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Fed Up!
well, i am faced with a dilemna of "to voice my opinion or not to!" thought a long time bout it and feel as tho i have no other choice but to say something, i am sick of how people swear they know something and snoop behind your back to try and get certain information...but come back with all the wrong information! making something outta nothin, causing drama and all that comes with it...when in the end they are the ones to blame for everything collapsing around them! but yet so quick to point the finger at you and NEVER take responsibility for their own actions. if i made a mistake i will 100% own up to it...but for those ppl who make em all the damn time and never own up to their idiocy, that will be their downfall as a human being! so, whenever you wanna make an accusation, make sure you come with the shit to back it up and can stand behind what you accuse someone of 100%, otherwise, you LOSE!!!!!
Nsfw?
I don't understand. I have photos up which I know to list as NSFW, they show a lot of cleavage. It is interesting the range of what people consider NSFW. I put photos up today which show me from behind, CLOTHED, and someone listed them as NSFW to which I get a lecture message from Fubar. I wouldn't want to get someone in trouble, though I don't see how being on fubar at work at ALL won't get someone fired ;) Is a fully clothed picture from behind really NSFW? OPINIONS!
Help Me Get New Ink!
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Boneyard
Come help Mr.D get his last 6,000 comments so he can have his first happy hour. click the pic below and leave as many comments as you can this morning please.
Jerk
ya know some of you guys must think us girls are pretty damn stupid. that you can just fuck us over use us and lie to us and we not ever find out. ha bull fucking shit. don't ever under estimate the power or wisdom of a woman. we can kick your sorry ass better than an guy ever can. so don`t plan on using,lying,cheating, or abusing a girl unless you plan on wanting that in return. what goes around comes around. and when it comes back to you its going to be 10 x`s as bad. so the next time you have a girlfriend and want to fuck around on her, make sure i`m not the gf your fucking around on. because things have ways of getting back to someone even if you think you have covered your ass. and a guy like that (you) never gets a second chance nor does he deserve a second chance with what he had. hope it was fucking worth it asshole.
Masturbating
Moving Home Yay
ok so i been home sick as hell i was born here in nashvill and raised in michigan i moved here in may and just dont like it here i gave it a shot and it didnt work so now i am packing all my stuff back up and moving home i will be leaving here the 4th i get my house back thank god lol and im so excited i will not be on much i have alot to get done not easy to pack a whole house up so i want to take my time and do it right not leaving my stuff here and so it will be easy for me to unpack when i get home im so excited i love you guys and as soon as i get there i will unpack and hopefully get back to normal i miss everyone and am verry sorry i havnt talked much just been so buisy but i swear ill be back to me soon muah
Hot
Willa Ford Nude Scene - The most amazing bloopers are here
Lilrosey's Blog
Hi just wanted to let everyone know i am new to fubar. It looks like it could be fun. Hope to make lots of friends. You can also contact me @ firerose1970@yahoo.com
Contentment
Our love is like a river, ever flowing without end. You are everything to me, a lover, and best friend. You drifted into my life, as on a warm summer breeze. You give my life contentment, put my heart and mind at ease. My searching days were over, the day that I met you. You made my life complete, with a love that is so true. I wonder if you know, or if you’ll ever see How you have fulfilled my life, and completely completed me. I love you Michelle, Michael
"i Am Hiv"
I was born in Africa, nobody is sure exactly when, but there is proof that I have been around since 1959. Some scientist say that I have been around since the 1900's and a group of evolutionary infectious disease scientist at the University of Arizona think that I made the jump from primates to humans almost 600,000 years ago. At any rate, I moved to North America and Europe sometime during the free love and drug abuse of the sixties, though nobody really noticed me until 1976 - 77. I blew up in the 1980's and have since traveled the world, making myself at home in each and every country of the globe. My name is HIV, Human Immunodeficiency Virus. 'Human' comes from the fact that I only infect humans (some scientist say that I can infect Chimpanzees). I have cousins, SIV (Simian Immunodeficiency Virus) and FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus), among others in the Lentivirus family. 'Immunodeficiency' can be a bit of a mouthful. Basically, your immune system is made up of many kinds o
Amazing Friend
Well not to good at this kind of thing but gonna giv it a shot.. Ive found one of the greatest persons in the world.. She alaways makes me feel comfortable when im talking with her.. I can feel at ease being myself with her. Shes alaways got a kind word and alaways willing to listen. I love her personiaity snd sense of humor. And most of all her kind heart.. Ijust wanted to let her know how special she has become to me. Ill alaways be here for her no matter what. Thank you STARFIRE for being such an awesome friend your the best. love ya.. LifehouseYou And MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Reached Daily Limit
ive reached the daily limit to rate people on this level if u could help we would apperciate it we will return the love n rates thanks
Life Part 4
I am a bit tired. Woke up at 6:30 this morning after not sleeping well all night. My neck seems to be bothering me again. I felt the pain all night which isn't good. Time to make another doctor appointment and maybe this time he will set me up with physical therapy? I miss my love so much. It feels like days since we have chatted. He is traveling now so it will be another day at least before we can talk. Sms is nice but online seeing him is better! ;) Anthony has his drivers permit test this afternoon. I sure hope he passes it. Otherwise, he has to wait a week before he can try again. Then, he does one driving lesson with a company and then he can start driving with me and Peter....oh boy! I remember how scary it was the first time I had Ashton get on the freeway! I hope he is a good driver and cautious! I have a lot of work to get done. Sales tax and stuff. I will be working all day. Kiss Martin, love you! Kiss and hugs! ~ciao~
Everyday
Everyday, I always think of you. Do you, too? My head swells with memories of you. But do thoughts of me even pass your mind? Would it even occur to you to wonder? Two hundred and fifty kilometers apart yet we’re aware what happens in both our lives. We share messages of when, what and where. But always leaving out the why and how. When there’s a great distance between us it seems that our minds are connecting. When we’re near each other in a crowd it’s as if we’ve never exchanged thoughts. If it’s just the two of us in the same room would we just stare at each others’ eyes, never utter a single word while waiting… just waiting.. for something to happen?
Hpnotized Lounge
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I'm A Dj !!!!! Whooot
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
Cherry...
Oy! So, I join this crazy site. I'm diggin the hell outta it. Lotsa beauties out there! It's fuggin' addictive! So far, 90% of the people 'ave been great. There's only one who was a bit of a Myleene....ehh well! Fuggem roight? There are others however that've been nothing but sweets!! They're cool as hell!! Anyway....there'll be more to cum later! Out.
10/24/07
come rock out with me in Charmed Visions. I play all genres and all requests
Master
One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. Make her take her shoes off every day as soon as she enters your house. A beaut
Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!
Christmas Approaches
CONTACT AT :WWW.MYSPACE.COMFLIPPER689 CHRISTMAS APPROACHES Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping HI MY NAME IS KRIS AS YOU ALL KNOW ME AND MY FIANCE HAVE STARTED A BUISNESS TOGETHER NOW GUYS ON MY PAGE THIS MAY SOUND GAY BUT IF YOU READ THE REST ILL BET YA YOUR ABOUT AS EXCITED AS A WOMAN WOULD BE IF SHE READ THIS. NOW MEN LETS START STRAIGHT OFF THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO SAY I LOVE YA I MESSED UP OR SUPRISE THEN WIT A PIECE OF JEWLERY SO ON MY PAGE AS WELL AS MY FIANCE JENNIFER HAS A LISTING OF ALL THE JEWLERY AND PRICES AND MEN MY WOMAN WORKS BIG DISCOUNTS FOR MEN... GET HER XMAS GIFT BDAY GIFT OR LATE ANIVERSARY GIFT FROM ME ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WILD.. NOW THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO BUY FROM ME ONE WOULD BE DROP A MESSAGE TO ME OR MY GF ON MYSPACE INQUIRING BOUT IT OR GOT DIRECTLY TO OUR SIT NAME MY LIA SOPHIA....ANOTHER AND MOST CONVIENENT WOULD BE TO ACTUALLY THROW A PARTY YOU CALL COUPLE FRIENDS HAVE ALOTTA FUN YOU ONLY PAY FOR FOOD WE BRING ENTIRE SHOW TO YOUR HOUSE FOR
Rate This And Bomb If You Can
plzzzzzzz bomb and rate this it will help sugar a lot thank you
Santana
1st Verse Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell, It was love from above, that could save me from hell, She had fire in her soul it was easy to see, how the devil himself could be pulled out of me, There were drums in the air as she started to dance, Every soul in the room keeping time with there hands, And we sang… (Chorus) Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And the voices rang like the angels sing, And singing… Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And we danced on into the night, Ay oh ay oh, Ay oh ay oh, And we danced on into the night, 2nd Verse Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place, You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces, we was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes, No room left to move in between you and I, We forgot where we were and we lost track of time, And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night, And we sang… (Chorus) Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay, And the voices rang like the angels sing, And singing… Ay oh ay oh ay oh ay
Panther
hey yall i am in love with a great manhe is so good to me and treats my like a princess and i love that to but he is there for me when i need him and he is my life and my world i love him with my heart and mind and body and soul
Videos
Stroke Of Good Luck
Ok, yall that know me enough know my car has been giving me issues. had it to the Cardealer like 3 times in the past 6 months for the same issues-over heating repeatedly and transmission jumpin hard.I have been chewin my fingers off worrying.....transmissions are not cheap, and for an 05 monte carlo*sighs* i was freaking. Finally today i get it back to the shop, ready to chew up one of the technicians if they come and tell me they cant find anything wrong.After 3 hrs of waiting, the guy comes out to tell me it is throwing a code...FINALLY!!!! they know whats wrong... thermostat is sticking....waterpump and some seal or something internally in the transmission.(:()OMFG!! he was like its all covered on ur warranty 0 deductible...(:O went my face) i about shit! AAAAAAAAAAND! AND!he got a rental car authorized(no charge to me)(:O)for me to use til tomorrow when my car should be done:) WOOP WOOP!!! funny part is, i been harassin a very good friend of mine about his "shoebox"....heh well..
Can You Read
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Xbox 360
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!
Shoutbox
Iam disabling my shoutbox as of now for a little while. If you need or want to reach me you'll have to click this pic and chat with me through comments. I have almost 2000 friends and noone with time to help but everyone wants to chat so I figured this is a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone.Hate doin' it this way but hey, Whatever works. Lucy
Now What?
Just thought id get a bit off my chest here. I moved into my new place and I absolotly love it! Except one thing, I live off a salary of 7.00 an hour, I never get to do anything fun. On top of that, my roof is now leaking. Im just really stressed about money, blah blah blah and I needed to get that off my chest. Although im still stressed. Ill be good though, I have the most amazing friends and the best boyfriend ever to get me though the hard times!
Description Of A Soldier
Description of a Soldier Excerpts from an email sent by a soldier’s mother: The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you;
" Mom Helen Had Her Sugery "
WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING SOME WHERE ELSE . THINKING ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN . AND THOUGHTS SPINNING AROUND IN MY HEAD , ITS BEEN SO HARD TO THINK KNOWING TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY . AND I'M THERE WITH HIM IN SPIRIT , PLEASE KEEP KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS . TY SO MUCH , I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED LOVE YOU'S ALL FROM KAGE AND I CHERIE AKA BREW . BLESSED BE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Friends
why we need friends, Life is full of choices sometimes we make the wrong choice. as we grow older from say 11 to 13 is when we start to make most of the wrong choices, we don't have the insight that our parents have, we think we know everything and we become followers, not leaders. now when we hit 14 is when we know everything and our friends make wrong choices and what do we do?? we follow them hahaha. but in light of it all we see the chance to change things, we get a little older and now we have jobs, now is the time to decide what we want in our life, you got it, friends. now I don't know about you but in real life I have 3 true friends that I can call at any givin moment and would be here asap, they were there when my mother past away, so before you piss off a friend, make sure they are the ones you dont want around.
Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Let's Give It Up For The People!
Here's my stats... Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 687 members leveled up during your happy hour: Thankyou for everyone that rated my things, added or fanned me... Thankyou to all the levelers... You guys are Super-fantasic, Calafragilistic, and Boombastic! Thankyou I love you all so so very much, and yes I Godfathered!
Should Guys Wear Makeup??
I have heard it looks hot!....Personally I don't believe that it does!.....Gotta have a few things to seperate men from women.....lol
Feelings
Confusion Frustration Anger Hurt To name just a few Helplessness The need to scream You wonder why Enlightenment Frustration yet again Hope Hope taken away Tears Guilt You wonder why Unanswered questions Broken hearted
Contest Ends In 2 Days
Hi all, This contest is over in less then 6 hours. I hope if you have time you can rate my pic, add a comment or two, share it, etc. I will return the favor when ever you need me. Thanks to everyone who all ready helped out. JC PS Just click on my pic
Punky Needs Help
I entered a Halloween contest to win a blast and I really need some help from my amazing friends. All im asking is to just drop some comments for me, I really need as much help as I can get. Im up against some serious bombers and I really don’t want to lose : ( Heres the cool part: if you can drop 500 comments, ill make you a salute picture. And if you can do 1500 comments, ill do a special t shirt salute just for you. Just email me when you finish the comments, and youll get the salute. I really need help, so repost this also : ) Heres the picture: and heres my link for when you finish the comments: Punky@ fubar (repost of original by 'Punky' on '2007-10-23 19:07:41')
Coming Home To La!
Hola hombrez, I finally come home to LA on the 30th of this month, who is around and what are we getting up to? ;)
Wednesday
well, here it is wednesday the 24th and i'm here stuck in the house again. you see, my car broke down 2 weeks ago and its still messed up. won't get it out til the first of november. lost my job because of it. so, now i'm unemployed and carless. go figure! lol. o well, everything will turn out ok. might be moving in a week or so to tyler anyway. more jobs available there. well, guess that's it. never wrote a blog b4. hope i did it ok. lol see ya!
Oi Vay!
Ya need some geshtook in yer gadeera!!??.....lol
Mercurial Quickness
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S
Holy Hell ((losts Of Cussing ))
When you know that someone that lives in your house will you put a gawd damned toad this big in a bucket for them to come across?? Someone put this huge fucking thing in a bucket in front of my washing machine. Talk about having a fucking panic attack ?? My chest is still hurting and i have tears rolling down my face. I hope I killed it seriously yeah some of you might have a problem with me saying that but your brothers didn't hold you down on more than one occasion and put them all over you and in your mouth. You didn't get slipped acid and see these around you and they were trying to kill you. I hate frogs and toads equal. Yes I hope I killed the mother fucker I slung not only it but the bucket across the street and the klunking sound as it hit the pavement was almost rejoiceful. I had ot have my son with me walking with him get the bucket I couldn't look at it. And no I did not kill it it just went on a SPEEDY flight 20 yards away but damn it i do not l
Random
just felt like sayin whats on my mind and i really dont give a shit what anyone has to say in reaction . if you get offended ohwell, if you find some sort or relation to it good 4 u press on. latly i have felt like alot of what people say and do is based on acts of false intention , personal gain in mind even if at a distance. maybe its just me, who knows who cares! i am human i am an opportunist . if i c it i take it by whatever means necessary, as long as its the better more progressive decision .then u got fake ass individuals who c u movin up or doin somthin and all the sudden your someone to have interest in . fuck it its all good tho jump on if u start 2 pull me back im kickin ur ass on down the road, kick rocks! bottom line dont decide to have interest in a person for any other reason then u just have interest and want to actually know em. and dont worry about whats to be gained just let shit happen! if youve actually read all that, good shit, hope you might have gotten somthin
I Don't Know How I'm Supposed To Feel
I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel Or what I’m supposed to say You treat me so badly Why do you treat me this way? You yell at me and cuss me There really isn’t a reason You talk to me like crap You make my life no fun I don’t understand what I did Where is the love you have for me? You say you love me with all your heart This is what I don’t see How you can treat me this way Like you don’t even care I did nothing wrong But pain is all I bear I can’t take it anymore I am so sick of living like this You are a control freak You aren’t the one I want to kiss You talk to me like I’m not even a person I have feelings too I am always sad and upset My feelings have been destroyed by you I don’t understand why you do this to me Do you get happy watching me cry? This I don’t understand And I ask “Why?” You have no answer for why You think its ok to treat me this way It isn’t as bad as six years before But I am sick of living this way My heart f
Strip Club
Lounges
Hey everybody. I am a member of a group called The M&M Nation. There is also a lounge for the group. We are currently having a contest to see who can get the most friends to join. If you win, you get a blast or a VIP. I would really like to win but I need all of you guys to help me out. If you go into the lounge and become a member...tell ladye that i sent you and that will count towards mine. I will post the link here so it is easier for you to find. If for some reason it doesnt work, just go into my profile and click on my lounges and you will find it there. thanks everybody. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51016
Love
I dont understand how come its hard to find a girl who will let me nussle her neck and kiss her starting from her neck to the places unknown why cant i find her, do i have to be alone?It sounds like a simple question,not one hard to master,well then explain why my relationships have been such disaster.Somone to hold in the darkest of night and somone to hold by morning light,I guess im looking for the woman who can make things right,untill then i guess ill be left alone stuck in the dark all alone with a missing piece of heart. [written and created by ny emotions]feel free to comment.
Feelings
Crumbled papers Of poems about you Written with words That will never come true Written in ink That will never fade away The hopeful words I wish I could say Hands still shaking As I continue to write Scribbled letters Of black and white Eager to tell you How I feel Wishing I could prove My feelings are real
Prays For All In Calif
PRAY FOR ALL IN IN CALIF THAT LOST THEIR HOMES AND MANY HAD TO BE EVACUATED . THANK YOU CHERIE & KAGE FOR MY SIS KARLIEGRL AND MANY FROM HERE THAT LIVE IN CALIF .
Breast Cancer Awarness And Holiday Items
1. Check out my Breast Cancer Awarness Special that ends on October 31, 2007!!! For each collection purchased by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation for the Susan G. Komen Foundation and the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation!! Click on my website link! Go to "Shop Online" then to "Just for her" and click on the "Breast Cancer Awarness" Icon at the top on the left side!!! 2. We just got in these wonderful new items for the Holiday season!! Are you looking for a Stripper Pole to spice up your bedroom, then check out my website! We also have other new wonderful products for the Holiday season! Go to "Shop Online" and click on "Holiday Specials"! 3. Host a party I have great incentives for you as well!!!! Host a party for a fun evening of a girls night in, bachelorette party, bridal shower, birthday party and more party options!! Also would do a Bar night show, if you are a bar owner ask me for details! 4. Become a Co
Birthday Love
Happy Birthday to ~Boo~, show her some love! Boo ???@ fubar
Y Me 2
->tkr1999: um wtf .. piss off how the fuk do u have sex wiff a keyboard n a screen u pillock!!!!! tkr1999: what you want sex hun? then i get told ....tkr1999: FU@# YOU AND ADD ME TO YOUR BLOCK LIST
Mean Moms
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children a
Naughty Application
Your name: Age: 1.Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. Lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5. Would you take a shower with me? 6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7. Would you leave after or stay the night? 8. Do you like cuddling afterward? 9. Condom or Skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11. Would you kiss me during sex? 12. Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14. Can I use you as a booty call? 15. Can we take pictures of the act? 16. How long would we have sex? 17. Would you tell your friends about me? 18. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? See how many people send this back to you! Even if you have a bf / gf. Repost this! Title it "naughty application...."
My Contest Blog
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ βÁ⧤Ä.k.ĤMŹ ¥ÜMM¥ FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for being the l
Help Me Win A Vip
hey everyone if you want to help me win a vip come join m&m nation they are holding a contest for the person that gets the most peopl to join they will get a vip or a blast so plz come help me here is the site just follow the rules and help me out http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51016
A Letter To Me.
This letter was left for me on my MSN page. I have been getting letters from this person for awhile now and I have no idea why. I do not know who this person is or what I did to them to make them so mad at me. I try to be nice to people and I have always thought I treated people nicely. This one really hurt me though. I just wish I knew who this person was so I could find out what I did to them. I really didn't think I was that bad of a person. I thought I always treated people good and tried to make them feel loved, I just don't know what to do anymore. Here is what they wrote: I see you are still around. I don’t know why you think that anyone cares about you or how you feel. You are just a waste of human flesh and we are tired of hearing about your problems and how much pain you are in. If things are so bad just do everyone a favor and kill yourself. You will always be alone, and obviously no one wants to be with you. Just do the world a favor and disappear or die!!! No woma
3400 To Level..its Her Birthday
Show her some birthday love. Boo ???@ fubar
Lyrics I Like...
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me I’ve known you just a week or two But baby I’m so into you I can hardly breathe And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss You’re so cool If I’m dreaming please don’t wake me up ’cause baby I can’t get enough of what you do And I’m in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I can’t believe That this is real The way I feel Baby I’ve gone head over heels And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally att
All Work And No Play...
ive been single a year.ive met a couple of cool people,but no one real.not that ive been looking 'real hard',but i get lonely sometimes in between working full time and touring.somethings gotta give...or ill sell my 'pretty' parts on e-bay!lol'metal gets hot when you rub it'.
Contest
im in a contest i have never been in one before so i need all the help i can get any help would be greatly appriciated. please help and thank you .
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th
A Little Too Strange
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him
George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s
Need Ideas For Backgrounds
Southern California Fires!!
ok well...i just moved out of California...most of you know this..to Wyoming to be with the man of my dreams but I just found out that my mom and little brother have had to be evacuated due to the wild fires in Running Springs, CA. She's not sure if her house is still there or not and has no way of knowing just yet but pretty much all of the small town of Running Springs is destroyed. If you can, please keep them in your thoughts and prayers during this devastating time along with all of the other families in the nearby communities. I'm worried as hell and feel helpless because now I'm so far away. All i can do is hope and pray that everything turns out fine and that the evacuations were only precautionary measures that had to be taken...but as of this morning the fire that caused all this had still been 0% contained. Anyway..not much more to say than that...just has been weighing on my heart and i thought i would share..:) ~AMber~
The Best Of Late Night.....
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, “Don’t tell me they lost your luggage.”" -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn’t tell by looking at their faces, but they were." -
Just My Opinions And Feelings
No longer will i freely give things out because im tired of it coming back to bite me in the ass if you want my friendship from now on you earn it no gifts unless you earn them, no anything unless you earn them. im tired of fanning, rating, adding people that i try to get to know but when i try to do so they ignore me therefor throwing what friendship i offered back in my face and i can see clearly they are online they update there status 4-7 times and i mean thats usually a clue hey they are online or they update there stash hey your online i will speak to you and when i try no they dont wanna speak. and another thing i cannot stand is someone that is gonna use my friendship just to increase there ratings so thats why from now on you can earn shit!!!! plain and fucking simple you got a problem with it complain to your peers or reach me at 1-800-fuck-your-opinions....
Sensual Fun
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?
Listen Up Now!!
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventuall
Addicted
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from here...so I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!
Nice Guy Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
Future
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind
Amethyst Dragon
In the war between good and evil, an Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality. When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos. As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breath from its body. During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done. Amethyst Dragon Dragon Description: The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep. Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe-inspiring sight to see one in its true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. Its scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect. Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally
Damn!!!!
Don't you hate it when your day turns out like crap. Then things really look up that evening. Something you needed to get done comes together for you. Then on your way home from one of the great things, BAMMM, you hit a fucking deer. Smashes your windshield, rips off your side mirror, dents your finder in the front and puts a huge dent in your rear panel too. Its been one of those days today.
Brush With Ignorance
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.
Headed 2 The Lbc Boo Bash In Chicago This Weekend!!
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: PartytimeBBW@yahoo.com Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434
Sittin Here
Here I sit wondering what you’re doing. Here I sit wondering how you slept. Here I sit wondering if you’re missing me like I miss you. Here I sit day dreaming what your doing today. Here I sit all alone wanting to talk to you hoping you hear me. Here I sit hoping you open your eyes realizing I’m not there and thinking of me sitting here thinking of you. Here I sit longing to touch you, touch you the way you touch me. Here I sit alone at my desk hoping you are awaken by my thoughts of you. You are all I think of morning, noon and night. I think of you, I just hope you're thinking of me to.
Asking For Every1 To Help
IF YOU CAN COME HELP ME BOMB AND RATE AND THROW A FEW COMMENTS WOULD BE A HELP JUST CLICK PICTURE BELOW--MUCH LOVE
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
Need Some Nighthawk Luv Here!
we are down by about 800 or more points
My Photos...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/Black_N_Tainted_Kisses/ Enjoy!!!
Show Him Some Love
COME BY AND SHOW THIS AWESOME FRIEND SOME LOVE HE HAS BEEN EXTREMELY AWESOME TO EVERYONE I KNOW AND RAM TY SO MUCH FOR THE BLAST AND FOR THE VIP HUN UR THE BEST ~~ramrodro~~**Contest Bombers**@ fubar
My Videos
Music Video:SWEET CHILD O' MINE (by Guns N' Roses)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com
My Los And Lettes
to all my lo and lette homies from salem this is to let you all know that this lette has had her baby! He was born on the 16 of september and im sorry to all that wanted to be there and werent it was just my biological fam there and i had him in silverton if i would of had him in salem yall would have been able to come hell most of you would have been takin me to the hospital sorry and i love you all!!!
To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "
I'm Sorry
I've been there done that and shed to many tears over it it sucks thought you all might like it. got this from cassie thanks your a sweetie I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at
~erotica~ Bound
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw
Birthday Greetings!
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!
Aunt Of Twins
A couple of weeks ago we found out my brother and his wife is having a baby. They've been married for 5 years now. This is their first baby. Then to top things off we found out the next day. That they are not only going to have a baby but they are having twins! This is the first set of twins in my family for as long as we can remember. Leave it up to my brother to out due the rest of the family lol. The babies are due the end of May or start of June. So, that means I'm going to be the proud aunt of 5 by my 26th birthday :D
Life
Whoever came up with the phrase "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" needs to try making it themselves because chances are they NEVER did, they just came up with the stupid saying. and you can't just make lemonade with lemons you have to add other things, to make it better so the person just needs to come up with a different saying THEN make sure it makes sense. The reason im rambeling about this is because sometimes i get overwhelmed with stuff and thats whats happening now. I also didn't exactly KNOW what to talk about so i just started making crap up because sometimes THAT is how I ROLL. lol ok im not making sense anymore so i'll just warn you now..THAT IS NORMAL. :P Thats it for today. XOXO Scandal Lass
Big Contest
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Halloween Party Weekend
So Sillie...
so there's this guy (i know, typical)..and he's a nice guy, has a good job, great kids, bla bla bla..appears to be normal.... ..all this time i thought he was married, so i never gave him another thought..then?..i find out he is divorced...HUH???..wow.... ..sooooo?..i start talkin to him and getting to know him a little better and geeezz...what a waste of time.... ..goes to show that things aren't really what they appear to be...
The Beauty Of A Shared Night
In the Clear Night Sky I look High above me Seeing the Pale Moon and Stars Knowing that you see then too Even though we're miles apart I take comfort in knowing That there is at least one thing That we both Share Each Night And this is the Night Sky The many Stars shining like Diamonds sounding the Pale Bright Moon In the Clear Sky high above I close my eyes, tilting my face high As a soft smile crosses my tender lips Knowing that in this we Share The Pure Beauty of the Night Quietly I start to sing my song Wishing that my voices is carried to your ears As my words are swept away with the wind So that you could hear my Nightly Song Wrote 10~24~2007
10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe
Unraveling Hate Mail
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w
My Birthday
thank you to all who sent me birthday wishes. i have been been away for a while i will get back to you when i can i know some are for the points some are for the friends i won't forget i am very limited on time thanks again with love sixxkitten!
Something Im Working On
I'm working on called 'One Night'. 'It was her ro-workers birthday---she was going to the party; she thought it unusual for a party to start at midnight. Just her and the girls from work having a sleepover. What she didn't realize was what was in store for her. ' Thats all i havr right now ill finish it and put the whole story up in the next few days (as soon as i figure out what will happen). tired, still a bit sick, goodnight all
My Heart
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
Court...
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
Dreams!!!!!!
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.
Counting Down The Days Until He Comes Home
it's almost 1am....i have to be up in 6 hours and i haven't taken my shower yet. i'll be back on tomorrow lol if i'm coherent enough. Jenn
Thoughts
Why do people you consider friends do a complete about-face for no apparent reason? They claim to have feelings for you then suddenly stop talking, won't even take a message from you or give you any kind of explanation as to why. It hurts and pisses me off at the same time. It adds stress, when I don't really need more. Between work and school I barely have time to breathe. Anyone have ways of dealing with similar situation?
Some Weird Facts.....lol
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
Wifey Material
WHY DO PEOPLE FALL FOR YOU? :::: And your result is.... :::: YOU ARE THAT WiFEY MATERiAL :::: YOU ARE EVERYTHiNG THAT SOMEONE COULD ASK FOR. YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, WHEN TO BE SERiOUS & WHEN TO BE FUNNY. YOU PUT THEM FiRST & ALWAYS MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE WiTH THEM. YOU ARE FAiTHFUL, AND ARE A LOVER. YOU ARE THAT TRUE WiFEY MATERiAL, AND ANYONE WHO iS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET YOU, BETTER KEEP YOU!
Bitter
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies
My Beloved California
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY...SAY A PRAYER AND GOD BLESS.....dubbed "California's Worst Firestorm"Pictures speak a thousand words>
Venting
Well today was a really fucked up day at work....I've been at my job for about 5 months and been low man on the toem pole which is understandable except for the fact that some stupid little wetback who's only been there like 3 days is now further up the totem pole but i guess that's what happens when everyone in charge is a mexican....can anyone say reverse racism....let me know what you think and any advice to help me get through my workdays
♥ People Who Levelled ♥
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REGULAR PIMPOUT BULLITENS THIS IS JUST FOR ONES WHO LEVELLED AND WILLING TO DO A LITTLE EXTRA ON A VOLENTEER BASIS.. THIS IS ONLY MY IDEA AND NO ONE HAS TO DO IT..ID JUST LIKE TO KNO UR THOUGHTS ON IT..... CLUB FAR THIS IS A SUGESTION A IDEA OF LOVE ONLY... ITS UP TO YOU JUST A IDEA I HAD TO SHOW REAL LOVE. SO M,ANY HAVE MADE G-F-OR G-M.OR JUST LEVELLED UP! WHAT ABOUT IF WHEN A PERSON LEVELES UP THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON BLOG. THEN WE GET SAY 5 TOGETHER AND GO LEVEL A PERSON WHO HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ???WITH 5 OR MORE IT WOULDNT TAKE LONG...AND THAT WAY YOU COULD SHOW YOUR LUV BACK. IF WE DID IT ONLY ONCE A MONTH JUST THINK ?? THIS DOSENT COUNT THE ONES MOLLY AND I DO ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE LONG WAY TO GO... AS I SAID THIS IS JUST MY IDEA AND JUST WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF IT..AND WHO WOULD BE WILLING ? THATS ALL..KNO YOUR ALL LOVED NO MATTER WHAT. LUNA FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NAME TO HELP... OR
My Best Friend And More.....
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful woman on here....she is my best friend in the world....she is sweet and kind and warm and generous and sexy and hot and beautiful and intelligent and passionate and thoughtful and thought provoking and considerate and loves me for who I am and lets me love her in return. In short....she just may be my soul mate (if such a thing exists). Maybe fate brought us together...maybe the stars aligned just so. Life comes at ya fast...(I think I heard that in a movie once). hehe If you find someone as special as Cassie...hold onto her or him. Take the good with the bad, and you just may be surprised by just how good of a chance encounter you have made. If there's a ghost of a chance, a true friend will find you. I love you Cassie Doll....you blow me away....more with every passing day. Lean on me when you need to...I can hold you just fine. Muah! baby.
I Got A 59
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
I Got A 56
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
Dragons
The Spirit of a Dragon is wild & free, Not like you & me! The Spirit of a Dragon flies wild in the Heavens, Not in the Sea! The Spirit of a Dragon flies high in the clouds, Fast & fancy free! The Spirit of a Dragon is so new to me, So free I am to be me!!
Goodbye
Sometimes, making up is easier than breaking up we believe if we just fake it enough we can trick ourselves into believing that we're still in love but in our hearts we know that it's inevitable though it's hard to let you go I know I must sometimes memories just ain't enough sometimes you outgrow the ones you love sometimes it's none of the above it's just the fact that people change no one's to blame there ain't nothing that stays the same so we sit around and cry because neither one of us want to be the first to say Goodbye Sometimes giving second chances Is easier than dealing with the fact that Once the trust is gone you can never get it back But your holding on because you're afraid of being alone So here you are holding on to something that's already gone And don’t act like it’s the first time you've heard it in this song Cause your heart done told you all along If your momma done showed you right from wrong No thing should hol
Never Again
Things will never be again, will they? Turn around and do it over but it won't be the same. It can never be done twice. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much effort is put in, you always end up with what you had when you started. So what comes next? Nothing! All you can do is nothing. Never should've wanted it in the beginning. Let it go!!!!!! It's like life, you just let it go!
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
The Daily Pearl ~ "la Word De Jour"
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".
Lame Surveys
RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER...CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!! 1.How long do you spend in the shower? 9 minutes, 49 seconds, 38 milliseconds 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Jock strap 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Words written in cum. 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Striped leotards 5. Whats another word for blemish? big fucking red spot on the face 6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave? Anything I make 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.? Oprah 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.? Wants to test the "hot dog in a hallway" theory. 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps Oprah 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Urine test. 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Masturbating in apple pie. safe sex ftw 12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? "Get your ass home, bitch, and make
Poetry
WAITING... Waiting for your touch, Waiting for your kiss, Waiting for your breath upon my skin, Waiting for feel you inside me where you belong, Waiting for my dreams, Waiting for my lover, Waiting for you, Waiting....
Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi
What Kinda Monster Are You
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a
Need Your Opinion!
Hey Guys: We need help with an article. Need a list of famous bi-racial people and thier background. We already know Tiger Woods (Asian-Black) or Christian Aguilera (White-Hispanic), etc... I know there are a lot of famous people of mixed heritage but we're curious on who you can think of. There is a end reason why we want to know this, but it's a suprise, some smart people may have already figured it out. Sincerely, Chocolate Cheesecake (Writing Staff) also part of the Trinity if it matters to you.
Women..
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha
Gone For A While..
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele
Mumms
ok so i always used to come on fubar to hang out in the mumms...turns out that they changed them so noone posts them anymore....i just love commenting and reading the comments...anyone else upset about this?!!!! its almost like i have nothing to do on fubar anymore because there is only 1 mumm per hour..if that..ugh sooo annoyed.
My Mischiefs
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.
I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w
"hands On Hips"
Why? Why...do people judge someone? What is the purpose of judging someone, you don't even know? How can a person get to know another person if they judge that person before they get to know them? YES, I am a plus sized woman...I have more of me to love, and yet i'm looked down upon because i'm not a skinny, boney looking, sickly thin person, who thinks it's a sin to eat food. I'm a southern Belle through and through, I talk southern (because i am), I even cook southern, (because it tastes Good), I may have extra to love, so what? Why is that so bad? Why is it so difficult for a guy to see me on the inside and want to get to know me? Society had viewed us as obsese, overweight, and just plain fat...But why is it society's problem to tell us what we already know? Did we forget we got more of us to love? Are we walking around saying, "OMG...Look how thin i look, i could be Barbie, i look so thin..." Heck i know i'm big, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. And
Should I Or Should I Pass It Up
Something to start out is I a just started to fight in the AMMA(Ameture Mixed Martial Arts). I have been a boxer for 10 years and I am 25-1. I just transfered to the Amma leagure for a harder competitor. I am a black belt in karate and I am studying Krav Maga. The houston area champion wants to fight me and it is my first fight in this league. He is a black belt in Brazilian Jitjizu. I am 5'10" weighing 170. He is 6'3" weighing in at 250. I am sure I can beat him. But I kno it will be a hard fight. should I or should I not fight him
I Cost $3125 A Night, Any Buyers?
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse
I Have The Greatest Friends! Love You All!!
This train is to say thank you so very much too all my wonderful friends!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! You ladies kick so much ass and have been the greatest blessings in my life! All of you have been so supportive and wonderful during my dark times and thru my good times! MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!! And a Special Thank You to the My Lovely Wiccan Embrace!! Dear Heart You Amaze Me! Wiccan Embrace@ fubar lilmidnite~FunUnleashed's Cherrished Submissive One~~~@ fubar XONascarKittyXO@ fubar ♥Dj SilkyDarkness♥~Abyss Radio~@ fubar DJ~SILK~S~E~X~Y ♒ S & S RADIO ♒{Øwñè®}~ ✌Head plunnder Bunny✌@ fubar MysBehaven2nite "Fubar Wife of The Batman@ fubar Proud Mary@ fubar mickeygirl@ fubar HorseAngel@ fubar drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar
--------green Eyes---------- ------------september---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Vampire
VAMPIRE I smell your skin freshly bathed a scent like rarest orchids I feel your warmth my lips pressed on the pulse of your neck like an orgasm your essence floods my mouth over comes my mind sates my thirst animates my soul flushes my flesh erupts into my being ecstacy consumes every thought I drink of you hunger for more and more I am done we are one wedded soul to soul my need quenched for only a moment your aroma wafting through me surrounding me touching every cell I need you once again and forever F.M. 10/24/07
~brown~ Febuary
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Osayo's Playhouse Lounge!!!!
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Nsfw Video
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Hazel Eyes..............december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
Who Wants A Salute?!
hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it
Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2
Uhhhh...
I was chillin this one time and was goin down on this chick and she turna around and says hey mister what are you doing and I said Hey i get bored in the bank line... I dont know... Durka!!!
Tell Me About Yourself
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameBith DateBirthplaceLocationEye ColorHair ColorHeightMarital Status
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Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth
Newbie
well i am new to this but it seems cool and everyone has been real nice...i think i actually found somewhere where i fit in...thanks everyone
Dont Tell Me You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth
Your Favorite Time To...............
I dont know about anyone else but, theres nothing like some good morning sex to get the day started!dont get me wrong here, I like it anytime but my favs in the morning! when is yours???
Aperently I Need To Grow Up ;0
Hmm... Umm... No Shit Sherlock... Don't we all need to grow up? I mean is grow up not apart of life? Am I wrong? ..... Any takers? No? Please some one tell me I'm wrong!
Nsfw Pics Vs Nsfw Comments...
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.
Love
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t
B-day
Thankyou all for the gifts and well wishes. Sorry I didnt respond sooner, but been away from home for a couple of weeks. Again, thankyou to you all. Billy
Im So Wantin To Leave
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.
One Of Those Days!!!
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr
Going On A Trip
Well i am going to il and Al for a faw weeks so if i'm not here just leave me a massage or shout and i well check it as soon as i can If you have me on ur yahoo i well have it on my cell so i can still talk but i jusy cant get on fubar from my phone but i well try to when i get to my family house. I want to lat everone know so no one thing i just got up and left.
Help Lil Man Win His First Contest, Please!!!
PLEASE COME AND BOMB THIS PICTURE DURIN HH IF YOU ARE A REAL FRIEND TO ME, THANX...ANYONE WHO HELPS WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME, THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! (HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!)
Somethings About Me
Some Things About Me WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - I'M THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!! WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN I'M SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS
Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window. You hadn't noticed it was open as you headed for the shower. He's tall and lanky...yet muscular. He sails across the room and catches your scent on the air. He was right... you are home tonight. His feet make no sound as he steps closer to your bathroom door. It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was coming tonight?*....are you waiting for him as he slides inside the steam filled room? *What's that feeling in my chest?....why am I nervous?....they always tremble at my presence.* His heart races as he steps closer to the tub...he's never felt this way before....not on a hunt. He wants your flesh....needs your life's juice...yet he is the one shaking........... He stumbles back in hesitation. Out of the room her slips, running square into the door on his way. Spinning around he slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy he had has drained from him. Lifting his head he sees her.....stretching one long sultry leg and t
My Heart In You....
My heart it beats Deep inside you. That tingle you feel My breath upon you. Whispers sound like rain Echoing in your mind. Your hair, it's blown In the day's sunshine. What makes me love you Is what you give me. What makes you love me Is what's inside me. Hold back no longer What's burning inside. Hold you forever I did decide.
Welcome Home Master....
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here. *Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?* *Yes Master...you are.* *Mmmmm..that's good.* *Shall I take your clothes, Master?* *I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.* *Right away, Master.* The room is full of steam as I enter....you are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe
Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........
Not Online Much
To all my friends and family members I am sorry that I haven't been online much. I am now paying the price for being on here too much. I have let my house go and my marriage go because I spent so much time on here. Now it's time for me to get my house cleaned up and work on keeping my marriage together. I love my husband and it's worth it for me to at least try to get my marriage back. I have alot of cleaning to do. Most people do their major cleaning in the Spring; I am doing it this fall and winter so come Spring I won't have too much to do. This is getting to be to much of a CASH site and Fubucks site so a poor person doesn't have a chance. I've also noticed with deep regret that in order to have alot of friends you have to show bare breasts, or nearly bare breasts. I don't have thousands of friend's on my friend's list but I do value the friend's I do have on here. I don't kiss ASS on here either. Maybe that's why I don't have thousand's of friend's on here. Most of the people
My Girlfriend
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Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly
Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...
100%
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”
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Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay
Problems I Have On Fubar
MUMM'S WHAT THE HELL ARE GOING ON WITH THEM NOW A DAYS I POSTED ONE AND IT GOT REMOVED BECAUSE SOME JERK HAD FUCKED IT UP ROYALY AND ALL I GOT WAS MAIL FROM SHOP SAYING MY ACCOUNT WILL DELETED BECAUSE OTHER FUBAR USERS CANT HAVE A LAUGH AND WANT TO MESS IT UP FOR OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SO I SUGGEST YOU DONT POST ONE YOURSELF CUZ THEY JUST CAUSE PEOPLE TO MAKE BULLETINS JUST LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!! JUST BE WARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS !!!!!
Why I Got Dumped
SO WHUT IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PPL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUTON ME. WELL THATS NOT WHUT HAPPENED. SHE CAME OVER TO MY WORK, ASKED ME TO GET ON MY SPACE,SHE BEGAN GOING THROUGH MY INBOX. IN IT THERE WAS EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE AND EX GIRLFRIEND. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SAID. AND IT'S NOT. THE EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE READ ONLY ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEE MY KIDS AND WHEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM NEW CLOTHS, SHIT LIKE THAT. NOTHING LIKE I WANNA SEE U OR LIKE THAT. AND THEN MY EX GIRL, STUPID THINGS SHE WOULD RIGHT LIKE HOW I WAS & SHIT LIKE THAT, I MEAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES SHE HAS A MAN ALREADY. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY SHE IS LEAVING ME IS BCUZ I LIED TO HER ABOUT TALKING TO MY EX WIFE ! I DIDN'T REALLY LIE CUZ I WASN'T TALKING TO HER, I JUST SIMPLY READ THE MAILS AND FORGOT TO ERASE THEM. SHE IS THE 1 REQUESTING THIS AND THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLCRAP OVER AND OVER . AND MY GIRL KNEW THAT ALREADY SO WHY TELL HER SUMTHING SHE ALREADY KNEW RIGHT. SO YEAH NOW S
Poetry For Thought
Oh where do I start? Life's not all its cracked up to be kids...or rather...love isnt. It's intoxicating yes...to be able to pour your entirety into another human being and be dedicated to him/her without a second thought can become a driving force in your life. But what happens when things change? Well...remember that its only in the end that you start thinking about the beginning..if you can avoid an end...*wish* With that being said here's some POETRY FOR THOUGHT... Goodbye is never easy, even when its needed... We delay, we lie, we tell ourselves it will be okay But how can that be true when your life, your love can't stay? What's best isnt always wanted... most of the time its ignored, because our false sense of hope keeps us hanging on Healing...the painful burn that turns into the scar that reminds us of our past... forgotten but never gone. Walls go up and some will fall only to be put up again Until life send us that "one".. and only that one will ge
From Lifescript
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests – breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, there’s really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isn’t all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your “girls” can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for “best breast etiquette”… When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clothing styles are
Moving
So tomorrow morning I leave Texas and go back up to Missouri for a whole day. Sunday afternoon I fly out of there to go to Hawaii. Now this is a pretty big move for me and I am looking forward to it. I am going to be there for 3 years at Schofield Barracks. This is a fresh new start for me as I don't know many people over there. Sounds funny that a 29 year old would be worried about making new friends, fitting in and enjoying life right? Well it is not so uncommon. This is my first duty station with the Army and I am a little nervous about it. Who cares right I am being stationed in heaven. Well we shall see how this goes and I will probably post more about it and new pictures once I get there. Until then live life to the fullest and enjoy every second like it was your last on earth.
This Song Made Me Cry!
I was sitting here last night and had the TV turned on the music channel. This song came on and I had to get up to see who the Artist was and the name of the song. It hit really close to home and I honestly sat here with tears streaming down my face listening to this song. I just wanted to share it because it really does fit my life right now. Hope ya'll like it.
Farewell
I'm not a very open person by nature, but for this blog I will do my best. I first want to thank everyone I've met and especially to those whom I became friendly with. Due to some VERY unfortunate things that took place the last day or so, I will be deleting and leaving Fubar by the end of the day. The last few days I became relatively close to someone who I felt a kinship with and who I qucikly began having feeling for. BUT that wasn't enough for SOME people to respect or appreciate, and for that I am sorry. I came here awhile back because I was told it was MUCH different than other places I was a member of, but sadly, it turns out, it is identical to those other place. LOVE, HATE, JEALOUSY, INSTABILITY among other things run rampant here as well. I've left other places for those same reasons, and since I've found, in the last day or so, those issues exist here as well. I've decided, today is my last day here. To that ONE special person, I am sorry for any pain I may have
Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.
7 Day Stretch!
Been workin like a dog bakin bread for 7 days straight just to get 3 off an be with my Mels!....Love that woman!....Gonna spend the weekend with her an do a Halloween costume party on Saturday....Gotta say it's been well worth the trouble......lol....Finally a lil R&R!...AHHHH!
Say That Again???
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Real Or Not?
NEED HELP - IS A REAL WARM LIVE PERSON WORTH IT, OR IS FANTASY SEX THE BEST WAY TO GO????
Sitting Here Worried!!
Have you ever bought something on Ebay? Or just online in general? I bought something on ebay last week 7days ago an it has not gotten here yet. An im fuckin frustrated as hell. I mean wtf the seller only lived like 2states over. Im just woundering if they con'd me an just took my money an ran. I mean I have bought things online ALOT over my internet yearsbut nothing that has taken this long. Im gunna wait one more day if it dont get here im gunn report it. There got the frustration out i feel better now.. A LIL BETTER!!
Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then dow
Michelle
Michelle, Thoughts of you run through my head, like visions of pure desire. You amaze me, astound me, always take me places ever higher. Always reaching, wanting more. To always be there, never bored. Basking in your love, and you in mine. To have you near is so divine. Your touch, your kiss, your luscious essence. I love to drink you all in, just being in your presence. No other do I want, of this you can be sure. You are my life, you are my world. All my love, For now, and forever, Michael
What Would U Do ?
,,,for me it shows the need for God not Church,,,I ask the members in charge ,,,which side are they on ? Whom as the right to prevent compassion ? What if God built a barricade to keep you out ? Controversy Over Church Putting Up Barricade To Block Cat Feeders Posted in: News for Cats, Dogs & Owners, National Dog, Cat & Pet Info, Cats It’s a battle between cats and St. Jude Catholic Church in Tequesta, Florida. For years, parishioners have been feeding the cats that live behind the church. For many, they thought it was their calling to take care of the 25 cats and leave food for them. But that all recently changed. After getting complaints from a neighboring condo, the church built a 6-foot-high chain-link fence to prevent the cats from reaching the cat feeders. The church also said they wanted to keep the cats off the fenced-in property. Some animal-loving parishioners are frustrated over how the church has handled the situation and that the church has prevented t
Leaving
I'll be leaving Fubar so if you want to stay in touch and chat awhile leave me a message and we can work it out. 3 days left on my VIP, then I'm out of here. I came to make friends and made some really special ones, but most are just here to LVL, " Help me LVL, FAN ME , RATE ME" bahhh
Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting old.....lol. Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby
Life Part 5
I am sitting here sweating, red faced and very hot. No, it wasn't from sex! I had such a good workout on the treadmill. Walking and running. I always have to cool down before getting in the shower or else I just don't seem to cool down. I know, I know...take a cool shower. But, I can't! I feel so much better today! My neck was really hurting bad yesterday and I mad an appointment to see the doctor again tomorrow and he will sign me up for physical therapy. i am sure that is what I need to help it. So glad you are back home safe love and thank you for sending me the text to let me know you were home. It made me feel loved and special. I need to get in the shower. Badly! I am so sweaty. It is a good thing. I have not been in this good of shape and felt this good in years! Probably 8 years. That is a long ass time! My son did not pass his drivers written exam yesterday and he was quite disappointed. Very upset. He can try again next week. I looked at the
Erotic Words
lc: lay you bak on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back
Its Outrageous, A Buck A Ticket!!!
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A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo
Friends And The Internet
Okedokee folks, it's time for me to unload here. Not because I intend to share dirty laundry with the whole damn world, but exactly the GD opposite! You see this place is a global public forum. Friggin pygmies in Borneo sittin' in a hut with a satellite dish and bike-driven generators are currently lookin' at your naked asses, listening to your tunes and reading your personal thoughts! Get a damn grip! This place is for meeting new friends, new lovers and entertainment, not a damn sniping tool to leave hit and run bashes or exercise personal vendettas! If you really want to meet and more importantly KEEP your friends then discuss problems in person or at least over a freaking phone for Chrissakes! Only shallow-assed weekend friends post private issues!
What
the need to show you my work expressin myself ; by drawwing and writin
Nature
I enjoy watching hummingbirds come to the feeders I have hanging on my front porch. And I do get quite alot of them stopping by to enjoy the red nectar. Notice if you will I said "red" nectar... :) Our pu is red.. and being it is so hot , I leave it parked with the windows down during the day. One particular day tho I needed to make a run to the grocery store and hopped into the dodge. As I was buckling myself up and putting in the key to start the pu up; I heard a strange noise in backseat. As I turned my head ever so slowly to the right to see what was in the backseat, thinking that my teenager had put something in back to startle me.. yes he loves to startle me, no wonder I am so gray headed, lol but we are getting off track here. I see out of the corner of my eye, something fluttering against the side window, it was one of the hummingbirds, wanting out, now my side windows on the pickup even tho are open are not big enough for the bird to escape.. As I reach
Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit
My Lounge
Come check us out in The Infantry Lounge ~ Everyone is welcome to join our Unit! Just click the above pic!
My Life
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!
Fu-bombers Family
I just wanted to let everyone know I wont be on much this week. My laptop is down and am useing a friends computer. I wont have time to bomb any of the contests this week.
Breast Cancer Awareness
Breast cancer in men This information is about breast cancer in men. It should ideally be read with our general information about breast cancer. Breast cancer in men Cancerous cells can develop in the small amount of breast tissue that men have behind their nipples. Breast cancer occurs much more commonly in women and fewer than 1 in 100 of breast cancers occur in men. In the UK, approximately 250 men are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Causes of breast cancer in men The cause of breast cancer in men is not completely understood, but some men seem to be at higher than average risk of developing the disease. This rare cancer most often occurs in men over the age of 60. It is more common in men who have: several close members of their family (male or female) who have had breast cancer, or a close relative diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts, or a relative diagnosed with breast cancer under the age of 40. Having several members of the family with
Skwanker!
Skwanker is a cross between a skank an a wanker!.....LMAO.......Damn,maybe that was a hermaphrodite!....lol....Anyhow,don't go f yourselves if I tell ya to just cause you can!....J/K.....Check ya laterz!
Brain Aches
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...
Respect
This really goes out to those in the military, who used to serve our country, been on a military installation, or anywhere where the flag of our great nation is raised and lowered on a daily basis. One question: Have ever ran inside a building, not stopped you vehicle, or just stopped and placed your hand over your heart, taken your hat off, or given a salute when the American flag was risen or lowered?? If you have, than shame on you. You are a disgrace as an American, if you can even call yourself one. Many of our nations finest sons, daughters, husbands, wives, grandchildren, and loved ones have payed the ultimate sacrifice to you, to our families, to our friends, and as well to me, to ensure that that flag is risen and lowered everday in freedom, in love, and in happiness. When you do not pay proper respect, you insult everyone who has died, puts their lives in harms way, and to the families of those who have made those sacrifices. If you are in the military and have
I'm A 2nd Alarm Hottie Fan!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At WishAFriend.com Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2
My Back
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)
When I'm Gone
"When I'm Gone" There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind...
Holla
Hey..im new to this fubar thing..gimme a holla!!
The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a
Curious
why is it that most of the women on fubar feel that they have to pose half naked in their pic's to get a stupid rating? some of them even pose in different color bras...LMAO! it's gross ...OK
What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. Elder be ye Lady’s
Whur Is Da Love
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya
Drama Lovers
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish
Wtf
What in the fuck is going on with this site in the last 18 months. Who the fuck are the bitches that keep going through my albums and marking my safe pictures not safe for work. That is the most retarded fucking power they could've given anyone on this site. If you're one of the ass clowns that keeps marking my shit, by all means, let me know, so I can just block you and you don't have to worry about seeing anything.
Bithday
its my birthday, comments please or gifts
Find Me???
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http://youravon.com/tiffinitaylor http://www.gypsyflower.com http://gypsymisstress.bebo.com http://gypsyworld.ning.com http:''en.netlog.com/gypsyheart I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.
Life Is Funny
well here i sit waiting to go to work and thinking about someone dear to me, who is far away. ok well actually 2 people. both i have feelings for but in different ways. 1 is an ex the other i am seeing where we will go, but both live far from me. other than family members who would have thought i could care for 2 people at once. the feelings for the ex are fading but still linger maybe because of our history and our kids, the other i met and we had a BLAST. so much so that i never wanted to end when it did, but will hopefully have more soon. oh well now i have to go to work and think about mainly 1 person til i can talk to him again!! you know who you are. sorry all i was just bored and needed to vent, but thanks for checking. When I originally wrote this I was thinking of 2 people. now I am sitting here thinking about only 1 person in this blog. He has my heart and has since 1999,we have not been split up for too long, only about a year, I try to let him go but, somehow we always e
" Keeping Prayers Going For Mom Helen "
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN , AND NEEDING PRAYERS TO PLEASE KEPT GOING TY ALL IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME CHERIE & KAGE Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! HAVE A GOOD REST OF DAY AND EVENING
Well Written (lol)
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to
I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-m
Funny!
A man cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is.. So he gives a clue.. It's what ur mother calls me! The son yells "Don't eat it.. It's a f*ckin Dick" !!!!
Morphs
send me 2 pics 1 of u and 1 of something u would like to morph into plz send to fubar mail when done ill post to my profile and you can rip from there thanx
Photoshop?
See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.
Woohooo
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Brandon!
I could sit here forever && try to think of the perfect words to describe him but, it would be impossible. All I gotta say is, He is amazing && by far one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I honestly could not ask for more. & I wouldnt even if I could. Everything I want is all in him. Brandon, Your most def. my world series baby! OXOXOXOXO
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Sex Game Reposted
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Lacrymosa
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.
Floyds Natural World
The deadly black mamba of eastern Africa can cruise at a speed up to 7 miles per hour (11.27 kilometers per hour) in short bursts. That's fast enough to catch up to a human on foot.Black Mamba Profile Black mambas are fast, nervous, lethally venomous, and when threatened, highly aggressive. They have been blamed for numerous human deaths, and African myths exaggerate their capabilities to legendary proportions.For these reasons, the black mamba is widely considered the world’s deadliest snake.Black mambas live in the savannas and rocky hills of southern and eastern Africa.They are Africa’s longest venomous snake, reaching up to 14 feet (4.5 meters) in length, although 8.2 feet (2.5 meters) is more the average. They are also among the fastest snakes in the world, slithering at speeds of up to 12.5 miles per hour (20 kilometers per hour).They get their name not from their skin color, which tends to be olive to gray, but rather from the blue-black color of the inside of their mouth, whic
Pics For Friends
Fun pics for my friends, hope you injoy
" Strangers Just Ripping And Not Asking "
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help Me Level
only 1494 to level
Final Question
I know I have harped over this issue for so long, but since it is running wild on this site.. and it will be my final question about anything that really means anything to anyone.. Hardly anyone cares for REAL meaningful issues here anyways.. It's all about points, leveling or whatever... But... Since I am sick of the pedophiliasm that goes on here.. Someone tell me HOW can a man over 30, 40, and even over 50 ever be friends with someone under 20? 19? and 18? HOW? Besides trying to be in the kid's pants.. why would you want to be friends with someone that young? As I said.. I am dropping all REAL issues here.. Since no one cares anyways. Thank you and say good bye to the serious Cassie.
Help Sister Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura
Hellllllllllllllllp Please
thanx to all who help...
Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known college..so I am happy that she called and we talked...now the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later date...lol
He Gave Me All 1's
http://www.fubar.com/user/1115463
Life Part 6
I have worked so much today. I feel like I am ahead of the game. I am almost completely done with the 3rd quarter job costing. I did sales tax yesterday and didn't send it in to my Dad to sign today which wouldn't have mattered since he didn't go to work today and is in Seattle at the moment and is not coming back until Monday night to turn around and go to Palm Springs on Wednesday for a week! I think he has retired but just forgot to tell me, Peter and Jennifer! lol So I call him to ask him if he just wants me to sign his name to the Sales tax form and he said yes. I hate forging but it was a must. So I practice my Dad's signature and it looks pretty good. Then I go to sign the Tax form and it looked so bad! It does not look like his signature at all. Oops. He can just tell them he was drunk at the time of signing it if it is questioned! hahaha Speaking of lies!!! I found out something today about some guy that used to be my friend on Fubar. When I deleted my
'64 Impala
i need a sugar mama so she can buy me a '64 impala from the gift shop, if anyone is lookin to spoil a hot guy let me know, once ur my sugar mama i become ur sex slave that's a fair trade
Are U A Fa N Yet?
THXX
Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)
Tracking Joanna Ammons Predictions
I have been a client of Joanna Ammons for seven years. I came on here because I was doing a search online and some weirdo from Greece wrote a false letter on here about her. I decided to set up this blog to track the accuracy of the predictions she made for me. I know she has other people doing that, I just wanted to do something for her because she has done so much for me. I will tell my story in another blog. But for now. My gynecologist told me last year that I would not be able to have any more children because I was a was starting menopause. In February 2007, I checked in with Joanna and in my reading she told me that I would be getting pregnant this year. Well, my period completely stopped. I thought I was in full menopause. Upon going to the doctor today, I learned I was 7 weeks pregnant ! I have an ultrasound of my beautiful baby! I am so excited I just had to shout out ! I AM PREGNANT!!! I cannot wait for my husband to come home.
Searchin For A Fu Wifey
Hello ladies Im Lookin for a FU Wifey so lonley on here,tired of just bein sad and lost. If you think im worth it to be your fu hubby Comment this and let me know why or hit me up on Shoutbox. XOXOXOXO Marius Vampiric_Phantom
Inside Stories
INSIDE STORIES BY:Karen Sue i remember...when we first met, how you looked at me, i won’t forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every word you say your kisses took away my breath little did i know,that i should have kept and i just can not do this , your anger is just to much... your filled with hate, all you do is hurt, in you.. there is no love you’re a soulless person, with a heart thats broke and cold, i got in there’s no way out, my soul will soon be sold i’ m trapped inside your head. there’s no use , should i give up? i can barely breathe... have i been left for dead? i remember... when we first met, how you looked at me ,i wont forget all my sorrows we’re wiped away by every little word you’d say all your kisses took away my breath little did i know ,that i should have kept you’re a killer, a killer in love the one and only thing i wouldn’t give up but you’re also a thief cause you stole my heart and killed it.....
Baby Issues
ok heres the thing. I have a son who i adore more then life its self, but his "father"and i use that word lightly is saying that the baby isnt his but he did agree to take a dna test to find out if my son is his (which i know he is) but every time i try to get ahold of the guy he avoids me and wont return my messages. I am so lost at what to do because i dont want my son growing up not knowing who his "father" is i went through that and know how it feels but all the same i dont want my son knowing that his "father" ver denied him so what should i do? get the dna test done of course but should i tell my son when hes old enough to understand or not tell him at all? its so stressful and confusing that there are times i just want to break down and give up but then i think about my son and know that i cant just give up i have to keep going at least for him............
Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?
Myspace
hey if you like or have myspace you can add me on your friends if you want to. holla back http://www.myspace.com/krazymakavelij your friend krazy-j-bird
Wiit 88.9fm
I WILL BE SHOUTING OUT ALL MY FRIENDS ON THE AIR LIVE, SO TUNE IN TO HEAR ME SHOUT YOU ALL OUT! YOU CAN YIM ME AT JLA1106 OR STREETBEAT_MIXSHOW AND LET ME KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING!
Last Dragon
Last Dragon Beaten torn and tattered, Thrown against the wall. Everyone is waiting, For my last and final fall. A lone candle struggles, As its light flickers out. My hope is soon squandered, By the darkness that’s about. Eyes were never friendly, Always hate filled, always cruel. But now it seems they’re laughing, Like my sadness is their fuel. Is this hatred neverending? Will I ever be free? Or am I to live in hopelessness, Having nothing to believe. Though I cannot give up easily, I will not cry in here. I refuse to breakdown in this place, They will never see a tear. Though years of pain and punishment, For being what I am. Has brought me to dread each day, And dream about my damn. For if I could change, What I am I would because. I am the last of my species, None is left for me to love. Im the last and the only, We soon shall be extinct. For the reign of dragons has ended, Just as the setting sun doth sink.
My Immortal
_-michelle-_
There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov
The Winter Horseman
across the cold hills the horseman rides, seeking out his hallowed prey. the moonglow turns the icicles silver, softening their jugular bite. when the cruel dawns dispels the night, the hunter claims his hollowed prey. why were the few unfortunatly numbered flowers cut? noone knows and noone will, till the horseman rides again.
Back From Hospital
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle
Changes
Indiana
I'm getting married in Fort Wayne Indiana on June 1st, 2008. I will only have internet for a little while longer because I am moving there soon.
Tubing..as In ..innertube..duh!;)
The §even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...
Halloween Party
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. We’d decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the “Stitch Witch”. J was a biker. (YUMMY)… We weren’t sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already… they’d gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had “underwear roses” on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, he’d wear it. A challenge? I accept… I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes to the table… his jea
My Family
My family is people who have rated me they will be the people I rate first Thanks James
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr
Moving
I keep moving along One day it’s you The next it’s someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I can’t deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is I pr
New Lounge
come check out BOO_BOO'S PLACE! Thank You! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50891#
Safe/sane And Consensual
Safe "Safe" means that we take care of each other as best we can, that no matter how we want our scenes, however gentle or rough, we do them in ways that do not injure our partners. "Safe" means that we take the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases seriously and use our best efforts to minimize those dangers. What can you do? Educate yourself. Learn as much as you can so that you can do safe scenes. That means read books, take classes, and ask others about specific techniques that interest you. Want to learn to use a cane? Ask an expert. Want to swing a flogger? Practice first on a pillow. Whether you're driving a car or tying somebody up, safety should always come first. It's especially important to not let your desire rule your good sense, so think about the specifics of your scenes outside of the scene. "Don't think with your groin." Sane Power exchange is about trust -- trust that the person who has the power in a scene will use it responsibly. If you are the Top
Naghty Girl
Hi, Nicoli here.....I am a young girl with a soft heart.....I need sum one to tell me...I am needed... I wont a bad boy...or girl to have my heart...if you think it's you...do tell me...where, when, and how!!!........lol....:)...
Giveaway
Ok yall i know i have been kinda not here for a while but i am tryin to win a giveaway hosted by my friend if you have shown me love i will try to return it as soon as i am done rating and commenting all 1455 pics its takin forever but its worth it ill get a 30 day blast for my efforts i sure hope i win i have put 4 good days in and the last couple days have been nothin but nsfw no points:-( i think i have less than 500 pic left to rate and comment all nsfw yayyyy....kisses to all Stoner Butterfly
Friends
I have way too many frineds on here, so I will be cutting them down, email me if you still want to talk!?...
100 Things Or Something.lol
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE
Me
Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 20 If there is tension in your personal relationships, do something about it. You have the ability to change things at any time. Circumstances may not allow you to totally change some situations, but showing others that your feelings and suggestions are just as important as theirs will build respect. Life is forever in flux, and you must evolve.
Longing For Your Touch
Each Night I lay awake Longing for your Touch Wishing to feel your skin next to mine I Long to Hold you in my arms Away from all the Harm Safe and Warm next to me in the night I Long to feel you soft skin As you curl up next to me In the Warmth of our Embrace I Long for you to Caress my slim arms Wishing that Our Passion will not flee But Forever grow and Lighten our Days I Long for your soft butterfly Kisses To be placed upon my Rose Petal Lips In the Darkest Hour of the Cold Nights I Long to feel Our Skin Touching Each Others Without the barrier of clothing I Long to run my fingers threw your silken hair As you explore my nude form with your eyes and hands Wishing to have your soft lips Caress my Silken skin I Long for this Each and Every Night As I lay here in my Bed alone and cold Knowing that only your Touch and Warmth with cure me of this plague Sleepily I pray and dream For this to come to be For one single night at least I Wish an
It Hurts
I'm not the type of person to just say I love someone, usually when I say it, I really mean it. I've been with my fiance for almost 3 years now. We live together and we've grown up together. It's been hard this past year because we really had to grow up fast. He's still in high school getting ready to graduate, and well, I'm going to college next year...I've already graduated. Sometimes it's hard to remember what it feels like when we didn't fight so much. I know we've both been stressed out...I love him, I do...... with all my heart...i guess I'm posting this for a breather..cuz on here unlike myspace... i can say things without people reading it..and freaking out. xoxoxo lil v
Where To Live
so i was talking with my good friend funkymunky and we are deciding on where i should live here are the choices. what do you think ? Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Child Abuse Awareness
Been Away
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.
This Sucks
This whole "single and loving it" shit sucks. I'm tired of it. All these people say they don't want to play games, but what do they do? Play games. WTF is up with that?
Pik
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Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it
Domestic Violence
So Yea
and lost and confused
Manners Please
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....
My Day
Had a tooth cut out, went to my doc pissed in a cup, gave blood and she stuck her hand up my ass....So tell me how was YOUR day?
Class
My nickname is "classy" and as most can see, i am a submissive. That doesn't mean that i don't have any class or manners. To the contrary, i have class and even more manners than most. i do not appreciate people visiting my profile and judging me. The only person who can do that is God Himself.. If you don't like any of this then do us a favor and click off of my profile and don't come back. Go play somewhere else....
Just Something
I remember... the feeling of you holding me the sound of your voice the way you kissed me the way you smiled the way you said "I love you" the night we shared together ...But I also have to remember that you're nothing more than dead.. Fucker.
Ufo
This has got me a little creeped out. Was driving down a road and saw 2 lights in the sky which looked like a airplane. It looked like it was gonna land on the road i was driving on. So i stopped my truck along with the 3 cars behind me and watched but it was weird cus there was no sound it was completely silent then this object stopped rotated and went straight up into the sky until it was out of sight. Now me and the confused drivers were all standing on the side off the road looking at each other like what the fuck? So then a cop comes down the road in the other direction stops and ask what is going on. Well we kind of all look at each other and all said at the same time "nothing". Why did we all say the same thing I can only speak for myself but I didn't want the cop to think I was some crazy. I am not sure what I saw but it was really strange, I have never seen a aircraft behave in that matter ever so I have said and hopefully somebody will read this and think hes not crazy
Five Surgeons.....
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on my >>operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything in side them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!
This Is Rather Confusing
You know what is really sad is, ever since joining when it was CherryTap and now it being Fubar, I only know other than my girlfriend of course, I only know two people that live in Traverse City, MI. that is on my friends list and/or family list, that's pretty damn sad! What is wrong with this picture, huh? I can't be that scary looking and last time I checked I couldn't bite at all but I know it's pretty damn sad when there is other people that live in Traverse City, MI. and not many in this town want to be around me, that's sad and pathetic and it shouldn't matter if I'm working or not, I do have a right to have friends in this town and for those that I thought were friends that I think aren't on here, they need a damn wakeup call because I know full well, I wouldn't just make them feel like they've been shoved into a closet and left there. that's for sure.
I Got Dumped In A Text Message...
What kind of woman will dump you in a text message? I loved her so much & even went as far as proposing to her & she didnt have the decency to break up with me in person...I could have taken that better than a text message...I gave her my love & she gave me SHIT...I feel so empty...
Bored
This is my sis she's not been doing the greatest lately been feelin' kinda down if y'all could send her a comment or 2 on her contest I bet she'd love it.She really rocks and that's coming from her sister.lol
Getting Wasted
I have been waiting a long time to have a few days of just to enjoy myself, and I hope that it will be this weekend. I just want to chill and get fucked up. Anybody want to join?
God Bless Our Troops
I want to say thank you to all that serve, it takes a strong male or female to go out there and defend their country. I don't know many people who could scarfice months apart from their family. I served for 2 years, I got out on a family care plan. I hope I didn't let my country down. I hope all yall our blessed, for those away at war my prays are with you return safely to your families.
Little Venting
I was messaged today by a boy (he was an older guy but acted like a boy) who I left a few pic comments for last night. My comments were such as "good pic" and 'very cute' (the cute comment was about his dog, and honestly I only left a comment on his pic cuz I commented on his dog) and he 'shouted' at me today about me being slutty and a whore because I compliment guys when I’m married. Excuse me, when did it become adultery to compliment another guy? I know this site is primarily an adult hookup site, but as I posted on my profile, I joined for a friend and I’m on mostly cuz I get bored. I do not indulge in 'cyber' and I will not meet anyone. I'm sorry I enjoy compliments and flirt a little, I guess that’s a sin, or something. Maybe his last fubar date went bad or he's had bad experiences with women, but be civil, kid. But anyways this boy irritated me for his impulsive, rude and primitive comments. And I wanted to vent. So I vented. :) (not to mention i dont show 1/2 the skin
Ancestrial Remains
Did you know from state to state graves of our ancestors have been dug up? Did you know that it has been many, many graves? By Federal law the remains and their sacred objects are then put into a box and taken to the local University to be studied then left in a room boxed up year after year. WHAT DISRESPECT OF OUR ANCESTORS………... We native Indian people don't treat our ancestors like this. Our ancestors are to be honored and we remember without them we would not be here for we would have no life...:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> I don't care what race you are. I don't care what sex and religion you are, this issue should be an OUTRAGE to all human beings. Please have a heart and help us bring our ancestors home. If you will write to the Senator in your state and demand the release of Ancestral Remains to there homes. We live in a busy world, but we have no excuse not to follow through with this demand "Bring the Ancestral Remains Home." Please take five minutes out
Finding The Path
Searching for ones self is a profound journey For there are many paths. Many will present themselves to be the path. Discernment of the heart must prevail. There are and will be a lesson with each touch. Only the truth will be felt it in the heart. Few will understand it and fewer will practice it. Creator has a vision for those of true heart. There is much wisdom and much sorrow if the correct path is not chosen. Sigh... Walking that chosen path will be difficult to be sure. There will be many other paths revealed. Hold fast; hold true to the vision ahead for there lay the wisdoms of old.
Top 10 Reasons Leonard Peltier Should Be Freed
TOP TEN REASONS LEONARD PELTIER SHOULD BE FREED, IN THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNMENT 10. "The United States government must share in the responsibility for the June 26 firefight... It appeared that the FBI was equally to blame for the shootout..." - Gerald Heaney, Senior Judge in the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, in a letter supporting clemency for Leonard Peltier. 9. "We can't prove who shot those agents... Aiding and abetting whoever did the final shooting. Perhaps aiding and abetting himself. And hopefully the jury would believe that in effect he had done it all. But aiding and abetting nevertheless." -Prosecutor Lynn Crooks in Court of Appeals, October 15, 1985. 8. "But can't you see... that what happened happened in such a way that it gives some credence to the claim... that the United States is willing to resort to any tactic in order to bring somebody back to the United States from Canada. And if they a re willing to do that, they must be willing to
Omg But Not Quite...
Oh My God! And yes I'm saying that in a valley girl way. Whether its the omg I got something to tell you type or the omg I cant believe it way isnt necessarily that important. Although if I really wanted to go into it, its neither. Not really an omg come to think of it either. Of course now I'm saying oh my fucking god because updates and virus scans keep popping up as I'm attempting to write this. Which of course then try take precedence over what I'm trying to do, because I just needed to know that some off and out of the corner program I never use wants to update itself so it can better help me by continuing to be an annoyance. Anyways, back to the no longer omg subject. Right after I use the bathroom real quick........ok back. That was an Oh my moment considering it just sorta snuck up on me. So I had a creepy dream last night. Normally I dont have creepy dreams much less anything that I would actually consider scary. But I awoke from this one thinking eewww. I was as

I LOVE THIS AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE........ The Road Less Traveled How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we y
Invisible Woman Halloween Costume
Invisible Woman Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can be the center of attraction this halloween by wearing Invisible Woman Halloween Costume. On Halloween night in present-day Ireland, adults and children dress up as creatures from the underworld (e.g., ghosts, ghouls, zombies, witches and goblins, this year you can try invisible woman halloween costume), light bonfires, and enjoy spectacular fireworks displays (despite the fact that such displays are usually illegal). Halloween was perceived as the night during which the division between the world of the living and the otherworld was blurred so spirits of the dead and inhabitants from the underworld were able to walk free on the earth. It was necessary to dress as a spirit or otherworldly creature when venturing outdoors to blend in. The children knock on the neighbors' doors, in order to gather fruit, nuts, and sweets for the Hallow
Wedding
WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH
To My Friends Thats On My Friends List
TO MY FRIENDS ON MY LIST IF I DONT TALK TO YOU EVERYDAY OR YOU DON'T LEAVE ME COMMENTS IM GOING TO START TAKING YOU OFF I KNOW THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE TOO BUSY BUT AT LEAST I TALK TO YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO DON'T WORRIE I WAONT TAKE YOU OFF LOTS OF LOVE DEDE
Pimipout Woohoo!!!!!!
This is my personal pimp so could all my friends go show all these guys some love they are great people Joke®s Wild™ - The Blogz you love to hate - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ★☆★ƒreedom ίsnt ƒree★☆★**No Salute=No Add**@ fubar There they are so pimp them out i would like to take time to tell all of you ty so much and i am going to do this more and more so plzzzzz help and thank you all so much DJPhilburg360
Stuff I Need Please
If Anyone Have Paintsho pro, Let me know, i look for some one to sent me a copy please
Support Our Troops!
Ok so I added Bill Richardson, one of the Presidental Canidates to my myspace simply because he is from New Mexico and that is my true home and love. Well, then he posts a bulletin asking everyone to add a myspace titled Get our Troops Out. Well, I could not let this rest. I had to reply. I highly doubt that he will actually read it but whatever. So many of us feel the same way I do and I think it is about time that we all start speaking up. The democrats need to hear what we have to say! Here is my reply: I am sorry, I cannot add this. I am an Army wife. Yes I hate deployments, separations, and being alone so much BUT I do not want to see our troops come out of the Middle East before it is ready to completely stand on its on (duh, we are just now fully pulling out of Germany and its been how many years.....). Why are you wanting to have my husband's fallen comrades die for nothing because if you pull all our troops out now, then they died for nothing because the Middl
Food For Thought
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he said. I have decided to choose one of you. The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.' One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and w
Julianna's Participation
Last week in Hollister, California - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things. Next week this great WonderCammer come back to Riverside. 10901 Arlington Ave. Riverside, California USA - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things was opened by last spring. Come and see the strangest things you'll even see. WonderCammer - look at things you never saw before ! The project is going along with Troll's Garden company - the global leader in the production of rings, fossil reproductions, Human Skulls, Walking Sticks, Knives, bone art, hand Carved Dragons, pipes, etc... .
Hottie Files!
Help Me Win This Contest I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love.Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! Click the Pic. to check me out!
Friends
*Friends are like candles that give light to our path... *It is better to have a critical friend than the one who flatters you... *A loyal friend is like a safe shelter, find one and you have found a treasure... *A loyal friend is like medicine that keeps you in good health... *A friend loves at all time!... TRUE FRIENDSHIP enable us to share some of our deepest thoughts and feelings w/ one another. Our happiness overflows when we share it with them, our sorrows and problems vanish when we tell it to our friends. FRIENDS make us stronger each day because they are ready to enlighten and support us in any undertaking. We become special whenever we are with them because they make us feel valuable, loved and respected. We can count on FRIENDS... ... to listen to our problems ... to keep a secret ... to have a fun day and night ... to fix something that's broken ... for an honest opinion ... for encouragement ... we share with them our deepest secrets, hopes and des
Rocky Horror Picture Show!!
This is the start of Magenta.... A little before the freak in me comes out!! Go check out my photo..... And my horoscope today is a little too fitting..... You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better!
The Clown
THE CLOWN What is a clown? According to Wikpedia a clown is “Clowns are comic performers, stereotypically characterized…Clowning, in its most basic form, can be described as one form of drama without a fourth wall, however there are other types of drama that are lacking the element of a fourth wall as well. In other words, a clown acknowledges his audience. The clown's humor today is often visual and includes many elements of physical comedy or slapstick humor.” What is a clown’s purpose? According to Wikpedia a clown’s purpose is “A popular early form of clown was the fool, a role that can be traced back as far as ancient Egypt and appears as the first card in the tarot deck. Most fools suffered from some physical or mental deformity, and were given to the local landlord as a charge, because their families were unable to look after them, and the surrounding communities often feared them. They were the butt of jokes, and their masters had the power to inflict violence upo
God's Letter To Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. >From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as
Internet Trouble
Hey all i know we posted this on the other name we have also but i wanted to hit everyone else with thats on this one also.. our internet is messed up and we are on a friends computer right now jus tto let everyone know we didnt disappear or give up on everyone but with all the rain we wont have internet up till next week... so in advance we are sorry we having been on or wont be on till they get it fixed.. bomb well and we will be back :-D
Why???
here is some dumb this to think about!! why is the question. WHY doesn't tarzan have a beard? WHY do we keep pushing the remote buttons harder when then battiers are dead? WHY do we keep going to the fridge every 5 minutes hoping something new will appear? WHY does it take women longer to get dressed? thats all for now, will add later!!
Interesting
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Sorry I've Been Mia!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sorry, i have been too busy with work & have not had time to show some love like i used to, but this is the busy season 4 me now & my time is very limited.. As soon as things slow down & back to normal, i'll be back up & at it again.. Stay blessed & take care always, Huggssss & Smiles Have a Wonderful Weekend! xoxox @}----;------ Hunni;)
Life
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813 ______________________________________________ We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are
What Did Fat Sonny Do This Time????
He didnt d anything wring we just wanna show him some love.Stop by and show some mad love too the Big Guy. Hes on his way to being a GodFather . And this time has given us all permission too get him there. Hes about 79,000 from GodFathering. Stop by rate his pictures and stash. Check out those photoshops they will make you laugh even on a horrible day. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar
Why?
Good evening Fubar. As I sit here and listen to Jaheim "Long as I Live", I've come to realize that people in this world are different as far as touch, scent, smell, feelings, etc. But through all opposites and diversities between two people, why is it that Love, bring two totally opposite people together as one? I ask why again, why is that so? People are born not knowing what fate lies ahead in relationships like; trust, Love, lust, deceit. Why do we find it on our lives to take on that risk? Is it a fear of being lonely or a comfort zone knowing that you have someone there? If you read this blog, please comment. I Love criticsm! Good or Bad. I won't knock you.
This Is How I Want It
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to
What Is A Rose?
Budding young at heart shadowed by leaves of hope WHITE for an infinite beginning, purified and new RED brings about deepest love, honest and true Alone so simple, joined together now perfect unity Petals so softly hinted PEACH, blushing modesty ORANGE fills the fascination of tainted flames Enlightened with CORAL shimmers a hidden desire Impossible dreams reaching from the BLUEST skies Bleeding into shades of PINK gracefully begins to cry Becoming PURPLE so fulfilling yet exquisitely unique YELLOW is that special friendship we all tend to seek Thorns unevenly spaced out scattered throughout Even the strongest must be careful not to fall Silhouetted with a tears of BLACKENED thoughts Remind us of a life we all once tenderly did share So next time you hold a rose as simple as it may seem Remember just how precious the gifts of life may be…
My Life And Its Wonders
sometimes i just dont know what to do with myself. i try to stay busy, so i dont think about being in a strange country so far away from my family and friends. but with shawn away at training right now, ive been crying almost the whole time hes been gone. and hes only gone until the 8th. i really think ill go crazy when he leaves for iraq in april. i have no one here to talk to and i try to keep it together in front of my kids, but im a pessimist and just the thought that something might happen over there and he might not come back to us scares me sooo much! i really dont think i would be able to go on without him. im trying to be strong for my kids, but at night i just break down, i cant stop crying, its soo bad that i almost cant breath. well im sorry, but i just had to get that off my chest. thanks for listening.
Good Weekend.
Leaving in a minute to drive to the racetrack and spend the rest of my weekend getting drunk off my ass with good ole Ga. boys complaining about how bad Gordon sucks.....enjoy it guys and hit me up if you'd like
Loneliness And Waiting
Iv extended my search for someone...hoping to have better results. There is much more about me in greater detail on my OkCupid Profile...for any girls who might be interested...heres the link. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LonelySoul101
The Shocker Files!!
I Need All The Help I Can Get I have entered into a sexy photo contest “Bringing Sexy Back”. Please come by and Show me some love. Rate and comment bomb me please. Shocker needs a Blast! Click the Pic. to check me out Let me know if you bomb me, that way I can return the love. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. Please repost!!
Mistletoad
It is quiet around me. The air is cold. If I can get to the gym, I will be ok. Each frustration and anxiety will disappear. The first glance chills me, but I know I will ride. I step out into the cold air, and yes, I will wear leathers today. At first it is easy, this decision to make. I ride. When I step next to her I smile, and mount her grinning. In just a moment, I reach to engage her, and I hear the engine turn. It is thunderous, and like often before my heart sinks. I feel my anxieties lifted, and a burdened soul, that tries to sleep, awakens with a smile. Throttling up, I see the window vibrate next to me, and I move my sweet king, back towards the door. She slowly moves backward and exits onto the grass. The neighbor in the distance peeks out a window and waves. In the seconds it takes to pull around the house, I think: Good choice, I ride! I leave her. She sits pretty while I return in the house and get gloves, glasses, leathers, work out gear. Again, I
This Is The Meaning Of Love
Someone who makes you feel good about living, Who brings out the you who is joyful and giving This is the meaning of love. Something that gives you a chance to be strong, Or trust in another to help you along This is the meaning of love. Somewhere that you feel like you've been forever, A place where you're growing and learning together. This is the meaning of love. All that I am, ALl that I see, All that I dream and I do Are better and brighter And filled with more meaning Because of my feelings for you.
My Grandson
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w
Cheating Scripts
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THIS MORNING THAT I WAS CHEATING WHILE BOMBING MY FRIEND...YOU TELL ME HOW IN THE FUCK YOU CAN CHEAT BOMB? I WAS ACCUSED OF USING A SCRIPT PROGRAM...FIRST OF ALL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS...OR HOW TO USE IT IF I DID HAVE ONE..UMMM...WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS YOUR OUR OF COMMENTS...ITS NOT LIKE A SCRIPT GIVES YOU UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF COMMENTS?...SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME...YOU GO IN AND BOMB SOMEONE..WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS...YOUR DONE...SO HOW IN THE FUCK IS ME SPEED BOMBING SOME ONE CHEATING...I PAYED FOR MY FUCKING VIP...ITS A GLITCH WITH THE SYSTEM...ALL IM DOING IS BLOWING THROUGH MY COMMENTS FASTER WHILE SHOWING MY FREINDS SOME LOVE AND GETTIN ON WITH MY DAY...CHEATING...I DONT FUCKING THINK SO...AND NOW IV GOT SOME ONE CHECKING THE CONTEST IM BOMBING TO MAKE SURE IM NOT POSTING COMMENTS MORE THAN 7 SECONDS CLOSER TOGETHER...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE...
Music Playlist
~!~goodbye Fubar~!~
Hello Fubar Friends and Family, How are you today? I'm doing good. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am taking a break from here. I know I haven't talk with a lot of you but to those who I have! Your in my thoughts and prayers. I hope each one of y'all have a great holiday sessions and I will catching around sometime next year! Good Luck on the future and God bless to each and everyone of y'all!
Susan Storm Halloween Costume
Susan Storm Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can go as Susan Storm this year by wearing a Susan Storm Halloween Costume. In the United States, Halloween has become the sixth most profitable holiday (after Christmas, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Easter, and Father's Day). In the 1990s, many manufacturers began producing a larger variety of Halloween yard decorations; prior to this a majority of decorations were homemade. Some of the most popular yard decorations are jack-o'-lanterns, scarecrows, witches, orange and purple string lights, inflatable decorations (such as spiders, pumpkins, mummies and vampires), and animatronic window and door decorations. Other popular decorations are foam tombstones and gargoyles. Halloween is now the United States' second most popular holiday (after Christmas) for decorating; the sale of candy and costumes are also extremely common during the holiday,
Hello Girls
Are there any women in here that might want to exchange pics with me?
F.y.i
This girl is like a sister to me! She was my roommate in college and has saved my butt more times than I can count. Time and distance can not separate the bond of friendship that we share. So what this have to do with my fu-friends? My friend is a writer. She has sold a few pieces to an website and the more views she gets, the more likely she is to get a hire price for her pieces. Please show her some love by viewing her article and rating her a 5. Show her the love she deserves! CLICK HERE TO VIEW ARTICLE
Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a
Health Update
Hey All, Just to update everyone where i have been. Initially i was released from the hospital after 3 days with diagnosed concussion & a tear in my oblique muscle, & some general back trauma. All this from rolling my truck. Anyhow last week, i was on fubar, went to lay down & was awakened by severe pain on my left side & the inability to get a full breath ( i work in healthcare ) so i knew there was an issue at hand, i was taken to the e.r. A x-ray was done & confirmed my left lung had partially collapsed, probally due to a piece of rib bone they may have missed initially.. so i havd a chest tube placed ( worst fucking pain ever ) & my lung was successfully re-inflated. I was released back home on wednesday & am finally feeling well enough to pop on & say hi. I HAVE MISSED ALL OF YOU & THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ) I HAE MISSED YOU THE DAMN MOST. Anyhow, sorry to be rambling on & on. LIXXXXXXXXXX
Whatsup
hey my name is tim um im 17
Horoscope For Oct. 26, 2007
You may be feeling positive effects from this Full Moon in your 5th House of Play. You may be ready to enjoy yourself, but you aren't willing to slack off and let the day slip by. It's time to put your creativity to work. And, even if your dreams seem far away, pay particular attention to them, for they will play a growing role in the new few weeks.
Zero
Your down and getting up seems impossible. it seems so far. and why? why do you want to get up again? You have fought your whole life to make it, and to do it the right way. To be the one carrying everything / everyone. Keeping your demons at an arms length while fighting for all of them to. Why because your stronger. Your bigger. But you get a hitch in your step. a cramp in your leg. you get a little slower but yet you still take on more and more. Its getting heavy. When you fall they all seem to just quietly slip into the shadows with out as much as a look back at you cringing in pain. You lay there wretching. So you build armor, pound by pound you put it on, pushing everything away from every direction. Breaking and crushing anything in your path. You build speed, you get stronger, you let the anger go because the armor protects you. you stand tall and laugh. because now your a juggernaut. Your unbreakable.... until next time you fall.... can you get b
Shit...
I could never tell you How much you truely mean to me But I don't know what's real And what's a fantasy In one hand I have all I need In another I have a splendid dream Though while with you it just feels right But once alone I get uptight Wonderin if I'll ever let myself see How much I mean to you And scared to let you in on How much you mean to me Everyday more and more My heart wants to open And absorb All thats inside feels so true But questioning thoughts keep pourin thru This jaded mind of mine Im so afraid to let you in show you How much I truely care for you Lost within myself I wonder whats real And whats fantasy (do I dare live out this splendid dream)
Check Harley Out!
Hey my awesome friends, I have a sweet guy I'd love to introduce you to..... He's sure to return all love shown. Let's see if we can help him get to the next level. Harley@ fubar LOVE TO ALL!!! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Pray For Jacob
This little boy has one wish if u have a My Space give him his wish.If u have a heart at all this is no joke . ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jacob & Team Date: Oct 26, 2007 9:40 AM "> www.myspace.com/prayforjacobHi, my name is Jacob and I am 10 years old. In October 2006, I was diagnosed with stage 3-4 Brain Stem Cancer. I have 7 tumors, all are inoperable. Each month for 5 consecutive days, I take a chemotherapy pill. This makes me tired, weak and very nauseated. I also have blood and platelet transfusions regularly. My wish is to have as many friends as possible on Myspace and, spread the word about Childhood Cancer. Please add me to your friend list then, repost this bulletin so your friends can add me too. Thank You very much for helping to make my wish come true.Hugs, Jacob
A Girls Guide To Geek Guys!
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek. Why Geek Dudes Rule They are generally available. Other women will tend not to steal them. They can fix things. Your parents will love them. They're smart. Where The Geek Dude Lurks While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you'll find them
Join?
PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT..PLEASE MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOP 4 KNOW THE RULES AND HOW TO POST A PIMPIN BLOG FOR THE NEXT 4 KEEP IT ROLLIN PEEPS ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANX _____________ Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa
Surprised
SO SURPRISING NOW A DAYS TO FIND A MAN THAT SAYS SOMETHING AND DOES WHAT HE SAYS I MEET A WONDERFUL FRIEND ON LINE AND SAID SOMETHING SWEET TO ME AND SAID HE WANTED TO SEN ME SOMETHING AND ME I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL TALK BECAUSE MEN LIKE TO GET INTO A WOMENS PANTS AND SAY ALMOST ANYTHING WELLTHIS MORNING I WOKE UP TO A DOZEN LONG STEM ROSES AND A TEDDY I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO DO THIS FOR ME I KNOW THERE GOOD GUYS OUT HEWRE BUT NOT MANY AND REALLY NOT THOUGHT I WOULD MET ONE ONLINE BUT DID ... SO SURPRISING THAT A MAN ACTUALLY DONE WHAT HE SAID HE WAS...
Breaking News
My son and daughter in law have just had their first baby today , October 26th born at 12 noon central time , a baby boy weighing 9 pounds . :) Lisa Sweet is a proud Grandma
Blog Pimpout Line
If you should be here but your not let me know Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa AKA SKEETER♥ Member oF "THE PRIDE" & K.O.W (BARTENDAR 4 TECHNO vol.69)@ fubarBIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTERCajun Cherry ~Sign My GustbookSnowyEyesJasmin´
My Son
if you cant leave a nice comment about my sons pics plz donot view them. he is only 2 years old and has done nothing to anybody for some one to call him a faggot
Did U Do Blog Train?
(COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__YOU MUST DO A BLOG POSTING FOR PIMPOUT IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP4 WHICH MEAN U ALSO TAKE IN 4 PEEPS AND KEEP THIS THING GOING.. ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN
Friendship
Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ aughty and ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶""
If I Suck Will It Cum
i wonder how many girls have asked this question and what were the answers
Rabbit Health Issues
Peter my Stud Male Rabbit that I rescued from an Abused Home has Swollen Testicles.An his hind Legs are Paralized. Looks to me that he was Bitten by a Recluse Spider.If Peter Dies he proberly wouldn't be Crock potable with a Poison in his system. With the Goverment Slicing my Check I cannot afford the Vet.When my Buddy gets home in an Hr.Should we take it out an Shoot him ? Please Comment Bottom this Blog for Suggestions.Ty. Hopefully gets better
The Belfast Cowboys
The Belfast Cowboys/St Dominic's Trio's I danced with Linda I danced with Jean I danced with Cindy Then I suddenly see Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary is so pretty The prettiest in the land Guys come from every city Just to shake her shaky hands Linda can cook Jean reads books Cindy can sew But I'd rather know Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Writen by the Belfast Cowboys..
Is It Really N.s.f.w
Here I set staring in front of yet another, club. Fubar, Hmmm is this any better than My Space, Hi5 Tagged, Hmmm I don't know. The people here all seem pretty cool, some even like to show off their stuff (NSFW) I guess this is really cool, but is it really I mean I see this one pretty hot Racheldelicous or something like that she is hot, nice titts, another one my goodness plays with herself, it's all good. so I sign up, look around, so far so good, so here I am, I'll stick around for a while. for all you that read this I want to start a collection of NSFW send me what you got, cause I really want to see
24nmbr1
Are there any NASCAR fan`s out there ? If so, check out my NASCAR pics on carnut.com. I have race pics from Dover & Pocono on there. Click on Car Show pics and you`ll see NASCAR Dover & Pocono pics by Dan Rowland. That`s me !!
Rob69 Is A Downrater
Dunno what this dude's problem is but 1st he rated me a 9 then changed it to a 7. Anyway beware friends. rob69@ fubar
To All My Fubar Friends
Well my husbands coming home from JROTC so I wont be online till tuesday, I shall miss all my Fubar friends. Take care, see you soon.
Thanks Liz!! My Hero!!
I ran out of gas in on the 710 last night on my way to Long Beach. So I coasted off the freeway and into an outlet shoe store in Carson. They were closed but a guy told me there was a gas station a few miles down the road. So I started pushing my bike. I was only about half a mile or so down the road when Liz, the assistant manager from the store I was at asked if I wanted a ride. I told her that it was okay, but she insisted on helping. So she drove me to the gas station. But they didnt take cards. So she drove me to a bank...then back to the gas station then back to my bike. I tried to offer her some gas money but she wouldn't take it. Anyways.. thank you Liz..evan though I know you'll never see this. I'm just really glad to know that there are still nice helpful people out there!!
About My Family
ABOUT MY FAMILY My Father was born in Poland in 1927, a Polish Jew. His family was in a “comfortable” position there at the time. With the outcome of the war, he was branded as a “Jew” and had to wear the star on his clothing. They all were in Krakow until they were arrested in 1942 and shipped off to Auschwitz. ,He was 15. After spending 1 year in that terrible place, he and around 100 other children escaped and found their way to a Catholic convent some 25 miles away. The nuns placed them all in a sub-basement where they lived under the care of the nuns for 2 years when the war finally ended. Looking for his family, he found out that they were all gassed and cremated, Mother, Father 2 Sisters and several Cousins and Aunts. All gone. He found small jobs to sustain him until he was 19 in 1946 and then traveled to England. He spent 5 years there working and saving his money for passage to America. In 1951 he came to America, the Golden opportunity for all. He was 24 years
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Okay.. so yeah this is my 1st Blog.. && i just wanted to write one i guess cause i have nothing else to do... but wow there is this guy i really really like!! i like him sooo much!! sheesh its horrible yes i know... but yeah... ill tell him i miss him and love him and he will say the same back to me.. but then after all that he dont really act like he wants ne thing to do with me but im not sure if he is lying but he says hes not.. but yeah its just killin me over here!! well ne ways i guess thats all i wanted to say.. so byebyez PS. I
Deklet
I don't usually blog, but the more this year goes on the more I am convinced that more and more people are becoming shallow and selfish. I have lots of examples I could quote but I won't, I'm not one to make a public exhibition of my or anyone else's shortcomings.. what I will say is I'm dismayed by the lack of honesty on here and in 'real life'.. so in future I'm making this proviso : I value friendship above most things in this life - so if you don't intend to be open, honest and true with me, then delete me and move on, find someone you can be shallow with, somewhere where loyalty and integrity don't matter at all...there are still nice people online and elsewhere, and I'd much rather spend my time with them - cos life is too short to be living a lie. Love and Peace (&Truth!) to you all.
Life Part 7
The weather is turning again after having a rather warm week. I am glad it is getting cooler. The air has been dry and the wind warm. It makes you feel like everything inside your nose and throat are dry. It has not helped with Southern California either. It seems as if all of Southern Cali is on fire. My brother in law went down Monday to help fight the fires and apparently was up for 3 days straight doing so. I have not been myself today. I opened up an email from school and it stated that my son Anthony has failed 2 classes, math and english. So I was quite upset since the grades for the quarter end today. I was quite upset to say the least. I am feeling like a failure as a parent at the moment. He had a minimum day for school today and called me to tell me he was walking home. I confronted him over the phone about his grades and he tells me that he has a print out of his grades and they are way better then what school loop says. So, I will just have to wait and se
Contest
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p
Thanks Everyone!
Thanks for all the points everyone that stopped by:) You are all wonderful people and good friends.
Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, hubby T and I are going to an all ages show in Anacortes! Our most FAV band in the world is going to be playing, Anarchist Union Local 360, with the Jesus Chords! Its going to be tons of fun! If you are going to be around, stop in for a listen! You won't regret it!!!! The show starts at 8pm with a $4 cover(the Backporch Cafe/The Business). I can't wait!! Of course, I may be a little bias about the heavenly music that which is A.U. Local 360 because the wonderful Miss Chickadee Laverne is the lead singer!!!;) MMMMmmmhmmmmm!!!!! Here is a clip of the Jesus Chords playing at Herb's Tavern...enjoy! Live at Herb'sAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Downraters Don't Get !!
YOU KNOW YOU GET SOME PRETTY STUPID PEOPLE ON HERE TO DOWN RATE A TAG FOR THE TROOPS AND VETS OF ANY WAR . AND ITS SAD FOR THESE PEOPLE · Dboy215 rated your photo a '7'! HE IS 23 purpledolphinxo... rated your photo a '9'! SHE IS 37 AND IM LAMO BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TO AND BREW PLAYS IT BETTER SO, PLAY THE GAMES DOWNRATERS WHAT COMES AROUND DIFFERENTLY GOES AROUND . imikimi - Customize Your World
Random Crap In The Life Of Chel
Here i was sitting in my office and trying to work.. My 7yr old son lets out a squeal.. i come running and he whimpers that there is a big spider on the wall. I of course cringe and go "damn" while i find a shoe. I enter the bathroom where he's on the potty. I'm looking around and he points his tiny finger in it's direction. All i see is the big ball of something that needs to be squished in the corner. I gather up my courage and aim the shoe into the corner. Just my luck, i missed and it jumps. Of course, i let out a squeal, which makes him let out a squeal, his little legs start kicking all over the place, meanwhile i realize this is the biggest cricket of all time that is hoping all over the place and meantime my son is freaking out and kicking his little legs everywhere. I am struggling not to laugh as i attempt to kill this thing and dodge his little legs at the same time. Each time it jumps i squeal... yah i can't help it.. it's startling. Which doesn't help his trauma
Love At First Sight
so... have you ever seen someone or met someone and you knew right then that you had to be with that someone for the rest of your life... you soul mate if you will? i met jeff through my soon to b ex-husband. we were neighbors at first untill jeff and his old lady split up and he moved in with his brother down the road.. well mark ( my ex ) started going to jeffs house and i would go too to not stay at home alone anymore... well me and jeff became real good friends wed talk and shit and everything was cool but i had to have more... i finnally told him how i felt and he told me that he wanted me ever since he saw me as a neighbor and i was pregnant then... its so nice to wake up knowing that you ahve found that special someone that you have been searching for all your life... someone who makes you so happy and makes you feel so safe when you are with them... i love jeff with all my heart and im thanks god everyday that he sent me my soul mate.. just thought id share my love and happin
Pain
Pain! The pain love gives… Love is painful, love is wonderful hate to be alone but afraid to love rather sulk in silence then get stabbed by love rather stay single then take the chance. Sorry to all those people that had to go though pain, I'm with you so you’re not alone. Nobody warned me to guard my heart so I gave it away and know I'm lost, I'm in this world of darkness and can't find the light. Don't ever let anyone into your heart!
Horidscope?
You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better! edit: and I suppose that "universe" will all show up with their hand out too huh?
How To Use Layouts
Hi There Welcome to Fubar! Here is a quick guide to using layouts HOMEPAGE STYLES "NEWBIES": Go to MY then PROFILE OR CLICK LINK BELOW:http://www.fubar.com/profile.php/ "ORIGINAL": OR CLICK LINK BELOW:http://www.fubar.com/profile.php/ scroll down to homepage style Change it to POWER "POWER": DO NOTHING YOU ARE ALREADY THERE SAVE Make sure you have one Active Skin: Go to "HOMEPAGE" "EDIT MY SKINS" http://www.fubar.com/myskins.php/ If you have No Skins "CREATE" one Use the one that is there, type in DEFAULT for the name SAVE Find a layout code you like, most sites will work, I have listed a few below: http://www.skem9.com./ http://www.groovy-layouts.com/http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/ COPY CODE GO to Fubar "HOMEPAGE" ,http://www.fubar.com/home.php/ "EDIT MY PROFILE" http://www.fubar.com/profile.php/Paste into MUSIC or ABOUT ME sec
Yuwie
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Workers
why is it so hard nowdays to find a junior who actually wants to work . put 2 juniors on at the start of the week the guy started off well monday we actually thought might have found a good 1 . tues shows up on time all good so far , morn break comes at 11 he's gone home sick only way we knew was the other junior passed message on . wed no show , we had to ring . thurs morn he rings early saying will be a little late he slept in , hour late in he comes unshowered & stinking . fri (this is the show stopper) no show in the morn , we get a call 1.45 in the arvo we ask whats going on his reply was i did say i'd be a little late (work starts at 9 ) was seeing my girlfriend but i'm still comming in just have to sign some papers at job agency .never saw him & if he shows on monday will be given the boot . the female we put on same deal first day no probs tues she had to leave early wed we find out she going on hols with the family all the next week thurs rocks up late 9.45 fri goes home si
I Miss You Kristen!
Dearest sweet Kristen, I have trouble accepting the fact that youre gone, but I wonder what it would be like if we went a while without seeing each other. But I can understand why God would have wanted you closer to him, because you truly were an angel on earth.... In my own special way, I love ya, and miss you.... 12-24-1980 - 10-26-2006 RIP Kristen, We miss you Trapped in the glorious years within the memory of belief, lost of all grief. Take the reasons, which once seemed so clear, but never mind, you have nothing to fear. For you my fried will be, forever young, Forever in the heart of memories. Lost in the glory of all time, the wisdom was there within that smile, You see you could have told us, there within lies the mystery. So shed a smile, and grin a tear, For you my friend, will be, Forever young, Forever young. Forever in the heart of memory, We see not through or misery. Forever young, forever young. There's a new angel tonight.
Please Help Me
THERE 0NLY HAFE HOUR LEFT PLEASE JUST A LITTLE HELP PLEASE .......MY WIFE IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS ALOT OF HELP. SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME OR ALOT OF TIME CAN YOU COMMENT BOMB HER PLEASE. THANKS YOUR SWEET TEDDIE BEAR GREG HERES THE LINK TO HER PICTURE
My Leg
Those of you who do not know, last friday at work I had a 2500 lb skid of parts, flipped onto my leg, pinning me against the dryer line, was rushed to columbus grant hospital for a surgery, but they found i didn't need one, well its been getting worse over the last week, had an apt today, but had to cancel due to no one to take me to it, and can't drive, I am going to the ER, last time sent me to columbus, there is def something wrong with it, won't know til later, will fill u all in when i get home...
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Pretty Pink Assassin
SINGLE LIFE SUCKS! its cold, bitter and random sex ( which i dont have) is not safe. so After being single for 5 months now i have consider a list of guys Iam willing to try ....but not in this order: 1) WHITE GUYS: yes a white male never tried it ok wait i did once but i mean relationship wise....matters well see wha it is like to date guy who doesnt get pulled over. 2) ASIAN GUY: ummmmm just want to test the theory of the small penis. and some GOOD chinese food not that drug dealer on the corner chinese food i mean the real shii they dont feed the black ppl. 3)GANGSTA / MOBSTER: just like every other gurl i want to be protected and rich....only problem is i dont want to die soo the idea of this one is still pending.... 4)ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT : enough said .... 5) RHODE ISLAND GUY : how many fuckin guys you know from rhode island? 6) RICH GUY : cuz iam tried of these broke ass niggas doing nutthin for me... 7) A GAY GUY : just to try and convert him and put my bro
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Show her some love and help her level as she helps all of you level *Ash* [Shadow Leveler]@ fubar
Just Thoughts And Funny Things...
Women Have More Sex The human female is the only female regardless of species, who is willing, eager, and able to have sexual intercourse during times when she is not biologically ready to conceive and become pregnant. Moreover, she has evolved secondary sexual characteristics which continually advertise her sexual receptivity, as well as the cognitive capacity to employ cosmetics, perfumes, and colorful clothing which emphasize and exaggerate her sexuality. It should be obvious that the human female has not evolved swollen distended breasts and a large derriere, and is not putting all this effort into displaying and advertising her sexuality so as to attract and mate with just a single male. Females advertise in order to attract and have sex with multiple males, and sometimes other females. Almost all non-human primate species that exhibit genital swelling live in multi-male groups (Clutton-Brock and Harvey, 1976; Fedigan, 1992; Wallis, 199
10 Or Higher
I'm fairly new to this site & don't go on it every day, etc....anyway, I just want to thank all of the women on this site that have rated me a 10 or higher. Whether you were all telling the truth or not, it makes my day since i'm off of work for 3-6 months due to an injury. T
Pink Woogie Fever
If only For a moment You forgot To remember The pain You exposed Your different fire Within That unique Flame The one That you hurt Yourself To keep Dim You share it Then take it Back inside Sad is scary But happy Leaves you Terrified
Beauty Of The Moon
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.
Soul Mates!!!!
Two people with common interests, and characteristics, values, and views. They need not be lovers, but they need to be friends. Friends who share most anything, without having to worry, about what kind of reaction may be brought forth. Knowing that compassion and understanding will always be there. Knowing that caring advice comes from the heart, but is not ruled by it. One who can tease tears, and anger, frustration, and even a muddled mind Into a smile or a laugh. A person you wish to have as a part of your life, For always. You come close to asking "What could become of all of this, if circumstances ever came to allow it." For some reason, you always decide to stop. When the time comes, and I share this writing, I'm sure I'll be asked, -if only by one person- "Who did you write this for?" Thanks to someone in my life, who is all of this to me, I've written it for those who have found their soul mate. And for those who continue
I'll Be There....
*When no one is there for you* *And you think no one cares* *When the whole world walks out on you* *And you think you're alone* *I'll be there* *When the one you care about the most* *Could care less about you* *When the one you gave your heart to* *Throws it in your face* *I'll be there* *When the person you trusted* *Betrays you* *When the person you share all your memories with* *Cant even remember your birthday* *I'll be there* *When all you need is a friend* *To listen to you whine* *When all you need is someone* *To catch your tears* *I'll be there* * When your heart hurts so bad* * You cant even breathe* * When you just want to crawl up and die* *I'll be there* *When you start to cry* *After hearing that sad song* *When the tears just won't* *Stop falling down* *I'll be there* *So you see I'll be there until the end* *This is a promise I can make* *If you ever need me* *Just give me a call and...* *I'll be there...*
Love
Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppress
Mums
Well I hope my last mum did not offend any of my friends. I knew it would get a lot of responce, just did not expect such nastness from people it offended. The whole basis of it was to pick up some points and see what other people thought about the subject. I got the idea from a dating site where it was a woman that runs the site that talked about the subject. She kind of went by a truth in advertising point to it and that was what I was trying to get across with the subject. For anyone on my friends list that I offended it was not intended to do that .
Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d
Fubar Contests
I am sponsoring two contests, The first being a Solute David photo contest and the second being an Ass, Armpit, or Breasts contest. The winning salute will receive a 30 day VIP from me, and the winning Ass, Armpit or Breasts will win a blast. Rules: Salute David: Your salute must be a photo of yourself and include a message to me "FrogMaster David". Your salute may be rated G or rated XXX its completely your call. Winner will be decided by popular vote. Ass, Armpit, or Breasts: Yes it is exactly what it sounds like. Send a close up photo of your Ass, Armpit, or Breasts so that people are not sure which one they are looking at and have to guess, lol. As proof of it being your own photo with pen or marker write "David" somewhere on yourself in the camera frame. Winner will be decided by popular vote. How to enter: To enter post this photo in your photo gallery, then notify me of where to find it. I will then rip it to my contest gallery. Dates
Give Me A Break!!!...
Ok so I'm watchin CNN...Yea I try not to watch to much news sadly....It's all garbage these days I think...but anyway.... I see on CNN that FEMA (The Federal Emergency Mismanagment Agency) scheduled a news conference...What's so unusual about that right? Things like this happen all the time especially with the devastation that is being caused by the California Wild Fires. Hell when I was out there last month I could see all the smoke and smell it. Well apparently FEMA in their infinite wisdom fakes a news conference about the fires...A FEDERAL AGENCY fakes news....After this fucked up Iraq War, none of us should be surprised really huh? FEMA went above and beyond. Complete with translators and press coverage of their response to the fires out in Cali. The reporters were FEMA employees asking bogus questions. The real reporters were only told about the news conference with like 15 minutes either after it was about to end or after it had begun. The BUSH Admin vowed that th
Full Moon Beauty
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.
Accident
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!
Eat Lead World!
Ok so I've come to a crossroads in my life with many separate paths leading off from here. I went and looked at a stereo school in Houston today. It's a 12 week program covering everything from the basics of Watts' and Ohms' laws(yeah when you get certified you have to know how it all ties together) to speakerbox design to working with fiberglass and metals. And that's just the first 4 weeks! The next four get more in depth with alot more hands on design and build. The third 4 cover custom interior and sewing(building seats, working with all types of materials, custom dash and lighting). Overall the program sounds really good to me but I'm not sure whether I want to give up on trying to get back to college or not. I've been trying(though sometimes not very hard) for the last year to get a job but nothing seems to be turning up. The first legit(great pay awesome benefits retirement and I qualify) job interview I get and I managed to screw it up. Some days I think I wasn't meant to ke
Army
Hey everyone, Some of you may not know but I have been in the process of joining the U.S. Army Reserves. Well Wednsday morning I headed to Chicago to the MEPS center to do my physical and all that other good stuff. Yesterday I got to swear in and finally become a soldier. I am now PFC Maulding of the United States Army Reserves. I will be leaving for basic training on Feb. 06, 2008 and will be going to Fort Jackson, South Carolina. Wish me the best and I will keep all of you updated
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