Doesn't mean I have one, either. But they even found time to synchronize their livejournals. Let's take a look, shall we? (and also enjoy a couple little film critiques! yay!)
*Lance's*
Date: Sep 22, 2006 12:16 AM
Subject The Lake House...
Body: ...is a beautiful, sweet, clever, tender, little fable fairy tale of a movie. I must admit. And by beautiful, I mean literally so, not like Oh, look at the emotions!-kinda way, although it was cool like that, too. I mean the cinematography and lighting and editing was pretty fantastic. Anyways, I'm not just saying this because messing with the space-time continuum on film is cool or because I think Keanu is the man, although he is...he most definitely is. (Wahlberg-status). I just watched it, with my main man, Charles, of all people. No, we're totally platonic and soundly hetero. At least, I know But yea, Sandra Bullock was even okay. Like more than just tolerable. And there's even an extended cameo by Nip/Tuck's Dr. Sean McNamara, i.e. the perennial poor bastard himself, Dylan Walsh. See it, folks. See it. Your girlfriend will love you for it. And ladies, your boyfriend might not even mind it all that much. Good night. And no matter what Charles may say, it definitely wasn't a little bitch movie. He's just covering up the fact that he actually enjoyed it. Word.
*Charles'* *...with huge bug up his arse, STILL*
Date: Sep 22, 2006 12:16 AM
Subject The Lake house...
Body: ...is a ugly, bitter, stiff, fuckin huge bullshit story of a film. I must admit. And by ugly, I mean litterally so. Not like Oh, look at the nasty stuff-kinda way, although it was bad like that too. I mean the cinematography and lighting and editing was pretty god awful too. Anyways I'm not just saying this because I think Keanu Reeves is the fucking worst actor of all time, athough he is. He most defintely is. [Wahlberg status]. I just watched it with my fucking loser man Lance, of all people. No we're totally intimate and soundly homo. At least I know, but yeah, Sandra Bullock was even horrible. Like more that just bad. And there's even an extended cameo by Nip/Tuck's Dr Sean Macnamara, i.e. the fucking awesome lucky bitch himself, Dylan Walsh. Stay fucking 20 feet away from this shitpile. Your boyfriend will hate it you for it. And men, your girlfriend might not want to see you anymore. Word.
