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Get A Clue
I am going to make this short and sweet. I am not one of those girls who is going to take NUDE shots of myself and send them to every flippin guy on here. I am here for friends and if I feel like sharing a photo with you then you are a lucky guy. So if you are here to just look at photos of NUDE ladies. I am NOT the one..SO STOP ASKING DAMN IT!!!!!!
Last Serenade
This revelation is the death of ignorance Tangled in a state of suffocation Slave to self righteousness Damnation is on your lips From sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolution, From sorrow to serenity, its on your head This is my last serenade I feel you as you fall away This is my last serenade From yourself you can't run away It's your choice, point the finger But it's on your head Your destination is a choice within yourself Will you rise or become a slave To self righteousness Open up your heart and gaze within
More Stupidity
I am going to rant today, since I can. As you read on my profile, when i feel something I say it. I wasn't on much yesterday so I didn't have many conversations, just to a few new people I added to my friends list and a few that have been on it for a while. But I went out last night had a good time and come back with some chick leaving messages in my profile telling me to leave her husband alone. Wow that floored me, hmmm who was her husband lol.. Anyhow if you are the owner of a jealous woman who doesn't want her husband talking to other women, get with me so I can figure out what the hell it was that I said to upset this chick lol. ... Ok not much of rant
Worst Is Yet To Come
These words have slipped again Stitch the lips of the mouth that murmurs them Cloud your vision, make everyone disappear There's still tie to wake up Get out while you still can speak This mud is too thick to see through The stitches are coming out The wounds won't heal Is this embedded status permanent? So, I'm rearing... The worse is yet to come, days are getting shorter Close your eyes for a while, rest a little longer This mud is too thick to see through The stitches are coming out The wounds won't heal themselves Is this embedded status permanent? So, I'm rearing... The worse is yet to come, days are getting shorter Close your eyes for a while, rest a little longer These shoulders are too weak to carry any more My will is too weak to carry on
Unauthorized Ripper
Watch out Ladies, this guy will (and may have already) rip your pics without your permission.
Where The Heck?
where did you all come from?? i just glanced down and realized i have over 5,000 friends! if you happen to read this, throw a comment down there and let me know how you ended up here, lol :p was it a blast? a friend's profile? the scrolly bar up top? just completely random? what was it??? i'm just curious, because when i joined i never figured i'd have so many people around so darn quickly, lol love you all Sin
Free Tattoos
ok heres the deal if your an open minded woman and live near me and can get to me ill give you a free tat just email me at darkagesmaster@aol.com and ill tell you how you get a free tat of your picking big or small
It Only Gets Better
Whats that? you want this. huh no u can't handle this.
Bad Day
Christmas celebrations are incomplete without having a Christmas tree at your home or at least decorating a Christmas tree before your house.Though most of us nowadays go for artificial Christmas trees which can stay fresh forever, there is nothing like a real Christmas tree being decorated at your home. If you have any plan to buy a Christmas tree then this is the perfect time. You can get useful tips on purchasing Christmas tree on a friendship blog that I have just visited. Don't miss it. There's nothing like getting an early start on your Christmas by decorating your whole place. I'm starting off my 'blog decor' with this cool Christmas count down widget. And of course the count down really starts right after Thanksgiving! I'm so exicted. I love the whole decorations, dressing up, and yes, even my grandma's badly designed sweaters for gifts. Hey, it's the thought that counts right?
Playin Hard
My 6 year old had a game today, needless to say it was a nail biter they had just a few seconds left in the game the score was 13 to seven the boys not only scored a touchdown but scored the extra point putting them 14 to 13!!!!!!!!!!!! They played really hard!
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Le Sigh
So.... I've been dating this guy for a while now and he stopped calling me.... and then he calls me up today just to break up with me... so I'm single again I guess... It just sucks because I really liked him, but apparently he didn't like me as much as I did him... meh...oh well I guess
Week 2 Game Preview
Cowboys (1-0) vs. Dolphins (0-1) Sunday, September 16, 3:05 PM CT on FOX Week 2 Preview: Coming fresh off of a 45-35 victory over the New York Giants, the Dallas Cowboys look to improve their record to 2-0 when they travel down to Miami to face the Dolphins at Dolphin Statdium. At the same time, Tony Romo looks to stay hot after completing 15 of 24 passes for 345 yards and 5 TD's, one rushing, with an INT against the Giants. HE should be giving the Dolphins' defense fits all afternoon. Of course the big issue of the game is going to focus on how our secondary performs and how well we can tackle on defense. They gave up 478 yards and 4 TD's against the Giants. This week should prove to be different though. Miami doesn't have a very good offense and struggle in their 16-13 loss to the Redskins last Sunday. If Terence Newman can come back tomorrow, then that would be a huge boost to the defense, even if he can only go in certain situations during the game. One more big questi
Lynn's Life As Of September 16, 2007
Well, I am sitting here at work after a long drive here from someone special's house. I am bored out of my mind. This weekend has been a blur plus very clear--does that make sense? Well, let me explain! Its a blur because of my soon to be ex-husband basically telling me to leave for the weekend so he can think about things. Its clear because I got to spend time with a great person. Made me think about my future a lot. I think thats what my husband wanted me to do. So thats what I did. Hope Wednesday comes quick for me. I will be off 4 days after then. Well, hope everyone has a good day and have a great weekend--whats left of it. Lynn
Do You....?
Do you……? Do you know what it is to long for something that you’ve once had and are afraid that you will never find again? Do you understand how it is to not feel anymore because you were once so devistated by the lose of someone, or something, that you were truly in love with? Do you understand what it is like to feel so alone even when you’re in a room full of people? I understand all of these things. I understand what it is to not be able to sleep at night because you’re heart weighs so heavily that it is like a ton of bricks. I understand what it is to be alone and on the outside of everthing going on around you. I understand what it is to be so afraid to feel anything because you’re afraid of the pain that was (and still is) so intense that you would shut down all your emotions just to escape it. Do you understand what’s it’s like to miss someone that is right around the corner? Do you know what it is to want to hold someone that doesn’t want to be held? Do you know w
Great Speech On 9/11
William J. Bennett, in a lecture to the United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 said: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident. We may well be in the most violent times in history, but violence is still remarkably rare. They are sheep. Then there are the wolves and the wolves feed on the sheep without mercy. Do you believe there are wolves out there who will feed on the flock without mercy? You better believe it. There are evil men in this world and they are capable of evil deeds. The moment you forget that or pretend it is not so, you become a sheep. There is no safety in denial. Then there are sheepdogs. I'm a sheepdog. I live to protect the flock and confront the wolf. If you have no capacity for violence then you are a healthy productive citizen, a sheep. If you have a capacity for violence and no empathy for your fellow citizens, then you have defined an aggressive sociopath, a wolf
Freak
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
The Balance Of What We Need And What We Want
When I remember my childhood, what I miss the most are my hopes, my dreams, my ambitions, my creativity, and most importantly, my opportunities. When we enter this world, everything is new to us. Forget the whole nature versus nurture debate; from the beginning we all have an opportunity. I must admit some of the opportunities that are open to us may not be amazing. We are all given different opportunities; some are given more, others less, but alas, always an opportunity. We are not entitled to anything. An opportunity is a chance not a guaranteed result. These opportunities shape us as humans throughout our lives. Opportunity. This word has been mentioned repeatedly. Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary defines "opportunity" as, "a favorable juncture of circumstances". When we think of opportunities, we think of things that are better than they were before; advancement; improvement; progress. As children, the rest of our lives, by definition, would be an opportunity, simply as
Nsfw
Why do people make such a big deal about insisting this is an adult site and there shouldn't be a NSFW button?! I strongly believe that the NSFW button makes perfect sense.. Hello.do you know know NSFW means? Or do you just know that it gets on your nerves?! NOT SAFE FOR WORK..IS JUST THAT.. It doesn't mean we are any less of adults to have things specified as NSFW..but one..those of us that don't want to see others womens pussys up on our screen should still have just as much rights to the sites as those who want to put their pussys up on the screen.. and.. those who have access to the internet at work should be able to go on this site without their boss walking in and seeing others private parts up on their computer screen. Come on people..is it that much of an inconvenience to label things NSFW?? geez.. we are adults.. adults who have lives and don't just come on the internet to get off looking at someone elses pictures! okay.. I had my rant..have a nice day!
One Flaw In Women
I found this piece very interesting. One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touche
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Chinese Exports
(Personally, I'm avoiding anything made in China for a long time) China Recalls Tainted Leukemia Drugs Sunday, September 16, 2007 BEIJING — Chinese authorities ordered the recall of tainted leukemia drugs blamed for leg pains and other problems, state media reported Sunday, the latest crisis to strike the country's embattled food and drug industries. Most of the drugs involved — methotrexate and cytarabin hydrochloride — have been recovered and authorities have traced the remainder, the Xinhua News Agency said. The report did not say if any of the drugs had been exported. Authorities have banned the sale and distribution of the drugs, produced by the Shanghai Hualian Pharmaceutical Co., it said. China, a major global supplier, has been facing growing international pressure to improve the quality of its exports after dangerous toxins — from lead to an antifreeze ingredient — were found in goods including toys and toothpaste. Xinhua said the State Food and Drug Admin
What Is True Passion
In my life I have found that people no one in general, have different Ideals on what is Passion. I think Passion is what can bolt out of someone or can be released threw emotion. I dont think Passion is reconized for what it is anymore. It gets confused for Desire, Lust, Greed and is kept in side or pushed back into ones ego. For me passion is what drives me. I feel passion like most people but not in the way I think others do. For instants I love sex but I live for all parts every thing that comes with it good and bad. I want more than just the feeling I want to see the heat and risk the art of bonding with that someone, just to bring the Passion out. What do you think?????
Great Links
Okay, maybe everyone has always known about this site, but I tend to be a slow learner. I LOVE this site to listen to when I'm online, it doesn't matter wHAT I'm in the mood for I can find it here! http://bluebeat.com/ Just give it a try! Moon
Reasons To Date A Rider
1. we NEVER ride in the same position 2. we always finish unless were injured 3. we always wear protection well sometimes 4. we can ride for a LONG time 5. we are always up for riding... always 6. we ride as hard as we possibly can and then some 7. we like to ride new things 8. we take good care of what we ride 9. we stick it through many heats no matter what 10. we appreciate breaking things in 11. we like both rough and smooth conditions 12. we dont mind getting dirty... infact we kinda like it that way 13. once we learn something we are determined to perfect it 14. we like our mechanicals well lubed at all times 15. we do our own stunts 16. even after riding we still LOVE to party 17. we are willing to fail a couple times before we succeed 18. we always focus on the current ride 19. we sacrafice our bodies every time we ride 20.we spend ridiculous amounts of money on what we ride 21.
What I Did Friday And Saturday Nights
Friday night i went home and chilled at there and drank with my roomies. Saturday night i went to my friend Leandri's going away party. She was here in the states for a year as a Nanny and is leaving to go back to her country which is South Africa. It was a lot of fun to hang out with a group of locals from my Fav. radio station again... I havent done that in like 2 months. Well thats it.... Pretty boring huh? Oh I will be making a folder for some pics from Sat. Night!!
Wanna Help More?
Hey guys, i know alot of you did me a kickass favor last night helping me level :) alot of you rated EVERYTHING!!! lol, you soooo rock :) if you're still wondering about other ways to help me there's still a few left :) 1. the real $$ ways - tickers, blasts, happy hours 2. the fake money ways - single tickers 3. the no money ways: 3a. link me to your profile, using either the code provided when you click "link this profile" or asking me for the code to use a larger pic to do so... 3b. Make Bullitens/Blog posts linking me in them :p the more people that find me, the better :) use anything you have! ok so it's all shameless begging, but i love finding new people, and hey! you all got to perv my NSFW's, why not share the fun ;) Much Love, Sin
I Am A Bad Friend
Look friends here I go again !!!!!!!!!! I am still sending apologies to you ALL for being a Bad "scarce" friend. A little over a month ago Taylor came home from her fathers with some really bad bruises on her right leg. I have been dealing with OCS, Counselors & Police in 2 parishes (what we call counties here.. for yall that don't know ~ giggles ) I am fighting with all my might and will not stop until Taylor is safe. This is been so hard. I have been so exausted mentally, emotionally and spiritually. Found myself losing hope besides worrying myself sick for the safety and well being of my child. Those of you who know me well know I love my 4 year old daughter more than some may be able to fathom. I have court again on Tuesday and hopefully tht will settle it. I am process of trying to make the rounds for all my friends and show luv a little at a time. I promise I will make it to you soon. This is just an update for you. Today ,I had a dear fubar friend I said hi to, that thoug
Am I Just Bein A Bitch?.......
On Thursday I left for a not so difficult 7 hour trip that I was very excited about and was supposed to arrive at my destination around 3 or 4 oclock in the afternoon at the latest. Well my good buddy Murphy has taken permanent residence on my ass and never misses an opportunity to remind me he's there! As usually happens I started having some trouble with my radiator on wednesday night and discovered a patched crack that was causing the problem. Being the optimist that I am (you'd think experience would break me of that pesky optimism thing) i decide to pick up a new radiator and replace it when I get back over the weekend as I did not want to be late. Ha think again says Murphy! I got approximately 3 hours into my 7 hour journey when I began to overheat - after the second time of stopping in BF oklahoma and adding water and trying to temporarily fix the problem I finally gave in and pulled into a parking lot off of the highway to change the radiator. Now comes my reason for the
Tattoos
i need some tattoo ideas plz help
I Will Not
I will NOT answer the following: anything already in my profile, anything in all caps, anything regarding how "kinky" i am. if it's in the fucking profile, read the fucking profile. if it's in all caps, figure out where the fucking caps lock key is. if you can't tell how kinky i am by the pictures, explaining it is not going to fucking help. guys, start using the head ON TOP of your SHOULDERs, not the one at WAIST LEVEL. if you send a shout and i don't respond, figure out if one of these reasons is why. i come here to post pictures, not discuss my sex life. i come here to make REAL friends, not assholes that just want to see my fucking pussy. i don't come here to get you off, if you need help with that, find a fucking hooker. are we clear??? ~Sin
Life Part 7
It is Sunday and I have been going through stuff that we have seemed to put in boxes and hidden in the garage for years! It was time to go through them and get rid of shit that we have not seen in years! Like 20 years. It is all dusty. Not a good thing to be doing on a Sunday but it has been needed for quite some time now. Yesterday was Christopher's birthday party. It turned out so nice. We had family and friends over and the kids went swimming. Even though it wasn't hot outside, the pool was warm and the kids enjoyed themselves! For being mostly boys, they were pretty calm in the pool. The adults just sat around and talked. Very stress free birthday. I had prepared the food beforehand so I could just relax during the party and that made it really nice for me. I left the party when it was winding down because I had to go to another party. I enjoyed myself. I am always the last one to leave. I guess that means I love to talk or to have a good time? My friends hus
Irritants!!
I find that several poeple on here NEVER have much of anything nice to say! they are either bashing or rude! constructive critisizing is good however is it ALWAYS nessisary? come on now! is life that miserable for you that you are REALLY that unhappy as a person? life is short and IT IS what you make of it. YOU make your life what it is; take responsibility for yourself and your actions! you may find that your not as unhappy and miserable as you think! life is short make it the best it can be laugh hard often, blow soda out your nose regularly, get spontanious and have some fun, let loose and roll naked in the grass!! IT WON'T KILL YOU!!!
Another One Bites The Dust!!
PACKERS-35 GIANTS-13
Ilast Day Of The Wekend
Hi there this is my first blog on here. I am jusst sitting home with the kids and my hubby today till he goes to work to night. We dont have much to do here in this little town so I am on here alot. I like to meet new people. I am very chatty and so I hope to get to meet lots of new people... well message me if you like and I hope to hear from some of you soon....
Wtf
Why is it that now every time you post something it does not show up in other peoples Bar tab. Why does it do that now. I would say it does that like 80% of the time now. Why?? Well i asked support and they said it is a glitch in the system they have been working on it for a few days.
Life Is Sucking At The Moment
So my life right now is pretty shitty. I feel like I have absolotutely no one to turn to. I live 20 minutes away from my friends and I don't have a car so it's hard to meet up with them. I got a 3.0 going on in school and that is the only thing making me happy right now. But I just wanted to get a couple words out so here ya go. Peace out and thanks for reading. Tiff~~
Why Do People Think I'm Stupid
well it seems people think i should jump when they say bark and have to do things thier way and no one elses way well i got news for ya I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO this is not Directed at anyone in paticular but im tired of everyone thinking im gonna do things their way sorry guys but if u don't like me speaking my mind to bad guess u can deal with it cause it ain't gonna change im me and i'll always be me and if no one likes it such is life cause im not gonna change for anyone or anything i work and come here for enjoyment. after all i do and work some people think i should jump and do things their way well got news for ya i don't fucking think so and if u can't handle it to bad life's a bitch
Letter Of Love
Letter of Love Somehow I always feel better, When I write you another love letter, I let out my cries, Never saying our goodbyes, Then slip it in the pocket of your sweater. I tell you my fears, That bring me salted tears, I wipe the pressure away, In this short essay, As bliss forms and reappears. As the pencil rapidly flows, I try to explain and compose, The way I feel, Is too good to be real, Better than a red red rose. Telling you my dreams, Letting out all my screams, Showing you I care, And this relationship can go somewhere, Is filling the sky with god’s gleams. You do something to me, You let me fly and set me free, Your simple touch, Is way too much, For even god to see. I keep on writing like before, But this time it’s so much more, About your eyes that makes me melt, It’s something that I’ve never felt, It’s your soul I deeply implore. I will stand by you, Until the earth’s core turns a pale blue, I’ll indicate the love I shar
9 Points To Ponder To An F'd Up World
Number 9 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 8 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And, The Number 1 Thought For 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in Amer
Who Would Miss Me If I Wasnt Here !
U no it is crazy being in places looking for friends and getting to no them , boy what ashame it is . And one day everyone will see what I mean . Woman with a Big Heart is here .
Sport
Basketball is the second religion in Lithuania. If you don't believe that - come over here when our team is playing at European Championship or the Olympics :) Bronze For Lithuania By Yarone Arbel 16 September 2007 The two last champions of Europe from 2003 and 2005 met on Sunday evening in Palacio de Deportes in Madrid and when the smoke cleared Lithuania beat Greece 78-69. Lithuania hit two birds with one stone. By winning the game they'll get to wear the bronze medal on the EuroBasket 2007 podium later on tonight, and also earned the third European ticket to the Olympic games in 2008. Greece wanted to win a third medal in a row, but saw a tough Lithuanian group who recovered in time from the surprising loss to Russia in the semi-finals last night. "It's not a gold medal but I'll take this," said Darius Songaila after the game. "For sure it's a great feeling. Now we're going to focus on the Olympics." Lithuania earned their first ever bronze meda
Cannot
Kisses, like jewels around her neck - and hands blazing trails to the firestorm, warm and bright - one night doing the impossible with a woman I cannot touch - I can't get there from here. I want the blue sky of her breath against my skin just once - let me in just once and let me find the breeze, the wind, the tempest of a moment with a woman I cannot touch - I can't get there from here. Sand, like warm water between my toes and waves lapping at our shore - I just need to swim inside her ocean and reach the crest of the wave I cannot know - I can't get there from here. Real love is elemental - fire water earth sky - I wish that I could try but I can't get there from here. © All rights reserved
Microwave Popcorn ... Health Hazard?
This is from the Pump Handle blog. So far, all of the attention has been on workers. This is the first case identified of a consumer getting popcorn lung by popping popcorn in his own kitchen. He probably popped a lot more popcorn than the average person, but two questions remain: 1. Is this a single case, or is it just the first (of many) identified cases that family physicians may have been overlooking? >>>>>Aren't these the same questions we've been asking over the years? But the only difference is is that we are dealing with a natural toxin vs a man made one, but at a much greater magnitude with more severe debilitating effects. 2. Where are our public health agencies. Even if this is an isolated case, shouldn't it have launched further inquiries and alerts? >>>>Good question.... Why haven't they? And finally, will this help the case for an OSHA standard? >>>>Well, duh!!! You would think so and we already have it laid out for them, such as the S520. We
Hear You Me
There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go I never said thank you for that 'thought I might get one more chance What would you think of me now? So lucky, so strong, so proud I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance So what would you think of me now? So lucky, so strong, so proud I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance And if you were with me tonight I'd sing to you just one more time A song for a heart so big God wouldn't let it live May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads the sleepless go May angels lead you in May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads the sleepless go May angels lead you in
Wtf Is This About!
ok so now im pimping myself....im in a tattoo contest if you could plz come help me out...i love back...thanxxx to anyone that helps... xoxoxoxo
Coming Home
Leave the lights on and the window open - I'm coming home to you. Leave the coffee percolating, Smokey on the stereo, candles burning, buttons open, baby, I'm coming home. Leave the bed unmade, sheets pulled back, pillows fluffed, diaphragm ready, Astroglide warmed and on the nightstand, darling, I'm coming home horny as a truck full of billy goats. In fact, meet me in the garage... © All rights reserved
Last Freakin Straw
This is it guys... last fuckin warning you get. if i continue to see people ONLY rating/commenting on NSFW's ALLLLLL of them will be moved to family until i decide you've fucking grown up enough to see them. keep comments like nice pussy out of my fucking shout box. rate things that help me or i see no fucking reason to help you jerk off. later sin
Who Likes New Tags??? Lol
I do lots of work in Paint shop pro and Photoshop.... I will put up some smaples of my work in a few... hehhee.... What kid of tags are ya;ll looking for.. sexy.... Gothic....DArk.....Funny.. Cute.... D.O.W..(((Days of week))))... Sports.. etc... Want some tags wiff your names on them certain types... what Genre you would like your names on.. Lemma know... Big Zombie&Vampire smooooches!!!!! lol... KDM is still trying to turn me his way to be a vampire.... LMAO!!! Hell no Imma true Zombie.... lmao... Plus I got bad blood... and bad veins... Hell Im dead.... Imma Zombie... ROFL!!!!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:O... Leave me some of your namers ane what you want or wehat not on here okies.. :) Anyone else want some 1 of a kind tags made.. :) hehe.... My background i=on my profile I made .. Thats one of the tags/backgrounds I made.. I make backgrounds for fubar also... So if anyone want me to make them a particular B/g fro their FUBAR profile... just leave me a message on here.... :)
With You
With you, I wish for eyes to see in the dark - so I can watch you sleeping; so I can know the colors of your dreams and feel the essence of you as you lie next to me. With you, I want a thousand senses - to know the levels of your laughter and the tiny aromas that become your scent; to see within, to hear without, to feel your hairs stand on end when I whisper to you in the darkest night. With you, I need each second to last a lifetime and to live a million lifetimes in the safe cover of your love. © All rights reserved
My Stuff
Listen to my music and Visit my MYSPACE page too xoxo http://www.myspace.com/djdollbeatz

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Trinity
Today i sit here thinking of one young but very special person who left this world physically but never spiritually....i'm referring to my daughter who was born on May 4th 2004..my child who was the light of my life the apple of my eye and any other way you may think of or know...she gave me hope a reason to live and a way to show my friends, family, and so many more that i was not some push over or a guy without morals, but yet something else. the world may look at me and think oh hes just some guy with a baby probably never kept it in his pants or its probably not even his kid cuz his girls a whore...yea people can think what they want...but the thing i never tell anyone is that yea she wasn't my child by blood i took her in and rasied her 5 months before she was born and till the day that she died...i was the type of guy willing to make another woman happy and feel that she wasn't alone in a world of such ignorant males...i loved both my daughter and my ex-girlfriend and was willing
Im Not Here
Im not here by Jennifer Blakely Im not there/I feel nothing I start each day and im not there you kiss me and I feel nothing I walk this world and im not there you hold me and I feel nothing I have these feelings but im not there you use me and I feel nothing I want to feel something but im not there you ignore me and I feel nothing Im trying desperately to feel something you seem not to care I hope to feel something when u kiss me you kiss me and nothings there I feel is the pressure of your lips you don't make me feel a spark, or a fluttering sensation I feel nothing and Im dying to feel this love
Kill Me
kill me by Jennifer Blakely Kill me, cut my heart rip it out still beating in your hands shake my soul until I fall apart send my love to a desolate land this pain hurts to the core I cant feel myself anymore wish it would end wish it was fake burn my love burn my heart how I wish we could never part but it seems all good things must end so I say goodbye to you my love to the only one ill ever love tho it kills me like nothing else seems this is how it must be goodbye my heart, my life.
The Years
I won't forget the scent of her - it decorates my memory, makes the moments real again. I need the melancholy that I feel with thoughts of who she was to me (and I to her). I won't forget the sound of her, the feel of her, the taste of her - my god, the years have passed, but she is still in me, still the proof to me that I deserve goodness in my life. One Autumn day, we made love under trees near a quiet, moss-covered waterfall and I heard her (hear her still) telling me in sighs and impassioned sounds that I was (am) the first, the best, the only... If this is all I'll ever have, at least I had it all. © All rights reserved
Gave Up
watched multiple people continue to go through my nsfw's even while the previous blog and stash item were posted. nsfw's are locked. one is not. there may be some nsfw's in the other albums but this primarily applies to the full nsfw albums. that's it guys, you managed to hit the last nerve and this is what you get. my apologies to those that have rated everything. tough and fetish i will give you temporary family access as i know you did rate things. for others, if i see that this is the case, perhaps the same will happen, but again, this is at MY discretion, DO NOT BOTHER ASKING. sin PS. for those of you that want to fucking bitch that i didn't rate YOUR shit, keep in mind, i didn't go perving through your NSFWs and bitch about having a hardon either. PLEASE get the fuck over yourselves.
Hey All
Hey all long time no see!!! Sorry haven't been around, life has gotten very hectic. Here is a vid for all you out there. Missed ya'll and I'll talk to ya soon.
My Boys Do It Again
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Wading
I am wading into the unknown waters of your hidden heart and feeling the comfort of this warm pool. The water here shimmers (and ripples of your laughter lap around my ankles, tickling me). I am splashing and dousing myself in you - loving this feeling of wetness. © All rights reserved
My Best Friend
At first I never thought it would work I thought it would be just another game But we started to get closer And nothing was the same You're more than just a best friend The meaning is undefined You hold a part of me That I thought I left behind You've given me this re-ability To have faith and hope I thought it to be impossible But you're my way to cope You're like family to me But that seems an understatement too You've filled an empty void That I thought I'd never make through You amaze me so much at times That I don't know what to say You're like an angel without it's wings That happened to pass my way You know how to open up And show that you trust me You make me feel like I'm not worthless And that this was meant to be You listen so much too Days and days about the same thing You never once complain That I'm being annoying You feel my feelings Even the ones I'm not ready to face You hold my hand through it And fill the empty space I
My Rate Spankers
TO ALL MY rate spankers thank you for helpin me level as nite its great n to everyone else who helped i apperciate it all... n to the cuz im fuckin princess duh u r awesome
Tattoo Contest
i need some help bombing this link plz ..... .
Underground Den Of Desires Family Pimpout
starting this weekend and every sunday i will be pimping out a few of my friends It's been a while since I shared some of my friends with everyone so here we go.. These people are awesome, all of them so go by, rate, fan, add, and luv them all :) ♥§tabMeTilICumm♥@ fubar sweetthing@ fubar }i{MisssButterfly}i{~~L.U.V. Club Accomodator~~ArchAngel Family ~~Underground Den of Desires~~@ fubar Forever_Sandy`Honorable Society of Wolves~~OFFICAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar WIZARD@ fubar ÐïÐÐ¥... £µßår'§ ßåÐÐ ßð¥ & þrêþþ¥ Ghêttð Jµggålð@ fubar Ψ GHاT RîÐÊR Ψ@ fubar (R)Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥~Co-Owner Of Anything Goes~R/L Fiance@ fubar
When Women Like Women
iam talking on the other end when other women like women// what a mess, when lesibans settle for less but witch girl should wear the dress. whats up with the dumb-lez// keepin little stumble on the legs.// no more magic in david copier fields magic wand tell ya mom keep on her nylons when she got stuck with stap-ons mascline tones when i left home ithink dyke stole my calone when tits made of cilacone minds propellin, when ellen in belgin belchin another lesiban iam smellin with rotten melons thats why i got problem with my spellin whats a dyke like whats bitch need i think dyke needs dildo and beans, cus they like substute meats
Are Fucking Kidding Me!
LOL..my first and probably only happy hour and it appears that I have a jealous bitch among my so called friends. Be it male of female..LOL You know who you are loser, so please remove yourself from my list. I just want to have fun and not only is this loser going through my pics and flagging them, but also my stash as well. Too bad you have no life. LMAO Giggling still for you cause its so pathetic! To everyone else...LOVE ALWAYS!! HUGS AND KISSES!!
Living Will
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state. I don't want to be dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. Please, as my friend, if that ever happens to me just pull the plug." She promptly got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer. She's such a bitch.....
Red
I am nervous, need to touch the moist air around you - want to find a place no man has loved and kiss forever the virgin skin. What color is my longing for you if not red, like the last of the dying sun as we sit, shoulder to shoulder, watching the darkness hurry in around us? I am nervous, for the moment cannot last long enough and you will someday wonder who I was and where I went. © All rights reserved
Funny
Did I like retard another to it send retard a like this reading time sweet your took you since. (Now, read it backwards) LOL
Illuminated
Your skin was soft (I remember how it felt) was smooth and warm and my hands wanted you there - your kisses felt like suction drawing me inside and the darkness surrounding us was illuminated by the fire in my heart. It can't be wrong to miss you when it felt so right beside you. © All rights reserved
Never Ending Story
Not a day goes by Where a thought of you Doesn't come to mind Memories of our love I'm constantly reminded of I'd pick up the phone There you stood, my cornerstone Never did I stand alone A song on the radio A smile, A Flower Memories of all the things that now have turned sour We did all we could Let fate take its course And here we stand Feeling Nothing but loss Do we meet again At another time Will we defeat the silence That conquered the line Or alone will I walk A narrow road of wonder Waiting to feel the rays Of the sun we once walked under Is it all just convenience For when I'm alone Or is it real this time Do I want to come home Home to a heart That ran when it was tough The reason I left I just had enough Or home to a love Unconditional and true My destiny has led To only you I've saved myself From heartache and pain I've found someone new And moved out of the rain Again we will meet If our love is true Until
Internal Cry
An unborn heart Already torn By a condom That was not worn A young life that has turned to death Before its first external breath There you stand guilt free Look what we've done Can't you see **copyrightd 1990 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Just And Ordinary Girl
Upon a pedestal she sits waiting to feel the pain of the walls she hits Over and over, she can do no wrong same old dance and same old song Just once, the chance to be herself Just once, to come down off your golden shelf To be herself, and finally be true It just wasn't good enough for you You build her up...a princess...a prize Her true identity lost behind your lies A moment of weakness, god forbid How dare she...How could she...Look what she did Disappointed, you turn away Same old story, Just another day All the fame and all the glory Couldn't bring a happy ending to this girl's story Her only desire To find her man Even if it means... Losing all her fans. **copyrighted 2000 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Eternal Peace
People always watching Every move she made Never had the time To make her own mistakes She's start to lose her balance In this superficial race And someone'd always catch her And put her in her place This little girl all grown up All expectations met Her life has been "so" wonderful and now her future's "set" Upon that pedestal she sits As they crowd around She laughs and smiles all she can Tries not to let them down Tired of being strong And doing all that's right She wants him just to hold her close And let her cry at night Not looking for a hero Or another fan She just wants to be herself With the one that understands The pain is getting harder To deal with each day It grows inside her body As times ticks away What once was happiness In the eyes of those she knew Has grown into sorrow For there's nothing they can do Her dignity is stripped With each passing night She's not sure how much longer She can put up this fight Her brea
Happy Hour Giveaway
HEY YA'LL MY PEEPS IM IN MY VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR CONTEST PLEASE COME BY AND HELP ME GET THIS HAPPY HOUR
Shy Quiz
You Are 16% Shy You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing. You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult.How Shy Are You?
My Bedtime Prayer
Amongst these bottles of pills I take I pray the lord I do not wake To keep my soul and let me free From these day to day chains that seem to bind me My heart is shattered My brain is fried My cheeks, they burn From all the tears I've cried My strength has been broken And I am weak On the wings of a dove Eternal Peace I seek So hold me God, in your arms so tight Help me begin my final flight And those who survive me Let them understand There was nothing they could do I am in safe hands So take my life And lead the way Please Lord.... Don't let me live another day! ***copyrighted 2002 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Dmxs Stuff
Dmx the dog of the squad was born December 18, 1970 in Baltimore Maryland in the projects. His family knew in the area he lived that he would get in trouble alot so he moved to Yonkers New York with his aunt. There he showed a talent in music. He was signed to Columbia Records where his first album was brought out called Born Loser. Peepz wasn't feeling him then in 1996..so he had to come out wiht something rougher and harder. That's when he started appearing on artists songs such as LL cool J, John forte, The Lox , Ma$e and many more. Peepz was feeling him then so he knew he had to come out with something strong to keep him image alive. That's when 98 came around and he brought out It's Dark and Hell is Hot was under Def Jams Records which sold 3 million copies. Now he is one of the best Eastcost rappers alive. He says he started rappering for the ladies and if he wasn't the best rapper right now he would have been stop rappering...but he is the best.So lets welcome Dmx to our wor
Tyvm
to everyone who helped me level i appreciate it very much and dont hesitate to ask me if ya need help, ill return the favor anytime.....MWAHZ!!!!!!
Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife (or husband) any more. She/he takes you
Headlines
Headlines from the year 2029: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formerly known as California.) White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 25 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Ode To Tom Hodges
People quickly passing by Their faces all a blur Remembering very few Amongst the aisles that stir I go about my day Not taking note of much Until I see this man A gentlemen, of such His face shines like a beacon Across this crowded sea This man of grey and silver Begins approaching me His smile...sort of innocent His eyes, a child like fear I think about my grandpa As he starts to near His words are softly spoken Though repetitive they are As he tries to ask my help In searching for his car His confusion comes and goes Just like a summer's breeze As I walk with him and reminisce To put his fears at ease A mind full of knowledge And stories of the past A life lived to the fullest Not much time for it to last He searches for a friend As he journeys on his way A simple touch of kindness To get him through his day I open up the car door and I help him climb inside He starts up the engine To begin his final ride Before he drives away
Sandpaper
Rubbed raw by too much reality, baby - my nerves are shot - are you going to blame me for gin for tonic for lime juice squeezed like my blood from wedges of my goddam heart? Tell me, now, where does my arm end and the bottle begin? It is as much a part of me as you once were - and I know where to get more Tanqueray, never had enough of your intoxication. I'll never fuck this bottle, but I can make love to the lovely green glass every night every day every time your picture drops from my wallet. © All rights reserved
Choices
Some people sit - some people try. Some people laugh - some people cry. Some people will - some people won’t. Some people do - some people don’t. Some people believe and develop a plan. Some people doubt - never think that they can. Some people face hurdles and give it their best. Some people back down - when faced with a test. Some people complain of their miserable lot. Some people are thankful for all that they’ve got. And when it’s all over - when it comes to an end some people lose out and some people win. We all have a choice - We all have a say. We are spectators in life, or we get in and play. Whatever we choose - how we handle life’s game, The choices are ours - no one else is to blame
Level
25000 till I am a pimp lol
Movie Review... Stardust
Very fun and fairy tale like movie..... Trailer: StardustFlixster - Share Movies Plot: From the imaginations of best-selling author Neil Gaiman and director Matthew Vaughn comes "Stardust," this summer's one totally original fantasy epic that is destined to enchant and excite audiences of all ages. Following the adventures of a young man who sets out on a quest to prove his love, and finds far more than he bargained for, "Stardust" takes on every fairy tale in which anyone ever wanted to believe. From wicked witches to dashing princes, flying pirates to dueling swordsmen, magical spells to mystical destinies, it all adds up to a funny, romantic tale of true love and high adventure unlike any other. "Stardust" begins in the sleepy English village of Wall, so named for the cobblestone wall that has, for hundreds of years, kept the villagers safely apart from the strange, supernatural realm that lies just on the other side. It is here that young Tristan Throne (CHARLIE COX) makes a
Chalk Outline
I hold in my hand a bottomless bottle of too fucking horny for my own good - gin can't kill it, never could, just makes it numb and mumbly. I watch the ice cubes melt think of you screaming out unfrozen, and remember the sound of your summer dress weeping on the chair, "you never let me in, I feel outside, where's your soul?" Sugar, this is not the entrance to my soul - just where it leaks out now and then. I left a chalk outline in your bed - that and this bottle are the best parts of me. © All rights reserved
Hi
im a shy person its hard for me to meet people. when you go to a party or anyplace and you see that person sitting alone in the corner that would be me. as much as i try to get away from it its hard i guess im just so worried about saying the wrong thing or offending someone. so i stay quiet and in my corner. so if i speak in short terms its not that im being rude or being ignorant its just that at first until i get to know you. i know this dont make much sense but those that talk to me knows what i mean. am i wrong in being this way should i try to change? what should i do?
The Secret Reason--men Fail With Women
As you can probably imagine, I interact with a lot of guys who are having problems with women. And one of the things that I've noticed is that almost every guy that is “failing” with women has an EXCUSE - a “good reason” why things aren't “working” for him. THE SECRET EXCUSE... I have come to believe that most guys who aren't succeeding with women carry around a “Secret Excuse” for why they're not succeeding... a Secret Excuse for failure. For some it's their height, for some it's their age, for some it's their income... and for some guys, it's a reason outside of themselves... maybe it's the place that they live, or where they work. What's YOUR Secret Excuse for why you don't succeed with women at the level you'd like to? If you can, stop right now and write down your own personal Secret Excuse for failing with women. Then, see if you can figure out where that Secret Excuse came from. Did something happen in your life that led you to believe that your Excuse was REAL
Mmaggie
i like list song i bean ever state -from west coast to eastcoast- i got married ---it turn ---no good i just look be friend poeple not look for married no that ok next preson not for me i like r&B and old good 70&60 -and little 80--i love country hole lot i speak with my friend on my computer--i like my dog
2470to Level
He doesnt have much too rate so we need everyone that can help.Show some love dogyamissedit@ fubar
New Adventures
I have an incredible website. Please check it out and tell me what you think. Anything you could ever want or need you can find there. ;) I promise! www.sextoysex.com/ass4u
Sluts
Can someone tell me WHY men are just interested in young.. out for only themselves sluts...or any sluts.. reguarless of age??? That is a basic fucking question..
My Dating Life
I have decided that I am going to sit out of the dating scene for awhile. Its not whats it cracked up to be. I know I have only been single since November, except for my last fling that lasted 3 months. I am just going to hang out with friends and family. I have met alot of nice people on this site and they know who they are. But I am going to try this for awhile and maybe something will come along in the future for me, hopefully near future. Someone that I can be with and they can be with me. I dont want that person to change and I dont want them to want me to change. I think that is my problem. I change into something they want me to be, someone i dont like. I like being be me, out going and some of my friends may even say that I am loud at times. and I like to party too. I will keep people posted on how the single life goes for awhile. talk to ya'll leter
The Cloud Descending
I'll have a tender moment with you before the day begins and cinch my tie to take the five fifty-two to the city to earn wages while you dress in crisp whites and hang a stethoscope over your neck and into your pocket. Your work means so much more than mine, but you will meet me at the door and ask me how my day has been, bring my gin: "Same shit, different assholes." I wish I had more to offer, wish I could tell you that I thought of you too much today and was late for a meeting with a client I hate while smiling at my desk about the way you looked last night before the cloud of Tanqueray descended and I fell asleep on the sofa. I wish my drink was thinner so I could manage to take you to our room and show all the million ways you make my life, make me better. But, the gin is smooth and irons out the wrinkles in my brow until I waste another night in front of the flickering light of ESPN. © All rights reserved
Sex (poem, Just Warning Its Graphic)
Ohh you like the way I spread my legs, rub my clit on the tip. How I stick to fingers in my pussy moving in and out of my tight wet hole. Mmm That Sexual Pleasure as my juices run down my leg. You like the way I move my hips, bite my lip to the touch of my hand making myself shiver. Mmm That Sexual Pleasure moaning louder getting closer. Yeah you like the way I talk dirty Ahh baby fuck me right make me holla scream your name. That Sexual Pleasure making you sweat of the though of the touch of my mouth. I know you like my full lips my tongue on your dick licking up and down pulling you further in my mouth. Ohh baby That Sexual Pleasure as you slide in and out of me making you rock hard. You like that don't you That Sexual Pleasure watching me come, liking my fingers, seeing my tongue. That Sexual Pleasure to make you come. That Sexual Pleasure making you beg for more, forget all the other girls. That Sexual Pleasure that have you running all kinds of freaky fantasies
Guest Book
I Lost My Guest Book Please Stop By And Fan Rate Comment Or Even Sign My Guest Book Please Just Stop By And Show Sum Kind Of Luv
Feet
Okay, when I stubbed my left foot yesterday, one of my nails came loose from the toe about half way. Then TODAY, my kid decides to step on that same toe (it was an accident) but did it hurt like hell! I think my nail is dying to drop off so when I soak it in the tub, I'm going to start clipping it off little by little. It's nasty but somebody's gotta do it and figure it should be me. Any ideas, MisterFeet?
Need Bombers
hey yall come over and help support the independent family in bomb fest.two of bombing families dropped out to team up with the other two contestants.we need all the help we can get.u need to add and rate the host then you will be able to bomb. thank you. independent family
Pay The Bill
You read about climbing a mountain and think you're a fucking explorer - read this: you won't know how I taste until you take me in your mouth. You drink my gin and leave me with more limes than liquor - eventually, the bill must be paid - I'm not your goddamn bartender. My smoke rings last longer than your affection for me - I guess Tanqueray is not your aphrodisiac. What is? © All rights reserved
Do Phone Surveys Annoy You?
I know that many people get annoyed at phone surveys....well, I have recently joined the ranks of those who annoy you, and I've learned something. 1. market research doesn't have a call list. bitch all you want, your number won't get taken off. 2. they will keep calling you back. even if you hang up on them or cuss them out. that is what they do. all day. 3. the QUICKEST way for them to leave you the hell alone...IS TAKE THE DAMN SURVEY. that is how your number gets kicked out of the system. just thought I'd put this helpful hint out there for everyone.
Bar Tricks
I met a guy who claims to know a hundred bar tricks - ways to balance things, throw stuff, make objects seem to float in air. He showed me one or two, and I even practiced them at home that night. But when I am perched on a stool staring at a row of tap handles and a shelf of bottles blown or cut from colored glass (or however the hell they make them), I only know this one trick: I can turn a ten dollar bill into a double-shot gin and tonic. It's the only trick I need. © All rights reserved
It's In My Gut
It's in my gut, it sticks there - this gnawing notion, these words I've heard over and over before bouncing inside me: I'll fuck this up. I always do - hence my intimate relationship with gin bottles and flushable puke buckets. I shaved and put away the liquor, tidied up - opened up the windows to let out the stink of ashtrays - but just as sure as Tanqueray makes the finest liquid salve for angst-ridden writers on another fine drunk (to atone for yet another crime of the heart), I'll fuck this up. © All rights reserved
Sperm Donors
So, you've read some of my other blogs and know that I am getting divorced, AGAIN... well, this is the last time, let me tell you this... but that is another blog, and don't want to go there right now... What I would like to talk about is a conversation I had with a perfect stranger over the weekend... I was extremely upset after Devlin's football game this past saturday night, causing me to miss my date (sorry bigjeep07, muah & miss you). Then around midnight my brother dragged me out of bed, made me get ready and took me out to a new bar in town. They had a live band, dancing, pool tables, bar, the whole nine yards... I was wishing I could crawl back under the covers. After my first margarita, I walked back up to the bar to order another... of course passing 6 pool tables with 2-6 people each and people sitting at tables before you get to the bar itself. I'm sure you know by now I am loosening up and starting to cheer up a little bit, when out of the blue this young looki
Ice Cubes
Baby, this love is not a winged thing, it's a free fall belly flop into shallow water. I have been in this glass before - the memory rattles around like ice cubes. She was nothing like you, though - she would race me to the bottom of every quart of gin, grab the last lime, greedy; she could never kiss me while we made love. (Hell no - she called it fucking, anyway.) You take your time, slowly sip your Tanqueray, keeping your eyes on me - you build hunger and drag me to the floor. Drunken wet kisses land like raindrops everywhere... © All rights reserved
Car Tires
Too many cigarettes today - oh god, your yellow dress (crumpled like roadkill on the kitchen floor) still flashes like a ghost behind my eyelids. I want to snuff out this memory like I did that last Camel Light - how can I, with your sweet vapors still rising from my hands? I have watched airy swirls of grey smoke climb from too many cigarettes and hover over too much gin today while you are on a highway putting as many goddamned miles between us as you possibly can - how did we go from love to I couldn't give a shit in one short night (two hours, thirty-seven minutes from the speed of light to fucking zero)? Now I sit and listen for the crunch of tires on the macadam, listen for the telephone, listen for the sound of you still echoing from the bedroom walls... © All rights reserved
Need Advice
so i have been going through shit with myself and i don't get whats wrong. OK I HEAR WOMEN SAY THEY WANT THIS AND THEY WANT THAT. I DATED A FEMAL WHO SAID I WAS TOO PERFECT AND DIDN'T WANT TO MESS IT UP SO SHE LEFT. THE ONLY FEMALES I FEEL I CAN DATE ARE HOOD RATS THAT HAVE NO GOALS. WELL ACCEPT HAVING THE NEW BABY DADDY AND HIS CHILD SUPPORT CHECK. why can't i have a woman i think is a real dime. here goes my run down *i have a big ass heart *i'm very affectionate *i love kids *very open minded *strong sex drive *loves romance *ex army football player and soldier *college education *love life and faith in God *poet and dancer and rapper *don't smoke or drink *loves his momma...hahahah i'm not a baller. i struggle, and live check to check. i'm not a thug and get grossed out by the thought of hitting a woman. so what is wrong with me besid my finacial shit
The Wild Boor
I wrote a hundred fucking swear words on the coffee table from the ring of water fallen there from this beer I won't ever finish - I used to be so hard. I used to summon images of drunken binges, bagging women, weaving magic spells with words, but I am now the prey (and happily hung upon her living room wall). I was once a wild boor, breaking bottles on the back fence and scaring little children with my five day growth of I don't give a shit, but I am tamed and timid, wanting only her right now right here. I wasn't supposed to land in her soft arms. I was supposed to die unsung unknown unloved. Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of her- I am afraid that she might leave. © All rights reserved
Slave
Excerpt From The Davenport Sisters By: Mairi Mackay
It's been a long time since I've written anything in this novel, but I figured I'd post this as my first Blog Entry. Excerpt from "The Davenport Sisters" by: Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2007 Chapter 2 Salem, Massachusetts 1652 "The Births" A circle of wealthy men stood outside of Davenport Estate as sounds of horses filled the air kicking dirt about the city making way for new travelers arriving from ..:England. Hope stood with her guide and watched as a slave hurriedly ran downstairs to grab more cloths while two women were about ready to give birth. The sun shone through the windows when one woman let out a scream. "I'll never bare anymore children after this!" she cried fully beside herself as she laid there in agony. Her dark hair flung about her shoulders as her face paled. This child felt as though it was never going to com
Roses (a Card I Made)
Another Day Gone
Life
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY FAMILY,MY SISTERAE NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE I AM SICK OF ALL THERE CRAP.AND AS AR AS MY MOTHER SHE CAN GO STRAIT TO HELL TOO!!!!!!
Does Anybody Know??
I have one family member that her ACC was deleted How can i delete it from MY FAMILY ??
One Flaw In Woman
One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, L
A Walk In The Woods
one day you decide to take a walk but your feet took you to the forest you say to yourself I would never come here but somehow you are compelled to stay so you shrug your shoulders and walk around your entranced by the beauty the woods create birds singing and the wind sweeping over your face you smile and you hug yourself you sit down on a log and you close your eyes you breathe in and then you open your eyes your smile slowly starts to fade away when you have opened your eyes you noticed you were no longer in those woods you were in a rundown apartment lying on a grungy bed you realized you were dreaming of a place that hardly ever exists anymore and life is slowly losing it natural beauty and life would be nothing without it
Girls Tell It All.com
GIRLS TELL IT ALL.COM PLEASE ORDER OUR NAUGHTY AND UNCENSORED CD NOW ! You will be extremely aroused and totally turned on with what you will hear! Some of the Worlds Sexiest & Gorgeous Women will each Reveal and Expose, describing in explicit detail their deepest sexual pleasures,ultimate erotic desires, secret fantasies, and sexual turn-on's that drives them extremely wild! We secretly go in behind closed doors and capture Super Hot & Uncensored naughty conversations as to what the Hottest Girls Crave and Desire The Most Sexually! Penis Size.. Does size really matter? Their Ultimate Sexual Fantasies! Favorite Sex Positions with Extreme Pleasure! Amazing Oral Sex "Giving and Receiving!" Super Intense Orgasms! Talking Dirty in Bed! Exposing What Really Drives Them Wild The Most In Bed Sexually! AND SOOOO MUCH MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightmares And Shadows
NIGHTMARES AND SHADOWS My world is filled in dark shadows A place where nightmares breed The peace that I have found within Has made them take thier heed. A peace that has me in its grip A soft warm blanket tightly wrapped A gentle voice whispers in my ear The calming sensation became apt My thoughts are filled with you Coming at both day and night My mind can feel you there Your touch is gentle and light I have nothing to fear anymore My mind pushes at the shadow I have started breathing again My soul a wide open window The bright sun shines down on me Its warm rays enveloping me solidly The nightmares and shadows run I watch them go and smile gladly
Lost In Translation
Hey Guys, LONG TIME no talk.. For those of you who don't know, my son Ty died on August 6, 2007. So life is NOT so good at this time, but hopefully things will get better. I am going to try to get on here more now that I have a lot of male roommates that LOVE this site and are awesome for being there for me.. YOU ALL KNOW WHO U R>> I LOVE YOU and THANKS.. To all My Cherries who I have dearly missed for along time I hope to get back into the mix as soon as I have some free time. In the mean time everyone take care and I will update my profile soon, but I just can't take the pictures down yet.. Lots of Love to ALL.. Trish
Unplugged
Hey all: Im finally unplugged ..finishing out my move ill be away for awhile..so if you dont see me here or dont hear from me dont take it personally..ill be back mid october ...ill probably have to use the internet cafe but it will do for now...HSR...
Entitled
Forget me if you can (you can't) although you think you must (you can't) and just as you have entered me I have entered you When we try to pull apart (we can't) we lose ourselves in this strange moment of our separation I am (we are) entitled to be wrong, confused, contrite, distant, depressed Tomorrow I may reach again for you and I will need you to be there - today I just don't know I'm just an ordinary man struggling in the dark to find light © All rights reserved
Story Ideas
Many of these titles are still a work in progress. So please bare with me. If the story title doesn't seem to fit the story right, have faith, cus I will figure it out sooner or later. Kindling: A haunted house story that takes the basic idea of Stephen King's 1408-the room is just f**king evil. This story is about a house that is evil and the course it takes from the begining to become one of the scariest hauntings in Wyoming. Full of new ways of messing with the reader and the characters. So far this story has the sense of sudden scares and many things that will make your skin crawl. The Grounds Keeper: In the true fashion of a monster story, this story will make a mes of things. When a land owner gets frustrated with the travelers that tresspass on his land from the river, he conjures up a creation from the depths of hell even he can't run from. (this short story is just about ready for you guys to read.) The Haunting: When two people are destined to be together,
Chocolate Guitar
I need to hear your voice (like something sweet - maybe like chocolate music candy singing ice cream dancing) every night or I begin to feel too alone. I have to have your lyrical tasty piano melon-ball guitar whipped cream voice licking my ear or I am too sad to cry. © All rights reserved
I'm Drunk. Here's What I'm Thinking Right Now...
I am fast coming to the realization that my existence is no longer requested or required. Sick of living. Sick of breathing. Sick of being sick.
You Deserve...
She Don't Love you, This you know why don't you just let her go ? Some people won't ever change, they choose to just be the same. You end up having to rearrange your thought and feelings and it's a shame. Even people who don't really know you can see it's not what it seems to be. The hurt, the lies the pain you endure but really there is a simple cure. It's up to you to set yourself free, from all the hassle she seems to be. It may seem complicated and hard to achieve, but just for once you have to believe, You deserve a love so strong and true, someone who isn't constantly hurting you!!!
My Myspace.....
To all my friends..... Do you have a myspace? If you do, post the address here so I can look you up. My Myspace is www.myspace.com/localmusicshowcase Hope to see you all there as well! Peace, Robert
My First Tatt...;)
Hey.. I have alllllllways wanted a tattoo.. had an idea what I wanted and all.. just really didnt know where to put it.. once its there.. u either have to leave it there.. or go thru hell to get it off..:) That I dont think I want a piece of.. anyway.. I got there.. asked the one that would be doing it .. if he worked on chickens...:):) He said he did..I told him what I wanted..and he sat there and drew it out. Then his eyes got real big when I told him to put his name on it too.. I GIVE FULL RECOGNITION...THATS THE WAY I ROLLL... anyway.. so I looked at the drawing of what I wanted.. told him that I would be back cuz I had some things to take care of.. when I walked back in the door.. I said.. are u surprised to see me.. He said no.. I paid and sat in the chair.. I had people watching to include.. mama and Ariana.. He started to do the tattoo and I started laughing. He said what is wrong and I said .. yea I have heard sooo many stories that they hurt... he said well I can make it hur
Pedophiles
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING RANT. DON'T WANT TO READ IT. I COULDN'T CARE LESS!! I AM GETTING FUCKING SICK OF ALL THE PEDOPHILES ON THIS SITE. I AM SEEING MEN COMMENTING ON LITTLE GIRLS HERE. BARELY 18 "IF" THEY ARE THAT OLD. I MEAN WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK CAN A 30ISH, 40ISH, 50ISH OR EVEN OLDER AGED MEN HAVE IN COMMON TO TALK TO SOMEONE THAT YOUNG? TO ME IT IS FUCKING SICK. I JUST SAW ONE PICTURE OF A GIRL AND SHE HAS IT CLEARLY MARKED "LAST YEAR" AND HER PROFILE SAYS SHE IS 18 HERE. SO, IF IT WAS LAST YEAR SHE WAS ONLY 17 AND ALL THESE SICK PEDOPLILES COMMENTING HOW HOT SHE IS. MAKES MY MOTHERFUCKING SKIN CRAWL. WHAT THE FUCK IF YOUR DAUGHTER WAS HERE AND ALL THESE SICK MOTHERFUCKERS WERE COMMENTING ON HER? OR A BABY SISTER? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WOULD YOU??? SICKOS. YOU ALL SHOULD BE IN JAIL WITH THE KEY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. AND ON THE SEXUAL PRED. LIST AND ON THE SEXUAL OFFENDERS LIST. PICK UP A FUCKING MIRROR AND TELL YOURSELF. "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
Purple Visions
How do you know? Until you try, wither a thing is to live, grow or die. How will it end with ecstasy or tears. Pain, Joy, Laughter or Fears. Wither some thing, is meant to be, Wrapped in love or too soon set free A song in your head, a knife thru your heart the love of your life or two torn apart. Its never easy when you are faced, with a decision to run or a leap of faith. How will it be?, who can say? a cold winter's night or a warm spring day? Hearts beating wildly, separately, yet as one. Who knows how it ends?, when all is done. Get this widget | Share | Track details
Increase My Level!
As you all know, it takes points to increase levels on fubar, so if by chance you haven't rated my pics and commented.....please do so! Also you can rate the users page for more points and post comments as well. Ok, well have fun ya'll and thanks!
Sunsets?
There is no position I need to defend. I have no object I need to purchase. I have no argument I am required to advance. I have no book I need to sell. No movie that I need to see. There is no five-year plan. There is no 10-year plan. The vicissitudes of the world and its governments make no difference to me. They will rise and fall. I used to feel strongly about semi-colons. Now I could care less. I no longer care if the self-evident sentimentality of sunsets is uncool. I have only a finite number of sunsets left to me. My obligation is to attempt to be a reasonably personable person who is respectful under nearly all circumstances. I will allow those who weave in and out the interstate lanes to pass me without trying to box them in. I will wander in deserts far and wide saying less and listening more. I will leave no trace. (from a piece written by Rick Moody. See link below for more poignant shit.) http://weekendamerica.publicradio.org/programs/2007/09/15/whats
How About This Then...
since everyone's whining... here's your solution: if someone gets me a happy hour, i'll unlock all of the previously locked sets of NSFWs and create a new set to mark the occasion. if you don't like that idea... then your asses just have to wait until i feel like opening them. ~Sin
I'm Sorry
I am a very open and honest person and I have made some very talented friends. Here is a little something a friend (Captain Cooter) wrote. I swear I think he is in my head! I got hurt by a good friend (or at least I thought he was a good friend). If he reads this maybe he'll understand how I feel.... I'm sorry: That I thought we were friends That I thought you cared That I thought you payed attention to what I said That I thought I mattered to you That I thought pettiness could not come between us That I thought you knew I meant what I said That I thought I was more than meaningless conversation That I thought anything I'm sorry for making an assumption I'm sorry for fucking it all up I'm sorry that you said something that I misunderstood I'm sorry you don't care Forgive me for caring Forgive me for wanting to know you Forgive me for wanting to be real friends instead of just text from an "online friend" you care nothing for Forgive me for trying to be a p
Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume
Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Do you want to dress up like Jack Sparrow? Well the good news is that pirate costumes are easy to come by and it should be easy enough for you to customize a generic pirate halloween costume to fit the style of Jack, Elisabeth or Will! So here is how you should go about to create your perfect Pirates of the Caribbean Halloween Costume: get the typical pirate wares, then for Jack add some eyeliner under your eyes, get a wig with some dreads and start walking like you've been on a boat for too long.
Past Feelings
A secret kept that others know but one is oblivious to notice A price they must pay for not joining in festivities Jealousy will be declared and sides divided once allies will become enemies Friendships will be tested and friendships will be shattered. Communication once first class has become second day shipping The term sister used to loosely along with best friends what are those? As days go by we grow further apart and not even notice it One action or event can change a person's world in a matter of seconds Conversations that lasted for hours or now quick hellos and byes We listen to our "friends problems" while we keep ours hidden We back them up and support them every step of the way What do we get in return NOTHING!
Check Her Out!!
Check this newbie out and show her what Fubar is really all about. It seems she wonders why no one has tried to befriend her...I have no idea either, so go show her some love if you get time.:) lilplynurse@ fubar
The Pastors Ass..
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines
Would You?
[ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3
Poem : Sheets
SOMEDAY'S YOU JUST WANT A FREAK IN YOUR SHEETS,LOOKING AT IT WHILE YOU SMACK IT,BANGIN IT LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE. GRAB HER HAIR FULFUIL THOSE NEEDS , WITH EVERY SLIP AND SLIDE TREAT THAT WOMAN LIKE SIE IS DIVINE. IT'S CONSTANT HOLDING HER BODY IN THOSE SHEETS, MAKE HER HIT THAT ORGASM WHILE SHE SAYING YOUR MINE.CONTINUOUS WITH EVERY BREATHE THAT YOU TAKE SHE TAKES, WITH EVERY KISS ON HER SOFT BEAUTIFUL LIPS YOU FAIL TO FORGIVB ;THIS IS IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS. IN MANNER OF TIME SHE WILL SAY I LOVE.NOW YOUR BOTH SWEATING THAT IT IS AGONIZING AND TENTALIZING . IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE IN BETWEEN THE SILKY SHEETS. THE PAIN AND THE PLEASURE MAKES YOU FEEL REAL WEAK. THE TOW OF YOU ARE ALMOST AT THE END IF IT. HOWEVER, AFTER THE UNECCESARY ROUGHNESS EVERYTHING BECOMES PASSIONATE. ONCE YOU HAVE DEDICATED YOURSELF TO THAT MAN OR WOMAN SINCERELY TELL THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM.YOU REALIZE THAT SOMETHINGS CHANGE ,MAYBE IN BETWEEN THE SILKY SHEETS
Life
I feel broken, and alone. I’m angry at myself, because I put myself here. I gave too little, and pushed too hard. There is no one to blame, but me. I have faults, and flas that I hate. Yet it’s those same faults and flas, that make me who I am. Am I proud of who I am? NO! Why, because who I am, is why I’m alone. Do I feel like I will, be alone for the rest of my life? Honestly, I feel that I will be. With everyday that passes, I loose a little bit more hope. But again I say, I am the one to blame.
Got My Hair Chopped Off
Well on Friday, I went and had all my hair chopped off, up to my chin..... It's cute, curly, and my hubby loves it! he says its like cheatin on me with me..... heheheheheheee ~WURD~
Irritations
I RECENTLY FOUND OUT SOMEONES HAVING ME SPYED ON, LOOK HERES THE DEAL WHY DONT YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO COME TO ME AND SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY,THATS WHY MIKES GOT SHOUTBOX AND C-MAIL FOR YOU TO USE SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP SENDING YOUR MINIONS TO MY PAGE, I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS, ALL I WANT TO DO IS FORGET MY RECENT FALLOUT WITH A SO-CALLED FRIEND AND MOVE ON, NOT BEING HARRASSED BY YOU OR YOUR LITTLE MINIONS, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT EVIL AND DECIET WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED BY ME ANYMORE, FROM NOW ON, I AM LOOKING FOR TRUE BLUE STRAIGHT UP HONEST TO GOODNESS FRIENDS, HERE, NOT PPL WHO WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK OR USE YOU AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE ALL UPON YOUR SELF AND YOUR TRYING TO COVER YOUR ASS,! I AM DONE!!!!! SO FROM NOW ON ANYONE THAT WANTS TO BEFRIEND ME , BETTER BE WORTH MY FRIENDSHIP CAUSE THIS WALL OF FRIENDSHIP IS STAYING UP UNTIL I CAN TRUST AGAIN!
Biking!
I totally love riding my bike through the forest preserves. I am looking for some new biking buddies. anyone interested?
Ever Had One Of Those Days...
Have you? Have you ever had one of those days, where you just don't know where you stand with the people around you? I just found out my ex is dating someone new. We were together for the better part of 23 years. I moved out of state 2 and a half months ago. As far as him dating someone, at first it didn't seem to bother me. But I guess it is, because I couldn't sleep. I get angry with him, because he was such a controlling asshole, that he made me miserable every waking moment. My only fear I guess, is that I will never find someone that will love me, for what I am. I have so much to give. My ex always made me feel like an ant, because I am not thin and gorgeous. It didn't matter that I took care of him, my girl, our house and our shop. Is that what all men want? Because I will never be that. So does that mean I will always be alone? Sad to waste all my caring and wanting to please someone, because of the way I look. I see all these people around me that are hap
Moon
The Little Girl and The Moon once upon a time there was a little girl. she liked to sit outside at night and talk to the moon. every night she kept the moon company. one night she noticed the moon seemed tired, so she climbed upon the roof, to tell the moon a secret. the old moon smiled, so she reaches up takes the moon in her hands and puts him in her pocket. then she climbs down and goes into her house, up the stairs to her room.there she takes the moon out and lets lay on her bed.for hours they talked, told secrets and giggled. then they heard people asking where the moon was. outside was so dark, they couldn't find their ways. the old moon says to the little girl 'maybe you should put me back into the sky, so the people can find their way home at night'. the little girl agreed.so she picks up the moon, puts him back into her pocket. she walks downstairs and goes outside. it was very dark, but she wasn't afraid, she had her friend the moon to help show her t
Lucky To Be Alive
HERE IS A VIDEO OF MY GOOD FRIEND PHIL LAMATTINA WHO'S TOP FUEL DRAGSTR BECAME AIRBORNE AND BROKE APART AT WILLOWBANK. PHIL I THINK DARREN SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRIVING LOL
The House!!
WHO SLEPT HERE BEFORE I CAME WHO LIVED IN THIS ROOM, HOW DID IT LOOK . WAS IT THE SAME? WAS THERE A GIRL OR TWO, A LITTLE BOY A HOUSE FILLED WITH TOYS WITH JOYS WITH DREAMS.... OR WAS IT JUST A LONELY PLACE WITH EMPTY ROOMS, WAS IT ALWAYS FILLED WITH GLOOM, AND DID THE HOUSE LONG TO BE LOVED? WAS THERE A GIRL WHO DANCED AND SANG, A DINNER BELL THAT CHIMED OR RANG, AND DID ANYONE EVER STAND RIGHT HERE AS I DO NOW? DO I KNOW THE NAME, HAVE I SEEN THE FACE.... WAS THIS ALWAYS THE SAME SWEET PLACE, WAS SOMEONE GLAD WAS SOMEONE SAD, WAS THERE A DOG A CAT A HORSE A MOUSE, WHO HAS BEEN HERE, WHO KNOWS THIS HOUSE, DO THEY KNOW ME DO I KNOW THEM, AND DID THEY SING A REQUIM, I FEEL THEM HERE, I KNOW THEIR TEARS I LOVED THEM TOO, THE HOUSE WAS NEW WAS THEIRS WAS DIFFERENT THEN, AND YET IT IS THE SAME AGAIN, AND WILL AND MUST ALWAYS BE, AND NOW THE HOUSE BELONGS TO ME.
Hello
Question
is there really such a thing as to much masturbation? One would hope not. . as long as your no to numb to do any "good". .ya know?
A Love Like Yours
A love like yours, i would wait a lifetime for, its what i will adore, it warms my heart to its core, wish to hold you in my arms, for you to see all my charms, to kiss your beautiful lips, could launch a million ships, you are the dream i have at night, you are the one that makes me feel right, i want you as my very own, and all the love i have will be truely shown, you make me smile when i am sad, you make me happy when i am mad, you make my heart race, at a very fast pace, knowing my love for you will truely grow, everyday i will let it show, you are the one who will honestly know, what romance and undieing love will be, when you open your heart and except me, i will make your days happy and bright, as our two hearts combining will feel right, i just wish i had you here with me tonight, to find someone so much like myself is rare, my life i do wish you would share, my thoughts are of you day and night, my wishes to have you feel right, my heart, body and
Accomplice Kicks Ass!!
Help My Friend Manly
My friend is in a give away for a one month VIP. He needs 20,000 comments we are a little over half way. This is not a contest but if you can please leave some comments that would be great. Just click on the pic below and leave some luv. Thanks again to all my great friends! Lucy
Letting Go
only inches from the edge looking at the valley below if only you had the courage to jump and just let go you inch closer to the edge thoughts racing through your mind the ground starts to give way you jump but not in time your falling to your doom clawing at the air trying to grab something you know isnt there you hit the ground with a thud blood pours from your head a bright red flow your only moments from being dead one last thought before you go maybe just maybe.... you shouldnt have let go.
Beginnings
Today I smiled at a stranger and he walked in front of an on coming car. I felt no guilt nor remorse about his demise. The only feelings I seem to be capable of feeling as of late; have been those of anger and the cold sting of hunger. At first I fought the desire to sink my gleaming razor sharp teeth; into the soft yielding tissue of a human. That has since changed and I do what must be done to ease the gnawing hunger that seems to lead me from day to day. I stayed awake much longer than I should have this morning and was slightly burned by the beautiful rays of dawn. I must feed a little more to make sure my careless indiscretion does not leave any lasting marks. On my way to my favorite hunting area I met someone who intrigued me. He was ever so handsome with jet black hair and seductive eyes. My senses warned me right away that he too was a walker of the night. Smiling, he reached out to caress the cool soft skin of my bare arm. Wishing for nothing more than a moment alone with
Big Boobs
Why is it the larger (I've got curves) and uglier the woman....the more she has to show off her boobs? Granted I've got some nice clevage...but I'm not showing it all. The same with men...the uglier than man...the only thing he shows is his dick??? Like duhhh I gotta get past your face to want the rest of you...LOL Just my thoughts....
Me
10. I can be the sweetest person you ever meet but I can be the most 'bitch' you ever know too, it all depend on YOU 9. I HATE getting wake up for something stupid as I'm not easy to fall asleep, wake me up on ur own risk! 8. I'm loyal to my friends until they backstab me and they'll be sorry for that. 7. I can talk about almost anything I have different interest and like. One thing that I dont talk about is about NSFW/ porn n their friend anyone insist talking about that here to me after I said dont care not interest will be BLOCK. 6. My English is horrible and only getting worse when I'm tired and in bad mood (I just wont understand what people said, reading wrong words happen a lot mayb read to fast etc) lol. My friend that from Polish experience same thing so I guess cause we just not good in 2nd language. 5. I love listening to the music(except country and too sloooooooowww song) , my Ipod practicaly join to the hip with me! I listen to the music anytime anywhere. Other pass
Greeks World
My life the and way it goes now is so confusing.I feel like going through life is hard enough and the fact that i am feeling like the world and everyone in it and around me are consuming me,im sarting to feel smothered like i cant breath.divorce is so hard and when u think u know someone..that can change in a blink of an eye.I'ts funny how people think its so easy for me to get guys and people to like me just because of the way i look and its crazy. i go through shit with men just like everyone else and its not easy for me.looks has not a dam thing to do with it.I cant help but to have a bad attitude about men...yeah the same men who make me weak in the knees nuts for.They have u fall in love with them ..tell u what u wanna hear...and then in a blink of an eye they change.I'll never understand it....but i'm sure as hell gonna have fun trying.And what makes a strong person in life is to go through the fuked up shit that the opposite sexes wanna throw ur way, to only find out that u were
Cry Cry!
I sit here listening to the white noise As words drift before my eyes. People crying out in complaint Of insignificant consecquence. Don't Cry to me of the things I've done wrong. Of minor sins that don't belong. Don't Cry to me cause I don't Care. My lifes my own and nothings fair. Don't Cry to me anymore Of something stupid or You'll get ignored. Lifes not fair and speach is free. Opinions vary and people disagree. But thats what makes us unique. So move on with it and Don't Cry to me!
Car Models
Looking for all hot models to model classic cars.
Christies Happy Hour Givaway
Shes in a givaway for a Happy Hour to help her become a GodMother. Rates count as 10 pts and comments are worth 1 I need a total of 50,000 in points. come show me some lovin! I have some other friends in other hapy hour givaways Ill blog them later if you wanna help them.
Donation Drive For Leukemia
This isn't for me...it's for a friend. She would like you to donate something to help those with leukemia. This cause means a lot to me as i was once a sufferer of cancer, but i was one of the lucky ones and beat it. But there are many others who haven't and continue to fight every day. So just $5 can help someone...and as a bonus...your feel good about yourself. Please visit... http://www.active.com/donate/ltnTampa/2040_kristina6158 And donate. Thank you in advance Angeles (aka Micki)
Extreme Luv
Just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to all my friends,fans,MY EXTREME X family,friends,members,And others on fubar for all the lovin` shown to me this last few days
Crazy Contest
Hey all in another contest (blame shell again) lol any help would b brill
Fake Users
HERE IS SOMETHINMG INTERESTING, HMM A FAKE USER I WILL GIVE YOU LINKS TO BOTH AND LET YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE IS REAL AND WHICH ONE IS FAKE 1.http://www.fubar.com/user/1080932 2.http://www.fubar.com/user/1160294# OK PEOPLE YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
Reflection
i look into the mirror and all i see is a relection of you,brings back the memories of what use to be,i can picture your smile in my mind and it reminds me of what you shared with me,now i lay here all alone missin your touch,as i touch my lips i close my eyes and i imagine our first kiss,my heart starts beatin faster just thinkin about it,i remember our walk in the park as you held my hand you looked at me and smiled i felt so happy on that day,i prayed it would never end, as the days turn to nights you had to go,you said you be back but you never did,now i sit here all alone wishin and cryin you come back home,i get on my knees and pray but my prays stay un answered,now im left her all alone with a reflection of what use to be, .....how i wish you never had to go
The Arc Of The Moral Universe...
I was just listening to a stirring speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King that reminded me of a lesser known speech he gave to the SCLC that led to the Memphis March. it's called "Where are we now?" I hope you will stop and read it: Now, in order to answer the question, "Where do we go from here?" which is our theme, we must first honestly recognize where we are now. When the Constitution was written, a strange formula to determine taxes and representation declared that the Negro was 60 percent of a person. Today another curious formula seems to declare he is 50 percent of a person. Of the good things in life, the Negro has approximately one half those of whites. Of the bad things of life, he has twice those of whites. Thus half of all Negroes live in substandard housing. And Negroes have half the income of whites. When we view the negative experiences of life, the Negro has a double share. There are twice as many unemployed. The rate of infant mortality among Negroes is double that
Davidalynne
Greetings my friends, This is Davidalynne here.I just know I'll make some new friends here @ fubar.I have seen some sexy females that I would love to know.I am a party gurl.Talk to you all later. Hugs and Kisses, Davidalynne
Add Me If U Have These :d
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Reasons And Explanations
I don't need to give either. I am doing so because I love you guys and apparently you can't figure them out on your own. The reason most pictures are marked private now is because no one bothers to rate anything that helps me. Now, you can bitch and whine saying that I don't rate you, however... you also don't tie yourself up and put clothespins on your balls so that i can masturbate to your pictures. You want to tell me I don't put effort into it? Go ahead, put on a waist cincher and drip hot wax all over your body and then tell me it was effortless. I do rate and fan when I get a chance to, I have been going back to rate and fan friends that I have previously missed. If you feel shortchanged, you are more than welcome to leave my circle of friends. You are also more than welcome to post in the stash item that I posted for that EXACT reason. I spent the first few weeks here mainly accepting requests and taking PICTURES FOR YOU PEOPLE. So if you feel NO effort was put in,
Pimping Myself Out
Please comment on this for the whore that I am! ------------------------------------------- MY MILITARY CONTEST HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!! PLEASE CHECK OUT THE SOLIDIERS PARTICIPATING BELOW!!! THIS IS NOT A SEXIEST CONTEST, JUST SUPPORT. SO PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO THROW SOME SUPPORTIVE COMMENTS THERE WAY!! IT IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST SO WHOEVER HAS THE MOST COMMENTS BY THE END OF THE CONTEST 9-19-07 8 PM EST, WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST OR A MONTH V.I.P. SECOND MOST COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE A 3 DAY BLAST AND THE THIRD A 1 DAY BLAST. PLEASE SHOW THOSE THAT ARE SERVING OR HAVE SERVED THE SUPPORT AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE!! Scarletguard ::please leave a comment when rating:: THIS CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**@ fubar (repost of original by '~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**' on '2007-09-13 05:12:08') (repost of original by 'Scarletguard' on '2007-09-13 08:46:53') (repost of original by 'Shinygal - Help me Save th
No Abuse In Love
recently as I was at the Y to teach a healthy living class, one of the new attendees got my attention. I teach balanced nutrition, exercise, meditation/yoga and spirituality weekly. The people I usually work with in this class have some health issues usually associated with injuries that prevent regular exercise activity or people whose eating and activity are out of balance. Today though, I had a frantic woman asking so many questions that it triggered my counselling reflex and I asked her to meet with myself and the female trainer. Now, here was a woman in tears, sobbing uncontrolably, waving sheets of paper around and explaining she had to lose ten more pounds today or her boyfriend was going to dump her. As she calmed down, she explained her boyfriend only dated people who had 5% or less body fat and he had given her two weeks to get to that point. and she was about to fail him. I don't know about you, but I really get ticked about that. First of all, we explained to her that
Plz Read! Help Me !!
Hello all my lovely friends/fans Plz plz plz come and comment my picture as many times as you can as im in a contest :):):) LINK IS BELOW I need 20 thousand comments to win xxx
Rose
"Rose" The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
Childrens Rights
I got out of bed this mornig ,turn on the news,made some coffee. turn on the computor,and like normal,while having my coffee,and checking emails,I am watching the locals.Like most of us.And as i was listenig suddenly I heard about a mother, that took her chidren,put them in her car.And set it on fire,while watching them burn.And as it got my attentions,they had the gall to show a childs body burnt.I dont know what was worse the act of the Mother or the Media.A child is a gift.They don't grow on a trees,and if it is good u keep them ,and if they are bad you throw it away.They are a human being with feelings. They hurt just like we do,but in a different way. we as parents, we have grow to understand emotions,but a child domnt understand when a mother cant love them because of what Daddy did.All they know is it was their fault,and the parents gives them that feeling. I see it all the time.They didnt ask to be born.You gave them life.A Mother's love is unconditional. And for one to go off
General Musings
Yes, I know this site is mainly used to get attention, but do you think you could possibly LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE before you attract attention? Here's a little refresher: "Your" shows possession, as in, "Is that your picture?" "You're" is a contraction that means "you are," as in "Do you think you're going to get laid?" Honestly, who wants to fuck a dumbass?
Playboy
i am selling playboys 2005 20 dollars or best offer let me know on here buy mail thanks
What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.
It Was So Funny I Had To Steal It
Best forward I've ever gotten! LOL! SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258 th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to
Frustration
Last night I posted a simple mum on boredom. Basically, I wanted to know who else was bored. Someone reported it as offensive!! To make matters worse I can't do mums anymore. Who can be offended by one simple question "Who else is bored?" OMG are some people so hateful that they get offended by something so stupid. I have read more offensive mums and yet I didn't report it, I just let the offensive mum go and move onto another one. If it was because of a comment on the page, we who produce the mums are held responsible for them. They are meant for fun and maybe get some chuckles. Some are more serious and should be taken that way. I think the person who reported my mum to the bosses was being hateful. I didn't do anything to them, why do this to me. I use to help me with life in general. But hey I guess I should be quiet before I offend someone else again. For those people who are so hateful to things like this I only have one thing to say, get over it. Life is to short to be spitefu
Hey Bouncers.....
dude...what the fuck is the deal with all the fucking ID checks or "you are rating too fast" leave me the fuck alone...i am real...i am not spam...i want to express how i feel about fotos and gain points so i can participate more on this site. gimma a fucking break people jesus christ...i am sick of all the bouncing
San Diego's Dying Regret Seeks New Vocalist
Dying Regret is an established metal band from the San Diego area. We have recorded our debut EP/CD with an industry professional producer, and are in the process of trying to take this project to the professional level. Our current sound has influences from bands such as Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Chimaira, and the like. We want to create heavy, driving music that pummels the listener, but still retains some level of groove and listenability. We are searching for a vocalist who: can deliver powerful but intelligible vocals in a variety of styles, from straight up singing, through gravelly/edgy vocals, and including cookie monster/growls/screams has serious stage experience, stage presence, and can work a crowd can write memorable, catchy lyrics and melody lines can provide his/her share of the money, effort, and energy needed to take a band to a professional level is looking for a long term project works well wi
New Blog Subscribe Now
Hi Everyone, I Just created a New blog to keep all of you NAUGHTY folks in tune with all LIVE cams and chats out there. Click the link and then you can bookmark the page if you would like, I will keep it up to date from there. BLOG
Funny Stuff
You know live in Orlando when. . . You know the meaning of OBT. You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet. You have to be over 90 years old to know what snow feels like, and have seen it in another state. Your air conditioning bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries. You call Amway Arena the O-rena! You were born somewhere else, and have come to retire. You turn the heat on in your house when the temperature dips below 65. OBT is the first thing you think when you see a girl in a halter top and go-go boots. You know where six major motels are around your house. You know where Parramore Street is, and you go out of your way to avoid it. You buy a new sweater that will only be worn once a year. You know who Don Reed and Bob Dance are. Your social calendar revolves around football games. You know what Fashion Square, Altamonte Springs, Florida, Oviedo, and Seminole Towne have in common. And which
Complete Injustice For Our Fellow Officers.
Evidence Disputed in Case Against Oregon Corrections Officers Tim King Salem-News.com James Fowler says sexual misconduct allegations against his wife, a corrections officer, were completely fabricated by an inmate. The Fowler family in happier times Photo courtesy: James Fowler (ONTARIO, Ore.) - Two Oregonians who watched over hardcore criminals for a living are in trouble, big trouble, and the fate of these two state correctional officers in eastern Oregon hangs in the balance of a system that has been redesigned to turn on its own, to punish those who oversee criminals. It is a system that may have lost its own direction. The story behind the arrest of Tomi and James Fowler, who worked at the Snake River Correctional Facility near Ontario, has raised a number of questions here at Salem-News.com, primarily through comments left by people who knew this married couple, and say they are being framed. So we decided to look at this particular story more closely.
A Lullaby For Donnie
Hush little one please don't cry, mama's gonig to sing you a lullaby, There's no need to fear there's no need to cry as long as there's you and me everythings alright, You have your blanky and teddy bear, I tuck you in and stroke you hair, now hush little baby its time for bed, Goodnight baby now say goodnight and in the morning it will be daylight.... I wrote this for my baby boy and I would like to know if you like or should I try again?
Ty So Much
i just want to say ty to everyone that has givin me support threw this rough time i'm having... seeing my lil brother go to war is definitely the hardest thing i've ever had to deal with... not just cause i'm worried for him, but because i can't stand seeing my mother cry... ty for everybody that is keeping my brother Nathan in their prayers... i haven't prayed since i was 11 and i'm catching myself constantly asking god for his safe return... once again THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that's here for me... u have no idea how much it really means.
Sex
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
My 1st Blog
Just testing the water...
4400to Level
SHOW HIM SOME LOVE Baby Satan@ fubar
Philosophy
So here I am a year older and what have I learned? I have learned that even the best laid plans can blow up in your face only to have better things fall in your lap. I've learned that no matter how much you are there for your "friends" some of them will only be there for you when it is beneficial for them. I now know that no matter how many times they ditch me or undermine me for their own agenda I have a terrible habit of still being there for them. I have learned that luck is the product of YOUR OWN labor. Not that of anyone else or the will of the fates. The only way we fail is to give up. People have hurt me this year. I have been abandoned in my hour of need, and sold out by those I counted on most only to be asked to be there for them in theirs. I have listened to people talk of stress and the difficulty of their lives when in all reality they have more going for them than most of society could ever dream of. I have listened to people discuss the unfairness of life and the fa
Michelle
hey whats up first time on here so dont know what really to do on here so can someone help me if i need it ok thanks i am looking for friends
To My Friends Here On Fubar
Hi and Hello, I write this with a heavy heart. I am taking a few days away from this site. I have seen things.. and watched how most men on this site are and it makes me physically ill. The pedophiles.. the very young girls. The people I have talked to, the comments I have seen on girls.. NOT women's pages and pictures turn my stomach. It isn't just about all that. I have other reasons to leave here for a few days. I guess what I am saying is.. I am on a site with well over a BILLION people and all those on my friends/family/fans's lists.. only like three IF I am lucky talk to me.. so I figure I don't need to be here.. since they have me on Yahoo or I will messege them when I get back. Being ignored for almost a year has taken it's toll on me. What I am saying is.. "My heart is starving" and feeling alone all the time isn't feeding it. After today, I am take a self imposed Fubar Vacation. Just to get my head right again.... Please leave me messeges and I will return them a
Arizona
THE DEVIL WANTED A PLACE ON EARTH SORT OF A SUMMER HOME A PLACE TO SPEND HIS VACATION WHENEVER HE WANTED TO ROAM SO HE PICKED OUT ARIZONA A PLACE BOTH WRETCHED AND ROUGH WHERE THE CLIMATE WAS TO HIS LIKING AND THE COWBOYS HARDENED AND TOUGH HE DRIED UP THE LAKES IN THE VALLEYS THEN BURNED AND SCORCHED IT ALL HE DRIED UP THE STREAMS IN THE CANYONS AND ORDERED NO RAIN TO FALL THEN OVER THIS BARREN DESERT HE TRANSPLANTED SHRUBS FROM HELL THE CACTUS THISTLE AND PRICKLY PEAR THE CLIMATE SUITED THEM WELL NOW THE HOME WAS MUCH TO HIS LIKING BUT ANIMAL LIFE HE HAD NONE SO HE CREATED CRAWLING CREATURES THAT ALL MANKIND WOULD SHUN FIRST HE MADE THE RATTLESNAKE WITH ITS FORKED POISONOUS TONGUE TAUGHT IT TO STRIKE AND RATTLE AND HOW TO SWALLOW ITS YOUNG THEN HE MADE SCORPIONS AND LIZARDS AND THE UGLY HORNED TOAD AND HE PLACED SPIDERS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION UNDER ROCKS BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THEN HE ORDERED THE SUN TO SHINE HOTTER HOTTER AND HOTTER STILL U
As Requested, Caddy
since i know cadillac likes these posts, i wasn't going to put this one down since the guy blocked me first... (which i thought was cute saves me the trouble) bottom up as always offender: sweetoneforyou sweetonefo...: whatever fatty try staying faithful to your husband im sure hes proud to see u on here ->KinkStar S...: look asshole, either read the fucking thing or go the fuck away sweetonefo...: look slut fuc u i work for aliving ->KinkStar S...: you obviously didn't think to read the blogs/watch the video or read down far enough to the part where it says don't ask me dumb shit like that. sweetonefo...: I did thats wher eit said porno star and you have a bf and husband but no gf ->KinkStar S...: learn to read profiles, don't bother talking to me until you have. sweetonefo...: u do pornoo sweetonefo...: wow all dolled up in red ->KinkStar S...: hi sweetonefo...: hi it's great how i'm "all dolled up" and then when i won't give him answers he likes i'm "unfaithful
7-month-old Was Killed 'execution-style'
this is very disturbing..what kind of monster does this? Sacramento Investigators Say 7-Month-Old Was Killed 'Execution-Style' Just after killing a 21-year-old father during a suspected home-invasion robbery on Friday, two suspects fired a bullet into the head of the man's 7-month-old son, who was seated in a car seat, according to police. Investigators initially reported that the father, Sean Paul Aquitania, was killed after an attempted robbery, and his infant son, Sean Paul Aquitania Jr, was accidentally caught in the crossfire. But police said a more thorough investigation this weekend determined that the son was killed execution-style in the car seat of his dad's Chevrolet Malibu. Authorities are still searching for the gunmen in that case.
My 31st B'day
Well, what can I say, where did 30 go? WHO FUCKIN' CARES!!! My 31st was better...... I got F***ed up! I drank 2 much, 2 fast! I slammed 2 Long Island Iced Teas, & my "Bartender's Surprise" b'day shot & I don't remember 2 much after that. But I did dance with some blonde chick, then we made out & stuff, & I had the whole bar cheering 4 me cuz I was gettin-r-done! The worst part about it is that I don't remember that stuff....the good stuff! Dammmmit!!!! & she even made out with 1 of my other friends & then ucked on another friend's boob while standing up in front of everyone, but I got the most action, of course. heee hee. well I hope someone got some GOOD pix & video of it so it can refresh my memory. hee hee. Needless 2 say that the bartenders & the owner love it when were there cuz we just just know how 2 PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!! (Or should I say "HIT IT LIKE A PORNSTAR")
What Has Our Goverment Done?
9-11.. was it just some hox so that the US goverment could get more of our money? Now I am not saying that this was not a horable thing.. to many lives where taken and for that I am truly sorry. But who is really to blam for those deaths? How many people have actly steped back and looked at the facts? Up entell a few days ago I can say I did not. There are to many questions still that are unanswered. If the goverment did nothing wrong then why do they hide so much from us? Why dont they willingly let us have all the facts so we can make our own desions? But the biggest questin on my mind right now is...if this is a goverment set up... are we really sending our people to Irac for nothing? If this is a set up could the goverment have pevented so many deaths in Irac? The US goverment is sapost to be "For the people By the people" but how many of us actly feel like that is what our goverment..the people we voted for.. how many of them do you really think is doing all this for us? And then
Frustrations
You know what is frustrating for me, MEN!! Seems like they all have the same thing on their mind. Dont get me wrong I love sex just as much as the next person but god damn it, instead of saying you wanna have SEX, how about asking me what my name is or maybe what I like to do in my spare time. Shit!!! I do find this frustrating, it happens more than it should!!! Thats all I have to say for now!
Rates
So I managed to run out of rates again. This is getting really annoying. It's not even halfway through the day and I can't rate any more photos or blogs. Who wants to help me level?
Tat Part
whats goin on im trying to throw a tatto party together tongit but im sayin u want a tat or know any one who does there cheap prices good work get back let me kno whats good iight be safe
Life Part 8
We were cleaning out the garage most of the day yesterday. Well.....I supervised! I said what to throw away and what not to. Although, Peter never throws anything away! I say get rid of it all. We were going through this box that had stuff in it from a cedar chest we used to have. When we got rid of it, I shoved everything in a box. I found a card in there that had a check in it for $60.00 from my friend. I never cashed that check! It is dated 7/23/91! Do you think it is still good? haha! I know I didn't cash it for a reason. Just can't quite remember what that reason was any more. Memory! Not so good. I think she was paying for half of her dinner from when we went out or something and I told her not to pay me, that it was my treat and she sent me the check anyway. I am going to send her a card with the check inside to be funny. Odd finding things like that laying around. I guess sometimes it is good to keep some things because by me keeping that check, it re
Contest Bomber
today i was invited to join contest bombers i accepted. i went to there hq read there blog . said they started contest to bomb a member they choose. i went there and started bomb each comment was award 5 points we were to tell each day how many. winner got 50000 fur bucks. i sent one comment copy it and use it as my comment. each time paste what i had copied. a gentleman from the group came on told me they don't bomb contest. this gentleman told me no program to bomb were allowed. told him that i wasn't using one. due to this i felt i could not remain a member . i am looking for a bombing family . thanks bingo
Spiderman Halloween Costume
Spiderman Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be Spiderman this Halloween then read up on how to make your own Spiderman Halloween Costume! It won't be easy finding the perfect tights to fit you, but once you do you'll be so happy that you'll be climbing the walls! I suggest you get yourself multiple pairs of nylons or stockings and then dye each one a different color depending on how you plan to use them. For instance, you can use one of the pairs as the upper body: so dye the middle part red. Once it has been dyed red you can paint some of the spider webs onto the chest area. This can easily be done using fabric paints. Use blue dye on the stockings you will wear on your legs. For the spidey boots, get an old pair of shoes and spray paint them red. For your masque, you can also use a small piece of red-dyed nylon and make some holes for the eyes. Remember that nylon st
Check Out This Message Board My Wiccan And Pagan Friends Pls
http://z3.invisionfree.com/USCP/index.php?&&CODE=01&CookieDate=1 A friend of mine sent me this link, I haven't gotten to see it, but am going to after posting this...If you're interested pls come and give your input...
It's All About Me
got back into town on saturday and went out drinking around 9ish or so. closed the bar down and around here that means 4ish or so. bought beer to go went back to the house with some select ppl from the bar and proceeded to play pool and drink some more. don't know what time everyone left but i went and passed out until 3ish that afternoon. woke up feeling like shit. slept off and on all the rest of that day and now it's monday and i still feel like shit been sleeping off and on all day again. and yes next time i come home from work i'll do it again. its fun until the next day, or days in this case.... now it's time to go puke, have a good day...
Good Gracious
Help Me Out Guys!~
HEY GUYS I GOT ALOT OF NEW PICS THAT I WANNA PUT UP OF MY FRIENDS MY FAMILY AND ME BUT I CAN'T DUE TO I NEED TO LEVEL SO ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT LOVE ME AND CARE FOR ME PLEASE RATE ADD AND COMMENT TO HELP MY LEVELING THANKS.. O YEA I'LL DO THE SAME FOR WHOEVER HELPS ME... I LOVE U ALL
Trip
To all my friends I will be leaving for my trip to UK on the 18th return on the 27th.playing in a poker tournament there.Stay safe and God Bless
Rhythm And Blues
Smoky Robinson sings the softest melody - we are dancing slowly and I can feel the Miracles deep inside me as I awaken to a feeling - feeling bittersweet. Sad to know the evening cannot last forever. The warmth that comes to rest in the air between us makes me shiver - so I close the gap. I hold you tightly - "I've got sunshine on a cloudy day..." © All rights reserved
Hotchristy
it has been a stressful day
Not So Good Day
Well my mom went to the dr today to have her drain tube removed and got some bad news...Her eye has gotten worse..The dr thinks more nerve damage was done when they had to go back in the second time to stop the bleeding..I feel really bad for her and at a loss of what to even say to her,,I know she is pretty bummed hoping to get good news today..I know its all in gods hands so please pray she will regain the nerves to the right side of her face! And anyone having to care for a loved one like I am i commend you and have total respect for you because i know the emotional toll it has taken on me but i will keep doing it for her!
Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Y Do Grls Fall In Love With Guys?
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour late
What I Want
I want to breathe again and taste your breath inside me; I want to know that the moment has more than just a feeling, has meaning. I want to take your trembling hand and feel the trembling stop. I want your body so close to me that you define my shape. I want to hope for eternity just one more time; or wish that time could stop. I want to feel myself free-falling, flying, finally soaring into love with you. I want you to melt into me and look up and tell me to never stop. © All rights reserved
Marriage
So I hop on "myspace" usually twice a day to see if I have any messages. Most of my bulletin is filled with surveys and crap, so I usually rarely read them. However, there's a bulletin from my sister saying "marriage", followed quickly by her girlfriend posting a bulletin by the same title. I decide to take a browse. It turns out they're getting married in Vermont in May 2008. It surprises me more, just because I didn't know my sisters divorce from Albert was final. I knew eventually they'd get married, but I think it's weird that I heard about it through a bulletin. Not that I can say anything. The only person that knew Marc and I were getting married was his sister. I've never had a good relationship with my sister, and I don't plan to. More than likely, I'll go to their wedding, just to keep the peace in the family. I guess, to me, it doesn't make any sense to still live in New York, yet get married in Vermont. It still won't be recognized in New York. My sister bothe
Hmmmmmm!
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
My Love
When I think of him, a smile plays across my face. Because of him, I keep fighting to win in life's race. He fills my days with love and laughter. I pray that we will be together in the hereafter. I am blessed by his love and honored by his care. I have so much for him in my heart that I want to share. Kristi R. 2007
Jedi's Groove
Hi Everyone, It's nice to finally have some time to come in and look around. I just finished the course work in my PhD program, so now all I have are 3 comps, 3 colloquiums and it's dissertation time. Anyway, I hope to meet some friends here. A good friend recommended this site to me and I'm glad I took her advice and joined. Well if anyone can point me to any chat rooms where real people hang out, I would greatly appreciate it. Cheers to ALL!! Jarris
Send Your Pics!!!
All females!!! Send me the sexiest pic or nastiest pic and I'll send it back with my dick cumming all over it!
Need To Get Drunk!
HEY PEEPS I NEED SOME DRUNK LOVE LMAO! SLOSH ME UP! LMAO! MWAZ TO ALL|!
Is It Possible ??
Is it possible for a man and a woman to share a completely platonic relationship?
Mastercard Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party , were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective
Uh Huh So Yeah
Hi everyone! How are ya? Life is just.. uhh.. peachy?? lol. Sucks really. HOWWWW nice.
Champions League Fantasy Football
I've set up a UEFA Champions League fantasy Football League and everyone is invited to play http://uclfantasy.uefa.com/ 134500-21986 (you need to put this code in to join my league
Haters!!!!!!!
SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF! A hater is someone that is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. They are very negative people. Nothing is ever good enough! When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful who you share your blessings and your dreams with because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else. He would have given you what He gave them. You don't know what people have gone through to get what they have... The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story... If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too. We've all got some haters among us: Some people don't like it that you can: * Have a relationship with God * Light up a room when you w
Im Back!!!!!!!!!
Im back and im here for good! Holla at ya boy.....
Poem For Wayne 9/17/07
You Don't See That Everyday
YOU DON’T SEE THAT EVERY DAY Author ~ Unknown A lovely girl in a very short skirt Stood bending over from the waist There was a very startled young boy Sat in full view behind her red faced After she straightened up and left He sat wearing a puzzled expression When I asked the boy if he was okay And what caused such consternation The view of the girl that the boy had He said he saw she was in no way drab Saying that the girl had no knickers And he thought she was hiding a kebab
Point Of View
POINT OF VIEW by Paul I look at her and in my mind She is naked Her great round breasts Nipples like organ stops Her lush bush Then I see her bending Straight legged Her lips in full view I kneel and with my tongue Part her curtains Tasting her juice Then she is on all fours My cock deep in her Her buttocks slapping against my belly My hands cupping her breasts Then I am back This is no way to look at my mother in law
Contest Pls Bomb Me
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=543182&i=3903222498 this is my link pls rate and bomb me for the sexiest smile contest thanks to all my friends, sorry if this is'nt how you do this, but it's my first contest and first blog, sorry if i did it wrong (((hugs to all)))
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SHOW HER SOME LOVE SYCHO FU {WIFE OF DISTURBED}@ fubar
Dating Is It Worth It
Am I the only person having a problem with this whole dating thing??? I have had so many coffee dates, dinner dates, brunch, out on boats. Met short men, tall men, skinny, fat men. men with hair, no hair, men retired, still working and The Bad One, married men (didn't know they where married). And I can't click with one, am I being to picky? Is there really a man who can take my breath away with just a kiss or a look? Someone who I can't wait to ______? Was dating this hard when I was younger or have my expectations changed. As you get older do we see men in a different light, have we come to a point in our life that we really don't need them? I really do miss the companionship of a partner. The cuddling , caressing and just the communication and laughter. But lets not forget that men are just a small part of our life, there is so much more out there, just need to grab it and run.
Music
Quiet Emotions
by Judy Burnette I always wanted more from you than you were willing to give; So now we've gone our separate ways each with different lives to live. The bond will always be there the friendship always intact; But the time for us has come and gone and the pages of time, you can't turn back. I will always be a friend to you and wonder how you are; The smiles and laughter I will remember and our fights have become painless scars. Sometimes on those busy days when you've a thousand things to do; Please let me glide slowly through your mind and spend some time with you. In that quiet moment when you're surprised to find me there; Just remember even with the distance between us I am still someone who cares.
Help Me Start A Lounge!
Okay...so I'm new to this and I want to start up a lounge. But, I was informed I need more than 10 points? So help! I need to know how to rack up points quick...
Leave Some Love Please
PLEASE LEAVE SOME LOVE ON MY GOOD FRIEND joANNA PROFILE JUST RATE HER,OR FAN HER OR LEAVE A COMMENT, SHE IS INCARCERATED FOR 90 DAYS FOR AN OLD WARRANT AND WILL NOT BE ONLINE DURING THAT TIME AND IT WOULD BE GREAT AND CHEER HER UP IF SHE FOUND SOME LOVE AND KINDNESS FROM MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO CLICK ON PIC GO TO HER PROFILE AND DROP SOME LOVE ON HER NOT ALOT JUST A LITTLE TO LET HER KNOW SOMEONE CARES. i KNOW IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED SHE WOULD DO THE SAME IN A HEARTBEAT. joAnna@ fubar THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT AND KINDNESS AS i KNOW WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES IN OUR LIFE AND WOULD APPRICIATE SOME LOVE!!!
Contest
Yayyy! I am in another contest and I hope all my friends and family will help me and show some support!!!! I lovie u all and I hope you will show me how much you lovie me too!!! Just click on the link below and rate and comment the picture. Most comments wins and bombing is allowed!!!!! If you dont want to bomb then its fine just rate and leave at least one comment so I know you stopped by. The contest ends on Sept 24th. Please help me out! thanks! Click the pic below and it will take you there.
Freind's With Beny's
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
7100 To Level
TIME TO LEVEL HER UP..SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND THANKS FOR HELPING Lori- (Wife of ScOoTeR)- Plz sign guestbook!!!@ fubar
One Day
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; and dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know. And so, we ke
My Tears
My tears are not of loss But of time too quickly gone. I miss our days together Even while they're going on. 1. I savor odd, sweet moments When you laugh or when you smile, Nostalgic for your presence Though you're with me all the while. Strange how fantasy Can wander in and out at will, Looking back from somewhere That is just beyond a hill. And so when once you leave You will not leave me alone, For I will have you with me Long, long after you are home.
Love Poem (sort Of)
I want what I can't and shouldn't have. My eyes looks ahead in the forbidden light that is you. You, who is the forbidden fruit. It's you who lours me in with your sweet and juicy promises whispering in my ear. My mind says no but my body says yes.It screams yes for that forbidden touch. It screams yes for that forbidden yet familiar kiss. So ripe and lushes that forbidden fruit. I tell myself it is wrong. It's wrong to desire that forbidden fruit. A fruit so great my tongue still can remember the flavor. You capture me in your forbidden eyes,reading me like an open book. I try to resist your power and your everlasting ecstasy, but my weakness for you, you who is the forbidden fruit is too great and I devour you, you who is the forbidden fruit. It tastes like life itself and your juices flow through my veins.
I Hate My Life
HAVE YOU EVER MISSED SOMEONE SO MUCH, THAT YOU WANTED KILL YOUR SELF SO YOU COULD BE WITH THAT PEARSON YOU LOVED SO VERY MUCH!! I LOST MY BROTHER ON SEPT. 9 - 11 - 2001 HE WAS WORKING INSIDE THE BUILDING WHEN ALL THAT HAPPENED. WANT HIM BACK SO BADLY MY LIFE FEELS SO VERY EMPTY WITH OUT HIM IN IT!! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BROTHER, NOW I HAVE LOST 2 THINGS THAT VERY SPECIAL TOO ME!! AM THINKEN ABOUT GIVE UP EVERYTHING I HAVE AND ENDING MY LIFE REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LIVE FOR.
Runaway W/me
Runaway with me to my hiding place where we are free to be within his grace- Flawless, virtuous, pure in existence I ask myself how can you resist this? Where will I be without your gaze if this will be but a temporary faze... You reject the idea I might be true as you hold your breath I see the clue.. I want to hold your very frame and hope to god you might feel the same. I doubt the reality of any dreams but I know one day soon I may feel its seams. I'll be here in my hiding place when you meet me here I'll memorize your face. ~D.
Thanks
A special thanks to everyone that helped me in my contest I know my real friends are now. Also a special thanks goes out to these people and if I forgot anyone I am sorry. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl. QUEENJAXZ@ fubar ~skyjegreg~@ fubar ~*~ RedAngel ~*~@ fubar ~~wildthing 456 ~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB!@ fubar Pussay ~Protected by my R/L and FU Hubbie Master Rebel!!!@ fubar Master җ»ЯęßêŁ«җ ..rl hubby, owner, MASTER and PROTECTOR of FU's pu@ fubar ~*DixieAngel*~@ fubar A special thanks to the host for making my tag and hosting the best tag contest ~ღღMrsღღ~ ღღ •*♥ aka Debbie ♥.•* ღღ@ fubar
2250 To Level
His account accidently got deleted and was at level 17..Show some love King of Hearts@ fubar
Motivation
Motivation is simple you eliminate those who are not motivated. Motivation is what gets you started.
Gothic007's Mirror
have we ever read that file? i mean it always say read me, but when i open it it is not very cool to read anyway.. i am always feeling sorry for that file.. but it should be more cooler to read anyway.. yeah yeah it is just monday.. i want to sleep but whenever i want to sleep there is lots of stuff coming to my mind, even i don't want to thing something and i am really sleepy... whenever i slept a little bit, i saw confusing dreams that has no meanings.. and then woke up and have lots of stuff in my mind again... i know that i need to sleep so my mind will erase stuff so i can think clearly or whatever. i am not able to sleep and i dont even want to think anything. I hate being tired.. being very tired make you feel like this.. i mean i am trying to sleep but i am thinking a spoon... or how to use a spoon, dvd... how they put data in it.. or cooking, what i will cook when i get up, why people want to eat sugar..... blah blah... i was trying to say they are so meaningless a
Decision Making
When making a decision choose the way that seems the best however rough it maybe.You should decide what you want and decide what you are willing to exchange for it. First establish your priorities and go to work on them. You should develop a plan to actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal. Do not plan for ventures before finishing what you just started.
8900 To Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE Lady Raven~~ DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~I.B.I.C.~~{Fubar's Dr.Satan's real life wife}V@ fubar THERE STILL SOME TOO GO ON LAST LEVEL UP IM GOING TOO MY NAME TOO RATE THAT.
Contest
Hey Ya'll I am in an auction please go bid :) This auction will run for ONE week...
Hot In The City
Im new to this and love it already! Dont worry about giving it to me slow and easy,cause I like it hard and peddle to the metal Baby!! More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com
10 Things I've Learned
16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging f
Neologisms
Neologisms From: The Washington Post has published neologisms which are alternate meanings for common words. 1. Coffee (noun), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adjective), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (verb), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (verb), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Negligent (adjective), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 6. Lymph (verb), to walk with a lisp. 7. Gargoyle (noun), olive-flavored mouthwash. 8. Flatulence (noun), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 9. Balderdash (noun), a rapidly receding hairline. 10. Frisbeetarianism (noun), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Newbie!!!!!!!!
HEY I'M NEW 2 THIS FUBAR SITE SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME PLEASE DO..ON THE OTHER HAND IF U WANT 2 ADD ME FAN ME OR ANYTHING ELSE COME 2 MY PAGE AND DOP SO..TTYL............
Fubar Help
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Random Sh*t
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My First Contest
u do this but............ here is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=161910&albumid=571009&i=237511725 THX in advance 4 aanyone who comments
10,000 To Level A Leveler
SHOW HER SOME LOVE kelli2you...@ fubar
Lmfao . Why Me
My Shoutbox Fila: omfg wow thats hot the way u just talked 2 me plzzz i'll b ur bitch ->Fila: o fer fuks sake , piss off 18 u tit . ur babyfood Fila: wana have cyber sex lmfao fer fuks sake . im sitting here quietly rating stash and i get pillocks like this and babyfood at that !
Today's Rant
I was watching the news and Hilary was explaining her proposed health care plan. I tried to find it on the net and was able to get part of what she said. Here it is: Hillary Clinton Unveils Healthcare Plan That Requires Insurance For All Americans Reported by: Regional News Service Monday, Sep 17, 2007 @01:54pm CST (Des Moines, IA) -- The nation's healthcare system could undergo major changes if Hillary Clinton becomes the next President. Clinton unveiled a plan to require all Americans to have health insurance during a visit to a hospital in Iowa this morning. Clinton is proposing to require Americans to pay for their health insurance at a level determined by their income. Her plan would require businesses to either offer health insurance or pay into a federal pool that would be used to cover the uninsured. Numerous tax breaks would be offered to help Americans and business owners pay for insurance. Insurance companies would not be allowed to deny coverage to p
A Good Joke
Did i like shit dumb another to it send retard a like this reading time azz sweet your took you since. ( read this backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Guys
hey guys im new to hee so i need as much friends as i can get plz add later peace
Family Prayers
Hey everyone, *hugs* to all my friends. Please keep my family in your prayers. I just found out that my Aunt is dying. They have giving her just days to live. She will be leaving behind one child when she goes..So please keep her in your prayers...Also my grandfather is very sick..So please pray for him...3rd please pray for my sister elizabeth...She is 6 years and was just diagnosed with cervical cancer..The doctor said it is very uncommon to see a child her age with this condition...So please everyone keep my family in your thoughts and prayers...I will keep everyone updated.... Angel
Fubar Day
Graphics Saturday Images Top Codes have a nice saturday evry1 on fubar
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Thoughts Of Jmoo
well first blog on fub . . woot! i was just thinking about life and events as of late and wanted to kinda give a shoutout to someone. my friend jen! shes is a lot of my pics with me cause she is pretty much my sister. we dont do much without the other one there. she is pretty much my other half. she has helped me with soooo much in the past year that im not sure i would be here physically and mentally without her. she is what a true friend really is and i dont think i thank her enough so jen, here's a blog to you sweetie!
Confessions Of A Thinker
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't help myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dazed and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?" One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop t
Who's Your Daddy?
Who's Your Daddy? The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms: 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins; child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daught
My Gf's Little Sister
Readers Story - My Girlfriends Little Sister I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
The Bold Truth
01. I have kissed someone of the same sex on the lips. 02. I have seen a therapist. 03. I love my mom. 04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness. 05. I have gauged ears 06. I wear black eyeliner every day. 07. I am extremely influenced by kindness. 08. I love to write. 09. I can't live without chapstick. 10. I'm probably emotionally scarred. 11. I lived in Tahoe. 12. I spend money I have. 13. I'll be in college for over 4 years. 14. I love designer handbags. 15. I've had a concussion before. 16. I'm not good with confrontation. 17. I love the Backstreet Boys. 18. I have more than a couple horrible memories. 19. I'm addicted to Degrassi. 20. I've tried writing poetry before and failed. 21. My first kiss was unexpected. 22. I'm not a big fan of rap. 23. I love taking pictures. 24. I don't like people who are fake. 25. I can be mean when I want to. 26. I love AFI. 27. I have kissed someone whose name starts with A. 28. I have way too man
Abou
AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as
Cleaning Off List
Well its that time again for me to start cleaning off my friends list. I cleaned it off when it was near 900 last time and as of now i have like 771 and only talk to a hand full of ya. Now I did redo my profile and I'm gonna be picky on who I add cause I've come to realize that the people I talk to and get to know are more important then any points and ive come to realize I would much rather have just a hand full of people on my list then go around saying hey look at me i have 4000 friends.... now really u may have 4000 people on ur friends list but as far as friends go I bet only a hand full of them are real friends. So maybe this little bit might make me sound like a bitch but I would much rather have people on my list that talk to me and i talk to them and make friends rather then trying to be number 1 in cyber world. So bottom line if ya wanna stay on my list then u gotta let me know or else I will delete ya. Now for the ones I talk to now u guys dont have to worry I wont delete ya
Word Perfect Hotline
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept an
Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have y
Want...
I'm tired of being lied to and finding all these people being fakes and liars, just playing games for fun. Leading someone on with false hopes really annoys me. Don't bother me if you can't be real. Seriously looking for a real female interested in me and get to know the real me past my page. Preferably submissive and bi. Must be very open minded either way. I'm not to picky or feel to be to conceded but must be beautiful in my eyes and other good qualities like intelligent, sense of humor, and good personality. Are you her? Know someone that would be just right or interested? Come on this way, I'm waiting. [M]
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Pictureses Blahhh
ok so i did another small album tonight and i realized i need more ideas for lazy nights like tonight... i know you all want ass pics and spankings and all sorts of fun stuff, but some nights i wanna just chill and do some fun light playing, nothing too involved, just me a single accessory or two, and the camera... so tonight i had a little lingerie and a gag... anyone got any other random ideas for light play pictures? come on, it can be like foreplay for your masturbation, lol ;) love you all sin
Breast Cancer
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Are You Sure You Know What You Want?
A blind woman wishes for love.. She meets a man, which they both end up falling in love with each other. The woman then only wishes she could see the man she she has fallen for. She gets her wish and gets to see the man.. But, when she sees him... She sees that he is blind and doesn't want to be with him anymore. That is when the man says, "Ok. I can see you don't want to be with me."... "But take care of my eyes." written by a friend
Daddy Corve
Just a friendly hello to all those lovely women who submit themselves in abandon to the loving service of their man.
Hi Everyone
hey everyone i have new pics up in my profile so feel free to rate them and if you really wanna go ahead and comment. thanks mucho love latinagoth
Love...
Im a start out wit a quote " Love can sumtimes be magic...but magic is sumtimes jus an illusion." Love is a very difficult thing 4 me. I honestly don't think that people care bout me as much as they say they do. If I die tomorrow would you care? Everyone always told me that the love between a mother and a child is the strongest love...but is it? I don't know my mother she left us. when i was about 5 years old. My grandma told me that it was because she met sumone new and try to find job but as far as im concerned thats jus 1 side of the story there are always 2 sides but I often think to myself that if she really did love me wouldn't you think that she would try ta keep in touch? But wat i'm tryin ta get at is there is a different kinda love that I have never been too lucky at and thats the love between a man and a woman. I don't think that i'm ugly or anything I think that I have sum pretty good qualities to offer but I do have things about me that aren't all that great e
Mind Games
I don't understand people who throw around the word love. Why would you think that the other person has no feelings. Love is the worst kind of pain and with love comes lies. Why cant people who say they love you respect you enough not to play the little mind games. Do you even know what love is? Alot of people dont. If you have a special someone do yourself a favor and be truthful,respectful,and cherrish what you have because going behind someones back and doing what you think is not hurtful really is. THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Do U Luv Me ?
help comment this pix as much as possible to help me win the crazy contest im in much loves to u all oh and i love new fan and friends xxx
Online Affair With Each Other Ends In Divorce
A married couple are divorcing after they chatted each other up on the Internet using fake names. Sana Klaric and husband Adnan poured their hearts out to each other over their marriage troubles. Using the names 'Sweetie' and 'Prince of Joy' in a online chatroom, the pair thought they had found a soulmate with whom to spend the rest of their lives. It should have turned out like a real-life version of the 1979 Rupert Holmes song, Escape, where a couple meet through advert by someone 'who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain'. But, unlike in the song, there was no happy ending after they turned up for a date and realised their mistake. Now the pair, from Zenica, Central Bosnia, are divorcing after accusing each other of being unfaithful. Sana, 27, said: 'I was suddenly in love. It was amazing, we seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriages. How right that turned out to be.' But when it dawned on her what had happened, she said: 'I felt so b
What You Know About Me!
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you don't have any idea what they are and REPLY TO ME... but first, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can mess with you. Be honest and reply!! Make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: The love of my life: Where we met: Take a stab at my middle name: How long you've known me: The last time that we saw each other: Do I drink? Your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: One of my favorite things to do: Am I funny? My favorite type of music: Can I sing? The best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing? Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they? Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)? Have you ever hugged me? My favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good nickname for me, it
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Respect
Have Respect Consideration for the well being of all. To treat someone or something with deference or courtesy. Never interfering with the right to walk their journey in the matter that they so chose. In the Native Culture of all Tribes, every person from the tiniest child to the Oldest ELDER – is treated with RESPECT at all times, with special honor given to: Our ELDERS & TEACHERS. No person was shamed or “put down.” People never spoke of others in a negative way for this interfered with their lives and diminished the Tribe in anyway shape or form. The people believe that every thought and action that went out into the World, affect the next seven generations of family. One of the most important aspects of the Native Culture is Respect.” RESPECT includes many things: Respect for Life - Respect for Self - Respect for Elders. RESPECT FOR LIFE - We believe all LIFE is sacred. All LIFE is an expression of The Creator. Each has its place and purpose. Each is dependent upon
No Love For Marriage!!
Ok, so heres my story Mr. Blog, I guess you could say that I am the head of the household when it comes to pretty much everything. I clean the house, take care of the kids, do the laundry, cook the food, clean up the mess, take care of the fuckin husband, do everything for him, all he has to do is go to work and mow the lawn (which I have to tell him to do). So that is the beginning of the story. So this weekend, the hubby decides he wants to bring home a dog. Mind you I am not an animal person. I hate animals. Most of which I am allergic to. So I tell hubby that he needs to put together the kennel so that when we are at work she can stay in there. This was Sunday nite. So hubby DOES NOT put together the kennel and puts the dog (which is a pit bull) in the bathroom and leaves for work. So I talk to him during the day and he tells me this. I told him once before that she should not go in the bathroom because she is going to tear it up. So I get home last nite, and to my shea
Judging Others
Though it is human to evaluate people we encounter based on first impressions, the conclusions we come to are seldom unaffected by our own fears and our own preconceptions. Additionally, our judgments are frequently incomplete. For example, wealth can seem like proof that an individual is spoiled, and poverty can be seen as a signifier of laziness—neither of which may be true. At the heart of the tendency to categorize and criticize, we often find insecurity. Overcoming our need to set ourselves apart from what we fear is a matter of understanding the root of judgment and then reaffirming our commitment to tolerance. When we catch ourselves thinking or behaving judgmentally, we should ask ourselves where these judgments come from. Traits we hope we do not possess can instigate our criticism when we see them in others because passing judgment distances us from those traits. Once we regain our center, we can reinforce our open-mindedness by putting our feelings into words. To acknowl
I'm Invisible
I may not be on as often anymore,but will give love to all my friends fans and family as often as possible....muahz :D
Help My Friend Plz
she is a great girl she will give you luv back plz help her
Level Help
ann l@ fubar to all my friends and family please help this great lady level up she needs about 8600 let's get her done lol ty all!
My Stuff
She held the covers over her head as she curled up into fetal position. The thunder was crackling so loud, her windows shook. Don’t be retarded. She thought to herself knowing just how ridiculous she was behaving at the age of 16. It was unlike Jessica to be afraid of a storm. Another flash, one seemed to last more than a mere second, more like 10 seconds. It pulsed like a strobe light. Jessica could see its flicker from under her bed spread. “One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi, and Three…” The thunder sounded like a freight train crashing through a building. This is crazy. Why am I so afraid? Jessica recalled the dream she had last night. It was a silly dream most likely summoned by the stupid troll movie her friend made her watch. She had a dream that a troll-like creature lived under her house. She found her white cat Snowball, torn into fluffy blood matted shreds near her porch. Under the porch, she heard a hissing type sound and smelled a foul odor of decay. She k
The First Time
The First TIme The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you The first time I was close to you I wanted to be closer The first time your lips touched mine The world stopped spinning The first time you hands caressed my skin They left a burning trail The first time you took what I offered The world not only stopped spinning ,it exploded and left me wanting a second time
Autumn Equinox Is Almost Here!
Watch Me
She'd sent him an envelope, by messenger, to the office .In it she'd enclosed the name of a hotel, a room number and a note that said 7 0'clock , knock 3 times. She was there already. She'd lit a few candles, put his favorite CD's in the player ,his favorite beer was iced down. She'd ordered extra pillows from housekeeping, turned down the bed and positioned a chair at the foot of it. She'd taken a nice long bath and applied her favorite lotion all over, putting on this little jade number that was cut to her hips,had a slit up the front to her breast, which were covered with a stretch of lace and spaghetti straps holding it up it also had matching bikini panties. Now all she needed was his knock and there it was 7 0'clock on the dot. She turned on the music, picked up a beer ,looked through the peep hole just to make sure it was him, it was. She opened the door and let him in. After putting the Do Not Disturb sign on the door,he shut and locked it . She then turned to him, p
Adding Music
Can some one guide me on how to add music to my page plz.... thank you
What's The Deal?
Please, if anyone knows any GOOD answer for this, let me know. What is the deal or fascination with this hip-hop/rap/ghetto fad going through almost everywhere? The women's attitudes especially. It sounds unprofessional, uneducated, occasionally rude. I've heard of just being crude/rude/unprofessional, but don't add uneducated to those. Hell, I'm crude/rude/& occasionally unprofessional dammit! You can say what you mean & be honest & blunt, without always being an asshole/bitch to people. Trust me, I speak from personal experience..
R.b.w. + K.o.w. Info
Do you have what it takes to be an Elite Bomber,for The Royal Bombing Wolves?Royal Bombing Wolves are Seeking Exsperianced Comment Bombers. Requirerments: As soon as you Sign in you Comment Bomb all Allotted Daily Comments on a Kingdom Contestant.Displaying Loyalty,Respect,Love + with these 3 you Display Honor towards your Pack. If Enterested Please Contact: *Lord Wolf*,Bombs Away K.O.W--R.B.W.,Contests to Bomb,Cherokee Princess,StonerButterfly,Simply Amazi@ fubar Desireme4u~~Queen of RBW~~@ fubar Royal Bombing Wolves,,Headquarters@ fubar Contests To Bomb,Show Some Love Kingdom of Wolves. Simply Amazeing Contest Link:All Bombers not yet in a Platoon Please Continue to Bomb here. Cherokee Princess Contest Link:Platoons A + C will Bomb this Contest. Stone Butterfly; sister to Boogies Momma needs our help. Contest has already begun! Click on picture below to get started!Platoons B. + D.
Life
when life throws u a bunch of lemons....what do u do?.....u make lemonaide
Ok.. Warning.. I Am Pissed.
I have had enough, I am done keeping this inside. I need to let this out, and I don't give a good G.Damn if anyone doesnt like it!! Ok... Let me ask a question... Why is it that single mothers always end up having to clean up the bullshit messes that their ex's create??? ( And generally get ZERO CREDIT for doing so?? ) I recieved an email last week from my first husbands new wife saying that we may have to "reevaluate" his support payments because he has been cut down on hours at work. WELL EXCUSE ME.. BUT IT WAS * HIS * CHOICE TO QUIT HIS LAST JOB THAT PAID GOOD MONEY IN FAVOUR OF A JOB IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY THAT EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN STEM KNOWS ENDS UP CUTTING HOURS AFTER PEAK TOURIST SEASON ENDS. Maybe if the two of them grew a damn brain, stopped taking so many damn vacations, and saved that money instead of spending it all... and dipping into MY DAUGHTERS bank account to buy groceries for the two of them and THEIR KID... they would not be in this situ
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Family
Yesterday I got some sad news ,that one of my dearest uncles is very sick and is going into surgery 2morrow for colon cancer and he may not make it,for the fact that he had a heartattack 3 weeks ago and his diabetes is very bad,so Im praying my hardest for him to pull thru and thought my family and friends could help me pray.I have been so ditraught lately that I have not been on fubar but I want all my friends and family to know I have not forgot yall and i miss and love yall,Thanks again Debbie.
To Those Lost , Please Repost And Take A Moment Of Silence
TO THE ONES WE LOST THAT FATEFUL DAY...MY NAME IS MARGE , I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW ME BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ALL ARE IN ME AND MY KID'S HEARTS....I AM SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO DIE THE WAY YOU DID , IF I COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE I WOULD , I HATE TO SEE SADNESS BUT AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE IN A BETTER PLACE... (PLEASE REPOST)
9500to Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE Donnaka*Mary's out of coma! yay!*FU-Bombers*Club FAR*G-Spotter@ fubar
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This is an old one, but since I'm on the bus again I thought I'd repost it. Sociopath On A Bus.... Hey big sleepy fat guy....why are you here You're smelly and sweaty and snore in my ear I'm not your alarm clock you big freakin' load Your stop was a half mile back up the road Hey 90 year old lady, where are you off to your face is all wrinkly your hair's sorta blue you haven't been laid since 1962 and you can't have my seat cause I'm tired too Hey babbling psycho, I knew YOU'D be here at the top of your lungs from a seat in the rear you give a great sermon we pretend not to hear everyone moves away, no one wants to be near All the freaks and the geeks and the wierdos and pimps the crackheads, the hookers, the gangstas and gimps From this mass of humanity I'll rise to the top Move your ass big fat sleepy guy, here comes my stop
Going Somewhere
Well, tonight after Devlin's football practice, I have a trusted friend taking me to WV to retrieve my stuff from the house I shared with my soon to be ex-husband #2, BJ the Jerk (pics in album BJ/JERK). As you know, BJ has been a complete piece of work and no longer deserves my company... so I don't feel bad about doing this on this hand. On the other hand, I am completely floored and upset about the thought of even making this trip. I have to go get a few things that are extremely important to me, but the thought of even walking across the threshhold is making me sick (and yes I am really sick, but not from this). So much bad has happened there, that even if there was some good at some point, it has been washed away and replaced by more bad. I want to do this, it feels like it will be closure for me. But I really don't want to, cause... well, I was with him for so long and it was so miserable... I dunno, lol... Help me make some sense of my twisted up brain, lol...
All About Me
Get To Know YouWhats your name?:jessica What is your status?:single but not Do you have any children?:yes one amazing little man What does your name mean?:idk What are your nicknames?:mommy Do you work?:only taking care of my son Do you like your job?:love it Are you a people person?:oh yeah Where did you grow up?:alpharetta, georgia Where do you live now?:carnesville, georgia What is your most favorite thing to do?:either shop or watch football Where do you see yourself in 5 years?:hopefully happily married and buying a house Where were you 5 years ago?:living at home still in high school Do you consider yourself artistic?:not at all What was the last thing you ate?:coco puffs Who is your favorite Disney Princess?:princess fiona from shrek Who is your favorite Disney Prince?:prince charming How old is your inner child?:2 Where is your favorite place to eat?:taco bell What are your plans tomorrow?:call nanny and clean Whats the first thing you do in the morning?:tell john john to back
Soldiers
As a veteran and having dealt with the VA system this is a cause that needs addressed. Dear Congressman Filner, 1.5 million people have served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Almost one-third of them will have a serious mental health problem – like depression, or Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. That’s why I’m supporting IAVA and Drowning Pool’s “This is For the Soldiers” campaign to make sure the mental health needs of our troops are a top priority. We know you’re a strong supporter of the troops. You co-sponsored the crucial Lane Evans bill, which would get veterans the counseling and support they need. But without your leadership, this bill will continue to just sit in committee. We hope you’ll join us and bring this bill before the committee. With your help, we can get this bill moving and get troops the care they deserve.
Bomb Her She Wants It Bad..
Spank the hell out of her she loves it . She is a great friend and person give her some love ty.. She will return it
Please Help Out
PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND IN A CONTEST COME AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH HUGGS LISA XXX
Why Do You Let People Go That You Love?
I LOVE TWO MEN. BUT WHY WOULD I LET THE BETTER ONE GO! MAYBE I FELT I DIDN'T DESERVE HIM AND I'M CONFUSED. WHY IN LIFE DO WE DO THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO DO? WHY DO WE HURT THE ONES WE TRULY LOVE? WHY DO WE LET THE ONE WE WANT TO BE WITH GO? I'M SO CONFUSED. AND I CANT GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD. I CANT SLEEP , I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SIT HERE AND CRY OVER SOMETHING I DID TO MY SELF. DUMB HUH, I KNOW. I HOPE SOMEDAY HE WILL FORGIVE ME.BECAUSE I'M TRULY SORRY FOR THE PAIN I CAUSED HIM , WELL BOTH OF THEM. AND NOW I'M ALL ALONE AND WHY BECAUSE I FUCKED UP! AND I JUST WANT HIM TO I STILL WITH ALWAYS LOVE HIM WITH ALL OF MY HEART, OMG WHY DID I DO THIS!!! IM SORRY!!!
Definitions Not In The Dictionary
Definitions Not in Dictionary ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Som
Vista...pain In The Ass
Hi, Well I am the type of guy that try's out lots of programs a month, and I am spending time with my present gal, and she has a lap-top and Vista... Well I think its a pain in the ass, I can't do anything on here, with_out the Vista_Mafia, asking me over and over, are you sure... reminds me of the car computer, saying your door is ajar...I scream at it no it's not a Jar...its a Door...lol anyway...yes VISTA>>> (should be called Pissta...Yes I am sure... Thats why I am copying, and pasting... So my take on this if your a little out of the box in your thinking and Tweeking...let vista stay where it belongs, and stick with good old xp... thats it... greggace
Two Birds
Two birds tumble in the sky in an awkward aerobatic mating dance - I hear their high-pitched ecstatic cries and look to see them break apart and fly into a tree to preen and catch their breaths. He turns to her and playfully pushes at her as if to say: "let's do that again". They do. © All rights reserved
Ripples
In my dream we are together (have been for all of time) and we are standing, skipping flat stones across the still water of a high mountain lake - we are watching the ripples spread atop the mirrored surface, breaking apart the reflection of the bluest sky. Without words, we turn into each other and I kiss you long and deep and I can feel the moist, warm air that surrounds you and feel your pulse in the softness of your lips. © All rights reserved
Life
what do u know someone hit my hubbys truck from behind while i'm in the process of making a left hand turn. to make a long story short, i ended up goin to the hospital last nite only to find out that i badly bruised my left shoulder blade in the accident and now my left arm is in a sling for the next week. THIS SUCKS!!
Resignation
RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things. I want to live simple again. I don't w
Learned
When I look into the mirror I see lines forming around my eyes (from long nights crying?) and across my forehead - I see the years etched like sad poetry into my face (and I must look away). Love is learned behavior and I am ignorant. © All rights reserved
Help Me, Please!!!!!!!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1049290&i=861046363 Please come and help me
Sensible Persons Bill Of Rights
The Sensible Persons Bill of Rights "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do NOT have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
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Nbsd Family
Stop by and show my family page sum love. We are tryin to level up so we can have a bigger family. If you fan and rate, leave a profile comment and MsMaine will buy you a drink. We have a cool stash and sum great pics.... NBSD FAMILY@ fubar (repost of original by 'tainted*kiss founder of NBSD' on '2007-09-18 09:04:25')
Other Me
~*~just freeky enuff~*~@ fubar
When God Paints
when god paints he uses all his colours
A Thought To Ponder
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most pai
Waves Of Me
Okay, look, I want to drag you to the ground and undress you, sure - I want to hear my name screamed seventeen different ways as waves of me enter you. I want to feel your skin blossom with perspiration and taste it on your top lip, feel your muscles tense, breasts stiffen beneath me, and I want to make you want me more than air. Sure, I want to fold you into me and buzz with heady thoughts of you and I as one organism rolling on the floor, tipping over tall glasses of red wine and tasting it again as it stains our skin. But more than that, you will cause me to forget the sun. © All rights reserved
I Didn't Mean To Make You Cry
I rushed in without thinking. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I acted very selfish. I didn’t mean to make you cry. You’re a person very caring. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I hurt the one person that understands me. I didn’t mean to make you cry. I want to take back all the pain and suffering I have caused you. I want you to be so very happy. I want to make you smile and bring you joy. I didn’t mean to make you cry.
Target Bouncer
I COULDN'T RESIST , SEEIN THIS EVERY SEC OF THE DAY WHEN YOU RATING
Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his
New Drink(the Brown Recluse)
in a rocks glass mix: 1 shot jager 1 shot vodka 2 shots red bull pound it down. i call it the brown recluse. enjoy!!!
Meeting
hello to all WTC members....We are going to have a meeting sept 20 at 9pm est you all must be there...This is something all members need to be here....We have alot to talk about i think it will make are family stronger we need to discuss alot of issues so thank you for your time Founder DJphilburg360
Try It Another Way :p
Since we still seemed to be having trouble getting the message across in blogs and profiles and such... new idea! there are now two pictures posted with the following "have you read my profile yet?" and "stop asking! i will not unlock them for you" lol, i figure if they're gonna skip straight to the pics, maybe this way has a shot... anyone else have ideas??? lol :p ~~Sin
Wallmart Greeter
Wal-Mart greeter > >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her >two kids, >yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, >"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are >they twins?" > >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." > >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >they're twins? >Are you blind, or just stupid?" > >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >couldn't believe you got laid twice." >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." debi to enjoy have laughter
My Living Will
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room And I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, Dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If That ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that
Naughty
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) --Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Lib
Now That's A Kiss
Honestly, Do You?
I'm curious as to how many of you actually read the things i post... I don't mean the stash updates or the silly blog posts... those i can see by who goes from the stash to the items or views/comments on blogs... what i want to know is have you honestly taken any time to read about me? Did you read it when I posted the bulliten? Do you ever glance through my Dunno Stash (the SFW poetry I've written), or the Ramblings blog (containing both SFW and NSFW writing)? When you went through to rate them, did you read them? or did you just click the button? And please be honest, if you're just here for the pictures, that's awesome too, as an exhibitionist, that's awesome, but i'm curious as to who actually wonders about the person in the pictures... Please comment either way, just so i know ;) Sin
Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On "fubar" Than A Women!! ;)
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"
36 Things
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting ..lol 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A.im a fish ..lol 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A
Cleverst Email!
Cleverest Email This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQU
A String Of Words
I want to blame the string of beads that drew my eye down down down, but this want came before. Or, blame the beads of water dripping down down down, between the curves of you, below - be kind to me and gentle, I am just a drunk at the bottom of his bottle. And you? You are my destruction, my salvation, my little bit of buttercream boiling over onto me. You are my reason for wordlessness - too many things and thoughts and this is just a jumble of feelings and findings, but it's the only thing I have to tell you: You are my new skin. © All rights reserved
Im Coming
come check me out!!! previews of whats inside!! www.bighotbombshells.com
I Want To Know...
fill this out cuz you know you want to! LOL :P y = yes n = no m = maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] have sex with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get was
A Poem I Didnt Write But It Explains Me
I'm the GUY who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. .. I'm the GUY who still thinks you're sexy COVERED IN DIRT wearing your work clothes and boots. I'm the GUY who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the GUY who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the GUY who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the GUY who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the GUY who's excited ALL day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the GUY who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the GUY who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the GUY who melts every time you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the GUY who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the GUY who won't lie to you (ever, about anything)--including where I'm going or where I've been or who I've been with. I'm the GUY who gets butterflies when I hear your name. I'm the GU
Damn Canadians!!
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Ya'll Have a Rockin
Lust
Lust (Unknown) Lust is what I speak tonight, Lust is what I see tonight, Lust is what I feel tonight, And I Lust You. Show me your Body inside out… no clothes on, no holds barred… bit by bit, part by part, give me your smells, and your sweat… give me what all you have every naked bit of yours, I want to see All of yours. feel my hands feel my legs feel my torso my body begs… Come in me and make me wet juices flowing… feel the heat… together, we’ll make ‘us’ meet. If Lust be sin, So be it… For I am a Woman, And you a Man. How can I love you and not lust you? For Me, Love and Lust, go hand in hand… for I am a Woman and you are a Man.
Pearls
Pearls by Bunny Women are pearls we are goddesses with lust silky soft red lips and beauty warm sensual bodies and longings soft milky breasts and desire the passion angels attracting rivals
Life Part 9
I think songs are really interesting when you pay attention to the words. Most people do not take the time to really think about the lyrics. They sing along with the song not even knowing what they are singing about. Some songs have very powerful statements. A lot of the songs today are angry. They talk of killing and stealing. I have never been one to blame music for anyone's actions. I have always thought that was so stupid. I do wonder though now. Music can give you an attitude or confidence or make you feel sad or happy. It is very powerful. I love to sit and listen to music with headphones on and the reason is because it blocks out the rest of the world and lets you get lost in it. I listen to different types of music depending on what kind of mood I am in. I have been into the "coffee house" type lately. It seems to be less angry and more fun. I do get in my mood to listen to hard stuff. I wonder if I will ever grow out of that? I doubt it. Here are the lyri
Grrrness
Why is it that people don't understand call me when you are in town? Or call me when you know how your job interview went? Especially when they tell me that they are going to do that before I even ask. It drives me crazy. Well yea
Bout Me
I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO BLOG BOUT SO ILL TELL U A LITTLE BOUT ME .IM 35 FROM MURRAY KY I LISTEN TO JUST BOUT ALL KINDS OF MUSIC LOOKING TO MEET NEW PEOPLE N MAKE NEW FRIENDS
Victoria's Secret
A Visit to Victoria's Secret by Charles Chaim Wax I made a left and pulled into a large New Jersey Mall parking lot my sister and Nancy hopped out racing into Victoria’s Secret store packed I noticed a small carpeted section motioned to my sister sat down watching women examine racks and racks of skimpy panties, silk slips, push-up bras et cetera, et cetera also four Transvestites well, we all want happiness I said to myself no harm in a few accouterments to help in such a valiant effort. Suddenly my sister appeared holding a white silk bra connected with several strips of more white silk to a pair of white silk panties. Nancy’s husband fooled around here today to lure him back gave my sister ideas, fears her dear husband Howard might do the same so in this place to make sure he stayed home. “Very provocative, ” I declared. “Howard just loved Ellen Barkin wearing this in The Big Easy.” “He loves you only lusts after h
Rate Me At Least Wtf
when they come by your page and just check you out with not even one rate on anything at all , what do u think they are looking for i mean honestly i have the decency to at least rate ppl if i go onto their page , yea so that sounds bitchy but honestly why go on somones page if u dont rate them
Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)
Naughty Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! TITLE IT-Naughty Application
Save Time Read This
Ok here ya go some Q&As for every one to know save time read this before you ask me thses questions. 1.Are you single?No im not been with the same guy for 5 years> 2.Do you have any kids?Yes i do they are my life i have 3 of my own 2 girls and a boy who has autism and i have 1 step son in michigan wich i hope to move back soon to be with them again. 3.Am i looking to leave the man im with?No im here to make friends and have fun so if i am flirting thats me it doesnt mean im going to leave Brandon to be with you. 4.Do i get naked on cam?No i dont please dont ask if i choose to do anything on cam i will do it on my own. 5.Do i want to watch you masterbate on cam?EEEEWWWWW no i do not get on yahoo to cam and watch men from all over the world jack off if i want to see a man jack off i will hold back from giving sex to my man ty. 6.Will i have sex or do anything sexual with Brandon on cam?No i will not. 7.Will i add you to my family so you can see my private pics?I pick
Work Is Slow
what a slow day we have ran only one call so far today but oh well have to take the good with the bad cant what till friday going camping and spending the whole weekend whitewater rafting then leaving for for cozumel in 3 weeks to go diving woohoo
Stayin Alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's O.K. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, st
Latina Mafia News
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, DJ FLACO, LOCO AND JOE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MODERATORS OVER THE LOUNGE, SO IF YOU ALL CAN FIGURE IT OUT...HAVE FUN! LOL
Quiz
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you
Late Night Attack
Well last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door. Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife. I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food. I hate angry drunks......
Smokin~with~taz
All men make mistakes....it is just married men find out about them sooner,
Online Or Offline
Please don't think I am here if it shows me online today.I have been trying to go thru stuff cause I am moving.Then poof they were moving a double wide of my neighbors out and off went all our power cause they hit a electric line.So I can't say if I am here or not LOL.Hugs to all I am trying to rate etc all today but no for sures at this rate.
Some People R Just Fucked In The Head
HAVE U EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO WHERE IF U SEE THE PERSON WHO MADE U THIS WAY, ALL U WANT TO DO IS TO PHYSICALLY HURT THEM UNTIL UR ANGER IS OUT OF UR BODY??? YEAH RIGHT, LESS STRESS ON ME NOW? FUCK NO!! BUT THAT'S OK. I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING BEWHIND MYSELF EVERYWHERE I GO....JUST REMIND URSELF, WHEN U PROMISE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, DO NOT FUCK UP & NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. IT WILL ONLY GET U ENEMIES THIS WAY. EVEN THOUGH, I'M ON BEDREST, I CAN STILL KICK THE BITCHES ASS...& IF SCOOBIEDOIT IS READING THIS...FUCK U! U CAN BE FRIENDS BOTH WAYS...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY HEART LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT TO HELP ANOTHER OUT OF A SITUATION!! AS USUAL, A WIGGER HAS BEEN PUT BEFORE HER CHILDREN, FRIENDS, & SUPPORTERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE FUCKED MYSELF....NO. WHEN THIS PERSON COMES AROUND LOOKING FOR HELP...IT WILL NOT BE HERE!!! SORRY, BUT U DO NOT FUCK THE BITCH & EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT!!! PAYMENT WILL BE COMING SOON & IF U
Redlightcenter
If yoy enjoy this site you'll redlightcenter its myspace,expeeps,and fubar all in one but with a virtual experience. Total adult site with bars,strip clubs,dance clubs,roller rink just to much to list. Let's not forget virtual sex. Also great profiles the best place on the net for fun and fantasy. Plus its free... So sign up and I get you some good ratings... http://social.redlightcenter.com/?trq=5622
Rank
Today's Rank: #258 Rating: 10.1 (775) [?] Profile Views: 4,179 Points: 352,550 [?] fuBucks: 289,055
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Transformers Halloween Costumes
Transformers Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Making your own Transformers Halloween Costume is going to be tricky, especially If you want your costume to transform into a car. Of course if we could easily build this type of technology, we wouldn't be so worried about getting the perfect Transformers halloween costume. So how do you achieve that metallic look in your Transformers costume? You will need to start with some sturdy cardboard boxes, cut them up and glue them together. Make sure you can fit inside of each of the box parts. Once you are done decorating the boxes, have a friend glue the last few pieces together while you are wearing the costume. To add some realism get some shiny metallic paint and spray paint the boxes using your favorite Transformers colors.
Fubar
I have 200 pics in a folder if you rate all of them then send me a message and I will send you 25,000 fubucks. Thank you I love my friends
My Little Angel Zachary
I am about to havea son named Zachary, and i am so excited! This is going to be m first kid, and i can't wait to see what he looks like when he is born. I bet he is going to look like a little angel. God bless my child zachary scott
Main Profile Photos
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to Level 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. We have always been a community regulated site. I am certain our community will help regulate this. If you are reported, you will receive a warning to remove. If you do not comply, you will be reset. If you continually abuse, you will be reset. Thanks for your support. Scrapper PS...The only ones crying about this are the people who are manipulating the
Freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN THIS GIVE AWAY . YOU ARE THE BEST . NOW FOR THOSE I HAVE HELPED AND GET NO HELP IN RETURN I HAVE LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS . ANYONE WHO HAS HELPED OR WANTS TO HELP PLEASE FEEL FREE . THANKS EVERYONE
Ridin' The Storm Out
Even online I tend to be choosy about my friends, I read profiles, even chat when I have time, before I send a friend request. Around here I almost feel antisocial because I've received more friend requests than I send. I will accept any that I get, but don't think I'm being snobbish if I don't ask you to be a friend right away... I just be slow sometimes.
Two Very True Stories
Two very true stories True story #1 World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor, could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.
Ultimate Survey
...::About Me::...
My Best Poem Ever Written Always And Forever
A love that is my heart and soul A love that cant be touched A love that all the heavens will protect A love that will never keep me away! My little stinkers forever Micha,Megan, and Molley My little saints forever 3 of no kind Never forsaken too many times mistaken Three pieces of my heart that shouldnt be taken away Follow your hearts no matter where it takes you Become someone that you can respect and love Dont follow by example do what is right no matter who says it Be your own and never live to be owned in any way Never forget how much i love ya and need ya every second is so hard to breathe without seeing you Dont see this as a sad feeling every tear is hoping to see you grown forver your mortal guaudian angel that mortally made mistakes

Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How To Get Something Made For You
if you rate all my stash i will do one pic. if you rate all my pics then i will do two-three pics. if you do both then i think five customs will right in return. i can not do morphs, i am sorry for that. if you would still like me to make u a custom pic though i will. please do your part then send me a fu-mail. i will not take shouts. they are too hard to keep up with. thank you for all your time and rates. much luv.
Body Mods
I was reading an article earlier today (which is posted in the "news" section of my stash) concerning a man who has applied or attempted to apply for over 100 jobs over the last couple of months and was either denied the job due to his tattoos or denied even an application. When will the world wake up and realize that tattoos and other body modifications are VERY mainstream now? I also posted the article on my myspace and was told by a friend (whom I actually have nothing in common with and believe we like to hang out because we like to argue with each other, lol) that an employer not giving a job to a modified person is NOT discrimination. How the hell is it not? Ok, I know we CHOOSE to adorn our bodies with art, but does a person also CHOOSE whether or not to practice religion and if so, which one they will practice? Are there not religious groups that are seen as "unfavorable" for various reasons and sometimes have a difficult time finding employment due to their religious beliefs?
Times A Ticking
So when you wake up in the morning, feeling a bit perplexed as to why you should feel so lathargic, why the eyes dont want top open so quick, and why the head feels a bit heavier!!! HEY WAKEUP STUPID!!!! TIMES A TICKING!!!! (oh how i wish i could see what happens tomorrow!)
Bikers
I have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters! "I'm Just a Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you sta
My Everything!!!!
The loneliness of nights alone, the search for strength to carry on, my every hope has seemed to die, my eyes have no more tears to cry and like the sun shinning up above you surrounded me with your endless love, and all the things I couldn’t see are now so clear to me, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iecEDzDoXc . One of my favorites
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SHOW SOME LOVE bad_bonnie_82@ fubar
~~~taking What Is Mine~~~~~
You expect my Tender Love for you at Night and have felt my Morning Desire for your as Sun's Rising, but you have not seen what the Mid-day brings....It is the Taking of What is Mine. You go about your day blissful in knowing your schedule and all that is required of you. You are satisfied with knowing your routine, but you have not yet seen mine. As you move about in your comfort zone I arrive, unannounced, unexpected, caring not what you are wearing or even if your body has felt the cleansing caress of a morning shower or bath. I am determined in purpose to Take you without words spoken...driven forward by the desire and passion your last kiss left within me like a slow burning ember needing only my complete thoughts of you to manifest it into a Intense Raw Passion that can only be quenched one way.....Taking you...claiming what is mine. I enter without words, intent with the stare that is already undressing you as I approach, you in and instant know what I am think
Dale Jarrett
Birthday: Nov. 26, 1956 Hometown: Hickory, N.C. Unlike most drivers who come from a racing background, Dale Jarrett's path to NASCAR stardom didn't begin until he was 20 years old. Sure, Jarrett, a multi-sport star in high school who was offered a golf scholarship at the University of South Carolina, hung out at the tracks watching his dad, Ned, race in the 1960s, but it wasn't until 1977 that the son of the racing legend first got behind the wheel. He began working on a car with a couple of high-school friends, one of which was Andy Petree, and before long Jarrett wanted to try it out. After receiving a loan from his father to buy an engine, Jarrett started 25th and finished ninth that night at Hickory Motor Speedway, and the wheels were in motion. Jarrett began competing in the Limited Sportsman Division at Hickory and in a few short years it was off to NASCAR. Jarrett competed in 28 of the 29 races in the Busch Series' inaugural season of 1982, posting 14 top-10s to
Haters
NUFF SAID. I JUST STARTED COMING ON FUBAR AND I SEE THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY BRIGHT INDIVIDUALS ON HERE AND WHEN I POSTED A MUMM THERE ACTUALLY WERE SOME THAT HAD THE NERVE TO CALL ME A NIGGA. I MEAN I LIVE UP NORTH AND THE HATERS ARE EVERY WHERE,BUT WITHOUT U THERE IS NO ME.IF THERE IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON OUT THERE THAT DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE WE WOULD RUN THE WORLD. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I AM A YOUNG AND TALENTED BLACK MAN AND I WOULD NOT WANT TO HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.THE SAD THING IS ALL TYPES OF WOMEN LOVE ME AND PROBABLY DO NOT WANT WHAT U HAVE TO OFFER SO I CAN SEE WHY UR MAD.ITS NOT UR FAULT U R NOT BLESSED WIT THE TOOLS TO MAKE THE LADIES HAVE NUMEROUS ORGASMS WITHOUT TOYS AND HOURS OF LICKING. JUST TO CLEAR THE AIR I HAVE LOVE FOR ALL AND FOR THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE ME CAUSE IM BLACK.ITS ALL GOOD AND FOR THE RECORD I NEVA KNEW THAT WHEN I TYPED THE DAT INSTEAD OF THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE CONFUSED,BUT HEY NOT EVERYONE IS AS GIFTED AS ME I GUESS.PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT,THIS IS SO
Poetry
I loved you more than I have ever known Those starry eyes Those tender lips You made my heart melt Then boil into a roaring fire I now know What my eyes could not see You are the only one that is for me Many nights those tears flew Being myself without anyone Anyone to care about the thoughts Looking at the sky and knowing Many mistakes I had Many mistakes I have had It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.
Love Hurts
Some of my co-workers and I were talking about the difficulty in finding the right person. Why is it so hard for people to meet one another? When they meet, why is so hard to fall in love, stay in love? Courtney says she took an overdose when her husband left her. He walked up to her one night, and said I don't love you anymore. What kind of foolishness is that? After years of marriage, why does one partner suddenly lose interest in the other? Marcel's wife had a affair before they got married, and it continued the entire 3 years they were married. She told him I don't love you the way you love me. When he found out about the affair, he was crushed, and took a gun to the other man's job to kill him. Fortunately, someone took the gun from him. How can an emotion create such drastic, and polar behaviors. Both of these people are mild natured, and their response to do harm is inconsistent from what I know about them. Marcel has remarried, but Courtney remains alone. She wa
Linda's Blog
HELLO IM NEW HERE I GUESS IM STILL LEARNING THIS BLOG THINK . IM A KENTUCKY GIRL LOVE TO TRAVEL BEEN TO ABOUT 40 STATES IM A KENTUCKY MED TECH. LOVE TO CHAT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHAT DO YOU THINK , WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND ADD ME TO YOUR FRIEND LIST AND I WILL ADD YOU THANKS .. BYE FOR NOW
How We Stumble
The great Roman orator Cicero (106-43 B.C.) offered these "Six Mistakes of Man" - six habits of thinking that keep us a prisoner of ever-shrinking patterns. Who doesn’t share some of these? Find out what mistakes you share, and without self-blame and judgment, gently fix them and move into a life of more meaning and love. 1. The illusion of personal gain. To begin with, the seesaw thinking that elevates personal gain as a result of crushing others betrays the infinite sense of things. It presumes that life and its resources are finite, that there isn’t enough to go around, and therefore we can only secure our piece of the pie at the expense of others. 2. The tendency to worry. When we tend to worry about things beyond our control, which is common, we are struggling with the lack of faith in the stream of life. This can lead us to a negative self-centeredness that adheres to a false sense of responsibility for everything. 3. Insisting that things are impossible. Because we c
This Marine
THIS MARINE WANTS THIS TO ROLL OVER THE U.S. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marine, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right to talk of your peace. To stand in your groups,and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails,Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people
First Contest
Hey yall.. Could you help me out with this contest? It's my first! Mahalo!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=909688&i=2577852151
Have U Ever Had One Of Those Days?
Saturday - bail friend & MY car out of jail Sunday - Dodge pickup goes KAPUT.... Monday - repair Dodge, celebrate son's birthday Tuesday - son gets strep throat Wednesday - wasn't too bad of a day...canceled trip to stay home with sick child Thursday - ruh roh...daughter is getting sick Friday - yep...she has it too Saturday - water heater KAPUT (can I get a break?) Sunday - woke up to 2 shattered windows in my daughter's car....damn (no to question from Sat)
Contest
Hey everyone I am in a contest and really needing some help. I started late because i was at work all day. Please stop by and help out thanks.
Magic Of Quartz
Many of us know what quartz is and where to find it, but until recently I didn't realize how much of our current way of living is dependant upon it. Every bit of technology we have today form the laptop I'm typing this on to a simple watch is based off of a piece of quartz. It's the only stone we've found that actually stores information inside it. Magik users have taken advantage of this ability for eons by storing specific energy and information in quartz to assist with learning, healing, energizing and other benefitial activities over vast amounts of time. Scientists discovered recently that quartz also has an energy signature all its own that emits an almost imperceivable radio-type signal that can travel across vast amounts of space and even across our oceans. Some refer to this as the "call of the wild" or "the living entity of quartz." In studies involving kirilian photography, which photographs electomagnetic energy fields, a small smoke-like wisp was seen to ri
Me
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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