayne; surpassing even Clooney, Kilmer and even Keaton. I know many people would still argue that Michael Keaton was the best Batman, but he's not able to play both sides like Bale could in "Batman Begins." In the first two films, Burton never fleshed out too much of the Bruce Wayne persona, and it used only used brief flashbacks to explain the character. Val Kilmer, had all the charisma to be a great Bruce Wayne, but he came off as a bit too soft when he was in the Bat suit. As for Clooney, well...at least he tried despite a horrific script. Christian Bale
Ang Lee brings his unique take on "The Incredible Hulk" to the big screen. The movie is based off the popular Marvel Comic book, about a man that's turned into a monster after being hit with gamma radiation. In the movie, Bruce Banner (Eric Bana) is exposed to chemicals his father put in him as a kid and triggered by a gamma ray accident which inevitably cause him to turn into the Hulk whenever he gets mad. However, the military tries to capture the Hulk, but they prove unsuccessful while Bruce tries to maintain his relationship with his girl friend, Betty Ross (Jennifer Connelly) even though her father is the one chasing him. Many fans of the TV show, might not like this film because of the computer animated Hulk, but what they fail to realize is that series was not faithful to the comic book like this one. Don't get me wrong. This film isn't entirely accurate either, but it's more faithful to the series than the TV show ever was. In the comic books, if Hulk got really pissed, then he
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The final chapter in this epic saga has finally come to a climatic end. The movie is based off Tolkien's last book of his "Lord of the Rings" trilogy of novels; "Return of the King." The film picks up where "Two Towers" leaves off with Frodo and Sam being guided by the mischievious Golem to Mordor to destroy the ring while Aragorn is helping the last remaining men in the world to fight Sauron's forces. Peter Jackson creates the perfect tone of good versus evil throughout the film while displaying a lot of powerful themes like never giving up when all hope seems lost and accepting responsibility when the time is needed. However, it doesn't hurt the movie when you have great performances by Elijah Wood, Sir Ian McKellan, Viggo Mortensen, and of course Sean Astin. "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy is by far one of the best movie series in film history, and it's certainly the best sci-fi movie series (sorry George Lucas).
The storyline in this film is what really stood out because of the
Far From Heaven
"Far From Heaven" is perhaps one of the finest masterpieces ever assembled on the big screen. The story is set back in the 1950's with a mother, Cathy Whittaker played by Julianne Moore, that seems to have the perfect family life. However, things aren't as perfect as they seem as she soon discovers frequent and shocking turn of events that cause her life to almost become utterly destroyed. Todd Haynes brilliant homage to classic 1950's dramas work perfectly for this film by elaborating the emotions and struggle of the character's themselves. I loved how Todd used the stereotype of modern 1950's families and completely shattered it with modern and controversial themes like homosexuality and interracial courtship. Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid deliver probably the best acting jobs ever to grace the big screen. However, the story is the greatest aspect of this film. As you'll become completely engulfed by the powerful themes of this film. Julianne Moore plays a mother, Cathy Whittaker,
America's favorite group of super heroes makes their big screen debut. The movie is based off the popular comic book series, in which a group of mutants protect the world that both hates and fears them. Meanwhile, a mutant named Magneto (Ian McKellan) tries to take over the world with his band of rogue mutants. Plus, Wolverine is caught in the middle with no recollection of his past. Bryan Singer does a great job at capturing the heart of the series. However, the film suffers from having too many characters, so the story is never able to build up a lot of the character's relationships with each other with the exception of Wolverine/Logan (Hugh Jackman). As it seems, any character(s) that has nothing to do with Wolverine in the film are mostly there to take up space. The CGI is good as well as the costume for the characters. I was glad to see Bryan decided to make the costumes a bit more realistic, and it helped make the characters more believable. Basically, "X-Men" may not be as stron
One of America's most popular yet controversial comic characters comes to the big screen. Based off Todd McFarlane's comic of the same name, it tells a story of man, Al Simmons (Michael Jai White), who works as a government assassin, but he's killed in action and sent to hell, where he's recruited to be the new Spawn that leads Malbulga's (otherwise Satan) army in the epic battle between heaven and hell. Being watched by Clown/Violator (John Leguizamo), Spawn is forced to make a decision about his fate in the afterlife. Meanwhile, Al finds out that his wife married his best friend after he died. I know many fans could argue about the limited budget this film had for its' unsuccessful debut, but quite frankly it could've been a whole lot better. Heck, if the "Blair Witch Project" used only three thousand dollars and turn out to be a damn good film, then there's no excuse for this film, "Spawn." Even the Lord of the Rings series used seventy million dollars, for each movie, and those fil
Been Feeling A Little "blue"
Lord knows I have the name for it. I have been down abit. Mostly tired trying to take care of my oldest daughter and my grandbaby, they are living with me and my husband. She left her abusive drug using Husband and has a restraining order out on him. I did not want her to marry him in the first place he is 18 years older then her and very immature. He would hit on her smack her around shove her into walls and he even did this stuff when she was pregnate with their baby. He didn't give a damn, about my Baby girl. I am trying to help her, she is very depressed, not from missing him just from a lack of her meds, and she has had depression sence she was 16 so I mostly take care of the whole family at home while my Husband works. I clean, cook, and wash clothes, and take care of the baby more then her. She set's on the couch like a out of work zombie. I want to cry so hard, I am still trying to over come the Death of my Momma, I miss her so much, she would help me in this situation on advic
X2: X-men United
America's favorite group of outcasts are back for a sequel. Picking up where the last film left off, Wolverine is back from trying to find out a bit more about his mysterious past while the X-Men are forced into hiding because of a new nemesis, Stryker. Stryker is a human who believes that all mutants are a threat to humanity and wants them all to eliminated. Magneto is still contained in his plastic prison until he manages to escape, and he's forced to team up with the X-Men to confront this new nemesis. Meanwhile, Jean Grey's powers are growing and Wolverine seems to have a strange connection with Stryker. Unfortunately, this film falls into the same trap as the first one which it features too many characters. Also, any character that has no association with Wolverine or Rogue is just there for space. Even with Storm's bigger role (supposedly), it seemed liked her scenes were rather unnecessary. However, for every X-Men fan out there, the fight choreography is a lot better (especiall
Ill Sing This Song To You :d
down at the workshop all the elfs are makeing toys for the good gentle girls and teh good gentle boys then the boss jumped in and scared them half to death had a malcom in his had and cheap whisky in his breath from his head to his boots he was covered in ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled ranbow and he smiled and he said witha twinkle in his eye merry crismas to all now ur all gona die the night santa went crazy the night saint nick went insane relized hed been gettin the wrong deal somethin finnally musta snaped in his brain well teh workshop was gone now he decided to bomb it everywhere ull find peices of cupet and comet n he tied up his helpers and he held teh elfs hostage n he gruond up poor ruodlf into reindeer sausage he got dancer adn prancer witha old germin louger n he slashed up dasher just like freddy kouger n he picked up a flame throwa and he bbqed blitzen n he took a big bite and said it tastes jsut like chicken the night santa went crazy the night saint nick went ins
Marvel's newest incarnation hits the big screen. Based off the classic Daredevil comic books. The film is essentially an origin story about a young boy whom is blinded by a batch of chemical but is given sonar vision (like a bat). Unfortunately, after the accident, Daredevil/Matt Murdock's (Ben Afleck) father is killed by vicious mafia leaders. Thus causing Matt to devote his life to fighting injustice as Daredevil. Along the way fighting the sultry Elecktra (Jennifer Gardner), his arch nemesis Kigpin (Michael Clark Duncan)and Bullseye. Aside from the action sequences and Bullseye, it seems like the film is basically a rip off of "Batman Returns." Copying the love story of two characters with similar situations becoming attracted to each other, but having to fight each other due to difficult circumstances. However, this one isn't as good. Ben and Jennifer both overact in the film, and the way the story is setup is cliched. Plus, a mediocre script doesn't help either. I know he's "the m
It's A Wonderful Life
Frank Cappra's film, about the human spirit and the importance of everyman's worth, is one of the most inspirational films I've ever seen. The story is about a man, George Bailey (James Stewart), whom runs the loan agency, his father owned, his whole life. However, in doing so, this causes George to have to give up his dreams on countless occasions to see the world. Meanwhile, George's rival, Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore), plans on putting him out of business when he steals Bailey's money. As luck would have it, George contemplates commiting suicide after his money is stolen but is stopped when a guardian angel, Clarence Oddbody (Henry Travers), steps in. Clarence, an angel trying to earn his wings, shows George what life would be like if he was never born, and how his life was not wasted in vain. I remember when I first saw this film, I almost cried. Don't get me wrong, I hardly ever cry while watching movies, but this film embodies everything positive about life that it'll warm the h
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Tim Burton brings his gothic touch to the big screen for the holidays. The film is about Jack Skellington a.k.a. "The Pumpkin King", whom runs halloween town. Unsatisfied with his success of running halloween every year, he decides to take a crack at another holiday to spice things up. When he visits Christmas Town by accident, Jack decides that he could run the holiday far better. Kidnapping old saint nick, but things go astray when Jack discovers that running x-mas is easier said than done. Jack's nemesis, Boogey, takes Santa from Jack, and it's up to Jack to set things right when his girlfriend convinces him of his errors. I'll admit this film isn't your typical run of the mill holiday classic, but it's definitely one of the most unique films I've ever seen. Plus, the visuals are just mind boggling. Definitely, a great film to watch for the holidays.
Burton's dark gothic tone for the film shouldn't be too disturbing or scary to younger viewers. Burton uses a light tongue in cheek
The Griswalds are back on vacation. Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid and Chevy Chase are back to reprise their roles, in another National Lampoon Vacation film. The movie is about the Griswalds going on vacation for the holidays. Unfortunately, though, Clark (Chevy Chase) encounters a series of unfortunate events from not getting his Christmas bonus, in-laws, obnoxious cousins, a squirel, and almost going to jail with his entire family. Folks have got to love those kind of Kodak moments. The film is pretty much more of the same. Chevy Chase is still the typical normal "father figure" in the begining, but is driven to the point of histarical insanity. And of course, Randy Quaid still plays the same hillarious free-loading moron that we all came to love in the first Vacation film. Despite dishing out the same type of cliched humor of the previous films, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" should still make just about anyone chuckle for the holiday season.
A Christmas Story
Bob Clark, "Porky's" director, takes on another film for the holidays. Based off the memoirs of Jean Shepherd and whom narrates the movie as well. The film focuses on a young boy named Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) whom is obsessed with the notion of getting a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas. However, his mother is opposed to the idea by saying he'll shoot his eye out. Ralphie unsuccessfully gets the aid of Santa Claus and his teacher while being harassed by a couple of bullies and almost getting caught in a feud between his parents over a lamp. I remember watching this film as a kid every Christmas morning, I used to laugh histarically. Featuring such scenes as when a kid gets his tongue stuck to a pole, and when Ralphie sees Santa will make any fan laugh until they drop. Unfortunately, though, the film does come off as a bit cheesy at times, and it can be cliched. Recently, though, I think Shepherd's story served as a light satire for the holidays. Ralphie's obsession with a Red Rider B
Jingle All The Way
It's movie time! Arnold Schwarzenneger, Phil Hartman, Martin Mull, and Sinbad are here to festivate the holidays. "Jingle All the Way" is about a neglectful workaholic father, Howard played by Arnold, trying to buy his son the most popular toy of the holiday season, a "Turbo Man" doll. Unfortunately, waiting until the last minute, Howard is forced to search all over town for the perfect toy from fighting a crowded mall, trouble with the police, Santa cronies, to having to dress up as the "Turbo Man" figure himself. However, facing stiff competition for the toy from a disgruntle mailman, played by Sinbad, and his neighbor, Ted (Phil Hartman), whom has his sights on Howard's wife. The special effects were palatable, but everything else seemed a bit cliched and overdone. As usual it has all the holiday cliches, and it does seem to go a bit overboard with parade scene where Sinbad and Arnold duke it out for the doll. However, the film is still pretty funny that should keep any family enter
To infinity and beyond! Pixar and Disney work together to create the world's first, and one of the best computer animated films of all time. The level of animation in this film is just mind boggling. Featuring the voices the of Tom Hanks (Woody) and Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear). The movie is about a toy, Woody, whom becomes jealous of another new toy, Buzz Lightyear, that his owner gets for holidays. However, through a series of odd circumstances causes Buzz to get lost, and it's up to Woody to bring him home safely. "Toy Story" is one of the best animated films I've ever seen.
The level of animation in this film is definitely ahead of its' time. I remember when I first saw this movie, I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. Heck, all the famous toys that most of us have known and loved over the years are done well in this film from Mr. Potato Head to those plastic army guys. As it seems, Pixar/Disney has spared no expense in crafting such a masterpiece. "Toy Story" is a visual master
Akira Kurasawa's action/comedy "Yojimbo" is one of the best action films ever made. "Yojimbo" is about a lone masterless samurai mercenary, Sanjuro (Toshiro Mifune), whom walks into a town filled with corruption and violence, as two rival gangs battle for control of the city. After a brief show of his skills, Sanjuro offers his help to the highest bidder, thus basically toying with them to get the best deal. However, his real scheme is to try to trick both sides, so they can wipe each other out. Unfortunately, though, Sanjuro's plans change as he also has to face another cunning mercenary, Unosuke (Tatsuya Nakadai), whom carries a modern weapon to take out his opponents; a gun. Faced with dismountable odds in numbers and advanced weaponry, Sanjuro displays moves if the audience were to blink, then they would miss the entire thing. Unlike Kurasawa's other films, which tell a deep story about the darkness of human nature with sentimental ties to humanity such as "Rashomon" and "Ran." Aki
So this is my friday and what a heck of a day it was!! Tomorrow is my saturday and it's my one day off this week, grrrrrr...silly me for saying :"Sure I'll work" lol Ok I'm going to whine a little bit, if you don't like it leave now...I have a seminar to go to tomorrow also, who the heck goes to a seminar on a sunday??? Me that's who, so I don't even get my one day off all to myself...poor lil me....sigh ok I've finished whining now I think. Thanks for being there. I don't really have anything much to say at the moment. Worked all week, feeling burnt out and tired so there's no deep or interesting thoughts in my head at the moment...it's all just poor me...lol oops, I told you I was through whining didn't I? Hope you all had a good weekend...drop by and say hi sometime!!!
>>>>> (true Story) I Love It!!!
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George s
Sex Rocks!!! Well..we Knew That But Heres Even More Reason..lol
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
My Babii Went To Jail
My Babii Went to jail last night && I am soOo Upset I miss him like crazyy!!! I hope he gets out soon:((
Hold Your Loved Ones Close Today!!!
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss, and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time, I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I Love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time, I would be there to share your day,
well, I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there's always tomorrow, to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance to make everything just right.
There will always be another day, to say "I Love you", and certainly there's another chance to say "Anything I can do?"
But just in case
Sex And Your Name (it Seems To Run True!!!)
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think?
(Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!)
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising the qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and di
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The Birth Of A Nation
"The Birth of a Nation" is perhaps one of the most controversial films that I've seen. The film is directed by legendary director D.W. Griffith in which he depicts the "Civil War" and the "Reconstruction era" in America through the eyes of two families, the Stonemans, from the North, and the Camerons, from the South. When the Civil War happens between the Union and the Confederacy, the two families side with their perspected regions. Stonemans side with the Union while the Camerons side with the Confederacy. After the war, Ben Cameron (Henry B. Walthall) is disheartened when he sees the South get overturn and ruled by the former slaves and carpetbaggers, so he organizes the several Southerners to form the Ku Klux Klan to help liberate the South. As for Ben's sister, Flora (Mae Marsh), she commits suicide trying to get away from the lustful advances of a renegade slave, Gus (Walter Long), so the Klan declares war on the Northern controlled government to inevitably restore order to the S
May Never See Tomorrow...
I may never see tomorrow; there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday belong to history,
I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the past,
I have just the present moment, I must treat it as my last,
I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away,
and be lost to me forever as part of yesterday,
I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to their feet,
Be a friend unto the friendless, make an empty life complete,
The unkind things I do today may never be undone,
And friendships that I fail to win may nevermore be won,
I may not have another chance on bended knee to pray,
And thank God with humble heart for giving me this day.
_Mr Rush_in bulletin posted here as well
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Attention, ladies and gentlemen. I have an urgent breaking news bulletin that'll shock the very fabric of our world. "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" has been known throughout the 2004 year to have people die and busting a gut laughing. Despite a cliched ridden plot and cheesy acting, somehow Will Ferrel along with an all star cast of comedians such as Tim Robbins, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jack Black, Christina Applegate, and many others have managed to infect America with non-stop humor. Accomplice Adam McKay, the director, helped Will Ferrel write a script that could only be described as estrangely funny. In more breaking news on the matter, in one brief scene where several news journalists confronted each in what can only be called a news worthy blood bath of humor, caused several audience members to bust a gut laughing. For all viewers out there be warned, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is armed and extremely humorous. With graphic displays of bear fights, an anim
Men In Black
They walk among us while protecting us from intergalactic threats while helping aliens live peacefully yet unnoticed on Earth. They're organization doesn't officially exist; they're the "Men in Black." Berry Sonnenfeld, Will Smith (J a.k.a. James Edwards), and Tommy Lee Jones (K) are a dynamite team of comedy that'll keep audiences on the edge of their seat with plenty of thrills, action, and just plain fun to watch. The film is based off an old Marvel Comic book in which tells the story of a secret government organization that maintains order of alien activity on Earth without the public knowing about it. In the film, Will Smith plays a NYPD officer who accidentally stumbles onto an alien operation that could potentially put the entire planet in danger. After witnessing the young man's athletic ability as he chased down an alien renegade, K tries to recruit James into the organization. Being erased of all his identification, James becomes known as Agent J. Meanwhile, the alien threat
Men In Black Ii
MIB is back to save the universe while Hollywood tries to milk out another money making franchise. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back for this blockbuster sequel. Based off an old Marvel Comic book, the movie is about how Agent J (Will Smith) must find the "Light of Zartha" before an evil creature named Serleena (Lara Flyn Boyle), a shape shifting alien, does along with her cohort, a two headed alien played by "Jackass" star, Johnny Knoxville. Meanwhile, former Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones), lives a simple and peaceful life as a divorced mailman with no recollection of his experience working for MIB. Unfortunately, for Agent J, the only person whom knows where the light is happens to be Agent K. Therefore, in a bit of a role reversal, Agent J goes out and tries to recruit Agent K while restoring his memories in the process, so they can save the world one more time. Along the way, Agent J falls in love with Laura (Rosario Dawson), whom might hold the key to the fate of the entire unive
"Rashomon" is dark and tragic exploration on the human perspective and the weakness of humanity. In what starts out as another rainy day, a priest (Minoru Chiaki), a wood cutter (Takashi Shimura) and a commoner (Kichijiro Ueda) are gathered under an old shrine to keep away from the rain. However, when the commoner sees how shaken up the wood cutter and priest are, he can't help but ask them what has them in such a shiver. It's then the viewer is told a dark story about a noble samurai, Takehiro (Masayuki Mori), escorting his wife, Masago (Machiko Kyo), through the woods until they run into a notorious bandit, Tajomaru (Toshiro Mifune). Tajomaru sees the young and beautiful Masago and decides to kill Takehiro to get her. In a sequence of events, their meeting ends with the death of Takehiro. However, the story doesn't end there. In what follows, the viewers are treated to four different perspectives on how it happened with each story having its' own variation of the truth. Exposing huma
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
A timeless fairy tale that has captured the hearts of many, and creating a new generation of animated films that would follow in its' foot steps. "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" was the first full length animated film, and was the first to one to win an Academy Award (for technical achievement). This film along with the creation of many other memorable Disney characters, created one of America's biggest franchises. Although the story is rather simplistic and obviously dated by today's standards, it's important to remember this film's historical significance. Without this film, modern classics like "The Incredibles", "Princess Mononoke" and many others wouldn't exist. The film is based off the fairy tale of a young princess, Snow White, whom is forced into hiding because of her evil step-mother, the queen. The queen wants to be the "fairest of them all." Tragically, as the queen discovers through her magic mirror, she finds that Snow White is "fairer", so she orders to have her killed
The Da Vinci Code
One of the most controversial stories ever told comes to the big screen. Based off the popular novel by Dan Brown, "The Da Vinci Code" tells the story of a famous symbologist, Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks), whom is called over by French police to help investigate a crime scene, at the Paris Louvre Museum. Tragically, though, one of the museum's leading curators is found dead with strange symbols carved on his body and around the area where he died. It's then, Robert meets a young cryptographer, Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), whom might hold the key to this mystery. However, as luck would have it, Robert soon finds out that this crime scene was used to set him up, as part of a huge conspiracy of humanity's biggest cover up. From here, Robert and Sophie discover various clues inside Leonardo Da Vinci's paintings that could hold the key to unlocking the mystery and about our messiah, Jesus Christ, himself. To be honest, I never read the book nor heard of it before the film came out. However,
These Are Hilarious...atleast I Think So..
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark Mac Don ald, San Antonio , TX .
2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg , Manitoba , Canada
4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he
Sitting In The Dark Thinking Of You
i should be in bed, but i keep waking up. my eyes close for awhile and i start to fall, but i never quite make it. and if i do fall asleep i wake up minutes later...it's starting to bug me. so i climb out of bed and here i am, fluffy hair and all. fuck... i'm lonely tonight. i know if i just had someone to cuddle up to i'd be in dreamland by now. and yeah...i am married, but that's a topic i'd rather not discuss. i think i'm gonna go crawl back in bed and listen to a friendly voice til i fall asleep. sweet dreams.
To Fall Again
looking softly into his eyes, she whispered that she loved him. giving a sigh he quietly said "i see." it wasn't the response she had hoped for, but perhaps it was better then being lied to. if she can't have his heart, atleast he's given up his body. at least she can pretend he has feelings, though even with her pleas he refused to pretend he did. "just act like i'm your ex." she had said, but that was too much for him.
he could let her have his body, and forsaken his love enough to let her taste him on her lips, but lying about his emotions to the extent to pretend to be in love was something he could never do. life may never be happy for him again if he refuses to lie to himself about his emotions, but they were the only real thing that remained. every day he would fall, and try to be somebody else, but in the end it always returned.
laying her head on his chest, she pretended that he felt the way she did not realizing how uncomftorable and awkward he felt inside. all of his t
Poker ...hehehe Funny Shit!!!
Little johnny comes home from scool one day. he sees his grandpearnts having rough sex on the living room sofa. he sees his grandfather pounding into his grandmother, he hears his grandmothers crysof glee and exticy, and yells "GRANDPA< GRANDPA, what are ya doin to grandma?"
His grandfather stops and looks at little johnny, and says,"well Johnny I am playin poker and your grandma well she is my wild card."
Apon hearing this and seeing the smile on his grandmothers face lets it go at that, and heads upstairs to do his home work.
The next day Johnny comes home from school and heads into the kitchen to make a sandwhich. when he walks into the kitchen he sees his dad just fuckin the shit out of his mom as she is bent over grabing her ankles, moaning and welling in sure delight. Again Johnny crys out "Dad, dad what are you doin to mommy"?
His father stops looks at johnny and says, "Well son I am playin poker and your mom well she's my wildcard. with that johnny says "ok" and heads up to
The Daily Rant- The Blissful Ignorance Of A Republican
For those who are new to my blogs, I usually like to write about movie reviews and poetry, but I decided to do something different today. I decided to open up the daily rant. It's basically a journal where I vent out my frustration on certain issues for all to read. I'm not trying to offend anyone or anything, like I said this is just a daily rant that I open up to rant about the things that piss me off. Your more than welcome to disagree with me and comment about it, but it won't change my opinion. Today's rant is about the ignorance of Republicans blindly following an idiot for a president. George Bush has taken us to have the highest debt ever recorded in U.S. history, yet republicans argue that it was all clinton and carter's fault for the debt. I'm not genius here, but isn't that blind ignorance because if memory serves me correctly, for the last twenty five years or so, republicans were in office mostly. Does the name Reagan, George H. Bush and George W. Bush ring any bel
What Rock Band Are You?(with Pics.!)
Take the quiz: What Rock Band Are You?(with pics.!)My Chemical RomanceYou are My Chemical Romance! A great band. Gerard is awesome!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
The Daily Rant- The Five Stooges Of Sports
For those that are unfamiliar with my blogs, let me explain, the daily rant is basically a journal where I mouth off about the things that piss me off. I'm not posting these to piss anyone off, so I'm sorry if I do in advance. Your more than welcome to comment about my opinion, but it won't affect mine though. Today's topic is the five biggest dumbasses in sports today. First, I got to say something about Terrel Owens, Wide Receiver for the Dallas Cowboys, who seems like the biggest bitch among athletes. He had a perfect thing going in Philadelphia until he fucked it up with his damn money demands. Why do these athletes whine and bitch about money especially when most of us would love to make even the minimum in their collective sport? If you want more money, then do it behind the scenes. Or you can just shut the fuck up and play the damn game. I know many Cowboy fans will not like this blog because of what I said, but they'll soon agree with me once TO decides, during the sec
The Daily Rant-dr. Clueless Or How I Come To Buy Into The Hollywood Romance Bullshit Scenario
To be honest, I have not freaking idea, why I chose this title. I know part of it was pay homage to the classic film, "Dr. Strangelove or How I learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb." Wait a sec..now I remember why, but I think I'll tell you at the end. Anyway, I know I haven't posted any movie reviews thus far in a while, but I decided to post one more rant before we get started here again. For those that aren't familiar with "the Daily Rant", it's basically a journal that I leave open for anyone to read where I just rant about stuff that tick me off. Why you may ask? I have no freakin idea, I guess a part of me wants people to know my opinions. You see in real life, I like to supress things, so it's hard for me to have a normal relationship with people because I can never tell them my actual opinions or how I feel. Even when I see a girl that's interested in me, I have trouble trying to talk to her like most normal guys would. Don't get me wrong, I have been with a cou
Which Rock Star Are You
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A man escapes from prison where he has spent the past 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While the convict is rummaging through cabinets and drawers the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck! If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
His wife takes a deep breath and responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me
After appearing in several TV shows like "Superboy", "Lois and Clark", and "Smallville", Superman returns to where he belongs. Bryan Singer pays homage to the classic Richard Donner's films by using many of the same themes that made the first two movies a classic. Even going as far as to use the original theme music and spliced video images of the late Marlon Brando, as Superman's father, Jor-El. Kevin Spacey completely masters the role of playing Lex Luthor perfectly. Bringing a darker yet twisted sense of humor to the character, that was absent in previous Superman adaptations. Clark Kent is still the same loveable bumbling oaf as we come to love, and Brandon does a palatable job portraying the Man of Steel. Altogether on the surface, Superman has all the makings to be this summer's biggest blockbuster with a marketable character and a lot of hype, but it does fall a bit short though. Don't get me wrong, I thought Singer's approach to turning this film into a continuation as apposed
While others merely use film noir in movies, Kurasawa uses it to perfection. Set in post WWII Japan, the film is about a young Japanese detective, Murakami (Toshiro Mifune) whom on one hot summer day gets his gun stolen by a pickpocket. Rather than facing the shame of reporting his gun stolen, he decides to investigate on who took it. Aided by a seasoned veteran detective, Sato (Takashi Shimura), they discover a criminal underworld in which the young detective's gun was sold and used to commit several crimes, including murder. Such events cause Murakami to become obsessed with finding the gun and the murderer. However as we get deeper into the movie, the audience is able to see how this investigation turns out to a deep look into Murakami's own criminal ambitions. Kurasawa proves once again that he's the master at film making as he's able to tell a story about a man searching for a criminal that shares many of his own qualities, but with different choices leading them down to different
X-men: The Last Stand
Quite possibly, one of the most overhyped films I've ever seen. In this final conclusion to the "X-Men" trilogy, the film franchise goes out in the way all other super hero films go out as their franchise comes to an end. The movie is about how the government comes up with a special cure to rid mutants of their powers. Not a bad premise to start the movie as this brings up several philisophical questions about what it means to be a mutant. Plus, throw in the Dark Phoenix for good measure, and you have a pretty good premise to leap from. Unfortunately, here lies the problem, the movie is only about ninety minutes long, yet it's mostly filled with nothing more than fight scenes. Hardly, any story or characters were fully developed as it seems all the promising plot points, in the beggining, seem to fade as Brett tries to put as many mutants and fighting in the movie as humanly possible. While the theme of the film just feels a tad weak. They introduce a goddess like Phoenix, whom could d
Which Album Of H.i.m. Are You?
Take the quiz: Which album of H.I.M. are you?Razorblade Romanceyou are sweet and you choose the color pink for everything.you want to escape from this world to another that will understand youQuizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Fantastic Four (2005)
America's favorite family of super heroes are here to battle for truth, justice, and all the fame that comes with it. Based off the popular comic book by Marvel, the movie is about five atronauts that are sent into deep space. As luck would have it, some kind of cosmic storm hits their space station, and thus granting them each their own unique abilities. However, one of the astronauts and multi-billionaire, Victor Von Doom a.k.a. Doctor Doom (Julian McMahon), who decides to use his powers for evil. Meanwhile, Reed Richards (Ioan Grufford) and the gang slowly research their newly acquired abilities and a possible cure. While others are enjoying this new found power like Johnny Storm a.k.a. The Human Torch (Chris Evans), some are misreable as it deforms their appearance like Ben Grimm a.k.a. The Thing (Michael Chiklis). As I watched this movie, it seemed like it was more Seinfeld meets the X-Men. Not to say it wasn't fun to see The Thing and Johnny fight like brothers throughout most of
Daily Rant- Tour De Farce
Oh great another cheater on our hands. It was bad enough when it all mostly assholes like Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and practically every other fucking moron that could swing a bat. Then the entire Carolina Panthers were accused of the Whizzinator usage. Don't ask me to explain what the Whizzinator is because trust me, you don't want to know. And now this guy, who's name isn't even worth mentioning because he's already garnered so much hype that isn't deserved. Gets attention for winning the Tour de France, after Lance Armstrong's reign, to make possibly one of the most spectacular victories of all time. However, it's shorlived as it is later discovered that he's no more than a fraud and perhaps an idiot. I mean what moron comes up with eight different explanations for something. I mean pick a fucking excuse and live with the shit. I mean sure Barry Bond's line, "I unknowingly put steroids into my body", is lame, but at least he's consistant with it. This new Tou
What Afi Band Member Are You???
Take the quiz: What AFI band member are you???Davey HavocYou are the leader of the group you have a great voice and you are hot.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Whatever happened to the old Disney Classics like "Bambi", "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" or "Cinderella?" Or even the modern classics like "Tarzan", "The Little Mermaid", "Lion King" and "Beauty and the Beast?" As it seems since Disney created "Tarzan", the company has slowly lost its' knack for storytelling. No longer the collosal giant that could capture the imagination of adults and children alike, without the aid of a certain Pixar company. No, as it seems, Disney has proven with this film, that it is nothing without Pixar. Indeed, whatever happened to memorable songs like, "Be our guest" or "A whole new world", they are now replaced by the Spice Girls song, "If you want to be my lover..." Yeah, they've gotten that bad. The mighty have fallen. "Chicken Little" is basically an extended version of the classic kids story, where a baby chicken starts to think the sky is falling when an acorn hits him in the head. However, as luck would have it, it turns out to a bunch of aliens on
Im A Saint?!?!?! Roflmao...thats Gotta Be The Funniest Thing Ive Heard In A Ling Time!
The eSPIN Personality Test
You can't be a better person than a saint. You're selfless, sweet, and we wouldn't be surprised if you could perform a miracle or two.
Of all the personality types on this test, yours is by far the most respectable. We mean, how couldn't everyone love you?
Just remember, though - as nice as it is to help other people, sometimes you gotta help yourself a little, too. Don't be afraid to a little selfish every now and then. Seriously! We give you permission.
11% (5,576) other adults are also Saint
193,412 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Cucumber
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The eSPIN Personality Test
MY RESULT: Saint
You can't be a better person than a saint. You're selfless,
What Member Of H.i.m. Are You Most Like?
Take the quiz: WHat member of H.I.M. are you most like?Ville ValoYou're just like Ville!! what can i say?? Ville Valo rules!!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
For My Husband
You know its funny we fight all the time and sometimes I just want to strangle him but now that things are becoming so real about his surgery I find myself needing to take the time to go somewhere alone and cry. Realizing how scared that I really am that I could lose him. I feel alot of regrets cause I know that there are things I should say to him but just dont know how. But I know that is what is gonna kick me in the butt later. I am scared that God will take him just as he took my angel. And I know that he will have a path that my life is supposed to take but I just dont think I would know how to teach my little boy how to stand up and pee or if I could run off all the boys that I know will be knocking at my door for my little girls thats something a daddy should do. It does not seem fair that I have to do it alone. I have been doing alot of thinking about weither or not my family will make it through all of this. What if God does decide to take my husband away will I have t
Me??? A Dream Girl?!?!? Hua?
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
RESULT: Dream Girl
You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have.
You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)
47% (19,815) other adults are also Dream Girl
164,347 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Dream Girl, just like you.
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What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
MY RESULT: Dream Girl
You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positi
Im Intellectual Sexy? How Bout You?
Which Sexy Are You?
RESULT: Intellectual Sexy
You’ve got that smooth, mature kind of sexiness that does really well at Sudoku conventions or just about anywhere.
You’ve got a bit of the Geek in you, which you stealthily use to your advantage. After all, there’s nothing sexier than being smart about what you want and going after it. You have the potential to wow ‘em with your choice words and profound insight. Just be sure to find a suitable balance between confidence and kindness. Have courage to speak your mind, but don’t forget about giving all your honeys all the love and attention they deserve. (After all, they were smart enough to go for you.)
7% (5,162) other adults are also Intellectual Sexy
265,882 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Classic Sexy
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Which Sexy Are You?
"What the hell is that? Spaceballs...Oh ****, there goes the planet." In this film, Mel pretty much takes a shot at a lot of sci fi stereotypes. Featuring an all star cast of Bill Pullman, Rick Moranis, Mel Brooks, John Candy, Joan Rivers and many others. The film is basically about how Planet Spaceball tries to kidnap Princess Vespa, for ransom, so they can acquire the code to Planet Druidia's ozone. Thus, allowing Planet Spaceball to steal all of Druidia's air supply for themselves. However, the king of Druidia hires Lone Star (Bill Pullman) along with his trusty sidekick, Barf (John Candy), to save the princess. Unfortunately, encountering Planet Spaceball's nefarious President Scrube (Mel Brooks) and its' evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis). Indeed, Mel continues to prove why he's one of the masters of creating parodies. With so many outragious scenes, you'll swear that this one of funniest movies out there. In one scene, Dark Helmet captures Lone Star's stunt double that'll have you l
Which Panic! At The Disco Song Are You?
Take the quiz: Which Panic! At The Disco Song Are You?Lying is More Fun For Girls ThanMY FAV SONG!! this song rocks bcuz it takes about sexxxxxxx.. if u are this song u probaly like it hahahaQuizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Im A Truth Teller ; But Are Your Pants On Fire?
Are Your Pants On Fire?
RESULT: Total Truth-Teller
Why lie? You’ve got nothing to hide. Honesty is your policy, and you’re not afraid if everyone knows the truth – no matter how awkward or embarrassing it might be.
Jess, from Girl, Going on 17, Pants on Fire, could learn a lot from you. She’s got a mess of stress – a weird fight with her boyfriend, a sadistic new English teacher – and the more she tries to make things better, the more tangled she gets in her web of frantic lies. If she was a nice truth-teller like you, she wouldn’t be in this mess (though of course it wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining).
Check her out here!
24% (2,325) other adults are also Total Truth-Teller
44,287 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: White Liar
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Are Your Pants On Fire?
MY RESULT: Total Truth-
"The Hours" is perhaps one of the deepest films portraying life through a woman's perspective that has ever been made. The story is essentially about three woman (played by Julianne Moore (Laura Brown), Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf), and (Clarissa Vaughn) Meryll Streep), whose lives are almost parallel in life involving a lot of self recollection, love, and choices between life or death. I found the brilliant direction of this film to be fantastic as well as the epic screenplay and captivating performances by our three heroines; Ed Harris and Jeff Daniels weren't too shabby either. However, I wouldn't classify Nicole Kidman as the main actress in this film, though, (like the Academy Awards did), but it's still remains a very powerful film. "The Hours" is definitely a film about life.
The screenplay for this film is written very uniquely, in similar fashion to a la "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers", where the story shifts between each character's story. Virginia Woolf's story, played
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Umpa Umpa Dopedy Doo, do I have another puzzle for you, come join us on one of Hollywood's strangest fairy tale stories since "Wizard of Oz." I'm sorry for the rhyming moment, but I thought it might be appropriate when rating this movie. Based off the classic kids' novel, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" tells the story about a boy, named Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum), whom comes from a poor family, in amidst of the "Great Deppression", wins a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, where all sorts of mischief occurs that'll tickle your imagination. Along with several other rotten kids, that somehow meet their own end due their greed and stupidity, throughout the movie. Featuring the great comedian, Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. I was really impressed with the set designs and creativity of this film, as it literally takes your breath away. Perhaps one of the most imaginative and innovative film since "Wizard of Oz", "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" takes you
Im A Naughty Kisser!
What's Your Kissing Style?
RESULT: Naughty Kisser
Not the sorts of kisses you want to greet your grandma with on Thanksgiving.
Kisses for you are merely a road stop on the way to grander places (and we don’t mean Shreveport, Louisiana). You kiss with enthusiasm (and tongue), and you’re not too concerned if anyone else catches you in the act. Hey, everyone loves an audience, right?
While you’ve definitely got your own style going on, don’t be afraid to slow down a little. It’ll earn you respect, and believe it or not, it makes things a whole lot more fun.
24% (10,346) other adults are also Naughty Kisser
180,488 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Romantic Kisser
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What's Your Kissing Style?
MY RESULT: Naughty Kisser
Are You A H.i.m. Fan?
Take the quiz: Are you a H.I.M. fan?YesCool another H.I.M. fan! a little obsessed there? You're probably a little gothic spycho always representing His Infernal Majesty in some way or another... Good job!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Heart On The Mend
Just when I thought things were going bad, things have gotten better. It's amazing what happens when someone talks to you and lets you know what is going on. So all is well with the guy that I meet on here, he had things he needed to work out. I can understand that, so he called and we got together and talked it out and now things are good again. I think my heart is going to be ok. Well thats it, I'm off to bed it's 2:22 a.m and I'm sure my kids will have me up by 8. Goodnight, much love to all. Hugs and Kisses
Well, it looks like I got enough points to at least go up one rank. But, it doesn't look like that's happening. Anybody know why? :P
Or, am I just being impatient? (Wouldn't be the first time if I was. :P)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Tim Burton decides to reenvision his take on Robert Dahl's classic novel, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Both the original and remake are good in their own way, so it's hard for me to say which one is better. Plus, I've never read the book, so I don't know which one is truer to the storyline. However, I thoroughly enjoyed both movies. Although, this film is perhaps a bit too dark for younger viewers, especially when they reflect on Willy Wonka's past. I think many fans of the original film will enjoy Burton's take on this one, as it provides more of a back story of whom Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) is. Plus, I felt the Umpa Lumpa's were done a lot better, with one guy playing all of them via CGI, as opposed to a bunch of verically challenged people with their faces painted orange and green hair. Another thing, I found interesting about this film is that it went away from the fairy tale story of the original, and made it into more of a quirky dark goth fairy tale on par with Burton's
its been a long night and im pretty tired!! yet wont be sleeping right now...got home and found out my baby went to the hospital...but she said she is fine and not to worry!! for any of you that know's me...of course ill worry, i hope she is doing good..and wish i was there with her!!
and if you are asking me who she is.... its Teeny!! some of you already know her....and yes we are together....what anyone has to say we dont care..because we are happy, and nothing will break or happiness
Michael Jordan To The Max
There will never be another Michael Jordan. In this latest documentary it chronicles the basketball career of Hall Fame NBA player, Michael Jordan. Going back all the way to his North Carolina days to winning his sixth NBA title. Growing up as a die hard fan of the Chicago Bulls, I loved watching this documentary as it highlights many of the exciting games in which this man changed the NBA forever. Putting on spectacular performances like his game winning shot to beat the Cavaliers, in game seven of the playoffs. Or how about his performance against the Jazz when he played sick to only end up making the final game winning steal and shot to win the game, was truly a sight to behold. For those looking for an unbiased documentary on Michael, then you'll be sorely disappointed as this film doesn't cover the controversy surrounding his father's death. This film was purely made for the fans which isn't to say that's a bad a thing. As this film will make any Bulls or NBA fan, will want to add
Did Anyone Ever Tell You?...
Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine .
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!
Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back ..
(just once) then that means that they care about you to
This Is New
trying to see what the new blog section is like...
A comedy about life. In this film, Paul Giamatti (Miles Raymond) and Thomas Hayden Church (Jack Lapate) play two guys out on a road trip to relax a bit, in California's wine country. Miles is a struggling novelist who's depressed over his lack of success, and his failed marriage while Jack is also a struggling actor, whom is getting married. A week prior to the wedding, Jack and Miles both decide they want to go to California to ravish in the taste of fine wine. However, Jack has other plans as he tries to arrange it to where him and Miles can sow their wild oats. Meeting two fascinating young ladies, Maya (Virginia Madsen) and Stephanie (Sandra Oh), the two men are forced to examine their morality. "Sideways" is basically a story about life and the choices we make. Whether we choose to live in the past like Milo or the present like Jack, this story has something for everyone as it's filled with romance, deceit and comedy. Thomas and Paul were great together in this film, and Alexander
How Do I Look
please take a look at my real pic please tell me if you would date some one that looked like me since that pic i lost 30lbs
What 80's Metal Band Are You? (with Pics)
Take the quiz: What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)Motely CrueMotley Crue. Poofy hair, make-up, spandex and leather, you are the typical 80's band. Those who hear your music know not to be fooled by the image. Despite all the show, you rock.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Love Or Lust????
Love or Lust?
Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic.
Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don’t cheat, and you’re respectful of their differences. And when you’re not in a relationship, you’re selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on.
You’ve got a great thing going on, but don’t be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much).
63% (15,962) other adults are also Love
96,312 people have taken this quiz.
Most people who take this quiz get this result: Love, just like you.
Love or Lust?
Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic.
Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re
Which Inuyasha Character Are You?
Take the quiz: Which InuYasha Character are You?KagomeYou worry constantly and you're often confused, but you're all-around good.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
No Greater Love
NO GREATER LOVE
there is no greater love that I have found from anyone.
than the love of my creator who has given his only son.
therefore, that i may live, to be free from sin.
with the love of my creator, i know i can win.
there is no greater love that I have found down here.
than the love of my creator, that eases my fear.
a love that fills me up, and makes me want to shout.
there is no greater love, than what i am talking about.
with his loving touch, he wakens me everyday.
so the least i can do is kneel to him and pray.
i thank him for the blessings he had given to me.
blessings that fall down upon me like the leaves from a tree.
let them fall on me, and never touch the ground.
i can truly say there is no greater love that i have found.
Which Carebear Are You???
Take the quiz: Which CareBear Are You???Grumpy Bear Grumpy Bear frowns a lotthat's his way to show us how silly we look when we frown too much. He also shows that it's okay to be grumpy sometimes. But even when we're grumpy, we're still loved, and we're reminded of that by Grumpy Bear's symbola rain cloud with heart-shaped raindrops. Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY THINGS GUYS THINK ABOUT ARE BOOBS AND ASS AND WHY CAN'T GUYS READ??
I POSTED ON MY PAGE THAT I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS FOR PICTURES AND I WILL NOT POST NAKED PICS. I THINK THAT I DON'T NEED TO POST NAKED PICS JUST TO MAKE FRIENDS. AND GUYS NOT ALL WOMEN WANT TO SEE YOUR DICKS.
WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO EACHOTHER AND NOT MENTIONS SEX? CAN'T MEN AND WOMEN HAVE NORMAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT OURSELVES, THE ENVIRONMENT, OUR JOBS, OUR FAMILIES. WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO SEX. IS THAT REALLY WHAT OUR WORLD HAS COME DOWN TO?
I JUST NEEDED TO VENT A BIT. HOPE I DIDN'T BORE YOU TOO MUCH WITH MY FIRST BLOG.
What Charmed Character Are You?
Take the quiz: What CHARMED character are you?PhoebeYou are Phoebe, yay you!! You're fun and loving, and can be a teeny bit naughty at times, but you're good at heartQuizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Which Disney Princess Are You Most Like (with 2 New Princesses)
Take the quiz: Which Disney Princess are you most like (with 2 new princesses)PocahontasYou are a free spirit who loves adventure. You adore all animals and have a lot of respects for Mother nature.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwiches
Yields 15 sandwiches
1 cup shortening
1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup semisweet mini chocolate chips
15 scoops strawberry ice cream, softened
1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
2. Beat shortening, sugar, brown sugar, eggs and vanilla in large bowl until creamy. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add to egg mixture. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by heaping tablespoons onto ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten
each with palm of hand or bottom of glass into a 3-inch circle about 1/4-inch thick. (Add 2 tablespoons flour if dough is too soft to handle.)
3. Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until almost set. Cool 1 minute; remove from cookie sheet to wire rack. Cool completely.
4. Place scoop of slightly softened ice cream on flat side of one cookie; spread evenly. Top with second cookie, pressing lightly. Wrap in foil; imm
Pain and darkness,
anger and sadness,
frustration and sorrow,
fill my mind and soul.
Dark thoughts walk beside me.
Demons of desire too.
But memories of happier times,
are there as well.
Blackness mixed with rainbow.
The harbingers of death circle above.
Are they here for me?
Or for my prey?
Are they here to warn?
Or to take someone home?
The signpost is the crossroads,
good and evil,
life and death,
sanity and insanity,
they all cross here.
Can I still choose?
Or has the choice been made for me?
I am still walking,
but which road am I on?
Monster I have been called,
and angel too,
but which will appear,
if I am seen by you?
Some are safe,
but the safe are few.
I show others what they show me.
For those that show the darkness,
I can bring the terror,
that they have given to me.
If the last thing you ever see in life,
are my eyes of death,
you are only seeing the reflection,
of what you have shown me.
But show me light,
of friendship and joy,
Coconut Fried Ice Cream With Kahlua Fudge Sauce
1 cup cornflakes
1 cup coconut
1 cup brown sugar
1 pint vanilla ice cream
2 tbsp milk
hot oil for frying
1/2 oz Kahlua
4 oz hot fudge sauce
1. Crush cornflakes. Mix with coconut and brown sugar and toast in oven for topping.
2. Scoop vanilla ice cream with large scooper, making 4 scoops. Make sure scoops are well shaped. Freeze scoops.
3. Combine eggs with milk and beat for egg wash. Dip ice cream in egg wash and roll in topping to coat well. Freeze again.
4. When ready to serve, place scoop in fry basket and dip into hot oil for 1 second. Remove immediately.
5. Serve with sauce which has been made by combining Kahlua and hot fudge sauce. Garnish with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.
Goth, Punk, Emo, Metal Head, Screamo, Poser, Which 1 Are You???
Take the quiz: GOTH, PUNK, EMO, METAL HEAD, SCREAMO, POSER, WHICH 1 ARE YOU???EMO, go cry somewhere, your taking up spaceHow many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry. Bet you heard that one before... Darkness is the only light suicide the way, if you don't like life, tuff, deal with it and try to make the best of it, if not then kill yourself already and stop complainingQuizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Ice Cream Pumpkin Pie
Makes 9" pie
50 vanilla wafer cookies
1/2 cup walnuts
1/4 cup butter, melted
2 tbsp pure maple syrup
1 quart vanilla ice cream, softened
1 cup canned pumpkin puree
2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
3/4 cup heavy cream
2 tbsp granulated sugar
1. In a food processor, blend the vanilla wafer cookies and walnuts into fine crumbs. By hand, mix in the butter and maple syrup. Transfer mixture to a 9-inch pie pan and, using a fork, press firmly and evenly onto the bottom and sides of the
pan to create a crust. Chill 10 minutes in the freezer.
2. In a large bowl, blend the vanilla ice cream, pumpkin and pumpkin spice. Spoon into the pie crust and smooth top with a spatula. Chill 1 hour in the freezer, or until firm.
3. Before serving pie, place the heavy cream and granulated sugar in a small bowl. Mix with an electric mixer on high speed until peaks form. Spoon into a pastry bag with a star tip and
pipe around the edge of the pie.
No-ice-cream-maker Recipe - Plastic Baggies
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 tbsp sugar
1/2 cup milk or half & half
1/4 tsp vanilla
'Ice Cream Maker'
1 sandwich-sized Zip-Loc bag
1 gallon-sized Zip-Loc bag
2 tbsp rock salt
1. Put ice cream mix ingredients into the smaller Zip-Loc bag and zip close.
2. Put the smaller Zip-Loc in the larger bag, along with the rock salt and enough ice to make the larger bag 3/4 full.
3. Shake and roll filled bag over and over on a towel (the melted ice may leak a bit) until frozen (about 15-20 min.).
No-ice-cream-maker Recipe - 2 Coffee Cans
Chocolate Ice Cream
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup light cream
1/2 cup sugar
4 tbsp cocoa
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/8 tsp salt
'Ice Cream Maker'
1 lb empty coffee can
1 3lb empty coffee can
2 cups salt
1. In a 1lb coffee can, mix all ingredients. Seal can lid well with duct tape. Put small, sealed can inside larger 3lb can. Pack ice and 1 cup salt around small can. Put lid on large can and duct
2. Roll back & forth on a large towel for 15 minutes. Open large can and dump ice and water. Wipe small can dry and open. Stir mix, scraping sides of can. Add additional ingredients (cookies crumbs, chopped nuts, etc) now.
3. Reseal small can and place back in larger can. Repack with salt and ice. Continue rolling for 10 minutes more. Open large can and dump ice and water. Wipe small can dry and open.
I got skills I honed in the hunt
surviving those who came before to shoot me down
but the better I got
the more came gunning for my blood
tunes old and new blasting my hearing
helping me stay in the fight
helping me burn for life
every trick I have I am using tonight
twisting turning the sky is burning
bandit blows into a smokey cloud
still some get thru
and trailing smoke I am too
too many on me now
totally defensive and losing the fight
still sun above
but below its night
and slowly I'm going down out of the light
rage burns fierce
but the reaper is my rear
fight I have
and fight I will
I will not go quietly into that lack of light
still my sight is waning
now I know the banshee's screaming
and why none can bear their unearthly calling
another 'shee tonight may be born
RMR, 10/ 16/ 2005
Orange Cream Dream Ice Cream
This is a homemade version of Ben & Jerry's classic orange cream ice cream.
Yields 1 generous quart
1/3 cup Orange Juice concentrate, thawed
2 tsp vanilla
2 cup heavy or whipping cream
3/4 cup sugar
2/3 cup half & half
1. Pour the cream into a mixing bowl. Whisk in the sugar, a little at a time, then continue wisking until completely blended, about 1 minute more. Pour the half & half and whisk to blend. Add the juice concentrate and vanilla and blend.
2. Transfer the mixture to an ice cream maker and freeze following the manufacturer's instructions.
Banana Bonanza Ice Cream
2 cups milk
2 cups whipping cream
2 eggs, beaten
1 1/4 cups sugar
2 med. bananas, extra ripe & peeled
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/4 tsp salt
1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
1. In a saucepan, combine milk, cream, eggs and sugar. Cook and stir over low heat until mixture thickens slightly and coats the back of a spoon. Cool to room temperature.
2. Puree bananas in blender. Combine cooled custard, bananas, vanilla, salt and nutmeg. Pour into freezer container. Freeze according to manufacturer's directions.
Blueberry Yogurt Ice Cream
1/2 pint (250ml) double (heavy) cream
1lb (450-500g carton) of natural yogurt
1lb (450g) blueberries (rinsed clean)
9oz (250g) caster sugar
4 tbsp of cassis
1. Place the caster sugar and blueberries together in a saucepan. Stir in 250ml (8fl oz) of cold water and bring to the boil. Simmer for about 10 to 12 minutes.
2. When the blueberries are tender remove the pan from the heat. Take out approx 1/4 of the blueberres from the pan and put to one side to cool and use later. Using a food processor
or blender, take the remaining mixture from the pan and blend it with the cassis, then pour into a bowl and allow to cool.
3. Whip the double (heavy) cream and fold it into the bowl of blended mixture along with the yoghurt and berries which were placed to one side earlier. Transfer the complete mixture into an ice cream maker and follow the manufacturer's instructions.
Buttery-maple Pecan Ice Cream
Yields 2 quarts
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/2 cup pecans, chopped, toasted
3 tbsp butter, melted
1 tsp pure maple syrup
2 cups half & half
2 cups whipping cream, unwhipped
Ice Cream Maker Instructions
1. In a large bowl, combine sweetened condensed milk, pecans, butter and maple syrup. Mix well. Stir in remaining ingredients.
2. Pour into ice cream freezer container. Freeze according to manufacturer's directions.
1. Omit half & half and whip whipping cream. In a large bowl, combine sweetened condensed milk, pecans, butter and maple. Mix well. Fold in whipping cream.
2. Pour into 9x5" loaf pan and cover. Freeze 6 hours or until firm.
3 tablespoons margarine
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped celery
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup yellow cornmeal
3 tablespoons white sugar
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon rubbed sage
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup skim milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 (11 ounce) can no-salt-added whole-kernel corn, drained
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
2. Melt margarine in a 9-inch cast-iron skillet over medium heat. Add onion and celery and saute 3 minutes.
3. Combine flour and the next 5 ingredients (flour through salt) in a large bowl.
4. Add milk, egg, and onion mixture, stirring just until moist. Stir in corn. Pour batter into skillet.
5. Bake for 25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.
Crispy Corn Fritters
Makes 12-16 fritters
375g fresh or frozen corn kernels
1/2 cup all purpose flour
1/2 cup rice flour
1/4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp ground coriander
1/2 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp chili powder (optional)
1 medium yellow onion, cut into strips
1 stalk celery, finely sliced
Any additional veggies you'd like, sliced
1 egg, beaten
3/4 cup water
lemon juice (a good squeeze)
1. Sift the flours, baking powder and spices into a bowl.
2. Mix the water, egg and lemon juice and add to the flour mixture, beating until smooth (you may need to add extra water to get the correct consistency)
3. Stir in the corn, onion, celery and any additional veggies.
4. Heat vegetable oil in a frying pan to a depth of 1/2" to 3/4". When hot, drop large spoonfuls of mixture into the oil, spreading it with the back of a spoon to make a circle of about 3".
5. Fry until the underside of the fritter is golden brown, then flip over and do the other side.
6. Lift out and drain on paper towel placed on
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Birth Month is August
Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful.
You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits!
Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion
Your gemstone: Peridot
Your flower: Poppy
Your colors: Orange, red, and light green
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Confetti Olive-veggie Salad
2 cups Black Olives -- sliced in wedges
16 ounces Broccoli -- slaw mix
1 cup Carrots -- julienne
1 cup Red Bell Peppers -- julienned
3/4 cup Creamy Buttermilk Salad Dressing
Salt & Pepper to taste
Combine olive wedges with next four ingredients
in large bowl. Mix well. Add creamy dill dressing.
Mix well. Cover. refrigerate at least 1 hour.
Adjust seasoning with salt and pepper.
(Looks awesome served in red-leaf lettuce cups)
What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Passion is Purple
Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex.
You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick.
Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair.
For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure.
What Color Is Your Passion?
Just a reminder........
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
** He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
** He goes days or weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache" and call in sick.
** He gets shot at as others are hit and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
** He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
** He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
** He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
** He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
** He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
You go out to lunch
11 ounces of bittersweet chocolate
4 ounces of marscapone
1/2 cup of heavy cream
3 tbsp brewed (decaf) coffee
9 tbsp of Marsala wine (choose a good quality one)
1 tsp vanilla extract
And for the coating, 12 -16 ounces of bittersweet or semisweet
couverture (coating) chocolate
1. Use a mixer (or a spoon) to blend the marscapone, coffee, vanilla extract, and Marsala wine together. Then add the heavy cream and stir until homogeneous. Don't over-beat if you're
using a mixer (the result is not to be whipped).
2. Melt the 11 ounces of chocolate and then stir in the marscapone/cream/Marsala mixture until fully mixed.
3. Chill for a couple of hours. Then scoop out in 1 inch balls. (If the balls are a bit crumbly on the edges, press with your fingers to make them smooth.) Chill the balls for an hour.
4. Melt the coating chocolate and stir until completely melted. Dip each center (ball) to coat it and place on a tray covered with waxed paper.
5. Chill until hard (an hour
What Sign Should You Be?
You Should Be A Cancer
What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese
What Sign Should You Be?
The Best Big Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies
Makes around 18 cookies
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 tbsp vanilla extract
1 egg yolk
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper.
2. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
3. In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted
ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart.
4. Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.
I have always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.
from Quotable Women
Chocolate Strawberry French Toast
Nonstick cooking spray
1 cup heavy cream
1/3 cup sugar
1 tbsp vanilla extract
8 slices thick day old bread
1/3 cup grated bittersweet chocolate
3/4 cup sliced strawberries
1. Spray a large skillet or griddle with the cooking spray and heat over medium heat. Beat the eggs, cream, sugar, and vanilla in a large flat bowl or pie plate.
2. Place half of the bread slices in the egg mixture and flip over a few times to let the bread absorb the mixture.
3. Place the bread on the hot griddle or skillet and cook for 2-3 minutes or until golden brown. Flip over and cook for an additional 2-3 minutes more.
4. Place the toast on a plate and immediately butter and sprinkle with the chocolate. Tent with foil and place in a warm oven. Repeat with the remaining egg mixture and bread. Top the French toast slices with strawberries and whipped cream
What Is Love?- Poem
What is love?
Could it be a thought?
Perhaps it is a fantasy?
What if it is a torture?
A self created hell
A Nightmare to twist the soul
Will we die?
Satisfaction to be fleeting
Out of Reach
Perhaps its purpose is to humble
Belgian Chocolate Mousse
330g Belgian chocolate (dark or milk, depending on
4 egg whites
400 ml cream
1. Beat 4 eggs with 120 g sugar until it starts turning white over a hot water bath. The result is called ruban
2. Take off the heat and beat until it's cold in a cold water bath.
3. Melt the chocolate and carefully mix with the ruban.
4. Beat the egg whites until they are half stiff and add the other 120 g sugar, beat until it's stiff.
5. Beat the cream until it's stiff.
6. Carefully add the cream and the egg whites to the chocolate mixture.
7. Pour into small bowls and refrigerate for at least 2 hours. Enjoy!
Makes 25 rum balls
2 tbsp cocoa
1 cup powdered sugar
1/4 cup rum
2 tbsp light corn syrup
2 1/2 cups vanilla wafers, crushed
1 cup chopped pecans
1. Sift together cocoa and powdered sugar. Combine and stir rum with light corn syrup. Add and mix vanilla wafers and chopped pecans.
2. Roll ingredients together into balls.
3. Dip each ball into powdered sugar, or put them in a plastic bag and shake them in the sugar.
How Honest Are You?
You Are Very Honest
You tell it like it is, no matter what.
Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out.
And while some may get hurt by your honesty...
At least everyone knows where you stand!
How Honest Are You?
2 cups sugar
2 tbsp cornstarch
1 cup water
1/2 tsp cream of tartar
1 tbsp flavoring (your choice of rose, mastic, strawberry, orange or lemon)
Food coloring (red, yellow, green or orange, depending on your choice of flavoring)
1/2 cup toasted nuts, chopped (almonds or pistachios)
1. Dissolve sugar and cornstartch in water. Add cream of tartar. Boil to 220 degrees F. Cover pot for the last 5 minutes. Add flavor and food color. Add nuts.
2. Pour into oiled shallow pan. When cool, cut into squares and roll each piece in sifted powdered sugar. Store in plastic bag.
i has one of those rare moments were I sit back and think about were my life is going and were it has been. Me and my wife have had some good and bad times. Most of the bad were because i didn't use my head and only thought about me. No matter what i do i know that she will be by my side. Ido not give her the credit and recignition she deserves. Sure i buy here things but that does nothing for the emotional side i never seem to tell her that i love her as much as i should. She puts up with me and my carefree attitude more than she should. I never have been the besst at expressing my feelings.. This is the a problem that i am trying to work on i'm afraid that one day i will screw up big time and she will not be by my side. There are few things in this world that scare me that bad. I hope see looks at this and understands what i am the feelings i am trying to express.
I love you!!!!!!!! I know i may not show it the way you want in my actions but i show it the way I know how wi
Maple Sponge Candy
1 cup pure maple syrup
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 tsp distilled white vinegar
2 tsp baking soda
1. Butter a 9x9-inch pan and set aside.
2. In a heavy 2-quart saucepan, combine the syrup, sugar and vinegar. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly until the sugar dissolves. Continue cooking without stirring until a candy thermometer reads 300 degrees F.
3. Remove from heat and quickly stir in the baking soda; mix well. Pour into the prepared pan. Do not spread. Cool and break into pieces.
Christmas Candy Canes
3 cup sugar
1 tsp peppermint flavoring
1/2 cup water
3/4 cup light corn syrup
3/4 tsp red vegetable coloring
1/4 tsp cream of tartar
1. Combine the sugar, water, syrup, and cream of tartar and heat until the sugar's dissolved.
2.Divide into two saucepans, boil, but don't stir, until each lot is 280 degrees F. Add 1/2-tsp peppermint to each lot and add the coloring to only one. Place on an enamel or marble table to
cool. (As a general rule, oil the table first).
3. Like taffy, you stretch and pull and form into ropes of red and white. Then twist them around again and again, forming them into your candy canes. Allow to harden and enjoy!
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
I am new to lost cherry... Yes I am still addicted to myspace... I think you should know alittle bit about me... My name is sarah and i have a 2yr old little girl... I am also in the middle of a divorce... I like to party in my free time and hang out with my friends and just get down and crazy... I love to listen to Rock music nothing else I absoultly HATE hip hop and rap and all that stuff... I am a Hardcore rocker chick... but if you would like to know anything else just hit me up...
1 cup graham cracker crumbs
3 tablespoons white sugar
3 tablespoons butter
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
1 1/4 cups white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1 (16 ounce) container sour cream
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
5 tablespoons amaretto liqueur
1/2 teaspoon salt
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Mix together the graham cracker crumbs and the 3 tablespoons white sugar. Add the melted butter and mix well. Press into the bottom of a 9 inch springform pan. Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes, set aside.
3. In a large bowl, combine cream cheese, sugar, and cornstarch, and mix until smooth. Add sour cream, vanilla, amaretto liqueur, and salt. Mix until well blended. On low speed of an electric mixer, add eggs one at a time, mixing well
after each addition. Pour batter over crust.
4. Bake in preheated oven for 60 minutes. Remove from oven. Loosen around the edges with a knife and cool on a wire rack while still in pan. Refrigerate,
Pepsi Holiday Spice Punch (have To Have Something With My Pepsi)
5 cans of Pepsi Holiday Spice
3 cups of orange juice
3 cups of pineapple juice
2 1/2 tbsp of lime juice
4 cinnamon sticks
Few orange slices to desired taste
Cranberries & mint leaves for garnish
2 cups of citrus flavored vodka (optional)
1. Combine ingredients in large punch bowl. Add ice in individual servings if desired
Priceless Jamaican Translations
ENG: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl.
JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet?
ENG: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid.
ENG: This meal is not too bad.
JAM: Di food can eat.
ENG: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis?
ENG: Hors d'heurves
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?
ENG: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof.
JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh**?@!
ENG: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu.
JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up Suzie!
ENG: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry!
ENG: aren't those pants a bit short?
JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata?
ENG: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.
Sage, Sausage & Apple Dressing
16-ounce bag stuffing cubes
6 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more for greasing the pan
1 pound fresh sage sausage, casing removed
1 medium onion, chopped
2 cooking apples, such as Gravenstein, Rome, or Golden
Delicious, peeled, cored, and chopped
1 to 2 ribs celery with leaves, chopped
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
3 cups chicken broth, homemade or low-sodium canned
1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
1/2 cup walnut pieces, toasted (See Note)
2 eggs, beaten
1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
2. Put the stuffing cubes in a large bowl and set aside. Butter a 3-quart casserole dish.
3. Melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the sausage and break up with a wooden spoon. Cook until it loses most of its pink color, but not so much that it's dry, about 5 minutes. Add the sausage and pan drippings
to the stuffing cubes. Melt the remaining butter in the pan. Add the onion, apple, celery, and salt. Cook until th
Which Of The X-men Are You?
You Are Storm
Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses.
Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene.
Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning
Which of the X-Men Are You?
Easy Roasted Turkey
1 (8 to 10 pound) turkey
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 medium onion, quartered
1 head garlic, halved
Several sprigs fresh herbs: ie. thyme, parsley, rosemary, and
2 bay leaves
8 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 stick), melted
1. Adjust a rack to lowest position and remove other racks. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Remove turkey parts from neck and breast cavities and reserve for other uses, if desired. Dry bird well with paper towels, inside and out. Salt and pepper
inside the breast cavity and stuff the onion, garlic, herbs, and bay leaves inside. Set the bird on a roasting rack in a roasting pan; breast side up and brush generously with half the butter
and season with salt and pepper. Tent the bird with foil.
2. Roast the turkey for 2 hours. Remove the foil and baste with the remaining butter. Increase oven temperature to 425 degrees F and continue to roast until an instant read thermometer registers 165 degrees F in the thigh of the bird,
Acorn Squash With Apple
1 Acorn squash
2 apples, cored and sliced
1 tbsp butter
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp finely chopped walnuts
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
1. To easily peel the acorn squash without losing a lot of vegetable, gently drop the squash in a large pot of boiling water, and boil for 15 minutes. Pour off the boiling water and
fill with cold water and let sit 5 minutes to cool. When cool enough to handle, use a knife to slice off the peel on the ridges and use a teaspoon to dig out the peel in the valleys. Slice the squash in half and remove the seeds and stem. Then slice the halves into sections and finally cut into 1 inch chunks.
2. Place the squash chunks into a large microwave-safe bowl along with the apples. Dot with pieces of butter. Sprinkle the brown sugar, walnuts, salt and cinnamon over the top. Cover
with plastic wrap, and poke a few holes in it for ventilation.
3. Cook in the microwave for 7 1/2 minutes on full power. Remove, uncover, and stir. Ret
Checking To See If My Attitude Has Changed
I went to my stepdad's cousin's funeral today. The service lasted over 3 hours. Ordinarily I'd say that was about 2 hours and 59 minutes too long. But it was a great service and I rather enjoyed it.
What's bothering me is pretty much everything of, relating to, and following, a person's death. I realize that what I am about to say is pretty far out in left field but I gotta say it. The older I get, the more strongly I feel. So here goes:
Who in the hell decided that it is ok to keep a dead guy around for days - sometimes weeks - so that everyone who knows him can come to see him? And what is up with filling huge parcels of land with boxes and boxes of dead people? Oh, yeah, and that'll be 15 grand. What is wrong with people? Whether or not God exists, I'm pretty sure that what, if anything at all, transpires when we leave this existence is not all that bad. In fact, I would say it's probably much better. Even if we simply became dust. SO WHAT! Let me tell you, people, rejoice the
Makes 6 Servings
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 large egg
1 1/3 cups prepared eggnog
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 tsp sesame oil
4 tsp vegetable oil
Pure Maple syrup
1. In a bowl, combine flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, egg, eggnog, vanilla, and sesame oil. Beat until smooth.
2. Using oil as needed to grease, pour batter by 1/8 to 1/4 cup and cook on a 375°F (190°C) griddle. Flip to brown slightly on other side. Serve with maple syrup.
Festive Cheese Spread
2 packages (8 ounces each) cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup butter, softened
2 tablespoons McCormick® Chives
2 tablespoons McCormick® Parsley Flakes
1 teaspoon McCormick® California Style Garlic Pepper
1/2 teaspoon McCormick® Dill Weed
1/4 teaspoon McCormick® Thyme Leaves
1/2 red bell pepper (about 1/2 cup), chopped
1. Beat together cream cheese and butter until fluffy with an electric mixer. Add remaining ingredients except, red bell pepper; beat well.
2. Place a piece of plastic wrap on a baking sheet. Spoon cheese mixture onto plastic wrap to form a candy cane shape, log or ball. Fold up plastic wrap over cheese to encase. Refrigerate until cheese is firm, about 4 hours or overnight.
3. Unwrap cheese mixture. Place on serving plate. Smooth entire shape with spatula or knife. Decorate with bell pepper. May be covered and refrigerated overnight.
1 pound lean ground beef
2 tbsp water
1/2 cup bread crumbs
3 tbsp minced onion
1 (8 ounce) can jellied cranberry sauce
3/4 cup chili sauce
1 tbsp brown sugar
1 1/2 tsp lemon juice
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, mix together the ground beef, egg, water, bread crumbs, and minced onion. Roll into small meatballs.
3. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes, turning once.
4. In a slow cooker or large saucepan over low heat, blend the cranberry sauce, chili sauce, brown sugar, and lemon juice. Add meatballs, and simmer for 1 hour before serving.
Star Wars Groups Making A Difference...you Have To Check This Out!!
Hey all..A Close friend of mine is part of what's known as the 501st
those of you who know Star wars know what I'm talking about or should...check out what this group of devoted fans is doing to make a change in people's lives.
They take part in events for charities, children's hospitals...and MANY MANY more!!
Italian Meatballs And Sauce
1 lb. ground beef
1 cup Italian bread crumbs
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
1 Tbs. minced parsley
1 clove garlic (cut fine )or garlic powder
1/2 cup milk
1-1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
Mix meatball ingredients all together and form into balls,
according to the size you want.
1 large can tomato puree (28 oz.)
1 large can Italian crushed tomatoes
salt & pepper to taste
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
Italian seasonings, to taste (oregano, basil, etc )
Mix sauce ingredients together in a sauce pan and add meatballs,
simmer 2 to 2-1/2 hours, stirring occasionally, the meatballs will
cook through but remain soft. For meatball sandwiches, place
3 to 4 meatballs and some sauce on a roll or hot dog bun.
Remembering A Good Friend
Most people who know me know that I don't talk about my past much (too many painful memories) but today I think I'll just share a little bit of me to you all.
Growing up, I was an angry, bitter kid. I felt that the whole world was against me and that anyone that did get close to me would either screw me over or abandon me if I allowed them to get close to me (Yep I was a pretty messed up kid back then). Then when I was about 13, I moved back to Fresno, and I tried to have a relationship with my dad (that eventually turned out bad once again but that is another sory for another time) and get my life back on track. That summer (1989 I believe) I met a friend of my stepsister's. Her name was Myisha. Now at first we did not hit it off at all, she saw me as a thugged out hooligan (her exact words at the time) and I more or less saw her as a standoffish, snobby little bitch (I still had a lot of anger bottled up for many different reasons). It took a while, but as we got to know each othe
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Homemade Cracker Jack
6 quarts unseasoned popped popcorn
2 cups brown sugar
1/2 cup Light Corn Syrup
2 sticks butter
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp Cream of tartar
1 tsp Baking soda
Preheat oven to 200 degrees F.
Divide the popcorn between two large bowls.
Oil 2 lipped cookie sheets very well and set aside.
In a deep saucepan combine brown sugar, corn syrup, butter, salt, and cream of tartar. Insert candy thermometer. Bring to a boil and cook
the mixture over medium heat for about 5 min, stirring occasionally, until the thermometer registers 260 degrees F. (hard ball stage). Remove from the heat and quickly stir in baking soda.
The mixture will foam. Pour the syrup mixture over the popcorn, half into each bowl. Work quickly to coat all the popcorn with the caramel. Spread popcorn evenly on the cookie sheets and bake for
1 hour, stirring 3 times.
Remove from oven and spread on wax paper to cool, breaking up the larger pieces, if necessary. Store in airtight containers
Hi all.....I have no idea as to what the hell is going on here, so be patient with me!
It is now 1:20am my time, and I am totally bored, so if anyone feels like chatting, please send an IM....
In time I will figure this thing out.....
Make Ahead Baked Rotini
1/2 pound corkscrew noodles
1 pound ground meat
1 cup onion, chopped
1 small bell pepper, chopped
28 oz. tomatoes
6 oz. tomato paste
4 oz. can mushrooms
1 Tsp. salt
1/2 Tsp. basil
1/2 Tsp. oregano
1/4 Tsp garlic powder
1/4 Tsp. red pepper
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
Cook and drain noodles. Brown meat with onions and pepper. Add all else
except cheese and cook on low heat for 20 minutes. Combine with cooked
noodles. Layer half in a greased 8 quart casserole, top with half of
mozzarella and sprinkle with Parmesan. Repeat. Bake at 350 for 35
May be frozen, may be prepared ahead
drivin all night just to see you
cant take another lonely night
living so far from you
Ill bet you never had someone like me
a man with a cause
someone who isnt carefree
ill bet youve wondered from time to time
just whats been on my mind
well thats the way it is
and how itll be
another lonely night
away from me
I sent you a letter today
written in red
I tried to explain to you
that nothing was ever said
Its buried deep inside me
where no one goes
a place I keep for myself
In a world no one knows
Words Of Advice
I dug this up.. it is from my aunt written to me along time ago.. when i went on another adventure in life.. (but life is adventrous) i wanted to pass this one to people if they actually read these things... it is true in its own way....
I'll miss you both. Never forget we are here for you and we love you.
As you are realizing your virtures and short comings.... stay focused.. NO ONE can make you happy.. you must find that path.
Whatever happens- if it wont make a difference in tomorrow-next week- next year- walk over it- it has no meaning.
Focus on good. Focus on accomplisments. Those who focus on success often dont know what it is. Some of success is being able to shed dead and unfocused weigh and forget it.. Dont live in the past. Its also a waste of precious youthful time. Do something sweet for someone everyday- expect nothing from anyone-that way you are not disappointed.
Allow folks to love you. Its ok. Most good folks dont want a thing for it...
i think there is a book for lovers to be.
everybody’s name is in it, everybody but me.
whoever wrote this book somehow must have forgot.
there is a love for me, no i think not.
why am i the one who has to deal with this pain?
i sit at the window and stare into the rain.
is there a love for me will it ever be.
i sit here and wait just waiting to see.
seeing couples walk by with a gleam in their eye,
puts a hurt in my heart, and makes me want to cry.
maybe it is a page, that fell from the book.
if i knew where it was i would take a look.
to see why i am alone with no one to hold.
on long winter nights so lonely and cold.
if i could find this book i would write my name down.
so that i can wear a smile, instead of this frown.
is it too much to ask that i have love too?
i want someone to kiss , someone i can call boo.
i guess i am destined to be all alone.
with no one to love , no one of my own.
Update Of My Last Post
Last night Marie (picture below)went back with her "hubby".If this shit happens again she's on her own.It's already happened several times anyway.I'm tired of kissing ass & just getting shit on.I guess I'll be an asshole because being "a nice guy" just gets me fucked over.What the hell is wrong with women?!I'm speaking from almost 41 years experience.They complain about guys being assholes &but then they do their damnedest to turn nice guys into assholes by using them.I'm so God Damn sick of this ignorant shit!!!I'd rather be alone than have to be an asshole.Fuck it,I give up!!!!!!!!!
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?
Italian Pasta Salad
16 oz. Rotini pasta
8 oz. can of tomato sauce
1 c. Italian dressing
2 T. dried basil
2 T. dried oregano
1 cup sliced mushrooms
5 Roma tomatoes, coarsely chopped
1 medium red onion, chopped
2 1/4 sliced ripe olives, drained
1 large cucumber, coarsely chopped
Cook and drain pasta, rinse with cold water. Mix tomato
sauce, dressing, basil, and oregano. Add remaining
ingredients and toss Serves 12
Serves 6 to 8
25 - 30 lady finger cookies approx
5 tbsp sugar
1 - 500 gr. Container mascarpone cheese
1 cup Espresso coffee
3 tbsp. Sambuca (optional)
1/2 cup cocoa
Beat the eggs with the sugar until thick and lemony in color.
Add the mascarpone and beat it into the egg mixture on low speed, scraping down the bowl. Do not over beat the mixture or it will curdle.
Choose a large straight-sided dish, approx. 8" x 10", like casserole dish to assemble the Tiramisu in. Making it in a glass dish will show it off better when serving it.
Combine the coffee and Sambuca in a shallow dish. Place the cocoa in a sieve over a bowl. Sprinkle the bottom of the dish lightly with cocoa. Quickly dip a few of the fingers into the coffee mixture and line the bottom of the dish. Do not get
them too wet or your tiramisu will be runny. Spread on 1/4 of the mascarpone mixture and dust the top with cocoa. Repeat the process 2-3 times so you have 3-4
Yeah, Drunk Now
maybe i need to put up the pics with the boobies, 'cause i've noticed that the profiles that have more skin get the bigger hits -- so how drunk do i need to be before i can show everyone the goods?
My Pimp Name!!
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What's Your Pimp Name?
Is Growing Up Ghetto Such A Bad Thing
I was reading a friend of mine's blog the other day and she talked about her life and how she grew up and how someone made a derogatory comment about her being ghetto or pretending to be ghetto. Now while I was reading this it got me to thinking, and I asked myself a question.
"Self." I said to myself.
"'Sup" I replied (Yes I talk to myself this way sometimes).
"Is being ghetto really such a bad thing?" I asked myself.
And here is my reply:
First of all, being ghetto is not about being a specific race, color, or creed. No ghetto in this world is completely filled with just one race. Some folk are there not by choice but doing what they can to survive, and others are there for other reasons which I don't want to get into, but yall know where I am taking this. That doesn't mean, however, that growing up ghetto is a bad thing. I am a prime example of growing up ghetto, but that in no way shape form or fashion makes me a bad person. Yeah I grew up on what most people will call the "
hey if anyone is reading this. here is more about me. i am bi racial and bisexual. i love white men and i can go for nay kind of woman. if your in the lifstyle of s/m and or swinging. i am dominant and i don't mind swinging as long as i'm there. i live in dayton. so message me if your interested.