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Ty For The Family An Friends Support!
just want every one to know i realy appreciate the support.
On The Way...
Well, I am on my way out the door... waiting for Phil to get here... I have calmed down considerably with the help of a few friends today... you know who you are and I want you to know that I really appreciate it! So, please pray for me and show me some love while I'm gone so I know I was missed, lol... and you know I love pic comments, hint hint, lol... at least you know I am calm enough to smile :-) talk to everyone wednesday night about 10ish... Muah & love to all!!! SuzyQ
Jodie
Okay people wishful thinking a/k/a Jodi really wants to level! I know we can help her accomplish this. She has uploaded over 500 new pics to be rated. As well as a stash of about 500! Show her how much she is loved please. I know she is on almost every level up I have seen. As well as BOMB her ASS off for all of us. We need to show her that we here at FUBAR love her and for me the site just wouldn't be the same without her.. (not supposed to add she is considering leaving) But Oh well I for 1 definately don't want to see her disappear from this site. She is one of the BEST PEOPLE and FRIENDS I have had the privilege to get to know. So if you love Jodi come on people and let her know.. Thank you I know isn't probably necessary but said.. Hot Momma wishful thinking ( No Salute No Add!!)@ fubar (repost of original by '~Hot Momma~' on '2007-09-18 16:54:40') (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl' on '2007-09-18 17:13:44')
Let Us Pray...
Let Us Pray.... "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
Lucky Bastard...
All you that think "DAMN she's got a man...." GO and SHOW my man some love... Click HERE...and show tyr some love... his 21st birthday was last week so go get his ass drunk so i can take advantage of him... if i'm pleased, i'll even show you pictures ;) come on, show him some love, you know you wanna see what i have in store for him... ~~Sin
Tattoo
Ok I need your opinions! I want to get my 4th tattoo and I can't decide which one I want to get. Ok I guess I can't paste the pics here so I will post them in my pictures and tell me which one you like the best.
Dad
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Brand New Lounge!!!
I JUST MADE NEW LOUNGE PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT ME IN ((THE REBELS LOUNGE)) I HAVE MUSIC AND I DON'T HAVE ANY RULES EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED!! HOPE TOO SEE SOME OF YOU THERE!!
Sexual Horoscope
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Another Love Poem
You look in my eyes see right though them. You touch my face and I kiss your fingers. I love you passes your lips, the first time you said I Love You. I love you too. I recite those words in my mind a thousand times. Your lips softly touches mine moving them slowly oh so slowly it seems to last forever. Maybe some day this will be us but for now I will dream till this dream comes true.
Badda Bang!!!
“FULL BLOWN, POEM SEX” – Badda Bang….! ! ! by Trade Martin,2007. I want ‘Full Blown Poem Sex’……, It’s sweeter than phone sex……, Kind of like drone sex….., But you can’t just clone sex……, Still you can have lone sex…., Or do it at home sex……, And wherever you may roam sex……, BUT PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE F****** RESTROOMS….! ! !
Think Of Tha "word" Love
It's a word we use every day, but do we really know what it means? The conotations are astronomical. We love each other, or pets, the shoes we just bought, our parents and the list gos on. But what does it realy mean? Is it an expression of sexual desire? Is it a way of comunicating to our other half just how we feel about them. Do you tell your pet gold fish you love them and in the same breath, tell your spouse or best friend you love them to? Please! Sombody tell me , where do you make the distinction of true love, and how do you expressit.?
Power Bombing
Before someone wants too call some one a cheater make sure you actually got proof first. So in case you all are reading the bombfest2007 Bulletin. Heres how you bomb fast. Leave a comment and once you get a bouncer if you are using firefox as I am you can hit your back arrow 10 times and it will leave the exact comment really fast. So try it and see if it works. And youll see its no programs...lmao..
Teenage Love
Teenage Love by LADii3 T Hinojosa Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You and You Believe Its True but When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore! ! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style 69 So Just For Fun Or gettin paid everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven so stick it in Roses are nice Violets are fine I'll be the 6 if You'll be the 9
Read My Profile
I wish these a-holes who bounce on this site would take the time to look into reports of NSFW.It sure would help smooth out some hard feellings towards the site and its moderaters.I don't see that happening, until something drastic takes place.What that drastic thing is,I don't know.....yet.Give me a little time and I'll find what it is.I have friends outside of this site..in real life......who really like solving problems like this, they live for it.How do you think I can afford to give away free motorcycles?I got some really smart people for friends and I make enough money at my day job to get by well.Thats how.If these morons here would read my profile,I state there, that in my off hours from my day job I like to give away choppers.No strings,no promotions, no nothing,I just give them away.I've got one for every day of the week for myself and I like to do things that make people happy.Would recieving a free chopper do that for you?
Fubar Addiction
Is it me? Or do i always find myself staying on fubar way too long?? if im crazy thats kool...just let me know...haha
Fubar Id
if anyone would like to have a fubar id made for them, please let me know and ill make one for you
Behold, I Adore Beauty
Behold, I Adore Beauty by Sylvia Chidi Beauty is warm and cold Beauty is black and bold Beauty is different for us all I am told Beauty I would love a chance to mould Beauty gives the finest pleasure I am told Beauty can be bought and sold To the one and only highest bidder While it graciously glitters like gold I adore beauty Oh! How I adore beauty with a passion I adore beauty with every last breath Beauty itself is not exempt From the laws of birth and death It experiences the joys of being young and old Blossoming each day in early youth Maturing adoringly each day with age Behold, I adore beauty Oh! How I adore beauty with a passion Beauty is something I would like to hold Where there is too much ugly I can bring it out of a drawer and unfold Spread it around the entire household Without worrying about getting a scold Behold, I adore beauty Oh! How I adore beauty When out on a nightie Quite hungry and thirsty And you drink the las
Nothing Important.
Ever try to meet people just by approaching them wherever? kinda hard huh? You don't know how to say what you're going to say. you might be the kind that doesn't want to abruptly startle someone and make a bad first(and last)impression. I try to go out of my way to start a conversation with someone about something we're both looking at and know about like a movie or video game. But I am on the shy side. Not to where I don't talk or anything but I like to try getting to know someone first. So I talk to classmates at school(college of course), I do so with co-workers, but since I'm here I try to find people that actually may want to seek REAL friends. Not sex alone. I mean, hey, I'm not against a 'good' time. But I would enjoy actually finding some new friends. I have but one real friend since I moved here to Eunice, LA. I'm not trying to get into someone's pants. Unless that's what SHE wants but it has to be mutual. But shit..I have all these friends on here and not one person seems to
Please Hear What I Am Not Saying
Don't be fooled by the face I wear. For I wear a mask, I wear a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of whom are me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled, for God's sake don't be fooled. I give you the impression that I'm secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as out, that confidence is my name and coolness is my game, that the water's calm and I'm in command, and that I need no-one. But don't believe me. Please! My surface may seem smooth, but my surface is a mask, my ever-varying and ever-concealing mask. Beneath dwells the real me in confusion, in fear, in aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness and fear of being exposed, That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind, a nonchalant, sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is precisely my salvation, my only salv
Never Have I Fallen
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
Only In A Fairy Tale
Only In A Fairy Tale by Crystal A. McKain Cinderella had her prince, Snow White was carried off into the sunset by her true love. Sleeping Beauty was awakened by a kiss from her Prince, And Jasmen married Alden. Robin Hood ended up with his true love Maiden Marian, And Simba shared eternity with Nala. In the end they all ended up with their true love's, And they all lived happily ever after. I sometimes dream that I was Cinderella or Snow White. I dream that someday my true love will come and sweep Me off my feet just like their princess swept them Off their feet. I dream of the man who would love me for me, The man who would believe in me and who would love Me until the end of eternity. But as another tear rolls down my cheeks I release That such a man can only live in a fairy tale and Not in reality
Nsfw Albums
I know you guys are wondering, especially you newcomers, why there are so many locked albums.... there were alot of guys coming here that wouldn't rate anything that was NOT NSFW... so i was getting NOTHING out of it... before you stop and say "omg she didn't rate my shit" take a moment and think about what i put into MAKING the NSFW albums. if you think it's worth it to see them, go back and find things you didn't rate (sfw pics, stash items, blogs) and give me something back for what i'm giving you. until i feel that you guys understand what I give, those albums will remain locked. Sin
I Am Woman
I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again CHORUS Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to, I can do anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am woman You can bend but never break me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And I come back even stronger Not a novice any longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul CHORUS I am woman watch me grow See me standing toe to toe As I spread my lovin' arms across the land But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I make my brother understand Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I a
Cbs Morning News
More proof that Stein Gets It! The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians lik
Bored
Can anyone think of anything better than talking to a bunch of complete strangers who rate you a ten just cause you rated them one and are all about points and not really wanting to get to know anyone. wow mindless rambling is really fun.. and to think i could have been doing this the whole time.. hmmm.... what a perfect way to waste two minutes away.. i now feel a little more like a fubar addict for doing this.
Butterfly, Butterfly
Butterfly, Butterfly by Sharon Adamson Hoping to catch your eye Circling around you, oh my Butterfly, butterfly, come into the light Oh, what a beautiful sight Flying so gracefully Into the sky, the butterfly Trying to catch a butterfly Fly, fly, fly, butterfly There he sets upon the mums I'm having so much fun Here's another on the sill Your standing so still You go to touch him There he goes, the butterfly I hear a tapping on the window It's the butterfly, fly, fly, fly There he goes into the sky Flying so high, the butterfly I'll see you another day Butterfly, butterfly, away
I'm Back!
Well, it's been over a month since AT&T bought out BellSouth and problems arose to 28% of it's customers. I'm in that 28% as well as my work place (makes ya think if 28% is less than it was). I missed over half of my VIP month. I appologize for not catching up and rating everyone like I intended.
Contest Bombing Help Please
Hello to all my family and friends and fans. I need your help comment bombing this contest. I well link you to the picture. I just maxed out my comments. please come bomb this contest. We don't need the help to stay in the lead. we have a very big lead. But the main prize requires 100000 comments by the 30th at 9:00 pm CST.We needded 20100 by 7:00pm tonight but only have 16320. so please come help us. I would have made a pretty blog but don't have the time. PLEASE come help.
Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees - a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called, a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching for a man who wasn't there. "Wher
Guys
When a guy has left 3 different times and keeps coming back what does it mean? If he keeps telling you he is not going to leave a 4 time do you believe him? When you get told from 3 different people that when you 2 where apart he cheated on you do you believe them? But yet every time you ask him about it he denies it, what do you do? Honestly when do you actually know when he is telling the truth? Don't you just take his word for it? I may not have been with many guys but i have been with cheaters, women beaters, and physco's..So i have learned from that. So from those guys i have learned to tell if they are telling the truth. I honestly would like opinions on this!
I Wanna Know You
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an el
Love Is...
Sickos!!!
Zin57@ fubar Remember.. this is upside down LOL Zin57: that was only talking!! ->Zin57: thats enough.. i dont cyber or sex talk oon the net, i am not here for that Zin57: are u into anal? ->Zin57: no Zin57: do u like to be my slut then? ->Zin57: no Zin57: would u be my slave on the net? ->Zin57: no lol Zin57: are u bold? ->Zin57: who doesnt lol Zin57: do u crave sex? ->Zin57: no Zin57: do u have lovers?
Do You Like Me Now?
Time: 11:41pm Name: Nicole Sisters: Joy, Jill & Jamie Brothers: James & Chad Height: 5ft 9" What are you wearing? Quincy Hawks tshirt & Flecce pants Favorite Number? 7 Favorite Drink? Brass Monkey Favorite Month: October Favorite Breakfast: fried eggs, bacon (extra cispy), hashbrowns, toast with jelly --------------------------Have You Ever------------------------- Broken a bone: yes Been in a police car: yes Been on a boat? yes Swam in the ocean and surfed?: yes Fallen asleep in school: yes Cried when someone died: yes Saved emails?: yes --------------------------Ever Had------------------------------- Chicken pox: yes Sore throat: yes Broken nose: yes (6 times) ----------------------------Do You-------------------------------- Like cake? no Like school? yeah, i until i found beer ------------------------Questions---------------------------------------- Who was the last person you danced with? Drew Who makes you smile? My princess Landry
She Is Stunning!
A Littel About My Life
Hello everyone, don't know if anyone will read my blogs or not, don't care. But for those of you who know me and are keeping track of me, I am starting all over yet again, i have decided to completely end my marriage of 3 year and boy it sucks. I am living back in herington or should i say i have been for the past 7 months. I have taken on careing for my grandma, but i guess some people feel i am not doing a good job, since i supposidly sleep all day. Some one has to have their nose shoved right up someone elses buisness as usual. Soon i will be moving my great grandma back into her house and taking care of both of them, never thought in a million years i would be doing this, but hell who better then me. My daughter started preschool this year and seems to be enjoying it, my son turned two in august and is hell on wheels, but i still love him to death. I've lost so much in the past few years it's insane. Lately i seem to be loseing to much, i've lost my wife not that that bot
Reflections Of A Fallen Angel
Reflections of a Fallen Angel . . .   Placed high upon a pedestal And worshiped at the alter of your love Made sacred vows of forever before God and man As you promised me the stars in the heavens above. . .  
Suicide
You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now for the rest of our lives We'll be wondering why?! Life is a gift That we should hold dear Dying unnaturally Brings more than tears Frustration and Anger Resentment and Pain All over an act Where nobody gains Whatever it was That drove your despair Must erase thoughts Of times once shared The blackness that smothered The love you spurned Could you not confide To one of us turn? Your courage misspent To do the deed Could have changed tomorrow Helped you succeed The sadness hangs heavy From those left behind Trying to figure out What went on in your mind You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now the rest of our lives We'll be wondering WHY? Warning Signs There is no single thing that makes someone suicidal but the following s
Embrace The Rain
    I was A tear in the rain A single grain of  thought That went unnoticed In the grand scheme Of things
Dumb Ass Mummers
this guy is plain dumb. attack at will from east tennessee.i also fix computers cheap if ur in maryville/knoxville area@ fubar
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Waiting....
Cover me with kisses Be my shelter from the rain Comfort me in sadness Be the one to ease my pain Romance me beneath the moonlight Warm me with your breath Consume me with your tenderness In the stillness of the night Be the one that sparks my essence Be the one to make me whole Be the light of every new day Be the light within my soul Oh cherish me and cover me As my thoughts are blown away For you are the one That I will cherish
No Motion
My sleep, my trip - movement with no motion and a carnival with no sound - the sky is flat. I want to write a love-dream cycle starring her and me and some erotic notion of adult play in white sheets, a white room, white lace alive in a gentle breeze through a window that frames nothing but sky. But the sky is flat. I want to tell you that I see her every night - the same clear image of the same woman, same sequence, but the carnival has no sound. Tonight, like so many others, will be dreamless, or dressed in Dali and Fellini - a senseless tease, random misfirings of damaged neurons - and I will awaken dead again. © All rights reserved
Women That Do It For Me And That I Find Incredibly Sexy

Hey all DJ joker here come chill wit me in one of fubars hottest lounges Erotic Desires!!I am here waiting for your requests!! Click the link below and join me!!
Just Rates Needed
HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS CONTEST! SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!(Y) :P SO PLEASE CLICK THE LINK! CHECK OUT THE FUBAR "BEST CLEAVAGE CONTEST" R A T E S ONLY SO GO RATE HER! CLICK BELOW TO SEE... JC...DLS PROMOTER AND DJ LADY LUMPS THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ¢¾HORNY ANGEL¢¾ CLICK TO SHOW ME LOVE ...TY THANX ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED!(Y)
Zippa
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."
Mine
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?
I Wish You Could Know
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a husband's horror at 6 in the morning as I check his wife of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring her back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting her husband and family to know everything possible was done to try to save her life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards a
I'm Breathless
Breathless by (Unknown) I'm not too fit, I'll have you know I'm overweight and rather slow But when I run, I manage; though I'm breathless! Though in the past it was not thus, I am not one to swear and cuss, Except that, trying to catch a bus, I'm breathless! When as a youth, I used to play With sweet young ladies in the hay The girls would be the ones to say: "I'm breathless"! At sport I'd always stay the course I was as strong as any horse But now, with just a little force, I'm breathless! I guess my life has reached the stage When these things happen at my age. If all my passions I assuage, I'm breathless! I have my annual body checks And find out if I need new specs. But sadly, when I'm having sex, I'm breathless! No longer, now, do I aspire To climb a mountain, walk on fire; Instead I curb each wild desire - I'm breathless! (Especially for all my "senior" gentlemen friends.)
Bound.....
BOUND Bound by Light & Darkness Bound by Blood & Tears Bound by Stars & Sliver Bound by Eternity & Shadows... DarK ShaDoW AnGeL 3:51am est 09/19/2007
Anti ~ Climax
Anti-Climax It's finally here And you gotta stay put 'Cause the new fallen snow Has closed off your route. But, hey, that's not so bad! View it like this: It's your long-longed-for chance To have amorous bliss. It's a real dream come true For you and your love; A blessing from Eros; A gift from above. Then it suddenly dawns on you - You lecherous fool - Though you're snowbound together, The kids don't have school.
Random Writting
So now as the time draws near to an end, we truly understand what it is we must do. We must stand and fight for each other no matter what may come to be. These times ahead are rough and no one should have to bear them, no matter how important they should me. So I am here by your side fighting all the way down till the very last breath of my soul. Crying out for you in love and in pain. We both shall be beaten down, and tired but only fate knows if we will still remain. So what say you, do you wish to fight this final battle by my side, or do you wish to leave me? I guess not the answer important for I will be fighting this battle with or without you, being delt every blow with a smile for I will fight this battle for you. So are you willing to fight this one final battle, for the only battle for us that remains is that for each other’s love.
Riddles(if U Know The Answer The First To Leave A Comment With The Right Answer Gets A Gift)
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
22nd September Webcam Party
HI ROOMIES, WELL IT IS TIME FOR THE SEPTEMBER WEBCAM NITE AND WE WANTED TO HAVE A LIL BIT OF FUN JUST LIKE LAST MONTH. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SO WE HAVE A COUPLE OF IDEAS........... 1. STRIP POKER ON WEBCAM, ALL GIRL STRIP POKER WITH KYLIE, CHELLE, DIVA, SAFFY, SYDGIRL, HUNTRESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? 2. AUSSIEKYLIE IS THE FRUIT PLATTER - WATCH AS OUR FRIENDS COVER KYLIES NAKED BODY WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND FRESH STRAWBERRIES ETC. THE TRICK IS THEY CANT USE HANDS OR FINGERS TO EAT IT ALL OFF. SATURDAY - 9PM (SYDNEY TIME) - 22TH SEPTEMBER 2007 LIVE ON CAM AT AWC. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SEE YOU THERE.
Early Morning Madness
"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!" Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her. We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn. note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged
Fresh Cut Peonies
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them! I wonder if they come in different colors! I wonder about the fragrance! I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water! I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry! I wonder if they are cheaper by the dozen! I wonder if they come in long-stemmed Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers ( Indianapolis ). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.
My Addiction And Anything Related To It!!!!
Music
Ummm, Yeah.
So. My first blog is also my last for a while. Just a bit of info as to why I'm going to be offline for a while... My vacation is over. I go back to work today and won't really have any time online until sometime after Jan 15th. That's about it folks.
My Poem
There are times, My life seems so empty. There are times, I feel so alone and uneasy. There are times, I don't care to live any longer. There are times, Everyone else seems much stronger. There are times, I feel no love at all. There are times, Deeper into depression I fall. There are times, I know I'll die all alone. There are times, My family would be happier if I were gone. These are the times, Of my cursed life!!!! AUTHOR: JOE S.
Life
i hate the face that i hate my life. i hate the fact that i cant find that one person i'm ment to be with. i hate the fact that my aunt passed aways amd isnt here to spend halloween and xmass with us i hate everything right now. i hate the face that my dad is where is and cant be here with me. i hate the fact that i dont really have anyone i can talk to right now that knows whats going on in my life. but one of the things i hate the most out of everything. is that everything is happening at the sametime. and that there hasnt really been time for it to hit me one thing at a time. i hate the fact that i hate everything and that nothing can go good for me. i hate the fact that i cant sleep because on all this. i just hate everything right now. i hate me life and that thers only a handful of ppl that know why and but most of all i hate the fact the their all to busy to talk to me and clam me down like old times. sorry to everyone that gets mad at me for this but i had to get it out. i'
Suicide Is Painless
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
Welcome
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Crash
Look at the pictures Look at the photo above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are s tanding on the road). His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it. Now look at the photo below IF YOU WEREN'T A BELIEVER IN GOD BEFORE, WOULD YOU BE AFTER THIS?
Things I've Learned While Living In Kentucky
OK- IF IM FORGETTING ANYTHING, FEEL FREE TO ADD.. "'Possums" sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky . There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." "DJeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOU
I'm Sorry
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ~*~Andrea aka mizz 313~*~ Date: Sep 19, 2007 6:16 AM turn your sound on.I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
First Day
First of all, thank you Jenn for sending the invite. I was wrapped up in boredom and despite my new interest in the Sims 2 and reading like a crazed Einstein, I needed a serious break with something unique. THIS satisfied my thirst - for now. With this and my Adonis' help in getting another hobby for me, I should be preoccupied and satisfied for a while and have stopped digging myself a hole and getting deeper. I am still in a rut but doing better. Thanks to all for the comments and being sweet. I'm new to this so give me some time to figure out the ropes and reigns - and Jenn, I'll be bugging you to find out answers - sorry ahead of time. lol It is 2:21 AM in Hawaii and my drowsy self is going to go read the end of this book and then hopefully drift off to dream world. That's one of the great pleasures of sleep and if you know how to do it right, you can dream about what you want. The trick is to try and remember when you wake up. Aloha all and again thank you.
Help
I have been stuck at the same level for days I would appreciate all the adds, rates, and comments possible...and will return the love. Thank u
God's Law Of Compensation
Letting people fall in love with people who are already married is one of the meaner things that God does... Many people have asked why you would let yourself fall in love with someone who is married. That's a really stupid question. The obvious answer is that love, real love, doesn't take into account religion or race or marital status. Love is seldom convenient, and we sure as hell don't get to pick who we fall in love with. And unless it happens to you early in life, there's a good chance there will be other people involved... I'm a romantic, and I truly believe that each one of us has a soul mate. However, there is this theory I call God's Law of Compensation. It works on the premise that each one of us gets a different set of goodies. Some people get looks, some get money, some get a perfect mate or fame or whatever. But no one gets everything. Perhaps God has decided that love is the one thing I should do without...
`mathematics (nsfw)
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply
It's Hysterical To Me ...
I am having a hard time understanding why some woman knowingly go after a man who is in love and in a relationship. I know there are some that do it all in play and that's more understandable (meaning they will never be expecting results), yet there are some that actually take it seriously ... do they have no self esteem to find a man of their own or do they have TOO much and think that they really are all that? I have to laugh ... especially when they pretend its all innocent... yeah ok hahahaha Give it ur best shot bitches because I know what I've got ... and it's NOT yours ;)
Thoughts And Dementia
he woke up late, skiped the usual routine went straight for the coffee, usually followed by hours of rigurous preporation for a lengthy day of ignorant customers who by company standards are always right, but by personal opinion is the dumbest person you've ever talked to. He gets into his car, starts the vehicle, puts on his seatbelt, still feeling tired and woosey from waking up in such a hurry, wonders if there's anything he's forgetting, as he pulls out of his drive he remembers he forgot his pen, so he pulls back in and gets out, once he gets back into his house he wakes up, and starts all over again, this time....who knows?????????
To You
wanted to say hi to those who notice. I haven't been on much. I hope everyone is good. i am trying to keep in touch, and hopefully i will have more time on in a bit. until then...best wishes. will talk to you soon
Pirate Day
Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page. But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing. Ahoy! - "Hello!" Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!" Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did." Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over." Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "
Love Poem
You changed my world with a blink of an eye. That is something that I can not deny. You put my soul from worst to best that is why I treasure you my darest. You just don't know what you have done to me. You even pushed me to the best that i can be. You really are an angel sent from above to take care of me and shower with love. When I'm with you I will not cry even a tear, And your touch have chased away all my fears. You have given me a life that i could live worth while It is even better everytime you smile. ITs magical those things you've made. To bring back my faith that almost fade. Now my life is a dream come true. it all began when I was loved by you. Now I found what Im looking for, Its you and your love and nothing more. Cause you have given me this feelings of contentment. In my life something I've never felt i wish I could talk til the end of day, But now Im running out of things to say. So I'll end by the line you already Know, " I LOVE YOU" more than
~life~
LIFES A BITCH THEN U MARRY ONE
The First Step
Our War Has Started Here. The Hell Below Will Scatter Us Our Seperate Ways. In This Chaos, Each One Of Us Has A Choice To Make The Church Bell Tower The Roof Top Of The Palace Or The Middle Of An Enemy Encampment We Decide Our Own Fate But We Must Take The First Step
I Need Help
contest is for 3 month vip ...ill hook ya up drinks 4 all 100 plus= big pimp gift... thxx in advance .oh and it ends on the 22nd at midnight central time .
A Marines Tale
He's recieved the highest commendations for Bravery. Countless decorations for Honor and Selflessness. But his achievments reach far beyond waht any medal could ever hope to commemorate.For the Men and Women of the U.S. Military, He is a human embodiment of possibility, The last Spartan standing against an angry tide of enemies.This Strength of Spirit is forced through his Legend. Tales rife with Sacrafice and Courage, Tales that Grow, Flourish, and Inspire. And while he shapes his own History, He in turn shapes the History of all who follow. For no matter what Horrors are released upon the day, They can not match the reply of Soldiers Emboldened with his Spirit. He is a Marine. A HERO NEED NOT SPEAK. WHEN HE/SHE IS GONE, THE WORLD WILL SPEAK FOR HIM/HER.
My Cat Haven
http://www.sugarloot.com/entry/745880538 My cat is in a cutest pet contest go to this link and rate a 10.Thanks.
Love
At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a second look at what's facing you. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks.I love you, If you love me send a reply back.
Tattoos
High there humans.I'm making a new page on my website HELLRAISER's LITTLE SISTERS of hot ladies with tatts. If you have some ink & a website send me a picture or pictures along with your banner & I'll add you to it. If you don't have a website or banner I'll link your picture to your Profile page. Sound cool? I'd appreciate it if you'd add my banner to your site. Stroke mine, I'll rub yours.Message me if your interested. I know alot of you gorgeous little sisters have tattoos because most of you are already on my site.Thanks humans.The Crazy Redhead From Hell,HELLRAISER.
Pirate Day
If you didn't know, today is national "talk like a pirate" day.... ..soooo?..what do you have to say for yourself? :)
Your Leprechaun Name
Your Leprechaun Name Is: Greenie O'Guinness What's Your Leprechaun Name?
Military Benefits
I did not compose this, but I agree with it. Being a military member, I am aware of differences in the civilian pay and military; although the gap has bridged in most cases. I do not complain, as I am a Volunteer in the only Volunteer Armed Forces in the World. No other Nation save smaller Nations can boast, or manage sheer size and complexity of so many Men and Women so willing, to give. I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviv
Sick... Grrrrrr
I just want to know why it seems like since I moved out here to the country I get sick more often than I ever did in the city... I swear I have been more sick in the last 4 months than years combined in the city. Now... my whole body aches, I have a fever of 100.2, swollen glands... and no sick time at work... see this is why I hate starting new jobs... been here three months but no sick time... damn today sucks!
What Women Want And Need
"45 things a girl will die for" 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel love
Comment Tagging - Learn!
So.. You wanna learn to Comment Tagg Like Me. I will not go into too much detail, but if you use this tutorial it should help you make better Comments (Taggs) on peoples pages. First understand, Fubar ONLY allows 2000 Characters when you are \"Tagging\" someones page. This Tutorial will explain how to \"Hack\" the code that you C&P from comment pages. Doing this allows you to post way more pix then you normally be able to post. The Easiest way to comment on someones page is to first open Notepad : go to START Run Type In \"Notepad\" (with out the quotes) & hit Enter. Now you should have a blank page from Notepad. 1.) In Notepad type the following & copy & paste it about 10 times so notepad looks like this *Note - the Center code is only there 1 time. This will make everything centered in the comment box. This is not needed but looks way better :
Thanx
I want to thank everybody for the help with leveling up but can still use more help...I will return the love..
3000 To Level
Show her some love gotcha bitch!@ fubar
Blonde Sex Jokes
BLONDE SEX JOKES Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3:
My Other Blog
check out my blog marked nsfw me in bath hope you like it, you can find it over there at the left hand side of the screen
My Friends
I have some very special people as my friends here. I want each one of you to know that you are very special to me in your own ways. You show me respect, along with the flirty comments, and that means a lot to me. I am very honored to have such great guys as my friends. And you actually communicate! Who woulda thought? :) I didn't start out thinking that I would have mostly male friends here, but that's how it ended up. The other friends that have since been deleted were nice, but after the initial first few weeks, faded away and didn't write much anymore. Friendship is very special to me, and communicating is part of that. I call you guys my "man harem." LOL! To the 2 or 3 of you who compete with the gifts, and you know who you are...you don't realize how you make my day. You put a smile on my face. I know you would do anything for me, as I would you. You are more like family now.... I just want to say....thank you from the bottom of my heart. You guys are the BEST! Laur
Tongues Pass
I have been getting a lot of requests for FREE Passes in to Fat Tongues.com. And I have offered it to some folks that really didn't want one... LOL! ;0) Any ways here is the deal if you want to check out the content inside Fat Tongues just let me know and I will get you FREE access to the members area for a few days to check it out. The site has every niche the you can wrap your naughty little minds around so I am sure you will find something that you'll enjoy inside. Hey we also have a MOVIE OF THE WEEK(MOTW). For those of you that hate the whole membership monthly charge thing. We added a pay per view theater and if you want to stop by the page you can click on the FREE RENTAL banner at the top of each page for your FREE full length movie just for coming by to visit. Have fun.. Be SAFE.. And stay NAUGHTY!
Angel Of Mine
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!
Slippin
you see to live is to suffer to survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering chorus ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up I been through mad different phases like Masons to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids doing something more constructive with they time than bids I know because I been there now I'm in there sit back & look at what it took for me to get there First came the *ooooh* the drama with my mama she got on some fly shit *What* til I split and said that I'ma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed I'm ready for the
What A Kiss Means
What each kiss means Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice... Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Bleh...confusion!!!
oi...im SOOOO CONFUSED!!! oh yea, and men suck ass, since they are the reason behind my confusion...if u say ur gonna do somehing, do it! its not that fucking hard! u say u will call, then fucking call, dont say something if u dont fucking mean it!!! im sooo tired of all the bullshit going on...everyone with a dick just needs to leave me the fuck alone unless u can just be fucking truthful! OMFG! how hard is it to just say what ur thinking, or fucking tell the truth?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!
Trying Again
my giveaway over with NuttinButtSexxy
Whiney Ass Blogs
I will be posting most of my blogs in Randomness.. But On days like today.. when I feel like I have been ran over by a truck and that no one loves me. I will post here. It was just a shitty day at work.. I am being held accountable for things that 2 different shifts do and it is soo frustrating. I have to be able do my own work sometimes.. There is a new stocking program implemented that pretty much doubles my work every day and I am trying to figure out how I can do that. I log on here... and no one says Hi.. :( I know.. cry me a river... :P
To All The Fishermen
A friend sent me these pictures of what was caught a mile and a half offshore. I bet you've never caught one of these while fishing!! Don't worry.. they let her go when they got to shore and not try to hang her over the mantal or have the wife clean and cook it for dinner LOL!!! This is a true story.
Piercings
Got my eyebrow re-done yesterday. That makes #3. (Nipples, eyebrow)Next on my list, tongue, then nose. Can't wait to get my new tat either.
Points
intrestin thing this pointz system. ya sit here all day rating hundreds of people and voting on mumms and leavin comments for other ppl.. then when ya hope to see some luv back ya get one or two ppl and its over.. it drives me nuts
Yay!!! Wonderful News!!!!
OMG!!!! This is one of the best things i have heard in a long time!!! MY MAN IS COMING HOME!!!! It's about time!!! He's been in Iraq for quite some time and i just got word that his ass is finally coming back...now i still have a month or so and i know this but hearing those words come out of his mouth made my MONTH!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!! Those of you who know about my issues...they don't matter anymore...curt can kiss my ass...Ben is coming home!!!! For anyone who reads this Show my man some love...his name is whiskey63....he deserves it
More Than Words
Words has a thousand meanings... Words can make you happy, sad, angry, confuse, speechless... Choose the words carefully Or you'll be sorry Like me In the heat of the moment Words I shouldnt said Cost me dearly I think I lost a friend I wish I can turn back time I wish I can back to the past But I cant Sorry is no good All is said and done All left is regret and tear Learn my lesson To just keep my mouth shut Think hard before talk Anyhow... I still hold small hope That I dont loose my dear friend... Small simple hope...
Gifts
i have a folder if you rate all pics in it you get a vip gift its my second folder cool pics
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite sexual position: Do you think I'm cute? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Scale of 1-10? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Downrater Punk!
after that he fanned me. someone posted a mumm about downraters look at his answer http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=188035 Rob became your fan! Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob rated you a '1'! · Rob just checked you out! Rob@ fubar
Picture Rippers
I have helped alot of people level up. And too everyone that rips pictures it makes it hard too level you up. Alot of people have no idea that they dont get points for ripped pictures. IT HAS STARTED RECENTLY. We will NO LONGER get points for rating ripped pictures. Alot of people have nothing but ripped pictures in their albums. This will make it very difficult to level up. Would be wisely advisable to start copying and saving, JUST don't forget to recognize the person you got it from.
How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin
My Ongoing Problems
My horroscopes are begining to tell the story of my life.....here's another example: Daily Horoscope: Cancer For September 19,2007 While everything seems to be fine on the surface, you may need to work on some personal issue that has been nagging at you lately. You've certainly got the right mindset for it now, so take all the time you need!
International "talk Like A Pirate" Day
The basics Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page. But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing. Ahoy! - "Hello!" Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!" Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did." Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over." Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I
Election 2008 Presidential Candidate Stephen D Macmillan Usa
UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN D MACMILLAN REPUBLICAN FEC ID C00433458 20 GLEN RD HYANNISPORT,MA 02601 BORN BOSTON 1962 GREW UP IN MILTON MASSACHUSETTS NAVY VET MICHIGAN HELPED MICROCOM IN NORWOOD MASSACHUSETTS 1980S THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET FIRST BASED COMPANY TO BUILD THE MODULE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING THE BEST QUILTY I HAVE AND LAW AND ECONOMICS AND POLITICS AND ACCOUNTING FOR BUDGET IM CERT. SINGLE CANDIDATE STILL SEEKING A WIFE TRUTH
Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor
How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft. Afte
Wtf?
1.Name one person who made you smile today? Landry 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? WTF? I have a good reason y I cant remember......LOL! 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? You better not be laying that sucker on the leather! 6. How many different things did you drink today? Lipton Tea, Pepsi, Water 7. What color is you hairbrush? Black and Silver 8. Name one person you absolutely miss today? I miss my lil Sister.....Jaime 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shoes 10. What color is your front door? Brown 11. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet 12. What was the weather like today? Sunny and hot as hell 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....Its awesome!!! 14. What is something you are excited about? Getting my BRAND NEW CAR!! 15. When was the last rai
"you Know You're A Redneck When......"
Yes, the new list is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench . 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of h
Life
Every day we go through trials and it's human nature to not forget. However, it's up to us not to judge one another for who they are today with what we've done in the past- For the past is what we have learned from to become what we are today!! Everyone makes mistakes and holding these things over someones head does not make "everything all better". It's like putting someone down to try to make yourself feel better. In the end all you do is invite negative energy into your heart and soul and make it dark. Enjoy the days you have with the positive energy by surrounding yourself in it. Life is too short! Enjoy it while you still have it!
The Element Of One
Torn disbelieving separation I close my eyes to see you This is for you, everything I am This is for you, take it from me Torn disbelieving separation I close my eyes But there is no escaping this In your arms in your soul I will be rejuvenation Breathe me in I am forever Deep within I am eternal I will return to you I am with you always I will never turn away from you -Killswitch Engage
Liars
I am so glad that people find it funny to lie on other people on here. To start stuff and ruin peoples lives for no reason at all. It seems like they have nothing better else to do with their time. The outcome from this has ruined some good friendships and the trust between individuals. The person whom got lied on, has been honest and was honest to all parties involved. Now, that person is having to fight with the best friend they had due to this and lost that person as their honesty seems not to with hold to the lies. Just thank you to all of you involved in this. I hope you got what you wanted out of it. I hope you can live with yourselves, cause you know what you done was wrong and were lies.
Cold. Fall Is Around The Corner.
So I just got back last Sunday from being in Florida for a week. I got a couple of hours of sleep then got up around 7 and put some shoes and shorts on to go wash the car. Just shorts and shoes mind you. I opened the door and walked out the house. COLD! FREAKING COLD! I turned back around and put a pullover on with a hood. Damn! What happened to the 80 degree humid mornings? Well at least the cold is great turbo weather. =)
Single Mom's
Why are so many guys "afraid" or "intimidated" by single mom's?? Not ALL of us are looking for a "DADDY" for our child/children or a paycheck!! We are capable of handling our own. I know in my situation, I have 2 children (13, boy & 7, girl)they don't see their "dad" & it is a good thing. I am in NO WAY looking for a REPLACEMENT. It would be nice if the man I date is a good role model. Someone who isn't lazy, disrespectful, abusive (in any way...drugs, alcohol, physically, etc...)someone who can be a FRIEND. But, it seems like men are afraid of getting involved. Yes, I know it is difficult because as a single parent we can't just 'get up & go...' or be as 'spontaneous' as we once were BUT we are still very capable of loving & caring & making a partner happy. If there are ANY guys that can shed some light on this I would LOVE to hear it..... XOXOXOXOXO
Free Speech
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. I have watched this video several times, did I miss something? when did asking hard questions become a crime. I have brothers and a father that served and fought for this Mans freedom to ask the hard questions,and it really makes me angry when someones right is stepped on. I don't beleive in censorship in any form, and the university and the security guards should be ashamed of the action that they took.And In my oppinion Mr Kerry should have been the loudest protester when he saw what was happening. This blog is not to anger anyone but I hope that it makes you think.
Kiss 3
Work!!!!!
ok finally i start a job tomorrow 7am i guess flirting with someone oops i mean talkin with someone online who runs a job service paid off...lol and i just found out today she did lol But i wont be on like i used to anymore so lets see who misses me lol...but i will be on just gotta do what i gotta do huh... so hope to chat with u all now n then still seems like i have lost alot of my friends somewhere i think do to me not commenting as much or maybe to much flirting who knows but still love ya all.... love ya all..... Tongue...........
Vehicle Identification Number
VEHICLE IDENTIFICATION NUMBER YOUR CAR'S VIN NUMBER?WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? >Seems that car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or? >truck without any effort at all. The car thieves peer through >the?windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label >on? the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate >key?based on the VIN #. > >My friend didn't believe this e-mail, so she called Chrysler-Dodge >and?pretended she had lost her keys. They told her to just bring in the >VIN?#, and they would cut her one on the spot, and she could order >the?keyless device if she wanted. > >The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the?VIN#, >and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He?doesn't >have to break in, do any damage to the vehicle, or draw?attention to >himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert?the key and off he >goes to a local Chop Shop with
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Get Your Groove On With The Best Of The The Best!
Get your groove on with the best of the the best! These people have been loyal since day one. Sassy Laurie is the best friend anyone could have and she is my Club F.A.R. bud, too. ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder TGB D&DC@ fubar Fly by Night is sooo fly. He's coolest guy in town, and a really great person to know here. FlyByNight@ fubar Sweet C
Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.
I Need U
ok guys my friend is in a contest and unfortunetly since my puter crashed i only have limited access to my sisters and he helped me alot with my contest so lets all show him the same luv u showed me!
Life Part 11
OMG! Is it possible? 2 days in a row? No stress, no fighting, no arguing. Kids getting their homework done. I got an email from Christopher's teacher and she said he had another excellent day! I am so happy. The sad thing is, it could have been the mocha's he was drinking every morning before school! Yes, I am crazy. See, coffee has the reverse affect on kids. If kids have trouble concentrating, you can give them coffee and it is supposed to help. So I was giving him a mocha every day before school. Now, it may not have been the coffee itself, it could have been the chocolate and white chocolate I was putting in it! He does have trouble with sugars. Who knows? So yesterday, he didn't mention wanting one so he didn't get one. He did great at school. Today, same thing and he did great at school again! Must be a correlation, right? We will see if he behaves tomorrow. He is not getting a mocha! I added some pictures, a request from a sexy guy that I want to j
Friends Come And Go But Some Friends Last A Life Time
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU, MY DAUGHTERS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SIGHT, I HOPE TO MAKE LOTS NEW FRIENDS, IM FROM ORLANDO FLA, IM 52 YOUNG AT HEART LOL I LOVE ART PAINTING, SINGING, AND PIC TAKING AS HOBBIES, I LOVE REAL PEOPLE NOT FAKE ONES PEOPLE THAT ARE HAPPY, SMILES LAUGHTER IS GREAT MEDS, I LOVE BEING SHOWN RESPECT, AND LOVE SHOWING RESPECT, ONLY PEOPLE MY AGE IM LOOKING FOR AS FRIENDSHIP,A friend is been with you through it all a friend picks you up when you would fall a friend makes you smile when your up set this person will be the one you won't forget someone you can trust with your life and such someone you appreciate so very much a friend is someone with you through thick and thin even if it means loosing another frienda friend is someone who is always there no matter what they will always care a friend is someone who knows you so great they know who you like, love, and hate a friend will back you up no matter what goes down making sure you don't leave with a frown a friend is someo
The Meanest And One Of The Most Cruelest Things Ever
How can people be so fucking cruel? This is without a doubt one of the most heinous things I have ever seen in my life..We need to stop the cruelty to animals NOW.. Before one day we wake up and there are no animals left!!!
Priceless
MASTERCARD WEDDING? You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hir
I Need All Your Help Pleaase
An ex gf of mine is involved in an online audition for the musical rent...She needs all your votes so please please vote for her!!! the link is....http://www.siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html Her name is Doria Tremante....she's prolly towards the bottom...please just click vote and enter ur name this is GREATLY appreaciated if u can help me with this!!!!
Fu-g's Grand Theft Radio Official Bomb Squad
10 Lounges + 5 websites = Grand-Theft-Radio Family Grand-Theft-Radio The Hideout The Wolves Den Wedding's at The Garden
Touching Story
I got this in email today its a must read!!! *DON'T CLOSE YOUR BLINDS* ** *The other day, my nine year old son wanted **to know why we were at war. My husband **looked at our son and then looked at me. My **husband and I were both In the Army during **the Gulf War and we would be honored to **serve and defend Our Country again today. I **was confident that my husband would give him **a good explanation. * **** *My husband thought for a few minutes and **then told my son to go stand in Our Front **living room window. He said, "Son, stand **there and tell me what you see?"* ** ***"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's **houses." he replied. * ** ***"OK, now I want you to pretend that our **house and our yard is the United States of **America and you are President Bush." * ** ***Our son giggled and said,"OK."* ** ***"Now son, I want you to look out the window **and pretend that
These Lonely Nights
ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I THINK ABOUT U THESE LONELY NIGHTS R THE TIMES I WANT U THE MOST THESE LONELY NIGHTS HAVE ME GOING CRAZY CAUSE U R NOT HERE NEXT TO ME ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I WANT TO RUN TO U AND HOLD U AND NEVER LET GO THESE R THE NIGHTS I WISH U AND ME WOULD MAKE LOVE UNTIL WE BECAME 1 TOO OFTEN I SIT HERE ALONE W/O U THATS NOT GOOD FOR ME I NEED U I WANT U THESE R THE NIGHTS WERE I WOULD HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH U THEN EXPLORE YOUR BODY EVERY INCH OF IT I WANT THESE NIGHTS TO END I TIRE OF THESE LONELY NIGHTS I TIRE OF THE FIGHT U R SO FAR FROM ME ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I WANT IT ALL WITH U ON THESE LONELY NIGHTS I DONT WANT 2 BE SO LONELY
Help Mah Girl
Hey all please help my girl DJ Fatal Addiction, shes 2000 shy of the next level!!! DJ Fatal Addiction...DJ @Fantasia ¢¾ FU Wife to Kreator ¢¾@ fubar
11 Ways 2 Tell Tht Ur Crazy About Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==
Vampyre Vs. Innocence
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Through the forest, Of sliding shadows weeping, I feel your breath on my neck, Your vampyre blood shrieking. As I turn to gaze upon your eyes, Cold shiver whispers through my spine, Sinking deeper and deeper Into my warm, but deserted heart. Your eyes are cold, but yet so charming... "Would you let me in your cruel world, To feel the darkness you feel now, To embrace the curse you have been cursed?" Your smile fades away, As you close your haunting eyes, Your innocence I cannot kill But it shall be only mine.
77 11's To Trade!!! :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much th
Why I Am Why I Am
from my perspective, i believe submission is an act of personal strength from which i grow spiritually and mentally. i take total responsibility for submerging my ego by the offering of myself to the will and direction of another. i search for someone to use me to quench their darkest desires, while creating an atmosphere of safety around me. someone who relishes pushing my sensual and sexual boundaries, taking me to new levels and greater heights of sensation and experience. she constantly looks for new and creative ways to bring out the inner beast in me.
Home Safe...
Well, I got home a little while ago from my trip to WV to get the remainder of my things from the marital home... The trip was absolutely wonderful!!! I could not have expected anything more!!! So, I know you want to hear some things about it.... here goes... 1st... we left, Phil and I, around 9 pm last night. He let me start driving when we go to Whythville, VA. and I drove the ramainder of the trip (4/5 hours). I wanted to show him how dark it gets up there in the middle of nowhere, so we pulled off onto the scenic overlook on highway 19 north, just south of highway 79 (the last leg of the trip). I turned off the truck, turned out the lights and we sat there for a second and then simultaniously opened our doors... so wierd! But we were walking around this parking lot, looking up at the most beautiful patch of stars I think that I have ever laid eyes on... when all of a sudden there was a shooting star off to my right. I turned to Phil to show him and he said he saw it t
We R A Dyin Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Faded And Forgotten
Buried at PhotoCasket.com I stepped around the corner and there he was, standing where I expected no one to be, so I was startled and I stumbled, and I fell to my knees. How ridiculous I felt, acting like a frightened child. I shook my head at my foolishness and looked up to see... The way his hair fell about his face, one eyebrow raised, surveying my predicament with amusement and delight. I was charmed, disarmed and maybe a little bit in love. He stretched out his hand to pull me up, it felt cool and strong, he kept on pulling until, I was pressed tightly to him. He bent me backwards and, turned me roughly to the side, his kisses were desperate and hungry, as if he were a starving man and I was a great and fancy feast. Pleasure jolted through me like electricity, then began to build in waves. Slowly I became alive, surely I had not been before. Compared to this moment, my entire life was no more than a pale dream. T
Down And Out
Well today i found out that my dog that i had for 13 yrs. has cancer and it will cost a total of 314.79 to put her to sleep and to cremate her.So i feel like crap but i know that its for the best so she doesnt suffer any longer.how many of you lost a pet that was like a family to you.
My Rescue
Buried at PhotoCasket.com My warm blood drained from my body, as he sunk his teeth into my flesh. I felt so alive, as if I could fly. A full moon shone brightly into his deep dark eyes. A drop of blood dripped from his lips, and he smiled at me gently as life surged through me. He rescued me from hell and lead me through the portal to heaven.
Request For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes m e to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You d on't always observe necessar
Remember Our Troops
Lovers (a Story)
Buried at PhotoCasket.com I watch him from my window. Watch him take the life from a pale body, now laying on the ground. Blood slowly seeping from the fresh new holes in his neck. I should be scared, but I'm not. I should hate this evil creature, but I love him. I climb down the pipe, unknowing to the vampire in a trance. "Satisfaction can be had tonight, Christian!" He quickly turned to face me. Blood caked on his lips. "Every night, you come, you feed under my window. And every night I watch you." I walk closer and closer, until our eyes meet. He says to me, "I watch you too, I follow you as you walk home." He's been watching me, but does he consider me prey or a companion? I could be both, first a delectable, delicious prey, then a pale dead companion. "What do you watch me for, Willow?" He knows my name! "You take your victims with such passion. You deliver them into death without them even knowing. I hope when my time comes, that you do the same!" He ci
Demon Thoughts
So this is how you see yourself? exciting sexy you like to party ohhh you're wild and smell good. guess what we were born for redemption get your 72 hour bag out dump out the vodka and condoms fill it with buck knives and blueprints strap that megaphone to your gas mask baby now give me a kiss thats how we make our own electricity. Back it all up on an external hard drive and put it in your pocket. Someone give my ghost a shadow Its almost goodbye I swear I promise I'll do it for you too Because I know you wont do it for any of us. Just tell me when you breathe you'll be thankful and bury my bones, standing.
Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don..t be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your sprout. Don..t be a loner, cover your boner. You can..t go wrong if you shield your dong. If you..re not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she..s spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter. She won..t get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While you..re undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Don..t be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection! Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. A crank with armor will never harm her.
From Shadow To Shadow (a Story)
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Dodging the shadows while being one yourself is not an easy way to visit your dying mother. I cannot let the others know where I'm traveling this very night. I've sworn to keep my presence a secret. Only my victims have the privilege to see my face before slipping into oblivion. Once taken in, there was no going back. No more seeing friends from your precious childhood. No more visits to your mortal family. No contact what so ever. We're dead to the world and we'll remain that way till we are no more. Such a promise is hard to keep. I for one was never held back by some damn rules. I have snuck away many times to live among the living. I have paid countless mortals countless visits. But never my family. They are to keep believing that I'm dead. They went to my funeral; they watched my body sink into the ground. What they didn't see I'm sure they would've never wanted to see. They didn't witness my maker digging me up to reappear as a beautiful creature
Do You Have Dildos
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
True Pit Bulls
My oldest son is having a bit a of a party tonight. One of his friends brought her 11 month old son. We have a pure Amrician Pit Bull Terrier and a little mix. I get so sick of all the bad press about them. Our Pit LOVES this little one. He lets out one little peep and she is right there to be sure he's alright. She wants nothing more then attention and he gives it to her. This attention includes being poked in the eye, hit and ears grabbed. What does she do? Licks him and snuggles him. I guess we never told our Pit she's supposed to be mauling him.
Men And Women Are Different
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Sex: Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving b
Color Me Picky??
Hmmm... I realize that I am new here, but Fan you, Rate You, PRIOR to adding you? Sure, I am into a pretty face, and nice skin, just like the rest of us. But the Fan thing really means something to me. I can easily (almost) blindly rate a photo - and if it moves me, very quickly I will give it a 12. But many women here want the Fan first, prior to asking to connect to for friendship (or at least the allusion of friendship). This I have trouble with. Fan says to me that I not only like you, but support your decisions, way of life, choices of cold cuts, something for crying out loud. How am I to know if I can be your fan if I don't know a thing about you? I am fans of some, but there is reason for it. To those that I am fans, they know why. It genuinely revolves around respect. Some women are pretty weird around this concept. Most women don't want flesh freaks, then when a guy really wants to know something, treat them as a number. Many women here think that a g
Family
My sister is trying to find me a man.. I don't want her to find me a man.. I am quite content meeting people for myself and making my own opinions of them. She is one of those women who have been scorned so she is trying to get me to date the kinda guys she wish she dated? (ie with money)..but that's just not how I am.. I date people based on attraction and chemistry. I want someone I feel comfortable with, someone who makes me smile even just thinking about them.. not someone just because they have a decent bank statement.. that just doesn't do it for me.. ugh.. I just wish sometimes she would back off and stop trying to pressure me. Could be why she is 34 and never been married..eh?
Help My Good Friend Butterfly
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I Am Sorry!!!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: A woman is only as faithful as her options!!!!!!!! Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19 PM From: BubbaDate: Sep 17, 2007 5:03 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Why even try?Date: Sep 17, 2007 4:16 PMFrom: ~H.u.Y~Date: Sep 17, 2007 2:46 PMYou neve knew me when you thought you did. Listen to me instead of getting pissed, only because no one ever things strait when they get mad.I'll admit i don't know everything, i'll admit that i'm not perfect, i'll admit that i'm an ass. But at least i can admit my downfalls unlike other guys. I'm not the right guy. But I'm one guy out of millions. Their is more to everyone than meats the eye. Learn from your mistakes, don't ever expect someone to pick you up. Your human to, you know what it feels like to bleed, you know what it's like when you're in pain, you've cried befor. But think about this. You have more than millions. People are dieing for you and they don't even
Get To Know Me!
Hello everyone! My name is Carrie! I am an exciting girl who ants to spend what's left of my life having fun! I am divorced and I have three beautiful girls! One of my favorite thing to do is ride my horses, they keep me sane! Along with being a correctional officer I also train horses! I am here to get to know people and enjoy life!
What A Hoe Bag Lol
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."
Sick Of Life Lately!!!!
I'm nearing my breaking point lately... I feel as though all I do is planned around what others need me to do, want me to do, or expect me to do... Here is my typical day.. I wake up at 7AM usually because there are 3 crazy kids upstairs with obviously no adult supervision jumping off the couches, or dumping canisters of blocks onto the floor.. mind you I'm living in an unfinished basement right now.. right below the living room and hallway, with paper thin ceilings apparently.. I get my clothes out.. get dressed.. and then wake up my 8 month old son, Micah.. I try to feed him but he usually needs an hour orso to wake up.. I leave arounf 745am to bring my Mom to work.. it's a 30 minute drive.. so we get there by 820.. then I drive around and wait for 830.. to drop off my brother at school. he cant be dropped of until the teacher is outside.. and she obviously doesnt leave her room til 830 to meet the kids and let them in.. so I drop him of and then head home.. Micah usually gets
Fubar Lag
any one else have the long lag on fubar during happy hour? just getting a little tired of it, lets hear some comments on this 1 mike
He's The Man
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
Old
MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."
Becareful
Did you know..Captain Hook died from jock itch.
Mixedmind
Bought a house and dont have any time to move in the damn place. Have to work all the time.
Uf Student Tasered
WTF No no abreviations.. What The Fuck is up with this shit.. I know you have heard about this kid from University of Florida that got tasered by police at a Q & A with Senator John Kerry. I mean can we say overboard?? Just a little bit.. Man I have watched every video that I could see of this incident and those cops were dead wrong. I mean this kid was a little wild but they had him on the ground and pretty much under control.. There was no need for the use of a taser.. If these cops don't get remanded and maybe even get charges filed than there is something really wrong.. Every one of the officers involved in the incident needs diciplinary action taken against them.. First off there were 5 officers.. 1 kid.. The kid wasnt small but he wasnt that damn big.. They already got him most of the way out of the auditorium, they could have gotten him the rest of the way. Give me a break.. There was no call for the use of a taser or any other force other than the 5 officers strength.. E
Hawaii's Coral Reef
HONOLULU - A kite-sized, unmanned airplane is joining the effort to protect endangered Hawaiian monk seals and coral reefs in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. Managers of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument plan to use the 10-pound plane as early as October to help them spot nets and other marine debris. The electric-powered craft will transmit digital video footage back to a research ship crew that will collect the nets that could entangle monk seals, green sea turtles and other wildlife. Officials also aim to prevent the nets from snagging on coral reefs in the monument. The plane may join an October marine debris removal voyage but it's more likely to participate in a March excursion since details still need to be worked out, said Rusty Brainard, chief of the NOAA Pacific Islands Fishery Science Center's coral reef ecosystem division. The Malolo — Hawaiian for flying fish — can carry a camera or other equipment on flights from a host ship. The foam core and
Does Age Make A Difference
Is it wrong to play with men younger than your kids?...probably...oops....too late.....hehe
Hey Hey Hey
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs your help in her contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! Even only if you drop only one comment then please rate the picture! All is greatly appreciated! Thank You!
Sick Ass People
THIS GUY IS GOING AROUND FUBAR AND RIPPING PICS WITHOUT ASKING BUT ONLY FROM WOMEN ON HERE. IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CARE FOR PLEASE WARN THEM TO BLOCK THIS CREEP.http://fubar.com/user/1164733
Assholes
THIS GUY IS GOING AROUND FUBAR AND RIPPING PICS WITHOUT ASKING BUT ONLY FROM WOMEN ON HERE. IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CARE FOR PLEASE WARN THEM TO BLOCK THIS CREEP.http://fubar.com/user/1164733
Worried
Well guys Friday i go in to have my wisdom teeth cut out. I nkow simple procedure but i am nervous about going under. Yall jus lemme know ya care jus by stopping by and saying hey would make feel better.
School Stuff
Today was the last day of classes and of course I had finals. This morning I had my finals for Surgery and Anesthesia. I was deathly afraid of these classes. All I ever heard were horrible stories. These are very hard classes to pass. I ended up getting a B on my Surgery final! And an A on my Anesthesia final!!! YAY!! :-) I am so excited. I was almost thinking I may have to take these classes over. Whew! I also had a final in my Zoonosis & Occupational Hazards class today. I got 1 wrong on the final and walked out with a 102% for a final grade in the class!! :-) I am ecstatic today! 6 more months and I will graduate. But the toughest part is yet to come...
Tards
I WASNT AWARE THAT THIS WAS A KIDDIE SITE...OH WAIT .... ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AN ADULT SITE U MFERS....U WASTES OF SPERM THAT GO AROUND MARKING PPL'S PICS NSFW...GET A MFING LIFEEEEEEEEE! ARE U FKN SRS?...ARE U THAT BORED? DID UR MOTHER DRESS U FUNNY WHEN U WERE LITTLE? DONT LOOK AT MY MFING PROFILE IF IT OFFENDS U...IM NOT PUSSYFOOTING AROUND SO THAT UR LIL VIRGIN EYES DONT GET OFFENDED...GO FK URSELF IM WHO I AM AND FK U IF U DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad
If only I could hear your voice one more time...guiding me through... my shining light.. maybe that would stop my tears... maybe if I could just see your face.. my heart would stop its grieving.. maybe if I could just let you know I love you..one more time... that would keep my mind at ease.. maybe if.. I had told you one more time how much you mean to me.. how much I look up to you..how scared I am going to be without you...you would haven't had left... maybe if.." I DIDNT WRITE THIS...FOUND IT THIS EVENING...ITS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
Lets Runaway Baby
letz runaway,and letz go far from home".so people could stay out of our business and leave us alone".letz go to some place where we can feel free",jumpin and dancing and feeling so happy".while laughing and chasing each other across the beach",touching and lookin at each other so deeply".feelin the nice cool breezy air",while you look deep into my eyes caressing my hair",as well as whispering in my ear",that you love me and i shouldnt be scared",then i tell you lets go for it boo",because our love is so damn true".we dig inside of each others heart," planting a message saying we'll never grow apart".our lips lock and the feeling is agression",the symbol of our relationship is love and passion."
Can You See It In My Eyes
Can You See It In My Eyes? You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? Confessing through this poem My dilemma summarized. The feeling's quite cathartic, But will lead to my demise.
Thanks
Thanks for all the ratings and such, once I figure this place out I'll try to reply to them all as best I can :)~
I Love
I Love I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!
Ready For Love
i came across this poem and i can not give it enuf praise.... i hope everyone will like it Ready For Love by Ruth Kephart Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin THANK YOU RUTH !!!!
Passion's Flame
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
So Sick
of the drama on fubar aka cherry aka lost cherry I came to this sight thinking it was adult sight the day i turned 18 guess what i learned diff since i came here i see this sight is another place that theres drama not for kids but for adults which sucks..... u know so the fck what if someones using a fake pic so the fck what if one dsnt like another u know what instead of hating people y dnt u think about this there r people out in this world that r fighting for us to be here they r dying each and every day to give us that freedom.... the ones that cant talk to their wives or husbands or kids if they can fight a real war cant we stop the internet war.... sry my rant is now over.... i feel so much better now... ty for lisening
Hey All
hey all hope u have ing good time here iin our lounge i know iam . so whats new with u all ,
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
I Don't Know.....
I want to cry, but I don't. I'm hurting deep side, but the pain outside it worse. What should I do? I want to leave Fubar, but I have friends here and everything. I'm confused. The pain has got me. The pain is taking over my life. I need a hand or a shoulder to lean on right now. Please god, help me. Help me get through this pain I have right now. I need to be strong for myself. I need to be strong for people I love and care for. How could I when I'm down. I'm always down, it seems. Why? I wished I knew. All I can say is, I don't want to hurt inside or outside anymore. I just don't.
No1
still....... i've lived my life never givin' a fuck, runnin' round crazy, pushin' my luck, don't want your pity, don't want your help, tryin' 2 fix me, you might lose yourself, people ay i'm crazy, fuck it,i do too, people say i'm no good, but that's nothing new, terrorized fathers & a whole po-lice force, "you'll b dead by 21!" i just smiled"but of course" yet here i sit, smilin',growin' older, still not dead, still alive,growin' colder, others will follow, but one will repeat me, still waiting 4 some1, some1 2 free me.............
Assholes
Today I posted my first mumm. I had no idea how ignorant people on fubar are. Instead of just leaving an opinionative comment, I get filth, and antogonism. Are people always so vengeful of others they don't know? I sure would like to figure out why they would be.
A True Man!!
a TRUE man : • Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a she's all that matters to you. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text yo
Hate To Ask But...
Hey all, if you have a sec to rate a few pictures, can you please visit my good friend... ßrøkëŧ§M†ñ He had his original account hacked and is starting over, and I want to help him out the best I can... Even if you just take a moment to rate and/or fan his profile, I would greatly appreciate it. Please note: he didn't ask me to do this and he may yell at me for it, but I loves him as i do all my friends and i want to help him out ;) ~Sin (p.s. i don't do this for people that ask, so don't ask.)
Please Vote For My Friend Jason Pumarada
This is my friend, Jason Pumarada. He's in an online contest in which the winner gets an auditon for the Broadway musical RENT. Please vote for him: http://siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html If you can, please repost this and tell your friends.
Check Me Out
hey i am lonely and i need some fubar luv can anybody help me with this lol ....come check me out if u dare
Anouther Survey About Me...lol
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life * So Basically... * Name?: Kristian Age?: 24 Sex?: male Birth Date?: aug. 31 Hair Color?: brown/dirty blond Eye Color?: hazel Height?: 5'8 ish Weight?: 162 Body Type?: athletic Piercings?: nope Tattoos?: nope What are you wearing right now?: jeans t shirt Hair style at the moment?: fade * Favorites * Soda?: orange Food?: portuguse/mexican Drink?: idunno Alcoholic Drink?: beeeer Time of day?: idunno Season?: summer Day of the week?: friday Song at the moment?: fuel the fire Band/Artist?: unearth Book?: idunno Subject in school?: art Place in the USA?: boston Place outside the USA?: i wna go to hawai Color?: red Style of clothes?: sk8ter/preppy Store?: any sk8 shop Mall?: idunno City?: boston Website?: whatev Magazine?: transworld skateboarding Kind of pet?: dog or cat * Worst * Place to be?: in jail? Class in school?: math Time of dayr?: anytime before 10 Season?: winter Kind of pe
Yuwie
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1 Year On The Site
WE HAVE MADE IT ONE YEAR ON THIS SITE! AND WE HAVE A STORY TO GO WITH IT TOO. RavinJuggalo ~Juggalo Mafia~@ fubar ~Skitz~@ fubar Heres just a little of our Story! Thanx to Every1 who has been a friend to us throughout this year on Fubar.
Stellar
Meet me in outer space. WE could spend the night; watch the earth come up. I've grown tired of that place; won't you come with me? WE could start again. How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew. Meet me in outer space. I will hold you close, if you're afraid of heights. I need you to see this place, it might be the only way that I can show you how it feels to be inside of you. How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew. You are stellar.
I Never Wanted
I never wanted And I never cared before Now take it all back This is a new day How I long to regress To the days before I took upon myself The obsessions of this world A day of innocence equating beauty For tomorrow may fall And today is already gone Now take it back This is a new day I've grown tired of chasing Convinced I was in need And now the years I've spent Only a slave to this Tomorrow may fall And today is already gone I will no longer adore These things that will never satisfy me I have seen my world change And then go back to where it came In this vicious circle We are brought back to life Only to die again But without these barren obsessions I am simply free -As I lay dying
Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr
The face and the lips tremble as it rips Your breath quickening as heat rushes in Pull harder strings martyr Stop you cry that's a lie Flush gasping white reddening You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings Clawing the skin each kill your weakness Annihilation your masturbation- tyrant, I'll burn you down PULL, HARDER, STRINGS, MARTYR, STOP, you CRY, that's, a LIE!, FLUSH, GASPING, WHITE, REDDENING!, You SMILE, and destroy it - it's time that we end this! It's. our curse, that makes this world so hopeless, Allowing, our, king to spread his genocidal wings! It's, our curse, that makes this world so hopeless, Allowing, our, king to spread his genocidal wings! My hands grip your throat I need your end Burned, staked, ripped apart- I avenge For every life you have taken I am here to repay You ask me oh God why 'Cause I'm God that's fucking why
Like Light To Flies
Behold our beloved revels In tragedy (in tragedy) Self-denying avarice for bloodshed Behold hypocrite Those who run will be burned Those who run will be burned Those who run will be burned Those who run will be burned Devoutly wished for blinded eyes This tragedy's like light to the flies This seems to suit you better Bleeding out the eyes Hope's left in chain suspension Holding onto lies, to make the truth -Trivium
Crazy Lady
hi i m little crazt lady from Philippines. i explored my self here in fubar web to find a lot of friends. i m a simple girls..nothing more
Blah
well i am almost done deleting my stuff on here...i only got a few pictures and 90 poems to go so this should be deleted in a few days...um...if you ever want to get a hold of me and talk i am almost always on yahoo...my yahoo name is sblood_vampiress@yahoo.com or if you have gmail sbloodvampiress@gmail.com well i'm sorry to all that i have hurt and i am sorry....well thats it i guess...i will only be on here 2 more days i guess... adios
In Case You Are Wondering
In case you are wondering why I don't post my face. I live in a small town, I know of a few others who are on fubar, because I over heard them. Because of my status in town, i can't afford to have my face seen or known. I know some of you may not like this but I have to face facts.
Pleasant Nightmares
As A Veteran
As a veteran, I write these words with the most heartfelt sorrow. I am very concerned with the state that this country is in. We are at war but not for the reasons most people would like to believe. Our troops are dying daily, but not for the reasons they signed up for. You see when I enlisted I took an oath to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC. Now you may ask why DOMESTIC is in caps, I'll get to that shortly. All members that serve in government take this oath, even the President. And yet the President has placed the biggest attack on the constitution that has ever been seen. This has taken place through the "Patriot Act" and as of 2006, the less popular "Military Commissions Act". These "laws" take away most of your freedoms and most people don't even realize it. You can look on youtube and find examples of people being arrested for reading the constitution. And yet most people would like to sit at home thinking that the goverm
How Do You Feel???
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy." "A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same." just a couple of my favorite quotes..so think about this.. how many of you have REAL friends..the people that really know you..care about you..I am finding to many FAKES..good for a couple of chats..then GONE..like the wind..well maybe there's a reason..I guess..oh well..life goes on..
Etiquette For Men - Kindly Written By A Woman
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does Not mean that it’s “hummer week” - get it through your head - I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - “Blue Balls” might have worked on high school girls - if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don’t tell me I’ve jus
For Every Nice Guy
To Every Guy To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
A Good Chuckle
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "What are you saying? It's in your files?????" "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down,
Poor Old Sam
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George. "George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until they're lined up at the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam. "Okay, I can do that." George answered. Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just like Sam said and George was all excited to go down there but Sam had a few more instructions. "Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I'll start at one end and you can start at the other. We'll meet in the middle" said Sam. "OK, OK, let's go!" said George. "Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These gals will let us have our way but you have to show some respect and be polite. OK?" said Sam. "Sure, sure" says George, "Let's go!"
Test For Dementia
Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done
Hey......dont I Know You?
If i know you or you know me or wanna get to know me then here is the place to do it,if not then say that too.....anything goes
The Easily Offended Need Not Apply..i Don't Wanna Hear No Bitchin About My Opinions Or Views...thanks
Ok so this is my first Fubar blog. I haven't blogged in a while on myspace. Probably because there is too much shit goin on with that community now its not funny. Have to worry about my page getting hacked or phished...Its bullshit. So I don't use that site very much anymore, I check it still everyday though. Anyway, a little about me for those of you that don't know me well, or at all... I'm a 27 yr old Happily involved woman, mother of one very gorgeous baby girl, born June 25th of this year. She is my world. And while my finace and I have our problems, we are for the most part happy, so I'm not looking for sex, cyber, extra relationships(I have enough to handle in the one I'm in)I'm not lookin to ruin what I have. I don't trust easily, those of you who do have my trust you know that it didn't come easily. I'm a very guarded person, I've been hurt and betrayed tremendously by friends and lovers and family alike. I've done my share of hurting as well. A lot of people
Shirley Manson...the Hottest Lady In Music?
Wow...Shirley Manson, what can you say? She may not have the best voice, or be the prettiest of the modern day divas...but she exudes pure, unadulterated sexuality. Leave any thoughts you may have on this subject please. This is purely my opinion of course.
What Is Your Life Rated??
Your Life is Rated PG-13 Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes! What is Your Life Rated?
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American Stupidity (this Is Hilarious)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we u
Brenda's Blog
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Ethel's Wheelchair
Subject: Ethel and her wheelchair Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, "ma'am." As Ethel neared the final cor
Hello Friend
HELLO FRIEND Friendship is like a precious flower Ready to bloom every hour. It may stop growing or keep on flowing But you'll still have it forever ! A Friend is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging Makes You Look Better And Always Close To Your Heart!!! Good Friends are Like Stars God Knew That We All Need Someone To Share Each Happy Day, To Be A Source Of Courage When Troubles Come Our Way. Someone To Be True To Us, Whether Near Or Far Apart. Someone Whose Love We'll Always Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts Have A Super Day Thank You For Being My Friend A WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 100 MEN BUT A REAL WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 1 MAN IN 100 WAYS!!!!!!!
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Hope
You Still Have Hope If you can look at the sunset and smile, then you still have hope. If you can find beauty in the colors of a small flower, then you still have hope. If you can find pleasure in the movement of a butterfly, then you still have hope. If the smile of a child can still warm your heart, then you still have hope. If you can see the good in other people, then you still have hope. If the rain breaking on a roof top can still lull you to sleep, then you still have hope. If the sight of a rainbow still makes you stop and stare in wonder, then you still have hope. If the soft fur of a favored pet still feels pleasant under your fingertips, then you still have hope. If you meet new people with a trace of excitement and optimism, then you still have hope. If you give people the benefit of a doubt, then you still have hope. If you still offer your hand in friendship to others that have touched your life, then you still have hope. If
Fun Quiz
Basics:Name:the OnE and OnLY KaylaDate of Birth:Dec 19Birthplace:SCCurrent Location:Charleston SCEye Color:GreenHair Color:Dark BrownHeight:5 5Heritage:German & IrishPiercings:earsTattoos:yes one..soon to be 2Favourite:Band/Singer:lots..dont have just oneSong:same as aboveMovie:gaa i have lotsDisney Movie:lol umm really dont have oneTV show:Charmed, 4400, HerosColor:blue, black, pink, greenFood:spagetti, pizzaPizza topping:pepperoniIce-Cream Flavor:cinnabon or cookie doughDrink (alcoholic):Miller or BudSoda:water or anything dietStore:wet seal , hollister, rave, deb, body centralClothing Brand:see above Shoe Brand:dont have oneSeason:summer && fallMonth:summer ones && fall onesHoliday/Festival:christmas & thanksgivingFlower:Daisies or rosesMake-Up Item:eyeliner & lipglossBoard game:all of em!This or ThatSunny or rainy:SUNNYChocolate or vanilla:oh chocolate all the wayFruit or veggie:fruit..strawberries to be exactNight or day:bothSour or sweet:sweetLove or money:why not both?Phone or
Have You Ever...
Maybe I'm weird, but I was just curious of anyone else had ever touched themselves and wondered what it felt like to someone else when they touched you. Maybe sexually, maybe not, but have you just wondered what you feel like to their hands? Instead of thinking about what your body feels, thinking about what your hands feel. I don't think most of you are getting what I'm saying. That or you just choose to be perverts. LOL
Real Friendship
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. W
Ok- Nothing Has Worked So...
Here's the NEW deal with asking me to unlock or get into my family: YOU WILL be BLOCKED. That's it. No response from me, no reason given. You will simply lose access completely to my profile and pictures. if you send a mail, you will be blocked both by mail and your profile. so, unless you want to lose ALL of the pictures, i suggest you pay attention and STOP FUCKING ASKING. This goes into effect at 9am CST, 9/20. If you ask me in the next 20 minutes, i will simply curse you out til your ears bleed. Also, requests to rate pictures: if you want me to rate your shit, you better have rated more than my NSFW's... if you need help levelling, start rating shit that matters. take responsibility for your own damn points. if you do rate sfw's and you need help levelling, ask me by shouts. if i don't recognize your name by the people scrolling by my bar, you better come up with a damn good reason why i don't. keep in mind, i have minor insomnia so the excuse "i did it at 3am
Calling All Friends To Help Out Please
If anyone is bored and would like to help me out some, I would greatly appreciate it. Give ya some 11's for helping me. I need to reach 14500 comments before the 29th to win a VIP. Thanks for the help if you can......muah Also if you can help Silly win her contest that also ends on the 29th i would give you all some really good love. Lets help this wonderful lady win her contest. She is always right there whenever we download new pics or stash and rates them for us. She is such a sweetheart I want her to win. Please help if you can.....MUAHZ
Surgery
Hi every one . Just wanted to let all know im home from my gul-bladder surgery . Thankyou to all who wished me luck . Every thing went well with surgery and i should be feeling better in about a week or so .If im not on much , you know why . If you stop by to see me , i check my bar tab offten and will get back to you as soon as i can . Much love to my friends and fans . MWA !
Random Thoughts
How can people expect to find their sould mate, if they are living a lie with the people that really matter! Too many poeople rush in to relationships w/out knowing, who or what they are first! True, not everyone needs to know the real u, but the person u plan on spending the rest of u'r life w/does! If u have deep dark secrets from u'r past those need to be resolved if they can affect u'r relationship. I realize this site is probably not the place for this particular thinking, but it's my blog and I'll write what I want! But this particular thought doesn't me that u have to be monogamous either! It's all about what u and u'r partner are in accord with. Every relationship is unique, u have to find what makes u really happy! If u're misrable what's the point? There are people out there just don't be in such a damn hurry!
Tears In Vain
dancing dreams in vain withheld in silent fame whisper one last time crying out faintly with pain. the night air softly tames there's no way out tonight, passionate visions lead the way into an endless and violent plight. your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain a restless and lonely heart which lies seeping from the strain. theres a fire burnin' under me the heat gets in your eyes and the passion is deep inside of me- it cries it screams it flies. streaking my heart,the games you play, your love,it rolls on by depleted in a single desire, it flashes then fades away,into the Autumn sky. your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain a restless and lonely heart which lies seeping from the strain your love burns and heats the night but fades like tears in vain and all thats left inside of me are weak memories and pain.
Mass Delte Inbox Sent Emails
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol
Poem
I need to know if you’re my true friend, will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep, and trust them in your heart you’ll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, can you accept mine as I will yours? I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue, will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, if you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what’s important to you, will you remember what’s important to me too? With you my most favourite things I’ll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, then I will know you are a friend most true.
Did Anyone Else Notice...?
Ok... This is my first blog, so please bare with me... I will never understand men. I don't mean to sound conceited or anything, but I think I look pretty damn good for having 3 kids. So I don't understand why my husband never wants to have sex with me. For example: On his birthday we didn't have the money to go out and celebrate, but I dressed up for him and made his favorite dinner and baked him a cake. We went to his friends house and just did what ever it was that he wanted to do... Later that night I put on this sexy little thing and asked if wanted to come to bed with me. He said not right now. He wanted to drink a little bit first. So I told him to jus wake me up ( I LOVE to be woken up to sex ). He never did... He didn't want to sleep with me the next night either. I thought that was strange, so the next day I logged into his yahoo and found out that he was chattin with, not 1, but 2 fat ugly bitches! I don't understand... He told one that she was beautiful and that her husb
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Down And Dirty Crew
Thank you for showing interest in The Down & Dirty Crew Family! Please follow the instructions below. If you cannot follow these simple guidelines please do not respond to this . We are a NO Drama family. We provide all family members with support/backup and any help needed. We do not ask that you LIKE all members…but we DO expect you to RESPECT all members of our family. 1. Every new member must Fan/Add and Rate (pros only...pics/stash if you like) All existing members of the D&DC family. (This list of members is posted in the “FAMILY” section on our home page.) If you Join and do not follow this step your “family membership” will be deleted. 2. Drama will NOT be tolerated in this family! Any drama seekers/starters or instigators will be banned from the family. 3. We don't expect and bombing or leveling from members, if you choose to do so its by your own choice. 4. When commenting feel free to use your own comments or ours it doesn't matter. 5. You may rate pics and
Pisces
There's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo real -- Outgoing. -- Down to earth. -- Addictive. -- Attractive. -- Loud. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Not one to mess with. -- Rare to
Lookin For Help For A Hot Chick
Hey guys... beggin for help, also reposted a bulletin about this... Dess is a sweetheart and one of my lounge friends and i'd really appreciate if you could just click this picture real quick and RATE it... comments aren't necessary, it just takes rates, so two seconds of your time please!!! pretty please!!! show her some love for me since i can only rate her once, lol ~~Sin
Gift Giveaway
I WILL GIVE ANYONE A GIFT THAT COMES INTO THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL TODAY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JOIN COME SEE ME! Blinkyou.com
Please Keep Them In Your Prayers
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Cat & Mouse
Sometimes I feel like Tom, from Tom & Jerry.. The cat chases the mouse but never catches him.. Maybe oneday the freakin mouse will get caught!!! I am getting tired of the chase game, it sucks!!!
Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.
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Sad Poem
Yeah I knew this day would come, the day we say goodbye. I knew you would tell me you found someone else. I knew you weren't mine. I knew I deserved more but I took what I could get. I blindly took a hold of you desperate to feel loved, wanted, and needed. I knew it wouldn't last, but I gave you everything my mind and body. I knew this wouldn't become any more than what it was, and what it was, was nothing. I knew that .I settled and I knew that. Yeah I knew this day would come, but I didn't’t know it would hurt so much.
Help
hi my name is jason.i am a member of fubar.id like to make a proposal that fubar add a multiple photo downloader but i need some support.so will u, people of fubar help me?
Celebrity Look Alikes
Jena 6
i just want to say that the situation in Louisiana is truly an injustice..it shows that RACISM is still very much alive..i wish i was down there to be a part of the rally that is happenin down there right now. Since I can't be there. I just wanna do my part and just let the world know that they have my full support..FREE JENA 6!!!!!!!!!
Alright Who Snuck The Blue Pen Into My Laundry?????!!!!!!
Alright!!!!! Which one of my blogging fans snuck the blue pen into my load of white laundry? If you can't tell I'm "hopping" mad hahahahaha! Just talking about tough days and went to the dryer only to find all my khakis and t-shirts are covered in blue splotches. So uncool! I know it couldn't have been my fault! Mom always taught me to check my pockets. Must have been Thunder's revenge for leaving him home while I went away! Sly dog! Er ah, cat! Oh well, I was thinking the time had come for a change of clothes anyway. Have a great weekend all, I'm off to check the rest of my pockets!
Morph
What Do You Think? I Would Like To Know..
Bush calls for expansion of spy law FORT MEADE, Md. - President Bush said Wednesday he wants Congress to expand and make permanent a law that temporarily gives the government more power to eavesdrop without warrants on suspected foreign terrorists. Without such action, Bush said, "our national security professionals will lose critical tools they need to protect our country." "It will be harder to figure out what our enemies are doing to train, recruit and infiltrate operatives into America," the president said during a visit to the super-secret National Security Agency's headquarters. "Without these tools, our country will be much more vulnerable to attack." The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act governs when the government must obtain warrants for eavesdropping from a secret intelligence court. This year's update — approved just before Congress' August break — allows more efficient interceptions of foreign communications. Under the new law, the government can eaves
Fubar
Every so often, I have to clean up my profile friend's list. Many reasons for that, but the main one are: 1. Lack of rates 2. Lack of comments 3. Stupid FAKE people!!!! 4. No communication whatsoever 5. No active members 6. ETC.... So, once again I am deleting all the people that do not interact with me. It was nice meeting you all though...... - ME -
Living The Dream
Can we share our dreams someday? A prophet named Martin once shared a dream And they sought to hide his dream with gunfire But his dream still compels, and so I ask Will we share our dreams again? Let me be bold enough, perhaps arrogant enough, to share a dream, this one bathed in tears flowing into what has too often been a trail of blood. It is not an original dream, indeed it has been the dream, oft-spoken, oft-wailed, of mom, dad, sister, brother, son daughter, poet and prophet. It is a prayer on the lips of all faiths, tribes and cultures. And it is summed up in the words of Isaiah: "They shall beat their swords (read tanks, bombs, guns, missiles, IEDs whatever horror you can imagine) into plowshares (read plows, tractors, combines, schools, hospitals, medicines, vaccines and more), and the nations shall not make war anymore." OK maybe that dream is a little more complex than I thought. How about this one: "and the lion will lay down with the lamb, the child will put h
Lets Hang Out
LHO is starting to grow. join and help us grow into a good site. We want your input on features everybody wants to see Low ids still available
Toesucker Mc's....
Two years ago, a friend of mine Asked me to say some fetish rhymes So I said this rhyme I'm about to say The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way Took a test to become an foot freak i love to suck toes seven days a week So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac The chauffeur drove off and we never came back The feet look best when they are bare But i love sexy shoes so i gotta be fair And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh Toejam caviar, and foot spa bath But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead Cause toesucker MC's is what i be So take that and move back catch a heart attack Because there's nothin in the world, that Footie'll ever lack I cold chill at a party in a foot-boy stance And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance Fly like a Dove, that come from up above I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Feet-Love I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville And written right on the side it reads 'Gimmie Feet if Ya Will' So if you see me cru
Help
Could someone explain to me all this "fubar wifey of so an so"?. What is that? Who wants to be married online? I just don'understand. Thanks Roy
America Land Of The Free & Home Of The Brave
This bulletin serves as a reminder to those who have let this day in American History fade to a faint memory, for those who are laxed and think this will never happen again... Remember roughly 3000 people perrished this grim day..for what? Capitalism? Imperialism? Western Influence contaminating the Islamic Society? Whatever the reason, every American was affected that day.. I had the best day of my life September 10th 2001, gave birth to my son..as I lay in the hospital bed at 6:45am or so, just hit the morphine drip button, holding this lovely little life in my arms..and then on the television...America was under attack? WTF? I watched the 2nd plane hit live, the news broadcast went silent..and I looked down at this tiny baby and said "I am so fucking sorry for bringing you into this!" Called my husband, woke him up to the news..and then called my Aunt (the ultra-conservative) woke her up as well, and I could hear the terror in her voice and I told her they just hit the Pent
Sues Stuff
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 ~ Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. ~ Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. ~ Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. ~ Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. ~ Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). ~ Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. ~ France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . ~ Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. ~ George Z. Bush says h
I Know Who You Are!
It took me a bit, but I finally realized who it is that has been messing with me...tee hee. Soo..after you read this you will no longer be able to get into my pics or anything cause you will be blocked!! Hee hee....kiss it for bugging me, and have a good life, jealous stupid head...GIGGLING
Some Good News
Ok my mom just got a call on her pathology report....It was NON cancerous!!! So now we just have to focuse on her recovering and getting the feeling back in her face...Thank you all of you for being there for me through all of this and praying for my family!!
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I Tried
Tried (so hard) Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ft. Akon [Krayzie] (talking) Bone thugs..Akon..Yea.. [Wish] You know nothin comes easy You gotta try real, real hard I tried hard..But i guess I gotta try harder {chrous} [akon] I tried so hard Can't seem to get away from misery Man I tried so hard I'll always be a victim of these streets It ain't my fault cuz I try to get away but trouble follows me and still I tried so hard Hoping one day you'll come and rescue me but Until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here ain't sleat hail snow (hail snow) (akon) but until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here wit my heat gettin low (gettin low) [Krayzie] First let me explain that im just a black man and i come from the darks *** so im havin a hard time stayin on track man My mind be racin and i dont even know what im chasin ive been in and out of relationships and im startin so see that its me with the complic
I'm A Bad Person
With recent events on my mind, it occurs to me, that I am truely a bad person. I'm not a very good friend, and I'm selfish. 2 weeks ago I had three friends that I cared about very much. I would have done anything in my power to see to it that they were happy, at least I thought so... recent events have proven me wrong on that point. One of these friends asked me for nothing more than friendship, human contact and compassion. I think I fulfilled most of that order, but for the things I was unable to do, I've lost that chance. And that is a regret that I will have to live with for the rest of my life. I learned something from it though and will never again deny anyone a basic need that I can provide. Another friend asked me for nothing more than honesty. This for those of you who know me, know was given without hesitation. Until my third friend asked me to withhold the truth. Isn't withholding of information the same as lying? I finally broke, when I realized the lies were ne
Opinions Are Like Assholes....
I got this in an email and checked it out on www.snopes.com personally myslef and find it to be factual. I am not usually into politics but I certainly do not want this person to be the president of my USA!! Feel free to comment, rip whatever.... Subject: FW: Who is Barack Obama? > Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:09:06 +0000 > > I don't like him, and would never recommend him for ANY office in our > government. I think he is a big fraud! > THIS DEFINITELY WARRANTS LOOKING INTO. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED, "ONE > NATION UNDER GOD". ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT THE GOD OF THE KURAN. > > I checked this out on "_snopes.com_ (http://snopes.com/) ". It is factual. > Check for yourself. > > Who is Barack Obama? > > Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in > Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from > Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. > > Obama's parents met at the University of
Declare Yourself: One Love
Let's get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One love) So when the Man comes there will be no, no doom (One song) Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation As I listened to the battle rage today abut whether six people of color, part of the same human race I am for there is only one race, I saw the ignorance rage about the evils of one ethnicity or another. I saw malicious stereotypes used once again in the hidden Nazism of today and to this I exhort my fellow fubarians to "Stand Up to fight this Armageddon! Join the real Crusade against bigotry, ethno-phobia!" Fubarians people of every tribe, ethnicity, tongue, faith, condition, gender, and age are my sisters and brothers in my human family. I embrace you! I stand with you against the forces of division, segregation, the forces of fear and economic/social/cultural disempowerment. Can you join with me, affirming the inalienable right of every person, human being
I Feel For You (song Lyrics)
I believe when you say that you're hurting it means I should say something back to you. But I don't think I can make any difference with the words that you're wanting unless they're true. And I believed that I had the power to heal. There were times when time stood totally still And I would swear that the moment between us was real - Now I don't know what you expect me to feel - I feel for you... I know you watch me at night as I stare in the darkness for something gone - And it's true that I'm haunted by you and the ways that you're just not her. I never thought I would end up this way. I always thought a dog should have his day. If I believed in God I believe I would pray - But we both sit here with nothing to say - I feel for you... Two people frightened of the daylight aching for the strength to see in the dark and all I have are the words that I scream in the stillness - I feel for you... © All rights reserved
Making Love With The Wind (song Lyrics)
I wish I was as empty as this canyon and she was the summer wind. Then I could let her fill me up and I could let her come right in. She'd run across my grassy hills and through the scattering leaves. In the quiet heat of the summer sun, I'd be making love with the breeze. Making love with the wind. But if I were a canyon at all, someone would've put up a shopping mall. Concrete and steel and a parking lot would be all the view I ever got. And, if she were the summer wind she'd be going the other direction. My hills and trees, the grass, the leaves would never know her airy affection. (Refrain) I wish she was here with me (Or we were walking side by side by the crashing sea)- But it's winter, now, and I'm begging, please, Can I make a little love with the summer breeze? Making love with the wind. And so I walk alone in the canyon and hear the lonesome coyote call. It took too long, but I finally realized, she never even loved me at all. And if I was that lone c
Lmao
people just can't find humor in anything anymore. thought this site was suppose to be fun so i posted a mummm out of amusement and wow some of the responses all i can say at some people is LMAO take a pill find humor again and move on Edit... ok this is just stupid A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. it wasn't NSFW since all the mum said was talk to me i don't bite then the votes were ok lets chat and Nah not here to talk.. wth people come on lol adult site but some adults just go a little to far
The Room
THE ROOM… 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School. Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore die
My Destination (make My Journey Complete) (song Lyrics)
I climbed over the mountain, though the mountain was high. I climbed over the mountain and it reached to the sky. Lord, the mountain was high! Girl, I’ve come a long way just to look in your eyes. You’ve probably heard the same thing from a lot of other guys. But I’ve come a long way and the mountain was high. Lord, the mountain was high! I crossed over the ocean, though the water was cold. I crossed over the ocean for my kettle of gold. Lord, the water was cold! Girl, I’ve come a long way. Am I being too bold? I finally make it to your side and your beauty behold. Now, I’m afraid all that glitters isn’t gold. Am I being too bold? (Bridge) I waited for a message from you. I wanted to let you know, everything that I go through I do for you (it’s true). I crossed into the desert with no shoes on my feet. I walked down through the desert in the hell and the heat – with no shoes on my feet. I know another man might have been beat. I finally made it to
I'm A Bad Man (song Lyrics)
I took your baby to the darkest room in the house. "Now, c'mon, baby," I said, "Baby, turn all the lights out." Your baby took her time. Baby did the rock'n'roll. I took your baby to the darkest corner of my soul. (refrain) I'm a bad man for what I' done. I'm a bad, bad man, but I had my fun. She's a good girl - she's too good for you. She loves to rock'n'roll - so, whatcha gonna do? I never stole a woman wasn't satisfied with what she got. And if she's cold as ice, I can make her boiling hot. You better hold on to your baby, better hold on tight. If you ain't hangin' 'round, I'll be seein' her tonight - (refrain) If your thinkin' that your woman's waitin' home for you, Maybe you've been thinkin', "she don't even have a clue" - She knows that you been cheatin' - she's been cheatin', too - Now maybe, baby, I'm the reason Baby isn't blue... (refrain) © All rights reserved
Short Stories
It's early morning and your sitting at the table drinking coffee and reading the paper when I come in from the bedroom. I come walking over to you, and with out saying a word I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers I kiss the palms of your hands sucking slowly each finger teasing and tasting, I gently pull you to you feet and kiss your collar bone as you rise pressing myself against you as you bend your head to kiss my lips I pull you along with me down the hallway towards the shower as we enter the bathroom I reach for your belt buckle and undo it so I can slide my hands in your waist line, your stomach curves inward with the chill of my cold hands on your warm flesh I slide my hands from your waist slowly up and across your chest feeling your nipples grow taut at the tease of my touch I slide your shirt up over your head taking one of your nipples into my mouth and flickering it with my tongue then pinching it with my teeth suckling it gently with my mouth, I slide my
Huge Mistake
Boy....did I get it put to me this time.... I fell head over heels for a woman named Alexandra that I met on Hot or Not.com. We chatted on Yahoo for a while, then arranged a date. Thursday, August 30, 2007 We were to meet at Bob Evans in Westerville. The only problem was that there are two Bob Evans' in Westerville. She went to one....and I went to the other. So we didn't get off to a good start. I received a phone call from her later that night. She was in the Emergency Room for abdominal pain. She asked me if I could go to McDonalds for her daughter. I told her I would and brought it right to her. So our REAL first meeting was in the Emergency Room. She finally got released and I walked her and her daughter to her car. As it turns out....I had parked right beside her. I figure to myself that this has to be some kind of fate playing it's hand. Friday, August 31, 2007 We decided to try Bob Evans again. This time we went to the same one, but traffic made me abo
Facts Of Life......(?)
Word of Wisdom for your Viewing Pleasure:........ or other Laws of Murphy;................. ................................................. Mother Nature is a Bitch!! The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Psychiatrists say that 1 in 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, it's you. Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bounced cheque. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Always remember to pillage *before* you burn. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live. The trouble with doing something right first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Two Parts
I have two parts. One part of me wants to hold you close, to make you feel singular, whisper things to you to make you laugh, look into your shiny eyes and see myself reflected there as the one true object of your affection. I want to take you to places I have been alone and experience them all over through you. I want to watch the technicolor sunset with my arm around your shoulder. And the other part? I want to blow things up with you, to make the echoes of our cries bounce against the bedroom walls and make your skin burn with every touch. I want to stain the mirror with the image of your back arched and your mouth open, mid-scream, as I fill you with me and the world goes glassy all around us. You will have both parts. forever. © All rights reserved
Broken
-Broken_Angel-~RL Fiance to The Darkness~ * ~Sexy Lette~@ fubar
Thank You!!!
Just got the phone call I have been waiting WEEKS for. ALL of her test results came back negative!! We are now waiting to take her up to the allergist in the hopes of finding out what actually is wrong!!! Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers!!!! I wish I could express my gratitude better!!! *hugs* I'm one overjoyed mama!!!
Daddys Little Girl
yet again i see that nothing can seeem to go the way it should old nightmears seem to come to life even without me having to pay attention to it you know what i mean ....you come you go and that is how things go i said it once tonight already i must have a sign on my fucking head that says " use and abuse" cuse it seems that everytime i turn around people are asking for for help or to fix something or to be a shoulder to cry on and the one time in my life that i lose all pride and i ask for help cuse shit has just gotten too much somedays i get shit on yeah i get some help but the costs of the help are gonna rip me apart , you want my money fine it all goes to bills what is left you can fucking have you want my shit like my dvds and my computer and my phone and my cable tv and my internet and all the other shit you use from me fine take it least i can do for you helping me ,,,, what i do ask that if you say you're gonna do something then you better damn well do it you know what i mea
Hinder
This song has alot of meaning to it and sometimes is how i feel I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never
Fuck U All
Okay lets take the time to analyze this.All of you people who don't like,don't agree with or think someone elses mumms is stupid or a waste of time.You went to that mum.You took the time to write a stupid comment on the mum that you think is stupid.Now I want to know what the hell does that make you?(Fucking Stupid).Get a fucking life and if you don't like something then just fucking leave.Because god knows we would not want you to waste all your stupid comments on the mums you think are stupid.Because with the lack of words you use on these mums you might need for the rest of the day.So stop straining yourself.Oh by the way the vocabulary you people have is just,well I have to say ELEMENTARY
Clayman
Your self control makes me feel alone I've tried confidence, had it for breakfast today I've lost the perfection, a mess without words (And) As the seasons change I'll continue to ignore The image I project - me without me The picture that I scanned is borrowed After the education you stopped making sense to me Seems to me that it's all the same, time and time again Slowly, all that I believed in, turning into a lie To aim and miss, my supernatural art Spending to much time with myself Trying to explaining who I am How come it's possible I wish there was a way (Suddenly) I feel so invincible I'm the sculpture made out of clay I need someone to break the silence before it all falls apart I need something to cling onto before I break you in parts So afraid of what you may think And all the plastic people that surrounds me I have to find the path to where it all begins To teach the world my supernatural art -In Flames
Trigger
Have we lost the spark or a guide? What's the latest on the screen? Can't be too late to turn around I need all the help from you I need to find Something to blame for a long lost time I am running from something that I don't know I am searching for something, which way to go? I am trying to separate what's real I'm running in a wheel Is it dark or is it bright? What's the latest on the screen? Please tell me my name I haven't checked it today From green to red our days pass by Waiting for a sign to tell us why Are we dancing all alone? Collect some stars to shine for you And start today 'cause there's only a few A sign of times my friend My friend avoid infinity Are you for real? Just scratch the surface And you will find Something to blame for a long lost time -In Flames
Facts About The Great Seal
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/greatseal/ (cut and paste link to see pics) More on the Great Seal Many companies use the pyramid within their logos. James Walker, a 32º Mason, shares some facts with us about the above symbols: 13 leaves in the olive branch 13 bars and stripes in the shield 13 arrows in the right claw 13 letters in the "E Pluribus Unum" on the ribbon 13 stars in the green crest above 32 long feathers on its right wing representing the 32º in Freemasonry 13 granite stones in the Pyramid. (The 13 layers represent the 13 Illuminati bloodlines) 13 letters in Annuit Coeptis It should also be noted that the Eagle has 32 feathers right wing, but 33 in its left wing. The 32 feathers representing the number of ordinary degrees of the Scottish Rite, and the 33 feathers representing the 33º of Freemasonry. The tail feathers number 9, the number of degrees in the York Rite. The eagle itself is a prominent icon of Masonry, being used exte
Dawn Of A New Day
The thoughts of yesterday forgotten I like the way this new skin feels Bring me splinters of tomorrow Collect the parts where I win Against the grain Against the odds I'll rise and I won't trip again The dawn of a new day never looked As good as this Concrete breath and dust filled tears A one way ride to inner peace I never thought I'd join the others Those who use the dice to solve - In flames
What Each Kiss Means.....
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Secure Flight
The Nightmare of DHS´s *Secure Flight* by Blue Patriot Woman Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 10:34:23 AM PDT http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/9/17/9846/64393 Buried in the September 5 issue of the Federal Register, was a notice that this Thursday, September 20, the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) will hold public hearings on their ¨Secure Flight Plan.¨ http://dmses.dot.gov/docimages/p102/484384.pdf Come with me into a nightmare world where American citizens will have to obtain permission from the government before they can travel by air in the U.S. Your government (meaning the Department of Homeland Security) is up to no good. Beginning in February 2008, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) will implement their ¨Advance Passenger Information System (APIS),¨ the gist of which is that you will need permission from the United States Government to travel on any air or sea vessel that goes to, from or through the U.S. The travel companies will not be able to issue a
Simulated Stimulation
It was much less Nefarious Then you were lead To believe I found it somewhat Hilarious Guess that depends On your seat I never meant To hurt you I could not bear To see you cry Sometimes faith Is mere fable With no clear Explanation Of why
One Million Registered
Led Zeppelin reunion: ticket ballot finally closes Fans have one in 50 chance of getting into reformation show 19.Sep.07 2:52pm Registration for the ticket ballot for Led Zeppelin's reunion show has finally closed this afternoon (September 19). Organisers said there have been 1,000 million page impressions on the site Ahmettribute.com, with one million people registering to be in with a chance of getting one of the 20,000 tickets for the gig, to be held at the London O2 Arena on November 26. At one point, it was receiving 5 million hits per hour, a total of 80,000 hits per minute. Tickets cost £125 each and will be limited to two per person. Successful applicants will find out if they have been picked after October 1, with organisers warning that any tickets appearing on online auction sites will be immediately cancelled. The ballot was due to close on Monday (September 17), but was extended to noon today due to the exceptional demand. "We are absolutely overwhelmed
Thanks Everyone
Thanks to all my wonderful friends who helped out aonther friend of mine. With all of youor efforts mel won the contest she was in. Special thanks to Cheekysue, Sillyazz, Sassy, Goddess, Elle, Rebel, and Jen. If i forgot anybody just give me as shout and let me know. I have the best friends there is.
Mumms Being Deleted
Hi all u fubarians!!! I had a MUMM deleted this morning due to unknown causes. I was basically wanting opinions on the whole 9/11 attacks ...weather they were Really what they appeard to be or weather it was a government Conspiracy. I wanted others insight so i can Make Up My Mind. I read the blog rules on MUMMS and found that i didn't violate any rules so i preceeded to seek out a formal answer as to why it was deleted by way of contacting scrapper. I was very polite about the whole ordeal and all i got from him was, and i quote "read my blog". I wrote him another messege and am still waiting to hear back from him. I really have a hard time believing that he even read my MUMM or considered weather it was absolutely necessary to delete. I feel that I was not taken seriously and there is a problem here that needs fixing. I understand that the guy may be kinda busy since he is the "only" one that deals with them, but I see no reason for us to suffer because he dont wanna take the time t
New!
Hey, I'm new to this site and just trying to figure it out. I've been a member for a while but I've never really paid attention. So here I am, wish me luck cause I'm so lost! HAHA check out the new pictures and if any of you have any helpful tips I sure need them.
Voting
alternative rock...
Crush
just wondering how do you know who had a crush on you. sorry its my first crush
"you Worry Me"
I just recieved this today in my excite mail which I don't check daily. Just wanted to share it. Subject: : A great paper from a pilot with American Airlines Subject: "You Worry Me" This pilot hit the nail on the head in his open letter. He needs to be awarded a Medal for having the TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to say all this in a very profound way! The newspaper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart, beautifully.... Read, absorb and pass this on. "YOU WORRY ME!" By American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco I've been trying to say this since 9-11, but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human land
Happy Mf'n Birthday
Well once again its my birthday and i have plans to Recelebrate my 21st birthday, for those of you who know me, you know what happend on my 21st that caused me to not be able to celebrate it then, but for those of you who dont, i was in the navy out to sea when 9/11 happened our next port was going to be south africa wich is a 21 and up port, need less to say we got turned around and never hit port, so here i am 6 years later and going to do it up right
The Mist (poetry)
The mist covered the Landscape with a thin Veil obscure of visual Surroundings, stark Hiding the unknown Dark shadows that Lurk in the shadows Ever waiting,quiet Yet alert with Watchful eyes Crawling on its belly Along the long And narrow crevice Unseen leaving no Imprint upon the earth Hunger has brought Him here seeking To quench his thirst A desire for blood To taste and consume To many days The gaunt body Has searched For food For fulfillment His prey drinking From the rippled Water beside the Craggy rocks Shivering in fear The scent has Caught it unaware Knowledge that it Is hiding beneath The blue mist In that moment Of reality And no where To run, the time Had finally come As the beast devoured His weaker quarry Sated and complete He blended into the Landscape once again Copyright@chi_shanay2007
Why Wont
why does the heart try to hold onto something that you know is gone and is not coming back but still trys to hold onto it
Holy Mother
Holy Mother by (Unknown) Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the first I've sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom chanced to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
Pissing Me Off!
well what really pisses me off is when i come home from a bar or a party late night, and i sit on the couch, turn on the T.V. and on comes a fast-food commercial and it gets you so damn hungry but you cant have one because there fricking closed. ohow does that make yall feel?
Adam
Realistic Cock! (Unknown) Adam had'm, so he did, right enough! Adam was the first man so we're led to believe, T'was in the Garden of Eden where he bumped right into Eve, There was no one to show them but they quickly found the way, And that's the very reason why we're singing here today.
Poems
I can see the sparkle a Diamond in your smile and within this whole debarcle it can lighten up awhile the golden sunset leaves like a rose in autumns air petals falling in a breeze for a moment i see you there when the look in your eyes is a cute puppy dog gaze well we'd like to have buys and our days full of laze so she moves from my side and listens for a while "im just here for the ride" and i Just love your style
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Things That Go Hump In The Night
A haunted hotel and a lascivious ghost with a freakishly long tongue… it’s not quite Nancy Drew Dana sped along the motorway at over seventy miles an hour. If she kept up driving at this pace, in this state of mind, she’d crash, she warned herself. But she needed to get away where no one would find her. She couldn’t go home – Bruce had probably already started leaving messages on her answering machine, trying to make up for his big mistake. She was hearing none of it. She’d arrived early at Bruce’s flat with strawberries and wine, only to find him in bed boinking a slut with a tattoo of a unicorn on her bum. She’d fled his flat, but not before grabbing the expensive bottle of Shiraz she’d found on his kitchen table. She wanted to find a secret place where she could drown her sorrows at the bottom of many glasses of red wine. Her entire life was in shambles. Bruce had cheated on her. Again. She hated her job, but she was too lazy
~fairground Attraction ~
A woodland walk past a fairground leads to a trailer trash experience I had to get the last report finished before I left the office; my boss had specifically asked for it by the end of Friday. I took the last page from the photocopier and placed it all neatly into the folder and then raced out of the office to catch the bus. My car was stuck in the garage and my partner was away on business, so I was forced to contend with public transport. Just as I arrived at the bus station the H10 was pulling away. "Hey, that's my bus. STOP!" The bus carried on and drove off down the road. I browsed the timetable but the next bus wasn't coming along for an hour. I decided to walk. The offices I worked in were situated in a large shopping complex just on the outskirts of town. There was a big park surrounding us and a woodland path that I could walk down which would take me all the way home. It was still light and I guessed I could probably get home before it was dark. I had walked this pa
~the New Toy~
Maria dreams of introducing a thrid member into her relationship I live with my partner, Dan. He’s a pretty good looking guy, actually. Dirty-blond hair and a nice fit bod. So when I fantasise, it tends to be about him and me. Well, him, me and a little extra something: my cock. You see, that’s the extra little spin I like to put on things when it’s happening in my head. I like to imagine what it would be like if I had a cock too. Not that I am a man in my fantasy, or anything like that. I’m still me – curves and tits and lips and all – it’s just that jutting out between my legs, just above my pussy, I have a beautiful hard throbbing cock. Smooth and delicious. In my fantasies I parade around the bedroom, naked, with a huge erection between my legs. Dan’s there, of course, and he can’t take his eyes off it. It’s already glistening, wet with pre-come. It looks delicious. And I know he thinks so too. I know we both agree that it would look better even wetter. I walk towards him a
~mouth Caberet~
The delights of the flesh lead a confectioner into places she hadn't expected. I tie red liquorice shoelaces around her pink nipples. Her skin has a milky haze. I expect my hand to slip into the mist of her but she is solid, hot as steam. This is isn't the first time I've decorated a woman but it is the first time there'll be an audience. As if to prepare us both, the circus tent is lined with mirrors. My fingers tie the red laces a hundred times over - if I weren't the city's best confectioner, my hands would be trembling at the sight and at the feel of her, soft as fur. Charlie sits on a silk-draped table, her long legs around a chocolate fountain, rich cocoa heated to slick liquid pouring up and over in an eternal river. She'll hand the guests little silver picks and they'll choose a morsel from her flesh to pass through the flowing chocolate. By the time they arrive, they'll be high from the carnival and this work won't last, but then, it never does. If I were that precious
Comedy!!!
Seriously One of the Greatest New Comedian's out there right now. If you haven't rented or bought or seen The Pimp Chronicles Part 1 I suggest you do worth the money. Look out for Pimp Chronicles Part 2.
In Loving Memory Christy Mckendall
MY SISTER,MY FRIEND,MY HERO One more year has passed on by, Don't look back Keep your head held high For you're missing the most valuable moments, You see... When you are looking down toward your feet. Walk, if you run, you'll find yourself wondering Why or When What never failed to smile down at you, Somehow, forgot to grin. We somehow took for granted then, The special times we shared- Smiles, smells of home, were there Whenever we got scared. I ran to and from that place, Yet, never saw that smile. I look up now, no place to run, And it's been here all the while. I realize late, the things that time Can't allow us to hold for long. The youngest, the oldest, and all in between Can't return, once time has gone- Take time, hold the moments, in time they slip away, Words one heart fought, with a smile to say. This year will pass, as the years before, Smile at the life, that you most adore. When time comes and you "forget" to grin, too... Those who remember yo
Here Is A Person To Level . Party Like A Rock Star Approved
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Heart Broken
In A Place Were I Do Dwell I Met A Girl Who I Got 2 Know Very Well She Came And Took My Heart From Me Now She's Willin 2 Set Me Free Now I Know The Reason Why The Otha Guy Was More Handsum Than I I Ran Home And Cried On My Bed Not A Single Word Was Said When My Motha Came Home She Ran Upstairs The Door She Broke Too Find Me Hangin From A Rope She Got A Knife And Cut Me Down And In My Jeans This Note She Found Dig My Grave Dig It Deep With In Marble Stone From Head Too Feet And Place A Dove At My Feet 2 Show Da World I DIED 4 LUV
Callin All
I need all GRD BOMBSQUAD you are needed at this contest at all times! SO BE THERE! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!
My Poem
When I first met her, I thought she was the one, But I wasn't for sure, Until she opened my eyes to see what I had don't, It wasnt till then I realized, I had fell in love, I told her I loved her and she cried, and we said we were blessed from above, Her and I have been through alot, But here we are together, Even though we have fought, Such a short time together feels like forever, She believe in me without a doubt, With her faith I can keep going, Our love can't be measured in amount, Its like a river that keeps flowing, I feel what she feels, Whether physical or emotional, Her pain hurts its like it kills, My life is mostly moral, You give what you get, If you love someone with all your heart, Its not even close to a regret, Keep loving them and you will not part.
Fu Wedding
Hello everyone MolyMascot and I are getting fumarried tonight at 11 PM EST... click the image below! please be punctual.
Questions With No Answers
Questions without answers 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would t
Natural Highs
Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Acciden
Lmao!!
My Morning I rear ended a car this morning... I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...
Spanish Class
*A** ** SPANISH ** **Teacher** **was explaining to her * *Class** **that in Spanish, unlike English,* *nouns are designated as either* *masculine or feminine.** ** **"House"** **for instance,* *is feminine:** **"la casa."** ** **"Pencil,"** **however,* *is masculine:** **"el lapiz.."** ** **A student asked,* *"What gender is 'computer'?"** ** **Instead of giving the answer,* *the teacher split the class into two groups,* *male and female,and asked th em to decide* *for themselves whether"computer" * *should be** **a masculine or a feminine noun.** ** **Each group was asked** **to give four reasons* *for its recommendation.** ** **The men's group decided that* *"computer"* *should definitely be* *of the feminine gender** **("la comp utadora"),* *because:* *1. No one but their creator* *understands their internal logic;** ** **2. The native language* *they use to communicate* *with other computers is* *incomprehensible to everyone else;** ** **3. Even
Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expen
New Boy Rowley!
Hey guys I got my good friend signed up on this and well, just like in real life he needs some friends!!! So do me a favour and rate, fan, and add him ok??? Thanks guys!!! ROWLEY@ fubar
This One Was Published
Our nation is heeding, Maybe the nation is bleeding, But our flag is still leading, May all fifty stars, Be seen from mars, May the stripes, Symbolize we will put up a fight, Day or night, May the terrorists be caught, After we have fought, May the noble men try with all there might, In this battle we must fight, All hail to the red white and blue, May our nation pull through, with our red white and blue, May say our nation has once again came through And yet the American flag has still flew, Ao let us all say it together all hail to the red white and blue.
Canadian Friend Train
http://www.fubar.com/blog/125536# plez copy and paste this link canadian rate, fan and add train
Please Please Please Help Ya Girl Out Take A Look No Im Not In No Contest Or Trying To Level
OK EVERYON MY GIRL SO ROCKS AND I LOVE HER TO DEATH AND WE ACTUALLY SHARE ALOT OF FRIENDS WELL ITS TIME FOR ME TO INTRODUCE HER SHE IS THE SHIZNIT IN MY BOOK AND IM SHURE YOU WILL AGREE LOL ACTUALLY I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU TALK TO HER AND YOU WILL HAVE A BLAST LMAO SHE IS SO SWEET SEXY AND FUNNY AND MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST BUT BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU AND ONLY 1 OF HER ITS REAL HARD FOR HER TO GO THROUGH MY LIST SO I AM ASKING YOU PLEASE CHECK HER OUT I PROMISE YOU WILL LIKE SHOW HER SOME LOVE SEND HER A REQUEST AND SAY HI SHE DONT BITE BUT IM SHURE SHE WILL IF YOU ASK AND SHE WILL HAVE YOU MIND BLOWN SHE SO ROCKS IF IM WRONG THEN DELETE ME TO JUST SHOW ME LOVE BY DOING THIS FOR ME SHE HELPS ME OUT WHEN I REALLY NEED IT SHE MAKES ME COME BACK AND KEEPS ME FROM DELETING MY ACCOUNT SO YOU LIKE HAVING ME AROUND GO THANK HER CAUSE SHE JUST DID IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT MUAH I LOVE YOU GUYS AND THANKS FOR THE HELP I WILL TRY TO HEP ANYONE WITH WHAT EVER JUST LET ME KNOW OK SEND ME A MESSAG
Saving The Wolf!
Save America's Wolves Help Expose the Truth Help expose the truth about aerial wolf hunting... Aerial hunting of wolves is Alaska’s dirty secret. Watch our new video and take action to help end this brutal practice. Watch the Video... Aerial Hunting by the Numbers 2 Times Alaskans have rejected the state’s aerial hunting program at the polls 35 Years that aerial hunting has been illegal under federal law Nearly 700 Wolves killed over the last four years through Alaska’s aerial hunting program $400,000 Earmarked by state officials to “educate” Alaskans on the state’s aerial hunting activities Dear Wildlife Supporter, When people think of Alaska, they think of its amazing wildlife and natural beauty. But Alaska has a terrible secret: Each year, the state permits private citizens to chase down and kill dozens of wolves using low-flying aircraft and high-powered rifles. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and anti-wolf officials in the state have worked hard to obs
For Bikers
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"!
Different
I write what I like and want to here. Go ahead a comment about I dont care, but if I dont like what you say, look here after a few days I'll have a new entry. I write poems, and stories. Most peoms have a meaning to them from: school, my Boyfriend, or friends. Stories are only 2 books right now. If you want to read them just ask and I might mail you a chapter or two. If you have any questions, go a head and ask. It's good for the soul, but if I get any about sexal things I will not answer you to nicely (your warned!!). Call me a bitch if you like, I dont care. Say what you like, just say to me. If you want to see some other things I've put up on the net go to vampirefreaks.com/vampire666 have fun humans!!!!
Just When You Thought You Knew Me..
Okay so I didnt think I could get any crazier but I was wrong. I had my first threesome the other night. And the couple wants me to be apart of there lives. Never thought I could do that but it was actually fun:)
Fans
Trying to Get to 500 fans need 52 more. Calling for help from my friends. thanks bingo
20,000
PeggySue is hosting a contest where each contestant needs 20,000 comments to win either a 1 month VIP or a 7 day Blast. There is no time limit on the contest. Any and all love will be appreciated
Your Stripper Name
We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name will be, and Share it with your friends. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor....... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends, family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Chesty b = Fantasia c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p =
I Knew I Loved You
I KNEW I LOVED YOU By: Savage Garden Maybe it's intuition But some things you just don't question Like in your eyes I see my future in an instant and there it goes I think I've found my best friend I know that it might sound more than a little crazy but I believe I knew I loved you before I met you I think I dreamed you into life I knew I loved you before I met you I have been waiting all my life There's just no rhyme or reason only this sense of completion and in your eyes I see the missing pieces I'm searching for I think I found my way home I know that it might sound more than a little crazy but I believe A thousand angels dance around you I am complete now that I found you
Poems
Where am I?? I do not know, I do everything the same, But I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am because, I don't know who I am. I am a girl, Going through High School. No place in this world, But I change so much here. Who am I??? Where am I??? Who are you???
Please Help Me Out
Meh
who wrote poetry to me/about me. where did he go? where is the man who said those things i never thought anyone *could* say about me? when do i give up on him coming back to me? how do i know if its too late? why won't he fight for me? or us?
The Paypal Incident
To Recap The happening: " Yes even though Im in the computer biz and I help so many people avoid infections and spyware I was just a victim of being ripped off on the internet. Luckily I was up late chatting when I noticed a Email pop on my Yahoo that said my account login information enclosed. I go to read the email and it said 29.99 Euros were deducted from my Paypal account. Sure enough 2 seconds later I get a paypal notice that a transaction took place. Still being wary I didnt click any links in the email and I hand-typed www.paypal.com and checked my account. Sure enough the motherfockers took every last penny in my Paypal. If it weren't for the fact the Credit card I used was expired and the bank account was closed that was attached to this paypal account I could have been wiped out. If you have a paypal account always make sure you check your transaction history, and any additions of emails you don't own. Keeping a low credit limit card there is also advisable as well a
Food
So, if you know me, which most of you don't that well, you'll know that I can't cook. I'm addicted to the microwave as much as I am sex. Most of my meals take anywhere from 5 minutes to 15 minutes to make - unless it just sits there in the oven. Well ever since we moved to North Bay, my husband has gotten on shift work - (4) 12 hour days and 4 days off, two days and two nights. He only works with 5 different men, so I decided to bake him some brownies to bring in. They loved the brownies and asked that I make cookies. So I made some chocolate chip cookies and I'm going to make some cupcakes next week for him, too. So, any other suggestions on what I can make that doesn't involve a whole lot of effort on my part? I don't mind making stuff, but things that take hours, well ... my patience is limited.
Stuff
Allen (my roommate) and I started our first batch of Mead last night. It is our first attempt at brewing anything. It was late last night when we started it. We pitched the yeast, and let it sit. Woke up this morning about 8, and the yeast was VERY active! We got it racked, and it smells sooooo good even at this early stage. In a few weeks, we will rack it again. It's exciting. 5 gallons of Mead on the way! I've gotten a few tips and ideas from close friends, and from a guy at the local brew shop. Everyone is so helpful. That's a great thing. People are willing to give advice and teach from their mistakes. No one keeps many secrets, but willing to tell their own personal secrets from their experience. This has been a good experience so far, and the journey has just begun. I'll keep everyone updated.
Missing You
Missing You by Bunny (Dedicated to a special girl) Although I rarely hear from you, I need to tell you "I Love You"; To be with you would be so grand, My body yearns for your soft hand. I know that you are not like me, And you need company of a "He"; But need to promise this to you, That I will always dream of you. Kizzez, Bunny
Excerpt From "the Highlanders" By: Catriona And Mairi Mackay
I can't sleep so I decided to put this up here.This is a book that my aunt and I wrote. We have tried several times to get it published, but we were screwed over once by a literary agency....and that kinda put things in a damper. I should send it out to literary agencies again, but it still needs work even though it's finished. The time era is the early 1700's. Excerpt from "THE HIGHLANDERS" By: Catriona & Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2002 Dedication- To Those who didn't believe The coach pulled to a stop before CrestHaven, a footman rushed to open the coach door when down stepped Lord David Mitchell, who turned to help his wife alight from the coach! They walked up the steps, where the door opened and they were greeted by Alan. “Welcome home to CrestHaven M’lord! I trust your sojourn in France was Pleasant?” he asked smiling. David and his wife Clarice smiled at him, “It was verra pleasant Alan, a much needed break from all the fussing, and trouble that go
Frustration...
So... I enter the "Family" I am in here on Fubar... But what failed to happen is this: There are so many rules of what you can't do without permission... and all this stuff, and you would think I was informed of all of this... Nope, not at all... All I was told was I needed to devote atleast one hour a day to bombing... and I do... I bomb myself out everyday... I've been told numerous time that I do a better job than most bombers that have been in the family a lot longer than I have, yet, I can't get backing in a simple contest. That just seems to frustrate me a lil... Don't get me wrong... I love being in the family, and I don't mind at all supporting others in their contests... I do it without complaint... The "recruiters" and "Leaders" of the "family" need to make sure their new members are better informed... I guess this is what this blog is all about, me blowing off steam, and letting people know to inform people better...
Just Talking
I have been having problems with my internet since Sunday. They are coming out tomorrow and try and fix the problem. Sorry that I have not been on here that much. It will come up and then go down. They keep calling me and saying that the problem has been fixed. that there was a black out in my area. Thats so funny that my mom lives down the road from me and hers works fine and we are with the same company. So i am going to keep the appt. so it can be fixed. It better be fixed by the time i get home from work. DSl is not that cheap, if i am going to pay for it, i expect it to work. talk to ya'll later.
Good Bye
I am deleting my profile here. Its been fun when people do chat with you. I guess its time to move on. I made some good friends here. If you like to keep in touch my email addy is ky9mm@myway.com Love to all Jimbo
Everything
wats goin on everybody. this is my 1st blog so lets see wats happens lol. well 1st things srry that i've haven't been on i've been busy and shit but im back and better than ever!!!!!! so droop me som love and all that good stuff alight later ppl
8400to Level
Hes a great friend too have and always willing too help someone else level..Show him some love in return. That Crazy Navy Guy@ fubar
For My Kage
IF , I had One Wish , It would be in Your Arms.It would be to Hold You , And to take all Your worries and all Your fears away.If I could , I would Protect You , Stand By You .If I could , I would Hold You and tell you All will Be Fine. If I could , I would tell , You that You Are All That matters to Me , and I'm Not Ever leavin Your Side. And We are going to be As One Forever , As We said Today And in Our Lounge . You are My Soul,Mind , Heart , My Everything. You hurt , I hurt , you have alot on your mind , And I feel all that You feel , I so Do every Ounce Of My Being , every breath , Itake , I feel You. God , I so Feel You Touchin me , Breathin on me , Lookin at me . Holdin me , Hearin Your voice, Sayin My babyDoll. Wrote By Cherie Aka Witchesbrew Sept 20 , 07
Need Alot Of Help
HI ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEWBIES I NEED UR HELP AND UR FRIENDS HELP IN TRYING TO LEVEL UP I STILL HAVE ALONG WAYS TO GO AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE COULD COME TO MY PAGE AND TAKE TIME TO RATE MY PICS AND MY STASH AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FAN IF IM NOT ALREADY I AM ALWAYS WILLIN TO HELP MY FRIENDS AND THEIRS FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED IT AND NOW ALL I WANT IS SOME HELP IN LEVELING I KNOW IT MAYBE TO MUCH TO ASK BUT I NEED HELP AND I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE I BEGGIN ANYONE CAUSE IM NOT SO IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND MINE AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT TO READ THIS AND IF U CAN HELP ME BY RATIN MY STUFF AND HAVIN UR FRIENDS DO IT TOO THANKS BOOBOOKITTY07
Coherency
I really miss the times where everyone is equal. Why is it (here) that everyone is not equal ... that you either have to pay or fight to be equal? Equality is then just a relative term and means absolutely nothing! How far does human hypocrasy go in this time?So much to learn about the past!
Mememe
Hey all its that time again.. my B-DAY I turn 28 today.. god how time flies. Only the other day i was reminising about high school and youger days.. wow. Now i have a 7 year old son who mean the world to me... SO let an man growing old.. know that yall love him :) Show me love for my b-day :) and ill return all the love :) B-day Love Jer
Unlocked
The albums that were previously unlocked have all been opened again. if you ask to see the others, you will be blocked. there should be more than enough there for you to get your rocks off, do NOT bug me for more. the ones still locked are family only for a reason, some different reasons, whatever the reason, it's my decision so again, don't ask. take care and enjoy Sin oh and PLEASE for gods sake rate the SFW's... if you don't, i'll start locking shit again.
Contest!
I am in RogerLee's Comment Crave Contest!! Show me some love! Ill return the favor with 11s! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1037376&albumid=572242&i=3158613273
Stop This!
STOP CHILD ABUSE (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 18:48:07') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 18:57:42') (repost of original by 'stefan58 . IN MEMORIE OF DJ. ISIS' on '2007-08-20 19:08:17') (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 19:16:55') (repost of original by 'johnniesgrl_34' on '2007-08-20 20:12:28') (repost of original by '~Schele Belle ~Naughty and Nice Crew~~C&T Stash Club~~(Must fan me and have a salute pic to be added' on '2007-08-20 20:33:06') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 20:35:29') (repost of original by '*~* Sharon *~*PROUD MEMBER OF SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB Plz sign the guestbook' on '2007-08-20 22:10:45') (repost of original by '~Lill~(Promo Biatch for www.Surge.fm)' on '2007-08-20 22:3
Weekend Fun
Well, it's not actually until this Monday, BUT I will be gone all this weekend in San Francisco baby!!! I never get tired of going there. I love Frisco like most people love Vegas. I know it's going to be TONS of fun!! I can't believe I'm actually 25! It seems like yesterday I was just in grade school beating up the dumb girls giving me dirty looks and running from the icky boys and their "cooties" ... lol Kind of the same today minus the cooties part. j/k Anyways, I'm looking forward to getting back on here Tuesday... so hit me up with some birthday love and I'll talk to you guys next week! Take care and have a wonderful (and safe) weekend! xoxo
Sorry
i finally got back on here so sorry i havent been on ttyl
Contest
Any help I would be very thank full for I am in a contest plz help thank you so much
Who Likes Me
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos
You
You Current mood: depressed I never tell you the feelings that I keep hidden deep down inside, Inside I'm never happy not one day passes I havent cried, I hide myself from you so that you can never see, That deep inside I'm dying never to be free, I hope you never judge me if you ever get a peek, Of the secrets that I've kept hidden that sometimes make me week, At moments I have wondered why I even try to carry on, At moments I have pictured how much better it would be if I was gone, But the moments that I'm with you I forget the pain I feel, And for those precious few moments I remember love is real, Though you may never believe me the words I said are true, Ever if were are only friends forever I will still be in love with you.
The Last Leaf To Fall
The Last Leaf to Fall The wind it howled all through the night, So she hung on with all her might, While others fell unseen by light, When morning came she saw their plight. The town then woke and what they found, Their trees were bare for miles around, Crimson and gold had covered the ground, Alone she cried without a sound. From high above the earth she hung, The mournful wind its song it sung, No one was left to be among, To their end they’d all been flung. Her senses were sharp, her vision keen, How could winter be so mean, Her skin had turned deep aubergine, Blackened veins where once was green, As she succumbed to winters nip, Her life lived; she lost her grip, And in the wind her shape did flip, Over the ground her frame did skip. She came to rest upon the grass, The man had watched it all from class, Where he awaited with frame of brass, And gently placed her behind the glass. Her tree of life for those months few, Stood bare outside drap
Despair
Despair Darkness, Winters cold breath, Nothing awaits us, But death. Copyright Steve Britt 10 June 2003
Help Me Out Yall
hey all i am in a comment bomb contest for vip status for oct if you aall could help me out i will help you when in need love you all just click on my pic thanx again guys!!!! Wiccan
Guess What?!
I need help to accumulate 50,000 comments for a Happy Hour! If anyone needs something to do I would greatly appreciate the help! Thank you all for any help you give! I greatly appreciate it! Jennifer link:
Trail Of Deceit
Trail of Deceit The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, She swore it to him from their bed, But what about the note he read, The pain he felt, the tears he shed? A secret life she kept from him, The things she did with guys like Tim, While lights shone bright, not soft nor dim, Mere fantasies for dolts like him. The Pearl Man’s secret she held close, The note it spoke of one-man shows, Where girls rubbed him without their clothes, The way he said, the way he chose. Women like her, the ones he ate, Were easy to manipulate, Just call them pretty, their need so great, Do anything on their first date. The Pearl Man’s just a friend she said, Of course sometimes she gave him head, Not sexual, not in their bed, When he cried - the tears he bled. Copyright Steve Britt 19 October 2004
Comment Contest
This is my friend Tiny. Shes in her first ever VIP comment contest. Help me out by throwing her some love, and Ill throw you some 11s! :) I want my friend to win this! So bomb her for me! She just needs a little push! Click the pic!
Mis-guided Missile
Misguided Missile I’ve got a misguided missile baby, Its radar system has gone askew, The warhead is all armed and hot, And there’s nothing I can do. It doesn’t matter how well you hide, Cause it’s a smart munition you see, Its got a brain all of its own so, You might as well surrender to me. Once a target has been acquired, You might find to your chagrin, That penetration of your defense, Will occur over and over again. See, I never miss my re-entry point, It’s a matter of pride to me, And as to you cry for a cease-fire, Don’t count on my chivalry. You see I’ve got a misguided missile baby, Make no mistake it will explode, So all of you pretty women out there, Watch out for me down the road. Copyright Steve Britt 21 August 1998
Daisy And Lee
Daisy and Lee Here’s a sad story bout a couple named Daisy and Lee, Two young people in love, or they appeared to be, Until one stupid infidelity (ee-ee-ee), Caused together forever to cease to be their destiny. Lee told me that he was seein’ Daisy later that day, It was a surprise visit that he intended to pay, When he got to her house; another car in the driveway (ay-ay-ay), And things went downhill from there that night in May. He pulled ‘round the corner and parked up under a tree, Crept back to the house to see just what he could see, And as he peered thru the window violating her privacy (ee-ee-ee), He saw her doing things with him she swore she only did with Lee. Lee went back to his truck to get one of his guns, He had a Colt a Glock and an old Smith and Wesson, Back to Daisy’s house he went at a dead run (uh-uh-un), The things he did next, they could never be undone. He hid out in the bushes cause he didn’t know what to do, When the dude came out Le
Just Joined Fubar
I just joined fubar and am looking to meet people I have joined a lounge and want to know what is the best way to meet new friends, if you would like click on my pic and rate me,fan, me and if you want add me as a friend. bobby_tony@ fubar If You Do I Will return the same, my friends have told me to always rate 10's
Life
oh well.. my life is pretty suckie right now.. but not much i can do about it.. seems I can not get out of this depression I am in.. no matter what I do and how hard I try.. I just seemed to get sucked deeper and deeper into it... all my friends try to help, and I do so appreciate that.. but it seems nothing well get me out of it.. when i seem to finally be coming out of it.. bam something else puts me even farther in.. people who have no respect for me make it worse.. especially when I do everything I can for them.. I guess I am just gonna have to become the bitch again... well it will be good for me but bad for everyone else.. I guess its time I worry about me for once and less of everyone else... I guess thats all for now.. thanks for reading...
Cheater
Cheater The night gave way to cleansing light, and she watched her shadow flee the day. Though she tried to hide her lying eyes, her reputation sadly preceded her. Deeper than a thousand lashings, more severe than the memory of home. She realized all her dreams were haunted, as his eyes bored into her deception. The blade felt at home in her hand, as she slid it across his sleeping throat. Murder; easier than what she must do, her shape crept away in the dark. A sole candle lit the chamber then, as she eased into the enticing aquatic. Crimson dishonor floods the basin And she is ushered away by demons. Copyright Steve Britt Nov 2006
Juju
**juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar (repost of original by '~Hot Momma~' on '2007-09-20 23:33:22') (repost of original by '† KDM † (No Salute No Add)' on '2007-09-20 23:42:45') (repost of original by '~Hot Momma~' on '2007-09-20 23:51:14')
Bs
You know, I have really enjoyed this site thoroughly. Lately, however, it's getting ridiculous. I got out of a certain situation because friends were involved as well as people I don't know, care for or respect. I have too much drama in my day-to-day to get it here too. I come to hang with friends and have fun. I very rarely share my home life with any of you and I ALWAYS try to keep it light, out of respect for others whom may also be enjoying themselves. This is BS. I just don't FEEL like it anymore. It has to stop somewhere. There is soooo much hatred in this world. Why add to it? It just doesn't make sense. It's ridiculous. Friends going after friends... for what? Because someone was in a bad mood one night and had eyes rolled at her? I'm taking my time to get better now. I'm not going to think about Fubar. I'm going to relax and get rid of this stuff before it turns into pneumonia. I made peace with friends over these stupid mumms that were posted. I'm out of it. Sorry
How Freaky Are U In Bed
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-
Abysmal Love
Abysmal Love I fell into the abyss, Of her dreadful love. Colors choked together, And blackened my resolve. Then my heart burst open, Like a thundercloud in the desert. I saw a pale horseman, Trod out upon a battlefield. I was blinded by the brilliance, Of her simple strategy. And the last thing I saw, Was her face. Copyright Steve Britt 27 February 2002
Score
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-
Good Job For A First
This Is My 1st Official Pimpout For My Friends!!! Its Gonna Be BIG So.....Be Ready!!! Wanted To Introduce Myself,I'm SweetPeach2003 And If U Dont Know Me Then Get To Know Me Cuz Im Sweet As Can Be!! *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL ASSISTANT*GIT-R-DONE FAM* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*Come&Get A Taste@ fubar This Is Going Out To All My Friends Who Are Always There For Me No Matter What And Show Me Madd Love...I'm Showing You All How Much I Care! ßJEEZY۞NeaNeas Everything۞MsDallas' Personal Dancer@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞@ fubar BlueDemon Ellie's FuHubby(King Of PhotoShop)@ fubar Jimmy B@ fubar I've Been A Bad Boy!!@ fubar $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Bishop@ fubar mrmarykay fubar hubby to sexisam
What Drives The Weak
This time released security Controlled dose of tranquility Forgetfulness washes over me Put to rest the voices of insanity Only the sinners remain As another night Becomes a yesterday Come on! Anesthetize the panic It is what drives the weak You're gone! Anesthetize the panic Putting all uncertainties to sleep Not an altered state of mind But a safer place in an unsafe world Within the nearness of death Rapture in the skip of a heartbeat - Shadows Fall
God Save Us
God save us! This new life has brought us this new knife It's worthless and mindless to preach. I resist that! God save us! This new life has brought us this new knife It's worthless and mindless to preach. I resist that! I am what you despise I am just a disgrace you will never embrace The strength will rise Everything that I do burns against you These words are just a speck In what you call my life's wreck Mistakes forsake and every word will break This is hard to believe, I am not what you see All the pressure is breaking down on me I will take what is mine and won't waste any time Don't believe in what you want for me God save us! El control has brought us El color de sangre y hambre, it's our turn We will burn!! Liar! This life is mine My intentions are real, this is my killing field I will not shine Our souls turn to rust, turn our bodies to dust My life is just a trek In what you call my last breath Mistakes forsake, then every word will brea
Nymphetamine
Lead to the river Midsummer, I waved A 'V'' of black swans On with hope to the grave All through Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain So I swore to thy razor That never enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again? Bared on your tomb I'm a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above unto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find The right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discolours all with tunnel vision Sunsetter Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, this vampyric addiction To her alone in full submission None better Nymphetamine Nymphetamine, nymphetamine Nymphetamine girl Nymphetamine, nymphetamine My nymphetamine girl Wracked with your charm I am circl
Randomness
Wow... Pretty damn sweet. The site lets me link to my rather large library of songs on my own webserver and easily embed them in my profile? Yeah, that's pretty damn sweet. Yes, I can do it on myspace but the cool thing about this is that it actually shows the track info while it's playing. Anyway, if any of you are reading this and need some music hosted, let me know. :)
Crave Is In Full Rave
RogerLee's Comment Crave is now underway, and will be open until Midnight on Friday, Sept. 28th! Fifteen Fu-fanatics to choose from - pick your favorite and show your support! LOVELYBRWNQUEEN CHELLEBELLE CHRISSIE MANDY NEW MOON DARKWOLF832 2SWEET4YOU BUNKI LIKKI KRISTIN DRKREFLECTIONS JUST-A-GIRL
Petals Of The White Rose
Dreaming by the morning moon protected in a tight cocoon so pale in the gloom Petals of the white rose Stretching at the sun light smiles reflecting on its dew drop tiles a glow that's seen for miles The waking of the white rose Delicate as the summer breeze pearly white of royal genes a queen within the garden green the blooming of the white rose Soft as love you give it when hearts should touch a frail friend before the gift of life might end The message of the white rose As we cry these tender woes and say goodbye to them we know they'll fly wherever spirits go On petals of a soft white rose.
Last Night
Brits
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the membe
Movies
This movie was a knockdown, in your face kind of ride. Violence is a major factor in this one boys and girls. If'n yura fan of Steve Austin or not, yur gonna like'm in this flick. Get it, watch it, rate it..... I'll give it a 10/10......Loved the way the too violent material was only heard by us and seen by the actors.
Uuuuhhhhhgggg
WELL I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HERE IN FUBAR LAND ARE JUST TIRED BUT I AM AND I THINK I WANT A DIVORCE FROM MY HUSBAND! HE IGNORES ME N TREATS ME LIKE CRAP,HE SLEEPS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WE NEVER HAVE SEX!!!!!! I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT RELASHONSHIP!!!! I'M 29 HE'S 40 AND I AM JUST NOT HAPPY ANY MORE AND I WANT OUT!!!!!!!!WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR ALMOST 9YRS. AND I FEEL LONELY AND UNHAPPY ALL THE TIME.ALL I WANT IS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR,MY PRINCE!! I HAD HIM ONCE,HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WAS (AND STILL AM)SOO IN LOVE WITH HIM I CANT GET HIM OUT OF MY MIND.DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE MY HUSBAND BUT A PERSON CAN ONLY GIVE SOO MUCHOF THEMSELVES WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR SO LONG!!! LOVE ISNT SUPPOSED TO HURT!!!! IS IT????
How Freaky Are You In Bed..... I Got A 63
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-
Welcome
hey all im magrat just getting to grips with this new site i love it already add me if ya like once ive found my way round ill get adding and chatting xx
Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To ta
Poem To Mom
Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control
Love And/or Sex ?
Can somebody have Sex without Love Them? I would Say yes,because you can separate love/sex. What do you think? Thomas
Everyday Stuff
i just want to sy thank you to everyone that left me a birthday comment or a birthday wish or a birthday gift up on here. it was and still is really appreciated. hope you have a great day... i know mine was! thanks!
Long Over Due
Let me start by saying that the past few days have brought about some rather surprising events. Some that I am really happy with. I have realized that in the past I have let someone else influence my actions towards others based on how that someone felt about them. And I have realized that friends are so much nicer to have than enemies. I would like to take this opportunity to offer a public apology from me to the GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY. I cannot offer an apology from the entire Patriotic Family. Only myself. I do not expect everyone in the GIT-R-DONE Family to be able to forgive and forget but I will admit when I am wrong. And I was wrong. Thank you Hitman6 and BigDawg69 for taking the time to listen and giving me the opportunity to try to right some of the wrongs done by me. It really means a lot. GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY YOU ROCK!!!! ‡±Freedom Isnt Free ±‡@ fubar
For The Ladies
From season one of the Shield (FX) As Assistant Chief of Police Ben Gilroy explains to Detective Vic Mackey why he's cheating on and planning on leaving his wife of twenty years, he strains for words. "The heart wants what the heart wants, Vic," Ben says. But old cynical Vic cuts to the chase, diagnosing his old buddy's real problem. "The heart wants what the DICK WANTS." LOL... disclaimer: this is in no way a vote of approval of cheating or divorce...just an attempt to brighten your Friday, and maybe help the ladies to see through a player....
Sex
THIS SEX, IS SEX, HOW SEX, U SEX, KEEP SEX, A SEX, DUMB SEX, ASS SEX, BUSY SEX, 4 SEX, 20 SECONDS. NOW REREAD IT WITHOUT THE WORD SEX! LMAO SORRY COULDN'T RESIST.....LMAO
Help A Girl Out!
My girlfriend is in a contest and I'm trying to get all my friends to help her out. 1 rate=10 points and 1 comment=1 point. Please please please go rate her and comment or even bomb for me! Here's the link to her blog that tells you what to do! Thanks bunches! http://fubar.com/blog/131575/532201
Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.
She's One Of My Really Big True Friends
Can yu please help my friend julie to level-up ? she'll surely return yur love Thank you so much
Newibe
hi ya guys iam very new to this site so bear with me while i get used to it and then ill be putting loads of new stuff up on here so stay tuned.x

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